#239: Dr. Fauci EATS DOGS WHOLE

Hey, look you mean, so, when's the last time you've stolen Kingston like in general? Uh like physical or like in general like physical, like I've stolen something. That's the question the thief asks, yeah, yeah, yeah right type of what do you mean exactly what do you stole? What do you mean by that? Like like slang or like actually take things that aren't wrong, o pp men, other people's property. Oh god, A

long time ago. I don't like because I was when I was little hasticky fingers, like when I was younger, like into like maybe like eleven. You don't think that, like I stopped. I was, like, that's is not right. Sticky fingers is such an infantile way to describe I'm a thief. I like it. No, I was because yeah, it's supposed the biggesty like Dora that it makes it sounds. It's not cool because like because because there was rap, like it was a rap term at first,

fingers not the first. It's probably like an old, old fucking American term where it was likes everything he touched ended up him by say, fingers hanging from the trees. If he sticks to that, he's stole my fucking lead paint. He stole my lead pain and now we're all dead. The fingers he stuck to my wife and my wife has four half black children. You know. Stff like that, right, yeah, like yeah, it's like

they really painted everything with lead. Yeah, like for a long time, I actually said it crazy sign in the fifties, my new my my new apartment. Right, my apartment was built in the sixties, and there is a disclaimer that I sign that They're like, as far as we know, there is no lead pain in these walls. And I'm like, that is I don't feel good about that at all. As far assist in kept you warm that was there before. Yeah, that was good if you went up

there, that's dude. If you went up there to change anything, that's it. You took one. Wasn't that Like didn't they put that in like Shireman's uniforms and stuff. Maybe put it everywhere? I'm pretty sure that you cause I think it's like technically flame retardant or something. And I don't know what the hell it was flame retardant, but it's life accelerate. Hey, watch your language. Life accelerant. Yeah, die faster, you live more quicker, I get Yeah, Okay, the life is gone more quicker.

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forgot I said tanks and trains, but I know that's not right. It's lots and lots of planes, just planes, tanks Palestinian clearly did you see by the way that they were like they finally I saw No, I saw something that was like like an official recognition from like the government's like, hey, this is an extermination to people or something like that. There was like some like high some important person was like, hey, this is probably a

bad They've been doing that for some of the people in the EU. Like yeah that For a minute, they're like, hey, this is a And then they did that court and I think of South Africa like that. Yeah, they're like was like look We've been there, done this, all right, and I'm like it when South Africa is looking at you like, hey, but I know we fucked up, but that place will forever be socially

and racially fucked. They can never fix Off Africa. It's just weird that, like it was so infamous that when when something like that happens, they adopted that Afrikaans apartheid, you know what I mean. It is now it is officially called apartheid when something when the people were like there's an apartheide happening, and I'm like, wow, that it has been turned into a thing. That's how much of an event it was. It's not a very catchy

name. I guess its Afrikaans is fucking it's it's it's an upsetting language, I'll say, I'll tell you that. Yeah, because the because you have these Dutch people come over and then just made their own language and then call it Afrikaans, Like that's fucking that. I really, I think it's so disrespectful when there's a fucking South African fucking miss American tries are white. I think that's so. I think that is so wildly disrespectful. I understand its

from I understand they're still from there. Obviously that's the country. They've got to embrace it. No, but that's that's kind of that's not for anyone though, you know what I mean, Well, they represented their representing a to who what are you talking about? Miss America to the Miss World is like that the whole case are not important at all? Right, Okay not not probably definitely not so anymore. A hundred hundred I don't believe that.

Never in our lifetimes. Hundred percent. It was like way past killed. Yeah, they're still doing ship. But like back when, back when our families like that, when our parents are growing up, there was like a Miss Puerto Rico and my grandmother talked about and everybody was fucking cheat, Like literally Porto Ricans were going crazy because they didn't have it for a very long time. Yeah, it's weird, not for us though, Like as long

as we've been they're still beautiful. I've watched because on TikTok obviously you get trapped and you watch beauty pageants. No I watched. I watched Adult Women beauty patches. I don't watch the child one. I mean quite frankly, it's both. And then they got rid of them. Right, it's still super objectification. Right. I've definitely watched it because I have sisters. I

don't have a problem with objectifications. Lame you have sisters, so and far when she was like when she was on her like I want to be very pretty ship. I'd have to watch with her, I had no on TV. I just think they should just do something more interesting, like I feel like fucking you know, swords and shields they should imagine ja like every every culture gets their weapon. I mean swords and shields they should. They should get into like a like a like a like an animal skinning contest on stage.

Who can strip this deer into beans into meat and bones? Yea beans? Who can bes? And I wondered that I'm I'm I'm I'm in Red Dead two mode and like I'm skinned to bear and then I have animal fat and now I can make explosive rounds. I love how I love how that translates, like you just it's yeah, so you just need you didn't do all the all the what when you when you when you bring them to the Fletcher fletch, you go to the you you threw that you threw the name

out of my head. By doing that, I was so wrong. Oh my god, you go to that thing. That guy has all that illegal ship kind of he has all that and you can get the schematics from him. The I can't believe it's it's gonna come back to me later. But anyway, I was so wrong forget because like I was like, oh, you go to the and then now I'm as the buffalo Head had, the

Wolfhead had, I had all the the different things. Yeah, but it just get those I didn't just the requirements well, I just specifically I wanted all the explosive rounds. That was like my biggest thing, like this, there's nothing more satisfying than exploding people in that game. I don't. I tried my best. Not they had the horses, but sometimes they're acting a

fool. It's usually the ones the cops are on, because the ones with the cops that come in brushing them like they're all fucking hot ship and then like you're trying to I'm trying to headshot right, but the and then the horse kind of gets on the way and it gets the head blown like horse, the cop falls, So of course I'm horse. I mean, it's just you don't want to do real horses. It's also a fox your honor and I'm trying to be I'm trying to be hors. Yeah, the enemy

horses. Yeah fuck yeah, did you have to? I had max honor by the time I never matched. I don't know how you do that. I be actas to It's too to me, it's too hard because sometimes I even I feel like it might be bugs or something where somebody is like they need help, and I'm on my horse and I guess I took too long to get off, and then they just immediately get antagonistic. I didn't even say anything to them yet. You've altered the git out of your game though.

We are probably looking at you and they probably see like the various skins that you have in the background, like but like through their vision, like that's an alligator and a dolphin and a fat man at the same time. That's scary to get away from me. This is crazy because you can, like the trainer that I put on, you can pretty much be anyone in the game. And uh, some of the things are game breaking. Like I was trying to see, oh, how would it be if I was

a salmon? Like if I was just a salmon on land and then it just crashed. It just crashed the immediately game can't handle it. Salmon on the Land is impossible. But like everything else, the gator, the the eagle was cool. But like that fat dude, the farmer that like chases you if you kill his sister or whatever. I was him for a minute, Dude, he blew his head off. Dude, speaking of Red Dead and Rockstar in general, Man, like twenty five is gonna be crazy for

video games. It's not really well granded. Thought of six, which is right fucking huge, it's gonna be that's gonna be doom fable. You got a bunch of other stuff. It's like six. Man, I'm being honest. I haven't seen it yet, That's true. I haven't seen anything from it yet. So that'll Lily's fucking off the walls about she loves one of her favorite games. And yeah, she's a fucking anarchist. She's like fucking hurting people. Ah, I can tell. So why does she play like

Red Dead? Uh? It's just like I don't like cowboys, and I'm like, I personally I don't like cowboys either. Really, I always Red Dead is so much more interesting than Grand Theft Auto because of the nature of like, that's a period of time I could never have lived in. That's for me why I like Red this. It's also like just way because we live in California, Like, oh, the Santa Monica Pier is like twenty minutes away, twenty five minutes away. It's not like, Okay, that

looks impressive in the game. But everything that's in Red Dead too, I can't see. There's open fields that doesn't exist in America. Red Dead two is so good that I don't like Cowboys at all, and I loved it, you know what I mean. That's how that's how you probably like cowboys before you hate. I still could never. I still cannot give a ship. I think cowboys are so cool. It's a cool period of time.

I think it's so dumb. There's poop, what are you doing? And then they get into a duel and then they get fucking stepsist and die. It's not lit as fun. It's dim. In fact, it's quite dim and grimm. I like. I mean, I like the the the outlaw bounty hunter kind of dynamic. I like that too, But that doesn't need to be you know what I mean? That could be. That could be any racism. That's my favorite part about it, the whimsical racism, where

like there's probably no in behind it. There is a whimsiness to it. There's like, yeah, there's like a fairy word because he genuinely thinks that's the way you're described. Yeah, well, I mean yeah, for the time. Yeah, okay, good, good, good, that's what you do time like yeah, pre nineteen ninety six. Can you imagine old sweet twenty twelve. Yeah, that's what you called them, is like pre twenty twenty one, right, pre pandemic, and they just changed that. He

just became socially Okay, I'm gonna be honest. That world would make a lot more sense to me in a way. Yeah, because of the rampant

racism that's still like a thing. It would almost kind of coincide. Like it almost feels like if somebody came from olden times and then they saw things progressing and the kind of time machine they probably assume kind of like every people assumed, oh, in two thousand and four, they'll be flying cars and shit, they probably would think people would probably be unified by then, and every fucking sci fi there's this human alliance and shit, and then we go

to twenty twenty four and then it's like, I'm reading I'm reading a post. I'm reading a post on Twitter of this guy phased Nick Merks or whatever the fuck his name is, and he was like, oh, trans people gaze, I don't fuck all that shit. That's not real. People aren't real. And I, like his biggest donor was like, yo, that's fucked up. I'm your biggest donor. I've given you hundreds of subs on Top three tier, on all this ship, Like, why can't you just

be cool with my community? He's act should get a refund, he should, but he he blocked that guy and then I'm looking at a Drama alerts. He's they're the one that it ended up my for you My for you page, And then all the comments were just why don't you respect his choices? You know, like so, I'm like, so, so you're saying we should respect piotry. Like the thing, it's not even to me, it's not even like it's just wel even it accelerates beyond bigotry to the point

where it's not even that anymore. It's just dumb. It's just like, what do you like, these people are not real, but you're but you're afraid and angry at them. Yeah, so what does that fucking mean? It means nothing. That's like you're like, oh, I'm angry. Imagine being angry at ghosts while not believing in goes like it's so it's such a fucking story. Like it's not even bigotry. It's just stupid. It is. It's just literally like like mouse brain ship, it is kind of like

it goes. It goes hand in hand, like to be to be a biggie, you have to be astronomically stupid. Like the wad thing about big try is like the way because the only bigotry that I've really like analyzed is the kind of thing that like pretends to be smart, you know what I mean. It's like like the Calvin candy and fucking what is it where it's like here's a scientific explain and it's just wrong. But like this is just like they're not real, they're not real, and it's like what does that

mean? Like I've heard ones really like that. It's like, bro, I'm I'm actually it's a weird. It's a weird thing to say. I mean because like because even here's the thing about even if you disagreed with it, right, they're still there. Yeah, you know, like I don't agree with like religion, but I never really Christians aren't real, Yeah exactly.

It's it's such a don't get it. I I I don't know how many times in this podcast how many times I've said that I am convinced we're in a fucked up version of the matrix that like it got like I keep saying, the alien overlords spilt whatever alien soda on the servers, the shortening out. They need to fix it because the programs that they programmed for us, it's somewhat something went way worse. I think a clown came on our

universe, just like like he submerged our universe. Something happened because things like that, because don't you agree things like that just shouldn't happen, like saying, hold on, it's important to bring up the fact because there was like there was some lady who got who got She was doing like some TikTok or something, and she just said the N word LA and she like basically built like a totally built like she built like an overnight career off of it.

I kind of think that's what's happening. Really. I kind of think, like, I don't think he doesn't believe it saying but I think he's like, well, I'm just gonna say this and just make a lot of money. Well he feels like that, I think. I don't think. I think people are not that smard. I think our selling personally. I don't know about that guy him personally. He just seems like the people that you run into that are you know, like say, let's let's let's be one

real about this. And I'm not going to get deep into it, but escapegoat right now for all the bad stuff that's been happening in the pandemic and all that shit, was that Anthony Fauci. Right, he'd been around for like fifty years, he'd been working the government since like Reagan and shit,

and that's like the scapegoat. They're like, oh, he's like the worst thing in the most evil and I'm like, all right, here's the thing though, guys, this is how like these people their brains are so fried that I'm like, wait, so your president was your boy, right? Donald Trump was was the president in twenty twenty. He's the guy that shut everything down. He did Operation Warp Speed. He still had Fauci employed. He's the one that took credit dozens of times for the vaccines, but they

all blame Fauci. So I'm like, wait, so are you telling me that Fauci is more powerful than the President of the United States? But like that that thinking that, like, I'm like, I always say, how does your brain get to that level? And so I feel like that Nick Merks guy, he's one of those people that he literally doesn't take a millisecond to think. No, no, no, he doesn't think like he doesn't think at all. I don't think he's playing anything else with all due respect,

which is very little. They're not real heart heart of heart art, not real heart and heart. He grew up bathing in like like it was just probably his first word, really popped out of the room with the room shouting, the edwards half dancing to like fucking Mammy music. Like that's that's how he That's the birth of Nick Burks. Probably his fucking dad's in the other room playing His dad's in the other room playing Commando on Nintendo. That's

like the equivalent. They're just looking playing Commandos Commando and still calling the enemies the animal. Yeah, that was the imagine a child playing imagine a father and son playing Mario together and the father shouts the N word at at the goombas and shit, that is like what that reality is that to be fair, to be fair to all those people though, who are chriticizing. There is that video of doctor Fauci where he's eating. He's eating a dog hole,

which I thought was a little fun, was pretty had. In fact, has a mall. He does not have a mouth. There's a mom He opens his mouth and it cracks open, it like goes to the side a little bit, and then it elongates like that image of the noslogic critic screaming and then several rolls of teeth. I gotta tell you, I was pretty traumatized by seeing that, especially hearing the beagle like scream like like like

screaming. Yeah, when it spoke English, I knew it was. But that's what the test was, because that's what the the serum that he was testing was. Like, he was I want to see if my dog can speak human language executively the serum, but it wouldn't do it, So he tried to scare it by eating it, yeah, and they ate it, but like and he's like, damn, he can't control my mom. I'm sorry, I need another beagle. And then they just bring him like a

dumpster truck full of them. They just like and he starts and while he's there working, he's just eating. He's just nope, he can't stop being done. Still to this day, he live streams every day on kick and he eats dogs. I have any Falci kicking that's generate Central should a couple of commentary YouTubers and they made videos on I forget the guy's name, actually, yeah, I don't remember it at all. But he was a he made a joke. His entire existence was pretending well meta, he was meta.

