#212: Racist Wolverine

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lumberjack. He just looks I don't like. Look. That may be true in a sense, but I can't imagine someone that old, that has lived that many lives that's done as much motion as he is hating someone because of the way they look. He's just like, I don't care anymore. Man. Plus, he's fucked a lot of black pussy. You know, he's had his fair I just feel like he has cognitive dissonance where he likes black women. But then like for some reason, every time he's black, man

Bishop or something, he just always has to say something racist. It doesn't even matter. Bishop wasn't even like in his he wasn't even facing his direction, and he's just like he just gotta like hit Scott. We have freaking spook over there. What's going on with them? What does it mean? Mama? You guys that that Wolverine has always been cast? Does it bother

you that like that? He Jackman is like the iconic Wolverine and he's just not like he's like six foot seven to wolver When I so when I was when I was little, right, I didn't understan because you don't understand how short Wolverine is. When you're small. You don't get it. No, I told you, really doesn't because he's bigger than you. You don't get it. You don't get it. What are you talking about? So I watched everyone. No, No, you're right right, he's tiny. Wolverine's

like five foot five. Maybe maybe I think he's five three. Actually maybe he probably is, andy because you never I never really understood. I was like, oh, Hugh Jackman's him. That's fine. Wolver he's a foot he's a foot taller than Wolverine is. Yeah, five three is what we got as far as an official you know, it's still Google real fast, but uh it's it's when I saw X one. I saw X one and I'm like, all right, Hugh Jackman is literally the opposite. He's tall

and just in moderate shape. Like if you saw the first one where Wolverine is just hulking with muscle and tiny, and I'm like, I hate this. I was, I was so against it. But then when I saw the movie as a kid, you know, I still I still enjoyed it. I enjoyed the funk out of it because it was always had five fucking three, dude, these five three and ways before this, before before I had themantium. He was one hundred and ninety five pounds at five to three.

That muscle muscle sling that is crazy, so wide, man. I mean he does have extra bone, you know, some heavy ass extra bone in his in his arms. That's that's not extra bones, right, Bones aren't that heavy, dude. Bones are pretty dense. I mean your skeleton bones are pretty helet takes up a significant amount of your weight in your body. Yes, there, he has three more bone claws in his hands that are like what eighty five pounds a piece? My bad, you said one

hundred and ninety pounds, dickhead. I mean, like maybe Patty, He's just a lot of muscle. He's a ton of fucking of muscle. But I'm just trying to be fair and say there's a little reality. Okay, I'm not going to do that. Reality. The reality is that your bones are very heavy. If you are, I'm like, right now, I'm one hundred and twenty. I lost a lot of weights. I'm one hundred and twenty pounds right which means my skeleton's about one hundred of those I think

I would imagine. And so there's like twenty pounds left for like the organs and the pounds of flesh. No, no, no, no, no heavy spine, dude, It's it's like maybe twenty it's like ten pounds of flesh, uh, five pounds of organs, one pound of blood and and the rest of it is come. So like that's that's the make that's the makeup of the human body. Generally. The amount of resting come I have

in my body anytime is out resting. What happens if you if you do if you if you don't come for an entire year, do you think like you just your your bones become come to like find places for the com to go, Like you know, it's just like you know, like it needs storage. It just too much become come. You just have one visibly swollen part of your lower body, Like, what's that my cum tank? I

haven't came in a year, tank. I think you get paler. I think that's what happens because I think the cum seeps into your skin and whitens it. I think, uh, I think you do get heavier. Yeah that is true, but yeah, I don't know. What I think is what happens is you don't go one year without coming, or you go you're not coming. You'll happen is you'll fall very ill a month eleven right,

and you'll be very sick and you're on a ViRGE of death. But once you make a full five days, the cumb will go from in your little cum spot to coding your muscles, enhancing your muscles and your skeletons future, giving you way more power. Once you're beyond the year of no com you're

at your strongest. What do you basically might get cancer? Though you might get cancer though I believe it on all the internet forums, you know, like that the internet forums always talking about how good it is for you to I had a nurse. I had a nurse, A friend of mine that became a nurse actually practicing that, you know, not to obviously for a year, but it's some ridiculous amount of time that you know, when you bust, you lose power, because that's like a real thing that people believe

that the the come inside you hold a significant amount of power. And the weakest men are busting all the time. And I'm not, yeah, weakest man pathetic. Yeah, so when you see people that are just like so like and and they just not and mentally weak as well, not just physically, just people who are just of course yeah right, so they're busting non stop, no mental fortitude at all. Yeah, they don't leave a you know, it's the it's the type of when they bust, their nothing.

I've never gotten to the point. Maybe one time, one night actually where I've busted so many times, nothing came out, and that's when I knew it's time to stop. But that's like the average definitely didn't. I definitely didn't. Definitely was like that's something wrong, let me try going. It kept going, and then eventually eventually it was like it just it just hurt.

It just hurt. It looked it looked it looked like if somebody put looked like somebody cut up a frank freighter and then put it outside, and it was just I was like, maybe, all right, welcome to the podcast. Welcome to start podcast. It's uh, it is us, We're here. I don't know why we seem to be introducing every show with come speak lately, but it is what it is. Come oriented conversation is a good time whatever, but it's my come conversation. So look, I don't

know how much I don't know how much there is to talk about. There is that crazy there. There is that guy right who who did was trying to uh, you're trying to become cinder from from killer in right right exactly. So so let's let's just get out of the way. A guy protested, uh, the Israel palasign conflict. Uh he burned, he burned himself outside of the fucking what is it that the Israeli embassy something like an American

embassy and Israel or something that that one? That one, right, And he was like, I want to be saying so badly is the best character, but like people don't mean him right, Yeah, And for some reason people think it's about some people think it's about Israel palsign, but he clearly said in the video, like this is Cinder. I'm trying to be Cinder. That's what he was screaming. I want to be blazed. I want to be blazing combat. People want to bor comment armor, get it so

much. The one of the worst ones, my mind, you one of the worst Modal Kombat games by far. Mind. Of course, it's yeah, he's bad that everyone hated it. Did did you guys? So? Did you guys see the did you guys see the footage? I didn't want I'm not I'm not that person. I'm not that type of person. You can tell me like I and describe it to me. I don't need to see it afterwards. I don't need to see a person burned to death. I right, I mean I was. I was curious purely because I don't

know. There's something about fire that is like strangely, like it's different than like someone getting no no. I think I think it's just because like seeing somebody burned to death is different than seeing somebody like I don't know, cut to shreds by like a I don't know, there's something like disconnecting about it because it's like it's almost like a filter over them, so I was like, oh, whatever, I could probably see me. I was curious about

it. Oh really, my brain knows that. My brain knows just knowing how is it just really? It was undoubtedly it's it's probably like insanely painful. But to me, I think about if it could be on the cover of an album, it's probably not, you know whatever, Like I get what you're saying. I get it, I get it, you know what I mean? It makes a very insane way, and it was It was kind of frustrating because I was like trying to fast, like what is this

footage? This footage sounds insane, and I was looking for and every news report was like, we're not going to show you because it's very disturbing, and it's like, motherfucker you you wheeled nine to eleven into my classroom and made me watch it, like for years you did this shuttle blowing up twenty ten. Yeah, I wonder why I watched that in high school. I was in the middle of lab class watching man. I was like, hey,

yo, I saw people blow up a lot. Yeah, right, But like, also, to be fair, that is kind of implied violence in a way that you couldn't actually see the bodies right, catch on fire, right. But what I not what I think what I think makes this worse though, is that the whole point was that like he's protesting, right, like he wants people to see it. Right. It's not like it's not like an accident where it's like, oh, whoa an accident, let's

record this accident from like really far away and like like really cap. I was like, no, this dude wanted this to be out there, clearly. That was like the whole point of it. It was like a protest. So it's like, to me, it's like the news being like, we're not gonna show it's kind of fucked up in my opinion, Well, but oh go ahead, he done, cause that's the news. It's the news we're supposed to. It's supposed to make us uncomfortable on some and some

level. But to me, look, there's not really much funny here in my opinion, not much anyway. But like I will say, the funniest thing about it is that if you do see the video, an officer, an officer runs up to this man burning alive with his gun drawn. He runs up to it and he's like, I don't know if he says like don't move or anything. Out think he says anything, but he like runs up to this burning man with his gun drawn. That's fucking funny, if

that is wild. If I remember correctly, he uh, he actually had an interview. They're like, hey, why did you do that? And he was like, well, the the gentleman said hey, look I'm an acorn. And it frightened me. And so I was really trying. I was. I wasn't sure if if if it was legitimately an egghorn, or if he was pranking me, or if it was the human torch. I'm not sure, but I was scared, right, and I thought that was fair. I thought it was fair. Yeah, no, I see,

I see. I saw that vidence. I saw everybody. Everybody was making fun of this guy. Everybody was like, oh, what an idiot. He genuinely think like, what is he gonna do? Shoot the fire off him? What a dumb ass? And I look at it. I looked at it from like a different perspective. I think, I don't think this guy is stupid. I think he's like a whimsical man. I think he

has a sense of childlike wonder that is still intact. That he sees a man on fire and at least five percent of him thinks maybe this is an X Men, like maybe this is maybe it's possible that this is like a middle gear solid man on fire thing, and magic is indeed possible. Yeah, that's what That's what I liked to. That's my that's that's my headcannon for this guy personally. Yeah, I like that. There's There was another interview he did though, because like you know, you know how they do.

They're like, oh, are you sure that's your final answer? Like you know, they they they made a joke of it your final answer, and then he was like, oh wait, you know what actually hold on? Really what actually happened is so I was saving some Palestinian kids and I had a super soaker, you know, I had a gun, was super

soaker. We were just shooting them and I was being a hero. And then when that happened, when the human torch you know, did what did his thing, I thought I still had my super soaker on me and I was trying to put them out, and you know, unfortunately, actually there was a real magazine with live rounds in it. So that was just an honest mistake, and I think we should not judge them man for that.

I think that is an absolutely despicable thing. I think all of you people that laughed at him, you're disgusting human beings, disgusting Simply he was simply trying to help, if any After all, a man caked in gasoline and little blaze, Obviously a super soaker is going to be enough to put that guy out, clearly, obviously, clearly there's so much. There's so much. What is there at least two cups of water in a supersed they were did you do you guys remember the slime one? There was like there was

like a super soaker with like a slime component to it. Uh no, I don't know. I don't know about that. I swear to God. I swear to God on the slime super want though. It was like an alien looking weapon. Yeah, the super soaker Oozinator. It was hard. Yeah, like what, Water's fine, It'll dry and I'll be good. Yeah. The slime was dude, it would this ship would like dry in your hair and then it would be it would be in your hair for months.

