#194: The Game Awards are Getting Worse

Hey, look he's a little dead me m hm m hmmm hmm. These are disgusting noises. I hate this. Welcome to the Start Taking podcast. Uh, how's it going? How's it going? Everybody? We uh man a lots of I feel like a lot has happened, but at the same time, I don't remember a lot of it. There's they're key there are key stories we definitely want to touch on. But before we get too deep into it, do you want to mention Game Awards happened? And obviously what

I what I what I am? Everybody who understands even a modicum of the industry understood did happen. Balder's Gate was the sweep. I only wait two actually won a lot more than I anticipated it to win. But but it was obviously going to be a bald State Yeah yeah, no, no shot that no shot in hell That balders Gate three wasn't going to win Game of the Year was so obvious. But it would have been insane. It would have been like, oh, we actually really have something to talk about,

you know, like controversial, crazy. Yeah, yeah, it just wouldn't it just it wouldn't have made sense obviously, Like it's not my personal game of the year or anything, but like it was obviously the game of the year, Like it was obviously like objectively speaking, just like elden Ring was the the the objective game of the year that year, just like what is it? Breath of the Wild was probably objectively the game of the year last

that year. There are just certain years where it's just like this is obviously like the one, right, and that was pretty clear. So you see people, Uh did you see people? So there's a lot of people that are really upset that Spider Man two didn't really get love. Well, I don't know how you guys felt about that. I mean, I have a comment about it, you know, Okay, what are you gonna say? It sucks that Spider Man two got nothing. That is what people should be

saying. Instead they're being ridiculous and making like outlandish claims. The fact that it got nothing for the Game Award is tragic because it is a good video game. It's really fun, it's really cool, it looks good, really cool moments. The big problem is that it just got nothing. It got nothing, and that's sad that it got nothing, But it makes sense because of what it was paired against. You know, compared to the there's they sold a lot. They're happy, like and is happy with how they you

know, yeah, you know what I mean. It's not like it's like you know so much as like it's like, you know, not the Holocaust. Yeah, you know, like compared to Lebron, compared to to compared to Jordan, Lebron's the second best. You know, Lebron is still amazing, but he's not the best compared to Jordan's better, so he's gonna get more. That's how it works. Yeah, people do people, but there's people that fucking that is. I don't I don't agree with that at all,

but like you know, people say you gotta go. People will get mad and I'll get shot. There gonna be some basketball niggas and comments and be like like they just fucking they turn to fucking ghoules. It's weird. You know that video the guy you you know that video the guy putting the like wrapping a watermelon like a million and like rubber bands and it like explodes and knocks in back. That's gonna be swinging in a second with a basketball

lying through his window. From the from the people who are a problem with that, take the I don't know, man, Spider Man two is really good, but this is just like this year was just fucking this unfair. This was a stacked year, Like there really wasn't like when I really look at the categories like that were there. There were some games that I thought one that shouldn't have won certain categories, but like like certain smaller ones.

But when I look at the overall, like big categories and I compared Spider Man two to every other game that was in that category with him, it's just like it just was not It just didn't do it. It's probably like the most well rounded game maybe, like if that was even like an accolade that could be handed out, but like you know, it definitely didn't have the best narrative, definitely didn't have the best direction, definitely didn't It definitely

wasn't the best game this year. So like it's great, it's really fun, but I mean stiff competition, man, it's crazy exactly. No, yeah, that's that. Who's gonna uh, what is the what is the most anticipated game for next year? Well, before we get to that, were you surprised? Were you surprised that Alan Wake two got best Narrative?

No? I was, I was no, I was very surprised. No, no, no, uh no, because the thing about Alan Wake too is that it's like I expected best direction for sure, because like there's that that game is crazy and the like there is the thing about Baldersgate, and obviously it deserves Game of the Year one hundred percent, But the thing about balders Gate is that balders Gate is very much like an iterative, like it

is the best version of something that exists. It is like it's like, hey, here's here's D and D in a video game, and and here's like the best way that we could do it. Here's divinity, but like scaled up to like a crazy it's what we had before, but like it like crazy better. I don't know that I've ever really played a video game

like Alan Wake two. There's parts of it that are similar to other things, but like it is so fucking weird and it mixes so many, so many things that I've never seen mixed together and in sid like there's that that makes sense to me. Narrative though, I mean, I've been thinking about it constantly, like I've like ever since I finished it. I was like,

what the fuck is this? Game because it's it's it's operating on like a level that I don't think people usually engage with games on, and so that to me, it's like I wouldn't have minded if Baldersgate won, just

because I don't think. I really can't imagine that the narrative of Balder's Gate is more cerebral than Allen Wake two, But like I can, I can imagine that it's more complicated and more difficult to iron out just because of the the insane amount of what is it, the ranching path nature of it, and just how much it can be affected, and like, oh, making sure every story path works must be crazy. But I think about that all the time. As a narrative, I don't know, man, I like

nuts. I think Alan Wig two's narrative is like I beat both games, and I think Alan for Roses Rose ros Are doing Alan Wake two in any other year would have been by far the best game that came out, with no exception. It is so fucking good. I think that game is phenomenal. I don't like meta commentary at all. I'm not a fan of it. I think it's very annoying and it's two in your face. Alan wig doesn't matter commentary. Best I've seen it and probably any media ever, it's

insanely good. There are moments where you're like in the middle of climbing up a chute, running away from demons, and then you exit and you're on a talk show and Alan is like, huh, it's really like what's going on? It's and something. As he's writing his story, it's happening to the black girl and him, and he's like, it's just moments where it's just like you wouldn't believes. Here's my argument for why I think it it