He was pretending to be a pedophile. But while he being like a pedophile essentially, like he was making jokes like, oh this is I'm so edgy. I'm gonna pretend like, oh, I love sixteen year olds, They're so awesome. He kept making jokes like he's in the bed with his girl and saying she's underage and stuff. He was making these meta jokes. Why they're meta is because they had a party or whatever, the fuck. They had a party and then the one rule is supposed to be all right,

uh, you can without an idea, you can't come in. And then there's they still some girl got in and even it was just all wishy washy, and they're aunched, you know, they're live streaming their irl streamers. And eventually it turns out the girl that was in there that had a shaky story from the beginning didn't have an ID. All of a sudden, a randomly showed up with an ID, which was not the original date.

She even said it said like nineteen ninety eight, but when she said she was born in two thousand and five at first when they asked her, and then long story short, they find out through uh they find her in her Facebook and they find her dad and they're like, what the fuck she's sixteen And you know those guys like he was, you know, they're doing some weird shit. They essentially got banned from KICK, and I was like,

surprise, because Kick is full of that shit. So I was surprised that, yes, that story got big enough I kicked ooh, so we got to get rid of one. Yeah. I feel like Kick content is literally like watch me hit on children, or like watch me punch a guy in the back of the head until he dies and like behind the Denny's. Like that's the kind of stuff that's on kick. Really, we just quoted this man. There's the guys like Salo is like, hey, I'm rob and

they started beating him to death on the street. That's what is really. I gotta say it's made Twitch look a lot better. It has, yeah, which is crazy website because Twitch Twitter this is the thing Twitter thing. Right. Kick is a full of ship lords, right Twitch just lies about who they care about promoting. Yeah, they pretend. So it's like one's a liar, one's a truth. Because there was like there was kick that I think Kick is like kicking people off to what they do. I don't

know. I think I just remember seeing a story where like they kicked somebody off off kick, which is like, all right, well that's kind of I know, they kicked the whole point that you probably have to do some really fun because that's what I'm saying. What did they do? What could you possibly do to get kicked off kick? I don't know, Like, Okay, obviously I feel like you have to set the cea on fire to get hit off kick. I feel like if you beat somebody to death,

I feel like that might be it. But now got balls like that though, I mean that has happened. That's crazy already. Kick is crazy. There's a there was some blonde chick. All she does is drive around on while she stream and drive around and ship and she's gotten in like multiple accidents. She hit. She hit a woman a woman. Yeah, so like you can't see it because the phone is like on her lap or some ship,

and which is which is insane? In the first you're streaming, and then her phones and her FU and then all of a sudden here and then all of a sudden you hear this girl like kind of like what the fuck? And she's like, oh, I'm sorry, Like what do you want me to do? And I'm like, what she asked? She asked the girl she hit, what do you want me to do? That's like, I don't know, call the fucking ambulance. What the up? Sing raatesar

Man. I'm fucking like wow, Yeah, I mean, if you're that much of me degenerate, I'm surprised, Like why not medic then I'm like, if you can make it to this best of luck, I'll I want you to unhit me? Can you unhit me? Take the force you put into my body and the damage you gave to me and put it back. Yeah, put it back, take it all back. Transmute this damage. Please, I have to go to work. Take the force back, like, oh my bad. You just wave your hands. Yeah, and you

unbreak their bones. You undent your bumper and like are you good now? Thank you very much. I wish I would do. I would be very responsible if if you if if that was a real power, like if you can like undo damage, like I would do a lot of Would you beat

somebody to death and then undo the damage on them? Well, see the problem is you did it the only people I well yeah, yeah, So what I would do is, like say some of some of the there's like you know, there's only a handful of people that I despise, right, I would beat them to death without only I would leave them and revive them with an inch you know, because like there's some people that I don't want to you don't want to be if you put somebody so this is the thing,

right, I'll be with an inch of your life. Right, Yeah, they're gonna die still, they're too damaged. To be fine, beat them enough to where they can recover in like three months, recover fully or pretty much. Well, maybe they'll have nerve damage. You'll have nerve like their face will be like their face will like they had like all cerebral no, no, no, all Bell's palsy combined everyone that's ever had Bell's posy and then you just have it. Your face is like fucking like like off

it is. It is twitched off of your fucking face, like smile. It will be like that's like it implies that there's like a lot, there's like you can collect them. You can collect Bell's pals, dragon palsy, Paul's balls, still, collect all the falls, dragged balls and something the dragon and then it's like it shake, it's vibrating. I feel about that. Actually, it's funny how Jamie FOXX was able to become a werewolf and

then he became a fucking shakers. Wow, James cerebral psy. Yes something not Jamie fox Uh, Michael Jesus Christ the same thing, other fox same thing, Yeah, same thing. We should swap their roles entirely and everything they've ever been in. Funny guys, pretty funny guys. I can't, Jamie Fox is back to the future would be terrible. I'd be hilarious young Jimmy Fox. Jimmy Fox back to the future, it would be it would

be yeah, it wouldn't. Well, it would be really bad if he if he went to the past, it would be really bad for him. It would not work doing here without a leash. Boy, he just tend to be a monkey. And he'd come around with Doc and he'd be like that, Apri yours got clothes on? If you you, if you if you could rewind time right at any moment, right, yeah? Yeah?

Would you kill someone and then go back in time to undo it? What do you mean, like kill someone and then go back in time to stop yourself from No, no, no, no, I mean like literally I'm thinking like blinks the time sweeper rules. So like I'd punch you in the temple and kill you. I just rewind time and like five minutes and you're

back to You're back to where you were. Well, what happens is doesn't make all because thing is if it if you go back in time and do something, when you go back in time, will you be doing it again? And I already explained the rules I already I literally laid out the rules. That's just lame. It's just it's just linear. It's just linear, like like a checkpoint of video game. It's like a timeline that's not on fun. One that's not fun. But you could then get you could get

a lot of frustrations out like that. Yeah, it was like you could punch somebody in the face and then undo it immediately. A consequence. Basically, you become a monster. You become you actually you'd actually become so powerful.

It's crazy. You become a demon. I mean, it's it's it reminds me of I remember the first time I played I think it was GTA three and there was I think eight Ball was in that one, and he's, uh, he's this black gentleman, and I just had like I just found the code where you can like explode people's heads, you know, like you like because because if you shoot him the head, it was just a little blood, they would fall. And then I was like, oh,

this is so cool. So instead of continuing the mission with eight Ball, I just kept blowing his head off and I was having so much fun because they need you like went to kill him. They restarted the chip point. So I was just doing scenarios, just killing this guy, and that's essentially what that is. It's like going back in time. It's not any crazier

than doing the Hord modes. With the cops and ship. It's like the same kind of I never really I mean like I was, I would kill cops, but I would like, you guys, go hard with it. That ship is so fun. I don't know how you don't understand have fun that I would go. I would love killing the black ones. He was like Carl Winslow, and I was like, you're not getting back, You're not getting back to your family. Kill him. He's just funny. He did like Carl winsor the Black Cop. You had a fat black cops,

the shotguns and g G four car. Actually probably I don't know, it was probably by design. I don't remember. I should have been a leg he'd fall down and when he's getting to blow the back his head off. Every time it was a combo. Was a leg headed led the head combo. I gotta find this picture of of Red Dead two that it's my favorite. I want to get this actually on a poster. It is, uh,

you want to hang this up? I want to say, because it's it's just the thought of it. Bically, I hope I can find it because sending cops, dude, it's like that right, stop, that's really is it? Really? I wonder if they're gonna have like I wonder if because this game is gonna the next GJ is going to be so big it's crazy, But I wonder if they're going to I wonder how different it's going to be as far as like a I goes like, I wonder if they're

going to be like if you've been killing cops like crazy. I wonder if they'll just nuke the hospital, if if you're if you're bombing, just bombing, like I would be cool if they did that like a tactical MISSI will only send it a bomb, a fucking bunker buster. Look at like why at this point you gotta stop? The dude is literally that is crazy. But he's like on a hill of bodies and he's still trying to and he's still trying to take you out, Like he's still trying to take you out

on top of at least twenty bodies. You gotta stop at a certain point, at a certain point when you're you were brave enough. That is one of the bravest men. He turns the corner and it's fucking silent hills and he's gonna go like I'm gonna go in there. I'm gonna get There are people on the ceiling. That's how bad it is. He's like, I gotta stop him. If I don't, he would kill other people. It's like it's like they all believe they're the chosen one, right right, I've

got to go it alone. You're in a five story building and there's like a ten foot gap between the next building. One percent of the people fell

to their deaths, and you still try. Like it's like like I know, I got I feel that way about most video game antagonists though, or like in most video game enemies where I'm like, yo, why are you approaching Master Sheeps still at at a certain point, like if you are a thinking, breathing, responsible being, like you're eating remote I understand, I understand, but like if you think about it, just like a layer deep, it's like, no grunt is coming. By the third game, no

grunt is approaching me. Yeah, it's like game would approach you. I mean the first one is like whatever, but know they haven't heard, they haven't had the time to hear about you yet. But by two and three, Destiny especially man like I don't like because that's these are people that can resurrect themselves. You know that that's one Guardian, that is one. There are hundreds, I think maybe thousands of Guardians. Yeah. Also Mass Effect

as well. It's like this guy Shepherd literally died like and then you're seeing him still and you're like, I'm like, yo, no, he was meat. He was meat, and then he was not me anymore. Man. I've been thinking about Mass Effect a lot lately, and I I really want to play. I really want to play through that legendary edition, like

I've been itching to play. I'm getting like I'm getting a little worn out from like Man with Sword games, yeah you know right now, or like Person with Sword Game, Like I'm kind of I'm gonna play Eldon Ring the DLC and all that stuff, but like, I'm really kind of burned out on this stuff. I think mass is probably a good change of pace. I don't know what I'm playing right now, and playing like haities so eighties two Yeah, just playing that that's it. Yeah, really, that's maybe

maybe some Fortnite. You play Fortnite a little bit. Literally loves being playing it, she loves like watching it played. That's like her game because it's like so weird her brain understand like what's going It's color for enough, and it's slow enough of a shooting game while being engaging enough for her to like understand it, because the other fast paced one, she's like, what the's happening? Yeah, that'st's impossible to fucking keep up, man, she can't.

She doesn't have a gamer's brain. She just doesn't want like, she just won't. She's just she's like my mom. My mom is grown up with computers as long as I have, and she refuses to just be savvy, like she just won't do it. She won't do it. Like the first computer I've ever had, obviously my mom got it, so she's had it just as long. Well, she just doesn't care. She doesn't give it. That's what I mean. That's exactly my point I think for her,

she just she doesn't play games like that. She plays cozy games. Look, man, plant, let's plant I understand, and then growing I understand, like, look, I there was a there's a like on one of the RPGs I play, there's a you can you can up, you can do the speed of times two and times one. To me, seems like they're under fucking water. But apparently it's like some standard movement. And I'm like, why would you ever want a video game where people are moving

like with the standard like a human speed. It feels its funny, it feels more dangerous. It depends on the game. I think if the point of the game is that, like if it's like a horror game or something, it's like, okay, a horror game maybe, but I guess I'm thinking of anything that's like action really like it's it's weird. Imagine it's a slower version resid games. We could slow games down, slow everything down, like you increase the speed of the enemies with you halfier speed. I mean

you can't do it. I actually I probably I probably can't find the trainers to do that. And like make make mister X like like a cheetah. He just gets you instantly when you meet him, he gets you. Yeah, like I got a fucking the helicopters crash and shait. He moves out of the way and he just punches you. Meet it Capcom sends out like one of those like JPEG messages like that a lot of studios send down on Twitter where it's like, hey, we're sorry, we made mister X real

fucking fast in the game. We have no way to fix it. This is how we have no way to fix it. Fix will destroy the game. You can't fit, you can't finish the game because mister X will catch you winning ten milliseconds of you seeing him. But sorry, sorry, well thanks for thanks for the sales. Being he throws three punches by the time you see one of them and you not. He goes like this is so stupid, up and down the stairs like uh oh my god, Like what's

that guy? The yellow guy from a smiling friends You're like, I steal these things? Man fast. That's how fast he moves. You just hear him little bit like yo, what what you have to You have to actually hide, like for real hide. That would be a completely imagine playing like a game like Years of War, but like you know, there's sequences when you're talking and it makes you slow down and yeah, that's the base movement speed or that's the fastest that you can go. I would never have played

that franchise. No one would have played it, never ship that was annoying. That is universally, that is unanimously the lower parts of those games. We're like, you want to go, Anya, fucking I'm stretching my legs out. I know it's a war, but I'm gonna take my fucking swing time. My balls are sticking to my thigh. Yeah, I need dude wipes. Now. They're more elephant than human in that game. And it really bothers me. It really bothers me. How they're dude, he's like

sponsored fucking gear. This made ain't call brought to you by Dollar Shade Clad. They haven't paid me yet, Dom, they haven't paid it. I did their ad and they still haven't given me any money, but the payments in escrow. Oh my god, so fucking stupid. Yeah, those fucking I Actually, so I did break the the pacing of Red Dead two where there are sequences where you can only walk like in your camp and then around it. So it just unlocked it. The funniest thing. So I just

made it to uh, what is it Cuba? Whatever? The fuck? Yeah not and like there's a yeah, yeah, so there's that. There's that part where you're you're fucked up and you're like just all days and you're walking. I'm spreating, so I'm all fucked up. It's hazy and I'm fucking spreading it is. I was fucking dying, dude, because it doesn't get helicopter vision two. It pans out like where you're just like, I'm just swart. I thought I was gonna break the game, but it was

it was mooved. I've really only ever dabbled in mods. Really, I don't mod games usually, I don't really do it. That's what I'm doing nude mods. Other than that, I don't really mind you even those I don't really do. I don't know how you guys do. Actually, what I think it is. I think it's because like I don't feel like it counts or like it or like it muddies my experience of what the game is. And then it kind of it kind of I mean you mod it after

you beat it. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's like, but even just like going forward and remembering, like it's like, wait, was it was that in the game, or I know I played that in the game like years later where it's like, wait, could you run in the camps like wait, no, could you I don't know you couldn't I modded that in And then kind of it kind of becomes like what was my version of this and what was and what was the previous one that said modding.