It was a very poorly her hair thought out, crystal hair. I don't I genuinely think it's the reason why my hair is no longer curly because my hair, my hair used to be curly. It is not even close to curly anymore. Your hair. Yeah, it was like my hair was like it was like it was like, we have to retreat. So like, I don't know. If you look it up, it's called the super soaker uzinator O O Z I N A T O R, and you can look at it. It's a cool looking weapon. It was dope. It

was like it looked like an alien, like a xenomorph head. It was fucking sick as a kid. Anyway, it was like it was like, this is a dope looking weapon, and then you shoot the slime and you're like, oh, apparently that's what the agent at the border had. And actually he really did another interview. It's like, well, actually keeps doing

these interviews. He won't shut the fuck up. He can't like making imagine just like like not even sticking with your story to the point where you give like five different interviews and it's like, why is he even like no one believes him after the second one. It keeps coming back the next day. Actually, actually that wasn't me. That was at the end that was not me. That was but that's but yeah, that's like his ninth interview, he's like, actually, I forgot, that's not even me. That's Oh,

it's understandable, sir, understandable. Yeah, what a crazy fucking thing. Like who saw that coming though? Who saw that that was gonna be something? Now? To be fair, obviously that guy was mentally disturbed. But at the same time, from the I've read some of the stuff that he posted online, he's a little extreme. He's a little extreme, but at the same time, he was also very uh calculated in and in his

thoughts and what he thought about the region. And this is the part that I saw because god damn it, I hate I hate the I hate that people are citing this issue like there you know, you have to be with us or against this thing. It's so fucking weird where it's like the idea is to not have people die anymore, like let's talk. But then there's people that like, say, he mentioned something like oh, this is you know, this is a Israel's an apartheid state, blah blah blah, so

and so forth, and it's like he's not wrong about that. But the one thing that he's kind of extreme about just like anything else, Like say, unfortunately the United States, fucking Mexico, Brazil, anywhere you go, colonizers took the fucking place over right. They they started slapping the people around and they started shoving them with guns and shit like hey, you're gay,

get out. And so at this point, because of that default, does that mean that the people that are here now should all fucking be eradicated? Probably not, Probably not extreme. It's extreme. So that's kind of like how peoples some people are all with Israel. They're like they're apart time and they took over this region. They should all be gone. I'm like, it's kind of crazy. Well they're here, they're here, they're there, So yeah, it is like they're there. Yeah, I mean whatever,

Like to me, I look at this, Look it's it's crazy. It's wild to set yourself on fire. But I gotta say, I don't know man props in some way, because there's there's a lot of mentally deserved people who will, like, look, there are people who go into schools and shoot everybody and then kill themselves. There are people who just crawl into a fucking cave and land upside down and die for no good reason. So like

ship on their heads. Yeah, So to me, what a face of the of the ways of the ways for a mentally disturbed person to go out? I think, you know you can't. This is probably one of the better ones. You know. I'm not gonna say that I've of not hurting. He didn't hurt people, and that's kind of a plus. I guess he didn't hurt anybody. It's still really really really sad that he, you

know, tried to go Kyle ken and on himself. But like it's it's unfortunate, but like it's I don't know, man, the situation is, that situation is so wholeheartedly it's the Middle East. Man. It's nothing about that place can be solved with a simple answer anymore. It's just such a wild place where they think you came back to life, you know, like

it's just he gotta this letter is leave it by itself. Are The place is such a it is such a confusing region that it doesn't even have a clear it doesn't even have clear directions, like it's the it's the Middle and the East. It's fucking crazy. Just it's it's just a it's a bad it's a rough place now, because because what is that? Because what does that even mean? Everything's east of something like, it's not even it is

the middle of the eastern most continent. Is it the easternmost if you're starting from where though, because then it's not. It's the Middle East you start. If you start from the Middle East, it's not the easternmost continent. No. If you you know, because we have we have the abbot what is it called, the advocates and the like that that shows where everything is

located. It's wildly wrong. What right you're telling you about? No, the thing with the account the old calculators, okay, old County one. Not right. We have Atlas, then Atlas is what you're looking like Gallas, the ones that are completely like Alice is a completely wrong alsome Mount Alice is a fucking I don't know, so incorrectly laid out. It's insane. I think of Michael Clark Duncan from God of War. That's all that's all that matters to me. Brother stern Cradles, you bitch, nigga. You

put me here, you stupid bitch. It was like I'm black. That's why, that's why Credos fucked with him. You know, Zeus was like, hey, yo, this black ass tighten nigga, Like we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna make him do all. I'm angry and black and mad and Greek and angry. I'm sure you've seen that cliff of I don't

know who this character is. It's like this little boy, but he just goes like Credo says, I'm Greek nigga, show me your butthole, and then he sexually assaults this pig anime character or something, and Palatina think it's gonna be her, and he's like, I'm Greek nigga, and he the first time I heard that, The first time I heard I'm Greek nigga, Like, I was probably laughing for five minutes straight because it was so it caught me off guard so much. He wouldn't expected those words. Those words

are insane, like in a sentence. Absolutely it makes sense. I'm looking at a world map right now. Yeah, I'm looking at a world map. I'm seeing all of it starts with the you know, the United States on the on the west, and it goes all the way to the east, and I'm looking at where the Middle East is and it's it's not really the middle of the East, it's more like east of the Middle, if that makes sense. So should we change it? Should we have a petition?

Yeah? I think so middle Middle, the East, the Eastern, the Eastern, Midlands, the East is kind of how I would have called it. Man, the Middle East is mid Dude, who cares? Because the Middle East is I'm looking. I'm looking at a map right now. The Middle East is China, like the Middle the the exact middle of the East is China, Mongolia, maybe India if you want to squeeze it in there. But that's like kind of getting a little bit specific, and like

the middle of the West is like the United States. I'm sure there's a reason why it's all the Middle East specifically. I think that I think it was called the Middle East because they discovered it first, and then like that's when they thought the world on they went that far. No, that is, I think. And they always do things in a dumb way. They always somehow manage to do things really stupidly, and then they don't change ship in the three it's like, oh, we found it like this, and

they leave it that way. So the very then and then they never went. It's how they called the Native Americans Indians. It's like very someone thinkings like, oh you must be an Indian. It's like crazy wild that is persistent the longest time. Who still call them Indians? Yeah? Yeah, really dumb people? They yeah, I mean it's just what do you what do you do? It's just like, uh, I mean, natives easier,

it's easy, it's easy to remember. They take so much offense to being called Indian too, I mean, such a great offense to it, because it is not so disrespectful. It is so disrespectful to a whole other peoplestand Kingston understand because he's Chinese. Chinese, Nigga, I'm very Chinese. I'm one fifteenth. Calling Native Americans Indians is basically like calling you Chinese. Yes, that's why why that's separated. Yeah, why different people history?

Different history is so crazy, Like when you think about it like that, that clearly shouldn't stick, Like what an obvious thing to just overturn where it's like, oh, this clearly is in India, this is not Indians, all right, so let's think of something else immediately, like no, no, it's cool, we're good. It's uh your opinions. Man, read the books they wrote about themselves, and you'll be amazed. They'll be like, holy ship, these motherfuckers won. They won the race to somehow.

I can't believe these motherfuckers won. They're just resilient, man, the resilient. They almost wipe the gives off. They almost wipe themselves off the planet by just shitting in the streets and just not having good sewage systems. And then they fucking rats just started, you know, partying, and then the ones that were left, you forced, they finished. That theory that that's those rats really helped them out because they really like they really just leave.

Well no, no, no, what they did. What the rats did was that they they just carved out all the week, you know, Yeah, it was. It was the super villa. It was just like, oh, hey, you're eating, you're shitting in a bucket and then like dumping it out and then cooking in it and then not even like rinsing it off before him. It's like, damn, like, get the hell out

of here. That's what. There's so much there is so much ancient text about them coming to Africa and coming to the Americas and the natives teaching them to shower regularly. That's corre. That is cara razy to me, dude, Like, there's African stories that I'm being like, they came here and they smelled violent, and we were like, you can go in water every so often and clean yourself and then come out of the water and you won't smell as bad. And they're like, no, no, no, no,

no no no. The queen said we should not. The queen then we shall not do that. That is not that is not. Let us not godly parasites in the water. Powder on my cake riddled ass and it'll

be better. Yeah, I mean, dude, it's just all the evidence you need is when those fucking when those first pilgrim boats, like the Mayflower whatever the fuck they were called, started like approaching the fucking Americas, the water started turning green immediately, and then fucking like say, the grass started browning as they were getting closer, and then we're getting foot into land, just fucking ratch just came out of their boots and the fucking belt buckled hats,

and then the natives immediately started dying. They started dying before the first inkling that these were insane people was that they put buckles on their fucking hats like that is a psychi that that that is that that is like a propeller hat basically for that period of time. Like that is fucking insane. Then you would put a bucket on your buckle on your fucking hat. It is putting a zipper on your contacts. That is so fucking outrageous. What were

you planning on doing? It's fire, It's so sick. I got those rats, those sham here bro. Those rats swam alongside the boat, bro when they were running. Whenever getting tired, they would hold onto the boat and tread and water and rebalance themselves and then they would go back to me. They didn't even build a boat. Their boat was just rats entangled in the shape of do you imagine you serve board rats to America? You serve board rats rats? Derek, Derek, let me ask you a question.

How would you feel? How do you feel if you you and Jojo? Right, Let's say it's like, let's say it's five years from now or whatever. Right, you have a kid and you bring them to the doctor, and you you bring with the doctor and the doctor walks after you say, I have I have distressing news your son is rats. I in a in a in a real world scenario, I'd be like, what the fuck? What do you mean? You're my son's rats? Your son is in fact several rats in the shape of your son. Well, I mean,

I'd be like, well, toss it the fun that. I don't want that, damn, he said, toss it does. But you have memories with these rats. Five years of memories with these with these rats. Wait, so you're telling me my fucking my doctor, uh, my family doctor. After seeing him for years, he realized or what he just couldn't have the heart to tell me, you know, the hard to tell me.

He yeah, he was having He just couldn't handle a lot on his He had a lot on his plate, and he couldn't handle breaking that news to you. He couldn't bring it to you. But it's still like but he's still but he's still like, it's still your son Connor or whatever, and he's like, daddy, daddy, but it's rat. Your son's gonna be named Connor? What A that's definitely not gonna happen. My son's name is either gonna be a black ass name or a or a a name that is

it's my default whitest ship just because of the origins. Auto O T T O S. Yeah, that would be fucking that would be so. I would never, it would never. You know, no offense to the Irish, but that's disgusting. I hate. I don't know, no offense except for all offense, all offense to anyone but at the name that I want.

But then because of Jacks from Mortal Kombat Jackson j x O in like, I want this, and I want that nigga to be like, fucking look exactly like Jackson in the way that like he wears the metal arms, he has the mustache and ship, and if he doesn't, I'm gonna disown him. So first and foremost, your kid's gonna be light skinning, so well, I want him to at least have the look. He doesn't have to have the skin. Perplexed, and you racist bitch exactly like him.

