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This was so much better. I miss I missed when I was I was massive, dude, fucking I Okay, So yesterday I drove, well, a couple of days ago, I drove to Bakersfield and all I did there and back was just watched the original X Men animated series to prepare for ninety seven. I'm almost done. I'm almost I know. I'm so excited.
So I've been trying to like Cray goes crazy towards the end, like season one and two are good, then season like three, four and five are just in fucking it starts getting control and I'm like Mojo so much, I'm they got they got Youah. The Savage Lands with Mojo's is in the seasons so much there was a little bit of Days the Future past, which is cool, and then they just went camm with time traveling, which, oh
say, I didn't know this. So in the thumbnail of a few episodes ago we were talking, it was called racist Wolverine, and I found I was trying to find a picture of Wolverine, just a swenshot of him looking angry towards somebody. So I found him grabbing someone and it's just this bad dude, and it just said you're black, and like, Wolverine's calling this
white guy black. And the funny thing about this thumbnail is in that episode, it's a it's the time travel one where Wolverine and Stormer together in the future because Charles Xaber got assassinated, and so when they go back in time with Bishop and his sister, they're sitting in a bar and that guy owns the bar and he's fucking racist. So the funny thing about me calling that guy like he would he would it's a flip. It's a flip. Who was racist? Flip? And I didn't even know. I didn't remember that
that was the guy. I thought. That was so fucking funny. I love that show, dude. It's it's so fun great. It's that show is what a Batman is not telling people for me, Like, I like, people love the Batman series. I love x N ninety four. I thought that was so cool. Uh it's paced like a fucking like a meth dream. It is so funny how it is nothing gets to breathe. There are some really sad moments. There are some really really sad moments that what
is really sad? And then it just like we don't got time to morning. Let's goings like morph just died, guys, can we gonna say it? Like to be he to be fair, he got to punch Cyclops and that was the most morning he got to do. Uh there was dude, fucking uh Charles Xavier like what's her name? Like I think it's Lelandra or
some ship or whatever. Yeah, So like there was their whole connection and stuff, and then there was no time to really even focus on like their their connection and then immediate loss and it was just like I think a quick little tear shed by her and then Exaber just put his head down for a second and then that's it. And I'm like, damn, you didn't really get to feel the emotions dude, bro Bro, So okay, Wolverine and Storm being together. By the way, Chris is dead. Oh yes,
Chris. Yeah, Chris got Chris. I don't know he got shot, but continue, Yeah he's dead. Yeah, rip niggas. So so Storm and Wolverine together. They have those time bands on, so they're outside of space time. You know, they're outside of the time. Once it gets turned off or runs out of power, they're gonna not exist because they fix the future. Bishop tells them, you guys only have about two days until
it runs out of power, nigga, I kid you not. Ten seconds later, they kiss and turn off their bands and I'm like, what, you had two days to be together. They were all sad because they were gonna not exist, and they just turn their bets off immediately. Well they had forty eight hours. I was laughing so hard. They're fucking fearless, bro. They're fearless. Bro feels. They're like, yo, I'm gonna die. I dictate that. Fuck that shit. Like they were so sad
when they found the news out and they hugged and kiss. Wolverine said something like don't leave me or I don't don't let go nigga, and then and then all of a sudden, then they just pressed the thing and I'm like, you had more time, like two days whatever. I just thought disappoint proven your point about the pacing that they just like, now we ain't got time for that ship. It's uh freaking the whole entire episode where Nathan shows up and he is a cunt. He is just a bighead. I love
how much of a pizza stick cable Cable. So out of all my X Men have, my three favorite X Men are Cable is like third. I would say number one is Kurt I love. I love Nightcrawler. He's like my favorite that just past that episode where they introduced him. Dude, oh dude, hold on. Okay, So I've I've talked about this since I was a little kid, and how much Wolverine is nerfed in that show.
For obvious reasons, they have to. They have to nerve him for his his healing powers, and also obviously you can't slash the ship out of people because it's a kid show. So unfortunately, he'll usually he'll extract his claws and then he'll either get hit by a beam or somebody will throw something at him. He doesn't get to kill anybody. The one time they at least gave him free swinging is obviously knowing that Nightcrawler is so agile he wouldn't be
able to touch him. Dude, never in all of the entire other seasons. This is I'm in season four, he is slashing at fucking Nightcrawler like trying to kill him like never before anybody else, and then he almost got him, and then he disappears and he stabs the cloak that he was wearing. Yeah, you never in all of the episodes prior, he's only slashed
mister Sinister or Robots and Apocalypse, but he can't. He can't hurt Apocalypse, so it doesn't matter, just like he can't hurt Omega Rent, so what's fine if he tries to slash him too, But like anyone who can actually truly be hurt by it or killed never gets to do it, and then Nightcrawler could be killed by it, but knowing that he's too agile, they let him go ham and he is it is. It was almost frightening seeing it because you never got to see him do that is crazy, dude,
I freak. The show is such a it's such a it's such A, I love you to the Uh the who is it? Uh? Not forgetting is the guy's name? The are the big Arthur of that era of X Man, the nineties of X Men. I forgot his name? Uh
Chris Klamont Clemont. Yeah, it's such a big love for you. Chris Clemont's like era of X Men. And I think it's so fucking cool that they're bringing that era back because we get to see all those characters and like ninety seven you haven't watched it. I'm not gonna spoil anything major for you, but ninety seven is like a it's the first of all. They fixed the pacing a lot. I imagine they did. They imagine a lot.
They like slow it down, Like there's still a lot stuff happened, but they slow it down, and it's like you can get to enjoy this. Then are moments like to sit in things. But the thing is that so many episodes are two part episodes still, so again, a lot of exposition is one episode and you're like, there's a lot like for the first episode I didn't watch I watched Saviies, I didn't watch it for a little bit, and I'm like, oh shit, A lot happened at the end of
the last series. I'm just kind of like, all right, well bye and bye on this really extreme note, and I'm like, what's going did you wait? Wait, what episode are you? Did you see them go to Africa yet? Or did you? Did Apocalypse show up yet for you? They did? Right? He glows up to be a season. Oh yeah, barclp showed up in like this the second season or the end of the first season, right, he disappears. Did he show up again yet? Yeah? So the next time he showed up for me, they they
whipped his aster in the ship that was alive. The ship was this ship was somebody programmed that shipped to feel pain too because it oh and and to be and to be you want to talk about pacing, so Hank McCoy, right, So, so Beast has a fucking ten minute relationship with this ship. Yeah, And then, like, Beast is amazing in the show. I love how consistent he is too with never shutting the fuck up about being like at any point, even when he's like being threatened with like he's about
to die, he's still poetic. He still needs to be like instead of just turning into an animalistic like I'm gonna scream because I'm frightened or something. No, he's still like like this man, you know happens, And I'm like, I love you waldough Immorates said, and he's literally about to get his head blown off, and I'm like, bro, like bro, bro,
get mad, bro, you do something. And then he's still like dude, and and how skillful he is to like say so morph he's ready to come back to the He's ready to come back to the Oh wait, let me finish this relationship. The ship is helping them defeat apocalypse. It's a back and forth. The ship gets blown up and stuff. The ship groans and moans, it's feeling pain. I guess why the ship's getting fucked up, which I feel like it's really fucked up for somebody to program something
to feel pain. And then as it's about to like explode or whatever, Hank and them have a moment and Hank's crying and shit, and I'm like, nigga, you just met this thing and you're crying like you've had a relationship with them for a year. It's so funny how they just fucking just marathon emotions and connections. It's so funny. I love Rapid Fire. It's rapid Fire. It's in It's like, what was going on in the nineties,
dude, what is happening? It? Really? It really kind of it almost seems built for this the generation now that's like TikTok or the Vine experience. It seems like I can I can watch it only because I know what's going on, Like so I have an idea what's going on? Because like if I get up and like your phone rings, right, you look at your phone, like that's it. You're gonna You're like, uh, why are they in Magicport? Like, what's going on when they get Imaginopoort?
Why? Why is everybody so mad at each other? Like the fact that Reid gets out of the plane and punches He gets out the plane, walks up the Cyclops and just doves in one. I'm like, you were in the plane the whole time that you were sitting down the way that back in New York. I'm a punch his motherfuckering the stomach as soon as we
land. Well, everybody, when when when after that happens? I gotta say, Cyclops in that series has the best voice acting in my opinion, When I when I go when I'm because I'm watching it right now, and that voice actor don't know the don't know the guy's name, uh, but the way I feel his emotion whenever he's doing anything, when Jean's freaking out, whenever he's having an existential crisis about whatever, his being a you know,
an orphan and all this stuff. Meeting Corsair and finding out this stuff. The paston that was hilarious too, where he finally finds out and then immediately Corsair calls him son immediately because he just found out too, and he's like, don't you ever call me that? Like, just with the anger and vigor that like I would totally understand how somebody in the position would be.
I was like, damn, this feels real. And then just like you know, thirty minutes past and then he's already calling him dad, or he's calling him dad a condescendingly dad, and it's just a wild ray of emotions that would happen probably over a year. The idea in one episode, the idea of his whole story is insane. His dad and mom were in a plane and like his dad's brother and him got ejected out. Scott Scott hit his head, he lost Katola's powers, and then like, there's more
to the story. Technically, what happens is his does she r capture his mom and dad, His dad escapes, his mom was pregnant and they rip out the other baby. So there's three Summers babies. There's Scott and there's Nathaniel. There's Scott and then there's No, No, No, No Havoc is uh what is Havoc's real name? I actually kind of forgot. I was trying to think of it. I was like, wait, I should I know this, I've always known this, and then it just went out
of my head. Real name, I kind of forgot. No, not even kind of I've always known this though, Adam like Alex Alexander, Alexander Alex It's Alexander, Alex Alexander Summers. So there's Alex, there's Scott, and then there's then there's a Nigga Summers. Nigga Summers that is crazed. No, what's his name? His name is not? What is Oh my god? I mean that's that seems like a normal name in the in the SII Empire. Up, it's insane. Nigga, What can I even say?
Your name. His name is Gabriel, Gabriel? What is wrong with my name? Scott? I don't think I could say it. That's not all the ship we've been through. I can't go and say that word. I can't. I can't do that. Are you that ashamed of me? Brother? Are you that ashamed? I can't even say my on earth? We uh? On Earth? Your name means something extremely derogatory, extreme dogatory to our certain group of people. My name me mute. No, it
doesn't mean mutant. I think they were actually around first. But uh, it's a lot unpacked. Let's just this is that's just your what's your superhero name? The nigga? All right? Uh? The all right? Brother? Brother? Brother? Ye? I call you brother? All right. Now we're disgushing or done gushing over how great expan it is. You guys should really watch it, seriously, give it a watch. Plus, it's really fun. The original series is also very good at time as well.
I just you gotta watch both. I would imagine that's why it picks up. It picks up at the end of the original series. Yeah, because I I I remember quite a bit of the origin. No, but I want to have everything fresh in my mind, you know, so just in case there's something that I missed that. That's why I'm I'm almost done with it because there's five seasons, so I'm almost done. I'm at the end
of the fourth season and ship is sh It's getting weird. I gotta say, I think the best bet of a character in that series is by far Magneto. Magneto is fucking amazing in that series. Magneto's great. I just can't. He's a god. He's just like going to do whatever I want and I'm gonna do some wild I just gotta say. His voice is too like like he's a comple. He's a complex character, and his voice is way too sinister for me. That's the only problem that I have. He's
a very complex but he's the way that is voice he talks. I'm like, you know, like this nigga is pure evil, but he's not so giving him that type of voice, it's it's unke say you give a nigga name mister Sinister and the way he talks, Okay, that makes sense. Everything about makes sense. Mister Sinister. He's one of those evil looking people. Ever like perfect mister Sinister looks that he is the mister Sinister looks like like if you show the baby a screen shotous and says that he like,
that's a bad guy. You can you can profile the funk out of it. You'd be right, you'd be like, that guy is up to no good. Keep him away from babies, keep him okay from women a chance. And it's like, damn yeah, story for this dude, because like, did he look that evil forever? Like is that? I wonder about
that? Like is he a kid with spikes in his teeth? And he just looks like the kind of the way that like say, uh, you know Nightcrawler obviously right, like he just looked like evil to people because that's what they think, like demons look like or whatever. But then there's mister Sinister. What was baby Sinister? Like he was a human, but then
it was a human? Are you sure he was an? At first he did a lot of he did a funct on of tests on himself to make him like that, to make like, to make himself look like a nightmare. I guess he was like a it is the best bat. I think, this is perfect what I want, This is this is the this is what I was going for. But give it a watch. Give it a watch, guys, for sure, you guys will if you guys don't like it. It's it's it's Marvel stuff. But it's not Emcu Marvel stuff.