I just don't really do it. I beat the game first. Usually if I go back to Eventry, I'm like, not if I go back, my thing is I just feel like, well, what's the like, what's the benefit of having a PC over a console if you're not going to fuck with the games? Uh? Honestly, yeah, I mean I get it. I just uh, I mean the benefit is really obviously like frame rate

and resolution and every other there's some of those. There's some of those things, but I think, uh, sometimes the optimization in uh fucking consoles. You can look, the game could look fucking pretty phenomenal. No, for sure, but like then there are other ones, like the ones that really put like Final Fantasy sixteen was rough on PS five and then like, uh, well it's not on PC yet, but like when it is, it's

you know it will be. And then like Allen Wake two had like a kind of like you had to get to go performance mode because it just couldn't handle, Like I don't know, there's there's reasons, and I think usually like the most I'll go is like I will go to like a dot I and I file, and I'll I'll be like, change a couple of things here there. I'll change like the field of view or something, because like,

how the fuck, dude. I have played Call of Duty campaigns day one recently, like in the last couple of years that have no FOV sliders in the campaign. I'm like, how are you fucking doing this. You're making me, You're making me look through like a fucking fish eye telescope at my gun. This is so disorienting, it's very it's but it's in the multiplayers. I was like, what the just for just what it's it's calid

duty or just one step ahead of uh uh sports gamers. They're just one step ahead, like they're above because the sports is just the dumbest people on the line. I'm excited for Madden again, I fucking dude. It breaks my heart for Brett Farv to calm on my feet. It breaks my fucking heart because NBA two it's the only basketball available. There's no competition. There

used to be live yeah, and because now in the NBA. Right now, two K has the exclusive rights to the NBA, so nobody can even make anything like legitimate and it it breaks my heart because I love basketball games

and I love fucking around on them too, like it's really fun. But they keep shutting down the servers so I can't even do Like, you'll spend time in my career building up your character and then they'll fucking shut the servers off two years later so you can't fucking play that shit anymore to force you to get the new ones. Yea. And they've stripped, especially if you're

a PC gamer. They stripped everything from the games. Like on the consoles, they they they'll update the like oh there's a new story, there's a new city. It's still kind of shitty, but PC they took everything away and they'll still charge you sixty bucks and I'm like, it's because the people

are stupid. Yeah, So there's no story anymore, there's no new there's no next gen graphics on PC even there's nothing they've done so right now, they're gonna release two K twenty five I think in September or some shit. And their data it's like two K twelve, So I got back into it in two K nineteen and it was actually a pretty good game. And then like they which one was the one with fifteen from State Farm? Oh? Oh, Chak Farm was probably twenty no, no, no, it was

probably like twenty three or twenty two. It was twenty three or twenty two, because yeah, there's a there's a center where you can walk in and there's a State Farm fucking thing, and Jake's there, and I was like, I can't believe they put this asshole in here. But they've they've been they've been treating they can treat. It's like the gotcha genre genre because that's all they're doing. Oh yeah, and they treat those people like dog water

and it's just like, bro, I want. It's like it's like society, man. I'm like, we just want people. We just want people to be a little bit smarter so we can have better things, right, And I'm like, I want, I just want to solve. How is it that I can go on Xbox three fucking sixty and jump into a server and play some Call of Duty too? I could play so sorry Model one for two. I can still fucking go on the maps and you know it's all a modern disaster. It's it's a disaster, but I can still play.

Yeah, and then they're like you're running, You're running through like high Rise and then a fun game michelin Man shows up and they're like, Oh, all of a sudden, there's shows up. He shows Uprise, youre my, it's fucking it's it's a disaster. Most of the people there will win by not even moving. Yeah, it is literally they have I think game Body is so fucking funny because it's so funny because people's reactions. Dude, like my friend he would I ain't about world at war and people would

say the wild would like to upset people. Is I get that to I get that in my world those people would be killed. Yeah, just people who like cheat on online games. Such a cheating on online games is so weird. I think people that cheat, if you're just doing it to be a cunt, I think it's funny. I think it's funny. That's the only reason to do it though. So like he would be ship he would be shot in my people, but people your friend would have his face peeled

off it and shoved down in his throat. I think that chat in the competitive sense are fucking insane, But they here's competitive, there's not anymore, there's no difference. There's a lot of the difference anymore. It's because skill based matchmaking is kind of ruined all that. Like there is no such thing as like social playlists and competitive playlists. All playlists in all multiplayer games are just competitive by Nature's just how they've designed it exactly and not exactly most of

the time, yes, but not like like percent of the time. It's just peo people. There are no more social playlists. Well, the people that are going to enter the competitive playlists are always going to be people that are more on the competitive line. Here, I understand what skill based matchmaking does. It kind of blurs them a lot in every universal place. Never case, why wouldn't you cheat in a competitive environment? Like why wouldn't you

Why? Because what would be the purpose in cheating in a social like that's that's that's insane actually just to be ahead? Why no, But you're more of a fuckhead if you do it in a competitive scene. Well, the thing is that competitive scene is it's supposed to be the place you're like, I'm gonna bring my actually gonna see how good, I am no, But why wouldn't somebody looking to fuck with people go to the place where people take the game. I assume people would have some sort of respect. No,

your friend is not that person. Oh no, we were. We were younger. We are not adults doing we were younger, but like, oh yeah, no, sure right, But this is what I'm talking about. It's like, the only incentive to cheat at an online game is to upset people, And the only real way to upset people is to go into a competitive game and cheat, like you're not going to do it and like social

like, who the fuck cares? I think I think that's when people would do it, because when people are there, I think you forget how they care about it. They're already cheating. What about the egotistical nature of people just wanting to be perceived at like even if it's a fake alcolade, they just like having that. Yeah, that's why I play Trials. I don't play Trials because like, I'm playing it because I want to see how good I am at the game, actually, right, And a lot of people

cheat there because the awards are better for winning trials. Obviously, Yes, that's what I'm saying. But like, if I'm gonna, like to a cheating method, I'm doing it in like the social the more the more so. You say that because you're not the who would cheat. That's true. That is true. You're trying to force your brain. I'm under the headspace

of somebody who would do that, and it's not compatible. I'm not a cheater, but the idea is that, like, because I think it's funny if you're doing like if you're on fucking rust and some guys walking around and you shoot a shotgun in there and he dies. I mean, that's fucking

hilarious. It's like raining it's on people. They can't do it. It's uh, it's it's insane to me, Like I I understand the the it's it's more of a spect that when you talk about like pissing people off, that that's this like there's a spectator aspect of it that I'm like, yeah, I see how that's funny for like thirty seconds, like I'm like, oh, it's like I saw there's one of my favorite clips of two k

it's a match, no there is. There is a nine foot tall person and then there's a fifty foot tall Like I can't I don't know the it is. He's literally completely like off the court. It is the funniest fucking

thing. Like the guy who's recording it, he's mad, but then he just starts bursting out laughter because of all absurd it like Lebron and Laura and he like he jumps and he blocks him from the other side of the court and then he runs and he dones it from like wow on and I'm like, that's fucking funny, Like it's funny, Like it's funny for a little bit. Because then after a while, like say, why people on PC

two K they're like this this sucks because they don't do anything. Apparently now they've overcorrected, and now like even simple things is I don't do PvP. I'm not a PvP guy, so I just want you have to be online just to play my career, which has nothing to do with PvP. And then so because it's like they treated like life service fucking bullshit, and so now I can't even put on my I just want to be in my NBA

career and fuck around, and I can't even do that anymore. Like so I can't even put on my trainers to play PV because they just they just nuke the entire thing. And this is I fucking hate. I hate VP who are playing Man unfortunately. I just hate that, like in every aspect. All I had to do is just not give these motherfuckers money. It's the easiest thing we could all do. We could all literally just be like, yeah, we could all just literally be like, oh, we're just

not gonna If we literally don't give them money, they will change. But that's the people. The people who are and the people who are aware that they have to do that are not the main clientele of those very true like the people who play sports games probably don't even know They probably don't even know who makes these you know what I mean, They probably like they don't know anything about I mean, I mean they're genuinely like they're just they're just not

people who pay attention to the space. Yeah, Like they probably don't know what the fuck EA is and they're totally fine with Like, so they buy the game. They buy the base game, so like seventy dollars now, and they all know well aware that they have to pay an extra sixty or seventy dollars to max out their character for it to even mean anything, because you start off like as a sixty or something, which is useless, and you're not You can't be a sixty something overall and be in the fucking NBA.

That makes no sense. But like it, you're suck. You have no ball handling skills, you have no shot, and so you need to grind for months to even be like competitive, or you pay together to nineties insane getting twenty twelve. Yeah, And I was like, I've been playing this game so like literally I would finish my homework and how to play that

game if I wasn't going out. Yeah, And I'm like, I'm I'm still not even that like a ninety eight yeah, And ninety eight is where everybody's main character is Lebron's on ninety six I by design, they want you to give them money so then you can skip that fucking whole journey over That's what they need you to do that essentially, and they make it as hard as humanly possible to do anything free to play, and these people completely accepted

it. They are they expect they they're expecting every year to pay about one hundred and something dollars to enjoy that game every fucking year and I'm like, you guys, look, look, I'm they ruin one of my favorite franchises. I asid it was an athlete growing up, right, Yeah, to sit down and watch the sport, I think it's kind of unless you've played

it, it's fucking moronic. I think if you have played the sport, sitting on and watching the stupid thing because you just watching somebody else do it. Like the fact that I played basketball, I enjoyed watching baskets like I used to play the sport, So I kind of understand the ideas what people doing. But some people just sitting down and watch and they're like, yeah, I've watched this my whole life. What if they just understand? What

if they just also I understand understanding it is fine? But like for me, I'm like, why am I going to watch the sport? I did because I played soccer, so I like soccer. Do you not understand why people watch competitive sports? I don't care about it very often. No, I'm saying, but you're you're putting your your your EXPERI me I'm meifying, but I'm saying, do you not understand why people in general watch sports?

I guess they enjoy the Entertainment ASTERCT of it obviously, well they they enjoy the competitive nature of things, Like competing is so like we've been competing since all for sure, Like literally even in an evolution, we compete, right,

yeah, like it so it's just kind of ingraining us. But it's like it's like just watching it. It's like, well, I don't why you're just saying here, like like seeing the seeing people, especially when you talk about pro right at the highest level, it's it's it's the best it's layers doing. But you do this and like even it's not like you're fighting, you're not a fighter, but you watch like you know, street fighter.

I do watch fighting sports too, even though I've like I tried it, I has beat out of it and I was like, ah, I'm not a fan of this, but for me like watching because I just don't get watching watching my special if you like, because if it's I don't know, what do you beat? You don't get I don't understand. I just

don't understand. It's it's boring. It's so boring to me that that why that whise of it, especially if I've never experienced the sport of myself, is it just like do you, I don't understand, Like, I don't understand your point saying like if you haven't experienced it, watching it is for me, my care comes from the fact that I've done it before. So seeing someone at that you can only care about things that you've done before.

Well, sports in particularly, Yeah, why why just that is that's weird that that's the only the arbitrary line that because for me, the for me when I when I did the sport, I was like I was at my ability to be able to do it and seeing somebody do it at a better one, like at professional level. What's interesting to me before because I was like trying to learn to do it and I'm trying to mimic their abilities.

But then at the same point I was at the certain point I was like, I just enjoy watching these people play because they're doing it at such a high level. The thing that I used to be able to I used to be involved in. But then like sports that I've never like partaken in or never really done anything, I can't imagine what that's But that's most people, that is most most and those people don't play sports, and that's most things. Most people don't do. Everything you know what I mean, that's true.

There's so much for me. It's like because I'm like, I'm like, i'm watching so let's watch just watch rugby, and I'm like, I'm not fucking watching rugby. Rug is pretty dope. I actually follow a rugby page on YouTube. I don't I can't give it in the funk about rugby. I mean, it's it's just better. It's better. I mean, I don't given talk about sports period. Yeah, I get it. I understand why people soccer person you know, when people hate it most Americans.

