#196: When SIMPS Attack

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. I hope you're all doing well. It's me Chris Raygun. It's it's him, Tom Sweeney. It's him, Derek, Derek black person. Look at him, look at him with his with his looney mask. You better be careful with that ship. You gotta be careful with that ship. That ship can be How how much did that cost you? How much was that mask? One hundred and

fifty bones? Oh damn. So that's like not even like a joke, that's like, that's no, this is like I invested to because I was like, I need real ship, not some rubber bull shit. Yeah. So that's like mask one hundred and fifty on condos my whole life. Bro. That's crazy. That's that's that's potentially a haunted mask. So you gotta be fucking careful with that ship. I would be. I would be. I would be worried if it wasn't it was built in it was customized in

the Southeast Asia. But if it was in like say, like some a lot of ghosts, yeah, I mean yeah, a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of yeah, a lot of war casualty ghosts, probably it's actually probably way more haunted, because you know how people always say, uh, Indian Native American burial grounds are like haunted and ship, so like, yeah, it's probably just as bad over there. Actually, I feel like they're not haunted by everybody there. It's just like I'm just

I'm just dead now let me be. They're definitely absolutely haunted. I don't think that absolutely. I've been every time I've been to cemeteries at night, and let me tell you, there's like a I have never I have never been to a cemetery at night and not seen at least five Wendy gooes. That's insane. Even haunting creatures, that's what. That's what Mason, even

like, what are you experiencing eight other people? That's it. They're not even like spirits, They're just they're most there's always like every time I yeah, every time I see one, there's always a ghost that whispers to me. He's like, did you say that one to go run away? The idea of that goes I'm out of here, dude. You know the idea of a ghost of being afraid of anything is I I love that idea.

I've definitely been to I've definitely been to like graveyards a night time and their eerie, but they're not really who are you with when you did that? Like just just it's been friends obviously, Yeah, like white peop. Yeah, obviously I would in my dumber days and my dumber days when I was trying to make an older situation work. Yes, the white woman. Now I don't. Now, I'm like, oh no, Like if really asked me to do that lever, I'd be like, wow, that's crazy.

You were almost forever, and then I'll just almost forever. I've definitely kicked over toombstones, definitely stole their flowers. I mean, people love bodies up, slap the bodies around a few times. Like I look at this thinking selfies, I've done all that ship man, there's you dug and slapped the bodies. I love how there's nothing more disrespectful than slapping something. There's something about it that is I'm gone to wakes and my open hands slap the body

in viewing. Everybody's getting mad. I'm like, shut the fuck up, I do it again, you do it again, do it again. Yeah. Yeah, me and my bro we have we have fond memories of you know, tag teaming. I don't know if you ever heard of the Dudley Boys. They have just like finishing move called the Dudley Depth death drop, just do a three D and fucking just over the coffin and snapping in half.

Those were good days, man, those were good days. Growing apart since then, we probably need to crash another funeral and like get back together, you know what I mean, get back together? What kind kind of creature does that? You know, like, what kind of person goes to funerals? And they just like, I'm a disrespect this person, this person that I don't even know. I never met this person ever in my life.

They've never bothered me. There's no person. It's just a box there, No but the being that's willing to direspect, not the not the fucking what do they what do they call? What's the new word? I found out about a new version for a body called it's another for a dead body? What was it called? I don't look at the word like a slang term for dead body's an official term, but it sounds funny, okay, caver, Yes, yes, that's not a new phrase. That's what I

found out. I found out cataver cadaver recently, because it's yeah, like maybe within like the last like three or four years. I never I never heard cadaver before. I've heard cadaver if I never what it meant because I didn't know what I meant about it. Because cadaver, because canaver. Listen, let's listen. Cadaver is such a like cadaver doesn't sound like it's it's an object. Then there's nothing personable about it anymore. When you say, oh, go go get the cadaver, put it in a room. That

doesn't sound like you're talking about a human's body. It sounds so detached from I mean, I get that's so funny to me. You've ever heard that? Probably I've probably heard it, but I never really put it really gets me. That's not caver is not a common English word. No. The thing that gets me about it is that, surely is that not like at the very least like a like a D and D or like a that doesn't

come up in like fantasy talk at all. Like no, people I don't know, people don't because that's that is a word, that is an official word, right, But you don't hear cadaver. You don't hear people say that. People say dead body, that's what people say. People don't say can. I don't know. I feel like I've heard that's surprising to me anyway people have said it. Yeah, people say ad average, especially people when they're referring to like moving a dead body, they all move a cadaver

like people that are like doing like mortuary work. It is is, but it is interesting that like you never somehow you never made the connection by you've heard it, but you never be cause it's like it's it's one of those things where only usually when I found out what it meant, I was like,

oh, definitely, that's what it means. That's that That is so interesting because I just for as long as I can remember watching but it's probably also has to do with watching Nice to Watch SVU like when I was young. And then there's also like there was a death metal band called Waken the Cadaver that I just but like I just there's I just I don't know, I can't remember actually learning it, but I will say I've heard a lot

of horror movies and stuff. Yeah, I don't know. Like when I was young, I remember juxtaposition was a word that I I heard a lot, but I never even bothered to look it up. And then it and then it's like when I paid attention to her, I'm like, well, I don't exactly know what that means, but I've heard it enough in context where I think I know what it means. It's like, because it's just a weird that is a weird sounding fucking word to be it is. It

sounds like tricky, I don't know. It sounds I don't know, like a gesture. It sounds like it would be tied to something good. The word like in and of itself, almost sounds like a juxtaposition, you know what I mean, Because it's like you have the word, which is like a completely normal word, and then you have chucksto, which is like, what the fuck? That's not in anything? That's that's that sound doesn't exist at anything. So it's kind of a person like a clown or something like

it would be like a medieval gesture or something. Another word, but hey, they throw a ship at them and stuff, and the I'm so, hey, man, I'm sort of in between these things. I'm compared to these things. So that's the worst possible entertainment gimmick I've ever heard for fucking anybody. I'm juxtough the jest there watched me put two things that shouldn't be together together? Say that really rolls off the chunk tongue though, don't it? Though? Yeah? I could see that on a sign, a big

sign for me mark the word the word homologous. I didn't know that word. I didn't. I knew that before I knew the word analogous, because homologous analogous kind of mean the same thing. I actually don't think I've ever heard somebody use that word homologous. Nothing science, that's why. Yeah, like bio, Oh yeah, okay, I know you're like, I haven't heard this word since fucking definitely high school. But we're we're like, oh, that's homologous, and people say analogous, and I was like, don't

you mean? I was because I didn't know analogous. I didn't know what analogous meant, and I thought it meant the other one of the amalus. Yeah, homologous, homologous is analogous. But again in bio, yeah, exactly, but it's funny, it's just anal But the I don't know what the fuck are we talking. We gotta we gotta look first of all. First of all, first of all, a hey, first of all, Merry Christmas, Happy holidays to all people out there. Thank thank you for

being listeners, especially long time niggas. We're hopping. We're hopping in. We're close to like be for for four years of this ship, which sounds insane to me. It's something that wait, we've been doing this for four fucking years. That doesn't sound right to like that happened. It's the same thing, same thing happened with with Sacred where it's like, hey, we're doing like we've done this for five years. It's like, how is that

fucking possible? But whatever, I mean, I guess we're here. We've had our We've consistently had our biggest month on Patreon every month for the last like a few months, which is fucking I needed to log into the Patreon for whatever reason. I can't remember why, and uh, when I saw the number, like my eyes were like, what wild man, it's wild, It's so fucking awesome. It's it's it's really insane. Yeah, you know, we've got as I appreciate you guys, any of you. In

fact, I've never had somebody. I've never had somebody undercut what I was, what I was trying to say, so quickly and so immediately in such a specific way. It's crazy. I can't speak for Kingston. I would never wish to those days, But all I would like to say is I really, I really appreciate you guys. I don't even care. I don't even care that you guys are homeless. It does bother me a little bit. I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna pretend like it doesn't Like I think

about it. Sometimes I try to leave I try to leave that information out where I tell people about you guys. I try to, like, I leave the homelessness kind of like on the side, because it's fucking embarrassing, quite frankly. But uh, you know, we'd still appreciate your support. We still appreciate your support, and you know we've, like I said, just the fact that every month for the last several months has been our biggest

month yet and it just seems to keep going up is fucking crazy. It's also very confusing because the subscriber number for the YouTube channel goes down constantly, so like, I don't understand what the it doesn't seem to make sense at all, Like it's like, Okay, we make we make more money and we get more viewers, but also we lose subscribe. I don't get it. I don't know. Maybe maybe YouTube's being weird, but YouTube is absolutely being weird. I'll I'll just leave it at that. It is. I've

had that problem. A lot of people have had that same fucking problem, even when they've seen I have one time, I just want to say, real quick, actually before you move one, because I'm glad you brought this up, because it upset me so much that after years of suffering that with my main channel, one person in the support team was actually told me the truth and no one ever again, and they said, you have too many yellow dollar signs. When this happens, your shit goes in the algorithmic abysses,

it starts shaping, it fucks your channel up. Like that makes fucking perfect sense, because I think we have maybe three green videos in the entirety of this channel. I think maybe three episodes of this podcast are monetized. And that's it. Because immediately right off the bat, everything that we talk about so fuck this is usually an N word. In the first ten seconds

obviously obviously, Yeah, okay, that makes perfect sense. So YouTube is just uh man, maybe I should just like restart my original channel then too, because that's definitely happening with my original channel as well, because there's something worse. I think the here's the problem with that. I think the only way you can actually fix it is that you have to it has to be intervention from their side, like they have to give you a clean slate because

you've already been marked. For example, you know, I figured out here, here's a sad fucking thing where people there are some people that were being like, oh man, your channel, your main channel is completely dead, and I'm like, yeah, I know, but you know what's fucked up. I'm right now with this podcast, I'm making more money than I ever did with my main channel because my main channel was so fucked from the very get go. When I started comparing money with people like here, I always

use it as an example. December twenty sixteen was a huge month for a lot of people in the community to estate at whatever. I know some people that made upwards of tens to twenty thousands whatever. We had similar numbers and views. I made less than three thousand dollars and that was an amazing month for me. And so when I started learning there was people making like upwards

of this type of money and this and their addman. So I'm like, oh, my channel's been fun fucking dead since twenty fifteen because of some of the subjects I talked about, like Islamic terrorism and blah blah blah and some other shit that I was talking about, and they just immediately like, this guy's not cool to fucking make money. They were avaged and so the so I was like, me losing this, all this views and all this shit

on my main channel. It really didn't mean anything to me because I was barely it was only advertising was I was making money through that, And once they went away, I'm like, I have no reason to fucking up keep the channel anymore. It makes no difference to me. It's just so crazy to me that that like the channel keeps losing, but like the show is. It's just it's so interesting to me that like the show is making more money, it's getting more viewers, it's getting more listeners, it's getting more

downloads. But then this is it doesn't make sense because just the channel watches the algorithmic of this that's so weird. It's like why, Yes, That's what I really don't like about YouTube is especially now, is that it's not even really representative. Like I put it this way a long time ago. But if a video fails, it's not even because the video. You can't even know for sure if it's oh, is it because the video is bad? Is it because the side is broken? Is it because the site is

working as intended? And it's just built in a stupid way? Like there's there used to be a really clear defining understanding of like why something would fail. If your video didn't hit, it's because it didn't it just wasn't good or people didn't care about it. There was like an actual connecting line between how good something was and how interesting something was to the audience versus how well it did. And now that kind of doesn't exist at all. Now.

It doesn't matter if the thing is good or if it like, if the audience responds well to it, or if it's really engaging to people, if people are willing to pay money for it, because if your channel has this many fucking yellow dollar signs attribute to it, it will actively work against that content for no reason. So it's just like it's it's a fucking annoying platform.

It's really stupid. It's terrible, And the only thing I've seen to counteract it even at all is in which you can't do with a podcast format is uh, you have to change titles, change thumb you have to continuously fuck with things to get people to return to the video, to trick the algorithm to be like, oh, this video must be really interesting because X, Y and Z keep returning to this video and they'll try to boost in

the algorithm. So if you've noticed, there's a lot of people nowadays that will change their thumbnail like almost like three times in a month and change the title to almost like make it almost yeah. But you can't podcast not really. I mean you can change the picture within it, but you're not going to change the number of the episode. You can't really change the fucking title, not really. It's just it's not really good for to do with the

podcast. So it's just it is what it is. I think the there's not much that can be done other than if we specifically, and we've talked about doing this before, making the putting the clips on the channel, putting clips on that channel specifically to just start shifting stuff out, and then the algorithm being oh, they're really active, maybe we should fucking it's just like it's it's gay, that's long, it's stupid. I'm I'm I'm already at

the point where we could just not put it on YouTube. That's where I've been there. I've been there for a while. I've already been there for a while. I know it would we would lose a significant amount of people. Now, I know, like say, you know, it's crazy. I feel like we'd lose no money, but I feel like we would lose

people wouldn't see the podcast, and that's not fair to those people. That is where I stand on it. That's where I'm at where I'm like, we shouldn't just take it away with some people, some people watching on you know there was a way like yeah, yeah, if there was a way to put video on Spotify, that would be uh yeah, were working on that, I think, aren't they? I Mean they said that fucking years ago, and I'm like, well, they're slowly rolling shit out but not

fast enough. And I feel like they've had the capability to do it a long time ago, and they just kind of don't really, it's not that important to them. I look at the numbers. Every week, we gotta look at the numbers and analyze the numbers, and every week it's up. It's upward trajection. And then you go look at YouTube and you're like this weird stagnation, like why YouTube is not a YouTube? Is? Why? Like why is it here? Because it's not a meritocracy at all. It's

just it exists almost to stifle good ship. Like it almost like it's it's it really does suck, but it's it's more about kid. It's like a little let's let's make a friendly vlog about fucking rainbows or something like. It's it's just like that's the only ship that's even remotely profitable. Or you have a big audience that I don't know, like people like uh, I don't know, like critical have where Like it's just kind of they were already kind

of huge before and so they kind of can make it work regardless. But it's just like I don't know, but even they do like other stuff. It's like, hey, here's a comic, here's a merch line, here's like an event, here's you know what I mean. It's like you can't really just do YouTube anymore, which is lame. I've been like I have like a certain content right about like certain nas I, S, B and

D content. Right. I got all these names before, and then now I'm going back looking through and I'm getting all these smaller names now because now these people are part of the algorithm when these videos are made like four years ago, and I'm like, where was this video when I was first looking for this content? Now I find it. That's really cool. Three years ago would have been helpful to find this as well. You know, you know, you know what. The answer to that is, no clue,

you're gay. Let's move on to the let's make a big facts. It's always I'm gay. Every time somebody I saw that clip going around for some reason, I don't know why, that clip has showed up on my like, Instagram and on my Twitter like a million times since we posted that episode. I don't even remember what episode that's from. I don't I don't know what the fuck we were talking about, but like I said something like, you know what my retort to that is, and you're like, what I

said, you're gay, and it's just that clip. I don't know what the fucking context was for that at all, but not even a little bit. We have a we have a lot to get to today, uh, and we do want to get to a lot of questions as well. So I do want to start with this Insomniac leak because I'm sincerely fascinated by the reaction that certain people have had to this. And for people who don't know, I mean, I don't even know how how would I sisen? A

few days ago at the time of recording this episode. Insomniac Games the developer of like you know, classic Ratchet and Clanks, on Set Overdrive and more recently the smash Hit like a PlayStation Uh, spider Man the exclusive, the Placetation inclusive spider Man Games. They're the victim of like this massive data breach. Hacker somehow got their hands on an insane amount of data that they held

over Sony for for a two million dollars ransom. These actors were like, hey, give us the two million dollars or else all this information goes out.

