#205: Vince McMahon is a DEMON

Day. Look, he's day. Look, he's it day. Look he's Vince McMahon shit on someone. Uh, what what is this? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what this is. I heard about it in writing. It was in someone's name. It was in someone's name in the credits. Their name was like Vince McMahon shit on a woman or something. And I don't know what that means. He's too strong.

Uh, it means a lot, it means. It is one of the craziest things because Vince McMahon's been in a lot of lawsuits over the years, and he's done a lot of payouts and all this shit to sweep things on the rug because he's clearly a degenerate. I mean, there's a segment in the WWE where his wife Linda is in a wheelchair essentially like comatose, and he's like just making out with one of the other WWE divas just in front of her, Like no matter if it's fucking scripted or not, it's just

a wild thing to do. And it's like, imagine what he's doing behind the scenes if he's doing this shit on the camera. And then it goes even deeper because he's doing shit in front of people that work with him, like with this lawsuit, this recent lawsuits connected to so what we don't know. We can only even fucking imagine. So this chick, she's down on

her luck and this is during the pandemic. When I first heard about this lawsuit, I thought it was like decades ago or something like something that just got propped up with the Statute of Limitation thing that New York did. They were like, hey, they gave people an opportunity. I thought it was

something like that. No, this was just a few years ago, and this guy got her in touch with Vince mick mahon because she needed money, She needed money to take care of her family or some shit like that doesn't really matter the origin. But he fucking took her under his wing and essentially pimped her out to everyone ungodly things like shitting on her and what have you. And it was in front of people, people that are adjacent to him, this guy. It doesn't matter who these people are. Well, this

is all to be fair. To be fair, this is all alleged in the lawsuit. It is you can say alleged as much as you want. It is alleged but the thing is the text messages that are accompanying this is like smoking gun shit, but it's still alleged. And the craziest part of this is the text messages. Vince McMahon is almost eighty years old and he's texting like he's sixteen, Like it's the horniest, craziest shit you've ever seen, And you're like, that's why I thought this was a long time ago.

I was thinking, Oh, like, surely he was talking he was sixty. Yeah, it's cutarly sixteen and then nineteen forties, where the fucking was Yeah, text things in the nineteen forties with his Morse code or something. It's I wanted. I forgot to pull up preemptively the text messages because I wanted to read some of the excerpts from this shit, Like there's one that is you got time to pull you got time to pull it up. I can't believe, Like I read that and I thought it was I thought

it was just adic. Look, our comment sections, our Patreon credits are full of ridiculous shit, right, It's very difficult. Like every now and again you'll hear something that kind of sounds true and you'll be like, wait a minute, is that real? And you'll look it up and it's either not or like an occasion on occasion, like five percent ten percent of the time, Oh it's real. That's crazy. This was one of those things where it's like, I don't know what to make of this because I don't

know wrestling enough. I don't know if it's enough. Huh. Most of the time they're not lying to us. Most of that is fair, Okay, I'm let's see. So so this is weird because it almost starts off as a a email where it says r E as in like reply I think, because you know when it like when you reply, it says the R E colon. This just says reply your last picture. You need, you

need. I'm gonna try to relate this with men. You need your you need your panties ripped off, and three big black dicks and all three holes at the same time, way up your pussy and way up your ass as far as they will go, but even farther, and the thickest cock goes down your throat, so it makes you gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away, and it feels like from the start you're being assaulted. But it's made you come non stop, he continues, just one continuous,

constant orgasm. And just before you pass out, those big black dicks squirt their loads of come inside you as you lay on your stomach to come is coming out of all of your holes. I'll turn you over and jack off all over you. He's a poet, man, He's a poet. That sounds like what I hear. That sounds like what you hear and time. So yeah, yeah, it doesn't sound like this man is. It is seventies, right, he's like ship love. Vince McMahon, dog, I'm

sorry. You guys are trying you guys are you're I know you're trying to defame him, right, but he just sounds more late the more you describe it, you are out of your fucking He sounds like Hunter Biden, you know, like Biden probably would have the wildest part. Yeah, Vince McMann and Hunter Biden would throw a craze party. That's it this way, saying, I would be one hundred percent in agreement if this guy didn't make her do a bunch of ship that he pimped her out. He assaulted the claims.

There's claims that you know she was saying no, and he was like, no means yes. Well it's a claim, right, Like no means yes. Look, I'm saying that people take terms when I say allegedly, I'm I'm all. All I'm doing is covering us. That's that's literally when we're talking about this interpersonally outside of the show, we're not saying alleged, of course, but I say me saying a claim covered, it's a claim. I'm not saying I'm saying someone has claimed, right, Like, it's

just it's it's it's implied. Uh. But yeah, the the the rape and sexual assault, Like if that wasn't a part of it, if it was just like, oh, this is a disgusting human being that likes this wild ship. It to me, Vince McMahon would be the goat. He'd be the greatest of all time. Unfortunately it's coupled with that ship. Because I wish these text messages were just that, like consensual, wild, disgusting sex, because this is I'm telling you as a have y'all ever written anything

close to this like sex? Have you guys sexted? Right? You guys have sexed before? Right? But it wasn't it wasn't this. I didn't have his girlfriend that was not as wild as this. But she wrote essays essentially like Vince McMahon, which it is funny. And I think that's why I think this is extra funny because the way that he writes, it's the longest text messages I've ever seen. There, they're so long. That is

not the longest trade. That is actually a short one. And I've had an experience of romance novel type of text messages is and I'm like, uh, yeah, that's hot. I fuck your pussy, you know what I

mean? Like I hate I hated sexting, I despised sexing. I just I'm not and it ship because as soon as I start writing, I feel like immediately I turned into Fabio. You know, if you remember Fabio guys, that fucking romance, that guy, he was the sex symbol in the nineties, buff long hair and he's like, oh and you hat that. I can't believe it's not butter commercial and shit, and all the women want to fuck him, but everybody would think he's a clown. Nowadays they would

look at him and be like, who the fuck is this guy? And that's how I feel when i'm writing, I feel like a fucking clown, like a romance novel clown. Certainly that's my problem, can't that's my problem.

Yeah, My my issue is like I'm too I'm too much of a grammar nazi for it, because because if I see, if I like, I've I've been sexing before and someone has has written, like they'll send something to me and it'll be like a like even if it's just like one sentence and there is like there's like a like a spelling error and it bothers the hell out of me, and you're just like, yes, like I can't, you can't, you can you can't, you can't you can't proofread this

ship? Yeah, no, no, I don't know. It's it's it's weird, like I don't know, Yeah, I've sex it and it's all cringe like it's it's immediately after, immediately after you are done with that conversation. It is all cringe like nothing age is worse than a sex thing conversation

like it's it's immediate milk the second it shows. Yeah, I don't sex anymore because I'm just like I don't I don't want to, Like, well, you also live with there's that there would it would be it would be quite frankly insane if you sexed like I mean, it would make that upset. It would either it would either be insane or you'd be a cheater. Is what is what that would be? Outside the door? Yeah, I'd be very up Is it hot for anybody or is it just me? Now?

I'm playing feeling pretty good? I'm feeling pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, you might need to just uh the temperature in your apartment or something like that, like maybe put it cut your ac on for a little bit. I can barely see anything. It's really warm. You feel all right?

Sure? Yeah? Okay, all right, I want if I'm pretty sure Vince is fucked, I just want to say I think this is kind of even though this is all alleged because he he he's beaten a lot of us stuff before, but there's nothing there hasn't been anything this extensive, and there's other people involved that are It's looking like this might be the one that actually

where Vince McMahon might stay away for good. Because even like a year or so ago he stepped down from their WWE but then pull the fast one and since he was like majority shareholder. He inserted himself back into the mix. And so it's one of those things where I don't think he's actually going away. And people, you need to read the rest of these you you have, it's the wildest ship I'll send you. Yeah, I have one that where the ship's all compiled. I'll put in the chat. But uh yeah,

and maybe I'll even put this imager. Did he give ownership to Triple h Uh? No, Triple H is I think the COO. He's still not the he's not the chairman. Uh. But there's a guy that is actually higher than I think him. I forget his name. He's some just some standard white guy. You know how they you know how they look. It's sucking. It's just some guy. He came from the entertainment industry. He knows what he's doing. Blah blah blah. I don't know who the

fuck he is. But uh, if he's still there and the other other people that are still there, uh Johnny Lauren iis or whatever the fuck, there's some people them still be in the industry means that Vince mcmahonnon still has

this fingers in there. But I feel like this might be the thing that it'll be gone, and then wrestling will immediately get better in the WWE because everything that is not surrounded by Vince McMahon is a good product and every time Vince gets his hands on it, because Vince likes giant, sweaty men, like he's not gay as far as I'm concerned, but as far as like

for a while, and people probably don't even remember that watch wrestling. This was way back in the day, like pretty much almost pre Attitude Error or just during where he was doing body building competitions, there was buff, sweaty naked men posing like in between wrestling matches and that shit failed horribly, but

that's what he was really into. So it's one of those things that he would always bring the biggest, giantest, musciest, greasiest people and they sucked dick at wrestling and it was just bad product if you were into that type of shit. And so yeah, I'm actually looking forward to him going down because fuh but uh I will. I feel like I want to see what happens if I I'm gonna send this text message, Oh you're oh he's actually

read ship He's pretty good man. Can I can if someone talked about me like that, I guess, but like also the same time, like, holy the girl seems like a piece of meat. My phone around to a bunch of did so he he shot on this woman? Allegedly he he did. That's what she she says, and in front of people, so he shot on Like because that to me, that's the craziest thing because obviously there's some people that are into like ship porn and stuff, but to also do

it in front of your peers, it's like I could never. Yeah, I have a hard time pissing on a girl in front of my home. Me's I would have girl alone like on my own. Man, you stft, Can I ask you unrelated question? Yeah? When you ask ask you guys an unrelated question. Did you see did you see this video of of Larry David attacking Elmo on the Today Show? I gotta tell you that was the goat ship goat status. That was amazing. No, no, this

is yesterday. This happened yesterday. I got this Larry David, I retweeted it. I think it's on my Twitter, but like it's it's Larry David. I guess Elmo was on the Today Show because like Elmo had that viral tweet about where he went. Where he went, he was like, hey, just checking in, you know, how's everybody doing? Do you remember that, Like a couple of days ago, he had like that tweet where he's like, hey, just checking in, almost just checking in, and

everybody was like, He's like, hey, how's it doing. Everybody was like, it's really bad out here, Almo. It's really fucking scary. I can't you know, I can't afford rent groceries or skyrocketing. I have to work three jobs just to afford what a single person could afford on a part time job in the fucking forties. I'm having a rough time out here, Elmo. And then Elmo goes like, Wow, it'll be It'll be okay. And so he went on the Today Show or some morning show with

his dad. I guess Elmo has like a dad puppet down. Wow. I forgot about that. I totally forgot about that. But so he's on the Today Show with his dad and it's like they're just interviewing him, and then the camera cuts away to Al Roker, who's about to give the weather. Right, I think it's Al Roker. I hope, I hope it

is otherwise I'm racist. And then it cuts but then like it cuts the alt local for two seconds and then it cuts back to Elmo and Larry David is just suddenly there mauling him, mauling Elmo, assaulting, like straight up that his mic is distorted and everything. He's like ah ah ah like and it's I can't get over it, just because the speed at which he'd like he's not there, it cuts away, it cuts back. He's there. That means he sprinted towards Elmo like he had no time to walk and saunter

over. Not only is it not a slap, it's not a punch, it's a he claws clawed, He claws his face and then walks away smiling, and then Elmo's like, Emma used to like you or whatever, and then they may apologize immediately afterwards, like consent they were talking about like you shouldn't touch like they were he went off, and I was just like, this is authentic, this is real, this happened, This is Larry David, Like, this is this is everything you could have hoped for happen,

right, like other than him straight up taking his dick out and like fucking the puppet like, that's that's the only thing that I would have liked better. But you can't. You can't win. It is one of the most surreal things I've ever seen because everything, everything, how bad that got every things got out of hand. So it's the fact that it's a claw that

is killing me. Like there's one he's grabs him at first, and there's one moment where he like hits at him, but then there's one moment where he like like predator animal, opens his hand and tries to swipe something away. He fucking Larry like a clothesline. Bamn. What I love about it. What I love about it too, is that Elmo's father is just watching

helplessly. He's never watched his son attack before. He's in shock. But imagine, let's imagine It's it's so much funnier if you imagine like the Muppets as real people, or like the Puppets is real people, because like you have this father watching his toddler get attacked by Larry David. Imagine your son. Imagine Larry David claws your son in the face on live television, and you just have to watch helplessly. You're like, it's it's Larry David.

