#264: AndyPants Gaming vs The Act Man

Hey, look all right, archaic, archaic and gay. Welcome to this Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. It's us again yet again. It's me Chris Raagun and it's I'm joined as always by Derek Blackman and Tom Sweeney. Whoa look at that, everybody, Everybody, give a round of applot. If you're not clapping, if you if you don't clap, then we won't continue the show.

Yeah, it's been a long time since we've seen us on the on the screens. And let us say, you look a little uh, you look a little smaller, Kingston. Maybe it's the angle, but you look a little smaller.

I like it, look.

A little smaller. You look uh your yeah, your head that is noticeably thinner in the cheeks.

I think. I guess, yeah, I feel like I'm dying. But yeah, that's awesome.

That's uh, that's just how it is. There's no way around it.

Yeah, for the for the audio listeners where we're recording remotely again because I had to go to New York for a nephew's wedding, and so it's just like, yeah, we'll do it remote when we have to. If one of us has to travel or whatever. It seems pretty easy to be able to whip this together. But temporary. We'll be back in person pretty soon.

Now up that blow up, Chrius house, department buildings gone. I set everybody on fire because Derek's house on fire. He doesn't know about it. I set invisible fires in Derek's house.

That's that's funny you say that because I actually asked friend of mine friends of mine to check on my apartment to make sure it didn't explode. Guess guess what, sad face, it's gone.

Unfortunately checked two seconds aff before it exploded.

Yeah, like everything's they were just too late.

Well they were leaving, well, they were leaving to get out the building. It was like, well that seems fine and boom right dud dude.

I was actually like I was panicking at the airport because I was like, did I leave a candle on? I was freaking the fuck out, like I really because I had a memory. I was just like, I think I blew out a candle today, but I feel like the sun was up when I blew it out, and I left when the sun was dark. But I remember lighting a candle in the dark. Oh no. I started freaking myself out because like my candle is right next to like all the like it's next to like my

I remember when I was staying in your apartment for a little while when I was looking for an apartment, and I specifically remember you leaving your flare gun on top of your gasoline drum, and I was like, oh, it's weird, why would he do that? You know, I just safely moved it aside because I didn't want to die. And I also thought it was a little bit weird that you had your gasoline drum just out in the open and not, you know, in your closet.

I don't know where people normally put their gasoline drums, like when I got that gasoline drum. When I when I bought it, I was just like, I know, look, I know everybody has one of these, Yeah, but like I've never seen where, Like it's usually hidden somewhere, because like, I know everybody has it, but I've never seen it when I go to other people's places. So I just didn't know where to put it. And I figured underneath my flare gun was the appropriate. Ye appropriate?

Who everybody has one of these, I'm sure of it. Yeah, you can't tell me otherwise.

I have an extra high bed. My bed is extra high, so I can put my gasoline drum under my bed, under under your bed.

Yeah, I put under my bed with all my din on my end.

My fucking matches. When I get out of bed. If I sit up in my bed, my head is touching the ceiling.

You kinda have to like get out of bed with your neck. I get out of the way, I wake up.

I spend every like I wake up every day as if I'm in the middle of like a God of War transitionary like crawl space. That's how I wake up. God, I hate those things, but I get it.

Yeah, you wake up. It's so bananas.

You got a lot of stuff to touch On last episode, we somehow forgot to mention Didty like I don't know how. I honestly like that was just a complete funk up on our end. So much didn't happen except for that, and we spend time talking about everything else. So the Ditty stuff is apparently this new stuff that came out today to the question.

Is did he really do it? I mean didn't? Crazy? That's it's it's a banana situation. I've never it's.

Have you seen that insidious photoshop going around where where it's is this Diddy with that fucking stupid comb over bowl cut?

So much bullshit, there's a five nights Can you survive? Five nights at Ditty's and just showing like this, there's so much shit going on. It's crazy how Diddy has become a pejorative, How it's just a thing now, like uh uh. In all circles there's something like, oh, man, like that's Diddy's house, so that's it's Diddy, It's Diddy this, And I'm like, damn, this guy's he's fucked.

He literally never come back from this at all. He is massacred. Like there's pretty much there's no coming back from this. He ain't putting out another fucking song. You know, I don't think. I don't think that's in the cards.

I mean, he had some bangers, but you know, still nonetheless it's it's okay.

I will tell you he had one song that I liked one which one? It was that one with the was it bad Boys for Life or whatever?

Yeah? We yeah, that song went.

That song's pretty good. But like you know, and then.

You produced some good people. He was, he was, he was the biggest producer, which is.

But I still want to say he was the weakest part of that song still, if you know what I mean. Oh yeah, Like so it's even when that song is good, like I have to have this nigga open up.

I was just kind of like, all.

Right, man, they have rob on here, Like I don't know, I'm being a little bit too piggy, but you know what I mean. Did he was what DJ he's the prototype with DJ Khaled became yeah, because at least did he had the audacity to be in the songs. DJ Khaled just be making noise the whole time and then like he doesn't rap at all, doesn't even have any lines.

He just runs around.

You know what I think, you know what I think about every once in a while, Like I don't know why, it's just have you seen that footage of DJ Kaled where he's like sitting It looks he's like outside, it looks almost like kind of like a jungle type area, and he's like he just stands up all of a sudden, like really quickly, because like you know, he heard something that might It was just one of these things that like I love it because you completely understand it when you.

See it, Like you kind of like they stand up and then you.

Just stay there and you're kind of waiting to see if something's gonna happen or pop out and attack you. And it just you've never seen a fat guy like just just.

Three frames like just pop up and he's already like just up. It's so funny. I think about it way through the.

Sixth stands and runs away.

Yeah, he's just skipping frames. He's like, that's that scene in the fucking Baby Duke coming at like when he when he runs up to the camera and he's like skipping frames. That's such a classic horror trick too, by the way, Like I can't not notice it now. Whenever I see it, it's like, oh, you skip the frames because it's unsettling, But like I'm aware of that every time. It's like the illusions ruined. Yeah, yeah, when you're presumably,

Because there was so many there was like I know there was a kidnapping thing, sex trappicking I think was one of them.

Right, yep, it was.

It was a lot of shit, And I want to ask you guys something. He must have known that something was coming. So from the stuff that they found at his house.

Bro, bro, wasn't it like fifty wasn't it like fifty million pounds of baby oil?

It was? It was over a thousand bottles of baby oil.

Okay, same thing when they are like a ton of dildos too, like seven hundred something. But like what if he was cleaning up. That's the That's what I'm talking about.

If he was aware that some shit was going down, was this the aftermath of him trying to get purge evidence, was this?

Like there was way more before this, because when you get rid of this shit, it's like when you go into like a hoarder's house and it's like the worst thing you've ever seen. And then somebody, somebody in the family is like, you should have seen it before. Yeah, yeah, before, What do you mean there's no room for it before?

And I'm just thinking of one of those agents open a closet and just a thousand dildo just falling on him.

Probably injured him too. He's probably in the.

Host hoousand, a thousand used one, he still got the cream on it. Oh my god, fucking flopping.

He never he never cleaned one. He just got more. He he. He bought so many of them that they was like, these are all single use.

Oh that's dude, I mean that actually might be real because that reminds me of you ever seen celebrities flex to say, oh, I never wear the same outfit, you know, they so they essentially once they wear something, they never wear it again.

And it might be.

Yeah, just we don't reuse dial those. What am I a savage? He just fucking buys a new one.

I'm just a sex trafficking slaver fucking to kill Hart, That's all I am.

Due. Yes, I don't assume.

I don't even know all the all that. I just saw that he was in some deep shit and I saw like some of the headline allegations. But like it's getting it's pretty crazy that this has just been happening, right, like.

Another open secret in Hollywood that you know, like everybody fucking knew about this shit man. And then especially if you were kind of like you had your ear to the grounds, like the hip hop community, You've you've heard shit, you knew that what happened with him and j Lo, you know, you're just like, dude something because like someone even made a point. I remember it was, but they were like Jalo seems to just just kind of bouncing around. She went back to ben affleck the divorce again.

But one thing she didn't do. She didn't go back to puff Daddy. Yeah.

I was like, that's kind of says a lot because she kind of seems to make really bad decisions, but she would not go back to that, dude.

Apparently she's dreadful. Apparently she is dreadful. So I heard her aunt went to the same school she went to in Amchicol in South Bronx. Yeah, they were at the same school during the same time. They're on the same age. And apparently in school she wasn't a bad or. She was kind of this quiet, but she was really at school. She was working so much. Probably they were like, oh, they would see her every now and then, but people that know her were like, oh, she sucks. She like

Well, is she? I think it's in America in the nineties. Probably, Are you sure? I don't know.

It's very likely who was more popular than her.

That I feel. I feel like it's I feel like it's just her and yeah, I guess so, I guess it's her and Mark Anthony.

Really we're like yeah, And I said they got together purely because of that, which is stupid.

Like I was like, probably, what is this.

Famous? We should probably have a child. I didn't have twins together.

I don't know. Yeah, I think so. She she hated him though, Like it's so it's so funny because he's just like he was clearly just it's clearly just better. Yeah. I think she's like she's just so clear. There's so many videos of her just like resentfully a. Yeah, it's just like how why is he? Why is he better than Why is he better than me? I don't why is he such a good artist?

And I'm just.

You're basic, Like when you listen to her songs, you're like, oh, yeah, these somebody wrote some good songs for her. She's a great dancer, not great, she's a good dancer with a great ass, and like she she had a lot of assets going for her. But it's like why did people people it's always people that don't write that the uh that people because you know, really good artists kind of acknowledge where they're at, you know what I'm saying, like

Who's see him awesome, who's famously really cool, dude, dude.

