#206: The J*zzler

Okay. In word with you, you guys like a Saint Anger from Metallica. That's Saint Inward from Metallica. ID you saw Italica? I saw Itallica want a Grammy? That confused me? Oh yeah, yeah, they have a song. Well, they dropped an album last beer called seventy two semens and uh no they didn't. Had had a couple of good No, no they did it. Look it up. It's seventy two. I don't know what you're talking about seasons, So that doesn't even make sense. Why would

it be seasons and not semens. There aren't seventy two seasons, dumbass, No, but seventy two seasons. It is like a commation of a B to years. You know, I'm just saying a year. I'm just saying there are definitely at minimum seventy two seamons. Yeah, I mean like there's in total, like in total period, I have about seventy two seasons left in you mattere how low that's you know, how low of account that is,

dude? That is fucking crazy. What I'm like, what I actually like about this is uh because the actual count is the sperm, right, the semen is the fluid. So what I actually like about these seventy seventy more nuts period, bro, just the complete lack of understanding is really what makes it's what makes it work. Yeah, let me, they're just gonna start coming straight, little fucking sperms with no goola wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, we're getting all out. We're getting off track.

So they they released now and they want to they want a Grammy for it, so do the So the Grammys pretty much when it comes to like rock and metal for the most part, for the most part, because Paramore's new album did win Best Rock Album sol like that was pretty cool. But usually when it comes to metal in particular, they just don't give a shit about metal at all. So they'll give it to the oldest like band. It'll be like, oh fucking uh, Motorhead released one fucking single, Give

it to them. Oh fucking oh, who who made an album though? Osborn? Give it to him. And it's like, isn't it it's because not truthfully, but it's a dead it's a dead genre in most of the public's eyes. It's well, it's I would say, it's not really a dead genre, but like in the vast well it's just not it's just not taken seriously. It's just like it's just like it's just not taken seriously. That's all it is, because like, uh, it's always been like that.

It's just not taken seriously. There's you know, and even in the movie genre, when you go to the Oscars, there's certain things that just won't be taken seriously. Even it doesn't matter how many people like get or think it deserves something. It's all about the certain groups of people that are voting. So they gave it a Metallica, which is fine. It's not a bad album. It actually really well when it comes to long story short,

the only redeeming thing about that album is James Hetfield's vocals. He sounds phenomenal for like being ancient, you know. But everything else is fucking mid city. And I think that's kind of music in general right now. Because you can talk about Taylor Swift and I tried, I mean yesterday, I legitimately tried. I went through her catalog and I was trying to My challenge was I want to find a Taylor Swift song I could cover something that would

inspire me. Couldn't do it, And I'm not even trying to hate, but at this point I just sound like a hater because I just think all all of her music is mid. There isn't anything that like gives me chills or makes me really want to like yeah, yeah, it's I'm gonna give you chills. Definitely just give me like someone of it and demographic never be it. Man, Sorry, I know I'm not them, but I'm also like, say, I'm not the demographic of what's it, what's her name?

Mom? The the sad bitch, Billy Eilish, Billy Eilish, Like that's yeah, that's not my demographic either. But she has like two or three songs that I'm like, well, I cover two of them, like I think she has some ship that you know, and I just I just don't get the I don't get it. I I legitimately don't get it. That's just all it is. I'm just old, I guess for Taylor in particular, well, first of all, I hate how much America Live,

sir. It's gotten to the point now where it's obnoxious, Like I can't turn on anything without seeing her on it, Like it's it's bad now. It's to the point where, like it was she's in first, she's encouraging in football. This is the place she's just gonna be for a while. She's dating a guy that's one of the most popular for players currently on the planet. I'm gonna see her there, but it's like everywhere now, Like it's like I can't not see her, and even on YouTube even though I

don't even look her up. She's just encouraging on me. This is interesting. Yeah, yeah, so it's pretty It's pretty annoying when a musician you don't care for it just kind of shows up everywhere. Huh. I don't get that hurt. I don't hate her, I don't. I don't think is that you had the dragon. I think I think they're more listenable than she is. I disagree entirely. Actually, I disagree with you. But I've definitely heard tailor shift songs that are better than imagine Dragon songs like by

a Lot and vice versa. For me. Yeah, now, I's an interesting This is a pretty good conversation because I'm not sure exactly how I feel about that, because I really do think most of imagined Dragon stuff is annoying. But I feel like the chorus of What's the one that we covered Oh my god, what's radioactive? Radioactive? Because radiations? The chorus hit No just actually the chorus to me at least, sounds like something. It sounds

like what I would call someone who understands how to write music. I guess as far as that chorus goes. I have the problem with Taylor Swift that every time, And I really I spent like an hour just skimming through her stuff. And there was on that new one, that one that's all kind of like has eighties vibes and it's all chew gaysy and shit, there was one fuck, I can't even remember what was called, but there was one thing on there that I'm like, I could maybe turn this into something.

It's like the I don't funk, I'm not gonna remember what it's called. Doesn't matter, yea. I just I'm trying. I'm I have an open mind. But I will say I don't have an open mind for imagine dragons. I will say that I'm not going through the thing. I won't go through the dog the thing. To me, well, there therein lies your answer right there. To be quite frank, that's a good point. That

is a very good point. I think, no man and like I I don't like, I don't think Taylor Swift can write uh lyrics worth of damn really, but now I can't imagine dragon, so it's that's beside the point. But like, I don't know, like I can look at the chord progression of like anti Hero and be like, that's a that's a good chord progression. I like that, or or that's you know what I mean. The the verse I actually like the My problem is the chorus in that song.

It complete the course is the hook right? The hook is supposed to do what it's called right, It's suposed to hook you in. The hook sucks my dick on that song compared to the verse, which is a really big problem with writing in my opinion, because the verse it's like don dun da dunda. I'm like, I like that, but then I say you yeah, and I'm agree, Bush is fucking horrible. I don't think the

chord press is good. I think it's not a bad song. I think that's because chord progression is quite frankly, but like continue, I'm not going to engage, and I do like the little classically trained musician grandmother. I don't know what a cor progression is, oh, you're raised by a classic. Oh my god, I was raised by a fucking veteran, So I guess I could kill you with my thumbs like you probably the same way. You probably have heard about killing more than I have into a rage by a

fucking killer. You know I haven't. That's how that works. I heard about my whole life because my grandma loves piano. I hate it. She tried to teach me and I was like, I can't. You're a bad teacher. But I've heard about it my whole life. I know what chords progressing. Are you a bad student? I don't think probably, but she's definitely not a good teacher though, so insane she's like, oh do this. I want to cut you guys off real quick before I want to continue

this. But I do want to give some flowers to Kingston. Congratulations for finally getting your curtains. You look good, the sun's not blinding you, your you're, you're, you're. I'm gonna, well open them next time. I'm opening them next time about the fucking sun right in and be yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's so I'm gonna. I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna fan dangle my brightness so well, I'm gonna look white like in features too. Yeah, that's that's real good. I mean, yeah,

you can. You can do that without opening the blinds or whatever you have. You just got regular right, Like the son's got to help me out with that to make me look like a white person, not just white skin, like, trying to look like Taylor Swift, like you just want like you act like she's all I want to be her. I'm looking like Ryan Reynolds. I'm trying to have like blonde hair. Do you mean Ryan Gossling Reynolds, he's a white man too, right, you don't have no

blond hair blonde hair, right, I have blonde hair. That's the case. Is although Kingston is uh kings color like I'm not that is very trick. I'm not gonna die on that hill. But like, yeah, I thought he had blonde hair. I can be wrong. Are you sure you're just not thinking of Roan Gosling? No, I know the difference between. I know Gossling definitely has blonde hair, but I thought Ryan Reynolds had blonde hair as well. Do you think I have blonde hair? Well? No,

but like I don't. I don't know. But hair isn't as dark. His hair isn't as dark as yours. Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not. I'm not. I'm gonna stop like I'm digging a hole. Not confidently he's got he's got my hair. I think it's just dark, like dark dark. It's yeah, I thought which I guess which to be fair, to be fair brown hair is like I mean like when I was younger, I was, I did it, I like I

was. They they wrote my doctors and all that they would say like dirty blonde to describe me, Like that's that's like something that like when my hair is shorter, when my hair is shorter, when my hair is when my hair is shorter, it's it's it's blonder. I don't know why. I don't know what that is. It's like lighter. I don't know what the light man bouncing off your ship probably yea. But because when you shine light, if you shine light through brown, it's blondish light brown kind of.

It's just like if its directly in my eyes, if the sun is directly in my eyes, then they they're amber, right, like you know, like they're just dark brown when you just see this. But then when the sun smacks me in the face, and if I take a picture and say, what did you just say amber said? Did you say amber? Yes? Like color amber, all right, the the like the like the Actually I know, what would you call it? Substance? What would I call

that? The Yeah, I guess substance works. But yeah, yeah amber. Just just look at dark brown people's uh, people have dark brown eyes. In the sun, it turns amber amber. That's that's yellow. That's yellow to me, I'm looking at amber is not yellow. What the hell are you talking about? Like darker than honey, Yeah, it's it's ok. I'm looking up, I'm looking. I'll say this. When you look at the color, the color amber and the subber probably the same color.

