#246: JOE-BAMNA DID IT

Uncle Ben. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, Hey hey Obama, Obama, oh bomb eh. You were getting primed to do something and then you just didn't. You dropped it. I got sent one where, uh, I don't know if Trump was doing the disturbed like mommy, don't do it again. You know, I'll be a good boy, like I swear. I just got sent something where he's doing something where I'm like, I don't listen to this. Just things are happening. I'm sorry. I remember that. You

remember that one. I remember that that's real. Yeah, that's a real was doing the disturbed like mommy, don't do it again. I don't know what the fuck the context was. I don't remember that speech really at all. I think I'm assuming it's the same thing as he's at multiple rallies he kept doing that one joke about like a girl lifting weights or something going like ah, I think I had to do like shooting on trans people or something. I don't know. I've seen the thing where he like openly said he'd

kiss a man. That's like a free, real thing. I don't know about what you guys are saying. I know he like I kissed that guy. I would have enjoyed too much, but I do. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember, like you you're speaking to the rock group. You gotta be quiet but edity right now? Yeah, well welcome Snarktag podcast. Hell you everybody? Hello, remember go to Patreon, Concess Snarktag or else. Will kill you? Say that? What what do you mean? We

just give us money. We don't have to hurt you, but you should give us money. We will kill you. But no, okay, well we'll like he won't. That's fine. That's all I needed to be except from it. He won't do it, he say, I sir, Well, well you're gonna help me? I mean I might. I'm I'm on the fences. Snark Tank, snark Tank Dot shop for merch. There's some new stuff coming. I just finished a pretty good draft of of something that I'm pretty excited about. So that'll be in the in the coming week or

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whoa wo was that? Paul cares cold degree? How how even three minutes? That's a record. I think one side of the fact that when we started the show, like with the meme edited in the intro, there's the fastest we've ever we've ever gotten to And I think I think it. I don't see it anymore, but I think it all the time. It's really it's genuinely a problem. Whatever the word why comes to my brain the whole scene gets played again, I'm like, it's a good problem to have,

though being shot at. Look, man, the first thing, the first thing that I do on Twitter, I get on Twitter. The first thing that I see is the act man in Wyoming, and then there is a stage coach with horses and the red dead reference. That's the first thing that I see, Like I'm telling I can't escape it. First of all, why is that man in Wyoming? What's going on? Knows what you want?

Buddy? It does? I think it really does. That's why every time you watch a video and then it randomly selects like something algorithmically, it goes to Biden and Trump singing that Chinese song. It won't stop, and I've like acknowledged it. I'm like, show me something else, and then it goes back to Yo. I watch it full every time. I watched the whole thing every time. And that's why I keep getting because I watch if the funny. I watched the whole thing TV. It's like, smile

on my face. I want to watch Joe Biden and Donald Trump sing sing the Chinese song and surround sound on a big screen. That's what I want. I want show. I want a video of Biden admitting that he specifically shot at Trump. That's crazy. I did it. You see, I've got this ability where I can control bullets. So what I did is I stayed and I stayed in Uh. I was in New York City. I was it's ready to coherent. Yeah, sorry, I understand where you're saying.

I was laying on my bellow. What I was, old man horse, I was laying on my bellows. Old can horses get? I think they can live about two hundred and thirty years. That's not all right, it's not closed. That's it. This misinformation station, bro, what are you talking about. I've specifically seen I spacifically lived on a horse that long. I died that year. I'm three hundred years old. My horse twenty forty five years old. I lived the whole time. There's there's that instinct

again, you see, that's that instinct again. The lower you get, the closer to the bike you get, it's the opposite that. It's pretty sick. It's pretty sick. It's very like, it's so interesting. I like it. But you're on inverted. Whenever whenever I play Halo with our friend Whiskey, he would like change those upsettings, and I would play after him. I'd be like, dude, what's happening? Why is everything wrong? Colin plays inverted too? Why? I don't know. I really don't

know. Playing not only as the first game? Is that why he plays inverted? I don't know. But he's a he's a two D guy specifically, and I actually think because he talks about like how it's like he's pretty open about that. He's very, very skilled in two D games, but like three D games is like a little bit less so, And I actually think it's genuinely because he plays inverted, I would think so too. He might be an amazing video game player. If he didn't play inverted, he

would be a valeriant champion. I think it's so strange, like I can't the only time is in flight just because I'm doing like flight simulation, like the only time I can do it. And when when Sometimes like I think I was playing like battlefield something. I don't know which one five or I don't know, there's a lot of one I played, uh, and then it wasn't inverted, and I was so confused at first, like I was

doing like a dog fight and I'm like I didn't understand what's happening. I was like, wait, what's yeah, yeah, yeah, you braid. Like there's something about inverted controls where it's like I understand it in a plane because planes are inverted. Yeah, like you do pull back to go up and stuff like that's how that's how a plane works. So it's like intuitive

there. But then that's the argument used for like in general play. For a lot of people, it's like, well if I'm if I'm looking up, I'm pulling my head you know, I'm pulling my head back, and it's like, that's not what I'm that's insane. I'm thinking. I'm more like, imagine if you're I'm lifting my head, I'm pulling my Well. The thing about it to me is like, imagine if your mouse was inverted. Imagine if you pull if to move up on the screen, you had

to move your mouse down, you'd be fucking ruined. I think you'd be fine watching someone play. That would be so confusing. Yeah, it's just what's going on here. When I'm playing, I'm thinking of it as the instrument, like say the gun or something for example. So I'm just lifting my gun up and down. It's pointing. It's not my head because that's really not your head kind of because your head stationary, your head doesn't really

do anything exactly. Yeah, that's how I think about it too. Yeah, so it's kind of like, all right, so I can't invert only what it doesn't everything. Now here's the thing. Do you think that the sniper that tried to take Trump out at this rally in Butler, Pennsilana. But your Butler, Pennsylvania, by the way, the place we did our first Sacred Sibils live show. Is that seriously, I have a key to that city that you know. What's even wilder about that We kind of mentioned

this on like a Sacred episode. But like, dude, so Ben the editor of our the editor of or one of the editors of Sacred Right, and like he handles like some of the booking for like the travel and stuff, especially for like live shows. He's the one that introduced us, right, But Ben was the mayor of that town until like somewhat recently, the last couple of years, So there was a distinct possibility that our editor for Sacred Sibils would have had that like go on national and talk about like the

fact that Trump was almost domed. I'm been re elected mayor, a former Snark Tank manager or whatever. Oh wait, a snark Tanks. I saw Donald Trump's head explode. There's an ULTI there's an alto reality where he is still mayor and Trump is dead. And Trump is dead. I think that's the only reason he's see the graphs of like how close Trump was to death. It's pretty crazy and it kind of makes me like, I don't know, because because there are a lot of people saying like it was like arguing

distinctly that it was stage on let me silence my phone. I always forget to do this, but there are people arguing like it was like, oh it was stage I'm like, dude, no, Chris Kyle couldn't make that shot, you know what I mean, Like, oh, he's gonna shoot his ear a millisecond after he you mean, like that was like on purpose,

you know what I mean. So the idea, look, I think I think this is what happens a lot of times with conspiracy theories is that people who are too logical are too caught up in the lot of what actually happened, and you need to think like them. So in their perception, there was no bullet. It was like Trump bladed or something like wwe he wake up somebody somebody sent me a video of So basically, right behind the broadcasting booth aubwe, there was a guy filming in between the legs of the

commentators and so the what are you doing down there? Well, like he just he just was I don't know. They angled the thing down right, so they got it in between the broadcasters legs and you see see him punk go down under the commentary table table get the blade and start stabbing his face and then when he gets up his face. It was so funny scene because they usually hide it pretty well off off camera. So somebody sent that to me immediately after Trump got shot. I was laughing so hard, Like I

was. I was one of the people that said I would I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of tomfoolery or bulshit going on, because I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, I was, I would stand by it just doesn't make a good But at the same time, people definitely got shot. He got shot, Like that's some guy got exploded. Some guys. Some guy's head is still probably being cleaned up. Yeah right now, well that guy's had just did that. He was so he was so shocked his

head exploded. Shots you get, you get a proper physical No, mister President, that I did that, Like he thought the president got shot and thus was so shocked that his head exploded and sympathetic pain. He was like, oh no, I think's like when twins feel like the other one got like yeah, yeah, dude, totally. That that is Actually that's that wouldn't be That's not so implausible. It is think about it. These people have such a connection to their boy Derek look I looked Derek. I was

very vocally, very vocal on Twitter about this whole situation. I was very uh, very vocal character you're good. I was very vocal about it looked like it looked like a Looney Tunes skit. To me, it was very It looked like a mad TV. I was like, this is insane. He didn't look it looked kind of goofy. But there's there's part like the second, like the turn and the flinch is very like I think, I just don't think he's in a good enough actor to have done that well.

Was like he definitely like got hit by something and he lost his shoes, which is one of the biggest things that I was like, Okay, he was like, oh, let me get my shoes. Let me get my shoes. That was a big thing. And let you know, I mean, is that like when you shot your shoes leave you. Yeah, that's what happened. Like they should grow legs. They grow legs than they run

away. It was so I was just saying, if it was stayed, there's no way he's gonna let his shoes flop off like a fucking like a like a fool like Donald would have done it in the coolest way possible. Yeah, And I was like, I'll spill it with my teeth and fucking stopped it. I can't look at me. I'm orange and aunt. I was an honest mistake. There was a little one in straw, little hamas in my ear, and they tried to get him. God bless him,

God bless him. They shoot through the hostages. You know, they did really wow. And you know this was done by Joebama. Joe Obama, Joe Biden Obama half the huge Biden's on his deathbedd and was like, Hey, going on there, Joe, I'll give you the last of my energy. It's idea. It's the idea of a fucking torment of power where Regeta gives to go to the last of his power. Hey, Joe, I'll give you all the last night God to be able to take this guy on down. Here. You go, use your ultra instinct, Joe. See

the second I saw you so much westless nipes. The second I saw it happen, I was like, oh, that's real. You know it did look a little funky, but I also think that's just because like, dude, how long has it been since an assassination attempt on the president? Like earnestly like Reagan? Right a like a an actual attempt that was carried out. Because people also forget how many have been thwarted. Well, yeah, there's like a bunch you never forget about. There's so many that have been

thwarted because well that's also what I'm talking about. It It just it just it just gives off. I'm this this happened, right. I'm not gonna say I'm not saying that it didn't happen, because a lot of people were like, you're this is just kid people's I was like, fuck you guys. They died and I laughed about it the loels, But this happened.

But it just looks so like part of it looks like the part that Malania is like behind him this recording the whole time, like recording, the fact that he does like he gets the Black Power fifth at the flag at that perfect shot. It just looks silly. Here's what the first time I saw it, without hearing any audio from Donald Trump, I was like, that looks goofy, what a strange way to react. But then I'm But then I was like, no, no, no, no, this is the

thing. I actually I for my those thoughts overturned. First. I was like, that's that is a strange way to react because anybody else would not do that, right, but no one is Donald Trump. People need to remember this guy is fucking insane. He's well, he's a performer. He's from television, like he gets it. Wait wait, wait, wait, the cameras are on. He did w he said. When they're trying to

drag him off stage, he says, wait. And because it's Donald Trump, they waited because I think if it was Biden, if you want to wait, wait, they would have just drug his corpse off, you know, like they woult to corpse took him. They waited, and then he did his fist. He found the cameras. He kept saying fight, and I was like, that is fucking brilliant. Like I hate this guy so much, but that was fucking brilliant. I think he just has he I

forgot what it's called. But he's like I just want people to think I'm cools whatever that he just has the deal though. He has good entertainment instincts like that much is very clear. And he understood that, he understood the asignment. He got it. He's like, oh wait, the cameras are

on way wait, wait, hold on a second, you know. And there's the funny aspect of it, is like, dude, that if that happened, if the bullet whiz past Biden's head, just whizz past that, I think his brain would have been I think I think the sound of the bullet, he would have been a force ghost for sure. Look at me, I've gone through the grave beyond. But the thing is, he's already

dead. So even when his head like comes off his body and lands into his fucking his arm, he's still gonna tell he's just gonna like that and then just business as usual. It's beetles. I think, Yeah, I don't know, Like here there's like maybe like a five percent chances is all

fake. I don't know how much I believe it, where like Epstein killed himself, right, you know, I guess what I mean to me, I guess I think like a lot of it depends on how his ear looks after this, you know what I mean, Like if if it really was like heinz ketchup or whatever, and then he just goes on stage and the next of eight and his ears like perfectly intact. I'm gonna be like,

well he has what the fuck exactly happened. He's gonna have that bandage on for a while, so I don't think he's gonna be punished punished, yeah, Trump, And it's gonna be a really annoying next few months. Well, so here's the interesting thing he so far, he's already he's really surprised me where I thought that immediately he was gonna go hard in the paint as far as like just I'm gonna shoot on this is I'm gonna milk this so

hard. And his first statement on true social whatever the fuck was actually for him incredibly reasonable, Like he was just kind of like, oh, I think the secrets, even though the Secret Service failed him miserably, these are these things. Well, but that's but that is again to do with the fact that this hasn't happened. This has not happened in so long, Chris. I understand it's going to look goofy to us because we've never seen it.

It hasn't happened in so long. But that is literally, like that's they're trained to do. No. But I haven't been punched in my face in the years, right, but I'm trained to still retaliate with the hit back. Here's here's the thing, because obviously I think everybody can agree there's a catastrophic failure. This is one thing. The first thing that I thought when I learned that, oh this is just a catastrophic failure. This is what happened. Why was it so wacky? They just failed so miserably?