It is what Marvel was when we were younger, where it was like character, a lot of character stuff, really really funny scenarios, high octane pacings. Very it's entertaining a watch. Speaking of that, they're also doing the didn't you about the Spider Man released. They're putting the spider movies back from theaters starting next week. I think every week the spider all of them.
So next week they're gonna start. There's gonna be Spider Man. One's gonna be the fifteenth, then the or the twenty second will be Spider Man two, the twenty ninth Spider Man to be in theaters, and then the next day, the next week it'll be Amazing Spider Man, A Maze, Spider Man two, and then the novel ones mm in theaters again. I'm gonna go see Spider Man one, two and three and theaters again for sure.
Yeah, definitely definitely one and two. The other ones I don't yeah, I don't care about I dude, I'm be honest, and I don't know how you feel. But particularly the Amazing ones, I'm like, okay, whatever they're they're they're whatever to me. But the the the Marvel Disney run, I don't care about it. Like I what I mean by I've only seen each movie once and I've had no desire to see them again, and not like I feel like they're bad. I just don't care about them.
I don't know how I like Homecoming. Yeah, I like Homecoming. I think Homecoming is fine relative to the Universit is in like, it's a fine
movie. Uh, and then the second one's bad and the third ones really bad, but it has everyone in it, like when you take a step back from the third one, you take a step back from like the nosalgia and seeing Andrew and told me, and you're like, I liked them as spider Man and you realize that Spider Man was like, instead of talking to a college, he went to doctor Strange first, and I'm just like, what, Spider Man's a genius. Instead of going and be like, hey,
college, I made a mistake. Can you let my friends in or can you let me in? Still, he was like, doctor Strange, use your magic to change reality? And it's just like dumb, dumber than like like, hey, could you magic this away? Please? You? Like, no, someone like Spider Man did that. It's like Peter to be like, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna use magic because that's dangerous. Of course not it's Yeah, it made him a complete moron right there.
That. Yeah, I have my problems with the Ramy Spider Man movies, but Ramy is undoubtedly a fan of the early Spider Man stuff and you can see that in the movies. You can't take that away from I think he made his own choices of liberties. But that's someone that knows the world of Spider Man. You know what the characters is around, the story he was
around, and I think he does a very good job. You can tell where he doesn't know things anymore because he he because he makes Venom Fault come out of a media right when he's like, all right, this is not what happens, He's like, I'm just gonna use I don't know venom. I'll use what happened in the fucking nineties cartoon because I don't know who the
fuck this guy is. Yeah, just try to make what Yeah, I don't know who this guy is. I guess he's like, I know who doc Ok is, I know who dream Goblin is, but I know who Samon is. I don't know who the fuck this is. An alien alien alien. That's stupid. He's probably saying that the whole time is just dumb. I'm gonna get this check though, anyway. I'm gonna get this check. Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, it was. It was. Yeah, like the old ones. I don't think I have rose color
lenses. When I watch them, I understand what they are, and I still enjoy them. You know. It's especially the third one is when when you're I think when you when you push back, and we've talked about this before, you push back the initial disappointment, and then you can enjoy it for exactly like, oh, this is extremely wacky and campy. Then you can enjoy for what is the same thing. When I was a kid, I didn't really enjoy Batman and Robin, you know, the Shoemacher shoemakers.
I thought that shit fucking pissed me off. Especially, I thought Batman Forever was pretty good. You know, as I'm older, it's it's not that good as good as I thought it was. But Batman and Robin. I like Batman and Robin better than Batman Forever now because Batman Robin I one hundred yeah, because I understand exactly what it is. It is a camp. It's can't be bullshit. It is more akin to the sixties fucking show than
anything else. And looking at through that lens, you'll completely understand why everything's so wacky, why mister Freeze is saying a one liner every time he's on screen. They're fucking just everything about it is just silly bullshit and it's not supposed to be taking And from that lens, I'm like, I enjoy this
movie for what it is. But as a kid, when I watched Batman Forever with a more serious tone to it, not as serious as you know Batman Returns or the other or the other one, but like I still was like, he was murdering people. Bro. He killed a lot of people in the first Batman movie with who was the first Batman it was with his name Keaton. Keaton, Keaton was killing niggas. Now he was a murdering dude. They definitely they wanted to be more like, well, surely somebody
like this would kill people. C really somebody like this wouldn't have a problem. The sociopath. He's like people, he's like, hey, I'm Bruce Wayne, and I'm I'm sucking up being all that ship. And then at nighttime I turned it to this a criminal murderer and I'm just like, Yo, this guy is crazy, dude. I mean he it makes sense and like that's a wife always like Thomas Wayne in his universe where he survives,
he makes more sin. It's like like, say, I understand the insanity of the real Batman where he's he thinks he's moral and just by not killing people. And it's this fine line of like you're insane. You are beating up so many people and doing so many things and not killing the people that would stop a lot of you know, violence, the perpetual violence, I think, but I don't think it's it's nice. There's nice because there's so much that falls up. Like I look, I am a superhero lover.
I love superheroes. Yeah, but all of so much of it falls apart when you give it any thought or the only one, the only one that makes sense. It's kind of just Superman. That's just it. Like when you think about it, like on a step back lens Superman as a person that came from a better society, a better world. He's better humans at everything for the most part, and he chooses to protect humanity. That's kind of it is so allegory for Christ or whatever it is. Yeah, but
that's what he is, right. The fact that Batman is a billion trillionaire and he thinks what he's doing at night is better than I don't know, putting money back into the area he lives in to make it a better place. But is it that help ship though? Huh? Isn't that real ship? Though? Don't you think that like that is what would actually happen a rich persons got the technology and the training to do just like that, he'd do some fucking dumbs like that. He'd end up dead. He'd end up
dead, definitely. Like if someone would get him, someone would like some dude would just take the blowout, take a blow out and buying him one time, and they'd be like, I got him, hit him in his face. I hit him, wear his mask and protect his face. You know, that's the big difference. The league of assassins like Batman having the training of an even exists bro like is this so much, like what is
going on? Dude? Of course, I'm just like trying to rationalize Batman and the only reason he wouldn't die like say the second night, Like say you say Arkham Origins. I like that game, but Arkham Origins would be like if it's a real person dead that night, he's dead. He's they put him through the dotlets so crazy, and then he had to fight death stroke to at that night as well, he would have died the fact that Batman beats death stroke ever, is like death stroke kicks cars at people,
Like, what the heck am I looking at? Dude? That has always been my problem with Batman. That's he's so opeeve for No, he's just written O P. And I've never I'm a little kid recognizing this. I'm a kid watching the animated series and being like, oh is it they are they gonna? Is he gonna get got? And then you become a you start becoming aware, No, he's gonna find a way out of this somehow,
and then it becomes less interesting for me. He's too good. It's it's just I don't know, man, Like I I love Superhos, but I just I'm just like, like I love Spider Man like I love Spider Man. I love all the Spider Man like I love all of them. Obviously have connection to Miles, so he's literally the same ethnic background as me. And I love Peter because Peter is the gay's my hero, you know, I grew up with. But anybody that's like Peter Parker's Spider Man and
Miles. And it's like, dude, if you love Spider Man, you would want Peter Parker to retire being Spider Man. Go fix his life and let Miles do it. If you love Peter so much, why why is he still doing all that shit? Miles is better than him. Just go let this little young blood do it. He can be a mentor whatever. He could use his genius brain that he's had for I don't know, decades and do something useful. Go work with Tony or read and create worthwhile and
then have a good life. And everybody's like, but that's that Spider Man. See that you recognize that, And it's like, that's so stupid. So you don't like so you like watching this poor guy suffer. What can you do for me? What can you do for me? I don't care about you? What can you do for me, entertain me, and I don't care about your well being. I'm like, dude, that's so I'm gonna say, that's crazy. That's I said. Clearly, I'm not autistic because I'm like for me, I'm like, nah, dude, go let
him thrive, Go get out of there. There's little black kid stuff for a little bit until he's like, yeah, I'm done. I'm done. The cops tried to kill me way too many times. Man. One cop looked at me, stared at me for like twenty seconds and shot at me. Bro. He didn't even know who I was. He just looked, look, man. I will say, this is the the inherent problem.
It's not a problem. It's a problem when it comes to a consumption that when you when you have these singular characters that are so good and they're written so well for you know, for what they are, people don't want anything else. When you can build it team like like say, for example, like the Mighty More from Power Rangers is a team of people, and there's
a lot of different people you can choose from. So even if some people are gone, like you can still attach yourself to another person like say obviously us being Black, we probably gravitated a little more towards Zak Black Power Ranger are like cool, he was gone eventually, you know a lot of people left, but like there was still some cool ass niggas around, Like say, Tommy stayed around for a while longer, and I'm like, I can
enjoy some Tommy. I can, like, I can at least not feel so fucking like, oh, he's gone, I don't care about anything else because there was an entire team built around so now that when people try to be like, all right, let it's time for Miles to take up the mantle Spider Man, there's so many people that are just like no, they
start turning into babies. They're like, but like, say, if there was a team of Spider Man from the very beginning, you probably you had your favorite, but you probably liked all of them to a certain extent. I understand. That's clearly what that's It's clearly what it is, right, yeah, right, clear people have their particular connections to characters. Right. For me, it's just like, let let let our man rest, just
let blood led blood sleep. I don't disagree, like, don't let him his life has been so bad for so many years he's been juggling, like just let him like, let just let this other character try, like, let him go do his thing. Hey, let me ask you something. I just thought of this right now. So in the same in the same like type of subject, God of War. A lot of people were annoyed with a Trayas, for example, when when you had to control him.
Do you think people I know some people would criticize this what I'm about to say, but do you think most people will be okay? If a Treyus was just a miniature version of like he was still you know, a master with like the blades and like he had like you say, he was the miniature version, but an agile version. Do you think people would have accepted that if he wasn't completely different? Do you think, like say, people
would have been more accepting at that moment? Was the point of even having a trayas at that moment, you know, it's any creative, It was the point of having him, Like, I didn't have a problem controlling a Trayus. I just hated that first part of controlling him. That first like I feel like part was horrible. That was a terrible part. It was just like, this is really annoying. I have no problem with this character. I like that he uses bows, I take some of his animals.
He turned into the wolf. I think that's all cool because it's different. But the thing is that I'm a character where like if you change, if you change something, it doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother change it bothers how well the chain is implemented. That is for me what it is. I don't mind. Like when Thor was a girl, I didn't mind that because the story with Thor being a girl was good. I didn't mind when Wally West became Flash because Wally was cooler than bear It. You know,
I didn't care about I didn't. I didn't like Guy Gardner right from being very honest, I don't like Guy Gardner very much. He's a redhead. But no I know from some homies that love him, but they're redheads, so they ride for their they rie for their you know, I respect that. I like. I like Johnson is John is cool. John's mentality is cool. I prefer how Don't get me wrong, but I think John's cool, right Like I love Peter. I love Peter, but I also like
Miguel O'Hara. I also like Ben Riley, I forget about that fucking that wet back whatever. You don't. That's crazy Joe, So it's wild, that's wild. He probably drinks piss. He probably drinks piss too, if you know drinks. But that's that was the first on the first comic that he was on the first page he had a fucking two liter of piss. And then they're like, oh hey, and I was I was like, I just ignored it. I was like, and I'm like, why is I thought that was a beer. That's pee, that's pee. But what
you like, I like, I just I don't know. I don't mind characters changing things because I think that's fine. You know. I think it's fine for characters to because every it makes sense. You know. I understand usually time doesn't move in most universes, obviously, things don't go anywhere. But I think it makes sense that eventually someone gives up their title. I didn't mind when Sam Wilson became Captain America. That didn't bother me. I
didn't bother me when she became Black Panther. Those things eventually turned back. They always come back to the characters. That's the main thing. They're gonna come back. Obviously. Here's the thing, though, you are you are way too tolerant. It's it's almost like I'm asking the wrong person actually, because I don't mind that because yeah, you're not. It's I guess I'm more curious the people that because I'm in my perception, I feel like most
of the people that are angry are they're not actually mad. I think they're being kind of told to be mad. The only thing that I the only thing that I even because I feel like a lot of people just don't have a mind of their own, like unfortunately, like like say you can like say you know how you've heard recently people on the conservative line they're they're they're
they're complaining about de I diversity, equity inclusion. So the thing is, we know this has been a thing for a long time, and this is what I've heard, Like this is just for example, whenever I hear somebody say something like this, like you know, because the I would also encompass like women as well, like oh, putting women in blater, let's give them more opportunities and all this stuff, and so people would say, oh, it's obvious, But the thing is it's not because somebody like you know,
alien, Like say, when you talk about Ripley, if you want to be technical, that is DEI because that story was written for a man. Oh that was met Ripley. Yes, Ripley is not was not written for Sigourney Weaver or a woman. It's one of those things. Yeah, it got changed and then it works so well, and they did aliens and stuff. There's so many examples throughout time of this, like the reboot of
Battlestar Galactica when they got fucking Starbuck. You know, they got fucking a Katie sack Off instead of a dude, and that dude bro happened to turn into a chud. That was mad about that shit. Actually he was mad that his his character got turned into a woman. Because these people are always crying. They've been crying forever. But what bothers me, What bothers me is that the diversity thing, it's not. There are moments where change is
done stupidly right, And I agree it's stupid change, right. What happens it's because for so long there was no other thing than a certain kind of demographic of like heroes, white man. All we're doing now is is letting other people exist in other roles. That's it. This world is way more diverse than it's ever been. So obviously it's gonna be differ people taking different roles, being of all different things. That is gonna be the nature of
how things work, you know. Obviously, that's just the nature of the beast. You know, at once upon a time, a place only spoke one language. Now a bunch of plays have different languages they speak. You know. Obviously, things are gonna changes, are gonna move forward. So like when you see like a character like, oh, we're gonna we're gonna make this character change it like in game, like a House of Dragons. If you watch House of Dragons yet I did watch. I watch the season.
