#222: Sween is DYING

Hey, look he's a little dead mean. Alrighty, alrighty, alrighty, alrighty. Welcome, welcome, welcome, We're gonna start tank podcasts. Sweeny's dying. Yeah, we just found out. We just found out before the show. Very lame in my opinion, that he's dying. But I mean, you know, it is what it is. I can tell if you're watching the video. Time is for Pussys. Yes, Kis has Yeah, it's true. Kings has gray hair, which means he's obviously on his way

out. He's got one foot in the grave. I've also had grad since I was seventeen, so I mean that's seventeen. I don't believe it. I feel like I have a lot of I have a lot of footage saved up of you. I have like terrbiites of footage saved up with you. Dude, if you look, if you actually picked into any of the footage, I have a gray hair throughout all of it, Dude, I have has a progressively gotten grace since then. You can argue that's all you want.

It's all you want. My people that know me when you're coming here right now says I've had gray hair since she's known me. I don't know, bro, since my whole life. D I think about twenty thirteen. I've been stocking up footage on you and i've never well, first of all, I met you in twenty fifteen, so a huge problem. I met your twenty sixteen actually took problem seventeen or something, but the huge problem already.

But I still have footage of you from all the way back then, nonetheless, And don't ask me how I got it, but I have it, and I did not. I've examined you closely. I've examined you in the shower while you were wearing sneakers and did not see any grays. I'm so afraid. I'm so afraid I were speakers of this shower. That's such a sad person. Man. Yeah, you definitely you definitely have more gray hair than you used to, like a dead what I'm saying, yes,

feels like it because you know I know that. I know that. I know that because I've edited you in high definition and I and I and I noticed that it's the first. It might not be that much more, but it's more. It's you know, Kingston, you're telling me it might be

more. Apparently it might be more apparent at this moment. That's what you're probably saying, may more apparent at this moment, because there's I have not had more gray hair for years, because I know because every time I get my hair cut and it grows back, I literally check and it's gray. Here in the same like eight or nine places, kings gray hair on the sides. I have no gray hair on my face. I'm always telling gray hair like right here, like right on the top of my head. I've

always had it. No but no, but Kingsid, you're telling me that you don't have at least one more singular gray hair that you used to your very well likely may you know you're using you're using the very literal definition of this now, I very likely may have one gray hair on my definition I've

used. I'm using language as it's intended to be used. There's no like literally, yes, she's in the most literal sense now, So yes, where we con see the conversation, it's gonna be a literal conversation from this moment on. We're not gonna switch back to the hypotheticals, which you tend to do in conversationally. I may have one or two more gray hairs in the last several years of having gray hairs. It's not may you simply must

because that's how time some people. Some people just gray and they stop because I had a lot because I grade up when I was like, when I worked at Duncan is when I really noticed I was getting gray hair. I was like nineteen years old. That's when I really stopperly noticed. And then I told my grandma and she was like, King said, you had gray hair since you were like seventeen. And I was like, huh. She was like, hey, you've had grey hair for a while. Dude.

Yeah, but Kings, you just said objectively not true. You just said something that's objectively not true. People don't just stop, Greg, That's just not true. People don't that's not Yes, that literally Chris, Yes, you great. Yeah, but I have not grayed very much in these last like twelve years of me having gray hair. I'm not saying. I'm not

saying, but you've graded more. I guess it's not noticeably more. Somebody who's edited high definition footage of you for many, many years, Chris, I can tell you my girlfriend who has been close up on me for years of our relationship hasn't. I said that my hair has been like this for pretty much and obviously, yes, the strands have probably graded more down to the route. Yes, technically you're right. Maybe one or two have appeared on my back, arms, legs or somewhere else, but my hair has

not noticeably gotten gray hair. This is the first time you guys are bringing up I think, But I don't know why you're being so defensive about it. That's what's so confusing. On the podcast, I've mentioned my hair is gray many times. I mentioned my hair. Is the fact that I have gray hair. I've had it for years. I don't remember any I mean, look, I'm not saying that you don't have just why I even asked That's what I was saying, is there is there lit in your hair is

gray? Because it seems way more noticeable now. And what I would say is, I mean, when I'm more stressed, I there's more gray. I have three grays right now, one on each side and then one right here, and like it's it's so you have to be in physically in my presence to notice it. And I'm always wearing a hat, so you probably would never see the side one. But I only really notice them popping out. Is when I'm like extra stressed, where it's more of a stress thing

for me than it just being like genetic. And I'm wondering since I'm noticing it more on you, and so is Chris. Obviously, that's why this whole thing's happening. Is there more stress in your life? Is the question. I mean, I've gained more responsibility to might evers, I've gotten older, so yes. But when I first got my grades, I was kind of just like, I don't I'm trying to smoke weed and fucked girls. Like it wasn't really a lot of stress that I just got grays. Well,

I'm worrying about smoking weed. Where you're gonna get your weed and where and how you're gonna get the girls? Was that stressing you out? Imagine? I'm not really like, man, where am I going to get my weed? Where am I gonna get my weed? Oh? Man? This is like, so you have a full breakdown in the middle of my dunkin Donuts I'm working. I have a breakdown about getting pussy, and everybody's like,

you'll calm down, You'll get pussy, calm down. I don't have I don't have gray on my head at all, I have I have, I have gray. I have one gray on my on my beard. But that's it that i've that I've found. And that's like coming gone randomly. You used to come here all the time and it stopped, and now I have one in the middle. But you can't see it. It's too it's too like blended in. You know, I have to it doesn't face.

I don't. I don't fully understand the science of that. I do understand how gray hair can just be there and then just decide to not be gray anymore. That's that's I will say. It was weird. So I used to have alopecia when I was in elementary school, and when the hair would be trying to, yeah, whether it would be trying to grow back, it was weird because it would be like a yeah, thanks guys. It would be like a like a peach fuzzy thing. But then and then it

would also look kind of gray, so it was weird. Like say, when you're an old man, you get kind of grayish hair that's mixed in with your darker hair, and the same thing happens when you're first getting hair too, right, but a lot of that process happens while you're in the the womb, I guess. So it was weird seeing that on my fucking on the back of my head and uh yeah, shout out to uh what was that bitch name? Uh Jada Jada Smith? Right? I would kick

it for sure, I think I think, yeah you would. I would kick it like I wouldn't. Look. Adult should be pushed if they have alopecia, but like kids, I wouldn't touch Adults should be pushed if they have alopecia, just shoving adults. Don't you agree that Jada Pikett Smith should be should be pushed? Didn't the time of person. I think Will deserves one free punch on her. I more than agree with that. That is free punch on the judge. Should like that should be court mandated that she

should get at least one good uppercut to the job. If Will wants to Will gets one free punch. That's the way what it is. If Will would like to puncher one time, we should be able to do it. That'd be sick. I feel like he won't. I feel like he's not that kind of guy. He wouldn't do it. The kind of guy dude, have you heard he's he's the most is he the most cu like famous

person? And in the way that she wrote memoirs shitting on him. She's done so many things, red table talks, just diar ring all over this guy. And he's still no no defense, no push, He's like, yeah, just yeah, she's great. You know, her pussy is amazing and I love her because his wife that's why have his children, and I think that's why he's like trying to not be rude. But at the same time, it's like, damn, well, you like a fine line though between like, like, you, bro, I don't think, I don't

I just don't think. I just don't think you should ever engage in just respecting your child from your children's mother, you should never engage in. But at the same time, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be getting shouldn't be getting treated the way he's getting treated. But at the same time, you wouldn't stop if he actually stood up for himself, don't you think you would?

You think usually bully stop when you stand up to them. You know, like she's being a bully, and like if you just slap her a little bit, you know, you just slap her a few times. I think you'll probably stop just a little bit, starts growing hair again, you know what I mean, Like maybe she needs a little bit of that. That fucking crazy just awakens the hair follicles because it's such a tense slap, you know how, you know how you know insane that is, because that's just

can't happen, that cannot happen. But it can beat up a bald old man. He'll have dreads possible with will Smith, anything possible, man like he he he took all of it because it's true. It's isn't it so obvious that him being mad at Jada, he took it out on Chris Rock, Like I think that's so obvious. I think it was a parent to everybody, like he knows, he's like he loves it. He wished he

could turn the rage on her. But I think she would actually murder him, like like literally, I think she has the ability of the capacity to you know, slip something in his drink while you sleeping or you know what I mean. Well, like you know how like some people have like a

glass of water next to themselves while they're sleeping or whatever. And then she would just put some like I don't know, alopecia follicles in there or whatever the fuck that is, and somehow drinks in his his the insides are stripped away, because I think that's all it works, Like say, whatever it

touches, it just it strips away anything. And so the alopechie on the head strips away the hair, and if you put alip pisia in the stomach, it will strip away all the lining and then acid will eat away all his organs. I can't believe I've heard you say that. That's crazy. That's crazy. Like I'm listening to you because I think it's important to hear

people speak, but like, damn, that's crazy. You know. I feel like I can confidently tell this to a lot of people and they be like, yeah, that makes sense, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Everyone that believes you got you gotta shoot them right afterwards. You can't let you gotta like I get it, Yeah, you shot

them in the gut, dude. That's what I thought about. I watched the Alex The Truth Versus Alex Jones at HBO documentary, and that is exactly how I feel about the people that Alex Jones convinced, like it's so the the the when you when it's like packaged to you, and really you're so fucking baffled, and how you don't even have to try to convince people. You don't have to do anything. The kids are nothing happened, And I'm

like, but literally all the evidence of it happening is there. They the kids are fake as such a wild like that is so crazy if you were if you really take that statement and boil it down to like what he's saying, it is truly insane that because it's people, because people understand the people

can't coordinate. People are I think people vastly overestimate, like the the cooperative abilities of human beings when engaged in conspiracy theories, Like I really think we overestimate like our ability to get away with something, and like craft are really meaningful and important and and consistent narrative. So the idea that they were like, all right, we're gonna pay like what hundreds of parent to pretend to have had kids, and then like how how much Okay, let's let's entertain

this for a second. How much money would you accept to go along with something like that for the rest of your life. You have to do this. I could not do the rest of your life. You have to do this, by the way, I could not until you die. There's see the problem is See that's the thing right there. No amount of money is worth me having to pretend to live a regular life, like in the way

that if these people are actors, if they're all actors. And I feel so bad for one of the parents because he just had he what ruined his life was letting out a nervous laughter before he did a press conference the day after. He wanted to talk about the event and his daughter. He was like, I want to talk about this, and this will be a way for all the fucking vultures that keep harassing him at at his house trying to call him, trying to get interviews. He's like, gonna put his press

conference out and then I'm gonna be done with this shit. And right before he went out, he let out a nervous laughter and then he started doing the thing. And that was the smoking gun proof that he was a fake actor that he learned let out and nervous. I was like, gee, dude, the amount of nervous that this is the most normals my heart that breaks my literally hunted him for over a decade, and he's like, Bro, people come up to me, I was in a random city across the

state, and people like you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. I'm like, holy fuck that crazy. That's so weird though, because it implies that the people who like really it implies that the people who are angry at him just don't understand how laughter works. It's not that I feel like giving them that much is too much. I feel like this man, these people like no one lies about like that really often. You know, like like there

was that one family that killed their daughter and they lied about it. I forgot their names. They were in South Park, I forgot. But the was a balloon There was a balloon boy people too who had like so stupid yeah, yeah, yeah it does. It doesn't. And the idea that you would you would get that many people in the same vicinity to go along with the exact same story, it's just it's just so insane, like yeah

yeah they did. Yeah, It's just so silly. It's just like, why would you even it's and also I think it's like people have like this really miscalculated idea of how of how difficult it would be to do something like that, Like that's the whole thing with nine to eleven, right, I was like, oh, it's like, well, how could it must be like it must be the government, because like how how could how could anybody? It must be so difficult to hijack a plane, And it's like it's

not really not at that point, not at that time. Yeah, it's very fucking easy. It is some people for me at any well, that though plenty actually like it's well, like a lot of planes are hijacked before nine to eleven. This is nothing that I don't know, Like I guess, like, yeah, with that, I guess I meant with that specific mission, you have my missions of mine to hijack the plane and fly somewhere specifically other than just being schizo's doing crazy ship. But you know, yeah,

people can't. People usually oh god, you would be made charge. The motherfucker try to eat them, you god, damn it, damn it, damn it. Window the day the day of the day of your sitting in your chair, you like you look at the window, you see that, you see that, you see the sky on New York getting like really really close, and you're like oh, damn it, it's nine to eleven. Damn it, some weird singularity happens and it's like, wait, did

you just break the timeline? Plans used to be all the time. Plans used to be hijacked all the time. And what it would what would happen is like they would it would usually be like you take me to fucking Cuba or something, or like take me to fucking Peru or like. It would

be like it would be like a redirect is what it would be. And then they would just redirect, and then they would be like and it would be like, oh well if you and they would be like, if you don't redirect, the plane will kill one person in the in the cabin every however so often. So now if that happens, by the way, if you're playing somehow miraculous, it gets hijacked because now every plane is kind of built specifically with protocols in mind to keep this from happening. Ever again,

which is why I think the security thing is fucking annoying. It's like, let me go through security without taking all my shit off, Like it's just fucking annoying. The planes are already like perfect except for boeings which are falling

apart out of the sky, but they're you know what's crazy. But yeah, one quick thing, they will if if you're in the cabin and they're killing you and they're threatening, it's like, hey, we're gonna kill one person every time, for every every ten minutes until we redirect to fucking wherever the terrorists want to go. You're just gonna die, like they're just gonna let them kill you. Now they don't read, they don't read what were

you gonna say? Or they land early, they land prematurely wherever they're gonna land, and then cops come in and slaughter you. Slaughter because the pilot's door is bulletproof. The pilot's door is bulletproof. You can't get in there if you do know, if they don't want you in there, you're not getting in there anymore. So yeah, I actually do now to think of it, I have no idea like the uh how they well, so was there okay? So as far as like the black boxes, I know there

were something about black boxes couldn't be found or something. Uh is there a way that they knew because I know some people were I'm trying to think of all the conspiracy theories. Now it's all starting to swirl in my head of what people have problems with, because people were saying, oh, how come some of them were able to talk on cell phones when that's not usually possible, blah blah blah. Like I don't fucking care about all that ship,

like that is so unimportant to me. But I know that there's things about what happened. I literally don't know about any of that stuff, you know, like say, exactly how they the process of hijacking and how they got in the cockpit and took control. Are you guys were Well, the reality is it's just that I think they had box cutters, is what I remember.

