#240: ImAllexx is COOKED

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It's either it's either wind chucker or names or spear bull or something like that runs with a person, runs with a So just just some clarification while we uh as we get started here we are that's crazy. If you're just listening to this episode, you will not notice anything. Necessarily. We for the last several in person recordings, we have gone through like several different camera setups, several several different recording styles. Right now we're working with a Right

now, we're working with a live switcher. So right now, like I'm currently in charge of, like I'm switching the camera angles live. So our editing isn't so crazy because before yeah, switchers switchers like you self, right, just switcher, you switcher, So I don't know, it's it might not. We're we're figuring this stuff out still. Yeah, but uh, you know, it takes him getting used to if I gotta say, it feels weird to be live editing, like I'm kind of very aware of it.

But whatever, it's gone of cool. You know, it's kind of what do you what? You're right there, Broun. Yeah, that was the agonizing to myself. It's really disturbing, felt it in my head, and I stopped. I was like, I gotta ooh, something's happening of stuff. All right, so listen, we got a lot. First thing I want to mention. First thing. First thing, right off the bat, Marvelus Capcom two is back. Yes, it's back. I'm very excited. No no, it's like Marty's Capcom two. It's all back. Yeah

yeah, but nobody cares about it. The only fighter, the only one that I care about is Marvel Superheroes very street fighter. Yeah, well Marves superhe's for a street fighter because they have the the the hitting characters. They have fucking uh no, no, no, they have Evil Sakura, Sakura the Dominican's kind of yeah, she's pretty dark. They have armored Spider Man, which is fucking amazing. Oh, they have the like the Silver Armored Spider Man. They have Mecca zong Gif I remember Meazani. Yeah, and

they have something there's there's a few of them. There's a few hidden characters in there. I know there's more. I'm so excited. So they have that. And then expert of for Street Fighter is cool because it has a cyber at Kuma and you can play as him. You can play a cyber. So cool. But now I'm now I know how to do those combos because when I was little, I couldn't do the combos correctly. I'm gonna doult and I can do them now. He's gonna be cool. Now are

they gonna keep things broken? Though? That's the thing because like there are certain characters like Magneto, Magneto, h Morgan, Sentinel, fucking I am so, I am so Captain Commando now, to be fair, Ultimate Marvel's Captain three. They started modding in a bunch of people because they we started to feel like, oh, it's never gonna happen. They're never gonna bring back NBC too. You know you're never gonna do it. So they started

modding in. They started they moditing Captain Commando, Cyclops and all these other people and now that this came back, and I feel like they did it because they they could have done it already. And I feel like they're like, we're leaving money on the table because that's what people are doing all these mods now and they're like, oh, we'll bring it back now. Here's some money here, here to get or give us some money. And I'm

I'm so excited to get destroyed online. That's what's gonna happen. We're not because you think we're real, We're not real. We're gonna we're gonna We're gonna be like, ah, man, I'm fink we're gonna go on. We're gonna play one game and get buying them. But you know what, maybe about to play with my friends. Literally, that's gonna be me with the new Dragon Ball game. Like I'm gonna I'm gonna play for a while.

Get think I'm good, go online getting molested to be like, you know what this is a game for when Chris comes over, I plays with Chris. I guess except we can't do that, really we can. It's

I'm finally being hype bot time Chamber. I'm okay with that. I don't get it because I still I have a chance to play with my friends, you know, if people come over, because how about time, it's gonna be a big enough stage where I could you we could use other characters, like if someone comes over to play, what is play on that map? Fortunate? It's unfortunate only that map. I just don't I just don't get why you would design a fighting game period without local play and mind at all.

Like that's like a crazy thing to be. They're gonna do it eventually, I'm pretty sure. Because people are gonna complain too much, they're gonna have to do it eventually. I know it. I feel like that's kind of the default. Though it's I'm such agreed. It's like it's like,

oh, I don't know. We were just talking about, like, uh so we got the switcher right, and then there's one us there's one USB port and it's a USBC, and it's like, okay, I understand that everybody's using the USBC now it's the fastest one right now, but why only one. It's like there's certain things where you're like just obviously you need more, you need more, you need variety, and then so it's like decisions like that you're gonna make a fighting game, and it's like, oh the

fuck's gonna play locally? Like what do you mean? I just don't buy the excuse I know about. It's like, well, Hyperbolic Time Team is the only place that we can do it because the destruction is just too much like what we're doing with the rest of the game is just too advanced. I think. I think it's probably true that that's what they do it, but they could always just I just don't put a little more time into it and make it better. That's it, Like, I feel like that's how

it does. They's not with the parameters of that, right. They probably designed it like that, right, But it's not impossible to just be like, just make it a little better. I guess I just don't believe make it. The thing is like, it's a it's a self shaded fighting game. I've seen gameplay. It's a pretty like it's a pretty impressive looking game with the destruction is pretty intuitive, I'm saying, but it's not impossible.

I agree. There's no there's nothing about it. When I'm looking at it, there was like that seems impossible, Like there's nothing literally nothing about it. It looks. So you could run that on a PS two literally just if you literally just pared down, just just literally pair. That's what they do for Spisker in every game. By the way, this isn't just like a oh just for this one. Do it every time you see split green split screen in any given video game. It they are there is a sacrifice

to visual quality there always. I agree, But think of think of a game that comes out of Japan modern time is the splits screen game right now. I understand one. They don't they literally culture, they don't do that anymore, I understand. I guess for me, it's just like it's a fight. It's dumb. I agree it's stupid that it's not that way. I'm on your team for that. But I just think that they're like, oh, this doesn't happen anymore. Because we know how japan companies are.

They won't change their infrastructure, their online systems. Well, they're all because they're like why why do that? It works fine here and it's like death. But it's not only for you guys where your largest market. Literally well, they don't want to antisocial. They're an anti social people anyway. But I guess to me, I'm just like, I don't know. I don't When I look at that game, I understand, like it's very flashy, but like all of you can literally pair all of that down and get that

running. It is sell shaded. There's no like it's not like you can see vegetas pores even into that. Like when you play Monte player, you just start off like relatives. You know, before you had to look for each other, and the old ones like three and two you'd have to find your opponent. You know, you don't have to do that anymore, right, there's the fun of each other. Now. I'm like, why can't

they just make it? I don't know, they can't do it, and it's gonna happen, I'm sure, like within the next like d LCOR two and update. I guess the thing that I'm looking at is. The thing that I'm looking at is like visuals can be paired down. I'm trying to find like a reason why this can't run Switchman, and I'm like, oh, it's the physics of like the destruction. I was like, first of all, that's not physics. It's not real. It's it's all canned animations.

And even if it was real physics. Those things they don't stay there. They just they there's no there's no there's there's just no. There's no real excuses. It's not Dragon's Dogma where you got to worry about like a bunch of different like AI in or like a Fallout game, where like there's like AI interacting with like different behaviors, and Ship's dog about leading leading monk. There just the cities I did that ship all the time made everybody else's

problem. I was like, hey, guys, this up. There's a dragon on the way. Like the way that I see it is like the people managed to find a way to mod split screen into the campaign of Halo Infinite for four players, and that's like an open world campaign with like AI

interactions and like an actual physics engine to take. So there's you can't really I'm thinking of every every game that I've played, even like with large maps and stuff and having split screen or something and the game maybe looks like ship like d F or something, and it's just it's not a fucking issue.

I remember, like you can play the whole game with someone else. Literally, well that's that's online though, online, but still like you know that whole game rendous with two people like I guess for me that but first single, that would be crazy, that's insane, Like I wouldn't Yeah, no one would expect split screen Elden Ring, that's crazy. Yeah, but like I don't know, Man, such a terrible time. It would be really

bad. It would be pretty terrible. Ship the DLC comes out, Well, it'll be out by the time we post this tomorrow night nine o'clock. It you guys be buying it right away. I have already, you've already approached it. Well, I have it in my car at a you know, another website. It just you just get a little money off. So it's like I just got on Sony. That's why. That's why I prefer playing on PlayStation play. You're playing on a console. Thing? Is that

like my PC? I'm not utilizing it enough because it's such a strong PC. I should just play it on PC. Yeah, I don't. If you if you invested so much money into a PC, I don't understand. I wouldn't be priority. I played. I played BG three max settings with a ton of mods on it, and its like a dream. Anyone looks terrifying. I would be how good that game looks with max settings. Jesus Christ. Look, look look anyone, and look look I mean this,

I mean necessarily anyone. I know BG three came later on Xbox and stuff and there, but what the fuck are you doing? Why would you play that game on consoles like that? On console? Is it's It still looks good on condo, very good, I'm sure it does. But the max settings on PC are wild. They are insane, and I'm like, it's not look, man, I even look, look, look, playing a CRPG on consoles is tough. The fucking set like the way that you even

access like your skills, it's weird. It's fucking it's it's be a little bit on a team deck, right, yeah, it's pretty teeny for me. I had to relearn how to play it on seam deck because at first, you don't know what the fuck you do? You know what I'm moving like that, you know how to check your stuff, but when you actually your ability, you gotta you gotta press the trigger and then go through ability. And if you don't understand how you're doing that, You're like, I

don't know where my basic attack is? How do I hit people? I had to take a minute and I don't know what happened, but I kept I don't know because every time I would like upgrade my abilities and would be like level four or five whatever, somehow it would take the place of some of my basic attacks, and I'm like, I have to remap this shit. And I was like, this is so then I was like, see the reason why I was playing. I like playing on a controller is because

I can lean back in my chair. I just don't have to be by the keyboard, so I can just lean back and chill, like I have to be completely up by the desk if I'm on the mouse and key and so I'm like, fuck, I get like, I get. I have to do it though, because it's just the convenience of having all your skills right in front of your face. Like it's just it's just that's the one thing. So I would just say, look, and I'm the biggest I was late to the game when it come to like PC gaming, because I

just didn't want to invest. And then so now I'm like, oh, well, I'm you know, this is my job and should I'm surrounded in this stuff. So I recommend everybody. Now. Now, PC gaming is pretty inexpensive comparatively, Yeah, I would say, I would say now because pretty much right now, I don't have the I have a thirty sixty My my my, my graphics card is not super impressive. I think you have

like one. I think I have a thirty eighty or something. There's an overclock it can, but it's not not even buy a new one at a twelve gigs. I have twelve gigs and it it I can put. I can play everything at ultra I can't. I've I've made a super decisoncause didn't understand you can overclock GBU before you get a new one. My friend was like, I didn't just overclock the other one. I was like, that

would have been fucking smart if I did that. He was like, yeah, dude, next with the four because I have a forty have a forty eighty super now Yeah, And he was like, dude, when that shit starts feeling like it slows, overclock it, don't buy a new one yet. Joe like it's not worth because I god forbid, the fifty series is going to be some something obscenely priced. So I just feel like I can't even at a certain point. I feel like it's like having your resolution on

a TV or something. For example, like there's some people that are trying to get they're trying to get like a smaller monitor and they want to get like four K on it. And I'm saying it's unnecessary. Yeah, it's there is it is unders are really stupid and gen I don't it just doesn't. First of all, your hurts are really small or low usually usually can't get more than sixty if you're at a four K. And then also your

screen is so small you can't really utilize it. It's if you have a large screen obviously, Like now they have new they have a k TVs now with with O lead and so I'm like, okay, if you're gonna do aight K and O lead, your TV used to be at least eighty inches. Yeah, for to make it k TV. I have a four KO lead TV. Yeah, and my TV is obnoxiously good. It's like, this is unnecessary. Yeah, if you like, say I just bought a sixty five incher and that like it makes sense to be at a higher echelon

you start getting more in that realm. But like say it'd be like having a four K PSP, it can be like it's just like there's a certain point of like where you're the diminishing returns on that are so fucking and so useless. I had a little TV that was fifteen inches maybe it was It was supposed to be for an RV. Used to work for an RV dealership. So I stole it, and so I stole it. Well, I stole it because most of the coaches and the RVs would be rented out during

burning men and all these people. They would rent out all these things, and then there was a rent out RV service. They would rent all the ship and then they would leave a bunch of shit behind alcohol, food items, and then so this thing was not installed into the RV, so it was I was like, fuck, yeah, dude, I got a new little thing, like a little little TV. So the cool thing is I would play like games on it, right, and it looked beautiful because it's

so small. Dude. I remember, I have a picture on my Facebook, and it's so funny because I look at it every now and again, or it comes up on my like memories whenever I like make the decision to check those, and it'll be like it's a photo of me playing the Halo Reach beta on like the TV that I had. Yeah, and it's my hand on the screen and my hand takes up the entirety of the screen.

Oh shit. Like it was like I was playing like three sixty games yeah, on like a really small screen and they looked great, looked amazing, right, I remember playing. I remember the first time I used HDMI cables and I saw the difference and it hurt my eyes a little bit. I remember like looking at it being like the PS three. I remember blowing my blowing my mind a little bit, Like when when when I saw like Uncharted running on like a PS on a p S three, that kind of blew

my mind because it was like, oh ship, that's that's insane. Looked one looks so bad compared to to already I know, but like at the time, the fidelity of it, like the sheer like resolution of it was was insane. That's because they were doing Blu ray and stuff. So like, so the PS three and three sixty are so weird because like exclusives on the PS three looked so good, but then every other game that was multiplatform on the PS three looked worse sixty because like no one knew how to make

games for it because they built it for to the PlayStation. Blew my mind at the time when a ps PS three came out, my mom she she bought Heavenly Sword and that ship was like like when you At the time, I was like, dude, the fucking skin it's so you look at it now and it looks goofy as fuck. They look they look silly, but like at the time, I hate that. That was like, yo, I've never the detailed games from that time though. That's still kind of like

that Fight Night Oh my god. Oh right, for the original three City, I think it was like a Launch three sixty game, I think or something like that. So it looks they look a little strange, but they looks good to Fight Night Champion looks fucking amazing. Which Champion Champion I think came out like twenty eleven or something. Was that the Was that the last one? Probably? Yeah, I think so I missed those games. Man, they were fun. They have a Undisputed right now. It's in early

access. I think it's gonna come out with the Light Night. It's not it's not final. It's just called Unisputed, so it's it's an early access and it's kind of like this is the thing. This is like the standard right now of a boxing game, so you can fuck around with it. Now, do they still have this what mm A games called? I forget what they're called, well what the ones now? What they called? They're just called UFC in the number UFC, So five is out. Yeah,

I'm low key excited for Skate because like they can skates back. They're working on skate again, which, like I never really got into skate, but like I remember seeing skate was like a big machine in the game because you could the rag dolls in that game were so agregious and the ship that you could do. You could just like run with your skateboard and fall in front

of a truck and it was like the best shit I've ever seen. I don't feel good about Like, I mean, I hope hopefully they just knock it out of the park, but I feel like I feel like it's gonna be like a guitar hero and rock band when they came back. People just didn't give a shit. People were nostalgic for it, but they didn't fucking buy it. People. The thing about Nostalida is like you think you want that again, right, but you don't, and I feel the way I

feel like skate. It's been so long and skate is so it's not like that. Do you remember that, Oh my god? What do you remember that Tony Hawk game where they gave you like that we fit board. Oh my god, do you remember what? You know? That thing didn't work. It wasn't called like Tony Hawk Ride or something. Yes, Underground was

Underground. Underground was good. Actually one was particularly good. Underground. Underground was I think the last one I played, because I know there was an I know there was American Wastelanders. That was when like I put one in two. That was when the points is got like absurd because you can do

the Caveman. We're literally like you would. I don't think I ever bailed in that fucking game, because you would just if you think you're not gonna land it, you would cave man, land on your feet and then continue your fucking combo. And I was like, Okay, this doesn't make any

sense anymore. Something. I just realized what happened? Uh what? Because look, we we we got here pretty early to the like we we started recording this episode a lot later than we anticipated because we're trying to figure out this like switches situation, Sweeny us Sweeney us. But uh, in the heat of that, I totally forgot the iPad with the questions on it. So I'm gonna go run and grab grab that so that the video will be stuck for a second talking about Okay, yeah, we'll have we'll have sex

for a little bit. I feel like I'm just not the I'm the picture, though, I gotta be the picture. I'm definitely not catching. I'm going to be I'm going to be gay as long as I'm not catching, bro. I mean you have to at some point. Nah, dude, I'm a selfish lover. Bro. I've never eat a girl at once in my life. Bro. Never never want. I don't want that. I refuse. Let's just discuss that. I'm Jamaican. I mean, it's actolutely disgusting. I will never put my face on a giant bro. Never once.