Yeah, House the Dragons. They made the Valerians black people, right, oh the niggas, Yeah yeah, yeah, I read the books. They're definitely not black. Of course, they're definitely not black people in it. But what happens is in the books Valerians look exactly like Targarians. They are looking there's no visible difference between them. I heard some dude in the comics, some dude is wild about the being black and having dragons. He
was dragons would never obeythe them. That's impossible. There's no there's no way. I was like, yo, dude, dude, breathe, breathe, dude, you gotta go down. And it's like, I think that's like, I think that's a little weird because the story because with the greater context of the world of Game of Thrones, the people that are black are from a particular place. So why the fuck are there black people in Valeria. That's where my brain is just like, why, What's that? Doesn't make
sense? That's the all. But some people or some people would counter argue that. And actually, your friend so me, Chris and uh and and Jalen, we all went to Vegas like in twenty nineteen, and Jalen brought up an interesting point of why, like Game of Thrones bothered him. I kind of disagreed with him, but I also saw I understand his point of view, but like, say, cause Game of Thrones supposed to be historical fiction. It's obviously fiction because there's fucking dragons and magic in it, but
it's almost really like historical fiction exactly. It's like, no, what so But his argument is since there is bullshit like that in there, they really could do whatever they want. And so the thing is he didn't like that the niggas in the show happen to play that one unfortunate role essentially where they didn't have any power in that show because of the historical fiction nature of it. But he's just arguing, like he doesn't have to be that way.
So I imagine Jalen would be okay with the Valerians having you know, some some some nigg of blood or whatever, because you can do whatever you want. And I have to argue with him or not argue in favor of saying. When I watched House the Dragons, I thought it was good. I like it because the black people are terrible. That's what makes me happy,
because the Targariats suck and like sensible. So it's like, this makes me happy seeing black people not be insane and like the most important thing didn't ruin the quality of the show, like in my opinion, it didn't like in my opinion, I watched that season and I'm not the hugest Game of Throne fans because I didn't read. I read like a part of a book when I was a kid and didn't understand it because it was I saw for kids well. Also, I didn't read in order because I'm an idiot. I
was a dumb kid. There was a song by jedimind Tricks called a Storm of Swords that I love. That song I forgot, but since the connection the song of Ice and I, I didn't know. I just saw that ship in a store and I was like, that's look. I was like, dude, that's that fucking song. So that's what that song must be about. Of course it's not even about that either. It's just like love
a dumb kid. You can't expect me to think correctly. I'm just making connections, so and I'm like, I don't understand what the fuck is happening. So of course I put it down and I was like, I do not know. I didn't do any research and do it. I didn't care anyway. But it's just one of those things that I'm not being the biggest fan, but watching that and I was like, that was really good. I know I know enough that these nigga shouldn't be niggas. That's fine.
I'm all good. I remember Chris making a comment about in the Halo series, were that one? Uh, I don't know the Colonel General guy whoever, he's not a black man. So and he was saying, when when it comes to like these characters that are super iconic, it's like, did you have to do that to me? It's it's a it's an it's a it's a conversation because for example, maybe for that character, since I don't
really care about them particularly, I wouldn't give a ship. But then if you turn spawn white, if you turn Al Simmons white, for example, I would have a problem with that. Well, the thing, because the thing is that when a character, when you don't change major things about characters, that's the thing. You don't change major parts of characters character if you make if you make uh, if you make a Blade movie in blades white, it's like, huh, yes, you see that, or you make
a you make a fucking that makes That's a good point. But at the same time, it's like, does a character sex have to be a major part of their character? And when it's not as it okay to change it. That's like that spoken on. It's an interesting question, right, there's no I would say, there's no definitive answer. That's kind of what it comes down to, because I like, I'm happy if in the Game of Thumb is the show. Unfortunately the black characters, they're often first of all,
they're often the way it was written, they're often not terrible. That is the thing. George RUMMYA made a very serious effort to like let the most fucked up people in that world be the whitest motherfuckers. They suck like the whole entire the Lanisters. The Lanisters are fucking animals and their nose are definitely not black people, you know, you know, like they're dude. They imagine if they were, how do you think this series would have went.
It would have went overwhelmed very well with a certain group people, a certain democratic would have really loved this. Jeffrey bro imagine if it was Jeffrey this person. Damn, I want a crystal ball, Dude, I want to crystal ball. I think you think you want to see that. I think you think you want to see that. I curiously, what's the evil? Curious not to eat? But like, I want to see how dark humanity can get. I want to see that. I think we've seen glimpses
of it already, and they ended very bad in this world. Like we've seen glimpses of evil and the reality. Let's let's just say, let's just say there's millions of less of the same person as Jesus walking around with just simple glimpses of darkness that go on for like maybe less than ten years. Imagine like just centuries of evil in this world. I don't want to think about that. Yeah, I don't know. I get sometimes I'm just like
I don't want it to ever happen. But sometimes I just want to see, Like I had a what if machine like in Featurama, and then you just get you oh no, you back up, You're like, oh bad, damn dog. What if Lee Harvey Oswald was black? Like, what would that have done? What would that have done to Black America? Can you what would that have done? Bro? Why would he be black? Though? Well, just because it's just a what if machine there is why was it? Why would he do something? Well? So, so here's
the thing, the the the uh, the the actual. It could be anybody. And I feel like because from right now, from a lot of people think that Willie Harvey Oswell was a Patsy, he was radicalized, he was a radicalized I think he spent some time in Russia. I think he was. I think so he was like kind of being radicalized, you know, anti capitaliz blah blah blah. If I remember correctly, I could be getting this wrong, but from what I remember, I think he was radicalized.
People speculate that he was a useful idiot and and Patsy, I feel like it's a very easy It would be very easy to unfortunately, radicalize someone who's disenfranchised against you know, like you're living here and they obviously fucking hate your guts. You got the Jim Crow and all this shit, the civil rights and all, you know, like lack of civil rights, and then they're trying to do a movement maybe a way to be like you do this
for me, We're gonna set your people free. And somebody, some poor soul believing this and so in this scenario and now all of that shit's put on niggas men, Imagine what the fuck that would do? Like that is a disastrous shit and thank god think luckily that did it. It didn't go down that way. Imagine it wouldn't almost lets you know that, like people,
that makes me feel really uncomfortable. I gotta say this. Maybe it also even makes me think less of it being a conspiratorial because think about it, if you're one of these evil white people doing all these conspiracy theories, you want to take out Kennedy, Well, when you when'd you pointed on the niggas? When'd you when't you put it on them? So it almost makes me think it's less of a conspiracy theory, and then it actually is. If you feel me, if you feel what I'm saying, don't think
you can be able to find a nigga? Well no, do you have you heard people have heard of Judas in the Black the Black Whatever? It is that story that that there was this guy that one of the original leaders of the Black Panthers. He was there was this black dude that was uh gonna go down for some like pretty helge charges and they had him infiltrate the
the Panthers and systematic give him information to like destroy the party group. And it was led by this one particular guy I forgot its name, Dean Kohalua. Our acts as him. But they gave the information to kill that man. And the guy gives an interview. He gives interview talking about it like
the first pubby already gave about it. He get interview in the killed himself right afterwards because all the guilt understood, like how much he hurt his own people, and he was just like, damn, I really suck, and he just I don't know about this Judas in the Black. I think it's Judas in the Black Maida's name of the movie. If I'm a mistaken Judas
in the Oh, so it's like a movie. So I want to watch a documentary on this because I'm actually not I'm not Judas and it's played by Yeah, Billy, Billy O'Neill was a guy's characness, so it happens. Oh, this is a Fred Hampton, do you know? Fred Hampton is Yeah, so there's a lot of okay, so there's a lot of fucking yeah, I know exactly Fred Hampton. Is this? This is star studied cast. What the fuck? Oh yeah, very star studied, very very
start. I didn't even know what the fuck is this. I didn't even fucking movie too, very good. Fuck, you don't even remember this being a thing like they came out during early COVID. That's why it's so it didn't it didn't get a chance to hit theaters a proper way. But yeah, dude, that whole story is even percent Rotten Tomatoes Metacritic eighty four.
Okay, serious movie Homie gave that he gave that interview he was talking about and everything like that, and he was like, you guys don't understand what I was going through. You don't understand what I was trying to avoid. And it's like, nah, dude, you were like, you're like the most evil kind of niggad dog. You're like, you're like one of the worst kinds of and then he just like bazooking his head off after the interview. We just got like a bazooka and he just no, no, he
shot. He got the floor, but he used to fund of flaming back the burden's face. Hey the way to go. So it blows up the floor and he's still he still will die, but he just hurts himself a bit more by Oh my god, what a way to go. That that is inventive. That's I like that. All right, do some questions this so uh this time me and Derek Gannion questions. Uh, if you guys
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But for one dollar a month, you guys will get early access to AD for episodes. Yeah one that's one dollar a month, you know, and if you don't have it, we understand everybody's got a dollar, nigga, some people, some people. Some people are struggling, and some people choose not to and that's a prerogative, right, But when I'm struggling, no, I'm not. I will not. I will never. I will never give that to somebody. I would never want. I understand there's some
people that are like I could, I would. I would rather withhold my dollar for some of the things. But here's the thing, at my poorest, nigga, I have struggled so many years as an adult at my poor due my bitch, my thom telling me bro. I know, I remember when I said in the living room. Bro. Yeah, here's the thing. This is what I'm saying. I'm gonna say this about myself. I
have this experience. Even at my poorest, I still somehow figured out how to buy video games use they were used, they were used, but I was still fine. I was still find out how to go to Taco Bell and all this shit. So even though I'm poor as fuck, I I was living under the poverty, you know, making less than twenty thousand dollars a year easily, I still had enough to enjoy a little bit of things. And I have enough to give a podcast to love twelve dollars a year,
like I one hundred percent because I did it. There are still some podcasts that I supported from back in twenty twelve and all this shit, you know, being a broke ass motherfucker, and I'm just saying, like, I know it can be done, and some people don't want to hear that shit, but it's like, bro, come on, I know I've done
it so many times. I've given away money to homeless ass niggas because I'm like, all right, I see you're hungry, and you're not actually trying to like do some weird shit I'm gonna give you this because you need it more than me. I mean, I'm just saying for me, that's the thing for me. Like that's why I never like people are like this, get on, get on like welfare, and I'm like, look, dude,
there's a mother out there that actually needs this money for welfare. Like there's some woman out there that has two kids, probably trying to go to college, trying to get her life right. I'm not. I can't. I can't and my heart of hearts take this money when I know someone could be using it better than me. That's my that's where my line grows. It's like, I'm not gonna do that. I got a welfare for two months, for two months. Was it called snap because those two months.