But the reality is, the reality is it's just like before nine to eleven, it just was not difficult at all, like any individual way, Yeah of course, yeah, but like the in the same way, how did Blood not take his draw his gun out and just piece him up? It was not the same. It's it's not the same, Like it's everything everything is different now, everything like changed a lot of things like having error

marshals and all this ship exactly. Yeah, and it's it's just one of these it's it's the reality is just as easy to It is as easy to hijack a plane and derail it as it is for you currently to hijack a bus. It really is. It is not. It is not hard at all. I guess hijacked would be. I mean, it's infinitely easier in the sense that like if you're I'll put it this way, if you're on

a James and you just stopped right. What I'm saying, what I'm what I'm saying is like, if you were on a plane, it is as easy to hijack that plane as it is to hijack a bus, if you were on a bus, or as it used to be. It used to be they used to let kids. They used to let kids into the cockpit. We were just talking about that in the airplane movie, where like the

that's based on real ship people. Is that like, yeah, Sonny, while they're like grounded though, was that not while they I don't think when they did that, No, in the in the air when I did that, I remember, I remember I did that when I when I was like six. I think, yeah, I did that. I think it was a flight to Puerto Rico, Florida, one of those two and I got that's how we got my wings or whatever. You remember, they used to give you wings when you were a kids. They used to give you this

if you were not for blacks. It's probably not for blacks. Probably not yea, because he'll learn too much and he'll try to progress his community and nobody they're gonna get out of here. Look at here's the ki just learning. He's like, I'm actually curious if anybody, if anybody else remembers this when they were kids, like wings. That was insane. It sounds insane that they let you in the cockpit. To me, that's what you're saying this right now. My brain is like, are you sure, connection,

I'm sure. He didn't like point a gun. He like he thought he thought like he had an Asian pilot and he was like Vietcong. And then he fucking like was like, oh many fucking pointed gun. The egal to this fucking aging guy's head in a fucking cockpit, cry please please bro. It's the level of the level of trust we used to have. Man, the level of trust we used to have. It just like a like all this efforts, it's it's just it was so light, it's so it was

easy. Too, like not just to get to the gate, to get through security at the airport used to be. I remember it being way quicker to get through sure, like those security was a breeze. I remember that being. The funny thing is, there's some UH airports that are smaller that are virtually how it was back then, I would assume, because when I go to those giant international airports, it's pretty disastrous. A lot of times

not enough people, and some of them are fucking weird. I've been like, even me, I can't imagine being a hot chick because even me, I've been molested a handful of times. And I'm like, well, yeah, and imagine imagine, because you know, these guys are scumbacks. It's it comes to the territory, you get it. There's a specific job that requires touching people. Freaks are gonna get that job. It's just like, oh, I get to be fucking in charge of kids, I'm gonna be

a youth pastor and fucking rape them like this is what they do. They flock to those jobs. So these imagine being this hot, big booby fucking bitch standing in line. Of course, they're getting searched, and of course they're getting fucking touched in a properly. If my bomb ass gets touched, I'm like, dude, motherfucker, oh sorry, i gotta run my fucking hands inside your shorts. And I'm like, can you change your fucking gloves at least pussy, Like there's probably crabs all over that ship. He was

annoyed that I even said that, like he's a inconvenienced tim. Oh, I'm so sorry that I want you to touch me with gloves. They're touching everybody else with you, fucking freak. God damn man, but that's not everybody. To be fair, fair, I have only been checked twice in my life, and each time I've been checked, I've had on me.

He checked, I've had like weed or something on me, so like they usually they usually put me out at the right time, but like I never you know, you know the thing that's crazy though, I've definitely a million percent gotten on a plane through security with like something that I definitely shouldn't have. Something you shouldn't have on everybody, especially women. The purses. The amount of times oops, like this fucking knife that's like as big as their

arm is, just in their shotguns. It's like huh god, how many times? How many times do you remember like flying with your with your parents and your your dad had like you know, some grenades or anything or any like, Uh, you know, I don't have parents. That's true. Yeah, that's true. I'm talking about I'm trying to. I'm really in the way that it's it is now cannon that Lily drinks piss. I really want Chris's dad to be like a fucking war vet with PTSD, but Chris

won't accept it. You never noticed, im. My dad's not weird. People remember his coming in for this house and because his dad has his knee on his throat, he's fucking floiding his Asian friend. Your dad's like, don't worry. They can breathe along in a normal humans. They trust me. It's ten minutes. Frends still alive somehow. Look I told you, I told you. I told you to be vietcom man. Oh man, that's good ship. So anybody wants to clips you, guys, anybody and

you stare at the sun at all. No, I couldn't. I couldn't give a fuck about it. I would you care if it was total like in your end, like if if you were in the if you were in the path of the total eclipse, would you care? No, my big, I don't think. I I just don't clips to the sun already? Is that it? Big? I think? The thing for me is it's like every time I every time I blinkets an eclipse, so like, what the fuck do I care if the moon does it? I mean, like

the do I care? Like what do I like? That's who cares? That is magnificently minimizing. You know. Every time I have a bad day, it's not living to me, you know, Like I guess I have absolutely, I have absolutely I have definitely had days in my life that are worse than nine to eleven. For sure. This is for sure. I love that. I love that. That is so awful. But I love it that is so diminutive off something else happening. No, I don't know.

It's the thing to me about the eclipse is like it's just like this happens all the time, kind of so like not that hart because it Yeah, I mean, but see this, that's why I mean, I guess. And here's the argument. I think this is why people are so egotistical. Where As I've gotten older, I've given less of a funk about my birthday each year because it happens every year. It doesn't feel like anything special to me, and I don't try to take that away from anybody else to

be like they want to celebrate it every day. But I also feel like, well, look at how important people feel this day is compared to something that may happen, like say in people's area the next time, say in the certain path that's gonna happen. The total eclipse is gonna be people are

gonna be dead. It's not gonna happen in their path anymore as far as the total eclipse, And I feel like that's kind of cool, but like, you know it, but like if if if it's not if if the total clips isn't in your area and it's just a little piece, like yeah, I also agree, like who gives a flying fuck about that because it's not really even You get to be outside in the middle of the day and all of a sudden, it looks like fucking Dark Souls three or some ship.

You know, like that might be pretty cool, but barring that, like, oh, get out a piece of paper and you can see the little corner that's cut out on the roof the fucking shadow. I don't care. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like you can't even really you can't even look at the coolest part of it. Yeah, yeah, you get So to me, I was just like, oh, it's a thing that I can't even really see, so like you can't even get out there.

Get that. I'd boldly walk out there and stare at it. It's not like you, guys to Trump, Trump stared at the eclipse recently in the last like this, That's what I'm saying, the last eclipse, which was

recent enough for President Trump to stare at it. So to me, I'm just thinking like, oh, this kind of happens like relatively often, so like whatever, there's different because the moon, I know, in front of the sun plenty of times, but as far as just a total eclipse is rare, and then you only get a little small like like if you got to see it started off and say North America, like Mexico got some of it, Texas and all the you know a lot of those shitty areas they

got it dark literally, not the like it would have been if I would have cared, I would have been outside anticipating it. If it was going to be total in our area, Like if New York it would have been cool, because in New York it gotten proper dark, like it got dark for a few moments. And yeah, but like, yeah, so I didn't I completely, I didn't notice a goddamn thing. I just I looked

at a couple of pictures. I my god, that's cool, I guess, but I just like through it. I heard so every time a people don't understand how much of most religions, and particularly Christianity, is based off of fucking pagan lunar shit, like say, even we're talking about we're talking about Easter recently, and how a lot of surprisingly a lot of people who celebrate Easter or worship though whatever, they have no idea how it works,

and they somehow gaslight themselves and the thinking Easters on March thirty first every year just because that's Transvisibility Day or whatever trans day of visibility. And since it fell on the same day this year, they freaked out saying, I can't believe Biden did this, And I'm like, Nigga Obama was in office when it was a thing, literally two thousand and nine, that's when it happened, and Easter is a different day every fucking year because it's a lunar holiday.

People have no idea how any of this shit works, but they're so obsessed with this lunershit that a bunch of fucking doomsday people said the g was coming back. Uh so what it was the eighth So Jesus was coming back.

Obviously he didn't come back. And this was cool because I got to hear stories of people selling all their ship, maxing out their credit cards, giving out fat tips to other people in like biblical numerical ways, like here's seven hundred and seventy seven dollars tip, you know, like that, because obviously they think Jesus coming back and then they're gonna be gone and they're hoping all the well it is it. It's like and that Jewish nigga's never coming

back. That nigga if he if he, if he is real, he's never coming back. Niggas zombie like a real magic is it real? Like I wish it was speaking of a speaking of the Jews, speaking the Jews, enthusiasm, very enthusiasm is finale just uh they the final episode? What did he do? What did he do? This episode? Like what he like, did he blow off his head? Did he finally this episode, did he like did he say the N word? Five times? So like what, No, it's it's very good. I will say it's very it's

a very good they did a good job. Boom boom. Just that's the way to end the show. Just blow your head off, just like. It doesn't matter the context of the show. Even if like Steve and Blues Clues when he left, you should have just blew his head off right there in front of the screen and has tradition if that was the tradition of house shows ended regardless like no matter what, no matter. That's the last episode of Cheers, the last episode of sein Fell, the last episode of Fucking

Fairly Odd Parents. In the last episodeis Thrones in the Past, someone takes new modern shoddy out and John Snow's like that, you know, John snows steam and he's like for the wall and the whole back of this and jump that's that's I would love that. I would you know, you know that that ship was already ruined, but I would ruin it more. I would have the dragon and be like, no, John, don't like I would have the dragons and then he blows his own head off, chin, please

my nigga, and he kills himself, please my niggae. I would would that? Okay? Would that redeemed the season for you? No? No, Derek? If the dragon Drogon who is black says before Choceno airs himself out with a shot of modern day shotgun, I'm like, what, that's crazy? And then the dragon's like a ship, nigga, damn not again? And then and then it just ends, and uh, what's it? Denarius is Uh, she's she's still cooling. She's that that other ship didn't

happen, And uh, yeah, you don't think that would that? That being so fucking like just wild, that was so stupid. It comes around and it's kind of brilliant. You're like, you know what, all right? It is so crazy? How little of gay with throats? I know, man, it is. It's I it's good man, It's wild, how little like I don't think I could guess even a fraction of what that show is, do you? Uh? Yeah? Do you know who King Jeoffrey is? I think he's like a he's like he's like a blonde guy

that everybody hates, right, Like everybody hates him. Okay, it's good because he's like that, right, I think, I think because he's like gay gay, because he's not gay enough. That's actually you're close and they're like you are ignoring the shaft and balls and they're very upsetting. He only looks, he only looks the shaft, but he doesn't lead us a look into it. But yeah, licking though you won't gag up. All I know. All I know is that use it quite the licking. All I

know is that that Tyrian is really short. And that's it. That's all that is the extent of my Game of Thrones knowledge, genuinely, sincerely is that Tyrian is short. And I don't even know if that's odd? Is that is Tyrian? What is? What's tan is about? That's all I know. Well, Tyrian is like I think he's two one. I think he's not too fucking one in your mind? Crazy? You understand? How to you understand how short two feet is? My dog? I think? Is mad? My dog is two one standing up, I think, And