I don't believe you for a second. Now, you shouldn't like that. Never never want. Bro. You cannot keep a woman in the modern world. You cannot keep one if you don't do that, because someone will do it. She will, She'll agree. Look, man, I'm be honest I'm be honest. I'm I'm I'm I'm a slight germophobe. So I'm not really like, I don't I probably I could do it way more, but I have a little bit of a still a little bit. I'm not like. I'm not like Howie Mandel. You know, you hear that guy's

like a huge germophobe. Bleach after he talks to people, a bleach like a drum. It's not for long though, not a long time, but like, hey, he gets submerged in it and then they pull him out. That's crazy. Burn get him. He doesn't even put on goggles or nothing. Wild mouth open and he's clean now, and they stare, they do the spray and they sterilize him. He is on the floor. I'm clean, I'm clean. That's why you can only do the podcast now because

he needs to recover for so many days. His eyes are milky colored. That's how stand he is. It's a nice and milky. It's a nice milky fucking canna meat. The color. So but okay, let me I just want to say, because I know somebody's gonna be like, wait, if you're a German phobe, well, how do you like make out and

stuff like that. Like I'm also not like I also I feel look at look at if if was if mouthwash hasn't been used like minutes before, there's a ten percent of me that feels a little gross, like because I just don't don't you don't do anything. I just don't like women, know, man Like yeah, Like I wouldn't even hesitate for the dude. Dude, I'm sucking in there. Dude, he's just going on this little fucking spinning

like that, this motherfucking shower all day, and I'm excited. That's a better better dude, the friend, the post, the post sweat dick bro, the poet, the post workout cock is best bro. Okay, okay, yeah you got you gotta show the camera. Guys do this one. I think I do a little. He's a little squirrel. It's too it's too uh oh yeah, look like that. What do you mean? What's wrong? What's wrong with him? That's squaddle that? Yeah. So we

had a we had a hurdle. We had a we had a bet on sacred symbols right where like we were we were betting on them, like what would like random things about the Xbox Showcase and Summer Games first in general, like how many times would this person show up? Would how long would coachma be up on stage for five minutes? Like things like that, and uh,

the the losers had to draw. The losers had to draw fan art of the winner and post like a sincere like, oh, what a great what a great person this guy is on their instagrams in a story or whatever, and Colin won. This is not the fan out of Colin, but I made Why did you look like that? Why is he trying to fuck your ass? He looks like he's like you draw him like that, He's like trying to seduce you. So he looks like like like like yes, some sort of sexual desire is not willing to tell you yet. Yeah.

I feel it came out pretty good. I tried to tried to make him look like withered by time and stretch, but like, yeah, it looks a little washed out, but he looks good. It looks good. I can tell that it's calling for I give him pig shoes. I haven't holding a PSV like it's a specimen, really happy with it, but a violet ye vile they have coming. I guess when you go to sperm bank. Right, you put in a vile right, well, I think you put it in a not a vial. But what do they call those things the

test cups? I mean, I'm shure. The idea of coming back one of those full is crazy. Like you're going there for a three minutes to come back. You see, you you gooned an entire you gooned all night, right, you were just you were fucking like uh, just completely edging and you're like, so you're on the way there, you're still you're still gooning, you're feeding a little bit and then yeah, yeah, then you fucking go and I bet you can fill but at least like a quarter of

it easily. The idea of the idea of people edging for hours is crazy. I don't understand unless you're like a you know those those those what was it called chatterbait, you know like that, like if you're one of those people that, yeah, that's it. Other than that, how do you have time, Like if you have a job, possibly significant other then there's people there's no shot you have a chance to edge, Like you don't get off. That's crazy. That's almost break up levels of convers Yeah, what

are you doing. I'm edging, honey, we're on an edge and goon Ohn speaking of that, that is funny that you said that, So that is my uh what might drop today? Actually? Is that really? Yeah? Literally, So it's not you. It's not to say no no, no, it's not it's this. It's a song. This is the next one. It's it's so I have had this one in back chamber for a long time because I was like, I don't have time. I don't have time to do anything clever. So it's just I want to fuck my bros

all night because I am very gay. That's it. That's good. Perfect, That's all it needs to be, bros on It sounds good, dude, Like you just do gang vocals and then like at one point yeah, like the guitars, yeah, like a out and then it's just the drums and they're still doing it. So it's fucking sounds amazing, dude. I was looking at like, uh, I don't even know how I got there, but like your stuff came up like when your when of your gay songs or whatever on YouTube. The shorts. Oh, I was like, those

things are fucking huge. It is like one of them had like seven hundred and forty four thousand or something something like that, like uh se Metallica ones has like over a million, and it was I've gained like five thousand or six thousand subscribers because of that, and I was like, oh, it's

hilarious. Like my channel was completely dead. And then it was still the point where the sponsors they were it because they were like, hey, we want to they saw that my ship was like spiking, Hey, let's work again, because I guess they're just looking algorithmically, algorithmically at ship like that who they used to work with, because like one of them having fun with

me in like over here, and then they just out of nowhere. And I was like, all right, guys, I'll take your money, but I'm gonna post a regular video and that shit ain't even gonna break ten K. So I was like, i'll take your money, I'll go fuck. And I felt a little bad, but no, you shouldn't are companies. But yeah, no, you're right, Actually you're absolute. Right away, have you made a gay version of Master of Puppets? Yes, so I did that right after. If the question is have you made a gay version

of Blank? The answers yes, The bell holes, No, because I want to make a racist one of that, because I feel like it works better for racists than gay The problem with the hooms the knees grow. Yeah, that's so dumb. That's so stupid. I've been saying it forever. It's gonna be something like I hate the Negroes crimes. I want them gone. Not like there's no poetry in it at all. It's literally it's just a it's it's a description of what I what I want. It's a Christmas

list. Love that song. It's a good song. But see the problem that I run into with some of them is that there's not enough lyrics. One of the reasons why there's a lot of guitar solo it's way too much like it's barely he barely says anything in that song. The reason why the Backcountry one works so well is because the choruses it's filled with lyrics. Really yeah, so like can you man? And and and it's just keep Yeah, that's a great I love that. So you know that's the I've sure

I heard that song before, but not cognizantly. So that's like my first introduction really to that. It didn't say how much of that because I'm not a metal person really, but I know so much Metallica, and I don't know where the fuck I learned it from. I think it was simple as a guitar hear. I think it was guitar hero like one and two. I heard so much of their music cause I was like, I'm not a metal because my metal information is like Metallica and Macedon. That's like it's and

every now and then like somebody sprinkled in the middle of it. But like, I know so much Metallica, and I'm like, why do I know this song? And at least like, why do you know that song? I don't know. No one in my famous into fucking metal. Really, it was just me like looking at a MVS and I guess it showed up. That makes sense. Mazdon's an interesting one because that's that's one of those bands that if you're not really into the metal genre, like it must have

been a little bit. I wouldn't expect you to stumble upon them. I know them because I know there's a second like I think one of the leaders of the group is in another group as well. I know he's in a supergroup. I think that I think that's super group. I know about them and I found that about I wrestled the Bear once. I know about that group, and I don't know they're technically metal. I think they're more like

the punk there. You know, they're they're well, they're metal, but they're like you would call them kind of like because they have a little bit of a they have a little bit of that scream on ones to them, but then they're also you call them kind of like even they have hardcore elements for sure, but there was kind of like a chaos to them, like where it was you would call it like mathy, like some people call math

metal and where was another group? The lead singer is a girl. I forgot her name, Yeah whatever is forgot The leader singers a girl and I remember them from so the the original singer. I don't know what the fuck she's up to, but then Courtney, she was took over for I was wrestled bar But then now she's in spirit Box. There you go, spirit Box. That's the other but that's the only one that's that's the one that's seeped into my Yeah, they've fucking blown the funk up, but like really

they got really popular they're huge. I was in them in like eight which is crazy. Well maybe not something like that were probably I forgot exactly. I wrestled a baron once back then, and then they probably turn a spirit Box later on. Well it's a complete different band, but it's just the Courtney went from that band to spirit Box and spirit Boxes. I feel like they just they've done just a great job just checking all the boxes of like

what people want to hear. And uh, that's kind of like I even thought to myself because I'm like, damn, I should just make music like that and find some bitch. You know. I've actually, to be honest, I've been wanting to get a fucking slut singer for a while, you know what I mean. Wait, I'm just I'm just made massages as fuck. That's all a female This a female vocalist, female vocalist, and you were like a slut singer. That is wild. That is so bananas.

I mean, look, but what bananas? Bananas? I've actually wanted, like for a while, I've wanted one. Two thousand and seven was the first time that I was like basically when Riot came out from Paramore and I was like, bro, I got a capitalize on this shit, and we actually tried out well, I was jamming with some of my boys and we tried out this one girl and then I was fucked up. My my friend, No, no, no, my friend. My friend betrayed me to betray me. He he was like, I don't give a if you don't

want a jam with me, I don't give a shit. Why would I want anybody? Imagine having somebody a part of your band, your music project and they weren't really feeling it, and like You're like no, keep going like no, no, no, I was here. My friend was he didn't want to like tell me that. He's like, hey, I found a different band. He wanted, like a rockabilly band, and he wanted to focus on that. He put together a project and then he was too scared to tell me, and I'm like, what the fuck, dude,

what are you talking like? Just it was still a point where I was excided frohim, and they need a drummer, so I started drumming for them. But like, at the time, why he betrayed me? I say, is we tried out this one girl singer he found her. But then I was like, hey, what happened? To her like she tried out, and then I was like, reach out to her, so we want to like have her come over again. And then he was like, oh, you know, she's actually doesn't want to do anymore. I was like,

what did she give a reason? He was like, she just said no. Later to find out that, you know, city, he literally just just ignored, didn't call her back and didn't want to. He didn't want to because he didn't want to go forward with the band, so he kind of sabotaged me having that girl in the band. And I'm like, Yo, that's crazy bands not like Nightmares, bro, Like that was just going wrong. And it's like, uh it, it is a fucking mess

man. It's I've played with so many insane people, uh people that the people that are just they're like this one guy that he literally would just like if you looked at his eyes, there was just pussy in the irises because he just all he cared about was getting women. He didn't care about anything else. There was no there was no music. I don't think he would have cared what the genre was. He was just in it to like get pussy. And I was like, God, damn, it's playing with people.

So that's why I like, I was actually thinking about the next. So. I have a project that I'm working on, but I want to do another. I want to do two projects simultaneously. One want to do so christ and I did a kind of punk hardcore song last year and I love that genre. It's easy, fun, fast, and I was like, this would do well and so and so that was a fun one. Yeah. So I was thinking, I haven't talked to you about it yet, but I'm like, just ride a bunch of shit, throw throw some

maybe little four track EP together. Maybe I think see what I was I haven't. I literally this is the first time making a resurgence again. I'm so happy about that. I hate it because the era makes me upset. I don't know why I never liked that kind of music. I about pop punk, Yeah, yeah, punk, I never I've never I like Paramore, Don't get me wrong. I've always liked Paramour because I thought Hayli Williams is cute every since I was a kid. So that's why I like Paramore.

And also like a girl I like exposed me to Paramores, I was like, oh this is fun. I like Green Day of course, obviously because I'm fucking born when I was born, But I didn't like the frequency of pop punk, how it was so dominant from like two thousand and three to two thousand, like ten. There's a lot of ship. It was super dominant. There's a lot of garbage within it, right, But yeah, I would say every genre of music though that's not exclusive to pop punk

at all. That's not the that's it's how I felt about, like in specifically wrap around five, like six oh, it was. It was like that was a dark era of rapps. It was really kind of saw the Southern seah it was. It was really really like, don't get me wrong, I think some of the best rappers come from the South. Objectively, we got like Jed, we got fucking Uh, we got Earth Gang, we got one hundred three thousand, we got fucking Pimp. Seeing all them,

they're fantastic artists, you know. But the ship that was getting played Hurricane Chris, you know, fucking oh my god, I wish I had to go with a sink of Louisiana. Will guy. Oh no, the right thir asshole, that's chingy no, No, I remember it's almost something so close. Wait ching he is right there right, you like the way you do it right there. Let me see, hurricane, what did he do? He did something stupid? You're gonna hear he did something stupid.

Mind blocked. My mind blocked it because like I was like, wait a minute, no, I remember right, there was annoying. But he's thirty five though, that's fucking crazy. Oh wow, well yeah, because he was young when he came out her and baby, that's it. That's it. Hey maybe, hey, maybe baby, Hey babe baye, white folks, gangsters and the thugs a baby. Oh my god, I forgot about that. I had to do that, hurriy. I was seven. Holy ship. Yeah I didn't stick though, at least that didn't stick. Yeah

it did for a bit. But that's what happens when like genres just sometimes they get oversaturated and then like the kind of the worst ship goes to the top, not the worship but like just like the not the best, the least interesting. Yeah, like there was all that. There was that whole era of a It was because of Soldier Boy. It was like, oh, we're gonna do dancing, So basically it's not about anything other than creating

some type of dance body. And then it started getting so fucking absurd to the point where, uh, to me, it peaked that Cat Daddy if you remember the Cat Daddy. Yeah, Tommy sponge Bob stacking Krabby, Patty something some getting the Cat Daddy and I'm like, I'm done, I'm done. I can't I listen. That was dark kuture hip hop. Though it was, it was to the point that it was to the point that like when Kendrick and people like came went Kendrick and Cole and like, uh,

because it was that era for a while. And then what happened is that Tyler showed up, Kendrick Lamar showed up, Earl Sweatshirt, j Cole, Big Sean, people that can actually rap again. Yeah, re emerged out the water. Yeah, and you're like, thank you God, thank you so much. Yeah, that's the EBB and Flow because they had that, and then like they had that error music and then I still like maybe like twenty fifteen, like like a lot of really well maybe twenty ten. Then

it got the trap rappers like Future up, who I fucking adore? I love Future but I am I'm I'm half in half a Future. I like some of his stuff. I think he's a genius. Bro. I hear people say he's a genius a lot of times. I don't agree. I don't even because of the fact that he brought that genre music to the forefront where it was. But is he a genius or was he just a fucking guy on Lean? You know you know what's crazy? You know what you

know? You know, you know it's really crazy crazy. He admitted that he wasn't. He doesn't really fun with anything other than like smoking weed that much. What it was just simply the idea that was the culture around him. So he made music like that. It's really fucked up, okay whatever.

I tried Lean because the future very likely, very likely, because because because the music he would rap about when I was younger, I was like, oh yeah, dude, is sucking smoke a blunt, drink some Lean and I would become a vegetable And I'm like, I don't want to do this some more and I wake up out myself. So are you telling me you're like this stereotype of like what what like the news would would scare people like your kid's just gonna drink Lean because he heard it in his song.