So this was in twenty sixteen, right before I started doing YouTube professionally. I got fired from my job because they they couldn't do anything about it. I missed four days out of my probation period. Because this was before I was diagnosed with my heart condition. We didn't know what was wrong with me. I was in and out of the er. Couldn't figure out what's wrong with me. Since I was under probation, you couldn't miss three days.
It doesn't matter if there was a doctor's note or not. So I couldn't work obviously because I was fucked up and I already got fired. Figured it out eventually, so I only had to be on it for two months because I was like, I literally making zero dollars. But you know what, I will say this, I a little pissed off because I was getting two hundred dollars a month for those two months for food, and I never spent
that much on myself for food. So I was kind of like, damn, the government kind of really coming through to the point where I started. I was for the first time, I was like I didn't have to worry about what I was gonna eat. You go to the grocery store, you get everything you wanted, because I was always like I'm gonna get a cup of noodles, I'm gonna get some rice, I'm get some beans, I'm
gonna do this, and you know everything else. Yeah, you get essentials and then you just kind of save the rest of your money for who knows what. This sense it was purely for food. It only could use it for food. Two hundred dollars a month for a single person. So within two months, I had four hundred dollars to spend on food. Essentially, nigga, I fucking bought shrimp. I bought a fucking pandamic. There's like these general soals fucking like chicken, frozen things that you could make. And
I was like, dude, this is stupid. I'm eating better than I was when I was working. This is bullshit bulls. Well, well I'm glad, I'm glad. I'm glad the American pep help you pay for that. Dude, shut out shout out for welfare, need to take it, shout out for reels for welfare. That shit is essential. And fuck you niggas that I knew. I knew a nigg rest in peace. You know. He passed away in twenty twenty, unfortunately, you know, from a
complete unrelated incident. My homie passed away. But that nigga would be like, hey, dog, you want to come over, and uh, you want to come over? And fucking I'm getting some pizzas. And he was getting like money, like real money from the government. And I was like, bro, I I got that motherfucker a job. And he quit in a week. He quit in a week. He's it. I loved him dearly, Hesy. He was my my tall, fucking complicated Mexican friend.
Loved him dearly. Unfortunately, you know, because come to some of his diseases and but that nigga, you'd be like, come on, come over, let's do all this shit. I'm like, dog, you're fucking you're just taking people's buddy. I hated it. I hated it, dude, But to use it though, You're like, I didn't go over very often because I felt bad, Like, well, so we had a send off when I was I was. I moved to Grease briefly in twenty sixteen, and he was like, all right, we'll come to and have a barbecue.
This motherfucker showed up with like two pounds of meat, and I know that nigga didn't buy it, and I was just like, damn, man, it was delicious, though. It was fucking delicious ass meat, dude. This piece of shit was just I love it. I love I love how I love when you have that one scummy friend that's always pulling up on some funck shit for you. Dude, dude, I love you, but like, this is not right. This is the thing we're he's not okay. It's like my one friend that sold weed, Like I knew he was
lacing his weed. I was like, Yo, why are you selling moving so much? He's like put a little a little bit of someone else in there. I'm like, are you getting niggas addicted? And he's like, God, I'm moving though. And I'm like, these people don't know, they don't know they're addicted to a drug. They just think you sell really good. Why are you doing that to them? And they're like, oh no, you gotta you gotta win the block and win the block. You
know they got they selling. They selling the same thing over there for the same price. So I gotta win by selling this over here. And I'm gonna bumping up a little bit. And I'm like this guy, and you're just hearing this person that you care about just explain real villainy to you. And you're just like, all right, we're going, we're going, we're going to taco about later tonight or what like going on. You just kinda have to brush it off. What do you do, Like you're gonna snitch
on your boy? No, you go, you gotta shut the funk up. But you gotta keep it moving. That's your best man. You gotta work together. That's weird. Man. Yeah, I've never I've never snitched before. I can't do that. I just can't do it. Like how you can't You like you care about them all of a sudden, you're gonna ruin their life now, I mean even though other people's lives. That's why
I said this, and everybody thinks I'm crazy. If one of my homies just like, yo, don't come to school tomorrow, and I'm like, I right, like, are you gonna snitch on him? I keep saying that I don't know if I can snitch on someone that that's my man's I can't snitch on them. It has helped me out. But everybody's like, you're not gonna tell them that person. They're gonna hurt people. I'm like, but they didn't hurt me. They hurt me, They just me.
They in fact gave me life just now, low ki, and I'm gonna snitch on them. Y'all ain't loyal. It's it's look, man, it's complicated. I I want to say things like I look, look, I'll say this even when it comes to like monstrous ship. You'll see some people, family members protecting monsters, and I want to pretend like I'm on the outside being like, how fucking dare you? But also it didn't happen to me, you know, so I have to think about what I mean by
that. Know what I mean, What I mean is I it didn't I'm not in that situation. I don't know exactly how I'm gonna act until I try to do it to myself now too, where like I understand, there's talking and then there's being there, right, Like I often I'm not a very vengeful person. I thought it's on the podcast, people like you're the fuck you're people, You're angry as fuck, Sween. I'm not a very
vengeful person in my nature. But what happens when you put situations where you know it's time to be angry or venge was like that sometimes you know, you you slip up and you get angry and you do ship that you you know you regret at moments, But then there's also like like there's moments where you're just like I try to not be like, oh yeah, I'm not gonna do sun fucked up. After this sun fucked up happens to me, I'll try to forgive, and I'll try to forget. But I got pretty
much perspective that that does not happen to me right now. I did not experience that. When you experience it, sometimes shit goes right out the window. You just sucking, you're the worst version of yourself, and you're just like, damn, I'm completely folded. I folded and I did exactly what I said. I'm not gonna do. You know, try of thinking about whenever people get on their high horse, they're preat high horses. Just like,
hey, dude, you didn't experience that. So for you to like tear that person that experience something really fucked up and you're tearing them down, you should probably think about the times you've been the hardest thing to do. It is hard to hardest fun. Yeah, that is. That is the most matured thing you can do. And and it doesn't matter how old you are. Most people aren't mature. That's just most people. Even if you are mature, dude, you got we have days. We have we look
day to day. Man. You can have one day where you you you're doing good, next day you're fucking you. You fall flat on your face. Man. It's a it's a situation, situation questions, These questions are terror. These questions questions for us, so we could do for them. We'll try to get a least a few of them out the way. But these questions off from our wonderful viewers at patron Concept, the Stark Tank from SIMS. All right, if you had to eliminate one, what would you
rather eliminate? Piss or poops? Like a very easy it's a very easy answer. Who who? Who do you know? Would be like, oh, dog, I would way rather have shipped around my ass than just pissed, Like what what you mean? What do you mean? Look like to me? Ship is proof that God doesn't exist, because what kind of fucking what kind of fucking monster would have creatures do that? Like, it's so inconvenient, it's so funny, it's such a stupid design. It's it's waste
dispensing. Man. Everything does that, Everything does it. If God created everyone, he made us like this and didn't have to or they Because we don't know God's gender right now, if you're don't want we don't want to. We don't want to assume the gender of our of the Jewish sky Dad. We don't want to do that we don't want to do that. But I'm just saying, if intelligent design is a thing, and that is what you would call it intelligent design, there's so many flaws, dude, that
you know it's there's so many way, Doug, I'm a waste. I'm a I'm a mad major dog. When you get when you get a biologist start talking about how fucking dumb intelligent design is. There's moments where even I've been like, professor, that's enough, you are you are willing out about this. They're just constantly going over this is stupid, and then why do we do this that has many sense? Why do we do look at how flawed we are as creatures? It doesn't make it. I'm like, all
right, I get it. It's fucking bad, dude. And it's like there's so many things like even skin being as soft as it is and his eyes like it's there's so many, there's so many it's horrible. It's one of the things where I'm like, gravity weakens the body is insane. It's insane. That's why I think we're alien. I think we're just some byproduct that hit this rock from somewhere. So we were just organisms on a rock, hit another rock. That's it. We end up ended up going because
the fact that gravity hurts us. It's crazy. That's in gravity officially wears on your spine, bro, And we're the only uh like and then just random acts of nature is why uh Homo sapiens are dominant species and not random. We got hit by We got hit by fucking meat to multiple incursions that might have made us go into ice ages that made us come to where we are. I think I look, granted, I think the world is miraculous.
I'm one of those guys that like, I think there is the magic of the world's existence is so beautiful at times, and I'm like, this is crazy. The fact that we exist in general is a wonderful thing. But I also understand that, like you see things happening like that is just fucking dumb. That is just so fucking silly. The fact that deers just jump off legends sometimes it's crazy, like why did do that? Like?
Why did why did this deer wait in the in the brush? Oh, two big spotlights of coming out down the street, Let me go run into it. They die. It's like what the fuck? Motherfuckers goes caves and it gets stuck in caves and and then it just gets stuck. That is so dumb, like some people, man, so fucking crazy that people. This is probably the same thing the deer and the cave divers are. They're
adrenaline junkies. They need to do dumb ship to feel live and then they die, so they're trying to feel more alive and then they actually accidentally in their lives by doing that. Motherfucker. I feel like motherfucker's getting stuck in holes underwater, Like, what the fuck are you doing? Bro? There's no way. There's no way I'm gonna die like that. I can put I'm gonna die bullshit, but it's not gonna be that that. I get promise, Alright, So yeah, let's go. Okay, Chris is gig
Experience. Hey, Chris, Chud, screen Cell and Derek. Yeah. I have a simple question, and it's pretty straightforward. Are midgets inherently funny? I'm laughing, but the answer is no, definitely, not, definitely not funny. They're different. So you might be like, oh, you might take a moment to like, oh, that's a smaller person, but they're not funny because I mean, sure people aren't funny in general, I
don't. There are some people who like any type of whenever you see like little people wrestling, juggling, doing anything like that, even as a kid, I've never thought it was funny. I've never personally for me, of course it is, and they they're ones that are completely okay with it. I would almost see it is the same as what would you call them? Oh my god, what's the word I'm looking for? Uh? Damn. You know when when black folks are put on the there there, you know,
they're yeah, thank you, Mitchell show. Yeah, when like I see it in the same vein? Is that, like I've never as because you know, there's some even as a kid, there's a lot of things you would find funny that would be disrespectful. But seeing like little people perform and like, oh, there's there's this one place, uh this boxing organization I watch. I think it's owned by Barstool Sports, which you know, the trash. But it's just a bunch of like usually rednecks fighting, which
that's funny to me. They're seeing a bunch of dumb asses. But then they'll have like you have little people boxing, and immediately I'm just like not interested because it does They're doing it for the spectacle. Oh it's so funny. Look at their little arms and look at it like and I'm like, bro, that's it's not funny all. It's never not It's never been funny to me. I think for a time I probably found it funny because of you know, just being a person, being a young person on theirnet.
Yeah, plain little yeah, small people kids thinking that funny. Yeah, But then I know them, like, this is not really funny. This is kind of explain dictation almost to a certain degree, and I don't feel comfortable watching it. Granted, I've definitely like seen people just explode before, and I've gotten a chuckle out of that because I'm not laughing because they're gone. I'm laughing because like, huh, you know, like life is beautiful and then you know, with a with a with a flash and a bang,
someone doesn't exist anymore. So I don't think it's funny personally. If you do think it's funny, you know, if you have your own cross the bar and I hope the Lord delivers you nothing but endless pain and and horrible nightma. Yeah, I don't know. I don't get that one. Man, they're just They're just they're people that just like I don't see them as I don't have I don't have like a complex where I think i'm because
it really it's people thinking they're better than them or something. They're like, I don't have your entertainment. I try and to have that. I don't think I'm better than most people. I think that some people are just really this is the thing, right, and I feel like this is this is the thing where I feel like some people there's a line where it blurs. Even for me. It's sometimes where it blurs, but like, I don't think I'm better than people, but I don't think I'm an idiot, but
I do think a lot of people are fucking stupid. So that line blurs sometimes where it's like it gets close to me thinking like, oh, you're just a trash person because I think a lot of people are fucking really stupid. Yeah, but I don't want to I don't want to ever think I'm better than people. So it's weird that Cootomy got me making sure I don't get to arrogant for my own bretches and it gets to the point where I think I am better than people, because I don't want to ever get to
that being that person. I struggle with that. I struggle with the there's a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and I struggle with that even when it comes to like being a musician or anything. I know, like like say, for example, there's a there's a guy that goes by frog Leap Studios on YouTube that does metal covers of like pop songs and whatever, mostly
very popular millions and millions of views. Personally, I think his covers are absolute dogshit nice guys, but I think his covers are fucking terrible because he turns them out with no effort and they're just they're just completely solace their garbage and then say I I'll put some effort into mind, for example, and they don't get very many views. But I know why. I understand how the system works. But there is in the back of my head that's like
this this sucks because I know my shit's way better than his garbage. But then there's a part of me that's like, like, shut the fuck up, Derek, like stop, don't even don't even think that with like why are you, like, you know, to be so cam to be so arrogant that to know that your shit's just better, you know. But I'm like, ununobjective. I'm trying to be objective about it. But it's hard to be objected when you're talking about yourself, especially you're talking about yourself.