Look at amber stone type and amberstone like that is yeah, this is much Oh no, it's lighter than I thought it was. It's like it depends. I think it depends on the lighting. Like like say, when amber is in the sun, it lights up and it gets brighter and looks less. But like amber is just like just look at it. What is not what you're describing, honey? Essentially that look at that look at sea. Let's see gonna let me put like let The reason I brought it up is

because I'm just like Amber. It's like, what do you It's like people say I prefer a fusia or like a vermilion, and it's like, just say red and just say the fucking color. You know, you guys aren't Amber. It's insane. I'll show you a picture right now. Bitch. Why I say that because it is an accurate representation. You know, it's not. I'm not trying to be cute. I don't do that. I'm not one of those people. It's just like representation. Yeah, I don't

know. I just think that you are culturally ignorant to everything. Everything there is so wildly. You've seen like five movies you like you He's dressing a free guy five times. So you've seen one movie. You've seen one movie. My apology, but this is what I'm talking about. Like, when you see like some brown ass ship in the sun, I feel like Amber is a good representation of what that looks like. If I'm pissing my hair

too much, it turns brown, That's okay, that's Drake's penis. If I do it too much, if I do it once or twice as good, but the third fourth time I got brown as fun hair. It's crazy. That's all the whites turn brown too. Congratulations, Congratulations Discovery. I got really dark pissed. I'm looking at this picture by the way of the director sent on Pinterest of amber eyes, and uh, it's fucking brown your eyes are You just don't realize absolutely color. The fact your eyes are that

brown, is is that light colored? Is crazy, Derek, because mine are like fucking almost purple because also damaged. That's purple purple eyes. Some people have purple. My eyes are almost purple because of how damage they are. They're like, what are you fucking what you because what are you talking about? I think, no, no, no, I think I was born with cataracts like something similar to that, like you would there was. There was there was like a plaque build up on my eyes when I was

born because I was born a little early. Genius just refuses to do anything. He's probably damn as he stares at the screen right now, he's just damaging his eyes. It's been damaged my own life whatever, I've made it this far and not died. What a fucking stupid living make warrior? What this guy? What? What an emboldened hero? What a You don't live in a society. You don't live in a society that requires mightiness to survive. I made it this far based on having worse tools than everybody else.

You know why, because we have a government that doesn't let people destroy you. That's that's what. That's why. That's that's the only reason. It's like me, like I would I would be dead probably because these these these eyes are not I'm hearing. I'm getting w's, Chris, Like, I hear what you're saying, but I've factually you're getting lowercase WS is what you're getting. You're getting upside out. People are packaging upside down to ms and

and and delivering to them to us w's you're not getting. You know how many people you know any people who are fucking strong people and they died and train actially like that? Who's still here? You know so many people? I've seen so many videos. By the way, what is it? What is it? Can I ask a question, like a legitimate question, What is it? And I mean this as respectfully as possible? What is it

with Indians and dying on trains? I've seen so many people. I've seen so many on Twitter because Twitter has become because Twitter has unfortunately just become lively too. India. I've seen so many fucking videos of guys climbing trains on in in India, right, like hanging off the side and getting fucking split in half or fucking duped by fucking signs, electrocuted like a train. How do I how do I put it? Like? I feel like trains. I feel like trains are two Indians? What salt is the snails? At

this point, Like it's getting fucking ridiculous, Like it's crazy. They sell Indian rebell it and it's just a fucking train. It's just, dude. I'm sure there are some people in the in the audience who understand what I'm talking about, who probably showing it's really fucking jarring. How many of those

how many of those videos specifically are from India. It's it's like the Russian dashcam footage, how like it's always Russia, where like, oh, a satellite is falling on a barn and this Toyota Corolla happens to find it. It's crazy. Is that? What's funny is in India? Right? Often I see Indian videos where there are people someone stuck on the train tracks and they get the edits where they go and they punch the train away like they're

defeating their natural enemy, like you know, like it's the edits. Oh yeah, I've seen that video people pushing away trade because I feel like trains are the Indians natural predator. I have seen pator. It's crazy. Sure, it's very weird. But anyway, the only Indian train thing that I saw was and then yeah we can go it is they were snatching phones.

They were on the you know what, the bridge part. They're like that part when it's like goes over the bridge and they just fucking wait for people that are like on the sides of the trains or whatever, people that are sticking there. They're outside of the window, and they snatched people's stuff and apparently probably a lot of the people that are dying are those people too, So it makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, no, it's it's it's wild out there. Anyway, I'd probably move on to a

this. Uh so, yeah, why it is Drake trending? Oh uh damn, I didn't. I wish I would. I wish I would have even thought for at least ten to twenty seconds of a something that was clever with what happened, but I didn't. But yeah, Drake's penises? Is it really him? The internet? So I the I don't know. I feel like it could be because here's the weird thing. This isn't the first

time this was, this is the video, this is different. But I remember within the last couple of years there was a supposedly a leak of Drake's penis and it was fucking massive. And this is like it almost seems like the Internet got amnesia. And because a lot of people are commenting on this like it's never happened before. But I feel like Drake does a lot of dumb ship like busting in strippers or whatever, escorts and ship and having kids.

That's not what happened for his kid situation. How is that not somebody popped the condom on him? Like he went to court about it and everything about it. Condom on him? Literally, isn't aren't they like cool? And they like they're I mean's mother that this child's mother, so he has some sort of so he soon literally like mother, she snaked him. He sued his child's mother, are you sure you're getting your sources? Like, no, cap she snaked him. She like, he like came like six

tests. He was like, are you sure? This is my kid? And he was like, it's my kid and he's like, well, I guess I got to take care of my son now. And that's it. I have to I have to verify that. I don't. I've never heard that before. Did you never see the interview he did when he was on like that that. I know people can lie. I definitely know that. Well he was, he was with he was with him and like I think

it was Lebron all those the niggats, Oh he did that. Oh that yeah, his podcast and he was like, yeah, I had to get tested like six times because you know, I wasn't fucking raw dog in anyone. And then some bitch snigm and now she's rich forever because that system is broken. That whole sism is completely broken. Yeah, I guess I don't. I don't have enough time to look into it, but I wanted to see. I want to try to verify if that was true. She saved

there's sources. What would I have to work? Chris Brown did that? Chris Bounty the strippers and got one pregnant, and I was like, you're so stupid, Chris Brow. What would I put in to look that up? You said it was Uh, damn, I don't know. It was

one of I can't think if I look it up. Yeah, and make sure it's not from fucking World News, dude dot Geo or fucking Geo Cities or some bullshit, But yeah, Drake, it looks like if you haven't seen the video, I mean, it's trending on They try to get rid of it on Twitter, but it's just trending as Drake video and everybody's posted

at this point, so it's pretty much impossible to miss. Where he's just laying on his bed and flapping his wiener around like he's one of those inflatable tubemen, and people are deducing that he has a large wiener because I guess from the how far away it is, like how it is and like it's in the reflection of a mirror something like that, it must be pretty big because if he was just like turn the camera in a selfie mode and had

it directly there, it would look like a colossal fucking salami or something, I guess, And so good for him. Good for him, he's just winning and all and all Avenue is the second most popular artists in the world. Got a big peepy Canadian. I don't know if that's a win or not. But universal health care I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, it is very true because I don't I don't think the Mounties are like like stomping blacks with the with the with the what moose, what do they do?

I don't even know what they do. I've seen them in videos and think that, like, how are these things bigger than some trucks? Like it's so big it's terrifying. Dude, beers got on or whatever the fact there. I have no idea. It's just moose. It it's literally just moose. It's probably mooses. Let's see, it's just moose. I think it's moose with like three means moose. It's it's it's moose first grade. First of all. First of all, first of all, there are no moose.

It's not real people bake. No, it's just not real, man Like, it's just like it's all c g all that ship, Like you tell me a moose is real? The funk out of here, you're kidding. First of all, if moose. If moose were real, why would reindeer aren't real either? By the way, Like, it's I love that we pretend like reindeer are real. It's fucking insane. We have here, we see them. Those aren't damn So what the fuck are you doing?

What are you trying to? You know what, Reindeer aren't really they're cancelo they're not. Okay, another that's a fruit idiot. Let's move on. I'm right, he's right, he's right. It's antelope. My apologies, you're right. That's was so broken, right right, my apologies. What it was, it was a series of misinformation going downhill down paralyzed. I couldn't speak. I was like, it was like, it's called that's not what it's called. I just pictured the ball in the wild rolling and ship

with lions, and they're fast as fuck. You can't track him with a camera because they're so small and fact. Oh man, but yeah, congratulations to Drake. Yeah, there's another conversation that should be had about the way we react to dudes getting their dicks league versus women, because you know, it's always a shameful and it's fucked up and you shouldn't look at it and stuff. When girl like the fappening, for example, But then when my

boyciche he's a who's a wrestler? He gets leave him just banging his ass and it's the funniest fucking thing ever. This dude's laying in a bed, So Ricochet is is A is a wrestler. He's in the w W right now? Is Yeah? This guy's fucking amazing. Well, no, he was. It was videos of himself. He was laying down the bed banging his own ass with his finger. He's fucking going to town on himself, and we're all we all just laughed. But now say, like, uh,

a Tony Storm, another wrestler, she got her ship leaked. It was a tragedy page from w W Tragedy that ship was. I'm sorry that show was legendary for what reason? Because hold on, I gotta say this. I gotta say this, because this is this is amazing. So there's a wrestling trio called New Day. This three black gentlemen the w W, and one of them named Xavier Woods. He was texting with Page and this

other guy named Tyler Something. He's not the w anymore, and they were fucking doing threesome and sin all of her shit got leaked and you can see in a very video that dude, the Tyler dudes like hitting her from behind and then she fucking like hops on Exavier and stuff, and you're like, yo, this is insane. And there was a segment on the w WE that there's these two Samoan brothers that are their cousins. Cousins. Yeah there, well they're uh yeah, they're they're all in that same fucking family,

but it's the sons of Rakishi, and they did a rap battle. It was a freestyle and one of them mentioned that ship and it was the wild because this is fucking TV for kids essentially, and they kind of vaguely mentioned that sex tape and I was like, there's no way that was proved. There's no which actually kind of shocked me because I thought everything has to be