Yeah, yeah, it's so insane people people are doing people were drinking ly. If you were smoking weed at the time in twenty ten, if you were like really smoking weed, people were drinking lean and no, but how suggestible do you have to be to do that? Yeah? Well that was the that was. That was like hip hop culture. If you're really around that shit, you know very likely you would probably end up trying it.

I hate terrible. It's terrible, don't get me wrong. Like I did like maybe twice, and I was like, I don't like how when I do this, I can't move? But you're telling me, Like, so you're telling me he wasn't in the len In Lee have done it before, but that wasn't really are you telling me? When he made that Tony Montana ship, he wasn't high out of his fucking mind. He was probably high. He probably wasn't fucking sipping and blowing cold at the same time. He

was probably just like smoking weed. Maybe his homies were sipping some lean. He was like, you know, there's a idea slapping women. As he's talking, he's just he's a slap women. He doesn't respect that. It's a difference. I'm sure he wouldn't. He would he would hire someone else to slap them. He doesn't even text, didn't slap. Yeah, look man, I I like some of his ship, but I I'll some like say that okay, so so h that song that he did with Kendrick that

started the whole fucking beat like it was that. It was that like that that Verry White beam? Right? Very right? What is his name? Right? The I hate on the fly? Sometimes some it's very white? Right, the he's the original beat. Yeah, yeah, he's the big black soulfol dude. Right? And is that am I saying? The right guy? Not very white? I see. I feel like on the fly, I get like, not Verry White, very white to the white man. Verry White is the Verry White is like that old he would write like

the sensual kind of like love ballads. No, That's what I'm talking about. Oh no, I'm wrong, am I back to right? Was a white man? It just for some reason, for some reason, on the fly, I get like kind of like, oh no, no, is that right? I feel like you're a human being recorded you and it's like it's it's on the fly. His name was just Arry White, Verry White. But the soul, Oh my doll and so we had that beat. There's Verry White, there's Arry White, and then there's Jack Black and oh

my god there inverse. Yeah, they're actual pilots. Did you see that? By the way, I like, uh, yes, what you're gonna talk about? Uh? Because Jack Black endors Biden because like whatever. Of course, because of course he's fucking Hollywood, Like why wouldn't he? And then so everybody's like pretending like suddenly he's cringe Like suddenly, like suddenly, Jack Black being the way Jack Black has always been is now like a bad thing. Yeah, all of us overnight. Jack Black has always had cringe

energy. But the most fun have y'all seen Nacho Lee Bright that Jack has literally cringed. And the point it's funny Jack Black is so he's so free from like he really does not care. And that to me is like that that transcend He it is cringe, but it's like beyond it to the point where it's like I'm genuinely jealous of that. Yeah, like that he could give that less of a fuck about like he's just trying to have fun. Yeah, it's cringe, but it's it's genuine. It's that's what it's cringing

in the way that like children kind of are cringe you know. It's it's authentic. That's the thing. I think that's the most important thing. When people are just being themselves, like I don't care, like how Like I've

seen things like huge dorks like I go, I'll go. My friend he's the manager at a comic shop and there are there was a dude that came in the store, one of his friends that plays a warhammer and he's wearing like the Jetly's unleashed collar like and I'm like, that is fucking that sick like, but he unapologetically doesn't give a fuck because most people would just laugh

at him like this Nigga's weren't a collar for me. But I'm like, I respect that very close to that level of like I really like what I like. It's really hard everybody to be like, oh, that's dumb, you like for me, Like anime. I used to love anime. I think anime as a genre because of the way modern kids that just it is so unbelievably crange. It's hard to it's hard to like it for me.

It's hard to be a big it's hard for me to dive deeper into it because like where I just lived with the people I lived with it in Vegas, they were all all they did was watch anime dude his son. They were just watching and and it just made me hate it even more. It made like it was like to the point where just I can't it's really it's it's honestly, it's mainly the women. Uh, it's their voices. It's

mainly that ship. There's something about it talking about in the last episode, did we yeah, a little bit about like how they were it was. I mean I said something about like it would be like watching Breaking Bad, but like if if the main characters had like SpongeBob's voice. Yeah, yeah, Okay, you're right. It's for me. It's the characterization of women, bro. It's like they they I feel like animes. It like this woman character can do this, and then you see them and they don't do

anything other than just be a damsel. Yeah, And I'm like, why do you have them in there? Then that's why I like this. Make him ship if they're gonna be shipped, don't lie to me about what he said. The animals that I've uh that I've gravitated towards have like strong women in them, like so I was attack on Titan. No such thing full monolchemists, because the Armstrong like the queen, she's sucking Olivier. I would I would kill a grown man Olivier. I would slaughter one of them.

Who is that? She's a pink from She's she's Louis, not Louis Louis, She's she's Captain Armstrong's little sister. And she'd fuck him up. He's a wall of a man. Yeah, she would beat the out he is afraid of this guy is a wall, but like she is way more scrap who is going to take over the family. And she beat his asset. He's like, please help me, mom and dad and they were like, nah, you got it. You're you're sure strong dude. Speaking of Louis

Armstrong, somebody did you see what we got tagged in on Twitter? It was? Was it that thing that I was talking about? Because I was talking about it in the episode, like I swear I've seen like a thing of him on the moon. Yes, that was it. There's no oxygen on the moon. How did Louis Armstrong get there? Yeah? That's He's like, hell, hell, that ship is the guy that was doing the voice too. He's kind of breaking character. You hear him laughing a little

bit. There's nothing funny people breaking character that it's great. There's there's another one that it's it's way worse than this one. But the guy's just saying balls in my jaws. That's all I saying in the loose balls in my jaws, over and over, bows in my jaw. And then before he starts that job character that kind of content jaw which to make content like that, I think that's what really is funny. I think I don't care about

hitting the algorithm for like for people to laugh. I think the idea of making ship that's so stupid that every time I watch it I could laugh would be more of a better thing. Now yeah, well dude, that's how I feld aboutcast feels like. Now it's like I don't really give a fuck about like if people laugh at anymore because we're laughing. So yeah, I

mean it. I know, I hate talk. I hate talking positively about anything that I'm involved in, but I know, like say, watching the Ship back and like some of the clips that we've seen, I'm like, Okay, this is fucking fire like like it's fun as fun, Like we're having fun obviously being in Now that we're here, this is great. And I look at I listen to a lot of podcasts, there's I feel like, you know, there's a lot of people don't like come town, right,

there's no middle fingers. Excellent, excellent. Look. I want to switch it up a little bit because I I I I know people, So I didn't I had no plans on bringing this up, okay, but then it got all the way up to Philip de Franco and ship Oh what yeah, so it was there is a huge because people would be like a little weird that we didn't bring this up at all. Like in the commentary community,

somebody has been recently exposed for me, did you see that? I commented on our episode with him, and I was like, mao, So what's really funny is that a few years before, I guess we've met him a few times. We've met Ilex and each time it was a very cool chat. Oh yeah, like but see that's kind of the problem though, right that you don't know people's you don't know what the hell they're doing behind the scenes. I've met it's like and I'm not comparing I'm Malex to fucking

uh damn it, who's uh Ted Bundy. But my point is I'm not comparing the two. But my point is that you are. But you're not saying. I'm not saying. This is not a one to one comparison there. This is clearly just me saying, look at how fucking evil that piece of shi it was. But everyone that met him was like, this guy

rules. When we're like I want to him. Judge that like sentence him to death or whatever, was like, man, I wish you in a different way in life, bro, you would have got sentenced to death. Stop stop? Can you imagine? So what you saw? You saw the clip of I did? I saw he was? I saw you see I saw a clip of him going like seeing it's just crazy. That's that's that European anger, bro. That's like I was like, oh man, he's

that is now look at it? Look at man. That's like anger that I feel at like raids in the destiny, Like I never felt that kind of anger towards a person that's in my life. That's the kind of anger. That's why that me and Derek are here. That's that kind of anger that it's just like yes, genetic memory. My great great great grandfather saw that and it was like, get off, I'll just get on the boat. I'll just get on the boat. Whoa, whoa, hold on there,

why hello. That's the reason why my last name is Jamison. Like, look what we're like on Africa. Like they don't even understand what they're saying. You get on the boat. You know, they're looking around like they're fucking dancing and ship playing hopscotch. Monkey's drunk, he cracks it on the air, not even on a person. They were like, he's not even holding a whip, he's crying nothing. How do you feel, actually spectral, it's it's manifesting spectraly. How do you feel if you just just

his fist at that point? Yeah, you're definitely getting on the boat. You're like, all right, all right, I'm I see you. You did it? They do? They do. That's a real man. It is look man for for people that speak I think South Africans, there's some clicking going on. I know. It's not only it's in the same vein. It's like it's in the same vein as you're look, man, I can't help but laugh. Culturally, Indians they're they're agreeable. Fucking bob.

That It is why I was so. I was around Indians so much growing up. I started doing that. I was like, no, I don't really want to do that, and I was just like, you think they're good to Like, there's like I can I can say personally some of them are. I can say that personally. Everything that's that's not that's not true, not a single it's gonna dick. I'll put that on my life. I'll put that on my soul. That is not crazy. Yeah, all

right, so why anyway back to it? Back to yeah, yeah, know I saw that the clips were making me laugh so hard, dude, because it's just like, I'll beat you over the head with a fucking bricks. It's so you can't. I'm sorry, Alex, you can. I'm sorry, but like this, you're not. You're not physically intimidating enough to say that, not even a little bit. Look, look, I don't look to another human being, even a woman. Quite frankly, it was

it was pretty It was pretty bad that ship man. You know me, I'm a I'm a guy that gives I'm a second chance kind of fella. You know, like I'm like, you know, people fuck up and they have the right to at least try to do better. You know, we don't know him his tile. You know, people are aren't their worst moments exactly either. You know, that's another thing that the Internet doesn't really understand. People have moments where they fuck they say dumb ship. I've said done

dumb ship plenty of times in my life. I guess to me that the distinction is like, dude, like I understand fucking up, or like being confused, or like say, like I understand all that stuff, but I can't even imagine what would compel me to say that shit. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, it's it's how are you gonna say that to another person? Even when I get mad, Like, even when I get really angry. You know, obviously we all understand the people that love

you, you love the most, get to the angriest. It's a real thing in the world, you know, you're around on the most. Yeah, Like when I get really mad at Lily, I most like I want to kick you. I want to give you a kick in the leg and walk away. Yeah, I would never be like I want to bass your that is a threat that you can't stay with someone after they say that to you. Yeah, like you cannot stay with them. That's like not not a safe place, no more like all right, you're gonna go your way.

I'm gonna go my way because I'm afraid. Look, I'm be real. I've never like, and if there's any secret footage on me, I feel one thousand percent confident that it's all milk toasts, you know, because I've never I've never risen to Sometimes I've been mad that like even the mild level that I raised to was apparently intimidating, and I'm like, I'm like, yo, you should feel so fucking lucky that I'm not. Like I've

never done anything remotely close to like any thing. I've never done anything remotely even close to in that level of like I'm gonna fucking I've ever even screamed to where my voice was hoarse, actually definitely yelled at before, but like she doesn't take my yelling. I've actually, genuinely I think I've only raised my voice in a relationship genuinely one time. One time I've done it, and it was like a like a quick spike. Yeah, I've justifiably,

like, dude, we had I had. This is the dumbest thing, and yeah, I'm putting Jojo on blast. This was so stupid. So like, my outgies are pretty bad. And I bought this new eyebot. It was the scented thing that we put in the wash, but it's just too concentrated and it fucks with me. And so she she was washing her her like bras or whatever the fuck, and like it has some of that on there, and she was hanging it up and I could smell it,

and I was like, fuck, that's like really bad. And I was like, hey, uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna go hang them up in the bathroom or whatever because it's just too and she was like, what are you talking about. She was like I used only the scented thing, the unscented wash, and I'm like no, I can smell the scent of that thing on them and bothering me and to a point where she was like trying to gaslight me that I'm like and I'm like, I'm like, are you

telling me that my fucking noses broke? It was so it was so absurd to me that I'm like, all right, I'm dropping this whatever, and then later on she was like, I'm sorry, like, yeah, I forgot that I put that shit on there, and I'm like and I was like at that point, I was like about to turn into Alex, but I was kidding. No, no, no, it was one of those

things that I just really can't imagine, like honest mistake. It's just one of those things that like I only I have moments, and even in moments where I know I'm one hundred percent right, I still don't go crazy. And one thing I know do and I'll tell you this, and I would advise everybody do it. Don't fucking gloat if you, if you, if you, unless you're playing a game where you're expected spoil leader's insult to injury, there's spoils. But in a conversation, there is no reason to like,

you've you've already won. There's no reason to rub it in. Was he don't I didn't see all of it? No, no, no, I'm just saying, like, say, in your situation, in a situation like that, in a situation like that, like I know this motherfucker obviously disagrees, but I just feel, you know, I don't gloat at all. I try to end it. I try to stop. Well, see then I glowed a little bit. Of course you do, you do. I've known you from fucking over a decade. Of course only a little bit.

Well, the situation, the situation happens is like I am so often it is unfortunate, but I am so often casually correct about things that people are viscerally opposed to me on. And then eventually it'll come around I'll be like, yeah, I will gloat. I'll be like, yeah, it's not like I'm yeah correct almost every single time about this. Look literally better than you. I say that because I know it's more of a joke than I'm not super serious about it, but I will people kind of look at

people. I say that because I know people do that a lot of times on average, where they kind of want to be like yeah, vindication, They're like I try to remind I try to remind people that I'm correct. That's literally like it's the point where like the reason why, Like there there's there's also a culture online that if you're the wrong online culture. But if you're wrong, if you're wrong about something, let's say I have no being

being wrong is being human right right. But for some reason online it's almost like that doesn't exist where if you're wrong about something or you make a mistake, they have to point it out where it's like, my god, just let it. Like if it was a consistent mistake that keeps happening, then you bring it up like, hey, this keeps happening. But if you make like I've met, imagine me on the top the amount of times I'm misspoken about some ship, like fucking it's you can't you can't count it.

It's like it's for vindication. And look at you, and I'm like I would, I would fucking rip your penis off, just like just one tug editing fulls off. I'm going to fucking bash your penis with the fucking I remember the one. The one thing right there was like there was a I think you made a video about about Bill Nye saying something about the gender spectrum or something. Yeah, and you admitted you were like very adults, but you were like, I'm wrong, I was wrong. I took the video

down. I said something wrong. I looked into what it was and I was like, oh, yeah, he's right. Yeah, And that was and that was I just think I did a video, but I think I was I was going to do a video about it. You were going to you don't know you made it, said, I remember that at the time, it seemed completely lined. It was just a cooes. It was coins to me. It was it was the nature of how it was done right, and then that's what it is. It wasn't the conversation because it was

so ridiculous. It was every time I've ever made fun of ship like that, it's always been like this is presented in such a dumb, stupid gay like it was always like I just hated the way. I hated the way that people were pandering, Like I hated the way that people do you remember when they had all those like raps about like cultural and shut up, it's real ship. At the same time, those things are very real, they happen, but also they were talking about it in ways that like weren't academically

correct. Also not exactly that's kind of thing too. It's like it was not only were they pandering in like a really dumb, pathetic and like embarrassing way, but they were pandering in like a misinformed way that like completely distorted the original meeting of like what they were talking. Problem is that they're not academics doing something that is inherently academic. That is the biggest problem. There

are people just bash their heads in with a brand. I just dude, I really, I'm sorry he bringing it back to him, but it's so that those videos cracked me. I heard said I was for me. I don't care about that, right, because I'm gonna laugh more often. Did

you see it? Did you see it? I saw a clip of something of it, and I was like, dann an older video, and It's like, what I wanted to see the context because I know I heard because I watched Philip Franko's piece and then apparently he says the hard R at some point. But I'm like, but I don't know, I don't know if it was something I don't know he was he was reading fucking huck Finn to

uh. Because I feel like Bridge don't even say stuff like that. They're like, oh, you you silly dowkskin fellow, you you rambunctious Negro. The thing about it is like, I've never heard them say the inWORD hard ever. I actually I've never heard of Bridges and say that because they can't They they can't do that. They can't do that. There are is fall off at the end of the words anyway, so it doesn't work. They him saying, he cracked his accent. I'm speaking like an American now,

he busts into a Southern accent emphasis. Well, the thing about it, so yes, I don't know, man, I saw some of those videos and I'm like, dude, it really is. I don't know that. Honestly, that word is so desensitized to me at this point. I'm spending so much time with you fucking as yeah whatever, like that is so unimportant.