So objectivity arguments are inherently, inherently they're there. It's it's it's a dicey arguing to go objectivity because object activity is I think I can sider that there's nah, there's near objectivity, there's near nothing's really objective. Things are not objective, you know, Like almost everybody agrees that is obviously what it is, you know, but you never know because the world changes so much as motherfuckers. There are things that people think are good that I look at and
I'm like, I don't know how you think this is good? Like how like how could people have ever thought that, like seem punk music was good. I can't understand how people thought that was good. My brain is rather like that is the I thought that was the worst genre music ever, and I listened to like fucking fulk. I listened to like fucking I thought hardcore music was terrible when I was younger too, and I was I'm from that age or hardcore was everywhere in my teens and people were like, it's fucking
scream most amazing, and I'm like, where is it amazing? Where this amazing music? Now? I'm like, damn, some of it was better than I thought it was. And I just have to sit there like an idiot because it's just thing change, subjectivity changes, so whatever. Yeah, yeah, nothing's gonna be completely objective. It's it's I think it's I think that's the way that we use it is ass that is what objectivity is.
And you're trying to look at it through without your own bias, because you can be like, oh, I don't like this particular music, but then you can separate that from it and be like, well what about it? Does it attract people instead of just dismissing it as, oh, it's bad, you know? Like so I would say, that's just looking through it through an objective lens and being like, I can understand why people like this. However, I still think it's garbage, you know, however, And
I think that is objective thinking something is gay. That's real shit right there, though, Okay, you got no question from my piss is thick? Like a gasoling slucky and lily chugs it ill. Let's go ew greedon token minorities. If you could magically turn all the members of any one race or ethnic group white, which race would you choose to call cassify? And why m what kind of fucking question is this? What kind of name do you
have first and foremost? And what kind of fucking question is what the what the I don't knows? White? Who would it bother the most blacks? I know? But like I'm trying to think of, like yeah, what if it was specifically like Caribbean, we're the only proud version of black people, like like Caribbeans, Caribbean black people, and like yeah, and like some Africans, like Northern Africans or West Africans are the only form of black
people that like are happy with being black. If you made them white, they'd be like, why see if my genetics are train somewhere to West Africa, which you know, okay, but that's still not it's still not narrowed down because if you ever look at the DNA ship like on an ancestry or anything like that, it bounced from Cameroon to fucking Nigeria and I'm like, all right, so at this point I'm just not paying attention to it because I don't know which flag I should rep. I don't know. I don't
know what type of fucking dashiki I should get. I don't know what type of you know. I'm like, I know. At first I was like, oh, Cameronian, Oh maybe I should look into that ship. And then all of a sudden I checked back like three four years later, and it's saying I think it's sport, and I'm like, I'm gonna look at this ship in like twenty years and see like if it may be at pinpoints like oh yeah, yeah, but anyway, do that to me. I love being I love being Jamaican, bro. I love being like Afro.
I think you're safe. I think you're like you can actually like as far as your genetics. What I mean is like, you know, this is you. I'm saying, I don't know if I don't know what's going on with me. Oh there is no question. Oh there is a question. Okay, yeah, ok yeah, yeah, Well I was just trying to think of like yeah, because I feel like that would it would upset you the most. I'm just trying. I'm just being hurtful. That's all. You're just trying to want. Well, think I think of it like this,
right, so I go with Asian people. I'm not American. They thought to be white first at a certain point in history, but that was also a long time ago. It was also like definitely not most of the Asians that are currently here right now. Yeah. See, I don't want to give it to anybody that might like it, because that would just make
me upset. And I feel like there's a lot of so like say, like South Koreans are out because I know that's like all they just want to be white, you know what I mean, that'd be wonderful thing for them. Yeah, so I'm trying to be I wanted who was mad about becoming white? Maybe some Southeast Asian every American person, that's the That is the most disrespectful way to go about it. You and they all become white and that it's turn into John Smith. Dude. That would they would be so
mad, you know, it would be really fucked up. They're like get off the reservation now, that's it. Yes, a whole dud would be. It's in the big okay, But then can I own like most of the world and they still be like, nah, now your name is still fucking like, your name is still fucking uh Lily Swallows or something. Your name is still Dodge long foot. Sorry, yeah, fun with that. With that, You're not even the Mexican ones. You're the American ones.
When you guys almost extinct here, it's just like, damn dude, they got nowhere to go. Now nobody's accepted tears Part two, bro, the Trail of White Tears, and then they gotta that would be so fucking up. Go to the ocean ones in the America, the continents of America. We're not gonna change the Caribbean ones because those ones they're they're too spread away, too thin. It would alter. It would also the genealogy of way if you're Caribbean people. We were talking about the ones that are stuck on
the US. You guys, sorry losers, sorry fucking losers. You lose your land, then you lose your fucking lose your fucking given land. I wonder if we have any Native Americans listening to us talking about you're talking about American American and I am, and I'm like fucking one, I'm like one fourth technically Native American. They're still a handful of them in Arizona because when I love when I live, they tell you actually showed me, tell you
that. No, we don't feel bad these motherfuckers like they like when you looked at them. I was like, oh, this that's interesting. I've never I don't think i've ever actually, when I think about it, like literally, I don't think I've ever actually seen a Native American in person until I moved to Arizona. Really yeah, when I think about it, if I have, I just don't remember. My friend Nick, his dad was part but I mean his name was, his last name was Revas. It
was like I was like, he kind of looked Native American. There's probably some but his you know, he had a big plot of land too, so they probably did have some percentage. But this the people that I was hanging out with. I went on a date with this girl pure her brother. I. You know. The funny thing is I forgot her name, but I remember her brother brother's name Ace. And he showed me the band
Parkway Drive. This was in like two thousand and seven or eight, and I was like, Yo, this band fucking goes hard, And so I remembered him specifically because of that, like he showed me a dope ass band. But my sister I remember that digital. I definitely meant like the first time I saw Native Americans I remember in my life, I was like, they looked like Mexican people. They kind of do. I was because that's like, that's what Mexicans looked like before the Spanish and Portuguese. Well,
yeah, and did the Fusion dance with the kissing them. They did the fourth Fusion Dance on them before that four years that fusion ripe because I was because I think because I think Lily looks very Native American. I think she very has She looks like when you see Lily, her height and just her like the way she looks, you're like, oh, yeah, she has like heavy genetics of like just an O G Mexican, like a real Mexican
like my friend's dad. When you look at this motherfucker, I was like, Oh, why does he not have fucking like face paint on Miami's dad, Like he's so like he was he was unscathed by the Spanish. They did not touch him at all. Man Puerto Rico, we got touched, Brot some nice bro there's a reason why my grandma's first language is Spanish. Bro. First, someone that's black should not have the first language Spanish, even slightly, but her first lage Spanish. Her second is t you know,
bro, they gotually got touched aggressively. Bro. Bro, Yeah, it's crazy. Man. Every black person on every black person on ninety fiance other than like maybe two, it's it's somebody from the Caribbean. It's somebody that it's a black man that speaks Spanish. It's just said. It's just like there is it is the reach, the reach of the Spanish, the Spanish reach around the world. Their reach is the most impressive. They're they're I think so like it's I think the British. I think I think there's
is technically objectively, the most impressive is the British. But so I think that Spanish is reach is also like kind of crazy, yeah, because like all the way to the Philippines, like deep over by the Philippines, nearing like over by where Japan is, and they shout the Gallo Asia and they
speak the Gallo and you're like, you here the collo. You're like that sounds like Spanish, like a lot like Spanish and then you come here and then they speak Spanish in the Caribbean and you're like, where does that come from? And it comes from this tiny country of Spain, and you're like,
what these most freakers were moving. It's pretty wild when you think about like most of most of South America, all of Mexico, Southeast deal of America, a good deal with America, the Pacific Islands all speak the language from this one fucking country pretty well. That hasn't been about it for centuries. For centuries, Spain hasn't been about ship dog, but they were on
their ship. Now, English they win because the world's first language is English essentially as far as like everybody, most people are taught to speak English if you want to get ahead of life. So the Whites, the British, they did win in the end, the English one in the end, as far as like you go anywhere that it's the the reason why I could I could go to Europe and and still you know, even be like I could be in Eastern Europe and still half of the population those countries speak English and
not Spanish or anything else. So like, yeah, the English did win at the end, but culturally they did not win because most people did not take up their food because they didn't have anything right. You know what the British national dishes, chicken tiki masala row, well, that is the same dish they stole from somewhere else. This is ours too, This food is ours to what I mean. Let's be real. Every time somebody recommends a restaurant in England, it had nothing to do with English ship. It's always
like, oh, man, you gotta go to this Indian spy. You gotta go to this Chinese takeout place. Oh you gotta. It's always something like that, Oh you gotta go to Nando's Chicken. I've never been like, oh, we gotta go to this fucking uh this English pub. Like, dude, dog, I went to an English pub. I might have mentioned this on the podcast. I went to English pub that was in a Critos or Artisia, whatever somewhere. It was in one of those cities,
and I was excited. I was like, oh, I want to I want to see you because the pub's all big, there's enough people that go in it, so it must be good. Dog. It was fucking garbage. I couldn't believe that. I'm like, so, I don't mind if you make British cuisine, but put some spices in it. Nah. They kept creations that I went, but I was when I was there, I went to a place I forgot where it was. I know it was in It was in South London. I think that's where mostly most of the Niggas
were. I was in a very Nigga Nigga heavy area of London. It was a lot of like a lot of like Nigerians, Jamaican expatric a lot of like clearly the people that got that were like, you know, let's go to London and were black people. And they all sound the same. They all sound like this elbow John Boyega. It's fucking hilarious. So I went there and I was spending time visiting my sister with my father and my brothers, and I remember getting shepherd's pie from somewhere. I never had those
pipe first, like what the fuck is it? They were like, it's pretty much like pie, maybe with mashed potatoes and meat and lice, Like it's pretty much a meat stew pie. It was magnificent. It was so good. I was like this, I've had this exact this sept many times that it was fine. This is so good. Granted though the people that cooked it, I'm sure word ja making, I'm sure the words to making
people. Yeah, that's the difference though, Like you could if I feel maybe I would have had a good experience if it was made by people who like flavor, because that was the thing. I felt like whoever made was in charge of that pub. They really try to keep things traditional, and I mean in a way that like, oh, this is a traditional English recipe where they just put barely enough salt for it to be like a kind of taste that it's it's not bitter any it's not you know, like it
it's not. It's it's one of those things where you know when you put you you put something. It always tell people like why cranberry and vodka is dangerous because you could put a ratio in it to where it cancels out the vodka just enough to where it's like neutral and people can just slurp it down. And I feel like people put just enough like spice and something like salt to where you can't taste the salt, but it did cancel out it being
too like flavorless, and to me that's just as bad. And that's how British food was to me when I when we got I got a plate me and and it was bad because you know, this was my this was actually my first date with a There was this this bomb ass black chick that I saw on tender iything or no Bumble Bumble, and she was like it was actually kind of awkward because she recognized me. She was I was like, fuck, I don't wanna. I don't want to. She's like, I
think I've seen you around and stuff like that. Whatever, we want a couple of days cool and you know, and I don't know if I said this before, but she stopped talking to me because she actually there was another YouTuber that she started hollering at and it was ah, fuck goes his name long Beach Griffin, Griffy griff Is that moms. Well, I don't know. I don't think it was hard, but this was this was years ago,
by the way, but like it was. I saw that she was texting and I saw, like I didn't I didn't put two and two together until I saw them talking later on, like on on Instagram, and I was like, I was like, oh, that's why she stopped talking to me. To be fair, she was also very religious too, so we kind of didn't have that, like you know, that connection right there, but like I can already be that. I was like, stop but I could see. I was like, yo, it was no one there,
bro stop, there's no one up there. Stop. To be fair, that was yet she was. She was cool and no, no, no shade and everything. But yeah, we went at the pub. That was heard stupid. No one everyone was empty upstairs. It's just more sky, It's just more Stop, dude, did you see people? Real quick? Did you see people? You know, the same type of people they were complaining about. So since two thousand and nine, trans of Visibility Day has
been March thirty first in two thousand and nine. Yeah, and there's and this this made me. This was like maximum stupidity to me that people that are supposedly religious and care about christian and Christianity and the resurrection of Jesus Christ, they have no idea how Easter works. And I feel like, if you are somebody who claims to be religious, that is insane. I am a non religious person and I've known like it is a very pagan thing of
how it works. It has nothing to do with an actual date that's why Easter falls on a different day every fucking year. Next year it's gonna be on Hitler's birthday and my mom's birthday for twenty people don't understand how it works. And I feel like they should. If they're actually like religious and they care about their beliefs and all this stuff, they should be taught this stuff.