You said that, I said, I literally a couple. I didn't even finish speaking couple. The sentence wasn't even over. When I look, I understand he's not gonna look exactly like Jackson. That does hurt my heart a little bit. That's fine. You made you made the choice. Hey man, you're gonna have some don't bring mine, tiny ass fucking some tiny some brero wearing, fucking lazy, do not bring mine into this. All right, you're fucking we're talking about your kids. All right. I'm just saying

you want to, you talk a big game. But then this dude's like, you know what, you know what, I got this little haunted ass broad and I'm gonna spit out some piss drinking, little fucking some wearing mustache ass this dude. Yeah, that is so The running joke on this show that Lily is a piss drinker, and also that Mexicans are haunted. Converging in this way is deeply distressing. We're going to be small, daddy. I'm scared. Can I have some peace? Now? Stop, leave me

alone, Can get out of here. Go by your haunted assist drinking mom. Go bother your haunted ass, piss drinking mom. I hate this planet. Go bother your haunted ass, pissed guzzling mother. Fuck you, guys. That sounds like a good family. I like, my kid is gonna be sure. They're gonna be so short. I know Lily's probably is gonna win. They're gonna be short, you think, so they're gonna be short

and round. I know, I know, I feel like niggas fucking like we always come out on top a lot of most of the time, we have strong DNA, but so do Mexicans. Literally their famous are having also strong DNA. Yeah, so at least I can advantage of wiping you know, JoJo's DNA off the planet because she's just as white as it gets. So she doesn't have a chance in hell. But what happens is this half white, half black, half white always ends up with white. That's what

happens every time. Well, I just want as long as I get a Patrick Mahomes, I'm all right with that, dude. That's as long as I get a good athlete, Yeah, really amazing athlete. He's gonna he's dude, he's gonna hear this. He's gonna hear this when he's like twenty or whatever, when he's like fifteen and he's not going to be athletic at all, and he's gonna get a complex about it. He's gonna be a nerd. He's gonna be like Dad, he didn't want me to be read.

I mean, he's like, fuck no, I don't want to be looking to you, suck. I'll bet the fuck out of him if he doesn't, like if he wasted his like genetic talent, his gifts, I'll be I'll fuck it. I'd be so mad at it. Bro, I

don't care. You're you're you're playing football, basketball. And then if he gets fucked like me, if he becomes genetically inferior right and he's like all short and ship, then fine, I'm gonna drill him in a video game st where he can win like every fucking evil tournament and all the ship and become rich that way. So he's not gonna have a good If they don't

got it, they don't got it in video games. You gotta understand that some people don't got our fromd Elliott Herman does not have it in video games. Bro, I think God bless him. Man, he tried. I love I love Elliott. He's the sweet on the planet. He don't got it in video games. Look, man, there are people who are just naturally gifted at things, and there's people who can drill and study, and

I feel like, say, he just lost his belt. Alexander Volkanowski was that guy where he wasn't like, say, the genetically gifted guy that's just a natural everything, such a hard working guy. And I feel like, like, say, even with gaming, to me competitively in as far as fighting games, I never cared enough. So there's a lot of the mechanics

that go over my head because I just don't care to absorb it. So when people are having these in depth conversations about like specific coding and frames and all this stuff, I'm like, I understand what they're talking about, but I don't really get what Like if they told me off based off of this

information, you should be able to whoop this person's ass. And I'm like, I whatever, Like I didn't fucking I need to like study this, And so I'm a force my kid to study, and I'm gonna I'm gonna do him down forcefully in a chair and then strap him in and then he's just gonna fucking get good. You know. So I know right now if I was a kid, I know now based on how I can play shooting

games. Now, if I played shooters when I was small and I was allowed to play them, I could have been really nice at them when I was when I was younger. I know, I could have been nice for my grandmother then let me play games until until I wanted to finish. I always had to play with the game obviously to you gotta play now that you gotta stop, do your homework whatever it is, or do shit like that.

I wasn't allowed to really get into shooting games until I was like maybe living with like living with my friends really like I started really getting into them. I'm good at them, but I just didn't have the time the plays much as I needed to when I was younger, and I regret it so much as I could have been. I know a lot of my friends could have really gone far video game wise if we just knew the future we were gonna live in. But our parents are all like, stop, that's not

right, that's you're wasting time. And it's like you dumb old old born before the eighties, motherfucking idiots. Y'all didn't know shit. They really did it. Though they really did it. This is gonna be what is this? It's like they really had no idea, and in fairness, like how could they, I guess, but like there is you know, I don't

know. My parents didn't like necessarily chastise, but like they definitely I would I felt like slightly discoded because I would come home, I would go downstairs, and then they would always do that thing where it's like, oh, welcome to the who welcome to the land of the living. I would get that all the time. I was like, well, welcome to the land of Yeah, shut up, shut the fuck up, shut snarling. You

don't know shiprow. But like, but I did feel like I felt guilty playing video games, not because they not because they specifically would tell me like, hey, don't do that, but because like I would always get that weird like that snide like, oh, welcome to the land of the living. It's like, oh my god, I'm just I'm just RelA I'm trying to relax, But I was. It does bother me a lot that I probably I was. It bothers me that I was so good at certain games

at a time where I was too young to really compete in them. Like at the time, like I was really really really fucking good at Halo two, like like really really good. But I had no idea that that was even remotely something that was worth doing it, you know, Like I just thought like, oh, okay, whatever, big deal I had no concept of like MLG or any of that ship until like probably like two thousand and nine or something like probably high school, and I was like, oh fuck,

that's crazy. And now, dude, now they have esports teams at like high schools. Crazy, dude, Yeah, that's insane. Crazy, It's crazy. Definitely, there are schools with Fortnite coaches. Crazy, really really breathe that in its wild crazy. It's definitely the only jealous thing that I have as far as I damn ye, I wish we had something like that for sure, because I that's absolutely I think we all would have leaned into it, like like, because that was just so not an extra.

I was so not an extracurricular person, Like, I just didn't I didn't care about going to like chess club or like or like these random clubs that they had at the school, or like doing sports and anything. I didn't give a ship. But if that was available, it's like, oh my god, yeah I would. I would love to trounce everybody. Are you kidding? That'd be so that would be sick. But yeah, I didn't have it. Parents are stupid. They're stupid. Yeah, we thought they

were smart and they were dumb. We gave them our trust and they were dumb. You would have wished that. Yeah, so yeah, whatever, what are you gonna do about it? But yeah, it's it's I do I see, man, I see some of those prizes. I see some of those prizes for not even winning tournaments. Well they'll get like six figures.

Yeah, and I'm like, that's just crazy. I could I know, I could have competed at that level if I started early, like maybe not win, but like win like six figures every once in a while. Absolutely, my family, and it's not healthy. It's not good that it's like I don't resent my family. I just it's just it's more like it's just a shame. It's just a shame that it's just a shame that they didn't not even I don't even think it's the parent. I think I think

really it's it's ultimately like schools and and just adults in general. That's really because like I mean, it would have been cool for like just people to just generally understand that that was like something worth doing, you know, so at the very least, like even if our even if our parents didn't support it, at the very least, the option would have been there in a school, so to then to be like, well, hey, look the school's offering it, so like I'm gonna do it, And then they would

be like they would have really no choice but to you know, at least somewhat support you. But Alas, I don't even know what the fuck I did. I think I I think I went to one. I think I went to one one club in high school and I don't even remember what the fuck it was. I and I went to one meeting and I was like, this is dumb. Keep in mind, this is like two thousand and seven and seven, two thousand and eight, So I remember being like, this is dumb and gay, and then I laughed, Wow, there's so

many gay people in this room and you get up to walk out. Wow, that's what I mean, asshole. This room is littered with gay people. There's a lot of you in here. Are you all gay? Leave the room and you say ill and you leave? Yeah, by the way, before the stars, before we move on to questions, because we got some. We got some questions for the remainder of February to fill out. I do want to mention that we're on kind of a new We're on a

new Uh, we're on a new schedule. We seem to be keeping to it pretty well, so I figure we're going to well, we'll let people know in a in a write up on the Patreon officially, but the schedule is, uh, if you're watching the video podcast, this is the visual that I drew up to make sense of it. But this this only makes sense to me because I've been saying but yes. So basically we record it looking at it makes soap it is. It makes more sense than words do

to me. It's kind of it's crazy. But so basically we record the show on Wednesdays and Fridays. That's when we record, and we record two episodes. On Wednesday, we record the normal episode and then after this episode today's a Wednesday that we're recording this, we record the extra ammos and then on Friday we record the second episode of the start Tank and then that cycle kind of repeats. And so what the schedule right now is the Wednesday episode

goes on Patreon on Friday, then goes on free Feeds on Monday. The Friday episode goes to Patreon on Monday, free feeds on Wednesday, and the extra ammal goes live the day, the day after that, the day after we record it, so Thursday basically, So how the schedule works basically implies that every time there is a new episode on a free feed, like when a free feed goes live, there should be a new like a brand spanking

new episode on the Patreon. So if you if you find yourself listening on free feeds and you're like, oh, I like these guys and you pop on over there, ideally generally within a couple hours of that upload, uh, there should be something, a brand new thing on the Patreon for you. So that's kind of the that's kind of the idea when I was setting it up. We're gonna stick to it as best we can. We've got a pretty good we've got a pretty good set right now, so we're we're

doing well. But I just want to clarify that before we move on, just so that's out in the open and people understand what the schedule is going forward. It's time we get into the It's time we get into the last the last remaining questions. Yeah, it did, I mean pretty much? Yep, so I think uh so yeah. Also, new highest every month seems to be our highest month ever, and it keeps going. And that is and that is fucking sick. You have no idea how cool that shit

is. It's why I really want to hammer hammer in this schedule and make sure everything is set. Also, I almost forgot merch is on its way. We got we got the site kind of set up basically on the back end. Everything's there. We just have to kind of get designs, decide like what kind of clothes we want up there. But that should be coming

to that should be going live fairly soon. I would say, yeah, definitely, Like for one more contact, I get contacted for one person about one thing, and our merch is good, it's all good to go. I need one person hit me up. So what we're going to do? Yeah, and so what we're going to do with I mean, I haven't discussed this necessarily with you guys, but I kind of what I figured.

I think we could talk about it a little bit, but I kind of want to when we start the merch stuff, I want to put it out on the Patreon first, just so they get kind of preferential treatment in some way, like just so they get like an early look at it. It's like they if they want something, they can order it and they get it

first, as opposed to like free feeds. They'll we'll iron it out just so we can get a sense of like what our audience likes the most of the designs like, and then we can maybe like focus on those and maybe siphon some of them out that way when it goes live for everybody, we have something that is you know, this is kind of business stuff, but I feel like it's I don't know it it's worth getting into for some of the audience who might be curious. But anyway, I just want to make

sure that you guys know that merch is coming soon. So let's getting the questions already. Let's uh, let's do it, Papa Jesus. Papa Jesus wrote in so it's not a question but a fun fact. There's an album on There's an album on band camp called My Dick which is just double which is a just a double length album where a guy lazily covers a bunch of popular songs but replaces a bunch of the lyrics with My Dick, and the effort gets significantly lazier as the album goes on. Just though you go to

the boys would appreciate this info I do. I do appreciate. I appreciate creative, lazy this in that way. Yeah, like there is something about that that is that speaks to me on a spiritual level. Song it was like, my dick looked like bla blah, Yo dick look like blah blah blah blah blah blah Yo dick, blah blah blah blah blah my dick. It's really stupid. I've never heard that. It's uh, I don't know. It's very much so like a stupid ass two thousand and four song.

It sounds like what's his name? There's Mickey. I don't know why I want to say Mickey Avalon or something. I'm probably mixing names up. I think I know what you're trying to say, but I also don't remember who it is. I don't remember like this fucking like weirdo dude that uh yeah, so dirt nasty and Mickey Avalon my dick remember there? Dirt as Yeah, dirt n Yeah, I remember, got a bunch of lies on Yo dick looked like supplies from Do you do you guys remember weird Al Yankovic?