And the first thing I thought was I'm like, oh yeah, Uvaldi. I was like, this is just one of those things where it's like, how could this possibly happen? Well? It does. Sometimes there are people that these just stupid. There's let's think about it to be the sometimes are so often that's what's confusing me because I know you're you're, you're right. Well, the thing is like you're not going to hear about the ones that

work, you know what I mean. That's a good point because I got like I've had like, I think one interaction with like a police officer recently. I pulled over because like a light on a car that I was driving was out, and I was like, oh, ship with the fun kissing on you and ship how to go? He molested me. No, it's good. He just he's like, what's going on, just climbed through the

window. He slithered through the window. It was like open this month too, and he was like, oh, that's boring enough, but it was but it was fine, you know what I mean. Like it's like, I'm sure most interactions like that are but like obviously the cameras are gonna come out when it's fucking crazy. And the Secret Service, I mean, like, I'm sure there's plenty of times where they've done an okay job that we didn't see it highlighted. Yeah, and that's the one where it's like that

is very true. We don't know if like they fucking there was like some guy with a fucking grenade at like eighty rallies that they just fucking snapped. So it was weird, though, it was like it was a very weird thing. I don't think. I just think, to me, it's just like it's not really surprising to me that it actually is surprising to me that it took this long for this to happen. And this is technically the first time that this has happened to a person, to a president that is not

currently in office. I think I'm pretty sure that this is the first time, right formable. Well, yeah, as far as we can think right now, at least, I haven't heard anything different. Yeah, yeah, I would assume one hundred percent. It was definitely a young man that probably got very dissolutioned by the party because he was a registered Republican. I don't know what he was a registered Republican second, but what happened is this way,

he's probably regil to Republican. He's going, by the way, let me nip this in the but too, by the way, because I saw a lot of people like, he donated fifteen dollars to Biden, and that's not the same person. It's a different person with the same like first and last name. The middle name is different. It's a different person. So like a lot of people were like, oh, he's a rebel Republican,

but he donated fifteen dollars the Democratic that's not person confusion of that. Very likely he was a young person because well, go ahead here, So he probably got very dissolutioned by the nature of who Donald Trump is. That seems like the most reasonable thing in me, Like he was like, oh I was he was probably disillusioned him. I don't know. My here's my only

thought. My only thought, if if we're gonna go with that take my only thought would be the clear connection to Epstein, because even more files were leaked recently. Yeah, look so like there's a lot of people that are extremely like you know, they hate betaphiles, they hate so they and they

actually do believe that they're not just blowing with the wind of politics. If we're going with this narrative, I would say, my only thing that would make me think that's a little bit plausible is that it would possibly be because what us else happened, other than like I think it is right. He's a young he's a young person. He probably he probably went to score every he went to school. Obviously that college age of your personal is itself.

You usually get exposed to a lot more different things from being from a different town. You know. Uh, clearly he's not stable, because no one that stable would do something like that. But he got exposed to every he got exposed to, and he was like probably hearing all the ship that was being said back and forth to and fro about the fucking about Trump, I will say about the former president, but about Trump, and he was like,

I got, I have to do something about this. I got, I gotta do something about this because no one else has been just think of it like this, Right if aside from him being shot, this motherfucker got convicted for several felonies, Sure, and he might still become the president. Sure, it feels most likely most likely like like we're fighting up, like you're fighting a fight where like you're just constantly losing something out. So he

probably felt like there's no way to stop this guy. Maybe he would not have probably tried to do something about it. I don't agree with him doing that at all, but like I could see why someone who's sick would think that's the only way to fix the problem. Yeah. I don't really know what to make of it, but yeah, I do think it's possible. I mean, it's like, dude, like, I don't know how much hatred Biden inspires from the left necessarily, but it doesn't inspire anybody well what

I'm saying. But I don't know as somebody on the left who really does not like dude. Like, I don't know, man, I think about like how Bernie got shafted so much, and I was just like I resent. It makes my heart hurt. I resent this entire aspect of the party. If Biden exploded, I would you know, I don't think I would say really anything because I just don't quite frankly, I just don't care. But like, is it possible that there are people on the Republican Party who

are like Trump needs to die? Is that possible? Of course? So of course, of course I just don't. I also think it's possible that he's a registered Republican who just you know, I didn't reregistered. I think it's feel because part of me is like I feel like it must be a

left leaning person, right, well, you know what I mean. No, I feel I feel like, like, how is it not There's a lot of righteoays that hate Trump. There's a fucking litany of no. I know, I guess I guess what I'm saying is like it's possible to be registered or something and then eventually like kind of change. I'm not saying he is. I just like I I struggle to imagine, like what would inspire a Republican to do that? Not because well easy like that that's the whole

thing where there's we just like with everything negative. That's what we see mostly, so we see all these crazy fucking cult members. There are plenty of people, there are plenty of people that are disillusioned on the right that hate this motherfucker because they're actually conservatives. They actually are conservative and that conservative principles.

And one thing that they said in high school, that kid where they did these weird exercises, political exercises, which I think is actually inappropriate, where you were supposed to like figure out what side of the spectrum you stand, and pretty much everybody in his classroom would be on the liberal side and he would be alone in the conservative side, and so he was an outcast. He was bullied relentlessly. People. You know, they kept talking.

They've talked to a couple of different people that went to high school with him, that he was just a loner, bullied all the time because he looks like a freak. You know, he looks kind of crazy. There was like there's there was some guy that grades faces. I've never heard of this guy crazy, insidious. I like, look, dude, the guy chot to got to to kill the president, and like that's fucked up. But also the idea of that thing existing is so absolutely insane, and that was

the first time I've ever heard of it like that. I'm dude, I say such mean shit to people, but I would never in my life think like, oh, this is a proper thing to do to somebody. Of course, I mean the person that the person that's running that how awful it is. He not needs to be punched in the face hard several times. To me, He's just he's more thorough than that one fucking guy that was doing the like, oh you're you're not a man because you're leaning on your

girl, remember the green fucking line. Yeah, but that guy, like, that guy's fucking stupid. But this guy is even more calculated and to a point where I'm like, that's kind of impressive because it's not like you, like it was has a three out of ten, but he got like a thirteen levels symmetry on his face. It was just such meanery. But here's the thing. It's true, No, it really like if you watch the videos, like I know I watched it, that is there was like,

it's obviously mean. That is the whole point of it. The whole point of grading somebody's face is fucking mean. But it's a well sourced savagery. Yeah, even know what I want to get. I don't even know what I would get. I just feel like I don't have the energy to see that. It got me curious enough to where I wanted to see more videos of that guy. I want to see what he would grade somebody who we deem is like objectively beautiful or whatever. Like somebody was like, oh,

everybody thinks this person's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, like Larry K. Larry King looks like a creature that I've found. He looks like a ghoul.

People that play D and D look up what a ghul is or just look up what a ghul is in D and D. And Larry King has the same physicality as I swear to god, I swear somebody called me a girl recently because I said, like the immediately to be fair, immediately after this this happened, I said, you gotta hold L three to breathe, man, uh, because in call duty you have to hold it to like star. Yeah. Yeah, I thought I was just making fun of like the guy for being a bad shot, you know what I mean. But

people were like, how could you that's a good? That's a good, Like I don't know what could you see my comments? Man, people got fucking salted him, and I was like, damn, because he said it looked fake, and people, I'm sorry, look, I think it looks fake. I think it looks weird. It looks looney. Nine to eleven looks looney. There's a lot of but that's the whole thing, though,

a lot of ship. If you look at a lot of disasters, and almost they looked My first thought was I understood some people sentiments of why they thought it could look fake. But then when I thought about it a little longer, It's like, okay, Donald Trump would do something like that. That's the only part that looked weird to me was his photo ops. But

then I'm like, that is Trump. As soon as he knew he was okay, he immediately went I can use this to solidify me to be the president because before and many people because I saw a lot of takes and many people disagree, But I don't think he was locked in yet. I don't think I don't think Trump was locked in yet. I thought he was locked in. Iron I thought he was winning so far, he was something that

he was up in the polls. But right what one thing that I know that, especially the left, was going to do once it became election time. A lot of them were going to sack up and just vote for Biden reluctantly because they right now they're pretty disillusioned. They're like, I hate this guy, he's old, he sucks. You know, he's responsible for tens of thousands of children being blown to pieces in Palestine. But at the end of the day, even with all that fucked up shit, I have to

vote from So I didn't think it was over. Now I'm not even worried because people were saying, well, the left still going to vote the same. Yes, I'm worried about the right that were disillusioned that thought the election was stolen. Now I feel like they're gonna hold cognitive dissonance, ignore that, and still come out and vote anyway, because they're going to vote for

their fucking kiss Well, the problem, the problem is the problem. That problem definitely spawns back to the left whole entire campaign being on like stopping Donald job. There's no policy right now, there's nothing that's not true, that's not true at all. They're not they're not spitting policy. There is policy, of course, one hundred Well like that they're actually see the problem is this is I actually I pay attens to politics. They are they actually the

problem is this is the real problem. They they're all like they say, they talk about how shitty Donald Trump is, but they're not talking shit. They actually need to talk shit. They need to if they want to get like dumb ass edgy, you know, if they want to start like a wave like what happened with Trump. I feel like they would be best served because they already have. Everybody that's anywhere left leaning is already locked in.

They're gonna vote left if they want to get anybody in the swing states, or they want to get any at least restore confidence in the people that like hate Biden. He needs to show some type of swagger. His policies are locked in. The proof of what he's done as president is actually kind of impressive. He's actually, I hate to say it, one of the better presidents that we've had. You would only know this if you pay attention. Most people don't pay attention, so they don't know this. They don't know

and they never will know because it doesn't. None of that shit matters. And why doesn't matter, because if it did matter, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place if people cared about policy, if people cared about actually their well being. Yeah, people don't care about policy, don't. And that's kind of why I argue people don't care about policy. But

the whole thing is that here's what matters. The fact that they've only been attacking Trump on a vocal standing point is what makes it so bad that now him being attacked. No, it doesn't matter. That matter doesn't That doesn't paint a good picture. I don't think any of that matters. I think what matters is that Donald Trump doesn't. Donald Trump speaks like a person, and Joe Biden speaks like he can't speak. I think that's literally the only

thing that matters. He's charismatic, man, he's a It was also just functional, like as an older person, he's like a fuck like, dude, I'm even There was like an interview that Biden gave like after all this, we're like, I don't eve remember who the fuck he was sitting with, but he was like, uh. The interviewer was like, oh, dude, what do you what do you What are you gonna do if you

have another debate performance like that? And he goes, I'm like, I don't what the you're saying, go away and that, like, oh my god, that's and that's the thing. You know, you're right. But I will say though, even like let's let's let's take Obamna versus let's take Obama versus Romna Romney, Romna Obama versus Romna. Romney was fucking a glass

of milk, that's all he was. People were fucking like. And then there's Obamna more than Biden just being coherent, just being listen and look, I've listened to I've I've done enough research to listen to Biden throughout the years just to really compare it to how he is in these last two to three

years. It is fucking night. But see, and that's the thing, you what thank you for saying that, because there's still too many fucking assholes that are trying to gaslight people and acting like he's fine, and that is I think that is the biggest problem right now. We're just struggling on this one point. And and unfortunately even people that do just that agree with us, like in AOC knows that well, Biden's not gonna step down, so

she has to reluctantly be like we got to back this guy. And I'm like, there's too many people like us and younger that are like I'm tired of being fucking gasolt, and so those people might stand on principle and not fucking vote. Oh yeah, that's and I'm just like this is you know what would be great right now if some fucking chud was so angry that that happened to Trump that they explode Biden and then they would be like ha ha and we'd be like fuck, yeah, bro, what are you talking about?

Thank you, bless you? I would yeah, it would have been like I told you and kill you. That's one thing that I can't buy. Like this is this like moral grandstanding. It's like you should make fun of like what happened to what happened to Jokes are just jokes and what happened to you? Like you can't say anything anymore, and like like what the fuck? Because give me I know I understand that, I understand that,

but I don't underst stand I cannot take you seriously. That's ridicu you, that's fund Oh you can't you can't make jokes about political violence or you can't

call for political vines motherfucker made for years. Well, dude, nine to eleven, the day after day of that was being made fun of in the forums, I remember, And then like even just beyond that, do you remember when fucking Paul Pelosi was like beating with a fucking hammer and everybody was smashed in the fucking face and bludgeoned with a hammer, and everybody was like a shame they couldn't get Nancy too. It's like, what the you don't

I I don't. I do not respect your right to life, if that's you, like, quite frankly, like, I just you are, genuinely I'm not saying that. All I'm saying is all I'm saying is you cannot. I don't like. I don't like this blatant hypocrisy, Like it really infuriates me. Either we can make all these kinds of jokes or we can't. You can't pick and choose this ship. And if you do, you're a hack. And I do think I'm better than you. I do think

that. I believe that. I do believe. I believe that so firmly it's insane and there's nothing that you could do to convince me, except for maybe die and have a lot of people show up to your funeral who say nice things about you. Maybe they'll be like, oh, he must have been a nice guy. But like I'm like, I can't. You are how am I supposed to care on my on my honest truth, right, on my honest truth about things like that. I'm very conflicted, right because

you know, uh, people should never be harmed in general. I don't believe that should be harmed. I don't believe that, but I at the same time, at the same time, I live in a world where people do really fuck things, and it's like, yeah, I think those people should absolutely be hard if the if the universe rights itself, you deserve to get punched in your fucking mouth, right if justice was real, if we actually had we pretend to, like it's like, oh, we can't wish

harm on anybody. It was like, do we have any sympathy for pedophiles? Like that's I mean, I'm I'm a little different there. I had to argue with you more than once about that, Like that idea that like those people that are they are still wrong for what they did and they should be punished to a degree, but rehabilitations would be the prain thing, right, But do you care if they get beaten up? Do you care if

pedophile? All this? This is why I'm Ryan right hold onswer Like the first the first question is do you think like like say, because from this is from my point of view, I think the people that are attracted to kids that is something that they can't help I and and so just like a gay person, they they're attracted to the same sex. Do you think that

could be corrected through rehabilitation? No, no, not rehabilitation and the means of like that rehabilition the idea of understanding that what they did was they know it's wrong. Not no no, no, no no. But that's like telling a thief doesn't know they can't steal. It's not quite the same.

