#242: Drake Is Officially Dead

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hell is there? You got too late? Like some I got hurt. It's fine, don't worry about me. That's a weird hurt man. You woke up with scars and everybody you don't know how you got them? Actually actually yes, yes, actually scars so scar. I think I scratched my back really hard when I sleep. Where to God, I've taken pictures and there's claw. You got a ghost in your house? What you sleep through? Notice it's sucking you up. You're tired, it's just fucking digging.

Give a cat or something. No, I don't don't. The size of the scratches definitely can't be a cat. Like lion. I like the implication that he wouldn't know if he had a cat. You have a cat? Yeah, Like I wouldn't have put it. That wouldn't have been your first cat. Did you imagine, Oh I have a cat? Were the ship's coming from my mouth? I don't know what a hole. I woke it up with scratches, but like not like like like that's crazy. I woke

it up with like come all over my bed. And it wasn't me, definitely, and it wasn't you, And it definitely wasn't you, like say like it wasn't that the com stain wasn't anywhere near your your genitals. It was just like independent. It was like the whole other side of the bed was came on and I was just like, who came on? Exactly sixty five percent of my bed? Exactly your percentage? He's mad and he's doing mad. It just like trying to figure it out. He came on this

much of my sleeping place. Like the idea of you being okay with a certain percentage, Yeah, like fourteen percent is like whatever. Fourteen percent is a lot a lot. It's a lot, it's not it's a lot of your bed. But it's just a lot of your bed to be covered in calm. But you could, you could absolutely avoid that much of your bed. You can, but you gonna be like you're like, oh you like

later on you're be like, oh, there's come right there. I five percent, and you're gonna touch some of that coum you're touching no matter where it is. If they smart something, it isn't like one percent too much for somebody else's come to be on your bed. No, I'm going like five five five, where I'm like, why the fuck did this much?

Come on? My fuck? You're very generous and it actually makes me question, like all of your sexual deviancy and like what you get up to to be okay with five percent of somebody else is coming to be of the order. Some people just shoot a little early, and you gotta dodge if you don't. If you don't dodge a cum shot, it's your fault. That's a wild statement. If you're in a place where come may come at you and you don't dodge it, that's your fault. I guess that's a different

distinction. I guess, yeah, that's how you made it sound like if you're on the street and you just get came on while you're listening to music. It's your fault if you can see the shot being loaded right and shot and you don't dive out of the way. We gotta get out the way. You can still overreact. That's just not understanding the telegraphing kind of thing.

Like someone's like someone's looking at you to have that weird like in their hands moving they're coming at you, you know, like the like the fucking the dead eyes. You gotta get out either that you gotta get them verse that's crazy to one of his eyes being blind and with not I was a piece of guy that would use the dead eye during like the fucking simple mission. We have to shoot the birds, but you could easily shoot the birds

regularly. But I'm like, not fu this. I want to definitely win, not with dead eye the birds and be like what the fu, dude. It's so satisfying because the sounds, with the sounds of the it's just they sound so much more like it's it's mega satisfying, right, So like I have to do it as much as humanly possible. It's never my ship never has a chance to like really charge because like I just want to use it immediately up though, but end of the game probably had like mad like

right high that eye level. I didn't use it that much in like other than big fights, like every big shoot out using that. Other than that, I'm just like, nah, I'm just sitting my in the back of regular shot. Then I would kind of forget about it sometimes, and I forget about them the big ones, actually yeah, because I'm too busy, kind of like being a stupid cowboy. Like You're like, I'm not, I'm not stationary, so you're like and then I'm running because you're sprinting at

like mock ten and becoming salmons in the middle. But those people, a lot of them too, especially the cops. The cops and the and and a lot of the gangs they sprint too. And I'm like, what do you why are you I'm playing stupid? You know what I mean? Why are you not listen staying don't fucking get all brave? And I'm like, dude, wait, wait, it's happening. Against happen. We have to we should probably put a moratorium on it on some level. Can we can

we go a single episode without talking read it as it possible. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it's possible. I think we just need to get out of our system. Look thinking, I think maybe it's like it. Maybe it might be as hard as him trying not to say the in word. I remember, remember that, Remember how fast you failed, Remember how I did the new your solution and I failed a few minutes later. Yeah, exactly a few minutes later another that it is

like my bad, guys, exactly, I've fucked up again. But I had the same resolution I failed immediately to that crazy. You were mild inconvenience. Yeah, I watched the video of somebody else rubbing their toe. You were that crazy. I'm an mpath. Sure make it listen. No more read that, no read this episode. Is that it's done. Next episode, none of it. We won't talk about it at all. I'll make a special exception for uh no, no, none of that's allowed. Very

little. But we can't get intro that episode with the clip again. But no morror, no more saying it. I'll stand by it just to make people mad as fu. Yeah, I thought about that. I was like, I gotta put this in again. Another call open, just because just because there's a handful of people talking ship. I'm like, how dare you? That's such a petty existence. I feel I've seen more comments of people saying, don't listen, don't listen. I've seen more people s ain't don't

listen to them, all right, listen. There's there's a lot of there's a lot of actual stuff to talk There's a lot of stuff to actually talk about. There's obviously Juneteenth, which happened, and there was a big concert I think it was it on the day it was one. Uh somebody told me was is it was it? Whose concert? Was it? It was Kendrick streamed a concert. Can stream the concert Amazon? Right, it was on Amazon and he had a set and it I don't even know how to

you, how would you describe that set? The greatest collaboration of hate and music history towards one person. Yeah, entertainment history. Because there were a bunch of non musicians up there. It was a celebration of of just Drake's wackedness, and it was it was like they came together. It's one of it's one of the it's it's one of the things where it actually no joke made me feel a little bit bad. D I didn't feel a little bad.

I was like, because what happens is this, right if he's imagine getting called a pedophile when you're just not, like he may very well be. He may he's see that's the that's the thing that I'm like, it hasn't been proven, but like, what if you're not, Like, what if you're if you're not actually not, he just said that, and then it's like everybody in the universe him actually you know, texting Millie, Bobby Brown and all that ship was just him genuinely like he it's it was like

a was actually a nice guy. Understand he grew up stupid in that in Canada. Yeah, everybody's just like super happy, just like, oh there's no problem with this, yeah, and he's just genuine It was just it was genuinely just a misunderstanding. Genuinely he was being nice to a famous fan. Yeah, he doesn't turns into that. You know. What made me think about that actually recently was because Kai was a Ka Senate Kai Sinnant. I can't don't know what the senate like his last name. It makes no

sense that it's a weird ass last name. He's always he's bothered me ever since he started that fucking riot in Manhattan that we've just pretended to forget, We've just ps four thing. He was giving out free fucking consoles to people in the streets of Manhattan's like okay, yeah, great, yeah, that's really you could Well he's young and dumb, that's all there's. You're a young dumb man. He's from New York. But he's like, you're dumb.

You're dumb, because right you can't. Kase El ring Stream was great, like it's not about like everything he's ever done al ready, but that like that bothered me a lot, so like I just never cared to catch up on his stuff. But he I think I think it was him, But it was like some he was at like a birthday party for like Willow Smith or something, and he like made it just like oh he's hanging out with Willow Smith and everybody's like, oh my god, what the fuck is

that weird? And I was thinking, like, it is it possible that that is just like the gift you know, where it's like, hey, come spend time with this, you know what I mean. It's more like a like you you I owe you for some reason. It's I don't think he just linked up with Willow Smith for no reason. What happens is this, right? They just you you're famous. When your famous, your interactions

are a bit different. Cause think of it like this. You can be a famous grown man and your your your co host as a child, you know, so you're just around the child a lot. You know. You may you may grab lunch with them because you're working with them so often you have, they get closer stuff like that. But that's the nature of being famous, you know. Like obviously Joekeshi and mcaulay culk and getting ice cream

Sundays happened at home. I don't know, probably, I mean it may have the world, you know, like you're a rich young person, like think of it like you probably you guys might remember to well, but Zoe Kravitz, she was at ship. She's not a fucking been in which he was younger. I'm sure there's a kid from from Stranger Things who was like drunk as fucking at eighteen at like some party, and know he was. He got upset because no one would take shots with him. And it's like,

I mean, dude, you're a fucking eighteen You can't drink. Yeah, please get really funny because it's there was a video of you know the kid that plays dustin the Little Adorable One. Yeah, oh yeah, where he was getting like sexually harassed by like a forty year old woman. Is that the one you're talking about? No, there was there was, That's

real. He's telling you. He was telling a story on like so and it was, dude, did you see any treat Justin Bieber when he was younger, Like, we we hated him so much our age group, we were like, I hate that guy looking at this interviews he was a little

punk dude. It was it was they were real. They did the same thing though I'm freaking Britney too, but it was a girl, so it was more alright, yeah so but yeah we can do that to women's fine, yeah, but just young justin Like there'd be some times it was like why don't just like take off your shirt at the story He's like, I have little girl fans. Yeah. Yeah, those interviews around they were weird. They're like this kid, is this this seventeen year old right now?

This forty year old? Yeah, the forty old women on stage who are like nibbling out his neck at award shows and ship and even like cringe away. It's it's pretty wild. That is that is absurd. I know we've talked about this before them in the last episode we talked about it. We've talked about double snaps all the time. But like, it's still wild to see that ship like still that well, that's what I'm talking about. This

is the crux of my argument the other day. We're just like, dude, it's very it's very real, and women specifically just don't don't care well because there's no line for the Mutually we've been like, oh, they're not predators. That's how we that's how we've because so many of us have been them. That's the thing is like. And it's just like other things that they do too. Men can't, dude, bro, we three cannot get in a king sized bed and sleep together and not be considered gay. But

women can do that. Literally, it would become good probably, I mean it might be. It might say. That's what allows me to say the slurs that I said, that's swayable. We're already sway activated. Literally, like it's like, yo, you alls want to suck digs, Like yeah, we're all bored anyway, and on sleeping. Really we're all bored. But when we first moved in with each other, we had one mattress in the living room and we all slept on part of the mattress when we first

there. But we all like, yeah, like I slept on the corner of my legs and head around the ground, and for me it was just my chest on the mattress and my legs. Crazy dog. Yeah, back to that. It's hilarious. I forgot about that. That is Yeah, that was also gay, yeah, probably, but whatever, it's fine. We moved past it. Yeah, closet, very closet, and you gotta really break down that closet door though I understand it's metal door. In fact,

it's the vault. But that's the nature of things, you know, like young, young, rich people will be at place they shouldn't be. And probably her, me and Drake was like a very could have been could have been very innocent. There's her possibility. The thing about it very likely,

but definitely for her possible, for him, right possible. The thing about it is that it's just like it is very funny to another sketch to imagine that this is like one of the because that was an argument with Michael Jackson, right, there's like always a misunderstood he's just very child like or whatever. Yeah he fed up in the head. Yeah yeah, which I just don't. I think I think very likely it was still on the fence

with that one. For me, I think there was misconduct. I think there was misconducent no matter what, I do not entirely believe with sexual I

haven't. That's where I just haven't made a decision because the information I've received, the information I've received, the the the people that the people that have said no, he never did anything to me, and then later on like Oprah's company that did that documentary leaving never Land aware that she was in charge of all of a sudden, people came out and were like, no, he did do stuff. And I'm like, damn, I don't know what to believe. But look, let's just say for me, it's Razor.

That's just say, Okham's Razor. I totally I understand, I totally understand, yes is right, But I think the hundred percent based on like what we've seen, how the situations have been like, because there's a lot of people that say the contrary entirely, Like there's a want of these people that were there with him that were like, nothing happened, and there's other people that were like this happened. They were like, no, it did not. I was there with you that it happened. So the case gets dropped

and then the case gets reopened. The case gets dropped, and it's like at a certain point he's dead, to leave him alone, Like what do you I don't know what you're going. It's just a state getting getting money from the estate. Yeah, but like look, let's extrap lave that to Drake because with it was he is. I just feel like, can we give Drake a pass in ignorance? We're telling a whatever underage girl, I miss you so much texting her that can that? Ever? Can you can

you be that stupid? Potentially? I think because I can see if I can, I can imagine a potential like brain chemistry where you're like, well, I'm not doing anything wrong, so like why would I care how it comes across if I'm just not guilty, you know what I mean. It's but then it's also like, do you think you'd be this stupid? Say, for example, say a hard day of shooting or whatever. They're working together. Who knows whatever they're doing. Maybe they're I don't fucking care they're

they're they're in the same room. Millie's been complaining about her back or something, and Drake's like, oh, let me take care of I'm just gonna be a good fucking friend. Like would you be, like, no, you should have the fucking where you should know that as a grown adult, you have to understand that the older you get, the more you have to separate yourself from younger. You have to think about it, like you have to separate. You can't. You can't do you know, like my my

nieces and my nephews and they're not even technically legally children anymore. They're all like at least eighteen nineteen years old now, right, But even then, I'm like, if you text me about an important thing a birthday, wish, you need some money, you need a car ride or something like that, and that's it. That's our conversations go. Yeah, you can't be my friend yet you're not an adult to me technically. Yeah, you know that's the nation. This is this is for your family. Yeah, he

is of my nephews. Your family is different. That's kind of I understand that that's actually kind of insane. Understand right, I get, I get what you mean, But what interactions are we gonna have with my fucking twelve year old niece? Like, what are we gonna talk to you? What do you mean like no, no, no, no other other then familial stuff like this conversation we would have. I don't understand what you're I'm not talking about, like going out to clubs with your niece, maybe like the

type of conversations that Millie said that her and Drake were having. Oh he was giving me boy advice and ship, like I can't imagine giving mine. I'm I'm a, i'm a. I can't imagine figure I bet them only that's it. We only talk about parental and familial things. Nothing. Some people talk to their parents about that stuff. That was what I'm saying.

Some people do have that. I can't fathom that personal because my parents are so much older than me that, Like, I can imagine that if my parents were like a lot younger, my friend she became my friend later on

in my life. I don't have relationships like that with my older family at all, Like say, being able to talk about because I know, I'll see moms and daughters having conversations about oh uh, sexual conversations casually and if that's healthy in fact, that it's a healthy thing now at its entire it's entirely forwarn to me, but it is probably it strikes me as it strikes me as something that's like that's probably like the best case scenario, probably better.

Yeah, as they get older, yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah, because me and my grandmother would talk about like life and bullshit eventually in our lives, you know, like we are called and we would have conversations about like what's going on, how is my mental state? Like how she's feeling, and stuff like that. But that was like when I was like twenty one years old. I was already like an already like on my adulting way. Because I feel like you shouldn't. I don't think you

should converse with your parents abut stuff like that. I just feel uncomfortable how I like, just like any anything other than advice or like just information, I feel like it's it's a very I feel like your parents are probably the people that you should probably be most transparent with. Probably I feel in an ideal situation, I feel like transparency is one thing, but that's a different kind of thing to me. It's just awkward, Like I don't want I

don't want to have a company. It seems like word it's awkward. Yeah, But like I also wish it wasn't you know what I mean? Like I would I would like to have that kind of relationship, but I don't. I don't think that's like really possible at this point. It happened. It's as ship sailed. There's too much mom and dad. Yeah, they're too much during the during the pandemic. So I had AH when I was

birth, Like I had like some issues. And one of the issues that I learned way later in my life was I could have lost my right nut. I could have lost it. I could have lost it. They had to do some surgery thing to like correct it, and like I could have it was just in a it was in a crazy situation and like there was like me growing up there they're scarring on my sack that I didn't know what it was. I just didn't. I literally didn't know. And I think

I conjured something up just to like excuse whatever it is. But I learned not that long ago from talking to my mom finally about just because I was talking about like just the options of having kid or whatever or something like that, and then we start talking about you like that, and then she was mentioned the surgery then I had, and I'm like, is that what? That fuck? That was like four years ago, and it was, but it was still weird. I want to talk to my mom about my fucking

nutsack. Dude, it feels so weird. But it was actually very beneficial for me to understand something saying if anybody wouldn't if anybody would have the best advice for you, it would be it would it would be those people like, hey, mom, but I have this problem. My mom would be like, I'm dead, Why are you contacting me? Anyway? We anyway, listen, we bring we bring all of this up specifically to just dead.

