#208: twomad is toogone

Hey, look, uh, alright, let's go piss poopy butthole. No, I don't like Uh, he's a bitch nigga. Hey, hey everybody, Hey, hey, whoa. Welcome, Welcome to Stark Tank, Welcome to Stark Tank Podcast. It's it's us, It's it's it's Chris, It's it's Derek. It's Sweeney too. Mad too, Mad is dead, fucking too. Mad's gone. He's dead as door nails. Man. Uh. You know what's crazy. You know it's crazy. He died on a zoom

call. He was on a zoom he started he started raiding another he was like, oh you remember what I what I was popular for, Remember when it was funny? He did it again and then he oh right, no, no, that's crazy. He died playing Overwatch, which is which is? Which is? Actually, I don't know why that's so funny to me.

I don't know why that's so funny to me, just like it shouldn't be funny, but just the thought of somebody just overwatched this in some lobby and then they're just like, think, I'm sure it happened before I can be honest, I'm sure t happened before I think about that sometimes now where like if I see somebody going a f K, I'm like, you get more worried to normal. You're like, I'm like, I wonder what's going

on? I wonder what's going on here? That was the first thing our first thought this morning when because because we were supposed to record an hour ago, but Kingston was asleep. Uh. And my first thought when Kingston just didn't respond, I was like, he's too mad, too mad at out he got too mad, too bad? Ye corps up we even we we called Lily, and Lily is like, I don't know what he's at. I'm at our Lady Guadalupe, praying to my Mary Meg or whoever whoever I

pray our Lady Guadaloupe. I hate the fact that male Mexicans have their name Lupe too. That it bothers me, Man, what's wrong with that? Why Lup is such a girl's name. But it's like Joe Jose And I'm like, what the fuck? I do think it's barely even gendered. Really like that that name feels so out of Lupe is very Mexicans, very very Mexican. I know, because I don't have a single relative named Bloope at all oh no, I mean I need the shockers to reset this date.

It is hot again, Casey. Do you think do you think Lily would resuscitate you that was dying? Yeah? Do you think she should? Question? Look so too mad? So too mad. I don't want to I don't want to come back, like when I'm gone, I want to go. You know, I have that feeling too. I have I have that feeling too, you know, like you know, like gotta wear Ragnarrock like Thor fucks you up. And then you're just like, oh no you don't. And I was like, oh, come on, and I was resting.

I finally had my eternal rest. That's it, bro, it was over. You would would have one, you know, one, that's it. Yeah. No, man, it's Mad's got that eternal rest going on. Man, Yeah, he's he's gone. I saw the dude. It was such a whiplash of news because at first I just saw too Mads dead and I was like, yo, what And then James Ski comes out with this fucking crazy thing about how he's like a pedophile and how he like he was a rapist. Ever crazy? Yeah? Yeah? Now, uh I

actually I never heard the head of file allegations. But about eight months ago or so, there was a huge Yeah, there was that bullshit. He was going insane online and he for whatever reason, recorded himself apologizing for sexually assaulting a woman. And he was saying like, yeah, I'm sorry that I overset the boundaries of what made you comfortable this, this, and that,

apologizing for essentially raping a girl. And it gets leaked. So I don't know if he sent the video to her and then she leaked it. I don't understand what happened. But that's too mad. Logically, that's his first problem. He apologized. Even if you do it, you don't apologize, right, because once you apologized, then you did it. You know, Kingston approved, Yeah, I apologize even if I get caught my hand

with a cookie jar, you do it. That's good. Actually, I learned a lot from that that song It Wasn't Me by Shaggy, because that's essentially what you're supposed to do. It doesn't matter because even if you're even even like this, right, once you apologize your once you're accused, you're guilty of on internet, no matter what, even until you've proved, if you prove you're innocent, you're guilty. But if you apologize, you approve,

you're proven without a reason of a doubt you did something wrong. Yeah, you know, so you never apologize, you rather ever ever apologize. Definitely, Also, don't do the stuff that you also don't do stuff you put alation in the first place. It's number one, too late, definitely, that's it came. It came second in your mind in your list of priorities, but it's number one to just I listened to number one. I listened at number one. I didn't list it there. It's just that,

you know, listen too mad too mad was obviously as fucking schizophrenic. I don't know if that's I don't know if that's like natural for it. I don't know if that was how he was always or he just took so many drugs that he just fried his brain and just got in the state. Uh, but there, you know, it's crazy too, Like I saw this, I don't know. There was all this drama with like just to Vans too, where just to Maans was like, oh, it's seems a little

weird that you would do this. Like the day he passed away, and then when James K came out, James and James K was like, I can I can now confirm that you interfered with the investigation or whatever, and like you told him to kill himself and all this stuff. I don't know what's going on. Quite frankly, all I know is that too Mad. I do know for certain that too Mad was crazy, because I have like some dms from him that, like everybody, I just don't really I don't

really understand what they meant. That has been the cons That has been the consensus of just seeing everybody who had conversations with him, The one common denominator is that, oh, oh he's actually insane, you know, because you would think like, oh, maybe this was a was a what's a bit and then you have a conversation with him in DMS and he's doing the same

fucking thing and like, oh okay. Like it started off he when one of the first times he came to LA or I guess specifically was coming to VidCon and stuff, and then people were in LA and I think a bunch of people at Scott Williams house before all that weird shit got exposed, like the what is it? The smash stuff, and he was like, I'm fucking bored like what do we do? And then it was like, I don't know, bark hate or something, and then it just turned into fucking

just monkey shit. I don't know. I was like, I have no idea what is what he's doing. It's what I would imagine, like say, when you know, when you see like chimpanzees fighting each other. It was like that that's what That's essentially what was tweeted at me. That's I was like, I don't know what this is. You don't imagine. You're just chilling. You're just chilling at a party, and then all of a sudden there's legit monkey business going on, like un ironically real monkey business happening,

and you're like, yo, what the fuck what's happening? Some guy got thrown, they're really monkeying around. This is fucking it's it's a mugget, it's some primate financials man, some wild ship is going down. I fair like my the DMC sent me weren't just they just feel they yeah, I I but like they just don't. I never responded, so like I just don't have I just don't have. So on May eighth, twenty twenty, he writes, he says, uh, boss, you can't see it

because it's reversed on the screen, but he says boss. No reply. May twenty, twenty twenty, he sends me a video of Master Chief's voice actor saying weird shit. Uh. September sixth, twenty twenty, he writes, why is it that you're perceived? Why is it that I perceived you as a political YouTuber? Now you're mister Halo, and that's it. I've never spoke. I don't. I have no response. I don't respond because I just sa he freaked me. I don't know it was weird. Yeah,

good, he freaked me. I had so too Mad. I always had some inkling of I have a generally, I would say, a generally decent idea of like if I'm going if I'm going to talk to somebody, if I'm going to engage with somebody, I have to feel pretty okay that they're not crazy. And I was not confident. I was simply not confident that Too Mad wasn't crazy enough for me to engage with them at all.

So like, I just kind of okay, you know, I think public I probably tweeted at him a couple of times, but privately, no, I don't need to. I don't need a correspondence with two men. But there's those pictures of him with all those guns, and there's like a lawsuit. I guess he threaten threat There was this whole thing. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. I was just gonna say that you bring you bring up the lawsuit because James k was saying there's no lawsuit, and then Justin Meeks

was saying there's a lawsuit. Just A Meeks showed something that definitely looked like some shit was being compiled to the police. It was kind of like an exhibit A, an exhibit B kind of a thing with guns and shit, and I'm like, I'm at this point, I have no idea what Jameski's doing. It also, look I agree to a certain extent of like all of this horrible shit that he's done. And if there isn't a lawsuit from his point of view, why in God's name would you keep this a secret?

Not because this isn't like, say, because the whole idea he's already trying to kill him, So there is no oh, if I say something, he's gonna try to kill me. He's already trying to kill you. Put it out there. So no, other people aren't in danger. This was the thing that kind of so that kind of freaked me out a little bit because what if if Too Mad there's I'm just putting this out there.

There is a possibility if like, if I didn't see that story that happened a few months back last year, if Too Mad was like, hey, come get a pint, I would have considered it because I didn't know any of the other shit. You know what I'm saying. And there's other people that I'm seeing that were saying rest in peace about Too Bad dying. They have no idea about any of this stuff. So they just thought, oh, what a shame, rest in peace. He was a great such a

big influence. And I'm like, yo, y'all don't know this dark shit, and so it's a little weird to this guy, just like, oh, good, he's dead now I can say all this stuff about him.

So so so in defense of that, I do agree with you. However, there is there is a deal where it's like, there's a reason why people don't come out with these things, and the reason is because you can be sued, like you can't slander people publicly, like you cannot be like oh, hey, by the way, this guy's a rapist and a pedophile.

That is slander. They can sue you for defamation and then and then you need evidence of that, which is like kind of like the the most difficent in those right, But but it still doesn't I think at this point if he necessarily I'll put it this way, if I knew that somebody was was a was a pedophile, and I knew that I had no way to prove it, right, and then they know right absolutely, like five minutes later, I'd be like, this dude's a fucking pedophile. I'm so glad

I could say this without fucking worrying about a lawsuit of any kind. There's no proof needed. I know this fuck this guy. So I agree that there was no proof because there's also because there's also the idea of like, look, I'll say this now and then I know I'm right, and so everybody defending him now at some point he's gonna look like a fucking idiot.

Now laugh with that all the way to the bank. However, the main issue that I'm finding with this is that there was like a there was a I think that exhibit a thing that you were talking about of like there's a picture, there's like black and white pictures on a piece of paper with like two mad hold brandishing weapons. Mhm. Some of you might remember this guy, Jamie Do you guys remember Jamie Pine. Yes, I do, I do, I do Jamie Pine. I shot a couple of videos with him.

Actually, like back in twenty seventeen, he helped me shoot the He helped me. He actually shot the video of me walking in the fountain in the middle of the uh, oh my god, the Americana in Glendale. Uh, for the Francesca Ramsey MTV eroded video. He shot that for me. He was like the guy in the beginning who was taking my call. He shot Like one of those screenshots is him brandishing an assault rifle, but that's from a Jamie Pine video of him trying to kill a spider with an

airsoft gun. So like, so it's not a real weapon. Bad information and it's not yeah, and it's Look, it doesn't take away from it that maybe even people I believe, well maybe I don't know, like that that screenshot is absolutely in the video that they're like, that screenshot is absolutely from the video. But the idea that like it was him brandishing a weapon as a threat that I don't know if that's exactly. I'm sure I wouldn't be surprised if that happened, But that is not evidence of that, you

know what I mean? Right? And so weird. Do you think that was like accidentally like they thought that was credible, or do you think this is just photoshop, like someone just compiled a fake thing that make it look real. What do you think? I don't know. I don't I don't think there's too much in the way. How I feel about it is this I feel like too mad was absolutely crazy. It's probably it's probably I wouldn't be surprised if he threatened people or was like a danger on other people.