This guy's insane. You wait, wait, wait, but I played soccer growing up. That's why when I was small, I played. Okay whatever mean to me? Plus is a cultural thing, you know, like I just think bad uh. Shout out to all the people that enjoy soccer, football whatever. Your sport needs some fucking work. It needs some work. The field is way too big and that ship makes me want to kill myself

watching soccer. Yes, the field is so big that like the score is usually like three to two, and I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ's reach. It's it's often not at the highest levels, highest levels. Sometimes it'd be like one, oh, you're like, let's go, we got a goal. Sick, That's okay because it's a fucking that's what is fucking. I mean, it's kind it's so fun to play that fucking field. By fifty

percent, the sport is fun. They immediately they're gonna have to cut people off the field to get rid of like three four people or like, just like, look, I want to make it a seven to seven game instead of a eleven eleven game. That's what I'm saying, dude, it would be much better. It would be It's big. Like soccer, I hate, I hate. I've I've watched probably three soccer games my dark life.

You gotta have you been to a live soccer event. I've been to a Galaxy I've been to a Galax again game, but that of ship and I was pissed off. You go to one in the Caribbean or Latin America, bro, It'll change your life looks or the Middle East. The camaraderie of people like singing and fighting each other and ship, that's awesome. I like, like rowdy fucking people around the world because you know, we don't care,

we don't care about soccer over here. But you go across the pond for anything, Like you just walk up but immediately someone punches you in the fucking face, like you didn't even you didn't do anything. You do a football football wetail game, that's our close thing to it. But football is just like the football fans are not as lively as the soccer fans get. Like I went to a soccer game in Puerto Rico and it got insane. Yeah, it got why it was got a local soccer games. It want

to be like a big team. It was like from San Juan and somebody from like near the bay and they were like I'll stab you. And it's like, dude, they get the the thing. That's the thing that I don't know. The passion, the passion of wanting to fight and kill people is insane. That's the one thing that ever the area. Man, it's like it's like a it's it's so heavily representing the area that that's why they

care. I think it's insane too wrong. It's more of a like these people are too pussy to go to the army and then so this is like there, this is like their equivalent of like oh war, Yeah, this is the war thing you know, like like go join the army, pussy like pussy the joint. Like they'll go on the stands and go and puff their chests on the like soccer, oh little little ship. But then like

if there's rifles, they'll like ship their pants immediately. But like so I'm like their car is playing on the UK gets really bad, they get their like people from Liverpool get out of they'll get out of their cars like they're waiting the park and they'll just get out of the car and start fucking fighting some mother there's like a wrong color the wrong color flag and immediately like through your window and they'll jump you. You know that episode Sprung Round where he

like pushes himself through the steel walls. Yeah, that's what happens. Oh, I might we rep man over here and then they fucking it's just whatever that I can't sorry, I'm sorry. I on my way back to work. I work over this way. Yeah, that's a bad thing already. I already have a brob. I already have a problem. Just like sports in general, Like I get why people watch it, I guess because I

understand why people watch things that they don't participated. Just a bunch of people to me, there's a bunch of people doing people things, people things kind of fun. It's like you're okay, you're running around cool. I like it just is this like they're just like so athletic, it's insane. Yeah, but I guess to me, it's like it's not it's not really interesting to me that people can do athletic things, because yeah, I really don't.

I really don't see a barrier of entry there unless you're like Ricky Berwick, what do you mean, like say so, like I feel like the I feel like the lamest person in the world could just become that if they wanted to. I know, you don't actually believe. I really do believe that. But you don't just inject yourself with shit and then you're fine and then it's like okay, cool. So so you at some in some universe you think you could join the NBA. In the NBA. No, but

that's what I'm saying. It's like arbitrary at that point because like, oh well I just can't do that because I'm not tall. Like okay, cool, all right. Yeah, So there's there's so you see these giant people who should almost be a different species, but we are different, but we're same SpeI because we can all breed. But they almost seem like a different species because there's these don't seem like, yeah, they don't seem like it.

Okay, so here's what I'm gonna say. They don't seem like they don't seem that tall because they're all tall and they're all next to each other. They don't that's just your perception of television, right, That's what I'm saying. But like knowing that these people are behemous that you can suck their dicks while they're well, you're standing, right, essentially you're standing and you

can suck their dicks. Like it's like, whoa, that's crazy. I think these people can rest their fucking balls and dick on your forehead essentially, and then like that's that's a very madness. If someone, first of all, any creature that, to me, you must be a fucking terrify terrified. Well I do want to say that's something alter too, because it's like, Okay, they're tall, but like you can't that's not that's not something

they did, you know what I mean. It's like there's still there's still an unbelieve like even the worst player in the NBA is still unbelievably skilled to another person, you know, like it's it's a skill, it's a hard work. It's the hard work thing to get to that level. It's like like it's it's a lot that goes into it. And I understand why it could be because you know, I've read comics and played video games like that,

so that the re perception of things. You know, I've seen that guy jump in the space, you know, and it's like that's that's stupid, you know, compared to most of the things that you can watch for entertainment. I find sports incredibly mundane. This is how I understand how it's just because it's like it's you have no connection to it. You know, you're just like whatever the family equal physical like like attributes stuff like that.

I understand, like they don't really do anything for you. Well, I just even even the stuff that I can relate to or the stuff that I've done, like I've played baseball. It's like and I've seen I've watched baseball games. I understand it, but it's like all right, And even boxing, I was I was watching a lot of boxing when I was doing the training, and I was like, Okay, I was studying it, but like I was looking, I was like, yeah, okay, I know how to do that. I get it, Like I don't know it.

It becomes really demystifying when you play it. I guess you can. You can do it to the best of your abiit ony though, but there's obviously the people that but I can also like extrap it, like I can see what's happening because I understand. It's like, oh, I know what that's like. And it's almost like the opposite of what you're feeling, where it's like you're more interested in it because you've played it or you've experienced it.

I'm actually less. I think the things I'm interested in the most other things that I have no hope of doing. Yeah, well, obviously things that are the most whimsical and unbelievable things that will draw your attention. Right You'll be like, Wow, this guy's playing seven guitars with his toes and dick and it's like, well, that's impressive, or even just well that's another thing too. It's like even just guitar, Like there's like stuff that people

do on guitar. Then I'm like baffled by and I genuinely even for as long as I've been playing, I watch people like play and I'm like, I genuinely, well, I can't fathom how you're doing this. See, that's the that's weird because it's literally the exact same thing. Actually, it's just time. Like it's it's more than just than just there's some maybe when

it comes to playing and understanding music theory. It's just time that is not there's no bearer understanding unless unless you don't have fucking hands, then you're fucked in the same way the pinky is fucked. So like my pinky. No, No, it's it's literally like I've heard every fucking dude. It's literally, I'm telling you people, I've seen people not be able to this is seen Ricky Burrick tread I've seen like your your pinky is not Donovan. You're

watching your pinky move right now. It is not Ricky burg or fucking Donovan Chris Digs. It is pinky and there is nothing wrong with your pinky. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. That. Oh so it's a little like, oh no, that's all Like that's the only motion that I have. That's I'm seeing there's no in between. I literally just saw you do this in other ways. What you can't do this? What are

you doing? You do have like complete locomotion of your pinky, not this one that's pretty crazy, which is like the important one to fucking have. It's actually I've seen people without pinky's playing incredibly well. Oh yeah, it's all about you know. It's it's about improvisation. It's about like the thing it's about. It's it's it's about the reason why I'm a dogs guitarist. I've been playing since I was like, uh, fourteen or something because I

just don't put in the time. I just don't care. I'd assume because because you know, every because whenever it comes to skill of things right, ability to do something right, you'd assume that there's obviously there's practice is obviously the most important thing, right. Like I learned how to play piano and I never went back into it because I never practiced anymore. The one that I got very bad at the rights, same as the guitar. I picked the guitar. I don't know how to the cords, and I stopped,

yeah, because I was like, I'm lazy. Yeah, and I feel like some people have at some people have a gift, right, But I fine, Like the gift for that well isn't extraordinary, like it makes it easier. This is this is the to me. It's like say, for example, for example, uh, there are people who can draw the memory that have a talent, and then there's people who would have to grind to ever be able to do that. There's like a different someone who just has

that natural ability. I fucking don't have that at all. Like like if you told me a draw horse right now, it would look like a demon because I just can't do it. I can't Like I'll draw a horse and it won't look like I really at this very moment, at the moment in which that I'm speaking to you guys right now, I don't know what a horse looks like. You're lying? Why are you lying? Like somehow so obsved. I'm like you went through red dead Tude and somehow missed all the

horses. They're going now and they're gone. They're seriously no, no, I remember horses, but there's I can't. I cannot describe a horse. Deal. You're literally making me so fun, that's great. Can you can you draw horse? I can't draw anything. But that's what I'm saying. I can't draw a circle with eyes, right, I'm a horror bor. That's crazy. I'm terrible. Can you draw? I can sit here.

This is my here's my thing. I've drawn Hey Arnold so much. I can draw Haronold from memory, but see that was from That's the difference between me and call him Hey Arnold. I can't draw. It's not the same character we think of. But this is Hey Arnold. That's Arnold short Man or whatever his name is conically, and this is Hey Arnold. That's his alter ego. I had to say that because if I said Arnold, he

would be like, I just think it's funny that you imagine. It's like you could have worded it better, but like every person's gonna understand what you mean. Gerald's walking by, Hey, Hey Arnold, and it's a different he looks like he looks like fucking Blue from Blues Clues. It's like a different character. And Arnold's like, what the fuck is this? Let's Hey Arnold. Arnold. Arnold Invaders is for me? Like I could I could do that for memory now and like like various like poses in position God,

I wish I had, but I wish that's it had. That that's the one thing because I've always admired being you can make a ton of money being attatoo artists, right, That's always something that I've always admired that like one of my friends who's just a genius when it comes to that, and like I have an advantage with with you know, they call it perfect pitch.

I wouldn't say mine's perfect, but because like perfect pitch is like Beethoven writing an entire you know, symphony or something in his head, I can do almost like I write most of my music in my head and then I have to complete it on the guitarist to make sure that everything translated well. Sometimes my mind will make things like unnatural uh scale progressions, But mostly I can

write an entire like most of a song in my head. So I'll be driving a lot of times when I be commuting, I would write a lot of my music are on the toilet, and so like I wasn't blessed any of that. I can make friends good, that's all. I'm good. I can make friends good. And I'm like I you're tall and you have big peepe. That's that's that's all. That's all I got. That's all

I got going from that. That's really that's really nothing. A lot of people that can take you very far taken me pretty far, but still that's nothing. There's nothing there with that. I am a short black man with average peep or something. I haven't average, maybe maybe above average, but I haven't. I I have not. I'm be honest, I haven't measured since probably like middle school. Because I don't want to be like disappointed. I'm be like, I don't think it's trained, but I just feel like

I'm so much bigger now than I am. You don't don't want to find out. I just I just I know it looks fine. I've been told many times and I would still be like, oh, bit, you better not be lying to me. But but I'm pretty sure I would say, because I think average is like five inches issh and I think I'm a above that. The thing about like I think though, I literally don't know. For me, it's just that like if I knew how to draw, knowing

how my imagination's out of control, I would have stopped eating. I would have died. I would have died. I would have just drew. I would have drown, drew whole stories and then tried to put them together. In my mind, I was like those Korean dudes playing like fucking uh, and then he's gay. You can do that? Is I can't? I can't draw. It's like the only character that's were you naturally able to do that? Or you had to practice it? Well? What do you?

I had to practice and see that you can do it too. You just have to practice it. Yes, if you draw, I know. I know I can't because because because I was with Lily's cousins and they were like you. They had a piano, right, that's so good, that's so good, that's such a fun looked like a monster disgusted one because we have a we have a new one, a new that one is fucking I love that. I look like I have a mall and my teeth looked around that

sh looks awesome. That looks like some new horror film ship like I like it. Maybe he'll be in the new Silent Hill or something. Me. It would be so upset if I'm in it and I'm like, you guys didn't tell me anything. You didn't even say anything to me. I don't even want money it's not about the money. No one said anything that was like that fucking asshole that that drew me rest in peace, like that where he just like I needed, I need an idea, and then cool,

he looks up some black guy. That's the thing that I don't really black guy. I really do think that's the story. That's what's so incredible to me that he must have put in those actual words, because I think if he just put in black guy on Google, I don't think I pop up at that time. Maybe at that time, maybe it maybe, but then I feel it also, okay, maybe after a lot of scrolling, because

I feel like the first would be the diable black guy. They probably would be like like like a smile, yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah, smiling. That's why I feel like it would be that. And so I just I can't fucking believe that. I saw that picture the other day and it still blows my mind like a dyed black guy, like a black kind of dye kind of more. I hate it. I hate that. It's a little morbid to me. But thank god it didn't say, like, you know, rip Derek, because then I would be really scared.

I'd be really scary genuinely terrifying. I would actually be really post of you from the future and it says when you die and you're like, fuck help me. That is I love it. I love that that. I can't I can't fucking believe that. It's what are the odds? Because it's because

you're you were you are an indescribable, very simple adjective black god. So when he looked up black guy, I get you, probably because you were probably the most searched black guy at that maybe when you're just when you're just using those words, I yes. So it's just I just feel like I'm just thinking of it from a logical perspective that there are so many prominent black people he can use to really even kind of get geared the point prominent.

That's the thing. People were like, I know that guy, that's Marlowayne. He's not dead, but like that Chaddick Boseman didn't die yet, that can't be his. But like I say, what if he did, like Rest in Peace Tupac, because it was it was a demo. It wasn't even sold. That was a demo. He had demo things of like what he could do, and that was a demo and so the guy. I asked the guy to buy the demo for me, and he shipped to me. But the thing is, I feel like Rest in Peace Tupac would be

a better demo, not some random fucking black guy. I don't know, man, it just seems so I was like, what the hell did this happen? The guy didn't know who the fuck I was. He didn't know, and I was like, yeah, rip Marcus, right yeah. And the weird thing is, I can't believe how much So somebody made that graphic tea for me and it sold a lot, and it also made me feel

weird that I'm like, why do you guys want this so badly? Because they like to know that they like one of your dad, especially at that time, the motherfuckers you were drawing in by mistake, they were probably happiest got one lest It was a warrior for us, but we lost lost him. God, damn, damn the left, damn liberals got the Liberals killed the only good woman, the only did you I know, What's fucking So?