that's a small dogs, not your dog's not what's standing up? One is really short? Like that is like crazy? Is that probably like one? Six? You know? One is like this tall. It's like a fucking new board. Would say, how you wanted to this? How close to the ground? How close to the ground are you sitting? Where that's from my from my desk, where where my desk is? Like right here, I am actually I like laying down the boy from the floor. Somebody shrink

a roller and put it next to my hands. Maybe I would say, this is about this is Terry and Lanister right here, that's not so crazy. Stand on people's hands, even just people figure out he'd be like on their hands and be like, Lord, Denis, I'm going to make a joke right now, and I'm going to get drunk his guest. I think that was there. That was they're saying, that's some big I don't know. I don't think. I don't think that's a show. I'll ever get

to really really watch it because it is. I think. I think when it's peak, it is objectively BESTO ever watched in my life. I think it's good, like I think like people like people that watch Breaking like Breaking Bad is really good. But the characters in Game of Thrones are so insanely well, like Jamie Lanister is such a good character, it's insane it's like, this is a really fucking well written character. This nigga sucks, but

he is amazing. Sucks. He's a monster, but he's he's very complicated though he's also he was he was a he was labeled. He didn't even have a chance to not be a monster. So he leaned into being a monster, like immediately because of like his his title of which you know him as in the beginning, and so like he kind of leaned into that title,

if you know what I mean. You find out that he like he did what he did out of genuine care for the Yeah, like it was the right thing to do, but he's still paid the price in being labeled what he was labeled. It's really it's it's insane for him by himself. He's worth watching the show, I think for just Jamie, for Jamie and early Tyrian, I think the watching if you like soft Wieners incest people that are infuriating, but also but in a very well written way, like because

that's really how that's when you know you have a good character. When you write someone like this person sucks so bad and you're like, damn, I'm

really drawn into this ship. That's when that's when I know I'm watching something good, or or since I didn't read the books before, when you think you know what's gonna happen, it's so good because when you think you know what's gonna happen, it's so not Like I remember my jaw dropping at the end of the I think, well towards the end of the first season,

because what you thought, wasn't you? So you know, I don't want to spoil anything for so for some people that may watch it, a lot of people that come on, I'm sorry, Yeah, you gotta get to it. At least watch the fucking complete season four and then you can fuck off, like at least what the hell I would I would recommend more, but I would say a lot of people kind of checked out after that. What the hell happened this time? Season three is where it changes a lot.

Season three where things become very different because I read the books after Book three and season three are like very close, and then at the end of season three they're completely different from each other. What happened? Did George R. Martin Dyer? No, uh no, I'm just because I'm looking for stuff to for. I was looking at the reviews for Game of Thrones seasons and I saw the Fallout Show. The Fallout Show is down today, the

reviews are out, and it's apparently great. Like everybody looked, did you not think it was going to be at least pretty good? Well, I mean it's it's a video game adaptation, so like we've got to the point where we've gone to the point where those are like they're not bad anymore. Well, we just had Halo, so maybe relax, But I mean Halo. Halo's Halo. It's already has like there's such a set lore on based on specific people, unlike Fallout. That's the great thing about that ip.

No, yeah, yeah, I think I think it's not that I didn't think the potential of it would be high because I always thought like a fall show was actually a good idea, like just like that that vibe is perfect for a show, But it's whether or not they could actually do it, because many many video game aditations are not very good even still to this day,

like they're getting better, but like we still haven't. I would argue we still haven't had that like that like that Spider Man two or that original X Men movie for it, I guess you could argue maybe the Last of Us is the closest it got, but like even the Last of Us, to me, it was just like, okay, show the Last of Us is. You don't think Last of Us was a great I think that was a great show. I honestly, can I say something? Can I say

something that's probably like not the nicest thing to say. And I understand this is like totally mean, I know what you're gonna say. Yeah, e Ellie looks like a goblin, Like she's a creepy looking creature. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but like it's it's really it's super and it's not and it's not. And I understand that, Like people are like I've seen it because I've seen this take on on Twitter a couple of times, right where it's like, oh, you want the you want the teenager

to be hot? What's going on? It's like, no, that's not what I said. No, weird, presume that it's weird that you presume that it's just that she looks she has a very distinct looking face, and it's very distracting when she's portraying a character that already looks a certain way. Because I cannot see Ellie in that character at all. I don't think that that makes the show like horrible by any means. It's still a really good show. Like I think they did a really goodcal did a great job.

I think everybody did a good job. It's just like if you're a fan of the or if you're really hyper aware of the games in a way that say, even as much as I love Pedro Pascal, him in that role is kind of funny, Like when you think of who Joel is and now Pedro Pascal, I'm like, it's it is funny to think about it. Can I can? I be real? But I don't care. I'm sick of them making Pedro Pascal play white man bro. I don't like it. He's not white. That's that's what I give him. Hispanic rules. Let

him be Hispanics. He is white, not really. He's not white like you, Chris. He's not. He's a tan white person who looks Hispanic. He to me, I would not call him white passing at all, even remotely. That like he's Joel in the Last of Us. Of course, he's white passing. Joel as dark as That's the whole funny thing about it. When I look at Pedro Pascal, I'm like, okay, Joel Miller, Okay, yeah, that's a Joel Miller right there, Like yeah, sure, but that name is one that man, his name is one

Carlo hernandez Bro. That is not like ambiguous daughter who was clearly part black of some sort, like you know what it made. It would have made the whites, man, I call them, Joel mir Miller made them mad as fucking I don't give a filliar me, just like they all got mad at the gay the the gay episode. I was like, you, you dude, I want them to have I want them to flash back to that ship and have them have gay butt sex. I want them to have BEAUTI

I'm looking at I'm looking at pictures of a mother. Is he this is a white person? Yeah, look at the photo. He's as white as I am. He might even be paler. He's not crazy. You guys photos, You guys have photo your skin complexion very similar. But when I look at this man's face, I'm like, oh, yeah, this guy is from fucking Latin America one one hundred percent. This is not a fucking

Anglo, fucking Caucasian like this. I don't see that at all on this guy obviously right right, But that's still like, that doesn't mean he's a white person. I understand what you mean by technicality, yes, but I would never look at Pedro Pascal and confuse him for a Caucasian man. That's what I mean we call when you're saying white passing, it's like it's like like I've heard Hassan make that argument to you where he considers himself a white

person. But when I look at Hassan, I'm like, I can tell this guy is not Caucasian even though his skin is so white, he would consider himself white passing. I just disagree with I guess the what they would consider white passing because to me, I'm like, if you have features, you're not wh I agree with Derek and that where like people say like they're white, right, like people like Lily's brother says he's white. That is a fucking Mexican trader. That nigga is a Mexican. I don't know why,

Like I don't know even Lily's that Lily's that is very pale. But that is a fucking free through eaten, fucking bean nigga dog. That is a Mexican man and people say like, oh, this person is white sometimes and I'm like, at most for you, I could say, Chris, you could potentially pass for a white man, like genuinely a lot of people that say they're white, it's like, no, you're not. But then there was not a European person. Remember your ape? Sorry oh sorry,

no I was. I was like, I was gonna let you finish. But Chris, you were. You had some pictures I think you didn't have your glasses on. It was before you were boxing, and I was like, oh, look at that dirty, filthy, fucking this glass. The glasses shrink my eyes to white people, eyes that white people. Yeah, it was. It was interesting. I was like, what that was Like, that's clearly a fucking not a white guy. It was weird. But when I'm looking at you right now, I'm like, oh, yeah,

that that's some fucking nerd that reads comics. Obviously, it's some white nerdy boy that you know, like white nerdy boys, a little little dirty white man. Whiteness is like I don't want to get that conversation, but like, look look all my white and they're gonna make them match the white people. I obviously I married one of the whitest people on this planet, so obviously I have no problem with whiteness. Can you do me a favorite?

And remember what you guys did, you guys. Remember what you guys did, right, Remember everything you guys did. Remember everything you guys did. Don't forget what you guys did to this, all right? You did this to all of us. You did this. Fuck am, I I've actually turned. I've I have come around. I want reparations. I've come around. I've been convinced, like as I've studied history more and more and more, because I used to be like this. I used to be like my

French teacher, Madame Challawah. She's a Japanese and she was in the internment camp. So when she was a little kid, and so she was like wow, but wow. But so she got a check, she got reparations, but she didn't spend it because she was like, you know, I didn't suffer. I literally didn't even notice I was in the camp. I was so little, like she was like four or something. In her parents chielded her from the from the all the fuck the fluckery, and so she

just I don't feel right. But so that's how she feels. She's like, she's like it is, that's what she feels, and that makes st It's like when you're three years old and you're like, yeah, I saw nine to eleven. It's like, no, well you didn't. But here's the thing. I've come around historically and like really learning and how bad you know, historically people that look like me or Kingston have just even Black Wall

Street being burned whatever. I'm like, I was like, all right, all right, you know what, give me some fucking money, bro, give me all the money. Like at first, thing should be like I didn't I didn't experience any of this ship. But I'm just like, nigga, I want some fucking money now, dude. I think it's just me being tired, though, really I think that's what it comes down to. Like I'm just tired. I'm tired. Give me my fucking money for me.

I understand the argument of like people that warning reparations, right, like I guess as a native as as as Native American, I feel like, you know, give me a fucking house. What the hell? So I fall into pretty much every ethnic and every fucked over ethnic group unfortunately, which is really sad. It makes me Jewish. I just feel I'm not Jewish. I don't think I'm not. That's it. That's the only one.

And they got the best off and they were you know, it's there, it's there, they got they It's so funny because like all the there's so many conspiracy theories about Jewish people, and it's literally just it's literally just the fact that like they're probably like one of the few groups that has like a community, like a community in the way that they have it. They really help each other, even they'll complain about it endlessly, but like they will

help each other genuinely, and it's like that at all. What happens is this help each other at all? What happened to? Jewish people have a old religion. They have a very old religion and culture behind them, so they have a lot of backing that Hispanic people are like Latin Americans are like less than a thousand years old, you know, a new group of people, you know, like African Americans are just extreme aspast to the fucking Americas,

Like we don't have the foundation that the just people have. So like when people are like yeah, because they're much older group of people, they're able to grow themselves as the people We didn't get people just haven't been able

to. And the thing is, when we started doing better historically, you start looking like I mentioned Black Wall Street, which is something I was not aware of growing up, you know, me getting older, learning about I was just like that kind of made you feel like, damn, we tried. We we tried. And so this is when I started, you know, feeling a little bit different about things. Were like, you know what,

man, I'm gonna give you money. What if he burned it all down and put tracking your babies babies like the natives, Dude, like sling shot, sling shot and crack into babies babies mouth, bro, You make them laugh and then bay them. That's how they go. The baby gets the shakes. Unmarked fucking black vehicles driving around with fucking sling shots, sleek shutting babies, looking for laughing babies to then sling shot into the mouth.

Bro. One of the agents had jingling keys and then the other one had the sling shots. So they just do you think that do you think that they had like there must have been like a crack There must have been like a crack force, right, there was a crack force, a c F the American Crack Force or something that's actually real. They disbanded it though, and then it turned into or yeah, yeah, it turned into the c I A, which they Bama bin laden they a lot in after they turned

it. This y, that's true exactly. We should get to questions the Crack Force. Now did anything? By the way, did anything happen? I feel like nothing really happened. Nothing, nothing interested me even slightly. I think I think no, literally nothing, nothing, nothing at all. We talk about smiling friends, we mentioned smiling friends. We mentioned it. Uh, Ja Cole died. Of course, Ja Cole is so embarrassed. He died. He's his Monopoly Oh, it says Monopoly movie. I don't,

it's just trending. I don't. I'm not watching that. Is that real? I told you Apparently a lot of things you said Monopoly movie and it works from Margot Robbie and Lionsgate. What who's she going to play Margot? What? I hope direct? Right? This is the whole they're doing that. Are they gonna try to do that? Mattel empires on the universe? Yeah, whatever it is that has broken into the Transformers at the end. Yeah, dude, that would be sick. If that has the power.