Uh. Then information including like a full test build of their upcoming Wolverine game or at least like a vertical slice of it, or early gameplay footage screenshots, story spoilers, the internal documents, revenue data, budgets, sales data, personal information about employees including you know, like uh like voice actors, passports and and personal information, contracts, emails, all that kind of It's yeah, probably a new or two in there. I don't know if

that's a bunch of dicks. There's a bunch of like is a Spider Man's dick, like a bunch of Spider Man's hyper realistic cock and it's pronged, which is crazy, but you know, there's so there's a lot of this information is like over terriby of this information, right, Lots of videos of the game have leaked as well, like vertical slices and stuff. Is crazy. And evidently these people did not get that two million dollars because otherwise we

wouldn't be talking about this stuff. Uh Now, leaks in and of themselves are like not really anything new to the game's industry. In fact, they've been like astoundingly common lately. In particular, we had the Nvidiao leak a few years back that kind of spoiled everything until like twenty twenty five we had the GTA five leaks or the GA six leaks, the Capcom leak from a while back. Even just last week there was this massive suicide squad killed the

Justice League leak that was being covered by fucking everybody. There's an Xbox leak too that detailed like what their next console was going to be in like twenty twenty six or whatever the fuck, and like even just the design of it

patents for like controllers and stuff. There's been a lot of leaks just in the last year, and for some reason, the Insomniac League happens, and I saw this kind of sentiment going around from people that are really big in the industry, and even some people that I like genuinely like like and respect and know personally. We're talking about how like, oh, well, we're not going to cover this leak, because you know, leaks hurt the developers,

and you know, you know, it's not cool. They work really hard to make these games, They work really hard to put these stuff together, and it's the industry's been suffering like an insane amental layoffs. So you know what we're not going to cover. We're not going to cover the Sony leaks or the early Insomniac leaks, which is like as a as a as a premise and a sentiment. I get because developers do get a lot of shit for no reason, especially like when a lot of the times publishers are

to blame for a lot of the shit that people blame developers for. I get that. But these people, these same people were covering leaks the entire year, gleefully, like really happily talking about how like, oh man, look at all these fucking suicide squad leaks. Oh my god, look at

the Xbox leaks. But suddenly because it's Insomniac and because it's a PlayStation studio, and unfortunately I have put two and two together with some of these people, where like they have a really close relationship with Sony Studios, even specific Insomniac. I can't help but look at that and be like, well, it kind of feels like you just don't want to upset your friends, And I get that, but maybe this isn't really what your job should be.

Then, like, if you want to schmooze with these people and you want to be of course do would I want to be friends with Sam Lake and like Hydeo Kajima apps a fucking lutely, that'd be awesome. It'd be so sick to call these people up or talk to them whenever the fuck you wanted. But at the same time, it's like, doesn't that kind of I don't know, should you be covering games in that way if that's what your

goal is, I don't know. That's fucking crazy to me, because there's a lot of news here that is really fucking incredible, like really interesting. Shit. Sunset Overdrive made five hundred and sixty seven dollars in profit. That's crazy. Stay so good, dude. Wait wait, I'm sorry, I'm

sorry. Wait what the fuck did you just say a Sunset over Sunset over I've made five hundred dollars in profit, which by the way, made more apparently than fucking the new Ration Clank game, because the New Rational Clank game didn't didn't turn a profit apparently. So like, there's just really fucking fascinating things in there. And then obviously, like the entire release schedule for the the entire release schedule for insomniacs like games leading up to twenty release schedules,

the first terly schedule is fucking absurd. That is. First of first, let me let me, let me, let me air out with Era. Okay, I think that the fact that people's personal information, the fact that it was hacked and then they attempted to negotiate that shit is super shitty and

it needs to be condemned. I think the whole entire leak, the leak culture needs to be fucking quelled and Sunny's happened to somebody really quick, like some shit needs to be initiated fast, because we've developed this really bad effect where we assume when we deserve to see the games for people already, and granted there are sentences where there's like there's the halos and the less of the halo, it's not when do we deserve to see them? It's just,

oh, well, it's out there and it's news. No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, that's not that's not what I Meah, that's that exactly. If it's out there, it's out there, you know, and like what's out there, you know, might as well see it if it's out there. But the fact that it's become so common that it's out there in general is a bit of a problem now, right, like right, the culture has become too common. It's just too common now, it's ways too common. In the last four years.

I know what you're saying. It's just a matter of, like, I don't like the clickiness that I feel from this. It's there, it seemed because dude, fucking what was it there were I don't know, man, if the the idea with you that like its suddenly no no, but the idea that suddenly we are like really empathetic to people in this situation, like we're oh, suddenly we're like really empathetic to Insomniac for having this massive leak, because like, developers want to be able to surprise people, and they

want to They don't want to show stuff before it's ready because it's not ready yet, and they want you to see their stuff when it's when it's actually ready and when it's actually indicative of like what you're going to be seeing. And I understand that, but where was that attitude the entire last year? Where was this attitude last week when these people were covering the fucking suicide squad leaks in great fucking detail. I don't. I don't I agree with you.

I don't want the idea certain people are exempt from that empathy Like that bothers the hell out of me. It's like, either you cover all Either either you cover all of these leaks with the understanding that it sucks for the people involved, but it's news and we'll cover it, or you have the empathetic stance where it's like, hey, listen, we understand that this is really hard on the studios, and so we're not going to cover leaks in

general. That should be your only two, you know, operating procedures. When as far as that goes, you can't pick and choose and look because like I saw Greg Miller from Kind of Funny, I know people are gonna be like, oh, well, you do a podcast with Colin, Greg's old co host. It really has nothing to do with that. I have no real negative opinion about Greg Miller at all, but I saw this this thing where he's like, hey, you know, this is really hard on

Insomniac, so we're not going to cover it. And I know for a fact that Greg is in Spider Man like his like, there's a character in Spider Man that's he's an Easter Egg in Spider Man, and I can't help but see that, No notice that, well he's not an Easter egg, and he's not an Easter egg. And in Suicide Squad killed the Justice League. He's not an Easter Egg in any Xbox game. He's not an Easter Egg in GTA six. Probably he's not an Easter Egg in any Capcom game.

But he's an Easter egon a Spider Man game. And just so happens, that's the one that he refuses to cover, like it it sits really incorrectly with me, And look, I don't I'm not saying that you have to cover every single bit of it, because there's information in there that has no business being shared by anybody. Like there's no need to show like, oh hey, here's oh it's news, here's Uri loan Thal's passport. That's

not fucking necessary. That's not news. That's just doxing, Like there's nothing newsworthy that you get out of knowing what the eury loan Thal's passport looks like. But there's massive news to be uncover from the fact that fucking Sunset Overdrive made five hundred dollars. That is crazy and that's fucking fascinating, Like that's

like a really interesting thing. I don't think anybody's I don't think anybody would have ever thought that that was true or like the entire slate of their releases up to twenty thirty and even some some uh some things about about that and how interesting that is and how fucking often they are planning to release shit, which is fucked like, They've got a lot of games planned for the next couple of years, and that's that's whether whether we like it or not,

whether that destroys the surprise or not. And I get I it totally does, like it ruins a lot of surprises, but it's a news and I don't I agree. You're you're right about this nature of my it's my friend, So I'm not gonna say anything because that's not fair in journalism, you know. Yeah, integrity, I totally, I totally get the impulse.

I get it, But at the same time, it's like, dude, you got you're in this sphere and it just doesn't And I also understand that, like hipocrisy is not like everybody's a fucking hypocrite, right, everybody's got something, everybody's got a bunch of shit that they're like completely contractory on. So it's not like a massive point necessarily to say, like, oh,

condemn these people. It's not like these people are like evil people. It's just a matter of just like, listen, man, it looks weird when you covered Suicide Squad leaks yesterday and today you're like, oh, well, not this studio because I'm an easter egg in this game. Like it just looks I agree, But the context between Suicide Squad and this leak are very different contexts. What's the game is the information's game information? You know that's

freed. No one's personal information got leaked from the Suicide Squad thing. Not so mach to Suicide Squad has been in development and delayed four times. I know people that are working on that game, and that game has just been a fucking disaster from me hearing directly from them, outside of them, if everyone's heard, it's granted still there's good information that came from it, but the context is slightly different. But nonetheless, you're going to be a journalists,

be real. I just understand what makes the context different. Leak is a leak, right, well, a leak about people's personal information is a very different thing. Well, that's very different, that's but that's the thing. It's like, that's not news, you know what I mean, That's why they were geting it that's why that's the nature of the condemning. It is because of the fact that people could actually very much so get hurt from

the information that was released from the stuff. Well, I guess the question is would there be any different in action if there was no DOXY and it was this purely gaming information. Do you hear it'd still be the same kind of attitude. If it would still be the same, then Chris's points still

holds up. Ye, you're right, Yeah, I feel like the only because do you know what this feels like to me, Like with those people being biased like that, It feels like to me when people like say, for example, a mister Beast where he's he's helping out everybody, but you know, it's it's a it's a balance where if you do this charity work for views, you get to write all this shit off. So it's like a thing where it's not like even though it's kind of like he's doing great

ship, there is another intention behind it. And so with with those people going to bat for Insomniac, even though it's kind of messed up, that didn't do the same thing for Suicide Squad or anyone else, there's good behind it. Still it's still a pot thing. But yeah, like moving forward, moving forward, you need to just keep that same energy. Doesn't keep that same energy now, Yeah, and that's the only thing. Yeah, that's the only thing. You can't You can't cover leaks now straight up because

then you were just looking like a fucking asshole. So you've written yourself into a corner here. And it's also I don't know, man, it's just it's it's it's weird. And I saw some people going like, well, oh, it's different because uh, you know, certain those leaks came directly

from the company. Uh you know, like or like the Xbox leakue was a big was a big one because the eye that leak happened because a lawyer, one lawyer at Microsoft apparently tried to black out or redact some stuff with like an incorrect pen, Like there's a specific pen that you have to use to redact information from court documents, and he didn't use it. He used

like a standard marker. And so because of that, all of the stuff was kind of really easily legible, like through the black ink, and so a lot of that information got let loose and a lot of and you know, a lot of that information ended up, you know, getting out to the public. And I know what people mean when they say that. It's like, oh, it's fair game if you know it's the company's fault, and but if if they get hacked, it's not fair. It's not exactly

the same thing. I get that. But at the same time, if your argument is that it's hard on the team for their surprises to be ruined and it's hard on the team for their hard work to be let go, I don't know if that really matters. And also, couldn't you argue that somebody Insomniac probably clicked a link that they shouldn't have that ended up giving these hackers a backdoor into the studio in the first place, walking it anyway, So like i'm it's I'm so I agree with that, But we don't know,

we don't know, we don't know. We don't know that, right, we do know, And here's what we don't know. Here's what we do know. Nobody at any of these studios wants that information out there. What we do know is that it's objectively that they don't want it out there, that it ruins morale at the team, and that it's a really big

fucking deal for the team to go through it. And so if that's the main point, if that's the empathetic angle that we're taking, then it shouldn't matter if they got hacked or if it is the fault of the company, because the reality is it's always one person's fault and it's and the rest of the company shouldn't pay the most of the time focusing on that most of the time hacks. That's one thing that people always miss that most of the time

someone got duped into doing some dumb shit they shouldn't have done. This happened so fucking dude, with the amount of remember in twenty fourteen, what was it called the fappening, Like that whole wave of shit was like when you figured out how everybody got pretty much hacked, it's almost mind boggling, like how did you fall for this? How did you fall for this obviously fake, fucking fishing thing. But uh, it was one of those things.

It happened to so many people, and it's just like oh wow, so yeah, these people are human and every once in a while, doesn't matter how tech savvy you are, you saw something that oh you got signed out of your fucking x y Z, now you need to go back in and then all of a sudden you're fucked. And uh, it'sact because I've heard

a lot. I saw a lot of people saying things like these companies need to do a better job protecting their shit and this this and this and that, and I always say, well, there's also a lot of companies out there that you would assume these hackers would want their information too, But why aren't they getting it from them? Like there's a lot of you know what I mean, Like you got to think about the same bro, They're not letting nothing happen. They're not let even let get a chance, right,

And so what are they doing? And what do these companies What does Insomnia and PlayStation have to do to correct this ship so this shit doesn't happen, you know, Like of course hackers are this is one thing. Hackers are always gonna be there. It's that's it's fucked up to fuck the reality. They're always gonna try to get you. So we got to get ahead ahead

of it somewhat way. Even as like say consumers, for example, if we want to like say not say make murderers and school shooters or whatever popular or well, we can't guess, we can't prop them up as much. So I kind of understand the sentiment of like not wanting to talk about this stuff, but it's like, now you've got to be consistent. You have to be consistent now if that's how you feel legitimately moving forward, can't talk about this shit. But I have a feeling and Chris, I know,

and y'all have a feeling that that's not how it's gonna go down. It's not gonna go down that way, and it it's gonna like juicy shit's gonna come out again, and like what enough time passes by, they're gonna talk about again at it? Yeah, I mean probably, like I don't know, Like I mean, I feel bad about it for the people. So it sucks, like it's like a lot of sure, a lot of shit that's out there that really shouldn't be a lot of uh, I don't know,

man, that that sucks. It's got to be a really bleak mood. And I feel for them, but it's like, you know, it's out there, man, it's it's it's news and people are gonna be picking through this shit for a really really long time. And I think the best thing that you can do really is cover the stuff that is actually important, or cover the stuff that is actually like newsworthy, instead of doing this whole thing where it's like, Okay, well we're not going to cover it.

Because what I feel like that leads to people being like, Okay, well it's weird that they're not covering it. Let me dig into the stuff myself, and then suddenly people's actual personal information like passports and stuff is actually it's that's that stuff's actually going to be seen by people that don't really need to see it, you know. I feel like it's better for them to be like, hey, let's here's all the newsworthy. Here's all the newsworthy stuff.

Actually, here's all the newsworthy stuff from the from the from what from this leak, Here's you know, the released slight. Here's like the financials and interesting that details from it. I look at it. I can't. I don't know if I here's the thing. I don't know if I agree with that, only because just the people that I think, I'm pretty sure that less people would know about if it wouldn't for the outlets, I wouldn't even know about this shit to be honest. That's just kind of how things

operate, and that's how people operate in But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's like they to cover it, to cover it in the way that they so specifically No what I mean what no, holdahan, because like what I'm saying is, let's just say, for the sake of argument, everybody, the biggest news outlets and whatnot, people that cover games, they decided not to cover it. I imagine most people who consume their

content would just not know about it now. They just would not. It's in the same vein as like say that, do you remember when that fucking Dylan mulvaney bud Light thing where it's OK, if those fucking pieces of shit just chose to not even mention that shit, no, no the fuck she is, like they would do anything, and they never would have came across

it. So it's just one of those things where it's like I think, technically, look, man, I be real, I feel bad, But at the same time, I'm I'm more on your side where I'm like, fuck it's out, people are gonna talk about it. If this is an industry too, people want to get clicks. I get it. So it's kind of like you kind of have to deal with that. Unfortunately, you can't expect everybody to do that noble thing and not mention it, Like you

can't expect that, You just can't. I guess. I guess the thing for me is that when I because I didn't really look that deeply into it. I heard that they got hacked, but I didn't. Yeah, I don't know, like I didn't care that much about it. Yeah, we talked about it a little bit before all this information came out on Sacred Symbols. Obvious because it's a big story and it'll probably be the biggest story next

year or two. But you know, when this happened, and then I saw that video of Greg Miller being like, Hey, we're not going to cover and I was like, well, what that's weird, Like, if you're not going to cover, just don't mention it at all, because that made me like so fucking curious. Like the second I saw was like, oh, we're not going to cover this because like this isn't that It's like

okay, no, I have to see this. I have to see what the good point because they have point that good point because they covered everything else. That's that's kind of the thing that comes into into into play with this. It's like they covered suicide spot, they covered Xbox, the covered cap on the covergy T six. What the fuck is in this leak that they that is like I have to I have I'm so curious now because now there's like someps to I guess, I guess what I understand where you're coming.