Right, Yes, no, I understand it. But my argument is the idea is that like what you call helping them truly come to understanding that the way they've really acted is just because people understanding this is how people do things right, standing because a lot of them, a lot of people just have they have their attractions or whatever it is, right and though they still because the people because obviously usually people that do that have had that done to themselves,

and they do things like that because they haven't come to terms with the base that they've experienced in various forms X, Y, and Z. And I think that people that go through that stuff need to understand, like it is not the right thing to do. And I can't get past that you said, not that they know it's not right. I think they know anyone

right, but they still do it right. And I think the idea is that for you to understand what you've done that is wrong, you have to you have to truly come like it's it's it's more, it's more in depth than just being like you go to jail and you rot for your whole life.

Because what happens is that people that often like think of it like this, right, I have I have FAMI members in my life who have done really really bad things right, and then they've gotten out of prison and don't through the time of them being there, which there's way more time they probably should have been there, but they were there they learned that what I did

was truly wrong. So I want to help other people that have done that are on the road doing terrible things to better themselves and present them from those terrible things, Like there's a scale, there's a difference. And at the same time, I'm saying that as someone that has not had someone directly, I'm right to them because like, obviously you can't tell a parent this ship that I'm saying right now, Obviously someone's kid that I'm not. That's why

it is the nuanced conversation. That's so I'm not saying like one hundred, I just I think it's I think that I have pity. That's just my nature. I think that people do things and they fuck up, and they're not always their worst moments, but at the end there's a scale. There's a scale like if someone the kids is I think that's that's like way too meditated. It's way too life ruining exactly, to just be like, well, you're gonna rehabilitate. I think, no, you you have you.

There's so much thought put into rape. There's there's it's you don't just it's not like that the most fucking like like whatever the fights prey. I agree, I agree, I think it's it's it's a great it's my nature of want to be like people don't deserve just get fucking rolled out and rolled over. I agree with a lot of bugs. At the same time, that

is also one of the most evil things you can do to somebody. Yeah, I just I think, like I don't have any I don't I'm not so I'm not saying it to say like I'm one hundred percent right on this, understand that is just like I really I think, look at it, look at you know. I genuinely think sad as this is. I think

people. I think there's an inherent violence in people that needs to be satiated in some way, and I think unfortunately humans they there this has been just a repeated pattern throughout like all of human history where they's like people subjugate each other, right, And so to me, I think like if there's any group, quite frankly, that we could use to maybe ah exercise that demon, I can't think of a better group, quite frankly, Like I don't

know throw That's why I'm like, dude, you dale throw them in the colosseum. I sincerely like, I don't know if that's one of the worst crimes that could admit, man, I think like it's like it's I can't really think of anything worse than that, Like genuinely coming to my brain. I can't. I don't think that unless you are. I guess the only thing that I could think of it's even close is singing for imagine dragons.

I think that's like pretty close committing like one man genocides. I think it's only you out there doing it as the only thing I think that's like this is and then imagine dragons and imagine dragons than pedophilia right as is worse. It's more not good. Nah, dude, that's that. I understand you trying to have that mature, nuanced conversation. I get that. I I

I do understand where you're coming from. But I would hold those conversations for not mostly nonviolent crimes, like say, theft is one thing that I excuse quite a bit because a lot of peop board just stealing from my corporations that I don't give a fuck about, and a lot of times people are doing

it out of necessity. A lot of times people do think because of the way that I think about I don't care about corporations having all this fucking money that they don't think there's anything wrong with it, So that conversation I can have I feel about like because I actually feel like the way the way I feel about theft is like I actually think, I don't know if you go into like a place with like a gun or something like and rob the place,

I think you're a piece of ship. But that's more than this theft. Though, well but what what? But what? But I don't know, Like there's dude, if you I don't know, if you can, if you can slip something past a Walmart, I think you've earned it. I think there's zero wrong. I think, I literally, I genuinely also just feel like I think there's my problems. Right, there's costings obviously, right, here's my problem, don't little things that's a corporation. At the

same time, they backs back like this is a corporation. You're not stealing from Bend down the street who needs their bread to feed their kid, right, You're stealing from the conglomerate that is Walmart. And though I think it's still not right to steal because of the fact so many other people still use their hard earned money to pay for the things, doing the right thing, and then for you to come and just break that rule and steal is inherited.

Spie was your fellow man, that is where I come from. But at the same time, corporates can suck most of my dick. Well. I think the only negative, the only negative downside to it is the corporation itself taking it out on their employees because that's what they do. So when they're almost too much, the fucking tiger in a in a break room in like Michigan, they beat the tiger, but like still they did. It's

walmarta that tiger. That tiger got like one swing on Walmart when they pinned it down and stomped on it. It's Walmart workers versus a tiger, and that tiger stood no chance. Let me tell you the walp the Walmart workers are pretty they're pretty gritty because they they're they're they're in the trenches. They're people jumping a tiger and killing it. The idea of there's a moment in that fight that the tiger is terrified, it really wants to get out of

there. It's hilarious. You can look up the video of this happens. It's it's it's crazy. Look at Walmart. Tiger's a one. When a tiger does this and them scared, it's like, oh wow, this poor beast knows even anyway, that's pretty much Trump. I don't know, man, Trump almost got assassinated. That would have been fucking crazy. I'm not gonna lie in so I'm not morbidly curious about what that alternate reality would have

been, Like dude, Like, I'm so curious. Like we almost we almost like went into I feel like we actually almost got plunged into something that would like really shake ship up. And there is part of me that was like, oh, it's okay, So we just got kind of hurt.

I don't think anything's really okay. I mean it's it's somewhat underwhelming. Not that I wanted it to happen, but it's just like I've been I guess what I'm saying is like I'm really thirsty for like a big like shake up and a big change, and I don't really see that happening, even with Trump winning after this, and like I know people are like, oh,

Jude, Trump's the end of democracy. I don't really believe that. I think it's going to be remarkably I feel like it's going to be remarkably underwhelming for a lot of people. I disagree. Okay, all right, you know why I disagreed, because that's basically how I felt in twenty sixteen, and it was true, and it absolutely wasn't true. I'm talking while this is this is like like a straight white male talking like the real ship right here. Because for a lot of people that is so far from being your

experience. It is fucking insane for you to even say that, what are you talking about? Exactly? That is exactly my democracy is still here democracy arguably well not talking you said no that, not as one fucking example, but saying things being different, very different, things are very That was what you also said. That's in the context of democracy, it's still here. It's it's it's still it's still here. Yes, now, okay, well let me let me let me I'll focus on that now because you said you

said a couple of things. So like as far as democracy disappearing, uh, there is a genuine it's I would say fifty fifty. Why I say it's fifty fifty because it depends on what Trump wants to do Trump wins. It depends on what he wants to do because him packing Supreme courts, you know, six to three, the two people that he's gonna put in that is the biggest one. It's already majority. Yeah, it's already fucked because

it's already a majority can serve it. It's already fucked. Five four right, no, six, So like say like six fucking you know, like it's isn't there nine? There's nine? Right? I thought it was. I'm sorry anyway. So the whole thing is it's lopsided, and that's why everything keeps happening in his favor, where it's to get away from all the obvious crimes that he did, and they're like, oh, they can do

whatever they want now, and it's under our advisement. So basically, as long as he said I did it as commander in chief, they'll review it and be like cool. No. So maybe for Biden, if he tried to do something, maybe they would deny him because it's fucking lopsided. But for Trump, they've already proven that they're doing all this for him. Just

like that fucking judge dropped the thing. Outside of him being the president not giving back those files, which should have been the strongest case for that he's doing illegal shiite, she just dropped it. She did some really impressitive shit, like in this world we're in right now, and if it made any sense, she would have been kicked out a long time ago just for fucking

Trump appointed her. Trump appointed all these judges. Basically, Trump, if he comes president, he can have the power of the king if he wants, just like Soda Mayor talked about, gave an example of like you basically just gave him free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants if he so chooses. So it all comes down to if he chooses and wants to do that. So to me saying like I don't think it could be, it literally could if he wants it to be, it could, but it it's

so physically it just hasn't been. Because what I'm saying is every time people say the end of the world, and this is, by the way, the I don't thing funk about that, Like look at you, I don't worry about it. No, like I to worry about hubble stand topic. Every probably almost says what I'm talking that that's the topic. No, the topic is you said them up, I would I talked about Listen, dude,

no, listen, you're acting like as wild. But when I said something and you said I was talking about the end of democracy, right, the end of the world is not the end of democracy, you just bro, Can you don't insult my intelligence? Bro, Listen to what I'm saying. Every time somebody says that is not listen to me. Listen. Do you understand what I'm saying. I understand what his argument I'm asking. That's not what I'm asking. That's not what I'm asking. On let me ask

you. I want to ask you a question. When I was told to stick on top of the democracy thing, and then I did, and then he started talking about whenever but someone says something about the end of the world, that's no, no, no, no. His conversation about that is to continue to elaborate on the hyperbolic nature of people saying that it will be the end of X, Y and Z, when, when, whatever why

happens? Right, that is what he's trying to say, Right though I disagree with what Chris's statement is because the ship that's happened, obviously, with that whole entire damn here appointing at kingstit look, Donald Trump is a fucking extreme narcissistic man. Yeah, I would not. I would not be surprised if he's like, I want to wear a crown, and I want people to follow me with redbirds on their back. I want a large road because because he's just he's an artist, right, so I was pous he would

he I would, it would. It would not shock me for him to do tyrannical things with the power he's appointed, right, and that is very possible. So what happens, it is very so what happens that by the nature of that, democracy is inherently in danger. I think democracy is always in danger. Quite frank, it has always been. That's true. Here's

here's the way. My perspective is, we won't really know what any of this means until four years from now, which is very frustrating because a lot of this comes down to whether or not he will actually concee or like when if he wins and then there's an election or if there will be, that will be the deciding factor. And then I think that's when everything's going to

crumble. If there is an election then and I mean, I think we'll know by twenty twenty six because I think he's already said things that he would do is gonna be dictare in the first day. He's already said things that he was gonna do with his Agenda forty seven. He's already said what he's gonna do. This is like the thing is like again, this is like, I know, most people don't fucking fallow politics. I know most people don't know like a jenda forty seven? What's that? I'm like, it's

on his fucking website. Read God damn it read like people don't read. They don't care. I do, Like this shit is upsetting. So here's the thing. It is very likely he can absolutely throw the world into chaos. But with his decisions, just like I said, he will stop giving a to Ukraine and they're eighty percent of the weapons that they get are from us. They will fucking be demolished, and then the Soviet Union two point zero will start. The rest of fucking Europe will have to get involved plunge

into That is a huge possibility. If he wins, most likely will happen. And then just to make sure he protects himself and his legacy and his family, he can do things that will be like I should probably be president again and he can't do it. Yeah, literally can do. If that happens, then like that will be that will be it, you know what I mean? And that's very reasonable response for that's when I think, that's when I think everything will actually like Okay, well now we're gonna kill people.

I think that's a very reasonable response. But that basically was not what was being communicated before, where it's like I don't think anything's gonna happen. I'm like, that's I feel like that's a little I don't think you can just assume what think ammuture will be. We're not assuming what if we were saying that is a very big possibility something can happen. Right, But here's what I'm saying. It's like you, this is this is kind of what

I was trying to get at before. The irresponsibility of the messaging has led us here. I agree. And the irresponsibility of like everything, what do you mean by that? I mean you lived through it. You remember when everybody's like a Nazi, this Nazi, that Nazi, this right, everything, fucking everything. Everybody was like Hitler Hitler. Hitler's like, dude, listen, I under you might feel that way, but you can't fucking do that because you mobilize people that way. This is a dude. If there

was ever a party that was like victimhood. Plus it's that group they're going to consolidate. Little. The left can't consolidate around a single person. They're incapable of working together. I don't know what the fuck it is about. Well, it's crazy, but they don't have principles in the same way. So they're just gonna pilot. They're gonna see somebody being attacked and attacked and attacked, and they're gonna be like, that's our guy, that's our guy.

It's like, motherfucker, play the game. Play the game. Yeah, I mean, I get to frustrated the left. The left has failed. They do. They fucked up with it with Bernie so bad. I can't even Hillary Clinton is such a fucking phenomenal bitch. I can't even believe it. I really cannot believe how she was just in there because she felt entitled to it. And that's it. So that's what Biden's doing now.

And look at the one thing I'll say though about because like voting statistics, like you said, for Hillary won the popular vote, more people wanted her to be, but they like to a college just bullshit, of course, So Trump won this one time. He only won one time. He did win the second time, they're not as mobilized or as organized as online makes it appear to be. Like the voting, even though all those people are like, oh I love Trump, most of them still didn't turn up the

vote. So that's just kind of like the thing about online versus what is actually heady the internet that's not reality and uh and so the thing is and why I feel like before this event that happened, I think it was much closer than people thought because like me, just paying attention to, like say, actual voting and the polls and what people are probably gonna do and what they historically do. At the end of the day, they're like, ah, fuck, I have to I have to I have to vote for this

guy. They'll hold that as long as they can with their fucking pulling and shit like that, but then when it comes down to it, they're gonna vote for this fucking old, decrepit piece of shit. And uh So, the best thing that would happen right now is, just like I said, some angry fucker just explodes Biden because and then all people on the right would be all ha ha. And then and because they hasn't they haven't understood the entire time that like, bro, there's probably like six people in the United

States that are like, yeah, Biden's pretty cool. There's probably six people, and everybody else is like, fuck, I have the I guess I have to vote for this fucking asshole, and it would be it be a really funny day. They don't think, just like when when Trump lost, they were so confused. They're like, I don't get it. Everybody hates Biden. I'm like, yes, dude, but they hate Trump more than

they hate Biden. So they will vote for Biden because they hate him or they don't understand that it's a really it's a really big failing of our our side political you're gay because being a left bone person. What happens is that we are we have these things called morals principles, right, So what happens is that when someone does something fuck, we're like you suck, fuck you, and then we put them out the bastard more on average, you're definitely

your thousand percent. What happens is that we never have a person to be like, oh, we'll stand by you because every because you know, people

that sucks shouldn't have mass followings and be praised by people. It'd be great, if that was we don't do the biggest the biggest problem really is going to is going to be and I mean ironically Republicans States probably, you know, because like there's a lot of like even just with like abortion and stuff, right like that's not really gonna affect us here, you know what I mean. So it's it's really this. I mean, I feel we're not

gonna we're not experiencing. Yeah, Gavin, Gavin was like, you know, it's like whatever, So can't even imagine. So well, the thing is, I think I think logically he will be the next nominee and he'll do I think people would I think people are gonna be so much happier because all the all the rights gonna be like, oh a pandemic, pandemic and it's like yeah those fucking years ago, shut up. Yeah, I mean thinking, I don't know, you think of somebody who's would be more.