You probably do. If you attack Larry David, you're going to Mega jail. Yeah you're going to Yeah, you're going to gay Ultra jail. You're in you know the cousins he probably got. You're done. You're going under Bay Under. He's gonna take you to one of those tunnels. Teach you some ship. They're gonna teach you some ship. Hey man. Maybe those conspiracy theorist are right though, because how did Larry David get there so quickly? Is he a sheaf? Is he? Is he? Uh? Is

he? Whatever? Then they say about Jews, whatever expiracy theory he used or something. I think he just used whirlwind sprint. Oh did you cool down a little bit in here? All right? I hope he says, no, never mind, never mind her mind still no, never mind? All right? So warm I had. I can't even remember what I was

gonna say. I had something whirlwind sprint fun from from skyrom Strategies. It's the one that the It's the one that the graveyards teach you when you when you get to high card old sucking those ancient Vince McMahon, you use robes. I wanted to kill those motherfuckers so bad. Yeah, you can, you can. I didn't kill him. I probably went back and did it eventually. I don't know. Actually I don't remember. Actually I don't. I didn't lose too often in that game. I kind of showed respect.

I didn't really murder a lot of people to go back and play that game, dude towards the end. Dude, I'm playing Survival Boat right now, and it's so it's it's pretty fun. But like, yeah, they'll talk about this on the show or no, we talked about a little bit because

somebody mentioned in the credits. I think, yeah, yeah, you didn't explain you playing it though, it's cool, it's it's uh, I don't know, I'm I'm I'm playing Sky but I'm also playing Suicide Squad, so oh right right right right, right right right, yeah, dude, yeah, it's it's it's not good, but it's not nearly as Here's the thing

I would I wouldn't. I couldn't recommend this game to anybody. I could not commend Suicide Squad to anybody, but not because of the game, like it actually, like I feel like I wish there was another game that wasn't Suicide Squad that played almost exactly like this, because it does feel good to move around, it does feel good to shoot. The traversal based combat is actually really good. It just doesn't make sense that it's the Suicide Squad doing

it. I don't know why there's like a loot system in here. It doesn't fit with like the Arkham verse at all. It's it's really dumb. But the biggest thing about it to me is like that makes me like want to tell everybody to avoid it, Like the plague is that it's an always online game that is ostensibly single player, Like there's no justifiable reason for it to be as always online as it is to the point where I will be

in the middle of a cut scene that I'll be enjoying. Actually, like I'll be in the middle, Like the first cut scene I was I was watching, I was like, Oh, this is actually I actually like this, Like it's actually like kind of decently written, it's well paced. I kind of I like this setup. And then disconnected from the servers and then it cuts you out. It kicks you out of the cut scene, and so when you reconnect to the servers, it restarts the whole fucking cutscene.

Again, and it's like, there's no reason for this. This is fucking insane saying that's a zero out of ten as far as I'm concerned. But like playing the game is like fine, it's like a it's like a mid it's like a mid six to like low seven. You know, like it's fine, it's entirely fine. But I couldn't, like I don't know, man, I couldn't. I can't get behind that team doing it. You know, like there's been some motherfuckers on the suicide Squad that like, all

right, yeah they can. They have the one to get rid of the league. They got Zod, they got Toinstro. No, they got people that like, they got people that could really do it. I'm like, all right, you know what, I'm fucking. I'm fucking with this. Yeah, but not King Shark is a threat. He's a threat. I give him that dead shot. King King Shark is also King Shark is also

like the best. King Shark and Boomerang are the are the are the two that I'm Boomerang His character by far out of he's so make some fun, though, make some fun. He's so stupid. He's basically he's a flash villain. And Flash has the least evil villains. Actually they're like really not

bad people. They're not that bad of people. They're very goofy yea, even though even goofy, they're not even like either not evil guys like like Flash cans sit down and really talk about Yo, guys, you're bugging, you know, like come on, let's just let's chill out, and they'll be like, yo, honestly, and I got a little out of hand. I'm sorry you. Grod has this, you know, would have been

dope. If Rod is the only one that's like fucking not good, he does not like people, well, he's just but he's just like, you know, like, hey, me and my my gorilla homies, just trying to you know, do our thing, and you guys suck. I mean, trying to be free, bro. And it's simplification for you. Uh

yeah, no, I I guess that's the whole point of it. Though, right, it's supposed to be absurd that the Suicide Squad would take down the Justice League, Like how in the fuck, It's kind of like the whole arc of it makes sense that Batman could take down the Justice League, or have plans to take down the Justice League because he's Batman, and so it's one of those things where it's like, Okay, I get that, but you think about the Suicide Squad doing it, immediately your mind is how,

And so I guess that's supposed to be intriguing, right, like how would they even pull this off? And so I guess that's why people would

even want to delve into that. But unfortunately, like you even said, Chris, the fact that it's always online, yeah, it just it completely the games that do that, Like say I try to play two K back in the day, you know, a few years ago, and it's one of those things where they'll turn off the fucking servers and you can't even play the the main story that has I'm like, what the fuck is this? I can't even play it anymore. There's there's literally no justifiable reason why this.

Like there are games that obviously World of Warcraft yeah right, mmo, obviously, yeah that should be an always online game, Destiny, where the whole point is that you wander around this free row map and then you know, you run into other players. You're not running into other it's not a

persistent world. There's no I don't I don't know I don't understand the justification for it, and that's like the biggest thing to me, where it's like this, I can't this is objectively like, you should not buy this because if this, if this, if they, if the servers go off for whatever reason, the whole game's gone and you can't even you can't even play it offline. So like, no, you this is a worthless game until

until there's like an offline mode. At that at that point, maybe it's like again like a seventy one on Metacritic or something, you know what I mean, like a I help the game. Uh, they just kind of yeah, I mean they they would be wise to do that. Yeah, but you know so why so from when I've heard, why they do this for games like that in particular is to discourage hacking or not hacking, or even just putting on trainers two for you to get the best shit they want

you to. Like say, I'm assuming, I'm assuming. I don't know if this is true, but since it is a Luda shooter, you could probably buy packs or something to give you shit. I'm assuming probably. Yeah, I'll tell you something. Maybe that's true. I can't find that in the UI because the UI is such a fucking mess. It is so noisy, Like I never want to press pause ever because I never want to open the character stat screen because it's so messy and disorganized and fucking loud. I

don't know. I guess I'm just assuming that would be the only reason, because when you think about it logically, I guess even though it's still illogical no matter what, that you would want to discourage players like me that will just take it offline who has it offline? And I will just you know, I'm not paying you if you're gonna, like, if you're gonna, uh paygate a lot the best shit, or I have to keep orange ing

and grining and all this stuff, I'm be like, fuck you. I'm gonna just do what I gotta do with the trainer or something like that and

have fun with the game. Especially for a game that I don't care about that much, like Suicide Squad. That would be the perfect game for me to do shit like that in. And I wanted to break something up though we're talking about Suicide Squad because this is piggybacking off of We already talked about how overblown the controversy in his and how people are kind of overreacting to some of the stuff, and I keep seeing more and and the they're getting so

like the post that I'm seeing are getting so many likes and so many views, and I don't understand it is hysteria. Like, so I saw there's these bios, right, there's one it shows Lex Luthor has a file on Wonder Woman whatever blah blah blah. Yeah, but there's this one file that apparently dead Shot has and it's his like synopsis of who Jon Stewart is. And one line it says, like, I guess you can call him the

would you call it one of the good ones? Like in quotations and so, which is you know, has racist undertones to it obviously, and some people thought Lex Luthor was saying, like what the fuck? And but then people found out that dead Shots said it, and then I was seeing people being so upset. They're like, how could you put that in there?

Or the disrespect that John Stewart? And I was just like, if it's dead Shot a it makes perfect sense that he would say that, though that you would here's a guy that doesn't play by the rules and sees this other black man that's basically quote unquote pimp for the government, and he's this all American guy and he's like, yeah, he's one of the good ones, essentially calling him like a coon, right, which happens all the time in

real life. I have been called that ship for even just being adjacent over liking metal and rock music. It didn't bother me, but I'm just I I it's because yeah, you are. Don't forget the truth of the matter, right, fair enough? I mean the reason I was, I mean truthfully, like I was gonna skip this game entirely, like I really had no interest in it, but like the vitriol around it like made me so

curious because like the thing I don't. I can't think of many things I dislike more than people like sharing an opinion on something that they have no experience with, right. You know people who are like, oh, that movie sucked, and it's like, oh, did you see it? No? That is my life a nerd. That has been my whole is as a nerd, my whole life. That is my whole life as a nerd. Hear people talk shit about characters that I loved for years and they don't know

what the fuck they're talking about. Superman is so fucking stupid. You can do anyone who's like Superman often doesn't fight people where you can just punched him to death. He's like, yeah, but you can do all this stuff. I'm like, you don't even fucking know what you're You don't even know what you're talking about, and they're just feeling out ship bro. Yeah, but that's general. But that's a general character opinion about a character that's been

a adapted a million times. Like you could conceivably have somebody who've seen like every Superman movie but read no comics and feel like and be like, all right, well, I don't really like Superman. I think he's a little boring. And that's still a valid opinion because it's not necessarily it's not well, it's not talking about super No, because it's not talking about every Superman. It's just Superman as they understand it and they have experience with it.

It's different than like talking about a singular piece of media that like exists and can be objectively measured that the movies themselves are just adaptations of who that character is. No, I understand, I understand what you're saying, but but do you understand that there's a difference between saying yeah, I don't like rock music versus I don't like this album. That like, you don't have to hear every single rock song to be like, I don't have I don't like

rock music, and for that to be a valid opinion. It might be like not as informed an opinion because you haven't listened to enough of it to maybe form that opinion with a lot of like heft behind it. But it's different than saying, oh, this album sucks. Oh did you listen to it? No, you know what I mean. That's that's that's what I'm talking. I get where he's I get where he's coming from. I think it's I think I think we're saying I read I know what you're saying.

You know, Yeah, they're both. They're both. They're they're both lazy, right, But I think it's it's significantly more embarrassing to be like, Look, I've listened to enough. I'm sure there's a polka song out there that slaps, but I'm not gonna find You know what, I don't like polk I'm not gonna find it. I don't, I don't. That's a

tough one. That's a tough one. People like I hate country music, and I'm like, I feel like that country that's the one right there that I think universally that country is diverse enough to where there are some bangers Polka is. Like I was like, you know what, dude, I kind of want to take that challenge on. I want to see I can find a Polka songs song. To me, I kind of like it. That's kind of it's kind of you like that. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no like Benny

Hill much. No, he's talking about the song. He's talking about that chickens dance, the Rubber Chicken song. No clap clap, clap clap, that's the Benny Hill theme. No, no, the Benny Hill has been Oh you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, this one is the Uh. It's funny that now that I did that, now my brain doesn't can't go back to the other way. Yeah, they sound like weirdly similar, though they don't. No no no no,

no, there there we go, there we go. Yes. Basically, if you've ever been to a fucking Mexican party, here and so, I never read. So I've definitely heard that it's not a Mexican song, but I've heard it a lot of Mexican. Yeah, they just it always plays for whatever reason. It's always one of those things. I don't think

I've ever heard of the Mexican place before. I know, you, like, I'm partly gonna say, there's a party, there's a there's a donut that has this fucking thing and he cleans cooking some fucking meats and then making tacos and ship the taco guy comes and then for whatever reason, they gotta do that in the clapping, and I'm about my white wedding. Bro, I'm having took about my wedding problem. I mean, why not, bro, me, I was, why don't you have tacos? Hot dogs?

I would just give out hot dogs, you know those s bar ones that are like fucking probably like thirty cents a dog I would give out. I would give out donuts. Donuts. Oh my god, the circles only the middle parts of the doughnuts, a little middle parts of the donut that they pop out. No, those are those are munchkins or donut holes, Like donuts are just donuts. Donuts are a small donuts the end. You never

had an intimate's donut donuts. I've never called them donuts. I know what you mean, but like, yeah, well they're that's what they're called, Like the little white the little white powdered donut donuts that intimates makes uh shitty for your wedding dinner. You give it domn that's my wedding dinner. Those are fire though, man, I like them. But yeah, no, like I wanted, yeah, I don't know. I just I wanted to

know what the because it's a game that it's it. Look, this is an important game as far as like the conversation goes, I have to cover it for for work, and also like if I'm going to criticize it,

I want to know exactly what it is that I'm criticizing. I don't like a lot of these criticisms that are coming from like, oh, look at this cut scene that I saw, completely removed from the context of the game, and therefore like it sucks and it's like it might, but like I don't know if you can really judge a game like that, like if it would be like trying it would be like trying to be like, oh,

man, I watched all of BioShock and I didn't get it. It's like, of course you didn't because you had you You can't get BioShock unless you play it. And I'm not saying Suicide Squad is BioShock, not even fucking close, but I think it. I think it's still warrants where it's like, dude, if you're gonna critique something, you should have at least played it. Like would you read a review of like a movie from somebody that watched the trailer and like read about it, you know, you know what's

unfortunately useless review? You know, it's unfortunate. I feel there are so many lazy ass creators out there that you do shit like that, and I feel like that when people are getting their fucking opinions from before before the show started, I was asking, and you know, I came to conclusions my own, just asking the question that this almost felt worse than the Last of

Us Part two as far as the hysteria. But then I kind of retracted that, like, I don't think it's at that level, but no, it's it's I will say some of the criticisms I've seen I think are more ridiculous than some of the criticisms just because of some like when I saw that bio thing that I mentioned, like, oh, here's the file, see that go viral, And I just couldn't believe that people were like genuinely upset about this and also just implying that, oh it was it was just the

weird. I've never like say, okay, I don't know, man, I just I can't even explain it, like I remember, you know, I'm not trying to throw shade at uh Moodahar, but I remember one time uh h three H three was accused of something. I don't remember what the fuck it was, but yeah, I made a video went hard in the pain on him, and then he was like, huh remember the video he made? Remember that? Yeah, I remember the video. He went hard on the pain like he normally does, it goes hard on the paint.