What is crazy? That's worse if someone saying word for me, I just genuinely don't believe that when people say that word these generally that it's coming from like a place of like genuine bigotry and it's just from shock bell. You know, Like there are people who are like if I mean, if if they're in Timpoole's you know, yeah you can tell you says yeah. There's certain circumstances where it's like, Okay, yeah, that's probably coming from

like a bad place. But like there's definitely a lot of people who is just like that's a shock value word and I'm gonna say it far right hate, you know, and derogatory hate. And then there's to the far end of like Paudie Pie right, like avery At playing what was he playing? Pub g Bridge? Right bridge is iconic now, Bro, in my D and D campaign, that bridge is in it. That's that's the that's what

happens on that bridge. What's it called. It's pewdiepies bridget Bridge, Beautie Pie's Bridge has been write it out on the bat, that's Pewdiepiees Bridge. If you go there, there will be a fight and bad things will be said. There will be a frustrated that that fight will test you. Let me tell you, I want to do that. I want to I want to have a fight. That's so annoying and D and D Lily says the N word. Yeah, we just gets up and says it and you gotta

get her storms out the room. One day. I'm trying to I'm trying to get Jojo to say it and then to capture it and then and then I have I have that in my back on That's what I'm saying. Once that flick switches in her brain, that's what they are, bro Alex. You know, what I love how this is one thing that annoys me. I'm be honest, like it's a good thing that it's so funny. Just see some rage out. Seething is the correct word. See somebody rage hard

and one thing that I don't like. Look at I love, I love, And then I also hate this because of how fake it is, right because not his reaction. It's like Mel Gibson, his girlfriend at the time whatever, was recording him saying, I hope you get raped by a pack with inwards and he's going crazy, but she's so calm because she knows the

camera. So I kind of hate that. I love that. I love it for entertainment purposes, but also when you're taking it seriously, I'm like, Okay, obviously obviously she has moments like that too, and she admits she's like I wasn't perfect in it, and I'm like, damn, I want to see what I want to I want to see her level. I want to see I want to see her level. Let's get for for the

sake of justice, let's get a really clear because he sucks clearly. Yeah, I like, I want to know about you because well, there's well there's I don't know if you saw this, But there was a thing where like they uncropped the so she had like text messages with him that they were

cropped in the Google doc. But I guess like you can go and inspect element and like if you crop them through Google doc, they're not actually cropped, like so you can you can see like what is cropped out provided that like you know, it's through the app and he's in her phone as racist N word, so like and she and she talks about like she talks about

how like, well, what an oxymoron? I know that well she talks about how like oh you know, and people called her app for it, and she was like, well it was She owned up to it kind of, but she was like, yeah, it became so desensitized to me because of him. And I'm like, dude, you gotta just own it. At a certain point, you can't say that like that is why people like us can't get canceled. Souse this somebody brings can't swing. You did say

that joke about gabele once. I'm like, yeah, it was probably fucking funny, dude. Somebody in the calm of one of the recent episodes was like, oh, they didn't censor Chris saying the N word, And I was like, I didn't say the N word, you know, but hard but if I did, like whatever, I don't remember you saying hard R.

No. I think I know what they were talking about because I was listening to it back and it was like it was like a trans I didn't say the word, but like I a word trailed into something else that almost sounded like I interrupted myself and it sounded like it. You just reminded me of something. So because I was, I was, I was, I was debating on oh, should I should I censor the the F slurs? And I was like, no, no, I'm just like, I'm thirty six. I know I'm I'm not gonna do that. I'm like, I'm

not gonna do it. So but then it reminded me of why we even talked about in the first place. Is because we're talking about marsh Eminem song Marshall Mathers. I'm thirty six years old. I've listened to that album first when I was thirteen, Right, I just found out, so I've all

these years. I thought he was saying, you know, I thought he said that for no reason, right, is which is a bites, missus whatever, miss mathers, it doesn't matter it like, and then so I'm just like, whoa, Apparently they took out him calling like some record label guy like that. There there's an So if you look at the uncensored version, literally the only thing that's uncensored is that little line. That's it. And it blew my fucking mind that like that this entire time, I never

knew that. I knew that either because I looked it up. So I was gonna put action. I was gonna put that clip in the podcast, and then like I was like I finding that out, I'm like, I'm not gonna put the clip in because I need to discuss this. And yeah, so this entire time it's not And it makes sense though, because it does kind of sound like it's cut. The audio does kind of sound cut, like after he says it doesn't matter, and it does sound a little

cut. But like I just thought, like that's just how he wanted it, and then he just he's so he's just saying he's just angry. It doesn't it's whatever, dude, I don't I can't I care not about stuff like that old question. Okay, I heard about this a little while ago, and it made me max understand the truth of where it comes from. The whole thing is like girls, like, what would you be more scared

of in the woods? A man or bear? Right now? Look, I know, statistically right, obviously men attack women more than bears men, I agree, But I feel like that's such a hyperbolic thing because the nature of a bear, bears are monsters. Bear, if it's gonna kill you, your you're dead. Yeah. The analogy that the conversation is more about, like, well, oh, the bear will only kill me. I think that's kind of what the and I understand that, but like, as

to me, I don't. When when a woman says I would prefer running into a bear, that doesn't really bother me. But when like a guy says, oh, bear, that to me kind of implies to me that

you are the kind of guy that you wouldn't want to run into. That's kind of what that says to me, because because because what would make it like my immediate assumption if I'm asked that question, if I'm like, oh, would you rather your daughter run into a like a random man, like a statistically like a random man or a bear I'm picking the guy, you know, like pretty much pretty much instantaneously, because I from my standpoint,

if I'm alone in the woods and I see like a fucking little girl sitting there, I'm gonna be like, oh my god, I have to fucking help this person's you know what I mean. And so to assume the other the anything else, I don't know, Man, I feel like that kind of implies like a level of like I got a self. That's a weird

thing. I don't think so, because I think I think it's also a little bit weird to assume that the bear's only going to attack you, where like bears a lot of times pretend to be scary and then if you fucking if you scream at them, they're like, oh ship And then directly brown bears, black bear, sorry, black bears ones that are really easy to scare. It's also a lot smaller than a round grizzly. A grizzly grizzly sees you. It might be games. Polar bear your food. If you're

the bears will eat you. They actually they're they're predators. They like they love me. The polar bears will they see they're like jackpot and you don't bite your feet off and then spin it at your head and knock you out. Yeah, dude, but yeah, it's like the idea. That's why I like. To me, like everybody just assumes if you put in the precursor that the bear is gonna maul you, then it's like, well, obviously you choose that. It's it's hyperbolic to me, but I understand.

I understand the hyper body. I understand argument, right because it's like, yes, I totally I'm a random fucking the woods. I think it's scary. It is. It's very scary and like because like, first of all, the bear is just doing its natural thing. Where look, man, I watch a lot of true crime stuff, and then all of a sudden there's a guy and this is actually uh, I guess this Central Park a part of it close by? No no, no, sorry sor sorry or

city yeah, but not Central Park. Sorry there I don't I can't remember enough. But there's a I guess there's a park that's connected like Brooklyn, and there's there's a part there was something that uh, basically, long story short, this girl would always go jogging this one area and then she didn't go one time with her dad. She'd usually go, and then the one time she didn't go with her dad, a guy fucking you know, grabbed

her, knocked her, raped her, killed her. And it's like one of those things where it's like, bro, what are the odds of like the one time she didn't go and then so it's like you have some sick purpose probably watching all the time. I mean, they're pretty astronomic. Yeah, and so it's one of the things where it's like knowing what man is capable of. That's why I feel like there's a lot of women that which was the bear with a bear? The only reason it would really attack you

is if it feels threatened, like or if it's kids. Like for sure, the bear is gonna attack you if you're by its cubs, like it's a female bear and you're anywhere near the cubs you're getting I think to me that that cements this is that like I don't know if you guys remember that video the guy getting eaten by the bear, the guy that was living with the bear, and then they polar bear. No no, no, no,

no, no no, there normal. These are normal, cuddly, fucking like the ones that you'd like you know, and like the sounds that dude, who's making That's one of those haunting videos I think I've ever seen, not because you don't even see anything. It's not even like you see, it's just the sounds like that sounds someone getting eaten. It is very

because you're whaling and you're just yelling. You're whaling because they're being ripped apart, like it really sounds like probably the worst experience possible probably, so to me, I'm just like, yeah, I've never had a problem with the women who say it, but like, to me, it's just it's weird. I don't know, it's statistically like how many men are you walking by on a daily, day to day basis that you're that that are not that's that's my thing, right, Well, dude, no, but some of

them are problems. Those guys are going to help people. Well see, I I agree, But then Jesus christ Man, when you numbers, when you look at the statistics, what statistics, statistics, the rape statistics, the sexual women, except we both know that that's not exactly like what do you mean are we pretending like women don't do that? Also? And then like yeah, I just don't like let's be let's be one hundred percent about this one time. They do this a lot. We have conscious about people.

We we had conclt with two girls. Right, Oh, I'm glad you're gonna bring this up because it's happened. I've been Yeah, same as it's happened to me. That was a lot of my friends right bringing that up. They looked at us like we had four heads and I was like,

she was laughing. Dude, literally I felt I felt like I was like, uh I, I couldn't believe, like it is, there's a there's a real conversation that I don't I don't think people are really actually ready to have about like women and how they don't actually all they also have a problem respecting like basic boundaries and consent, Like that's that's a true fact.

Well right, I'm sorry. It's in the same vein as like a lot of them feel comfortable hitting men because they know we're not supposed to hit them back, like culturally, culturally we're not supposed to hit them back, so they feel comfortable. I've watched the amount of times I've seen women just beat the fuck out of dudes, like after partying at a party, whatever. One time I saw this guy like pushes and then like everybody then also these

guys swarm. This one guy just took it like a man like. He just put his hands behind his back and this Hawaiian chick was just wailing on him. But he didn't didn't get knocked out or nothing. And I was like, weak bitch. But I was just like to me, I was like, there's no chance that I'm I'm gonna toss you ten feet if you do that to me. I got beat up by a girl. Granted I think he would have beat me if you fought. Anyway, she was she was like a volleyball player. Yeah, and she punched me in the face

really hard, and I was like, I'm not hit you back. You're a girl. And I realized that like maybe if I would fought, she probably would have still be that was quite the hook. I was like, Jesus, right, my men was wrong. I should probably just try to

act tough. Look, I gotta I gotta say this. I gotta say because even though that is a complete like the conversation we're having right now is so under reported, under talked about and everything, but to try to even you know, like if we're gonna to make a comparison kind of laughable in a way that like just laughable as far as percentage, I think I think

the degree I guess is different. The degree, yes, the degree in which because like a woman's not going to dut somebody in the middle of the of the night because like the probably the average woman couldn't even do it. Yeah, right, they couldn't even do it if they tried. Agree, And and the thing is that's also but that's but I but that's also not

most sexual assaults. Yeah, most you know what I mean most sexual assaults is a belief of it is a let's be real, it's a lot of times a conservative belief that women are property and they can do it as they please, and so they do things at parties, they do things that clubs. People that know. That's what I'm saying. It's it's very rarely, if ever, a strange It's not like a because yeah, that's more of a law and order SPU type thing. I'm talking about, like say,

a conservative point of view that you think women are property. So when you're with said women, but I agree, I agree if you listen to these people speak and how they're like, and how many people, how many tens of millions of people don't even believe in marital rape. They don't think that's a thing that's crazy. They don't think it's that's crazy. That's the thing where it's like, it's to the point where culturally for a lot of people,

and then when you go outside the country, it's like laughable. If you go to thorough countries, for example, let's just be real, women are it's laughable. So that's what I mean, like say in that vein where it's like, yeah, when we talk about the struggles of men, like right, it's completely underreported and women will laugh at us or even me, like I remember I laughed at you when I talked about your sexual experience.

Like it's like a by default because culturally I have been conditioned to things to laugh about stuff like that, to not think that me getting taken advantage of is something that should be traumatic, but it should be like, well that happened, kids bringing teachers just like oh, that's exactly instead of being dude, I wanted to just so bad and that's horrible. That's a grown woman. That's another thing that we're talking about is that like dude, how

many. Yeah, the numbers on the board are crazy. How many? How many? By the way, how many women are doing that? It is great? Like I knew I know of three, I know just from our school. I know I know I know two personally, and I know the three from your school, and I'm like, the numbers are pretty crazy. Open. It wasn't like a secret. It was people. People knew that I knew the kid. I was like, dude, what he was like? Yeah, And I was like, how no one said anything.

I was like, no one said anything. And one of them if I'm not miss taking one of their parents faculty in the school and I'm not mistaken, And I was like, but okay when he got home. But so what I said, what I'm saying generally is that, like the the darkness of people is dark, and I think it's universal. I don't think there's this like line where it's like only men do this, women don't do this. I don't think that exists. I think that's completely CULTURALZ agree, I

agree, I got it. I got it. Sorry, Oh no, So the only reason why I think in the same way like say death statistics of like taking risk, I think this all boils down to and a lot of people sometimes like social when we talk about social science, they don't want to like talk about it. But testosterone, testosterone is the driving hormone that makes men and why men have weight. Like say, women on average have less than a hundred nanograms per desolator of testosterone, where man on average it's

infinitely higher. I mean you just said iron man, Well nanograms nanograms per desolator. Yeah, that's well, it's that's it's not that's like you went to fucking school. We do you talk about I've never heard of a desciator. Definitely. There's a tenth of a leader anyway, anyway, anyway, it's fine, okay, and a deca lead, there's ten leaders. That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. He doesn't give a fuck, right,

he's a counting. We're counting stuff in our systems to count. It's nice to it's nice to know these, especially like if you get sick or if there's well I got sick, so it happened to me. I need to

know I don't get sick. You get sick. That's what happens when you have a This is good to have the confidence we have those fucking rightoids that like think they know everything, and then when you know like basic mathematics and science and things, you're like, oh, you're wrong because of literally this. Yeah, And they can be like, no, that's not true. But I'm like, no, you're you're wrong. But but I just want

people to understand. I just want people to understand that testosterone is the hormone that makes it makes me take risks so stupid they do dumb things because this ship just it makes you with The higher it is, the more invincible you feel. That's true, think of it. Like, but so my counter is my counter is this, Then what's their excuse? WHOA, that's stop, that's that's stop stop because you just used you don't understand what you just used. But you just used the nuke. You just use then and you

don't get it. You're like and then all of a sudden, Taiwan's gone and you're like, I'm joking, I'm kidding, but yeah, it's Look, man, I just feel like, generally, like eight times, eight times out of ten, the person who finds a random kid in the try in the woods is gonna help them, and if they do for some reason, die When am I gonna get revenge on a bear. Yeah, Like I want to believe this, man, I want to believe this so badly,

Like you know that's true. Is how there's so many, there's so many guns in our country and so few mass shootings compares compared to them, I think there's way many. No, no, no, no, no, you're misunderstanding. There shouldn't be in and why why should why you're saying so you're saying that if we are as fucked as as we presume ourselves to be, we shouldn't be able to go outside without having to dodge bullets.