Let me let me ask, Let me ask you an honest question. Can I ask an honest question? Kingston? Okay, what's that? Did you see any of it? Did you see any of the wolverine footage? I saw? I saw all of this. I saw all of the information period, I saw your raising fucking thing. It's fast part because when I clicked the link, all of it popped up like this link to this place,

to that place of that place. And that is a problem is the nature of what it all was, right, Not that it is game information gamers is gameformation. You know that shit gets leaked all the time, And though I don't like how often it happens, that's where my stances it happens too often. That is a problem when when it would happen like when we'd get a small look about Halo, like two thousand and seven, Right, you get a small leak about something, right, you wouldn't get person information and

dropping you would get like rainy. You used to get like grainy image shots or like grainy images word slip. I remember a very famous I remember a very famous they're famous to me assumed my life. No, there's a Halo Reach one in two thousand and nine, and there were screenshots of I think

the Night Mission. I don't remember what the fucking I don't remember what it was called, but it was like it had the words tom Morello written over it in paint, in like Microsoft paint for some reason, Like I don't know why the fuck, but I remember that physical So I associate, I say, Tom Morello with fucking with Halo Halo Cha forever now, because I think I think it was to I think it was to cover certain or just to like distort the image as much as they can to leak stuff without actually

like getting away who they were or whatever. But yeah, but that's what they were before, you know, that's yeah. Yeah, But in the modern era, like that's not, that's not that's not what leaks are Like that full hour of Granda thought was six footage that leaked earlier this year, like that's insane. That sucks. And then there's also the Wolverine gameplay. Wolvering looks sick. The game looks insane also, yet it also I'm not seeking it out though it bothers the hell out of me, by the way.

That like that, like so many people are like, dude, this looks so fucking unfinished. It's like you should be killed. Yeah, people, Lily was saying that. It was like, why does this Spider Man look batter is like, honey, it's not done. It's like it's literally it's not done yet. It is finish a lak. It's like, how do you not Like I don't understand how the word leak doesn't already come prepackaged

with obviously it's not fucking done because it's leaked. It's not finished, it's not ready to be out yet, Like it's how is it is the weirdest fucking thing that any The amount of people that said that about GTA six and that footage is like astonished. Look, let me let me be let me be clear. Okay, looks horrible. It looks really bad. But also it's the alpha. It's not even the beta yet, but that was an

alpha bill. How did you think, like, look at okay, no, no, I understand no, but I'm not talking about you specifically, but people, but I'm just like, Okay, that footage looked worse than

g T A five. Now think about this. Obviously, they're not going to release a g T A six that looks worse than g T A five is wrong, which, for a second, it's so weird too, because like it's so interesting to see like people who have like a solid understanding of like how the game is industry works, versus people who are very very clearly layman or are just not really interested actually, because like so many people were like because I saw that GT six footage, uh, and I remember thinking

like, damn, a lot of this is done, Like this looks actually like surprisingly complete for like an alpha bill, right, And I was like, wow, this is this could be fucking cool. And then every everybody else is like this looks fucking this looks incomplete and not done, and it's like, yes, that's the whole point that every game looks like that, by the way, everything do you think the amazing video game looks like that polished at something first, Like when they're there's a skeletal world, do you

think of like, how could you possibly think that that is? Do you think people? Dude, people don't know how people put people fucking planks and ship and like looks like you do not. People do not know how games are made at all. They really they do anything building anything, crazy thing. These people haven't built anything, Derek, you think the people are building?

That is very absolutely true. They've never built. It's just it's just insane hearing people talk about It's like, like, what are you like, it's not done? Like it's what that's this cake is this cake is just it's like yes, because that's how the cake starts off as mix and eggs and milk and make it. It makes me, It saddens me. It makes me lose, Like I say when I say things like this, because I always feel like I've already lost all hope in humanity when there's really horrible,

horrific events happened. But then I'll go around and then I'll like say, for example, actually literally today this morning, I was dropping Jojo off and there was a husky in the in the middle of the street and so I dropped her off, I pulled, I parked, I got, I followed the husky up to the adjacent building. Me and this lady we called the animal control. We got it, you know, we got it all.

And it was just like it was a great moment of like the like me and two other people coming together and helping this dog that clearly got out and stuff. And it just like made me feel good about people in humanity. And then I think about shit like this again, and I'm like, fuck, like what people if they brought that dog? What if they take that dog in the back of the van and just kicked it to death?

Just what if some guy was like, oh, thanks, you found my dog and he picks it up at the belly and it takes a huge bite out of it takes a huge you guys, it just starts crying. It starts crying. Video of that woman, of that woman who threw her dog at someone. Yeah, no, she was like high on drugs. She's like crack and methd like every single thing at once, and she just threw her away from because like he's like, hey, yo, And I think that I think that guy has the dog now. I think he kept the

dog. He kept a dog, which is hilarious. It's a hilarious way to get a dog. Yeah, hell yeah it is. I'm actually gonna check up on that, answering that question. How did you get this? How did you When did you get this dog? It's like, oh, some some drug addict threw this literally threw this dog at me. Uh so now I have it. Made it funny, made it funny. This is

not funny, but it is funny. At the same time, when she's like on a swing the dog after the dog is just suspended in the air, just dangling, and it's just a little puppy just dangling, and it's just like, I don't know why I'm here. I really was created to make people happy. I don't want to do this. There's something about people that they just like, I'm taking this dog now. People who uh, people who just treat animals like that really pissed me off. I don't know,

you could beat up. I could watch videos of people beating each other up all day, like all day. I can watch those videos and people fighting each other on the train tracks or whatever, and that's fine, but like, I don't know, man, you hit a dog and it like it really enrages me. Oh, it's it's on man, it's it's it's one of those things. It's that's when I've seen humans on the same street that Jojo works on. She works in a shady neighborhood, in a hospital.

I've seen it in horrible, horrific conditions. I see a dog that's a little confused, and I immediately rush and spring into action. That is the difference between like I am not helping the confuse homeless person that I'm like, yeah, I get fuck out of you. You're full of stink here. I don't want to. I'm not gonna touch you. But the dog, it's dishoveled, it has some looks like has it looks like it has pain on it or something. The dog has like purple pain on it somehow,

I don't know where. It had a scarf and a collar that looks like it had been torn a little bit, so maybe it had a tag on it before. And I'm like, I have shit to do, but I'm gonna stay with this dog till we get this sorted out. I ain't doing that for person unless they're like shot or something. Like I gonna see someone who's like bleeding. Then maybe I'll be oh, fuck, what can I do beyond that? If you're just like a human that passed out,

I might not even stop. I might just walk over them be like, oh, well, you know, they'll be I'm sure they'll be fine. It's it's it's kind of fucked up. But hey, what do you like? Yeah, yeah, it's a kid. I saw a dude pass out in the middle of the street in la and in South Central and dudes and I thought they were gonna help him up. Instead, they just robbed him.

They just they just witnessed pockets and then they left. Californians though Californians New Yorkers are like this, right, don't inconvenience me, and I won't fuck with you. But there's always like we have a weird nature of like we'll curse at you, we'll attack each other. Once someone gets hurt, they'll care like I Like, I know people that were like serious drug dealers, Like when a car skirt stage ducked down, they grabbed their hip,

you know what they're about to do like like that. But then when my grandmother would be coming home with the fucking groceries, they would drop what they were doing, and they would help my grandmother with the groceries up the stairs, or when I was little crossing the street, they will cross the street with me. And I think that's a New York culture thing because CALLI,

I never like that happened. Like I know people that have people have other homies as parents over here, and I'm just like, what the fuck old people? They treat old people specifically really well in New York. I've just noticed. And I don't know if it's just like the neighborhood, you know, like I've known you're just a normal person. But if you're but if you're just a normal like if it's just you kingson, like they're not helping you. And if they do help you, they'll like make fun of you.

Probably they'll they'll be like, no, they're not exactly. It depends on where you are, depends on what you are, dependings if you know anybody. If you like trip on the ground, If you trip on the ground and you have a hard time getting up, somebody will somebody will pick you up and they'll be like the fuck you thinking, idiot, or like what the fuck are you doing? You're okay, Like what are you doing? Man like, why are you here like this? You fucking like like

that. They'll like they'll help you while they harass you. It's it's fucking fat, I've seen It'll pay for a cab, they get you to your house, and they'll be in salty the whole time. You're like, yeah, I'm having an episode. Oh my god. Do you remember that story from like a couple Like I think it was like maybe like a maybe like exactly a month ago, probably not, probably no longer than that of that guy who came to New York and he made a TikTok about how like he

he ordered a scoop bagel. Did you see this? Oh, I heard about the school bagel school exactly so, so scoop bagel is a bagel, but they scoop all of the bagel, the bread out of it, so it's just the shell of the bagel, and then you get it filled with like I don't know, cream, cheese or or something else, like I don't know, I I don't I don't get it. I've never had one. It's definitely not a New York thing. I think it's more like a

West Coast or like everywhere else thing. I've never experienced that New York ever. But but so this guy ordered a scoop bagel and the guy told him, get the fuck out of here. We don't do that, Like, what are you talking about, We're not gonna scoop your bagel aut And he made a TikTok about it. He was like, so it was. It was something about like, never order a scoop bagel in New York. I just I just tried, and they said get the fuck out of here.

And someone it went so viral that somebody literally got in touch with him, and it's somebody in New York got in touch with him. He said, listen, I will buy you a first class flight back to wherever you came from if you get the fuck out of here. And he did it, like he actually did. Like the dude got a free first class flight out of New York because they just they didn't They didn't want him there so bad that they were willing to put him in an actual luxurious exile to get him

out of there. It's like, don't you dare order a scoop bagel in my city. You freak get the fuck out of your first class flight home. I love that. That is hilarious today because that is like, yeah, I'll take I'll take good care of you as I exile you to the far reaches of this fucking country. That is. That was so fucking that's

awesome. New York is such a crazy place, dude, Like I like, like I'm I've lived there, Like that was like where I find because I don't consider myself exactly the most New York person anymore because I left New York off the city at like thirteen twelve thirteen, and then I left New York State like seven years ago, and the amount of changes every time I

go back is so weird. But it's the most perplect because it's the most like everyone's such an asshole, but at the same time everyone is so there's like this weird kindredness that you I've never seen anywhere else, like never even close anyway maybe on Yeah, So I do want to talk at least briefly about this, dude, this this Hunter Avalance shit is it is pretty wild, so people can explain to me what I fuck that is. Really.

Yeah, so we're shifting gears here, pretty dressing, But I really want to talk about this before we get into questions because it's it's probably one of the craziest things I think I've ever seen that happen in YouTube in general. So crazy is yeah, yeah, I struggled to think of something crazier really. Uh maybe, well that would spoil it a little bit, but all right, just lay let me lay the groundwork a little bit. Hunter Avalone

obviously like a big political commentary guy. He used to be on the conservative side. He kind of changed a lot over the years. He's definitely more like on the on the left leaning side now. He does a lot of debates with people. He was he was just on Oh my god, it's not the cut. But you know those I don't know those those those shows where they gather people in a room to talk about ship and it's I don't, I don't know what. Yeah, like those yeah, like like Jubilee

like that. Yeah, yeah, Middle Grounds something like that. I love like that Middle Grounds. He was on one of those, and like he was, he's arguing. He's a very left leaning guy now, uh, and uh, you know he I remember, I don't. I don't have a lot of history with Hunter. I remember kind of I remember, I

remember kind of talking to him a little bit. I've We've never really been friends, is what I'm saying, or like animes or anything like, He's just some some person who just I was friendly with him, and even when he was like a right winged like Chud, I respected him because he was HERU. He genuinely believed that stuff. At the time. He was extremely

what I would call integral, because I remember it just real quick. He came out this was probably like twenty seventeen or some shit, to say that, letting his audience know that like, I'm not religious anymore, Like I just it just doesn't make any sense to me. Like when he started and I was like, oh, he's here's somebody who's not just lying for the sake of lying and making money. And I thought, oh, that's weird.

He literally didn't have to say that to his audience at all. You could have just been like, I'm not religious anymore and keeping making conservative content. But he felt like, I want to be honest, and so that's I feel like that started his arc towards becoming progressive because he started looking at things in a you know, in a in an objective way and making sense of the world. And so I'm like, oh, it was a mad respect. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I've never had a problem with

him or anything, but like he was in our in our circle. I feel like I met him in person at least once. I'm not super sure about that though, to be honest. But anyway, the point is this is person somebody that we we kind of know or somebody that's like we're kind of familiar with who's in our sphere. And so this guy, he's obviously gone through a political evolution, he's changed a lot over the over the last several years. And I guess he is in a relationship with somebody and they

were streamer. They were yeah, some streamer and they were you know, together, and I guess this streamer's ex boyfriend came to their apartment with a fucking gun. And actually, like I Derek, let me pay that. I get overwhelmed when I talk about this because it's so it is so wild, It is so wild. So I'll just set up just a little bit more where so Hunter used to be married, you know, he got divorced

and stuff. Cool met this new stream He has a girlfriend, this girl, the streamer, I don't remember her name, Hally or something like that is something like that could be wrong. Had an ex boyfriend for a long time. This guy has obviously major mental health issues. He fucking she went to go stay with Hunter for like a week. He lived somewhere on the East coast and they live all the way on the west coast. That dude

air tagged her luggage to you know know where he lived. Fucking shows up, buys a fucking it's crazy, this is all a problem with control. Buys a gun with the intent to murder, somebody easily gets it with no fucking problem. Right, buys a shotgun with slugs. Oh, he has multiple animal but he specifically used slugs to make sure to kill. Hunter shows up at the apartment. Fucking there's a glass door that they have a glass door whatever the front door. To get in, he fucking shoots at the

bottom of the door. That chick happens to be close by the door. Hunter's already fucking running away. She gets hit by some of the ricochet right of the glass. She didn't get hit by a slug, luckily, because that probably would have bleur her fucking leg off. But like, she's already been injured by some of that shit. So they go upstairs after that and fucking calling the cops and everything. The cops show up a few minutes later, dudes having a hard time getting in. Luckily he didn't just get in

all of a sudden. He's having a shootout with the fucking cops, injured a couple of the cops, not not fatally or anything, just and then once he realized that he's pretty much fucked, he just blows his own head off. Essentially, it's the craziest and then there's a little bit of footage that's the thing that like Hunter had this wherewithal So some people found it controversial that he was able to pull out his phone and do this, but I

think that's kind of just the culture now. People are like, I'm more like I grew up without my phone, so I'm more a little detached from it where I don't pull it out right away, and sometimes I get upset when I don't because I'm like, fuck, that would have been awesome footage to have. But I feel like a lot of people that are younger, they're more attached to it, they can do it a little bit easier. So I don't think it was kind of like natural, something crazy is happening,

and he wanted a document. Obviously, I guess his last moments he thought. So you can see there's footage you see them on the balcony and then you just hear the cops giving orders and then just a bunch of shots ringing out, and it's like, it's fucking chilling to like know this person to be kind of somewhat, you know, a few degrees removed from this. You're like, dude, I know this fucking guy. This guy was this close and inches away from death. That shot was intended for a Hunter.