We bring all of this up specifically because uh so, look, man, at this Kendrick show, just everybody came on and it was he He performed not like us, like five times. The last three times he wasn't even singing. You know what's crazy? Everyone first seen like people that were talking about the concert before it even happened. I was listening to ninety two point three or five or whatever. It's like this new good hip hop station.

And then the even they were talking about He's like this motherfucker's probably gonna form it at least three times. Everybody was kind of being and then I was I was thinking, that's overkilled. That you just need to do like two times one time and in an encore. That's what I was. That's what my thought. I couldn't have been more. Yeah, Epia, he opened with euphoria, so you knew some function was inbound. Yeah, he opened, and then to be fair, the first two times he didn't do

the whole thing. He went up to like the just before the chorus started the first two times, and then he started again, and then he played it through the next two times and it's just like yo, so and then he The most niagural part of it, to be was that he had Doctor Drake fucking whisper the fucking intro to it, which I was like, that is so cruel, Like I honestly at this point, I'm just impressed. If Drake wakes up, you know, I'd hire somebody to go after Kendrick.

Bro. You gotta you gotta retaliate. You can't because then that's the worst thing. Even let's just say independently, one of Drake's fans does something to Kendrick, Drake's gonna kill Drake. Theyoul kill He's forever. So I would be like, Drake probably can't come back here. Actually genuinely, seriously, yeah, I wouldn't. You can't come back, can you do? Is there anything there was? There was the slopes up there. There were

freaking they were bomped and pirules up there. They were freaking rolling rolling six is up there. I was like, crazy, I'm sure every like I saw every kind of flag up there. I was like, that is crazy. It's so rare when they all come together. This was one of those moments. It was like excision. Yeah. It was like in when everybody comes together the final It was like when people were like pup everybody. But this was a celebration. It wasn't a fight. It was a celebration.

Man. It was like a function. It was the biggest function of all time. I just couldt like. I actually like, at that point I really kind of did feel bad for him. At that point, I was like, because I don't even I don't think there's a single individual who has had this much negative energy energy put towards them, and think, but think about it, not even probably, but the ratio, Like, think about what Hitler has done. He deserves it. What is Drake? We don't

even know if Drake didn't we lied about some ship. We know he lied about ship. You know for sure is that Drake is creepy and lame. He's just corny and that people and everyone hates him and they're singing stadium wide lyrics about him being there. Was Lebron was there. Lebron is one of

Drake's best homie. I think they've had like podcasts together. Possibly, I think, I don't know if Lebron, I don't know if Lebron was singing probably, I don't think he'd probably, but Lebron was absolutely he was gonna miss that ship. He wasn't gonna miss that. Like, dude, if if you live in l A and you're you're going, you're gonna go to that. Even even his wife, everybody his wife he's not good with.

She was up there in the bleacher singing for him in the front frow of the bleachers, and I was like, damn, do you ever think about how good, like how happy? How good it is to not be like that, Yeah, to not be that like, oh, like I woke up this morning, I was just like, oh man, thank god I'm not I'm Alex or thank god I'm not Drake. You know what I mean. It's just like it seems like a terrible existence. That's actually that's a good that is a good observer. What the fuck does that feel like?

I can't even like, what do I feel like? Do you wake up and you know it's like like me when a guy wakes up and like the cold sweat the dude from red and stimpy? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, wake up and you know the world. You could probably feel the world chanting hat You can probably feel that much like that much hatred towards you manifest in a noticeable way outside of you just hearing. You can probably feel like they from my downfall so bad? If you're Drake. Are you watching that concert?

Yeah? Problem? Yeah? I think those are one of those things where I think I would have to skip it to charge me because I'd have to do some evil ship he has. I think he can't go down that run. He can't do anything I think he has. He's not he's not corny in like an mc hammer way he has where like he's like calling up radio stations being like I'm gonna get you with the no non't. He has

to go to the complete opposite route, just be a clown. He has to let people see he has this the way that we saw him when he released his first like album. That's where he needs to go back to that. I would, i would let the hate consume me, and I'd become such a worst version of myself. You should do a song to the circus beat. Actually, basically what was so stupid? I still I think there's still people you gotta do. Is you gotta do a video where he like

this is really fuck. The video on about some girl in the brons, like two lesbian girls, right yeah, and one of them she and another one so the girls like this is your mother and she started slapping her mother, like in the hallway, beating up her mom. I've seen that. I would do see that video. I would let such I would become the

worst vedgeon of myself. It'd be like when a symbio takes over and it's slowly like growing over your face, and I'd be like, I'm gonna do some function the Kendrick, I'm gona blow up his block that this is kind of like in a size isn't doing anything. But did you see that thing about I think it was like a pro Fortnite player and he had like this public but he had like this whole statement about like how me and whoever are have split up or whatever. I gotta focus on work or whatever. It's

like some breakup thing between some Fortnite gamer and his egirl girlfriend. Everybody was like, my god, how do you fumble this? And it's just like

whoa who cares? Oh? Was that that was a long time ago when he was focusing on colle dude or some shit or that's another one that's this is this is another one that's reasonally in the last couple of days, and everybody's like, how I I would I would kill myself if I fumble this, And it's just like people come on because that's why people that never had anything like that always say that ship. Yeah. People on Twitter, when

they learn about compatibility issues, they can't handle it. They like, if I broke up with Lily, I'd be like devastated, But that's been my partner for seven plus years. That makes sense. Breaking up with my girlfriend no matter my life, because we're compatible. It's like not worth ending your existence for I just always hate those posts of just like like whenever it's like a photo of like some some girl like looking hot in a photo, and

it's like, how do you funk this up? And it's just like you you have no idea what's going on in that relationship with Sniper was with a sniper Wolves was a great example. And her old boyfriend, her old boyfriend who also like I mean that he cheated on her and he was fucking fat and girls in horrible her with another bad bitch too. That's crazy. I was like, game bro got that is crazy, But like I remember, how could you fumble Sniper? Was like, she's insane? Yeah, like

why are you think you? I don't even know. I wouldn't. I would not have the opportunity to fumble Sniper because I wouldn't be anywhere near her. Like I just like the things that you know about. But see those guys that say me today, no, they would they yesterday, me later today, two and a half years ago. I'm not into any of that ship. She's never definitely, I've never been whatever. There's like the shining star like. I don't like any of that. Ship I have a shining

star like there's always all eyes on me. Oh yeah, I'm not into any of that. I'm not into girls. Crazy of them are probably there's potential, but there's a lot of them that are obviously just normal. Even my friends, my friends out there. The egos. I love you guys. You guys are great. Look you're probably mad if you once you get mad. There's too many people that don't know how to control their ego once to get an audience. And there's a thing that I just don't when people.

I notice those people, and you can tell the difference between the humble person that's just chilled and they're like, I'm thankful for this thing that I've gotten this opportunity, and then the person that thinks they deserve it. Yeah, look at me, dude. As soon as I was got a fucking name one the internet, I start to put a move of traffic, like literally I was walking down of walking in the cars coming. I don't understand

the correlationfication. I'm like, oh my god, now right, people go from people go from thank you, sir, may I have some more to uh fucking for real, though, dude, I hope you I hope you're having a really really good sleep at least many I hope you're sleep is good at least because gosh, bro, I just I don't know. I'm sorrying to figure out. It just seems so fair. It needs he just you

know what he did or not like what he did. Specifically, he brought back that podcast with Keen Star. What do you mean he brought back who keeam Star? Tommy c and Colossal is Crazy? You remember that podcast? I remember that podcast was gone a million years ago, and David did an episode. He did an episode about I'm Alex because they said our very last episode, however, many years ago, was about I'm Alex, and so they're like, we have to bring it back to talk about him, because

I guess it was vindication they were talking about. They said this guy sucks ass, and a lot of people just didn't listen. I guess, yeah, I didn't. I mean, to be fair, I only saw a handful of those episodes. Yeah, I didn't see one about it because I like, I like Colossal, but like I don't, I never really I said, not sit down and give kam Star reviews. I can't do it. I can't. I can't be like, oh, I'm gonna watch it, keem like even during the whole entire hym and H three bullshit, I

would read the text of the video. I wouldn't even watch it. That is theme of you. I just disagree with him being alive most of the time, Bro, I just so V disagree. I feel different, dude, I just I guess I've moved when I when I think about the perspective of everything, I was like, oh, because he was the Internet villain, right and yeah when I was when I really he is a heel and

I started annoying, of course, but that was his role. He loved, he cherished it, he nourished like you giving that hate to him. That's what he fed off of. That's why I don't. I just away. I cut him all that ship. It's like, Okay, these people are playing roles, so I don't. I don't care somebody. I do want to say something moving from those guys. Ian Miles Chong got a whiff of our podcast. You're lying, Yeah, so I can't. I thought he was dead, so so did I. Dude, is crazy like this?

The next time I thought it actually happened this time. I was like, okause I thought the other time was like that was a joke, every good. But then this time people people were actually they convinced me, and I thought, oh, I guess the government really did kill him this time, the Malaysian government. But apparently so somebody. And I hate when people do this. Please don't do this. Don't if we're talking about somebody or whatever, post whatever you want, don't fucking tag them. Let them find

it on their own. It's way better. It's way better for these people for something to kind of take off and then they just stumble upon it and you're like, what the fuck? Then you going at whatever his at name is and being like ha ha, look what Derek said about Yeah, the guy. To be fair, the guy wasn't snitching like, oh, I don't like I'm a fan of Ian Miles Tung. It is just generally, like it's just basic courtesy, Like we're not going to like not say what

we feel on the show, right, but we're not. Also, this isn't an effort to like hide what we're saying about people. What it is is just like they don't need that in their existence. Yeah, dude, people have people. People would do this to me all the time. They would send me like, oh, this is what this person said about you, or this is like a video that somebody made about He was like, I don't care. I don't need this, don't care even a little bit.

I don't care at all unless it's funny, Like why would you share this with it? Like, I don't need to hear this. If treat me, she never says anything about me. Please send it to me because he's hilarious. Other than that, nigga, I don't care because pretty much anything else I've seen on me, I was like, this is fucking boring. Yeah's not. I couldn't imagine caring about what. I couldn't imagine. We give our opinions, but we're not like seeking these people out to like

trash talk. You know. No, it's not. We're not trying to get some and be for something. I don't give a fuck. But he did say so. He said that he wow, very look at this unprofessional like but not disturbed. Literally it is literally he pushed past. It was in her genetics bro that her brother. Of course, why is it like I need you Kingston, I need you. I need you so much like Lily Lily died not even not choking up, not he's dead, then he died. But who got a video? Egles like yeah, of course,

yeah, I'll be there in like twenty minutes. You want to jump in through the blackgirld nights fighting Like yeah, I guess man, I'll be there in a second. Dude, you know you're soulless, but you but you're you're like, yeah, I'll be there in a second. Oh yeah, dude, I got a house for myself. Man, I'm alone. The best of best of h I don't know, best elected Drake. I guess yeah, best luck to Drake. Oh. I just wanted to say, uh Ian Miles he's in Apparently he's in Japan. Now he did flee.

He can't actually be slaughtered by the Malaysian government because it makes sense though that he's not, because I think he really would have been killing He was definitely he definitely what what was it? So? Well? So he the Southeast Asia, like the Philippines, all those places, they're all heavily Muslims.

Yeah, of course. And he's just been trash. He's just been like, you know, he's doing the griff, like he's propping up Israel because that's the rights of fucking with Jews, now, you know, I like that. The hard right is usually like, oh fuck Jews, but now they're like, oh Jews are cool. It so weird, it's it's so it's nothing makes none of it makes it. Oh fucking we McCarthyism. We hate the fucking reds, you know, the Rooskies, And now all of a sudden, oh, Russia rules, And I'm like, dude, you

guys just are inconsistent about everything. That's a lot of people that's not even like necessarily excusive to them, though, Like that is just a modern politics problem because we've like had this like dual party like bullshit. Yeah, so long. It's like not these a lot of these don't fit into the same places. Yeah, but we're stuck like I'm a Democrat or like I'm a Republican. It's like most of you are not either of most of you are

just gay. Like actually, though, he's just dumb and gay and stupidding gay and gay. You won't admit your game. If you admitted your gay, things will be easier to go one thousand percent if we all just kind of went gay. I think the world will be with heal. We got that Doctor Octopus kind of angle going on where he goes where he goes show up ooga booga booga at the camera. Yeah. Yeah. It's my favorite scene in Spider Man too, is that Alfred turns to the camera and goes

ooga booga booga with with his tentagles butter fingers. Butterfingers. Anyway, dropped the old woman off a building and he was stoic about his butter fingers and hold out a butter finger. He turned towards the towards the camera. It's like that scene in Cat the Hat where he talks about Universal Studios. That movie. That movie is insane, dude, Like the fact they made that movie is a why actually, can I say something controversial? I like that

movie. Kind of a lot of people like that movie. That movie because it's it's not even it's not a good movie, it's it's so like the fact that it's real in the way that it's real is crazy. Like the fact that the Cat in the Hat is in live action and he looks like that, and like a bunch of people were like, yes, that's what that's what it needs to be. Yeah, it's crazy. I have you

never seen that movie? Dude? You don't even know. I don't because well I was young, and it was like one of those did you guys fuck with doctor? When? I mean I love the Grinch movie specifically, so like I remember being like, oh, maybe that seems that seemed like a decent formula at the time, honestly, like you have like a character actor like comedian take on a role of like a doctor shoes character. That seemed like it worked for The Grinch with Jim Carrey. In my opinion,

I like that movie a lot. But and I figured like, yeah, yeah, maybe, but that movie is crazy. It's not good. But like there's ship like the fact that he the fact that he says dirty Hoe in that movie, like the cat dirty, and it's it's like, what the fun he's clubbing with Paris Hilton underground? What is going on? Fever Dreams A fever dream of a movie. It's funny, though it's really really catatonic old Mexican lady that they ride as like a fucking fucking like a board.

I don't I don't know what I was talking about, dude, you I don't know whatever. Elden Ring dirty ho elden rings out shadow shadow of a shadow of the chew elden ring deals. He's out. It's a fact called shadow the swing tree in fact. Yeah, yeah, that's real. That's actually really in a game. I'm gonna get I get killed immediately. But I'm in the game. Who are you? Who are you in the game? I'm me. I was like, guys, I'm scared, and

someone stabs me in the back and kills me. Your swing the dunge eater two swing the niggaret's Oh my god, that's a whole other word. Bro okay, minutes that's all he swing the nigarrific that better, keep that better. I keep doing it? Is that like it's not like the nerdiest but like just but it's me and I'm terrified in that world. I begging, but everyone's ignoring. Please please please. I didn't be here. I don't belong here. They're like, good, have you have you played it yet?

Yeah? I've got like maybe like an hour or two in. You're an hour in? What does that mean? Really? I just beat the careful, careful, just beat that fella in a dungeon and there's some wait, no, you're fine. This can come out way later. Never mind oh the spoilers. Yeah yeah, but I was like, go go ahead, I beat the the one that I was finding. Yeah, what bill do you have? I'm doing faith and strength. That makes sense, eth

and strength. I don't like it that Wou'd rather use my my intelligence stords. But yeah, ship to anything. They don't stagger stuff. Yeah, so it's like pointless. Do you did your hit stagger him like when you hit you, when you hit him back when he staggered, like when you interrupted hits? Only if I heavied, which I take ages to charge, and if I jump, if I jump strike it works. Yeah, every hit I did stagger him. I like actually fought him Friday and us like

about the techniques I fought him for and I beat him. I don't know fair, Yeah, I mean what does that even mean? Because you could, like you could like have them telling me gets up, I knock him back down or something like that, like while he's on the floor, I like charge a heavy move to knock him back down. The stag room. Again, I don't think it's like there is because they always have the advantage.