And so since this year trans Day of Visibility and Easter fell on March thirty first, all these fucking Christian dumb ass rhydoids were freaking out and saying, oh this they did this on person purpose. This is all Joe Biden acknowledged this shit, like, oh, he's disrespecting religion and God. And I was like, I can't stand all stupid people are. It's shocking.
It is shocking to be the stupid not understand how you're You're the ones that's supposed to be following this, don't you If you celebrate Easter every year, you would know Easter is different every fucking year. You would know this. You know, sometimes it's fucking almost in summer, it's almost at the end of spring. Sometimes at the beginning of spring, you would notice that there's no consistency because it has to do with the fucking moon. Actually is the
lunar calendar. There's also which is the fact it has to do with the moon and everything changes. We are on an axis thing change. It makes Look, dude, I'm not going, let's not do all this. I don't want to. I don't want to make fu so thousands of times before. But like, it just makes me sad when people believe in things that they don't know about. You know, I think that I think that faith is one of the most important things in this world. I think that people
think it's okay. I think it's fine. I think I think not religious faith. I think faith period. I think people having faith in people. People need to have faith. I think people need to have it. I think it helps people get day to day. And the people that have no faith, you can tell when they have no faith. You can tell somebody has no faith in anything. They kind of exist in a very miserable state.
But I think religious when it comes to religion, right. This is why I don't like going to certain things with my girlfriend because she's a she is a presenting Catholic. She's not Catholic anymore, but she's presenting Catholic. Because of the fact her family is and all this stuff. Right, if you choose to be a part of a religion, understand what you're praising. Just try to understand it. That's it would be nice. Try to understand it. And if you accept, excuse me, if you accept, you
accept it, that's fine. If you don't, don't follow something blindly. That's all I ever ask for anyone following a religion blindly is a waste of time, and it's disrespect to whatever figure you're trying to follow. That's where I see this. It's just just just rude. It's just rude to go to church and sit down there for fucking three hours and and be like, I don't even really believe half this ship. Then why are you there?
What's the point? Why are you being there? You know? And if you're gonna be, if you're gonna be a soldier of the Lord, then you know, take the time to know why it's Eastern technically, like good, know why Good Friday exists? Know that stuff, you know, because that's it's all bullshit. Easter is a fucking pagan holiday. It is not a Christian fucking holiday at all at all, even slightly. Do you understand that the fucking year has too many months. Why the fuck is December called
December? It's the twelfth month of the fucking year. That's not how it's not doesn't make any sense, it does any Why does that make sense? Why is? Why is November eleventh? And then why is October tenth? Ak means eight? They're supposed to be ten months in the year. Like this, People learn these things, Learn these things, and they'll help you have an easier time just being able to decipher information. That's all it is.
Yeah, it would be, it would be. It would be the only thing I would just have to say about that is if people understood more, they would, you know. Unfortunately for them, they would be less religious because once you start understanding what it is, then you kind of back away from it because it's very easy. Like you say, a lot of the o pagan stuff, this is just a lot of these things existed before Christianity was even a thing. A lot of these stories in these teachings in
the Bible. They start learning that, oh, these stories existed and they just been repurposed. The King James version that I usually even follow and read was written by an emperor and a fucking pope. Like it was like it was like this was repackaged and made by somebody who became religious on his deathbed. I think it was Constantine. And it's you start learning about this stuff and it's like, oh, this is I thought this was the you know,
the border. It starts to fall apart when you start really want you guys, could be the one that could change everything. If you figured it all out, you might be able to be the reason why we all everybody else falls in line with it. Maybe you might be the one that might be able to prove that Julie mccole's in hands is real. Maybe you might
be able to do it. But just learn, like learn something and then you can figure it out, you know, don't just have it go from the Bible to be in a history book, you know what I mean, Like like this is real, actually your stuff. Don't follow, don't follow blindly blind blind following balins Eltry leads the dangerous dude. We've seen it too often, that's all I ask. Yeah, let's gonna trup. We'll go for two more questions like oh, let's go, let's lit's okay? My
breath as I wish for death oh God, I'm coming. What is the closest you ever been to say inappropriate setting? What is the closest I've ever been able to be to say the n we're in an appropriate setting. I definitely called just that Jewish nigga one time in front of my grandma. She got really upset. I was like, who's that nigga? Who's that nigga? That the Jewish nigga? She was like, what do you mean that
Jewish nigga that died Jesus that? She was like, it was really funny, but she got so her face turned like fucking as red as someone that's a black person could be. She got so mad at me and she was like, Kingston, I don't want to talk to right now. Stop. And I was like, all right, I'm a Joe, I'm Joe's Jewish nigga. I don't know said I said anyone because the stream one time, my mistake was really funny, dropped the heart on the stream and he was
like, I think I've said on the podcast a couple of times. You just said it. One time. I remember you just said on the podcast one time, say that or something. I think there's been at least twice I've had to like edit out or one time I stretched it to making a different word, but it was clearly that one word. You said it edward first and then you tried to transform it like that. You were like, I don't remember, I don't have to, I don't have to go back
and listen. But only in those settings. In the real world, you know, I know what I'm talking to, uh, when I'm talking and yeah, so yeah, it's so it's just like that we're in the setting of the podcast. I was that was really it just not wanting to do it because even though technically, even when it comes to hard R, I think it would be okay and within the because there are black faces on it,
I think it would be acceptable. I think even if it did get flagged, I think we would be able to The algorithm does is funny. The algorithm. The algorithm does recognize skin, which is hilarious. Uh. The the algorithm recognizes a lot of stuff that people don't think about, which is kind of creepy. But like so it does try to cross reference the N word being said versus who's saying it, which is kind of funny. But yeah, it's just like, can it can read words on the screen,
which is actually worse for the algorithm for monetization. Having bad words on the screen versus saying them is worse. It's stupid, it's dumb bullshit that I hate, and even pay attention to it would be cool. I would love to just it just back in the day, man you were it was able to be. I don't want any sensors, I really don't. I prefer to just even for us to just the occasional hard ar is said for some type of joke or whatever, and everybody's mature enough to be able to
just handle it. But it was like this back in the day, But now people were all adhering to an algorithm to where people aren't even saying sexual assault anymore. They're saying essay or something and shit like that, where I just I I personally, I fucking hate. I hate that we're acting like children now, like oh, essay and this, I'm like, nig can just say rape, they got raped. You're so worried about your money, don't talk about this stuff anymore then, Like if you're because you're not taking
this series, they're not taking this shit seriously. I feel like that's a fucking mockt. I think it's crazy that you can't. I don't know like I think. I think it's it's I mean, I'm in the middle. I'm so in the middle about words, man. Like I I exist in a place where I have had very derogatory language for a long time. I've always been speaking very derogatorily. But I understand that some people get offended by words and say some words are triggers for other people. So I do watch
what I say in public. Obviously, situations, you know, you know who you're around, Obviously you speak, you speak accordingly, and me and you being two negroes, we have to know how to speak accordingly based on where we are. You know, we can't we can't throw we can't throw all ours at people that are at a job interview. I'm not gonna bays pop my niggas guys. Uh yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna walk up like that. I'm gonna be like, hey, hello,
I'm king so nice to meet you, blah blah blah. I'm gonna put on my most punctual accent to be able to get the situation. But what happens is when it comes to like words that offend people, very few things offend me, and I think they should. I think when it comes to especially academics and like when it comes to like very serious things in politics, I think every word needs to be used, but I think they need to be used in a man that condemns the derogatory use of them at the
same time. If that makes any sense, Yeah, Look, no one has to tolerate like derogatory things you use used derogatorily, I think it will you. Also, I think it's really important to know what you're listening to in a way that For example, let me give you a great example.
Last night, when I was driving home, I put on the podcast Come Town, just to like finish up the drive, and there was it landed on a segment that I just didn't want to hear because the host, Nick Mullen kept playing a sound effect of a woman falling from like a building and splattering all over the place, and he played it really sound effect. Yeah, and he played the real sound effects. So now I know exactly because people are recording it. I don't know the context because I just clicked on
it. It's a radio station. It's sixty nine point nine the bus on YouTube. It's a live it's always playing Come Town. So I just clicked onto to see what. I just wanted, some comedy to finish up the drive. Maybe laughing would get my blood pressure up, so I've come tired. And then it was on a segment that they just kept playing it over and over, and then he showed one of the other hosts the video. You can't see, it's just audio, but he's freaking out, like,
oh my god. I click off of it because I'm like, I don't want to listen to this right now. And instead of riding them, commenting, emailing them saying hey, could you not do this? I just clicked off it and I'm gonna listen to them another time. That particular episode not for me, and I feel like people should be mature enough to do that too, to be like, I don't like this now, to be fair, if that's what it turned into, if it's all of their content now,
then unfortunately, you're gonna drop that shit. I've done that so many times, where I've stopped listening to people, stop consuming certain type of content because it's just not for me anymore. And instead of being like you need to cater to me, I'm just like, well it was fun while it
lasted. That's essentially how I take it. And so I feel like a lot of people that want people to nerf their language or do this, this or that, I feel like, just really try to be mature about it and be hey, if they keep doing this thing that I don't like, then I'd be like, bro, I just don't think it's for you, and it's an unfortunate thing, but it's just real shit, and really there's too much content anyway. You can never you can't consume everything, so you
can find another thing that becomes your go to thing. I mean really, and I know it's not a satisfactory answer to everybody, but I've done so much that has happened to me so many times. I mean, even Come Town, for example, it's gone, it's not a podcast anymore. One of the guys left, and then they start doing another show and the other show sucks. Compared to Come Town, for example, the Adam Friedland show
would have turned into it's boring as fuck to me. And instead of complaining like, oh you guys, you guys should talk about more fucked up stuff, I love when you would do all the gay stuff and all the gay jokes, and like, I'm just like, eh, you know, I'll listen casually every once in a while, but it's not for me anymore.
And that's all. I feel like we would just get along better. People would get along better, and you know, like say, and I'm not saying like I I hear you for the people that will do like reaching out, I'm not trying to specifically shit on you. I'm just saying you'll have a better result than trying to change people. Show right then then just like kind of doing the the real boycott thing of like I'm kind of I'm done with this. This is just not for me. Yeah, stop being gay.
I mean yeah, yeah, long story short, stop being it's not being gay. Chose to stop being gay? You knows, fucked up. If that were possible, that would be true, though. It would be like if you could just be like, I'm not gay no more, and then people would just stop, just stop being gay. Life would be so much cooler. Bro, just stop being gay. I'm warning you, dude, I'm not gonna tell you again. Stop. I'm not gonna tell you. Oh my gosh, that's like a dad fucking whipping their son. I'm
not gonna tell you again stop putting on your mom shoes. I'm so sorry for anyone that's ever endored something like that. That's so terrible. You deserve to live the life the way you want to live. But also, like if you stop, that would stop, you know, like let's be let's be very honest here, okay, but also but like if you stop, that would stop. I'm just saying, like, oh man, it's cause and effect for a reason. All right, bro, I love dark humor so much. Dude, all right, we know we got one more.