I want to bring this up because I'm fascinated by this, by this instinct that Sweeny has where you will get close to the mic to scream, but then speak away from it's amazing. I am because that's amazing. It's my homophobia. I feel like this is a dick some I'm young. Had to get it away from it and then I back up, and it's very If we make it a different if we make it a different color with that

help, that's a big it's a white one word to suck. It stops the whole that is crazy to the table is crazy that you go all the way to the fucking end of the arm and and it's simulated, just made because you're so scared. I literally imagined it. It made me gag, like just like something just shoving something crazy. Dude, that's crazy. I have a horrible gag. I could never suck penis, dude, like I I guess just beyond the further reaches of my tongue, I start gagging,

like like just the back of my tongue. We have start gagging. We have the train, we have the train. Don't need the train. The train, dude, I don't When am I gonna have to suck dick? You know, it's just a good it's a good thing to have because there could be an apos something can happen, and then now the currency is meaningless, right, currency is gone now, and see is probably sucking dick like

sexual favors, you know what I mean. And then if you can't suck dick, you'll probably get your head blown off because it'd be like, you know, like you're you're gonna exchange like weapons or something for for dick sucking, and then they're like you you're you're grinding your your teeth on my peepy and then they just shoot you in the face. I Am going to absolutely get weapons. Then how I will take weapons off people? Well, someone is like firing a gun, I would run behind them and I'll just bite

their jugglar out and just take their gun. All right? Should we should we move on to some questions. The zombies will be scared. They're like, whoa, he's eating him. It's like an hour and five or something. Okay, cool, It's weird not seeing it. It is strange. I have to keep looking over while you guys are talking sometimes, But uh, what the fuck? Balls with the balls the bang the bang, biggie biggie balls, niggaded Hello, dexterity strength and luck mmmmmm, I'm I walk

your strength I think I would this man. This guy's lucky as fuck. I'm lucky as ships, luckiest ship. Okay, I guess I'm strange. Yeah, that's because that because that's all like performative strength. Okay, I can. I'm pretty strong. I pick you up probably and crumple you. If you did, Chris, if you picked up and you crumbled me first and foremost, you're getting put in the facility there. It's gonna run away if he's all those guys are monster. Do you know how much you can

bench? I get benched? My highest ever was like three fifteen? Yes, uh, what about I would be so mad because that's more than I've uh because I I fucked up my wrists, so I can't get the three fifth. I'm actually know how much I benched. I think I knew at one point. Have you done it recently? That was a while ago. That's back when I was still like, we should we should pretty should do what we should do, prs. We should go to the gym, doprs

to see where we're at right now. I would be embarrassed, probably be like two fifteen. Maybe do you guys saying to go to the gym? Where do you go. I was with the gym, Michael from house, you have one across the street. Yeah, what the hell gym is that? It's like it's like a like a local thing. You need to say.

That's like a smaller one. You know, you know my house right, you know, right across the street where the the the supermarket is, and then right across from there there's a gym in there by like furthest end. So I go there. It's pretty convenient. It's like it's like a like a like a smaller thing my house. I do like cattlebell shit at my house, and then I go there for like cardio that I haven't thinking of going in the gym again. Yeah, I actually my body needs it.

I'm probably a good I've in the past month or something, I've I've been food maxing. It's crazy, you mean just eating. I've been I've been a you know, I've been I've been sleep maxing in uh massive maxing tube. I'm getting pretty cold, pr I mean, I've been eating ways I don't eat anymore, Like I'm like fucking I've been anti seis. Yes, that's a good one. It feels good to do that. I'm just kidding. We got a question from Uh, you've been hit with the curse

of death. The only way to avoid your fate is to give up one of two things that get a race forever with no trace or ability to recreate or bring back all video games or all music. What do you choose? Video games? Yes, that means there be no music anywhere. Literally, Yeah, the video games is just obviously I love video games, but like fifty percent of the enjoyment of that is the music from it, like, and so I can't, like, I can't even imagine like Doom, Like

Doom would be useless without that soundtrack at all. I'm like, so it would feel a lot less. Yeah, almost every like Final Fantasy seven with that soundtrack, fucking Street Fighter, Like there's pretty much every single video game is enhanced by the music that that that is in it. And so because like I think I could easily like listen, that would suck to never play video games again. But music's too like, that's too all encompassing. No,

you're right, because that means no movies. You're right. I want to go deeper than that, right, human culture, music is very important to us as like beings. Imagine no Spanish music, no African Rainbow, Like, I feel like we wouldn't have made it. Somebody would have just killed them. The first man would have been like, yeah, imagine, would imagine never hearing Nightcore again? Oh my god? No, one hundred

guess what would I do? So how would I stim if somebody started, like making a drum beat on their on their on their thighs, would it just not make that noise? Just it wouldn't It would be damp? Would there still be rhythm? Would there still be rhythm? Rhythm is impossible,

Like if you start like every you can't hum. I guess you can dance, but they would have never been If anyone started making any type of sequential, sequential beat with their like feet or something, it would immediately just there's

no sequence of sound. I feel like I feel like that would be humanity's greatest Just try to understanding is if because imagine it'd be like we'd stop our feet, we'd walk, we'd make sounds, but then as soon as there's a rhythm to it, it would be nothing, and we'd be like,

wait, why it would be legalized? There would be no Probably couldn't even know that that marching sound like, yeah, probably could even do that because there's like a little rhythm that you wouldn't know when an army is approaching, like it would be, it would be it'd be bad. People that have sing songy names would just have no names. Yeah, what is the sing song name? What are you talking about? Have to sing songy names? You know that? What's that name that sort of have like a song?

Asked nature to them? What the are you talking about? You never heard of a sing songy word or sing songy phrase, like give me an ex please, I'm begging for an example. I can't think of one because I don't know any exactly, but people Italian names maybe, I guess like if that sing song any like like song names almost have like a rhythm to sing them. I don't know any names like that, but I know I know they exist. There's you know, what's I was just trying to just like

sing songy phrases and like names. I was just trying to, like, like you know, you know, you know when you say, yeah, you don't know what there talking about, just to get it over with, just just just there's sing song And I'm not crazy explaining this. I gotta look up sing song name. Go continue go go ahead, look up sing song names and tell me what what the fuck pops up? That's what I was like, wetzels pretzels like I don't, Yeah, I don't. I

don't know as Morelda. There wouldn't be any rhymes either. There wouldn't be any nurse or yourhymes. You would have to just talk your baby to sleep. Oh yeah, yell of them, got to sleep, get sleep, shake them a little bit. There'd be a lot more baby rhythm. Yeah, you can't. It has to be like I haven't found any examples of this fictional concept where there's sing song sing song names. I really don't know what you're talking about, no verse or a piece of a verse that is,

Oh god, you're reading the AI generated ship, aren't you. Yeah, it's not gonna happen rhythmical concadence or a tone or sound. Yeah, but like you just described it again an example. I don't know examples. I know they exist. I've heard this phrase. I don't know any right now, I know are you talking about like I know you? Let me let me see. Did I get this right? Is it like those like

nursery rhymes are It's like Peter Piper? No, more like, I don't know what you're talking about, because you know, Spider Man's name is what. I forgot what the word they're called when something and when something has to to I know what you're talking about, Piper. Isn't that called an uh? Fuck? And Peter Piper picked a pickled peanis and uh? Oh my god, Illy no, not idiom it's a no. Did you say? What did you say? I said, the iliad Iliad. That's like a

fucking novel or something like that. It's called like a in, a in, a loose and a loose. Oh my god, literation, I'm getting alliteration? Is that is it? Yeah? Well the first letter in the next thing. Everything is is like it's like saying, Peter piped. I already I already lost, already lost. I couldn't think of I couldn't think of an adjective. I already lost. Peter piped. I love this Peter Pipe profusely. It's hard to do, I get it. I actually founded

pretty pussy. Yeah that was terrible, but you think you so much yours, I said, Peter, finishing. It's still bad, but thank hostility here. I have no clue what the you're talking about we're gonna move on. That's why we I didn't want to entertain. It was I was just I just went, yeah, I wanted to I wanted to get scared and you wanted to be done. I wanted to see if I could get you

to the place. But like we shouldn't do it. Peter Piped, If anybody, if anybody, if anybody at home, has any fucking idea what he's talking, because I was thinking, like like I was thinking like how like certain languages are kind of singing song like how Italian is kind of like like like baby like that. Okay, so when I said Italian names, no, I'm just trying to sound right because I'm scared. I don't know what. I don't know if I have any big ugly Jordan wrote in it

says hello wrath, lust and sloth. I'm lust. I guess I guess I'm sloth, extra sloss. You lazy am. I'm so lazy and do some all the time, my sloth because people say, like, I don't make it up videos, is that what it is? Maybe lust? Maybe? Oh maybee you lust. I'm all these always coming all over the place and ship I'm all of these this is all just to me. I'm gonna do I'm gonna get a black light in this fucking place. Do not do that. That's gross, that's gross. I just never I've just never checked

this room, and so like, I don't want to know. I think a black light is just unnecessary. Actually have a black light in the closet, you do? Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't see. I wouldn't want to know either. Like I moved in this new apartment, I wouldn't want to know if I checked it. Yeah, just come off the way that I think, the way that I on the black light, the way that I figure it is like, you know what, it's almost like it's good

for my immune system. Maybe maybe wives tale, I guess cool. Anyway, he says, in Spirit of Pride Month, what's the gayest thing you've ever done? For me? It'd probably be having sex with men, not inclusively, not exclusively men, but men make up the lion's share. I love that he says, lions some game. You could have said, you could have said majority, most of them have been with the lions share. So it's an idiot. Yes, he's Max by That's yeah, he's by

Max, and he's gay. I've definitely kissed eyes, but that's about it, but never like intimate kissing kiss me on, like, oh, sure, I've picked the guy, but I've never outside of the outside of family. Yeah, I think I've ever done that. I don't think I thought I was gay at the moment. I think I just sometimes it is. I've seen people do that as like a joke. I've seen I was joking

in comedy scenarios. I have seen that for sure. It's like, see, it was like it was like a crowder where if he did it one time with his co host, it would have been like, I get the joke. You guys are being extreme, Like they went to that women's march and he's like an address or some ship. But they kissed like like ten times, and I'm like, oh, you're the payoff is one time the other nine times or whatever. It's not funny. You're just kissing another guy

and that's fine. Admit it. Stop hiding, admitted to yourself. I'm trying to think, what's the I I had a I had a gay friend when but we didn't realize as we were in elementary school, we didn't know what gay was just yet had sex. But yeah, but this guy was you know what, he was like sexually maturing more than we were like fat way fashion we were. So I think this guy was like big balls. He had the he had this dude had like a nine inch or we're like

ten years old. He had nine inch balls. Each ball was at the length like popsicles. His balls are just all so long. They're long but not around at all. They're they're ovals. That's crazy. It's his ball like that. But I was saying, I was around. I was around my friend that I think was becoming sexually mature and like trying to like he was this dude like liked being like, oh I'm flashing and stuff and like haha, and like we thought it was funny. But I'm realizing as I

got older, like that dude because he's gay. Ship now, he lives in West Hollywood. He's a he's a gym trainer, he had a he had another you know boyfriend with the same name, uh, and all this stuff. So I was like, Oh, he grew up in your life. I don't like that. I don't like that either. That that part makes you know that I don't like. I was dating the Syrian girl at the time. This was like what's her name, Derek, Yeah name, no way, and there's no show. There's there's certain names are always off

limits, Like I would never date anyone who has my mom's name. I don't I don't knowing, Like there's just no, it's just not gonna work. I can't. I don't care how cool you are. I don't know my mom. So like that's but like my grandma absolutely not. Yeah, exactly like that, Like even even my sister, even even my stepsister's name would be fucking weird. If it would be weird, i'd be like, I'm sorry, you could be the coolest girl in the world, not gonna

happen. So there's certain things they're just totally off women. One of my family has really really like my grandma, no one has really common names. They're like they're all like spaghetti Marian, what's the mid last and a social Security number? Middle name is I don't remember? Last name was? I don't know. Nigga. That is a crazy nigga. Yeah, uh, I don't know. I don't know, man, I don't. Yeah, I kissed the guy once, but like other than that, it was like

nothing really. When I was younger, I wasn't like, yeah, oh no, I kissed the mean once. There you go, did you really? Yeah? Just to make Lily mad, that's funny. M M, yeah, I don't have any memories of me macing on a dude, like I don't written, well, will admit at least no, I'm not gonna say those. I wouldn't bother me. I would like it, just it's never even I think that people that get mad at gayness, I will be a super gay. Yeah, that's funny, that's funny. I love that.

Like making them unconsole was great. I've been to more musicals I probably should have been. I've been to quite a view. I like musicals actually, but like, that's probably it. That's probably the furthest I think, like, what's the case thing. I'm sure there's something that it's probably just has to the the parodies that I've done throughout the years. It has to be it has been fair. That is probably like that that is objectively the

answer. Technically singing any on any of those is probably the answer. That is because there are some people that and I relish it. I relish the people that are like, oh you're you're you're definitely you're you're in the closet, aren't you. And I'm like, I wish your closet. In your closet, I respond every time I wish, dude, like, you have no idea how and I'm sure we've talked about this plenty of times. Is just being a gay man and hanging out with your boys and fucking and sucking

like that seems like so much. Imagine imagine sucking your boy, right, and you want to run some street fighter and then there you go do that. That sounds amazing, so you don't have to deal with all this. Maybe it's sucking the frames in the wood, like oh the picture for it's the paint and oh the silverware, the china, And I'm like, shut the funk up, honey, the reef is crooked. It's a circle,

bitch. I just want to high fight my bros. We say we won V one some street fighter, right, and then we fuck each other a little bit and then we go back to it. It's like, that sounds so it's funny. It's amazing. It's funny how like often great gay couples look, but then like lesbian couples, I gotta I'll back it up by saying I've been going to w n B A games since the nineties. Man, Jesus Christ, let's move some of the a lot of lesbians there. And I'm like, I was like, okay, then all I was like,

damn, I like them like that. In fact, you like them like that. I like them to look like Drew carry I like, I want to break them. I want to break them down, all right. One sock, one sock, one shoe, one sock, one shoe, rode in. He says, hell, by the way, do you know what that is? One sock, one shoe, one show. So Colin recently on Sacred Symbols explained to me that he how do you put on your socks in your shoes? Like, what's the order that you go in?