He legitimately wanted to kill him. He that guy the X was like really disappointed that he hurt the girl because he just wanted to kill Hunter. And it's just like the crazy because you know, there's been some instances. There's there's that one chick she got shot at like a meet and greet or something. She got killed at that up. Yeah, but that was like that was like twenty ten, like fucking lunch. Yeah, it was ago. It was a while ago, and that was that was fucked up.

But it was very similar to what happened to Dimebag Daryl, you know, the guitarist of a of a Pantera, Like where a guy came to the show in two thousand and four and just shot him. And it's like, there's some just insane people just doing this ship. This was such a meticulously planned thing, like where it's like okay, air tags and all this and flew all the way over whatever. The fucking just got all this stuff together.

He planned things out and like to it's it's so fucking crazy that I'm like, yo, uh when it comes to doc seeing and all this shit, man, Like it's like everybody's gonna take this shit way more seriously now when you like so it makes you think about Jack's films, like where how fucked up a situation could be because one of her simps could have been that crazy easily. Like it's just like it's crazy, man, Yeah, it's

it's it's it's fucking honestly, like some of the crazy. Yeah. I saw people having a problem with him recording, but it's like, I don't know, man, what do you fucking especially you're already you're talking to the police. You're already talking to the police. You're you know, you've done

what you have to do. You're definitely not gonna run back in there to get like a weapon when you could just you know, stay where you are, or like if he gets in there, you can just run away, you know, like there's there's a number of things that you could do. I don't know, man, I feel like a lot of people think that they would handle that situation better, but the reality is, like a lot

of those people probably just be dead. Those people understand fucking stupid. The ones they like, they would have pissed their fucking pants and then they would have gotten themselves killed. Like the amount of people people that like, not just not just the trolls in the comments section that hate Hunter because he's progressive now, but like people that I know that Like, I don't know them personally, but I've seen them around. I've seen some people like, oh

they're there. They were saying. She's like, oh, you used her as a human shield. You did all they like doing. Some of the craziest somebody started to go fund me for a Hunter because he wants to move, Like he wants to obviously move because his place has been compromised and there was a dead fucking body is in his front fucking like, obviously you would

want to remove yourself from that apartment. So somebody started to GoFundMe for him and like, oh, how fucking like people were giving him shit for I'm like, this is we're in a We're in an era so weird. That is so bizarre, That is so fucking fake that to give somebody ship like this, This dude almost got fucking Swiss cheese, and they're making excuses and

trying to hate on it. And I'm like, bro, if anybody though, if any like say, if it happened to them or anyone in their family, it's like, would you do the same thing, would you keep the same fucking energy, You'd be like, oh, how could you use so and so was a fucking meat shield. Oh man, you're trying to raise money so you can fucking move. You're a fucking grifter. I'm like, I don't even know. I didn't say anything because it's just it's just

too much. I was just like, yeah, yeah, people people don't know what words mean anymore. And also just like I don't know, people are just weirdly detached. I think it's just the Internet where it's like, oh, I don't know anybody in person, so like I don't know what it's. I don't know what being a human being is like, it's fucking yeah, I don't know that. That was one of the craziest things I think I've ever met. I remember that shit was some shit that was a

throw ride, bro. I was not ready to hear any of that swer. I was like, what in darnation? Well and retarnations Yeah, And as of right now, they seem to be handling it almost and uh. Hunter released a video a few days ago of recording this, and he seemed now. He also mentioned in the video that like he was even kind of surprised himself that how well he's kind of handling it in a way that it's one of those things that, oh, maybe it'll hit him harder later,

or this might be it. Because I've had traumatic events happen in my life, and I've also thought that, like, I'm not as bothered as I thought I would be, or even in situations where I was threatened that gunpoint at one time, and the only thing that bothered me was how far I was away from the person it was. This. I think I mentioned this before because I think I remember saying that it was this chick that went to ASU and her mom pulled up that looked like Drew Carrey like her mom legitimately

looked like Drew carry this fucking bowl, fucking flat top haircut. H well, I guess redneck Drew Cary because she had cut off sleeves, but she had this giant fucking hand cannon. And I'm like, oh, I'm too far away to even have a chance to do anything. I'm just And then that was the only thing that truly bothered me, because I felt like, if we were point blank or something, I'm like, I'll fucking rest I'll kill this bitch. I'll fucking I will in this bitch for even daring to

try to threaten me. But I was probably like ten feet plus away from her, So I'm like, I'm fuck, you're that far away, You're fucked. If you move in any if you move to eat your fucked. So then after that you can't move fast and they can react to shoot you. Yeah, you can't do shit. So I was just like, that's the only thing that bothered me in that situation when I thought it, Like when I think about it, I was like, a stupid bitch, but

then not really dealing with I could have easily have been killed. I easily could have been shot off I said the wrong thing if I reacted in any different way. And I'm not even trying to compare it to his situation. His situation is way more fucked infinitely more like the motherfucker actually more let go a slug chick got hit blood everywhere, Like it's just like but the fact that he's handling it and her seemed to be handling it in a way that

it's like, Wow, the human mind is fucking insane. Oh it could

do that sometimes where it's like, well that happened. I mean, honestly that when I heard about all when I heard about all this happening, the first thought that I had was that if I were in a situation like that and it unfolded the same way, I'd be like, I'd probably feel pretty, I'd probably feel pretty like, oh, all right, well that guy's gone, you know what I mean, Like that's not gonna be a you know what I mean, Like I don't mean to I don't mean to be

crash about it, but like I'm not, I mean, think about it, think about it statistically. Think about it statistically, What what is the likelihood that anyone what's the likelihood that anyone is going to try and seek you out to kill you, you know what I mean? Right, probably like very that's probably low and like by by default, so to know that not only did somebody try to kill you, but they're fucking dead that I don't

know, that's gotta it's kind of bring with it. That's got to bring with it some level of comfort where it's like, well, how likely is this to happen again? What are the odds of this? How unlucky though to think about that, because it's not like it's not like fucking like the only reason that guy wanted to kill hunters because he started dating his ex.

That like, how unlucky is that? Like it could have been anyone else and then they happen to bond, and so by that fact, that guy's like, I gotta kill you, and I gotta say and I gotta look at I feel fucked up saying this. I'm be honest, but this is something that like this is not this specific reason because this is such a wild card. But I'm like, I don't want to date fame. I never

I never wanted to date. Like the people that are like have a large following, especially pretty streamers, because the they have unfortunately they have those fucking crazy ass fans. Even Oh my god, I don't want to say her name. I guess it's just but someone that we know closely. She had a a guy that was like, oh, we're in a relationship together, and even flew to her country like to to like, oh, hey I'm here. Kind of a thing she had like a crazy stalker situation, and

I just don't I just don't want to, like mention the name. I mean I can talk about it, of course, but yeah, it's just yeah, I just don't want to, like, I just want to, Yeah, I don't want to put her business out there like be like, oh this is you know that because I don't know if she told everybody or not. I really don't know. But it's just one of those things that

like, well she actually knows. She didn't make avde about it, but the point being that how it's way too common, like the crazies that did you guys see that guy he went viral. He was a crypto bro. He uh, he made his money in crypto and he gave Tamras thousands of dollars to not amoranth This is uh. I think she was just specifically an OnlyFans content creator. I don't think she was a streamer. This was some chick. I think she's black, like light skin or something. She had

a she's name, her name's like something of it. I'm like, that's not your real name. It's like somebody it's like a celebrity already exists or something. I wish I remembered it. But there's this bald guy with a big fucking beard, and this happened very recently that he he was so obsessed she leaked all of his text messages and it's the saddest, simpiest shit ever, basically being like I will give you five crypto like basically one hundreds of

thousand of dollars if you just respond with me with one word. I'm so obsessed with you. I cannot live without you. It was the most pathetic thing you would ever see. And all I was thinking is like, someone needs to message that girl and tell her go and hiding. Fucking Now. That guy has millions of dollars and he's very he already ran in quote unquote ran into her in public, and he had those weird Google glass things with the camera and shit, so who God knows, you know, like what

footage he has and scan you know, who fucking knows. But it's just I wish I remember the name so I could easily have you guys pull it up. But I feel like there's enough information to go off of people are listening that if you if you don't know about this situation, you'd be like, oh, yeah, I can find it. But it's crazy. You read the text messages if you get a chance, because it's the craziest, most pathetic ship you'll ever read in your life. I don't know if I've

ever seen simping to that level before. And that's saying a lot, because you know, when you work on the internet, you run into this ship every once in a while. It makes me really it's just like that's just that's just mental health. That's just people just being mentally mental health. Hunter

made actually Hunter empathized with that guy. Actually he humanized him after the whole ordeal and was like thinking about like apparently he he tried to actually get help, and the people that he reached out to, the the professionals or something, didn't get back to him in time, so we actually didn't get any help, and which is obviously this whole situation probably could have been avoided if this system, if our system a you know, obviously our health care system

was set up for people to succeed and to be actually treated. And it's it's a it's a fucking it's a it's a completely fucking joke, especially like it was a young man of color. D. I had the dog, I got prescribed. Fucking uh, what is it adderall for the eighty eight D and I still have not. I still have not. I've only so I've been to like eight different pharmacies. I think I've told the story.

Did I tell the story on the podcast already? I don't remember. If I think I might have told you, I don't remember one of you I remember. So, like basically, they can't pharmacies can't tell you if they have adderall, Like if you call and ask them, they can't tell you, like they I don't know why. I think it's I think the idea is like, oh, well, they get robbed if they just give that information out in the open, right, So they will not tell you.

You have to have a prescription for that filed with that pharmacy for them to even tell you if they have it or not. So you have to basically get on the phone with your provider tell them to send a prescription to this pharmacy, and then you have to wait for however long that takes, and then you'll get the message okay, okay, they have it, and then you can call and then you can ask. But then sometimes they won't even

tell you over the phone. Sometimes you have to go in person and then be like, hey, I have a prescription for this, and even though they take the prescription, they'll be like, oh, well, we don't carry that medicine here. And so I've had to do that about like eight different times, and even to the point where it's like I went back to the original pharmacy that I went the first time and got it, and they send out these automatic texts that say like Okay, hey, your prescription is

being filled, right or hey we're at a stock. I'll get that message a lot, and then like one day I remember getting hey, your prescription is being filled, and I was like, okay, cool, So I book it over there to the pharmacy the second I get that text, and then they tell me, oh, we don't actually carry this medication. So the entire system is really fucked with this stuff, because I guarantee you the only reason this stuff is being stolen in the first place is because it's hard

for the it's hard to fucking attain. If you could just buy this ship, I don't think people would have a fucking sorry, that's dude, It's ridiculous. I've the only the only adderall that I've been able to get, or like, the only medicine that I've able to get is from like friends of mine, like giving it to me completely fucking illegally, because I've done everything. I look, I've done everything correct for like the last for like the last year, I've been trying to figure the ship out, and it's

still like a really fuck situation. So like, yeah, I mean, granted, you know, my shit's a lot less, like not as high stakes as this is. This whatever the fuck's going on with this guy, but like the mental health the mental health system is really fucked Like it's not it's not a good system at all. The healthcare system's really fucking backwards and

completely fucked up. Middlemen really fuck everything up. So I mean, I I appreciate the fact that he can empathize I I probably I understand on some level, but at the same time, I can't pretend like I wouldn't be like, I can't I can't pretend like I wouldn't be like astoundingly relieved that that guy is fucking gone. Issues. Bro, I sold the issues. I'm fine now perfect. Finally I sold all that I was. I was wilding for a bit, I was bugging for a little while when I got

balanced myself out. Bro, Yeah, I'm sure I feel like you're I feel like you're gonna snap when you're like fifty. I think I'm gonna snap. No, I'm not gonna snap. Yeah, I think I think something

is gonna get I don't think you're gonna murder anybody. I think you're probably gonna Like I think what's going to happen is you're going to I don't know, you're gonna you're gonna publicly urinate, and then you're gonna get put on the sex offender registry, and then that's gonna really fuck with you because like you'd be like you'd be like I didn't even do anything wrong, Like I

didn't like what did I do? Like like I just like a train in between the cars and now I'm like this, like this is really not fair. This is really not fair. There should I feel like I think there needs to be a secondary registry for like, if you're going to if you're going to put people on a on a on a registry for pissing in public, I feel like that needs to be separate from a sex offender registry.

That seems like way too fucking much, And I don't think that should be you shouldn't be on for that, Like that's just like, it's just that, That's what I mean though, But then I guess you should give that you should not be labeled as that. Yeah, should be fine. What are you doing? Yeah, a little fine, and be like don't do it again, bitch. Yeah, if you publicly urinate in front of a fucking school at recess, I guess that's different. But that's obvious, Like

the difference in that that's obvious. Like it's wild to me that people get put on that registry for public urination because I've definitely pissed in the street. Absolutely absolutely, I've seen people I've been I've been with people who pissed the street. I remember being on a date where we were out so late, we were out so like nowhere was open, and we were like, hey's some New York ship. That's some New York what happens you're in the city,

you do it. First of all, can I say this just straight up peek outside is fucking incredible, Like it is a beautiful feeling, like not even necessarily not even not even just like in a city, but even in just like the fucking woods. Like I remember living in living in uh in Upstate New York with my with my parents, and we just have so much fucking woods. And I remember just being up super late and I was like, I could go to the bathroom, but I think I'm gonna go

outside. I think I'm just gonna go to the woods and go outside because it's just like there is something there. Man, there's like a liberating like like I'm I'm back returned to monkey type ship going on. So I don't know, I feel like that shouldn't I feel like that shouldn't be a that shouldn't be a sex offender. That's crazy. Yeah, but also you can put yeah, shout shout not being put on a sex offender registry. He's not on a sex offender registry. Thank him. He's got he's got to

kill under his belt. You know, probably feels pretty good. Do you do you think do you think you feel stronger after someone dies because of you? Do you think you feel stronger? I guess it depends on how it don't happen. If I had, if I specifically had a hand in their death, right like say even if I like say I I I pushed them and then a car hit them or something. But you know they were attacking me. They were attacking me, and that's what you're saying. That's the

story you're gonna have. Though they attacked me. As you put somebody in front of a train, I have no desire to murder. He's attacking Well, that's not true. That is Notice there's a couple of people. There's a couple of people I would easily push in front of a bus. But only like that. And if you if you push, if you push, let's say this, right, So if that, if that's the reason why

if you had a direct hand in it. So let's say Barack Obama, he's had a lot of drone strong, someone that's got accumud a lot of kills over their time. If you push that, if you get them, if you get them in as situation where they pass away, do you then get all that XP inherit their power? Yeah, we works. Ever,

that's not how. It's not anything like dark souls or anything. When you kill these you kill these ads, you kill these uh, these minions or whatever that have probably killed a lot of different people, but you don't absorb like all of their his the history of what they've done, which I feel like I would like that. I feel like I I liked you. Imagine the transformation you'd undergo. I'm getting so strong. Oh my kill god, Oh my god. If you killed Henry Kissinger and just man, like,

what what would become of you? You would start glowing? Light would come out of your mouth, eyes and nose. Dude, yeah you you nobody you just you you. No one can stop you at that point. So yeah, and somebody and see people fucked up because no one no one killed him. He just he just died of sorry, no one could kill him because wrong he was by that point green man. His health his help is

on a different You need an ultra to see his health. He picks up his weapon and his health are starts going in like, oh it's gonna stop. Wait, I don't know where you know when Dragon ball Z, the Boudokay games where like it goes from like green yellow to green. Yeah, it has level white. It's like, what mean, goddamn, why is this fucking boss Sam's crazy? What the fuck? Kissinger Jesus ship you had you had to wait, you had to wait to like the cancer O T

KTA. That's it. I haven't before we get into questions, if you want to say, oh, yeah, I'm really since you brought up Bai, I'm just I'm really excited. I'm really excited about that new bud Kai game. Bring that up. Yeah, I'm just I'm so stoked. I'm so stuking. That's real stupid name that they've chosen. But it's okay,

let's move on. I'm excited for the cast Bro. I want to play his best and ship Man Gohan. I want to see and Go Goku and in that kind of setting that because we've seen them in games, but I want to see them in that kind of setting where like they get to do all those cool like sway moves. I remember the sway ability in being so being so just like moving out the way that they hit you back go flying.