everything is so tightly scripted. But that was a fun time on the expense of this girl familiated wrestling in the early eighties and nineties, not all of that was scripted. No, No, I'm talking about this is movies. It's gone public because this is like twenty seventeen, I'm talking. So yeah, this was very recent so I's one of those things in the league. Recently. They got into the the Federation recently. The twins are sort of recently. I was aware of them maybe, like they've been around for a

while. They've been around probably since like twenty fourteen or something. They used to they used to be gay, Like they used to wear these loud colors and shit, and they would dance and they'd be all smiling, and then everyone's like, that's fucking gay, and then they're like, all right, we're just gonna be our real selves, which is just Samoan hoodlums, just you know, the ones that say the N word every other sentence, like

that's really them. What confuses me is that they look black. Rakishi is Rakhi black. No, he's straight up Simoan, but you know, sort of black. They're just that well they I think they just absorbed, like they're you know, like you ever seen a long beach Simoan you ever you ever been in that area, gardens or anything long? Okay, so if you in those areas, they're all they're essentially how Puerto Ricans get the inward pass over in New York. It's the same thing. It's the exact same

thing. And it's it's kind of it's funny to me, but at the same huh, So, what's this guy's name? Which one so many guy? Yeah, the guy that we were the Simoan guy. Oh, there's and then his sons. Yeah, r I K I s H I. A Samoan guy named is blacker than a black guy named Stuart. I'll put it that way, you know what I mean, Like, you know, did he as No, he's still he's still around and they're like houses, and he looks like a nigga, Like I like looking at him, like

I was like, this is a black person. He's like I was looking at him as I mean maybe the line maybe at some point down the line. But they're all like, they're all very with the exception of like the Rocks parents usually very like let's keep it in the Polynesian culture. You know, they're very weird because it's like where the the Rocks family is like because his mom, the Rocks grandma was like the leader of all that ship after the husband died. She was like the main fucking like rainer of all the

fucking like yeah, she was like the final boss and stuff. She had like these metal legs and like robot like Hitler. Yeah, oh yeah, wife Mary black Mary black person married is black man American. I guess I don't know. I will say yeah, like there's yeah because I remember even

remember when Chris had Okay, there comes like sniff and his bike. My mics like penicillin like this is so you know, the smell of the penicillin like off rip yestely you've ever had like a maxiciling before, I'm allergic smells like off the at all. It's an extremely distinctly It's an extremely distinct smell, like if you've ever had like an augmenting or anything like that, like

these antibiotics, and your pist smells like it too. It's it's a strong, very distinct smell, and my mic smells like it, and it's fucking distracting the ship out of me. Not. What I do is when I get an infection, I drink bleach. Yeah, I get how much of it? How much of it? Three you need swallow swigs bron and I laid down for nineteen hours and I'm to go afterward, not by choice, right, and my body's done working through it. I'm back in the game.

Yeah, the way, because do you do do you remember when Chris Evans got his nudes leaked? Do you know that too? That was that was all right. I don't think I saw I think I missed it. I didn't. I mean I didn't see them. But there there is like a there is a yeah, man, at this point, it's all it's

it's all funny. I think at this point it's all funny. I'm looking at this point, it's like, okay, like Drake Drake's video is trending on Twitter, but like I'm supposed to care when it like it happens to like an equivalently like rich like female celebrity, Like no way, no chance, no chance in hell, it's the days of quality are over. There's a weird gone degree of like of of anti sexual sentiment when it comes to

when we gonna understand that. But they make money off of this, so like, I don't know, man, it's it's men, but not as much. So obviously not in the same way. I understand what you're saying. I just I also just like I cannot, I cannot. This is a violation of privacy in the same exact way, so like, well, I'm treating it in the same I'm treating it the same way that penis is getting lead funny. I think it's all funny. I don't think there's anything

inherently funny about is exactly funny. But that's because I'm a man in the world where, like you know, I'm part of the society we live in, so like it isn't as funny. But a guy game is big leaked, and it's it's just it's just even if it's like an impressive penis, it's still sort of silly and funny, you know, like Drake trying to mix. Drake mixing the air with his dick is kind of funny me.

But that's also just because we've seen that. That's because we've also just seen every woman naked at this point, you know what I mean, you got like fucking you, like realistically, like I I know what you all look like. Like there's there's like I I've there's an algorithm in my head that understands, like I know what you look like. And there's like so many

celebrities where it's like oh ud oh nude pose. It's like okay, here's here's here's Kanye West's girlfriend who just doesn't wear clothes here's Miley Cyrus just not wearing clothes at the fucking Grammys, and it's just like whatever, So like it's I don't of course, it's not funny when women get their news league because we've seen them already. It's it's it's like a reprint or a rerun. To me, it's all the context. It's all the context, like

say that that page wrestler. Uh. If it was just regular, Oh here's my tits, there's my pussy or whatever, I'd be like, oh cool, But it was it was a whole lot of shit, which made it funny, like, oh, she's fucking other wrestlers. She this guy. Okay, so there's the the the they're now it's considered sister companies,

but it's kind of the B tier or like development brand NXT. So they had an NXT championship belt and she has her face under like she she has her chin on top of the belt and there's just come all over her face on the belt and it's so fucking funny. It's completely disrespecting. It is.

I laughed so hard when I saw that because it's just completely disrespect like here's something that's supposed to be prestigious in that world and has come all over it's fucking amazing, and so like that context, if something is for stigious in any context, it has gotten calm on it. I think, Yeah, I guess probably come on with Grammy if I ever got one. Yeah, Like, if you got a Grammy, wouldn't come on it. You wouldn't cake, You wouldn't cake cake it your Grammy, and comm you wouldn't

cake your Emmy income. I would right now in the in the little circle, like in the little hole where the well, that's exactly well, you know what, you know why, because only the people who would win these awards would do it. Like if you wouldn't come on your Grammy, you're just not gonna get your Grammy. You're not worth getting one. You're not gonna get it. You're not even Yeah, you're not even in the ballpark. You're not loser, you're not a Grammy winner, not gonna They both

protect, they really protected. I tried to just google it real fast and ice like was scrolling down, couldn't find it, And which also tells you

a lot that how dudes don't give a fuck about archiving that ship. Compared to if like if if Sydney Sweeney's pussy leaked right now, there would be like the top websites, like what's that one that I uh we talked to mister skin like, it would be there immediately, right it would probably or maybe not because I think that's specifically for movies or some ship, but you know what I mean, there'd be. It would be immediately. I'm having

trouble finding it, which is actually kind of funny. That doesn't It does not make me happy the fact that, like if someone sent you a pussy pictures, it would be like, yeah, I'd be like, oh cool, send me tits, don't send me pussy pigs, Like what are you doing pussy pigs? Like like A, I don't. That's to me, that's like an insane That's like I've eaten enough pizza, I played enough video games I have, Like I just like they don't they don't, they're not.

Maybe I'm not interested, you know what I mean. So you're not interested in women's lips because men have them, not exclusively or particularly, no, like I think it's nice. I would kill I would prefer a woman. I would prefer a woman with lips as opposed to a lipless woman, for sure. That is definitely not the argument. It's definitely I'm saying because a man can have them all of a sudden, it's uninteresting. I just find that like I wouldn't. I wouldn't care to sound like you're a photo

of it. No, I'm just saying like I wouldn't, I wouldn't if I got a photo, dude, a photo of a woman's lips. Fair you're telling me you're gonna be like you're you're straw manning. You're straw manning again. How are you straw manning again in like and within ten seconds. That's not the argument. That is not the argument. With the argument argument, you're making the argument that you would er off to a woman's lips.

That's what you're saying. That's what you're saying, gentleman. He's going for the grand slam of fucking Noah. Like I look at hey, fair enough, I would just say, you're just not as sexually active as I would say the average man, and or not not horny. That's the way. That's what I mean, not such a I don't know horny. You don't know what average man, the average man want average bro man is fucking disgusting.

Let's be real. Let's be real. The average fucking like guy that has come shooting out of his eyes because he's so horny, he's like just leaking, like come out of his ears. Shit, He's like so this has come dripping out of all his orbices. He just people like that like when I like when because we don't, we don't meet them in everyday life. When like you pass somebody that's so fucking like horny, that is just

like, what is up? You're like, what, It's just bro, we got the we got we got the this biology that wants seeming to be released all the time, and it makes these people insane because they're not to control it. They've never they've never practiced self control. Where it's like, you know, I can be sitting down and be like, oh I could bust, but I'm fine, you know what I mean, Like like I could bust, like you have the urge surfaces because you're the way your biology

works, I can bust, but like I'm good. I'm like, you know, I'm fine. I love the idea. I love the idea of somebody just calmly, just calmly, like they're they're doing a crossword puzzle, and they're just like I can bust right now. I think, right now, I know what you mean. I don't even like I don't think it's no. I think what I'm saying is like I just they're just so over it there. It's the it's the thing that's everywhere. It's like I kind

of see it all the time. They're they're under every single tweet of mine. Now, yeah, it's I don't know, like there's something about like it's not that I don't appreciate it. Like I can look at like a nice you know, a nice pair and be like that's nice. I like to see this, sure, but it's not it's not gonna excite me really in any real it doesn't need to. It's just an appreciation. It's literally

like it's and then then you kind of but the context. But the context and the the context that we started this conversation was like receiving a picture, you know what I mean, where it's like I appreciate a tip pic. I guess it's not really gonna I don't know. I could move on to my day and not even that it was crazy, crazy thing they talked about. So I was talking like when a bunch of my other guy friends, right, and they were talking to me about like how how often they like