I can think of some people that are better, but I'm thinking realistically, would be who would be the best The best joys to us right now would be like somebody who legitimately I think that would do good. Richard Simmons. I'm pretty sure he just died. I swear to God, I'm pretty sure he just died. Didn't someone else die? I'm pretty sure he literally just died and we were talking there was enough comments to us, Oh, terrify that ship. I'm pretty sure, literally, Richard Simma just died. Oh

you're right, like eight minutes before like the president got shot. But no. But in all seriousness, I wish John Stewart would step up and just fucking just run. I do wait. As far as like a celebrity candidate, yeah, he's probably like John Oh yeah, he would search up a half somebody like that and half yeah, he would talk. Well, he's just a charismatic person who's charismatics. He's smart even outside of this fucking show, his podcast, his books, Like, he's a very smart He cares

about the troops. That that's kind of the thing that got me was like when he was he because he was fighting for like the nine to eleven relief people for like ages, he gave like a lot of like he okay, so he cares at the very least, I'd feel comfortable with that as like a celebrity candidate goes like, I can't think of anybody else who I think. I think that's even as like an actual politician, that's what I want.

I wouldn't want a real public I just I don't know if I would, like say, I don't know how because I know it's thirty five, which the arbitrary fucking age. Uh, but like say if it was I think something that that would unite people on the leftboard because of the age, and say just and also looks all right AOC Now AOC obviously is kind of problematic with a lot of people like oh her, Uh, she has a lot of venom, but I think that's what we need. I think people

need like they need some they need some flame, dude. The venom comes across as insincere though, because it's she's kind of and I understand the game. I understand like the politics of it where it's like, Okay, I'm gonna like soften my you know, soften my contributions to like appeal to the party. But like she's not really like as she's not acted as radical as

she kind of advertised. I just I just mean, like say, her attitude's attitude, Yeah, like hert like it's I'm because really when it comes to here's the thing, the uh, it's gonna be a very long time or almost I'll be never. When it comes to people just having perfect policy, someone who's like a Bernie Sander, who is Bernie Sanders, who like, oh uh, we're talking about just catching up to European countries in Canada, that's kind of the low bar. And I don't because of how much

control corporations have over our Congress, I don't see that happening. I just the only way it would not happen is if us collectively we're like, none of these people are being voted back in, they're not being voted. We're gonna vote for people who have clean voting records and who aren't gonna be bought and paid for. But I just don't see that happening in any realistic setting. So as far as getting a politician that's gonna actually do the bidding of

Americans, I just don't know if that could happen. Yeah, that's so to me. I'm like, it's frustrating. At the very least, get someone who will keep us in the Paris Accords, who won't fucking keep selling out that the really the environment more like shit like that that's something you can really have, is like I don't know. Hopefully getting his ear shot off has altered him in some way where he's more sympathetic or I don't know,

I feel like he can't. You don't come away from something like that unchanged. He did at the rn C, he looked a little different. Yeah, he looked a little like like I almost it was weird. I will say it did kind of humanize him a little bit, but then he having that fucking elf ear thing kind of distracted the fuck out of me. Look, I don't know, I don't. I don't. I generally just like I don't like Trump at all. I think I think he's funny, but

I don't think, uh, the whole Epstein stuff weirds me out. There's like too much smoke there for there not to be fired, and for that that's that's weird. Joe Biden's also really sussing that aspect too, So I

don't. I don't really love any of the options right now. But the optimist in me hopes that like, Okay, well, dude, almost getting shot must kind of trigger something in you that's like, oh, this is real, because it's not even just like he got shot in like a like a bulletproof fest or something or like your leg or something that was like that

was like a molecule away from being away from JFK type situation. And I just don't know, you got to be a pretty inhuman person, which is possibly I don't know, you got to be to be a politician in general, I guess genuinely, but to some degree to be a president you got to have some in humanity, sure, because you got to be like it's okay, we're going lighting this place up with all with moms, So you

know, you got to be in human the nature. I hope is that My hope is that like this kind of is a wake up call to maybe like tone things a little bit down. I don't know how realistic that is. I think that battle we'll see, we'll see. I love that optimistic point of view. I guess we'll see. I will say the first statement

that he released was a good start. But because I personally thought when I first found out, I found out, I was watching the UFC the first fight and then the guy gets on the mic, I just really try to take out my boy Donald Trump, and I'm like, what I'm thinking, Like it's just some bullshit, right, Like what you talking about I went on Twitter and I saw literally oh, they literally tried to come. Yeah.

I was like, okay, I found out what that should immediately, and I was like, yo, I was playing I was playing Concord on streams. So he was like, you got Trump got shot And I was like, oh, whoa really? Oh. I was kind of like remarkably because like the thing is to me is like Trump got shot and Trump was killed or two different things, because like if even got shots, Like okay, so he's not dead, you know, because okay, I mean so

I guess nothing's changing. Really, it's still pretty wild, just like it pretty that even happened, right, It is a wild historical event. Undoubtedly it is. This is this is like a thing I just never I don't think any of us ever perceived that happening. However, because I would say years ago, I was thinking, how come know when shot this motherfucker? Like I've thought about this before. I'm like, the amount of people so

polar is polarizing bird. I realized how dangerous he has been become to uh, you know, to really like say, what happened with overturn of real view? Well, just a billion things that have happened, and a lot of things that he did, dude, even the fucking PPP loans, like the p PPP the p P P P P p p P p pp loans. But no, no, no, like so much crazy, so much

wacky shit that has happened. I was like, Okay, I was actually surprised that nobody's some people haven't, like there's some underground group that have all tried to you know, like something like I was actually, I'm be honest, I was surprised that that like it took this loan fucking freak, that what I think was completely depressed and fucked up and as to go out. I think he was from what it looks like to me, I was thinking that he was just like, well, maybe I'll go out as a hero.

Do you think that, like do you think that this is like what if he did it for Jody Foster? That would be context? I really, what do you mean when like what other what are the concerts there doing something for a woman you're you're at least trying to look good, you know about the Reagan assassination. How he did it for Jodie Foster. That that's not it's not true, right, that's very true. I don't like this dude. Every time there's been an assassination attempt is from my except well,

I guess Lee Harville os well, that's not true. But there's just been this weird connection. These people have some weird like they're doing. It's but it's always just some bullshit where it's like they're they're trying to impress someone or they got instructions from someone. But I bet you a million dollars Frans fernand was killed because that guy was trying to impress him. Lady, everything I have, fucking dude. That was then the guy from the fire who sparked

the world wars. Yes, the guy that started to change of human history. Yeah, that d Isn't it crazy though? That, like, this is what I think about, like simulation theory and stuff like that because of that event where the dude was in the fucking wrong place. He was in the wrong place and they turned I think different. I forgot something happened that made them turn down the wrong road, and then he happened to be like, holy shit, I thought I missed my fucking opportunity and here he comes,

and I'm just like, doesn't that happen. I'm like, Sims, isn't that like, like it's such a coincidental thing that happened. You're like, bro, Sims. Sometimes I wake up. Sometimes I wake up like if I'm sleeping and there's a bunch of tubes on me and I'm in his capsule, and then I freak out. Then I fall back to sleep and I wake up like like I hate that tube thing from he is the most

fucking trauma talking, bad source of in for energy to to. It's like I hate the idea of that, Like we're just all tubed up in some ship. I'm like, why, why won't they just get fucking better resources than used then let humans go extinct. I don't understand that, funt man. I still love the matrix. I don't care. I don't give a fuck how stupid that is. I love that. Man. If I die and there's sun after this, I'll be like, dude, what the fuck

was going on? Bros? I just want to be one of the overlords because I feel like it's probably cubicles overlook cubicle in these cubicles at universe. That's what I think. So there's just some fucking nerd loser fucking Overlord. That is like, all right, run the simulation, and it's for testing. They're getting paid like the equivalent of what's minimum wage of that's insane, that's what our universe. What is overlord minimum wage? And then one through

they going buy in their universe. They going buy in their universes of mcdouble and a fucking order of fry. And they're like, I'm really not doing good. My fucking, my fucking my enhanced endoplasms is really off the charts. My wife's been really bitching at me. I can't play my celestial card game, but I are yelling at me, keep losing my micro plasms,

my micro my, damn bio them all. You got my buying. So yes, I don't know whatever doing assassinated anybody that's not a good idea, Like that person probably thought, like I said, Republican, probably hates Trump. That is a lot of people you remember, like so he's just like, fuck this guy. He fucked everything up, he made things infinitely worse, and now he's not even alive to see what he's done. It just doesn't. Generally speaking, assassinations lead to really bad things. Also, people

read policies. Please start reading policies. Please start absorbing information, because it's it's the world is in a kooky fucking place, and it's it can only get it can it can get better? But it only gets better with us our mental information. That is the biggest problem that America has in general. And I'm sure it's on purpose that we are taught such flimsy amounts of information. We're not really geared towards learning. I think we need to vote,

uh huh, also vote. I think we need to introduced I think we need to introduce insects and animal life in biomes where they don't belong to destabilize the universe. To destabilize the world, the universe, the universe, start putting fucking be's in space. We detached, we detached from We somehow get out of the fucking the Sun's gravitational pool. You would die, Like in

a few minutes. I wish we'd lived in a world where everything was so fun, everything was so good that we we had we had the free time to do really expensive things for no other reason than for our own Like let's let's put a tiger in cryo sleep in a capsule and shoot it at that distant planet. I want to see what like as a country and let's just see what happens camera. I want to know. But it might you dude, it might survive, it might thrive if it's DNA, might start a

whole new tiger world. Yeah, it's gonna be too cold, and it shoot literally earth like, and it's terrifying. It's terrifying the fact that how perfect of a place Earth is for life sometimes clearly because we evault wouldn't have evolve, would have to be also like that, it's also like, what do you think about how hazards the world is? That's not even true. That's like the Earth hurts us too. That's why, like I'm very more

rarely theory of the world is uninhabitable. That's what you said, the vast majority, Yes, like for we we're talking about seventy percent of the oceans. Yeah, so fundamentally, fundamentally fundamentally, but even on the land there's like like the thing that really and I learned this kind of like early on, where every time I would go outside, regardless of like specifically in the summer, it's like, oh, you gotta wear your sunscreen. I was

like, what are you talking about? We're not going like the beach like and just like, oh, I thought it was for like to prevent yourself from getting burned, you know, sunburn, That's what I thought it was. And it was like, no, no, the sun gives you cancer. When I found out, what are you talking about? What is the only thing that allows us to be here and it gives us cancers? Insane? When I found out the planet Gate kept certain pood from places like that

was a real thing. What are you talking about? The idea is like, you're too pale, you can't be here, it's too sunny. Get the fuck out here, that's true. Like that's crazy. It's like you're not whoa whoa buddy? Whoa the flow back to those Mountain's friend. The sun shines too much. Whoa whoa whoa dark skinned person, you can't get the air off this air. It's too cold out here for you to be here. Get about here, And it's like, what I really get Gate

kept by the world. And then the beasts we got thinks on the planet that could see at nighttime and eat us, and then we befriended some of them in our house. Now pretty cool. You have to mention that we have to mention that I have it on my list. Here. We forgot to mention that Boogie is still gay. Oh yeah, still so he's still gay. He so obviously obviously he lied and he admitted it. It's like

not like Okham's Razor. Yet again, he didn't say he lied, but he said that this is so funny and that last stream where everything blew up. He was even he even pantomimed to I don't know if that's the right word. He showed, not pantomime, because he actually did it. He showed his phone to his child girlfriend or whatever the fuck she's like what she's like twelve or something? I forget, Yeah, but like so he showed his his his fucking nine year old girlfriend, the like have a nine year

old girlfriend, twenty one year old girlfriend? Stop saying, just stop saying nine year old girl. He showed his twenty one year old gl minus eleven girl ship or whatever and fucking okay, anyway, so he showed he showed his girlfriend who is a Gerber baby. He was and he said he acted like he acted like he had the results on his phone or some ship. See that, like it shows what he had The poll of cyth Susa,

he's probably fucking fly cytheria a crazy level. Like he literally held it up to uh, to his to his girlfriend and said, like read it, it's there, right. Yeah, he's probably just like a photo of his fucking inflamed nuts. It's like some insane probably his purple legs or something. Do you know his legs are purple? Man? You know they are? His legs look like a clothed That is that the entirey is that entire body of Willy Wonka or or boogie legs. Somebody stop that. Somebody has stopped

me. Dude, Oh I fucking oh. I get into a mass of situation without any of the powers, so I just die. I can't believe somebody like he is with you know, you don't need to diagnose him as a pathological liar. He is. There is that level of lying is incredible. That is dude, you And then I'm standing on principle like, shut

the funk up. Nobody believes you. He's just saying something believable because I like, I've been a situation where like I'm trying to avoid trouble at all costs, and I'm like I'm just gonna lie my way out of this, you know. Yeah, and if it's like that bad, sometimes you got really really bad. So you got to do it. You know, it's

a matter of survival. But like, bro, there's a point where you just gotta like admit it, just get your got, okay, but like to keep it, you guys, get him stretched out for as long as he kept it. He's so insane. But you auso understand why right, because he's so white. He's he's a sick He's a sick fella. Do you think he was in Arkansas? Right? Yeah? Wow? Well the thing about him is grow up. I should say stop, stop, stop, boogie. He's just he's he's related. I love you, Boogie.