I don't see why you would apologize for sexually assaulting somebody if you didn't sexually assault them. That's strange, So there's probably something to that. I think that's probably legitimate. However, I do think it's very sad that this dude just lost his mind and died at like twenty three. So, like I have, I'm I'm I contain multitudes on this story because on one hand, yeah, fucking okay, a psycho is gone uh good, probably, But

I don't know. Yeah, the information out there is kind of weird and all over the place, and I would rather that he's like, he's just he's a kid, dude. At the end of the day, he's still a young guy, still young, Yeah, relatively young, though relatively young, but twenty three years old is not a kid. I would not call twenty three year old kid though I was a young dude man twenty three years At twenty three years old, I was fucking still who I am now I'm

not. I was not that person yet, you know, I was, but very much different. To be honest, I was not that person that I am yet personally. I think I was just I washer with money. I'm still shitty with money, but I was a shittier. I think that's like the big difference. I don't know, I don't I don't feel like, to be honest, I wasn't twenty three but I don't agreething did.

But I feel bad how different look. And I'm not even trying to throw shit at people that how I'll just say this, I'm aways suspicious when people drastically change, as like like there's like a drastic change work. I feel like most people build their foundation of who they are in their teens, like who they who they got, who they're most likely gonna become, what they're

adjacent to, their interest in hobbies and likes and stuff like that. And when somebody is like I don't even recognize them anymore, I'm like, what's going on with this person? I feel a little bit like hesitant to feel that they're genuine because all of my friends, I'm just this is anecdotal, of course, and I'm probably even to your friends, you probably anecdotally think of your friends and over the years, like have they fucking drastically changed?

I mean as far as who they are as a person, like, because if they with them anymore, I think that's I think it's me. The most of our friends is definitely me. Like what did you like? So is your humor different? What's different about you? Will not my humor, It's just it's just the what you call it, just what I like, how I act is very different. I just gotten like and it's not like

not to like my sense of humor. And this is the way that like I was, I'm very much so one of the like the grounded friends in my friend group. Now where like something happens, and I'm the one that's able to be spoken to about it. Now. Before I was the one that always needed help with something. It's not always going fucking wrong with me, So I'm not I'm not the one where things don't very go wrong with me anymore like some you're very safe. I don't know, that's like a

change in your personality. I wouldn't say that is just like I think that is a difference between just kind of what they call quote unquote growing up, right, I think that's kind of before I was. I was before I was the one putting out the fires or starting to fight putting them out. Now I'm kind of like, I don't know, man, you can talk to me about this and help you figure it out, right, So I mean that's I would say, you can still changed a lot. That's I

think that's totally fine. That's not even an example of I guess what I'm talking about. It's really when you know, people have like a metamorphois in like you know, I'm not even gonna try to throw shit. There's just some people on YouTube experience and it's like it depends what you experience, you know. Yeah, it's totally a lot of times it's trauma induced when people

have drastic fucking changes. And there's some people, there's some people that we know personally that are like, oh, they were of very different person say five six years ago, and the type of stuff that they do. And now I'm just not trying to name any names right now because I want to stick to the two man thing about I wonder, because you hear about him possibly overdosing, they were still looking into it, but most likely that's what

happened. I wonder what drugs it was, because not Jameski or anybody. I didn't hear anybody say like what he was into, and they were just saying drugs, And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? Drugs is such a umbrella term for everything. So I'm like, what Diddy? Was he doing something that possibly fed into his you know, possible psychosis or whatever the hell he had, because he definitely had some the shit that he

would do, even for entertainment. I mean, you gotta be you gotta be a little off to want to go into a zoom calls raid them, be shirtless and pretend to be Chinese and shit. I mean, I'll be honest, I was a little funny to me because I'm immature as fuck, but I would never ever do so. Guy, I couldn't even dude, I remember that. I remember that video of him kicking that window the car, the windshield. You remember that. It was like a video of him

like kicking a windshield from the inside that while the car was moving. I'm like, this guy's crazy. Guys, yeah, and then that is an insane thing to do. Dms have been leaked of other women that corroborate how crazy and the nasty shit that he's been saying. Kiwi was one of them. She oh really was. Yeah, so she leaked her DMS. She's like, I'm gonna contribute to James k uh She quote tweeted James Kid.

Yeah, so Kiwi the small if anybody wants to see that. And so she was showing the DMS and he was saying some really inappropriate stuff, how he's basically obsessed with all these girls and wants to do really fucked up stuff. And he was saying basically stuff like he wants to oxy more on, like consensually rape you like shit like that. Like he was saying crazy shit like that. And yeah, it's it's confirmed. I would say that he's

definitely, I would say he's a he's a he was a pervert. So people are finding out a lot of stuff that most people just didn't know about. I mean, you know, we talked about Vosh in the last episode, and there was a lot of people. I looked at Vash. He had a response saying, fine, I'm gonna make a dedicated response to all this controversy. And I looked at the replies and there was a lot of people in the reply saying, what the fuck happened this time? And so

they just don't even pay attention to all the shit that's going on. And so the Vash thing was way bigger, was a way bigger thing. It happened. He's still alive. All this shit was happening, the two man thing. I think most people missed that shit. Most people didn't see him saying like, oh, once, once that video got exposive and apologizing for sexual assaulting that girl. He took it back and said, oh, I just apologized because I just wanted to get in their good graces. I didn't

actually do it. And then he started saying I was crazy shit, like I should have took a video of how she acted after we were done, after we were done, you know, like after we and I was like, oh, so you're just saying like, oh, bro, yeah she liked it, so I couldn't have raped her. She liked it. Kind that's essentially what he was saying. And I remember quote tweeting that. I was like, bro, stop, I was just like, stop, dude, Like I can't take this anymore. Actually, I literally unfollowed him.

I had to. I was just like, I can't. I can't follow somebody. I know, it's a fucking predator. I just how do you how do you reconcile that? Like just you know? And then now he's gone. It's I feel bad because there was a lot of people. He didn't inspire a lot of people. I saw that. I saw people coming out and saying, shit, are you looking at the the are you looking at the dms? Yeah, I'm reading you read Yeah him, it's so

posting. And then there's another girl. If you go to Jameski's twitter, he he he retweets like pretty much everybody that was kind of you want to read this one? You want to read this one? Oh, I don't think I can. I don't think I can read this without being put on a fucking list. There's something specifically, there's something specifically, he says in the third in the third screenshot of Kiwi's DMS that like, come on give it to us, man, this is a big boy podcast. Uh he

said he's too mad says yes too man, you moan? Can you moan like a little girl for me on Mike, which is like not great, yeah, not great? Yeah, too many, Uh, James. He did say one thing that really stuck out to me where he said, uh, he was in a mental hospital too, mad, was in a mental hospital and he tried to what was it was it was it assault or he was trying to do something with a thirteen year old girl that was at the hospital, I guess. And I'm just like, that's extual. That is

the NETS next level ship. You're already in the place where you know you're you're essentially you need help. And he's like, nah, I'm gonna terrorize this place, like the place that I guess should be a safe space, and it's like fuck man. Now, to be fair, it's not he hasn't released any evidence about that, but I'm more inclined to believe kind of some of the stuff that he's saying, because a lot of people even that Justin Minks was saying stuff about having a gun held to her head and stuff

like that. By it's just wild shit, man, Honestly, dude, it comes to a situation like like this, right, you have people it's just Okham's razor at this point to suggest that, yeah, he's probably a crazy person, and as as me as as more of a as it is to say it's I mean, look, man, it's probably it's probably for the betterment of everybody that nobody's got to say that. I don't say that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but like it's Akham's it's Okham's racer,

dude. Like it's not like it's not like one offense, you know what I mean, it's not it's not like Michael Richards at the laugh Factory, but like every other account of Michael Richards is like, oh what a sweet guy, and everybody loves him after and before that it's like a dude, I mean, dude sexually harassed like a lot of our friends Kingston. You know, Like it's right, but it's still a shame that he got a situation he got as bad as he did. I wrestle with the I use

the word shame. I did before I saw Jameski's posts because I I did think because I said, because I remember the one, the the case that happened last year, and so I was like, you do have a lot of issues. And uh because even even the there was the video of him apologizing and stuff like that. This is where I didn't. I don't. I didn't believe him because it's not like he was being interviewed by a cop

and he was coerced to give a fake confession, like a confession. So I'm more inclined to believe the girl, right, even though it is entirely possible to him to fake, lie, apologize to get back in the good graces. It is possible, like just being objectively fucking like, it is possible. But I don't believe him. So anyways, I was still leaving

it open ended enough to be like, this guy clearly has issues. He had issues, but I didn't see all that other shit that Jameson's skin, and I said, like, that's a fucking understatement, Like if that shit's true, that's a fucking understatement just to say his issues. And now do I feel like it's a shame, Like when I really truly believe it, Like if if with all the stuff that he's done and the dms that have been unearthed and all the shit that people were saying, it's like, is

it a shame? Is it? Though? Like was he gonna be able to get help? I know people are trying, that's the same. I think it's a shame that that kid who got popular in twenty nineteen for doing dumb shit ended up the way he gave. I agree, Okay, talented was absolutely I agree with that. I agree path went as a shame. Obviously, he's a good friend of ours. I fucking it's a great girl. And the fact that he's I really hate the fact that to happen. You know, it's one of my homies. But like you know, it's

terrible. But like the dude he needed, he needed, he needed something other than what he got, and he ended up losing his life, and it's it's a misfortunate that that happened. Yeah, he was on Overwatch too. That's so fucking embarrassing. If I died on Overwatch, I would never forgive myself. I'd be dead. There's only two things I don't want to die, Like I don't want to die taking a ship. I just really don't because I just don't want anybody to find like that. And then what

are they gonna wipe my ass? What are they gonna do? Like, I just don't want I don't want that to happen. And what you're don't taking the so much? That's sucking your dead body, bro, And you just watch it happen and you're like, come on, you're drifting up and they immediately got you. They immediately you just got out of your body, and they already stunned. There can I So let me let me say this, this is this is completely this is not this is this is a complete

aside. But I so I have a remote for my sound system in the in the living room and I lost it. And I have looked fucking everywhere for this remote. I don't have a huge apartment. My apartment's fairly reasonably

sized. I cannot find this fucking thing. I've looked everywhere that it could possibly be, to the point where, like I think if I died and went to like I don't know, like a limbo or like a some kind of some kind of plane of existence, where I met with an angel and they said you can have the answer to any one question in the universe. I really sincerely think that question at this point, a week and a half out from losing this fucking remote, would be where the fuck is this remote?