I want to see that. Bothers me right now is I want to see they put so they put the g I Joe's in the starting up and at the end of the Nass Transformers movie. I wish they did the Power Rangers and instead of the fucking Joe's Broos aren't twenty seven movie? Was that twenty seven movie was so fucking trash? I just don't know. I never saw it. I never watched that. Oh good, dude, you are you are If you're a Power Rangers fan like I am, you're you're lucky

because that movie I heard that boy. I think that eventually killed the Green Ranger Jason David Frank. I think that movie was so bad that he just couldn't take it. Finally killed himselfs a couple of years ago. And I just remember I thought people, I thought people liked that movie the Power I saw it if So, here's the thing, I don't know any so. I think in the same way as you know how there's a lot of Diehard Star Wars fans or any fandom that was like anything that comes out like they

don't care of the quality of it. I think it's that because as someone who really enjoys the the ninety five Powering Just movie, just like I think that movie is fucking fun. Yeah, it was such a good movie, dude. That is so fucking fun. The choreography is dope. The fucking suits are dope, dude. Like they started selling those toys that McDonald's or with the you know, the happy meals. They were so cool. It was like, here's an upgrade outfits. I love the Ninja they became,

especially Tommy, he was just straight up literally Clan Ninja. I thought, I really thought that. When I first saw the Ku Klux Klan, I genuinely, for real thought they were Power Rangers. That is how innocent my little mind was because I was like, oh, they look like the Ninja Ranger. That is fucking outrageous, because they do. They look like them, They really do. Some of the hats, the hats are point their parent Yeah they're not pointy, but I know what you mean. It's very

even even literally the embroidlements on them are similar. You're wild, and right now I think it does. You're crazy. It's not that close. But I'm gonna put up the Red Ninja Ranger and I'm gona put up a brand wizard right now. They're gonna be like, damn, okay, there's yeah, yeah, that's okay, that's the that's the title of this this episode Red Ranger or Grand Lizard. And then you just got you gotta witch one switch And see, I don't know, there might some people might get that

wrong. I'm actually you're probably right, there's probably it's probably close enough to some people would be like, I'm not sure it was a fucking six year old oh man, But yeah, yeah, the twenty seventeen Pirates movie was fucking asked and that that really bummed me out. Everything about it sucked everything. Gold was asked, Yeah, what do you got? Gold was so bad? I saw images and I was bad before. Before we move on to questions, and do you want to bring this up because it is a

question. It is technically somebody wrote in about it, but I think we should mention it. Hayden Glass and he says, how do you guys feel about j Cole sampling a Meat Canyon video? He sampled Wabbit Season, which includes the voices of Meat Canyon, brock Baker and y'all's friend Mick Rice Pirate lour crazy shit. I heard about this and it blew my fucking mind. I was like, so, here's the real question. Why, here's the

question. The person that sampled the beat, were they, Well, I'm sure the person that sampled the beat was aware of that of the of Meat Canyon. Was anybody else that worked on that ship on that song aware, Like was j Cole aware that that wasn't from an actual Looney Tunes? You know, because like it's literally just the beginning saying, be very very quiet, We're hunting wabbits or whatever, I'm hunting rabbits, which sounds like it can just be from a regular Looney Tunes, you know, right that he

wanted they had Elmer Fudd in it. So is Mick is what you call it? Mick is sampled at the middle towards the end of the song, right, he's yeah, I minute fifty fifty seconds in, Yeah, I believe a minute, a minute and fifty one seconds in he's he's He's in there, and it's okay, this is so crazy about Elmer Fudd. Elmer Fudd is brock Baker in the beginning. That's brock Baker in the beginning. Yeah, And I'm at the middle point, it's it's straight up this mixed

voice, and I was like, ew, I know this guy. Okay, the sun part, I didn't know that. Okay, I didn't even because I didn't listen to the whole song. I listened to the beginning just to verify it, and I was like, oh, it's crazy, and then I just fucked up like a good song too. Honestly, I was like, Jesus Christ, is it's just the whole situation that's fucking funny, because like, that's crazy. Look, people are people are like shitting on

J cole right because it's like it's just beef. It's the nature of beef. But it's like he's just like I did that ship because everybody told me to do it, and I think I didn't want to. I think it's

a bitch for that. I really when I see a bitch for that, Oh easily easily, Because I understand people say recording an Instagram story or something or going live and saying some shit and they're like, fuck, I didn't mean all that, I'm sorry, But going writing, going to the studio, having shit mixed and mastered and dropping it and then coming out and be like I didn't want to do that, Like, are you fucking kidding me? Bro? I think that's really stupid. I think that's really dumb.

I think that happens. I think what happens is this right, people, everyone we got, we get. I know I've definitely gotten into fights because I've been rowed up before. You know, like I didn't want to do it. I had, you know, I had some inclination to do it, but like you know, I got riled up and I did something that

didn't want to do. Right. He's a music artists, right, this kind is Kendrick just came for him, right, And I understand how Jago if feel offended because j Cole does deserve accolades, which I feel like he doesn't get very often as being a very talented. He's also not like trying to get because ego. It's all about like, oh, you're like saying

ego ego makes being the best. Like say me, no one would ever consider to me the best in anything, because I'm not trying to claim it, you know what I'm saying, And like say in a way that people that try to claim it have a better time of people being of them being considered the best because they're in the conversation. People are talking to them a lot, just like say, like we talk about NBA or something. Tim Duncan gets like not in a conversation at all because he's so quiet and so

unassuming. But he's one of the best fucking players ever, you know what I mean? In that way, I think like Tim, I call like Tim Duncan like a J. Cole In in that way. But the thing, but the thing is that so what happens is people are in this ear right, the competitive nature everything like that. His other rapping friends all the were like, yo, you know you gotta say something. What are you

gona do? Blah blah blah blah. And then he goes and he records, right, and he records one song that is definitely a dig at Kendrick, which is not even that it's not even a despectful of a song because Cole what Kendrick said was like, there's no big deal, there's just me. I'm smoking to everybody else, blah bla blah, I'm better than you. Right, And then he went and he what did he put his thing out and he was like, I'm gonna insult his books of area and He's

like, how can I insult these? These are very good pieces of music? And he got because you know, you you calm down and you take your moments after you do something, when you you go and you get heated and looked back at me, was just like, I don't even mean the ship. This is fucking stupid, and it was. And he's probably enough to be like I said, so you know how you said, like you've gotten riled up and done things you didn't want to do in a way,

but imagine this. Imagine you and somebody else having some street beef and you're like, you're you're mad enough to the point that you want to throw blows. But what you do is you go home, you wrap up your hands, you get your gloves laced up, you fucking start warming up, and then you come back and then fight and be like, damn, why did

I do that? You know what I'm saying. You went through that, definitely, That's that happens though, And you go and you start if you go, when you start your fight, you fight somebody and then afterwards you're

like, every are you literally not listening to me? What the so you've you've laced up your gloves you fucking fought somebody you've got it's it's it's literally going back and preparing to fight, going getting into the fight, and then after the fight's over, you're like, I didn't need to do I've never done that. That's stupid as hell. The reason why I get into a fight right then and there is because my adrenaline. Adrenaline is pumped up.

By the time i've left, I have completely my energy is gone. I don't what happened is the time, but the time you're leaving to go away right then you and you'd probably be able to calm yourself down. There are people still in your ear telling you what you have to do with your share your fault. In the same way a dummy I'd call somebody else a dummy for doing that where you've had time to calm down, and then you still were wilding, and then after it happened, now you want to play victim

like a man. I mean, it's no victory, it's totally it's it's I want He's saying this ship because he wants people to feel sorry for him instead of just oh, I think he just doesn't agree with what he did. He's like, I made a mistake that it's not. I'm not acting like I don't know. I just don't consider that a mistake. That amount of time of doing something, I don't consider that a mistake. I mean,

I think that's it. I don't get that hyperbolic at all. I think it's him making decisions that he did something he should he did not feel he should have done, and he's openly being like, I did something I don't think I should have done. I think I don't care to think it. In the same way where like, say, you know, a lot of people have encounters, sexual encounters that at the after it's over, they're

like, ah, I shouldn't have done that. I totally understand that, but I still feel like, in the same vein, yeah, but just still remember the entire way, you were completely conscious and you made the decision to do it beforehand. So so in the same vein, I am not giving you slack and being like, oh, you regret like what happened all that time before and all the lead up beforehand, and so like take responsibility for being a guy in that way, and I don't responsibility for it.

He's not trying to like say other people that he other people made him do it. He's still made the decision, you know, just like it's like you were saying, like throwing, but you were saying that the fucking the because everybody wants him to do it, that he gave it a peer pressure, and I'm just like, he did. That happens, but over a long process of time. This wasn't just an instant reaction. It was two

weeks. It was two weeks of people on his ass. And then he was like, I made I made an album, and I'm like, a man shouldn't probably shouldn't put that out. That happens. I don't think that's crazy. I think that's I think it's crazy that you think that's crazy. No, because it happens to everybody. It doesn't. It does not happen to me. I don't do You're perfect. I'm sorry you fell from you

felt you're strow many white white. That is not perfection, dummy. I just don't fucking methodically do something for a long time and then be like, oh, I regret doing this. Sh It's like if I've had a long time to think about something, it's like say putting out a tweet or something. If I'm thinking about it for too long. I'm like, bro, what am I doing? And then I just stop, versus me being mad and then doing it right away, and then I'm like, fuck, what

have I done? I can't believe I did. This says more context to that that had so much more, And I think it's even worse because it's just a lot of time to think about it, to reflect on it, to really be like, is this something that I really want to do? I don't want to do this. Having this back and forth with yourself sounds like you really don't want to do it. No one's forcing you to go in the booth record the shit, have it mixed and mastered and dropped.

That is such a long process and so much time for you to be like, nah, let's not do this. But you but you've never you've never been like, you've never been like, hey, all right, uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do something stupid, right, Like I'm gonna I'm gonna beat my dick into the sink, you know, cause I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get my nut off right. And then more than halfway through jacket into the sink, you start coming You're like, dang,

I really drenched this whole sink full of gum. I shouldn't have done that. You're looking at You're looking at this sink clogg sink full of come. So you're like, damn, bro. So here's the way that I would really blasted this whole sink up. Listen, in that scenario, hold on, hold on. This is this is the way that I would preface this scenario if I was driving from home from work gridlocked, and I just kept thinking, man, I can't wait, I can't wait to bust in

the sink. But then I'm also having thoughts that like, oh man, I probably shouldn't that's probably a bad idea. And then fucking an hour later you get home and then you bust in the sink, and then you're like and it's like you had previous You're like, oh man, I know that my nut is really clumpy and it cans to clog the sink up. But I really really love busting in yourself. This son about coming in the stake

that makes me really happy. You get there, yeah, come in to see you know your questions, and then you explain and you explain to the plumber dude, the plumber looks at you would discuss. Alright, let's go on. This is all you other questions. Rest in peace. J Cole, I like his clothes or whatever. That's Jake Crew thinking of something else. He owns cos. J Coles owns coals. He does not at all. That's what, that's why, that's why he made that that song.

It's for Cole's cash. Yeah, Chris is can you plaint him out of a group? And James Jack, I know who J Cole is. He's way more recognizable now with his fucking hair. Like he was simply I was simply making a little joke, is what I was doing. I was just wondering. You know, you don't you don't know many rappers. J Cole looks. I feel like Jake Cole looks vaguely. I mean outside of jay Z, who looks very distinct. J Cole looks pretty distinct, you know,

because of his dreads. Because nicest thing you've ever said, like, the looks distinct. That is a very nice way. Yeah, that's very nice. I like that. Yeah, he's you know, he's a distinct looking person. Only he looks like him, you know. Yeah, he's the only human to ever look like him. That is true. He married Beyonce Knowles. Makes me so mad. Jay Z looks jay Z looks like he should be floating around crash Banded Goots, Let's move, Let's okay?

So Depon Days and Discovery Daft Punk are this are some of the best and most influential albums in the two thousands? Prove me wrong. That's his name. His name, by the way, Uh, maybe, yeah, probably? I think I think I don't know influential. I don't know about influential. I think probably because is that what you're saying. I don't know. I don't have to think about deeven Days is the one he caught. He copied stronger right from I would have to think about it because I really don't

have that information ontil my head. I wouldn't say it's that. I wouldn't say they're the most influential albums. I would say that they're they're some of the most there's some of the biggest ones for sure, but like influential implies that they have, like I would say, I would say, how how

he argued? How could you? How? How I feel like? That's thousands was like so many, There was so much like fucking like uh a thousand miles and like fucking punk ship that that' kind of it was light, but it wasn't like super like on Billboard, verything like that at that time. I'm not necessarily saying on Billboard. I'm saying as effective like these have stood the test of time, which is different, which isn't necessarily which isn't

necessarily one one with influential. I feel like influential needs like a lot. There needs to be a lot more coming out of daft punk to for I don't know, that's whatever, that's his name. That's not the that's not the point. He says, good tidings, heart of the paint objectively and swings sweet. This is crazy, this is this is fucking crazy. Sweens is the worst one by far. Please stop bringing the rest of us black folks down and expand your vocabulary, you thick lift, bug eyed, nappy

headed chimp. Gee. I gotta fight you, bro. You gotta tell me who you are so I can fight you. I have to fight you. What is what is your ad on Twitter? So I can look at your profile and tear you down as a person. You better you better like that and not let me back at you. Yeah, you can it. His his probile pictures on Patreon is big Kingpin from uh from Spider Verse. So hold on, hold on, it goes on, it goes on.