Yeah, I hope, I hope. Kid, book still has his broke completely broken combo that just two hundred, the one where you like it was like a couple punches and then he flipped upside down and kicked you in the head, and then he would like trip you and then he would like beat you up, and then he would send you up in the air, and then he would do that combo over and over again. I fucked people up with that did that character. It was so mean, like nobody wanted

to play with me, and I get it. Anyway, Let's move on the billboard. The Billboard posted on KSI's massive fucking forehead wrote in he says, what's ups Crinkus and Sweetest Swing? Did you all know that the girl who played Cindy lu Whu Taylor Momson in Jim Carrey's Grinch grew up to be the lead singer a hard rock man called the Pretty Reckless staying sufferable. You fucking God, I hate you guys. Well all right, let's that's that's really too. I didn't know that. I knew that she, I knew

that she had a band. I knew I know the pretty Reckless, Uh one of my exes. You still into them a lot and then she actually got me into them. It's kind of nuts, like that's a weird thing to me, Like, I get it, people get older, but it's so I'll put it this way. Do you guys remember Full House? Do you guys remember how like they had a Full House reboot that was called Fuller House? Oh yeah, yeah. I remember specifically when the first episode that

came out. I watched it out of sheer curiosity. I was like, what the fuck is this gonna be? Like? What era are we in that we're doing this now? And the first episode you see Stephanie and she's in this ridiculous dress, this this absurd like would just black Cat looking like just like and like an absurd like yeah, with these fucking cannons on her, And I'm like, I can't watch this. I can't. This feels fucking weird. I understand, I understand that this is a grown way.

I don't. I don't. I don't have that. I don't have that because Stephanie every period of time I've ever watched that show, she has been older than me. It's just like, yeah, nice, No, I I really could use some milk with my cereal. You know, I get that. It's just like it's just weird because like, this person has existed in such a specific way in my brain for so long and now they're this, and it's it's like a really sudden it's a sudden shift and the kind

it's a similar thing with Taylor. There's a similar thing with Taylor. Mom said in a way different way though, because like I mean, the Grinch is one movie, and at this point, I think I've been exposed to more of the pretty reckless than I have the Grinch, And so to me, it's like, Okay, well, this is a full woman. This is a woman now hot, cool, this is dope. I appreciate this. Yeah, but it is still fucking weird. It is. It is

a jarring shift to go from singing where are you Christmas? To you know, any any of the songs that she sings Now it's it's pretty fucking weird. She did a song with Tom Morello too that I didn't I didn't actually listen to, but I saw it and I was like, WHOA, what the fuck? But yeah, it's a I don't know it's I didn't know

this. Uh. It has always fascinated me. Is there are there any other examples like this where there were just like child stars that grew up to just do ship that made no fucking sense, Like does anything like ring a bell to you? When you think about that. That's a bunch specifically the child stars, though I think about it, you know what, I think

about a lot. I think I think I think about this a lot because it was me and my friend Rob would watch this show and we we loved this is back when I was really into trash TV, like in high school, and I would watch like v H one, like I would watch I Love New York and Rock of Love and Flavor of Love and all those oh yeah, stupid like like I would watch The Shadows, just absolute garbage. But I still remember so fucking much of it. I remember chance on I

Love New York saying I'm gonna cut you. I remember all these like moment do you remember that? I remember that ship too, because because like I just remember being so out of podcasts, like he's gonna he just threatened to cut someone on fucking television. That's nuts. But so we were watching these shows, and Celebrity Fit Club was one of the shows that we we just couldn't get another. We were just laughing so hard. It's like, look

at all these fucking washed up celebrities trying to get unfat. This is hilarious. And Dustin Diamond Screech from Saved by the Bell was on it, and he was an absolute menace on that show. He was a demon, Like I think he literally like tried to be the villain of the show, like intentionally, yeah, and he just made everybody was his enemy. He was

such a dick. He was so cocky and annoying, so snarky for no reason, but like he was snarky in like the way that a seventeen year old would be, but he was like thirty six or something, or like however old the fucking was like forty or something like. I don't know. He recently died, but he died a couple He died many years ago. Now at this point, yes, some Diamond, But it's so funny. When he died, I didn't think of him as like, oh, that's

scream. I thought of him as, oh, fucking celebrity celebrity thick club, the demon in Celebrity fit Club. He had a sex tape too that was like, oh my god, what the fuck was it? Called Saved by the smell. Yeah, it's called Saved by the Smell. No, because he talked about it and it was called like there was like a dirty Sanchez scene or something like that. Like you don't forget it like that. I don't say any smell fact save save by the smell? Yeah, man,

like you don't. You don't forget things like that, you know when you have something that is a play on of the fucking show that he was on, Like you don't forget. There's also a movie, a movie Dustin Diamond reveals sex tape Penis was fake. I mean, come on, whatever, I didn't I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it, but like I I didn't see I look up. I look up Dustin Diamonds sex tape and something comes up on IMDb called Screeched Video two thousand and six and it

says he's just screeched. It's a screech directed by Dustin Diamond with the bride, the bridesmaid, Dustin Diamond, Christine Fankee, Dustin Diamond, and the plot synopsis is Dustin Diamond has sex with two women. I fucking love this complex. That's so awesome. That is so stupid, stupid, don't I

just remembered right now. I just remembered that there was There was a girl named Claire and her friend Heather in my high school, and one of them, I don't remember which one, but they wrote an actual sex a porn

scene. It was very what do you call it, stereotypical pizza type shit, and like they're like, yo, you want to like fucking you want to like do this, and I'm like, yeah, that's badass, but like there's supposed to be another guy in it, and I'm like, I don't know, fucking I don't know if I want to with any other niggas man. So my friend Josh used to bang the chick Claire, but I

guess he got in some troubles. He was gone. And there was this guy that he's such a weirdo and they're like, oh, we heard, we're gonna get this. He was the goth. He was goth and they're like, I was friends with him. We actually even jammed a little bit. But they're like, oh, let's get this guy, and I was like I don't want. I was like, I'm out. I am the fact that like I completely forgot this even existed, but like the fact that like I was like, oh, this is gonna be fun. I'm just

gonna do some crazy shit with some chicks. And then this fucking weirdo gothrough that apparently had's he was literally shorter than you, but had apparently had this legendary giant people like I was like, I'm not, I'm fucking you. The whole thing was ruined by and it just reminded me that, oh, yes, a porn scene a plot. It's funny that that was even something that like, my childhood was fucking weird dude, Like there was just some stupid what an excuse to like, who does a child who even like,

well, you know, I was in high school. I was. I was high school. Every every moment like that I would I would say yes, get really close to doing something like that, and then just not do it. And then so many moments like that where I'm like, this is a good idea, like and you start wrapping yourself up, and then you take one moment and you think, you take one moment of like serious constructive thought, and you're like, I'm not gonna go bang one of my teachers.

I shouldn't do that. I shouldn't been going. I shouldn't be I got very very very very close, and I chose not to. And I think like a student. Was it a straight up teacher? Was it like a student teacher? Teachers were like younger was a Spanish teacher, a black Latina Spanish teacher who was very attractive. Any of my friends that watched this from high school are gonna know, like because she banged other students and I could have been one of them, and I was just like, I'm not

going to do this. I'm not going to do this crazy, just like a pedophile working at your school. That's a lot. It came out, it came out, and I was just like I should she was fucking fine, and it was just like, come out? Did that? Did that? Did it? Did it? Come out? Very much? Came out very much? Is she? Is she in prison? I don't know. Probably not. I don't know. Woman. Probably women for a while a little women are probation societally. That's how people treat it. It's kind of

crazy. It really is insane to me, like the level of I really don't I don't know, man, I that is something about there's something about that that really is so infuriating to me on like a deep level, where it's like they as a group, they just they don't. Yeah, I don't know, I can't fathom it, Like that's that's like that's objectively pedophile

by a George objectivity. But the one thing that is so obvious why society doesn't give a shit is because of the power dynamic even even like even like and what I mean by that, I'm talking about real power and strength where it's like a boy is supposed to still be like a man in this scenario, so they don't see it as the woman taking advantage of like, they

don't. They have a hard time trying to do that when you know, because like even the uh like say the boys, the boys that I'm talking about, well, think about think about I mean, think about it from the perspective of the how many women do you know, sorry not women, what I mean is girls, high school girls. How many high schools do you know would be bragging to all their homegirls that like, yeah, I fucking I fucked the shit out of you know this teacher versus you know,

the male counterparts that obviously are celebrating the fuck out of that. The society people have made it in this way to do that. Bro, your homies are like, Yo, you're not paying for anything today, dog, we got you. It's like, damn fellow, Like the way that tossing you is so toxic. They're tossing that guy. Meanwhile, you're trying to figure out what you just did and really understand that I'm something kind of wrong dancing

with you, bro. I feel like you wouldn't figure that out until you started to get around that person's age, Like fuck, like what what? Like? What the fuck was I thinking? It's the ability to reflect, you know, because it's like you just you have a moment to sit down and think and you're like, dang, that's kind of crazy. That was

a grown ass adult. Yeah, the moment you be the moment you become an adult, like for real mentally, that's when that shows up where you're like when you're that age, especially like when you're the age of the people, you know what I mean, Like when I'm thirty now, so like now it's like, oh man, I can't even funk imagine how do you think? Imagine? How do you think I was a dude? I was thirteen with like fucking twenty six year old and shit like that. And now

I look back and I'm like, yeah, see that's dude. God they have like self respect, thank god, because like that's very what the fuck is? Well, how do you think you would have behaved? How do you think you would have? Uh? Because like were you? Because you know, most obviously, most teenagers in general all talk a big game. It's all bullshit, of course, but there are a handful of them that that mentally, maybe because of trauma in their past, grow up way faster

than most people, and they can handle shit like that. But how do you think you would have handled that? Say, for example, just twenty five year old teacher and you're fucking sixteen, y'all smash? Do you think that would affect you today? Or do you think that like you probably would just reflect on and be like, well, that's fucked up, Like how do you think you would have had? Young? But I guess young me, I have had a very traumat traumatizing experience having sex the first time.

It was definitely a very like not thanks thanks for laughing at me. Holy by Look, I'm lucky, so lucky I worked through this. You're so lucky to something I worked through on my own to be like what the fuck? Look, I'm not a therapy first and foremost. I look, my first encounter was not good, but it's you guys are kind, so I want to say this is my I'm my I'm still immature, I'm still immature.

My mind you have trauma for me? Yes, my immature mind is immediately in a snap instant, is this picturing you like I don't know, crying and like like you're you're getting your dick suck and you're like crying or something like it's not coming out of my nose. And I know you've mentioned this before though to did you did you? I don't remember if you shared what happened, what made it so if I definitely did, I'm pretty sure.

But yeah, my first time I heard, but somebody was definitely like kind of very much so like not I wouldn't want to say for because she didn't like three four something me, but it was very much so I wasn't ready and I was kind of vocal about like obviously you talk a big game and get there and you're like, uh, I don't know I wanted to do that. She was like, let's just let's just do it, and I was just like I don't really want to and She's like, let's just

let's just come on. Let's just like there's no better time to do it than now. And I was like okay, and then I did it and I did not have a good time at all. And then like my cousin picked me up. I called my cousin from prom. He picked me up and I cried to him about it, and he was just like, damn bro, because my cousin's a thug, so he was just like piece of ship. My cousin's like a super thug. He's like super thuggish. So he was just like I was like, yo, I don't I didn't like

banging girls. Does that make me gay? And he was like, Nigga, I don't know. Nigga, Like, Nigga, I don't think you gay. Nigga, Come on, you bugging niggat. Come on, nigga. He couldn't accept that at all either. He's like, come on, fuck at it with this ship. No, no, he was. He was just like he was just like, Nigga is weird. Nigga like, go on, this weird sometimes, but Nigga like that's exactly how he was

speaking to me too. He was like his super hood little phase of his life because he because I was like maybe like I was, he was maybe like nineteen, first year of college, and he was just like, man, you try, shit happens, you know, like you just bugging you know, He's going, I'm trying to figure out what you trying to do.

But I guess it's interesting. It is. Yeah, it's I don't know, man, like getting It's weird to be like, yeah, I don't really want to do this and then have that argued yeah, get Yeah. I've definitely had that experience, like many, many times, it's like I don't really want to do this, and it's like it's like thirty minutes of convincing and it's like I've been I've been technically, I will see. Do you see how conditioned I am? Exact right, I've literally I have

literally even have been assaulted. If you want to, let let me be with my real actual words. It just the way I'm conditioned. It doesn't feel real to me, but it is real. I have. I have to get up at work early in the morning. Chick did not take no for an answer, pulled my pants down and went to work kind of a thing, completely uninterested, passed out while I was doing it because I was that fucking tired and and and how I It's just it's weird, man,

It's it's it's it's dichotomy's kind of dude. Most let me say, let me say this real quick. Most guys that I have ever known have experiences like this, absolutely a million percent. I have not spoken with one person who has not had an experience like that. And it's just it is just, you know, we don't take it seriously. We do. It's fascinating.

That's that. That was even like my language was going to be like I've already don't want to be right because you don't want to call it that, because that's a heavy thing to call it, And if you're conflicted about it, then that's like a whole other thing where it's like, I don't know, it's it's it's it feels almost disrespectful. Yeah, it feels even though it literally is the same thing, it feels almost like it's not. And that's probably just because of conditioning. We we we we definitely don't.

We definitely don't allow that to be true in some way. Like I remember reading a statistic a long time ago where it's like and I remember feeling immediately like it was bullshit where it's like one in or like three and five. I don't remember the exact statistic, right, but it was like three and three and four women or three and five women experienced sexual assault and you know

what that statistic is for men? Zero? And I remember being like, that's not true, absolutely no. But that was a that was a believed thing, like in twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen, anytime before that, that was like a unanimously agreed upon thing where it's like, yeah, men don't get sexually right, Like that was a genuine fact to most people. And I remember thinking that, dude, you believe that. I think it's like people just like, yeah, yeah, dude, people pass Literally most people

thought that. Like I remember being taught that in like a class, like and I remember feeling like that does and I remember feeling like that doesn't see. I feel like that's not really I've never I feel like I feel like I feel like what that is is a lot of men don't talk about that stuff, and a lot of men don't identify it as that stuff. But if we're talking about like the ingredients, if we're talking about the ingredients of

a situation of what makes up that kind of experience. Every man I've ever known has had that experience, and quite frankly, every woman I've I've known has had that experience as well. It's like a unanimous kind of experience that a lot of people have in some way, shape or form or another. And that's depressing, but it's actually but it's monsters. Remember being like,

Oh, you're just trying to you're trying to diminish it. It's like, no, I don't think three and four three and five women experience actual assault. I think probably the overwhelming majority of them do. And I think a shocking degree of men do too as well. And this is just I don't know, man, I think people under report it men, especially because why the fuck it's it's just a it's just an emotional I'm gonna tell you right now. If I if I went for a walk today and some fucking freak

jump me and fucked my ass, I probably wouldn't tell anybody. It is such a just it's just you would tell somebody you got beat up, though, right you? Probably I would tell Yeah, I would definitely know what's crazy. It's crazy if you told me that, Derek I would not want

to, but I'd fear giggle. It's so wild that like I'm like, I know because even me, though, it would be so fucked up that I would have to laugh about it if I ever talked about it because of how just the way like I talk about conditioning, how absurd it seems to me because we take it, we don't take it serious. Chuckle. You gotta go to the police and be like, Officer, this guy laughing maniacally pulled my pants down and fucked me. And I'm gonna be like, get

the too. He's gonna be like, yeah, they you you king six three they they they held you down hard, hard, And it's like it's listen to me laugh, just the the scenario of it, and it's like, we got we we have to do better. They did, They did. Definitely We're not the generation that's gonna solve this. We're not the generation.