We got one more. Okay, Okay, let's go, let's head. We got ki hey by elect bisexual related mistakes, I'm the first time, question, asked her longtime listener. Since you guys had the one with Gabby, bring her back, by the way, we will definitely bring Gabby back on the podcast. Better bring back anyways. In high school, I made out with the girl for about a solid thirty minutes. When I got home, she told me she was extremely gay. If you could change the sexual
orientation of anyone, who would it be? If I can make one person who is a gay not gay? Hold on a second, hold on Yeah, he's that I read it, read it right. Yeah, But that means so there's a lot to unpack with that. What happened says that I've I've definitely slept with girls that are that were air quotes lesbian. They were
lesbian, but I slept with them. And I'm like, sure, I slept with bisexual women that preferred women more than guys, And it was it was kind of obvious in a sense that like say, you can tell when somebody's kind of trying to experiment or see and whatever, and then sometimes maybe you're even the catalyst to them to be for sure they're like, nah,
I definitely like women more than your ass. But that's what I'm wondering, is that what happened in this situation, is this a bisexual woman that kind of figured it out that, you know, from making out with you for thirty fucking minutes, I think I prefer women more because obviously she would have to have been interested in dudes to even make out with a guy for thirty minutes, right to even get to that, to even get to there thirty
minutes, bro, I mean, she's probably trying to figure out what she wanted that that's what I'm saying, especially thirty minutes, you're just there. You're just there. You know you were there. She maybe thought she was liking you, she had some sort of connection, but then like sure, but here's also a fucked up thing. If she had made out with somebody else to other side, that's yeah, see so now you get now might even fuck with your head. It makes it makes you think you like me?
Did I do that? Is it me? Because this here's the real thing. Sometimes it is Sometimes it is brois you know, yeah, you didn't do anything wrong, you didn't do anything wrong. But sometimes it's just like you were the catalyst for something to happen. Doesn't mean you did anything wrong. It could also just mean like say, look it maybe like say, sometimes you know, I've I have a lot of I have a lot
of sexual experience. Sometimes my my sexual prowess was not the right kind of uh thing for somebody else, like sometimes maybe they expected like a monster or I remember I was with this one chick that loved being degraded like a speech verbally, that's not my thing. I'm not. I don't, I can't do it. I've tried, I don't. It's not real to me, it doesn't feel real, doesn't turn me on to do to call a chick
a slut and a whore and all this stuff unless I'm joking around. Like me and my wife talk a lot of shit to each other and it's all good. But like say, in the bedroom, if I'm like you dirty ass slut, you ski like all this crazy shit, I personally don't like doing it. And this one girl she liked the dirty, crazy stuff and like, so we're completely sexually incompatible. It's not my I didn't do anything
wrong. We just that's just not what she was looking for. So in that way, you might have, you know, had some type of flavor or something that she just didn't really into and that could have been like she could be like, oh, well, I'm definitely just full on gay and uh she or it could have just been anyone like it literally could have been any guy right that like, and it would have been the same result. So as long as you're content with it, I think that's all that matters.
Like you're like that, I think less day. I think at the end of the day, if you were, I think at the end of the day, I think I think, after after hearing all the information given. I think if you were a bit less, if you if you weren't such a gay assures the gay ass gay bo. I'm sorry, dude, Look man, it happens. Dude, it happens. Man. Can I look? So you asked us in particularly, the person asked us, if
we can change the orientations of one person, who would it be. I'm trying to think of one celebrity that I know is gay that I would wishing them to be a straight person. They're so hot and I don't know anymore. Yeah, who who is gay? Then I'm like, damn, why are they gay? That's upsetting. I'm trying to think, like what a waste? A waste? This is not a waste, like like dang, unfortunate, not at so disrespectful. Uh. I love it. I love it. The funny thing is I more I think about this more in it's
more video games. Then I'm trying to think in real life, Like there's there's lesbian characters and I'm like, oh, what is this freaking what's your name? Pretty much the angel and the freaking what you call the cleric from Balder's Gate. Dude, I'm like, come on, dude, Night Song is back. I'm trying to get I'm trying to have a three night song in Carlac Bro. I'm trying to trying to show one of those bro like, let's see, That's what I'm saying. Like there's some lesbians in some
games that I'm like, what is this ship? Bro? Judy and freaking Flabberpunk and so much because Judy and you are one hundred of tracking to one another and then you guys can't if you're not a girl, And I'm like, come on, dude, I just feel like, honestly, I don't like the realism. I want what do they call it? When you're what's the there's a term for it, when when you're damn it? What is it? It's when you when every every character is attracted to everyone because it's
a something. It is a term, it is a term. It's called something. It's like a gamer sexual. I can't there's a term for it. There's a term where it's like people call it, but they use it kind of derogatory because it's like lazy writing. They're saying. Anyone is like say what, no matter if you're a guy or girl, they will they can you can romance them and they use it in a lazy and I say, I like that. I like it that if you're playing an RPG, I think that's a fun thing to have. Yeah, it is lazy,
but I don't I'm fine with lazy. I don't need them to be. I don't know. It's just like a Mass Effect three they introduced a gay character and I'm like, yeah, but what if I'm fim sheep and want to pipe that dude? Like, now, what's not even gonna happen? J'sus gay shit? Like it's just like so to me, I'm like, in every RPG, I want to romance everyone from every different type of lens. And then sometimes I've said this on the before and for new listeners,
just know you don't get to touch Tally Zora. So when fucking Garris for carrying spoilers if you haven't played Mass Effect or three or anything since the year whatever, But Garris in Mass Effect three gets with Tally if you don't romance Tally. And when the one time, you know, when I wanted to romance different people, not the one time, But I was like, all right, I ain't Garris ain't getting with Tally. So I made sure Garris
died in massffect too. I made so then Tally could just be single because only SCHEPPERD can be with Tally, and so that's just how it is. So if I wasn't with Tally, no no, no, we're not gonna We're not gonna skim past this. Garris is literally your best friend in that series. But I didn't kill him. The fact that you set him up to dosh just his suicide mission took kim let him. You let him go on the suicide mission, and I did. So what I did was,
you know, I said, spoilers. If you haven't played this, fuck you if you haven't played at this point, I didn't do the loyalty mission. There are things you need to do. If you really want to save somebody, you make sure you do the loyalty missions, and you make sure you fix up your ship, and then you should be good to go.
For the most part, I just made sure I didn't do his loyalty mission, and I made sure I put him in a vulnerable part of the mission and he got got And so look at it wasn't my first, my first or second play through, because my my first play through, obviously, I
romance Tally. The second one, I want to try someone else, and then I saw that, like, oh Tally got with Garris, and I'm like no, no, no. And then so my third playthrough, you know, going all the way through it, I made sure Garris didn't make it. Tally was alone but happy ges she wouldn't you know, because she didn't. She never got the opportunity to get with Garris because Tally she has
this romance. So her favorite like video is U is a rod match between a Korean and and a Trurian. It's like some it's like some movie or whatever. So like she that's how they got together. But I made sure it didn't happen because your asshole or is shepherd an asshole? Your shepherd? Fucking ty? Just me? Or is it is it am either killer or is the gun the killer? Like what the fuck? It's you, it's your willing see, But that's not games are fantastic. After finally finishing all
three, those games are fantastic. Threes hiccup towards the end. It's a bit of hiccup towards the end, but there's so much good build up up until that moment, and it's like, oh yeah, it's a little weird, but then it's it's it is confirmed, what's what's cannon? It is, it is, it is, So at this point it's not as weird as more other than say, every other choice in the canonical one is just
some fantasy bullshit. And then there is one choice again spoiler. Shepherd obviously survives until then because they're making another fucking mass effect and apparently Liara is looking for Shepherd because they showed a little thing of that, like she finds a piece of armor and they're so all they've done is hint that, like, oh yeah, the fourth one. Yeah. I personally hate that there is
so much lore that they can focus on. They could do prequels. I keep saying the first war that they have, there's the First Contact warout No, it's not the Reapers, it's they they discover the first species that they discover, the Turians, the humans, and so it's called the First Contact War and they have a war with the Turians and where Admiral Anderson or Captain
Anderson is very important in that war. And I feel like they can make a complete game versus that where you get to play with Captain Anderson, like you get to be another important soldier in that war and Captain Anderson, I mean you get to fight, but you also you fought them when they were being you know, infected by the reapers and they become marauders and all this other ship. Why don't you those notarians, any of them ros I would
look at man. I played Battlefield five recently because I never like played any of the other ones. I played one and two and a little bit of three, and so I played battlefil one and five and Battlefield five was cool because one of the missions at the very end, you got to be a tiger tank that starts really realizing how fucked up, uh, the German side of the war is your side? And and also you're just killing the shit out of Americans and it was crazy because you never do that in army games.
So and then I am blasting the fuck out of Americans and it's crazy hearing them say, because all you do is hear foreign languages and people dying and screaming this. You're hearing like flight position and hearing like get them in, like I'm hearing American English, and then them getting blown up and screaming. I'm like, I've never done this before. It's crazy. But it was cool, like being like because you got to think about it from another
like perspective. Imagine you're a German ass motherfucker fucking uh, you're playing Battlefield. Every World War two game you play is just your people getting absolutely destroyed. Now for they were Nazis. But you know what I'm saying, Look, I got to be fucking French niggas like I got to do. It was cool. I gotta say battleflel Fight was actually pretty cool, like with the missions, because you gotta be the the you gotta be a mission.
You gotta be French niggas that were obviously dead a lot and then they were forgotten because they're black. So it was kind of cool doing like I actually really appreciated what they're trying to do. And and it kind of got swept up in a lot of people screaming about diversity, this, this and that, and so I never played Battlefield, and people gas lit me and saying Battlefield was is way more about realism and this, this and that and they're
doing too much. And all I said was, I don't play those games. Maybe I understand what you're coming from personally. I don't play video games for realism. So I don't even give a fuck, Like I've always thought that's the great nigga. I play NBA two K and I do the dumbest ship. I'm not trying to play real simulated basketball. I'm trying to be perfect and run up the score three hundred to five or something like. I'm trying to try to run up the score like a little crazy. If I
want to reality, I'd read a book. Yeah, I'd read. I'll go play sports. I would go join the fucking army. I ain't trying to do some real ship. I'm trying to get shot up and then I just get a pack and I'm fine. Now it's super boring. So I liked I like the fantasy. It was fun as fuck I played it. I feel like people were retarded. I gotta hated that era. Everybody's complained fucking everything. Just call me about fucking everything. Stupid, fucking all right,
let's go. Thank you for tuning into this episode of the of the Snart Tank Minus Chris. Hopefully Chris is resurrected for the next episode. We'll figure out uh where and what he's doing, but uh yes, tune into the podcast. We appreciate it and we'll see you guys on on the next episode of uh Before You Buy Niggas. Wait wait, wait, wait, we're gonna have yeah, the ghost of uh uh, Chris Raygun's past or whatever. He's gonna read the the the credits, all right, so you're
gonna get ghosts. You're gonna get ghosts Chris and three A three two one. So it turns out Chris Raygun is still dead and he didn't resurrect, so I am actually gonna read the names. So here we go. Sweetey's taste buds were ruined by fermented dick cheese. That's disgusting, guys. I think the recording stopped, like for Raging Cancer, Miguel o'haro's trans mask pussy killing Big Ounce. Okay, I'm not pitching you, guys. You guys songs. I'm speaking my heart the end, my guy. Okay, wait,
I spec the end my end guy? Okay, gotcha? Yeah, excuse me, No, I'm I actually I'm on your side with that. I'm more of the like I think people enjoyed the guessing thing, and it's like, I'm not gonna say anything. I want you guys personally. I want you guys to to put more gay stuff in the credits. And but I do want you to put the the title of what it is, because I understand the whole fun and the mystery of guessing. But a lot of times it is hard to guess what it is if it isn't extremely obvious.