He was like sitting I think there was a picture of him like sitting next to her ass, and he was like miserable. And some people were saying like, oh, it looked like it was like a Euphorix like Tears of Joy type of thing. I was like, no, that's sorrow in his face. Imagine being like he has a Bikinia on it.

He's just sitting holding his head.

It's just so I'm like, bro, something is wrong. When you have somebody that's prestige just right, it's like it's like it's like it makes me wonder about Beyonce too, because it's like a jay Z is a fucking camel and he's like, I'm going to cheat on this fucking one. Like he's a camel, he's Joe Camel, Like completely crazy. If you see Joe Cammel put in jay Z, Joe Cammell, you know exactly what I'm talking about. You searched that, and ever.

Since I saw that, he was just like, oh yeah, no, yeah, he is a literal jay Z looks like that, uh, like that animal creature from toy soldiers or a cleft palate, Like there's something he's as a strange, looks like a small soldier. What is his name that he looks like.

He looks like if they made a black thumb, thumb, that'd be jay Z. Yeah, if they somehow created one of those.

But it's just not out man. And but he got one of the most rich you're streamly rich, extremely influential, right, we get it.

But he's probably gonna get intro with some Diddy ship too.

Apparently, Apparently there's way.

Too many lines that like, there's a lot of lines that lead back to jay Z. Apparently there's people.

That are absolutely dude.

People are kind of going nuts right now because I even saw like some clown world I forgot some fucking Twitter guy that was just trying to push that Oh it was Usher's apparently Usher he got his Twitter hacked and then like so all of his ship was purged, and then somebody saw, oh my god, he's deleting all

Like, oh what did they do?

This is crazy And I'm like yoah yea, I gotta slow you gotta slow down.

There's those I know that's.

Real, like there' stuff is going on.

But also like everywhere I know there are videos of of Trump going like, h puff daddy. He's a good friend of mine. He's a good friend. He's a good guy, and it's like he dude, he definitely one of those parties, dude party freaking freak out.

Yeah, frequently, he definitely went to one of those did you see that thing of a was it was it Conan? Was it Conan O'Brien that was talking to him? I can't remember something. There was a talk show host from back in the day and he and Diddy was talking about his parties, and I think it was Conan and he was like concerned.

He was like, this sounds like not good, like.

Often often calling on Brian's on the right side of things. He from with a guy from from that seventies show talking about like being a predator and he's like, you're a monster and you should go to jail, like you should. Like it wasn't even like a joke. It was straight up. It was like you should be in jail.

He played it. He played it like a joke, but he was like, yeah, I remember that with with Danny Masterson, and I don't.

Think you played it like a joke. I think people are.

He's a talk show this guy, But that's how you do it.

It's like, that's that's exactly it's a joke. But also you can tell when somebody is being serious, but they're also just making it lighthearted. It's like when it's like if you're telling someone like like oh man, you're fucking nuts, you know, and like it sounds lighthearted, but you know, the motherfucker's actually nuts. You're like, we're never talking after this, like one of those things after this, like we're not we're not having any more communication.

Cartoon cartoons, Friday ass motherfucker, what is wrong with you?

Conan. Conan is usually like he's like one of those vestiges of old media that like I I'm glad to still see around. Yeah, and consistently, like every time he comes up with the news, it's never like it's never disgusting or scary, right like that.

Again, finds out someone's a pedophile twenty years early. It says something, but no one listens. It's like you just get it.

Would be like you said, like weird howl or something. Conan o'bien would be one of those people that if something fucked up came out, that would definitely break my heart because he's he's been connected to.

Too many of my memories, like too many, like.

Fucking the Simpsons when he was writing The Simpsons back when I was religiously watching Late Now with Conan O'Brien and they fucking when they when they got the rights to like uh Walker Texas Ranger. He had this lever. Yeah, that fucking lever was like crack to me. Just randomly out of nowhere doing the show. He'll literally pause for like five seconds and just pull the lever and show the dumbest fucking clip from those shows, and I was like, this is made for me.

I love there was. My favorite clips of him is like when he got fired, when he got fired from the from the Tonight Show and he was it was his last week of shows and he was just like wasting all of NBC's money. Yeah, yeah, he was just like is this literally trying to make the most expensive skits possible? It series like here's a here's here's unrestricted super Bowl footage next to uh an original Picasso UH with the caviar spraying all over it. It's I it's

See him the Tonight Show, So that was like cool, little like caveat Yeah, just like, okay, that will never exist.

It existed.

Fu.

I hate fucking Jaylen.

I can't stand this, but whatever time he laughs, I get angrier. He's still fucking weird ass. Hot dog looking ahead, hot dog looking at his head, look like a hot dog in a bun.

I just want to steal some of his cars and crash them, that's all. I just I just want to like crash his car.

And he's a good job with on his own.

Yeah, I just want to break into his factory or whatever.

It just crashed. Crash? Is that? Is that what happened? He half back right now because how badly crashed? Yo? I thought, Uh, that's crazy, I thought, I thought he just I literally, like in my mind, this has been true for like years. In my mind, the story is Jay Leno got into one of his cars and exploded, like I don't know. I never thought about like how he got burned up.

And also I can tell you one hundred percent that is not it.

Crash it wait, hold on, hold on one hundred percent. You get that maybe ninety nine percent?

Maybe, Okay, I can tell I can tell you a solid fit. I'm done myself. I'll you tell you definitely seven solid sixty percent chance the car just didn't blow up when he got into it.

Okay, Okay, that's fair. Those are fair odds.

But I don't I don't know. I could be wrong. I can be very wrong in fact.

Well, but yeah, no, dude, those Diddy parties, like everybody kind of knew aout him. I remember hearing a wheezer so mention it tweet. I tweeted about it. But I don't think anybody really heard that record, So I don't think anybody got it. But there was like a there's a song called fucking I think it's train Wrecks from Hurley, which is like, not a particularly good record, but that song is pretty good. They talk about like it's like we'll crash a Diddy party in disguise is a lyric,

You?

Man? What's going on? And he probably I can't. I can't say I can't. I'm sorry. If I tell you, he'll get me a dot on his head, just the Diddy dot. It's like, yeah, but yeah, so that that that whole story is crazy. I don't think anything new. And I said I saw there's so much fake news going out around it too. Like I saw like the thing where it's like they photoshopped Kamala Harris next to him, even though it's like.

Did that, well, at least he didn't literally shared it. He shared it. The guy that the guy that has ties to Diddy had the audacity to share a picture with Kamala next to Diddy.

I can't. Yeah, it's not anything. Look the photo, the photo. I don't know if there is a photo of Kamala next to Ditty, but that photo was not real. That photo was like the photo that I saw was like they took Diddy, They took Diddy's face and put it on fucking Montel Williams. She's crazy.

He shared that. Did he really share that?

He shared it?

Yes, he did, of course he did. He shared the fake endorsement of a Taylor Swift. He shared the the Taylor Swift who endorsed fucking well no, sorry, what's his name?

Biden?

And clearly Kama I guess yeah, so clearly she was gonna endorse Kamala Waltz, right, but then fucking Trump's like, oh hey, nice, ai, he thank you so much, and then fucking like a month later, he just in all caps, I hate Taylor Swift, which is funny, funny.

And then and then ten seconds later he got shot at like ten minutes ten minutes later. Yo, you can't listen the Swifties. They will kill you. They will kill you. I would never cross them, no way.

Yeah yeah, yeah, then they're not playing they're not playing basketball, they're playing like rape. They're playing rugby with guns.

Yeah. I've seen I've seen Taylor Swift fans congeal into one unified mass and almost like a Katamari in some ways. If you remember Katamari just rolling around town, you don't know everything.

I remember Demase, I remember Galvatron from Transformers, all the trunk I've been I've been on a roll. I've been on a role watching because I've just been curious. I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna just watch all of them because I haven't you know, why not? I haven't seen the original one since they came out, and let's just see what they're about.

When the fourth one.

Rolls around live were you alive? When the first one the like iconic movie? The are you talking about? No? You were not here yet? Right?

They eight?

Well, I don't know what year it was, but I've seen fucking all of them.

There you weren't alive. There's no way you were alive during that because that was like early eighties.

If it was early eighties of eighty eight, yeah, so, but there was one that did come out the late eighties.

But uh, it's hard.

I don't really remember the years when it comes to like those movies because I'm not they're they're fucking cheesy, you know, even though they're like fun, but they're still really fucking cheesy, even like the one where the band America is doing the theme song and it's fucking just cringe, dude, you got the touch?

That's is such an iconic moment, and it's just like, that's such an iconic moment though there it is. It's silly as fun, but it's good moment.

Fucking I feel embarrassed watching it, Like if you turn if you if you watch it muted, it's better. Like, but that fucking song is.

Like you.

Just said that, it's the same. Okay, let's put it this way. I don't hate that song. I feel the same way about say. Everybody I think unanimously likes the soundtrack of Marvelus Capcom too, but we also recognize that this is not fighting game music. Like we recognize both things simultaneously because every other fighting game that has existed has never done anything like that before. Because this is lounge music. This is music that you've vibe and chilled to.

Like, I don't know if I would agree that. I think by the nature of it complimenting the game so well it becomes fighting.

I think it is because the game was so good, it was so well accepted.

If the game was trashed, for example, people.

Would have been like shitting on that, be like, oh, that's a cool soundtrack, Like the music isn't bad music, but since the game as bad, this was terrible, it just become like I like the music. It does not when I'm hearing say, Captain America's theme song Marvel's Marvel One, that shit gets me pumped up. When I hear Wolverine's song and Marvel One gets me pumped up. There is

Like, dude, it's so good. It really is like that. Yeah, man, that whole game is.

It's like, I'm way more American when you hear.

That every now and again, every now and again, just like sound design really slaps you know, and it's just like that's one of those games where it's just like the sound team fucking nailed it, Like that game would be fun. That game would be fun with just the sounds and none of the characters. Like if it was literally, if it was literally stick figures fighting each other to that same exact music, with those same exact sound effects, it would be like, this is mom, it's one of them.