This is funny, he says, as requested an update. Now he changed his name, so you might not remember who this is, but he says, I came clean to my girlfriend about the sound of seamen shortly after posting that question. I was miraculously saved by her generous sense of humor. There she sworn revenge against me and forever, and I will forever live in paranoia as a result. This is perfect. See like you, I was about to say this. I was just about to say you you listen, listen,

you have to lock this person. You have to lock this person down. You have to lock this person down. If because that she embarrassed herself in front of the room of her peers and she forgave you, that's that's no, that's not that's not nothing. If I've learned anything in my life is that you lock those people down, all right, you get them, So congrats on that you didn't do I'm not We're gonna get got lucky.

Because he was able to laugh it off. But at the same time, it's like, maybe like not a lie, you know, maybe like tell a joke about haha, I'm kidding. Right afterwards, when you know, yah, don't be like same day two months later, it was it was a joke. Yeah, they're doing it again because not your girlfriends. Guys, I'm like, oh, this bitch is a retard. Yeah, she's not to be fair. They probably to be fair. They probably already knew that, you know what I mean. This can't be like the only instance

like she did something like insanely stupid, you know what I mean? It feel bad because I don't know your girlfriend. I'm making funny. She's got to know. Everything's cool. But yeah, we're coming for your boy. That that's that's facts. Like he's right right for it. Pretty soon, he writes further, there's more, there's more elements to this is a this is a hefty question. He's getting his value, He's getting his dollar value for this. He says, well, I've got your attention. I work

as a game developer. And while we were and while we were hanging out a program, a friend of mine that's never seen this show got dangerously high and coincidentally pitched gangst the Quest to me for four straight hours. Well, you have plenty of ideas such as homeless class that deals fed at all based

crip damage. I wanted to request Swedeen Derek. I think that's a fucking amazing by the way, Uh, I want to request Sweet and Derek get together and should you don't think that there should be at least one addict in gangs request? So here's the thing. I didn't a class real quick. The way that Gangster Quest was set up was very simple. There wasn't the the only goons in that game and old school goons like I hate the new the new term ruins goons for me. Now, like people were thinking of

like people jacking off like crazy product. So the only goons that were going to be in in it because it was basically the main character is gonna be like c J and he was going to be back in time in medieval times, and the only other goons that were going to be in there was when you would summon them like a final fantasy summons, so you would have maybe

like a drive by summons. So there wasn't gonna be like a class of like homeless people like all these black fucking Yeah, it was gonna be shipped like that, not like fits and then like it was, I have the whole thing, like I have a forty minute podcast that I did with my friend of us talking it out. I need to unearth it and to hear

all the ins and outs of it. But I so would it be more like huh see when when you pitched it to when I when we had this conversation before, I felt like it was more similar to Skyrim when you're saying this is what I so, this is what I wanted. I wanted a mixture of Skyrim and and uh and uh oh my god, san andres Fantasy.

So basically, well, the Final Fantasy is stealing things from other stuff, right, So like I wanted to steal the summons from Final Fantasy, but not have it be but you could say, oh, more like Final Fantasy in the more open world sense of like A fifteen or something, but the idea thinking so you're thinking he's thinking more dragons, Dogma meets niggas,

you're thinking more Skyrim's quest nature. Yeah, so I had the whole The whole thing was plotted out with like long story, short failed army guy, right, this army nigga. He's just he's honorably discharged. He wasn't dishonorable, but he was just an average fucking whatever. He's a part of the crips whatever the fuck, or it could be a fake, made up thing that's like the crips, you know. Long story short, in the fucking medieval time that's going on, it's in danger. The Wizard sucks dick of

that time. He sees the kings going crazy and he's like, I need to stop him, and he's gaining too much power. I'm gonna summons the most like a powerful warrior from the future that should have like so much infinite knowledge and to be able to easily thwart this nigga. But then his shitty magic just summons that guy, just this average and this we has to deal with him. So he summons this average dude that's an okay shooter who understands

guns and a little bit of stuff. So then he gets magic and he also just gets with the help of Blacksmith, and then he gets guns. He has uh. He he meets people from that time, so he's gonna have some like medieval people that are gonna start learning how to do some hood shit, but like and then like he gets the magic which is able to summon his niggas like as like a drive by or something like that. It was gonna be something like that where the whole idea is how much magic we're

talking? Well, I was thinking of it in a sense that how like how you have magic in Skyrim where it's like you have a meter like you know that does replenish. And then I was thinking of maybe something that is a little bit different, like that needs to be like focused and dragon and he's inquisition where it's like here's your your main attack, like your biggest thing. That would be like a summons, so it's like you have this focus

media that builds up over time something like that. That was and it was gonna be pretty simple, like how how how what? What are the how high fantasy are we going? Like are there dragons and ship? I want absolutely if there's wizards, there's dragons, like like we gotta go, we gotta go. How what is you gotta figure out what is the cap of the magic possible? Because if this nigga goes back to Earth with magic, well afterwards the world's over. That's he's gonna go back. You're gonna be

like, oh yeah, guys, look what I learned. I was going for three weeks of when I learned he just summons a meteor. This sequel this sequel, and so they're actually, okay, you know what I'm I am. I'm I'm misremembering something. So I did remember one part when he tried to go so kind of like in the same vein, and and I'll wrap this up real fast, because maybe we should completely map out at an

extra ammal, but I'll wrap this up real quick. When he thinks he destroyed everything, he thought he did everything, and he tries going home, this is like in the middle of the game with a twist. Actually what happens. He ends up summoning more people like Vatos and shit like that, and then they start taking over garrisons. So now that like the King is not the main boss we thought he was. And then it turns out that they need to clean up the area with all these other like factions that start

rising up and taking advantage of the magic in the area. And that's like the second half of the game, and so it becomes a whole thing of like learning the responsibility of magic and all this other shit and then kind of taking that to the future and being like, I can't use it for bad,

but we can also rework that. We can shop this, and literally I want this to be real, Like I want to at some point invest in this because I know this would be a fucking hitt even if it was just like eight bit, like sprite shit feels like some old maybe not eight bit, but like you know, fucking twenty four. Yeah, like yeah, it feels like some I think it would be a fucking hit. I think like stelling on Steam for like twenty bucks kind of a thing, and

that's that sounds cool, bro. I play the ship out of this game. It's just taking it to the right people. I guess I've never tried to shop it really, so yeah, none of that fitin off ship man, that ship is. I hate when people like start getting like let's do all these like let's put cracking it, and I'm like, shut the fuck up, man, you should you should? You should? Yeah? Okay,

yeah, let's see. I was thinking of it like Final Fantasy, where it's like you would do poison damage and it would be it would be like a fentanyl, so it would be fit. But I mean, so I don't it would be the only so fittanel could be something that you don't have almost like say how there's like a blood mage where it's like blood mage

is like bad business. So there's like maybe somebody that has evil that ship, or there's a there's a healing potion but you pick it up and it's like a it's like fake or whatever, like you says a rough All right, I'm okay with that. That's fine, that's fine. It's just pure negative effects from the classes. Too much A class is too much? Ye fair enough, stain go, Jenkins wrote in he says got to double dip here on episode two twenty, you started talking about Geiger counters through means that

I am unable to disclose. I was able to get one wild story. Later, I became concerned with the water quality in my parents' house. I insisted on a water test and found the uranium levels were eight times greater than the acceptable amount. They bought a filtration system. So now it's fine. One day. There needs to be better connective issues between these sentences, but

I'll give you a pass. One day, I take the Geiger counter to one of the bathrooms I've been using since childhood, and the counter starts screaming the moment I bring it close to the toilet, I am now waiting for the ass cancer to consume me. That's scary as fuck. Also, basically what you were saying, it's exactly what. It's exactly what I'm talking being paranoid about that happening or something. That's why I could never I would.

I would simply rather sit in an a radiated room and not know it be forced to like, oh man, now you have like Geiger counter, and now I know. Now it's on me to leave and figure the shit out too much. That is true. That fucked my week up. It's definitely something that I feel like i'd have to. It makes me feel like I should do a better job at just trying to protect my body from certain elements, certain certain things that you always hear, like, I know, speaking

of it is funny. Just I just watched that Alex Jones documentary and I remember he was one of those people that would sell potassium I had died because when Fukushima exploded, like and he was like, oh the the your radiation is hit the Pacific Bay. You guys gotta take potassium I die to protect your thyroid. And I was like, what, what's happening? And then so I just looked it up real fast on Google, not not Google,

on YouTube, and funny enough, it was his name Thunderfoot. That guy came up and he was like doing the the science and he's like, no, no. He was like, no, no, it's it's fine, it's not blowing up. And then it was exposed on the documentary. His people were going out to the to the to the Pacific, going to like San Francisco and shit, and testing the water, testing the coast, and all the guygers were coming back normal and they were reporting it normal. And

then Alex Jones was furious. He was so pissed that it wasn't it like and the readers were hired because obviously he couldn't make any sales off of that. But I'm sure he still made sales anyway. I'm sure he's still figure out a way. Dude. It's crazy. I was like, Damn, it's fucking crazy that how Richy you can just get off and just just saying whatever, it literally doesn't have to be even remotely true. It's kind of

crazy. He's just he just dog. He such a fuck's such a dumb fuck, and he's so heavily affected people's lives and just like I didn't know what I was there wasn't like that. It's like, motherfucker, you were a monster. You are a terrible person. Bro. While he was while he was in court, he was doing his broadcast and it was it was like Doctor Jekyll mister high type ship, like he didn't even remember what happened.

He'd be on his broadcast saying like the horrible ship, like, oh yeah, I think the like one of the victims, the guy that he was gonna face the court. I think it's kind of slow. I think he's like autistic. And then there was a picture of the judge just in flames and then she saw it and she was looking at it like what the fuck dude. He's like, yeah, see, people don't understand. I will say that you were uh you were burning freedom of speech or something like

yeah, you just trying to cover for it. I'm like, dude, you know they're gonna see this. How are you doing this? I don't understand? On bro, dude, what's what service is that? Is that documentary? Max? So it's on Max? Yeah, just type in the people versus No sorry sorry the truth versus Ox Jones, and it was really it's it's a fascinating documentary. It's also sad because you get to hear the accounts of the parents talking about how their kids got Swiss cheese, and I'm

like, dude, that's uh, that's bad. Wish up man, straight up, dude, I love Swiss cheese. That's with pretzel fucking by some guy that had a tough day at school and he's like, you know what I woulda do. I'm gonna go to this fucking middle school and bother these children I've never seen before. That's the valid. That's valid, that's the

that's what you're fine. Electrify shoot children, fine, electrifying mine, electrifying my Homo cochrane and he says, hey, fellas the other day Hoopa snank and chumblewam but both came on the radio on my work on my way to work, and it just had me wondering, what do you think is the gayest name for an artist or band? I love that, that's the question. After you heard I can I say I have to say this, I don't I don't know. I don't know if I have an answer to this

question. I just love that that's the thought process that because it makes it's valid. Though it really is valid, because now that you say that, I'm like, wait, is there any name stupider than those names? That's pretty good, pretty stupid? So I got to ask stupid, But Hoopa snank is very fucking thumb. Hoop a snak is absolutely stupid, and and and and one thing. I so I learned this, Uh well, I never looked it up before, but I got to talk to dug Well,

the singer and the guitars and HUPA Stink. They were doing their like twentieth anniversary thing or whatever, and I got to talk to them with this guy Brian from Rockfeed, and I asked them because I remember they were doing an interview for k Rock, the radio station to do this weenie roast thing. They'd have all these rock bands, and HUPI Stink came on and they asked,

of course, what the fuck does your name mean? And they said there was like some giant, retarded jock in high school that would just yell that name the word Huba steak, and it just stuck with them that they just kept that as their band name. So I asked them. I was like, hey, I heard this when you guys are on the RAIDO is this true? And they were like no, Literally, every single time anyone asked us what the name is, we make up something different on the spot.

And I was like, that's fucking that's crazy. I was like, I know, I actually love that. They're like like they're doing the fucking Heath Ledger Joker thing. They're just fake backstories for the name. I love that though. That's that's actually that redeems it a little bit in my eyes, but it's still a terrible name. It's I got nondrome. I have downs but again, you know, you gotta keep me down. My sinn drums down, but I get up again, never never, never get up

again. Down. There's no Jones down and I can't get up again. Damn it cannot get up again. You're you're always gonna keep me down. My sin drome is down. That's amazing, dude. That is so much better than like a gate like making a gay version of that, like the down central version of that song is so much better. My syndrums down, get up again. Just hearing all those what are they British Irish. What the funk are they? What are those people something? There's something because they

have that. You know, we got a good one. We got a good one here, We got a good one here by Randy Okay, go on Randy King as eternal thirteen year old mister always wrong and Chris since dip ship said that Assassin's Treed two story was so stupid, you guys should make your own Assassin's Treed two plot like the Gears of Word movie you guys made on Extra Ammo. Not a bad idea at all. I don't even know

why. I don't know. I don't know why I didn't think of doing something like that with because Auditor would be like a fucking fun character to make our own stupid version of Assassins Treed two with. I think you should meet everybody he should he should meet. Yeah, that's a good extra. Should he should meet that, he should meet the as well, the literally he should meet. You should have been a kingdom for a solid portion of you. He should be in the mushroom kingdom for a solid like that might not

be a bad idea. He should be a warrior version of Etsio where his name is Metzio I hate that so much. What CEO, that's good, wet CEO, whatsenz and he's just CEO in purple and he's stupid. It's real, it's it's it's real e c O in purple overalls and like the purple hat he's got it. It's straight up. It's straight up just warrior or wall Ouigi or whatever. That's great. I think I think that's it is silly. Everybody got mad at me when I said that. I was

like, I think I'm sorry. I think I think the fact that it's it's it's it's right. A cool Italian character, all right, he's an assassin's Italy. Uh, he knows da Vinci. Uh. It's some guy named Mario and it too. Uh. I mean, I don't know. I think it's I think it's still very silly that because I think it'sn't even the point that it's not stupid. The point is that it's not uniquely stupid or any stupider than the things that you don't think are stupid. That's kind

of the problem. I think a lot of things are stupid. I enjoy a lot of stuff, but a lot of things I enjoy I think are fucking dumb, right, Like my favorite hero, Spider Man. Spider Man as a concept is fucking retarded. How is someone as smart as Peter Parker still that fucking poor That is outrageous. Well that's spider Man, that's the concept of Peter Parker. Yeah, but that Spider Man is stupid too.