they come a week, like how often they fucking bust another week? Right? I told them, I'm like, oh, like maybe like twice three times a week. It's like a good range for me. And apparently I'm way off the market in which way the average guy is like once or twice a day. Apparently. Yeah, really, yeah, I think especially if you want I mean yeah, And also if you want to know, this

is like real shit. If you want to uh have a a really low chance or what's the word I'm looking for, you want to help reduce the chances of you ever getting prostate cancer, cleaning out your pipes regularly is very important. But I feel every other every other data like I feel like that's fine for prostate health. It's fine. No, it is. But if you want to increase, if you want to drastically increase the risk, once a day would probably be the most healthiest. You don't have to do it

every day. I'm just saying it was. I was like, you do it like I used to, Like, that's not even a lot. Though when we were younger, we were we were addicts, so we had no control of who we were. But once the day, it's not even a lot. I feel like that's kind of like that's a lot of being once

a day. Listen, do you remember what we were talking about? Do you remember what we were talking There were a couple of episodes ago where we where we were talking about how Kingston is a seventy eight year old man, and this is one of those instances. Today once today is so normal when

you're I was like, it's once a day. I feel like once a day was the thing I would do when I was young, like when I was when I was, like, when you were young, it was once a day, dude, no no, no, no, no, no, no. I was when I was Let's say, like so for instance, right when I was, when I was like sixteen years old, right, I would always have like basketball and then like whoever like honors, bullshit or interaction I have Right on Saturdays, I would beat my dick the whole

day. If I was single, that would just be my whole like afternoon. Like if I was like if I was like single and I didn't have any girls I was talking to and I wasn't like doing anything, I wasn't being forced to go to churches. Unstupid I would. I would go from like nine am to twelve, me and my dick all day, to the point my dick was just not responsive. And then as I got older, was you fucking ruined your penis? I think I I think I probably did.

You probably twisted into a prestel matter or something. You talk my libidos shot to protect my genitals. I think that's what happened. I think my libido got sucked up because it's like you, you don't get him to not like this. He's gonna break us if you're doing it that much. I mean ship, yeah, I mean I never went. It's not uncommon though, right people. Every young person beat that dick too much, not that

much, not like I never not the whole fucking day. Me would probably be like three times maximum, but like three three times three times maximum maximum when I was like young, when I was like definitely, my dig over ten times within the span of three four hours. That's really impressive. That's insane. It hurts too much. Bro after a while, it's just too sore, Like it was not even enjoyable. It was paid. So I

keep doing it because I was like that as well. This far after after three, I feel like I feel like after three a day, it's like you're getting into territories like this is even when you can regenerate. Still there's not no no no, no, no no no, you're not miss you're misunderstanding me. I don't think it. I don't think that plays a part in it at all. I think I think even if you were like seventeen after three in a fucking row, in like an hour, you're it's hurt.

It's it hurts, it's going to hurt. That's it's it's it's pain, it's punished. It definitely, definitely, it definitely went from like, so what are you doing? What are you doing to yourself? Numbed up? Then numbed up. It was just like that's then from pins and needles to pain. Did you street yourself? Yeah? I think you like actually like you might have done the nerve damage. You're clearly not. I actually

know somebody one of my closest friends. Sometimes my friends gossip like fucking little fucking girls do, and they'll say ship that like nobody asked, and he's like, oh did you know that? So and so fucking like used to

beat his dick like nine times a day. And I'm like, first of all, why the fuck would you, like, if I'm my homie that actually does that, why would you tell anybody that that's not like, it's not a It's such a high number that it's something that I'd want to keep to myself, like just being self aware that, like, I don't want people to think I'm fucking crazy. And so he told and then of course my friend had to tell me, you know, the other one that learned

about it. He had to, And I'm like, I wish I didn't know that, but I do know, and now I want to laugh at him. But I'm not supposed to know, right, So it's just one of those things. I'm not supposed to know that this motherfucker like beats his dig like a monster. And I'm talking about I think it was like adult shit, not even kid shit like, and I'm like, I just doing

that, yeah, And I don't know how. I just don't. Like I one time, one time, this was years and years ago, but I like, I smashed this one chick for like three hours and the shorts rubbing against my shit hurt, and I'm and there was a never again scenario. That was a never again because it's not like, oh, we paced ourselves within three hours. You know, you can space things out and you

keep having quickis and whatnot. No, this was just like bullshit, like we're marathoning and that was the worst fucking thing ever anyone ever tells you that shit was that. I think our audience knows our audience aren't sex fiends. I don't think. I don't think we have any like super freaking so I think I don't think anybody else like that is even wants to do that. Anyone's listening, they probably yeah, that sounds awful, and yeah, you're right. I don't know, but uh, that's maybe you want to get

your ship. You want to get your eyes checked out, and you want to get your you want to see urologists too, and just make sure that you're good. I don't know, man, because if you don't have any six minutes to get an erection, bro, it's fucking fun. Fine, it's because of size and blood fall, bro, both of them that is raging there in the goodd Did you guys know a cock ring helps you keep your dick hard. Yeah, that's the whole point. I think so, So I didn't. So I didn't. I'm not like I don't. I'm

not really into like sex toys and stuff. I didn't even know. I actually never thought about what it was for until my roommate a few years back and said like, yeah, this ship rules, and I my mind was like, yeah, t I take I take a VIAGRAA, I take a rhino pill. I put my cock ring on, and then I'm good to go. Bro, I'm good to fucking go. I'm sucking. They can see your dick pulsing from space. Have you ever have you ever take have you ever taken a have ever taken a rhino pill? One time? Yet?

One time I thought I thought it was I thought it was, so I took it. I'm not even doing that. I thought I thought it was like, here's a I thought it was. I thought it was here's a I know vitamin. It's gonna make you feel like strong, like a rhino because it's gonna turb to the rhino from Marvel Spider Man. Did you have sex at least so you just get a fucking wild boner, but you can go to bed. No. I took it at like one pm when I was went out for coffee and I just had to sit there until it

went away. Yeah, sit there quiet, like after everybody left the table, you're like all right later, guys. Yeah, you remember having school like like it's like school when like the the bell the bell would ring and then you would sit there for an extra extra thirty seconds. No, I didn't do that. I didn't do that. That was me. Yeah, you told me walking around boter like a fucking you gotta be proud. You just gotta be proud like gremlin. I know, kremlin in school. That's

nothing. I know recycling, right, That's what I'm saying. I know recycling, but there's probably new listeners. I don't think you should be ashamed of. Like if women can have the hardest nips and just act like casually, just have the piercing, I think, I think. I think I think you should rub their faces. I think when when when women have hard nibbles, you should rub their faces in them like a dog and piss like you look what you did, stupid? What if they have small breasts?

How do you do it? Then you break the neck until it works? Oh man, it's not enough. Shame you know it outragees I know I think, I think, I think we got to be like Europe. We got to be like Europe, bro and stop fucking acting like sex is like the and nudity is like the craziest ship where they they can actually have nude beaches and there's only like five perverts versus half of the beach would be perverts if there was a new beach here. You know what I mean? Yeah,

yeah, I know, yeah, exactly. It's the thing. Is this right? It's fine. You shouldn't walk around crowning though, that's a bit ridiculous. It's well, it's rare, right, It's just one of those things where it's like, guys, all asleep. I have mourning wood after my nap. It'll go away in about I don't know, forty seconds or something. It doesn't take for you morning after naps. Yeah, yeah, you fall asleep in school. I give morning with after like waking up

from sleeping. I don't see after. Do you know why morning and I wake up? Man? Never need to see someone, Yeah, you really do need to see someone because actually I feel like I feel like I feel like I was thinking of getting relaxed, actually, like your body relaxing, and this naturally happening. You can sit in an extremely comfortable chair and start

getting sleepy, and you can fucking start to get erected. It has nothing to do with sexuality, and it has just your natual body functioning that way. That's why when you're sleeping, you're not fucking. I'm not having a dream where I'm railing some bitch. It just happens. It's so uh clearly, clearly. Yeah, I'm gonna what you what's your what's your medical insurance and your ID number. I'm gonna book a urologist for you. Dick has not been functional for six years, dude, what are you doing? I'm

like, what it fell off? Bro? Who are you doing? Man? I'm gonna have to have a talk with Lily about this. I'm anna interview her about your fucking dysfunction. I don't understand. Don't understand. I'm not supposed to be red. What do you I'm not supposed to be cold orange like the fucking mountain dew. It's noted to be orange mountain dee. You're kidding me, right, It's not supposed to fizz. It's crazy that to shoot come not oozing. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? For

real. Can you imagine for real drinking a cup of carbonated come, it's a lot of seas. That's one of one of carbonated cop One of my friends showed me a picture she got sent clear cup carbonated com. The guy's dick was coming and had bubbles in it. That It was like, that's so bad. I don't even know how that would happen. It was bubbles in it. Was he coming on the surface of Mars or the surface of Venus? I mean that's crazy that. Yeah, I don't I don't know

how what's going on? All right? We gotta we gotta, we gotta talk to this How does he have? Why carbonate in his big is that maybe has too much of it in his system? What isn't the isn't the the the gall bladder that makes that ship. Maybe it just has like too much to trying to expel it and it was bladder. Oh man, his cum is a fizzy drink like the Yeah, yeah, this dude needs to

get checked out too. Man. I feel like that is definitely if I had carbonated or bubbly com for sure, I'm seeing the doctor immediately because that's that's a little weird. Be too scared what's wrong. I'm like, I'm not. I'm scared of waiting until it turns into something crazy. I'm the opposite, like I I don't want to wait for, you know, me

to be suffering forever. Like that's the I mean, I probably I'd probably be one of the people that would jump off a bridge if I If I was like, you're gonna live in constant agony, I'm like, no, I'm good. I don't want that. Yeah. It's like that guy who like, uh he had like radiation sickness from like chernobyl or something, and they kept him alive for like twelve weeks or something, even though he was just like, let me die of my skin is smelting, please kill me.