No, no, not at all. You don't remember that Soviet Russia. No, no, no, so weird all Yankee obviously parody artist like a

beloved figure. I would I would really be I would truly be broken hearted if anything came out about him that was like really really bad, you know, like that would that would really fuck with me in a way that I don't think it would Like him and Jack Black are the only remaining people where I would be like, man, that's really genuinely like, I suspect pretty much everybody else of immediate wrongdoing, but uh, that would really that would

really suck. But it's crazy, it doesn't make any sense. Mister Rogers, I really really really look up to him, and if he was a bad person, my heart would break. Well, he's dead, I know, But like if they undercovered like mister in fact huge rapists and racist, I'd be like, God, why I feel like I feel like I think the like people who have been dead for a long time. I think it's fairly safe to assume that anything that could be known about these people, anything

that could be known about this, I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't. Again, I agree, I agree that would be really disturbing, But I think I think we're in the clear for that. It's really the alive people you gotta worry about. It's the alive people you gotta worry about. And then you have like maybe five years of like maybe something will come out of it. Like Stephen Hawking is a great example, although to be fairly, I don't know, Stephen Hawking to me is still

kind of like one of those things like midget or something. He was like, Oh, how could The thing to me is like how could he? The thing to me is that he's inherently it's impossible for him to be guilty because he acts the functionality with which to do so. So like I just don't that buddy, right, Like who's like unless people are like throwing naked kids on him? Like I just don't. I just don't understand, Like how I just don't understand how he could have Like can you imagine him rising

out of the chair just because this stepped on my neck? Step right on it? Right on my neck? Yeah? Yeah hard, I am not actually happened step on my operating system. Yeah at least go ahead, give me a virus. Please get me a virus. I need it. I need it. Oh yeah, that's what that's what I'm talking about. God I met that's a trojan. Oh yeah, I'm getting frieds are failing right, all right, all right, right, all right, Jesus, I

love this crazy Yeah what was I saying? What was I saying? There was this guy so weird yank because obviously like a parody artist, he wrote a bunch of like popular like parodies of like famous songs, and early on on the internet, early on, like during the LimeWire days, during like when you would like steal music, there were a bunch of like really really raunchy parodies that were made by just completely random people, people with no just

no one ever took credit for these, but they were listed under weird Al Yankovich. And the idea was that like, oh, you would see it and you would assume that it was him, but it was always stuff like I'm I don't know, it was raunchy, like I'm snorting crack out of this girl's pussy or whatever, and you were like, this is fucking weird for weird Alta, what the fuck is going on? Like I missed this

album entirely, and I remember on you too. Yeah, maybe hold I wonder I wonder if anybody else remembers this, because I really think they will. Weird Al ye because yank a witch. I think it just auto, it autocorrects to the try to put something else in there, like live wire or something or some shit. Yeah yeah, maybe weird L Yankovich lime Wire. Uh yeah, I don't know. This might be ancient history because I

think I think it wasn't that the artist was called weird Al Yankovich. It was just like it was just like a way for people on LimeWire to download them, so like the second to download them by accident, So the second that went away, I think they just stopped naming them that. But I did find a lie, I did find an article. I did find an article from seven years ago or a Reddit post on from seven years ago.

Anybody got any any recommend information on Weirdow's LimeWire scandal? Akaa people noting that all parody songs on LimeWire were written by weird Al even if they weren't. Has he addressed it it all? I remember using my friend's LimeWire and seeing a heap of all full parody songs quoted as being weird Al, Like, yeah, so's people, So people do remember this, but I can't.

I it would it would be a shame to I wish. I wish they were like examples, because some of them were sucking out of pocket, like wild Ship, like racist and you're just like, what the stroke crack of dawn and it's like, what weird? I'll beat that song? That's pretty crazy. Well, I gotta listen to it now, it's weird. How you gotta listen. You gotta listen weird. Now he might have something, might be up to something, and I don't know about cranking my dick to

crack a dog. I gotta listen to it. So I found a playlist. I don't know if this is if there's anything here that's legitimate, but the playlist is called weird Al according to LimeWire, And oh that sounds that sounds promising as hell. Now that sounds close. One thing so cows with guns and original animation, huh. Another one rides the bus. Uh, just give me some Barnies on fire, Pokemon thong, so my far will

go on Titan Yeah, like exactly. Like So, so this playlist is some of them that are real, like some of them are pretty fly for a rabbi that's weird. Al uh yeah, but then there's like Pokemon thong song, Like what I was like, what is this? Yeah, it's it's well the real slim Shady please shut up. Elmo's got a gun. I like that's pretty good. I like that. Uh, Bill Clinton, Bimbo number five, that's pretty good. That's ironically a really good name.

But like, yeah, it's just my name weird. Now my name is Darth Vader. What the fuck my name is? God's name? Is it? The song? It's just terrible. That's so dumb. It's like these are so bad. It's wild. But yeah, there was a time where like I remember downloading something and he's like, this is not This doesn't sound like weird out to me at all. That's so much. I don't know

if you remember LimeWire doing this auto complete. Uh if you, if you did, if you, if you executed a search of whatever you're looking for, there would be some of this results would always have the same suffix on the end of like eats her outer or something about puzzer gets fucked silly,

So it doesn't matter. You'd be looking for like a death metal song like oh, Death and Fire, I'm ona marth eats her pussy and it would it would always say something that like that made it sound like it was poor to get you to download it, and it was obviously if some sort of virus. It was always like some hide things worked on me always, always almost worked on me always, and I'm like, I never dud downloaded.

The only thing and this is I hated this era. It was more Khazo than LimeWire because people kind of started like reporting it more on LimeWire was better P two P interaction, but people would fucking you could edit the the significance of the volume on like say iTunes, for example, you could put up the volume of a song by two hundred percent and save it and then you can have it be shared. And so motherfuckers would click on a song and

it would like blow your ear drums out essentially. It would be so fucking loud, and people would do that just just to fuck with you. Like I remember downloading, oh, I wanted uh some songs from Metiora, you know, and then fucking easier to run. I remember that was one that fucked me good. And then it just starts off so loud. I'm like, and he's furious you're just furious because it's like there's no payoff. If you're the person doing it, you don't get to experience them doing it.

You know, No, it is payof knowing you seek chaos. I can't. The thing that I remember, the thing that I remember most was was just getting I don't know, You'd be like, oh, man home by Chris Daughtry, let me download this, and then you'd get the Bill Clinton audio of him denying having sexual relations with that woman or one other one that I remember was like some guy going me me me, me, me, me, me, me, me me me, like pretending to sleep,

and I'm like, this is not Chris Daughtry at all. The fuck the hell's going? Lo's this? Somebody's got to make a good video about all that shit, man, Like just all that all the bush that people used to do. My favorite was definitely that Link song, that legend of Zeldas song that that everyone thought was fucking system moving down, but apparently it wasn't. Like everyone that fooled everybody Link down. He's come to save the Prince is Zelda And I was like, oh yeah, it kind of does sound

like Surge, So it really is a really good fucking surge. It's an unreasonably good search impression, it really is. Let's see, what would we type in link? Uh h, I probably put in Zelda Zelda song system. I thought it was at least I thought it was at least like maybe

them. I thought it was like a legit system of a down song that they like were just it was like I didn't have a word for it at the time, but now I would call it like a shit post, you know what I mean, Like they like they were just like they made it in like the garage and just like, ah, fuck it, let's throw this together for shits and giggles, right, And it kind of tracks with them because even in their main LPs, they have some bullshit in their song.

So you just weren't surprised that they're like, oh yeah, I believe that they would do this. Alright, let's find out who did this. Apparently Joe I'm seeing Joe Plyman. Joe Plyman sounds like a bitch. Yeah, he sounds like a bitch. Bitch bitch everybody's talking about like, yeah, yeah, anyway, that's that. What were we talking about? Question? I think answer the question. It wasn't even question. It was just it was he Yeah, he was just talking about my dick. And then

again we got into a LimeWire rabbit hole. Anyway, big orange and green doubts. Dick can't fit in a spleen. All right, this is and it's and it's just like conception minus the boobs. Well, it's the same as the erection that I get from the from do that's so that's smooth, My fucking robbed. Oh, I didn't realize that's cool. It's just like conception that it's the same as the erection that I get from. Dude's got that kind of coming that you got to kind of tell me that makes me

so smooth. Yeah, give me your rest, give me smoke, dude, we gotta do that one. We got to do. That's a hard smooth, you know what, you know what, you know what I'm down. I am down to do smooth as the extra AMMO today. Yes, because that's what I had. I'll do it. Do it. I'm not doing it. We can do it. Case in your hign do her hispanic. You can do it. Yeah, you got you can do it. And inherit The spirit of uh uh Anthony Fantano is that it is that the

guy what's his name, Anthony Santana. I can't fucking stand you, bro respectful. It's the internets busiest guitarist, so disrespectful. Uh, I don't know what sounds like actually that I think about it, I don't know what like. I've never thought about what his speaking voice sounds like. Yeah, I actually can't conceptualize it even slightly. Hey, that's so, just stop stop insulting him in front of me. I'm Carlos. No no, no, no no, no, I would pill I would die for I would

die for some good. And I know, actually hearing Mexicans say is so rare beause they very rarely say that. What's that? What is is like like like live on or something. I don't I don't know the exact phrase what it means. It means like it sounds gay, like a bad way. Just it's it's it's it's sort of like opah, Ill don't say that. I don't know why. I just can't stand fucking I can't stand Portuguese. Opah just pisses me off. It's all right, let's let's move on.

The guy. The guy, the guy whose name I just read that. It's the smooth parody. He wrote in he says, salutations fellas fellas with the hard R. If you think a C d C being Scottish Australian is weird, wait until you hear about Freddy Mercury being a Persian Indian born in Zanzibar. I thought everybody do this. I thought everybody was keenly aware of the fact that he was. He was like this Persian Indian guy like

that, like lived in like Britain, Land Africa. Yeah, his name is like his name his really his real name was like Mustafa or something like some crazy some crazy funny. I mean, I'm just realizing that I know nothing about Freddy Mercury actually, like I actually don't know anything. I don't know like say, exactly where he was. I don't know the or I've never even like I've never watched any that is so funny. I've never watched

anything on Queen Actually, I just enjoyed their music. I don't know anything about He's from South Africa. I know he's from He's from He's from fucking Tanzania. He was born in Tanzania. Oh sorry, he's from Tanzania. He's from Tanzania. But he's like Persian Indian. M. Yeah, his name is so his name is like uh FAROKSARAA yeah, which was a fucking it sounds like that sounds like that sounds like an elites name in Halo, but like, yeah, that's that's him. Yeah, born in Tanzania,

which is like a he was born in Zanzibar stone Town. What no, huh what excuse me? That's that's so funny? What no, no, no, just because because stone Town and Zanzibar are that's just so funny. It's not, it's just vaguely abusing to me that those are. That's a

very specific Halo map is bizarre. No, I did know that. I just it's just strange to be. It was just it was just a music because stone Town is also stone Town is where he was born, and that's also the name of like a Zanzibar remake in one of the in one of the other games too, So it's like I I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, so that's it's kind of funny. Literally that must be probably literally, I actually I wouldn't be surprised necessarily, they like they like queen over

there. But yeah, I said his last name. I'm not surprised by mercury. God, damn it. I thought I thought he was some fucking liquid metal. I thought he was actually like I thought he was, he was related to metal Gear solid. I thought there was something metal Gear's name is really those names you know that you know that isn't Alicia Keys. What do you mean? That's bullshit? It's her last name, actually Keys.