I hope for gen Z because I feel like there's so much more open about Like I mean, there there's a there's a there's a wave of gen zs that, for example, are not afraid to paint their fingernails and toenails and stuff, and they're not afraid they don't feel emasculated. I'm glad you can finally do that, bro, thank God. Like it's something that we

personally like. I just it doesn't look it's anesthetic for me. But I've had friends that have been in the metal industry that have painted their nails and stuff like that, like black and stuff, and I'm like, yeah, fine, And but I've seen so many people open toad younger and they're doing stuff like that and other examples too that they seem less constricted by, like I don't want to I don't want to appear, and I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, like they don't give a ship really And I'm like,

I have hope that that's good. We didn't do we didn't. I will beat I will beat you up though if I see you with with painted fingernails in my house, but I'll beat you the fuck to that home. But but I'm happy, comfortable. I want to do that. I want to pay my finger and I think this is cool. I can't. I can't care about it, like I don't. I don't think I have a problem with you think I won't do it. That's crazy, that isn't French tips French tips. And then paint them. No, no, I'm not doing

French. But he was having a color on your nail. That's fucking sick. I think that's I guess to me, I don't like I don't like fingernails in the first place. There's some don't like the people that are queer. I don't like queerness. Exactly what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying. I don't There's something when I when I think too much about what a nail is, it really bothers me. Like I don't like that they're

there at all. So I don't like the idea of drawing attention to them, Like it's it doesn't appeal to me at all, Like I would have no interest in paying it. Also because like you have to sit there and like wait for it to dry, and it's like it's a whole fucking process. I don't need this. But no, pauls remover smells like diarrhea to me too, Like I can't funk with you. I can't like it. It makes my brain. I don't know. I'm not about that life.

But like a fair play, fair play, we gotta do questions, do we fucking yeah, we gotta do questions. We like episode, it's a Christmas episode, so obviously we're to get into sexual assault. Uh you know why why wouldn't we? Uh? Were there any Were there any teachers that like, Because I gotta be honest, I gotta be completely straight up here, I don't like there were There was at least one teacher in my school that I was like, I mean middle middle school, middle school. Obviously,

no chance we're in middle school. That's America, in Latin America, middle school. People in work bro, my uncle, my uncles, my uncles have have saw stuff. So many of the teachers that like eleven and I'm like, that's insane. I hate hearing about like different cultures and say, you hear about how common this ship is and and then a lot of other cultures. And I'm like, I don't want. I don't I've heard

about so often. I haven't have. I have too aunts that are twelve years older than their kids have two aunts like that, Oh my god, their kid they are thirty six and their kid is twenty three, twenty four, two of them, and then one is like and then one is like forty and the kid is like thirty. That's like old shit, man, and it's like disgusting, dude. It's like they're pretty much siblings. Oh you can uh you uh you're bleeding. Oh I guess we can fucking impregnate

you now. And I'm like, dude, that's so fucking yeah, it's insane, dark man, that's what they used to do backything. But yeah, yeah, but no, I was say in high school, there was a student teacher in my graphics class that would show up every once in a while and every guy was like would break their neck because she had it. She was like she was some fucking random white chick, but she had the fattest ass. It was like, what is happening? It was like every

look that that happens, that that that will happen now. Now, to be clear, if she would have done, if if I would have had that opportunity with that teacher, she she still would have been a massive creep that's very creepy. Still, absolutely that absolutely that doesn't. But I do think, like I don't know, like would it bother me today? No, like me personally, like if if I had gone through that, I don't. I don't think so. I don't think it bothered you. I

would have bothered me for sure, but I would have done it. I would have done it. I would like the thing about me is that like post post like my my going through and becoming a not upcoming a virgin. After that, like that few years until I like moved here and Lily re rewired my mind into like how what a healthy relationship should be at least this healthy relationship is. Yeah, before that, I was wilent. I was

wildin out. I was like doing shit I should have been doing. But yeah, yeah, like after like because that, it was before I was like I lost every day. I was like maybe like fifteen, and I was like I should just go. I should go, I should go over there, I should do this. And then I thought about it. I was like, I'm too scared to do this. If she would have offered it me to that to me right after I turned seventeen, I'm like,

oh, yeah, it's jackpot, it's time. It's time. I would have stopped by the Walmart, got my equipment and I would have went over there with no problem at all. Dude, my equipment, tools and weapons, and I would that. But let's get out of Chris. That's that's another JA troma. I don't need I don't need it. Yeah, probably yeah, probably would have I mean, who am I kiding? Probably would have fined out whatever, Chris you broke ass, Crayon eating, no Brain,

have a Titan Player? Hello, Salvation Service, grip, I guess, Coliny and Darcy. If someone asks you ask what your favorite songs are, is it socially acceptable to answer with video game music? No? No, it's not your favorite song. I love video game music, making a mistake. In fact, they're like my preferred listening generally, like when I'm throughout the day and working. But if your favorite song is a video game

song, like I don't, you're fucking crazy. I feel I feel like it would only work if because people usually expect you to answer with the song that has lyrics in it and uh, and so it would have to be like say, like like that snake Eater ship or something like it's a it's a proper song, Like yeah, I think. But if someone told you that their favorite song was snake Eater though, like, well, that would

I would think they're lying. I would think they were lying. That's how I would force the like, oh, you're trying to You're trying to say a cool answer, like you're trying to be that guy, like like I always feel like about that those hipster types that say some ship like that where I'm like yeah, or like, fucking what is it? What is it?

When was it? Vivek Ramaswami was like uh or was it one of the I can't remember if it was him or or somebody else, but like one of the other one of the conservative people when they were like, here's my Spotify list or whatever, and one of them had like Mozart the funk up like some people. Some people do the Mozart right, all right, murderers, I'll put on some Mozart in some bos because some people are class like some people are. They're like, if you're clean of your train classically

musically, you'll listen to that ship you actually like it? If that's like yeah, but friend, but your friend Ron isn't listening to Mozart, He's not, like, honestly, can I say can I say something? Can I say that if I went to your house one day and I opened the door and you were sitting there in silence listening to like fucking Moonlight Sonata or something, I would leave. I would leave. I would not it does feel a little weird. It does. It does feel a little weird,

like you're just sitting down on the couch like it's anata. It's just like what you like, like like I like like I like songs like let me listen, like it's the dance Ma Cop, Like I like that song, right, good song, But I don't listen to that ship like if I'm writing, if I'm like, I got to get into a real like imaginative mindset. I'll put that shirt on now, right to it. What did you say, oh dance? Oh a ghost? Huh? Is that from ghosts? Or who's that we're talking about? No, it's from freaking to

Saint Sean. Come here, Sint Sean's like old old timy music. It's old. Oh wait, wait wait, wait, hold dude, don't tell hold on, hold on a second. I might have said it wrong. No, no, no, you're probably right. You're probably right. But the dance is a song called but like Dance. It's also it's also an album by Duran durant At, an album called Dance Ma Cop. But Jesus yah, then there's a swan like you know, every once in a while

you realize songs and covers. I was I almost thought I just got my mind blown right now, but like those are like those recent one of those, it was like talking about on the podcast that you got oh oh a black magic Woman by Fleetwood mac oh right, yeah, that's yeah, yeah, because I literally had no idea. It's crazy. But that's still crazy. That's still crazy to me. It almost makes me feel like crazier to

me, that is crazier to me. That is crazier to me than than a C d C. Being Australian, you know, like I didn't know that for the longest time, and that was that was shocking. But that's not as shocking as finding black magic by fucking I would say, I would agree with you. I think that is a little more shocking because to me, when I think of Santana, I do think a black magic woman. Now I have to erase that from my memory and think of smooth smooth.

So let me Yeah, I don't know, man, Like if your favorite it's weird for your favorite song to be video music, but I mean, like it's fine. I guess like it's You're not coming in crime. I just think it's I just think it's weird for like even if it even for classical stuff, like it's like, oh, hey, my favorite song is The Entertainer by Scott Joplin, and it's like that's crazy. That's crazy.

If that's your favorite song, that's crazy. But I remember agreeing there depends on the music some people don't listen to, Like some people listen to classical mother like look, okay, okay, maybe okay maybe, but like but like that's the ice cream music. That music. It doesn't ice cream truck year. That's it. That's that is that's favorite music. That is Yeah, we can come over to my house and can listen to The Entertainer five

hour loop. Uh what what kind of what kind of child would you develop and you played that to them for when he went to bed like a very cheery, happy kid, or they would be fucking scary. Oh, there's might be a happy kid like oh the song makes their Americans like I remember this song when they would be stabbing doll, his little Dan, he's a little dance. It's him stabbing his fucking doll. I really, I really want now that I've mentioned this, I want to have sex to the Entertainer.

I want to have like a normal playlist going, I want to have a normal playlist going just for one song, just for the lead up, like the fore play is like maybe like I don't know, one five minute song, and then it goes into the next song and it's like during full full on, it's it's Scott Joplin's the entertainer on the on the original ragtime piano to not not even like a re a remaster like or like a modern version piano. Yeah, dude, that would be piano. Yeah, that's

sick as. That's sick as in the middle of your playlist. That's so awesome, Like it's just all normal background ambi and then it's it's like it's like sex tape by Deaftones. Yeah, and then yeah, and then and then the entertainer you're you're like you're like stroking her up good and then like all of a sudden that comes on and you start like you start getting silly

in the bedroom, like you get on top of her. You're like there's a moment you're dancing on her back and he doesn't know how you got there, but you're like dancing, and then all of a sudden, what you're doing, it's like it's it's that drawing of It's that famous image from the Doctor SEUs book of like the cat and the hat on the ball. That's like, that's your that is that is the vibe that you are fucking exuding. You're just silly, You're just at the point where you've hit you've hit

terminal silly. Everything's a joke and a laugh. Everything. Everything sounds like you're spinning a fucking little propeller hat on your head. Everything's doing. What if you do the complete opposite though, What if you're like you're hitting her really, you're you're you're beating it up, and then that shit kicks in.

You just fucking actually centrally start kissing her in her thighs and stuff, and you start like really sentially like playing with her, like you know, you really try to set it like some slow jams are on it, and she's like, what the fuck's happening? You're like, you try to make essential as possible somehow dim the lights even more of all that shit is is fucking you know how it like you know what I would love to do? You know what I would love to do? I would love to do that.

And then all of a sudden, like the lights flicker and there's a clown in a corner of the room, like a clown front of the room. It just I am afraid of clowns. But that would scare Lily more than it would scare me. It would scare her way more. There's like when there's a clown here, hunk, and the lights flicker immediately again and it's gone, What was that? And I'm like, what do you mean. One of my biggest regrets, I think was when we lived together.

When we lived together, I never met Jalen and Joe had like this idea that we would we were gonna rent or not rent, but like buy clown costumes and then just like wake you up in the middle of the night screaming. And we never did it. And my biggest, I think, my biggest regret is that I didn't. We never did that insane because I just I though would have been I would have known one of you guys, I would have ate one of you guys, and I would have been in I

would have just went to jail. I would I would have harmed one of my friends for no reason, and I would have went to jail for cannibalism. What happened, Oh, yeah, my friends decided that and I bit one of their throats out and now I'm here. You have to admit, though, if like, if that footage existed, it would probably be like that would be like a really viral clip would have created a Columbine version of myself. I would have lost my mind. I would have just became dark

ending Kingston. Here he is, but it would have been that's my dark urge ending. It would have just been like the bad ending for gatest It. That's your that's your mister scratch uh Crimson, Crimson roadin Crimson Road, he says, el O Mo Molary and Curly Curly. I guess oh, the Three Stooges, right, incredible, the three f slurs this. I like how this person's clearly Crimson, You're you're clearly thirty plus years old. I know that. I know that purely because you know who the Three Stooges

are. You know, even thoughts that reference. It is crazy, by the way, that we even know who the Three Stooges are when you consider how fucking ancient they are even to us. But regardless, not a question, but a follow up. If you thought Miles was getting absurd, you'll absolutely love Japanese Spider Man, especially the story of his mech. I have seen that. Oh yeah, I don't like it. That's as cool as fun. You know what's even better Italian Spider Man. Yeah yeah, yeah,

what does he do? If you haven't seen it? Oh my god, does pasta? Actually? If you ever know? So Italian spot So there's this. I can't remember what the name of the studio is. I forgot, it's been too many years. But uh, they also made a series called Danger five and they actually and they actually used to be on Netflix, which it was shocking to me that they actually got on Netflix for a while. But Danger five is is one of my favorite things of all time.

Please go check it out if you haven't seen it. But they made Italian Spider Man before that. And I'll just put it this way, Spider Man looks like Ron Jeremy with the shotgun. I'm just gonna put it in. That's all that's I need to say. I totally forget. That's so funny. I love Danger five. Danger five is fucking incredible. You know, do you know how I found Danger five? I found so I knew about Italian Spider Man, and then I didn't know they made anything else after

that. All of a sudden, I'm on Tumblr in whatever year, twenty eleven, whatever fuck it was, whatever year it was, and I see a gift of a fucking dude. No no, no, no no, it is a dude with a fucking a fucking swastika insignia and a chainsaw and the chainsaws on fire. And it's like one of those you know when those dudes are big, like it's like when they fight and shit. And I was like, what the fuck is this? Like the craziest they ever said,

And it's great. It's it's such a great show. It only had two seasons, but the first season was it was that Netflix was crazy back then because it also had Kung Fury. They were putting on shit that like, it seems like there was a fan of like just obscure bullshit for a while that was working at Netflix green lighting stuff because they don't put stuff like that on there anymore. That was old. Yeah, Netflix was crazy.