They're just like, nah, man, we must stood be. Have you seen those stupid videos like the people like having the thing in the radioactive isotope inside of something and they open it for a second, everybody looks around it like, oh, it's so fucking sad. But funny is that like no weeks and it's so fucking that really is crazy? How like just being around it, it's really sad. It's just like, yo, you guys

all are gonna die. It is, it is gonna die. Crazy that anything that anything like that exists at all is crazy, like because it's it's one thing like fire or like you know, yeah, it's like some element that will kill you in like some semblance of a of a of a quick time even a slow time, like I don't know, like you freeze to death in like an igloo and it or something, or like in an ice cave and it takes like maybe like I don't know, several hours, you

know, but like you just exist around this thing and then somebody opens the lid and then in three weeks you will die. Like from that moment you from that moment, you are slowly gone, like you're slowly erased from the planet. That is so fucking crazy to me that that's real. It really happens. The way it does too, is like insane, is pretty much.

It really makes you think you get radiation poisoning and literally it's just your body having too much of a certain charge and it starts to the bond start to fall apartments your atoms. That's fucking insane that that's how that works. And you're like that sounds like magic. That's like somebody cast the centigrade on me. It's like, what the we did like a time lapse if you did like a time lapse of it, if you did like a time lapse of it, like one photo a day, it would be like a solid

animation of somebody just like deteriorating. Fucking right, we're gonna what are you gonna say, Derek, you said it's wild to think about. I was just gonna I was just gonna say something. You know, I'm just gonna be disrespectful religious people. That's all. It wasn't anything that important. Okay, yeah, standard it was. It was just it was just like, oh, look at all this awesome stuff that got It's crazy that the sun gives you. It is crazy that the sun gives you cancer, like the

night time will give you hypothermia. All the ship and if people were like, wow, we're in the best possible place. That that all. It's like, that's that was actually my problem I think with Avatar, where like Avatar like the the the James Cameron movie, because they were like the whole message was like, oh, the Earth provides, and it's like that one does like that. Pandora, Yeah, Pandora provides, like crazy Earth wants

you dead. I trying to kill you, not like Pandora. Man, if we if our earth was like Pandora, we would not treat it like that. Like we just would. We would would do the same would you wouldn't We would have evolved down the same line. We would pill for all the fucking We would frack the fun out of the floor. We would do the same, would because it would be no reason, would no reason to the whole reason we frack is because doing getting anything out of this planet is

possible, but it's so fucking inconvenient. You gotta tail, you gotta toil, you gotta fucking plant, you gotta waito and Pandora put your hair, you stick your hair kinks And imagine you sticking your hair into a plant and then just getting food for free out of a tree, Like what what is that? That's that's what Pandora is. It's crazy, Chris, you you

would eventually start doing that. Give Give me a five thousand year time lapse of the fucking Pandora and there's gonna be buildings and ship and fucking smug being created because they're fucking making some sort it is how I don't think you would because there's no there's no necessity, there's no hostility in the environment. But the thing is this, people will get smarter, they'll find different ways to be able to innovate, and those innovations may very well, but people get

but Kingston, people get smarter out of necessity. People get smarter out of necessity. It's why fucking people. Insects haven't gotten smarter. Well, no, insects. Insects aren't. Insects are different. They don't have have the luck on a double those those blue cat motherfuckers. I put money if you gave a time lap to that planet. Even independent of humans existence, they still chop down trees to make weapons, They still make shelter using the fucking

using parts of the world they live. They will eventually do that. It maybe not to the same vapid degree that we do it to this earth. I just don't think. I just don't think they developing and stuff like that. That's the nature of how evolution works, man, they'll do it. I don't think for that. I think the nature of evolution is to make the make the environment more convenient for survival. But like that's kind of impossible

on Pandora because food falls out of plants without any planting necessary. It's already. It's not even like we had to genetically modify our fruits just so we could eat them without without being completely like and Pandora, it's like, oh, imagine if you could put oh, let me put my hair into this tree real quick, and then I get a fucking burger. It's like it's there's no necessity, there's no drive to innovate because there's nothing left to be

done. There will be they will innovate that that's how it works. They're too smart to not to know you're saying. You're saying that's how it works. But it's just like say the places in Earth, there's still that where they need you. Yeah, and they can they have weapons to kill them, that's what. Then they're good, yes, But then one guy's like,

we need a weapon. I can make them. I can make a better weapon to kill them, except there's barely even predators there because you can just stick your hair into them and then turn them into a friend of yours. It's like, it's it's ridiculous, like I understand what you're saying, like, but you're you're coming at it from the perspective of Earth and all of its hostilities. The sun gives you cancer, the night gives you hypothermia.

The deserts will kill you. The tundras will kill you. The rainforests will kill you. The bugs in the rainforest will kill you. There's really very few places that are hospitable for human life that are not explicitly demanding of

really intense shelter. And that's just not the case on Pandora. Pandora's like a perfect utopia where everything is provided for you, so like, of course you're gonna feel bad when like the humans come and fucking try to steal some stupid ore that's completely unnecessary because like, hey, they don't need it, nobody needs this. But we don't have Pandora. We have shitty Earth that does all sorts of bullshits. You constantly have Oh here, Oh you're pissing

in a river. Oh guess what a fish is gonna swim up the pea stream into your urethreat and killing you. This is a very hostile place. The earth is fucking wild, dude, I mean the idea. I just I feel like, I feel like, very honestly, humans are just aliens. I feel like I feel like life in general on this planet is just alien. I feel like we're not meant to be here. I feel like something fell here and it was like I can figure it out, and it

kept where we are. Now. That is a theory. I think I've heard that theory before, where it's like, have you heard the theory? Yeah? What is that? The My theory is that? Also, apparently I'm not a scientist, you guys know, very early in this I make a mistake and somebody like that fucking black idiot. I hate the guy who

thought Cantler was an animal is not a scientist. Guys. Yeah, I miss I mixed up the word antelope can quite But apparently there was this planet was the planet tim at first and consisted of what is now the moon Mars was I think Mars was one of our moons for previously apparently amazing. It's I don't believe it. I don't believe it, but it's pretty much that

what you call it. We got struck by another heavenly body. It fractured us, it sent us, it's secured what was that huge planet into now Earth plus the moon and then the Mars is one of our our fucking moons previous to that, and that's why there's gonna be architecture in our world that is much older than any possible humans re position because it's from the Timot civilization. Isn't it more likely? I feel like it's more likely that understanding.

No, No, But what I'm saying, it's like, let's assume like we found, because we have found structures that are older than humans could possibly like, the current account for human history is like it doesn't account for how old certain structures are. And that's interesting, But I feel like it's more

likely that we just have a misunderstanding of human history than that. Yeah, Mars, it's actually it's actually within the communities of people that study stuff like that, like palaeontologists and stuff that are always trying to like carbon date shit and whatnot. Uh, there's politics, just like anywhere else where. There's people who don't want to give up quote unquote discoveries they've made, or they don't want to strip accolades that certain people made because first of all, it's

a lot of chaos, it's a lot of revision. I was just talking about this within the u FC or MMA in general, where there needs to be certain weight classes that clearly like it does this jump from one fifty five to one seventy and then it goes to one eighty five, and there's this weird gap that fucks a lot of people that fight within that range where it just needs to go one sixty five one seventy five, but it's just gonna

fuck everything up when if they fix that. So in the same way they have found artifacts, they have found structures, they have found so much stuff. They have found humans that are infinitely older than two hundred and fifty, you know, to two hundred thousand years old, and they're just like uh fuck and not doing anything about it really where it's it's pretty wildly known that

like, yeah, they're completely wrong about that shit. Humans are I found like a I saw this thing where it's like they found like a small city under the Amazon and they use like this thing called a ladar. It's like laser radar ladar. Yeah yeah, yeah, So they didn't have to they

didn't have to like tear down the Amazon rainforest to find it. They could just like scan and it's just like there's this huge fucking ancient city under the fucking Amazon that doesn't that doesn't make sense, and it's it's crazy because like explorers who went to that area like a long time ago talked about like, oh yeah, there's a city here, and when they went back to discover it, it was all gone. So they just assumed it was like fake

or like completely like just fantasy. But it's like it's really there. So that's that's interesting. And I know there's like controversy around that fucking that guy who uh what is it he had that show ancient something. He talks about this stuff and some of it's a little bit looney tunes, but like I

think it's I don't know, it's it's it makes sense to me. Like if they keep finding shit, it's like, oh, hey, here's this fucking arrowhead that has a drill hole in it from like oh like something really thirty thousand, you know, it's some crazy amount of time ago. It's like, ah, that's worth that's fucking crazy. Yeah. They have ancient computers actually too, the way that like you know, they understood computers,

like these analog things. It's like these things that they they they did things, not like an actual electronic computer in the way we understand it, but they had like they had machines and certain type of artifacts and tools that pretty much any type of expert is like what how, and which comes to the question, oh, we we're It's just like the Pyramids, where people think, oh, Aliens made because of the you know, the advance, blah blah blah. It's like, no, we just simply don't understand it.