That was Lighting the bottle though, right because like they it can never be done again. It just it won't like as far as it just it just won't work.

That was that was like the middle point, the transitionary period too, because like looking back at that game, like I kind of forgot certain details of it, Like I kind of forgot that the backgrounds were three D and the characters were pixel kind of like sprite art, Like I forgot that that was part of that game. Like I've forgot that's how that worked. But now it's like before that it was all pixel and after that it

Never gonna have that sprice probably taking more work than like actually just making what what's not pixelart?

Pixel art is hard. Yeah, it's it's it's kind of hard to do.

It was It was fine when that's all they could do. Is that is how you make games, But now they're like, no, no, we don't want to do that.

It's a skill set that nobody really has anymore. Like people, people when people when somebody grows up now and they want to make video games. They're learning like unity and unreal, Like they're not right, they're not learning how to make fucking pixel art, right, you know, right tragic generally speaking. Yeah, anyway, right, anyway, did he's did he's gay?

I mean, he's definitely there's some gay in him for sure, because you know, he wasn't just fucking women, you know that, Like, there's no way you're gonna have seven hundred or whatever the fuck you're gonna have that many dildos and just be and just fucking jigs that, like, like there's.

No way there's I don't have seven hundred dilldos. I have zero.

And it upsets me And I'm like, why is there no dildos in this house?

I have none? And I'm okay with that.

Fucking lame dude, You're lame of ship. All right, let's move on. Let's move on to this. This this this so uh, Derek's kind of new to this. He he just stumbled into this this morning. Apparently, yes, this morning. But some of you guys, some of you listeners might be familiar with the act man. We've talked about him, have we has he guessed it on the show, like remotely.

I remember vividly talking about him when we did the one live show because it was him versus Quantum TV.

Quantum TV. That's right.

Yeah, and this is a very similar situation, which is funny.

Is yeah, So I'll catch you guys up to sweet so act man obviously a YouTube content guy. Good dude. I like him a lot. We've hung out a couple of times. I think the last time I saw him was Creator Clash. Yeah yeah, and he was drunk and asking asking me to make more videos. That was sweet, but he was he was so recently he's gotten into a bit of a kerfuffle, a bit of a bit of a brew haha, if you will, with this guy

He made a video saying these content creators are woke, that's right, and he.

Was called nail. He called out, I think, if I'm remembering correctly, he called that act man Luke's Stevens and skill up all these people. I know, I don't know Luke very well at all, I don't think, but I know I know skill up and uh yeah Actman obviously. So it's very funny to see. I never actually watched that video, but I saw the thumbnail because I figured I know what the video is gonna be. Of course, I was like, oh, yeah, I get it. That's funny, and I saw Actman watch it, and so he agreed

Dude?

Like just dog walking him Andy, and so the stream. So the stream ends, and then I guess something happens where you know, he disables the comments, he unlists the stream, he relists the stream, but like keeps the comments disabled, and so actman posts the stream on his channel with comments enabled, saying like, hey, look if I if I did badly whatever, like come come criticize me. I don't care, we keep the comments up. And so he so Andy copyright striped him, which is big no, no, like that.

Gave him goal golden goose, like he just like, oh, let's make another grandiose video.

If you didn't like Kelly, you just gave Kelly so much money for the next few months, so much money. If that's my friend, So I'm not on your side, buddy, But like if anybody was there to tell you, like, hey, not that one. Don't keep engaging this guy. Did he not see what he did to Quantum?

Did dead?

Now that I'm smoking, he's a smoking crater. Now he's still it's been over a year. He's a smoking crater.

It's just, dude, Like, you cannot. People will mobilize around content, around copyright strike abuse like like nothing like it is. It really is like a sacred kind of rule where it's like especially like, look, there's an argument to be made whether or not people you know are stealing content or whatever, right, like fine, But in this scenario, especially as YouTube has evolved over time, like it's just generally agreed upon. I've noticed that if people are on a

There's no way.

Let's talk about this guy. So I've to be fair. I've only had about maybe forty minutes to look into him. There's a video I don't know the gentleman's name. I wish I would I like to. I would like to shot him up because he actually made a really good video. Oh it's it's still up here. This guy's name is the gamer Tron show and he Andy Pant's gaming is a liar and I can prove it. And so I was looking at other stuff and I got twenty minutes into this video, and twenty minutes into it was already

Ship the ships. Oh uh, sculling bones.

He fucking enjoyed the shit of skull and bones and was pushing back against people that were shitting on it. He enjoyed Red Fall. He thoroughly enjoyed Red Fall, one of his favorite games. I can't remember what it was, but it was it was a very you know, gay inclusive, you know, like diverse game. It was like it was like a fucking like an Overwatch type thing. I can't remember what it was called, but it was this game

He liked terrible games. He liked games that were underwhelming and well how he described it, and that you did you did you watch the debate would get you because since it was taken down, so he's talking about how like he says at one point, he's like, yeah, I used to I used to go hard for Xbox uh

Stupid to say.

His point was that in the debate, his point was that we used to get hyper masculine games, and now now everything is feminine. One hundred percent of games are gay and woke. Literally, he says this, this so lazistic, it's so lazy. But I mean, it doesn't even take into account the fact that, like, dude, most games don't I don't know how to I don't know how to tell somebody this because it feels like they just don't play games. So it feels weird that they're even having

Like most games like games that are like new like New IPS very much. So yes, like now IPS, you're definitely like you're do whatever the fuck you want, like hey, here's a blank slate and make your character have eight hands like but before like obviously you're doing like a series like yes, Got of War three is God of War two is not going to have you play as a trance h a trance woman running around with freaking a treys somebody.

The biggest games, I mean, think about Arthur Morgan, think about fucking yeah Parker dude, think about like fucking uh space Marines that just came out Space Marines too.

Those are.

Space Marine, Space Marine, Doom Maternal obviously their remakes, but Dead Space and Residueval four fucking still white. Yeah, it's it's it's complete nonsense. What's happening lazy, it's lazy. It's not they know it's not true. What's happening is that there are more games that don't have solid protagonists because more games are letting you build your own character. That's what's happened. Yeah, And by the way, it's it's helpful to note that when games like Years of War or

We like it because Christopher understanding what words mean ands be defined. I appreciate.

I should clarify it's not it's not pandering in the malicious way that they like that they ascribe to everything, but George, they have an audience that they have in mind to capture, and it's like, this is we're making

It's the same thing for me when fucking when BG three came, I was like, oh, this is the kind of game I want to play, or fucking or dragon Age, dragon Age. I shouldn't be buying dragon Age. There's no reason I.

Love it, just it just it just blows my mind that people don't understand, like when a game pandas, or like when a game targets a different audience, that that's not an exception to the like, that's not like a different thing, You're just not in the the exact window of what's happening. Like this is the same thing. It's the same way it's always operated. It's just you're not the prime target. And that's fine.

And that thing that turns into is like it's because something is for someone else does not mean as antithetical to you.

See, the thing is a lot of those people making the content understand that, but they are capturing the fucking dummies that think that everything even though they're not even going to bed. I remember this, dude, I remember when the culture War was really starting to slow down. I might have mentioned this before, but there was CW's Catwoman was coming out, and then a bunch of people and I made a video being like, why would I be.

Upset about this?

This is clearly not for me. A CW shows. I've tried watching CW shows. I gave Arrow and Slash a little bit. Arrow started off being okay, and then it turned into a CW show and I was like, oh, this clearly is not for me. It's for young people, especially young women. That is that is their target demographic c WS. That is fine, that's completely fine. I was just like, as soon as I realized it's like, oh, I stopped watching.

I'm not upset. I was just like, oh, it's just not interesting to me, not my train anymore.

You know, this would literally this would like, dude, it would literally it would literally be like me being fucking furious at Persona for being so anime, Like why is Persona so fucking anime? It's so fucking Japanese and chitty and dumb and gay? What the fuck is this dumb shit? It's like, this is I'm not this is not for me.

I don't know.

It's exhausting. It's the what upsets me is because it's not even the Andi pants game, because the grifters are gonna come.

It's just and it's just annoying.

That they don't have to try even a little bit anymore, because back in the day, back in the day snake oil sells mean would get hanged and ran out of town, so they'd have to try to really be convincing, to be like, I'm selling you something that is worth having. Now it is the laziest, shittiest bullshit and they're still accepting it, And I'm like, what has happened.

They don't get hanged dude and ran out of town dangling from a branch violet.

Back in the day, some people when they were clearly being snuffed out, like like susted out there like this guy is selling me bullshit, and then the town would beat the fuck out of them, run him out of town, hang them whatever, arrest them. They would there would be consequences, they would pick. They would beat them. Have to sleep throat and walk up to a volcano and drop.

Them in like heartlessly, like with like with like two frames sucking a horse.

They have a horse taking them to the volcano. Jawn quartered them as he's falling into the volcano. So they got to sacrifice the horses too, unfortunately.

Buttunately gotta go to can you so wait so wait? So how I'm imagining this is working is that they almost he's in the so no no, no, So he's in the center of the volcano. He's dangling from like a helicopter. And then in the four quadrants of the edge of the volcano there are horses is tied to his limbs, and then they throw the horses into the volcano, and then they yank his arms and legs off and then just dip him into the volcano with the helicopter.

Did you ever see that horses feet like horses hooves, they keep growing.

I didn't know they kept They're like tentacles. Yeah, no, no, no, the nail part that's a name. Oh, I don't know whatever. I could give a fun I don't know. I can give a fuck. You tried to answer, I gave you something answer and you got upset to shut me. Yeah, were talking about the horse tenacles. So I just I don't care.

I don't know. I don't want to be present.

I will see.

Yeah.