So? Well, if usually left to right since I'm left handed, but I do socks left, sock right, sock right, and then I put on my left shoe right right. So Colin does, he does sock shoe and then sock shoe. That's so preposterous, dude, that is what what? How did you how did you learn that? Because somebody asked that question? Do you not feel like does he not feel uncomfortable standing up with one shoe on, Like what if he has to run off the hall? How

he explained it to me? That is so it was a terrible explanation. But he was saying, like, would you if you were caught in a situation, in a bad situation, you had to get the fuck out, would you rather have just socks or at least one shoe? I'd actually rather just have socks. Yeah, I can't, actually I can having I don't even unbalanced with one shop. I don't even know if I've explained. His

explanation was very confusing. Well, that's why you run. If you have socks on, you run faster like the less you have on your feet, because if you have bare foot you run faster. So your thing, what the hell are you do? You feel the earth directly under your feet? People run faster in bare feet? Who told you this? How would they shoes? Yeah? Look in like a perfectly comfortable environment, I guess, but like over like over like what? Yes? Yes, and that content

that's what I'm picturing. I'm picturing, yes, living in civilization. Yeah, if you're on a track, like, if you're on like a like a track, actually, somebody in a barefoot run very like well, the only faster they would if they had the only reason I shoose on. Don't know what that is, because you would think the Olympians and the people at the highest level would not run without shoes. They would run without shoes. I think they may, they may hurt themselves. Here's why I don't think

that's true. I think it's you're pretty sure no, But do you know how? Like you know how like in rugby, where they're not as armored, they tackle each other harder because in football they're covered in armor, so like they hit each other way harder because they think they're vulnerable. I think that applies to shoes as well when you're running, because I feel like if you're in your feet you can feel the ground, you're probably going to run

slower than somebody who has a complete barrier. That's it, max, when you have shoes on, stop it. I feel like that makes sense. I feel that does make sense. Psychologics, it makes a lot of sense. Actually, Like I've heard that before, because I feel like people that have got tested with their shoes off and on, there's different speeds. You might I mean, you might be right, I just but I actually his the psychology in that, and it's like sometimes I used to go to summer

boxing with gloves. I was gonna say exactly that. I used to go to some shady ass parties where I feel like I should bring my four once gloves because like there would always be fights breaking out and I'm like, all right, just in case, you have your gloves and you'll be fine. Really, that is that is that is nigga shit right there. That is that is that is the kind of dude that walks into the party with the

gun looking to start bullshit. I hate the comes there because that the gun is so zero to one hundred, and that is how parties would be. I don't know you've you've been to parties like that before, of course because you because you unfortunately go to parties up where we rised to go to school. I didn't party a lot at that time, but like I've been to like maybe like one or two and that's what somebody comes here with a gun. He starts like, this guy has a gun. I ret saw a

guy with a gun in the barrow once. I was like, I'm leaving. I can. At the time of the McDonald's time McDonald's when when we got McDonald's afterwards too, and like we were at like someplace in PK and then someone had a gun and we afterwards we drove back. That was like that was at that club fifty two or something or eighty, like I was. I wasn't there that night, but I remember hearing about that is dude, we went to a pub. We were all like eighteen. We shouldn't

have been there first and foremost nice, we shouldn't have been there. We all went some dude started shooting and I was in the place. I was like, what's happening? And I heard gunshots and I was like okay, and I literally got down and I command crawled out the door and got the tools. Dude, I can't I look man guns in in a video game setting or TV or they're coolest ship and really I hate the much. Really

they're kind of cringe. I hate them, dude, I want to I'm you know, as far as being like a trolling antagonist, like I'm not into that ship online. But one thing that I will and love doing is if there's a gun nut, I love telling him the truth. And like you're a fucking pussy. You're a pussy because you feel insecure and you need to walk I don't need to. I don't feel like I need anything to walk around and then just walk around it you feel they're so scared you have

to have this fucking death machine. Get the like cause I walk around with pumpkin bombs. Yeah, you're cycle. See that's just cool. You're no, no, no, no, he's a psycho path But see that's just cool. Like the idea of being like God's Spider Man and throwing that into a fucking room, like what is it's the ones that turn people into skeletons too, First and foremost the fact that he had something that turned them and that would have worked. Though, Why didn't use that on Spider Man?

That would have worked on Spider Man? No, no, because he's too spidery and strong. Spidery the skeleton we fighters can't turn the skeletons because they're already skeeltons. Yeah they got the exo skeletons, yeah or something. They don't at all. They're actually very fleshy in comparison. But they're they're gay, that's all I know. You know what the spiders that are coming right, you know about gay spiders. The yellow the yellow hornet things. Yeah,

the yellow ones that are coming from China. They're popping over here and they're there. They fly, actually they fly now, they glide, they fly, they fly, they don't fly. The ostensive if you're if you can glide, but you're so light that the wind can carry you, you can you can ostensibly fly. Chris, you can't control where you're going,

Chris, do you know what you need to be able to fly? It's fine, No, you need wings, wings, things explain helicopters, sir, you're right, you're right, like, you're right, flying squirrels, flying fish. They can't actually fly, but we get it. They glide, but we get it. Though. Those are the things that do fly withou wings that are not man, not mechanical. Am an animal that flies with our wings? My son out the window when he was born. Yeah,

that's some extreme depression fall time. It's not alive though, but it's like a reverse I don't want to hate you with like like a champagne bottle or something like. This is more of the podcast where Derek punches me in the brain until my head goes away, and then like we play it seriously, we just we just don't somebody with a champagne bottle till it breaks,

Like you pound them until something goes wrong and it's shatter the idea. I hate that, like the visual of that, Like I like the movie visual of just shattering on impact, but actual ive, those those sugar glass bottles are so fucking We had, like we had like so many of them because I had them for like props and videos. Well, yeah, because I would, I'd use the fair bit of them. I think I used all

them eventually. But there was like this weird tradition that we had that one VidCon where like people would come to the house and I would hit them over the head in the kitchen. There's so many of those videos that are gone now because I think they're on Twitter other people's Twitter accounts. I have one of you doing it to uh Casara remember casaro Vera, right, Yeah, but she told me. She was like, she was like, this is kind of hurt. Actually she said, it actually kind of hurt a little

bit. Well, you're being hit with something, you know, it's not does she die? Yeah? Right after that, In fact, no, she actually do it was you. She was like, I got a wet spot. It was fucking sad. She actually, uh uh, she got docks. She got docs around the time because we used to do a streaming show and we actually even made merch for it too, And she got doxed and it was by some like actually we know the guy, I think, oh no, alleged alleged she started dating some guy uh in the scene and

then this guy's a fucking this guy's a weirdo. I'll tell you off a camera. And then allegedly he doxed her and then got like you and then she just stopped doing content. Apparently she's around again doing Twitch streaming low key and then like on TikTok and stuff. But not like she wasn't because she was fucking talented. I found her by chance. We're like you see weird avatars on like Twitter and shit, like you see so there's sometimes you see

a weird avatar that she was. So she was around so briefly for me, I don't even remember, like was she doing like comedy or music stuff. She was doing commentary like so she was just good at like she was a good editor. And actually she did a couple of things for me. Like I was in when I didn't know a thing about motion tracking. I would ask her to do it for me. What's the next question? What's

that? Oh? Yeah, that's what I read this guy's name and we got off on a tangent to one sock one she won, sock one she wrote, and he says, hello from Australia, your gay cut, your your sexy cunts. Long time, first time. These two questions have been on my mind for the past three years. I must have an answer. Wow, understand the weight of what I just said and what he just wrote. He's had this question on his mind for the last three years. Yeah,

question is his question is is Sweeny gay? That's crazy? Imagine like really wondering. Like this is a very five month themed episode. It is a very pride No, I am not an active homosexual. Yeah, active, but we all were retired. I'm a retired home is. Actually we didn't go on a tangent that we would like that, though I would. I wish I was gay. It'd be easier I feel bad of breaking my wife's heart right and be like, hey, I don't like you anymore.

I like penis, but i'd also feel free, you know what I mean, Because I'd be like, because I just want to like I don't know, man, I just feel like what you do would be all right, Jojo, you gotta leave what I do. You gotta pus you away from me like a venis now. I would tell like, we can be roomies for a minute. I don't know, Like, if you want to sleep on the couch, that's cool because I'm back. You give her the couch, Give her the couch. Still, I'm gonna be bringing grind. I'm

be grind. I'll be like grind. You gotta make a choice either you I need would rather be fucking dudes loud and often in the living room or in the bedroom. Dude, that would make a choice. That's a good boy. I would be yeah, man, I'd be road roady, running up on dicks. Man. It would be queers of war in that war. The idea Lily would be so heartbroken. If she was like, you're gay, I'd be like, yeah, I'm very gay, dude. I'm leaving you today. In fact, you can keep all the ship. It's

gay too, so it's just gayness in your house now. But like bye, yeah, cry, she would But then she'd get over. Eventually she'd be homophon. That'd be that would be funny. Like picture over the top. You're like, you know what and breaking the Mexicans. I hate I hate gaze now beach, you fucking I hate you. You fucking though, I hate you and like Lily, that's not nice. Me and my boyfriend don't want to hear that. We don't want to hear that's that's very If

I got married him immediately too, she like you married this. I just feel that all game we're getting married. That's why I didn't marry you because I was gay. Yo, yo, it's coming together, it's coming together. She would be so upset, definitely, she might even do like a flip off a cliff Man. No, she would probably just be like racist and gay. All these questions are gay. That's what everything, Literally, every single one. Like here's one man, here's one from Uncle Reeman.

This was on June first. Uncle Remus constantly singing the N word ron and he says, if you were forced to have gay sex with any cisgendered male fictional character, regardless of their consent, surper, Now to who would you want it to be? Look hot? Yeah? Loo card is a good answer because he's so uh, he's like feminine, feminine, so soft and stuff. He's into it too, because he was like, pretty Cloud looks pretty supple. I don't know Cloud annoys me, but he's you don't have

to listen to him, that's true. You're you're you're literally taking I'm gonna tap him. I'm gonna tape his mouth shut. So that's good. Definitely a dominic Santiago just to say, like I culture to say that culture you know that dude, I'm pretty sure he'd flip you around. Would My pelvic straut is wild? Oh yeah, like what are you doing? I'm pretty

sure Cole is probably as wide as this table. Honestly, if we could get like Gears running on that, that'd be amazing, and it's happening that that's the sound playing, like the freaking the memories like that, dude, I would since here. I would love to play Gears or Queer's a little more. Can I really can't believe. I can't believe that collection is not kind like I know that they're probably it's eventually, probably, I think, no, But what is the what's the what? Why is it not out?

Guess? My guess is because this is a prequel, they're gonna want to do that first and then maybe do the collection afterwards, since it would I understand on some level, but at the same time, it's like, yo, come on, I just feel like that it hasn't been spoken about yet, like the collection should have been out for like five six years. That's the thing that's weird. It's like it's we've had these PC capabilities and the and all, what does it game Pass and all this ship for so

long? Now? How long game Pass has been since? Fucking it launched with Xbox One, didn't it? Uh No, that was a twenty one, twenty seventeen. Yeah, it was like it was like I remember they did a thing, so it was probably like when the Destiny two's launch, Like I remember it was like twenty eighteen, twenty seventeen, I think is when it started, okay, because that was like later on the generation when they realized they were fucked. They were like, we gotta give everybody free

thinking. It definitely was an Xbox when you're right, because that was everybody was like, they have to do something about this week and we're not.

Remember them showing fucking examples of you watching TV on your Xbox. Yeah, they really thought it was such a really tragic about that too, is that like they could have kept everything almost the exact same, but just reversed the order in which they showed it, and it probably would have been okay, because like the problem with that machine wasn't like that you could watch TV through it. That was probably kind of cool, I guess, but like the

problem is that that was people's first. That was when they first showed it off, like they were like, this is the next generation. It's football a gable but everything about it. And then like three weeks later they had their E three showcase when they had all the games and stuff. But it's like, dude, why did if you just reversed literally, if you just reversed it, they were just like, hey, look look at all these games. And then later on it's like, hey, look at all this

extra ship people. There's no shot it would have been bad. It wouldn't have been as bad. The problem was first the not game sharing bullshit that happened this They just they just said so many dumb do that the easiest layup in the world. By the way, they had a three sixty was crazy insane. Fuk that up in a way that I can't you you have to try. I feel like you got to be really you got to really not understand the gaming community. They were trying to expand when they didn't need to

do. They were they were selling investor talking points to people this it is going to appeal to everyone and it and to be to their credit, they are they were right like that everything turned into that. Literally everything did turn into that, and like you know, people do like what they are doing is that they were seeing stats on three sixty on Xbox lie that most people who were engaging with the three sixty were using it to watch Netflix and ship.