Fully. They have a way better understanding now. There's actually some really good theories now, but there's still just plausible theories and not just the complete understanding of this is absolutely made. And the pyramids in North America bothered the fuck out of me? Bro Can I say something about that? Can I say something about the Can I say something about the the the Great Pyramids? Oh? I don't understand. What is so difficult to understand about it? They

stacked bricks in a triangle. There you go. I just solved. I just solved the mystery, like the sphinxes and ship like that. Nothing else doing, because what happened happened is what happened, literally is that white folk came there. They were like, we can't do this yet, How did these savages do it? That's pretty much what they thought. Well, why

it's so confused? Yet we're perfect. How The thing about it, the thing about it that I think is so funny where it's like because they look at it from like a modern lens, where it's like it would take so long to do this. It's like, how do they do this? And it's like slaves, That's that's how they did it. They they threw people at it until they died, and they didn't care that they died doing it, and then they kept getting more people to throw at it until it was

done. So that's how they did so much. The slave thing, it's like, obviously slaves did it. Yes, It's like, do you remember how they built? People that found it? The people that found it weren't capable of doing it themselves yet, so they were confused. They were if they had the power of slaveling, we're traveling, we're smart, We're able to do all these I feel people do it that the other amazing structures like the Sistine Chapel or anything like that that was built, they had something that

was better, or churches that were built in Europe. They had better than slaves. They had devoted freaks that felt like they God was calling them to do this, and like and the thing. I don't want to get into the whole slave thing because there's there's there's people that argue even about that as

far as were they actually slaves. They not like they wanted to do it, but it was actually a fucking job like this is you you will get you will get sheltered in this like not like you got paid money, but it's like it's one of these things where like it's sheltered Derek, you know, people like they were granted shelter and it's like, dude, stop, I just don't want to. I just don't want to be I don't want to pretend like I'm an expert in any field any way, shape or form,

like I know this for sure. That's just basically like I don't want to. I don't want to be caught slipping like we you know, usually do in every episode where somebody somebody's always like, well what, well, actually I actually got this fucking guy. It wasn't even a correction. It was only one guy though. He's like, yo, crack a bottle is

fucking ass. I was like, damn, dude, I was like, it was just one person except for fifties does it though it's a if you even So, they made a music video for Retroactively and they're not in it, but it's a really cool music video and it was uploaded like a little over a year ago, and the entire comment section is just what I've been echoing that they're like, this is obviously obviously most of the people in a common section of a video is gonna be it's like, that is not true

at all, that that is not even true. That's what I'm saying. Specifically, music is often not that terrible, right, But that's not even what I'm saying. What I'm saying is specifically, it's not they're just saying, oh, I like this song, it's wow, highly underrated. Like there is people that are echoing, echoing the same sentiment, saying that this was one of those bangers. It was a diamond in the rough, right, because everybody knows that later his albums were fucking ass. But then,

yeah, you can still put out one or two good tracks. There's a lot of people that like that fucking song that sounded like old Eminemua we made you. It was the same type of vibe where it's like I'm just gonna be goofy and wacky, and shit like it had that same you know you remember that stupid ass song, right yeah, and it had the chick singing

in the chorus. Yeah, can if you can bring this back to what we were talking about before a little bit, because he brought up the Sistine Chapel, like that's also some great achievement, like said, there you go, that's that's what that there it is, that's it. That's fun I just I just did that in like I just did in five seconds and that's like already like twenty percent of the way there. So like I just I don't. I don't get it. I just don't. I don't people I

don't respect that much. You know. It's funny. Yeah, that probably is the base of what is actually what is under the actual painting itself. Yeah, like if you erase, if you like, erase the layers, you would you would just you would just find this eventually. That'd be crazy. All right, let's get onto let's get into questions. Even me and I respect Christians at all, but that's crazy. Race all right to rolling

thunder rode in. He says, hello you, lovely Starks. My question is if there is any little thing you guys do in real life that you got from video games. For me, whenever I pick anything up, when I pick up anything handheld at work, I inspect it, like the first time pick up of a new gun in an FBI. That's funny. The idea of just like that isism. That's definitely tism. I'm sure there's something though, Like I'm sure I've picked up something some weird mannerism from a video

game that I'm not entirely acutely aware of. But it's, uh, I don't know. If I go I don't know. Oh yeah, I definitely have one. It's it's relatively the same as far as not inspecting anything. But if I find something that I've been looking for or something like, say, my my earbuds, like these fucking things will sometimes just walk off somewhere and then I'll find it, and the first thing that naturally comes is a shepherd. You a lot of times when shepherd mass effect was pick up some

animal, he'll go nice and like it. Just I say it automatically. I just go nice, like try too. But it's it's it's almost the same thing. But because I've been playing Gears of War, I'm playing Gears of War forever. But like every now, like he'll he'll say nice too, They'll go nice, you know, like it it's nice. It's so stupid, But I think that every time I every time I pick something off the ground, I think that I don't do it, but I think it.

That is so true, because like there is even nice like when you when you when you reload perfectly to yeah nice, or like when I like when you fuck up the reload come on and he starts fucking well, oh well, I mean those well we did a we're gonna do episodes about it. But I mean Gears of War might be coming. Yeah, we should at least mention that. We should at least mention it. We'll mention it. Uh, there's plenty of people more suited to talk about this stuff with

going far more in depth. But like that ship is fucking crazy and I hope it has happened. Question. But for me, whenever, whenever, I so, whenever I pick up something that can be used as a weapon, I back it whatever. Like it's like the same thing. Like it's like when I pick up my knife from like I do a little flair, I do a little stab at the air. I'm like a little stab at the air, like right before you're cooking, you just and then you start

chopping it twice, put it away? Why that right? And then just piss starts leaking out of her. You just start your staggering. Just pisses just leaking all out of her. Why that'd be crazy. Sometimes sometimes that replaces your blood. It becomes a piss coated pistols. Sometimes I think about I don't know, was it Tecan? Was it the early Tecans? Or

Oh I just realized that bought technic but I didn't download it. Uh was it the early Tecans that had like when you would die or when you would lose the fight, it would do the the triple echo you know that definitely? No, but I think they would do the the replay and that's it. Oh no, they would they would do the triple. No, they would do a triple. There there was a triple. It depended on what

it was like. I think if it was a if you got a counter or something, there was a there was a stipulation just like if you if you if both if both lives, if you had like a little less than ten percent HP both of you, and if you beat the person, the announcer says, great because like it because it's anyone's game, right, like pretty much any any punch will take like about ten percent, and so it's

like who's gonna win? And then if you win, great, And then the triple thing was I think if if you just did a actual super move, if I if there's a stipulation for it to do the triple thing. But you're right Teken three, Yeah, so I no streets, you do

the echo or you're like ooh, ooh, oh oh those Kyle. I remember specific I remember specifically, and I don't remember why I remember this so vividly, but it's like and it's just like I think it was, like I think it was like fucking like Yoshi Mitsu dying in Tech and two I swear or something like that. But it's been buried in my mind ever since. So every time I see somebody, like every time somebody gets knocked if I'm watching a fight or like even just like a fight compilation and somebody gets

knocked out, I think of that sound. So, whoever is that voice has permanently impacted the way I view people failing. Now I got to hear every death in techan see who you're who you're referring to. It's like, oh, it might not be taken. It sounds like it's I feel like it's techne. I feel like that's the game that I played the most fighting

wise, and it's the one that I committed most to memory. So it would be weird for like some random thing for like Marl versus Capcom or Street Fighter to stick with me more than And I think it's the only one that has that triple thing. I think you're definitely right. You can't think of any other I can't think about another fighting game that has the triple thing. I think the best death like replays now well it's replays, but it's like

when you actually kill them, there's like a boom, boom boom. It would just be yeah, this three in a row. I know three had it for sure because I actually didn't play that much techn too. I had the first two Tekeands I played a little bit, and three was the one that I just I was completely consumed in, and I remember the triple thing and a lot of things. I just that fucking announcer guy. I love

that dude. It's the way he was saying certain people's uh certain people's names, like a mochagin, you go mokea gin like he said it in a weird like, not even the way that you know the period is like gin, but no, he says, in a way where it starts going up. He's like mochagin. And I'm like, I like, I played two more, but like that game is crazy crazy. I've heard a lot about how insane it is. I'll get to it. I'll get to it.

Get to it eventually. There's a moment. There's moments right because the second is the only fighting game that's happens in right for some reason. In Second everyone speaks their native tongue, but everyone understands everyone else, which is the most insane ship ever. I like, there's moments where like I forgot the boxer name Chris, wherever his name is, Jack, whoever his name is. He's talking to King and King is roaring in response back, and it's

the most insane ship ever. It's like, we got to get past these guys. He's like, and I'm like, King, no one has ever talked about that. He And what's crazy is that kid in the third one is a guy. I was a regular dude in the second one so all of a sudden, he just loses his language and starts roaring when he puts the mask, and I'm like, what is this? Yeah, he's the mask. Like it's completely k fab Like it's one of those things like wrestling

where they won't break character no fucking matter what. Like that's always back in the day. They just always costplaying a Jamaican person for fucking ten years that I thought he was Jamaican. Kobe Kings is not Jamaican even slightly. This is a black guy. That is very true that he didn't Yeah, yeah now, And I was like, yeah, that's right, that's right. Yeah, he's much regular. You know how hard I rooted for him. And when I found that out, I was like, I feel so betrayed.

Yeah right, you're a black you have his TJ lie about that is not real. You could have just not lied, bro, It's already on your team. Bro. I was alright, So that's next. Next question Jacko asking Chris Avat to sing my Way, As Vegeta wrote in uh, he says, Hey, long Dick, why Dick and Chris? Has there ever been a time when this podcast has bled into your lives outside of the

snark tank for me. I can't watch the opening cut scene for Halo Infinite anymore because I just think about master Chief shitting up his own back when fighting atriarchs like a baby fighting a gorilla. Keep the hucks common. I don't even know if we have an answer to this question. I just love the I just love this idea of that's amazing. Halo's ruined because I can only imagine Master chiefs shitting up his own so crazy. I give himself a fucking

skunk stripe up his fucking middle of his back. Dude, I need a wet nap, I need changed. What do you do? I'm going back to hand of my dipe. Do you mind telling me what you're doing in that hour, sir? Wiping this ship off my back, like if we're a diaper on the outside though, because like it doesn't work, but he still has a diaper on the outside. He gives him, gives him peace, you know, it gives him, Yeah, he feels secure, It keeps his speaker tightened. Yeah, just like, what are you doing?