But then Ethan was like, yo, I never said this or whatever. It's that's not even true, Like he made an entire video off of something that didn't happen. And I feel like that's what's happening right now, where there's just like that the hate boner, where it's like this is this is

the thing. It's been a while since that's gamers were able to really vent our frustrations on something, and I'm just seeing it so misplaced where I'm like, what, I guess I'm not seeing any of that dog Like, I'm like, I think those are the fact that I'm a comic book person. So all of us are like not they don't care already already like yo food. Yeah, Well, the thing is the thing is seeing any of it.

The thing that I don't like is that people are like in my replies, being like they're angry that I'm even checking it out for myself, you know what I mean. It's just like, well, first of all, it is my job to do this, and second of all, it's like why would you be mad that I'm trying to get a deeper understanding of this thing, Like you're not going to play it, and you you probably shouldn't, you know what I mean, Like, it's it's it's you. It's

a seventy dollars fucking game. I have the luxury of being able to like take one for the team and actually like figure this thing out and see like what what it is that's wrong with this right as a part of my job, and so like what's so wrong? I don't I just don't get what the problem is actually, What's like me actually wanting to know, Like, Okay, a lot of people are saying this is bad. Let me see

for my own eyes, like what exactly is bad? And I want to know if there's like a good game in here that got lost along the way, Like where does it go wrong? Like what specifically is bad about it? Are there things that are good about it that don't belong in this kind of design structure? Like I don't know that. I'm curious about that. Whenever a game like this comes out and it's like super divisive, I'm always like I have to I have to know what the fuck is going on?

Right, It's like a I was totally gonna skip this thing. I didn't give a shit. I was totally happy playing Skyrim again and like dedicating all my time to that. But I was like, I have to know. I have to know that. He's tweeted out Okay, Yeah, I tweeted out days ago saying y'all should just work on your backlog, because we all, if you play games at all, even a little bit, Yeah, everybody has a fucking backlog. I don't have a backlog anymore, the fun

What do you mean? No, I don't. I don't backlog anymore. Yeah, then that means you just don't play anything. What the fuck are you talking about anymore? I think I've played all the games I've been trying to catch up on. Actually, and you beat every single game, and you beat them all of them. Yeah, I don't believe that. The last game. I would say, Uh, open up your fucking Steam library

right now, dead toeros. I haven't showed to you, guys. It is fucking and I I just twenty game I give about playing twenty games in your library or something like? What the huge amount? I'm not like because I don't buy games for no reason, like I don't see a summer sailing buy games. I don't do that. I just buy games. I know I'm gonna want to play. But I'll show you, guys. I haven't streamed right now. No, No, don't do that. Don't say it'll be complicated. I mean I'm gonna do share. But I mean, I

just how many? How many games are in your Steam library? So okay, there's sixty four in here, right? Uh huh? The sixty four in here? I have beat I would say, I'll give an honest one, two, three, four, Right, well, don't count them out loud live just figure out listen, okay, two three people fight whatever my ship is is ridiculous. The amount I would say I beat four. The I care about playing, I've beat maybe fifty of them that you care about

play, you don't. They don't care about. But you have, yeah, like I have, fucking I have like anime fucking I have like anime handtai games on here that people fucking gifted me. And I have fucking like stupid esses that I played when I was younger that I'm not gonna fucking finish. Did you did you beat? Uh? Did you beat enter the gungeon? It says you have entered the dungeon I a while ago. Really, there's no It says you have no achievements. I've been living in a while

ago. I might not have played on this console. Might have played on the switch m Okay, so that's how you get around the money, Okay, not on st do you have? Are you interested in playing Dragon Dogs two? Yeah, Dragon's Dogma two. I don't know if I'm going to get the first one. The first one looks kind of janky. I'm gonna get too though. I'm gonna get to for sure. It's I mean, it's definitely gonna be extremely superior, but it's it's a fucking good game,

man. I mean, now, to be fair, I haven't played it probably since twenty thirteen, so I had I had a fantastic time playing it, and I do have it on Steam. I have it on Steam, so I want to play. I'm gonna play it again this month, just just to you know, have a feel for it again. I was gonna buy. You couldn't suck anyone. You couldn't suck anyone like It's It's the one thing that I'm like, come on, guys, every trope is in there except for Romance, and that pissed me off. I'm like, kingson,

why do you have all these Hendi games? I only have. I only have four, and I did not buy them more than I have. Brother. If I bought them and I really own them for myself, I would just say I got them, like I'm not ashamed. No, I know, it's not would that I was gifted so many and I was like why, Yeah, I got like fibbage and ship, I got like fucking Gary's mount on here, I got fucking garyn high am I in which I beat so long ago? Where meat boxing? Where'd you beat hoighline my PC?

A long time ago? It says you have no chief back in the year A long time ago, Like it says, you know, it's a different accountant, not on this account, no different a different account. This is starting to get me long. I'd be hollowing me a lot. You had a different Steam accout Why would you ever have a different Steam account?

Because I had different emails over my life and then then when you get locked out of email, like fuck, well whatever, because I started the Steam account when I got this PC because I didn't have a means of using my other Steam account but a couple of years ago. Yeah, this team count is pretty new because it's Kingston Jamison. My other cocount was like what like dragon A something like a long time ago, like a long while ago. So now PC could really play games until I got this one. How many

games did you buy on that old account? Yeah, now I'm curious about that, like maybe like maybe like I don't know, maybe like Lego Indiana Jones or some ship and like maybe like three other games because was so bad. It was a house computer that was not meant to play video games at all. I guess. I guess. I just think like if I've ever

a game. I guess for me, I think like if I've ever spent money on an account, like I would get that account back, you know, it was not worth it, because I've had my seam account since two thousand and nine that is relatively new, and this one is like maybe like twenty seventeen, sixteen. All right, yeah, whatever, fair enough, I guess. Yeah, I have a lot of games. I have a lot of games. I have a lot of games that I play for sons, midnight suns in a minute, sons, and I think that's really it.

I have a lot of games that maybe in another game, so you star, there you go, that's it, she starts, I have to finish. Yeah, I don't know. I have a lot of games like I play a little bit usually, like I don't know, Like I'll play games like this interests me, and then I'll play it for a little bit and then I'll be like this doesn't have likes, and then I'll like put it down either forever or until I like feel like it's been enough time for me, Tom like, all right, let me go back to it.

That been with red Redemption one, Like I never Actually I still don't think I finished that Redemption one. I just think I know how it ends, so like that's kind of deflated my desire to finish it. But I played it. The first time, I played for like five hours, and I was like, I'm not feeling this. And the second time I played, I played it for like fifteen I'm going to put that game down. I could not put that game down. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't care

about it. I don't know this game is amazing. I have way too. I didn't really I didn't really like Rockstar. I don't buy games like that, honestly. Like I buy, I buy new games, but I don't really buy a lot of games. I don't see games coming. Like if I go to see MESSI a summer say, I'm like I look at the games, I'm like, oh I don't want to hear this. I'm not gonna play it, and then that's it. See for me, I

look at it like games. Yeah, but yeah that makes sense. Well, because I look at it, it's like these are games that I probably I look at a games. Sometimes I'm like, that's a game I should have, ye know what I mean, Like, that's it. That's a game that I should own. Like I look at like the Metro series. I look at I look at like the Metro games. I'm like, I should I should own those because at some point I'm gonna have I should play

those. I bottom they're they're they're all our dollars. A little while ago, Yeah, there were It's like, yeah, it's like Highway three. Yeah, I played a I think I think I think the Last Light on PS three. That was the thing. At the State of Play. They had Metro and everybody was like, oh man, a new Metro game. But it's like, oh it's VR, And I'm like I get that, Like I get why that's disappointing, but at the same time, like, I that's so that's like a perfect like I can't think of a better Like

I'm pretty cool world. Like VR and Metro work really really well together, I think, because like it's the whole, like the putting the mask on and like the whole like checking your watch and cleaning it. Like it's just like that's perfect VR. And then they had that other one where you were some guy was like grabbing a skeleton by the fucking throat and punching it in the head A million times. It's like, this is sick, sick, whatever this is. I love, like right now looking there's nothing I want

on here, and I'm like looking through it. Oh yeah, no, I have everything that I want. Yeah, I think. But me, I've held off on a lot of things because I just know that I'm not gonna get it. But then when it becomes under five dollars, I grab it. Like like, I haven't played a Division two. I never played the bat. I have Battlefield one that I was like, oh, I want to play Battlefold. I never played it. I just completely skipped it.

Uh that was good. Was good. I'm sure it was. Man, And it's just like I get I want to This is what happens actually with a lot of these games. The file is so large that I don't even want to wait like the twenty or whatever minutes to install it. IM It's just like, fuck it. I just want to play what I have installed already. I know I easily could just installed the night before or anything like that, but I'm an idiot. I know what you mean. That's

the same thing that's happening to me right now. Like they just came out with like the file size for Final Fantasy seven Remake Part two or whatever, and it's one hundred and forty five games. Yes, that's all, that's all. That's large, that's all. You know, how you know how Big Destiny is the Kingston Destiny has been going on all that for ten years. Expansions, that's all the expansions. A big game on what you call it under the huge game too, that would never come out that big imagine

like that's not that's not who codd Call Duty has the same problem. It's it's it's ridiculous. They don't compress anything. They don't compress their audio. That's their problem is that they just have like these like uncompressed audio files and so like oh yeah, new Call Duty is gonna be one hundred and twenty gigs. It's like, why you can't I don't want to right now using my steam deck right so I'm trying to get games that are good on the

steam deck m that I've never played before. Far Cry five never touched it. There's, like I said, so I'm hearing right now that like how would like she's good on a steam deck that I can imagine to be good. Elder Ring is good. I don't believe that. I can't believe that is back. It is actually pretty good. My brain was not letting me believe this. It is actually thirty gigs or something. Yeah, it's like forty gig at all. Like, it's like pretty small. I might play

the things. I might play Ari four, but I played Alright four so much on you know it still trust me out. Second, Oh, is like fifteen gigs. I know it like bothers me how small it is. They're like, wait, really it's clinical When I played it, it does. It's so a short game too when you think about it. Second is really short. Yeah, it's deceptive. I don't know, it's just deceptively. I felt fine, but when I look at it, how the fuck is this fifty gigs? I have dude, Dragon's Dogma for example, is

twenty gigs. Games yes, Second, Securo secu row is like I have that installed on my console and I will never get rid of it because it's just so like affordable for the hard drive, you know what I mean. It's just like, oh, well, like I wouldn't even gain much of anything by deleting Securo and it's nice to happen, right, but there's nothing. My god, I never beat the phantom pain. I forgot. I forgot to beat the fandom pain I heard. Yeah, I don't know,

I gotta forgot. Don't know what the hell were we talking about? Do we have something else to talk about before we got into this tangent? I feel like there was something else, but I don't really not nothing it I I think we go whatever we covered all that ship. I did want to ask you guys about on air if that's the right terminology. Uh, it's the next gay cover. It's been a while. It's been oh yeah, a while since we've done anything gay. I want to get your guys thoughts.