They are specifically unfair exactly. There's there's certain ways I can plan for like if I use like the colossal great Sword I used to charge moving knock motherfuckers into the air, and then while they're falling down, I hit him again. They have them have a chance to stand up. It's in the game. I can It's it's a person. I consider that not fair because I'm they're not I'm not fighting them, I'm whooping on them. That's why

I consider it not fair. Their problem. That's true, that is true, but they would whoop on you like they do all most people, Like people can't play these games well, so then it's like that is the you know you, I guess you kind of want a handicap. It's like the people an cheat. I would cheat in the game if I need to, I have no I'll have hounter, like I beat I beat mauld with the black Knife Assassin because thats theamon is broken. That's just a stupid ass someone

I keep me and me and my friend Jake bent argument. He thinks the mimic tier is better than a black knife Assassin. I extremely disagree. You know what that the black lined Assassin is. It's it's like it's a sumon that literally like you get summon somebody that like when they hit you, it takes away ten percent of your max's mouth, like immediately upon getting touched by the tack. So you use that pretty much against like the final Boss,

and it can kill the final Boss by itself. It kind of you're gonna have to get involved. You can just like gold fucking I don't know, play in the water that's in that area with you and it'll kill the boss. So you probably just have more flexibility with the Mini because if you can literally choose, like what is what is in that summon, like do it when you change it closer to something else and it's a different whole bill going at you. Right, Yeah, but I think that one is more sviability

and it's it's fucking it twirls and it jumps around the map. I prefer that one. Yeah, I don't know man that that it's it's another fucking banger. Apparently it's like fifty something hours or something. Yeah, A largely the file thirty six gigs was it because elden Ring it'sself was like maybe fifty elden Ring is like fifty gigs, and I think I think it's like fifteen gigs or something. I don't think it was really that. I don't remember I was. I just saw it filling them. I was like, all

right, cool, I'm gonna turn my console off. I was confused though, because, like I, I bought the DLC like I think, like ten minutes before, and you couldn't acted that immediately like me too. No, I just didn't really understand because like I down, I bought it and then it said like error or something, but then it said it was in my library. And then I went to try to download it and it wouldn't do it and there was no update to it. There was no download that

happens. I was like, where is it? So like I don't know, I had to like uninstall. I uninstalled it and then just r PC right, yeah I got it on console. Yeah, I got to play it. I should have got it on PC. I don't know. I don't understand why you wouldn't. It's so it's so weird, so stressed. I feel like I feel like it has better stability on console for me personally. It might. It might, but it's just like I don't know. I don't know. Man, It's like hear, I'm invest all this money

into this fucking sweet piece. No, dude, I'm using it for like two games, one of them being eighties too. That doesn't really work. Why need it that runs on the I know it runs off my Steam deck and I usually run that game on You could run that game on your phone

probably you could. You could, You totally could, dude. I gotta figure it out, Dude, I'll find something when the mods for BG three come out, I'll use my PC a bunch of That's like when I got my great, like my huge PC, like my super souped up rig and then I immediately jumped into Halo two. It's just like, let's go, let's go. Whoa, it looks the same, but clear, Wow, it was really good playing this on a not a cr TV. Wow.

You know what I got to installed? You know what I did when I got my first PC, I overhauled the funk out of Skyrim and it wouldn't run well. But now that I have a much better card, I gotta do that again. Because it was specifically like if I was anywhere near running Water game was there was a lot of like like the best I feel like the best views in Skyrim, A lot of the most bullshittiest moments happened when you're near water. Yea suck. It was too much for my for my

shitty fucking piece of the time. But I didn't know what skyrim iceposed to walk down because I stopped doing using roads right. Oh me too. Yeah, I would go go straight. I would see a marker and I would go like straight in a line towards that, towards the marker. Yeah, I'm not following the roads by a dog with a gun. He just crouched over the corner with the gun shot. That's the Gunwood's dog. For the Gunwoods dog. There's several of them, each one stronger than the last.

But I didn't know you if you walk down the street, bullshit happens. Like that's how you encountered the most bullshit in sky. Yeah, that's that's where that assassins. Assassins will run into you and like careers, they'll still find you. But it's it's if you're wandering in the middle the woods. It's so funny the way they find you, because they like they'll go show up. They'll go through like completely unorthodox pathways. They'll like climb out of

a fucking dandelion or something. Saane ship keep bumping into ship too. That's like my favorite, Like when they just can't. They can't, like since there isn't a direct path the way. Yeah, there's like a rock and then there's like a fern or something, but the fern has a hit box, so like they can't quite they can't. They're like, I was sent to kill you, and I know I chopped the cuts. You cleave their head off, I loot them immediately. Honestly, I'm getting like overwhelmed with

with games right now. It's it's like it's it's starting to feel kind of what's what's kind of egregious? Well, I mean, well this month specifically, because like the games that have come out for me are like time sinks. It's Destiny, which is like a massive time sink right now, which

is great, It's it's really good. And then Elvan Ring, which is another that's another fifty hour fucking probably eighty hour expansion for me probably, and uh An't the Way Too had their DALC that was like really really good.

Is it all one piece or is it like several different stories? And Alan wake Well their episode it's like episodes of the TV show The twilight Zone TV show, so they're shorter like kind of like episodes, but I'm gonna buy that ship probably then I fucking love and honestly like yeah, honestly, like I don't know, man, I just even I'm getting a weird like Starfield. They're honestly, I don't know what it is about it, Starfield.

I mean that's uh good for you, man. Yeah. Yeah, Like I'm bad for people who can't, but like I get it, yeah, because I see I see all the things that bother everybody. But I'm like that's fine. Yeah. I love how the star warn how they they can give new game. Plus there's like the world restarts. I really hate that, by the way. It's like, oh, I'm kidding when I say I love that. It's so stupid. I really so the world got restarted,

but you're you're still you lers for Starfield. I guess if anybody gives a ship. But it's like there's like a Rick and Morty ass ending where it's like, oh, you can restart, but like now you're like and a multi you're basically Rick, where like there's like a million different universes and nothing matters, and it's like Okay, cool. Great, they all say, in my original universe, it matters. Yeah, just keeping around. I hate that ship so much, But I don't know, there's there's a

lot of stuff. Yeah, thanks Todd. That's a lot, Todd. Why don't you just fucking put out the next Elder scrolls? That's all we fucking care about. So did you a friend of mine actually interviewed him recently, did ask him. Uh, yeah, he's a really good episode, really good. It's a really good interview. But shut the fuck up.

Yeah, shut the fuck up. Next question. It's unfortunately because like they're really not going to get away from that question, Like that question is going to be following for a while because it's been it's been six years, it's been thirteen years since what oh you mean you're talking about when Skyrim. Yeah, I'm talking about when they announced Elder Scroll six. Yeah, remember that stupid fucking mountain and they said Elder Scroll six, And they would have that

was sixty years ago, six that was that was six years ago. But to be fair to them, they would have got you know as well as I do. You know as well as I do, though they would have got that question for this long anyway. Yeah, because like they were still

with like where's Elder Scrolls, Where's Elder Scrolls? But it's just like they fucked up bad told me that somebody was there are some people theorizing that they did that specifically to raise the stocks, so they himself, but that's done at a much higher rate, like oh maybe yeah, Elder Scrolls six is coming sooner. I heard it was was that like there was concerns because seventy six was happening. Everybody was like, are they gonna just stop making fucking

and they were like, no, we're still making single player RPGs. Hit like we're we're making Elder Scrolls. You know what? They know they did that too, will shut the fuck up. But it didn't help. Yeah, but all it's completely it's a where way you mean did they did? I feel like they made that and that was the first thing they made for that game. That was like the only they for that game for sure. It's quick work, quick work. And they were like, and you were

like, nigga, a date, a date? You need a date soon. Let me tell you something. That game's not coming twenty twenty seven. No, that's hilarious. Really Yeah, I think I really think twenty seven. No, because it's it's twenty twenty four. Now Starfield's DLC is out. There's probably gonna be three more pieces of Starfield DEALC, I imagine,

And so that's like maybe the next it's maybe the next two years. Makes me so six twenty twenty seven, we might hear about it Starfield, I would guess twenty twenty eight at the earliest, probably honestly, even more pieces. And and that's not even to mention the fact that like Fallout is like

massively popular now, more so than it ever has been. So there might actually be a shift towards that NAB should maybe we should fuck up, Maybe we should do like fucking Fallout and that show really fucking I think Skyrim, that would be fucking amazing. You know what do you mean? No, I'm sorry, I hell disagree. Nature of Skyrim is so fucking silly, just like Fallout, in fact, not just like fall even sillier. I

would not even it's not it's silly. Here's the thing about Skyrim is that at its on its face, like when you're looking at Skyrim, Skyrim looks like dragon Age, looks like Fable, looks like Lord of the Rings. Looks like it looks like every other fantasy thing at a dan that's not your ship though, you're no, no, no. The homogeneous nature of what it looks like if theared some of the things that exists right now in this world like Game of Thrones. What I'm saying is Fallout is distinct, and

that's why Fallout sticks out. There's nothing that looks like Fallout, even even most most apocalyptic stuff, most sci fi, it just doesn't look Most Mad Max have somewhat of similarities, but not not amount barely. I don't think that would like that. It's like that would almost be like, well, why do people keep making zombie movies in zombie video games? Because people like that ship people? Why would they not make fucking of a dark fantasy.

I just what I'm saying is like, I don't think the Elder Scrolls has like the meat on it to really compete with something like or like or Lord of the Rings. I think it's cool, it's a really cool fantasy like setting, but it's not I don't think you know the power like say, if they've made it, if they if they made it, they played into the It took place in Skyrim, for example, like that ship because Skyrim is. Skyrim is a game that I think it's more important than the Elder

Scrolls as a whole. Yeah, NOD agree with that. I think if they just made let's just funk around, like even if they just made it about the plot of the game. Yeah, if they made but you meet the Dark Brotherhood episode you meet the fucking Wolves of the Companions, bro. That's because I think what Sky has that other things that I don't have is the silliness Skyrim. It would be like that hilarious that Dungeon and Dragons movie

with with what's that asshole's name? What's that asshole? A guy I've never heard that horse? You don't know? You know, I don't. You can't prove that he did. What if Kendrick Lamar went on stage and said Chris Pine Fox horses and then everybody was just what, everyone's Terry Chris Pine. Chrispine. I've never even been near a horse in real life. It isn't even I don't at home in his armchair. I don't even know Kendrick

Lamar. Where he is this guy, I could see that for somebody like him, I don't think I think he's too famous to not know Kendrick Mars, I think that would be that level. I'm too famous. That's not the same argument at all. I'm too famous to rape children. I mean, me and my boy Jeffy Epps would never do something like that. Amazing mean, Jeff jeffe the financi here, Jeff Yes, je honorable and noble. A crazy thing to say, like why didn't anybody? Did anybody not

tell him, hey man, you're not too famous to that. I understand what he means, right, understand he means I don't know. So it's like that's dumb. What what does he mean? Because he means like I'm too famous and too too black. Yeah, but it's like also, it's like it's like gang gang. The ones that are doing that the most are probably more famous than you, Bud. That's the thing. That's that's why I feel like he doesn't have a good crew around him. I feel like

he doesn't He pushed the like, how do I put this? He pushed away to people. I would tell him things. He has yes on my pillow, like Kanye. Kanye's biggest problem he has only yes men around him. The person that could check him before was his mom. Literally and his mom died. Mom and maybe jay Z maybe how are you alive? Yeah? But then he pushed Ja away. Yeah exactly, how are you alive on this planet? And you're unaware that there are famous pedophiles? I guess

it's micro Like how is canadian? Dude? He's Canadian? No, famously, Like I look, dude, I have some friends that are Canadian, good friends. Canadians have the worst fucking takes, bro, Like, actually fucking follow that's true? Yes, worst, I know, I dude. I love that show growing up. It was the most mature television I could

watch at that time without it having genitals in it. Old school Euphoria man o Guphouria, because that's basically I think that's why he worked on euph it because I was like, I worked on a show that did the same thing as this, but it's not quite as wild. Let's make sure they're all adults, all adults, because like, yeah, we're gonna be seeing pussy you know what, I'm seeing some crazy ship man And yeah, dude,

I thank you for yourself. I think about Euphoria all the time because, like Nate Jacob's character, I just wonder what's gonna happen to thirteen for him his character, because all I think about his character got assassinated at the last episode, not like literally like a character assassination. This character people die too. Yeah, the favorite character died, which just sucks really bad. Everybody's favorite character, the Mac Miller dude. Yeah, that's why I liked him.

I was like, basically, I got Mac back man and he's gone. They killed every version of mac Miller, but they ca let me be happy. Bro, he was method acting. I think it's true. Can you imagine I got a little sign in my head? All right? Anyway, little spring, what happened with the listen? What happened with Justin Timberlake. I saw something something. I've seen this photo. I've seen this photo of Justin Timberlake going around. It looks really funny, but I don't know

what it's from. He got like dyde or something he got he was driving while retarded, essentially w R W R that. But what happened though, this motherfucker has who knows how much his bank account is that you know, he's probably got million, at least he's probably got nine eleven dollars, got at least eleven dollars minimum. Well, then I can't really fault. That's more you can say for any of us. We've had eleven dollars recently.

That motherfucker definitely has never gotten less than that. Dude, I don't understand. I don't, I genuinely don't understand. Did that like that? The bottom I thought you're taking? You thought like it was full, just like it's like, bro, you thirsty was the last benefit man? Yeah, Justin Timberlake, man in sync, Crime, your River, all that bullshit, all that bullshit, but yeah, goes to five year, great five year run of music. Whatever, had an amazing he had an amazing run.

Yeah, Chris, Chris, he had he had a no more like maybe like seven eight year run. Yeah, I mean I love Justin tim from being he's very talented. It was very obviously it was kind of one of those Beyonce Justin Timberlake things where they were in a group and then everybody tried to do ship and you deal with the true talent was Yeah, you know why just a flow it with so well Timberland man he collabed with Timberland.

Oh yeah, I mean, well, sexy Back was a fucking that was a griller related right, Yeah, timber Lake, timber Yeah, they're both Timbers right family. Yeah, Timberland and Timberlake like the cross Starks in the starts brother related. Duh. You know he's say Timberline was just a fucking actual tib It's a big ass human sized boot that note. Again, every music vide who's just been there's just that crossed my mind. That crossed my mind. When I was eleven, I was a little bit that crossed

my mind. I was like, I like the shoe and I never did it again because I thought it was a stupid pace ever, but no, clearly in my thirty year old job, now that's worth mentioning it. Come to the back, dog. I fucking love I Do is one of my favorite arts. He's my favorite pop artists before for Beat, because I think Justin Bieber is really good to the problem is that Bieber peaked. He had one truly amazing album and you should have quit after that. I like Bon

john Jovi. Wait, you mean John bon Jovis you almost warped the way it's supposed to be out of my brain. I had to fight you, like I'm about Bon john Jovi. I'm good my head. I felt like it was like a hot air balloon take off. I was like, what I just heard, bond John jo Jo? You know when a dementors come up to you and they start sucking your soul out and you're like, that was happening with his words. Bon Jovi actually hate John honestly, I like

that. I don't hate it. I just I've not never heard anything from him that. When I'm old, I had a couple of good songs my style. You give love a bad name, it's good. It's that's one of those things that it's just one of those things where it's like, you know, when you've heard something just too many times. Nigga, you give the yeah bad. You give niggas a bad nigga I played my nigga part

is crazy. You give niggas a bad name. Nigga, you give niggas that would have been a whole something is actually way better than I remember it being now and then living on a prayer is actually pretty tough too. Way nigga a prayer nigga, nigga. I think I would die if if if I heard that in real life, Like if like John bun Jos is getting back together, play you did from him from his like like, John, I do it. John Bjo was like, we're getting We're getting bon Joe

back together. And then they bond jon Jovi and here we are with our first hit, the N word, living on an N word. It's like what, I don't know, man, what was it talking about? It made me bliss. It was like, I think I would die. I think I could. At the waves, we're tying Timberlake and him driving while intoxicated. It happens. Bro, It's unfortunate. You shouldn't do that in

general. Yes, yes, that's what big problem. That's the biggest thing because obviously nobody should do it. But was he like was he like was he like actually driving in dangerous? So he was at he was like swerving and so he was at a club or whatever. He had drinks and he was playing midnight Club dub edition. And it's like, brother, you have tens of millions of dollars in your bank account. I'm looking if I'm that rich. I'm never driving again. Ever. Yeah, I'm being taking the

back of a carve TI. I'm abusing. I'm doing I'm doing like the actually how they do all those memes about jets and I'm just driving, Like, no, I would literally actually do that. I would take a private jet just to go to Taco Bell. There's a Taco Bell that is fucking zero points of a miles for me. I'm getting the jet just to go. You would take the jet here, you're a piece of ship. You you were destroying the planet. But you're like, whatever, where would you

land a jet? Jet is not going to destroy? Okay, you wanted to be more in the realm of possibility. A helicopter okay, just landing on some planted right next to people away because if there aren't enough of those already in the skies of Los Angeles all the fucking like I was going on with that. That's how they crime share does? They are way too low sometimes where I'm like, are you allowed to Yeah, Like once in my

house, I'd like there was one. There was one, I swear to God, probably like maybe like two of the building's height above the above my building. Can't know when they're searching for people, like when they're actually like looking for someone that the crime that pops, they have to have him lower. I understand that. I just stand on the man. So do you think they actively think about like when they're in a helicopter, do you think about his crashes? Do you think about Kobe? You know what I mean?