It is truly, it is truly vexing me that I just I cannot fathom where the fuck this thing is. It is the only it is the only point of curiosity in my life. I don't care about like, you know, uh, did I ever U? Did I ever meet my soulmate? Or like, oh well, like what is you know? Who who really did nine to eleven? Who killed Kennedy? To any this any of these mysteries, where's Jimmy Haffa? Like I just want to know where the

fuck this this remote went? Facts? I actually, dude, dude, I can one back you up on that, because in I used to live in my friend's apartment in twenty seventeen and I had a thrift store. I bought this panda shirt that had this little coming out of its mouth. It was a little tie dye thing. I don't know what the fuck it is. I love the shirt. It's gone and I thought, oh, once, dude, moves out of his apartment because he's gonna move out, so at some point he'll find it. He never found it. I like,

I am so and then I can't find that shirt. I don't know because I would buy it. I would buy it if I knew what it was. And when I type in Panda tightie, it doesn't help. It's it's I'm so fucking upset about that. So I I get it where It's like, where how did a shirt disappear? Let alone a fucking remote control? The thing to me? The thing to me about like clothes at the very least, at the very least clothes leave the house, you know what I

mean? Like I could like like I lose socks all the time, Like I lose my socks like they will. I don't know. I don't know exactly how I think. I assume they get mixed in with the wash or like there's maybe my assumption is in the washing machines when I go out to take them, like I miss one under the lip or something, and I just I don't check hard enough and I don't care enough because it's a sock. Whatever I lose that, I lose it clothes, like I don't know.

You change clothes outside at like other people's places sometimes, or like if you I'm gonna go swimming, I'm gonna go change. Like there's there's ways that I could lose a shirt. The remote doesn't leave. The remote stays within the confines of these four walls because it makes no sense for them to leave, so it must be here. I It is driving me fucking insane because at this point, like all that I only I haven't checked I act. I opened up the fucking vents because it was the only place left.

Oh my god, you're going through it the time. When was the last time you saw it? Like a week and a half, two weeks ago? Probably? Okay, has anybody come over around that time? Yeah? But do you think I stole my remote? Yes? I think there are some kleptos that steal ship like that two driving nuts. I think that's what happened to my in that apartment. I lost my that panda thing and Final Fantasy fifteen. Now, I don't know anybody that had an Xbox One,

so there's no reason. So I was like somebody would have stolen it just to steal it, because Austin didn't have an Xbox one. The homies would come over it and have Xboxes. I was the only one that had. Everybody else had PS fours and shit, and it was just gone. And then the Panda shirt's gone. So I'm a feel like some nigga fucking walked out of the apartment wearing the Pan shirt and with the fucking Final Fantasy fifteen in her hand, because I don't understand the like that she like that doesn't

fucking walk off. It makes me so mad. You've never lost it. You've never lost anything like this, So fuck you don't have anything like this. You've never had You've never had like a thing where you're just like, I can't possibly fathom where they haven't lost things really badly in a while, man, in a while, dude, I have one that's even worse. I just remember this, this one. I think this proved to me that things can just pop out of existence. Because I was helping my mom move.

No, no, it's not even that. I was actually what I did. I stayed the night at her house and I used her guest, uh, what do you call it? Sheets or whatever the fuck? And as I was folding them up, my glasses fell onto the sheets like as I was folding them up and I'm like, oh shit, you want to say something's gonna break the universe. I was like, oh, oh, okay, whatever, and then I'll just let me just grab them. You know, they fell on the sheets, easy, let me. They weren't

just bare them up. They weren't there. And I'm like, wait, no, that isn't that doesn't make any sense. Like I saw them fall, and then I tore the whole room apart to like look there. I couldn't fucking believe this, and I told my mom. I'm like, please look for my glasses. She moved, and you know, muchs later, when the lease was up, and I'm like, hey, did you She's like, no, I don't fucking know where they are. And I'm like, that isn't that. Literally, I can't believe I forgot about this to

this day. It is impossible. And it doesn't it's not a ball, it doesn't bounce in it, dude. They just fell on the fucking ground where she cl like, look for the fucking glasses. Look for the glasses, mom, it's damn glasses. I believe those And I had those glasses engraved, you know, like on the in the inside actually one of the good prayers. Yeah, I had, like I spent like a good I

spent a good amount on those glasses. That's why they disappeared. They were they were valu they were valuable, beyond normal, beyond the normal type of item that it is. And so because it was more valuable, it was stolen by some fucking universal clep though. I I don't know, man, you know what really bothers me. I google the model number of my sound system to try and get a replacement remote. I cannot fucking find that. It's crazy, like, there's there's remote kind of like it. There's remotes

that are kind of like it there there and maybe they'll work. Maybe, but like, I'm not confident, so I don't. I don't. I don't even know what. I don't know what the fuck to do. It's so infuriating personal attempt. I don't know it. I love it. I love knowing you guys are going through bad ship. Man, I'm sorry, you just love it. It makes me feel a little better about I haven't

lost I haven't lost on like I don't. First of all, I don't have a chance loution in my house anymore because Lily is a fucking neat freak beyond compare. So it's like I can't misplace my ship anymore because I have to clean my room every night spotless, and I hate it. I hate it so much. I hate this much order being of chaos. Why don't

you just like he's too orderly? See Jojo JoJo's very meticulous about her cleaning, but she also understands when I'm going through some shit because she'll notice that my station it starts getting like worse and worse, because you know, I'm usually pretty good, but they'll get to the point where I won't even put away my clothes, Like she'll even she'll do laundry or something, and then

she'll fold them and I'm like, I need to put them away. And then a week later, I notice, like, oh fuck, it's still on the top of my trees, and it just gets It's the thing when I notice myself i'm getting overwhelmed. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm doing too much at once, I'm doing too many things. And then I just start like there's probably like they're all empty plastic bottles and glass bottles,

but there's ship piling up and I'm like, oh, my god. No, Now what happens is when I would let my room get messy, it'd be one of my biggest, like my biggest calming. It would be cleaning my room after it gets messy. That'd be a huge thing for me. But now I can't. So now there stressed beyond compare. Although it's nothing. It was a bottle of just like remember that video in a picture you posted. They were just like dozens of jugs of pistols that bed. Why

do people tell on themselves like that? I don't understand. It's like when we saw those Asthmen Gold fucking uh uh did you see the the asthma pictures? Dude? There was a roach on him, dude, and he can not only was there a roach on him, he casually grabbed it. That was probably the most disturbing thing about it because he's like, oh, like he was like, oh, what's that and then he saw the roach and casually just grabs it. Asthmen Gold. I'm convinced that Asmen Gold is like

that fucking the roach guy from Men in Black or whatever. He's just made of them or something because like or like he's ogie boogie or something, because like it's it's you. I'm like, I get it, like there's a there's an There are only two reasons why you have a constitution to hold a roach. That is, you're a survivor and you are tough, or you are a fucking disgusting wretch who lives among them. Those are the only two

things. And I can tell you just from your just from a I love the way you describe and you're tough, so you can only those are the only those are the only two avenues. And look, just at a cursory glance, I can tell you Asben Gold is not a survivor. He might be bro No, he is not. He's he's a survivor in the same way a roaches, in the sense that he has no standards for his own,

his own fucking living situation. Like I'm so discussed. He he he must just pick roaches off him all the time, all the time, because at that time never happened to me, and I would never be able to get used to that. There is no way I'm just grabbing a roach. I would if I ever saw a roach crawl on me, it would it would ruin. Let me tell let me put it this way. I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm not afraid of spiders in a way, but there

was the biggest spider I've seen in Nevada. Because they're not they don't get that big over here. They get big in Arizona, but for whatever reason, they just I don't know, they're not acclimated to like be here. And it was so big, I don't know how it got here. And it altered the way that I opened. It was in the garage, and

it alters the way that I opened the garage door. Now now every time I opened the garage door, I looked behind me at the door to make sure there's not that fucking spider on the other side of it, because I just don't want it to crawl in or anything. I'm just like, bro, I'm not letting you in the house. And it completely altered my weight behavior, And so if I had a roach crawing on me, it would change everything because now I'm like, I'm tearing my entire room apart. The

entire room's gone, throwing it all out, everything's out. I'm renting a fucking scrubber thing from home Depot. Dude. It would it's it changes the game. And this niggas just like, oh fucking here you are, guy. You scared me a big one too. The thing was the thing about it was small. It wasn't even like a small roach that like somehow managed to get in there through a crack or something like. That. Is it that is? That isn't a rope? That that is a cockroach? Dude,

that is a roach with that roach is on the lease. Man, It's fucking crazy how big that roach was? A big bro. I would have the degree of pant because the thing is that I'm not afraid of bugs, right, I'm really not. They don't scare me. But big bugs make me like they make me stop, you know, they make me like stop, And I'm like, that's evolution though. Evolutionarily you're evolutionarily predisposed to be unsettled by them. Act. By the way, what, I'm sorry,

I didn't even know. I didn't know there was other pictures. His setup is discussing. No, oh my, I'm gonna put this in chat. Oh my, I did not know this is called this from three months ago. I found a new angle of Asmond's room. I can't there's no I'm sorry so shocked. Let me see, I'm sorry, I'm a little shocked that there's like, show me, show me their kids can't be real. I hope they're joking. We gotta put that, we gotta put this in the episode. By the way, Yeah no, this ain't real,

no fucking way, this is no way. Shut the fuck up. That's an There's no way. There's no way. God damn it. I was, Hey, that's someone's room though, that's no one. No one lives in that room. No one willingly lives in that room. I mean the couch is the one that I don't know. Dude, I've to be fair. I've seen some pretty crazy ship. Who's that airsoft he lives? He lives pretty disgusting. Yeah, I don't. I don't understand people who live.

I don't understanding people. I don't understand people who live in filth. That is really like, that is really manageable, you know, just it's all just like, hey, throw this away or scrub that. Yeah, it's real. It's not difficult. It gets eventually. They don't do it for so long that it gets horrible. But think about what to do that We've never seen We've never seen it get to the point where it gets horrible. That's because we can't we we literally can't even entertain that happening. It's

not even for me. It's like I agree, like how does it get that bad? That's what my brain goes, like how does it get to this point? But I feel I got a certain point it gets so bad. They don't they don't know what today. It's like it's like you have a brain, you know, like an anime they can have like the brain break. It's like that where it's like, I so here's my thought.