My my Jojo was watching a Laddin the other day and I was like, I don't know, I felt like the whole New World could there's really some uh, some magic can be worked in there because of how like it's just a very suck. I just want to ask you guys about it, or if you had any thoughts in your heads about anything. I don't know. I was thinking of something simple, and to me, it was like such a simple song with barely any lyrics and it I was like, oh,

this would be pretty easy. So it was just something that I wanted to bring up and maybe cook, and then we delivered on the next I did think about recently. I have a lyric already from that if if we if we took wake me Up, wake me Up? Wake what was that song? In essence? Wake me up? Is that inside? Is that song? Why? Why it's not called that? It's not called wake me up? And there's no way save me from the something be come? What the fuck is it? Why is this? Are we collectively forgetting? Don't

don't look it up. Don't look it up, don't look we have we have to use our brain powers and discover it. We have to get it from our No, don't right now because I don't care. It's a loser, doesn't like to participate. Okay, let's see if you guys figure it out. That song is called it's not called the it's not it's I don't think they say the name in the in the song wake me up, bring me to life, bring me to life, to life, me to life. I've been living a lie. There's nothing I feel like. I feel

like one that would be a suck my cock. That's something I want. I want fuck my butt, I want but I want to funk but fuck me into I can. I like the idea of it just being chopped like uh, it's not even grammatically correct, and where he's like fuck my butt and then I want fuck but fu but fuck my ass inside. I want spang there's something there. I think, like, I feel like there's something in spurm my brain and yeah, yeah we can. Yeah you know I

like that. Yeah, let's do let's do me with this. Come Yeah that's too good. Yeah, yeah we'll do Wait, yeah, bring me to life. I was just about to say, wait people, yeah, bring me, bring me to life would be fun. That's uh, yeah, that's okay. Yeah we can do that. That's gonna there's a lot. I think there's a lot of that fucking. There's a lot of words in that bridge that I feel like it's could be fun. It'll be fun

to figure out though. I mean, dude, if you figure out benches wrapped in a very limited amount of time, I'm sure the three of us can figure out that bring me to life bridge. Yeah. It's yeah, Like I mean to be fair, it's when when I'm in the zone, I could just you know, like I'm not. If I'm in the zone,

I could knock something out really fast. But if I'm just fucking with my friends, it's it's it's a different where, you know, you can't just ignore everything on the outside and just fucking focus on like you know what I mean. So, but yeah, we'll fucking do it. We'll do it. That's that's the next one. That's the next one. Yeah, all right, let's let's put on some questions then from our from our patrons over at patreon dot com slashes snart tank. Remember you can support its over

there at patreon dot com slash a snark tank. Five dollars gets you your questions right on the show, or it gives you the opportunity like some of you like, here's the thing some of you write in questions. This is the most highly voted question on the On the February question thread from young Jedi seven to seven two, he says, men's butt discuss. Oh that's it. I know who that I know Young Jedi is too. I know who that person is. What do you know that person got the people? I

know I know who Young Jedi isa. I mean proper I know him. He's well, he used to be on my discord. He's a fucking goode. He's well too. He's actually youngest, he's like, no older than fifteen. I'm sure whoa kids? You know? Children? Kids in your fucking discord. This dad's kids in his discord. I wouldn't even I wouldn't even. Great. Now we have to now, we gotta now, we gotta cancel the kings. This is the way we live in now though, that is where we're living now. We gotta be be weary and nigga,

who the fuck? Who? No, no, no, no, look at look at let's let's be let's be one hundred with this. Your fucking friends. Hey, let's all go with the movies, all right, cool, fucking thirteen year old, let's go. That's not my cousin or brother or somebody in my family. It's just still. It's like, it's not.

It's different. No, if you, if you're going different, and if you if you regularly go on discord, right and you open up a link, right, like here's my discord, right as a content creator, right, like a creator, right, you go there and there are people there that are at a certain age, right, I didn't invite them there.

I hate that argument they gathered there. You're you're you're, you're you're you know, you're just you are you are you are you are you are you're like you're just that's like, right, hey, I said eighteen plus as if everyone's gonna fucking listen, like it's like you got well either you know what I'm saying, it's well, you have no control who comes in there still, uh who comes from? So here, here's my here,

I'm gonna look at I'm, I'm I'm. I'm just gonna say, I'm not even telling people to do this, but just from my opinion, I've seen way too many weird things happen discord. So I nuked mine. I

just I just this is just me personally. I'm not even telling people to don't even going mind, it was just it was just I saw too many things that I was like, Luckily in the snark taking discord, I think people do a really good job with curating, like as far as like no, like I went into there was a not safe for work section the last time I looked in there, and like it was just stupid bullshit HINTI of course, but I was like, all right, cool, We're fine.

It wasn't like anything insane or whatever, so I was like, all right, fair enough. So it's like one of those things where but if I saw anything like too crazy, I'd be like, dude, we gotta have to shut it down because unfortunately people, you know, stupid people for everybody, Like people can't be trusted. Yeah, people can't be trusting it in groups because there's always some stupid guy who's gonna ruin everything. Like we look realistically, if you drive, if you drive a car, you speed.

You speed. You're not supposed to. Of course, there's signs that tell you not to. There's a lot of you know, there's a potential threat of consequences if you get caught doing it. But people do it anyway. Everyone everyone with a car, unless they're like sixty five or traumatized, you know what I mean. Like, if you're an old person, you're driving slow, if you've been in a car crash, you're probably never gonna speed

again. But most people you're gonna be like, ah, sixty five really means seventy seven, Like realistically, like come on, what's the big difference. And that's kind of what happens where it's like, yeah, you have a discord and you know how. You know, most people know how they should act, but someone's always gonna push things a little bit too much.

There's that one nigga that's going fucking one oh five in a SI. You're like, God, damn it, dude, that's the thing that that's what pisses me off to It's it's never you know what pisses me off about those people? The people who like drive like, oh yeah, I'm gonna go one hundred and twelve. They're not the people who get pulled over. Yeah, there are not the people who get pulled over for speeding. You know who gets pulled over for speeding? The guy who goes ten to eleven miles

over the speed limit. Yeah, because they're slow enough for the police to catch exactly exactly the kin don't want to deal with that other dude. I can get this guy. The guy fucking trying to break fucking transcend, trying to Marty McFly into the past. Never get it makes me so mad because it makes me feel like, it makes me feel like the cops would respect me if I just broke the law more than I am. You know what I mean, like if I just if I just committed to the crime that

I'm committing, then then maybe I would be left alone. Yeah, infuriates me. That's our that's our discussion. That's our that's our that's our discussion on our man. But yeah, love them, love them, and shout out to the young Shout out young boy, I don't, I don't, I don't give Also shout out fucking what's his name? Shout out Maximore Redakin for dealing with our discord. I know, tell you sometimes we got to

get in there and we got we have to set aside. That's like I'm gonna, you know, this week, I'm gonna pop in there because I feel like I just have to. At this point, we've been ignoring that. It has been a lot of jumped a few times. It's been a lot. I every once, well I'll post something, but it's been a long time since I've done any like voice chat or anything like that. I say, well, look, we'll we'll figure out. We'll figure something out

right as far as you can get in this week. We'll talk about it behind the scenes and make it more you know. Yeah, we'll interact with it, even just even just for like a little bit. You know, it's not that is not going for that much money, No way, Kingston's online shot show. So I went to I went to Vandyke card Fest right for the digitimon Nationals and I got a one piece card that's worth like four hundred dollars. I didn't buy it, it was just given to me selling

it. Dude, the sun, the sun does wonder for the kings in Are you can? You can? You can? You can? You just admit to me that you lied about the curtains. No, I swear I got curtains. Are you getting them delivered? By That's what it is? Like? Who the fuck is delivered? Like? I feel like Ali and the Thieves delivery over the weekend. What watch I'm gonna get on you? Okay, Well he has curtains. I'm like, yes, I know, I ordered them and they got here. Dude, I think you ordered them

two weeks ago. It's not been two weeks. I think it's been literally, it's been several episodes last time it's been. It's been the last time we recorded last week and I ordered them. Okay, I need a time snook because I feel like it's been way longer. It's been kingson. You ordered them, you said you ordered those, You said you order those curtains. In twenty eleven, you said you ordered these these curtains. And it has been junior year high school. I'm curtains right now, guys. All

right, let's uh, let's do everything. But what I'm doing right now, nigga, I would have It's still it was still a point where I seriously considered sending you curtains one day shipping on Amazon, just to have I don't want in place amazons. Yeah. See, here's your fucking problem. Here's here, here's your problem. Though. Look at I'm gonna call you out right now. This is your job, bitch, bitch, I understand

any we moved it. No, no, no, no. So here's the thing you keep You're trying to keep your eyes out of the sun, which keeps you further away from the fucking mic. And it's like, bro, the amount of times we told you to get closer to the mic is absurd. I'm calling you out live, sir. This is your job. And it's like, hey, could you get some curtains please? And you're like yeah, And then fucking weeks later, I'm not even talking about the

ordering things. We've been talking about the ship for weeks. You could have just gotten some shitty curtains in the meantime while you got some good ones. You could have done that courtesy to us. If you think I'm trying to keep the sun out of my eyes for my eye's sake, that is crazy, so damaged. I'm looking at the sun right now and I feel fine. You are of the shade being directly just before you like your eyes like that is literally normally you're station now. This is this is the state of

I will sing you screenshot to I edit the podcast. You're sitting normally right before your eyes get in the sun. It is strategic. This is my this is the state of rest for my chair regularly naturally if like, if I'm sitting in my chair right the state of rest, it changes nothing, like you know what changes You sound amazing on the mic. Yeah, it's not great on the mic right here, that's it. My eyes don't feel any different. What about the solution, What about the solution? What about

the solution? Mhm, yeah, I thought about that too, because sometimes I just why not just why not just sit back in the shade so it doesn't get in your eyes, but the mic is still in front of you. I think I want to get an arm. I should have gotten an arm, but there you don't have an arm. I thought you had an arm I had because let's stand wait, why did you get rid of them?

Wait? Why you? My god? I don't know I had an arm before, but it was like if for some reason the one I had was not had like strong enough to support the weight of the fucking mic. Prop it did I give you one the one you gave me from before. It's like you already infused with a wire that's and it's like it's a weird way. I'm like, why is it already a wire? And I tried to take it out and it just wasn't coming out. So I have that one in my closet right now. Oh huh. But I think the arms

I find here it's so fucking cheap. I'm like, I guess I was gonna stand. No, the arm is the arm is important for this reason, like for for this reason it's twenty it's because it's because that works well naturally naturally when you're recording, it's just you're naturally gonna want to shift a little bit if you're sitting in one place for a long time, you're gonna want to like move around and shift, and so the arm is just like useful for that. I thought I was. I seriously was just under the

impression that you had an arm this whole time. That actually makes a lot more sense because I thought you had an arm too. I thought you had an arm too. And I'm just like, why is this nigga not bringing the mic closer to him? But like, I get it right, it's stationary. It has to stay it, it has to stay. But yeah, no, no, man, whatever, I don't even know if this one has a brand, but this one works pretty great. It's because this

MIC's pretty fucking heavy. So heavy you definitely want a better one. Yeah, hefinely want to. But uh, I mean, it's dude, I fucking I. I I hate Jeff Bezos obviously, but Amazon is fucking legit. Like I obviously I hate him so much. Where he could he could fucking he could triple people's salary under Amazon and he'd still have billions. He doesn't Amazon anymore, you know that, right, it does. It doesn't.

That's not the point of what I'm talking. Just the amount of money that he amassed through Amazon, he would still be well off forever even if he tried people. Now, I'm just saying, I don't know he sold it. Though he sold it, I didn't know that. Actually, probably it's probably somebody else that is fucking running it. I don't think he sold it. That would be fucking ASONI and I don't think he sold it. He's probably remains the largest shareholder of Amazon, although his own ship has decreased

to less than ten percent. The fun does that mean? Well, he owns the single largest share, but he doesn't have the most vast majority of it. If you're saying that, if it's ten percent, then everybody else is under ten percent. Yeah, but there's right, several several several people, But it's just him underhead. It must be a lot of people. If he's still the highest one that whatever that Amazon to be like thirty or something. Yeah, Amazon, Look, Amazon is Amazon's great. It's it

is. It is ruining the world, but it is. It's it's everything. It's not like over that convenient, Yeah it is. It's objectively too convenient. It's kind of like the Internet. I think the Internet's actually worse. But although although I guess they go hand in hand in some way. I think Internet is a wonderful creation. I just think that it's it's a tool that can be abused to have. You need to have a certain level of intelligence to use it. I think that needs to be a thing,

actually, like Internet license tests. Like. Actually, I don't think so. I don't think any I don't think anyone is smart enough to really handle it. I don't. I don't. I think people think they are. I think people, nah, well do you mean what do you? I don't like some people need to use it for like intellectual purposes, Okay, but is there something is there something wrong with the way that, like, say, you're operating the internet, Chris, I think so inherently. Yeah.