Of course I feel like I would. The second I see a helicopter, I think about Kobe Bryant now, And that's crazy. I was at a hundreds in Beach yesterday and speaking of helicopters, one got insanely low, like here's the pier and then like you said, just like a couple of buildings, like it was like one hands Yeah, it was one hand height above the and immediately we're like the bottom of it, like that's the like

where the people are sitting. You're like, yeah, but we were, we were speculating that it was actually shocking there and basically being like Kobe, you can't beat me, and even in death, that's he's gonna have a better That's so stupid. Sha is such a nice guy. That's like not his personal When Kobe won his fifth ring because Shack and got four, yeah, Torres House up, Well he was mad, Yeah, but he's still

he So he's mad that Kobe had such a magnificent death. Dude, he went out in the craziest way possible than any other any other NBA players, that is ever gonna die like that? Yeah, nobody else. That's not my word. No one I was ever gonna die a helicopter crash ever again, never again. Laws decreed his degree. He loves Kobe, that was like his brother, but he was also very competitive. Kobe won upped him and he tore his house up. What do you think he's did or what

he's gonna do when he clearly he's like upset about he's not. He wasn't crying because Kobe died. He was crying. He's like, Damn, I have to die harder. I have to die way harder than that. Like wife too, because he killed his He killed his daughter and himself. And he's like, damn, I gotta kill two kids at least. And I gotta like, what how are we going to do? So? Do I have an airplane? Should to be an entire an entire gotta be a up

packed seven forty seven. That was such a big deal for LA. That such a big deal for LA when when that ship, dude, I was the l a hero man. So I remember vividly how I found out. I was at Dunky Donuts right before we were about to record. Yeah, I remember I was there. Yeah, he came in and I was like, why is your energy so fuck dude? I was and then the workers everyone was just like what like it was. I remember I went to school that day and I came back and then it was all Kobe's dying. I'm

like, oh, damn, well, that's unfortunate. Yeah, so anyway, pastor Croissants, that was a thought. It was a golfer that whole time. My what the only the only that's crazy? Do you know that? And be like a live alive and a model I thought, I thought, Yeah, I just off Bryant. I knew he was a basketball I don't know who he played for. I didn't know what team he played for

because I just didn't give a shit about that. But like anyway, it was a bad baseball baseball player and he was a basketball player because he was he was also associated with that Kobe Kobe. Yeah, that's that's how I know who he is, especially your legacy being tied to just throwing something in a basket. Kobe, I mean permanently forever one of the best shooters of all time. Yeah, he's one of the He's one of the people that

are always left out of the goat. He's not left out of the goat conversation, but he's always in the third I would see he always Kobe Bryant, sorry, Michael Jordan and and Lebron James, but like and Larry Bird of course up top. Yeah, you know, you gotta put the believe people believe that, which is crazy and I think only racist people believe that. To be honest, I think Bird's a fantastic player. Don't get me, he's he's top ten. Well he's just not. He just doesn't have

the accolades that they have. So it's like he's top la. I know who he was in the last couple of weeks. Also, really, I don't know sports Man as a monster. I mean he's really recognizable because he actually has wings. Yeah, that's right, he has he has wings. He has hollow bones so when he jumps, he can actually levitate a little bit. That is reason why white Man would be that good at basket exactly, and that's why he was. People always speculated like, kid, should

he be allowed to play? Is this not cheating? Same with Michael Phelps, they were like, is this cheatings like web to cheating like Larry Bird Nigga has guilt and lungs. I don't know how he cheating. It's cheating for larrybird because he's got hollow bones. He has wings, he has talents, come on and a beak. Let him play without shoes. He's everyone. They can't an ostrich or like am or something. He can not walk

him out. We just found were like, what is this? We just found out that Larry bird is a fucking if you go back and look, but is this clearly a fucking bird human hand human hands? Like that's where he has human hands, get human hands on the on the end of his week, he has human hands and arms. That is disgusting. Like he has full wings, but on the end of those wings are tiny. It's not a library, it's not a legit wibery. That's so upsetting because that's

like the that's not how wings work. Wings are like the hands, yea, but not for Larry Larry bird, Larry bird. What I do is I go up to bats and I clip their wings. Why would you do that? They can't find those evil things? I never heard anybody. Why don't you do that? And I'll chase them and then you chase them and they can't get away from you. They don't have wings. And I start stomping, stomp, stomp. So you're so you are a psychopath and and

what stopped you from going all the way to graduate in humans? Because humans aren't bats. So you just have a grudge of good. That's batman. Really wouldn't like to get the bats, the dogs, cats. This is growing pigs fishes. I was getting pigs with baseball bats. That's pretty fun, all right, I told the story. But uncles did that, right,

Uncles literally did that. They went out, there was like four of them at a baseball bat and they beat the head of a pig to death and they got They beat the in the head of that pig, so might as well give it a month of brain damage and like that, and they cut it out. Whoa what in existence? Yeo? Man? Farm folks are wild man? That pig was delicious. They do. Apparently city boys can't city boys can't fuck a too can and come country boys get it done.

Two can tastes like doubles after so that's it's true. Actually, So that's that's where they got it from. That's why fruit loops are associated with fucking two can. I thought it was because he was gay or they called it, they would be wise, they would be the way. That's a wise retcon in my opinion. Fruity fucking bird. You gotta make that, can't Sam must be gay? Fruity fucking bird. Hey, I take offense for that. That was such a sixth grader joke. Yeah, I mean

I believe it. That'd be a really good like not even like no, like would it be no joke? I think that'd be a cool idea. Would it be? Because you know, since that's a derogatory term, that almost be like like having some type of celebratory like the but then that's still also like fruit, like you understand, like calling somebody a fruit is not like a celebratory thing. I feel like it is what we don't decide exactly. So I feel like the other things you could call them, I feel

like it's pretty nice, Like who does it? First of all, fruits are fruits are healthy, they're nice. What aroma would you rather have in your house? It's fruits? Of course, it's like a big that's a big candle thing. So like you know, you knowspectful, like okay, there's some soft you know, derogatory slurs towards black people and be like, oh, it's not so bad. Like which on which one is equivalent to fruit? Really? Which one like a nig nog? I think, I

think, uh, the porch monkey? What I think, dere Derek, you are desensitized. I think you and me are not the proper people to have this conversation because I don't even think the end what is that derogatory anymore? I called the word, I started laughing. It's not about how you feel, man, it's about it's about It's not about how you feel, it's about how it's about how the people that use these terms feel. So like the people that made these things up, they didn't call you fruit,

them them fruits as terms of endearments at any point. And same thing with even this. If somebody just calling you darky, right, that's like it sounds playful or some shit like fucking dark Souls had a Facebook fucking account and they tried to have their fan base and they called darkies and then they're like oops. They realized pretty quickly because obviously they're Japanese and ship they don't get it. They're like, oh, oh sorry, And I was like,

no, please can they're like, no negroes, they're just innocent. They're just innocent in Japanese, they don't understand racism the right way. Hey, fellow darkies. And I was like, that's amazing. Please keep keep it up. You have my blessing to call dark souls fans darkies. That's crazy amazing, he says, because it is. It's like, it's it's such a it's such a like mistake, an honest mistake that I'm like, it's like in Hispanic culture they call people that are white weddow. Well, Mexicans

do that. I don't know. I don't know why the conversation got even slightly serious. Clearly it's a joke, but we're not gonna move on to we're talking about that was a little bit more serious, and I susipated to getting It's like, it's not about how you feel, it's about I'm just facts. But I still think having a game. Actually, actually I feel very strongly about this. Actually, fruit is good. Yeah, they don't not calling them next time, We're not calling them like and it's just it's

the longest beef you've ever heard. We're not calling them raggets here, We're not calling him rackets. What's wrong with rude? Call him rudy, not raggeds. That's a good one. I got some questions that we're going to get into over and by the way, you can submit a question over at patreon dot com. Slash the snark tank, the mom, your mom's twaty your mom? Connor the Desolate Canadian wrote it. He says, what up? Half priced dollar store lawyer, sentient ball of obsidian and dry eraserhead Derek.

What does he get a name? Cool? I guess what the fucked dog? I'm not even longtime listener and recent I am, but like, damn dude, longtime listener and recent patron, Since you all enjoy music? Implying that that I like that, I really like that. There's some people out there that don't like that personally, I know, but that's so funny. It's yeah, he's a serial killer to me, soopathy yeah, says y'all enjoy music. What is the worst track you have ever heard in any

media? My go to answer is the sewer level music and the hit GBA game Urban. Yetive never heard of that. I've never heard of that in my Yeah, yeah, gave away advanced game Urban urban YETI said, that's a slur. But what do you guys think? Ju urban YETI that you fucking urban yetti. He's like, what, man? Remember you said you were food maxing? Right? Yeah? I saw a video like this guy's wiger maxing and it is this white guy but like corn rolls white like tattoo.

The idea of wiger maxing is crazy. The idea of maxing is crazy, like big gay porn maxing lady. You know, like this means they're watching at what's up, dude? But it sounds better if you max It does sound. You can excuse a lot of things by saying maxing after. If you say maxing after negro maxing like heavy, it's like it's acting like a nigga. Yeah, I gotta say, man, that walk on the Liland's track was that? That was so terrible. I couldn't believe it.

I really authentically couldn't couldn't believe how bad it was, Right, I think that's that's probably have to be my answer, because I can't think of anything worse than that right now? Yeah, oh watch me shoot my tree? Oh wait, no, wait, hold on, what was that? I guess it's not technically a track, because I don't think you can stream this anywhere like in a in a music capacity. But when what's her face? When when Yoko Ono? Oh god, yeah, I did that set with

Chuck was it Chuck Chuck Berry? Chuck Berry and then Chuck Berry. Did you see the way Chuck looked at her? Bro He was like, well, like it was what you know what it looked like. It looked like, say, uh, probably how any any imagine the cops throwing up and like pointing a gun at you because he made like a like he made like a like almost like like he scared for his life. Have a reaction. Yeah, he was like he was so like what the fuck was that that?

He was like it scared him like this. That was back before they had science though, so like they probably thought that there was like a demon or like a like a like a you know, some kind of a soul taking control of her. Do you remember there was It was before the eighties, before science. Yeah. So they were doing The Weird of the World so right, with a bunch of artists and it was Michael Jackson singing it

and he sung his part obviously very well, like Michael Jackson does. Oh yeah, but then he had like fucking McFarland, fro McFarland toys and all these like random people who can't sing. Did Tod McFarlane from Tom McFarland was not there? Why didn't that in your head? Because I tried to think of like the least musical oriented celebrity possible. Hey, the spawn guy. I feel like McFarland. McFarland's a piece of ship. But he might be able to sing. Though, I feel like he has some ability to sing.

There's no shot he might. You never know. I do know you can. You can look at you're rightist, he might be able to I feel like you can look at people and determine whether or not you look at him. I'm like that guy. If he didn't, if he didn't have anything to do with spawning, be a used car salesman, like you look at him. Look at Todd mcfalland look at him follow I follow him on Instagram. I'm gonna tell you this, fucking felick dude, I went so

so I went to the Comic com Museum. He tried to buy like the there was a it's an edgy buick. It has a gun and it might say the N word. You don't know engineered. Maybe the engine can be made to sound like the N word. We're gonna keep it under wrap. It's not if anybody asks you. He giggles when he goes up and down real fast. He's only like power squats real FAD's clown maxing. I hate that he's clown slashing, giggle Maxie. I'm a giggle maxing fiend over there.

Oh my fucking god, I don't even know how he got here. I have no idea. Next question, we're talking about like the worst tracks you've ever heard. Yeah, So Michael Jackson had like two like white singers on there, and he sing his notes and then they sing. He looked at them, but he looked at you can see his face. He's like he was like, this is what they call singing for them. One of them, so they're singing. He's like, one of them might have been

Cyndi Lauper. I think it might have been. And then another one was, Uh, it might have who's the Genesis guy. It might be No, sorry, who's the Genesis guy? Uh, yeah, it might have been. It might coins the other Genesis guy. Collins was there. I'm pretty sure, but it wasn't who's the other Oh my god, he's a guy with the hair, the guy with the gray hair. Forgot his name. He got a great There was another singer for Genesis that I can't Why

am I blanking on? His name was Michael McDonald. I can't remember. No, no, no, no, no no no. I I was thinking of the we are the world people. Sorry, uh, somebody in Genesis. Honestly, I don't remember. I don't remember who the other person Genesis was that like, that's who is the lead singer of Genesis? Just ignored me? Like what a cunt? Peter, Peter Gaberl that's the name. I was losing my fucking mind. What the fact that yours didn't listen

in my watch? That's where that is kind of funny and like it listened to your voice, stupid Peter Gabriel hit a black screen by accident. Well whatever, it was June this past. So it's good. We're good. We got we got it before we get out a fucking those loses on you feel it coming on my ass? And nine, his lord, that's good. I've been waiting for his semen. Oh my life home on? Do do do do do do do do do do? That's incredible. It's a flat to be able to time that is so egregious. We need an audible

nut at this moment. I can't do that. I want to do like the but I can't do that so gross. It's like that girl on the TikTok. You haven't seen that that. I know what that is because somebody said look up that girl. Yeah, because I saw a picture and it's funny. It's a funny video. It's it's some southern chick talking about how

how No, No, It's it's like the question some guy. It's like one of those TikTok people where they go up to people and they're like, oh, questions, And I think the question is like how do you keep a manage something? It's like and she goes he's got a hot tool on that thing, and it's like, there's there's so much everything about that video is great. I want to go up to somebody, like a regular guy drag wados videos like, hey, doesn't hell like trying to eat him?

This next question is really normal effort. Oh yeah, what's going on? Man? Like nobody's talking to people having a conversation. It's like, hey, how do you like, Hey, have you ever seen the dog? He's like, that's disgusting. Just throw it out. They're shooting him for a while. He doesn't let go the three terabytes of porn on Chris's old MacBook, wrote in Hello snark boys and Lava sween Uh, I don't know, oh shark boy. Oh yeah, damn, all right, that's a

I forgot that that was even real. Ship boy. Last month you brought up the first case of using AI to damage their mutation of that school principle. That's right, we did. It was a wild story. My question is if All out War breaks loose on the podcast. On the podcast, wait, I feel is there a comments with I'll just read it. If All out War breaks loose on the podcast, what kind of AI abominations would

you guys make to ruin each other's reputation? Okay, like, if we went to war we wanted to slander, we tried to use AI ed all of me, all of for Chris would just be a lot. It'd be out egregious times too, and there'd be times like I beat a nigga and it'd be my voice but over Chris. So if anyone pay attention, they wouldn't. It would be an AI generated version of your voice saying the N word over my voice, yeah, over your your mannerisms. There'd be time

with your fial your mom would even be moving. It'd be like this, people smiling. This is a live money, this is live, it's just live one. This is this really happened. Happened? I think I have you you you would uh, I just want I would want to like blackmail you or no, not blackmail. I'm just gonna release because I would want to say I had this video of you doing this, and if you don't

comply, I'm going to release it. But I would just rather just and it's still release, release the video of you where you have a like a twink and you but you like just have a mask of Lily on on the twink and you're going to town on this dude. At that moment, it's like, what's wrong? Like what like because how do they still have to

be Lily at that moment? I was gonna do is because you don't want to you don't want to be all the way gay, so you're you're you're still like gay, Like look, I'm I'm fucking I'm fucking will black ma Black male is crazy. That's double black male squared Bros. How the idea

I would have. I would make an AI generated video of you eating spaghetti out of a dog's asshole, so you shoved the spaghetti in the dog's ass first, and it would be all we were talking about using it's implied that it is implied that cakes it. It would be so realistic you wouldn't even able. You wouldn't be able to tell it it's Sweeny didn't be a tiny dog too, Spaghetti about the burst and then I'm just fucking in a spoon.