I wouldn't be surprised tonest he met her. He met her at a fucking king Sanaria that he that he some reasons supposed to be at. He was at a king I met you at your birth. He was at a he was a John Balon for some reason. Keith is like, why was he there? But okay, why Wood fine with the idea is that he's just he's he's just giving up, dude, Like he's effectively kind of just giving up. It makes me, It makes me he you guys, but it's

also he just he's a victim. Now He's like, I'll just play victim because it feels better because people were nice to me when I'm a victim, when I have cares, people are on this mean to me. There was there was a significant event that happened. I can't remember. There was a significant event that happened before he said the cancer thing something he lost all his money had crypto thing. So he lost all his money in crypto because like

a I don't understand. I know somebody who did the same thing happened to him. They just didn't underst and they thought they can invest like rich people and I'm like, bro, no, these are for pumping dumps. How did you not know this? Like even when when Doge went to the Moon, I put in a little bit of money because he's lying, you know, I put it in and put in three figures, got four figures back, and then you're done with it and you don't leave your fucking money in

fucking doze or whatever the fuck they left their money into. I don't know what crypto coins they used. It's not like, Okay, the bitcoin is probably welcome. The com coin it's the only thing that has been pretty sa and it is lost significantly, but it's still pretty fucking high. Yeah, but anyway, I got some bitcoin somewhere, it'd be great, hope. Yeah, I got almost get you. Yeah, you're making me. I'm

You're I'm feel shamed yourself. I whipped myself vigorously. The idea of angling when you make the whip hit the side of your room and then come back hits you with the back because you did some dumb shit. People thought I was shooting a sixty caliber fucking gun though you were just fucking getting genetic memories. I was. I saw like I appeared for a second on the set of Roots, like I got hit, and then I saw them filming it, and then I went back to the idea of that is crazy idea that

white man yells at to her for some reason. You're just seeing you just see through your great big granddad's eyes and just being like this, You're like, whoa if you go back and whoa if you if you go back and watch Roots, you are there for one frame, just like in the middle, it's more future me, Like it's not even me right now, it's me a few years ahead of right now? Do you know that you know what's going on? That's not even me yet yet you have any iPad,

it's plugged, I forgot. Do you know that meme while the meme yeah, you know the band the meme like the who there is one? Like the Who's in the means? No? You know that that scene from the roots worries like your name's Toby, and then he keeps saying like you won't like back down. You know what I'm saying. There's a there's a thing.

And I know this is really like offensive technically, but like the song Higher by Creed or it would go like your name's Toby, No, it's cool ducking day And it was just like that whole scene played out through the lyrics of Higher, like the melody of Higher, and it actually works. I'm a beat this in word, I'm aware, peace back. I don't think I know any any of the lyrics of that song really outside of the chorus. There's lids go there. I know there's like marrin Gary's there.

All you gotta do is like clar and then sing through your jaw yourself on purpose here go there? I do like the what what arms wide? Open. It's about his stupid gay son. Is this on both stupid and gay or is he just like a kid? I just this is my stupid gay So I just know he's not stupid because he's gay. Yeah, he's just stupid and gay, but gay because he's It was weird, like he came out and it just looked exactly like Scott's staff. It was crazy. Yeah,

it came out. The baby came and was like, where where where? Where Daddy? Where? Mom? I did pool back bines? Man? Is that even impressive at that point that he wrote that song and that's like just how he speaks. I just know it's not it's in fact him just talking. I guess he's all shamed of He's like I didn't even try. No, But is it impressive that the way he speaks is a hit song? No? Is it not impressive that he made a hit He made a hit song. That's just lazy. Think it's in the middle. It's

somewhere in the middle of those two things. I think it's shameful. I think it's unimpressive for for all parties. Like when we learn that, oh, he's just talking, and then him he's like, there's a weird view where you're talking about how he had a forked penis. I don't really even know what a fort you know what, you know what's crazy. I don't even know what a forked penis really is. Yeah, so silver like silver

still and everything same color. But it just looks like, yeah, idea, are you understanding the idea of a piece looks like a fork actually, like, it's nothing phenotypical about a penis. It looks like a fork. Yeah, like eating utensil, Like I guess someone in a dark could grab

that and try to eat their post with it. I'm sure there's plenty of porn out there with that dude standing over some bitches plate feeding their fuck at the spaghetti bitch there is bird of them has a fucking restaurant called Mom Spaghetti. I had no funny idea that that was fake. I thought that it was big for a while then it actually the thing. Yeah, okay, that is so insane. They only do spaghetti and meballs. Actually they don't

do anything else. That's insane. First of all, spaghetti's kind of like, I mean, that's that's crazy. Mid delicious spaghetti is like the most mid pasta. It is. It is the most mid pasta, Yes, but it's still delicious. It's pasta. If it's there, I'll eat it, but I'll never go out of my way to get it. It's good like it's like there's spend there. There's everything that there's better than there's like Linguini like that if someone is cooking. If someone is cooking me spaghetti,

I'll eat it and I'll enjoy it. But I don't think I would ever. I don't think i've ever I've never got my way to get it on my own. I've never went out to get it, and I've never made myself. I've never ever, I never ever ordered spaghetti as a grown man. As an adult, I'm sure. Yeah. As a kid, spaghetti was fucking awesome. But if it's fire fun, mom would be all piss because it's all over your face. You start rubbing on your arm quickly,

you turn your white shirt into a tomato. You got fucking shot. It looks like like and you're you're giving a speech in Philadelphia. There's a moment where you actually take the spaghetti straight up and put it on your shirt and then start trying to strain the sauce out the spaghetti yeah, exactly, and your mom beat you savagely in the restaurant. I was just eating spaghetti. It's all good. I was eating at moms spaghetti and they shot me.

They shot at me, and it was crazy. Eminem shot me in there. Eminem shot me because he said venom. I didn't like venom venom, venom, ve ve venom, venom, venom, venom, venom, venom venom. The idea of Marshall mad. He's running running into moms spaghetti to shoot him, shouting venom, venom, venom venom. Hilarious. Did you guys see the shing you're listening on my Tony's uh hill Tony when he was dressed as some Oh and the other guy was Biden, right, No,

I don't think that's yeah, there was another guy next to him. I didn't see that guy is Biden. But Shane Gillis said some ship that was so fucking funny. We can't tell on the podcast. Is quite a few offensive words in it. It's good, but I was laughing. I was in years. We're talking about the epidemic, right, Yeah, it was

very good. This is very good. Yeah, that's what the first thing that I saw and I knew it was going to circulate it immediately was his impressionation of like, oh, what would Trump sound like if he got shot? I was like, I was like, oh, I can't wait for that to be pulled up. And then of course, and we didn't say just real quick before you go questions, I tweeted out, and I'm sure many people are thinking it, like, oh, I wonder how fast this

is gonna be a shirt? And then it was seven minutes after I tweeted that I saw the first link. Ant seven minutes, I was just like, it's a good picture. To be honest, it is. You can't that that's a really good picture, like the amount he was like, he it's just like when we do shots or when you do thumbnails, you don't

just do one thing. You if you ever, like if you're ever posing for a thumbnail, you know how people will like sometimes they would do that, like I would do multiple like even if it's even if I'm doing the same like whatever whatever it is, I'm doing it multiple times, So there's options, he like, and the amount of times he pumped his fist to make sure that there was the right like he how calculated and brilliant that was because you don't ever want to give that dude any flowers, but you kind

of have to for that man. It's smart. I wouldn't do that ship if I got shot on the ear shot, I'd be on the floor trying to worm my way out. He didn't hear that, like shoot her down. Yeah, but see the idea. I guess you don't know if there's another one that's the thing that to me, that's the thing. Oh shoot her down. I don't know the whole situation. That's still I have been there active downs like slithering that stupid. You're actually I'm using all of my

muscles in my body. You come out the other side one hundred pounds less, so much of you behind. Wow. Wow, oh my god. What was the what was whatever? Go to questions? Yeah, better questions, vote, vote and repulic stop shooting people. Bront Do you think the funny thing too, is that like this was a mass shooting technically actually was? It actually qualifies because it was one people got shot, one person died, three people got injured, which is the qualify for a mass shooting.

The mashining Trump rally, I'm sure it's not a problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the with the classic, the classic gun of art. Of course, Well here's the last weapon. Of course, here's the here, here's the thing, here's the thing that I would argue. I mean this authentically, no sarcasm. If guns make us safer, we should at Trump rallies and at every rally going forward there should be open carry, right,

I mean why not? Like because to be truth, like, I'm not even joking that dude was posted up there for a while and people were just kind of looking like, what the fucking at him? And that was the thing. Apparently people were like, someone's there. So I did hear that the I don't know if that was heard. Some conflicting stories like I heard that there was actually a cop that went up the ladder, and I heard that he either went down from being threatened or he fell from being startled.

I've heard that. I don't know if that's true. I don't know if that's confirmed it. I've also heard that the Secret Service and the police were communicating. But because of and this is I don't I don't believe this is because of how gun ho cops are. That they followed protocol that you can't just shoot someone before they act in that and that state's laws, like you can't just shoot someone. I'm like, I don't believe that. I

don't belie that a cop actually could. I think see it could. To me, it would be like just coincidentally then, and maybe it's true that you found the only cops that actually followed protocol and not just shoot first, ask questions later, because in every other scenario, you know, you get blasted, those would be the cops that they would have around there, you

know what I mean, good ones that follow protocol. They just unleash at night like it would have been a fucking squirrel on the roof actually, and they just shot the whole roof is gone. Is gone because they shot them that much. A little Palestinian. There was a little Palestinian hiding in my ear and they had they had to take the shot. I commend this as asked, and he was just trying to help. He was speaking Arabic. It scared us all. We don't understand, Bibi. He has got to

do it. You got a Zionist, swears zion though, Where where is it? Where's I don't know where that that place is? Where's that is that next to Terabithia? Where is it? Hum do I bro, hum, I'm dude. You know what I found out? Oregon isn't real. Explain like the state, it's not really there. Explain this is more California then becomes Washing. Did you know that? Yes? Yeah, because yeah, good conversation. Yeah. Actually, like the people that live in Organ,

I checked to like see if they're okay. They don't exist there. They say I'm going to Oregon and they disappear. It's like the Bermuda Triangle but on land. Yeah, I know, it's a Jeff Holiday Jeff in memory. They live in Organ. And then I wanted to go say hi to them. I was walking and then like it was like Oregon and I took a step and I said, welcome to Washington. I was like, we'll come to Washington. Excuse me. That's sick time that I wish that

was true. That you don't that because that is the start of the world makings not making sense to you. That means every time you question the reality, you're gonna question it again. You're not gonna be a what's an organ action? Welcome to Oregon? Yeah? Is not the organ accident? Are you sure? Hello? No, There was a girl that she she had a taco truck and she went down to t J to get the recipe from

Morgan and she was talking. She's like, I went through a d j G. You are you you you sound a little more Jamaican than any Italian person. That's how I think. That's that's but that's what or or Orginean, that's what are Let's move on the question. The brand word wrote in the Brent Word says, hello, fellow Greon is considering you all have ethnic backgrounds, and you talked about chicken so much. My question, or rather the advice I'm seeking, is how do you guys like to prepare and seasoned

chicken for tacos? I usually posted chicken and then fried up in a pan with coming I mean coming and uh paprika and uh cyan. Uh no, I don't. I don't use cayenne at all. Uh that sounds Wacter's opinion because he's not black. Jesus Christ. Well, sorry, I don't make tacos so you should. Well, first of all, I don't like tacos

really. First of all, like it's not like tacos. I think, I don't know, there's so Mexican fruit to me is just kind of like okay, like it's I don't I like burritos and like case it is and stuff if they're loaded, but like a taco is a I don't know, like especially like a like a white people taco with like the crunchy shell that

sucks no one, no one, that's literally a white people talk. But even the real ones that you would get it like a taco place where it's like the little the little corn corntilla with the little corn totilla with like meat on. It's like I guess, like I don't know, I'd rather have this exact meat and like a burrito or something. I mean, I'm or like a proper entre burrito person as well my stuff. But I do love I love taco. Well. My thing is I just like flower tortillas better.