I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know. Well, I was expecting you to don't go along with what it Yeah, it is, it is not Alicia Key. I was. I was trying to damn it. I don't know, Derek, I don't know. I came you for help. That was my fault by using off the off the top of my head. I couldn't think of another stage name that's so obviously fake like that. Alicia Keys was like the first thing that came to my because she's a pianist and her name is Alicia Keys. Shut the fuck up. Of

course it's fake, you know what I mean? So that was the first thing I thought, Yeah, but I couldn't think of a better example of something more popular. Huh. Her name is Cook. I think like Alicia Cook. I think her I think her name is I think it was. I think it was Alicia, Alicia Mustafi or something. There was Alicia La Cage is another is another obvious that Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel is a fucking extremely obvious. Is his name Francis It's it's no. I think it's even

gayer than that. I think it's something like I think his name is like coppy Cock or something. What, Yeah, that's it. His name is uh, Jesus Christ of Nazareth. That is that's his that's his first name. Okay, Uh, Jesus Crist some Nazareth Diesel insane name, that's a Diesel Diesel. That's his name, Jesus Price of Nazareth. His name is

like Martin Sinclair or something. If I remember correctly, I think it's like Martin certain he is the most the most stealthily hidden black person and in media period, he is the most hidden black what what what do you feel about? What about people changing, like celebrities changing their names. I think if they have a stupid name, it makes perfect sense. None of my business. I think if they have a stupid name, it makes sense. Oh,

Mark Saint Clair, like like Olivia Wilde. Olivia Wilde's real last name is apparently Olivia Cockburn, So like I I is it? Yeah, yeah, use that ship. Just like I'm actually surprised that all the people like Marvin Gaye, like Bars Bruno, Bars is Peter Hernandez. That's that's like tracks that track, it's like my super intend That's totally like every other person that I went to high school with, Like so that tracks. You know, like if your name's Peter, it's like that one fucking what was that

one R and B singer fucking thinking just by calling himself Miguel. I'm like, you're not name. You're not gonna make it in America. You know, you can make it over like you know what I'm saying, Like they'll probably give you some love, but like, you're not gonna be an American R and B artist being named Miguel. It's just not smart marketing. It's stupid shoot yourself on the foot by just being Okay, Well, so here's an interesting Katie. Katy Perry's real name is Kate Hudson. Obviously, oh

there's already Kate Hudson and that's right. So how do you feel about that being the reason why? Uh, that makes perfect sense. I mean, like you don't want to that's gonna be an SEO disaster, Like you know you woul't want to do that. Joaquin Phoenix is Joaquin Bottom? Really? Are you serious? He's a bottom? Damn dude. His brother so his brother was River Bottom. That name is Bottom? Really? Yeah? Yeah?

Actually I knew. I knew who else I know? Matt Mercer from Kirk his first his last name was like Marks or something like that at first. Anytime you hear someone I'm a cool last name, I know it's fake, like it's it's it was. It was the other side of his family's name. That's it. It was like the other side I'm gonna take there.

There was because that yeah, yeah, yeah, Like anytime I hear like a cool like you know, like they'll adopt it, like because because there's your mother's last name, right, Like my my father's last name is Jackson, I get it. Kingson crazy Jackson was my father's last name, kings and Jackson. That's It's a weird name I could have taken. I could have taken my grandma's name too, because the last name is either Floyd or Santiago. What the fuck is it? What? What is your real

last name. What is that one related? My grandma my grandmother. So what happens is my grandmother was married before my grandfather. Uh huh, so she was a Jamison before she was no, she was a a Floy beforehand. Her was born to Floy. Her other side was Santiago. Then she had Graham. Then Jamison was married two times, so a lot of names. So then you chose a lot of man. Santiago would have been dope. That sounds like pussy getting name Ciago. What I had to explain so

much more money being Latino than I am. Now changed her name Darky to be one of us. Really, it was like, no kings in Santiago is a good name. That's that's a really solid one. Thiago, what is it? Do you guys know Jamie Fox's real name? I want you to get name dog. That's so stupid. That's so stupid. I think you're fined dog with G Jamie Yeah, like Snoop DOGG and them do it like that's where they got it from. They stole from him, Like I like that, I like, I like, yeah, I think it's James

Foxworthy. Jamison Foxworthy is his name? Jamison Foxworthy his real name is fucking Eric. Really, yeah, Eric, such a Jamie. You know that's bullshit. But Eric Bishop. Maybe because there's a there's a wrestling promoter with a similar name, Eric Bischoff. He was like, he made a fucking w c W when they were whooping the w w's ass back in the day, when they're a w W. F right, So Eric Bischoff. Maybe it's like, ah, that's too similar, that's too similar. I'm Jimmy

Fox. Ashton's real name is Chris. What the hell is that? What? No? Really? I thought it's wait, his middle name, his middle name is Ashton Chris. Okay, I don't know. Chris Cutcher sounds like a pretty cools. I hate to be honest, I hate Yeah. I guess you're right, but Chris Cutcher rolls off the tongue though it really does it does? Ashton? Is this a I'm sorry that I think that is objectively the widest name on earth? Ashton Tanner Hunters. Wow, damn.

Can you imagine having that name? Like you're a ghost and Sebastian Sebastian, that's that's like a ghost named Sebastian because their parents wanted to help them out I feel like it's kind of a It could be I don't know, it could be a helper or hindrance. I think Sebastian's kind of like in the middle. You have that stupid crab or lobster whatever it was, and then you have you have Sebastian. Box say that from Sebastian is the most

famous Jamaican character in media. Don't just act them like that? Alright? What does that say to you? Brother? That's all. He's more famous than Sebastian the Lobster craft. Sebastian's the most famous Jamaican Reaper Grim is not more famous as Batchian. I'm sorry, Chris Grim famous he is not Chris, he is not. He is not the most famous Jamaican ever. Talking about those Disney remakes of fucking Adventures and Seastian was more well known than Bob

Marley, wouldn't that be insane? He definitely is a pocket. It's like I mean, the children, it's not it wouldn't wouldn't be out of pocket. That's definitely. Bob Marley was singing. He's like he's doing Conscience in America and the people are booing him and saying brings sound like Sebastian. Bring out Sebastian, you fraud. Bring out the fucking crab lots or whatever whatever that thing is. Because like when you look at love, when you look at shut up, nigga, shut up. Imagine he just gave up.

Though at a certain point he was like fine. Bob Marley comes out. He's like the glasses on the way he did super passing out, like the Groopies and ship that is yeah. One guy screams sol out. He almost involves, Bro, he just gets loaded the older You don't even know the words. People are chewing on their own mouth, Bro, you know their own team. There are people, there are people in the audience. There are people in the audience who are tearing themselves in half up. This is

the disrespectful I've been to my own culture ever. Thank you. I'm always green the way the old chat floor. Bring out a poop, bring out a pool, bring out this is the most insane constant and human history. Bob Barley and Sebaster The crab is fucked. You just sitting in the crowd looking around like what, Bro? What am I? Why? Why am I? Why are people passing out and dying? What is it? It's like a It's like Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson are literally people are literally kermiting.

They're like Kermit waving ship. You watch someone die, someone legitimately dies next to you. They die and they fall on the ground and then they start like disappeared, they like despawn or or they die. Have you ever seen have you ever seen the uh the brad Pitton word war Z movie where they died and their body starts doing those weird twitches. Those are really weird, like internal remember and they remember that? Do you guys remember that movie?

Do you remember the guy who ran immediately? No, he didn't know. He ran up a ramp and then fell and shot himself watching that, dude, damn, I need this. I didn't. I didn't actually watch that movie. Actually, gay as fucked. It's not very it's not very good. Just and that scene is funny, but like you don't have to watch the all. Anyway, Let's move on. We got uh four more we can we can run through these pretty yeah, let's do it. Let's

let's keep this a little little lie. I gotta I got some I gotta pick up my fucking you know a little earlier than a little a little bit earlier than usual. All right, Yeah, well I don't want to die, all right, go ahead, all right? So uh, Calandro sucks toes already. He says, Hello gang, first time Patreon Gang, longtime viewers since episode zero, Welcome aboard man. My question to you, guys, any funny stories when smoking the Devil's Lettuce I smoked for the first time

at my buddy's place. After the session, I constantly said I love you to my girlfriend when I came home. That's not funny, by the way, funny because he's like one of those Andrew Tape people, like you disrespect women at all times. You always disrespect women to play. And then he said, I love you and disrespect women in play chess. I can't. I can't with you. I care not with you. Isn't that fucking like isn't that his entire thing? Like you just I always disrespect women in play

chess. You just need to just you gotta just you gotta you gotta make sure you take out the king and then you fucking slap your woman. You let her know his boss. And then I was like, oh, okay, that's good advice. I guess it's better than you've gotta be your wife every day. You have to be every single day in your room. It's better than fucking the tall rules of being a dumb piece of ship or whatever

what is it called. I don't remember. I don't think that's what it was, but I think you're probably on the right track the dumb pieces. I don't hate you. I hate you, dude, I hate you. I really don't like you. Bro. Sorry, I'm I'm sorry. I'm releasing some fucking I had a bad morning. I had a bad fucking morning. Fucking my doctor is are fucking wilding out, and I just got energy to release the twelve being a dub piece of ship. All right, all

right, all right, you read thouldn't you. I'd read it fucking cover to cover, Bro easily weed stories. I think the only one that I can remember really was accidentally eating seven pot brownies at one of the first get togethers I had in California. Yeah, Chris, like brownies are like like like like a normal like you know, like those squares, those bigger ones, I mean they were like small squares. I guess like they were.