I remember also in like two thousand and like eight or nine, Netflix, the Ship you'd find you'd find all of them, like the ship everybody talks about, but you'd find like absurd stuff on there too. They were just like what the fuck is doing two and eighty nine. Yeah, you know, they were still they were still doing streaming back then, they were doing

a video. They were just doing video. They were doing video. But and I had to convince my mom, like stop getting stop renting, stop mailing in DVDs from net because Netflix used to do would you would rint DVDs from them? And I was like, mom, you can stream now, like I set it up for under PS three. I was like for sure. Nine yeah, two thousand and nine. So January two thousand and seven

is when Netflix online streaming first came to video. But what was confusing me was it was it wasn't available on console until two thousand and like eight. Uh, because I remember Xbox I remember. I remember the Xbox to sixty had had Netflix streaming exclusivity for a while, Like I remember that's probably yeah, remember yeah, I remember two thousand exclusively streaming on Xbox three sixty. And that's when I saw Batman The Red Hood and I was like, this

is the fucking greatest. I was so like, I was like, man, they're really stepping up their game with animated movies, like The Red Hood is still like one of my favorites with fucking John Demagio is the Joker. That's a great one. That's great, fun, great one. Yeah, it's like Mask of the Phantasm is one of my favorite favorite stat I mean, that's the classic. I wish I would have got to see that in the theater man, like they really stand the fucking Yeah. I never Yeah,

that would have been nice. Yeah, but fuck anyway, Yeah is great. You should. You should definitely watch Danger five. You haven'tatched Danger five. It has this very I don't know how to there's no way to explain it. You just have to watch it. It is so good. It's it's very It reminds me a lot of there's a British kind of not a British version of it, but there's something that's there's a British show that's

very much kind of like it in that same kind of vein. It's a lot more dry, obviously because it's British, but it's called Garth Meringue's Dark Place, and it is a very it's a similar it's not the same premise, but it's it's a similar vibe. This like kind of like low budget almost like there's like a dr where there doesn't need to be Yeah, it's and this is the delivery on it. It's so weird. It's about like

this, like this amazing. It's like a doctor house kind of scenario, but it's it's set more like an eighties kind of Twin Peaks type type deal. This there's a scene where a guy explodes in a hospital room. He explodes and his head's on the ground and he he's the heads like, can you put me out of my misery? It really hurts. And it's the thumbas. It's so fucking stupid, but it's so good. Uh, everybody's

Both of those things are highly recommended from me. But anyway, the last one Hitler and and as always, kill Hitler, Kill Hitler, as always cream Queen Cream Queen Swing wrote and he says, what's up, fuck snarks. You guys have bad, bad nicknames. Scam. I think it's the you know what it is? I mean yeah, I mean you're homeless. I can't blame you. First time, the lack of walls and warming. Yeah, it's just frised the first time. Patreon support a longtime listener,

welcome aboard, thanks for being finally becoming homeless. Uh, this is Uh, this is for Chris and not a question. But I was going through my grandmother's pantry and found not one, but two completely sealed glass snapples. And I can't think of anyone else who would adore them more than Chris. So there's any way that I can get them to you, a fellow New Yorker, let me know. Uh, look, I'm fine. I will let you know. I have a full case of unopened glass snapples in my

parents' house in New York. I don't need any extra ones. You enjoy that one, all right, shake it up, hit the bottom, do that little pound at the bottom, crack the seal, enjoy it yourself.

I give you permission. I have plenty. I'm saving them for when they inevitably bring them back and admit that it was a fucking stupid decision, like they did, like they did with everything else, like they did with fucking chicken fries back in like the mid two thousands, where they're like, oh, nobody wants sicken fries, and that was like the only it's the only thing people go to BurgerKing for, So why would you stop doing that?

Stupid? But yeah, you can, I appreciate it, But it's not necessary, And I guess that wasn't really a question, So to wrap it up a really quick one ran Deep Kang. Sup, Guys, what's your opinion on how H three's show ended with Hasan? That shit was wild? I think that was pretty obviously that was like I was wondering when that would happen. It is kind of fascinating to me that Ethan has two podcasts now that have just kind of yeah, like it's it's strange. It's a strange

pattern. I wonder what the third as soon as as soon as the Hamas thing came for. From what I've seen so far, those when it comes to people that are on each side of that conversation very on, like steaks on each side, there's never I've never seen a middle ground be reached. Ever, Yeah, it's a conversation in like just like the activists. For

the activists, I've never seen them. And I'm talking about people to have actual stakes in it, not like us or like another person you'd know, like people that are like family on each side, they cannot and will not see the weird thing about that, And it's insane that because my experience is totally different when I see I see people who are like, for example, I've seen people who have had family, you know, Palestinians directly killed,

but are still being reasonable about the scenario of what is actually happening, and vice versa of saying I had people that were close to me that were brutalized by Hamas, but that doesn't justify killing five six times more than about you know what I'm saying, like, there's there's people now usually people are telling

them to shut the fuck up, which is kind of crazy. But the one thing that I you know, going back to the Ethan because this is what it's really about, is what weirded me out is how how famous, how influential Ethan Klin is and how well off he is. And the thing that I just can't understand is the reason why that show ended specifically is because Ethan could not stop reading Reddit and fucking Discord. And what baffles me is if I were in the position of Ethan Klein that my eyes would never lay.

I couldn't even I don't I don't really read. I don't do that shit now, just just just not it's just not. But like say, if I was set with that type of money, I am fucking doing only shit that I love and I am not diving. Because he specifically was like, I was reading I was seeing your discord, Hassan, because it's it's unofficial one, it's the unofficial official, right, because he didn't started it organically, came up and reading all of the stuff that was going on in

there. There was all these fucking horrible people saying terrible things about Ethan and all this shit, and I'm like, the fact that you're seeking this shit out, dude, is really where I'm like, I want to talk to you, brother, Like I want to be like, why would you even do that when you know how fucked up some people are that they're gonna say the worship imaginable and you are. And it killed him. He came back on one of his shows, one of his podcasts, and he was like,

this shit kept me up, like it really bothered him. And I'm just like, bro, if I did that what he did, Like say, even when I made videos, I made video shitting on Joe Rogan because he was being such an idiot and during the pandemic, and if I read every single comment, yeah, I'd probably'd be pretty fucking annoyed too, because you know, there was a lot of fanboys of Joe Rogan that were just just saying probably some really not colorful things about me that normally they wouldn't say.

To them the colorful colorful, they were savory. They're probably very colorful oriented, absolutely, and so purposefully. I mean, just okay, I'm not gonna read all that shit because you already know what you're gonna You're just all you're gonna do is hurt yourself by diving into all of that shit, because it's not constructive criticism. They're just talking shit. And so eventually they kept having these crazy disagreements. They already had healthy conversations on the show itself

and basically agreed they disagree. They both literally had moments where they cried. But then all of a sudden, Ethan's like, I'm gonna dive deep into all of this stuff. And he's like an old school type of person that

just can't stay off. He reminds me not to the same degree, but we've all kind of said, boogie, stay the fuck off the internet, stop reading all this shit, stop responding to these people, and they seem they can't help themselves about it. There's a different parts The problem is that he's older, right, And he's an older person. His family's from one of the places where sure those things are. He's an objective of one of

the groups. He's also Jewish, granted that there's a lot of being a Jewish person historically, and seeing the way the Jewish government is behaving right now has to be tough. That has to be a really really tough thing to see. How you know, you guys were the ones that were being kicked around for centuries and now you guys are doing the kicking around. It must

be a tough thing. And it's it's also something that like you could I could almost believe this isn't fake because of the history of the people's involved, you know, simply because of the because like look at this, like look at what's happening. Like they sailed over the water and just started killing people on the beach. That fucking really happened. That wasn't like a fucking people

like, that's not some shit that we do in America. We'd lie about it, where the America, like fucking the Maga people would be like they're stealing our things. Look at it. The frogs. No, that straight up was a real thing that happened. People sailed across the water and murdered other people for not the best reason. So like it's a it's an insane thing. I think even it takes too much. He's he's too close to the problem. He's just standing too close to the fire to see those situations

right now. But I think that's a lot of people because I really, I really hope that's situation gets cleared out because everyone is just so barred and armed towards one another. It makes my heart hurt. It's crazy, but I just if he you have to know, being is big of an influencer or whatever, you know, I hate that word, but still being as big as he is and he's not a dumb person that it's like, you gotta know, you gotta know you're gonna discord, dude. I hate discord.

I really, I truly it brings that there is so it's it's like an extension of four channe almost in some people's servers. In some people's servers, so you'll find, like in certain chats and whatever, some of the worst people on the Internet. And you got to know when it comes to something that's heated, like you're specifically, what did you think you were gonna

find? On on Hassan's discord by reading all that shit? Do you think it was gonna be everybody being like, oh, everything's great when there's the radical people that are just defending Palestinians at all costs, that to the point where some of them are even just defending jimas like, did you what you thought you weren't gonna find that? Did you seriously think you weren't going to Like so, once he sought it out and found it, it hurt,

It destroyed his heart. And it's like this is somewhat of a representation of Hassan at least how he felt, which it feels a little unfair because I'm like, you know, Hassan doesn't feel that way. They've had very productive, like I said, conversations on I watched their leftovers and their talks about that shit, and they had very four hour fucking conversation, very productive about this shit, very understanding on each other's points and sides and stuff. And

then you know, it's like, damn and inevitably that shit. It just they had a falling out. They've had more arguments because of this stuff, because of that catalyst, And you know, it's unfortunate because I actually thought

there was a The podcast started off horrible. I thought it was terrible, but then they started to actually gain some chemistry and ultimately because cause the things that I don't like about a song, he doesn't do in that podcast, which is steamroll and be like a complete piece of ship, and then Ethan started to become less of like a this is my show, I'm gonna talk whenever I want, and it actually started to become like I was like this,

this is actually a pretty good show to talk about some ship that you know, a lot of people don't talk about on that high of a level of podcast, I guess. And so it's kind of unfortunate that it's gone. But hey man, if he's still got all his other other ship going on, so he's fine and they're both fine. They're both fine. Yeah, there's happened this week. Didn't that should happen? Oh yeah I didn't. I didn't. I've never watched that. Oh yeah, I forgot about

it. They had their they had their reconcilation. They don't touch me, don't you ever touch me? Eat and just cold cockxer Bro, don't fucking tell this, I don't even there. I probably my first reaction, but there's no way that's real. There's no way that happened, and it would and then when finding out that it's real, I didn't know. I don't know what to think. I hit her like that, why do you do it? And it's a set. It's like he shakes free squares up,

starts curtsing at her and then cold cockser bro. That would make so that would make so many people happy, you know what I mean, Like so many people would be like, yeah, finally that would make the kind of people, the kind of people and me happy. That's it. It would make it would make it would make Kingston very happy, because I don't like Tanamojo at all, and then it'd be like very not great group of people

happy. I did. Yeah. I saw that clip of them going around here like say forgiveness, and I was like, that's kind of there's something kind of nice. I don't know I that made that there was like there's something because it's so long ago and seeing like this kind of full circle thing happen, it is kind of like, oh, it's I wish I don't

know. I guess for me, I look at it as and and this might not be true for them, but I look at it as like, oh, yeah, this is the Internet, and it's not really that fucking serious, you know what I mean. Like there's something about it where it's like there there are there are people that I've made videos about or that I have like insulted for sure that I do not fucking remember today. Like I

just straight up, I straight up to like I think I had. I think I I had somebody come up to me and it's like, hey, you made a you you made a joke about me a couple of years ago. I was like, Oh, I don't remember who who? I sincerely like, I don't I don't remember what did you do it? Maybe I

don't know make fun of you? Yeah, that's the thing. It's like I've never made fun of it. Anybody who didn't I think didn't rightfully have, like like I'd never sent like death threats to anybody or fucking denitying crazy. I just like, hey, that's a really dumb thing for you to say. Uh, but you know, I don't care about it really, like on a deep level, to the point where I'm carrying it around with

me for years and years and year. Hell no, so, like I don't know, seeing them together in that context with that, with that kind of meme kind of repurpose, was like, it's it's probably the only example of like a physical manifestation of that attitude that I've actually seen occur in real time where it's like, oh, this is it really isn't that big of a fucking deal. Yeah, it's just then I thought it was interesting. We're not at each other's throats and like fucking you know, hating each other

to the core of each other's being. Uh, I appreciate that. Anyway, what were you saying, Oh, I was just just adding to what you were saying. Is I saw I think she. I think Tanna was streaming around the time where or maybe I think she was reacting to his apology video when he put out that one video about like I wish the back or whatever, and she was saying she was like, for she didn't even think he had a reason, She didn't even think he really should have apologized.

She actually was like, yeah, at the time, I was a complete fucking idiot, and like that they reflecting on how she used to behave and like she she cringes at the thought of that. So there was no bad blood. It was not like you know, at the time, obviously she was upset, but as a much older woman, she was like, nah, like I was, I was an idiot, and I understand why this dude went after me, even though you know, obviously it's not the nicest

way to go about it. But she understood that her behavior and being like, you know, just being some dumb white bitch and just like just using hard rs like like it's nothing, is not the smartest thing to do. And so it was. It was interesting. Her reflection on it was very mature, and uh, you know, Jesus, she's the porn star now, so you know, a lot of those a lot of those bitches actually

have a lot of perspective on the world. It's interesting. I feel like a lot of sex workers have such a perspective on the world that a lot of people don't because of for sure, just to talk to yeah, because when I get coming, all I do is feel shame for them. They get enlightened men. It's crazy. It's wild. Shout up to Tannis stits man. I've never seen them not looking. Is she a sex worker?

I didn't even know I thought she Yeah, she I found out because I used to, God, everyone's a fucking Degenner before I knew about the origins of Adam twenty two. That dude sucks, like Jesus Christ, the guy sucks. But like, uh, yeah, he used to. I saw that they did some content back in the day. I thought it was fake,

but apparently it was real. We're like, oh, we're gonna like, uh Adam twenty two when somebody's gonna bang off camera and she's Tanna's gonna give commentary, and then they were like talking about the whole industry, and it was like not too far. Afterwards, she was basically being like, oh, I'm doing OnlyFans, and that's basically I think she just makes her money because she doesn't. I don't. I've never seen her do anything as

far as content like this. She's a podcast. She she had Matt Rifle shit, I remember, and she kind of cooked him a little bit. Remember, Oh that was her? Yeah, yeah, that was the podcast. She looks also very different. There's something up Tana. I didn't know. I don't know if it's I don't know if it's just me, but like her face has never looked the same to me every time I've seen it, Like, she looks different every time I see this person, Like I

don't know what it is. I've been told that I have a face like that too, where it's like people see me from different angles. I look at a complete different person. So I get it. Maybe she's like one of those people. But I did not recognize her in that clip with Matt Rayfi there and I was like, oh, ship, that's Tantamo. Joe had sunglasses and the hat on, so that's Bobby. Why I didn't recognize

her and I she did not, like you couldn't see her face. But what I'm saying, even in that clip of them together, like her and Ian, I'm like, you guys look very I mean, Ian looks different than he used to, but he still looks like Ian. Ian. I

don't know deeply into it looks very different. It looks very different because he has the mullet thing going on completely, because the one thing that stood out about items to me mostly was his glasses and his forehead and they're both gone essentially because he has the hair covering it up and then his glasses gone. So it's like he looks I'm like if I saw him walking down the street.

No, I'm so used to him looking like this now. But if I if that was my introduction seeing him like this when I only remember that guy, I wouldn't connect it immediately. That's just fucking red Nick and one guy. One thing I wanted and we wanted to read. We want to answer it because we technically answered this question on I think the last episode, So it's a double up, but it is a nice sentiment. Shut up,

swingey or gay road in. This is hi high cutie babies, what is your most memorable gift that you've ever received for Christmas as a kid? We we I'm I swear to god. We just answered this exact question, so it sounds like we did in the last episode. Uh, but they also ran and also thanks for keeping me sane. I'm curious as to what my brain looks like after binging the Sleepy Cabin podcast along with one hundred and sixty episodes of The Snark Tank back to back by the time I caught up

real time. Love you guys, that's a wild combination, man, be be careful with that and with that, have a have a beautiful little fucking Christmas. Uh? Do all the holiday ship, eat your I don't know what if you're know what do people do for Christmas? If you if you, if you actually what is it called fruitcake? If you actually make fruitcake used to be shot into the sun. No one really makes fruitcake. My grandma liked fruitcake, and my grandma is also from My grandmother was also around

with Hitler was around. So let that, let that make sense to you. I want you all to know that I don't care about any of you. None of you mean anything to me. Only that matters the money you guys give me. I appreciate you. My grandmother's yes, was born in the thirties, Your grandma's old. I want you guys all to know that I'm coming for you. Every dollar you have, I'm taking it from you.