So I would like if you would put the names and titles of it and stuff like that. So, okay, where do where? Let's see p Diddley Yep, yeah, Terri and Pussy in this life for the next Yes, Sir Steve's separate but equal Shives. That's I haven't heard Steve Shives's name in a very long time. Let's see Neon wants to fuck a kid's butt whole, wholesome. Okay, uh no, no, no, no, wipe me down cuz I'm covered in Come, little boozy, little bussy Jack
the world's fastest Maori. I don't even know how to say that. Excuse me. On a recent Snark Tank episode, the boys discussed MSG to learn more visit Uh, I don't know what that is? Six to un dot net, I don't know. I would recommend people not to look that up. Whatever that is. I don't want to set my ass on fire. I just I just wanted to see a really big fart, big meaty stinks. Andy the man who's handies are asked here and Dandy Alison Brie is mine,
Chris stay back. I feel like, since I watched Community before those guys, I feel like Alison brees mine. Actually, I don't think you get to claim her retroactively, you know, because I don't think they were watching as the show is debuting and stuff like that could be wrong. But I just feel like we had that discussion before. But I don't know. We'll we'll, we'll all all three of us will all fight to the death and we'll figure it out from there. The ending of Fight Club, except
for it's swingy at the top of a skyscraper drinking piss. I love that. I like House. It has no there's no allegory for capitalism or anything like that. It's just some fantasy fucking thriller of some crazy guy drinking piss. That's that the entire point of Fight Club. Let's see Heath Smoker, Chris's gay college experience. You're fucking gay as in homosexual cool, Treaky Sheen's
secret white gay lover. I bet that's real. The boy in in the striped Supreme homeless transferm who comes hot Sweeney sucks penis through his tooth gap. You guys are good at being gay. Egg plan emoji, it just says egg PLANEMONI is not an actual egg plan emoji. Will you who gobbling fiberglass like cotton candy? Oh wow, my queer spirit be gaping men's balloon knots like the child's tongue at a birthday party. Ah, that is insane. Uh. I'm trying to see if that's Dracula flow in the in the thumbnail
looks like it. Uh. One of my lecturers got cucked by the lead singer of Pixies. I would like to hear about that. Smuch about Pisspants, Mister Pants, Chris Bitch, Chris Bitch, Shinado and Swing black Man. How do y'all feel about the Into the Light and Final Shape? We'll have to discuss this when they're back ballow the first sins bum befutters gay Leroy Jenkins be like I love Ben's dick, waitla, I love Men's dick or
something like that. So fucking stupid Johnny old dipshit, The Monkeys, Paul curls and everyone un subs from the snarktingk pintreon on, thus making the credits easier to read. There are none that would really make me sad. Patrick hit him with that autistic flow, reluctantly crouch about to blow a guy come as pumping, he's humping in time the distance. I appreciate that. Thank yous. Any Sweeney's tits as two moons, that's that works for me.
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cub. Uh that a whole lot of cub. That a whole lot of cve. That's pretty great, thank you. See look at these guys are actually putting some stuff before it. Unfortunately, I don't know very many led Zeppelin songs. There's actually a lot of hard there's a lot of classic rock from that era that I just it all sounds the same to me. So there's a lot of it that I just my brain just skips over. So I know some of the classics of led Zepin obviously, but then there's a
lot of them that I probably should know, and I just don't. Lili's sparag is binging, piss dealer, damn, back to tank of piss, Caucasian container, the cracker barrel for gays, Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit. I really like that gears a war thing that we're going on and doing, and how it kind of like messed with that whole Homer burping on Margins clit thing. We gotta write some more movies, that's for sure. Let's see Super Earth is just regular Earth without Israel. Jesus Christ, you guys
argued for so long about putting salt in fucking didn't we though? Didn't we? Though? I feel like I wasn't saying anything completely unreasonable, Like, Okay, fine, some people probably put salt in it in their rise to make it unclumpy. I was just feeling like, you put a little bit of salt in something it you know, it's gonna probably have a little bit
of effect on the flavor, but you know. But I also feel like a lot of people, like I watched Hell's Kitchen, for example, and when you see those competitions, I know it's reality TV and a lot of it's fake, right, probably most of it, But when they do those palette challenges, I feel like most people have terrible palettes and they can't tell what the fuck they're even tasting, or they don't know any differences in all this stuff, And a lot of people would probably push back, but if
you did test and try to blindfold people and have them taste things, they're probably gonna fail just as much. And uh, I feel like I probably not an exception, but I feel like I'm probably better than average because I'm very in tune with flavors and I feel like people usually put too many fucking
flavors and things because it changes the chemistry of how things taste. And then it's like the people want to stack so much shit together and then all of a sudden you have a completely different thing to what you started off with, and it's like you can't even taste the main part of what it was. Like, say, if you're making a burger and then you put fucking seven other layers on top of the burger, and I'm like, bro, you can barely taste the fucking pepper and the salt in the ground beef and the
fucking butter on the bump, like it's masked by everything else. But people will be like, whoa, it's just fucking amazing, And I'm like, I'm not saying it's not great or anything, but it's just different. Rant over hip hop. You're gay, that's that's a. That's a very nice name. She Pippin on My Pippa. I live in Orange County, New York. Now, fuck you, there's like an Orange County in every fucking
state, man, Because I grew up in Orange County, California. And then I hear like Orange County, Florida, Orange County, New York, and I'm like, man, what is this? No one's original? Man, I mean, I know, fucking New York, how original? Right? Just stealing shit New Jersey, New Mexico. Fucking America's very inventive. I guess, uh Sweeney shower showers and sneakers. I love that we are rebranding the snark Tank as the spank Tank. I like that. That's pretty
hot. Uh maybe slightly above average clit energy. All right, that's I like that. I you know, I'm all about the clay energy, so you know, keep it up, keep it up. I appreciate that, just the hard a Star Coffee. Never made it as a street never made an as straight man, only made it as a game man. Squeezland, that's a good one. I think we should do that song. But it's almost kind of expected though, to do nickelback in Gay But let's see,
that's suicide. Squad game fucking ruined any hope of a wonder Woman game. God, a wonder Woman game would be awesome, though, especially do if they made Imagine if they made a wonder Woman game like that was how the Zack Snyder movie was like a World War One wonder Woman game. It couldn't fail because war games always do well, same things with the movies. Now throw a fucking superhero in the mix. That's a cool ass game. I'm just saying, you know, maybe that's a little not as much imagination as
somebody would want to use. You know, maybe somebody that wants a Wonder Woman game they would want more than that. But I think something basic and grounded like that would be fucking awesome. Anyway, my son froze to death in the waste of Ohio by going homeless to pay you Fox and now, and this is now his memorial Rip John, A resting piece. John. I'm gonna contact Diddy so we can do a tribute the way that he did
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actually haven't played Rebirth E remake Rebirth. I'm kinda I don't know. I have this weird thing where I just want games to fall under thirty dollars and then I'll buy them, and then some just won't because they just refuse, Like on PC or whatever, they'll just never go under thirty dollars and then I'll get to the point. I'm like, fine, fine. It was like I was waiting for cyberpunk to fall to thirty dollars, and it never
did four fucking years later. Never fell under thirty dollars unless you use the gog Launcher that you can get it and the DLC the Phantom Liberty for like thirty something dollars, which is a great deal. But I was like,
I don't want to use gog Man. Fuck anyway, where was I. Let's see, it's your boy, Shainey d Friendly neighborhood sex offender, million dollar date Rape, Jesus Christ three XO, and the other latinos gaining their superpowers after the April eight eclips, Nice the Homeless Cat that Shane Dawson impregnated, Slurpin's stroke and smoke and joking emoticon that's going like that Drip mh Lord of Homeless Drip. I got my mind set on you by George Harrison.
I got my boss sweat on you. See. I love that you guys are doing this. Thank you so much. I really appreciate this. Zoo's man milk. There's a lot of songs that I don't know, though, so I guess it doesn't even help it anyway, like I probably do. I probably do know this, but just by reading it fast like this, I can't think of the melody right now. Okay, Obi, won't you blow me? Jackson Vernon minus tech tips learning what the what the hard arm
means? Krimlin, the grimlin, the lunatic is in my ass brain damage. Okay, I'm gonna steal your bones. Fine, erectif erectrify me, erectrify my homo cock. Damn, I don't know what that is. Zoo by Denzil Furry so stupid Avy. Let Derek read the names you tyrant here,
I am. I'm reading the names now. Unfortunately, Uh, you know, it's in the circumstance of not the whole crew being here, so I apologize for that, but you know, i'll uh if you guys want me to read the names more, let it be known in questions or comments or anything, and then we can always switch it up. Like Chris doesn't have to do it all the time. I'm sure he actually would rather not do it all the time too. Uh. Let's see, imagine you coming
home and Ethan Roepp is here. He says, thought you could talk shit, Hank Darky then comes on your doorknob. Jesus Christ, I gotta tell you that is a great scenario for me because then I feel like that him coming on my doorknob would be kind of considered like assault or attempted. He attempted to assault me, so then I get to bounce his head off the fucking concrete and uh, but somebody has to record it. I there's no way I'm gonna fight this guy and just let let it be like not recorded,
because he has so many public scraps. The amount of times gotten beaten up publicly is fascinating, and I would love to contribute to that. God man, I just I really do want to do a deep dive on this dude and really kind of show people that that haven't seen how amazing this fucking guy is. All right, wait Slay five to eighty three, A sad
guy from Michigan. Finally, I like some cumshots, maybe one of the maybe one with a camera looking up at you from behind and wait, looking at you from the ground, and one where you come on your belly. That's crazy. I don't know that's from them The Puppini Bros. Presents Master Roachie Flow we smoking Dino Dino caps and fine Nimbuss, you stupid piece of shit. That's pretty good. I think somebody should do that like a Roachie
Flow. Oh. I know you guys just did it, but I mean, like video, somebody contact Joji or some shit Don Donkerson, Xavier Renegade Angel reference, whippity whippity woe. What do you call these wind monkeys? Windaboo wiggers? Okay, I caught this wick and then it just it just cuts off, installing a faulty neuralak in Chris's head that plays thunder on repeat. That's that's torture. You gotta pay. The trolls told again the boys
hole man classic fuck it's always Sonny. I've actually missed a couple of seasons. Is I gotta catch up? Gade six, Alexander, the Alexander, the Gate. I guess that's actually uh, historically accurate. You know. I saw some fucking chud assholes though, like trying to push back against that, but I'm like, bro, it's come on, it's why are you trying to Why are you trying to claim that this dude's not fucking bisexual or
he didn't like men or anything. It's ridiculous. All right, we're almost done by a man, buy a man eat fish he day teach fish man to a lifetime. That's that's that's I like that. That's clever. Uh. Fuck Patren for removing the search by month option. These cunts will do whatever it takes to make this site unusable. Hey man, you dix out, Ah help fuck the dumbest lesbian. Shout out, you dumb lesbian. Uh, they're coming lots and lots of Dixon balls. Nice And that's lots
of Dixon balls. I gotta remember that. I gotta maybe open the show with that. I went homeless paying Ian Miles Chawk to swat the chumba casino guy. That's ridiculous. John Strickland shout out. I think I saw you on Twitter not too long ago or something I missed. The old Kanye go to the throat, Kanye polls in the in the whole Kanie Dragon on dance floor, Kanye, Yeah, fair yeah, fair enough. Mark's eighteen eighteen eighty nine came so hard, the rubber fool off screaming like a Saturn missile.
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top three is crazy? Doja cat had harder bars this year? Damn dude? Yeah? I mean J Cole is obviously really good, but to me, he's never even seen like someone who's after the throne or something. And it proves it when he fucking had that slight milk toes dis track on Kendrick and then immediately apologizes. I'm like, what the fuck even is this? Like, Bro, no one fucking forced you to go in the studio record to get it mixed and mastered and released. What the fuck even? Like,
I don't even understand what that was. I've seen a lot of people kind of giving them props for apologizing, but I'm like, how did you make it through all those steps. It's not like you just pulled out your cell phone and started talking shit and posted and you're like, fuck, I shouldn't have done that. I'm like new methodically wrote something, went to the studio and recorded it and had people master it and put it out. That's
fucking crazy. Whatever though, I still like him, but it's just like what a weirdo Alaskan oilfield trash Texas tater salad Drake is the big bang theory for I actually agree, I don't. I don't like him as a rapper. I think he should just as an R and B artist. Honestly, I think the best off he's ever put out was just him singing like but you know, you can just agree. It's totally fine. It's just my opinion. Sue Holk shout out, tickle my ass hairs, Nikky Ziggy shout
out. I want to test Chris dyslexia. Okay, we have to wait for him. I want to test Chris dyslexia ginger, So yeah, we will have him read that next time. My pisses thick like a gas station slushy and Lily chugs it Facts Live Action nine eleven, Wicked nine on nine. Uh, sorry, miss Jackson. Nice badly brave Hugger, Derek duck Kunt, the vegan Necromancer. I got consent, all right. I don't know how you can get consent, but I guess maybe they wrote in their
will to resurrect me. I guess atherean Bridgerian hunter melfis one and finally rehabilitated and back in the saddle with two functioning hands, all right. And then lastly, as always, the King of hap Hazard. I love that the King of hap Hazard is always last. So it's good shit and with the gift fucking Avatar. Nice. All right, guys, thank you so much for watching listening. Next episode, Chris Raagun will be back, The boys
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we do. But al right, guys, take care and You're all hot as hell, and I wish I could sleep with every single one of you. You know, if it were if it were possible, I would, But you know, you know how distance and time works.