That's better because I like that's it, like maybe like maybe like no, that's that's a that's like a normal size brownie, like seven of those. Like that sounds like, how did you, dude? We were all we didn't so I didn't. I knew there were prop mondis, but it was like I was like, I'm gonna eat one whatever. And then I remember getting home. We were all in the house. It's back when I the living room in the apart in Glendale and I walked this room was like,

yo, dude, I'm so high, it's crazy. And Chris turned to me and he looked like remember so a spongeob when he was like inside the house all day and he he was like like a goblin. Chris looked at me and I didn't see Chris. I saw like a greacher. And I was like and he was like, yam, I'm sick, dude, He's a wet sick. We were high well into the morning, well into that morning, dude. Yeah. I remember specifically because it was one of the first times that I had been It was one of my first real like times

socializing as an adult on my own out here. So I was like at our friend Joe's house. He had a party with all these people that like I had only like known for like maybe like a few weeks at that point, starting a new life out here, and I was like, all right, yeah, whatever. It's like there's people bring stuff to the party or whatever. And I had not really been a smoker at all prior to this, or a drinker before. Like I just didn't really do that shit at

all. So I got to this party and then they brought there's a bunch of food there, and I'm eating and here are these brownies and I'm like, I have one, and I'm like, oh, they taste a little weird. But like my assumption immediately was like, oh, California, maybe

they're vegan. That was my assumption. It was like, maybe there's like and I was technically right, there's a plant in the brownies, but like I just assumed, like, oh, I don't know, fucking vegan brownies, you know, gluten for I don't know, maybe there's some dietary thing that's making these taste weird. Whatever. So I had one, I had two. I had three, and they were really good, and I was

fucking hungry, so I had two more. I had five, and then I went to grab my sixth one and somebody was like, hey, how many of those have you had? And I said, well, like five. He's like, you know, the days have weeded him right, And I'm like, oh, but I was like, I don't really feel anything, so there must not be a lot. So whatever, I had two more and then I got home because I didn't understand I didn't understand like how much it, like how much like the idea of dosages as far as like

weed or like being high, like I didn't understand them. I figured, like, if I wasn't feeling anything now after five, what would two more? Like two more is probably not gonna make a difference, or maybe I figured, like two more is gonna make me high? Actually, is how I'm feeling about it, Like I don't know no more. Yeah, I

don't remember much about what happened afterwards, but I do remember. I have a very vivid memory of lying down on my carpet in my room staring at my light, like staring at the light and laughing because the lights looked sharp to me, and I I don't know why that was funny. I don't know why. I don't even know how that makes sense, but it's what I it's it's what I thought at the time. And then I woke up the next day kind of high still, but all things considered, I'm surprised

that I'm surprised that didn't kill me. Yeah, I'm assuming that there wasn't that many milligrams of it in there. First and foremost, though, like the problematic NAT, some fucking dipshit leaving weed brownies with all the other food, Like that person should be stomped out, like this is not that's just not. Everyone there knew. Everyone knew there knew it was weed brownies. The problem is, I think Chris came in after. I think even even

so, you don't you don't put them together with all the food. You just don't for that specific reason. You just don't do that. There your drugs are separated from your other fucking edibles, uh, because that's just not how. That's just not how. First of all, I don't even like, I don't like bringing drugs to a party anyway. I don't think that's like really, that's just not my type of party, Like people have their

own drugs. And then I it just there's so many me being from California, the amount of horror stories I fucking hear about people ode because shit like this not on weed but just other drugs. Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's just it happens, like in this scenario where people are unaware happened. So it's one of those things where I'm like, ah, like but you know, luckily it was just weed and it won't kill you. Like,

yeah, that was that was just. That was really. I mean I was like twenty two, twenty three, probably not even at that point, like that was what twenty You were there, right, Kingston? Yeah, I was there. I was twenty two. I was still twenty two, so you're still twenty two. Yeah. So yeah, so I mean it was pretty, it was pretty. It was a pretty long time ago. Yeah. I didn't necessarily, I wasn't super comfortable, so I didn't even

feel good asking people like what was what do you remember? I'm a it's a very different person. Do you remember when it started to kick in? No, I that night is gone. Yeah, Like, I do not remember why that party took place. I do. I only remember like one or two people that was even there. I don't remember how I got home.

I don't remember. I don't remember anything. I just remember laying down on my floor when I got home, staring at the light laughing at how sharp it was and being confused, and then falling asleep and I slept so good. Yeah, that's the only story that I can really bro You were, you are gone. You are gone with your sleep. You are sleeping hard. The only thing I hate about sleep smoking weed is about smoking weed is that one I have really intense dreams about nothing. So I wake up

like sweating, and I'm like, what did I dream about? And it was just nothing. It was like lying down. It was just like I had an intense lying down session and I'm sweating. I I literally can't stand smoking anymore now, Like in my current adult self, I refuse a smoke wheed. I can't do it. I was never really smoking the first time, like peer pressure. It was peer press drunk a ship at a party and my friend wouldn't take no for an answer and or whatever, and I

think, yeah, just I guess that is pretty normally crazy. Only I think the only reason, I think, the only reason I even started at all, I really had no interest or intent to start smoking weed at all. I think still to this day, I've smoked weed like in an in joint form, probably like fewer than probably fewer than thirty times. Fewer than twenty times for sure. Yeah, I think few. I think maybe, like, I don't know, like maybe fifteen times. Same like probably I

would say fewer than twenty as well. I haven't smoked weed that much. I've only done edibles twice, but both times are awful. Five I've done edibles a ton. Yeah, they don't edibles. Edibles I like. I hate edible. They don't sneak up on me way more my thing. My edibles have to be activated. Well, one of the the two times they're activated by having regular food afterwards, where I had an entire brownie, I was fine, I drank some beers and I'm like, I don't feel anything.

This is bullshit. Went to Denny's later on in the night, and when I took a bite of my burger, you know, and it started going into my stomach. That's when liftoff happened. While I'm at Denny's, I was like, what fuck? And then same deal with my my supervisor for my my job that I shouldn't have my accounting job. He gave me a weed jolly rancher while I was on the job, and then same thing at my lunch. I went to the Greek place next door, got some

fries and then fucking tunnel vision. I started freaking out my my friend like I'm like, bro, I told him like, dude, I think I'm gonna pass. I was like, nah, dude, just sit down, Just sit down, because I was just like looking at everyone like it looked like I was looking through like a spyglass. And I'm like, dude, I'm gonna speak. I'm gonna pass off for sure. He's like just going down. I think I'm gonna I think I'm dying. I still want to.

I was like, fuck, I'm at work. I don't want like the bo like the supervisor was just a redneck piece of ship, but the main boss. I was like, I can't let him see me like this, Like I got scared. You can't see me this high so embarrassing. Yeah, I really had no one to I would. We were at I don't know. I think the first time I was like I was at a party and then this girl that I kind of had a crush on was like, hey, you want to smoke. I was like yes, yes.

It was like I know I didn't want to smoke. Literally, I'll do literally anything you ever asked me to I will do anything you asked me to my best friends here, I'll kill them for you. If you show me one nip, I will slaughter them. That's crazy. It wasn't that, dude, It wasn't that insane. I was just like, oh, this is a good opportunity to talk to this, But it wasn't that fucking do it. But then I didn't know how to do it, so I choked it as the worst mistake ever. Show me, baby, show me,

show me how smoke baby. You see that get over there, that that dumb black get over there, I'll slit his throat for you. Imagine saying that to someone just that you've known for like a few weeks, that you just kind of like, you see that dumb black kid over there, I'll kill him for you. You commit you hard, hard, so hot, and then you're like fucking now murdering a bunch of people for a nipple.

Hm, that's crazy. I don't eve think I would get up. It just shows you just the wasn't killed a little top of the nipple f scene wasn't killed. He was rapt into heaven. Hello schizo demons. If Keith David shows up on the podcast. If Heith David shows up on the podcast, that is legally your last episode. What will be your individual plans post

Snark Tank. We'll just starting to start another show. It's just it's the show, but it's not called snark We just yeah, probably we'd have to we'd have to end Stark Tank. We'll figure out I don't know, we'll figure out some better name. We're not gonna tell you our ideas for it, because then you'll just take your rabbit fu rabbit idiot bitch slaming your neck as hard as I can. Anyway, Snapple owns you who wrote in He says, greetings, boys, what's the worst thing? What is the worst

thing you've ever participated in? During middle school? For me, it was when during a large nerve battle at our church's youth group, one of the kids had a mental breakdown and began to walk in a big loop around the building and was unresponsive. Nobody asked if he was okay, not even the church members running the event. Some of us battled around him like a payload card t F two. That is fucking crazy. He's just like an environmental

hazard. That is madness. That is madness. This kid church for you, man, like, yeah, whatever, yeah, you we'll pray for him. Yeah, I may, I may pray for him. I'm I'm maybe pray pray for him. Just dumb. I may pray dumb kid send him to hell. Yeah, I don't know if I have anything. I don't have anything, Like middle school is so long ago at this point that like, I don't if there were things like this, No way in hell I can remember. I guess, like the only thing that I could think

of. And I told I've told this story before. It's what I convinced. Is when I convinced that kid, who was like a couple of grades younger than me, that I was an alien and that I was getting ready to destroy the earth. Yeah that's badass. And he really believed it. And he was so scared kid, so scary, dumbest toast and man, yeah yeah, I think his name was Derek too. But it was like the normal normal, Yeah normal, you know what I mean? It is

you're the abnormal. Say what you mean? Yeah? Don't. People don't normally spell it. That would be like if somebody spelled their name Chris with a K. It's like that's not the normal way to spell Chris. It's a fine way to spell Chris, but it's not the normal. I actually disagree. I don't think it's fine at all. I think that's psychotic and you're gonna end up a fucking murderer. Like that's what I feel like.

Murderers are born by parents making dumb decisions like that. Yeah, decisions makes I really, I truly believe, Like, like it's always how come the a fucking chicken from the South named Bertha? How come she's fat as fuck? How come people named Simon happen to get into the sciences? How come fucking people that have two names sticks together? I'll end up being psychopaths. Like it's just you're twisting their fucking minds. Man, stop it stop.

Just don't give them a name. Yeah, that killing people? You're killing people. How do you, like, how would you address them? Like like untitled you? Hey? You? What do you? What do you do? Hey? I've ever thought about that? Are you required by law to name people? Like that sounds like a stupid question At the same time, I don't know. Yeah, Like if you have a kid, you can't not name him? Huh? Is that? Is that? Like?

Really? Like because you have to and apparently is there because somebody said there was no laws against naming them a slur? But is that true? I mean, I mean I'm in a bad word like like is that like somebody told me that I never looked it up because I was too lazy, that like, there was no rules against If you want to name your kid fuck, I think you could. That sounds wrong, that doesn't sound like correct to me. But at the same time, I feel like nobody is that

insane enough to do it, So that's why it's never happened. Right, Let's see, let's see can he bothering having a son? Having a kid like putting against like you're about to You're making this big choice and you're you're putting your wife through hell and then offer a fucking joke? Right? What is? What is? Uh? Guess what the number one auto completion in Google is? Can I name my kid? Blank? Guess what the name is? No? Good guess though, think more autistic sonic close. Sorry

I should have sad autistics, but just think more termally online. Uh can I name Uhlon? You guys are so you were closer with the with the cartoon character kind of Oh? Can I name my son? SpongeBob. That's cool. Yeah, I mean, you definitely could. But it's Shrek. It's Shrek. It's Shrek. It autocompleted. That is fucking wild. I wonder how many Shreks there are. There must be at least two Shreks. There must be there must be minimum at least two Shreks living in the US

today. How many Shreks are they? How many Shreks are there in the US. How many Shreks are currently walking around right now? How many Shreks. It's just it's just how many Shrek movies? How many How is anyone named Shrek? What? No? Come on, that's so disappointing. There's no Shrek. There's no there's no like Shrek. Bryan's Well, so here's the summary. Here's the summary according to My Name Statistics, which is like,

I don't know who the fuck knows how valid this is. Shrek is ranked two hundred and sixty eight nine and sixteenth most popular name given in the United States, with an estimated population of five. This name is in the first percentile. This means that nearly ninety nine percent of all first names are more popular, and there are there are zero point zero people named Shrek.

For every one hundred thousand Americans, this name is used most often as a last name ninety percent of the time, based on the analysis of one hundred years worth of data from the Social Security Administration. So people change their last name to Shrek. Is that what they're saying? They used their as as the last name. Is that what that you said? Yeah? How the fuck? Oh? Summary the race? What the fuck? The race?

Fuck? Sorry? The race and Hispanic origin distribution of the people with the name Shrek is forty percent White, one point three percent is Hispanic origin, seventeen point four percent Black, thirty seven point eight percent Asian or Pacific Islander two percent two or more races, and one percent of American, Indian or Alaskan Native. So there are very few uh Native Alaskan Shreks. They're not They're not a thriving breed just by just by default. I can't see.