I know your information. I know you guys love them. A show uping your house in the dark, when it's the dark, when it's at this darkest where you where you live, is at its absolute darkest. I want you to know I'm behind you. I'm right behind you at that moment when you are scared, I'm always near you. I want you to understand that, as as of right now, I want to let you know, there's a quick little update about the podcast that that fifty Sweeney's cut of the

money, it just goes dust. Now, Yeah, he's at its darkest, at its at your house's literal darkest, when there is no light in your home. I'm in your house, ruffling through your fucking garbage. I'm picking your kid up off the bed and throwing them on the floor over and over and over again. You're gonna hear your kids screaming, like somebody lifted me up and threw me on the ground. And you're gonna know it was me that did That's your kid. I'm coming for you. What are you

doing? You're you're trying to be a poltergeist or something. What are you doing? The scariest, scariest it's me Kingston, the Christmas Poultergeist. Here the idea, Yeah, I hit on the ground. So the idea of your you hearing your kids scream You go in there your bedroom. Yeah, your kids on the floor, like what happened? Some big black guy picked me up and threw me on the floor. That I swear to God, it's like what that didn't happens? That it just going to be shut up,

getting your bed again, getting again, I'll be again. Don't go to Animal? Did you? For the longest time, I thought that was a real movie. Did we talk about that? Dude? I thought so too. I thought that that was a real movie until until the high resolution version of the movie came out and then you could see the title is like the title of the movie is like Angels with Filthy Souls, And I'm like, that's not a real fucking movie. That's so fucking ridiculous. But yeah,

I totally thought that was real. But anyway, we're gonna move what I was gonna say, The real update, Oh yeah, the real update is, uh, aside from Kingston losing all of his shares of the money and they're all going to kings a freelancer, uh he we we are. So we're going to double up on episodes where we're going to have episodes for an episode for Christmas, obviously the one you're listening to now. We're going to have an episode for New Year's basically, or an episode for just before

New Year's. We're gonna have extra amos to accompany them. But we're recording that all this week basically. Uh, and the first week of January, we're going to take some some low down time. So the first week of January, we're gonna be we're gonna be taking it off just so we can plan for some stuff. There's some there's some merch stuff that we want to get to definitely, and I want to just clear my schedule in that sense,

just to get a clean handle on that. So first week of January, we're gonna be taking a little bit of a break, but we'll be we'll be back what like the seventh of the eighth or something like that, something like that. Yeah, yeah, early January will be there. So the question the question thread will still go up in time. We'll get to all your questions obviously, and you know, the schedule is going to remain the same episode Extra Amo, Episode X two episodes Extra Amo two episodes Extra

Amo. But uh, you know, there's gonna be a little bit of a break. Yes, saw, so fucking there. I called make Cuban peat. I'm the king of the rumba beat. Boom chim chi chi boom, right bye. I'm gonna read the names now, Yeah, read them all and read them all in one word. You gotta say every name, and you got you gotta go. You gotta go for Doc or I can't. Three three two one go Doc on the bake. Sitting on a cock because I'm gay, p p P P p p P gay ABC's blow a

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why. It's just I mean, obviously he would be like that makes perfect sense, but like it's just it's fun. I can't imagine that in any other context. But a Seinfeld episode cars to like the Slaughtered Families or something. What is he doing? What is he doing? I just I just feel like I just love the idea of him there, and just it's so not serious, you know what I mean, Like the idea, the idea of it being there fucked up. He's like, what a fucked up scenario?

Or like the idea of like what like the hostages come up and they're they're like they're like, uh, they're they're talking to him like, oh man, Jerry help us, and it's like yeah, yeah, or the idea of like he would find it like an awkward situation to be in a room full of people who are a family who's who have hostages, because it's like, well, none of them are any more special than the other one then, right, like they're all kind of the same, like none of

them, none of them take priority over each other. They're all hostage people. How do I handle this? And it's like some awkward like I don't know, fucking George goes with him and refuses to tip I don't know. I just can't I can't see it and and and I can't see this as like a real trip to Israel for like a genuine humanitarian cause. I just look at it as like a It's like what sitcom style sinanigans are going on? I must know? Uh, Metle gay solid three sperm eater featuring solid

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was so off? Uh? Stop with the Briton slander. It already sucks here listening to me, it makes me consider racism. Chris, you broke ice Crayon eating no brain titan player, Uh, baller of the first sin. You don't have to be afraid anymore. We are we are approaching episode two hundred. I would like to thank all all the bitches, big bitches, small bitches, tall bitches, short bitches. Yeah, sure, yeah, Chris, please look up picts of Dizzy what Gillespie? The fuck is

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ship. Bro, you can like really fuck yourself up doing this. There's some people that have like some permanent ship going on with him because of this crazy that looks so impossible because literally his even his nose raises. Do you think he has really big Like his lips are like like they go further back up than multiple's lips do I don't know, almost feel like one of the scared. Almost feel like we watch a clip of somebody doing this. We've

definitely watched a clip of this. We've definitely seen a clip of this because I have I have, I have very full right even when I do it, my nose doesn't raise. His nose raises when he does that. No, it's crazy, dude, that is so out of pocket in every single Like, how do you do this? I mean he's clear, he's clearly good though. It's just like, I imagine how much coming can hold in

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that as the fucking extra amm. That's great. How that's nuts? Get it? That's a crazy I mean if I mean, I really I really have been thinking about this sincerely. I really want to do that radio thing.

Like I really want to do that, like where we do like where we where we kind of do a whole hour of radio where we pick songs that we like and that we have like interstitials of like fake like almost like do our best to make what a grand theft auto radio station would be like, but just fast and just like just like an hour or thirty minutes worth. I feel like it'd be so fun. But everybody, welcome back to snock FM. Look about we got we got dangers Kingston here and uh and

uh cummy Chris. I don't know, i'd wanna. I'd wanna. I'd want to like write it and have like I'd want to write it and have like other like YouTubers like coming A's like we were interviewing the famous author of come Come Inside Yourself, not in your loved ones or like whatever the fun and then we'll have like jacksphones be like thanks for having thanks for having me on. I'd love to like all these it would be such a fun. I have a perfect one like welcome back to Negroes and this big hey guys

going on today on Snark exactly. It would be so fun. We can have all these like bits with like we could collaborate with like literally everybody. That would be fun because you could put a lot of work into something cool, like something really genuinely awesome. Yeah, fake, we could not be.

I would be more than happy to. I would be totally more than happy to just edit all that and even just right, I just I it just seems fun, especially because there's no video involved, so it's just like all audio and you could really fun with it, and we can have our friends. We have our friends come on and truly be as hilarious as they

want. And that's the radio, so they could be anybody they want to be, So just pick a character and they come on and to be like someone could be a used puppy salesman, someone could be freaking trying to sell trying to sell you some insane ship. What I what I want is to have so much of it, like at least an hour's worth of like music, and then you know our innerticials that we could play it for an hour in like you could play it in your car and people will be convinced that

it's like a like a real radio station. That'd be amazing. I'm like, you know how they have those bumpers. You know they have those bumpers where it's a bunch of like mixed sounds. Oh yeah, so this is you know, just to make it and it's like Peter, Peter, I have all these ben well like every dude could. It would be so it'd be it'd be a bunch of my laughs. It'd be like various versions of my laugh. He press up. Yeah, I'm marking on it. I'm marking on well. Yeah, it'll be fun, it'll be great. I

might even just like I might. I might whip up just like a like a test thing today. Just fake ads, fake fake ads. Oh dude, yeah, totally from Booty Boys, boy Booty Boys. Oh yeah, we can get like hot, we can Nick to do it because Mick has like a perfect like like advertiser like voice acting he does like can he can

he can nail that ship? Yeah yeah, yeah, you know you guys should do You should give me like a list of genuinely, like you should give me like a list of like fifteen songs that you would want, like like just songs that you you you like her or know that you'd have like something just anything that would go in it, and you send me that list like later today or like something, and I'll like get to work on like doing like a yeah out because I want to do it and I just think

it sounds fun. Even though it would be to put together, it would make no fucking money. It would make would be immediately cast. But I'm okay with that. I'm totally fine with that. Yeah, it should be good. Y you can donate, fuck you you can don't. Yeah, some more money, you know it. We'll put it on we'll put it on YouTube, but we'll put it up for patrons. I think that's yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, yeah, why not, let's do it? Fuck yeah, anyway, I gotta piss goddamn just all right,

I'm not gonna on my wall. I'm not gonna piss on my wall and have splashed back. Get on my computer. I pe hard for the final Keith David on you're doing that Keith David and I'm gonna take my dick out of show it to him. He's gonna stand up and and I can't. I can't imagine this reaction. What the boy penis I've never been so disappointed in my goddamn life. Boy, You've had me. Come on, here asking me time and time again to be honest. Goddamn show I come here,

you show me a fucking penis. You are out of your frecking mind, bro Hard, You're throbbing. You're actually betting pretty good at you are actually getting pretty good at that. Keith David impression actually like that actually sounds more and more like him the more you do. I can only do the yelling thing when he does the yell like the mirrors. That's it. I can't do his normal talking voice. That like I'm a that I can do.

Most impressions that I can do are like like I can do I can do a really good Matthew Broderick, but only only a really good Matthew Broderick in pain. That's all I can do. In pain. Yeah, like after he's like crashed his car, after like hitting like several people, Yeah, several people and crash his car. You can do a good impression. Impression. I think I think I can do an impression of absolutely everybody on earth, but being hurt being I think that's good do do Keith David being

hurt. I'm fucking moment, I'm fucking read right now. I gotta calm down. Why. This is why you got. This is why fish it, this is why you gotta That's why you gotta stick around for the credits, man, because why people who skip the credits they miss out a lot. You really, you really have to stick around for the credits. Like I kid you not. The credits are always where it gets the most gets in Shane, it's it's Hector's rectum is real, little dish rag. Come

come on my pean, I'll ask you. I feel trash, Texas State or salad. My body is a machine that turns piss into more pissed. I'm Doctor Roxo, the rock and roll clown. I do cocaine, Sue hul tick on my ass. Here's Nicky Ziggy uh the locusts what the locust that fucked the bulltok pistol? Hole in Maria's head? Holy hell damn, I mean that head is gone to be fair, Like there's no hole in that head. The bulltop pistol is so unreasonably powerful. Son. That gun,

Dude, the best gun back for those guys. Imagine, guys, guys, do you understand the size of that gun? Have you looked at the size of that fucking gun? That gun is a massive pistol. It's the size of a book pag for a little kid. That pistol, that gun. That pistol is the size of my ultra wide monitor. It's insane. A roughly human shaped pile of red flags. Duck Penis Jackson DuPont, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek Duck Kunt, Goliath Joys. I've been denied everything,

even my com ethery and Pegerian Hunter. Flying bacon with my shirt off, Oh, frying bacon with my shirt off, that's mental. That's like someone that likes to be hurt. If someone if you fly bacon with your pants off, that's crazier though, that's crazy. Like, yeah, every fucking get a little harder, bro. You just throw a little bit of water to in the pan too, You just throw a little bit of water. I'm about to I'm about to go in my kitchen right now and fry

bacon completely naked, just to prove that I'm hard and cool. It would be something I look like a dalmatian. Probably the means of the guys like me breaking in, me breaking into McDonald's and dipping my balls on the fryer. And it's just so just a bunch of means people just dunking their balls. That's in a fucking French fry machine, and it's like, what is wrong with people? God? Sometimes you gotta do it. Sometimes you gotta crispy, crisp them up a little bit, they get cold. You gotta

for presentations. You're like, hey, I got a girl coming over, I gotta I gotta fry my nutsack a little bit so it looks cool. He's like, yeah, the swing by like seven thirty, that's all. That's not we're not in peak anymore. Yeah, imagine that being a completely understandable thing to experience. You're just like making a sandwiches and you're like, what the fuck is this guy? Yo? What is he doing? He's he's frying his bo Where's John? What is johnn? John was supposed to

be here? He's like, he's off Johnson the Johns in the back, frying his mustache or frying is frying? Is Fryan his his nutsack and he's got a date Tonight's so he's doing Okay, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. Assholes just just taking it like it's a fucking tattoo. Just just it's fucking gay pop and left and right. It's like, you'll do get your balls on it. I'm not done yet. It's fucking crazy there that long, dude. And when it's not even fried that much, there's

not even that much of like cook. It's like it's resilient. Wrong. Last two names literally last to enjoying the view from the Daily Plaza on the sixth floor, and it's always running at our list, the King of Haphazard. Merry Christmas to everybody, all of you homeless people out there. We hope you're doing well. First, we have a good Christmas. Uh, and uh, you know, I hope you get your toy or you're fucking I don't know, you're whatever the fuck you want. I hope you get

it. If you're a homeless person and you want a home, I hope you don't get it, because that means you're you'd no longer be a fan of us. So I hope I think goes too well for everybody, but you know, he'll be go in the spirit. Yeah, in the spirit of the holidays, Merry Christmas. We appreciate you. Uh, we'll catch you next episode. For New Year's David Heart his come right at the camera oh, Keith, Keith before before we leave, and then you just the

last episode. That's the last episode. That would be crazy if we had full on So here, let's at the stage. We have a full on normal episode of the Star Tank with Keith David. We're interviewing, We're asking him all these questions, we're hearing about all these fascinating times from Gargoyle, Halo, mass Effect, all these all these famous roles. We spend an hour and a half talking to him, and at the end, Casey goes, wait before we go, lifts his shirt up with a hard penis comes

on command at the camera and that's it. It just perfectly hits the web camera, the fucking the lens. What the hell's that? And that's what a podcasts that is. That's the final podcast. We don't ever we don't ever continue, We don't ever pick up the starch again. From there, we all like go to our own separate ways. We refuse to talk about

it. Were never video, David, We're done. There's never a video prove us all being in the same room again together, Like it's just if we ever look, if we ever somehow convince Keith David to come on this travesty of a program, which after today, I can't even imagine how that would even be the case. But uh, then we would have to end the Snark Tank. If we wanted to keep doing stuff, we would have to make a whole new shown. We don't even make a new show.

That's it. We accept that if we wanted, if we wanted to continue, we would have to be like, damn the neck, the Snark Tank is gone. We fulfilled the goal of the Snark Tank. He got y. That was the whole point is to keep David on the show. So now we've got to do fucking I don't know, up with their shirt up and the camera is crazy. Yeah, I like, like you've been jerking off the entire time, just badging, But I've been I've been really in

the conversation, like really talking about like that. Yeah, you couldn't even tell like you could even like he's probably probably in retrospect, you'd be impressed, like the idea just you're you're cranking and you're like, so when you were on this, when you were approached for for the for the Halo series,

what did you think that it would last? Like, did you did you think that that was something that was going to be iconic for a lot of people, like the character, the character of the right understanding the story you had. Did you know did you know what you were doing with that kind of character, because grant, people do love master Chief. But you're right, you're right. Oh yeah, yeah, an our scenario, you'd probably you fucking would fail agent, you would come too fast. I'm a

precise comer. I'm a very precise comer. Bro I've hit every woman I've wanted in the eye and eye. I'm a precise comer. If I am in the eyes, Brot, let's get the let's let's yea three hours, man, Jesus Christ, write three hours. Very Christmas, fucking damn it. We're supposed to guys, for reference, this is supposed to be an hour and a half. Podcast is supposed to be. I mean, it's it's it's Christmas whatever, like it's I figure Mary Christ. If there was

ever an appropriate time to have a long episode, why not today? So miss everybody, get the get the fuck out of here, Get out of here, go, get the fuck out of here, Get out out. What are you fucking doing? Get out, leave, go