I just think it's a tool that we're not part of it. I feel like it's just like I don't think it's a tool that we were And I don't say this holistically or like spiritually, I just mean, like, I don't I don't know if there's a better word in English language to describe this, but I don't think it's a I don't think it's a tool that we were ever meant to have. Like, I don't think we I don't

think we are mean. Yeah, I just don't think we I don't think we have the brain chemistry that is required to be responsible with the amount of power that we wield with this thing. I don't think it's kind of like how like you know, if you leave wheels in uh if you leave you know, how like if you have a mouse and you have it in a cage, it runs on the wheel, and you think, like they do

that to pass the time. If you put those wheels out in the woods, they do that like it's it's not because they're stuck in a cage and they need something to do. They choose to do it just because they just because it's something that like. But for some reason they like running on wheels, like biologically speaking, they just like they just like to do it,

and they will do it. Yeah, but they will waste a fuck ton of time and they will often like they will often die because they're wasting so much time, not like looking for food and not like actually developed like it's it's actually kind of insane, like how many mice are just fucking stupid or because of that. But I do think it's one of those things where it's like I just don't. I don't know if we have I don't know if

we have the responsibility inherent in us to wield something the internet. What do you think? I don't think. What do you think you should be doing differently? Uh? I don't know if there's anything that I should be doing differently. I just don't think there's anything. I don't think there's anything to do differently because the way that it that the way that it exists, can only be used in the way that we're using it. I think I can

I limit my time with it. I what do you mean? No, I would just say I don't think there's anything like like I feel like if you're not doing the fairyous shit, I don't see anything wrong with the Internet. It's like it is a way to connect people and to do and and to make life extremely convenient. And then there's the others, the others that are making you know, the guy that, the guy that, the guy that quote tweeted you like that type of person. Yeah, well, we

just existed. He exists to annoy people. I guess the way, the way that I look at it is kind of like how I look at the atomic bomb, where like, okay, cool, like we we we did something kind of crazy. Uh, that's kind of a big can of worms. Though at the same time, I do think so, I do think, Yeah, I think for sure, I think. I think. I think I'm even seeing I feel like people are getting stupider. I feel like people are getting more illiterate. I feel like I really do feel that way,

like sincerely, and I think it's because of it. I agree. I think Internet has decreased a significant amount of problem solving. And I think people that have only ever had to use the Internet have always had it. It's definitely affected their brain in a way that I wouldn't say good. But I think the Internet is used for so many like because if if you know how to use it, like when you're in school and using the Internet,

it's just a fucking tool to help you understand things better. Right, No, But like people and they make they make informative things, and you go and you learned like proper like not like propaganda, like Shapiro saying his takes like proper like news information, fucking like study, academic reading, Like I've done so much academic reading on internet only because I have the Internet multa library

and find that kind of academic reading. You know, I view it like anything like any tool, right where it's like it's like a gun or the atomic bomb or something where it's like there's a responsible way to use it. But at the same time, the fact that it exists in the volume, that it exists in itself kind of creates a massive problem. And look, I definitely think it's it could be dangerous, it could be dangerous. People don't understand what's what's I want to hear what say? Though, Yeah,

it's in definitely dangerous. But the the gun and the bomb are meant for one only, Like they are tools to harm things. Well, like a bomb for no other reason, and a bomb is used for no other reason than to hurt things to destroy. I would argue an has more utility than a bomb. But yeah, like I think, uh, I think like bombs because you don't get yourself. You don't protect myself. But if you're protecting yourself, you are to you, you're the your your thought process is

to harm somebody. Right, it's still doing that thing. It's still doing the thing. It really exists to harm people. And it's one of the things where it's not like a neutral tool, is what I'm saying, I guess like like a hammer is actually used to do things, but then you can also use it for nefarious reasons, where that would be analogy in my

opinion. Yeah, that's like, so I think I don't know. I just I just think what I don't like when you see there's like signs at zoos even like I think I brought this up with the on the show before, where like they don't want you if you if you see gorillas at the zoo, you're not allowed at certain zoos. You're not allowed to show them your phone. Like you can't show the gorillas your phone because they get fucking

enamored by it and it fucks with them. And the fact that it the fact that a phone can fuck with an ape is crazy because an ape has no understanding of what it's even seeing and it's still compelled by it. That's fucking crazy. So I don't know. That's like a concerning thing that weirds me out a little bit. But look, I don't know. I just feel I feel like it fus with I feel. Here's what I think it does. I think it fucks with people's brain chemistry. I think like the

dopamine rush of like constantly. I can find everything instantly and at any point, no matter where I am, and regardless of like my limitations, I can find the exact thing I'm looking for at all times. I never have to really search for anything. Really, everything's kind of handed to me. I get dopamine rushes from every notification I get. It's like, ooh I gotta like, who I got a common Who I gott of this? Oh I gotta that? Oh I got all these I'm aware of so much.

I do think that there's like a degree of like it's almost like the philosophy is like if every let's say we all got of our person, let's say every single person on the planet Earth got their personal information stolen right and thrown in to a pile, it kind of becomes it kind of gets to the point where it's it's as if no one really got their information still in the first place, because there's so much information to sift through and it's such a

fucking mess that being able to single you out would be about as impossible as it would be if they if you, if somebody was just trying to steal from you directly. And I feel like it's a similar situation with that, It's like there's so much shit being beamed at us to the point where like, I don't think that we can really I don't think our brains are meant for that or to wade through all of that or to like even be stimulated,

which definitely mean and notacity. Just like, no, you're definitely right about things like that, where it you knows, the social studies that are done with humans of their capacity for caring, for remembering people and all that stuff is completely false when it comes to the internet, right where some people will say, oh, I have hundreds of friends, and I'm like,

you fucking don't. That's not That's not how it works, right. You have people online that that are just collecting and you'll see a handful of their reactions or whatever, and you interact with a handful of them. But like, I understand what you mean. But at the same time, I just I just want people I don't know, man, I just want people that are using it for the farious reasons to just get the ship beaten out of them, that's all. I just feel like it would really solve a lot

of stuff. If if if that, dude, And I'm just going back because it is fresh in my mind. The suicide Squad guy that was like trying to take a shot at you or whatever for for bearing the plays the suicide Squad game. Like if that guy, if someone just came to his house and just beat the fuck out of him, he would stop, Like he would just stop. I think different. I think people that spread misinformation intentionally, truly insidiously should be killed, all right, are not are not

killed, but punished, try and try it and possibly capital punishment. Dude, I actually I'm I'm gonna be I'm gonna be one hundred percent real about it. And you you agree with this, Chris, I know you agree with this. The people in so I there was a Matt Walsh, fucking Matt wash I hate him so much. It's all post of him, you know, just just being a fucking piece of shit as he always is.

And it was one of those things where like, well, these people are running defense for like just this crony, fucking bullshit capitalism that just fucks over, you know, the working class. And these people, in my opinion, they should be tried and fucking probably quartered like, because they are objectively ruining society. They are brainwashing people to vote against their interest and then shit's

not getting better, it's only getting worse. And I feel like those people they should be I feel like, in my benevolent oh we're talking about that as a as an extra AMMO, the but that's our trama dictator. That might be a good one. Now, maybe a good one for this one. Actually, God, some ship right there. But yeah, here's yeah, here, here's the thing. I just I understand. I understand what you're saying about, like people using it nefariously, and I do think that

is a problem. But I also just I feel like I feel like it's also built nefariously or if or or it's at the very least it's maintained the algorithmically, the fact that things used it right, like the way the way that it hooks your attention, I believe is inherently nefarious, Like because there there are times, for dude, sometimes I scroll through TikTok and I'm like, it's been three hours. What the fuck. I don't even like TikTok that much, but it's it just sucks me. I'm like, what the

fuck? This is crazy. I hate this and that is scary. It is a problem for people. You're right, it is a problem for people I don't have the I just I'm lucky I don't have that problem. I have a and I think it's more of a chronological timeline thing. Uh since like, since TikTok doesn't work in that way, I don't like to use it as much. I like, I like seeing what's happening in the moment

and then then I've had my fill after like a few scrolls. But like the the algorithms put it in a way that they want to show you things that they know you're interested in. On the top, Instagram has this really this thing that I really fucking hate. Algorithmically, it knows what you're looking for. It'll flash it on the screen and then bury it so you need to scroll to find it again. It is. It pisses me off so

much because I know what they're doing. I'm completely aware of it. And there's just every every fucking year they do these meetings with the Senate and they have like the major players of like Mark Zuckerberg and that new guy, well the guy that owns YouTube didn't show up, but the people that own TikTok, the Singaporean guy and all the shit, or they're the president or whatever. Oh yeah, they're always just fucking with them and saying he's Chinese,

dude, He's like, I'm Singapore, Singapore, I'm Singaporean citizen. Uh, do you have any relation with the Conde guys. I want him to just be like, you guys are fucking racist. Fuck you, like they're being legitimately racist to him, Like it's fucked up that. I laugh because I see it and I'm laughing I'm laughing, and this situation, situation right

right right, but yeah, like get it. But I just want, like, you know, in closing the uh, the those people should be like you said, the algorithms and the thing, it's built in the various ways. Those people are responsible. They are overseeing these companies that are allowing that, and they're allowing the ship to happen. They know they can fix it and make it not about clicking and having heated discussions and and and propping up the worst clips that you go and comment out it and all that kind

of stuff. They know this, they could fix it. They don't, so same oller thing. I don't know if they should be quartered, but at least in prison, I would, I would for sure. Yeah. Yeah, there's a moral obligation there. I think that is objectively like I don't know it, yeah, but that that's kind of why I feel like, if that's that's what I'm saying, that's why I want to clarify that. Like, I don't feel like the Internet is strictly is a neutral tool

anymore. I think it's a nefarious tool that can be used in positive ways more so now like I think it used to be with like dude twenty ten, that's that's neutral Internet as as far as you could get, like, there's really not a lot. I don't think. I don't think it's neutral. Think I don't think you are insane if you think it's neutral today, how straight up it is. Think of it like this. The Internet has its own right if you the the programs put into it, the powers that

be that created have made the nature of it more insidious. But I think the Internet, the interface of what it is forms, is neutral. I

don't. I don't think it's neutral. I just fund I think I think I think it's I think at its core it is built on the back of an algorithm that is directly intended to hook your attention, which means it's not well but is But is that always exactly evil if your intentions are not things that fall into those more insidious natures, like if you're like, if your intention is to just straight up learn, like, oh I want to learn

more about human biology, I'll learn more about you're talking about users. You're talking about an independent user's intention, not the intention of the people, like manufacturing experience online is. But what happens is the internet gives you what you want to look at. It gives you what you want to look up constantly.

That's what That's the one of the point of those algorithms. So if you're looking up things that like, for instance, one of my my branches for TikTok is STEM, and every now and then, mistakenly I end up on a STEM branch and I'm learning shit the whole time, and I'm like, all right, this is weird. These last fifteen tiktoks have been about what you call it, mathematics and medicine. This is fucking weird. And I'm like, oh, this is the STEM branch of it. If I'm

looking for STEM, I'll be given STEM. So I think inherently depends on what you're absorbing. I think you're what you absorb, what you choose to absorb is the most important thing. It'll still be fucking around. You'll still say like, I don't know, like you still say like black, but that is inherently but but even that is inherently a that's a profit motive though, Like that's inherently like they want you to stay on there so you can

view as many ads as possible. They can tell you TikTok chop things in between all the things that are like I don't know, I just don't think it used to be a lot more neutral because you didn't really have that everywhere. You still had like banner ads and stuff. But there are places where there weren't fucking any ads at all. They were like there was barely an algorithm at all. On YouTube and any other social media site, it was

all forums dedicated. And those forums, by the way, were places that if you were interested in those things, you would go, you would seek those things out. It's not like Twitter now, which is like an open forum where everybody is just a mess. And like like if I was just on a video game for um, you know what I mean, that would

be that would be it. The conversation would be about video gas. It wouldn't be some fucking freak talking about like, I don't know, Obama molesting a child in the Alps showing up to comment on my suicide squad take, you know what I mean, Like, I just I don't know. There's it's a complicated. We could have probably a whole episode about this, really, but I think I don't know. I just think it's because I just

have a sneaking suspicion that the listeners are having brain aneurysms right now. Yeah, because like some of them that are like they have knowledge on this topic and they're probably just like fucking like losing. They just have no idea what they're talking. We are spreading. We are spreading misinformation at large. So so don't put us away. Yeah, I mean you could put us away, put me away, give me free healthcare whatever. Oh yeah, I like that fair enough. Yeah, man, I get to ship it.