I guess last question states. Yeah, I was just gonna say about the bad words thing. Some states are bandoning it, but I don't think every state bans it because I think they imagine adopting a black child just to name it Edward. Oh my god, I mean yeah, I can imagine some people that lived there in the South, I would think that's hilarious. How we get back. This is how we get back on them. We adopt them. We're gonna raise this kid and treat them good, but also name

him nword hilarious. Last one, the last one, SS Officer Sweeney wrote, and he says, greetings boys, I have filled my brain with all four hundred plus hours of this dumb ass podcast. Oh damn, there's that many. Jesus Christ. Uh. And now that I have enough money to ask questions, I just have one. Which of the Snark Tank spinoffs is your favorite? Chris and Sweeney, Derek and Sweeney. My absolute favor would be that one time Chris everything broke and Chris was forced to do the last

half of the podcast by himself, like a schitzo. I have to be I have to I put this in the specific I put this in the episode specifically because I don't remember this. Did this happen? Did I have to finish an episode by myself? I don't remember that. It doesn't sound though, I mean yeah, but I have no recollection. I remember doing the solo episodes. We've done solo episodes in the past, but like I don't. I do. I do not remember everything breaking to the point where like

I had to do it by myself. I would say, uh, link that episode because maybe maybe it's a possibility that like maybe maybe it was at the point where I started editing, I fucked it up and then you were the only track left or something. I don't know, dude, that would be funny. It's the funny at FU. I feel like I would have been a warrior of that that happened, though, like if that if it

would have right, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, like I definitely, I definitely yeah, like leave leave the episode number or whatever that one was, because I don't remember that either. Yeah, if it's if it's your favorite, link it to us, because I really, I sincerely have no memory of that happening. Yeah, which is wild and deeply deeply concerning. You know, a lot of times the balance, I think the balance is good with three of us, So a lot of times when there's like

somebody lacking, there's a little bit like you you notice it. But uh did we did an extra Ammo. It was just just Sween and Eye and we created a movie called Shut the Fuck Up that I really liked, I really liked. I actually was the musical. It was like it was like, what was it? No, it was a movie that Biden, Oh, Biden fucking gets the causes the new nuclear holocaust, like the the Third World War, because he goes to sit down with Putin but he's so fucking

like dementia riddled at that point. He strolls into the meeting thinking he's a clown. So he's wearing clown makeup and a clown costume and he's doing tricks on Putin and squirting him with water, and Putin is so embarrassed he fucking body flops on all of the nuclear buttons, like you know, there's just like nuclear buttons that like dirt all of the nukes and stuff, and he just fucking slams his whole body on him and then just destroys Russia, which

caused a nuclear winter. And because of that, comedy is forever banned in the new fucking when when humanity there's no more comedy, no more comedy, And so the movie is called Shut the Fuck Up. That was you that you were like what should be called? I'm trying to think of something clever, and this d just shut the funk up, like okay, sucking film. The idea of a film being called shut the fuck up, I thought that was I was like, oh that was money. Yeah, shut just

shut the matter ridden ass up. There'd still be jokes and laughter. I love that he made it all the way there. Nobody checked him. He was a clown the entire way, flying in the fucking Air Force one and all, just as a clown. He's sitting now peacefully to like it's not having like a wild cloud. He just got to sit there waiting to get to get Yeah, he's ordering food normally, but this is the this is the most lucid he's been ever in like years. I really hope we get

it. He starts getting goofy and so these steps off the plate, he gets silliest ship. That's good. I want to see a clown hit somebody face on a pie and kill him. A really funny thing was that killer closs spaces of the closest thing will see to that because they're trying to be scary. Like they're trying to be scary. I want silly. I want silly to a dangerous degree, Like I want so silly. It's like fucking dangerous. I'm gonna watch that scene man where he like kills I can't remember.

He's a copper security guard, same ship whatever, and he just they just throw pies himuntil he dies. He just he just gonna do with the he threw. You're making a Kill a Clown video game. I think I think I'm coming out this year something out this year excited. It should be

fun. Man. So before we uh, before we get into uh the credits, which we will get into very very quickly, I do think I kind of want to get into a habit of reading the comments or like reading some of the comments that was that we're on the last episode from our Patreon members as we close out the show, because I think would be cool to kind of like because we never really address any of the things that we would. We never really talked about the reaction to the stuff from last episode,

and this this last episode had some really funny ones. Silk Song Believer wrote. He says, seeing that the credits started with like fifty minutes left brings me so much joy. Uh. Sweeney's girlfriend Archives says, watching porn on four screens like your mister Spock is crazy. The virtual would He's like moving everything around. Yeah, like you ever watched Minority Report or to Report with the freak's name, that little freak, the top gun guy. I can't

remember his name, Tom Cruise. Yeah, thank you. I hate you, that little freak. I hate you. To be fair, I think he's like an inch taller than Yeah, he just he's taller. I think he is that five seven or something. Yeah, he is is. He's tall seven, he's five seven, let's see yeah seven one inch? Yeah, one inch? Yeah. I feel like I might be five to five now though, because I think my disc collapsed and I had this creasey my

neck. Like I seriously think my like disc and my neck collapsed, and then like I'm just a little bit shorter now, dude, people who have neck issues. It happens. Like people get there and then they'll grow. They're like, oh, I'm like an inch taller now. And I'm like, bro, because like I see these creases in my neck that I'm like, oh, my ship's like been kind to crouch down. I didn't used to have these creases in my fucking neck. So I'm my god, what

are you gonna do? I think my head smashing my neck? Well, somebody somebody wrote in Bacon Ready says, fuck you, guys. Connor was awesome. I agree to disagree Connor because we were talking about Assassin's Creed. We we talking about Assassin's Creed on the lasts, Assassin's Creed three. Connor was fine. I didn't hate him. He just wasn't memorable to me. He didn't fucking he was forgettable. He wasn't bad. He was forgettable,

which I think is kind of worse in some ways. Stopped starting. I don't want to play fucking kid version, Like this is the first thing you do. You start off being kid version of Connor. I'm like, wow, funk would I want to do this ever? Ever? In any game? I don't want to be kid version of Badass Warrior ever. Propane is a hell of a drug. I tell you what wrote in he says that Buffalo Talk really had me wanting to peel my face off, which should have

done it? Should have done it. I'm sure some fucking autism everything about Buffalo I'm sure that's what That's what this, guys is Like, why don't you Why don't instead of talking about it? Why don't I talk about it? Next time you peel your face off. How about that. Actually, I have a certified I am a certified buffologist, and uh I know a lot about the buffaloes. Speaking of that, real quick quick, speaking of that, I did remember because I did look up. I was while I

was editing the podcast. Horses did used to exist in North America, but they went extinct. They migrated into Siberia like fucking everybody did back in the day. They all just like they're like either they went across or they went you know they always use that that bridge from Alaska to right. Yeah. Yeah, so horses, they they migrated and then the ones that stay behind they went extinct. And then so then the colonizers brought them back to North

America. So I just want to clarify that. But technically I was correct, but then also not really the cottonizer. I guess technically I was wrong, but whatever. Yeah, the colonizers. Literally when I was reading an explanation people they called them colonizers. I was just like, well, it is accurate. They literally colonized area and fucking brought them sweet horses. Everything from me, they striped, they gave me English. I want to speak the last, the last, the last two Uh I asked the rock for

his autograph. I told him my name is Derek Blackman. He death and he death gripped my balls and said it's about Dick wrote in I know that he said he did say it, but he said, I know that porn scene. Dead ass, let's go. It is fucking's so funny. There was a there was a couple of comments like that. There was just like, I know exactly what they're talking about. Uh. That beldonovid was way easy to find. It was one of them from Unnamed Drone. So that's

that's funny. Uh. There's one other one that I wanted to read before we we we oh. The artist formerly known as Cimen m wrote in he says, please make an entire extra ammo uh, dedicated to Sweeney reading hate comments. Miles Morales has bioelectric powers, not electrokinesis. Sweeney massages his throat with Miles's cock, and he deserves his imaginary figure just said that bioelectricity and electrics aren't the damn it. They're not the same. You see, you

see, you see this is the stuff that bothers me. Right, this motherfucker with his whole chest, right, his whole chest he was like, I got him, I got him, I got him. It's not the same thing, because I look, I saw a different word. It is the same fucking thing, dude. It is literally the same kind of power.

It's the same power. Uh, broadly it is. But the implication of the same power, the implication of electrokinesis means that you can channel energy in a very very controlled way, versus electric general electric bioelectric powers just kind of means you have the power to channel electricity, doesn't necessarily mean you can control it with the effectiveness of like making a fucking shape out of it. Uh, that's kind of the difference because knesis apply. That's kind of a

difference. And well, no body just means you can control electricy likeness means you can control. That means it's control. But control is different. Control is different than simple simply like powers. You know, like, would you say that Cyclops has laser kinesis, you know, Like, I don't, I would, because Cyclops never shows the ability to do it other than it

just pouring out of his eyes. I know what you mean, right, But when Miles Maolis shoots lighting out of his hands, that's electric canesis and he's been doing that for a while. You know, I don't think he can, but I guess I guess my thing is like even now maybe can maybe the comics control it, but maybe maybe the comics it used to be

different. But like from my understanding and by playing the game, every electricity, every electric power that he uses, it's like it's kind of like generating around his fist and he like hits people with it, or he shoots like a general kind of like spread it's almost like a shotgun blast of electricity where it's it's not like he's controlling exactly where he's going. He's just kind of like directing a really unruly fountain of electricity. So that to me is like

it it's not storm. It's not storm. That's right, it's not storms level control. But that's but that's why that's why I used the spit analogy last time, Yeah, which I think makes sense, because like you can spin on somebody, but you can't control, like, you can't really control it once it's out of you. It's just kind of unruly the second it's out pretty much right, granted, granted, granted, gonna go back to

what I'm saying. I think him. Having the power to create an electric sword is cool in moments, but I think it's very unnecessary because he has so many powers already Spider Man or so many powers you know as Spider Man. He's super straight, super speed, enhance their ability, he can heal, he's fast as fuck, you can fucking lift ten. All that shit is pretty It's pretty impressive right now. One power I like is that Miles has a spider sense. Some simmer. Peters's okay, right, he has

a spider scent. It's not quite as strong as Peters, so we can't detect danger quite as well. But what happens is he has electric powers as well. He can sense electricity in a general area. I think that is cool. I think that's gay ass bitch boys. Shit, I think you're gay as bitch. I think you wrote it because you're a gay ass bitch boy. You gay get dumb? Yeah, I wrote it that fucking everybody's