No, So you're totally right, though, like the the effort that the effort that used to have to go into it at least demanded some level of respect, and now it kind of does. Now it's just like this is like your phone. This in so so obviously to the point where like you're not even really preparing for a debate in front of your entire audience to the point where like, you look so stupid even to them, right, And it's like imagine like I don't know, man, there's

I was like, I can't believe this guy has videos that have like over a million views or something, and it is the laziest fucking content. Like he's not saying anything. He's just saying this ship is gay. And I'm like, not even in a funny, ironic way like how we would banter about shit, but literally.

This is gay. Actman started that debate being like, you're this is satire, right, Like you're joking right, because it is. It is. That's what it sounds like. It feels satistical. It's unbelievably stupid. Uh, but but it's also profitable. So it's like, hey, look man, like he's gonna he's gonna do it because it's gonna make him. It's you're gonna make him more money than his off antic opinion is going to make them, oh one thousands.

Exactly what happened right when he was just like, oh yeah, I'm gonna say I'm Christian and I hate gays, and then all of a sudden, the money started pouring in, and like, well, dude, do you remember real quick, do you remember the fucking Harry Potter thing where there was a lot of these guys, the anti woke people that were supporting Harry Potter because there was some people trying to boycott because of what's your name, h J. K Rollings an anti trans rhetoric, and so they were supporting

That's fine. That the hogwarts because you're a holy justifier of God's will and doom, you're bringing down damnation on the devil's work.

Yeah, I guess you kill angels in that game though, technically, so like yeah, even I know, even though like literally doom guys demon charge. But I'm not mistaken. That's why it's so fucking crazy.

I mean, it's issues he's I just he's all over the fucking place. But it's man, I just it does it does make me. It does make me want to more than ever, maybe just even because there's a guy in hip hop space. His name is deleted, and he distorts his voice and he's been talking. He's been kind of like gaining a little bit of traction. Now he's not a grift or anything, but he has I think I've seen this content before he has. He might have seen it like a half mask on like anime ship. Yeah,

I was lying the whole time.

I've done. That was fun. I got my.

Plaque or whatever, I got the plaque thing, I'm done.

I would have it, say like one hundred thousand subscribers, and you know how you can have them, you can have it say whatever whatever you wanted to say. Yeah, I would just have all of them, all of them idiots, to immortalize them. Which are the names?

Should it be what it sounds better, grifter gaming or like grift gaming, like should it be Like no, you can't, you can't draw attention to but I feel like they would. They would think it's un ironic or something and they's cool.

No, No, it's true.

Is full of people that are autistic.

Right, you have to go you have to go almost old school. You have to go like the what do you got? Uh? The there's something you remember? Do you remember those? Yes? Like it would be some fucking cartoon character and to see.

Yes, I was gonna be a top hat and a going like this and then having like three different fucking frames.

It would be this, it would be like arms crossed, then it would.

Be and then it'd be upset, then it'd be upset. Yes, yes, it has to be the upset one.

That's fucking amazing. All right, so this is what happened. You're gonna start.

I'm gonna start not gay gaming. I think it's so fun.

I like it, but put gaming in there. I'm making that account right now. I'm making a YouTube account right now.

Actually, I gotta figure out how to do a I how to how to I'll do like a YouTube, have a a YouTuber.

They go there like say a bout of shit with a voice distorder, and then one day he'll just be me and I'm like, you guys are dumb.

This is not a bad this is this is the most excited I felt to do something. God, I'm actually kind of pupped for Like what do you put too much? You could record it with your phone, you know whatever, because what do you like?

What do you like? No one's ever like I guess everybody's loved the money too much. They're like, I can't get up this money. But the idea of like having like a channel like that, like like a fucking super concervative channel. Then like you hit like a like your hundred can and you like you're really your face You're like, you guys are fucking dumb. Man. Yeah, I all believe I was lying.

Wait, hold on, what's the time stamp? Wait, hold on, what's the time stamp? On? This?

On this?

So where are we at? Oh fifty one? I was like, it's been so long since been done? Is like, where is it? So block? I want you to censor out when I say the channel, all of our channel I do want to use. I think I I think I am gonna like it because because I love that so much it sucks. I love it too. I love the idea this is so it's really dumb. But who gets to one hundred k first? Oh my god, the.

Races gonna be so easy, especially you know it's because we're not completely stupid. So just having even a little bit of elevated like of a talking point to a grift would probably make people like this guy's really fucking intelligent instead of just being like how smoo gay gay get gig game gay, No, don't support Western gaming.

And I'm like, I'm I'm starting this channel today and we're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna spend so much of my night on photoshop building this stupid fucking okay, okay, gotcha all our names so you can do it.

And then you just like we just we just kind of float around the manosphere to get shot out some like Tait and sneak. O.

All right, let's move on. I'm actually I'm actually excited. I'm really excited about this. All right, last thing, dragon Age, some new dragon Age stuff. Sweeny didn't see it. I think, yeah, I don't know how you. I don't know how you guys. It seems look mixed, but mostly positives.

Say, it's actually really fun, Like that's what it is, like, it's a really fun game.

At least I think what's gonna happen is the people that are thea origin stands. There's nothing you can do for them. There's just not it just can't you know, it's nothing that so you can't can't really focus on that anymore. So I would say focus on people who enjoyed,

What is going on with that?

They look really silly? Look really.

Why because it looks like a half human half Kunari thing. And I'm like, the made them like people.

Literally, it literally looks like somebody from the Concord team made them. Yeah, like snuck into BioWare and was like, let me design.

I don't understand because dragon age will origins. They just look like, you know, oh, they showed them. One guy, he just kind of like a nigga, you know. It was like, oh, this is like the black people, I guess or something. You're like corn rows and ship and then and then number two. All of a sudden, I'm like, yo, what happened These motherfuckers like demons now? And I was like, they look fucking amazing. I was like, this is a cool ass design.

Three. I mean they look the coolest, the cool They look amazing too. They're like terrible.

They're literally t Flings Like, Actually, if I'm not mistaken, I think they're like they're like t Flings, Like this is the t Flings, These are our own creation.

Yeah, it's pretty.

It's the I'm kind of holding on to, like maybe they'll have regular looking ones in the game that aren't customizable, because I've only seen that customizable ship.

I'm just trying to.

See some Canari titties.

Bro.

If I'm being honest, Bro, I'm tired. I'm tired of like being respectful. Man, I'm just trying to see naked Canari's. Bro.

Yeah, they did drop the button.

That's what I'm there for.

You can go back and play Inquisition see that. I think the Iron bowls Penis. I think you see that.

It's not a for Penis right now, that's later, right, fair enough? He I don't know, man, they so far over what I've seen the game. It looks kind of cool, like I'm kind of flirting with the idea, maybe checking it out, But like that Canari design looks fucking like objectively objectively it's bad. Like there's no, there's no. It astounds me that nobody on the team was like, hey, this looks like ship looks so.

As much as that, like they're not He's not even big the way they're supposed to be. I thought it was is it like is are we is? What's happening is real Kudari in the game, and he's a hybrid because it looks like a half human half Kudari thing. Humans have some ship like what their heads can Canaris have babies with people?

As far they've I don't think they've ever you could fuck them because but like I don't know if they could breed. They've never They've never explored that.

This game. This is kind of this is kind of the thing where like I feel like this is a

It is fucking mind blowing that and you're probably right, which makes me worry about because the most important thing, more important than the gameplay really to to dire Daggetage fans,

This is just no way around. It's sixty bucks too, so it's not even seven.

I'll buy the fact that you're like trying to like do this facade like you're not gonna It's like me saying I'm not gonna buy it, like I'm buying a fuck out of that gate, Like, there's no way I'm not getting the game.

It's funny how ten dollars actually would have probably changed my made a difference for me if if it was if it was so that seventy bucks, I probably be like, ah, I'm gonna wait for it.

Ten dollars difference and I'm like, I don't know it A way it would take.

It would take you getting the game and telling me it's completely dogs. For me not to buy that game. You'd have to be like, it's completely dogs. Is there anything you like?

You have to be like no, And I'd be like, I probably wouldn't get it.

If you're like, oh, there's this cool there's this cool combo, I'd be like, all right, I guess I guess I'm involved.

I'll check it out.

Kind that would hurt my soul so badly if if it if the game turned out to be this, It can't I just can't. I can't see like I can't have been waiting for ten fucking years for a new game and I can't imagine it being completely unplayable, unenjoyable. That would really But it does scare me a little bit because that's how I actually been seeing you know what, I've just looked out last night, Mass vact dramas on sale again, you know, a bunch of sales Esteems games

It to, not too bad. It's like are the are the? Are the?

Because you're in a no galaxy. That's the biggest problems here a new galaxy, and they're they're still so similar to us. That's the big time I give from everybody, like just humanoids.

I was like, are you fucking kidding me?

Do something like I love the Elkore, you know, and like like in the in the fucking Milky Way, where like it's so clear that these dudes are very far away from like a Turian or a.

Human or something. They're not from here. They're not from here.

There's something very different about these guys or the fucking Hanna are those jellyfish dudes?

Like like this is cool?

And then they gave us jelly purple dick like they suck. They look like like, oh, it's a Barti character or something Barty and Friends. I was like, these guys suck and then their feet are kind of like Korean's And I'm like, this is so lazy.

Holy ship if you've never what were they called in that? And I can't even remember what they're called. I said.

Slip because that ship was ass. I can't even remember what they're called.

Duh and drama to purple, nevermember what they're called. Someone's Google's just that that's how they care, That's how they moved through Google. Oh e they're called. I can't remember what they're called. Eh. I forgot about that.

How un inspired they were. I can't even remember for the life I mean, hold on, let me let me click that. I remember the guy's name is Jarrell.

I think, is that right? Or no, that's that Superman's. I don't know that I said. I didn't even pick up on it.