I think Spider Man is because of the fact that what you call that, people still think he's a menace even though he's doing all that good ship. And then at the same time, it doesn't kill his villains, so villains can't go kill people again, Like that's all so dumb. I love it, don't get wrong. I love Spider Man. Can't figure out how propaganda works, like you can't just you can't just do propaganda of his own and make it exactly himself or beat the fuck out of j Joo jameson to be

like, nigga, I'm saving people. If you print on stupid bob me again, I'm throwing you out of a window, or I'm not gonna save you. You're getting in the way, you die. You want to do your job well, and then this nigga is like just profiting off of your misery and your your misfortune I would. I would definitely, I would threaten me do if you do this one more time, like if you even print that, I would I threatened you I'm going to kill your family. It's

that simple. No, I'd be like, I'm not going to kill your family, but I know function's gonna find you and I'm not gonna save you, all right, I would just have rhino rap o or something. I'd be like, I'd lead a fight over to his house. No jj oh no, the rhino's coming while he's white. Imagine pieces you're even everywhere.

What's even scary about that there was that Peter is smart enough to to get away with something like that, in the sense that like, oh, Rhino's fighting me, I'm fighting Rhino. I know where j jon and Jamison lives. I can just fight Rhino and get him over to j Jonah Jamison and then oh no, j Jon Jamison is dead through no fault of my own. Oh no, he got trowned. But imagine spitefully leading a rhinoceros towards somebody's house like that is so great, That is so out of pocket.

Oh it's all dumb, dude. The fact that the fact that Spider Man is still even Spider Man. It's like the moment Miles shows up, Nigga, I'm gone, I'm bet you're literally just better than me. I'm gonna go on vacations. I'm gonna take my job seriously, I'm gonna get my degrees I can get in two weeks because I'm a genius and I'm go fuck it. It's it's all dumb, dude, it's all so stupid. The only superhero that makes sense. Really, it's like having someone like Superman exit

because Superman is just better than us in every way. Let him solve the problems and hopefully lead us to a better future. The fact that said he just exists as a humanoid far away and you can have all magical powers because of the sun is fucking absolutely stupid. It's insane too. But like there's there's nothing, There is no good examples. Really is Batman Batman? Like Batman is feasible. You can I can see Elon Musk if he was a

little more autistic doing shit like that. We already talked about him getting killed night one, get killed. Don't get me wrong. Somebody hit him with a baseball bat and don't exposed. Gary get from there, wines and up. That's exactly what would happened, fucking pleading profusely. He's got more teeth than he should have, let his teeth fall out and then like a whole other set of teeths fall out again. You're like, what the what's wrong?

I would love that somebody convinced him to do that. Like, dude, Elon, You're strong and awesome and amazing. You can easily be Batman. You know, we should him every day. You should like him, you should be you can totally weird. Are the ones that do it? We don't what they get? Suit you seen not that you mentioned a noto that you mentioned I should do it? Remember him on the yacht like Howard, imagine what you look at in a batsuit? Dude, broad did you see it? Was it? It was it? Who drew it? Was

it? Rob? Uh? Rob Layfield America even totally look like that? And then just get the piss beat out of the first fucking hour. He would try to stop that. Next question bext question, I'll be the bad man. I don't want to set my ass on fire. I just want to see a really big fart. Is that I don't want to see that set the world on fire? Is that what that is? I think? Dumb? Yeah, anyway, you're right, And he says, do you guys think you could parentheses? Not? Would so? Not? Would do

you guys think that you could enjoy an orgy? No? No, No, I think I think there was a time. There was a time where I was younger, I was curious enough to potentially like, ah, yeah, maybe, but like I've evolved, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely in the scenario, Like even in the scenario let's just say, let's just say the scenario that it's just clones of my wife and like me, and it's like that crazy scenario of that racio of an orgy, like complete fantasy

bullshit, that would never happen. Even in that sense, I think I would just get I would just be overwhelmed and it would make me tired immediately, just thinking like oh, I'd be tired before, Like no, oh, that's a lot of work. That's a lot of fucking work, dude. Like it's not, it's not it's good. It's it's a hassle.

It's a lot of work, dude. It seems like a hassle. I can barely run a mile without feeling like I'm like, just I'm in really bad shape right now, and I can't imagine like trying to even even a threesome sounds fucking overwhelming, dude, Like it's just that's an orgy. Sounds like everyone's fucking around you and then you're probably swapping and all this crazy shit's

going on. LuSE, I imagine that's the point of an orgy. Otherwise, what is the point just you just random people to Is that what that is? Because otherwise why would I want that? Why would anybody want that? Like, what's the point? Like I would I would assume the point of an orgy orgy is like swapping people or something, right, That's that's that's what you would assume. Yeah, So I don't like people touching me. That's the thing. I don't like people touching me. I just can't

point. I hate people touching me in general. So I think that's the duation would drive me insane because I don't I really like even my girlfriend like that nighttime, she like wants to touch my face. I'm like, hey stop, please, I don't like this. Yeah, I understand, I don't like. I don't like. Uh, I don't even like JoJo's blanket touching me and she fucking like, first of all, she like generates heat, like fucking the human torch, so she's from the Caucus area. Yeah,

they need heat pros. So it's just like fucking disgusting, even when like I can feel some for heat on the blanket and touches me, and I'm like, this is gross so hot, but uh yeah, so I can't imagine a bunch of that. Everything about that sounds when I if I was younger, I think the milestone of it would have been because when I was younger, I was like I was like a Thanos type of like milestone

collector thing that was pretty much all I cared about. It wasn't like oh but then as I got older, I stopped giving a ship and then the accolades were only for me. They're nobody really knows the stuff that I've done in a way, because it's not it would only impress like a what like a teenager in high school like you're so cool exactly, girls who gives a fuck? So it's like you know what cares at all? Yeah, I like like my avarice as a child would have led me to attempt it.

Yeah, my weed would have led me to tempt it, and then afterwards I would have felt just unclean in the eyes of the Lord and the planet the eyes of the Lord, I'm like, I fucked. I took my freshly fucked penis out of one girl and put in another. I am trash, trash. Yeah, I've never done that. I've never done that. That's actually, uh, there have been. There have been some opportunities. And you know, one thing that really sealed the deal for me was when

my friend told me about his experience that he did. He was smashing this one girl regularly, and then she was like, hey, you want to bring in my other friend and he was like sure, and and then so when he started, you know, that night, when he started putting the moves on the other friend, the other girl actually got really upset and ran into the bathroom and started crying. And he was like, what the fuck? This was your idea? I heard that before. The reality is that

people can't. I don't know, maybe not people like this. It's a rude generalization obviously, like there are some people who can, but like, more often than not, people are going to find themselves in that situation, and someone involved in that situation will not be able to handle it. Someone There's a pretty high chance that's what it's gonna be one of them. And I look, man, I don't know. Man, I've had opportunities that I've skipped on and I'm just like, I'm not doing this either. Like

I remember, I remember specifically once. I remember specifically once where it was like I had everything was like lined up, and then the night came and then she was walking out of the she was walking out of the bar, and my partner at the time were like, it's like she looks a little drunk, like too drunk, Like she's like stumbling around. This ain't happening. I'm not I'm not getting involved with anything like this. This is fucking

crazy. Yeah that was. And then in high school. In high school, I had I had a similar thing, but that was that was straight up bitch that I was like, I'm not doing this. It was college. It was like it was like the first year of college. I was like, dude, I just know, no chance in hell I'm doing this. I just I just start something. Yeah, I just I just started

doing this. I just started doing this regularly. I'm not about to like advance to this level like off the bat, like there's too much to like like it's it's avarice, right, It's just like all this ship we see and you get to the point and you're like, I I got so scared. I called one of my friends. I was like, yo, dude, I think I can't do this man, and I was he was like, just don't do it. And I was like, man, I'm just not gonna do it with sex is a little man. You got scared,

like a little I feel like because I don't because that's so much. But that's that's not one person, that's a whole another dimension of being added to the situation for me. And I was like, I can't do this right now, man, I gotta I gotta not right now, all right now. I'm fucking I'm nineteen years old. Bro. Like, do you mean like nervous and not like scared, because I feel like they're different. I was like, yeah, I was, Yeah, I was. It was

nerves, it was severeness. It wasn't like dreg it wasn't dragged. Okay, that's totally just very scared to me, is very different from being like really nervous or really anxious or something like, fuck, I don't know if I want to do this, Like I get that even like the uh sometimes the uh the look at me as So my experience is a lot different from yours because uh, I'm a I'm a short man, but I'm also black, and because I'm black, a lot of women probably expected me to have

like impossibly big penises like in porn, and so there's already me having this psychological thing I have to deal with with. Am I even gonna be what?

Am I gonna be inadequate because of what they're expecting of me. Luckily I didn't have, like, as far as I'm concerned, I haven't noticed anything like that happened to me. But it's always in the back of my head that I'm like, I'm sure some of these bitches want to smash, thinking that they're gonna get this gorilla fucking horsehog or something, and then they're just gonna get like a decent sized penis, but they wanted like some crazy

fucking rainstick, and I'm like, hah, you know, So there would be times where if I'm gauging that, I'm like, I don't even know if I want to smash or something, because I don't want to get in

this awkward situation where they're like, oh, yeah, that's fine. I mean, I'm totally cool with that, but it's no, you know, expecting you know, I'm like, well, fuck you fucking then I'm all hurt and I'm screaming and crying and running away my pants down and shit, I've never had like yeah, just it's just like people, I don't know. I feel like most of my sexual endeavors the it's never like I've had bad ones, but like it's like, all right, that was bad,

we'll work on it. I guess let me ask you something, you guys, would you if you were able to know what all your sexual partners were thinking about your sexual performance? Would you want to know, like if you were able to, like, you know, some type of crystal ball ship or whatever, reading people's minds, would you want to know like the honest truth of how they feel about you as a sexual partner? Or are you

good with how you feel now? Like you're like, oh yeah, my sexual endeavors so far, the first few wants are going to be really embarrassing, is the first few ones, because they were bad. They were they were bad for even bad sake, they were like bad, but mashing against the plus it's not even in I was just slamming it against it, just slamming it against it, and seeing what happened, I would just hit against it again. That's hot, dude, that's a while, just immediately eventually,