I get to ship in a toilet while making direct eye contact with a person across the cellph of me. Hell yeah, dude, that's what keeps me out of fucking prison. Dude. Yeah really, I mean yeah, other than the fact of doing insidious acts. Yeah, having to share a sitter with somebody. Honest, I'm be real like, that's actually the worst thing to me, the fact that like, not only do I have to ship with somebody in the room and then I gotta smell that ship afterwards, just

chilling right next to my bed, Like, what the fuck? That's that's so fucked up, that's so fucking crazy. Vincemc mann would love it. Wait retires after retires after coming out as gay on James Franco's talk show. Wrote in he says, howdy folks, dropping to the five dollars here because mama needs a gym membership, No problem, no worries. Uh if you had to give any props to any dictator or malicious nation, et cetera, who and what would it be? Bonus? Such alternative question? What is

my hardest bar? Oh, Eminem, I'm not, We're not. I'm not gonna go hardest answering as he's answering as Eminem, yeahs A question. I mean, a question is a question. I mean the whole entire stand response is the best Eminem lyrics of all time. But uh, fun let's uh yeah, but what is he says, if you had to give any props to a dictator or a malicious nation. Who would who and what would it be? Well, I mean answer is pretty obvious, in my opinion,

pretty obvious for me. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's not obvious what you're talking about. I think it's obvious for me. It's obvious for me. It's obvious too. Oh you're saying it's for you, saying it's obvious for yourself. That is completely what the redundant about here. So I

give major props, major, major props to the United States. I think they've done a fucking phenomenal job destabilizing the entire plan in it and U and reaping the rewards and making it making a ton of money and still having a derelict population of homeless people ready to donate to our Patreon as a last vestage of hope. I think that's I think that's wonder that work. I'm gonna go with the Nazis man. I'm gonna go with the Nazis man. The

medical research was fantastic. That's the medical research research and medical man's it's impressive. There was so many breakthroughs. Bro I hate like like I like when they sewed I like when they sowed those kids together. And talking about that. I'm talking about use of steroids and hormone and stuff like that. I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the use of sewing twins together for magical purposes. No, I'm not talking about

that. You don't like that. No, I'm not. I think the guys I'm just gonna I'm I'm I'm running defense from and say that he's just making jokes. I'm he's making jokes, all right, He's not actually, he's not actually falling for propaganda. He's just making jokes, all right. That's all I'm saying. Literally in science books. It's not it's literally in sign books, the books I was reading when I was becoming a nurse that was in there. It's unfortunate because they sucked and they harmed people for no

reason, people that did nothing wrong. So Germans, you know, they they they had you know, the auto bond and stuff like that. There were some really major breakthroughs, breakthroughs and technology and scien medicine and and uh yeah, the autobox. No, so we don't connect that to Nazism, but the Germans around that time period and when people talk about medical things that

went down under Nazis and people. Unfortunately, they conflate stuff that happened with things that went down in the concentration camps, and the things that went down the concentration camps is not where they made those fucking breakthroughs. And that's where people keep getting They were heavily tested there, Derek, like, literally topical

steroids were invented, literally in those camps. It's fucked up, one hundred and twenty five percent fucked up that those people were used and unfortunately tested on for those things. But it happened there. It's just happened. For like when the problem with this language is, I'm not praising the people that were

doing Look, I understand what the language sounds like, right. What I'm doing is expressing that the Nazi Party was a terrible group of people that put a that killed many people and their monstrous I'm giving praise to an invention that happened under them, not the mentality that they used. That's it. I don't know how else I get explained anymore at this moment. Now, if you choose to take my words and bend them, I don't care that I'm out about of the room aymen, you do what you gotta do. Man.

That's like saying, I really, I really appreciate America for I don't know, the creation of the Internet, and like Americans had slaves and the guy's like, yeah, I'm not raising that. That was fucked up, and they're like, nah, slaves not that moment. Really the room. You still tried to say, get out of there. Yeah, the slaves, the Internet, that's crazy. It was just by who made the Internet?

Could you imagine that the underground, the under the underground the railroad, the underground railroad was actually just the first that was the first fiber optics, like they were laying they were laying cable, the first the first computer was created in Tulsa before they burned it down. And no one talks about that

ever. All right, so King since the Nazis, So let's the mid of the Nazi steroid has persisted over the past four decades and the absence of any reliable evidence to support it, that's because you're a Nazi, uh, sweeting. That's that's just what I want to kind of like bring to you that. Like you say you read it, but I know you you read You've heard this ship because when you actually research this stuff. People debunked this

over and fucking over again. And so like when I say that this isn't a you're running defense, I mean this genuinely, like the it what you heard is not true. It is white supremacist talking points. Literally, it is the same thing when you hear, oh, the slaves learned good trades, it wasn't all bad. It's literally the same thing. It's the same fucking thing. And it's like, yo, that type of I think the

language needs to disappear. I think what it is. It's like people, if people have a hard time, it's difficult to imagine a scenario where a group of people had no It's difficult for most people to imagine a scenario where people had no regard for human rights and also didn't somehow selfishly benefit from it.

It's kind of like, how like you remember when they built that You remember when they built that hospital in China during COVID in like four days because they because because they just yeah, I'm not even kidding, Like they built that. It was less than a week. It was less than a week. It was like less than a week, I think, And I looked at that. I was like that's what. That's the the efficiency of not having to care about, you know, the human life or morality, that's

what. That's what that gets you really, because like who fucking at that point in that government, if you're if you're like dropping dead from exhaustion, it's like, all right, well to throw them, throw them in the bucket, get somebody else replace him. Like they don't have to care about like unions and like health standards and all that stuff. So why they were

able to do that so quickly? And I think that kind of that is the mindset that people apply to the Nazis in that way where it's like, well, they had no regard for human life, so they could have like how couldn't they have used that to like a scientific benefit in the sense like we testings on rats and stuff and and like mice they were testing on people, Like how could they have not extrapolated some valuable information out of that?

It feels impossible just because the nature of which I think is I think it's insane people can't choose to be tested on. I think that's so wild. It's it's also the same time, which I think the same time, people's mental states matter a lot anyway, Does that make sense what I just said? No, it does. No, it do every No, it just for everything, for everything horrible that happened, there's always some type of something needs I know totally that actually makes a lot of a lot of sense.

I remember one of the first times I encountered that in anecdotally was when my

friend's brother we were talking about not elemnic conspiracy theories. We're talking about like things that and not wacky ship, because there's wacky ship, and then there's things that clearly just don't that go against Aukham's razor, and we're talking about those things, and then having his little brother kind of like getting a little freaked out when he couldn't like cope with the thought, you know, the things that were like what like, surely there has to be trying to find

the rational explanation in something that would make him feel better about his country that he's living in, and he couldn't find it, and he was kind of like freaking out a little bit where he felt like let down and he was trying to do it. And you know, somebody else they you know, nine to eleven Commission report, they've they've done that with with that book and shit. But it's like seeing the breakdown of that when you kind of like huh huh, we say, what do you say? God, God damn

it? But whatever, but whatever. It was just fascinating to see, like how how somebody can kind of want they want the thing to make them feel more comfort in something horrible that happened. And it's like, well, the world's kind of fucked up, guys. You got you gotta know that. You know, rich people don't care about us, and you know, killing a lot of people to make a lot of money is fucking business as usual. Like it's not even it's not even conspiratorial to say that, it's

just that happens. It's just they ignoring the EPA right, the Environmental Protection Agency and dumping shit and killing a bunch of people in environments and stuff, and then they profit and then they'll pay like a small fine, but they made billions, you know what I'm saying. It's like that's not a conspiracy theory. That just happens, Like you know what I'm saying, Like it's not even, but people will have a hard time continuing with that, so

they got to make shit up or whatever. Figure out like some type of justification for this. I think we should start sewing people together again, honestly, not some people, not ideologically speaking, not like because somebody is like a race or anything. I just think I just think it'd be funny if there was just a guy that went around sewing people together and that was his that was and he was like, uh, you know how like New York City has the naked Cowboy and stuff like that, Yes, the rat guy.

Yeah, yeah, the right guy or Spider Cutz. I feel like it would be cool if not even anywhere specific, Like it could be Los Angeles, it could be you know, fucking Ohio, Like I don't care where, but like, it would be cool if there was just like a oh, that's that's a guy in the city that sws people together. Yeah, like that's that's that's that's like we need we need to read. We

need to start putting people down. Man, I would put I do I I it's so I so like, you have no idea how much I agree with that ship, which just like it's there's there are people that are just doing yeah did you hear? Did you hear? Okay, we got to move on after this. Nancy Pelosi was all like, AO, if you if you're saying anything about a ceasefire, you're with You're with Putin, You're running you you agree with Putin, You're I'm done with this, I'm done.

Catapult dude, catapult her? Like at this point, just can we do that? Can we? Just like we can't people? No trip chase for people? Unfortunately, no trip, But why not I don't know, and pray to some sort of dark lord to empower one person to deal with people like that in Philadelphia and we all got to strap him down and pray over him until he transforms into something I can deal with people like him where it's like if you don't, Tim will show up at nighttime and get you.

Wouldn't it be crazy if if really if religious like religion exists purely because like let's say, for example, the power of prayer works, but it was a lot stronger back in the in in like the biblical times when there were fewer people, almost like you have this conversation that we had, like where the theory of like we that we share a con we we share an intellect pool, and like the more of us there are are, the the

lower are collective bar for intelligence gets like the idea of like we all share the same potential for inte intellect. So if there's like eight billion, ten billion, twelve billion people, we can only be so smart because there's too many people hogging up the bandwidth. You just get radically stupider as yeah, yeah, so with no sense how I cave? Why were cavemen not as intelligent as us? Because they they had they were smart enough not to seek

that knowledge. They were smart enough to just be content with fucking stupid. So at that point there's no point. Then that point is no point, Then this is stupid stud They were smart, They were smart enough to realize, hey, I'm I'm not depressed. I'm just always afraid of real things that are are scary as opposed to like now where people are weird. Like yeah, I don't know. I don't know which is worth honestly either, Like but I think, uh, I don't know. It'd be funnier.

It'd be funny to me if if the power of prayer worked that way, where it's like one person praying in like the year five hundred meant a lot because there were that was a that was a sizeable percentage of like the population in comparison to now. But we'll think of it like this, think of it like this, right if I am mattered. Okay, a lot of people with their praying, there's a lot of people over there praying really hard,

really really really hard. Yeah, but they all think they're praying for the same thing, but they're not, Like they don't actually communicate about what what it is that like, cause what is it that were like, hey, let's pray for food today actually gets It's it's usually something like I'll pray for you, like let's all let's all pray for him, And it's like, what does that fucking mean? What what are you praying for me? Like some of you could be praying that, like I get healthy, some

of you could be praying that I'm financially okay. Some of you might be praying for like, oh, maybe his family life gets better or something like I pray for hims like oh, I hope you meet somebody soon. Pray for you is so unfocused, you know what I mean? So like I don't know, I don't know what the fuck you're praying for. Imagine if somebody needed about eight thousand prayers to come back to life and so we're gonna all pray for Giant to come back to life, right, and there's like

four people that don't. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna pray for fucking Edman's donut. I'm gonna pray for sixty five mors. I'm gonna pray for an inch longer. I'm gonna pay for four ram I don't know. Yeah, of course, let's get questions. God damn, you got some of these questions out the way. We gotta go together to this. Becca wrote in Greetings three wise men, this question was inspired by your by your infamous extra

Ammo. I don't know which one that is, because I feel like we've had a couple infamous uh, but she continues, if you could force the Daily Wire to produce a movie or documentary, what would it be? Okay, so it's it's about our gears of work. I love a Daily Wires written bad Boys movie. Oh my god, it would movie or documentary. It would just be five minutes because they would, like, you know, even though they're fucking a part of the they're part of the fucking police force,

they would somehow get arrested and executed or something like. It would somehow they would end up in jail and it wouldn't work out for them, and then the white police captain would be like cleaning up our streets and then it

ends roots. I want I want the Daily Wire to do like a Cayu, like a Cayu kind of show, where like it's about like a like an American little boy learning about how he should probably steer clear of black people, and and how now and how he should always clutches, he should always cross the street. Probably already a thing, Yeah, maybe honestly, like all that might that might be, don't know, it's probably one of their

movies already. I think I would want to see their take on a I want them to make a uh a religious scandal on all of the all of the child rape. I want I want to see how they would handle just like all of the religious institutions, like the Boys Scouts that have over eighty thousand cases those are alleged, don't don't alleged cases. They're not alleged cases. They're cases. Their cases are not alleged, they're real cases them alone. They taught me how to tie a nut. I bet they did cock

in my mouth. You can tie my penis. If you can tie my penis in a knot while it's with your tongue, while it's in your mouth, you win a free Uh you get to go home. Yeah, you get a free not you get a free not dick right now, but you'll get it tomorrow anyway when you come back. Yeah, because you're still I wanted to be a boy scout so bad. I wanted to be a boy scout so I should always look gay as I was. I was in the Scouts for like for like three months, I think, and then it's fine,

Like there was no like it's New York. I think you're too hard vegus. It was like the fakeust religious Like going to Catholic school in New York is so funny because it's like it was the least it was, unironically more free than the public school. Like we could we just had run of that school. We could do whatever, Like I could tell people just didn't I could tell like outside of the fact that like we had to wear uniforms.