It's all really like, it's all really convincing, But there's moments in it where it looks like that Will Smith the first one, Yeah, where it's just amazing people believe it, and I'd be like, god, guys, that's clearly not real. And then we're like, I saw this with my own two eyes. I thought you that I would get Anderson Cooper to cover it too. I would make an A generated video of Anderson Cooper covering

that video. What is so Diabostle Sweeney is a fucking disgusting rat. I would actually just make up make a I would make that video and then it would I would make AI generated versions of every single beloved newscaster in the world siding against you and then just making it go. I would I would have like Tucker Carlson, I would have Rachel Maddow, I would have like every

single the Young Turks. I would have Drank Uger and Ana Casparian talk about how like, yeah, this so Tom Sweeney ain't spaghetti out of a down yash. Speaking of those characters, we forgot to talk about how The Boys is apparently just got to getting woke. I don't know what that means, though. Yeah, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen the shows. I don't know what what commentary I can give on it, but yeah, yeah, but I mean, I mean always, but he talked about it.

I mean, have you seen have you seen the news? But the elder ring? Huh it's Elden ring. You forget Wait hold on, who is that? You guys hear that? What? What as? No? No, you don't you guys don't hear that? Do you not hear this? What? It's male time. We're gonna open your mail. Bill, here's rather mail? What the it's mail time? You stupid mail? Right here? All right, cool, your passports, you show all the information that everybody. We don't have the male time setup yet and we probably won

for months. That's our fans mailing scares the funk out of Men's just gonna be fentanyl. And if they mailed us fentanyl, would you try a little a little bit of a No, I would. I would report it to the government like like an upstanding citizen. I haven't even done shrooms, so no, I'm not defense. What is the hardest rug you've done? Uh? Molly, mm hmm, It's not even really that hard. It's just

molly is like weaker ecstasy. Well, it's just no, it's it's his ex m D m A, it's it's it's just not clean cutty pretty much. Not in the sports. Getting the get into some other more of these questions. First time patriot, I need that mallet, I need that elon musk mallet. Oh yeah, wait, what was Remember he was beating monkeys, the chimps, Yeah, the neurally, the ones that aren't smart.

He would hit him in the back of the head. Every part of their mouth, every flesh, part of their skull would come out their face. Do you remember what the assassin's Creed unity like that you couldn't see but they had no fucking scan it. It was just their eyes, their eyes and their teeth hits the hitting somebody in the face so hard that their face flies off them. Dude, I love. That was probably one of the best

moments in gaming for me. Just see and then that Fastbenner movie came out and people replaced fast Bender's face that I forgot that movie came out until right now. I didn't see it. I didn't see it, even though apparently the stunts were really good. I wanted to see it, but no one wanted to go with me. Bad man. It just has, like you be, stuff has such a bad rep that, like, I feel like even even the way that people are treating Shadows, they're kind of like the

Assassin's Creed, And I'm like, I just want to support it. I just want to support it now. I just want to support Shadows. I want to support Assassins, Bleed, Blados, Blath and Bleed. I want to support it. I want to support yos and I want to support the feudal Japan. That's all. I want to support Japan. But I think of the Assassin's Creed games that have been released lately. I feel like this one has them. It's most it's the most appealing one to me. But

I'm still like, I don't know. I'm probably gonna wait to see what people say. There's so many games I totally understand anyway, Yeah, question, next question, we'll talk about later. Jacko's Jacko's o dbt roade and he says, Hi, there you three. After dabbling with the Phantom Menace game on PS one that got added on p S five A good a good bit ago. It brought me back to a time where movie tie in games

were just expected. Now it's non existent. So I ask you, I asked you a lot if it'd be refreshing to see these types of things make a comeback. Yeah, for sure, Tians, Yeah for sure. Would you do what was only a handful? I'd be like, I'd want the Whale. That's an amazing game, actually for real? Yeah, then I said that out loud. I really want the Whale for PS two. That's for PS two, The Whale, Dude, that would that be the best looking game, because there's like it was, it's just in the house in

a fat bastard. That's it. That movie is so good but so sad. It's a good movie, but like that it's I'm sorry the movie at the very end made my entire movie. I know exactly what he's talking, but like he wraps it up and I was like, that movie was hilarious that it's it's a good movie and it's very sad until that moment where it ends spoilers for the whale, and it's lore the daughter and the sun crack a joke at each other and then she walks out he dies. Well,

that's not what it is. He gets he's she's reading the note that like means so much to him, and it's like giving him the power to like get up, like grass up. That alone is very funny. But he's he's getting up, and he's meandering towards the door, and it's he's walking

towards the light and then he just looks up and he goes oh. And then the movie ends like nuts and he like the nuts and dies and then you know, because he's dead and he's like he really like when you think about like the world of that movie, like he just stood up, came died and absolutely shat him though, think about the aftermath of his daughter about like witnessing that. Then he collapsed hard on the floor through the floor.

It's like someone pulls him down through the floor. It's it's it's it's as if fourteen cars were chained to him and accelerated into the ground. It was like he falls, He falls in one frame and then ship, and then that weighs him down even more and then it crumbles all down his ships so hard that the ground starts to crack and give, and then he falls to the floor. Yes, a dense ship that get like a can we turn

this into like a Dante's Inferno? Like inferno, It's Dante's Inferno. But you play as Brindon Fraser's character from the Well, and it's like a god of war situation because he he then has to battle gluttony and he comes glutton totally tot who's bigger, because there are those glutton fat motherfuckers that throw up the vomiting on you. It's him. But like I I whenever I'm playing elden Ring and I run into those godskin godskin nobles, I like to pretend

it's Brendan. I like to think it's him asking his daughter to forgive him it's great. That's great, And he actually said, what another what's another movie that would make a good I feel like we could go on with this Evil Dead game. Actually probably, well that exists. Huh, there's already an Evil Dead game that came out recently actually, like in the last years. Oh yeah, but like evil it's pretty good. But I mean, like, there's no like I mean, it's a niche horror movie in the

first place. I'd beat the fun out of a Dead as long as it's have any weapons. As long as it doesn't have any weapons, verify, I'd beat the I pull a dead spine. Probably that would be an open world RPG. That's pretty crazy. That would there would be too much, it would, I would it would draw the road. Also, they wouldn't let it happen, It's true though. Probably they wouldn't let quit the show. I got the show. I can't be around this energy now. The

it would draw the wrong eyes. It's too much. I just want echoing. Fucking yeah, I like. I do like the idea, like where he would it would like it would be like a collectiveund but you'd be like saving I should stop. It could be a collective fount of of of their

shoes and socks. All right, oh my god, that's not what I hadn't mind exactly, but like exactly, it's gonna be like the Last of Us Part two where you get to play two opposite you know ends, so you can get to be like you get to be it was the British guy, no sorry, the Irish guy in it again. Ms you gotta be Lemnese and you can also be I don't know how Mangle is there. Maybe

he's something that you play all the village. In the very end, you play as one of the you know, one of the Jews, stealth missions for the Jews. It's like Dabby, but you're one of the Jews saving other dude. What about That's there's a lot of good I feel like there's

a lot of good movies that could be turning to appropriate. You're pretty much you're pretty much like it's like a Shadow of Mordor, Like you're you're like a Jewish person that's just escape with the camps and we're about to get killed by one Nazi. O, my god, that would be crazy. I'm honestly kind of astounded how few games there's so many games where we kill Nazis, but like none where you play heroes. There's actually plenty of games where

he plays the Nazis actually like a lot. No, none of the nazis the good guy the end. They're actually like you finished the game the Nazis like and then it ended, and the Hall Wild we got up all of the Jewels, Gas Black Passions with like Hitler just putting his feet up on his desk and the game life is good? Is good? Could you have mathine? He sounds like Arthur Morgan. We did it well, God damn, It's almost like it's almost like we do no, damn it, damn

damn. That was Christ's fault, right, you said, what did you say? I just made a Southern accent? Why are you lying? I did that is my youthful Southern accents. Sure, I guess I could have went like, well we did the gig Leader exactly. That's true, But if you didn't do that slack jaw ship, it wouldn't have got on there. But immediately also my brain was like, I know this game Max again, Gigger backs, There's got to be at one more. There's got there's

like I feel like there's something. I feel like the Whale was a good one, but like, there's got to be another one. No, man, I feel like, what it'll come to me, It'll come to me. What's another movie that was good enough to have a fucking game? I mean there's so many things, but you know, the video game for fucking I think a record for a dream platform that would go sick, that would be terrible. But a drug dug guys like Woozy Vision trying to jump from

platform the platform. You don't know where they're gonna be, and then they wake up and they would just have a trip and a shaty pistol over them. Gus, remember that movie where what is it? Gary Oldman played a little person? Do you know that movie? Yes? Yes, that ship's crazy. He's on his knees the whole time. Actually, yeah, it is so the eighties or something. It was like the eighties. It was called like little Hilarious. I called something funked up like that. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, like the short Little Goblin Idiots. I can't remember. The trailer is outrageous for this movie, Like, sincerely, what is another movie that came out recently? I have a good recently. The movie is called oh yeah, that's it's even worse than I remember. Kick said, I want you to guess what this movie is called. I want you to guess what this movie is called. Please, I don't know. I want to get that play. No, that's the album. This is the movies.

It was called Tiptoes a little short as nigg on his tiptoes man, and it's it came out, dude, it came one. Guess guess when it came out. Guess we can't guess. Two. I mean, yeah, two thousand and three. That's that's pretty close. I swear I thought it was much older. I thought that was like from the seventies. Yeah, I thought, like to say, like he's he is on his tiptoes. He's in there too. He's in there, but he's a secondary. He's a secondary. Look at this fucking image. So it's insane. Batman,

Batman, batman. We need a commissioner. What are you doing? Crazy? Look at this unbelievably not okay, Gary old man, commissioner on his knees. Are you trying to suck? Commissioner? What are you doing? Commissioner? What are you doing? Batman? I'm midget now, I gar someone that's small with long arms persona. Yeah, like he's trying. You can tell in the image he's trying to shrink his arms. But it's like the right, thank oh my god, Scarecrow turned you into a midget.

We gotta do something about the Scarecrow person that Scarecrow has that abilities in the first place. It's crazy. Yeah, he has a you know in the comics, he gets a yellow lantern ring and and they immediately get him and they were like, you cannot have this. That is like fear maxing that you remember in Blackest Night. They got him. They were there with the hurry up and they're like, this guy's gonna destroy you. No, you're gonna bump gets scared from the wind blowing too hard. Bro, he

will be a king in a few hours. Bro, that's great. I was thinking about reading reading all that that the whole whole thing from the beginning. I have the Homney Bus if you want him, I have all of them. A lot of money spent on that ship, but it was worth it. Helly favorite favorite DC characters definitely like lanterns. I was like, here's not the nigga, the cool one, here's a crazy here's a crazy

crazy, the coolest one. I whatever, Wow, you gotta be joking with this name gave Peter Gabriel be like, she blind did me with girl cock Peter Gabriel. Fucking how funny. That's so weird. How funny. There's some weird synchronizations that happen on the show someday because I don't eve think we've brought up Genesis ever, probably like a single time. Yeah, I like Genesis, but like that's that's wild. But she blinded me with girl

cock. Dear Carl Sagan, Carl Weathers and Carl Weezer, Jimmy remember, Yeah, I don't know, like I'll be Carl Weathers. I guess I'm Carl Sagan. My God, I guess I'm Weezer, the fucking giant. What would do you think people would take to him as well? If he was giant and black, Carl Weezer and Jimmy Neutron, Like, if he was actually like a character that looked like you, he would still be a nerd, but he would have a better chance. He wouldn't he wouldn't be

the way he is he was black. I'd be like, so much of him is because he's not like, not because he's white, because he's not black. He couldn't be that way. We couldn't be like like just a giant arkle don't really exist. I'm like, what a real word doesn't exist that, you know, Like like it was close. My brother was closer I met even I've met someone. I met somebody pretty damn close in Catholic

school. I've got a real kle in my life. I was the arkle of my like general area hit closest because he was a huge, massive nerd, really smart, sound like a idiot though he was erkle maxing because wasn't uncle wasn't like a nerd. Arkle was like, well he was, he was, Well, no, he was a He was a nerd, not a geek. You're a geek. There's apparently the difference. Yeah I could. Yeah, yeah, I'm more of a geek than a nerd. Geek is a bit nerdy, but I'm more of science. They're like, you

know, like I made a real pussy out of ten. The nerd is like he's piping it's still though he doesn't give a fuck his cock. Glass it's coded and glass, superheated, constant sand in the glass. Nerd is like Big Bang theory isn't it. And then like Geek is like the indeed, like he is like the the Stranger Things kids, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, one thousand. Yeah, there's like all imagine imagine, like I could kill your fucking newborn baby in a minute. I

fucking slaughter your baby, bitch. I did that. I could beat up your newborn baby in less than fifteen minutes. Probably, I actually I did that on Twitter, posted a picture of me flexing at the gym. And then I'm like, I don't like showing off. So I was like, I gotta make this funny, and I just said I could easily beat up any of your uh, any of your children, like I could easily beat up And then there was people Actually it kind of went a little viral.

People were like, why the fuck would you say that? Is that could because I could? Of my line, I'd beat the funk out of your newborn son. What I'd grab him with combo easy left hook. Anyway, we got to answer these questions. All right, I have an interesting hypothetical. We'll be the doug to that. Yeah, he's not going ahead of our As part of a medical experiment, you will be paid two hundred thousand dollars to be diagnosed with penis slap syndrome. You have no idea what this

disorder entails, but only that it is incurable. Do you take the money? No, penis slap syndrome? What is it? I have like really audible cockslaps hit two one hundred thousand dollars isn't necessarily enough for me to be money to scoff at. It's not money to scoff at, but like to accept the ailments of an unknown disease that has anything to do with my penis. It's kind of a lot. Well, here's my thing. Since he didn't clarify what it is, we get to invent it. Yeah, I

didn't make it, not that. Let's see, yeah, let's see what Well, what would it? What would it entail? What would penis slavery? Time your penis slaps against your thigh? It's actually extremely painful. Yeah, it like if it so much as touches your thigh, it curls back, winds up and slap like you know, like if you're running, it'll knock you off gilts and you'll I said, the opportunity to not make it

that severe, and you're like, hey, let me. Well, it's got to be severe for the hypethet I wanted to be crazy, I would put I would put a fucking I'd put like I'd get like a me sized tastity ring so doesn't slap against my leg. You almost have to wear like a like a completely it would have to be you have to zip tie into your nuts. The idea of zip you put a dome over it and then see and then you gotta put the dome over it. So that'll worth two

hundred thousand. What the fuck? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm like, no, fuck y'all, Like, let me think, Let me think, like like okay, okay, was penis slap penis slap syndrome? So it's like Tourette's. You have you have this tick where you have to pull your cock out and slap it like like you have a neurological disorder. So the thing is you might have the risk being

in public pulling your penis out and slapping sounds worse. As soon as I feel like coming on and lay down on my laid down my stomach, I gotta go to my great nephew's piano recital. No shutting, you're not going that's what you see. This is when you adopt kilt. You were, but you have to wear boxing gloves so you can't do it. I think, don't take it out. You have to take it out. You taking out of side and if you can't do it, you start panicking. It's

more about exposing your penis. You know you've seen Ray with Davy Fox. Yeah, well he gets like and he throws up that you hit hit your penis out. You start doing that thing, you know, you know, you know the videos of you know those videos of dogs mourning their dead owners where they're like, oh yeah, yeah, they're seizing up and scared. But you're doing that with boxing gloves. Because let me and you're at your nephew's recital. You're holding you down, Will holding you down, and you're

you're out wrestling like like, why do I keep bringing you? Damn it, uncle Chris, Why do you keep ruining the function? Please stop coming, Chris, Please put you. I can't, I can't, I can't. It's like asking me to stop saying the in word. If I had threads, I can't. It's just starts saying threats to two hundred thousand dollars is like, that's that's that's a lot of money. But like after taxes, you know, it gets cut down. I don't taxes, Chris.