So it's like, okay, cool, yeah, cater to that for sure, but don't cender. Don't center your reveal around that that's supposed to come later. Get people in with the games and then and then like they'll use it for I still use my fucking Xbox for like that's my main media hub really, but like that, what every could you do? Unveiling it? So became that that's the thing, Like people are like mad, I'm like the x the PS three became that the PSA. But it's just you

know, they like you. It wasn't the focus, but like, let's branding, branding, branding, branding, branding, branding, the fact that everyone was like Xbox one, like they're all in one Xbox one, and like what bad name? Excuse me? And then it looked like a VCR and I'm just like, oh, well, you know, yeah, you can't. It was Well, the thing is, it was just all of that would have been fine if they just didn't unvail. Like the first impressions

are everything that's the problem. That's like they fucked it up so bad. And also the connect being forced into the box, just like the way they handled a connect, just so many dumb things. And I watched on I'm sorry, look at look at man? Why it didn't read black people like, actually what happened? Well, we know marketing. When marketing, the most important thing is brand recognition and the name. The name is the most important thing of all. It is the most important thing for a movie.

One of the reasons say, like, you know, Furiosa get it done a lot better if it was Mad Max or whatever, even though it was really good. So the thing is everybody was expecting Placeastion figured it out immediately, all right, we're just just gonna go by numbers. Is great. So then you thought the logical conclusion for Xbox will be the same fucking thing and that they're doing now turned into three sixty. We're gonna do something.

I even thought like, all right, maybe instead of doing like maybe if they want to jump ahead and kind of like you know, it's called Halo infinite. I was just like, it should be Xbox Infinite. They could literally do. It could have been anything after that that wasn't a number would be fine, seventy done. It would have been a little bit too lame. But I feel like if you want to, like, okay, three

sixty, if you want to go ten eighty, whatever. But I was just saying, like, if you want to just be like no, the infinite possibilities or something, I would just think Xbox Infinite or something even something that just a cool name. Even the code names that they had for those machines were better than the ones that they like that was like Scarlet or whatever.

It was scarlet and like uh scort and like and and even fucking the connect was like I remember when they unveiled it was like Project Natal or something. It was like, Okay, that's interesting, but like they just suck up everything they really it was. It was it was really impressive. It's an impressive thing to like Xbox one that I'm like, oh my god, we already have and now and now you forced everybody. And I hate this

with with games in general that are doing this now too. Or if I want to say a model one for it two there is there is now for some people they have to be like what are you talking about? Right? Yeah, like and and it's like now I'm forced to say original. I

can say original Xbox. I've accept did it next Box Original? It's fine, Yeah, I will say I will say props to them because like they're really the only platform where like I've bought digital games on that platform on the three sixty in like two thousand and eight, and I still have them and I can download them to my machine. Still, yeah, that's it's not true, Like PlayStation doesn't have that. That's true. Nintendo definitely Nintendo refuse

that. The thing about Nintendo's that if they just are like for like, if they did like one month, where're like, hey, guys, virtual cons for one month, all the GBA game Boy evans, the game of games are available for one month on a play on the website, you know how much money they would make they make a lot of money, like like that month of sales would be like unprecedented. The thing that but they won't do it. The thing that's weird to go with, Like you always talk

about leaving money on the table. That's the thing that does baffle me as companies where I almost feel like at a certain point they're making so much money that they just don't care to even divert from what they're doing at all, even though it would say, like already making so much money, you think that maximizing profits is always the game of like every company, but some I just think like we're good, like we're making so much money that like that

extra money that we're gonna make is kind of insignificant, like you know so, and then like but you're like you would please us so much, don't you like us the people that are making you billions or whatever? The fuck up? Stupid dumb and you're dumb if you if you stop giving us money, maybe who you change? You're fucking stupid. The thing about that is that what happened is that we don't ever have the willpower to do that show

we don't collectively we're fucked. We're I mean, like you know, like you talk about politics, just look at the landscape and we can't come together. It makes me sad because we can't do it. The people we are now would have not done the civil rights movement that makes me so sad. Right like the current US right now would have not march. We would have not got holes down, we would have not stopped taking a bus. We would have not got attacked by dogs. That is so fucking true that that's

when they're like, you guys have no spirit. They're right, actually right, yeah we don't. I mean, look man, yeah I do. We live in a world now we're like and honest sand violence is not the answer. But back in ten I would have done it. Now where I'm at now, I wouldn't do it where I'm at right now. If I saw such injustices in my own front yard, I would want to do it right. But the people that were like, oh, I can just ignore it, this is not a problem out there still doing it, I will

say, which is like insane. I will say the situation is different purely because it's like they can say it's like, oh, we marsh whatever. It's like yeah, but you have a different set of you. You literally lived in a different reality. If you were here, you wouldn't be doing anything either. Like if you had this exact situation, if you had this exact setup of like you, you wouldn't do the same thing that you did. Yeah, but if the same things were happening, we still wouldn't do

anything. What do you mean we are people, we've grown so apathetic. No, what I mean is like if you took our generation and put it in the sixties and just like from birth and just raise them there, they would I feel like it was just because they would just do the same thing

again. Yeah, yeah, a lot of us will get fucking sway because all of us are probably wait shit, and we think they are probaby get swayed into being like I'm a biggot whatever, like whatever, I was gonna be racist, you know, Yeah, it's it's we live in a fun, distraught DM road And he says, hello homosexual Caucasians. My question is if you could come hard enough to kill a person, would you do it? Yes? Yes, yes, absolutely. I would go to bathroom stalls

and I'd be like, I'm not going to make what happened. I'd blow the head, let my fucking coat blow hold of the fucking stall. That's dangerous, man. You got all that DNA all the place, what, Yeah, but where it would end up would be they would they wouldn't be able to find out where it is. But when it comes to it's uh like fingerprints and stuff like that. Uh, if you're not in the database,

they wouldn't know it's you. Right, That's how it works, right, I feel like everybody's in a database though, right well now actually yeah, yeah, probably now even though I've never like, uh, I've never like been arrested to give my stuff, there's I mean, I've committed several crimes. I'm sure I've done. Oh wait no, so me being I had to get customs US customs plans to work at the airport. They have all my ship. Yeah, because you're looking at me and have fingerprints,

it's like I'll never find me and it's nothing. There's nothing there. I mean, you can you can might be crazy. I'm not that anyone that. Like if you're talking to someone and you notice that stop talking, yeah immediately, I'm like, I don't know, Like, what the fuck are you doing, Patsy for something? Right now? Already? What are you doing that you don't need fingerprints. What the fuck are you up to? That's uh hayo. Oh uh what is this called? Calandro sucks toes running

king. He says, Heyo, beautiful boys, what's the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to? I want to I want to talk about it. Weirdest thing. I want to talk about it. Answer right now, answer right now. It's directed to you. Why, Well, it's a hao, it's all of us, he said, swing specifically. I don't know.

Let me think, uh, mine is in Well, it's weird to me now, but at the time as a kid, I had a picture of it was it was some of the Street Fighter and the S and K women, So it was like my But it's like I wouldn't do it now because like I just don't find like cartoon. I just don't. I don't.

I don't get like aroused, Like I don't want to jack off the cartoons and yeah, you lose it, you lose the fiver ever, like, yeah, the weirdest thing for me is like I had I had a really like high resolution photo of the Hindenburg disaster, and eight weeks it was like my go to. It was so hard seeing that I just couldn't. I couldn't get over it. You're you're the fall down. I can't walk kind

of hard, like your big is full of I was incapacitated. I want to I want to tell you guys, but you guys are not gonna let me finish, and it's gonna be terrible finish. I'm not going to. There was this really hot girl when I was the Chipmunk movies that was a human. She was a human, and I differs at least once, and afterwards, I was like, I really gotta stop. Was she like sexy

at all? Like she was? But like no, I mean, like, was she like any was there anything about her that was like actually supposed to be? Really, she's just like a regular. It was a girl that wasn't wearing a bra in a movie that I saw. She just looked like she would be nice to you. Did she at least have nipples protruding from her? Okay? Okay, I kind of guts, like what is because even to me as an adult, that hottest fuck to me, Like

dude. The pulling myself out of gooonery was one of the hardest missions of my life. It's difficult. I had to, like, like reaching down in the abyssing Grandmas off like we can get out of this, and yanking myself out of the venom ESQ guitar, like I was the web that pulled Spider Man, that pulled Eddie Brock out of Venom and Spider Man three. I was, and I was like, I got you, we can get out. He was like, no, I like it here. I like it here. I like when my room smells like that's, oh my god,

that is raze. It comes so much in a room that it smelled, it takes on the odors insane. That's like that makes me want to pound on the desk. That's all upsetting. That is like just if I if I walked in and smelt come in my room, I'd be just so fucking mad. Like it's just my bed sheet would not drape on me, would just be hard. It's like a it's like a cave before an action figuring out. It's just like a hard It's so funny. It's not even

like it would be like like an offensive smell. Just be like, this is not what should be here, This is not like, this is not okay. The context of this is not alright. There just comes to I gotta tell you that would probably be the ultimately, Like say, if I walked into my friend's house or something and I smell come, I I would immediately like just walk the funk out and be like mad, like, just you come, I just smell your CM you piece of ship. You assaulted

me, kind of hate. You forced yourself on me, and I've never I would never do that to you. That's what I imagine. That's like probably asthmen gold Like, it's probably like like a portion of his house with his house he works at, right, Dude. When I saw the when I saw, dude, I've I've been messy before in my room before. Seeing that was mind blowing. I was like, this is insane. Did you see did you see? Uh? So there was something that went viral?

Uh there's something that went viral, like say, uh, let me see you keep your place like that? Dude. It's it's really crazy. That's he has to be single? Dude. Well, I don't know. He's got money. He's had like some yeah exactly, he's had some pretty girls. You know, they look like booby streamers or whatever. They live with him. I don't know. They definitely not because if you live with

a girl. That's that's that's the thing that switches d that switched off immediately the moment you have the space with a woman at least that's any relatively clean all Right, you don't agree. I don't agree, only because I'm also clean? What if you are like that? If you are, like it's the one thing that in fact, most women that I've lived with it compared comparatively to you, I've been like like I've been like, yo, can

you fucking can you clean that? Compared to you? Yeah, because you're you're very You're a cleanly, very cleanly person, like I'm a dude. So like before living with Lily, I definitely wasn't the cleanliest. Now I get ankles with bases aren't cleanly, Yeah, because I'm like, oh, she's gonna yell. That's the anxiety. And that's the anxiety that I would feel when we all live together and things were like messy. I was like,

why the fuck is there food there? Yeah? I'm like I'm like literally like when I insane, Like when when I go to Bend the Mean's house and I like, you, like we're hanging out and like we see that I see like the like if you're out of food, right and there's food like in the kitchen, I get nervous because nervous and I'm like, I was like, I don't want to have to clean this ship later. Oh my god, here we're going. I don't live here anymore, Thank

fucking god. Oh because you lived Okay, I see, so you have like because you've lived there. So it's like, so you remember having the responsibility. Yeah, you don't live there anymore. But the like, I still a psychological that makes that makes more sense. I think you just like at a friend's house in general, like you get nervousing their kitchen. That's kind of crazy, you know, I just get like annoyed. I definitely get annoyed by like filth. But I luckily most everyone I know is cleanly.

I don't. I don't have any like filthy fucking friends, and I've I have, uh, you know, when I was dating around back in the day, Uh, one of my uh, this fucking tiny ass, fucking little black chick that I dated, she's just so tidy and she had her friend was Oh my god, it was the worst apartment I've ever seen in my fucking life. The sink look like I don't know. Silent Hill Ship, I don't know. It's because it was messy. It was like

green women. Women are shockingly filthy with their places sometimes sometimes if it's if it's women living together, hair it can get back. It's everywhere there was hair fucking has hair in it. No one seems to care. I'm like, you got you can buy a little thing that will catch the hair, or just have fucking courtesy. Yeah, there's that, the basic courtesy of

just like, oh I just showered. Let me like like I under like, I understand, like like you having dishes in the sink, you know, like because I've done it, Like I'm not gonna have like letting the sink build up. But to the point there's like mold and ship like that's dude, I've seen, Dude, I have seen. I have seen pads on top of the toilet, on the tank used there's not even not even remotely kidding. Just like, never I came over, you're I'm friends with

you. First off, how dare you like, like, how could you possibly be this comfortable doing thiscause no one ever took my thing is that you like even having people seen that, I've never seen this now that you say that, I've seen it one time over It's not that hard to clean afterwards, Like like I had Criss over this early this week and we cooked and everything, and then we just spent like a half an hour cleaning it. Like because I think we overclean at my house sometimes I feel clean sounds like

it sounds like overclean. But to just clean up after like a day or two is not hard. It's really, it's fine. It's really. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. It's it's fine to be to have a mess, right, mess is one thing, phil Filth is something else. That's how you get that's when you graduated. Well, that's you grew up that way. So then it's like, say the women that leave the pageant around, they obviously grew up that way. They just they literally it does

not compute in their minds that there's anything wrong with that. Imagine you fine, but I don't know how you get the filth. Imagine you grew up that way you were that story you told in the last episode where you shot your pants. Of course, I'll never forget that moment, do you remember. Imagine imagine removing those clothes, bawling them up and putting them on top of it, on top of the fucking toilet tank. I put it in a toilet. Take on my grandma youth. She would have dog I would

have died. She would have bloodyled me. She would have brother would be and put me in front of my house. I'm the front of a ship. Yeah. She would have drawn a corner to you. She would like, Kingston, are you serious? And I'm like, I'm sorry, Grandma, I didn't know where to put my shitty pi. She would have did it herself somehow. I was thinking she was somehow drawnk like she clothed herself. She just takes She just takes turns on every limb. So she just

yanks so hard and then it pops off. It pops off like a fucking toy, like a dragon. That is strength, man, that is straight. There's no bon there's a muscle. Whoa so fucking cool, dude. She just grabs me, pops my head off. Yeah, I think she would summon that, like if you saw I think I would be able to do that too, though, if I saw shitty draws just sitting in on the toilet on the commit full of ship, full of ship in the bathroom

that everybody uses. You're not seeing fall out where the armor of power crushes the guy's head. Come here. I think I'm turning into like like the Juggernaut. I think I'm like I'm summoning magic to just become like I'm destroying everything that point, I'm destroying everything. I think I'm I think I'm becoming the joker. I think you just start laughing and I someone saying that, I think I joker. I think I'm the joker. I think I think

I made laughing. I think I'm becoming the joker. I think that's a wild dude. But I get I get being it because being a teenage boy, less ship bothers you, you're you're so focused on dumb things that bothered me always. I mean, I would clean up when there's a met when it's like a big mess, I would clean up, But like my boundary to the point where I clean up was way higher before. That's the thing it was. I did a couple of like gross things when I was a

teenager. I remember I remember this one time because I almost wanted to explain to my mom because I had this shirt and I don't I was eating something I don't remember that left like a bad taste in my mouth. And I didn't spit out any food, but I just like spit on one of my shirts. It was on the floor. My shirt was on the floor, and I'm like ah, and I was like kind of just spit on the shirt, and I was like I was gonna I was It was a graphic

shirt that I made and it was shitty. I was thinking about, like I'm gonna throw it away eventually. I didn't get to it right away, and my mom had one of those days where she just like wanted to clean my room. I guess I don't know if she was being nosy. She rarely did that. So but that the dry spin on the shirt looked like it was probably dry comb like it probably looked because like it because who normally

spits on a shirt? Right, it's a very that like somebody, But I imagine it's probably no different than like people using their socks and shit. So like I'm thinking in my head, I'm like, oh, no, she probably thinks I came in on my shirt and like that that idea didn't wash it, just left it then, Yeah, so the is it just like your comb shirt? I'm not having a cumb shirt that looks tie diyed.