So I think, look at so there are way too many. I think mass shooting because like it's just a lot more completely unreported shootings all the time, there's shot most of those, like we said before we were talking about the show, are people like there's that, but then they're playing there's just there's just we don't even need to talk about mass shooting just under four because I think it's four and above his mass And so all you need to do

is just look at statistics of people road raging shooting people. There's people disputing with their neighbors, right, but that's the shooting. This ship, dude, I think like, I just don't deal really with that. Do you really think that happens, like I don't even have many of people. It's not a majority or even like a sizeable percentage. Yes, no, I think so. I think the reasons conservative. Look the reason viewpoint there. It's like the fear of just like being around people. That is not a

conservative viepoint at all. It's just it's just how when you look at say, when you just look at our fucking voting system and how the way that we do things collectively, people are dumb as fuck. They have dangerous weapons. It's not about being evil. It's just about like having an album Alex moment and then pulling out your gun and shooting somebody. And it's not like

they're like, oh I love doing that. That felt great. So there's this website that that tells you every time there's a mass shooting in America. Yeah, there is at least two mass shootings a day in this country. Of course, that is yes, because of the size of the country. Shit's going on, yes, like the but that's such a wild thing. It's on average, there are more guns in this country than there are people, of course, But so the way they're not, they're just in places,

they're not in people's hands. But if they were in people's hands, people having an Eyema alex moment, because the a lot of these shootings that happened there are just moments of rage and then they're like, fuck, I ruined my life right about it? Might as well go through think about how much there is to be angry about it any given day, and then I agree with I just feel like I feel like it would be far worse if

we were really as bad as we think. I think it would be far worse if people were just carrying their guns like the Wild Wild West, but they're not. I don't know. It might be better. Actually I don't think so at all. It might because if you go I really don't know how I feel about that whole conversation, like the open carry thing, because I feel like, on a psychological level, I feel like it makes sense that you wouldn't, like if if you know anybody can pop you, you

probably wouldn't. It's like that what is it the movie Theater of the Batman guy who went into that specifically like that non open carry like theater or whatever and open fired. Well, my thing is this right? Yeah, I agree that both of those dimensions make sense. Right, Like, obviously you'd assume that people people have guns. I mean we should think so we make a MANI civilization, we give them. I want to give everyone a gun. The thing is everyone in this country. You you'll get here to get

a ticket if you don't have a gun. Think of it like this, right, there's a great idea because like the peopletal instability in this world, in this world in general, right, having guns and people having guns. People think of how high you feel, how high people feel on the we all shot guns. It's a weird feeling you feel after you shoot a gun. I come usually I feel like a god but also like a monster at

the same time. And I'm like, I don't like holding this. I don't like this is not to feel uncomfortable, Yeah, I don't feel And I think that's a problem, that feeling that you get. I don't. I don't really, you know, I feel because the idea of the power of sign I'm holding around like I'm holding something that isn't eradicated, like I shot at ak and I was like, this doesn't feel. Yeah, I

kind of don't. Honestly I kind of don't know what you're talking. Like I like to shoot guns because it's just kind of fun, but like I don't. I don't know if I feel like what a gun is, like this is something that you with one with one aim. I guess it was the god thing, because like usually that's a pot a feeling when you say you feel like a god. If it feels I feel like I have way

too much power for someone that should be holding them. Yeah, but see, but you feel like but that's a negative feeling, like you're like, oh, this is way too much power. I don't like this. Yeah, that's me. I was like, I don't like having that. Most people that open Kerry, for example, they feel like a god and they love it. That's horrifying. But that's what that's my problem. I feel like we should have turrets, sentries. You carry them like fucking like fucking

Marcus, like power armours, you give children power armor. I'd be okay. So when they laughed out the people, I feel it more okay. With people having like crazy like mechanical arms that can punch people's heads off. I just think like you would at least have to fight and get up in someone's face close quarter. I'll like, that's what like, if it was up to me, if I was if I was dictator of the world, that's it. There would be no more of that away from He'll go three

dude, Yeah, because that's like like two more than three. No I do, but I am excited for the third. I just it's weird. They're gonna change stuf about it. Definitely, We're gonna gonna be some change. I I just think there's you know, Karnani Kojima is weird. The weird relationship. It looks good, though I see what is there looks good. It looked a lot weirder a couple like a couple like I think a year ago when they first talked about it. Yeah, when they first showed

it, Snake looked like what a Broadway actor playing Snake. It didn't quite look like what if when it drops it looks like Dragon Age the Vailguard. I mean, then God bless him. Like it just they just changed the art style. Coach people will turn into a kaiju and destroy a country. That would be I wanted to be like, that's what I'm waiting for. Though I'm waiting for it. I'm so disappointed. I'm so disappointed, and like, look at I understand what you're saying about, like, you know,

people being good on average, because I do agree. I think a lot of even the people that are so fucking stupid, they usually mean, well, there a lot of times they'll be misled. They think they're doing the right thing, but they're so dumb that they're actually hurting things right. And so the thing is, I don't think it's malevolence. I just think that there's a lot of people that feel like, you know, like say, guns are a good thing, and they they they do they're so irresponsible.

I guess you're saying. I just feel like there's like in the conversation we were having before about like finding it like a child in the woods, I just feel like that it's more like I feel like more more people would help than not, yeah, would help than not, like a wide margin in the I guess the worst I feel like the worst jet like it goes, most people would help. A sizable portion of people would be like,

that's not my problem. I feel like that's like I feel like that's probably like a lot more people than the helping that's no, no, not then would help but like then would do something really evil. I think that's the I think the default is that because of that, there's that effect. I forget what it's called, but it's just that somebody else will do it.

It's kind of yeah, that thing somebody else has got you. Like we always talk about the first time I ever heard someone talking about this funny enough or sure you already known about this, but someone actually discussing it. They were talking about Patreon. They're talking about Patreon. Like, imagine if every one of your subscribers donated a doggy. It would mean nothing to them, but you would be well off. But because of that effect, people are

like, oh, someone else has got it. But that's my nature of like I am don't I donate to things that even if it's like, didn't you donate to the Stormfront when when you everything I love I don'tate to. I'm not going to spend anything else. That website is nuts, dude. I only went on it one time about it on the Red Dead podcast. Never went on it because I heard about it and I was like, I don't want to be involved with that. I don't want this to pop m

on my fucking history one day and someone's like, what's this? You know what I saw on the banner of that website because I went on because there was a YouTuber that used that as sources that what was the banner. The banner was Streets of Rage two. It was actual, you know, the white the blonde. He was doing his fucking bare knuckle uppercut. But the normal, fucking bad guys, they fucking rendered them black so they're like black.

And then it was this uppercutting a black guy when they're not black in that game, Like there's that. It's like a ginger dude. He's one of the he's probably the most recurring one, like one of the shittiest grunts, and they just black and he's just uppercutting, And I'm like, that's crazy switched. I don't know, man, I feel like most people in this world are good, right. I feel like a lot of us are good. What happens is that we're scared to be fucked over, so we

go into the nature. We fuck other people over because we think we're gonna get fucked over. I think that's totally and it's like it's like a preemptive, it's literally there. It's like it's preemptive malevolence to respond from elevence that has happen because we can't tell people are gonna be good, right, most

people are probably not gonna bother you. Right. What happens is like these people think of like this, most of these people that are fucking like probably far right people, right, they're probably not truly truly truly racist, but they think that their culture is going to be destroyed by the nature of these other races existing. Right. They're ill informed. They're well, they're stupid,

they're stupid, they're stupid, they're evil. They're being taught that and and I don't think that's that's why they They meet a black person that they fucking have in common and then that's it's flipped off and they realize automatically or they fall in love with a black person flip isolated black grandchild, and then they're like, how could I've ever been like this? I love my grand They're isolated and I'm not saying this like to be rude, but isolated,

and they're uneducated. But they're uneducated because they just don't have resources in their area. They don't they don't live in metropolis, so they don't see a

lot of different cultures and different experiences. But the thing is, it's hard for me to sympathize like or empathize like I used to because of how well connected people are through the internet, where it's like there's almost no excuse anymore understand how vast and diverse everything is because they're they didn't exercise critical thinking growing up, because theydn't have the resources to practice it that you have like a tuck of Carl sent or a temple whoever, that just tells them what to

think and how to feel, and they can't. They can't do anything outside of it. They can't. They can't, like say, you know, a lot of us have been programmed. But then sometimes you realize when you have bad programming, you're like, what the fuck? What is what is this person telling me? This doesn't make any sense? Fuck this? And then a lot of times people will just tell you like ship from the like from a conservative standpoint, because you know, let's be real. Motherfuckers believe

in zombies. Motherfuckers believe in talking animals, They believe in magic, believe in talking blue fire. Butches like they believe, they believe in in dark fantasy. So of course, what how is it? It's a stretch to think that this Orange billionaire is like them gonna save America. It's not that much of a stretch when you think about it. Like, I like, I talk to people about stuff like that. Right, well, I'm just like, I really try to be respectful of everyone's some of the respective I

tried hard interview. I try, I really make that fort It's hard. Religion. Like when I'm like, when you guys talk about religion, I try not to say anything. Because my grandmother was a religious person. And though she she she she exploits critical thinking in religion. She very much so does. She takes it on. She takes it on because it's the critical thinking. Religion is that crazy thing it is saying, because because you can still have faith and belief, chaosity exists. But it's crazy. I get

it. I get it can't exist. It's it's oxymoron. It's acts more in itself. She tries. She tries philosophized, But I don't know about critical thinking. She tries to. She tries to. It isn't exactly like one hundred percent, like I clearly shouldn't do that. She tries to explore critical thinking, and she tries to understand that what the world is. The world is not as simple as a book can explain it to be. Neither's the understanding of this entity that created everything, you know. She tries to

exploit those things, and I respect her for doing those things. I don't agree with some of the stuff she believes in. I respect people who are okay with having open conversations of this and then it's not tied to their ego where they lash out, because that's the thing. Like, I'm like, look it, I understand that you're upset when I say ship, like, you know, it's fairy tales and stuff, but it's like, I'm sorry. I I've lived thirty six years on this earth and I've never experienced anything

like that. I wish magic was real. I wish Baller's Gate three was inside of Carlac currently dude burning like I'll burn with the like I wish I wish dark Fan. I wish that's how the world works, because it would be so much funner. It would be so fun to like having fucking I

would be a mystic night dude. I would be I would be a fucking arcane warrior, would be arist probably but like but like a cool magic, you know, like like I would give give little kids like little gum drops and they blow up in like twelve hours, like big God, I'd be fucking that is insane. But imagine magic terrorism. Imagine imagine I had magic that hit the towers. I gotta say, if I did have magic empowers,

maybe I would be the same way. Maybe I would slip up in the way that some people have the road rage and they have the guns on them. Maybe I would throw a fireball on some motherfucker. I mean, he's gonna he's gonna counter speller, right, and he doesn't, and he doesn't he kills somebody. Bro, Bro, you got magic, right counter spell? Why would you looking you didn't see the fireball coming? That's your

fault due How does jail work when you have that that? How does jail work in that fucking like how do you get put in jail in like ballsk three? Like you know, you go to jail the rules immediately I gotta put in jail and I was lock picked up. But like, how do

you go to jail when you're fucking that powerful? How does that? Even they can nullify magic and stuff like that, They can, but it's like barbarians, but that they don't though at least they don't because it's it's not like, yeah, I know, like it's like X men, you know how they have the callers. Yeah, like and because in D and D there's there's anti magic, like actual cuffs and shit like that they put on you in your magic there you go, are they like they cast silence or

something like that, they do something to prevent fusing magic. If that was the case, you'd go to the City of Balder's Gate you do some fun and in the game would and they'd put you in jail because there's no there's no way. Gortsh I wanted it's gonna make it so you can escape, would have murdered you. You would have on those sentinels going to prison out with you and step on your head and some ship and you would have died. Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about it? I can't even

universe being real. The I really feel like I was transcending for a moment because I was like trying to like switch between you guys as you were talking, trying to find and reading and trying to find questions to read and trying to like, pay attention to what you were saying. No, No, that was that felt it the one last frontier of evolution that we're missing being able to task in that way, because it's like, if you're reading something,

you can't listen to something on the outside. It's impossible. So it's like I've heard some people say that the count. I'm like you, I don't insult my intelligence. Okay, So some people can passively pay attention very well. Somebody paying sentences is not. No, that's not. All you can do is miss some words and then pick up on some words. Can't like, but they can listen to a beat like you can. You can be like, oh, I understand the gist of what they said, but

if you tell me what did I just say? No, you know, I'm like, that's not like I'm like, no, no, you just can't do it. And I wish it's time where we evolved next. I felt it's gonna be a bad I must with those monkeys and that's what he's working on, right, Yeah, he's working on nice. It's gonna be a bad direction. I thought we're gonna evolve, We're gonna turn into like fucking like a better version of humans. We're all going to get cancer from

it, going to get violent cancer. Question time, Yeah, we send the questions. Yeah, let's not let's not go for three hours like we have for the last two podcasts. Yeah, let's be fun. Though it's fun, but it's also three hours. I was like, holy yeah, I don't want to people like that. They do like it. I mean, you you Sacred Symbols go for like eight nine hours. I really can't

fathom. I really twenty five hours on Sacred. People tell us like, oh yeah, this episod will lasts me the whole week, and I'm like, yo, man, all right, just stop saying hooray for that. That stops. I just don't know how you guys are climbing up the rafters and putting your fucking noos in, like after after they're at a certain point,

I just can't talk anymore. I'm like, bro, we've ran out of things magic, No you're saying you're saying, like Derek, we've hung out for full days, laughing and joking about ship the whole fucking day. That true. We could, we could do a twenty four hour podcast if we wanted to, but we're like, we wouldn't be able to stop it, Like, there's no we wouldn't be able to end Well, the real issue, the real barrier to that is I'm not rendering that exactly. Whoever's

computer computer rendering that is gone? That's that's that's a new computer has to be bought, Brandon. It'll be a lot easier this way with like one single video feed, but like even still, like like a twenty four hour fucking video we could do. That's crazy. It'd be hilarious too. Is also slip start saying wild shit eventually. Yeah, it's just because I feel like we would have to get like massively, you know, massive donations.

Did even tempt anything like that? What's the longest you've you've broadcasted for? Not long at all? Like five six hours? I've gone to like eight maybe, yeah, Like that was and I was with friends, like I couldn't like by myself. I'm like, all right, three hours would usually be like the longest by myself. Three like the longest. I think I had like an eledanering stream that was like a eleven or twelve hours wow.