There's always taxes. No, if you're just gonna get money, no tax, whole cash tying the government, if the government's not aware of that, somebody's handing you that money, if there's no paper troll for the money you can keep put the government find anything, literally what I just don't believe that. That's what my family and that's what people I know do. Well, we're just gonna say it's two hundred after after tat Okay, two hundred after

tax. That's that's a lot still, But I don't know, man, that's it for a lifelong ailment like that centered around my cap put in the middle of fucking you pull out of her. You gotta let But after that your dick hurts and you're like, I can't keep you can't sorry, you snore so hard, lean back so hard, you fall through your bed, You go straight into your fucking mattress and you're on the floor like dropping a wet weight in a paper bag. You could be a chat and cut your

dick off and then just buy like a ten thousand prosthetic one. Chad, do you like a check? Waste all the money. Waste all the money you just got on the day you invest ten thousand dollars, and now you still have two hundred and ninety thousand dollars to do what you please. And you have oh sorry, I was one or ninety thousand my chrome cock. Now I have my metallic chrome cock that is prehensile like a monkey's tail. I give you the best fuck of your life. And no, no,

don't touch which a robo penis. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna go fuck some bits I want to be in the future, like I'm gonna go fuck some prospects. So she dies dead or alive. You're coming with me? All right? We got a good one here, putting putting black face on my light bulbs, running good Morrow, lads. This is actually a question my girlfriend keeps asking me before scribbling on her hand and scampering off mysteriously. Which looks which looks better esthetically? No nipples or no nails? Does

your answer change depending on gender? Long days and pleasant knights, fellas, I think nipples are such an intrinsic part of breast. Now, without nipples, I don't think i'd like breast as much. It does change with the sex, for sure, because a woman without nipples is just it's hilarious, like something's missing that it's not move Yeah, it's it's strange. I didn't stop jacking off, but like, yeah, you kept power through. Yeah, like, oh man, you powered through. Its not gonna sit on

my hand, But does that I don't know that. That really is kind of like a duet situation though, right, because you would you would would you rather? Here's here's a question, a side question to this. Would you trade away the fat of the boob for just the nipple? No? Absolutely, it's just the right, So you would, But you wouldn't do the opposite, would you? Also, it's kind of like a they're like hall of Oates. Yeah, yeah, that's actually a good uh yeah,

because I don't I don't even know their full names. You're not gonna go to a John Oates con I don't even know it was ots. I wouldn't even I don't even know if that's true. I think it is John. I think it is John. Is it really? That's just a guest. I wonder master Chief John Oates. I think it might be Jimmy wrong. It's actually no Halls, Darryl Hall. They sound like bandits, Jimmy Hall, John Oates, Jimmy this is a very like Billy Billion Billy Billy the

Caterver. Yeah like that. It's only that wild, Yeah, Darryl. At least I only know that though, because of the lawsuit that they were having with each other, seeing each other over their discography or something. Yeah, that sucks, so sad, so stupid, Like you're your penis and a second wind or something. You're hauling oats. It's over. Just just live coast. You got like you crazy. I'm lot of people are crazy that you're probably still making a shipload of money. Yeah, joint group,

You're probably like just let it be. Yeah, Oh I don't know. I would. I would just I feel like if tits don't have nipples, I don't care about them anymore. Yeah, it's like instant it needs it and I don't want they gotta be like sucking on the bottom of a foot, you know. Ye, At the same time, the nipple as it is, it's kind of like a like in isolation. The nipple is a

very whatever thing. I know, but when I see him on, when I see him on a guy, I'm just like, even even a close up of a girl's nipples very like fucking okay, who cares and works. But what happens is if you would you would you would you suck on a nipple? I guess because it wouldn't really be anything where I where am I sucking? You suck? Well, it would be like you literally have to

suck your dick. You're sexually nursing, and so you can't like, you know, you can't do that with the lack of nibble kind of it just kind of defeats a bird. But okay, well let's up. Since the stimulations there, but let's move on. Well let's move on to the nails though, Yeah, because that's that's always visible, you know what I mean, Like that's everybody. I think nail list is dangerous. I think also, I think again dangerous because I feel like the nails protect your hands to

a little degree. I don't know what the hell are you talking about. Like now, your hand, your finger, it feels very weird without the nail because I have that had it but had to grow back but that's in the context of you losing you always like if you just didn't just oh my god, that's so gross picking your nails out like that. That's a bloody

mess. And I have a really visceral like apprehension, like apprehensive reaction to that, Like I really I feel that's like the nails on the chalkboard to me, anything with like nails coming off, Yeah, just say that to myself recently, where like I hit my fucking my toenail, my big toenail, and like it like bent in the middle and like, fucking favorite.

Go watch the reboot I think came out in like oh five, the reboot of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, And there's this dude is running through the fields like where the sheets are hung up, and then motherfucker, somehow just wodni does appears and cuts his leg off, and then so he's dragging him back down into the cellar and then he clangs onto it and you see his nails pop off. That's the worst part of the movie, not him, not the people getting cut up or anything like, not dudes being hung by.

What really bothers me is that, like cool? Who thanks, bro? That doesn't even make sense. But yeah, whithers about those movies that those people are so stupid, like so uselessly stupid. They are like I'm like, I was like until they made him like Michael Myers like a fucking magical creature. I would have shot him. Then I went for his head.

I would have chopped his head off immediately. There's a I would have to chopped his head off, and I'd be like, now this is not a problem, and i would say I would throw it into better some ship. I'd go over a helicopter. I would throw over a volcano. I like the the the original, just because that bitches runs and I'm like, oh, finally somebody just runs away from the problem and not like gets because they tried to do it a weaver. No, no, no, who's the

girl from the fucking famous woman from from Michael Myers. What's your name? Oh no no, don't don't don't do that, give me the Curtis. Don't do because don't confe you start putting names and like it'll like you do that you didn't plant like fake the truth in the stories, and then it like it decombobulates the person wrong. This makes other people sing and then you'll insert something to block it. You know what I'm saying. It's almost like

like uh like certain like water displacement. We're like you you there's like a tub and it's full of the right name, but then you drop like a fucking and all the right thing that falls out of it, and it's mostly wrong that that was mostly wrong, and there's like I can still kind of I think the right answer still there, but it's like it's like at the edges, put the two parts of the right name together. No, it's all split. Come come, Come, Come, Come, Come, Come,

Come, Come, Come, Come, Come, Come Come. The first songs I learned how to play on piano that's very good, one barely inconvenience. I would love to be one of those motherfuckers that created something that I like, the iconic jingle YEA kills a town full of people. I was like, oh, one nig of that, the Jason guy, that guy, because it's just I'm like, I mean, that's kind of awesome though it's it's not music, but it's like an to make an iconic sound

like that, it's really dope. I was like, I could do better. Freddy Mercury, not Freddy Mercury, Freddy Freddy Krueger, Freddy Kruger's what are you doing? Want to Fred's Larry. That's Larry Bird getting onto the field. So he show basketball field. There's annoying. They can't even focus, they can't even playing there. There comes to Larry Bird, Larry Bird, Larry Larry parentheses the bird on the court. They're baseball announcers. Now

it's my only context for announcers, Larry Chris. Do you think if you got all of our group of friends right, Yeah? Do you think we'd be able to kill Jason or Michael Myers? Yeah? I think so because we wouldn't make mistakes were saying this. First of all, we wouldn't split up or anything. We would gang We would gang up on him. I think Michael Myers is invincible. Jason, he's gonna be dealt with. No, no, no, Jason Voor He's just invincible. Actually, well,

he keeps cool, he keeps getting stupidly resurrected. So all you gotta do is keep him away from electricity. He's fine. Well, no, remember that that three? Do you remember remember the third one? Three? And the third one? Like black ink Win is some nigga and then he became

him. Swear to God, swear in my life if that's true, I swear like the third one on black Ink, that was his third electricity resurrected them each time, like I think in the second street he was under the lake and then like one of those cables that like power cables, like sh he was like, oh, he gets struck by lighting and like the sixth

one, I think, imagine the lightning and then you get power. Got an unguarded fucking uh coffin like nobody thought to like it's so somebody takes it up and then they stab him because like fuck you Jason, and then lightning strikes any resurrects, and I'm like, are you fucking why would that just be casually there? He would have been shot in the space. They would have shot him in the space. He would have been shot into like the

sun or something. But the thing about it, they're not that guy comeback. They It is kind of weird that at that point in time, for whatever reason, we just gave our monsters like government names. Yeah, it's just like this is the monster Jason Jason for well, it's the it's the nature. There's supposed to be people that definitely understand it always made it sillier to me because it's just like, oh, there's you know scary my uncle

his name is Donovan, Like is terrifying. It's just the idea of somebody giving like a like a almost like a like a horror movie speech about like this this evil entity. And then it's just like, Jim, we should do about horror movie, the snark harror movie. That would be fun. That would be a lot of fun. That would be good idea, that'd

be very fun. We had decide who dies first out of us though, and we also got we got to side the villain, like Jim, it'll be Jim Drew, It'll be what his name, It'll be uh, bald guy cap on his head. He gained like a bunch of murderous intent. And to come after that, who who are you talking to? The guy? The guy that be the beanie guy he becomes confused with each other is so fascinating. What's the next question? I love that Temple Serial Murder will

play last question and then we'll we'll book it. Halo t Bag wrote, and he says, sup. Three blind mice, longtime listener, first time commenter, welcome aboard. Hell yeah. My question is there's a lot of really bad faith media criticism going around these days, and I'm curious to know what is the worst piece of criticism you've ever heard for something that you like I got. I feel like you have stuff a media probably with some of

it. I got some bad tech for sure. So recently in the Star Wars the movie show acollate right, it takes place a few hundred years before Get My Fire out of here. It's fun to do here, It is pretty cool. So what happens is there was twat. There was there was a moment where they don't fucking don't don't don't don't disrespect them quat, thank you twigger? Then you twigger twigger? Oh man, there's so much moldability

there, your Max. That is so monkey de loofy bananas man. But yeah, so there was there was a moment where so granted it was a two lesbian characters, so people are already mad about that. Uh, they created they them using the force created two twins, right, similar way to Anakin was born and it was created by the force as well. The problem which is, I think that's dumb and it's all but it's it's he's the prodigal son, is Jesus Christ literally of the universe. So that's why it's

all magic to begin with. So fucking you know, my fuckers can throw people across rooms, but creating life is that crazy to them? But justn't saying because motherfuckers that are literally aliens. Yeah, it's all that, it's it's but what people it was people draw their lines that right. What happened is that there's a character named Darth Darth players is the person that was the Wise. Yes, in fact, you know that's crazy, but no,

I just know. I just know that Codor he's heavily mentioned in quota. I didn't I think if he ended or No, he's not in there, right, he's mentioned. I didn't finish Coodor because it broke on me that game is a great game, dude. There was like a thing you needed to like like specific armor or like a garb you needed to use to disguise yourself again, and it was like super early and then like I died in the in the mission, and then when I respawned, just wasn't there.

So like I was just like, that's right. So I remember you saying that because dude, it's crazy too, because like that's a game that I have no nostalgia for it all. I don't even like Star Wars. Really didn't play it as a kid, and I was liking it even even though

it was like super Jank, I like it anyway. But then it was like, yeah, at that point, I was like, that's I'll find Maybe at some point later I'll play it again, but yeah, Dark plagas the Wives finds a way to be able to manipulate the Force using uh, keeping people alive in perpetuity. Uh. He finds a ritual to do it, and he combines it with science. So my assumption is that the ritual that he used was the ritual that they used to create life in the Force.

He probably just modified it scientifically. But everybody got so fucking mad, and I was just like, why don't you just kind of fill in context clues and figure out this min that's not to do with other things Anakin got made by the Force, like Anakin specially was like, yes, but he he's still the chosen one, but this might have been a similar means of creating life as well. Like it's not one doesn't nullify the other exactly.

So I'm assuming the people that are complaining they just have no knowledge of any of that. They don't they don't know the real story of Star Wars. Yeah, and that's it. There's so many often moments where shit in Star Wars is like fucking wildly fantastical, out of out of the point where it doesn't make any sense, and you're supposed to be like, all right, cool, This world is bigger than the characters that exist that we've seen in

the movies. And that's another problem as well. Peoplen't understand the world is much bigger than like the Skywalkers. They're very important, don't get me wrong. They're like the most forced attuned people, but it's a galaxy. Yeah, I don't. I personally don't give a shit about the Skywalker lineage. I'm done with them. Yeah, uh Luke b Vader, I'm done now, that's it. I will say those caring about Larry Bird like it's over, it's done it, We're done with and then got court martialed. There's

so there's so many other characters and lay egg harassment. You're not supposed to lay eggs on the basketball field. That's the number. He bent forward when the cast like, what is Glarry doing? Literally bent over? I just quick a shot an egg. Well, she's like Larry birders giving birth. This is a Code seven giving egg. No, right, it's not not it not is it's something like that. It's definitely sexual nature, but like you know, it's not it's not done right. You have to like come

on the egg and they bust on the eggs. Yeah, you like come on and then they like, that's gonna be my son in a few months. So like if we busted on the eggs, imagine not imagine having that little of an understanding, but like what an egg is like is like women are just full of like finished eggs, right, like shells, and then you just have to like and I bust on the eggs right and just babies. It's like crazy or by that is that what Jack the Ripper was trying

to do? You think he was like look if the spur if I think from my understanding, because they say that they think he's like a physician or something, it was like a really smart but he was a doctor or something. He was just like, hmm, can I speed the process up by just coming directly on the imagine he was accidentally killing women. Yeah, he was like he was like they came to him for surgery, but like it was just so like fucking ancient, like rudimentary technology that he was like,

he was just killing him. And every time he sees him, he gets scared. He's like, ah, just SA disembounds them and then cuts them. People, Why does this keep happening? My favorite head, my favorite head Cannon about that entire scenario. I think I might have said this on the show before, but I love it. Is the idea that like nobody, nobody ever knew who Jack the Ripper was. That's like a big thing about him. It's like it's one of the biggest unsolved crimes in the world.

So they named him Jack the Ripper. But like, my it's really funny for me to imagine that his name really was Jack. Jack. That freaked him the funk out that they just ship I gotta I gotta stop. He stopped. That's why he stopped. He's like, what the my name is Jack? His name My name is literally Jack Jackal Jackals the Ripper, And everybody's like, it's you in it. I swear to God, no

no it's not. Yes, but not the right way. They're stupid as fuck, to the point you probably convinced them like, no, it wasn't me. I know we have you bend him out of a bo a good tousling, and they banged him. He f I don't know, and we just lost that lore like that. They they found him, they fucked him to death, and then they just that just got lost the lord. Now we think we never knew he was. They fucking broke his spine. We knew exactly Louis was. His name was Jack. His name was Jacker.

His name was Jack Ripper. We fucked it till he was bloody, and then we left him in the middle of a fucking field sword out, and you fucking Yanks thought we never figured it out. Yeah, looked little bit. That's the big deal. That's so barbarians without bones broken tan the dost and ashes, big deal. Okay, not too savage in it. Nothing's wrong with that. You don't even have a faction. Somebody tell the baron's disintegrated. You never a little bit the town dog until it turned into a

pass and you never left the town Gorgan town dog heard. I heard, like there's a imagine there's a town Gorgan Jesus turns regular blow so much. We didn't mention this. Did you fucking see that? Gordon Ramsey got into like that. Oh yeah, he looked like he got affected by the darkness. He has a bunch of black parts of him. It wasn't a motorcycle, it was he's a cyclist. Oh, he's just on a bicycles. Yeah, he's a cyclist. Man. There's such a shape at his age

and it was just like held See. The problem was he was cooks cooking a lobster dinner, fantastic tar. Motherfucker was on the freeway. He's trying to has a pot of lobsters. He has a minute goal of it on a go. It's sucking. He got a generate on the back of his bike. Generator on his back back. He gets that nice brown seck. He's weaving. He's so many accidents you going, he's doing that, he gets hit whatever. It's the point that he got so bad that there were

cars literally burge. That's how bad a multiplication symbol. He's like, what the fun? He's got so much death And finally a hero cop like did a pit maneuver to take him out. His eyes and dies and he knows I got stopped. He died, he sacrificed himself, maneuver he game. And then the driver died. And then Cardon Razey just gets a little bruise side and he's like, he killed disk. It's saved it picked it up. The pots. The oven is perfectly fine. Bec Sky is like my

bisk is ruined body. He's talking like he's doing the narration for his episode. I don't know what to do here. The barone's so fucking stupids ruined. Oh my god, I don't know if it will be the savage, the salvage. This is completely unsalvagable. He goes the top, losing balance on the on the bike as well. He's making right, it's too handy, not even on the no, no, no no, he's holding a one hand with the bike and and on his shoulder. He put the trying

to stir in the fucking pot. It's it's I'm doing my best, but my best might not just be enough. And then the oh, I've fallen. The person that has been over such bad stape. His hand is inside his fall but his fingers coming out of his eyeball sockets. He's he's in the car, but he's like he's petrified, like he's he's like a magical spell. He's just like perma British, like just like he took so much damage that he sees and he's stuck this way. Like if you see his

body like like you know, like an exhoom mummy. If you see his body, you know he's British even like one hundred years later. Just that it's crazy though his voice, he replicated, this entire body is just like tenderized. Dude, it's crazy. But he gets up like you know, like actually felt bad for it, like he was like idea where he's like he's like his handshaking, Yeah, dude, yes, who you look like somebody painted him? Like yeah, I'll never season anything again. You fucking

cut you ruined everything. That's Truely, I hope they bring it up in because I me and Jojo Watchell's kitchen. Did they still make them seasons? Yeah? They're two or something. He's an entertaining guy. Yeah, he's awesome and this literally loves that show. I really like all the reality shows that I've seen. I really do like the cooking ones like where there's something about it. Also I think I feel like I pick up some stuff.