Yeah, it was that good baby. You like that, you like that we slap your tummy with my fat Yeah, no, man, orgies are out of the question. I think just generally, like I don't know, there's a brief period and there's a brief period of time where I probably would have thought about doing it for the story and for no other reason than

just a story. But like even that's just not even the gem collecting, just like just like oh because my because my thought is, look, I don't believe and I don't believe that there's a life after you die, you know, like I believe this is it. So for me, I'm like thinking, it's like, oh, well, it would be hoovy to have

as many experiences as possible. Uh, And so for me, I'm thinking like, ah, yeah, maybe, But then like I know, I know myself well enough to be like if that situation ever occurred, I would just think myself into a position where I'm just like, oh, well, no, this is fucking this is not me, This is not this is not where I want to be or where I belonged. There's no story here that I'm going to enjoy having, so like, there's no point really in it. But yeah, no way, no shot. Thanks for ready tomorrow

tomorrow tomorrow? What Oh, we're setting up the orgy tomorrow. That's I mean, you have fun, guys, Yeah, have a great time. Bro, make sure you guys are invited. I'll be the puppet master. What if you another thing I don't worry about. What if some my fucking I would go. I would go to an orgy if I could, if I could be like a sports commentator and I could like and I could be like, there goes, there goes what's her face with the giant vagina walking

into center for sweedy Rick agains back in the fight. He was gone, Peter's back out there, he went back, and guy's a fucking phenom. You know you're saying this, And I guarantee, I am positive there is a Japanese game show with this exactly. Sure, I bet, and I want to watch it because it's not a game to them though it's like a certified serious sport. It was like fucking the whole Athletic Commission and it's it's

they they take this seriously. Dude. That is what happens when you're on the island on your own for so long, Bro, you develop and then you get new. That's what happened. There's the secret recipe that that's what you're doin. Anime would have existed. Do you think anime would exist without the Adventure of the Nuke? No, in the way that it existed, because the cartoons that they had before was not like in It wasn't there. And as soon as they got a whipp of that radiation, it kind of

started. You started to see it. You started like that was really bad. I don't like that I did that. That was that I need somebody didn't draw you doing that, dude. That's like an animeground green or like whatever the fun and one of those like steel like I'll try I'll freeze frame, give me the give me the freeze frame and I'll paint it. Let's not, let's not. Yes, Oh man sweeney Son, I love it. I love it. I like that's such a racist thing. I just

did I feel really bad. It is what you listen, Kingson, what you've done is racist you because you are a racist individual. But I'm not racist. You just embrace it, man Kingston, you are not. I'm not. And I don't even think that's like a bad thing necessarily for you. You're you know, you're just you're racist. It's fine. Just what the fun for you? For you? I mean that there are worse There are worse things that you could be me in particular or like, yeah specifically,

no you specifically. They're there's things I remember you did. You're probably the you did it. You did a Japanese impersonation of jay Z and not I didn't do it. It was completely just you. It was just you. Nobody looked at it. Don't dig it up. It was just him. I was gonna do it just now, but I chose not to. I would have loved it because it was It's one of my fondest memories for

some reason. Oh, because I was funny enough. I was just think because that happened because of us talking about a C D C. And then did I really do that? Well, yeah, it was a whole It was a whole little bit like we were talking about a CDC and how they're from. But I remember making a racist jay Z it was that sounds so funny, that's like jay Z being from Japan. Like it was so that

that's how it was. And then it turned into uh sweet, you know, you know exactly what it turned into, age to the but it was with a Japanese accident. No, it was. There was a few different things. I know there was actually I know that you gotta get that dirt off your shoulders, you better, and then tears. I remember you saying tears of the musl Liam floor. I remember you saying that. I remember you saying that in the most racist fucking voice ever. And it's so it

was so nice. It was so nice. But it's funny. Is that not the only voice that you could do? Probably publicly? And you probably why do you have that image of that that looks like me and it doesn't look like me at the same time. That's which is insane? That really does that? Uh those things with Lily? Yeah, because because because because I try to practice drawing by drawing my friends, you threw the worst image of me. I look like a dog in that all right, draw draw,

draw, Draw, Zach and Michael from a smiling friends. Okay, here here I did it. Oh that was that was amazing. You're so good. You're so good. Isn't that that guy as then up? What's his name? His name is Brill. I've been trying. I've actually been trying to like get better at it, like actually like actions here that those are all jokes, but I'm trying. So I'm gonna paint that outline of you, that outline of you looking sucked up. I'm gonna paint that.

I'm gonna try and make it like a genuine painting and trying to make it. I think that should be merched, and you should say something under it. I don't know what though, So I was a gum bag or something. I don't know, just say you gumbag? Yeah, yeah, the comment in the comment section if you want that as merched. No, we do that? Do it? Come back? So fun? Honestly, obviously you would only know what we're talking about if you have the access to the

video feed. So when you see the video feed, it's I can't describe what I just showed to them. Look, I'll clip it out on social media for one, So, like I don't you know? So what happened to this? Right the I remember what I was gonna say because I got so thrown off by listen, let's move on, let's I love you. Gotta be images of you guys like that. I have image of Chris that'd be perfect first shirt. Chris. Don't want to of everyone I love later,

but yours organic. There has to be a image of you. You don't post. You post dumb images. You don't post fucked versions of yourself. That's why you posts silly one. It is, look it. I am down for there to be all of us. It just has to be

organic like that. What happened with your that? This was an amazing moment and I'm like, I want this shirt badly, Like I want to wear you know what that moment was literally asked me a question and I turned to her and for some reason my face looked so weathered that it turned into that and she just took a picture instantly and she was like, look it was I want to say scumbag on her. So guys, please don't say yes to that, because if they say yes, they're gonna do it. I

really don't want them to do that. You already know what's gonna be the best seller. It's always me. It's always we're gonna have My coworkers got the fucking shirt of Chris Way. He blew my fucking brains out, and she came into work with it, and I was like, no, awesome. I was like, you know, it's because I have an expressive face and I hate it my face, but not it's literally that was I mean, yeah, that one with the hold your head, that one actually didn't

do well at all. So that's what surprised me about that is that was that somebody came in with that shirt at all, because that's so that's sold like ten ten. Maybe I think it's the likelihood of that. But yeah, the three Swen Moon, the one with with the three of you looking up at the moon was it was a big one. That was like I remember that because but that was also just like a really good shirt because it was like an all overprint. I never really did. Yeah, it's very

well designed, Yeah I was. I was happy with it. But but that that on his shirt with scumbag underath it would be or any honestly anything underneath it. I kind of want to put, like I want to put that face up with like various band names underneath it, like like just like Nirvana's logo or like uh, you know, like something. It's like, oh, I've never seen that album, but I do want my scumbag one.

I want it in the like the Supreme logo, you know, like pu Supreme is I want to red and the white and I want to say thumbbag. That would be good. That's a good idea. Actually, yeah, down down, down, down down people, people, people you're gonna

go to like Starbucks or whatever. What is that shirt? Like? Because that I never realized how inquisitive, inquisitive people were about shirts until I started wearing like really fancy stuff, like I started wearing some alien wear ship and then people would be like asking me all the time, like, oh,

where'd you get that from? And I'm like, oh, usually because I guess I'm just wearing like a band tea or something over it, like a hoodie, and so yeah, people like are fucking don't They're gonna ask about that and they're gonna want it. They don't care what it is. I like that Elvis Alien has that that that pink and white hoodie that I really like. I left it in New York though. It's a shame. Also it's about to be I don't know. You guys can see, this is

another image of me. Yeah, that's not as bad. That's not as bad as the other one. You know, the other one, the one I look like a human In that one, you sounded like a dog. You look like you know what, you know what? You look like that image? What's that? That muppet, the shrimp muppet. Oh yeah, yeah, you do look like the thing he has, like the French accent. I think, I think if I if I'm remembering correctly different things. Now, I thought you were talking about that MEMI thing. It just says

me, me, me, are you talking about that thing? No? No, he's like he's like a shrimp. Hold on wait, shrimp shrimp muppet. Yeaheah. Pep pepe came prawn, Peppe the King Prawn. You I was thinking, look like, let me see. I know, I know what you're thinking. I was thinking a baker. You're thinking a beaker. Yeah, he looks like a mix of of Pepe and beaker. To be what what is it? Pep Pepe the King Prawn. But if you google puppet Pepe Muppet, I'm sure. Yeah, you know that character never

once registered to me as a kid as a fucking shrimp. By the way, I only knew that. I literally just found out later on. I found out from you right now what that thing was due I found from you right now. Looking at it, I'm like, what, that's not you. There's no way that that would sing shrimp. It's it's it's a puppet. One thing I will say, when are we going to have the balls to make a movie with a muppet again? And I don't mean I don't

mean make a Muppet movie. I mean I want to see a movie where there is a muppet and he is cast as a character in the movie. I want Kermit the Frog as the as as a character in a movie that has nothing to do with the Muppets at all. Where are we gonna have ambitious like twelve Years of Slave and one of the slaves is like fucking Fozzy Bear. Maybe walk a what if you saw Cousin Skeeter in Twelve Years of Slave Man, I was, I was just rocking out to that theme song

at the lago. Cousin you know that's where that's w Yeah, Cousin Skeeter actually had That's where one of the pedophiles came from. Was on set for for a cousin Skeeter. Is that real, that's real, that's actually, that's actually real. I don't remember which one, but like there was some somebody POI none of the black kids got pedophied, but he was like still he was like skeeting on cousin Skeeter. That was that was happening on him.

Put yo, that's heinous because there's a lot of cuts. There's a lot of jump cuts because you see the cum leaking out and then they have to like clean it up and then keep shooting. What a horribly inefficient way to run a set. It's like, listen, just do what you can. Listen. It's part of the creative process. We have to fill the puppet with coum. If come leaks out, we will simply cut and edit around it. Sorry, there's a lot of edit. It's really insane,

but it also develops the editors. Ever, they are so good at cutting. It's like the hyperbolic times Chamber for editors having to edit around all that cum. To move on, let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, thanks for listening, Thanks for listening. Said, welcome to the show. But whatever this podcast, tummy Skeeter listening, good old cousin cus cub

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as turned Andy streaking at a kindergarten football game. That's crazy. Uh. The ending of fight club. That's so insane. Uh. The ending of a fight club except it's streaking, by the way, is such an insane thing that that's that that was ever a thing at all. People really did not have an idea. That's people really really didn't understand the permanence of video media somehow, like they had to know because it wasn't It wasn't permanent until

it was permanent. I mean you say that, but like people were people were watching movies from the thirties in the in the seventies and eighties, So like the idea that, like, do you streaking at a football game would just be gone the day after. It's so insane anyway, The ending of Fight Club except it swinging at the top of a skyscraper, drink and piss, Heath Smoker, Chris's gay college experience, Uh walking Penis Tarika Sheet's secret

gay, white, secret white gay lover. The boy in the striped Supreme homeless transferm who comes Uh Sweeney sucks Penis through his tooth gap. How about I rised my head up your yap, broccoli head, little you who, little you who gobbling fiberglass? What like? What the fuck? Little you who? Gobbling fiberglass like cotton candy? Yo, it's crazy fiberglass. I don't know it's eating bad eating fiberglass like cotton candy? Is that's so crazy?

God damn, that's so delicious. Though, you get to concrete's fine, dude, fiberglass insulation looks so yummy. It's crazy, but it is. It looks it looks like it's inviting you to eat it. It really is. What you guys, remember the forbidden honey when you would see like the glass that's like like you know when glasses being like formed and like it's

all like being like twisted and ship. Yeah, google forbidden honey, Like, just look at a real quick I hate I've never I've never heard of it looks like honey, I said, I wrote forbidden horny by accident with a with an e y forbidden horny. That's actually forbidden. Whoa, yeah, yeah that looks like that looks delicious. Man, it looks just literally just your jaw. It's a shame how much it is so dangerous. You would like that you the scream you would scream would be hilarious. Guys,

what do you think? What do you think is the delicious looking thing that you you can't eat? Probably definitely I think forbidden honey. For me, like when I see that, like it's mesmerizing, it looks delicious. I can't lie. But also like, you know what, you know what looks delicious to me? Fucking wind decks looks so good. Just that that bright blue, fucking you know blue raspberry ass fucking this is what we call forbidden

honey. Stop. I have a few so fucking stupid, a few pre workouts that look like wind decks, And did I tell you guys if there was one pre workout that I can't believe someone did this. It sounds like something that we would do. It looks exactly like piss, and I couldn't believe someone would be stupid enough to make this because there's no way it's gonna sell well because like a lot of people have their pre workouts in plastic bottles or whatever. So it looks like you just carry around piss, like,

dude, not bright yellow like the average color of pists. It literally looked like that. I was like, I can't believe someone did this. My pins is a striking brown brown. Well, yeah, well that's that's healthy. That's you. Don't get it checked out. Don't get yourself checked out. You're good, you're fine, You're perfect. My my piss has hints of eleven in it. But oh you know what else? This stuff too, This, this ship looks delicious. This is gonna be really difficult to

describe, uh, but I'm gonna put in the chat. It's that rock that looks like chicken. Mm you know what I'm talking about. It's like a crystal but it looks so good. Oh yeah, delicious, Absolutely, Earth's Chicken Tenders. Manuck looks delicious. I can see some stupid the forbidden fried chicken. You couldn't touch it either, you can, you can't touch it beforehand. To get a grasp of how like how solid it is, you have to you have to look at something in sight unseen. You have

to commit a full bite without touching it. That's crazy, whole job. Your whole jaw would be fucked as ship scraped up, your mouth be bloody as fu. Your jaw would ben't think the arbiter. Your jaw would be so split in half. Let's move on. My queer spear be gaping men's balloon knots like a child's tongue at a at a birthday party. Ah, one of the lecturers got cut by the lead singer of the Pixies. Uh, SpongeBob, piss Pants, mister Pants, Chris Is, Chris Bitchinado and

Swen black Man. How do you feel about into the light and final shape? Oh? Right, yeah, I guess ye. Don't it looks it looks cool? I don't know, man, Destiny's weird. I haven't played Destiny in fucking like feel like it's really cool. I got a lot of really cool weapons so far is it worth playing? Ye? Allright, we all right, I'll jump on maybe later today or something. I don't know anyway, Are you talking about the political streamer? Yeah, Destiny her search

term. It's crazy, how like people just ruined my favorite search terms for me because Destiny ruined the video game. Destiny fucking Beyonce ruined Halo for me? What else? Like, what is next? That's true? That is true. Uh, there's probably more, but yeah, those are two big examples. There's gonna be a rapper coming out like in the next year or so. He's his name is gonna be Little Little BioShock or something, and he's gonna ruin my search term. You just put it out of the ether.