That's my only thing. Like if they had smaller flower tortillas on average, I would be like, give me a flower tortilla. I prefer flower tortillas for burritos, but for tacos, I think a nice toastly corncau I think, y, they're making tortillas out of dust. Now, it's like a green energy thing like the lab round meat. Yeah, there's like a dust tortilla. That's actually pretty good. It's very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The thing is, first of all, yeah, I don't

even I don't think I've ever made chicken tacos once. Really, no, I think I've ordered. I've ordered chicken tacos. There's actually not too far from us. By the laundro mat that I go to, there's a a little stand. Uh huh oh yeah, I know that it's by the Smart and Final. But anyway, so there's the guy there and they have some pretty good the chickens actually phenomenal. I had a Casa Chickendia from there was phenomena. Really yeah, it's really good dollars, but it's still it's still

it's still really good, right yeah, ye, but delicious. But I've never at home if I've made chicken. Was like to make tacos, It's never, it's always. If ever i'm making tacos, it's ground beef, and I you know, use a bunch of seasonings or now, because I really do like taco bell seasoning. But the main thing is just you know, their beef is obviously dog shit, so you you get good beef. It's literally doc squeeze on your plate. But I just roll dogs up like

toothpaste, just to get all the ship out of them. That's crazy. You find flat dogs in a back of taco like mats, they're just like they use that. They use their their carcasses as floor mats too, that's crazy. So they're very efficient. They throw them out when they start to rot a little bit, you know, they start sinking. A little bit of road to Taco bell is paved with flat dogs. That's true. We're not lying at all, So that's real. Yeah, yeah, so yeah,

But what he's saying about tacos is fine. He needs salt. I don't know what. The guy's a fucking mad man. A little bit, a little bit of salt. I tried to I've gotten used using salt more sparingly to me. You to me, meat needs salt. Like if if you don't put like, you don't have to fucking over salt it. But if you're making ship and you don't put salt in it, I think you're you're missing out. I seasoned salt is my favorite seasons. My favorite is

Morton Morton's Setons seton salt. I used to use lowries because what I grew up with my mom was a loweries person. But I hate lowries because that sugar in it has way too much sugar in it for some reason, for some reason. But for me, for me, it's for me. I always go uh, I go pepper some nice little bit of salton. Whenever you cook chicken and it's gonna you're trying to have a chicken that's like a nice marinated taste, you always gotta go on always. That's on the dobo,

garlic powder, garbic poder. You can never lose with it. The onion powder. If you're not gonna put onions properly in the mix of it, you gotta use some money. And powered onion powder is great, and you gotta make sure. Another thing I've had recently before, that's crazy. People are not gonna beleed me. I made like a cheesy burritos's at home cheese burritos, and I made it with cream cheese, a little bit of

chicken, some cream cheese in there, some peppers and some salsa. I would never do that, but no, no, no, it's you got. I'll make your feet next and it comes to my house, I'll change it is really really, really good. It's it's simply to have a means of like sort of mixing holding the spicy flavor while it's still having sort of a relatively creamy texture. It's delicious. I'll try it, but like I just I just I I I'll try it. I'm not I'm not a person

that likes mixing. That's all I'm gonna say. I'll cream cheese with ship all the time. But I was fuck with cream cheese at all. Like I used to use back in the day, but I stopped eating bagels. It's just too much bread. Yeah, it's just it's too much bread. Cream cheese. This morning, that was like for my breakfast, huh, just a bowler of cream cheese. It was I had like I had, like eggs, I had like uh, I did like uh, like towur dough toast. I did like one sideways and bowl cream cheese. It was

like peanut butter, fruits and cheeses. And then it was the other one was like cream cheese, cheese, seeds and fruit. I was a kid bomb really sometimes I was a kid. I would like just I would take a bunch of shredded mozzarella put in a bowl and eat it while it was like a great cheese to just snack. There's something about I don't know what, because it tastes because it's exactly there's like a blandness to it exactly, but it also like it does taste like something. When you get enough of

it, it's like it's a perfect snack. It's like I used to so good mayonnaise and lettuce sandwiches because I thought that's what what sandwiches were. Like, you're not. I can't tell you seriously. I was like, I was like three four. I feel like that wouldn't be so bad. I would like I would like the land because the meat would be in a fridge and I couldn't contensualize what dimension and the room it would be. It would be like a full fridge. And I'm like, oh my god, dude,

there's lettuce bread. That's great. Mayonnaise and he went to mayonnaise before meat is crazy. I couldn't decipher where the meat was because it'd be like the meat that was gonna be cooked, and I'm like, did I put this chicken on it? No, that's weird. You're speaking on somebody who should have been assassinated. Right. They'll never get me. I've been I've been attempted on my life several times. It doesn't work for some reason, the shooter always do. It's crazy. Many, man, I hate it?

How many I saw that, dude? Because I love fifty cent? I hate thing Donald Trump thinking we's sex upon me. They make butt threads on me, my buddy, my buddy open on. That fifty thing was crazy. Yeah, I'm supposed he's still fifty cent in this economy. Yeah, he's probably like at least four or five dollars. Now, yeah, I'm five dollars. It's me. Five dollars comes back as five dollars math or I'm five hundred cents. I'm five hundred cents. Jesus Christ, five

hundred all right, next question, I want to row of. I want to row of guys. I want to be on my knees because I miss those days. I miss fucking all those twinks. I don't parentheses. I don't want to miss a thing. Oh oh yeah, you really got to start the song title? Please? Yeah, like I've already done with it. I'm not going to reread it, so thank you. I appreciate it. I got it now. Maybe next time. Wait, that doesn't even I want to roll. It's no no no no no no no no no.

I want to ro see there's missing. It's missing, it's missing something I don't know. You have to say, like, I do want a row of guys for it to work. I do want to roll guys like I thought this was like, and I don't want to miss a thing. So it starts off with I don't want to close my eyes all right, So there is just I guess it could work, like I do want to roll guys. I want to be on my knees. Yeah, it was just missed. I missed those days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

see. Anyway, I do want to he says, He writes, and he says, I need my rabbit Kingston uh after Sweeney. That's all mahallow mulattos awesome, thank you mano Ope, your rabbit loves a nice life. And the prospers. Don't know how you feel about an animal being named after you. I don't really care that much. Really, Yeah, I think it's weird. People's animals have human names sometimes, right. That's at the same time, it being named that to me is kind of different. You

know. It's like it's he named it after me out of his endearment for me, but like when you go to some place he's molesting it and that's fucked up. That's just it a blessing of fucking rabbit. I don't know, man, the idea of it. It's like, you know, one of my friends has a dog and his name is Tiffany. That's disgusting. His name is Tiffany, And I was like, why would that's not a name for a beast? So a lot of people do or like the my friend's dogs name was Dylan. Yeah, it's way worse. I'm like,

the fuck Dylan is Dylan? Dylan is that it was a little white pison And I was like, this is that dog the white person that the school shooter like Dylan Cumber roof comer Dylan roofs Dylan. It is crazy how many school shooters and it is just walking over with for some reason every time you see that dog in the camera is doing the stride the Columbines everything I hate how much. Look, I hate generalize, but I will. I hate to generalize, but I will. Every Dylan is a school shooter. That

is. It's true. I know one Dylan that he has the urge. He represses it, right, literally literally go throughout history. Look up every single school shooter. You will find that all their first names the name Dylan, I promise you. And if it's and if and if you find information that's contrary, they're lying. They're covering it up there. The Dylan's big. It's big Dalan big. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.

He gets really mad sometimes and he expands, he grows little. So you see like, uh, you know, like hell boy, like you knows his horse start growing and ship like you'll complete and destroy the world, like it's like that. But they start spying at a k or a fucking AR fifteen. They start spotting at AR fifteen. They got it. They got They gotta shave it down. They gotta they gotta shave it back down to make sure that they don't get to the complete the processing. Man, you're

almost gone and almost transformed. Way. He's like, I know, man, I would have killed everybody in that fucking building. Man, uh man, I don't think you're doing another hell Boy. They need to stop. I want them to stop, because without deltal and and uh and Ron perlman that even the second one was kind of ass dude. The second was the best one. Really absolutely so much more? What really, yes, dude, the Golden Army, the Del Toro one. That am I crazy for

liking that one more? You maybe had a nostalgia, I understand, but like it is the second one is just a better movie, really yeah, cinematography wise, riding cost, it's just better and more money. I have that feeling with Half Life. I think like Half Life one is like exceptionally better than two. But I think a lot of people like Half Life two is like that. It's like a physics thing where it's like, whoa,

this is crazy at the time, but fun video game. No. By the time I played too, I had already like played so many other games with impressive physics that like it was just kind of lost on me. Look, it was like a Citizen King was like, oh, it's the first time it is kind of happening. It's like I already saw this. Though. I'll say about that game, I think Tuesday better. So I feel about I think it's reverse like I'm on the I'm on the uh what do

you call I'm on the outs of uh of your your tattoo? Oh my god? Against BioShock you thank you. But it was it got pushed out of my head. I was like, oh, no, help me, help me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm on the outs where I've played all of them multiple times, but I just enjoy I think because of the politics of Infinite, I just enjoy it better. I know it's not a better game. I like one so much more than all the other

ones. I think, I love I love Infinite. I think Infinite's great, but more like it's more fun to play in like a kind of traditional kind of like it's it's just a it's a good shooter. Yeah, and it's like the original Bioshocks, not really as good of a shooter, but it's just kind of a good it's just a better it's a better experience, I think. But I understand that like if it's if it's great. A

lot of people hate Infinite now, but like I don't. Yeah, we've talked about that where it's just like I think those people were kind of nuts, but it but like in the thing where I said, like, I don't think there's anything wrong with the first one, A hell boy, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I just think the just the story.

I just think everything about it, the story, some of the shots, like especially when I think when they're in the streets and they have to kill like the last of those fucking like that green giant plant thing, and it was such a conflicting moment because you're like it's the last one of its kind, but you have to take it down because it's kind of terrorizing the

city. And then when out and then you see like it's fucking blood and it's basically remains in the Yeah, it's like Spider Man starts growing everywhere. It's that is such a fucking beautiful scene. That is like one of the best shots scenes I've seen in a long time where I was like it was one of those things from from a stupid fucking hell boy movie where I'm like

Del Toro and his team know what the fuck they're doing. It's like Shrek and Spider Man where it's like the first movies are really good, like there's literally no problem with them, but like I mean, those sequels are crazy, Like those are crazy, Like Shrek two is crazy. The sequel I saw again recently. It was one of the best sequels ever, and it's like why it's really good. I've been that is interesting. Like x X two actually even X two x two is so fucking really good. The cinematography

is really good, the choreography is really good. To the opening, the opening scene with fucking uh with Bobby with the open open a nwler, and then the other scene after that as Bobby and his family, that ship was so fucking cool, Like well, I was like, that is impressive for what is it two thousand and three? And I thought it was cool, But I was like, why is Nightcrawler hurting people? You had to that bother was like why you had to look you had to from the first movie.

You had to already throw away a lot of other ship so everybody wasn't everybody else. That is the moment where I think people I have I heard people say that, uh that Jay what his name? Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman was a bad Jackman was a huge, huge wait what huge huge ass man, huge jacked man. People said he was a bad Wolverine and I think they didn't people those people haven't really watched the second X Men movie. He was amazing. It was just not a good physical fit for the That

was the glaring issue. That was a glaring issue, Like I had all my I had Wolverine toys. Even Ralph was like, uh, Peter Parker, No, it's not that agreed, just shut the fun up. But look to be fair when the flower it's how that because you have a tall fucking jack guy, he's supposed to be a small he's barely even jacked. That's the thing. He's just a good ship. And in that one one,

in two he's and he was, and three he was musk. He started getting us and then by the time like freaking what you call it, wolverinehold hit He looked like tread imagine he was crazy. And the one when he went back in time, which was which was his biggest, I was like, why is he looking the past was the biggest by far. That's why they had that when he first went back and yeah, and he had the bone claws, and I was like, he was he was naked when

he went first went back in time because they want to show off. What do you saying? WHOA? I'm just imagining very vividly like Ethan Ralph crying over Uncle Ben. I just and decide to eat him. Would be like, good fuck you, uncle Ben. Like a bad leptar can die, Uncle Brazil wherever it is molested, get my ass, fucking I don't know, man, I think he was good because I think so many people are bad, Like, dude, this one thing that bothers me. All people

don't get mad about this. The fact that to Maguire's eyes are blue makes me so angry? Does it because Peter Parker's eyes are not blue? It doesn't bother me anything. I don't think notice people's I color really at all,

unless unless they're piercingly blue. The thing is that the thing is that that is a that's a trade of Peter's that is like expressed, and I think it's that recomment is why I know that he's supposed to be super average in every way that he can be, that there's time when his mask comes off. People like, that's a dude, that's a man, you know, And blue eyes are kind of a defining feature like blue eyes for me,

I don't know. I guess not well, I mean, I think I guess they are to miss unless they're like again, like piercing, like you're a devil. Yeah, Like there are some I met somebody recently, one of my friends. No, not even close, dude, I met I saw somebody at a fucking at the bakery. I want to go get this. I don't remember what Patriot is. I just know when I see

it, but I like it. I like to get it. Sometimes it was at the bakery and I was in line and this guy came in and it looked like his eyes were so blue they looked white, like pale. He's like almost blind. It looked almost like like you could see his pupils from far away. I'm just like, blue scare me. They actually make me feel like uncomfortable, like great, like very like the ones that they're so blue. They look like like the white Walker. Yeah, they look

like the color blue, not like just blue eyes. His eyes though, like aren't they're blue? I just are. I just don't really think I've never paid I thought you never looked at his eyes. That's why, because for me, I was like obviously looked at his eyes. I'm like, you never really like, sorry, you might have seen his eyes really probably really lost if I don't. But that's kind of thing is if I don't notice it, I never I never thought about it. I never want to

notice that because I'm a fucking dumb comic person. I was like, that's Peter, you mean no, no, that's not a freaking out. There's also comics that kind of insinuated he's Jewish, and they didn't do that, you know, I mean that's also true. That's also true. Yeah, that's true to me. And I don't like I don't I just think that's so he's Jewish. I don't like that. I don't like that they like. The one thing is that they don't know. They never really insinuate Spider

Man having a culture more than being a New Yorker. But then even at times he's like the most New york character, but then not really at the same time. Okay, come my whole statement. I said nothing about it being Jewish. You're trying to like a mass right now? Is really I think you need to apologize to the AG. I swear to God, I'm not If you don't apologize, they're gonna they're gonna this. Our party would no longer exist. So you better apologize. Yeah, contact right now.