Uh yeah, we had. We had like the fucking polo and like I had like a like a yellowish polo and like slacks that I that I had to wear every single day. But beyond that, But beyond that, like we could do like people would bring their GameCubes to school and we would like just like school would end and then the second the bell would ring, we would like start hooking it up in the bathroom. And it was like

the teachers had no fucking autonomy at all. They were just happy. They were I think they were just they were just happy not to be dealing with a school of like five hundred people because I think it was only like seventy kids in that school, which is crazy. Yeah, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. That's a world of a difference. But yeah, man, that's a I want to see the other daily the water would handle

that shit, because there's there. I want to see how they would try how are they gonna because you know, they avoid this at all cost. They literally never talk about it, and they'll try to blame like a drag queed for reading a fucking book in the library, and they're literally militias shutting down libraries and terrorizing them. One of my friends there, that means it's not a pedophile. But like there was that guy who fucking cut his dad's head off. Yeah, like those I saw that I saw that, and

I was like, huh he his dad's an FBI agent. And because of that, these people, this propaganda is working so well that there's the unhinged

people that are acting out. There's a guy that had struck a Nancy Pelosi's husband with a hammer because he believes in all of this child stuff and everything and blah blah blah, and they're all it's all this nefarious, crazy shit, Like, oh, that's why I say, going back to that, like, these people do need to be drawn and quartered because they're literally getting people killed. Literally, And so I want to see all the day of the wired though. I want to see it. Would I think it would

be a fantastic documentary because how it's it's a complete oxymoron. How do you make something that you completely ignore, right, Like, you completely ignore all this shit's happening. Children are getting molested and assaulted and disappeared every fucking week and they never mention it. And even though they care about the kids, it's the number one priority. So how do they make this documentary and now

they have to reconcile with this thing that they've avoided for forever. I think that would be like the greatest ship, Like, how would they even go about it? I don't know. So there's these people, you know, rogue agents that I don't know. They do a couple of weird things, and I don't know. Man directed by Bena Sons late directed by Bench Shapio sounds he can wrap the things off. Oh my god, let's let's forget about this thing about Alex Haley and his family. And so this is a

story about how blacks are. This is the story all about how the blacks are still a problem now. And I'd like to take a minature sit right there, and then here we are on roots Hola, get all the damn blacks out of here. Your name is Toby Boy. And he's like, yes, I am Toby. I will obey forever. It basically doing everything. An idea of The Fresh Prince by Ben Shapiro is that's not that's not bad Daily Wire Fresh Prince. That is amazing that it would be so different

like Carlton. Carlton would just be like the cooniest. Yeah, it would be way more. He would be like he would always have the makeup on, he would always have the black face, he would have whiten himself. He would do minuscule bleachings every every episode. What do you need, Dan, I'm doing my bleaching. Leave me alone, Dan, I'm busy downloading Kenny Chesney songs. Uh. Full metal character. I loved him character. I think he was such a great character. That also is great, like

I I think I love everybody on that show. Actually like it's it's yeah, uh full metal swing wrote in he says, when will the cock rate Patreon tier exist? Cock rate? You want us to rate your penis? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, they want us. I mean, look, if you've got if look, look, if there's really a market out there for it, let us hear it. We'll see what happens. It's gonna be at least one hundred dollars, at least minimum minimum.

I'm not looking at I'm not looking at that pipe for no reason. Doc, I tell you what when when uh, when my only thighs drops this summer, it's gonna be called uh oh, I don't know. I don't know what it's gonna be called. Anyway, Definitely, you can send me money and I will rate your penis. But here's the thing. If it's not erected, don't even don't even don't even don't come with no bullshit.

Don't even fucking play with me, honestly, unless you got a pipe on you, if you gotta, if you got a creature, if you have one and you have a hard time erecting it because it needs too much blood. Okay, fair. I love the idea someone tries to like a video of their hard thinking, they pass out, and they send you that whole thing. You see that video, You see that video of the guy. You're seeing that video of the cartoon. It's like a cartoon. It's

like scare. It's like animated in like a frighteningly like like really jarring way. But he's like iron deficiency gang stand up. Oh, and he's like he falls down, he crashes down the stairs. He is the most via. It's one of the most violent things I've ever seen. But it's pretty good anyway. The reality is we're probably we're not gonna do this, And the reason why we're not gonna do this is for a very simple reason.

It's not even that like I'm not even opposed to this idea in a perfect world, right, It's like whatever, I don't care, Like I'll take your money to compliment or insult your penis, like I could give less of a fuck. The issue is this is the Internet. It's a highly unregulated space. I can't verify if you're a fucking minor. So no, yeah, that's right. So no. The answer to this question is unequivocally no. It would have to be on only fans where I think you have to

do you have to verify your h be on only fans? Pretty sure? Right? I don't know. I don't I know I have I have an account. I don't know if I had to. I think you might have to be a creator because you have to, like ye, your bank account or something. But being a user, yeah, fuck well, I'll look it up later. Who cares only only thighs coming in the summer, we'll we'll circle back to this. Yeah, we'll get your schedule. Work on your penises. You guys need to start juking and stuff. You guys need

to start really getting I've been joking. That was five bro five the Nightmare. The Nightmare wrote in the Nightman says rather have over the Would you rather? The Nightmare says? Would you rather have crazy, super super convincing AI deep fakes like ninety realistic of you guys earnestly admitting to shits so horrible that there's no recovering from it, or release a video or a series of videos of you take guys taking turns spit roasting each other. I mean, I'll

think that, I mean whatever they I what, I don't care. It's AI. If it's ninety percent believable, then that means it's ten percent there's a ten percent layer of doubt there. So like, I don't mind that. I don't want to do. I'm not spit roasting anybody. What the fuck is wrong with? Yeah, I don't want to literally sproat friend questions.

I don't want to spit roast my friends. So the obvious answer is, yeah, I'll deal, Like I just be like, dude, is AI like and everybody would know it, and the people who don't are people who would like who wouldn't care anyway, So like that's kind of I guess is the is the is the is the idea that though the people that don't know you is the majority of people, and they believe it, and it

ruined your career because it ruins your life essentially because of that. I guess that's supposed to be the scenario to make it not so easy to wheeze out of right if it ruins. She didn't say, what did he say us specifically, or do you say your friends? He said, what was that? Was it for you? A series? Would you guys record and release a video or a series of videos of you guys taking turns spit roasting each other? So also us us, Oh yeah, okay, I would definitely

have to go with the AI thing. I'll take my I'll take the I'll take the risk because I really, realistically, I don't really give a fuck of my reputation stars that doesn't really do anything, like not really like the only like, I guess the only thing I'd be really upset with if there was, like, oh, some everyone believed I was on Epstein's black booker, So then I'd be kind of like, what the like, as long as I'm not hunted as hunted, I don't care what people think about me.

You would be hunted in that scenario. That's the only thing I'd probably be having a problem with. Probably people thought like out there, I'm on Epstein's flight list and like nineteen like nineteen ninety two, and I'm like I wasn't born. This is false. I was born. I was born. I was four years old. I don't think. I don't think he wants to hang out with babies a baby, but not for the right reason. Yeah, he was hanging out with little girls, but he doesn't want to

hang out with the male baby. Be like, hey, yo, baby, you want you want to get in on this, you want to you want next baby, and you're just fucking shy yourself. Where's my mom? Where's my mom? Shut the fuck up, baby, We're gonna have some fun. It gives you a line of cocaine and watches a baby suffer, suffer. Fucking yo, baby, a cocaine is fucking crazy. I thought

about I thought about this right. I thought about this right. Imagine selling fentanyl like I imagine giving kids because people did this right, A trigger treating has decreased, genuinely because of the whole fentanyl scared Yeah, funny, imagine giving kids fentanyl Halloween. A little seven year old comes up to you, he gets a candy, eats it, and he just starts zombabies. Why

are people so fucking stupid about that? Though? When when the absolute fuck have you known anyone that's had a candy apple razor blade or poisoning their fucking child like I've never seen. I've never I've never, I've never seen it happen. But I definitely know that people were given drugs before in New York. I know that happened in the Bronx. I don't know that. I'm so absurd, though, Who the fuck gives away free drugs? Villains?

Villain creature villains want to make money, they don't want to the only way you give a big game you're talking about big game villains. We're talking about little street level villains. Maybe maybe, And if that, I still question that because you're gonna waste your only little money you have, just to give it away to somebody and you don't even get to see it happen. You receive the Derek, Derek, did you Derek. It's about it's about the

satisfaction of knowing you know what it's like. Do you know? Do you stay up the house and wait for the ambulance of coming you know? It's no, it's simply it's simply you simply know, But you don't. You simply have to gamble. They might not even eat your candy. It just seems like bullshit. But what you've done, what you've done, is you've you've created. These are These are not big game villains who are cold and

calculated. These are people. These are menaces, people who just want to watch the world burn, just like Michael Place, like a little watch. I poke. There are people. There are people, for real. There are people who poked holes in condoms and that's it, and then they would leave and then just just to know that they created a splinter in space time where it's like I seed ten branching timelines. I just ruined someone's life. Definitely, I will concede. I will concede to that that that that I'm

not even saying it is an impossibility. I say I know I'm probable of like the likeliness of it happening. It's it's just so low. It's so low that it has happeningly unlikely. It's like the idea that it would happen to you at all is is fucking preposterous because it happens like maybe one it's like ninety nine point nine percent chance it's not going to happen to you.

And so the idea of being afraid of it is ridiculous, right right, right, that we lived in a world right where people went on freeway bridges on freeways and threw frozen turkeys off. That really happened. That happened, That really happened, real, actually happened. Like it was twenty thirteen or twenty twelve. It was around college, it was around Uh. So it's not a tradition. It's not a tradition. Though, it's not happening. No, it happens. It happens over there. How all right, this

is terrible, This is terrible. This is terrible, by the way, but like I laughed because I'm shocked by it. But it's so woman hit by frozen turkey tossed through windshield in two thousand and four? Dies? Did they? Did they get the people that did it? Uh? Because I want to see the courtship of that. I don't want to see the fucking turkey tossers, Like I want to see the placed her head. Dude, it replaced her dude. The impact, the impact, the impact broke.

Every time the impact broke. He's laughing fucking crazy. It is so outrageous, it's so evil, Like why like dood compel a person to throw a fucking job, dude, Like, people don't understand that. It doesn't to you barely lived it. She's like, yeah, but that is some people. Okay, I know rocks, people throw rocks at cars, fucking assholes. But okay, so here's this is important, that it is important. The teens were arrested shortly after the assault, and several of them agreed to

testify. Uh. He would have faced up to twenty five years in pricient prison if he was convicted of throwing the turkey. Uh. Instead, the victim intervened and worked to get him amnesty. Oh so this was a different one that didn't I didn't know. So this woman she died, No, this is this is a story about this woman dying. But I guess she didn't die from that, you know what I mean? But I alos thought I always thought her head got popped off. Well, it said it.

The impact broke every bone, and the impact broke broke every bone in her face required a ten hour surgery, three titanium plates, and a wire mesh for her left eye socket to correct. The teens were what I just read, and she and she worked with them to forgive these people because they were teenage and this punk ass bitch, this punk ass bitch. No, I'm sorry. You know, you work with kids that steal, you work with kids that do ship like you don't kids throw Really, any kid that did

that is just the fucking jackass like kid that's not a super villain. You don't rehabilitate that ship though. I'm sorry. It's like just because kids do dumb ship but like that, this is your this is your again, young people do I'm mid the middle. I'm in the middle because listen, listen, listen. I'm sorry. I absolutely I have absolutely thrown not as that bad as that, but I've done some ship life. But also at the same time, at the same time, I knew I was being a dumb

kid. Of course, everybody is aware of the dumb shit they're doing, right, But then usually the point is, oh, maybe they don't. They didn't realize the the the the entire ramifications of what the batches that they're doing. But you know, going a fucking frozen turkey is going to hurt somebody. That is the point. There is no other point of doing that, Like, there's no they threw it off a bridge when a car was coming point, And that's not when you do that. That's what I'm saying.

There's no other point of, like, say, throwing a frozen turkey through a house window. I can forgive that supremely idioticulous. It's no, it's extremely idiotic. But the thing is, your intent is not to hurt somebody. Now, somebody could get hurt, they could be right by the window, but your idea of the odds of that happening is very low compared to the only outcome of throwing something that heavy off the fucking the bridge. Two. There's only one outcome. There's only one fucking outcome. Yeah,

dude. I people say that like, oh man, they were young. It's like, dude, I was young. I've been young too. I've never done anything even remotely like this. I've done my fair share of like shitty things, but nothing remotely, nothing even remotely close to this, and and things. It's like Kingson almost agree. Kings is like, oh, well, I've done my fair share of future too. But like Kingson, you're a you should be and you should be you should be put away.

You're terrible, You're you're scary, you're scared, you're a scary person. I'm not that bad. I never harmed anyone. But I've definitely done fireball out of your window out of fear. It wasn't because I did it because I was a fucking I did it because I wanted to hurt nobody. I was scared. I saw what happened. I was like, Oh, you did it because you were scared. That's oh. I did it because I was scared. Oh throw it in the Yeah, it would have been in

the house. It would have been inside. My whole water would extinguish it. I you threw it out and somebody's ass. I got scared. The guy came up to the guy came up to my door head. The guy came out my door in that military uniform he had. He had that military uniform. He came up to my door, and I just said, look, man, the the Weinstein's are hiding in that house. And I was just like, I gave them up because I was just I was just afraid.

I was just I don't know, I was just stupid. That is I love how extreme that is. That is like zero two one billion, significantly different. I don't think it's any different. I don't think it's I don't think it's any I think you're throwing. I think you throwing a fireball out of your window is equivalent to giving away a hiding family of Jews during the Holocaust. That is wild. That is with fear so the same.