I don't even know if that's it's something close to that. I think, I you see, you see that's a problem j'ell Jael is that it. Jall is shown to be a straightforward ally, but Jall is part.

Of the and and Sary and garn resist. I don't even know, dude, see as a mass effect.

Fucking stand it's you know it's bad when I can't even remem remember, like what these guys are and I played just a few months ago. Remember just a few months ago, I was fucking around with this game and I couldn't finish it.

I was like, this sucks. I can't And I'm like, but.

If I had never played any of the other Mass Effects, this might be an okay, like, oh, you know, that was an interesting story because it's so not tied to the original trilogy that even like the references, there's barely any references to the old trilogy.

They don't talk about the fucking war.

Really, they don't talk about like all the shit that was going down by the time they left.

So because you just wait, so explain to me what happened, so pretty much after everything happens with three if you do the basic ending, and drama to picks up afterwards to people from okay.

No, so what happened?

No, andrama picks up. I think around the second games. I'm sorry, I think it's number two because basically they're doing this mission to just, oh, we want to colonize another galaxy. Essentially, we want to make sure that the humans survive, or it's not even humans, it's just the Milky Way residents survive, so they're going over here to undertake this mission. If I remember correctly, it it I think it might be into response of, uh, the Reapers,

Let me just look at real fast Mass Effect Andromeda. I'm looking at I'm looking up, I'm looking this ship up, and man, it's pretty right. Like I can't there's such a there's such a suck energy to like every screenshot from Massifact and Drama. It's crazy, like like every image that I see if it just screams suck like it feels just suck. It's crazy. Yeah. So it's it doesn't look good.

It's it's it's between yeah Mass Effect two and three. Yeah, so yeah, this is like a response to I think it was for like a survival thing, because it might, you know, it might just everybody.

Shot Sarah and he was like, I gotta come back in the future and kill and then they were like, which probably get out of here. We probably pack up and move bit. Oh weird.

The characters compared to the original trilogy, Like I said, the character suck. I like the old Krogan. He's like a thousand years old or something. Good character, like an old Crogan. Yeah, they don't. They not live very low. They live to like about a thousand something for a long time. Yeah Krogan. Sorry, they live long as ship. So, like he's crazy because Krogans are just badass in general. They're just they're just no nonsense and they just talk a lot of shit. So he's just fun by default.

And then have him his loyalty mission is kind of in then it doesn't really go any but then it doesn't really go anywhere.

After Jacob is kind of like his dad really good mission, beautiful, beautiful, fucking I love how like they really showcase when you first land how beautiful this fucking this planet is and

Oh no, it's not a good time. So I'm like, what the fuck, what what is this? I'm like, I never I don't think I talked to Jacob once, and it is because he's yeah, like after I did his utimasion, I didn't, I didn't bring him anywhere. I've never not used him.

I mean, I'm sorry, I've never used him except for the loyalty mission, right that he used Jacob a few times, but then like.

What is he even go for? What does he do? I don't even remember. I don't I think he's an infiltrator? Is he because I literally don't. I couldn't tell. I don't remember. The thing is he had a pole field. He had a pole field for a while, which was which was helpful, but then I got it and then I was like, oh, well, I'm not using you for fucking literally anywhere. And to be fair, like I did avoid him primarily because he is black, but he did

It's hard to not just use Garrison that game, but he's just like it's kind of like it's a real effort to use him just because he's so broken, Like he's.

So but I will take look. I enjoy, like, say, just for the banter. I like to hear some of like Morton, I love his banter. I love how Eric. I just look because he's just like I know I'm the ship. I know I'm so smart and all this stuff, and he's like pretty eran, I love it. And it's fucking if you talk to him long enough, Like his show tunes. He showed like he gets into his show tunes and he breaks out into into to dance and song.

It's fucking amazing. It's just like this is these are cool. Jacob doesn't do anything like that.

He's just like, yeah, stuff happened, and I did stuff and yeah, and I'm like wow, Wow.

What a contrast.

Like Fane Creoles, he's kind of flat too, but really interesting, like you know, like this this is this like religious assassin guy, Like it's he's flat but also compelling.

I was like, man, I look, I like, I like Fane in kind a bit. And when I when I when I got to Fanne, I remember feeling like, oh, I don't know, this is kind of bland. But then like by the end of it, I was like, oh no, this is is a dope. Yeah. I don't know what the hell happened, man Like, I don't know if all the riders left or whatever, but like any.

That's exact, that is what happened. That's why I'm a little bit afraid of.

The vil Guard.

I'm a little bit like just little things that aren't a big deal, but they're kind of starting to add up a little bit.

That game has to be a four out of ten for me not to buy. It's there's just I'm a little I'm just concerned that's.

I'm gonna buy.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna say I am gonna buy to but there's little things adding up that I'm ignoring, you know, little things that are just I'm just thinking.

That I heard the game is fun. I heard there's some really cool character moments. So I'm like, all right, cool, I'll try. If it's bad, I'll just I don't know, I'll kill myself on stream, like.

With the longest gun you can find.

Just just It'll be in the kitchen and then we will be like Kingston, what's just I'm like, don't worry. I love you, though. It'd be like an elephant rifle that's singing you.

Fucking you have another webcam so that's in the corner of your screen that shows it from the kitchen, like gets the splatter on it, sladder. Why are you you gay? Doude?

That fucking did you see that guy? That's like, uh, someone called it reverse gas lighting. They're like, when I snapped my fingers, you'll forget that you were ever gay. And then the guy's like I was never gay. It's like it's so good that it is so good.

That's it. That dude, that that did even reminded me of Like that reminded me of like a Leslie Nielsen uh like style. That was like a late seventies early eighties kind of like joke, I fuck with that. Yeah, that would be written. It's like if I snapped my fingers, you'll forget you the gag.

Was was never gay.

It's like, yeah, yeah, exactly, that was good. That was I was like this is fucking just they both played their parts so well. That was that was so good.

Yeah, it was great.

That's that's a that's a great clip.

I've cured you, friend, I've cured you.

You're better now, exactly, you're all better now. You can't just you can't just to snap your fingers and state the something and I am I'm just not gay?

All right?

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Just in the war for five.

Yeah, he's just in the war for fucking you know. And I get a letter sometimes and it's like if they can figure it out, you can figure it out with like all this communication at your.

Disc for sure. But at the same time that's what leads to the idea of people like feeling the what is it called fomooo?

What do you mean? Because before like say homo no, I said pho no. I'm curious about no. I didn't say homo no. I'm curious about what you mean by fomo. What the idea?

Because because of the Internet and how much more connected we are to everything, people being alone makes them feel more alone because seeing people not being alone, if that makes any sense.

I know what you mean. I think I know what you mean. Yeah, like it was more routine.

People weren't as fucked up on it back then because it was so routine to not really contact each other, you know. As a great example of that, my uh, let's see, my my so JoJo's mom didn't grow up with FaceTime or anything, obviously, fucking she's in her fifties, but now she's so connected to it, she like it's a thing and texting regularly, where before it was one of those things where my mom's like be back before sundown or something back in the day, and I wouldn't

I just don't.

I don't talk to anybody.

People like, Oh, my buddy, he lives in Glendale and he's like, hey, man, let's go to lunch. You know, I haven't seen you in like fucking ten years.

I'm like, heh, yeah, you know. I'm like, he doesn't even live that far away, and I was just like, yeah, I want just you know.

So if you guys can handle that, like I mean, y'all can make it work. Man like christ, But.

If you're mature enough and if by the way you describe very clearly, you like really really care for this person, and if.

You care for them, you know, the work will work itself out.

When like I've never I've never really done along disre relationship because I just feel like I'm not I'm not equipped for it personally, I don't think I have the ability to be able to deal with it. Yeah, but it's possible. I've seen people make it work.

So if it it works, I've definitely I've made it, even even the prior ones before.

You know, this sounds stupid to say, because like I maybe even question other people that will say this, but them not the prior ones that I've had. They they didn't work out. It was because of you know, my partner at the time.

The woman. It's always the woman's fault.

No, Like I've always been, I've always personally been willing to put in the effort. And since I've been doing this job for like eight years or something like that, that, uh, I'm so flexible that it's easy for me to fucking work with shit like this where I could just fly over to another country and hang out for a while and still work. And so it was really easy for

You know, we're grinding.

And as long as you guys are both serious about this, you're gonna it'll be fine as long because that's really the biggest thing, as long as both of you all are serious about this ship. Because if one person's kind of like, what is it like one foot like you know, oh, you're kind of like not only one foot in the water, then that's just like, no, nigga, you gotta both feed in both feeding.

That's it. I wish I wish my girlfriend would be gone for four hours away from me constantly. It would be amazing.

Hey, man, I mean, you can spend too much time with fucking anybody.

You can't like if you if you're with somebody, if you with someone all the time, I'm like, damn, nigga, not all right, all right, but good luck to both of you.

You look at you and your gorgeous girlfriend. Yeah, hope you guys not about prosperity. Honestly, hope Diddy don't get to her.

Man, Oh my god, well, she's saved from Did.

She moved closer to Diddy? Right by right by jail? I think, yeah, right by his cell, right by his cell, like there is her her class and then his cell. You can see in the window he's he's just staring at her.

Exactly.

Dude, come over here and speak to me right now.

Come bring me a file in a cake.

Taking away. He slips out of the bars. Dude, he just puts, he puts, he puts a little bit on his fingers and he gets slipped through the bar. That's He's like, you gotta save the product.

Riley delete wrote it, and he says, hey, Chris, Derek, Derek and Sweeney. I'll be brief guests. Can we have more new or returning guests on the show like Jayalen, Jojo, Lily and Moore. Jalen's even how you guys met? Thanks

So I don't know. Maybe she's we should be a little difficult. Lily said never never again, said she fucking hates everything about this ship. You know, we'll figure it out. Bullshit.