And I remember I hit the twelve because I was at eleven and I was like, we should just hit twelve okay, because like, why wouldn't wait at this point? Right? I did? I did the When I was playing Resident Evil seven Biohazard, I did beat the game. No, I did two halves. I did like fifteen it was a fifteen hour game about

right, Okay, I did like one half another half. Then I did like the DL season one go. And then for Village I did the first like maybe because I played until I died, and I died only when you fought the uh that bitch that like spat acid into the air and she killed you. And if you played I don't know if you played Village or not, I played it. You know the bat at the top of the on the roof stops. No, it's it's you're in like some sort of place.

We have to drop drop down somewhere, and then you fight this thing that spits acid into the air. And I didn't know it was gonna kill me like that, so he killed him fish Fish that's like the yeah where it's like the swamp. That's the only time I died. I hated that. Bosses you don't know, you don't know what they're gonna do. Well, that's why I died. Now and I was like, I have no clue what's gonna happen. I really liked that game Man was like very fun,

very fun horror game. There's no way I could have streamed that because I, uh, everyone was naked. Everyone you monitored immediately everyone that what was naked, let me them? But trust had Oh yeah, there were a lot of minds for that, and may veiners. Bro. I actually didn't put a cock one left. Dude Heisenberg was packing. Whoever made the mod for Heisenberg he was, it was so he was so I was like, dude, is crazy away bro, Jesus, all right, let's get

it. Let's get into questions I show wrote in he says Howdy Fellers. After Chris's movie trailer of Freaky Friday with Sween and Mitch McConnell, I totally forgot we even fucking know that crazy? Uh. I need an extra AMMO of Mitchie Monday starring Sween. That'd be a great script. Do you uh you living through Mitch McConnell's life and just become Mitch McConnell for a while.

Yeah, I forget the parameters of what the fuck we talked about. Oh, we'll be improv there but it was like several episodes be a politician, dude, bro, I forget like everything to the point where do you see somebody? Uh was a casual. They were poking fun at when I mentioned the the moans and dark souls. Oh yeah, the first episode, literally the first episode I talked about that. Oh, the first episode of the years time that I was on. That says the guests I talked about.

So somebody pointed out, They're like, will you fucking switch up the topics or whatever? It's been the same for three years. I was like, I'm sorry, I don't remember what I said four years ago. One repetition after that long is pretty not bad at all. Mean a red repetition has gotten out a hand Red Dad. Yeah, but we're forced, we're forcing that. It's funny. I was completely forgot. But we were talking earlier before the show, but like what it would be like if they had a

podcast if Yeah, it was like the switcher's not working? What do you mean? I mean? Mike is, yeah, we should, we should, we should have to pull on. Well, I don't know what there's podcasting or whatnot means, but I'm down if you are. You have a Stephans on a fish from your Face arthor Ah. Yeah, you're too close to the mic. You're blowing out the audio. I can't. People's speakers are gonna clip to hell. What the fuck are clipp funny modern day that

Gang Dutch would start a podcast, Yeah, he will. He would have a play again, Gonna get Rich. It would be like the vander Cast or something. He would totally call it the Man, but he would he would definitely take the name of it. And then like it would be him, John Micah and Arthur Micah are there be so pissed of Micah being like one of the guests. So it would be a lot of arguments between Arthur

and John. But Arthur would hate Micah though Mike would hate him. Michael would keep saying the in word and like he's like they'd have Leny on episode. He would sit and he'd be like, it's not calling the board. That a god damn it, Mac, that's nice. This is really complicating the editing process here, right after adding beeps and boots and all sorts of nonsense. He's editing. It would be the editor because he's he's the support. He's like the backbone. That's true, so he would be the editor

of that show. John John would be the John would be the ad read John. Yeah, he would read the ads. He would show up. I can't even do I can't do John's voice. This podcast to you by squares space dot Co. It's crazy. I know, I know what you're trying to do, and I hear it. I can't get that rest.

It's not right, but it is also I get, like I'm in saying how unique of his voice, Like he had such a unique voice, totally why I fell in love with him, like, uh, sexually and uh, I just I love I love the subtle because I just I just played again. I'm in the epilogue right now with him, which I forgot, like I was. I was so mad because I'm I'm ready to I'm ready to. I want to kill Micah so bad, like I'm so ready to do it. But I forgot five hours. It's been a long time,

five hours. I forgot that you're making me milk the cows. You're making me shovel ship dude, it is it really really long? That's my only real criticism game is I just feel like the epilogue doesn't need to Like I feel like they could you could get away with ending what do you mean? Yeah, I mean I've played some of it. I get it. I understand epilogue and that one too, for it's not nearly as long, and I will like an hour or two and I will say, like, it's

not even that the epilogue. It's not the epilogue that I have problem with necessarily, it's that I feel like you could roll credits on Arthur's story, like literally roll the credits and then do the epilogue sure, Like I would prefer that, because like there's a feeling of like it's drawn out when it

doesn't need to be sure. And I was just like, oh my god, having to finish that game for Sacred Symbols on like a time crunch was so annoying, imagine, like because that was one of that was back when we were getting games early, and then we decided we just don't want to do this because it's just putting too much stress on I really love John. I think John Marsham is like someone I really can look at as like a person that really tries to do to write like Arthur, speak into the microphone

Dutch like Arthur. Arthur definitely he awoke in that good part of himself as he journey through the game. Depends on how you play him technically, I believe imagine really living in that, like I don't know, but it would have to be I don't know. Man, the wild West seems like it seems it's a cool period of time, but like, man, it must smell so bad, smells gross. There's the no plumbing. Maybe Sandanin has

a plumbing. She gotta pay for pussy constantly. No fucking lights. Other than like that, you gotta go specifically, like other than outside of Sandonny living in that, it's fucking because like, okay, they had lighting, they plumbing, the things are starting to turn or in a recognizable area for us to where we wouldn't be like a living hell. But outside of that, no ac, no lights, it would be so bad. Like how do you even? Winter is bad? Winter's death over there. You really

had to love your partner back then. I feel, yeah, like you know what I mean, because like there's not they're not bathing every day, there's like the word it's humid and hot and they're in all those fucking clothes. Oh my fucking god, you really gotta love that person to their core man like simulation collapse. Bro, we had to go back to the fucking like post a pockeup the water West version of the Earth. Bro, that

ship would be such a fucking hole. I feel like I would prefer the societal aspects of it, but like that would be Oh no, dealing with the the effluvia of that is crazy. I feel like what you gotta do is that first year you gotta really just learn ship. You gotta learn how to keep yourself alive. You gotta exercise and get your body right to the best form because death is on the deaths around the corner. There's no way.

I just I can't imagine like not showering every day. I just that like even doing like a like a bird bath, that shiit sucks, man, because like it's like you know when you just like, oh, you do the pits and stuff, you do your fucking wash your nuts, your ass, your pits, and then you're like, Okay, I'm good, I guess, but thats fully eat your PiZZ throw. We're coming in here smelling so gross, Arthur. You smell sour, mich Why I just sma, why do you smell like cottage? Cheese. You smell sour. It

just fucking Beard just smells like piss. I love dude. Red Deredentem two is such a Arthur is such a fucking great character. If you listen to this podcast and don't know what Red that Too is, I'm flabbering. A First of all, you're dumb, well like why at this point, why have you not like the amount of people that message uh me saying that they they tried or started playing Mass Effect because of how much you know I was coming he talked about it. Yeah, and I imagine there was other games

specifically for that too. So if if there's people that haven't even tried it, like, what's wrong with you? Even just like a cursory glance of like the trailer said, again, what we're talking about, like, I don't know, you gotta want to play that game again for Lily, because what you can see, so you can see how good that you know what you do, you should play. Oh wait, I was gonna say,

dude, revolutionary put in the teleportation mod. Oh my god, it makes the game so fuck The game's all also just makes it not right there, no, trust me, because there's plenty of missions where you can't do that because you have to ride. There is no there is no destination. You don't know where you're going at, so you have to ride. So it cuts out a lot of the pointless like fuck, I have to travel so far and fast travel is you get it the first time, like, it's

kind of like it's way worse the second time. Actually, I like it the second time specifically because the first time, the first time you don't. It's like The Hateful Eight. I really did not like The Hateful when I first saw it because I felt like it dragged on for fucking ever and it's just like, oh my god, when is this going to stop? And then I watched it again and because I understood because I had the context. No, it's because I had the context of like, oh, I know

how long this is. This doesn't feel nearly as long. That's kind of how I felt about Redad, where it's like, oh yeah, that was long when I first played it, because I felt like I was going to be on this road forever. But I know how long this is Now it's not really that long at all. I don't know it at all. I'm more like I've already seen this. I want to fucking skip this part now, but then you've already seen the rest of the game too though it's kind

of how but those are the parts that I want to play. I want to play. I want to first of all, I want to shoot a bunch of people. I love it, Like I just want to murder like fun, like you want to play the sandbox. It's fun, like one.

That's the reason why I play Rockstar games. I'm like, I get that, but like Red Dead is like a weird thing where it's like, if I'm playing Red Dead, I'm actually like in a cowboy mood, like genuinely, like I want to be in that place, like I don't, I don't really care about Like look at GTA that's a sandbox, Yeah, because I can have a fucking rocket launcher, like shoot a rocket launcher that for some reason goes under a car and up. Yeah. Yeah, that's

it's crazy. That's it's crazy. The physics and GTA four are so weird cool, they're definitely that's definitely not supposed to work that way. Well actually apparently that that on purpose. Yeah. No, apparently, like say, if you can scrape stuff with the like with an RPG, yeah you can't like it needs to make it needs to make a more direct The detonating part is the tip of it. The tip is what that No I understand. I understand, but like I really I what I'm saying is I don't remember

it acting like that in the original. I feel like whatever they did to enhance it for like the backwards compatible might have like fucked with it. I don't because I do not remember that when we were experiencing that, when we were playing, when we were playing g T A four on like Christmas or whatever, and we were like shooting rockets at cars and it was going under and up into the sky. I do not remember that from g T A four Bass at all. I feel like I remember that, but I could

be wrong. I don't know. Maybe maybe I'm wrong, But because there's something sometimes when you upscale and when you like increase frame rates on things like that, will that actually like was a big reason why like the Massive Collection was fucked was because that game is tied to the frame rate in such a way that like even like the bouncing glitches didn't work, weapons didn't shoot right

because like the the it's tied to frame rate and stuff. So like I could see like that being a reason, but like, I really do not remember that goofy ass fucking rocket if I'm being honest and g t A four. I just played ballad at Gates when I put on a super punch and I would humble people with that fucking thing punch explosive. Are you serious? I never actually played that. So I'd punch a guy and he'd exploded and hit a car, and a car would blow up because it took so much

damage from his body and it gets hard. My favorite thing to do was like pedestrian rage and everybody freaking and andreas you go. You would go like the mob one where it would pretty much be how long you could survive. Me and my best friend would do it all the time, made it like half an hour, and then some guy sniped me. It was crazy, some dude snap. I would mostly get killed by RPG. Like I said, you would just be You would be fucking like just driving and then like

what the fuck? Such a mean spirited thing to do to people. They would be attacking tod It'd be like Dawn of the Dead, but they have guns. They have guns. It's crazy. Oh dude, I fucking love San Andreas. That was such a like that's why, Like I was, man, the fucking that that that definitive edition or whatever? They really so bad it still I just came across that. Fuck it's not great. Why didn't get a car? Was it? Writer? Is that his name?

Like? Fucking his arms are like you called me across that figure laughing. His arms looked like the fucking final shape. It was crazy, Like it was so twisted and fucked up. Yeah, I couldn't play the I will say, the glitches in that version of the game, like when it first came out had me dying. That was so interestanet when you could like when you way back and forth and just make the car. Really, why you really think I was hitting everyone everybody? You really think about like how that

glitch functions? That is crazy. That would be a difficult thing to program. Yeah, if you try to do it, Yeah, if you try. Let's let's have a car that like gets bigger as you wiggle it, Like how do you even do that? Usually like to change models like that, you have to like cut away and like replace it with a bigger model. Like the idea that you could just like wiggle it into like spaceship territorially forgot about that. That's incredible, And there was that one way if you

did the rearview camera, it would just be like CJ's face. Such a bro. They released that, they were released. They didn't play test that game. Clearly they fuck that's what that was. I feel like they had AI make that thing, man, Like I'm not even I think I think that like some of the signs were like a I upscale. That's why you had like signs that were misspelled because it was just some commedian. I saw that. It was just like wrong all of a sudden, You're like,

what the fuck? No, totally they totally didn't. That was and somehow still better than Saints Rowe when they remade it. That was. That was bad, bro. That was. That might be the worst game I think I've seen it in a long time, like as far as like a triple like I don't know triple is necessarily the right word, but like like a big proper like something that isn't Lord of the Rings Gollum, you know, yeah, yeah, no, man, man, they fucking I really I

really enjoyed that. I love that franchise. I just like Keith David's Well, I like three three. A lot of people didn't like four because they said it like it jumped the shark. But I'm a bit a bit much that's not. Well, you're you've been adducted by aliens and you're in a simulation and then so yeah, you have super superpowers and simulation and then it

renders cars useless. It's basically prototype. It is they they act. They they borrowed a bunch of stuff on purpose, like they did certain things that you can romance, like mass effect. There there were, but not not really because they didn't go deep into a very shallow They did a lot of shallow biting on purpose. But even that one's better than that. A new one. Oh yeah, that one is no. Four. I still enjoyed four. It just wasn't nearly as good as three. The Giant from that's

just fun. But three three is fucking like you can three. I had such a David right, No, three is Keith David. He's not in three at all. I don't think so. He's in one of the older ones. I'm pretty maybe not not as president Keith David, but like I think I think he is. I don't The vice was I'm not afraid. I gotta we gotta get through more of these questions. Yeah, we do, because we're yere oh ship. Yeah, at least we have the time

code down. Yeah, for sure, our setup looks crazy. We'll take a picture of it for and and put it on Instagram or something so you can see what, like what what we're looking at. But it's it's it's pretty. It's pretty nutty what we got over here. Uh, germs who died are brushed aside for losing the plaque. They're something it cuts out.

Sorry, I'm on the iPad. I'm not going to fucking I fade to black I fade to Blackie yet again, he writes, and he says, honest self, reflection time, If you were born one hundred years earlier, do you think you would have supported women's right to vote in nineteen tens? Probably not, if it depends up I mean, I mean just yeah, I mean like, I mean, if if I was raised by the prevailing wisdom, probably not, because because what is what is it? What is

the reasoning? Is it's that like they can't be drafted, so they shouldn't have representation. That's that's what it is, right, Like that's the general kind of that was the argument. That was the argument at that time. I think yeah, for the most part, it was that you're not equally at the disposal of the government, so you shouldn't ever say I think it's I mean, that was the argument that that was the argument that hid behind. Yes, right, ye, it is, it is. It is

the argument that they hid behind. However, it is also valid like you should if you are voting, you should get drafted. There's some validity to the argument, but that's not the main reason why. That's what they hid behind. That's like, yes, yeah, that's why not because I'm an asshole, you know, the same reason black peop shouldn't be able to vote. They're not humans. It's like, that's why high of mind that It's

like they can get drafted though of course for some reason. Yeah, awesome, dude, you can't get drafted and then not be able to vote. That's crazy. You also shouldn't be should be a fella and be able to run for president and then also somehow as a fella and not be able to vote like that. I such a clown reality that we live in. This is a joke now, but away, So what do you so did did

you find an answer to Keith David? Can I be wrong? So what it looks like is it looks like he's only in four as himself, but he did voice a guy named Julius Little Yes, yeah, right, two three in the Originals. Yeah and he yeah. So some people are asking why is he Keith David in four instead of Julius because he wasn't in three because he's President Keith David. Yeah he was, Yeah, he was as himself. Answer that question. The answer that question is because it's funny,

because it's that's the answers. It's he's President Keith David. Because it's funny that Keith David is talented, because people love Keith David. And it's also keeping with Keith David being in pretty much every sci fi thing. Now, I think that was kind of like all of it. Now, I think he's been in like every major He's he doesn't do fantasy, but he's been in like every reci fi. He like, he's like, sign me up.