My thought is this is my thought. They either the people that like that they either grew up with this is this is a kind of a major assumption. But usually houses that get that unkimped and then that are that fucked up is uh druggy parents. They're usually like and their houses they're basically just living in like a fucked up trap house kind of a thing, and it just gets really bad and that's just how they grew up. That happens a lot

of the times. And then the other angle is the parents were fine, but the parents did everything for the kid. Once they leave, they just let that shit turn into an abomination. Uh, I don't know what's asthma goal but one thing why it's worse for him. Dude has millions. He's a very rich guy where you can pay the best professionals you could pay, because you know, most people can't afford a made or whatever cleaners. He can. He could at any given moment, he could have somebody clean his

house every fucking day and he would still be fine financially. So it's even more bizarre in his situation because he chooses, he chooses to live like this, and it's like just insane. It makes my brain hurt. It's pretty wild. It's like, dude, what are you gonna do? Like, what are you gonna do? Like hate hate? I hate, I hate to I hate to say this. This is its white as fuck, what white as to just live in to willingly live in filth despite like every possible

availability of the resolution of that problem. Like it's just it's wild awful. I am sorry. Like it's like I understand that I come from a Hispanic family. Like we we were like obsessed with the ship. We're obsessed with cleaning, and like I just grew up like cleaning all the time. Every weekend, we cleaned every Wednesday. There was like some light cleaning going on. I slipped and fell in my living room so many times because there was

it was the floor was always mopped, always momped. I think my back is fucked because of it. Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised if it's the I wouldn't be surprised if it's the reason why I couldn't get to at least five six because I fell so many times. I fell so many times on my clean floor. So like, I just and I don't know, man, Like I just I notice, and it's and I understand it's it's

small sample sizes. It's not everybody, but there are I noticed that when I'm I understand this sounds bad, and I'm not trying to be rude or prejudiced or anything, but I just notice when I go to people's houses, even when I was a kid, and they happened to be white and nothing else that it was. It was just so messy and so disorganized and so and nothing else. You're not wrong, dude. I can think of two. I can think of, uh, my ex girlfriend, this girl at

dating twenty twelve, her best friend. We'd go to her apartment and it was an absolute fucking ship hole as far as it like ends outside, it look fine, you know, right, you walk in and it was it was. I don't think it was ever cleaned once. I don't think since they moved in. I don't think it was ever cleaned, because there was. It was just filth everywhere, like filth, like fucking uh. You know. I also think of like fucking Jeremy in the fucking corner missing in

a hole in his basement. Yea, it reinforces, it reinforces everything base. I don't know, Yeah, that appears. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what's going on there, But I do want to investigate some thing later because I was really curious about when I typed inn Asthma Gold it said girlfriend said he broke up with his girlfriend. Of course, he's was dating some big booby fucking chick that he obviously

wouldn't be with if he wasn't a successful streamer. But I want to know if they have said anything about him, because I'm very curious about, like, hey, how is it going to his house? Like I really want to know about that. He probably has like two houses some ship. He probably has the house that's orderly for the bitches. He has the fake house and then that fucking ship hoole that he's comfortable being surrounded by cockroaches, Taco

Bell. I'd have my like my playhouse, like the house i'd like enjoy being at, and that'd have where I love with Lily. I'm like, oh, this is the house I love. I like being here, and this is the house that I have to come back to. That is fucking insane. I mean, that is rich people. That is rich people ship where it's like, hey, let's just have a bunch of fucking houses because I was wild to me in general, it's like, why do you need

a beach house? Because they're fucking assholes. That's why there's no other there's no other real I stayed in the beach house a couple of times because my friend's family they own one at Newport right right two houses away from the sand, and it's the most privileged, whitest ship ever. It was fucking phenomenal, Like it's the most phenomenal. If hyper mid experiences beach houses, man,

I disagree. I disagree that fucking air like beach air is so much better too, Crisp, I agree with the fucking the the the the communities over there too, are so laid back because they're so wealthy. Dude, they know a lot of them don't even wear fucking shoes in the stores. They go grocery shopping. The motherfucker's just fucking barefoot. And I'm like, this is crazy. This is like beach community. I do gotta say it

like I do, like it's weird. I feel like the only one in our group that really does genuinely like I like the beach a lot, Like I find it like really fucking calming. It's great. Like I'm just like, I think it's what's killing me Vegas. Really swim Vegas doesn't happen funk about swimming in the water, it's gross. I just like being at the beach. Like maybe I'll get my feet wet the most, but like being at the beach, the calming waves, the fucking air, just the the

the environment, the people and people are chilling people. Some is the air. That the air. I'm just saying that that air, man is just so so fucking like beach air. Beach air feels so good that it is it feels almost criminal to be indulging in it. Yeah, it's nice, man, I'm anyway, yeah, whatever, all that ship and he needs to watch them. You know what. I bet this motherfucker watches Jordan Peterson too, which is embarrassing, Like the only thing that Jordan Peter even offers.

And he's just like, Yeah, this guy's good ideas while this roaches crawling all over it. He's like, this guy has some really good Yeah, guys, guys really should clean their rooms. He's like he's speaking, he's speaking, He's he's caked in a maybe that's what it is. He's caked in a layer of filth that makes him unafraid to touch the roach because he understands he has adequate shielding. There's like a thin film his goatee. He think his goatee is actually just roaches. He just he doesn't have any

features. That fucking nuts. He's like every day, this is really sad. I Twitter, and I got really said, don't don't, don't make this into it look what I saw, because then he's gonna have to put a bunch of ship with this sae with Uh, it's just a it's just a photo of it's just a video of a pig being like taken care of. And then eaten at the end the murder. Ah, she's pampered, the poor thing. I mean that's good, right when you would like to

be pampered before you were fucking grizzly. I don't know how you can pamper something in love it and and keep it. That's my thing. I don't know how you can do that. That's pretty an animal, that's pretty disgusting if that. If I think the thing is that we're Americans, we have a very different respective like we have a very different relationship with animals than a lot of people in the rest of the world. I think that's we think because for me an animal, my pet is my family member. Well,

right, I mean farmers do this, they don't. I would say most people don't do that boogie shit to animals and know anyway, because most animals don't fucking enjoy that they're not. One thing that annoys me the most about people, I would say, particularly in the US, is how they try to treat animals like humans, where they try to do things to them to work, even like the way that they try to hold animals a lot of times where they're not babies like human babies that want to be You can cradle

them on their back and shit. And that's not typically how fucking animals want to even comfortably be Like, say, look at them sleep. They don't. Ninety nine percent in time, they're not sleeping on their back, you know. Sometimes they pass out that way, But motherfuckers will try to hold them and shit like a baby and cradle them and shit, and I'm like, that's not They're not fucking human baby. Stop. And then they put little booties on them and try to dye their fucking hair and shit, and

I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. From me, I'm sorry, you're a fucking idiot. The animals don't have the fucking consciousness to be like, oh I'm getting a glow up. That's not fucking what they're thinking. They're like, what the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing to me? It pisses me off so much, man, Yeah, just like I fee almost Yeah, let's not. I don't want to get into that. So I do love it. What else happened? Give a little

rubby thing on her nose, I'd brush your hair out. I mean, you're supposed to do that. You're supposed to you you trimming nails is a good idea if they're what depends on the type of breed they are, though. You know there's dogs that have like fucking talons for digging. You know, you maybe want to shave them down a little bit. I like my dog was a fucking everything I could. I love that fucking dog. I like to file my dog's teeth now little nubs. I like. I like

to struggle and watching struggle to eat basic things. Uh. What I do is I sharpen all my dog's teeth so every time it bites anybody severely wounds them serrated the funk out of my dogs I make Yeah, I made my I made my dog's teeth flat and serrated so that even just grazing against them will will hurt you. Uh. I put venom in my dog metal every time she bite somebody poison them and they die. Jesus Christ, wild ship to do the animals real quickly special. Oh it's up. We got to

talk about X Men ninety seven. Oh yes, dude, I cry. I cried to a peries of half Penis Man. Did you that's embarrassing? But embarrassing? That so was amazing. Yeah, but I'm a little scared it's not teer worthy though. That's not tear where they cry? That was like the second best cartoon, like like of that time, it was like the second best. In fact, I would say it's highs are. I would say the best episodes from X Men ninety four are better than Batman's.

Go as far to say, but I would say Batman was overall better. I still feel like, I mean, crying at Batman also is insane. I love that. That's my but I guess you don't get it. You crying Batman, but you that ship that was like my cartoon when I was younger, dude. Ship to mention that the person therector of the show is very, very vocal on Twitter, and I've got to ask some questions before and it's so dope interacting with him. He's a big fan of comics I

love, I love, but I also love Marvel comics. I love the X Men. But continue, but no, I don't think he did what made what made you? What made you cry? I'm so happy it's coming back. I love that show. It was a great show. So do you think, look at Man. This is what's confusing to me because I'm I said, I'm excited to see them, like nostalgia, nostalgia, but then also, uh, Wolverine sounds like ass it's uh, it looks a little weird. You know, it's not too bad. Uh, you know

it's not gonna it's not gonna. No, here's the thing. Maybe they fixed the pacing. Actually, maybe it actually be a little bit better, because if we talk about those Spider Man and my pay, I personally think X Men was past even faster than Spider Man, which is wild to say, but I think I don't think it was. I think it's it's it's a little slow. I likely to watch them side by side, back to back, because I feel like every time I just got into the plot,

I'm already like, wait, what are we doing now? Definitely bathroom breaks that I would take, and I'd come I can be confused as ship. I'm just like what just what? Where do Where's Jane? Yeah? Yeah? They changed Shart style and there's not the same voice actors. That's a I don't know who's the same. I think maybe they reprised some people, but uh man is the same. Actually, if he's the same, then he just has like throat cancer or something. I don't know. What's going

on with him? He's been it's been thirty years, dude, Right, No, I didn't, which I which at that point. I usually feel better when you just get someone that sounded like how they used to sound, you know what I mean? Yeah, but yeah, so I don't know, like it looks cool. Like hearing that theme song again did make me really happy. I was like, yes, this theme song is so fucking

good. I'm glad they didn't try to modernize it or do any dumb bullshit Like I'm like, the was it The Halo TV series in season one had had a theme song that wasn't the Halo song, and it's just like what stupid? But yeah, it's really dumb, easiest lay up in the world and they couldn't do it. But so hearing that song again was great.