Now I'm forcing her on the show. I don't know.

She says that's bullshit. I'm gonna strap her out everything about the podcast, he said, particularly Derek makes her. She said something about uh, Jim Crow and Derek. I don't know, man, it was really intense. I got scared and I kind of ran out the room when she started getting like physical with me.

It does sound like Lily, Yeah, every time I fucking like stink on. I'm like, damn, bro was like what I do?

And she's like, you know, you know you were born?

Yeah, what I'm saying like, I kind of wish Jim Crow was still a thing, And I'm like, all.

Right, fair enough, that's kind of look as terrible as it is, I respect somebody being that a prom you.

Know, transfem with trash taste rode in transfer with me. So hey, you three lovely boys. With the complete failure of the Borderlands movie, is there any media adaptation you would love to see be made? Personally I think an l A Noir film would go hard. I haven't thought about Ellen Noir in a long ass time. Yeah, I keep but what's up? Well, I was gonna say, isn't that just the detective?

I was gonna say, I think there were plenty of movies that are kind of like that. Actually, especially back in the day when that was like when cop Porn was, you know, that was that was the thing. That ship was Dragonet fucking started it and then it just went fucking crazy from there.

Yeah, and I was just like, all right, Yeah, I feel.

Like Ellen Noir is just like profile person in the game.

You know, I was actually just one. It's a fun game, but like it's just straight up profiling the whole time. I never actually played it, or if I did, I didn't. I certainly didn't finish it, right.

I think I'm in the same I think. I think on my Xbox one, I think I started it, I think, And then the problem is I've seen so much footage that I'm actually even not There's a thing in my mind that I can't remember if I did it or if I saw somebody do it and I shared it where there was a guy I don't remember but he's giving you directions somewhere to go. He's like, make a left here, and then you crash it into the pole.

I tell you, dude, I know exactly what you mean. I know exactly because that I mean that happens even just with the with this show, where I'm like, did I say this on the show? Like I can't remember, like if I told if I told if I just told this to Just Kingston, if I told this to Just Derek, if I told this on the show, if I told this off camera. There's so many things I just I don't know, Like I don't know if I experienced this or not.

My memories are fleeting, and it's bad because I'm only thirty, but like it's fine, Yeah, probably not, it's probably like really not fine, but there's so much.

More to remember. I I I justify it, but there's just so much more to remember now, Like I don't think. I don't think a thirty year old in the eighties had nearly as much nonsense or like junk. A male in their mind essentially just shap like their their mailbox was full of bullshit as ours is still to this day. But I feel like their their mind scapes were a lot cleaner. Yeah, you know what I mean. The stuff that they the stuff that they absolutely had to pay

They didn't have They didn't have to alphabetize all their heads out like I do every day.

Alphabet every day. What does that even be?

Every dingy becase it's always there's always new. I'm always getting new downloads. That's I'm a server and it just downloads on its own. I'm not even there. Just download.

Wait a minute, youre talking about authbetizing by all you gotta do is just put it the name to organize it or organize it by.

It's it's in Kanji's I can't you gotta you gotta go through the you gotta do the man. Oh okay, leg work.

Man.

You can't have a collection like me and not do the legwork.

Bro An adaptation I would like to see, like, I don't know, man, Like I don't, I don't know if I care if there are adaptations, Like I'm kind of happy with things that I want more games. Quite frankly, like, I think there's a lot of stuff that's like we got a Twisted Metal show and there's no Twisted Metal game to a company, and it's like the fly, what the.

I'm glad you brought that up because you thought that. The logical conclusion to me was Oh, they're they're geared up for a new game.

You'd assume.

That's, yeah, that would be that would be myation to that series.

Nobody was thinking about. It wasn't like, Man, I really want this Twisted Metal fucking TV series.

I really want.

You're thinking like, oh, this is gonna be a launch that we're gonna do this, and then bam, Twisted Metal six or whatever the fuck.

I don't even know what number they're at.

But like it's just like I was completely dead wrong because I'm like, oh yeah, because like say, when Marva's Capcom three came out, obviously you started seeing the characters that were in the game, I'm like, oh, I know what's happening here, Like this is this is such advertisers m c U like this this is so fucking I

It clearly wasn't because it's been out for over a year.

And what do what do I want?

I wanted, bro, I want a good I want a good street fighter Mortal Combat movie. That's all I want.

I want. I want a bloody roar show stated, and I wanted it to be I wanted to have that one to have real animals on set. Oh my god, how does that work though? Because they're not, like, there isn't any real animals.

How does it? What do you mean? What do you say?

You gotta you gotta, you gotta do the makeup on the animals and make them look athropomorphous.

You get a fucking wolf and then you you put prosthetics on it to make it look like a were wolf.

Yes, you just shook his head.

Yes, exactly exactly what I want. I want that stupid Someone will die. Someone's gonna die on that set, and it's gonna be hilarious. It's always gonna die. The dogs, the animals are gonna die because they're gonna be mistreated. It's gonna be a fucking disaster. It'll be art. It'll be art during a volcano, you know, like it'll be like art blowing up beautiful.

The documentary to how the making of this film will be much more interesting than the film itself, I'll.

Tell you it'll be like I what I look, what I want is pretty predictable. I would like, I would like a good Halo show, one that is not live show, that is one that is not live action. I want it animated because that's what it needs to be, and then just leave it at that.

I want to hal.

I mean, i'd be I mean that sounds I dude, you know it's actually interesting. It was actually like weirdly validating. But like I tweeted the other day out of nowhere, like I think it was like yesterday was like Halo three odst's anniversary. It was like the I can't remember how how many what year it is, fifteen or something, and so I tweeted because it was going around and I was like, it's baffling that they never did more

Why why?

I don't know. Stupid people don't realize that they have gold just sitting in their fucking wallets, like, oh, we should should we should we make something out of this amazing material? No, what do you? Who cares?

What do I always wonder about? You know when people do like screen testing, who are who are these people? Because this is the thing that like, is it one of those things that they get people that are actually qualified to say? For example, you'd make the Halo series and get people, Okay, we're gonna get some diehard Halo fans and here we're gonna get them to watch this and stuff, and then they give them feedback, general feedback, and they're just like, oh, what do they know?

Is that?

What happens?

Like, what is this?

I don't know, Well, it's it's funny, like when I got home, like my parents told me it's like, oh, yeah, we saw the Halo show.

Uh.

And I was like, oh, I'm sorry and they were like, oh, we thought it was fine. And then like like they they thought it was fine, but then I was I was asking like, was there anything that you thought was weird about it? Like not good and shoot and all the stuff that they mentioned that were like yeah, that part gave me pause or whatever. Was all the stuff that they added. It was like it was like the random lady that was the random human lady that was

That's fucking wild. I'm also curious about because I haven't watched. I know two of my friends are diehard Lord of the Rings fans and they are very disappointed in Rings of Power. They said, the second season is a little bit better. So I think it's just like Halo, I guess where it's a little bit better but worst response. But it's hard to sift through the people who were genuine because I know there were so many Andy Pant's game aiming types that were shitting on those shows.

So it's like Lord of the Rings is, dude, I don't know. I didn't know the fan based load of Rings as fucked the way it is.

Man.

I thought, like I thought Star Wars is particularly bad, but Lord of the Rings fan base is also fucking crazy, dude, Like like there was the magic that gasinated a Lord of the Rings that where they printed Air Gone as a black man. Oh they did, And the artist was like, I really just I like the idea, but you know, like, obviously this is not air Gone in in the real series, obviously, but I really liked the idea of the arts of

I feel like she I feel like it's the same. That's kind of weird. I think it's just it's one of those things and people were upset, but it's like whatever.

It's one of those things where what annoys me as like I don't care that the artist wants to do something like that. I get that as an artist, but also as somebody I'm a terrible business person, but someone who at least I understand enough to where I'm like, look at I know, just something I'm.

Passionate about, But is this good for business?

Unfortunately, it's just not like let's just not like you, why not make some type of art and it's it's this is cutting room floor, this is concept art and then put it up somewhere else. I don't know, I just feel like making it into the final, like here's the final, like rendition.

I really, I really, I really want to do. I really want to somehow get the power to write a comic where Punisher turns Black has the exact same behaviors and he's killed within five minutes like the first like eight Chap Like that's actually got a funny He's just killed within the first Like they for some reason are like we gotta take him down.

Yeah, this isn't fucking funny, and they smoke him. I like the idea of you know, I feel like that's.

Is that?

Do you do you think?

Okay, look at I know maybe I'm maybe this is a rhetorical, but do you think the does anyone care?

Does? Does anyone care?

Like?

Uh that the punisher They don't care.

They don't seem to, like if the punisher was Samuel Jackson or something instead of Nick Fury, right, it's.

You would people have complained.

I feel like I don't feel like people care about like it doesn't I don't think any I don't know anyone personally that is a fan of like Frank Castle, Like I I don't know anyone that's like this guy is the man.

Friends of Frank Castle probably wouldn't be friends with you.

People that really like Frank Castle probably wouldn't be your Like it's a prophecy that fulfills itself.

That's a good point.

I just feel like I just don't know anyone that would be really upset. It's kind of like Nick because like like Nick Fury is playing Frank Castle. Did you mean like okay, maybe today it would be f ache outrage, like saying Jick Fury because no one gave a ship when Samuel Jackson was Nick Fury in.

The Ultimate Universe when they made him literally after like they literally the artist is like, oh, yeah, I did it because I think Samuel Jackson's really cool, and then he'd play a really badass like sort of like commander and they were like all right, cool, and then people were like normal. Well.

The thing too, is that there's like a bit of a redundancy with like white white Nick Fury kind of looks like there's like a j Jo and a Jamison kind of thing. And I've always I remember seeing him in the comics and being like that just looks like jj and Jamison with like a like a superheer suit on. It looks a little in an eye patch, looks.