Reminds me of back? Uh? Carry on? What do you say after that? I don't know the question, does it? Has there ever been a moment where the where this uh bleed, where the show bleeds into your lives. Of course, for me, the only thing I can think of really is that I don't know what I've talked about off air and on air, Like I don't know. Like sometimes I'll be I'll have I'll be telling

a story and I'm like, did we already talk about this? And I won't remember if I told it to you on the podcast or if it was something that we said in private that happens on the show. Sometimes it will be like did we talk about this before and we did? Or like did we talk about this before and that we did, we didn't even though we're sure we did. It's more stuff like that, But I don't think it's

anything I don't know like the show hasn't. I wouldn't say it's blended in my life like that because I usually forget everything that we fucking say the second word on record PP. There's there's definitely some I know, there's some stuff. There's references. Probably I just can't there's nothing off the top of my head right now, but for sure because we I do that with regular television shows where it bleeds into other shit and then we have all these ends.

Me and Jojo have all these inside jokes and stuff like that, And I'm sure stuff like that with the podcast happens too, but not as often because you know, she doesn't listen regularly. She listens every once in a while, and so I can't even if there's something that happened. I can't really she may not know what I'm talking about and then I have to explain it.

She like fuck it whatever. But uh, there's definitely I don't know, there's some funny shit, like I think I will say, Uh, Joel's death in the last most part two is is not sad at all. It's it's it's pretty hilarious because of just thinking about him, the way we disrespect him. I would say that's probably something that it is just him just it's just a joke to me. It's not even it's not even an iconic moment that that end shot Uncle Ben is is so much like I still love

it. I know, I know it's sad. I know, I know, I know Cliff Robertson and Tary McGuire do a good job in that scene, but like, I just think about all the ways that we've disrespected that scene over the years, Peter, I'm shitting up my own back. Peter's a very serious problem where I met. I respect everything. That's the thing. I have no respect for anything because everything I make fun of I make

fun of like every single thing that comes out. So like now I'm just like, damn, I've made jokes about every single thing I've like, I can't I can't watch us like I can't watch a serious moment in televisions, and I start making jokes about somebody being like, hey, you know what really fixed this situation? The other guys shot a nice ephen bowl of pith on his body, and it's just like, God, everything's a joke.

Yeah, with Lily, because Lilian's living around me now, so everything's becoming a joke to her too, So like her brother tells and we're like, oh man, I got dumb today, and she starts making she starts laughing at him because everything is funny now. Coping mechanism. I'm sure to deal with that. I'm it could happen. I I yeah, that that makes

sense. It's it's that is so funny to me though, because it's like the very notion of it, the very idea, So it basically implies that you've brainwashed this woman into like out, not even brainwasher, you've indoctrinated her out outside of her emotions. But she can't feel anything now, she's not anymore. She's who she she once was, someone that no longer is there. Do you think that old Lily would fight, would fight new Lilian winn

No, we get destroyed by Lily. Yeah? Yeah, Lily would grab the blade, she would talk only would like grab her and she'd be like you fool and toold jug you, but you fell for it. Huh that she'd make a joke about her and I'd be like, that's hilarious, that is pretty I've fallen so far, falling so far. All right, let's see, let's see, let's se let's see, let's see. Oh okay, I haven't read this one, but it seems promising. I live in

Philly, and everything you guys said is true. Also, look up Kensington Beach two fifteen on Instagram. They wrote it said hello hello gay, gay and gayist. This might be better suited for an extra AMMO, depending on how in depth you want to take it. But in a recent episode, you guys briefly discussed what Donald Trump's Mortal Kombat move set would be Now I want to see more fighting games move sets for more and more ridiculous characters.

Could anyone could be, could be anyone you guys think of in a fighting game, Mortal combas street Fighter, Smash, et cetera. The more ridiculous, the better. It's not a bad idea. Isn't a bad idea. I feel like that could easily turn into something. It will be an extra ammo. And I think it should just surround uh people that we creators, that we know. I want them to be like a YouTube combat like a content creator fighter, a creator class. Yeah yeah, yeah, like an

actual an actual creator class. That's brilliant. That's brilliant, you low key low key yeah. I think that's a great idea. I think that's a great name. I think we'll, uh, we'll get the ball rolling on that. We'll see how that goes. I just want to and I wanted to have factions. I wanted I want to just one to have like a lot of characters will have factions, and they'll be like, we're gonna build a story, Like we're gonna build a story, like an in universe story.

We're gonna use these people in their real lives. We're gonna use these real people in their real lives, and their real names and the real social scurity numbers, everything, every all the information that it's about them that is real, we're going to use, and we're gonna use it in our video game. But we're going to base an entire entirely new lore around the game to give them a reason to fight, you know what I mean. So

we're gonna have Taste Sunday. We're gonna have Jack's films. Obviously, we're gonna have uh Boogie to Night and eight, We're gonna have Ray William Johnson. We're going to have it's gonna be great. We're gonna have a great character action fighter. I just realized how disrespectful that sounds to Jack. I don't I didn't mean to put him in with a bunch of crazy people,

but like he was just the second person that came to mind. I think I think that'd be a great idea, And ironically, we're definitely gonna do that for an extra am. I think it's a great idea. So is gonna be in there and he's gonna have like assist you know, like these dudes that are just sucking his girl. Yeah, he actually can't attack without assists. He has these black dudes next to him fighting for him. That'd

be amazing. It's like chapter two. Yeah, like you know Claire, she sends the zombie and the dog and the It's like it's like Little Red riding Hood with the fucking gang of people. Oh yeah, yeah, Babyhood, dude. I love that. I actually well know, yeah, I'm gonna get baby hoo tattooed on me. And I was thinking about I should get the whole back piece of those those bounty hunters, those buff ass fucking dudes. Let's see what's crazy. Another question that I want to that I

want to read, but I don't think we'll answer. I just want to acknowledge this because it's it's kind of ties into what we just answered. But beat beat on my metover and he says, hello, come boys. Was talking about finding finding games got me thinking, if you guys were to create a star tank fighting game, who would be in the roster of the stages, the super moves, et cetera. Thank you for giving me a break on my u from my monotony every week. So I think that that could

be part of that conversation, I think. But absolutely characters be the main characters. We all the guests, so music fucking thing, Well, no, no, no, it can't. It can't be everybody then, because that just kind of bleeds into what we're what the other thing is. If it's just us, if it's just three, could that work? Probably not that munn for that. We should do a beat them up game where it's US three, and then we'll and then build like that and maybe some secret

characters will be some guests or some ship I don't know. We want of secret characters in there. We'll get piss coin, Lily. I want to do a fuckingk and you know, like the Marvels capcom Hadukes Superduken where it's like a huge stream. I just want to be like this huge stream of piss, just like it is. It is. It is such a it is such a big and forceful stream of piss that it's going through the jenes

and it's still enough pressure to knock people down. You guys ever see Cyclopes games At that moment, you were just pissed straight through your g listeners. Go look up us. Cyclops is his hyper optic blast because like his fucking beam is almost as large as the screen itself. It is so ridiculous that movie is that, it's so fucking stupid. I love how he has to show you can optic blast. That was always my crazy bam. And then one little shoot at the end, I was like, fuck, I like

Cyclopes, dude. I grew up loving Cyclops and I didn't know he was lame until well later in my life than everybody. I always thought it was lame until X Members street Fighter. I was like Cyclopes and then and then there he is in the cover shaking hands with Reu and I'm like, oh fuck. And then his move set was actually pretty cool, and I'm like, you know what, I like cy Cops now. But no, he was always good. He was the he was the he was cock blocking Wolverine.

I'm like, brouh, you mean wolver was cursing on his fucking bullshit. Don't get me wrong, I like Wolverine more. I like Wolverine a lot as well, but I like I like good guys. I almost like disliked good guys. Wolverine's a good guy, but he's a cunt. Yeah, he's he's he's the he's a real person. That's the thing. He's like a which is like people on average, there's like they're short, they're angry, they've had the short end of the stick. You got experimented on.

Wouldn't you be a cut dude if you were like you had that type of bad luck. So I'd just be like you fucking Knit, you know, liked yo. You know he always calls Scott watch out four eyes. He's he's no good for you, Gene. He's a bitch ass Knit. He's a bitch ass nigga. I'll just say he'll say soft ay, he won't be I'm sorry, I grew up, he says. Nigga. He says nigga. He's like, my apologies. Who's black? And that? He says, Well, I don't think over he does discriminate because he's he's

he's piped down all those girls. He don't discriminate. He's just giving it out. He's just he's tossing whoever can catch it. Bro every generation. He's just the yo, Hey you want some pipe ro fuck you better than that African nigga? Oh my god, damn Wovere. You're talking a lot of it about black panther, Black who black? Who I don't want to, No nigga, n I don't know, black nigga, Get the funk out of here. You want to fucking yeah, you have animan on your

claws, on your on the ends of your fucking cute ass nails. That's cute I have. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, we're drinking. If this almost if the start tank was designed, if the Stark tank designed, and your weapon in Halo, uh good good, just keep going Halo, it would just be the needler, except Chris would name it the N Wordler's stupid. That is so funny. But yeah, stupid. Yeah, sure, that's bad as What would it do just like put a bunch of seems

like it's a bunch of a bunch of niggas. There's a bunch of niggas in there. That's crazy. I have the I have the perfect what it would do to you? Okay, what watermelon stratono and then you turn into a black person? Ah, that's all right, that's so. That's that's sae. That is that's insane even for that universe. That's such an elderly racism. Yeah all right, you're just shooting an elite and elites like black man standing there a black human and he's like, what happened? What happened?