Ever since the thing? Literally do you see that they're they're so there's a they're remaking the thing PS two game that is I'm not even joking. John Carpenters. Yeah, John Carpenter is the thing for PS two. There was apparently like a PS two game that acted as like a sequel to the

movie, and apparently it's good. Well I never heard of it. Wasn't that good because who who played it was one of those things where it's like, uh, there was just no audience for it, but like the people who played it really loved it. I couldn't imagine caring about a sequel to that game, really, because I can't even I can't imagine caring about them, because like it's supposed to be left up in year, that's the point of the the thing. Yeah, didn't care about the thing as a kid,

though I love the thing. Yeah. I think it's a fantastic movie for the plastical effects and the nature of because I think I know at the end people don't agree with me. I think Child's the thing at the end of the movie. I think it's Child's Yeah, that's I think it's popular, and that's not that unpopular people because what you call what is his name? Carpenter says, you would you never know? I'm like, not Child's.

Well, it's kind of like the Fallout thing where it's like who's starts, Like the the idea is that China started fired first, but like technically the point is that you're not really supposed to know that. Like the point is that like it's gonna show the shows that up though not really, Yeah no, it doesn't doesn't show. And we're talking about Fallout like the video

game universe, right, what are you talking about? Yeah, we're talking about the Fallout in the in the show doesn't make clarify the whole they spoilers for the Fallout show. Sorry, yeah, sorry, but what are you talking about? One of the they initiated, the company that's created, the bunkers, they the vaults, they created, They did it, started it. No, that's not what the implication. The implication is that they intend to or that they're open to doing that. But like it's never really confirmed

that that they it's never confirmed that they actually did it. That they would because the can because that's can into the video game universe, right it is, right, Yeah, yeah it is. Okay, I don't have to

watch that again because my interpretation was that they definitely responsible for it. Now I think the whole why would just because they said not if we drop the bombs first, but like there's so many people at Vaultac the work that are completely taken it back by it. Not really there's only one person if those

taken back by it, and it was that younger dude. I don't think it's I think specifically it's China. But like the retcon is that you don't know, you're not supposed to know, only that there were a lot of there were a lot of people who were willing to do it obviously because there's a fucking worm like as of as of if you're if you never if you don't know anything about the universe, it would be implied that they did it.

It's implied for sure, Yeah, because I know, I like I know in f three and four, three and two and stuff like that, it's it's hinted that it is China as well. They're like they're the ones that ignition or what people are told is that it was China at least. Yeah, there's a lot of reasons for why it would happen, but like generally, you know, it's supposed to be up in the air. Yeah, I mean, I would say to the show, it just looks like

obviously, oh, these guys have the best bunkers. They're gonna be fine, We're gonna make a lot of money. This is awesome. Get the bombs dropped, like it's just you know, but then it can be smart, like say moving forward, you'd be like, that's what you think, Yeah, I think it's I think. I don't think you'll ever know. I don't. I don't, I don't. I think it's like the how long how long is it after the bombs drop is I don't really, I

think it was like five seconds? Five seconds even done? What's going on? But if we did it. The thing the thing to me, the thing to me that indicates, the thing to me that kind of makes it feel like they didn't do it is the woman who's working for Valtech, that is the wife of Cooper Hm. The fact that her daughter is outside when the bombs drop kind of indicate to me it's like if she didn't know that, I don't know. That just strikes me, like, really, that's

interesting, that's a good that is a good point. But it also you know, I wouldn't see because this is what This was the reason why I was having a problem watching the show in the in the first half of the season, because there was a bunch of like shit that I was saying, like a bunch of contrived shit that was kind of like Unclever. The first half is a little like you kind of have to like just kind of take

it. It was basically like it was very Unclever and in the same way that you bring that up as a great point, but it also wouldn't put

I wouldn't put it past them to just not even consider that. Yeah, I mean I I I you know what I mean, Like, because of a lot of the ship that they did in that show, it would be I would be like pleasantly surprised that that was something that you should focus on because there was a lot of shit like that that I'm like, like a lack of nuance and and and inconsistencies and and shit that just was contrived.

In my opinion, that like a lot of there's a lot of good stories that are like that though, Like so like a lot of things like we'll just have it this here, and then they'd be like, oh, wait, that's a good act. That's like that. It's good that we didn't flesh that out too much because now we can that's a good that's a good motive, that's a lot of a lot of great Sorry telling is really just

people floundering into like great ship. Oh yeah, one hundred percent. People just like people just just bit shut out and then like, oh it turned it took great. But like, I feel like there's a lot of people that maybe they just they think they're there, egos are inflated, and they don't do enough rewrites because like when you think about like some of the best scripts ever written, and you asked them like how many times this was rewritten?

And it's fucking dozens of times. Yeah, dude, that's Georgia R. Martin. Literally, that's why he's not done yet. That's why this nigga's gonna die. And then he's he's not finishing this dude. He The thing is that the thing is the problem with that is that if you've watched Game of Thrones, there's a fuck ton of characters. Sure the book there's way way more important, of course, of course, and it's just like damn dude, it's like that the thing is good about Breaking Bad, right,

Breaking Bad's main cast is five people. Yeah, well then a subcast it grows out a little bit expanse and then his streets. Then they said

Thrones is just gross and gross look and gross. Well, Breaking Bad is actually a really great example like where they they had no fucking idea where they were gonna go with that show, Like they literally would intentionally write themselves into corners just to see if, like can we ride ourselves out of this, like, which is a good It's it's kind of a good exercise because it ends up in like a really engaged was gonna kill this guy the original script

fucking Walter White exploded when you fucking threw that ship down, and they're like, wait, yeah, all right, we got there was gonna back this up a little bit. There was They were literally they were literally going to kill Jesse. I think I think it's like a commonly like like they were getting Yeah, they were gonna kill Jess in season one in the first time you meet him. What Jesse was gonna he was gonna fall out. He was gonna fall out the window when he was caught fucking that lady and break

is not gonna die. And that was gonna be Jesse's entire character. He was gonna break it sound like drooling. He was gonna start foam drooling and then die. This dude, this dude, what's his name? His real name, Jesse Pigman. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, real life Jesse Aaron Paul. I actually forgot. He's so mad. I had to remember. I had to Jesse Pigman, I r L. So Jesse Pikman, I r L. He like he's so excited he got the role. He's like, fuck, yeah, dude, I'm so excited. You know,

this is really gonna help my career. And then he just has one whatever. So they were gonna they were gonna act him like at the season finale or something, and then like but as they were going around, it's like he's really good, and so they just kind of kept him around. He's not very young anymore. Crazy, he's young doing the show, and now he's like not a very young man anymore at all. You took that Need

for Speed movie immediately after was in it so hard. That sucks because apparently that movie was like if you're in the cars, that ship was like amazing. But the problem is most people aren't in the cars. Couldn't give less of the nineteen sixties, He's not and and and fashion fears came and gone, and fashion fears became an action franchise, which was when I started watching. Yeah, because I don't give a fuck about cars. I don't care

about cars, pies. When the Rock, When the Rock flexed out of a cast and it picked up a mini gun and shot a helicopter down, And then him and Fast seven and him and Vin Diesel have like a kiss off pretty much one. I admitted they were going to fuck each other. Fast seven, Bro, we got a good We got a good one here from the Peppini Brothers moderating the Great Space Sween loses points. A lot of these names are cutting off by the way. You gotta you gotta shorten them.

Uh, if you could do a shitty dub of an anime or cartoon similar to the big green dub of Dragon ball Z? What show would you would you do? And who would you get to voice cast in it? Much? Big gay Love for Pride month, That's right, it is still so. I have always wanted to do something like this. I think I want there was wasn't it a couple of years ago that we were talking about doing like an all Southern dub of Spider Man? Yes, Earth you spider

Man. We had so we watched we would watch that movie and like recite the script in like just a like a blatantly like cleatst ass accent and just go to town on that script. I would love. You can't do that to me. I started this company. I don't know how much I've sacrificed. Almost I'm sacrificed. She feenish shit from Oh my God, I just Backmassenger knock me down. They're not so different you when I that scene where

he walks up, he leaves like he thumps his head. I think that scene is the most disrespectful scene from any movie I've ever when when he hits when he gives them because a light pat on the head and it does a Phonsie lean. It is so good. Hey, Richie slapped the out of Sider, so I'd make a lift the car and slapped him like that. He could have stat him in his juggular. He went, you could have

done a lot of stuff, but that was the best that was. I put his mask, I lick his face a bunch that would be figures, figures figures out. He throws above me. I lick it whatever I want to you right now, your mind. There's a guy. There's a guy that we invented who was like, he would like every time, then every now and then, I don't know people at home do this, but every now and then we'll invent We'll just invent a guy. You invent characters.

Yeah, you invent a guy. Remember the Remember the pitch drinking dad, infinite piss the what you weren't there for that? You're there for that. We told you to come over that when you were busy. It was the way we watched the movie. We that movie stupid that the niggis right dude magazine kept in the movie. He was like, just watch the movie and it was like trying to like actually watch it. And then he realized it was ship and he gave bub He was like whatever. It was like,

yeah, whatever, this is this guy drinks pits. I can't remember what that movie was called, man, because I probably do something. That's what we should. We should Maybe we should do something. You said, we should probably do something that's better than a movie. That's a great name for a movie. Should probably probably maybe we should do something, and we should do something together. Per chance action should be taken. I was gonna say those exact words you were, I swear on my life, I was gonna

should be taken. I was gonna say that, because that's just do something in a different way. You know what. I don't like that. Yeah, that implies you guys are linked. You know. It's like you guys are finding Chinese finger traps with your penis brother cloth. You guys are which addicted any guys uncut? Uncut? What do you mean like circumcised, uncircumcised you mean default? Yeah? Defense No damn. So now you guys can't talk. That's they got me immediately, the whole thing off. There's no

hood at all. Yeah, there's like a worm. I think I just fell I think I think I fell out onto a blade that was like make him cry, like what he cries, especially you know how like they spiral cut hot dogs on the grill. Oh my god, Yeah, that's that's what you're working with. That's what I'm get down here. I'm working with that slinky like, oh my god, did you get down You got the blossom? You got the blossoms? I got that boying, sincerely, is

your urethra intact or did it cut into their tow? This out in a spiral everything. My It's almost like it's almost like like a Twizzler meets a nerds rope, you know where it's like the eure ether is still intact, but there's a there's a spiral around viral in it. That's that's hard. I don't want that nerds rope right now, that sounds I'm also really hungry. I'm I'm quite famished. So we took We took a little longer, and I kind of have to go somewhere and I don't want to do episode

later on. Well well, well I actually still have because I'm an asshole, and I forgot to post my fucking oh you didn't do the Yeah, I had it sitting there and I just totally forgot. I almost deleted it too, by accident, because I'm used to clearing out my desktop of like all the sacred recordings after I'm done with them. I'm playing. So the extra emero that will follow for this week will be like my solo because we're a little bit behind us. The one that I have for next week.

Oh right, we could do either. Okay, posted, I was gonna post it. We should. We should put that one then, because that's the we tease that don't save it, and then I'll just have my solo one go live okay for so we can we cannot do it. I forgots the cameraspan on Sweeny. This whole time means this takes getting It takes them getting us. Yeah, it's got me first. This is your first time,

so it's like I'm getting the hang of it. My plan is that I think I was gonna do. I was gonna do a video podcast with Lilian from my house, yeah, because fun, just to have one for her, because he has not done a video thing in a while. You should beat her. I'm not gonna beat man be a camera and any camera. That dude breaks in and starts just wailing on that chick like he's like

stealing. He's like, yeah, he's like stealing, he's fucking robbing, and for some reason just decides to punch the ship out of his chick. I want to get a ring camera, but only in my room, facing my bed at night when I'm watching porn. I like that. You know, it's really crazy. What if there's an image with someone right behind, like someone like up on a sea while you're watching porn and you see that the next morning and you're like, what the fuck? As long as nothing

happens to me, I'm right, I'm not okay for about it. I'll just forget about it. So that's that's a lot for me to handle. If I I canna move, I just I just finished setting up this office. I'm not moving anytime. If I wake up and there's someone in my room, you give you pretty much just like if you're if you're not someone I know, like you're not waking me up, you all your rights to

me. If you what was you? If you came out on afkin in the middle of the night, and then like as it's as it flies towards an aafkin, you're like Yoshi, there's a Yoshi outside my windows. And then there's a tongue like grabs it and then like and then it like they get to what does it get? What does it get? Like if you if you were it just it just its face becomes your face. You that's

so of that happening. And it pops on an egg and then it pelts an egg at you, shatters your whole fucking side of your face because he throws those fuckers hard. Bro. Just realize, So it's I think it's actually it's recording both audios from the cameras from from the switcher. So he's gonna from like a video audio attached to the video feed on the raw file is gonna sound fucking stupid awful. That'll be the free version that you get.

It's it is constantly in the red constantly it is. It is peaking so often that I actually wonder if the video will be damaged somehow, Like that's what damages the video. The video cuts. It's just fucking this story. Imagine clipping so hard that the audio the video gets fucked. Dude, that can't happen, right, No, I mean they're separate entire but it is so red, so surprised that it's they're both consistently look at We'll say we're right by the from the Alpha series camera, so I would imagine,

okay, that makes sense. We're for to spike. This one is far away. It's spiking and it's you talking. That's just crazy to see, Like, okay, camera one, look at how much the spikes. Hey man, rains falls. Man, it's my guy. Stop rains fall is my guy. That's probably my great uncle's name. Stop son. The white people with minorities. Great uncle breeds with Arthur. All right, that's crazy.

We'll do one more. Arthur. Stop, Arthur, don't you I hate I love how they didn't give them the accent I wish they did in the game. Oh no, he did. For sure. That sounds like a real native person. They don't. I've met native people, some of them. Okay, some of them may sound like that. Some of them may sound like that. No, they do. That's it's like the ones I've met don't sound like they're not all from the same region. That's true. That's also true as well. It's like it's like fucking like, why

we make uh, you know, Asian accents Indians. I'm like, because they're in their native language, they speak a certain way when they speak English. I mean, like all the stereotypes come from somewhere. Not that true. What do you mean? Give me an example, not like like I like more than like this, not like it way more than having. That's true. That's that's true for me. For I don't know, I don't know. That's Chris. Stop, you're lying yourself. Chris. I've seen

you do a little happy dancing to get gusts. Shut the funk up. You haven't seen my sex happy dance though it's not enthusiastic. I bet you're like that fucking you ever seen that? You see that bitch with the with the with the waffles, and she's doing that like that thing exactly, that's about to have sex, and it's just like, what's happening, don't move on to hurt you? We were gonna, I'm not. I'm not gonna. I'm like, that's terrified. One's actually going to eat your pussy.