A little weird.

I don't know what you mean. I guess yeah, he's he doesn't look exactly the same. He just kind of has that same archetype where it's kind of like it's almost like, you know, how like what was it the what is it? Blade? And Wesker. Yeah, God, I'm so mad. I'm so mad.

Before rip Lamps Reddick, but before we move on. Guys, we have to stop going too hard on stuff because I wanted that series to continue, Like I really I thought it was dumb, but it was also really Me and Jojo watched and we had a fucking blast watching it. It was fun too, Like it was bad, but it was fun, and I'm like, I like that.

I want that to exist. Well, they they well, should they have gone harder on it? Is the question, like, because there's a degree where people but not hard enough to because because we know, Velma got like another another show another season, So like maybe maybe they just maybe they went hard on it, but not to the point where they saw value in pursuing it for for the I think, you know, like it wasn't I think I think I think that was a problem.

They should they it should have been worse. It should have been there should have been like gaze in it or something gay zombies or something. They should have really did something to spices.

They should they should have been There should have been a scene where like a conservative father of five, a conservative father of five, beautiful girl shoots a zombie and said and calls it the f slur and then Leon Kennedy comes and shoots the dad in the head and say we're not that's not okay or whatever. And then and then the young white, blonde, blue eyed girls are crying and they're completely fatherless. And then Leon Kennedy goes he he turns around and tells him to check their privilege,

They call woke CPS and then take them the Woke Foster Care.

Where they go into woke houses and the trans Yeah, yeah, nothing but trans people trying to top them. It just it literally follows the rest of the episode follows their story specifically, it has nothing to do with it has to do with the Umbrella Corporation. It has nothing to do with zombies only on Kennedy, We're fucking anything. It's just it is literally just their experience becoming trands after their dad is killed for saying a homophobic slur by Leo.

They can't give us too much money because that's the type of ship that I want to make.

I've been ruin.

I want to ruin stuff I've I've been for as long as I remember. I'm like, damn, I would love to just hype up the best shit ever and then just have it be not anything like that, just like what you just said, that's exactly what I want to do, and then have people.

It would be It would be so much fun. It would be so much fun to make like a fan funded project for like I don't even know, like I don't know, like some beloved like a retelling of mass effect or whatever, and it's like like from from us, and like there's like all all these like videos interviewing

That this was all a waste, like the idea of because that's going on, and then and then at the end, like he ob zips as Joe Peshy says the N word, and then it pants out to fucking what's his name, like cinema and he's just telling somebody don't whole story of it, and everybody's like, what the fuck did we just pay money to worse?

Scorsese's in the theater and he says, now, this is cinema and it's AI. It's a I Scorsese. It's it's like it's out with out his like you can't even have his likeness. He didn't even say yes. He in fact said no multiple times. It's like barely Martin Scorse. It's just it's Baizy sor By. That sucks anyway.

You lose so much money for that company. That company loses so much money. You're like, thanks for working on.

Next question, dildo, Dildo, The Ducky Road says, are you very familiar with the nineteen oh three film Electroccuting an Elephant where an elephant was killed via electric chair in Coney Island, New York City. I've heard of that, Coney Island, New York. I've never heard of this, but uh, whatever, you know. I I'm glad that there's a rich history in the United States of execut getting elephants for No.

I actually really don't, but okay, I think I think what was his name, uh, Jefferson Edison?

It was him, right, that was electrocuting elephants, right, yeah, he was trying to face trying to test a C d C. No, I think it was. I think it was he was shitting on a C to be like, look what look what a C can do? And I think he was sucking up animals.

Look look how easy I can murder this elephant. You see this massive creature. Normally I wouldn't be able to murder it. But with electricity, Oh hey, look up, I can murder the out of.

This debates back up the act man, uh debates Andy pants gaming.

Oh yeah, yeah, it's back up.

So maybe the copyright strike already got released or whatever. That was quick hope still and.

That dude is schizophrenic actually, like he he he because I saw, I say, instances of him like taking taking videos down and then re upload and re under like he he's crazy. Like that dude's like that dude I think is I'm convinced that that guy might have like an identity like like a multiple personality disorder or something where it's like I'm Andy pants gaming and then it's Andrew. And Andrew's like, no, leave the videos up, and then Andy pants like, don't take it down. It's like he's

I'm not Andrew shirt gaming, and I'm on fire and Andrew's shirt gaming and Andy pants gaming and he just like always.

Cut and shirt from me, and and that's so so stupid.

So makes it so good.

Well that's a cool ning because I feel like Andy Sweatpants, Andy khakis, Andy Joggers, I'd go to the variety.

Of the pants gaming. What about that or negro pants that you should do that it should be yours gl pants. Do you remember for a while there was just people putting offensive word gaming and their channels were popping up. Do you remember that, Like hard R Gaming was like a channel that was gaining a little promadenag.

What you're talking about.

Yeah, it was just I wonder if it's still like I subscribed inward hard R Gaming, like actually still exists almost looking up.

I'm in fact still subscribed to them. I love their content. Let's see so stupid. And it was like some kid, I think it's gone. I think inward gaming is gone. But what I do like is that the third search down is twenty seventeen livestream. Peutypie says hard R what a wow? And it actually this is what the title says.

Peaut Pie says hard er parentheses, what a fucking And then it actually has the in.

Word in there in the parentheses.

What is the part of saying, what is the point of putting hard R? And then just actually just putting that's that's amazing people are And the channel is his name is Black, just just black.

That's it.

Oh it's Goku Black, just fla And it's a picture of Goku Black.

So domb so domb swen Sween's mean bean machine, right, and he says, hey, uncle Buck, Salvador Ali and Spanish background character number forty seven. Question for Sween. Have you heard of that fallout tabletop two D twenty thoughts on it? It looks fun. I don't know what this is. I don't know anything about tabletop sweene uh.

That is also something so wildly offensive that I just my brain like, well, way to go, motherfucker, Like I'm sorry. I was like, this can't be real.

He's on Twitter? Are you looking at porn? No?

I was on Twitter looking at something.

It was not that, dude, get off of Twitter.

It was involving like I don't know, it was evolving like it's just a really wild story that just made my heart sad.

Wow. Great, I'm I'm glad you're telling us it without the context it is.

I don't I don't want to talk about it. It's then why bring it up? Because that's why I was silent. My apologies. It's just it's gross, something horribly gross. But uh, kids, what's up? What's up now?

I answer the question, which was it was directed at you? It was directed literally on the question. Well I could, but you should have just heard it. I'll read it again. Uh god, damn sweets Sween's mean bean machine wrote in.

Are you listening, Yeah, I'm here.

I'm Pussin said hey, Uncle Buck Salvador Ali and Spanish background character number forty seven. Are you still with us?

I'm still here?

Question for Sween. He says, Sween, have you heard of the Fallout tabletop game two D twenty thoughts on it? It looks fun. I have not. I've never heard of table time. I don't know any of this stuff.

I have not heard of it.

Unfortunately, no, I look it up though. That sounds pretty cool. Fall Out tables on mere. Sorry, guys, I just I just saw another fucked up right, Oh, I just saw he just this is the whole time. Sorry, guys, I didn't hear the question.

I was sorry.

I was juicy pussy and I couldn't I couldn't say it stop squirty. I just couldn't stop looking. You know, it was crazy.

I couldn't pull my eyes away.

Walmart brand Roman and he says, do you guys have any Matrix moments that genuinely fucked you up? I wouldn't say genuinely fucked me up, but I remember specifically having a moment. There were two times that I recall this happening or something similar where I was in the Catholic school cafeteria. I was like probably in like first or second grade, maybe third, but that might be pushing it.

No.

I think it's just a moment that like feels like there's a matrix.

We're definitely the matrix because something crazy happened maybe yeah, because I have a moment like that too, where I thought I blinked and then an hour passed and I was like really upset because it was it was this It wasn't the hugest deal because I was just going to summer school like I used to, just to get extra credits, and I was like, oh, I'll just like, damn, it's eight something. I need to be at nine or whatever. And I swear to god, I blinked and it was

Did that happen? Yeah, that's the other thing that that's the other time it happened to me too, where I was like I went to bed and I closed, I blinked, and then it was daytime and I was like, that doesn't happened.

I definitely happened, but I don't.

Feel I don't feel rested at all. What the f I just laid down. That was such a weird. That's never happened to me again ever. By the way, everything, I guess.

My friend my friends playing tennis, right, and they were like obviously serving they were like hitting it back and forth and I was looking at them hit and one of my friends like went to hit. I felt like everything froze and I heard the ball get hit back to the other side, and I was like, what just happened? Did I just have a stroke? Did he just did he just he lagged into the hit?

I guess?

And I was like, that didn't really happen. And I went home because I was scared.

He were scared.

I didn't want to die outside, so I went home. And it's like I'm gonna die in my house at least like a respectable person. I want to make everybody's problem.

Yeah, I understood, Man, I get it. Sorry, Sorry, would you say I wasn't listening. I saw some crazy on Twitter? Can you repeat that again?

My wappen? Come again? What you say? What did you see?

One thing I will say. One thing I will say about this is that, like I remember, this reminds me of a say. This is not the same because it's not a Matrix moment. It's just me being stupid. But like I remember, I took an edible once and I got really really high, and then I went to the bathroom.

I definitely got really high once ate a bunch of Chinese food, went to the bathroom, the pits passed out in my friend's toilet all my friend's like shower, I passed out of this shower came out later on. I was like, what's going on, guys? And kept smoking it and fucking car plummeted into sleep. Joe was like, are you all right? Like I zombie walked out of there, like kind of stood in the corner for a little bit, observing the room, went back to eating and it past now.