But I'm sure people it's like, it's like, what the fun why shades of whitish pink and red, shades of white and price red, and it's crazy. But yeah, people stands on its own. You hear about like jes rags and stuff. So I was just like, oh no, she probably thinks because I was always just a tissue cleenex guy, Like just why then wouldn't you that was my mirror kind of guy. Then I came, and then I came so much at my mirror to the point that it

looked like it was fine. I thought you're gonna say, I think it came so much on your mirror that it began to look like you my mirror became me whatever on your mirror. The the cleaning that up you don't. You don't clean up. You come on it to the point that it coats over. So then the is yet again reflects that almost laminated exactly exactly. Okay, that's why you g cards I didn't put him plasts that came on

him so much that it was laminated. That is insane. Here you get those amazing you take it too, like some like card shop and they're like, hey, can you how much is this worth? And they put them in their microscope and they see sperm. They're still very alive. They're still very alive. He goes, sir, this is this is did you come on these? It's like almost exclusively you're playing games. You look, you

have some of the other person's deck. Whenever you want to start the mac you're like and he's like, this guy pretends it's just back of my tongue that you have a large spurm. Like he's trying to make the Christmas cut out and that's so gross. You you go, you go. He's appraising them and ship and like he acts like he's disgusted. You leave, you know, go take a look around and this motherfucker is just going to town. You come back, you come back, and it's just it's just the

card only where is my compass, my laminate? Where's my come lamit? It will uh, you know, to be able to actually appraise and they just come all over his face. He's like, well, he looks like it looks like a squidword No, it is Patrick. In that episode he eat the chocolate. I don't exactly know what happened? He looks like he ate of mine. I don't know, man, I think there was a combandit or something. But uh, come glob your bubble. That's crazy.

That bubbles like a million generations. That bubble, that's all them, would have cured cancer. That's good. That section of that bubble would have solved the world hunger. Yep, that's crazy. And the other one would have caused the Second Holocaust. Another one definitely Hitler times yeah, Hitler times five. That is so charism. He's his charisma checks off the persuasion twenty every time, plus thirteen to like, yo, this guy's not going into the

forties. Dice rolls, Dice rolls. The dye goes up the twenties, getting up the forty forty easily. I got a one that puts me at thirty eight. That is fucking insane. That guy never loses anything. Literally, I'm playing d D right now with my with another group of my friends who have like everybody's level ten. One guy has a plus fourteen to persuasion and I'm like, bro, don't do no fuck shit man, And he was like, what do you mean? It's like, do not no ship

with women? You have to lease. You have to Yeah, no, the point what's the point of playing if you don't can you can? You can convince people ship, but don't like, why don't you get him dressed? You're gonna promably get naked form me right nowty two. It's just an analog clock. Caress those boobies. I want her to punch herself in a Labia thirty two like fire liable talent. He has a less than a tent. It's a thirty two sided die and every number is thirty two. Every

number that's it's like it's like a bunch of umber. Then it's four twenties on there, it's like one, two, three, four five at sixteen, twenty, twenty, twenty, thirty eighth, thirty eight for thirty eight, You're like, why did you? Why is that there? Spice things up and it's fucking upsetting, getting freaky in this game? Yeah, I mean real freaking. I'd play with that, dude, I would not Why you don't want to? He's too honest. He's too honest of a representation

of the of the group that would play that. Yeah, I mean it's too it's like a dark reflection. It's like this is what you could be if you fell a little bit further. I mean, my own party already is really fucked up. Like Lily's character robs everybody, like actually, like, that's not a bullgarden. It's bad because she does violent robberies. What do you mean you can use her magic for people to sleep? She's like, no, I want to fight that guy, and it's like that's a

regular commoner's just I want I want him. I want him to get beat up. I don't want to kill him. I want to cut it forced off and shove it up his nose. I don't want to kill him, though, why would you do that to something? Like? What does that prove are robbed it? You can't do it. I want to get it forth. I want to get a real dull, dull knife with a sharp tip though the rest of it's dull. I want to anchor it off.

That's yeah, all right, Well I want to shove his I want to shove my knee up his asshole and spin real fast while slowly opening my leg till at the point it's fully extended. Oh look like that, though, she gets told him too, what are you actually what are you talking to? Play? D and D. You roll well for some bullshit reason always I don't know why you're well, let's go play Crapston, Let's go to the tables. That's the thing. It's like if I try to do it,

it really happens in games that I begrudgingly play. So if you do that, you'll end up like owing your life. I will, I will be shot to death in that casino. They will unleash whatever. Like I don't know the casino wars do you have that you have that casino war beats kind of make this callous that makes sense. It's fucking weird thinking about but you have the the gambling it or no a gam No. I don't like

it really like I don't. I don't like. I like casinos as like a like I like, I like the imagery of it, like there's something like casino, Like I like wandering your casino and drinking and a casino there's something cool about it. But like I don't. I don't care really at all about like the games, and I don't have the itch for like I played card games, and being a card game play you have you have to have it to buy the cards and open a pack. But I think you

have to have the I don't want to do that every Yeah. I think the only way regular people on average will get the itch is if they had a lot of exposed uh yeah, disposed one come even that even that well, because it's it's fun. It's fun to do if you don't mind losing money, because they're designed for you to be down right yeah, like you have to invest a certain amount of money to either recover it or actually hit big. So the idea of me doing that, I feel like I would

hit big like three times, and on that I would get killed. They would kill me. I think gambled in my head would just be like ow and yeah. The fucking the casino, fucking rifles that are just on the ceilings, they're just there. And then they see someone winning too good and then it just points to and like dog Millionaire when they take him in the back like you're cheating, is like, I'm not. I don't watch Indian stuff. It's a silent it's a silent gun too. It's Indians. It's

like a silence. I don't watch Indians at all periods. I've never seen anything with an Indian crazy Indians. It just make me really mad. In fact, I don't watch anything I've never seen. And you were we were just you he ran a synopsis. He didn't you guys like the Indians are Indians. I just had three times and forgets in the fucking podcast. I'm a I feel like I'm probably I probably am a gamble, just not with money. Yeah, I mean I feel like I gambled with my life.

I gambled with my piece. I like going wrong just in the women and hoping they don't get pregnant. Let me risk, let me risk my piece. This week, I found out my sperms like a little fucked up, and I was so happy. I was like, no, no, wonder, why don't have kids? Dude? You found out your sperms a little fucked up? My sperms a little well. I don't know if it's always been that way, but like I I got some, Like I need to look it up because every time I talk about it, I don't remember what

it's called. It's like an angular, it's like no hooked, hooked. I got some. I got some. I think they think I had some trauma to my uh my tube stuff that's like going on next attached to my balls and I was like, I don't know, I've never been kicked in the ball like I literally you avoid avoided that shicking the ball so hard.

I fucking woke up later. I used to ride my bike a ton, so I think maybe I fucked them up that way because I used to do nineteen miles round trips to work and then, uh, that is insane eighteen I used to Uh, I used to do twenty eight miles because I'd ride to the beach and back. He's so tired when you get home. It felt. It was the greatest feeling though you get thee the cardio high. I was amazing because also the sun just beat being at the beach. So

I'll ride there fourteen miles. Uh, just soak and soak in there and just get it and getting crispy. I started to get fucking dark, dude, and then I'll ride back. It was It's basically the complete opposite of how I feel right now, because I feel like shit. I feel like like I got kicking the ball so hard that I threw up. Yeah it happened, Yeah, instantly, the bottom was already right here. It was. It was very little delay. It was so bad. My god,

I remember the reason. Yeah, thank god, I know I didn't do anything to deserve it, that it was actually out of nowhere. I'll definitely kicking the ball by girls. And girls they don't gauge it. They killed because guys they're like, all right, like my brain's not gonna let me kill humanity too hard, so let me gauge it. But girls are just

like girls don't understand you. Girls hating back their foot light like you're playing turning into future right now, just thinking about that ship, Like I'm like, did he be with me? Dread that it's super it's super bood. Just women had shades on dreads. Women don't deserve it, we hear all. Goddamn dad. Honestly, I wonder how suck up some women? I wonder how long if you just kept going like what we just kept going. Let's see how long we can really we can do that one day and then

tell you what. We'll have one camerangle for that one Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, they get an eight hour podcasting we need. We could probably go for a very very long time. You have to go live for that. We would go live and we would just record us just kind of shooting the ship. Oh yeah, we could not live because that would fuck whoever's gilt be wrong. We get we get a we got to get compensator for that, dude, goddamn. We get some who has PayPal.

We do PayPal donations, but that at the twenty five dollars year. Yeah. Yeah, like our eight hour podcast eighty five dollars year. Bro, it would be funny to just like as like kind of like a almost like a sacred Simple's joke to just kind of like have a show that is twice as long as that long show. Yeah, I mean, and it's about nothing. No topic is not even a joke. I feel you guys do have it our podcast, No are you long? The longest I think that

we've done was like like twenty seven by twenty seven hours. I did an eleven hour streams like I'm gonna read the Bible. I'm gonna read the Bible in reverse through a mirror. That's so fucking dumb. Oh my god. So he fin and then puts a monocle. He's like in the beginning, God have it. That's crazy. Last page first, Yeah, the last

page first. It's gonna it'll be the most to story. So you like read it like so like I don't know what it says that the end is that that the end of the Bible is at the end of the Bible, that says the spin is So then you got to like open it knows the credits and it's the Bible. God at the end of it says Stanos will return, that is what. So you have to just read backwards. So it made zero sense exactly, so return will Thanos knitturb and something like that.

You have to read it like yeah, no, he's reading it in jail. Like were like if you reverse the entire stream, it would be like just reading the bag. I don't think that's ever been done before. No, I mean we could be. We could do it, that's not we could pioneer it. I did. I literally just found my Holy Bible from ninety four. I have a Bible from ninety four, and I was like, look this dumb thing. I like stealing Bibles from hotels. It is cool. I'm started to notice that a lot of hotels are stopped.

They stopped putting Bibles, and people get people like they kept stealing. I definitely had sex one time. It came on a Bible. A lot that is I feel like that's crazy. You weren't going to come that much. And he saw the Bible and you came way more. I was like, oh man, that juice holes in his hands. And then it started. The Bible started glowing. They started rotating around you like all the card So that's the secret. It's amazing dark metamorphosis. I come on to buy one.

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something. Yeah, she left, and everybody made fun of him because, uh, well people, I think he sucks. I mean, he definitely has some moments. I mean I just think that, like it's just not It's not sustainable, man, It's not sustainable, especially if you're trying to do like, oh I'm I'm a fucking caveman, but like I have cloud, So I'm gonna be with these fucking women that clearly don't actually like me.

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he's a he's he is just the average. He's so average in a way that I'm like, all right, dude, you're gonna get these all these girls that are like conventionally attractive, that are like, you know, like they right, but let's that's also not just let's also not pretend like that's not a lot of I mean, most most most hot people are hot because

they, like you know, they're covered in fucking makeup and ship. Well if the thing I would say that you can say, you can say that about like you can probably say that about like most famous women, but like the male actors, they don't cake on the makeup. They're just like they use they use makeup, but it's just you know, highlighting attributes, not to the point where they look different, like it's a clown makeup. Right.

What I'm saying is that the disparity between their their level of like natural attractiveness is probably not really as steep as it seems, because like women just try more. Yeah, yeah, I just think that. I just think there's there's very beautiful people out there naturally without like say, say Scarlett Johansson, I think without makeup you've seen I think she's a very attractive person,

and there's a lot of you know, but is absolutely gorgeous. And but I just I just think that like doing that whole that you're skipping so many steps. Yeah, like you're skipping way too many steps. I'm like destiny, Like as uh, you know, I'm not even talking about any of the sh I don't care about that. Get somebody that you could fucking get if you weren't famous, brother, Like, that's the only way it's gonna

die. Man, that's that's that's before you got So get someone who's like on your level as far as like she's cool as fuck, not like, oh she's a hot booby streamer or whatever. The fuck. Yeah, you don't marry those men. Come on, brother, to marry them and give me an open relationship. Come onst I care about his video. The video, That's what I'm talking about. Man. He has some good takes.

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