Sorry, I'm here to eat your pussy for real. I'm here to no parents eat animals alive. It's like the same thing. You're just fucking Whitely snacking and she's screaming and slailing, and you're just like, that was fast. Imagine that's how fast it would be if you're being cut into. You're being casually cut into, like fucking doctor Mangula and ship doing experiments and he's just casually. That motherfucker was the devil bro if I had in German,

he was. He was just singing the Erica song. I don't know, so Nazi. I'm not you secret, You're not a secret Nazi. That's that's so me being a Nazi so wild because I am so black that at such a black that would be like you, So if you had, if you could, if you had, if you had to give up one chicken or chicken or Nazis Nazis obviously chicken, chicken, chicken or sex? Uh, you get rid of it? Can I sell masterbait? No, that's

sex? Excuse me? It would count all right, you're you're, you're, you're kind of you're kind of you're kind of the I am moving the goal post. If I can't masturbait, then i'd give up. So no sexual stimulation, is what you're saying, urgre Still, yes, you're human. You're already thinking about it. You're already getting upset just thinking about it. It's crazy, bug up the urge to give for free? Oh yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah, you know somebody you know what's crazy?

Though, even at that level, it's still kind of a contest, you know what I mean? Like it is kind of a question I haven't I haven't said an answer yet. That's crazy, Like I would still be I would I would be thinking if a genie asked me that question, I would stall for a really long time. Really not me, I think I would. Oh no, are we talking giving up pussy? Or chicken or

chicken. But I would so, I guess at some point and you were talking about the other the goalpost moving like that, that would be like, I'll give it chicken easily. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go feral. Like at a certain point when you stop like coming, you just go feral. You go like, but here's the thing, here's what you might be. You might transcend. That's what they say. Here's the thing about it. But those are all the mass shooters think about. You're in your you're

in your sixties, and you don't care about that anymore. And now you can't have chicken either. Now you got nothing. I'd be upset, But like you guys like chicken. I love chicken, chicken, I love like I already already mentioned that my favorite dishes of beani cheese brido like me my favorite like final meal kind of a thing. Last meal, I would do a bean cheese breed with fries. If it's pizza and sex is going away, I think for me, I like chicking away with my like I love

pizza. I love pizza. I like chicken way more. I love I love chicken for it's for what it's done for me, Yeah, absolutely, But like vegetables is my favorite meal actually, not kidding, literally, it's like, why the fuck are you? Like, like, if you just season some chicken with some some adobo, some salt, some pepper, a little bit of garlic, it's good. It's delicious. But the thing for me is that like pizza is like the closest food has felt to sex to

me. Really, yeah, like there's something there's something about pizza that is just like so hedonistic, and it's like it's bread, it's cheese, it's meat, it's sauce, it's a vegetable, but not healthy like everything like for me, it is so it is so self indulgent. I love pizza a lot because pizza is so great, but I feel like, I don't know, I feel this might be because I'm like, I'm I'm like a different culture from just being an American black person. You learn how to fucking

speak chill bro fuck, But it was so deep. I want the next episode to be just us hostile, like really hostile towards each other. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. It's not my energy anymore. Nice now, really you think I'm hostile? Yeah, we can get you there. You guys might be getting there take a little while, but I'll be like you got mad at me for telling you that I couldn't remember what horses

were, because that's not real. You mean the idea. Somebody be like explaining what a horse is, Chris, like, I don't know, it's great whatever, whatever the it's what is a horse? Horse? They have wings? They have wings? Give me answer the question. I don't want what the question was I would choose. I would choose definitely chicken. That was my question. That was his question. What was the actual question I would choose. I'd probably choose because don't want to go feral and kill people.

I won't kill people. I'll be fine. Dude, there's no way. There's no way, Like, let me put you that bad until you don't have it. You can't say that true because young teenage me was a he was transforming. Dude, I haven't. I haven't had the way people. It's been over a month, brother, it's been over a month, and like I feel a little agitated, even though like I can, I can shoot ropes whenever I want, but like it's different. It's sling whatever

I can. Animals is all over my apartment and it's like that, so don't animal, don't sit anywhere in my apartment. I'm just saying no. But like that's corage. I sat on a comb at someone's house, I would be like, I wouldn't be making a lot. I'm like, yo, yo yo, yo, dude, dang, you are right. What

if they were really cool? Though? They were really I would what if it was like you're like, you're an idol of yours like and like and and they were actually genuinely as cool as like even cooler than you anticipated them being. You were hanging out with them on them like, yo, dude, are you all right? And then but then like you came over their house there it's been the coolest day ever. They you sit in a chair at their place, covered and cakeding. Come. You didn't notice because you

were having such a good time you sat down. It's blum, it's blumm. Blood You're so stupid, So it's come. And then you said, oh, and then he goes my bad man. So you know what I would do? Actually, if I lived anywhere near there, I would go home. Actually, my my my my boxing ship is in my car. It's in my trunk, So I would wrap my hand just one, put on my four ounce glove, come back and hit them as hard as I humanly could. Like, no joke, no joke that it would. I

would. My rage would be surpassed to the point where I could focus and do that. I wouldn't just immediately attack them, but I would. I would. I would as long as they're not festerers, because you know, like if the comes of wigglers and I can feel it, that that's what I would. God would transform. I would did evolve into like murder kingsin that ship just if I can cease. Do you think women would? Because I even I I I sometimes I think this. I'm like, you bitches

are gross, y'all. I'm fucking just y'all just like slapping that ship up, and I'm just like, even though I appreciate it, but I'm also like, you're cool for that, but I appreciate it, but I'm also in the back of head, I'm like slapping lapping that ship up like drinking blows. They just they just like, you know, like a girl tried to get one time after she did that, and I literally almost I actually almost a girl for real. But that's no, that's an immediate head,

but you just do it. I almost like slapped her and I was like, yo, no, they're very white. I would have gotten a lot of trouble. No immediately, like just fucking gun barrels when it came through the windows, just started uploading on it. It would have been shoving into your face like oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man, sign Yeah you're gone. There's there's not even a trace of you left. I would have been I would have been a memory. People would have started forgetting me,

like kinksty step. I can't remember him every move I may whose nigga I bought all these shoes for Kingston is real gay because he punched some damn it. I couldn't think of like a derogatory term for a woman that would rhyme with gay. Yeah, damn only dame. Dame's closed it is. I'm trying to hurt a woman. I'm not gonna call him a dame. They respect, I'm not doing that. No, no, no, no respect, say anything like we gotta we gotta be better at introing the show,

because we I keep forgetting. Definitely, I feel like we didn't do nothing. I feel like we didn't in the show at all. Snark tank dot shop, buy our merch or else, I'll come to your house Patreon and I'll devour your dog. Yeah, Patreon dot com. Yeah, just in general, slash the snark tank. No, not even one dollar Patreon dot com. Slash a snark a Patreon. H Wait, what a big

brain fucking question, Patre. I would be really mad about that, Like, you're already skimping money from from the from the patrons, but they're skimming themselves as well. What does that mean? Does that mean we get paid that many started bleeding and ship. That would be so stupid. That would be the stupidest thing. Who's the highest was the Patreon? How you say? I don't know, I have no idea. I think it's probably a

comedy podcast, probably Critical Role or something. Oh I wonder they don't have a patren anymore? Oh well they when they did, I think it was because their own services they're fucking so big and now they don't need that shit anymore. That's true, because at a certain point it is kind of like rude. It might be shots. I think Shelves is making a crazy month. A lot of those comedy podcasts have like they make well over one hundred K a month. Yeah, step it up. Well, see, I'm

like, that's that's my whole thing. I was like, Okay, we're a comedy podcast and it's funnier than them. I actually, you know, it's it's it's it's really. I hate saying shit like that because I don't like talking positive. I hate I hate whenever it's time to talk positive about myself. But like I firmly believe from all those podcasts that I've consumed them, like these guys are like funny for like ten minutes of a two hour pod. I feel like, see, here's what I feel like is that

we should find these comedians and we should eat them. I would absorb their funny No no, no, I just mean just eating the idea of us as being on flagrant. Imagine that like one day is us and there's munch of blood spat on and like limbs on the floor. Hey, what's going on, guys? That's the snark tank here crazy, that's insane, Like where we go around to different podcasts, eat them and then record from their set. I would be let's start with the bad friends with the Bobby Lee

and he loves that. I'm major I just I like Bobby Lee, but I that Cheeto guy whatever he has this no no, no, his name is cheat Andrew Centino, but they call him Cheetoh yeah. I look, look man, I don't like that. I'm not a fan of that persona where I'm like, oh, I'm a dick. But you know they're like cool as fuck. I I can't. I can't stand that. I think it works. Burs fucking from Boston, yea. He the amount of fucking podcasts you know, everybody was in the community. People don't did not understand

Bill Burr. So like when he went on H three's podcast the first time and like roasted the ship out of Ethan, they didn't understand. They're like, oh, this is so. There was like a thousand commentary videos made him like this podcast was a disaster. I'm like, have you are you a fan of Bill Burt? Do you know how many podcasts there are literally of him destroying people because he's slightly agitated? Do you even know what a comedian is? You know, they had question they had a podcast Bill Burr.

It was called Bill Burt, him and Bert Kreischer. Bert Kreischer brought on somebody on like it was like they were supposed to record on Like God, why would he because because lucrative. I'm sure it was this lucrative. So the thing is the long story short, Bill Burr was a show. I'm Alex. I mean we did, but we didn't know he was bashing his girlfriend in the head with brick he's doing. Actually he didn't do that. He threatened a lot, dude, behind the scenes. I'm sure he

did, like a lot of flash kicks or chanting ship. He probably flash in your fucking wife. You go down to get your charge emotion, you actually do the charge. That's like, what's crazy? Man? To bring it back to that, I just really can't get over how you would just sit there on a discord call and just scream like that. This is what I don't look at me. It scares me. Is that I feel like one day if my discord with Smokey gets revealed, or like if our texts,

what did you do? Revealed? Because we just we just say each other the most insane fucking ship, right because we both just a lot of people die. So it's just like, but it's not like she's record that. I don't think it's hope not that's my best friend crazy to do that, because it's like, what's the intent, Like, what is the intent? You know, what, what is the intent? What is the intent if like they were gonna like the slow game, you play the slow game,

like somebody could like. And that's the thing, even about that chick where she this is Alex has been wilding out enough to where she casually been recording that ship a ton, And at a certain point you're kind of like, all right, look man, I feel bad for her. But then look at in in the you know how like say, victims get trapped in a relationship and stuff. But at a certain point, when this is happening so often that you're just casually recording how many who knows how much footage there

is this time, you are so self aware of how toxic. This is toxic, this is it's time to fucking leave. So it got to that point, It got to that point where it's like, it's not in the emction. That's just true. That's just that's why that's why we were talking. We were talking earlier. People are getting angry and like fucking shooting each other, right, but that's not what this is. This is metaship. You have it's vindictive. She has she wants to exactly, but she's still

there. That's nigga. You have content, she has she has content. But this is like, this is kind of this is like the this is the process of because you can hate and it's like the same time, you're getting to the point, you're getting to the point where it's like you're maybe in the middle where you're like kind of like I know, I got to get the fuck out of here, but like I gotta fun out. I'm gonna have hours of contents. It's not to involve her of any responsibility.

It's just to say, like, it's just looking, I know why this. People gonna people are gonna tell me, like the people are gonna say, like you're fucking victim blamership, like not at a certain point, At a certain point, I've always even when it comes to like say, like because I've been in some of the worst situations you can be, like in and not having a job and all this stuff. Oh you've been to Vietnam, my grandpa, guess what, there's less little v I would never I

would never disrespect your father. Can you disrespect your father's experiences? Can you imagine what if if war PTSD could be like inherited, inherited like a baby has, like like the Huns generations later. Wasn't that what happened to you? I thought, like I thought you like, wake up screaming about viet Cong. No, no, that's no, no trauma. I think just regular Trauma's not here. It is so that So that was the modern day you. You took it, you took a trip to Vietnam, and modern

day miss her I don't. I don't scream at night because I'm traumatized by Vietnam. I said, Justin Long, was he is he trying to like jack you off? No, I just like I had. I had a dream once where I was being like chased. But he's not Asian at all. No, I didn't think he was really, No, I thought he was for sure. I thought he had a little bit. Really, I think Justin His name is Justin Long, and he looks not quite white.

Long is not A Long is not not it's not not not well. I mean I do know some yeah, but at the same time, I think, actually I actually knew somebody in school who is very clearly agent and then A Long. You know you're right about it. It is very tiny to me. It's I guess it's in the same as like a Lee, Like there's clearly Asian Lee's, and then there's I know Lee's that I know, I know an Arabic Lee. He's from Jordan's. My grandma's father's last name

is Lee. And he's fucking tin with ships. He's fucking like he's a he looks he looks like, he looks like he would have been friends of books. He's fucking let's read the name. He's a care Bears one that rides with Oh yeah, we had to get here because we're two and a half. Yeah, let's get the fuck out here. We're gonna read the names. Uh dude, can you read all the names at once? What? They can say it later? So you want to read him? Oh fuck, yeah, that's right because I have to if we Oh yeah,

that's it'll be hard to runs with coons. We can swap chairs face again. Yeah, well, yeah, we're we're good for the countdown. Oh yeah, yeah, well we don't well yeah, we still tradition and we don't three, two one, I don't know how to say those. Last name. Fun fact, Elijah Timida is a form of sea slug that photosynthesize. This is that? Did I read that correctly? You did? You read? In fact, is a form of sea slug that photosynthesize. That's

pretty cool. Okay, all right, well I like the name Elijah, but that's also because it was a band that I really like. Nancy Pelosi's tits are blotting out the sun. They are pretty fucking huge. But she should die. He walton on my goggin until I google. I like that. Not even hitting, like not even hitting, like what is having in timid? Intimately? Okay, sorry, not even hitting like intimately, I'd be striking her like she a stranger bro like like god, God, yeah,

yeah, dude, Vona the dead. Hey, don't look at me like that. It's crazy. Sparrow two, Sparrow two, ripped tights, Revenge, round eye, Asian the damn the they're saying, ship that's sucking me up? It like com men drum joke that was stolen from a real actual a speech result for is there a gay slender character? Okay? Gerard phallic Boldwing, a star of thirty. A lot of these are new? Are we are we? Is this right? Okay? Let me let me make sure, although the yeah you got all the filters one, okay,

all right, just some of these I'm like fucking very different. Yeah, I swear did I miss some round eyed Asian? I don't remember saying that? Awful Okay, it's it author all right, So phallic Baldwin, star of thirty Cocks, stupid. No it happened. No, No, it happened Dutch. The snark Tank discord went gay. It went gay Dutch or is that like Mike, I don't know which, but yeah, the discord

got a little weird. Yeah. Uh, carrying Chris around town is my pocket bussy, big elephant, convincing you tusks are real harries, destroy Israel and my life is yours. One sock, one shoe, one sock, one shoe. Death pooped in a sack. Call it poop sack. Fuck my chungus life. Jack the world's fastest mayory sorry Brow said he's learning how to make solid body electric guitars. It's something unpredictable, but it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's gay. I hope you have the fimboy of

your life. Yeah, big meaty Steaks. Andy, the man whose handies are now a tier, but not as dandy. Are you gay? Are you gay? Son? Are you gay? For me? I love I got? I love that shit so much. I keep thinking about it. Even Lily likes it now she says it. I'm out here, I'm not hanging out with a couple of queers, not me, It's just him. I love it so much. Nice try Uh, how do I say that? Tyree's man? I feel like I'm turning to sweety or something. Damn

like some of these names. I'm just not understanding. Tears, nice heart, nice heart, tears. Charles let Clerk, you dumb ass. I don't even know what that is. I'm sorry. Heath Smoker Gids. The weight of my ship pants pantsing me is crazy? Is that weight of my ship? That's a lot of ship, bro And you got a tight ass belts on duds still falling. That's that's okay, that's crazy. Living on borrowed Come my ass drips faster? Is the one always sunny episode with P

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