Right Dort Snort. Dort Snort wrote in this his longtime kiss her first time comer. I've been watching ray Gun since I was sixteen. Uh, now that I'm nineteen and can join a war but not drink. How how does it feel to know that people grow up, grew up slash, are growing up with your content. I mean, first of all, sixteen and nineteen not really that long. I'm actually kind of surprised by that. It's actually after, well after the big era. The this is that during the pand that's

I love hearing from the from the from the og the people that were grandfathered in, because that stuff does blow my mind where it's like somebody reminded me I forgot myself, like, oh man, i've been here since. You had a Dudley from from Street Fire three as your avatar, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, that was when I just started this channel. Like that was in twenty fourteen. I just started the channel and there was nothing going on,

Yeah I remember specific JonTron edits that there's like no way he remember, right, you know what I mean. So it makes sense to me that, like, especially with just how much editing goes on, and how many videos don't happen that are like written and like scrapped or whatever. So it's like, yeah, the the stuff that is out there, sometimes I forget what isn't isn't out there. I'm like, oh I didn't. Oh yeah, that's right, that video. I

What happened? Didn't something happen right that time? You were like, oh, maybe it's not the best time to put this out anymore.

Well, no, it was just pandemic time. But I think the specific thing about it was no Bullshit specifically was like dwindling and dying. So like I thought, my thought was like this is mean and this is funny, Like I think this is a good concept for a video, but I don't think what no bullshit is at the moment really warrants it, because if anything, this is just going to give attention to somebody who really should just be starved off the platform because he was. It wasn't

Or kicking somebody while they were down, because like I don't mind punching down, but if somebody is already.

On the floor, like they've already been beaten, you're kind of like, all right, Yeah, it felt like there was no real reason to It didn't feel like a content cop where like there was like a good like you know what I mean. It just kind of felt like I'm really picking on this who's probably too stupid to even understand what's even Like I bet if I put this video out he would even understand what what I'm talking about.

I actually I had a quote unquote debate with this guy because around that time when that uh I always forget what her fucking name is, That that the one that revealed herself to be like a nazier racist fuck right, Rage after Storm, Rage affters thank you.

I can't. I don't know why.

I can't remember that fucking like it's I don't know anyway, Rage after.

Storm, I couldn't. I couldn't remember that. I couldn't remember the last part of it.

I only remember that that YouTuber around that time, there was obviously racist people uh rallying around her. No bullshit was one of those people, and I was like, like, let's talk about this ship, like let's I went on his channel and it was the most It reminded me of like you talked about Andy Pants, Andy Pants talking to act man. It was fucking this guy Jesse on Fire talking to Destiny. These people they come, they have nothing to say, and I'm like, why the fuck am

Are you just here?

Like you're like, I'm glad. I'm just like it just seemed like one of those things, just glad to be a part of the ride. When he didn't actually have any disagreements or anything. It was fucking annoying. I was like, you can't be this fucking stupid, But of course he was.

He was.

I remember him saying, you remember remember when he said that he was.

Someone doxed him by just sharing his old YouTube channel that's it, oh channel.

Where he showed it where he showed his face and it was like late to him YouTube channel.

I was like, you doxed me?

And I'm like, nigga, you I've just never that's too it's too much. That's too much. The thing about him, the thing about him is that like I fully believe that he believes that he was doxed, Like I don't think I I genuinely he's one of those people where like I don't think it's like a grift. I mean I think it is on some level obviously, because he's doing like the the self evident thing where it's like, oh,

That?

Yeah, I don't know. Like I around the time I was making that video, it just kind of felt like this, this would be a good video, and it would it would be it wouldn't be invalid, but I felt I felt like there was a possibility that he would have used it to maybe, like I don't know, like it would have given him more of a reason to stick around. I think where I'm like, you were just trying.

I gotta say, I'm a little I'm a little sad now discovering this because I would have loved it, because I these because to me, these are the real locales, right, Like I love seeing content about these guys, these these low tier grifters, because they're fascinating. It's it's fascinating to be in this realm, to see that these people can actually make a living doing this and they're so bad at it.

That's the thing.

I just keep going back to that that I'm like, you're so bad at this, but you're somehow stumbling forward. You're stumbling upwards when it shouldn't. That's my Matrix moment really, because I just feel like people shouldn't be able to consume this content and be like, yeah, this is good. And I'm like, that's you want to talk about NPCs, like you can only be programmed to think this is good. I don't know, it just doesn't seem real to me.

But you see these.

People that aren't making any points and they're like, yeah, that's good, that's that's really good.

And I'm like, I don't get it, man.

It should's matrix, Like bugget fuck it?

Man, can man? I can't wait? Okay, last one, I can't wait.

I can't wait.

I'm gonna say this wild one. I'm gonna be a fucking fire stoker. I'm by the way, I'm totally serious. I'm making this like a second, we get off this sound. Yeah, I'm getting on my iPad. I'm gonna draw up this. I'm gonna drop this character. I'm sorry, excited, but last question and then we'll we'll get the fuck out of here.

Something I love.

It depends, it depends on the game. There are Look, with all due respect, can we how do I say this? There needs to be a moratorium on certain games. I think certain games need to go away forever. Like certain board games which ones cards against humanity needs to go away.

That's not really.

It is. It is though, like I understand what you mean. It's doesn't have a board per se, but like you know what I mean, Well, that's to me like the same ship, Like it's you know, a board game is just a you know, a physical game that you play with other people. In my opinion, that isn't like that isn't like physically demanded. It's not like tag or something, you know, but Cards Against Humanity needs to go away.

Don't go hard enough, Cards Amanity. If you're gonna go hard, you gotta go hard. It's jokes, yeah, exactly.

The thing about it. The thing about it is like it's Cardsion Humanity is fun the first time you play it. The second time maybe, but like by the third time, like you've seen all these cards, you get it like there's nothing left and it's like you can only you can only laugh at the same jokes so many times. You know. It's why Quiplash is way better, Like just like that, that's like it took it and it's like

There's another version of it where people write prompts and you have to make jokes with the prompts. People make that version of the New jack Box game. That game is crazy good, But Quiplad is kind of boring as well too. The game we play my favorite, but it's better than cards gets managed. Sure.

My favorite card game we have is as one we play called Secret Hitler.

I love that game. I've heard so fucking funny. There's lie lies each other constantly. Yeah, and oftentimes I'm really bad at lying. I'm not a good liar, So I just laughed my ass off whenever something happened.

I like. I like games like taboo. It doesn't have to be taboo, but like trying to work with somebody else to get them to say something that you're not allowed to tell them to say, because it becomes really frustrating. Uh. There's one Caveman variant of it that I thought it was one word.

Yeah, poetry for any endethals.

That's what it's called. Jesus Christ. Great name, guys, hey man, I actually, uh interesting enough.

It was literally just last night that Jojo was talking about board games and she's never she never played them growing up. She only had she had Monopoly, and she didn't get her family to play because I was like, bro the of course, not that game's fucking that's just the game that it's just frustrating.

It's not even fun I love Monopoly, but yeah, Monopoly is.

It's fun for like ten minutes and then and then it starts getting annoying because there's.

Something it's it's just being addicted. I love that so hard.

They go they get a little bit too, and you're like, all right, man, calm down, like you're really trying to crush everybody.

And that's literally Lily is really she gets really fucking mean and Monopoly, dude, it's like whoa bro. And I start feeling bad because I'm like, dude, I'm keeping I'm keep people on poverty, like I'm preventing people from having decent lives because of the amount of rent I have. So I just sell my should I can't do this no more, and I sell all my shit away and I don't want to play anymore.

Yeah, I it is what it is.

I like some of the classics like Trouble or pop Omatic, whatever the fuck that shit's called, or Sorry. There are some like classic board games like that. They actually want to buy some of those, and then just so like people, I feel like there's some classic American ones that I've that everybody should experience.

But it's there's life.

But as far is like I'm be honest, A lot of the a lot of like that stuff. I don't care anymore because I just kind of wanted to. I just feel like video games replace that shit to me. It's it's just so interesting to like pass around controllers. Every time I go to my friend's house. We were lazy. We just keep popping in like old Mortal Kombat games or something, and then we just passed around the controllers, and you know, we try to do like, oh, it's try to beat it on Master, like on the hardest

After we're done, we're like, fuck this shit. The thing that's frustrating about board games is that like pieces get missing, and then parts of the game gets get damaged, and and it's just kind of like, I don't know, once one piece of the game is missing, it kind of feels like, eh, it's like an incomplete Like I remember playing Monopoly, and I remember the Monopoly that we had had like we had two thimbles, or we had we had two you uh character pieces to use, and so

Little bit, kind of breaks immersion.

Board Gate breaks the immersion for this boy. I have Spider Man Monopoly, which is like a weird one I have.

I have a few. I have one Pokemon one that I really like.

Yeah, I'm not looking at that. I want to get. I definitely want to get some of the classic ones.

You know what pissed me off. Fucking Jumanji came out. I'm like, oh man, and then they put Jumanju the board game and it looks fucking gay. I was like, why would you not make it look like the what the thing in the movie, which would make me buy

I couldn't bring much monopoly when you were your kid. In general, you can't put Monopoly in my house now. You gotta play Monopoly somewhere else. I know that that's gonna happen, but like, I just don't want to be roped into that shit anyway possible. Like the high from that movie have scarred me to a degree.

You mean, you mean.

It's weird that he's talking about Monopoly now, and it's just because I'll just be like, no, I don't want to walk into my bedroom. There's a fucking line in there.

That movie's fake. That line would have went straight through that bedroom door and would have killed that woman. Yeah, the it is weird that they just don't they don't understand what sells about these things. Fucking dumb assholes. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. We're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons now, if you want to have your name right at the end of the show and make me say stuff that makes me upset, going over to patreon dot com, slash the snart tank and

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