I actually learn how to make risotto watching the show. Oh for sure, teacher you stuff, but like, also fuck it, you know, al right, okay, great, yeah, there's the Star Wars stuff for you. Then oh yeah, yeah, and you know, this is actually a perfect Oh yeah, it's a perfect time to bring up the Boys, because that's what the person those people criticizing that they're in the same vein as the

same thing that you were talking about is. I guess the people that are watching the seasons prior just didn't really understand The Boys is the because the people that are watching are psychopaths, and they get vindicated by Homelanders. They're insane behaviors. It's the sathing that happened the people that, yeah, I know, I know when that should happen. I was like, like people that like the Punisher, It's like, what are you guys? Are cops wear

Punisher fucking gear? And I'm like, literally kills cooking the cops, Like, actually, he's a fucking he's a he's a psychopath. He would have killed Chopvins, Like, actually, he probably would have murdered him. He is so casually fine with killing people that thinks that need to be killing and that's not a good thing, and things that need to be kill you. I just like that. It's insane. It's like and then like, Okay,

obviously Homelander is insane. Obviously Homelander people like in a show, even in a show the people that fucking decided to follow Rorshack, and it's like, do you guys not know Rorshack? No? They I would have hated y'all. It really just dude. It. Media criticism is rough because like I feel like there's a lot of people with a lot of influence and a lot of reach who don't really understand how to do the job that they've fallen into. What I mean by that, it's like there's a lot of people

who are media critics who aren't actually trained media critics. They just kind of have a lot of it. Yeah, it's like, yeah, talk about political back, like people that doing political stuff when they don't really know what public they just blew up. They don't know what they're talking about. And the thing is that those things need to be in that category too, by the way, Like I have no business really really covering politics, and that's why I just step away from it. Well, I just wasn't. Also

I was, I was joking you. I treated it specifically like a comedy, like I was never like, oh here I am, I'm a voice. But you have the capacity to learn if you wanted to. I think that's the difference, though, the difference between a lot of these people that are making these criticisms. I think they're I don't want to say I know, but I have. I think that they're very stupid. I think a

moment to take a step back and look at this. I don't think they have the capacity to do it. I think it's so easy because I think it's too obvious. It's like, we're not brilliant people. It's fucking obvious. It's like I'm watching The Boys season one. I'm just I just started over from the very beginning. From the very beginning, you immediately realize how

much of a piece of shit Homelander is. But he makes a comment about a train and how translucent is more valuable than all of a train's people, and you're like, that's that's fucking like episode two or something that's like that is incredibly racist thing to say. I'm like, you identify with this guy and maybe they do, but I'm just saying like there's a lot of people and then the whole, the whole, like say the that you know,

the taking on religion and cult like mentality and being at that. There's a lot of stuff that they've clearly that if you were say anywhere center right, you would probably have a problem with this show. But they did it because it's the media literacy is like a problem. Yeah right, And that's yeah, because there was an episode last season where they're like, it's literally that meme where he's going around and he's where homelands looking around. It's like,

oh they liked it. Oh yeah, that's literally, yeah, that is you couldn't get more transparent than But yeah, I don't know, I noticed it a lot, like even outside of the realm of politics, and so it's like people don't really when you're looking at something seriously, you have to kind of not necessarily remove yourself from it, but there is a layer of

consideration that needs to be taken into it. Like my answer is like it's not anything as serious or as crazy as you guys, but it's specifically, I guess, revolving around criticism of certain games and like what like what certain games are supposed to do versus what people expect them to do or what people like want them to do they don't do, or like they're placing like why can't Oh there's it's it's almost like that was that that that ign thing was

like, uh, this game was like seven out of ten too much water or something. Yeah, I know what you're saying, but it's like it's like a bad it's a bad criticism. But I think I think about Destiny a lot in that regard because there are people like, oh, I still have people in like like whenever I stream it, there's like Destiny, why are you still playing Destiny? Destney has no story? And I'm like that's crazy because like the same people will be like, oh I love dark souls

or demon souls. Yeah, the story is there a distance and under you have to fight, you have to dig for it, but that doesn't mean it's not there. And if I'm not understanding that personally, that's like very better though, like it's gotten way better at showing you the story up front now, right, But the point that it's crazy, Yeah, it's like, dude, come on, it's been like that hasn't been true for like maybe like seven years at this point, like relax and it's like, I

don't know me. For me, it's not very reactionary too. They think they've had their impression of something and then it's just it just stuck that way. My idea is a lot of people are getting really on the start that the woke train, the I, the E I I Now, yeah, that's a new thing, and it really confuses me. It's like, what's

confusing? We live in a world that's so transparently wildly different, right that when a person, like when a person of color shows up in something that makes sense, it just makes like, if there's a world of humans, why would there not be different colored humans. That makes me angry. Those people, the people that they don't they don't believe that, they don't believe

that there's other people. They don't believe black people there are white people that are way Yeah, that's actually, well what do you mean, sir, I'm black? He's like, I don't believe you. What are you talking about? I didn't know his eyes he realized that you're screen screen dude. I'm just saying that the people that say ship like that, that like they called the mayor of Baltimore, d I mayor like a black fucking city. Like like it's one of those things where like, Okay, I know you

don't believe this. You can't because that information is so wrong. You've just been taught it. Somebody relayed this to you. You can't possibly think that's a de I thing because you don't know anything about Baltimore. You don't know anything about that mayor. Somebody just said d I d I. And now that there's a black pep, well, they think they think the world is twitter. Yeah, they think they think that he got that position because like

people like voted on a pool or something like that. It's like the d like it doesn't like a character being a color doesn't mean like not Like I understand that there was a lot of time where they did a lot of interjecting characters that were coloring things. But it was good time. No, no, no, And it is a good time creating the characters. You know. So oftentimes the characters of color, the different sexu orientations fall to the

wayside based on the construction of them. You know. Yeah, that's happened

quite a bit. Sure. Sure. The issue now though, is that now it's like a universal problem where it's like now we have like no, you can't really it really sucks that, like media companies have figured this out because now there's no there's no real legit criticism anywhere now because now you can you can fully bet on people overreacting to stuff that you weren't even planning as like a political thing, you know what I mean, Like you just cast

a show normally, and then you can bet that there will be like a bunch of people angry about it, and that's free marketing. And then and then people will take advantage of that. They'll be like, oh, look at how woke we are, or look at how fucking progressive we are. We've got like this amazing cut and people we're upsetting people with are fucking awesome casting. And now it's used this that and now like that bullshit outrage.

It's like profit, like profiting your people profit from it. Is now acting like it's like a marketing wing for the for the fucking companies. Isn't that a dragon age, dude, Ghostbusters? It's it's so annoying. It's just to the point now where like you write a story, right and you're like, oh, I've a just character being like this, and if you Adam like that, people be like, that's woke, and it's like, no,

I this is the person that fits the character. The problem this goes this goes back all the way to the Busters twenty sixteen thing, where it's like the problem with Ghostbusters twenty sixteen wasn't that it was an all female cash at all. Was part of the problem was that it was a stupid idea and that they were pretending like that was some feet like that was like some amazing fucking thing. Nobody asked for it. Nobody asked for it. Nobody

Ghostbusters ever again, because those movies are stupid. Ghostbusters is a bad I like people, look, I appreciate boost. I think the first Ghostbusters is a fun movie. The second was terrible. I was fun. It's bad. I watched the new one. It was it's looking. It's also terrible. It's one of those things where it's like, well, there's they obviously heavily pumped nostalgia, but it has the like you say, the oh, let's let's try to make it kind of woke to you know, like like

it's all performing, it's all even even though that ship bombed. But because nobody want to see it the twenty sixty one, Yeah, nobody want to see it. Bothers bevies. It's like, what, like I can't like, I don't know if I if I write a story, right, and I have like a fucking a white a white show lead, right, and I write a story and like, I really particularly want a black character to

be this this character right, no matter what. I'm like, that's woke because in this world, I think, think of the think of the set, the fact that there is one black person in Star Wars universe. It's stupid, that's crazy. It's all one count count argument that is there's there should be fewer, should there should be a lesser number than zero. I think there's two now, right, they're in there. Two. There was

Lando, Lando and Orlando. There's Maze, There's Finn and the There's Niggy Nigg the black Tako's hinted that if J J. Rally made Star Wars nig swift Foot, he's just the fastest character by far, And it's like, man, it sucks that. Like every it's the people that are so you have the the vast majority of people, like ninety something percent of people that are as dumb as fucking they'll believe anything. And then there's the people that

are feeding them information that are aware. Yeah, they're still stupid, They're still they're stupid, I think, but they're aware. They know if they accuse everything of being woke, they're gonna get clicks. So even when they know something isn't woke, like say, even when it's an original idea like oh, here's this indie game that stars as like African kid or whatever woke and it's like, what do you what does that mean? Like how could

that possibly be take place in Africa? It is Africa has white people. It's like they're just some thing they can think of that is like it doesn't matter, like oh, yaske or something any Yashka has been in things before last example. Literally it is literally the reverse. I've been saying this for years. It is literally the reverse of what what had been happening, which was like, oh, this this show has like uh, this show has like a predominantly white cast. And then it's like, oh that's racist.

Yeah, why why is it that? Why is that is not what the show? I understand saying this argument right, Let artists make the ship that they want to make that's my they want to make a who Black show, they want to make an old white show, they want to make a fucking Jews show, they want to make a fucking diverse show. Is that it's good. If it's good, it will stand on its own and people will

like it or hate it. And that's that's where Chris that cars have the ability to be able to create whatever they want, right, right, But it's so insane to create stories where there's no like unless I disagree, that's the period piece. No, I fundamentally disagree, because there are places in the country that are like, if you want to make a story in Maine, there's like literally like maybe like I agree, I agree, right, But if you have a story in Maine and there's like it's like a ninety

plack cast, like that's a little, that's a little. I also agree with that it's like supposed to be accurate whatever. But stories like let's say Game of Thrones, right right, Game of Thrones in the book, there are plenty of black characters, right, Okay, but for some reason in the show, characters that were black they made white. Yeah. I don't

know, I don't know. I don't it's like and it's like, there's also characters that they took away, right, well, it's not every single characters that were black, Like most two characters that were black people, they made them white. I don't know, yeah, I just look at the only the only uh, well, I would just say, hold on is that is that would it be a problem with the other I don't know. I don't know. I know that then they did it the other way around.

Well you did do it the way around, right, No, no, no no, but it fit the purpose of the story because it helped insinuate something. And then people got mad if they had more black characters in there. Well, that's what it's supposed to be white to see that, there's the dichotomy. It's it's I agree. I also just kind of feel like whatever do but you also understand like, right, you're right, your argument is not right. Here's the thing because this a little devil's advocate.

The only reason why that that is it's a Even though I want to believe that's how things should be, I don't trust people to just be make whatever you want because of this history and historically, like say that libertarian kind of outlook on things like everybody do what you want to do, things don't end up well, and so in media things might take a turn. Here's in

a way that it's not like the way that you're envisioning. My counter argument to that is like, if we cannot live in a if we cannot live in a structure where we are free to do what we want with art and we cannot be trusted and if things go south or whatever, then that is quite frankly not a species or a culture that deserves to arrive anyway. Well, then we should have been nuked a long time ago. Yeah, the

humans are not. I agree. I think the way absolute when you think about like say that there's they're like, do you remember just a little scientgent Candice Owens was saying, Oh, the problem with Hitler was conquest and not that like just being It's an insane thing to say when it's like she said it like that allowed bro and if someone didn't walk up to her and you know, just pow. Yeah, she's still thriving, even though she's not

with the Daila Wry. She's still thriving alive. It's weird, but like the thing is, when the whole world is based off of conquest, And I'm like, what do you like the whole the entire the entire, like say, like you do not have a problem with everybody, like say why everybody speaks English Spanish? But whatever? All the like, that's she humans

did not do great ship throughout time. And when it comes to even translating through art, I can't imagine how long it would have taken for a lot of things to have happened to even normalizing people of color being in media in the first place. If it wasn't kind of forced and there wasn't like a big pushback, I can't imagine. That's what I'm saying. It's like when I think about like fresh Prince's, like, what do you think that it was forced? You know? No, no, no, no, would

we even have a fresh Prince at all? If people weren't forced to integrate? Is what I'm saying. What would black people get? Would black people get? No, it's not the concepts, the conception of it is the same question. The the idea is that, like, think of how long it took us to just get even now, look at the history that we have now in us being in present in things and shown in sort of movies, you know it's not. And I think this is because you're genuinely not

a racist person. Why this might fly over your head a little bit? No, I don't know what do you mean because of the fact that it took us so long to integrate, period into this the mainstream world in general, that weren't pushed and nudged along. But I'm not saying that. What do you think I'm saying exactly make what you're saying, people should make what they want to make right. But if that was always the case, where would we be now? I think if that was always the case, we

would have had this a lot sooner. Probably is I agree, there's a I like say, for example, imagine saying estrapolating that to you know, giving black people and women rights if they had that libertarian mentality, people should be able to do what they want to do. Would that have happened without actual forcing pushback and making this happen because the right thing to do I'm talking about I'm not talking about like, No, that that translates though, what

are you're being a strong man right now? The notion of those things all stem from similar things in the world happening. You know, why do you think I was a thing in the first place in arts? Can I tell you something. I don't think that ship's real. Okay, that's kind of what I'm saying. I don't think there is this fucking thing. What are we talking about here? I don't think de I is real in the way in the way that people are talking about it. No, I don't care

about what people are talking about. I'm talking about actual d I know. But what is actual de I do? Uh? So, like you want to seeople getting forced into things, It's not forced. It's giving them a opportunity because they're historically fucked right, because they're not forced into it. What are you They're not being forced into things? This is this is what I'm saying. No, you cannot make this thing unless you don't do this.