Stupid? You're like mister elite. He's like I was. I was a whole different thing a few seconds ago. What's going on? I guess dog would react to seeing, and it's to seeing. Do you think, curgy? How do you think? Courage? The cowardly dog would explain nine to eleven to use this in Muriel, I remember, remember who turned into the fucking building? And he blow up? The blow up? I love it. I love that his language is shape shifting. I love that he

shape shifts as a part of his language. But he can't, like he can't really, but he can speak. He can because he said the things I do full of you know, he says, though he says, that is not him speaking, That is him conveying to us. I think that's him speaking. I like to think that that's the only thing that he can say and his actual no, no, no, don't know, speak don't know, but it's not him really speaking. No, no, no, you misunderstand. I understand what you're saying. Like he's conveying to us.

It's like we're reading his mind in some way. But I believe in universe. He is also shape shifting while he is well, and then he becomes a plane for three frames and then he goes back to being like a yammer. I think at some point, like if Courage was able to live his entire life, I think he would eventually just be able to shape shift into a into a person who knows how to calmly explain the situation. And I think that's what that I think. I think, what will happen eventually?

Eventually? Eventually, eventually he'll get to a point where kind of there's a demon outside and he's going to kill us, and then we'll shape shift back into a dog. And how we got here, I have no idea what

because I thought about I thought about trying to explain. I thought about trying to explain, like how would I explain an alien becoming a black person, like instantly after getting shot with that stupid weapon that kicks and described, and I just kind of flashed into the state of like I would have to just

hysterically encourage the cowardly dog explain. And then I thought about, like how would he explain, Like how would he explain January sixth, Like would he shape shift into would he shape shifted and Donald Trump, and it'd be like, yeah, maybe of smaller courages. Approaching one regular courage in a copsuit on steps, he turns into he turns into he turns into Ashley Babbitt exploding, uh off a wall. That's crazy. I didn't even remember that name.

That that's yeah, that's the name. Yeah. They got a headshot multiplier on that one man. That's that's that was fucking That was crazy. Determination do you think the guy after that was like nice? Yeah, yeah, you nice. Look at that motherfucker's head. It's good. Let's go. Let's go. That name that I read before about the Halo weapon being made, except I would call it the N wordler or whatever. I'm not reading that name again. He wrote, dear middle aged middle class and just

playing mid God damn. My question is with the super Bowl with the yeah, I guess you must have who's middle? Am I middle class? I want to know mid I don't know, I don't know. I don't like. A lot of it is a lot of it is a lot of not nice. With the super Bowl being this month, which video game characters would you recruit in a space jam like scenario to save the earth. To make it interesting, let's say the contest is in two parts, regular American football

and hardcore gay power bottoming. All right, that's ridiculus. We're getting crazy. Uh, they have to be. They have to be total champions in both arenas. I like the idea football. Yeah, let's keep it the football. It's easy, Augustus Cole obviously, yeah, easily. What's crazy? You know it's crazy? There are I really feel like there are D

and D monsters that are not as strong as coal. Like I feel like there are strong D and D creatures that Coal would beat the like could Like, I feel like if he thought of Albert by him himself with a rock, well, you give him like a rock that's about the size of his hand, then he can lift up and slam on it. I think he'll

kill the alb before it kills him. He might like lacerations, but I feel like the only way that Albert would win is if it crushed him, like I've seen some people do. Like I've seen some people use the Albear like a fucking media torpedo, And I was like, that ship is game ruining, dude. The creativity so fucked because you just large and larger Albert. Haven't jump on somebody and it doesn't insane amount of damage. It's it's I think it's the most damage in the game, crushing somebody with Albert.

I think it's we like damage per like not Catholic a spell. You just jump land on it and you're like, oh, I did like seventy damage to six people. Yeah, it just keep doing it. But yeah, Cole would definitely who else be Okay, So if we care talking about American football, I think age in twenty seven or forty seven. You say Agent seven twenty seven got his name from hod It's me. I want to live.

I want to live in a fucking universe. It's Agent. Well, actually, no, Agent forty seven might be a good thing to have because he we've established that he's he's good at everything except being a decent part, Like he can't be a normal part. Like he's really good at at mimicking everybody to the point where he could just play the part. He could play the part convincingly of a really good football player and do well Like Tom Brady.

Yeah, yeah, he would be able to will dress up as Tom Brady, start kissing his son and ship and they get ready to play and everybody, yeah, yeah, it should it should be for our team. It's it's Coltrane and then Tom Brady, but it's clearly aged forty seven, like it's just a baldman. It is is a baldman with a fucking our coat on his back who doesn't speak at all, and it's it just says Tom Brady. He doesn't even put on his help. He doesn't, you

know, he doesn't. He doesn't need it, he doesn't need it. He's a flawless football player. I love that. I think I think sack Boy, I think sack Boy should be there because here's here's what I'm thinking. I think sack Boy can you can probably make the ball out of him, and then you kind of get yourself, you kind of get yourself a little. There is that is that cheating? That's that's just it's space jam.

The whole thing is cheating. The whole thing is you think it's you think it's You don't think it was a calculated decision to put the rapist from a clockwork orange in the front row fucking seats at that like court side, at that loud Tunes game, as like a distraction tactic to be like, why the fuck are they aren't they addressed to cut where they rape Lebron James. They just they raped him out his shoes bro right, like it was going on, he was raping him and his shoes flew flew off. I

love the idea. I really liked the idea of them addressing it in some way, Like I like the idea of like Bugs Bunny turning to death like there's no music or anything. It just cuts to music. It cuts to bugs and Daffy and Bugs is like that was like rapist from those are those the Yeah there's the rapists? No, there's not even Yeah, there's no character there. It's a real moment of it's sincere moment a Bugs Bunny being like are those the rapists? From a clockwork orange in the front? And

then it cuts back to like the the Shenanigans. That would have been sick as fun. That actually I would have appreciated that for real. It would have been the only good thing about that movie, because that god damn movie was Yeah, wow, were two more people, Yeah, like two more people would like Blitz. Yeah, let's see hmmm. I think honestly, it's just muscly and she's very Carlac's great. That's great. You need to need food to Carlac though, you need food, Carla, all right,

okay, pipe on her with the pipe. You just slapped someone. You guys know how you guys know how poison is? Uh is technically trends in a in a street fighters and stop stop. Yeah, yeah, well technically yes she is. Yeah, if you go to final fight and yes, technically that's true. You're you're you're you're saying, you're saying facts. But I disagree. Well, I mean you get yeah, because he beat off to her a lot. Now you're ashamed. I went back to Street out

of four and I found her her food mod. Dude, it is so funny. It is the biggest penis on earth. It is her is her thing, her penis or it's just it's just it's just a huge It just it looks like it's so big. It's almost like if you grabbed a Nathan hotdog and put it up to the screen, like it's so big. It's I'm like, bro, why is it so big? It's the funniest. Like anyway, I got another one. I got another one, I got another one who we got blinks the time sweeper. Well, you would cheat,

Blinks would cheat the rewind the game. Can uh all right, this is getting kind of weird. You know what would do? Blinks would stop time and have people injure the other same teammates. He would like he would like, stop time, go grab the regular quarterback when the whole team is about the dog pile of the other team's quarterback and they all land on that guy, so they all cripple their own quarterback. And but he's like, I don't know how he got there. That's insane. I hope he's the

last to run into the hospital. Blink freezes time, so he is insigne the ambulance and that's crazy. So it's him and then Private Allen, not Keith David's character, Private Private Allen, the one he's directing. Yeah, yeah, not even any of the iconic characters franchise. It's just Private Out franchise has and you chose wanre quarterback. Yeah, I want Private Quarterback, Private Allen. Yeah, and Keith David as himself from Saints for as the

coach. So we haven't made exact I believe in you. Private Out, I'm keeping I'm keep David hit the Showers, Tom Brady. That is how that is how coaches talk to their That is that is how coaches talk to their team. It's like, guys, it's my name is this Showers. My name is Andy Reid. The super bowls today? Remember they also read good game. The super Bowl is today. Just fucking give me the most obvious information possible. It is a Wednesday. Let's uh, let's move into

uh oh yeah, so this is another PS from that guy. It's like, PS, I started subscribing and listening on account of my cute boyfriend Scottie, who would absolutely blush if he heard you read that, Chris. So there you go. I hope he's blushing. Uh. If not, I demand a fucking I demand more money. I demand a lot more money from you. If he's not blushing, give me one of your vest and give up one of your paychecks. You can, you can part with one of

them, fine prize, find the most can. You don't imagine donating a paycheck to anyone and really deserves it. It's so fucking like your priority everything. It's just the entire thing. Hey, hey, asshole, you forgot to sign it and you got to send it back. Oh man, all right, physical paychecks. Yes, yeah, you gotta rip the little things off. You gotta sign that bitch ancient ship. So I'm a little confused. I'm a little confused by this question. Honestly, Spank Sinatra and bing

comesby. It's good. I like that. They said, hello, think comes to me. It's really good. Hello. Insert mildly racist names here. Yeah, yeah, we're good. Uh papah yeah, first time writer, a longtime listener. Keeping it simple, would y'all rather give the first

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my face. Like that's the joke, that's the joker organ origins. He went crazy after that, That's what happened. He busted so hard and he went and then he like after he started laughing like just maniacally, after his fucking face got ripped over by the coup and then the he just like now he has the white makeup to represents get came on, that is great. Comes on, that's so freaking maniacal. Oh, let's get the let's get the hell out of here. I can't even I can't abide by that.

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