Yeah, you're right, you're right. It's like, let me like, let me, let me give you one of the most fucked up things. I haven't did this. I was around when it happened. My friend found out that birds can't have things that I have, like at that carbonated stuff. Yes, like like rice and ship they can't have that. Yeah. We literally went to the edge of Manhattan and he gave them like fucking and he gave them an ascids. And I saw a bird pop and I was

like, oh no. And I remember the whole ride home. I was sitting down on the trade laughing and cry because I never killed an animal before. I never I don't think I ever killed animals. Still to this day, it's not like I haven't I haven't animal an idiot. Yeah, And I was I have it on the trade back to the rocks, sitting down crying and shaking and laughing because I was my brain split right down in the middlewhere like that was hilarious but also that was a living animal. Yeah,

you are, I've been involved in like that. We're like, hey, you know, yeah, I've never I never got off on hurting animals ever. Up understand the pest thing. I get that. Yeah, the roaches when I when I killed those roaches a little too. You went a little too experiment. You want a little to doctor Mangelo with your ship though, disturbing. I just froze them. You did other things, you did other things. No, I did. I never did anything. I remember one

of the episodes you you talked about a couple of things you did. I've never killed animal that. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything more than like I crushed them and I froze them. But I didn't do anything whatever you said then, yeah, you said, well, yeah, whatever you said. You said some ship that I was like, man, this guy like I dissected them or something like. What did I say? I can't I remember. I don't remember what I said. Probably, dude,

this was probably like actually four years ago. That's the problem because it was very early on. It was I think it was before the pandemic. Might have been in person recording. When you talk about carbon No, I didn't I didn't. I didn't. I'm not going to pretend. I'm not going to pretend like there aren't things I would have loved to do to them, because I fucking I hated them so much. But like I didn't actually go out of my way to like build contraptions or anything. I just I would

stomp them when I saw them. And if if I did see them and I had compressed air around me, I would turn upside down and I would freeze them. Otherwise they would run away. Otherwise they would run away and then wouldn't be able to get them. But you could just stomp on them. But okay, well, I don't know. I didn't like at a certain here's the thing about I get that you don't want to step on them. Okay, it's just like it. Ruins can choose, and then they

smell at a certain point. If you've killed too many of them, you don't want to know what roaches smell like. It's bad. One of my friends stomped on the giant which the socks on, and I was like, that's hard, that's disgusting, that's hard. He should be stomped on. That's actually worse than doing it with your bare foot because like it's all in your sock ship like big Like I'm not afraid of bugs, but big roaches

scare me. They do actually scare me a little bit. They're just gross, like the squish and then all the juices every like no, all that noise because you hear you hear like a box, you know. Yeah, you're like, did you guys, you guys, did you guys get that video that I sent you guys in the text in the textchat of no no No, I said, I said a video in the in the in the textchat of pee wee Herman saying the N word, and it maybe it maybe really got me off guard. I was thinking, oh is this like is

he gonna like die? And then it's gonna maybe a fan made thing that has our segment or something. I was staying the no. It completely went. He completely caught me off guard. Syan Nara, Oh my god, that's stamper. Oh is it? Yeah? That would make sense? Yeah, yeah, all right, let's uh one more, let's get let's get one more and then we'll head on out of here. Uh yeah, uh, what the fuck is this? Oh? Okay, this is I don't know if we've addressed this or not Child Endangerment wrote it, and he says,

what's up strength? Dexed and intelligence? Question for you, Chris, and a comment for Derek thoughts on Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. I heard you mentioned it like once in the past, and Derek, the amount of oiled up batties in that game is astounding. You gotta try it. Did you not play Cyberpunk? Derek? So here's so this is really funny. What's not funny at all? It's one of those things where you know it it I fork. I don't know how this happened. Short answer, I have

not played it. I don't know how this happened. This is one of those things where my brain almost tricked itself into thinking like surely yeah, But then like I started thinking about it, I was like, I what, I just completely my brain. It did one of these things that I don't

have a good explanation for that. It just I know I would enjoy this game, the romance options and all this stuff thing our RPG elements, CD project read and Okay, I remember when I first launched, I was like, of course, I'm not gonna play it, but then they fixed it and I just, for some reason just forgot about it. Even with the fucking Fantom Liberty and all that shit came out, it didn't something was bothering me, but I didn't quite figure it out that I'm like, oh my

god, I forgot to buy the fucking game. I just forgot. And so it's weird that it's been this many years and I just have not experienced it at all. And I almost think there's a little level of embarrassment that that I just kind of like suppressed it. You know, they'll like completely forgot to play it, like fuck whatever though whatever, it's fucking probably like thirty bucks an how or something probably for both things if I if I look, yeah, it's pretty good. It is a very very very good game.

And there's a ton of bad bitches in that game that has a lot of bad bitches. Okay, thirty six bucks for all the corporate I can fuck that evil bitch. I forgot her name. Oh yeah, I forgot that evil bitch. I get you arrested. That did that rob having were having baggered yet? Jesus Christ daggered? I haven't daggered yet, but I haven't baggered yet. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's do

let's let's do. Calt me down cyberpunk three two one. We're gonna read all of our twenty five dollars and up patrons now, uh, starting with fuck bitch ass Patreon, this website can suck my fucking balls and my dick and my cock. Chris, thanks for not making the two hundredth guests be Julia Lee Dreyfus Uh duct taped to a chair. Gladsween talked you out of

it. Patreon cuts off my name. Uh. The UK English dub of dragon Ball bargains imprisoning me all that I see absolute savings Leon Sam's Big Meetings. What the UK don't dragon Ball? Sorry? Yeah, yeah, you go. There's no way that's not a real thing. There's a lose my mind if that was real. And you be here, cockle Rock, what what in your hells are you doing here? Your bloody same monkey? Oh

my god, yeah, it's my mister Satan, right have you? Oh yeah, strongest strongest bloke around, strongest bloke in the man's in it? In it? Are you daft? Blood cock? I'm your brother ratits it's right, it's my rads, I'm your brother mate. We're a le. We're more your eyes. We're all your eyes from the dimension. You know that's getting into Australia at that point. Everyone everyone just has that tinge of like the vaguely British accent. It's uh, there's Kiwi's in it. There's

fucking Australians in it. It's just a fucking disaster. Apartheid niggas are in it. It would be pretty good. Oh my god, South African Afrikans people South Africa like the like the district nine accent. Oh man, it'd be. It's weird to me, man, I don't get it because it can't Australian. But then it's not weird. No Kiwis or not. They have a lot of the same mannerisms. Yeah, there's a term. Well, I don't know. All I know is that they speak Afrikaans. That's

all I know. And I and that upsets me for some reason. Upsessment that they have the like it's called Afrikaans. Oh my god, I don't don't do that. Call my home my o ho ma oh may. The genas would be gallic knife because they can't have guns and garlic because garlic noife, No, you can times four right, blood No, I'm gonna turning myself into a donosorro. I We're gonna get the dragon bowl. He waits for the Imperial Basement System. God damn, I want to watch that.

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Hispanic girl say when losing a virgin virginity? Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes. Oh my god, I don't think that's is that hystereo? That doesn't sound real. I've never heard that in my life. Yeah, come in the sheets. Heard that's unfortunate. I don't know. This must be Mexican as fun because I never heard that in my life growing up. I gotta say, come in, it's come in the sheets. Wait, what are we doing? Are we? Are we expounding? No,

we don't need to. Let's not. Yeah, it's a good idea. Coming the sheets up to my ankles, coming the sheets up to my knee, Come in, Come in the sheets, all on my butthole, come in my eyes, all over me. I don't know what that is. I don't know if it's reference to something or just that he's got a

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of right. Vince Fence actually shot on a woman's head during a threesome ellipses allegedly. I just I really, I really can't get over how fucking insane that is average plit energy. What starts with my hellcat is a push to start and ends with the R. Just the hard R. Sar coffee on Twitch Yo, I can work on gangs. The quest fuck me police nw A uh uh police is that would have said fuck me police? Oh police? Yeah, it's dumb going straight to hell for that friend's thumbnail, that

first thumb that was crazy earlier today. I was just looking at it earlier today because I was scrolling through my shit looking for something and I was just laughing at it. Insane. Him spitting the water out is so fucking up. It's so outrageous. Going to hell. Right, Yeah, we're going to Hell. I stopped paying my rent so I could be a real fan. Transferm Gremlin exposing people with like us intongers in ninety million rodgens of ionizing

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it? Yeah? Really? Yeah? Are you dead? Carl? Years old, you son of a bitch. You know that is right? Fuck yeah, I remember, Hey, Dylan, it's a lot of niggas. He was freaking Apollo Creed was Dylan Man, Dylan, you son of a beebe. It made me so happy knowing that Apollo actually beat Rocky more time than the Rocky beat Apollo. That made my heart feel better made I don't know why why it made me feel better, but it made me way better. That's such a bummer. It was like, yeah, Rocky, fuck

you, punk as bitch. He's great. He was great and good. Mandalorian too, he was great in a norbit we played everybody. Wait what m Carl? Continue reading? Please continue, Please, please continue reading, Please Carl Weathers, for the love of all that is. I know Carl Weathers. I know Carl Weathers. I can tell him. You know, the rest of your life you have ruined that you don't think I know you don't think. I know Carl Weathers. I know his I know his catch

fight. I know. Hey, hey, hey, I know Carl Weathers. Okay, God damn it, rude you guys. I am officially this podcast. I don't know if I'm allowed to talk to you. Anymore. That is really God is actually please Carl Weathers. Goddamn, Look, we were too respectful, Like we've been so disrespectful that everybody else who's died on this show. We can't just arbitrarily start with Carl Weathers. I'm not legitimately angry. I was like, oh, man, I think I needed I

think I needed like ten more minutes to get there. And then I was like, you needed it took it took you three seconds to turn on Pee Wee Herman. If that pee Wee herbman, his life is hilarious. Well that wasn't me finding out he was dead, though, Oh yeah, I think that's fair. Immediately I think it was. I literally just found out right now. I was just kind of processing it. The idea of coming up hair and the movie hilarious him busting on people's hair, the like,

oh yeah, yeh that I mean, it's it's a fan. That was a that was a good segment. That was great, and ironically, like he was so funny on like actually like on Arrested Development, like when he would show up on that was fucking insane. Like there were these like recurring bits with Carl Weathers that I really loved on the rest of development. Yeah, it was a while ago, but uh, where the all right? Where the fuck is he? Rest in peace, Carl, Hopefully the weather's

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how they get it's it's just a very funny word. It is. It works and it fits a lot of times. Even as Tom McDonald thing, I was like, because he says they call me offensive, I want to be like they call me an f slur, Like I immediately want to use that because it's just like he's like the cam me offensive controversial and like I wanted to, but instead I just found a different thing where it's like to call me a twinking controversial, like I like, I found a way around

it. So it's but it works so well. I can't use a funny word. It's unfortunately it's a slur, you know, with word edwards. I think that word's hilarious. It's pretty funny. It is really funny. Nwardly is the funniest way in my life to say. That's just a real word. This is a real word. You don't have to say that word. You'll have to say edward. And I think that word is I think

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that, you know what I mean? Like if you were like a good asset and people liked you, like I don't think that would get you. But like if if people got their sights on you, that that'll be that'll get you. That point, yeah, because he probably did it as a joke, like this is funny, and then like who's gonna appropriate Like finally, get this ashle out of here. Yeah, finally this fucking psycho, We're gonna get rid of adhesive. You hear this, You hear this,

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man. You'll play Teching yet? Now? I can't. I can't justify buying it because it's a game that I'll probably only play at people's houses, So I'll just play. I'll just play other people's copies. I can't. No one's gonna come here to play Teching. I thought about I thought about buying it, but I'm like, I'm just not gonna. I might even play your Fighter six enough anymore. Mmm. Yeah, I like text right now, tech It's probably my favorite. It's just you know, I I

don't know. I I can't. I can't. There's no neutral in modern fighting games anymore. Bro I hate it all right, there's no guessing. Everybody just starts fucking going wild instantly, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude, can I tell you something? Honestly, I'm a little bit bummed that you that you bailed on the joke midway through about about the light in your face. Oh what's up? I'm a little I'm a little bummed.

Like I was kind of hoping you would last the whole time and then at the end we would we would be like, hey, hey, sween, can you lower your brightness? Like that's kind of what That's kind of what I was building towards. You killed it immediately. Yeah, look at that. Look at him. I'm trying to recover. Let's get the hell out of here. Thanks for supporting us over a pitch on our concest sarking. Next, for your viewership, Thanks for your listeners, Thanks for your questions,

Thanks for all that ship. You guys are the best, even though you're homeless and we would never associate with you in in in public, and you know we would cross the street we saw you approaching. Despite all that, we care about you very deeply. Do not approach me ever, Just don't, uh, all right? Bye. I want you guys to understand it's one thing real quick. You're never actually safe ever. You're always in danger until the moment you're dead. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I