That is not what's happening. What's happening is the industry and the people in our world that are in that media space have evolved in general and are choosing to do this anyway. You know, conspiracy, conspiracy, I don't know you're talking is that's what that's the idea? Are you talking talking to the precursor of that? What happened is for a long time I don't know who

you're listening to. That's not what de I is. I is not nefarious in the beginning, in the beginning of it, because what happens I think you guys are talking about like it's like c r T. It's like there is nothing the farious about until somebody gave it an a faarious label, like I like, what do we like? I don't know where you're like, Diversity Inclusions talks about the I. I don't care what people are saying. What I'm talking about, what how people talk about things? Define what it

is? Yes, talk about how we're saying one times one is two because he believes seventy percent of people believe that that would make it define definition. That's how you guys are both literally right, but you guys are arguing different

segments how cultural feelings, and I'm talking about what is real. What happens is if if And then the conception of d md I, right before it became a thing about marketing or bullshit like that, they would literally took people that did not inquir not include these things, and they put them into it. And then that notion started the waterfall of allowing people of color being involved in things in general. That was the beginning of the wave of happening at

this point now where we're going through more or less. Yes, there's a lot of people that are sooe horned to things they shouldn't have been in. But without without the nature of it happening the first few times, it might have not. We don't know when it would have happened. Well, that's one thing, I'll say, what would think that's the that's the argument he's making. Let's not look like now if we had the libertarian libertarian position is

let people do what they want to do. And we're talking about art, and so you have all of these execs and people that don't want to include say say it wasn't it wasn't. Let's just talk about like say two thousand and four to two thousand and five Justice League, there was the idea wasn't to put John Stewart in. They put him in there for d I purposes. They want a diversity. That's the the d stance for diversity. So there's equity and inclusion. But like they just we want to not make the

cast is white. And it's like that wasn't the obviously putting in Hal Jordan is the move because he's the guy, he's the major, Like, no, put in John Stewart, we need somebody we want to black. This up ended up working out. It ended up working out, that's true, and it ended up working out extremely and of young fans in like really well. But it's if we think about if we take the libertytarian approach let people

do what they want, that never would have happened. And it may have been through ignorant it may have been through prejudice, but it might have taken forever. We don't know exactly. Assuming that let people do what they want means that there's just like there's never it's just like one idea from start to finish, and it never changes or adapts. It may very well. What I'm talking about is like they're not let's let's imagine the writer's room for the

Justice League. They were like, all right, let's just make a just make the Justice League. It is in our heads, right, we'll probably be just like the team of a little bit a team of white people. Right. Usually I would imagine at that time, especially, somebody comes in and it's like, we should probably make one of these like different, And then somebody's been like, oh, yeah, all right. That's different than being like I want to make a show about country life in Maine or whatever,

right, where it's like specifically about this specific family or whatever. Right, Oh, yes, that that But there's a difference there. But that's because there's no it's not like I need it to be white. It was just like white as a default. And then like there was a suggestion there to be like, oh, the same thing happened with Seinfeld actually because they needed like they were like, this show is like really only appealing to like

very specific section of the audiences. You gotta get a woman in here. They were like, yeah, that's actually a good idea. Yeah, we hadn't thought about that, but that's that's there's a difference between that and I think like the idea of how it is being talked about, where it's like people are forcing the shit at the at specifically the detest or at specifically the

opposing wishes of the people who created it. I agree with you, there's a staunch idea where it's like, we can't have a black person here, you know what I mean. I don't think that's real. Beforehand, we would never know if that would so first of all, Like, I don't even think that's that extreme, because when you think about like the former owner

of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, a seethingly racist person. He owns an organization that is eighty percent black people you know in it well, of course, and he's seethingly the idea of that not being possibly being talking points like I don't want black people in it. It's kind of also silly to think that people that are Look, here's here's the thing. My thing is, I don't I don't like the idea of forcing people to do shit. Obviously.

I actually, when I was much younger, well over a decade ago, I used to have some libertarian principles roll like I think, But then when I got older, I'm like, that doesn't make sense because people are gonna get fucked in their asses. There's gonna be country, there's gonna be states where it's just the wild West, and and and then women are property shit and black people don't don't are not exist, you know what I mean?

Because literally we live in this country that there's so many stupid and racist people that want this ideals of people I don't even understand they're stupid or racist's the biggest problem comes from that. It's like, unfortunately, in some instances, there are people that are trying to some of those crazy people that are on YouTube are right to a certain extent that there are people trying to overcorrect and insert bullshit and it's kind of making and I feel like it's backifire.

I think it's more of a writing issue than a casting issue or a representation issue, though I don't. I don't think it's a matter of like there are too many black people in the show. I think it's a matter of, like there there are there's this conversations that just don't happen. There's conversations about like it's it's so, I've seen it, and it is it is. I get it, like I get why it's irritating it and I wish it was just like these conversations are don't happen. I mean, you're you're

right, you're right, but you're not. It's transcended. You're not one of those people that would think those things. Yeah, it's what happens is that your brain is trying to logic it. You're like, but why wouldn't this thing change? Eventually? The things that would fit more, you know obviously, like, oh, eventually you would change it because you know, obviously diversity would spice things up, it would add different dynamics. Right,

But some people genuinely don't think that. They would make it as cookie cutter and removing things as much as possible because they think it's the right thing to do. Like, if you're making a show about rural Maine, obviously that's gonna it may have a black character because every pretty much everyone that goes school knows at least one black person, you know, pretty much, not everybody, not everybody, not even in Maine, right, our friends from Maine,

he knew one black person's and that character would stick out. You know, I'm probably this person is different from everybody else. You know, those usually characters in your life, you know. But instance, right, when you'd make that thing, right, you'd be all right, this doesn't have any black characters in it, Right, That's that's relatively fine. Right, But like for instance, and this is my Grapfa Seinfeld, right, But

it's not always it's that like Mike Grapfa Silulfeld. Right, It's like Seinfeld is a show that takes place in New York City, Right, right. New York City is so heavily black, especially at that period of time, and you see, like me, four or five black characters, you know, maybe maybe four or five, maybe maybe very fluckly I think three actually, and that doesn't make sense to me. You see maybe four Hispanic characters, and I'm like, like me being there and living in there, how

could you? How could I make a story about I gonna worry about New York? I thought about it constantly when I was watching. That's why my grandmother didn't really Care's why some people I know didn't really care about that show too much. I think I felt the objectively a fantastically written show. I

think I can't be denied about it. That's interesting. But you know, things like that for me is like, as a person from my perspective, rocking so much of a very amateur writer at best, How could I make a story about the world I live in without having so many other colors and shades in it? Look, that's what I think of it. You know, you think of that probably too innately, because your life is around people

of so many colors and shades as well. But some people, even though they exist like that, they probably still not put that shit in there. Yeah, this better for the story I want to tell. And it's like, but how how could you you never met anyone like this or like that? Well, it depends on the difference of like what you're focusing on for your story, you know what I mean. I agree that's important as well. We're not interested in Sinefeld they We're not interested in creating a believable New

York City. I agree. Also, it's literally just a very Jewish show about Jews in New York, very Jewish, And that shows a fine the prediction of it, right, But for it for me, if I was making a show in New York, it have they'd have my fuckers from Tibet because I've met my fucks from Tibet in the show. Yeah, in my life. You know, that's the that's the nature and difference between how things work. You know, if you're telling a particular kind of story, especially

in a part of a world. What is so diverse in the world of space where there's aliens and magic, in a world where there is dragons and demons and all that ship having if it's if it's not a period pieces, most people don't give a Yeah, that's true. Well, I'll bring it back to the conversation because do you remember, do you guys remember Kingdom Come Deliverance. Yes, yeah, I'm hearing it was like a big thing about that game because like there were no minority characters in that game, because it

took place in like a very specific place at a very specific time. And that's and that's kind of thing that I'm talking about. It's just like, come on, they clearly wanted to do something very specific and just let them do. Like I don't, I don't really understand what the problem is,

right, Yeah, that's more arbitrary, that's totally. It's total. Well, it's it's you can tell that things like that is it's just a part of this the culture war talking point because people don't atually it's like say the first two Dragon Ages there's zero black people in them, right, there's nothing. There's nothing, and no one gave up and it was pre cultural bullshit.

So that's who right now, there's the thing going on right now where it's just translated because most people in the most people on average, especially most people in the United States, most people lean left. They don't care. They only care about what you care about. Criticis they want good writing, good storytelling. Yeah, I want to be where you're at. I want to be optimistic too, to be like I want people to just write and

be able to do whatever they want. But there's too many fucking weirdos out there. There's too many people on the top that are seethingly racist too, which is fucking it's crazy. Yeah, it doesn't seem really to you. They get exposed. It's kind of like says Harvey Weinstein of fucking how like how much of a monstery is that? But those are the people kind of in charge of like funding ship. They're not really making creative they they they

producers without their money, they fund it and they do very little. They some producers usually do not do very fun some producer, some do a lot. A lot of people are producing. You know, a lot of rich people are producing their own films now, So other producers say the funk out. Yeah, that's true. They're they're producing their own film because like, fuck you, I'm gonna make the majors Because a lot of times you're like, if you're gonna use my money to make this, you're gonna do what

I want to do this way? Yeah, you know you're gonna have those. You're not gonna I'm not gonna take the whole creative direction. You're still gonna have a director and all this ship. But it's like, there are certain Marvel movies, Marvel movies, compared to how fucking Raimy actually directs. Look at fucking freaking what's his name? The guy that made Knives Out and fucking uh fucking uh Force Awakens whatever it's called right at his name, actually

is a good ass director. He's a great one. In fact, i'd probably say, yeah, men, he fucking made that movie. No no, no, no, but it got, but it got. They got chipped up into several different things and they got like hodge podge and the stuff. But that's but that's different. This is this is kind of exactly what I'm talking about. Where don't think peopleunderstand I don't think people fully understand the

things that they're that they talk about. When you're making a movie, it's not really the director, Like the director is in charge of directing the movie. You give the art direction. There's I really don't understand people's problem with with the Last Jedi as far as like Ryan Johnson is concerned, like, I really, I really don't get it. But what do you mean as far as Ryan Johnson is concerned, Like his role on the movie, Yeah,

I don't really I'm gonna sip still made. But the producer producers often have say in the script. They often have say, I understand, but in a mogul machine the size of that one, he probably had very little say right, yeah, you know, same thing with even the characters. You know people, Hey, freaking Daisy Scott wherever her name is right, she's a fantastic actor. I've seen her in a bunch of her movies. That's so funny her name there is Daisy Dally Scott because you really accused them

both. Yeah, Like I was like, wait, what is that? But what like she's a good, good actress. I would say, you're right about all that, But that one's a little more confused to me. But I would say a better example, just the other one, the Rise of Skywalker, where I would say J. J. A. Rams probably did not want to have a Palpatine in it. I imagine that was a much higher up decision, like put that nigga in there. We got to

make sure some money. So it's like I think it, and I think it's varies, like right, like which producer is just happy to be like, I know this is going to be a hit. Here's your money, yeah, here's here's my money, here's my name. Yeah, like this is cool. But then that's most producers to be fair because because a smart

producer is going to back something that should do well. Right, So it's like, I trust you do your thing, but I guess there's you know, I guess it's completely very So I think there's a lot of a lot of things when it comes to the idea of inclusion, of having characters in the world, right and Unfortunately, because you live in a world that, uh, a country, in a world that's had so much shitty like by nature of us being humans not so much shitty things, it's very hard for

particularly people of color, to be like, oh, they would include us and stuff like this, because so often they did not for not that long ago they did that, you know. Yeah, and and and then all the time being us, you find out that there's people that are like hate us for no fucking reason that we thought were like just kind of benign or apathetic to us, And you're like, oh, this person fucking hates us. They hate you for a good reason. I am. I am,

But me being black doesn't make me evil. I'll be fucking I I'd be way worse i was white. Fact, let me, I'd be doing stuff influence exactly I've been doing. My charisma plus whiteness would be scary because I'd have a probably be like, yeah, eat babies whole Yeah, Hey, what is up with that? How come we don't have enough? Where's all the successful black holes? AFA, we don't have They're not in the US.

We don't have you know why, we know exactly why. In the US, there's like Coney and all that wes who were not that bad and they killed that guy. Sleep with that. By the way, he's dead. Probably he probably got kill, was probably dead eight years ago, probably started. I completely agree. We probably thought he was a mess before the line the line twelve, dude, damn that ship. What a black fucking

on my face. It's probably a make me talking about that in twenty twelve and I'm like, yeah, bro, somebody posted a fucking delicious Coney and put Cony twenty twelve, and that that's the for meny, that that's the other for me. I just saw that, I was like, he you call that a cony just now, Jesus. I mean, but that's what somebody put that. And Cony was like that looks delicious and that's all that means to me. Now, you know, it's crazy sometime to say fank

flitter. Still, No, you don't. Sometimes I do. Yes, it is that something that you you would hear that. I don't talk about hearing that before people Frank Footer. Yeah, I'm also raised by an old person. I remember that, Like my dad would say it, yeah, and my dad and my mom and but they're like, sixties seven hot dog. I literally this isn't I think it's a New York thing. Actually yeah, probably yeah, yeah. I literally Boomers called it Frankfurters, and then

Jacks were like they probably called them. They probably called it franks. And then the pre theems called it Frankfurters. And they were like, let me get a hot dog, hot dog. I mean, you got a hot dog, hot dog A lot of bains. I mean, hot dog is a pretty disgusting word for it. It's not a very appetizing name for a dog. Pretty good, honestly, like a good like a good hot dogs, not not bad at all Chicago dirty dog. Oh god, bro shits

are fucking delicious. There's things at the sound outside of bars at like two am that are like the street dogs. Dude, Oh my god. The California street dog is really good because of the fact that there's so much peppers. Bro but they also grill it grilled. That's really the wrapped, these little onions on it. It's just a little a little mustard. Good for me. It's the peppers, peppers my night up. Though for sure I love I like the bacon, bacon wrap, maybe a little onion if they're

not too big, and then it'll just a teen bit of mustard. Put it in my mind, the weight of the hot dog. What'd you say? In fact, give me a bun with just peppers and then put the dog on it. Give me a bun with a bun that's great. With a bun with bacon wrap the buns and bacon for fry it. That sounds low key, fucking actually wild, sounds pretty amazing. A hot dog bun wrapped in bacon with the dog inside it and fry it. Actually put that

in a bun. Where can I get a good dog? Because I want to go get a dog actually actually a broa that way we see those pinks. Pinks is pretty good. Yeah, but doghouse, there's a doghouse, alright, it's true. Do you know what dog has is? Dude? Doghouses really good? I've never had their hot dog. I don't think father sandwiches good. Damn. That might be the move I wish I wasn't busy today. I would like family. You gotta go, yeah, rescue them

from Nazis. Right, of course, there's always me Sweeney's saving. They're like in the temple at dump, terrified, crying her hair out, take her heart out. Golly mo, Lily got abducted by a by a bunch of network executives, and she's gonna be forced shoehorn into a Star Wars show, into a sitcom. The idea, by the way, by the way, about that Acolyte show that they were like review bombing, like some movie called Acolyte that has nothing to do. The reviews of the show are not

quite as bad as that. I hate out. They can't even be evil, right, I think it's honestly why podcasts are exploding, uh as far as like in the review space, because like it's really the only place that you could go to hear an actual conversation about the ship that that that you relatively organs instead of like looking at like a number that like means fuck all. Yeah, that was a bulletrain for me. Number Bullet Train was like, all, this movie is not very good. All that ship then I

saw and I was just like, that ship was insane. That was dude. That was I keep saying, that's the biggest zeitgeist and I think in human history. Fucking uh tapka. Maverick came out. That movie is fine, It is fine. I saw it. It's do not watch it, don't want it's literally I don't care enough about lots and lots of different planes. Yeah, the movie Bullet Train was fucking great. It was on this

fun there. Reviews were like ten out of ten for Maverick and then people were like that ship was mid Like I was like, this is the craziest thing I think I've ever witnessed. That was American. That's why I felt the same way watching that movie. That's like almost it's it's they're very different levels obviously, but like it was like an r R type thing where I was like, this is just fun and ridiculous. Yeah, this is perfect. Yeah, but it wasn't even fun in like a junk food way.

It actually felt like genuine like this is so genuinely this is genuinely entertained. I felt like I was playing a video game, like a good one thousand. I don't watched a movie in two seconments. That was just crazy. It's pretty fun. It's pretty goddamn long. It's like three hours anyway, anyway, that's we're going a long Yeah, we again, we might actually cut we should we should maybe cut that last part and put it as its own thing. I know, right, make it it's like here you go.

Yeah, but just like maybe like just some like extra thing, you know what I mean, just for I think comments like that are necessary to be had. Unfortunately, the thing is that our fans don't really come here for that now, But I think I think it's cool to be had. We need we need this because because what happened is a lot of people are misinformed about a lot of context of things and they just don't think about it. And I think you should have conversations like about stuff like that. Yeah,

but I think that's gay. It is gay, but it's important. But you're gay though. That's doesn't mean it's not important. Yes it does. Damn it means you mean less you gay? Gay? Yeah, oh man, let's get the fuck out of here. We're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons. Sweeney's gonna do it. I'm not doing it. You have to do it. I did it. I did it. You're the one has done a little bit. I can't. I can't. He's done it ten thousand times. Let me try to do it. You gotta catch

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