I did. I did fall to my knees in the middle of a Trader Joe's when I saw that they got rid of they got rid of the ass, They got rid of the ass that famous that famous ass is not there anymore and on ironically, I did. I was in the middle of Trader Joe's, I was getting my bread and I fell to my knees like it was nine letters. It really did. It really did hurt? Who said the dumper? Bro? Can I say on ironically, I was going to

get rogues ass where she's fallen down and Apocalypse is in the background. I was gonna get that framed. I was gonna get that legitimately framed because that is just an icon. I just love the idea of put the googly eyes on Apocalypse. He's just like, like, come on, taked up for no rea for no for for the reason I mean, you say, no good reason, but it's like, you know, the top the people that drew that ship were just like that dog. Everything was bigger and thicker,

and they got away for a lot of ship. Bro Jean Gray, I'd say twenty times out of the entire series was moaning Climax, moaning big old moaning. She would be passing out and then she would be busting dude. It would crazy that she would be like it would make my ship, which huh, God bless. Yeah, that was good stuff. It's God bless. You know the reason I was looking at it, No, what are

you using? No, it's it's because like I was gonna redheads. I used to like as a kid, first pressure ever had was on a redhead, but I was gonna say it was probably the reasons why it reinforced my redhead like ship. I wanted to like nut on their hair or whatever. But good, that's gross, but uh but damn immediately it's gross. But for me, it was just like I loved Apocalypse just fucking talks his fucking dominative as fucking like talk people. Was like, you know who you are

and what I am. They are not similar at all. I've lived for millennias. You a bitch, nigga, And I'd be like, yeah, my film, there's a there are some shots. Look, I think some of the animation looks cool and some of it looks a little bit weird. Definitely a different and it's definitely a different animation style. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's bad, but there's like the first shot of Bangnito

looks like Archer. Yeah yeah, and I I mean, and I don't mean like yeah when he first when he first turns around, like it looks like Archer. And I don't mean like he looks like the character Archer. I mean it it looks like the show Archer, like that style and I was like, whoh, it's fucking bizarre, and then it and then it doesn't, and then some parts of it look a little bit like like, oh my god, that that hand drawn dragon Ball movie that came out many

many years ago, the Broly One something has style to it. Yeah, but like what I mean is like there's like I'm not sure. Look, I think it's gonna be cool. I think it's gonna be dope. There's a lot of people complaining about how it's woke now, and I look, I am, I am going to be sad now. They're complaining how x Men is woke now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, honestly missed this formed me. He informed me, and I was like, I kind of forget. I forget how internet is. I sometimes forget because I saw the trailer

and I was like cool. And then Chris was like, hey, do you hear about the complaining about it being woke? And I was like, it's gonna be every for for our fans, for a fans, anyone in our fan camp that believe that, right, you're fucking you're fucking this many. I don't think there's many. There's probably like this be real, This can't be real. This can't. I think, I think because I think because the X Men movies were so like, no, dude, it's it's

not about it. It's not about the X Men movies. I think it's literally just people grifting, like literally like they don't believe this shit. They don't know enough about it. They're just commenting as if they know this because they don't. The X Men are the X Men as a concept are woke to begin with in the first one, like that's that's the part of them. But even but I don't know, man, Like, look, am I sad that they got rid of rope of? Was it Jean Gray or

rogues? All of them? Probably Jing Gray didn't have specific specifically specifically Rogue in that position, Like, am I sad to see the side by side

screenshots of that that ass being on? Of course, like I said, fell to my knees, right, But I will say, like, I don't know, as I get older, and I think people need to get kind of get comfortable with this, and this is how I've chosen to to P's a lot of this change that's happening is as things become as things that were okay when I was a kid become not Okay, as I get older,

I just can't. I have this appreciation of the fact that wow, we man, we got I got away with it, like in some way, like I feel like a yeah, dude, I got away with Like my cartoons had thick, thick, big, big juicy asses in them and I would never trade that in the world for anything. And if you can't grow up with that, that sucks for you. But that's not my problem at all. Quite frankly, fuck you get fucked. I don't care about

you at all. I got it. Look, I could care less if you objectively, our cartoons are better, they were sexier, they were just just a better experience for us. I will say, yeah, is you know playing Devil's Advocate. There's a little bit of a thing where I feel bad that it's kind of like pulling the last her up behind you, where it's like, all right, okay, we're not gonna do this anymore. And even though obviously I get why, but at the same time, I

also feel bad. We're like, well, fuck, we want fucking awesome cartoons. We don't want we don't want flat rogue, what the fuck? And I'm like, well, yeah, it's very it is very the idea I do. I will say, like I don't like the idea that women can't be sexy and strong, Like I feel like that's a weird thing that's happened, where like it's just not possible. It's like you can't have like, uh, that's a big controversy about that around that game on PlayStation coming

out this year, Stellar Blade or whatever. How it's just like shamelessly like really sexy platinum? Is that a platinum? Who is it? Who doesn't know? But it's it's very platinum, ask yeah, but it's it's a Korean studio that's never made a game before like that, and it's just and they were interviewing the creators like why did you why did you do that? And it's just like we like hot people in fiction, and we just wanted to make an attractive character. Thank you. And it's like, dope.

I think that's totally fine. I think that's great. It has been. Yeah, you know, you know what annoys me? I don't think that should be a problem. I guess I should say, what what annoys me so much about this? Especially when whenever I would when when the discourse came that like oh uh men, don't like, you know, they're oh the misogyny bub bah blah, this is this and that, video games and media

and all this shit. And I'm like, yeah, there is a subset of freaks that exist in four chan or where are the fuck I don't know them, but just all the people I know, we appreciated the big, busty, hot strong women in sci fi and fantasy. They were badass. Some of them are the main fucking characters. I was like, hey, a on flex is fucking dope. I was playing a fucking game blood Rain. I'm like, this bitch is awesome, you know what I mean.

Like, I'm just like, it didn't It wasn't like an annoyance or oh she's this or or there's that. It was just like we just appreciated it. It was cool. And the problem is that we were healthy minded men. Yes the thing, our brains aren't rotted by all the bullshit that they're over correcting for such a small sub group of people, it's not most people that were being all misogynistic and being all fucking gross and disgusting and treating women

like shit when they're in lobbies and stuff. Now, well, to be fair, everybody was treating everybody like shit and lobbies. Look, I gotta be real, I gotta be real. I never did it. A lot of my friends did it. A girl entered the lobby and the ship. They would say to the girls, and I know, it's not even really them being it's people being shitty, not in general, because they are. It's being shitty in general as soon as you look at man them. That's

the thing. Like you and I were lucky that we didn't have these southern sick, thick, Southern black accents, because if you said one word and they detected it immediately, the hard are dropped immediately. But the same thing if you were a kid, as soon as you heard that prebuvescent tone, show you fucking little bitch as ship like it just immediately. And then so you heard a girl or you fucking dumb ass like it was just immediate.

Especially agents for whatever reason, because you didn't know what you didn't know what kind of age they were, but immediately it was just there. You would know. You would go the you would go the broad you'd go broad, you would go real broad age. But I don't know, man like, So it seems like it seems like Sony and some other people are trying to overcorrect in a way, and like what the characters they make like the mountain right isn't is that? Is that? Like? Are they over correcting in

a way in between? Right in between right where there were I agree that in like, there was not many. I can't think of many that reached ask contieness. But they were female heroes right there were I can I can only think the only one I could really really think of was the main character from Alien. That's the one I like, from like before my time, maybe when I was little. I'm like, oh, that's a female badass hero. And then like maybe Samus Aaron that's it, And people don't even

know if she was a girl or not. A lot of people well, but I couldn't think of female like heroes. I couldn't many females in in the bigger zeitgeist of the world that people would know about. I know about Storm, I know about Jean Gray, I know about Rogue, I know about Captain Marvel and all of them and stuff like that, But there weren't a lot that a lot of people would just know. And I always was like, I guess that could be a thing. Did I think it over

corrected a bit. Yes. Do I think that it was ill intented? No, But I believe it definitely fucked up perception of stuff because once, whenever you try to do the whole move for including another group, the whites always get offended. They always are like, you're trying to erase us, and it's like, no, we're just trying to get some other people get

their feet in. Yeah, that's in general in general. When I know, yeah, you're talking about in general, not not the female sexualization, but like general, like I want to make like more black characters, right, the whites will show up and it'll be like, but what about us? We exist? It's like yes, And for the last seven hundred years of media, of every form of media, you guys have been the heroes.

I haven't always as far as changed up a little bit. Yeah, No, I agree as far as inclusion goes, I don't feel like there's an overcorrection. Every once in a while, there's something that's a little like you're like, Okay, that's dumb. Here's some stupid ship, Like you're

like, uh, what's your name? That was a bit from Catus everything, And she's like, there was never a female lead like me, I'm the first one ever, and it's like, are you forgetting movies or even like when with Terminatorator that's another one, Panther, they were like, oh, you know, the first black superhero starring blah blah blah, and they just forgot about Blade and stuff like that. So there's disingenuous shit that people

just kind of don't know you, they're not in the space. And I feel like that's what happens with a lot of the discourse when it comes to women being a hyper sexualizer or making it an issue, because I think Benetto was like the best example of like just the amount of women that enjoyed that game on average, like say, because you know, like say there's demographics of like what do men and women lean towards more when they play video games,

and Bannetto is one of those games that had a larger base of women that were playing it because they really liked the character. They really feel like she's fucking badass. Yeah she's sexy. I'm sorry, but women on average like to be sexy. You know, they don't have to be, but they can even admire it. Same thing with a regular average dude can appreciate some man looking like buff is shit, doesn't mean he wants to be that. You can just appreciate it and be like, oh, that guy looks

badass or something. Yeah, you know, it's it's just yeah, yeah, we could just fucking relax, you know what I mean? Like when people when people see, like, I don't know, some normal looking character and like in like The Last of Us or whatever, people immediately flip out. It's like they're making them too realistic, they're not making them hot enough.

What the fuck? This is some bullshit, dumb woke shit. And then when they and then when a game comes out or a trailer comes out for a game, where they're clearly just focusing on like yeah, dude, we're making a really sexy character and we want to do that because it's fun and we like to see it and whatever, there's a continguit of people who are like, that's not realistic, that's not fucking okay, that's like objectifying.