You just put it out, and now it will be they will be done. It's me a little BioShock, a little bios Yeah, that's kind of dope though, actually that's not It kind of isn't terrible that I immediately it's so stupid that I like it. That's the whole thing. It's, you know, BioShock infinite. I'm gonna be the one to ruin it. I'm a fucking ruin I'm gonna try to I'm gonna figure out how to blow

I'm gonna make a separate uh what do you call it? Spotify and try to blow up one track and then just be a little BioShock and then you can never search it again without my fucking face being on there. I do want I have be'ten toying around with the idea of like I do kind of want to make music under a completely like anonymous, like it's just a complete just like no ties to me at all. And I haven't name picked out. I haven't name picked out. I'm gonna type chat. I'm gonna type

it in the chat, all right, any significant little vah. But but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna don't say it out loud. I'm gonna be tempted to You're gonna be You're gonna be tempted to read it, but don't say it out loud. This this is what I wanted to be. I'm stupid. I know. I like it. Though I like it's good, I like it, it's really fucking what genre? What genre? I don't know. That's I'm trying to figure that out. But like I do want that, I want that name that you need to take, dude, there's

a vacuum. The void has not been filled for Juice World, do it. People have been trying to fill that void. They haven't done it yet. It is so feel feel, feel the the and then be that guy under that name. Yeah I will, alright, let's move on that. Or but if you don't want to do it, I'll be Juice World too. Let's see what happens. Okay, Juicier World World so respcfool. So just juice Land Juice. It's me ju Juice. It's Juice Land, Juice Land, Juice. Okay, I'll be bigger than Juice Juice Galaxy, Juicy

your World. Juice is such a stupid name, Juice. What's your name? Juicy your World? Peo would be so bad they would get his first songs called rip Nigga or like or no, maybe I'm gonna call it rip Land, and then people won't get it. They'll be completely different, and I'll be I'll be uh a little big Wayne. We'll start a little big way like why not honestly, like why why can't is there any rules saying

that? Because like I remember, because nas exists and then the little nas X exists, so it's just like you could theoretically just be like I'm like, I'm little barbarous streisand and there's like nothing you can do about it. Really, I think you're I think you're I think that is correct. Actually, I actually think that's true. My name's tiny rise against what's going on. I mean, I think you like, Hey, I'm I'm I'm. It's like it's like, hey, that's Will Smith, but I'm won't Smith.

We're different Smith getting silly with these questions, Chris come at all, right, Well the ball of the first sin bump spump offutters gaily where Jenkins be like, I love men's dicks that you're really dating yourself, by the way with because like I know you are now, I know you're over thirty if you're making Leroy Jenkins reference John Old dipshit the monkeys paw curls and everyone unsubs from the snark tank Patreon. That's making the credits easier to read.

There and no monkey, No Patrick hitting with that. Patrick h hit him with that autistic flow, reluctantly crouched about to blow. A guy comes pumping. He's humping in time the distance uh Cidney Sweeney's hits as two moons, ciphergraph medium, penis Haver Palestinians be like, here they come. It's lots and lots of juice and planes. Diving head first, diving hits such a good one, diving head first into my TV after seeing t fan a Bikinian

rebirth. I'm not there yet, don't spoil it. I'm not there yet, uh Hunter sud I mean they're all really, they're all. They're all pretty well endowed in that game in general for not play a huge bikini bro, She's got at least like fucking fs. It's like, damn, I was personally, I was personally, I'm personally a Jesse Jesse boy. Personally she's dead. It's like that she has that armor so interesting. It's like you're interesting, Hunter, What token with broken token? What the fuck is

this? What even is this person saying Cosmo Wanda, I wish for a glass of cummies. I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the business of I'm in the pissoness of pissery. I'm pissing out my cock. I'm gonna fucking bladder blast. My ship's about to pop. He has the beginning. You should have kept going with piss I'm in the pistons of pissery. I'm pissing out my cocks. He's got hour glass, It's say he's got as harder than a rock. That would have been good. It just like an

hour class. Jesus fucking wait, you guys, you guys, wait, you guys, don't and then then then I need to see your penis. If it's an hour glass, that's crazy, you guys. You guys get that. Sometimes you guys get that. Sometimes it's like an hour glass, Chris, that would make if your people like an hourglass, every single thing about you would make sense. Every single thing about you would all fall right into place. I'd be like, I get it now, I get all

of it. Now what does that mean? I don't get it. You figure it out. You'll figure it out. It makes sense. Glass. It's like it is this in the middle, it's like thinner than a hair. And then at the end it's like it looks it looks like what you call it, you know, the butt plug toys that have like the fucking ball, his penis looks like that. That would make more sense than that being because I mean, where's your urethra, sir? Where it is that's

of that small little part. There's separate there're separate entities. My penis innoy earth. You wreath wrapping around my waist and I pee out my waist that way. That okay, Li's asparagus, That dude, if you have a penis like an hour glass, please go get checked, please please, is just really really really fat at the tip and at the base, but the middles thin, thin, regular thing this and then there's just plump onto it. God, all right, Uh, Lili's asparagus binging piss dealer, back

to the tank of piss Caucasia contained and the crackerbout for gays. Donald Trump burbing on Tom's Tom's clin super Earth is just regular Earth to that Israel. You guys argued for so long about putting salt and fucking rice. I know, I know. It was so dumb, so stupid. Yeah, you do an argument today about the fucking what you call it, about the ring, and I was like, man, what it was about comb coming in sake? Yeah, it's a good way to save it. You're gay.

It's so dumb. I like that short and sweet, short, sweet and and just dumb enough. She pippedge on my pip. I live in Orange County, New York. Now fucking Long Island. Uh, sweety showers and sneakers. We are rebranding the Stark Tank as the Spank Tank. Maybe slightly above average Clinton Energy just a hard r star coffee. Never made it as a straight man, only made it as a gay man. Squealing That suicide squad game fucking ruined any hope of a wonder Woman game. Yeah, of

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I personally hate Uh. Actually were Worth is pretty good so far seven remake had that stupid hand, stupid hand one where you had to like it was only in there for like a second, but like where you had to move the big hand to move the boxes so that fucking Earth could move around. That was fucking terrible. But you were talking about shitty mini games. Play a combine in an NBA NBA two K game. It's the worst fucking shit ever, especially Jo, You've referenced the only thing about those games that

I know somehow the so shitty, like especially trying to bench. It's the fucking worst thing ever. They never fixed it. I will go go it's yeah. Anybody that fourth Condoor game in in Final Fantasy seven Rebirth and remake, I hate it. That's one thing I will say. I don't understand it. I like Queen's blood. I thin Queen's blood is cool, but like whatever, I don't know. Friendly neighborhood sex offender boy d million dollars, million dollar, million dollar date rate uh three x oh and other latinos

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That was a fucking ridiculous Okay, So have you guys seen that video of Linus tech tips where he's talking about like, yeah, man, we've used I've used my fair share of hard rs in the past, and yeah, he's talking about retard. I So I'm gonna say this, and I don't. I can't explain why this makes sense to me, but it simply

does. The fact that he didn't know that the hard R meant the N word for some reason, convinces me that he's like he he's more like to me, it's more racist not to know that than to have said the hard R before. Like it's it's crazy to me that you wouldn't know that, Like, how would you not know that? How do you live your life around so few black people that you don't know what the heart R is?

That's that's what's what's crazy to me, because you could have just never heard it, or he might live in like fucking Ohio or something like this, Like it's I get that. There's many reasons but like I just I can't fathom not knowing what the hard arm means, like I've knowed it forever. Like I think it was he saw the the he saw those hard Rock Hotel memes were like, you know, it's it's all the ship's it's so where it looks like it says hard R. And he thought it was like a

reference to retards. That's like it that that doesn't hit nearly as hard man. Yeah, whole time, this whole time, he just thought, oh the hard R. So what else does he think? We gotta question him on everything? Actually, yeah, because that means he's never heard Because because that means he's never heard the phrase soft a. You know, like I don't know, man, it's weird. It's weird. Suspicious Kremlin de gremlin. Uh. What I'm saying is onequickly is that line of sectips is a

is a racist person? Is what I'm saying. That is the official stance the Stark Take Podcast. Sorry I was saying prior let me clarify. I'm saying this exactly. Yeah, let me do we just clarify. I don't know what the fuck he's doing now. Gremen the Gremlin, the lunatic is the lunatic is in my ass brain damage. I'm gonna steal your bones. Fine, electrified mine, I elect to find my homocock Zoo by Denzel fury

Avvy. Let Derek read the names yet, you tyrant? Uh? Anybody I read anyone, anyone is welcome to take this responsibility off my hands. I'll do it, so I said, I said on the last episode, I did read them because I completely forgot to tell you to, like, hey, could you read them? I didn't even tell it. I just

completely forgot myself. And then so I just forget them. And then I also said for people to comment if they want us to switch it up more often, comment And then because I said, I know Chris wouldn't mind obviously, Like so if you want other people to do it, uh, then just comment. But it doesn't it literally, Yeah, it's a simple. It's it's it's simple. It's it's it's just a filter the filter of like what is it act and the active right, yeah, paid active twenty five

and then and then we're all set. But yeah, this is this weighs on me heavily. Uh, where where are we at? Let's yeah, okay, I imagine coming home and Ethan Ralph is there. He says, you thought you could ship talk hot darky and then comes on your doorknob. That'd be a fucking wild I don't think. I don't think you could reach the doorknob with com Yeah, he's a very small personage. Yeah, wage La five eighty three. People be like, why is that man beating up

that giant tumor? Uh? A sad guy from Michigan telling the boys it's not gay to give sloppy toppy, lazy couch style and take back shots. But I'm secretly crossing my fingers, all right, man, God this secretly. I like the idea that you would even bother secretly crossing your fingers while being that overt verbally. Uh. The Puppini Brothers and the Peppini Brothers present Massa Roschi flow we smoking Dino caps and flying nimbus? Is you stupid fucking

piece of shit? Don Doncerson Xavier renegade Angel reference, We're Xavier Renegade Angel reference. Whippity whippity woe? What do you call these wind monkeys? Windable wiggers? Is that real? I haven't seen that show it, so I think that's a real line from it. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised that show is so outrageous. We were watching it. Here's a day. Uh installing a faulty Yeah, installing a faulty neuralink in Chris's head to place thunder

on repeat. Uh, you gotta pay the troll sould Agains, the boys Hole Gage six Alexander, the gatet and final page. Uh, buy a man, buy a man, eat fish he they teach fish Man to a lifetime I fucking lie. It's a stupid fuck Patreon for removing the search by month option. These counts will do whatever it takes to make this sil and usab well. Hey man, Yo, Dick's out. Uh ah, help fuck the dumbest lesbian. They're coming, lots and lots of dick and balls.

I went home, was paying een miles shown to swap the the chump of casino guy John Strickland, I miss old Kanye go to the throw Kanye polls and the whole Kanye done Dragoness floor Kanye. Uh. Marks eighteen eighty nine came so hard the rubber flew off, screaming like a Saturn missile. The First Church of Keith, The First Church of Keith David featuring a crowd

of people gang writing on Chris's Little Slutty Notebook. Second Church of Keith David featuring Big bet in the First Chess of Key David pre Roz Blake eight nine six A half black happy Ennamese persons named Bitch. Edward lost my job at Cole's because they caught me playing with the mannequins moves j Cole calling himself the top three is crazy? Doja Cat had harder bars this year? Uh? Okay, alast you know, I feel trash Texas State or Salad Drake is

the big Bang theory of rap. I actually agree with that. That is true, baying that's good. I want him to say that once I wanted to happened an episode. He was like, well, you see I say bazinga around people that I think are humans, but around them I say the nigger. Beep that out because I know say that. No, you can say whatever you want, don't bleep it out. Uh, don't do that. It was also too it was the albums are gonna know what the fuck

you just said? Because it was too like that. It's you know what I mean, it's so jumble together. I don't think it's just gonna like be blank beep it out. It should be put it. I think it'll be safe. I don't think you should be better n word, but yeah, well don't believe they'll be better to take my ass here is nicky zicky. I want to test Chris's dyslexia ginger. My piss is thick like castation slushy and Lily chugs it Live action nine to eleven to animated nine eleven is

my favorite. The idea that it isn't that, The idea that that would be a difference is really good. Well we're GETT nine o nine. Sorry, Miss Jackson, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek Duck com the Vegan Nickermanser I consent eight thiory in Brginian Puncher and melpis one finally rehabilitated and back in the saddle with two functioning hands. Uh and it's always rounding out our list.

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