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fast. Like there's a thing called an the bleak kick because that angle which could really fuck someone's knee up and just put them out of commission for like nine months. And most people don't do it out of respect, but there's a handful of assholes that fucking do because they're like, hey, there's a fight, it's a fight, and they're correct, they are correct, but

everyone's still like, man, fuck that guy. And that's the people that do the one dollar thing, because like it is, it's a smart strategy. It really is, but it's still this planet is outrageous, dude, Like I like, I have my whole life. I'm like, oh, you don't do certain things. It's like you're supposed to respect people you encounter. And then I mean people like you, Derek that are just like out through sand in someone's eyes and try to eat them, And it's like,

what is What's what? Why do I exist? Then? You know, like what am I here for? Look, I'm not a sandman, but I am if a guy in real life is trying to like really assault, like really, I will, I will fucking hyper extend their knees to the point where they look like arbiter like like that and someone's there's a long anymore. There's a scene in Adventure Time. I've never really sat and watched that

show, but I think about it every fucking day. I think where a deer, a deer stepped like just stomps on on Finn's legs and folds them backwards, and it is one of the That scene kills me every time. I have not seen that show really at all. I haven't sat through a single episode of it, I don't think, but that clip is like one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen. Yeah, adventure Time. Adventure Time has someone what's happened at the beginning of that fight? To that

fight? A deer stands up on the tine legs and takes off its hoes. Yeah, hands, and then he just and then he just stomps on his legs. He doesn't even use his hands. Evil show revealing hands as a deer is broken. That is a I like, I do, like the idea, the idea of like, I have an idea, I have an idea. Let's let's let's reveal that the deer has hands. It's just such an unhinged ideas and everybody the up clapping. All right, let's move

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ago. I mean it is a sandwich in the same way that a mattress is a blanket sandwich, where like it's it's I guess theoretically like not what the sandwiches wait to me. To me a sandwich. To me, a sandwich is meat, cheese, lettuce, or any combination of those three, or any of those three in specific isolation. So like you like just like a normal salam sandwich, or you could have like maybe even like a bacon, egg and cheese where there's like eggs and there's like meat and well,

the definition of a sandwich is cond I understand what the definition. I understand the definition of a sandwich. Okay, so you aware you're talking about I'm talking about the feeling because if we're just going by like what the computer says, then we're no better than AI. That's how I feel about it. It's like if we're just words, don't make it so definitions don't matter, don't matter, use no definitions matter. I just feel like there's colloquialism in

the way that we talk about things that isn't entirely always accurate. Like the best example that I can think of is like killer whales aren't whales is a good example, right, where like killer whales are not whales, they're fucking dolphins, but we call them killer whales because that's just what we call them. I think a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is a sandwich in purely in

technicality alone. But if somebody was out and they were like, hey, guys, I'm coming back with sandwiches, and they didn't tell you what kind, and you got excited, like, oh sick, I'm excited for the sandwiches, and they came back with peanut butter and jelly, I'd be fucking livid. I'd be I'd be disappointed if they came back with fucking peanut butter and jelly, because that's not what my in my mind, what a sandwich is. If you google the word sandwich every you will have to scroll for

ages before you found an image of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's just, it's just that's just the nature of what a sandwich is. People have a very specific flavor profile when they think of them. People have a very specific image when they think of them, and I just don't think it really lends itself well to what a sandwich is. I think a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is basically an under an uncooked pastry peanut butter and jelly.

It's too sweet, It's like it's borderline candy. And I don't think it qualifies as a sandwich personally. I'm not saying it isn't sandwiched, because that's a verb, but I don't know. It's like splitting a It's like splitting a fucking uh what do you call a pop tart in half and being like, oh, well, it's that's a sand that's a bunch of a sandwiches, a peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Look, I think I think it's

perfectly logic. Get what you're saying with the with when you're talking about people envisioning a sandwich, obviously there's a devil. Just like a burger. There are many types of burgers, right, just like in other countries, a

chicken sandwich is not a chicken sandwich, it's a chicken burger. Like so when they're like and I deal with this by having a European wife where she's like it, get me the chicken burger, and my mind fries a little bit because we don't call it, you know, it's it's a it's a colloquialism. It's a colloquialism, and I get that, but like it's it's kind of like a burger, right, Like a burger is not a sandwich,

but it is, Yeah, you know what I mean. So it's like like and it is literally a sandwich, but you would never fucking say that, And that's kind of how I feel about it. It's it makes I get what you're saying. Especially you have to make context if you're saying a peanut butter J. Like if somebody said, like, I'm gonna bring sandwiches back, they would have to clarify that it's peeb and J, you know, because otherwise you would expect a normal sandwich and then you'd be fucking

upset. I agree, but that's but that's the thing I would expect. But if somebody just said sandwich as a blanket term, there's so many things that I would accept. Like I would accept the bacon, egg and cheese. I would accept the belt I would expect. I would accept the chicken sandwich, I would I would I would accept a PASTRAMI sandwich, a ham and cheese, salami and cheese, Like there's a There's so many things that I would be like okay with if I was if I was given like,

hey, we're I'm coming back with which is? And that's all the information peanut butter and jelly. The fact that you would have to specify that in and of itself kind of implies that it's in its own kind of separate caddy. It's it's more of a pastry to me, Like it's just like the flavor profile, like the way that you eat it. It's just I don't know. Every time I saw somebody eating peanut butter and jelly sanwich for lunch,

I was like, that's fucking gross. I'm not personally lunch. I'm not even a huge I'm not a massive advocate of I feel like sometimes I'm in the minority of mixing savory and sweet flavors together. I'm just not really a huge fan of it all that often. So I would just be a regular peanut butter I love. I love the taste of peanut butter, and like having a toasted bread for putting peanut on it is fucking delicious to me. You throw jelly on it, grape strawberry, doesn't fucking matter all of

a sudden, the flavors are complicated to me. It's it's not it doesn't accent. I just don't think. I think salty, savory things and sweet rarely accent each other. I know that you gave an example of those caramel cheese. It's rare. It's rare, ye in my opin. I yeah, yeah, it's just I just normally I wouldn't want anytime somebody offered me like a PB and jan I'm like, I'm good, but uh, I'll

I'll fuck up just a I used to do this. It would be my protein snack before I would go to the gym, Just a little bit of peanut butter butter on a fucking sliced bread and then throw it in my mouth and I'm good to go get some calories in. Would you agree though? Would you agree though that a sandwich kind of implies meat when you hear it. Yeah, it's it's it is the default on like it's just like okay,

yeah, technically peanut butter and jelly sandwich is a sandwich. But yeah, you would just you never would ever, Nobody, if anyone ever thinks of that as the default sandwich. They're psychotic like that is there's something wrong, something's absolutely wrong with them. If they expected you bring back some type of fucking nice turkey sandwich and then like, oh, I thought you were gonna peanut butter and jelly, we can't be friends. It's the same way

I feel that. It's the same way I feel about It's the same way I feel about chocolate candy. Where it's like if somebody comes home and they're like, hey, I'm getting some candy and they come back with chocolate, I'm gonna be like, I mean, I'm not disappointed, but like, this is not what I expected. I expected like nerds, rope and fucking airheads, and and that's that's what candy is to me, you know, I guess I mean because people do say child, that's actually kind of similar.

It is similar. That is a similar, But I considered chocolate candy. But like, at the same time, people specify they say chocolate when they're bringing chocolates because my brain combines them both. They should, but I would understand, I'm like, I'm going to bring back some candy, would choco? Would you mind chocolate? That's what I would say, Yeah,

there is that further clarification that is needed. That's what. It's kind of the same thing with peb and j to where it is that it's like, yeah, the differentiating factor between chocolate and candy is that you wouldn't you don't put candy in your breakfast, you know, like you can't have a NERD's

rope chip waffle or like an air air a glass of Airhead's milk. You know, these are things that are like and it's the reason why you it's the reason why you would see it's the reason why you see like fucking soua patch Kids cereal and you're like, iw gross because it just doesn't it doesn't.

But Coco Puffs, Coco Puffs, you don't even blink. You don't blink at these are these are separate categories in my in my mind, yeah, motherfuckers will have though they'll have like fruity pebbles, though I'm like, I don't get it, but you know, fruity Pebbles is on that line, man, it's on that line, I like. But they are at that point, they are at that shine where it's like this this this is

kind of candy it's pretty much candy. It's just like fucking fruit flavors and it's sweet, and then they put in milk and it's to me, it doesn't really mix that well with milk. I'm just like, that's the Chernobyl, that's the Chernobyl zone of this conversation, where like the second it starts getting into like fucking fruity pebbles, it's like, I don't hate fruity pebbles at all, but like there is something, there's something about them where they're

really they're really pushing it. It's pushing. I like them better without milk. Fruity pebbles and fruit loops or are cereals that I like to munch on as a snack and not have milk in them. I just don't think milk works well with that because it is kind of like a candy. It reminds me of candy, and so I just don't and I don't whenever I get nerds or anything that's like candy, I don't think of having a tall glass of milk with it. It's just right, it's it's heinous in fact.

But yeah, all right, let's let's get the funk on. Oh yeah, yeah, early. Yeah, that happened. Chris is Prirgerian, anal dwelling vestigial twin wanting him to stop eating Chipotle. I don't eat Chipotle that often really at all. Yeah, it's like a once every once in a while thing, like right, it's like every once in a while Chipotle.

Yeah, it's just like yeah, every now and again, I'm like that specific every now and again, I'm in the mood for that specific flavor profile of burrito, you know where it's like, yeah, I can, I can have this specific I always get like the chicken, the chicken, pinto beans, white rice, fresh tomato, sausa, maybe some cheese on it. Uh. And then a double wrap is usually yes, usually like what I do. Sometimes I do double if I want like a real burrito, Yeah, you go to a I know, I love rice. I'm just

I'm one. I'm one of those unlucky souls that people say soap but it just tastes like not food to me, a cilantro, like, it doesn't taste like food to me, And people say soap, but I don't really get the soap thing, but it just doesn't. My tongue's like ooh food, No, it ruins the rice, and I'm like, could you can you niggas at least have some plain rice for me, for for the for the for the other part of the population Like nah, not fuck you,

like we're like fucking bitch. I'm like, all right, wait what rice? Don't you like? No, it's just it's their rice is cilantro on lime. So since it has cilantio, I don't funk with it. Yeah, doesn't matter if it's brown or white. They just don't have plain They're not playing for bitch as people like me, They'll fine, it's good. It's it, dude. I think arguably they have some of the best tortilla

chips. I think they're very good. They're really good tortilla chips. I will say it like Chipotle is one of the Chipotle is one of the I like the rice too. But the thing which they want to me, the thing to me about Chipotle really is that like it really depends on when you get if you catch it, when all of that ship is fresh, when they just put out like a new bucket or like a new like thing of

everything, that ship is so good it's unreal. But you're very rarely ever going to run into a situation where all of that stuff is equally fresh, You're gonna be like, maybe the chicken is not not super fresh, with the rice is maybe like this is kind of like been sitting out for a while. Sometimes you'll get a fucking royal flush where everything is fucking stale and

that ruins everything. But that that handful of times where like you get it, everything is fucking fresh, it's like it's it's pretty top in those moments. It's top tier fast food. So the way that you can get that is if you go but who does this? Most people don't it, But if you have the privilege if you work at a specific time where your lunch is early or whatever, because when it first opens, everything was just cooked in a way that say, I I every once in a while, i'll

get Panda Express. It's right up the street from me, and they have this honey sessime chicken. It's pretty much the only thing that I really like from there, and they it's not made yet when I show up, so like, hey, give me five minutes. It's fucking crunchy, hot as fuck, like it'll burn your mouth, and I'm like, dude, this is this is so much better than I ever fucking thought it would be. This is incredible for me. Yeah, I'm picky. I like, I

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