I'm really I'm really, really sorry. Please don't take my wife's job and my job for me. Please. I want to be able succeed in this field. Please don't do that to my job. Don't take get way worse right now. You may get it way worse. I know I'm to please you need to. I'm from New York like you guys. You need to apologize from New York, New York. I love your bagels, that's what. I love your bagels. I love him. I love I love Lari's David. He's really funny. I love Larry's David. I just found there's

a Nathan's Bagels. Have ever been there? Oh? Really, there's one here? Yeah? No, yeah, it's it's wait, nathan'sgels. I've had Nathan's. Not Nathan's dogs, but bagels. I don't like that one. Look at Let me make sure I'm saying the right name. I might I might have sucked it up. I haven't had been had a bagel in years. I might have. Maybe have you ever had I had one when I was in New York? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Think that's the wrong name. It's Noah's New York Bagels. Oh, I haven't

had that yet? Okay, have you had it? I know I want to try it, though, I get know it's usually like when i'm when I'm deciding to each like that, I can you know. I want to try because it looks like the place looks cool. It's like, I'm not really bagel but little expensive. They have like weird hours though, like it is closing soon. It just right. It's a it's a morning food place. That's why. Fuck, I don't you guys had to come with us

a passator. We go to this place called I don't need breakfast, man. It's because, well, first of all, I don't. I don't get up as early as you get up. Well, if if it's my choice, I get up at nine. Yeah, you usually get up early than I do. I usually, like I usually if I'm not working out in the morning, I usually get up at like ten o'clock. Ah, okay, if I'm going to the gym in the morning, I'll get up at like like maybe eight to like wake my brain up before I go in

the gym and behalf dead. I was getting up early because of Jojo, but those days are over, buddy. I love it, dude. I've been trying to do nighttime gym ship. Dude. That ship is so crueling nighttime during the gym at night. I used to like it for a Why used to go at eleven thirty? I used to go to eleven thirty, mainly because it's the gym was empty. That's the best. That's the best

reason to do it. Really. That was that was my hard It's like I'm doing it again tonight, and I'm stressed out about it because I just feel like, by seven, I'm so already like, well, if I have to do if I have to do gym sessions at night, I have to take it like at least an hour nap forty minutes. It goes to be forty minutes to an hour, So I'd say at least forty minutes. What I'm meant, I need to take forty minutes to an hour nap just to even if I wake up a little groggy, I know, within like

the next couple of hours, I'm being juiced up. You would you do a tab of acid this big? You know how much acid that is? Chris? How how big are they on average? Like the like how big is it? Like a regular tab like this big? Like these parameters? Oh and that's a full tab that people usually don't do if they're not fucking fiends. Yeah, I've never I've never done like adelegs before. Just stay away from them. I just don't trust myself. Why, I I think

because George Bush is gonna cut pop out of your shirt. I mean if I look away, if I drive and I'm like, what the what's going on? Bro? I kind of you know, it's so fucked up the thing. We're like, man, George sucks so much fun. This motherfucker. Now you just go back and like, damn, I'll take that He's he was still very bad. I'll take that ship. Bro. It was a terrible president, but and foreign policy wise, yeah, it's pretty pretty terrible. I'm just like, as an individual, I could goofball, go

kill millions of people. Whatever. Yeah, it's like look, go look for oil and and lie about it being The question is do you do Do we think anything would have been different with any other president? I don't know, because I feel like we still would have went over there, and I just feel like they have nothing to do with that ship, really like they could stop it. But then I feel like his head's blown off, you know what I mean? Oh, oil, I thought you said toy.

Isn't that like actually, uh, isn't that like? When you think about historical uh, presidential assassinations or attempts? Most of them if you look at

the paper trail of them or the evidence or whatever. It's because they were doing something that was that went against like the quote unuote the powers that be uh, and that was like, say, if you go back to by one of the most if you think about like James Garfield what he tried to do, if you think about fucking well, go all the way back to Andrew Jackson, and he was an attempt, I think, multiple attempts. And then he has a quote saying like he defeated the you know, the

the central banking systems. He defeated the banks. But like the whole thing, and I hate like there was a bunch of crazy people that tie like, you know, the juice of the banks and I'm like, no, shut the fuck up. Just it's just actually just crazy. That's that's a wid The crazy thing about all this is that like if you look back at the history of every single presidential assassination ever in the history of presidential yeah, I'm not kidding, Okay, all of them by accident. It's really it's

like like they like someone slipped on a banana. They just thought it was somebody else. Oswalt's like, die bitch, and oh that's Lincoln. Yeah, Oswald, Lee Harvey Oswald shot Lincoln. Yeah he did too. He was there. He was also there. They're the same person. Actually he shot Lincoln, but it was also him. And he was like what hell? It was like's agent? He's like, he's like, what is he?

How old are we? Like? I wish I knew their agent, John Wilkes in the booth because I know it's not it's not a ridiculous. Well yeah it is is. He's got over like one hundred quite a bit. So Lincoln died in six I'm thinking eighty eight, but I can be wrong. Eighteen eighty eight. I think eighty eight, but I no fucking clue. Actually Lincoln got shot and it was a coma for one hundred years.

You did from the beginning, like Mike freaking but I did, freaking what's his name, Luther King. He was in a coma for fucking like two decades, no, two decades, five decades. And he came back and he was like, you are all a bunch of right right right? When when he when he got up and started talking about BT and all that ship, Yeah, that was funny. That ship hit me hard when I was little I was like, I was like, I was like, yeah, you're spending facts. I'm not. I'm not gonna lie. I kind

of I don't like what he's saying. But at the same time, it's he's not wrong. Oh some vac the battle rode in. I was eighteen eighty five. I was closer than not thought. Man. Wait, so he died like right after the Civil War? Wait? Literally right up? So yeah, that's kind of yeah. You see, the Civil War happened, and he had like he was actually like probably terrified. Wait wait what do you say eighty five? Oh wait? So wait, wait, no,

there was still plenty of time. There's still plenty of time before after the Civil War. Yeah, it wasn't a war. I think it was in the sixties. I think it in the sixties, right, civil war. I thought the massive emancipation procle mixed from the eighteen sixty five. No, I'm wrong, the war, the war of eighteen twelve and in eighteen sixty five. So I'm sorry, I'm sorry, You're right. Somebody come out and he says, what is the most horrendous fucking fit you have witnessed

in public? So bad you still remember it? Some dude came to work in his with his clothes all raggedy, with non fitting stained clothes and cat ears. He smelled like pickled. The jizz so knowing knowing what that's those stains were offended me. Pickled, dude, why do you know what that smells like, sir. I'll trying. I'll be trying on the Furries team, man, I'll be trying to be on their team, bro, And it's like pick wait, wait, wait guys, I want to be on

your team. Man, I'm trying to help, brother. Pickle giz is the grossest thing I can think of. Pickle brother. Just imagine coming in a jar and then putting vinegar in it, letting that ship marinade like it's so gross. I feel like it would move, it would, you would see you would see a hand touch of sween a handprint inside the glass. That's fucking scale. No, dude, no, thank you, sir. Out of this. I saw a grown man wearing Daisy Dukes one time with

his wife and kids. That's cool, And I was like, what's a good gang? Yeah? It was like good job to me. It's as the anime stuff. It's like whenever somebody has like not anime stuff explicitly, but like the somebody I saw somebody wearing like a like hen tie pants or whatever, like pants with like they're getting way fun. That's kind You're getting really comfortable cars, and Ship I lose. It's get sports cars and putting hand tie on them. Dude. It specsed me off. First of all,

I'm like, why are you driving a sports car? You're not cool? Stop I have sports cars. The civilian life is always the weirdest ship to me. Yeah, because they don't they don't actually do anything with It's like, what are you doing with that there? With the trucks, they don't use them for tauling anymore. Yeah. I don't normally subscribe to the whole like, oh, you're compensating for something thing, because I just think people just like random things and it's not really that. But I don't know.

There's something about like specifically sports cars and street racing where like you gotta clitter. It's basically car racing is insane. Racing is so fucking wild. I just think these people are dumber than SHIP. I think it's so dangerous.

It's like, what are you exactly? There's a street in off of in host sorry in a rolling rolling rolling heights that I forget what the street is called, but it is a fucking famous so many people have died there, you know, you know what the thing in Locker Soonna White Crest right Locker Sona, the going towards like the big viewing area you can see all

of l A. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, I know. Someone had almost fell off of that, like almost joking off of that, and I was like, uh, one of my one of my friends from work, he almost like they were racing and he almost like his car flipped off. Luckily it like stopped because he could have just like fell down from the mountain like downtown people. People who drive responsible really infuriate me. I think racing

is such a thing. I think racing is like, look, dude, yeah, use drugs, get your throats somewhere else, Like, don't do that. Doing that also puts other people in danger. That's that's my one to ask, man. You know, yeah, like I'm a king of doing dumb shit. I've set fires before, you know, you've even dangered some people. But like I'm not well, I'm probably worse even dangerous wile, but luckily nothing happened. Yeah, luckily something's ever they've never come back

and be like this happened to me, so I can plea ignorance. Yeah, I've never I've just had fireball. I heard screams. Man, I heard screams, and I was like no, and I walked away. I saw that I would scream too, So I get it. Yeah, landing right ins oude of a character with the baby just in gulfs immediately maybe explode, maybe had for some reason, I don't know why. If I saw a fireball fly out of a out of a window in the Bronx, I

would moan with intense pleasure. I think I think I would come. That would start you down a really dangerous bad the ship you'd be watching out getting. Yeah, you already you already done a dangerous path and that didn't happen. If that did happen, that would have been crazy. I'll tell you if this podcast would be very different. It'd be way funnier. It'd be way funnier, but also like no sponsor, it'd be on the dark web. Did you see this? Did you did you see that? Did you

see that mult of lightning go straight through that way? That could just hit that poor boy? Trying to sleep. A couple of couple a couple of comments before we'll wrap it up. Let's do it, keep it shorter. Yeah, we're gonna keep it short. Uh mortal, mortal cumfat Rod And he says, I was listening to the last episode, but to any of his Cancer Cook Is Cooked Cancer edition while I was eating lunch and the Yagerobi impression made me choke on my food for an actual minute. It was good.

It was good. That was I don't know where I got. I don't know it again. You just it was one of those things where you can't it's not gonna be It was very good. When you just do it perfectly and you nail it, it's like, yep, can't be replicated. That's I think when you do this that you give up part of your life. That was like the fucking yeah, oh my god, you did something else, my tyson thing. Yeah, you did it impression the way too well, and then it's gone. I literally couldn't do it again. Like

you think about it and it just doesn't work. It's a conscious mind, dude. We're limited. We're limited. We're limiting ourselves. Open our mind. Yeah, I want to unlock my unconscious mind screen and be a proficient racist. I'd be like such a proficient on my pussy called me Jada pink punt slit rod in. That's a bar. That's pretty good. It's a Barm's new album, the new album I'm so bad. I think it's bad. You really think it's It's fine. It's definitely better than a lot of

the stuff that he's put out. Like, I think it's like a solid like six or something. I think it's better than what he's done, but I think it's very cringe at the same time. This is this old music. I think my what I thought the album was going to be was exactly what it turned out to be. He's gonna be like, why do you want this? I don't get it. I fact I like that He's like, I'm not this really anymore. I'm kind of a grown man. But if you want this, hey make fun of me. Here's what I don't

like about it. Here's what I don't like about it. There's too many there's too many jokes at the expense of the same people over and over again. That's really kind of gets on my nerves about it. I think it sounds pretty decent, there's like I think, like five tracks that I really don't like, and then the rest of it's like, Okay, I like some of this, but like it's just like all right, Katelyn Jenner is

Kaitlyn Jenner. That is like, Okay, I get it like this, There's gotta be somebody else, you know, there's gotta be somebody else that you can you could pick on that. Christopher Reeve's dance song was fucking crazy. Was one of the most disrespectful things I've I've heard in a long time in a fun way. But liked features. Man, do features do a little? Wayne does do features? You shaid it that a long time new features like him and like HOWMU side with him and Logic is a good song

and eminem is a great part of it. And I think that's what he should do. Man, I think you make You don't have to make albums forever, you know, yeah, you don't have to know he needs to do that because he could just go, he could just produce. I think he feels like you himself, I still to prove himself. And I'm like, dude, you've already you've already like look, you've you've made more bad

than good. Just stop stop doing that. He should have stopped with rap God, because that actually got him a lot of a lot of people were excited about that, just that one like line seeming on a human like you know, like that. I don't like it, but I'm saying people received it positively. Stop they just just let people like for somebody say some watch

on a song and then just keep saying the f stot. The thing about it is like the first time, it's the first time in a long time that I've listened to him an album and I've heard songs that actually sound like songs, you know what I mean, where it's like, oh, this is a song instead of just like a be where he's like flexing how well he can, like and it's like I appreciate the technical skill of it. But like his last several albums have had no songs on them. Yeah,

it's just him rapping, Like I don't value that really. I think that's my problem is very quickly in my life turned to somebody that he went from someone that said a lot of ship in a very articular way to someone that said nothing. Very fast. Yeah he says nothing. He says his considering the fact that what he used to be. He was always saying something,

even if it was extraordinarily derogatory. He was saying some like serious. I think that's kind of like historical rewriting a little bit, because a lot of his early stuff that's popular isn't really saying much of anything either. I disagree. What the fuck is my name is? Huh? That's what he's saying. That's him talking about him being himself and in a rap that's literally every that's literally most of his That's what That's what the problem is now, is

that that's all he's talking about. No. I feel like before it's just like, I'm mean, it's like cool, I think slim shadiest, I'm the realist lady, and another nigga's like it's just like they're just they're just generally like like I thought fuel was good with Ja Day, I thought that was a fucking Jens jenis great. That's why it's always everything he's water is good. Yeah, he needs to making more music too. It's crazy he stopped making music for a while. It's really insane, really he stopped.

He hasn't made music in a long time. The first time he showed up in a while. But the thing, yeah, but the thing is that like over COVID and like like the Year's the Freeest Rider of COVID and over COVID, that whole group was making music all the time, Like Dreamville was making music constantly, and it was like, you guys are probably tired. It's like like bad Bunny, Bad Bunny made music for like three years straight and it's like, take a break, bro, that guy has more money

than he like, he's fine. He made so much money over twenty twenty, twenty one and twenty two was crazy. That that that he gets single handedly make Puerto Rico way way better placed the Latin community is the that's that is. I wish I knew how to career over he did. Nothing happen over here. I listened to I listened to his album that he dropped and like, you know, his English English like a long time ago, and

I remember there was like two songs. I'm like a couple of these songs are kind of all right, and I remember I I'll never forget this. My brother is a fucking nerd, you know, and he's not like crazy about music, but he always listens. And I played him. I tried to be like me, I want you to listen to this and tell me what you think, and he was like, this is fucking dog shit. I was like, oh, I just I'm sorry, Drake. I tried.