It's like, if we could just fucking relax and just let artists make the art that they want to make and not fucking complain about every decision, every every single goddamn time, we would have a much better amount and variety of art to choose from, because we could be we could make the sexy shit without a problem, and we could make realistic shit without a problem, and it wouldn't be for any other reason. Then this serves the story or

it serves the direction. You know, I really don't. I don't get what the big deal is. I think it's cool to have sexy characters. I think it's cool to have characters that aren't. I don't. I don't. I don't get it. And I know most women who play video games that I know anyway, people who are in the industry, people have spoken new prominent figures feel fucking the exact same way. They don't care. Not

a problem. It's just loud I don't. It's loud retards. I mean, dude, I've never I've actually never seen somebody specifically advocate for I wish there was more average looking people in a game, to be honest, or in a movie, other than say, there's these loud retards like you call them, that feel a certain way. They feel a certain way like that. They can't just let ar exist. They have to be like, why

is this not catering to exactly what I want? In a way that I've always felt like and this is how I've always felt like growing up, and I feel like most people did too. Before more people were trying to be Karen esque and yell to get their way. It was this isn't for me, and then you fucking moved on. That was the thing where I'm like, I don't really think this is for me. People don't go through that

like, oh this is It's fine if it's not built for me. Like I'm like, I'm watching like what I'm saying, I watched, like I've guy used to watch anime a lot when I was younger, right, And I got older and anime started getting pretty stupid to me, right, and I was like, well, I guess I'm gonna stop watching as much anime as I used to. And that's it. That's it. I'm I'm alive. I'm not dying. Yeah, I'm not. I really need to be show and Hunt Hunter again are also stupid. I'm just like, whatever it

is gone. I feel like it's the difference between you know, the people that announced to you when they're unfollowing you or something. I feel like that's the difference. Yeah, because it's those people it's those ones. I do that because I've never I've un followed a lot of people, Like I just mentioned, I unfollowed too Mad last year. I had no thought in my mind to be like, you know what, too Mad, I've had enough of you, and uh, it's just like just by unfollowed and then and

then you move on and you don't even think about it again. I forgot that I unfollowed him. But then I'm like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. I haven't seen any activity of him in a long time. Uh, it's it's yeah, fucking people, man, you gonna calm the fuck down. So woke x men? And uh why was it woke you showed me? Uh oh yeah, so Kingston, look at this? This is uh so this is the I want you to really and we'll probably put this in the episode too. Yeah. Uh but I don't know if I

got it. I want you to look at this. I want you to look at this this tweet, right, I want you to read it, read out loud for the class, and then really, when you see this, I just don't trust that there won't be more woke stuff thrown in. I guess we'll see and fashion show. This is Melanie Max. This is Melanie Mack, who is just I'm just gonna say, an embarrassingly stupid person. Either she's well, I don't know, she might she's probably not stupid.

I think she's a griff. Do they not understand? What do they not under Do they not? So? I do understand? What's even what's even left or woke about this image the Commune fashion show on the headline of the Daily Bugle newspaper, and it just shows a bunch of mutants in weird clothes. And that's but a fashion show? Is I really? This also missed the whole part of that thing because it literally says on the upper left corner it says, Spider Man, is he a mutant? They missed that

whole cool part. Suck by dick bitch. Also the fact that the mutants have their own because there are there are people that's like, it's like, it's like people having a fucking parade. They have their own articles. But is it not even woke? That's what I'm saying. It's it's literally just like, hey, mutant fashion show, okay, and what's the picture. It's a bunch of mutants in weird clothes or like you know, fashion show

type attire. What woke about that? What is even Melanie Mack if she isn't like the least entertaining liar in the world, is a fucking invalid on a mental capacity, I really cannot express how stupid every single opinion she has ever had has been. It really blows my fucking mind how somebody could be this dumb, which makes me assume that she isn't. And it's you know,

it's like she's pannering to the audience. I get it, get your bag or whatever, you get your guess to be a shamelessly stupid that's how he felt. Intentionally ignorant is so embarrassing, Like how are you not embarrassed to be that dumb? Sorry, I'm going numb man preach. I love it. I love it because least I feel like the problem is the problem is not enough people that are more in our realm or shaming these assholes like yeah, yeah, And it's like, you know, I sometimes I get

surprised, but then I start thinking, why am I surprised? Because the last of us HBO show and the gay episode and those the same people freak it out, and I'm like, you can't even you can't say this is woke or this god woke, because that's the whole argument. Everything's going woke, right like this is this is the media from its inception since twenty thirteen.

What are you even trying to do? And I think this is the exact same case, taking something that is just a thing that exists within the universe and then just saying it's woke, and then some stupid pussies will give them money, these stupid pussies that have way too much money that should be given it to us, you know, giving you an entertaining show and trying to make you laugh. And said, these people they think they're fighting the

good fight. They've convinced all these stupid assholes with too much money that they're actually doing a serviceable thing. And it's like, no, give me your money. You'll actually be invested into something that will make you feel good, and that make you feel bad. These people feel like the world's collapsing in on them and everything is fucking bad and we need a savior and shit, and I'm like, fuck, man, imagine living like that, Imagine fucking

feeling like everything. That's basically Joe Rogan. Now, he said to Bobby Lee that he sometimes stays awake at night, like panicking about all the horrible shit that's happening in the world. And I'm like, pussy has hundreds of millions of dollars. Can you imagine I would be sleeping on gold bars, getting my penis sucked at all times with the best drugs. I don't even do drugs, but I would start because I would have probably, you know,

really good vetted shit. I don't know. I would be in constant bliss. And this guy's like, oh, the fucking trans people are coming. Oh, And I'm like, Wow, not even hundreds of millions of

dollars can save you the funk. What is even the point? The point super sadness where like, no matter what people complain about playing, no matter how serious or not serious they are, and it just it breaks my heart, you know, it breaks my heart when people people are gonna listen, people are gonna look at that thing and let that be the validation of whether X men is good or not. You know, they're gonna they're gonna look at that. It's it's pretty Yeah, it might look like no, dude,

it might be bad. But like, I don't know if it's bad as bad. You know, if it's bad, it's bad as bad as it is. I'm still gonna watch it because of the love half for X Men. I'll give it a shot. Yeah, but like so for she said something to before you continue and we should go on to questions and do like lightning round or something. But uh, there is she said something else to where it's like, what is it? Miles Morales is Miles Morales,

Peter Parker is Spider Man or something that trophy bullshit. Yeah, yeah, but she doesn't even like spider Man. She's not a Spider Man. So here's the thing. Like, look, I I have a lot of issues with how Miles Mows is written. I think it's I think a lot of it there's some anime power creep that's like really annoying and laying. But I

don't understand why this is applied specifically to Miles Morales. When there's like several flashes, there's a couple bats, many Robins's separate, they're all flash, They're all it is. Yes, don't say you don't understand when you know damn well why no? But that's this is what I'm saying though, Like because here's the thing. If it's not, there is no other reason other than it's a black character. Yes, there's literally no, and there's no

other why you would say that. Yes, because there's so many. There's there's green lanterns, there's there's several green there's green lands. Even I know that Superman, there's Captain Americas, there's other Iron Men, there's other there's so many, there's greens, there's been other Halts, there's been other it's because it's one, it's spider Man. People have a really unhealthy attachment to Spider Man because because but not her though it's not it's not even that brother.

It's because it's a black child. That is why. Dude, Remember go find go find the discourse. When Falcon became Captain America, I'm saying, like it's a sand it's it is, it's it's it's the dog whistles of all dog whistling in fucking comic books, which is so annoying. Why are fucking white supremacist pieces of shit even reading compos the first I don't know.

I don't know, Like, should you guys go be fucking breeding or something because you're ran out or something, you're so upset is that the people for the Captain Falcon, the Falcon one right, Captain America would spit on them. He would spin on those people. He'd be like, you don't like someone because of the color of their skin? Are you stupid? And he would pick you up and throw you far. To me, the thing to me is just like, dude, like I I understand, Like car

Kent is Superman and I get that. And Bruce Wayne is Batman and Peter Parker is spider Man. These are the prime These are these prime characters, and there's very very little anything is going to do any other characters really great, Like there's there's Spider Man twenty ninety nine, and like, but let's be fucking real, Like he's still a spider Man. But like when people

think of Spider Man, they're going to think of Peter Parker. That's fine, But like that doesn't make them not spider That doesn't make those other that doesn't make people in universe. Don't call Spider Man twenty ninety nine spider Man twenty ninety nine. They don't. That's not how people don't go. People don't call Terry McGinnis, Oh, it's Batman. Beyond. No, he's that save Batman beyond. Feel like, I really don't think these people understand.

I really think no, hold on, I really think these people think that though. I really think these people think that the names it's like no, no, no, no, no, that's not spider Man. That's spider Man twenty ninety nine. It's like that's the name of the series, or like the title, that's the title of where he's from. Can you imagine if we it's like, oh my god, save me spider Man two thousand and five, that's not real. I don't know. It's Ramy spider

Man, like his name, his name, his name in universes. Look, look, it's Sam Raimi spider Man. I just feel like people, really, I don't know. I understand that she's a grifter. I understand that there's a lot of grifting people who just like I don't care to engage with the deeper arguments or like the actual like what is actually being talked about.

But it's just I just I would feel so embarrassed to not understand such a basic, first grade level argument and present that as if like that's my brand, Like oh, it's my brand that I can't engage with this any deeper than a fucking remedial A kid in a fucking kindergarten class who speaks by blowing bubbles. I don't, I really fucking can't. Father, How that's a point of pride for you, and I guess if it makes you your money, it makes you your money. But there's a lot of fucking idiots

out there, and it's a shame. There's way too many of them. And I wish I was a piece of shit because I would I would just buy a McLaren. I don't even want one. I would just get what we talk like. Yeah, we've talked about this before, how it's like, I, yes, we have, but it's just man, it's frustrating. Anyway. Yeah, we should probably uh, I don't know, we should probably move on to some of these some of these questions over dot com, slash, the snark tank. You people, who do you give us

our audience participation? We appreciate you. Boom boom boom. I've got a fucking gun. Uh let's see, let's see. Let's see. I should have looked for these in advance, but I'm a fucking fool. Uh what nigga, what were you doing. I was rantic, is what I was saying. Google Google murderous. Mary Hanging wrote in I will not be googling that. Uh, you guys constantly with you guys constantly mentioning the Gears of War trilogy, the question must be asked your thoughts on Gears four, Gears

four and five. I think they're fine. Act we've touched on it before. They're okay, very unsatisfying. Shooting robots, I would say, uh yeah, four was particularly egregious with that because it was mostly robots, and it's just like, this doesn't feel quite like super It doesn't feel good chain sawing through a machine in comparison to chain sawing through a mole man, you know, like it's it's just such a different style. But I think I

do that. Look, I think Gears five is actually really great. I do think there's a choice in there that is kind of like at the end that feels kind of like, I don't know why stupid. It's stupid because

you know it's conical, you know, it's cannon. Yeah, there's there's a cannon choice in Gears to Gears five that I felt was kind of like, eh, but ultimately, like overall, like I thought, even there's a controversial, uh, it's kind of controversial to like the open world parts of that game, But I actually kind of do like a lot, and the early half is really good. The last half is pretty good. It's just that one choice that really kind of sours it a little bit for me.

But Gears five is great, Yours four is fine. I wouldn't say There's four is bad. It's just kind of like it's just kind of it's it's safe, I think, ye is. It takes a while for me to really appreciate Gears four. Towards I would say the second half of the game, I feel more like, yeah, okay, all right, I'm feeling I'm feeling good now, like it's hitting the tropes that I want, and yeah, yeah, I feel the same way. Like I said, like the people are shitting on a game. But whatever you look at the

reviews, it's not that bad. It's it's also got like a there's a really great, great fucking expansion for that game. It's called Hive Busters that I highly recommend, Like if you if you have Gears five and you haven't played it, I mean very very very very very very very very very it's better than the main game. I think, Yeah, it's pretty sick. This is the return of Dom. Yeah, it's Dom comes out and it's real skinny because he hasn't eaten since Gears too, but in real time,

so like since since two thirteen? When did your what did your three? Come out? Three? Three? Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. Nine, don't tell me, don't tell me. Kingston's guest twosy and he said pretty sorry, that's that's way off the camera. Two thousand and eleven. I know three eleven, No, because I think I think the prequel came out in twenty eleven that I'm gonna say ten twenty eleven. When did the Judgment come out? Was it

twelve judgment? Judgment? I thought Judgment came out after the trilogy? No, I was thought him before I could be wrong? No, it did it? Did? I think? Before? Twenty thirteen? Twenty thirteen. I remember being in eleventh grade and playing three, Okay, I remember the sawed off shotgun being unbelievable. I remember like I couldn't use it and people shoot me one time and I would die and I'm look pieces of meat ridiculous

weapon. Bro, What what happened? I hated that they would they would they would fuse into your body, because they would, they would, they would. Yeah, the recoil would be so fast and so intense that it would shoot your arms back faster than light, and then they would merge your arms into your into your ribs or something, and you'd be forever that game. Yeah, I don't want to play it on. Yeah, I've been screaming about a Gears collection for so long. It will never happen. Yeah.

My my balls are the size of the ones outside Target. Rode In always wondered about those things. What such a weird just just design choice. It's like, okay, big stone balls, big stone balls. Line the entrance with the balls. I'm so afraid, uh, he wrote in He says, hello, Chris White, Gun White Swinging and Derek Whiteman, just wondering if you've ever seen the adult swim show Xavier Renegade Angel. Of course,

seems like the show's humor might be right up your eye. It's definitely up my It's exactly my type of bullshit fever dream Angel seen in my life. But it's funny as it is an understatement, Derek, I feel like, I really, I really feel like you would love it because it is it's as if it's as if someone made a show that was a YouTube poop of itself. Yes, I don't know how to describe it, but I'll have the check. Let me, let me google. I want you to. I want you to. I want you to get a glimpse of this

character design. So here it is. Here's how you spell it. Copy paste that into Google, and and and I put in the chat. Copy paste that into Google. And just just see if feast your eyes on this character. Uh. So he has a he has a snake for a left hand. Uh. He has backwards he has backwards legs, legs, his backwards legs. I don't know what his nose is. I think it's a beak or something, but it is. There's like that scene of him like on trial. It's like you are on try I didn't mean to do it.

I didn't mean to kill a little man. It's like you are not on trial for man, you are on trial for being on trial. It's it's it is so fucking outrageous. I thought, I I honestly didn't think this was a real show. For a long time. I thought I hallucinated this. For the longest time. I thought this was like a fever dream that I had. When I was like up late at night and Adult Swim came out, I was like, that's not real. I never remembered the

name. And then years later, and I mean recently, I mean sincerely, like recently, like I think in like twenty twenty one or something, I found this and I was like, oh, it's real. For like for twenty years, I thought this was like, this was fake, but it's a real show, and it's very emotions of thinking you're fucking insane for no reason, for no good reason, thought were crazy. Yeah, because because my assumption was that, ah, yeah, it seems kind of like

you know what I mean. Like my assumption was, like my assumption looking back on it was that, oh, it was machinima, and then I would go on machinima and then it's not there. So I was like, oh, it's not machinima, so it must not be real. Because I watched Adult Swim a lot. Man, I watched it. I watched Awkwartine, Hunger forst and fucking squid Billies and all that shit. I don't remember this Agel first came out along take him out a while ago, like while

ago, the first air. Yeah, I've never I don't know this is this is insane. This does insane. You would you would? You would fucking die, dude, Like there's there's some of these episodes that are so I'll have to check it out. My old roommate Ben, me and him would watch that ship in this cackle in the eleven room. It was the dumbest ship, dude. It's so stupid. I don't know, man,

it might be too. I'm gonna check it out. I'm definitely gonna check it out because I can't I can obviously, I can't pay attention to what what they're saying right now and listening to you guys, so you can't. So many times you can watch the show, it's it's just it feels like everybody is just having a good time making garbage, and that's what it feels

like when you're watching it. But all right, let's try and get a couple of the Oh, here's a complaint from Magma te Magnat or Anything's like Sweeney shut up about the whole Well, I read comics show, so that dot Seriously, just let people have a opinions their graphic novels, not rule books. Fans like you take the fun away from the point of comics. Damn. Now you can suck. Fans like you making dumb takes take the fun away of comics. Me reading something for years and the pot billy bitch

like you showing up saying some stupid ship is so infuriating. No, suck by dick, suck my cock, fucking idiot. I hate it. I hate it so much. Fine, you can say something stupid. If it's stupid, that's fine. Say something wrong. It's stupid, dumb and gay get jumped. Well, let's let's extrapolate on it. So like, what do you think this is? What do you think this is? What do you think this is? What do you think this is? In response to do you think I don't know what we talked about? I don't know.

I think everyone's while there's something about like maybe we'll talk about uh justice, So that suicide squad killed justicely just came out. There's probably like you know O Sweeney. You know he's an authority on this because he knows these characters and in detail, so he has a and maybe maybe the people are like, shut shut up, shut shut up the way this happened, Yeah, go fucking I don't know. I don't feel as strongly as him, clearly, let's go. Yeah, let's just let's move on. Let's get some

questions. Let's get some more questions. Thank you for thank you for your complaint. I agree with it, mister cock Festival the live show, uh and tod do pull a man, pull call me, mister, call me mister cock cock Festival. You have somebody overdosed at a mic, like like you're just like all right, next question, next question you and then they just start foaming at the bath they die. Oh man, that'd be good publicity. Man, that'd be dope, very good. That is the most

fun thing I ever leave your mouth there. That is the most insane or what does that remind me of? What does that remind me of? Kingson? You know, I bet you, I'm sure you know? What is it? What he just said? You're when Kale was over at our house and he says, that's content dog. That was That was the darkest moment of Kale's ever. Like Cale is such a not bad person, but it was like, look man down, on stage. Man, it's content and I was just like, what have you done? What have you done to

get to the place right now? Kill anyway? Call me mister cock festival. I fuck hella menrode in, he says, hello, ethnic Oreo. Not a question, but I wanted to point this out because I found it amusing. Last episode Chris mentioned how Blur this this a week ago, by the way, so it's not might not necessarily be last episode, but last episode Chris mentioned how Blur created this created song too as a parody of Nirvana, and it actually and it accidentally ended up becoming a hit. But funny

enough, this actually happened. It's actually this is actually only one of three times has happened to this group. Blurfront man Damon Alburn found uh the manufactured nature of pop rock groups in the early two thousand, so egregious that he created. He and his roommate at the time put everything he had into creating a fictional alt rock band that was literally manufactured. This evolved into what we now know is The Gorillas. I do know that. Wait, yeah,

the Gorillas is a joke. It is kind of nuts. It was a joke. I did forget that I did forget though, that like the lead singer of Blur what or like that, that they were the same. But I did forget that for some reason. Wait wait, wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean by that? So the gorillas work the grill. The Gorillas were created as as a as a satire of like manufactured pop groups, and I guess they were like like

eventually they're like, well, no, they just got really popular. They just got popular, and then they were like, well, I guess we'll just ride this. That's funny. I watched a Gorillaz documentary like a couple of months ago, and I don't even remember if that was said. I was not paying attention, so that like I was like, oh, yeah, I don't. I think it's like a very I don't think they like

to talk about that. I think it was it was very clear. It's at a certain point, but I think I think as they've grown they just kind of like, yeah, I think the Gorillas is dope, like they genuinely like appreciate it now. I think it's kind of one of those things where it's like, yeah, this started as a joke. We don't want to highlight the fact that it's a joke, because it's not really a joke anymore, Like we're kind of serious about it. I think that's that's kind

of what it is. That's hilarious, though. I do love how that happens, Like, no, that should Oh yeah, I think we should make a gay cover of Clint Eastwood. All right, what's the next question? What's what's what would be the I don't know, I am fapping feeling. I don't know, man, we'd have to think, we'd have to think about it, feeling gay. I got cum shines on my brain, on my brain, I'm coming hard. I don't know, I got I gotta think about this. Yeah, we can figure. I just want the

wrapping part, dude, that that part, I don't know. I think that would be really faster, Okay. Nicholas Nicholas Brillhart wrote in in a Disney Channel's The Luck of the Irish style scenario, what would be the worst fantasy race slash species to turn into in high school? Brought this up? This movie is a fucking trip. This movie is a fucking trip. What is the movie? You guys? So The Luck of the Irish is, if I'm remembering correctly, it's a movie about a a guy or a girl.

I don't remember the main character. Guy. They are slowly becoming a leprechaun and they go to high school. I think it's I remember why. Let me look at the plot of Luck of the Irish. Would you go to school if you were I wouldn't go to school? Forells fucking mutating? What the fuck? Crazy? Yeah? Okay, so here's here's the here's the okay, the Luck of the Irish TV movie two thousand and one. Ah man uh, a teenager must battle for a gold charm to keep his

family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. But but like during this he's he's transforming into one. So I don't know, man, the worst race to transform like fictional race to transform into into in high school? I don't know. People. He becomes a black person and it's called magnified. Magnified. What magnigified Like magnified Like like he's like magnificent, but but you know, like like you're like a magnet, like a magnifying magnig Are you having

a stroke and my brain's going into little circle. It's like magnigified and he's like becoming a black person and a person's like, I really don't like this out in the Deep South. I think, uh so does that have to be an official character that exists, because I think the worst thing I could think of was it was being like a like a like what would be what are they called the centaurs, the one that has the horse? Uh, which are centaur? Centaur? They don't have horse centaur out of nowhere?