I tried to give Drake like, you know, to see if anybody could objectively listen to it and think maybe it was like when he was actually first starting his career, and people just didn't like it, even my brother. That's not even like the biggest music critic, which is like this is dog shit. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, music is powerful. Huh. The line of makes is powerful because it's music is such a huge cultural thing that they listen to. They'll listen to forever and constantly all

the thing. It just makes me mad that so much of it is so like I was like, I can give you this music. If I could speak Spanish, I would probably get a billion streams. Lyricism doesn't matter over that. It's really just about how the words sound like that. I can't fucking believe how big despacy they got. Yeah, that song, Like, I've heard some good songs in that fucking genre of music, and I'm like, it's not about like, dude, like some of those some of the

most popular songs that I remember. You know what that word means. I just assumed it was desperate. I don't know what it means. It means slowly, that's all it means. I never looked it up. I just thought it was like, that song is so fucking bad. It's crazy, dog like it really is. It's so bad. It's crazy. Like understanding even halfwards in that song is like, this song is so fucking bod lyrically, yeah, literally, I think it's a pretty melody melody. It's actually

very good. Actually, you know that's what's that one song? Is it? I think it was Enrique Iglasias uh and later in his career, I might say the wrong name. I think it's by Lando No, like that guy. I don't know who that guy that's singing that hook, but I'm

like, that's a fucking catchy hook and it sounds good. I'm like versus like desk besied, like you're saying like, yeah, yeah, I just remember like that were just like if you listen to the lyrics of a lot of those songs, like in Spanish, house is literally like it's like okay, cool, right is cow It means it's literally just the cow, the cow, the cow, Let's go. And it's like, what the that's all this is a staple song in households. There was a there was a

Latin Latin I think it was. I think it's Latino music. Bro as a dude, I grew up listening to it all the time. I have danced by chat up with my Grandma's allowed to be on fucking like a billion times. I was like Sunday morning, she'd be cooking. I'd walk into my grandma, I'm really hungry, Please stop fucking dancing and feed me. And then she would force me to dance with her and I'd be like, that's cool. Now I'm tired and hungry and still having it, and she's

like, I'll feed you in a little bit. I think it is. I think because well, I mean, it's it's more about the sonic, like the sound it's and I think because Spanish, I mean respectfully, everything rhymes, so it's not really really it's like I mean it really kind of like everything really genuinely does rhyme with everything else, and so like there's kind of no real there's no real skill in expressing anything in Spanish music. I think it exists. I think it exists, but obviously it's it's not as

strict as English. Probably English. English English as a language is more sonically diverse than Spanish is, and because of that, lyricism is a lot more impressive to engage in, and a lot more. Uh it just hits a little bit more. But there is really good. I think I would say even Bad Bunny has made really good Spanish music. But the problem is that, yeah, that's not gonna be everybody heard him here. I like one of his most popular songs. It just can't. It's not coming to with

like, uh ship, it's give me, give me a melody. It's not this funny. The music video is in my head more than a melody right now. It's like I think it's in like a darker room. That's like it almost looks fuck. The name is like Dell, I fuck, I can't remember. Hold on, let me if I go to Bad Bunnies thing, I'm pretty sure I can pull it up right. We gotta let's let's uh yeah do it. I'm just gonna let's get get ourselves out of here. We got We're gonna read our what do you call that's gonna US

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had that in high school. Oh, he didn't make his Yeah, he was such hilariously so one of his students, one of his peers, was interviewed and he's like, he didn't even make his rifle team. He was so he said the words hilariously like bad, Like he was so bad that in the first day he left because there was no shot he was going to make the team because he was that bad of a shot. So then it's funny that it turned out this way because of how shitty he was at shooting.

He probably never learned how to shoot properly. Probably never, like he just never learned. That is so funny. That is really funny. He was the guy to do it, and he was like one of the only people that would have missed because that was like the standard of just the minimum you have to know how to shoot. The video. Did you see the video of him saying that he had a ten inch penis? I did. He was like, I'm this, I'm six ft ten or something, six

foot four and I have his ten inch penis. We can verify this now. Yeah. Oh, and the conspiracies went wild. Dude. He was in one of those uh blackrock ads that's crazy. Yeah was actually Yeah. So there was like a YouTube there's a black rock advertisement and so people are like and they're like, hey, it is him. It's that fucking goofy ass kid that looks fucking weird or good man, I wish poor kid, Yeah, dude, because clearly no one does that if the sound he was

Yeah, he was relentlessly bully. Yeah, he was relateless know, he was relentlessly bullied. And people are like, well, okay, well I guess well that shit that should do that should happens. Man, I was bullied for a little while, and so I I was younger, and I fucking yeah, what it turns it into is not good because it makes you like for me, it made me aggressive. Yeah, And that's where the bullying in the in those areas, in those bum fuck areas, that's where

the bullying is relentless. Because growing up in where I grew up, there was bullying, but not in the type of Midwestern type of bud You get bully to the point you're isolated. You know that shit is raising. It didn't happen where we were not the same way you'll get bullied. You would get picked on, you wouldn't get bullied. Yeah, there's a different I got picked on right, and then I punched a kid in his face and

I broke his nose and I stopped it. I never heard that. I never got like shoved into like a wen shoved and he didn't see that ship or just like this this Every time you try to interact with somebody, they completely degrade and demoralize, you know, is I told I told this story on the podcast, like a long time ago. There was a kid who would like constantly physically accost me on the bus, Like you wouldn't beat me

up or anything. He would just like push me and like there was one point where you like grab my head and hit it against like the what is it the window? No, not the window, the uh the just the chairs or not the chairs, the seats on the fucking school buses, like the padded seats. It wasn't even like forceful in a way that would like hurt. It was just like annoying. It was like just a complete nuisance. Yeah. I put up with it for like a good like eight months.

It was like, all right, I'm just you know, trying not to fight here. Also, the way they deal with bullying in school is fuck horrible. Then the last like the last day of school, the last week of school, like he did it again and I was just like all right, and I turned around and I hit him in the face into the window. The kid slipped him around. Yeah, but he's a kid too. Make it much better though, if he was like if he was the Bucks driver, would have been weird, been weird. I got your back,

Cris. You know what's crazy about that? Now that I think about it. Yeah, I haven't thought about this in a while. As deeply, but like it is kind of crazy because that experience was such an animal kingdom moment because he he would pick on me. He was like way taller than me. And then we were getting off the bus, I turned around, decked him in the head. His head smashed against the window, started bleeding and crying, and then I walked out, went to the first period,

and then we had summer vacation. It was like three days before the last day school. They didn't suspend me or anything. It was like this, nope, look whatever, just don't do that again. And then the next year he tried to like be my friend. M yeah, that's like actually they reflected like he was like nice to me. All of a sudden, he was like, hey, you want to get lunch. I was like, what are you fucking insane? Yeah? You you you earned you

become his friend. No, I completely ignore it. Then he vanished like three He actually didn't come back to literally, he actually didn't come back to school like three weeks into the year. I think that's some weird thing, like I just never saw him again. Yeah, I mean maybe maybe he drove to school from then on, but like it was that was the weirdest thing because I was like, now that I think about it, it's like that is straight up animals ship. That's how you do become friends. Somebody

got a bully's respect. Man, Oh no, you gotta you gotta, you gotta fight, you gotta, dude, I don't think you. Violence is not the answer when it could be truly avoided. But I've seen it way too often where kids literally sometimes got to stand up well sometimes because what what a bully's bullys pick on week people who they perceive is weak. So then if you if you are not perceived as weak, you have earned the respect and they'll leave you alone. Granted, most of the time bullies get

fucked up by other people because that should happened. It's very often too one kid that thinks that are big ship bully they come to because I went went I went to school is kind of near the ghetto ish area, and like there was these kids that were air quotes bullies and then one of the kids that was a drug dealer in our school beat the fuck out of that bully and I was like, damn, you did that to yourself. Yeah, you just didn't. You just didn't have to be that way. And it

caught you slip it and he fucked you up. Dude. He was mad nice, he was like he's a good man, don't worry about I was like, that kid got beat up really bad. And we literally like all stood by the gym doors so that he just couldn't get in. So they were like trying to get every were just like we're looking back at them, like ling the door. That's really crazy. You guys were blocking. Oh hell yeah, dude, they're gonna fight, get your get your licks in,

you know, don't. That's why I think every child should be put into uh like learn how to defend themselves. You a little bit, yeah, you know how to defend yourself because it is really important to be able to fight bad because something if you if you're nice, if you're nicely, gonna get picked on. Dude, I'm sorry. Teacher that they had the like weapon class or whatever, and she like let the kids swing around a real katana. Do you remember that. No, that happened recently. This

was like a few months ago, dude. It's so funny though, thinking about like when we were kids, because I remember hearing older people talk about like, oh, yeah, when we were kids, our parents just let us do fucking whatever. And I remember being like, oh, yeah, we we had we were a little bit more structured. And then I think about the fact that me, Jalen, Paul and Joe made a video where

we were swinging real swords at each other. Someone slipped on a sword like like like with no pre like, we were improvising sword fights with real swords in the backyard, and our parents were like, swords, they were real. They would have killed you for sure, or at least damaged you severely. They like they were duller like. They weren't like prime sharpened swords or anything, but they weren't fucking like blunt like. It's it's kind of a

one time. And that shit changed my mind about we were improvising sword fights in the backyard. Andre and the adults were like, oh, look at them, they're making movies come cute. It is kind of crazy if I think about it, like really like that, I was like, that's wild. What's this? This is the article so New Mexico teacher had students duel with swords and class lean a serious injury of teen girl. Teen girl and then sixteen suffered a large, deep laceration across her right hand and wrists and

her family. She actually lost the lig like a ligamit got severed. So like in school, what the fuck classes that? I don't know. I don't know what school. It's a battle class whole mech or something whatever. Now, did you guys that finished making you take your katanas out and please commence battle? Do you guys spend two hundred dollars on a katana like I asked you to? Do you remember that? In school? Like they asked buy this thing and I'm like, no, you buy it? I just

that is I don't know, like how does stuff? That's why I say this is we are in SIMS because that that should only happen in simms. What teacher is like, hey, here are razor sharp katanas? Fight in class? Like It's like people don't understand how fucking sharp swords are like real swords. We got we got to move forward the four inches. It's gonna in you. It's crazy Blear White canonically banging Alex Jones. I one thousand percent believe that happened. Yeah, I think I think it's crazy. I

found that she blocked me, she blocked you. Yeah, I don't know. I've never said anything about I mean I've thought things about her, yeah, but like I've never said anything, you know, interesting, check if I'm because I only even know that I'm blocked by said you were following her.

It says, oh, so she hasn't blocked, so she hasn't blocked you anything, but like never trending she said some bullshit yeah, And I was like, I want like and I like going to I like going to those accounts to read their replies because it's like, really, I don't know something. Yeah, I think it makes me feel about it makes me feel incredible smart, and it's like it's a really nice boost. And so I went to read it, but it said this user is blocked. Dude.

I was like, what the fuck weird? I wonder what's so weird? Yeah, I haven't I think that was like specific. I don't think so either, But you guys, you're just like, oh, you're you're so. I wonder if it was my L three joke. Oh you think might have been recently. I don't know, because I feel like I've clicked on

her profile like somewhat recently in the last year. Later, dude, dude, project forty seven, I'm sorry, that's put five Agenda forty seven, Hey forty seven or had uh Agenda forty seven is going to on the first day make transgender people. Not it's gonna make them legal, like like legitimately that like say, that's a problem. But that's the thing where it's like you, why would you support this guy? You should know what it is. No, here's the thing, here's the here's the thing. Here's the

thing. Here's something I know. And this is speculative, but it's It's interesting is that I have not on this podcast or anywhere on stream, even on Twitter. I don't think. I don't think I've said a negative thing about Blair White really at all. I've been pretty respect because I used to know her. It's like I disagree with her a lot, sure, but

whatever, you know what I mean. The only thing that I can imagine that I have said is that I remember getting contacted a long long time ago by I don't know if it was like a conservative think tank or whatever, through like email to do or keep doing what I was doing, you know, in quotes in exchange for a large sum of money. And I did

not do that, and I made like a TikTok. I think like a year ago where I kind of joked about it, how like, yeah, there's probably a lot of people who took that money, you know, and then suddenly I'm blocked by one of the people who I mean, it's quite frankly, just a little too passionate about this for it not to be monetarily, Like, I don't know, dude, I didn't I've never said anything, but I find that timing like mega suspicious. Is why would you not

be blocked when we're on the same show. You're way more like yeah, like, look, I think she got wind of it, and I think it's very true if I didn't take the money, I wouldn't have been offended by it. So I don't know something like that like it because it is

like weird. We've also Blair and I we've collabbed a couple of times, like actually on my channel we do like twitter trash things, and so maybe there's still like because I imagine she must know by now that like we are completely on opposite ends of everything, right, like say, like say, we couldn't collab anymore because I would just it would really just be oh wow, asking questions because we've talked even behind the scenes of she told me,

and she said this publicly, so I'm not it's not any insider information. She at the time told me, oh, I've learned X, Y and Z is fake, crowds fake, all these people are fucking fake. Oh yeah, she said that publicly now, and so like I was like, oh, wow, she gets it. I didn't expect her to just go yeah. I didn't expect that. Look, I don't know if she like actually is one of the people who took that money. I just I just think it's weird that I would be blocked no reason, especially who's not said

anything. It's curious, not that I care whatever, we've not spoken ever, it's ages, you know, a big deal, But I just yeah, I just personally, whenever I regardless of her politics, whenever we've hung out, it's been she's been nothing but cool. That's the thing. Yeah, yeah, what laughing. I wonder why. I wonder why. I wonder why I want to hang out this person. We have a conversation and we agree on everything, but on the social media. Yeah, I'm not

going to tell you. I mean, you can't make it react my phone, Yeah, my phone, you grab it an answer. He's not here, right, now shut up. That's such a crazy But we were talking about the character that let's say hypothetically, you're chilling with your friends or whatever, you got like, yeah, it's next to you, it rings,

and then you just how much of the offset your day. That would freak me out a little bit because I'm like, why then that's such a that's such an aggressive way to intrude on my usiness text what do you do? I do like your mom. I love the idea of answering phone casually. That is so distressing. I wanted stone face. I've wanted to be in that position, but I haven't found like, I've just not been around it. I've been waiting for that moment. I want to do it because I

just I just really want to see what the reaction is. I'm too physically imposing to do stuff like that, because then then that would start. I would that swipped the switch, you know, Like I've suppressed myself because I think I'm actually a bad person. Genuinely, yes you are, but I tricked myself into thinking I'm a good person. So when I start doing bad things, yeah, oh I like this, this is who I've always been.

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