Yeah, you like you're like centaur and then you're like also you turn into vosh or something like they'll be like fucked up, you know, like also, so you're just like really like just debating everybody with like an extremely hard horse. Just Papa Papa Jesus wrote it goes what's good you handsome homos? See you talked about Julioli drivers recently got me thinking, what are some other

older celebrities that you think of aged like fine wine? Personally, I find it odd that people don't mention Saved at Do when this topic comes up, because that woman is in her sixties and it's still an dime. Alternatively, Oh is that shoda? Is that that's how its spelled? Yes, I don't know who shot. I've never heard of shot I do, Yes, you have who's now you know nothing name forgot smooth operator? Oh yes, lady. Come on, guys, I don't know, I don't know.

Disrespecting. That's stupid, is the fucking goat? Dude? Yeah, magnificent. Yeah, she's great. I've never I've never seen it. I've never seen it writritten out. That's never enough, fair enough. In my life as a kid, seeing it, it did upset me because you know, you're you're learning how things are supposed to be pronounced, and all of a sudden, you see this fucking chick's name is shot and I'm like, no, that's bullshit, that's fucking bulls due that dumb is pretty, that's wait

hold on twenty twenty. I have to stop. Three y'all go. That is fucking crazy. Yeah, no, no, Actually, that's fucking wild. Actually, that's that's one of the most insane things I've ever seen. There's her, there's Nelon. Obviously Lopez definitely stop. He's like a truck bro. He looked good and then all of a sudden he looked bad, bad, bad. George Lopez looks like popcorn. Now, man, it's crazy, it is. It is one of the most wild things. Ever,

he looks not good. He looks like he has a lot of diseases, but I don't think he does. That's what's fucked up. He looks like things come out of his face, like little things jump out of his face around. He looks like the moon. Dude, he just got fucking he just got craters and he's just melting. He he's the line Neloon looks great, making good. Yeah, Jennifer Anderston looks good, looks good, he looks good. What the hell are you talking about? She does,

it's a little rough. Now you're crazy, boss, horrible boss. Ad looks great. Still, she's been she's been putting out these movies with Adam Sandler. JoJo's been watching. I think those movies are fucking, you know, not for me. But she looked good in the Netflix has like a thousand. Netflix is giving so much money these assholes. I don't understand, Like, give me a show, Netflix, you can spare a couple million.

When you give Chris Rock a hundred million, you give fucking Dave Chappelle like hundred billion for some terrible, terriblesh, terrible sn I was like, yo, Chris, I'm gonna cat Jigsaw I was like, mother fuck, dude, that ship disappoint you remember that, you remember that he was in that movie. He was in Spiral Spiral Spy, he was in See I forgot about that. He wasn't he wasn't see my brain did cat? Yeah? Stop ye a little you could you could do? Feel like I got

slapped by Will Smith. I can't do it, Chris Rock. I can't do Chris Rock. He's hard to do. His dude, his it's not like is very easy to like. Like. I think Dave's last one was also bad, but I think his stand up was horrible. Chris Rocks was so forgettable. It's forgettable. It was one of the things that upset me

so much because everybody agreed. We were all anticipating him going hard in the paint Will Smith, and at the very end he's like, yeah, what a fucking idiot, And I was pretty much like would have felt like, That's what it felt like. I'm gonna kill a little boy. I'm gonna kill a little by on stage because I'm so mad execute a child. I would have liked that. I wanted something will make me so sad? Is that I feel like it is me Chris Rock it is me Chris Rock.

Also king Julian to death. Remember when I do you do you remember when I was slept by Will Smith and the Golden Globes or whatever it was. But he's smiled to me with his fist. But guess what I'm back for? EVENTE check this out? And he blows up the Pedagon. Chris Rock explodes the Pentagon, and it's clearly not Chris Rock. Like the whole plan. The whole plan was like, this guy with a really thick accident was just going to pretend to be Chris Rock, assuming that Americans were too racist

to tell the difference between just some Indian guy and Chris Rock. And so he blows up, he blows up the Pentagon. He said, it is me Chris Rock, and I went to blood and the Pentagon explodes, and then everybody authentically blames Chris Rock, Chris Rock, even though he's still alive to be blamed. Ye. After the explosion, they're like, why'd you pentagon? Chris Rock? I was literally performing, I would blow up. Yeah, you were performing, you performed to the Pentagon. Yeah, you

blew it up, you flew into it and blew it up. We saw you die. But also you're here, were you? What were you performing? Chris The Death of the Pentagon Chris Rock. Everybody starts coming and busting on his legs so hard it's hurting him physically, and it's sucking jacking up on his legs. The Pentagon's gone woke. Must just throw the gun more like they woke the gun. More like, I don't know why we're doing this accent. You can look, can me say? Let me say,

look, let's be real, let's be real. Accents are fun to do. Like, I don't like this idea that we just can't do accents because it's like offensive to do it. We're not making fun. It's just they're fun to do. You know what? I tell myself fun to do? Almost every time before we record the episode, I think, how can we do actions that's literally like my the one thing, And then I forget as we start doing the podcast, I forget, but I'm always thinking it's always

fun. I should remember how to always be on guard of like, oh we can slip one in here about this subject or whatever, because it's it's come on, man, it's a it's a I don't give a fuck what anybody says, it's the it's the funnest thing to do. Like impressions are they're great, man, I made, I did. I did way too many Asian actions growing up, and I understand that I was. They were insidious side hey man, anymore. One episode we did Japanese jay Z and

I thought that was it was insane. I thought that was really fun. It was a insane episode. I laughed way harder than I said multiple times. I like that one. That was a good one. Japanese jay Z. So I don't even remember we got there, but yeah, you know, Japanese. It was like a DC's on Australia, like, what if jay Z from Japan? There you go. Funck. He totally remembered. That's that's rare. That's a fucking rare w right there. I would not

have remembered that Japanese jay Z. Yeah. I still don't believe it, Dylan, I don't believe it. That's crazy. I don't believe it. Anither Dylan lives right listening to the episode two or four V is a fish You guys too, an Da. You could have lived the rest of your life saved, but you interrupted me saving you. Dulan Liams wrote in and he says, listening to episode two oh four, no question, just telling Chris that Prototype blows. It's nothing that controls poorly. Best game of that

genre is Saints Roll four. I haven't finished Saints Rol four. I remember it being fun. I'm a pro. I like Prototype. I like the vibe of Prototype. I like being a cold hearted villain. I like eating fucking I like eating people on the street and becoming them and running around with

a fucking gun. It's ridiculous. It's such an unfair thing. He said, though, like, oh, the best game and that John Saintral four was a deliberate fucking like uh with thievery was was biting from ship purposefully, like fighting fu u from Yeah, like so of course it's better it came out way after Like it's just yeah. There's also confusing things in Saints Row four that like, oh, yeah, you can go in a car, but like why would you why why in God's name would you ever go in

a car? In my opinion, they should all be locked, just like you can't even go in them. Confuse these I remember playing like three and I was like this is a game, and I was like, huh, let's say going from going from Saints Row too to Saints Row four is like starting an episode of X Men going to the bathroom and then coming back. Yeah, where like it escalates so drastically. Bro, they're doing a mission all of a sudden, you can leave literally for thirty seconds and you're wondering

what the fuck happened to Morph and you just don't know what happened. He's just like he's gone. He'd you like there's a seque and where he gets like shot up by fucking uh sentinels and you think he's dead or something. You you'll you'll miss it so fast, and it's like this should be like a bad This should be like can we pause for a moment and sink this it? No? No, no, they don't give it. They don't give you any times what happened. It's such a show. Is so fucking

I'm gonna watch a lot. I'm watch it again. I'm gonna watch it again. We gotta we gotta get ready for the season, isn't it in March? It comes out very somethingth Yeah, that's very soon. I'm gonna start watching it immediately. The yeah, I don't have Disney Plus though, I see Yeah, the only thing I do have right now, Hulu, I haven't unfortunately have anyway. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, last one.

That's one for the for the day. Johnny Ronnie wrote in Hey guys, I just want to let you know I finally got my girlfriend to agree to listen to the podcast in the car. The first thing she hears is Vince McMahon's text messages now thy Sam as psycho. So that's thanks for that. I love that. But you're just telling me that she doesn't have the same sense of humor as you. Then huh no, no, no she must because I mean because I'm I'm reading it was not like it was not like

the podcast was like, hey, Vince is awesome. Look at this cool ship that he said, and then and then and then he's consuming it, like isn't that great? Girlfriend? Is it? I do know, I do know that I'm with I do know that the first line of that episode is Vince McMahon's shat. Like the second the ship starts, it's Vince McMahon's shot on a woman. Yeah, that is the first line of dialogue in that show. See, and this is why I don't put in the the

the the Kingpins moaning anymore. I know a lot of people miss it, but you got to understand when people are trying to bring in new people, that kept be the first thing they hear. They can't be the first thing they hear, what is this? They might not make it past the intro. It's fun to do it every now and again. I think it is. You know, it's just it's more understandable if you see the video version. If you see the YouTube version of it, you can see that and

maybe like what the fuck and then laugh at it. You're listening to it, You're like, if you're listening, you have no idea what's happening? You just hit some gumoning. Yeah, stupid. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's get out of here. Man. But hey, hey makes you bring your girlfriend back? Make total check. Got another episode? Vet the episode, Vet the episode, and then show her the other one. Drag that bitch back, kicking and screaming.

If she just freeze you, smit you smite one good time in the mouth, tire up, and then put your fucking surround system if you have a head theater system all the way up. Show this, don't show don't show her this episode where Kingston h earlier implied that you shouldn't apologize for raping people. It's probably probably not the best to start with. God, you shouldn't apologize. If you apologize, you're automatically wrong. That's what I was saying.

And also, don't rape people. You saw me raping an underage girl. Second it was second it was drinking that piss drinking miner in a fucking raye. Man, it wasn't mean you think I was there blowing up the bit again, witted reality. I was the piss factory, drinking piss, blooding piss out of tankers like pirates do on the piss factory to open up. You know, he's right, he's like, it's it's doing nothing. And then after a while you start noticing that it's taking damage the gate.

It's actually starting, you know, you see that a wall start to go down and and Balder's gate, like you just start just start working at it. At first, at first it's like zero damage to tops, and then he starts getting it. That's like, yo, he's breaking it. Yo, he's breaking that. He broke in. All right, got the piss. We're gonna out of here. We're gonna get the fuck out of here.

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