kind of deserves that. On set, Like I said, I would have been happy with either one because I think either one probably deserves it really, But I think like what they do with that game is is so like the fact that you can switch, the fact that I'll put it this way, the fact that it is such a linear experience and so and that it's such a directed experience, the fact that it's like, okay, everything is like kind of painstakingly handcrafted and like built for specific story beats and like this,

this, this, and that you can swap between these characters kind of whenever you want, as long as there's like a save room that you can do that in and the fact that, like the narrative works despite like you could go through the entirety of one person's campaign and then the entirety of somebody else's campaign and it would all still work. If you went back and forth between the two, it would all still work, and you would get like a

different experience out of it based on like which order you played it. You'd be like on one on like if you played one character first and then the other, you would feel like this character is the bad guy, and then if you played it the other way, you'd feel kind of like reversed, and if you played it alternating, you'd feel like kind of like on on a roller coaster, where it's like, oh, I don't I don't know exactly what's going on, but it all works. And that's fucking hard.

I wouldn't say it's as hard as Baldersgate necessarily because again just the sheer amount of permutations that you would have to account for in Balder'sgate. But the fact that again it's doing that with that meta narrative and it all works, and it all is doing and it's mixing like live action and music and and you know, it's such a weird. I don't think I've ever played anything like it really, Whereas like Baldersgate is a great version of something that I've definitely

played before. It's awesome, Like I'm actually enjoying it now that a barbarian and I can just punch people to death and I don't have to worry about it. I don't have to worry about anything. But picking up a person and throwing them in balders Gate is the best experience ever picking up a person like this is someone fighting you and you pick him up and you throw them

is an insane thing that happened. It's cool. It's cool. Throwing people to their deaths is probably like one of the it's it's one of like I guess that a cheat code if you will, right, It's like, oh, here's a way to like ah, fuck, man, I need I need to cut this battle by like multiple turns and just just don't get your items. But like whatever, I won this fight, right, I want

it's hilarious. It's so fucking funny. But yeah, but I guess it really was either it was only it was only those two though really it was only it was like it really it really and and by the way, everything

else was great. But it's just I think Tears of the Kingdom probably would have had it in a year that Alan Wake two, and like even if here's the thing about spider Man two and the people who are upset about spider Man two not winning anything, especially the people who are mad at Game of the Year, Like, dude, if I promise you, like, if Balder's Gate three did not come out this year, spider Man two would not win Game of the Year. If Alan Wake two didn't come out this year,

spider Man two wouldn't wouldn't win Game of the Year. I don't think it was good. I think I think Spider Man two is better than Zelda. I'm gonna do it right now. But they would have given it to Zelda. They would have given it. They would have they probably would have given a Zelda. They would now seemingly impressive. I I didn't I didn't play, I don't have I don't have any Nintendo products right now other than like old Ship, But uh I would I mean, look, I guess

everything kind of worked out fine. I was seeing the people more of the people that were complaining about Spider Man not getting anything was more of just being mad that, Like it's so many people's experience of playing Balder's Gate three where they can't stand that style of combat, where they just can't wrap their heads around how something like that could be considered better than you know, things that

were going on in Spider Man two, which I understand. It's like, say, you know, there's moments of video games where I'm kind of hyped, I'm really drawn into it where I'm almost even like kind of leaning I'm leaving, you know, like there's like it's like a thrill versus something that I can just what I realized how tactical, like how much of a tactician I'm trying to be, and how ingrained in something, and how I have

to think about something, and how I overall. I appreciate that a little bit more at the end of the day, but not at the very moment. A lot of times I'm actually kind of annoyed when I'm thinking about it, Like when I'm playing Ballers Gate and I'm thinking, like, fuck,

I need to think multiple steps ahead, So I'm a little annoyed. But then at the end of it, I'm like that worked out so well or whatever, and so I understand why there's so many people that just but I said this that uh from software one Game of the Year twice, and there's a lot of people that just you know, unfortunately can't beat those games. And so there's people that just can't even play them. And so it's it's not about like I guess, accessibility, where people are like, well,

this is just a better experience. I'm like, well, it's not about that, man, it's it's fucking side spider Man two. Yeah, Spider Man two is for sure probably like of the games that were there, the most accessible one. Like I platinumed it kind of no problem. I don't normally have patience to Platinum really anything. I plantined in the first game two, But like it's it's good, it's it's it's fine. It what like, dude, Like I had so much fun. I had a blast with

Starfield this year and it didn't get anything. And that's like not a big fucking deal. Like, who I forgot about Starfick It doesn't it at all. I forgot about Starfield actually, but yeah, yeah, dude, dude,

Franklin. I ran into Franklin Delano Roosevelt in that game. It's so fucking weird, but yeah, like I don't know, man, you just I don't know why people are so there's like an insecurity about it where it's like, I know, I really liked it, so it needs to win, like it needs to win Game of the Year to validate my how much I liked it, And it's like you don't need that at all, it's so weird. And then, by the way, who cares about the game

wards anyway? Like the game boards aren't even really the official award show of the industry. The real award show of the industry is is the Dice Awards, which is, by the way, something that no one fucking watches because it is so real in the fact that it's like, oh yeah, this is actually just an award show. There's no like reveals or ads or anything,

and so nobody watches it. So people who are like, oh, man, I really want to see the game wards will be so much better if they just focus on the awards and actually treat the depth with respect that already exists called the Dance Words. And you don't watch it and you don't

care, so like this happens, I don't know what you want. Everything this happens when everything every time I every time I'm watching mixed martial arts, for example, people get so annoyed, like we always call them casual fans, right, but they don't have to be casual, which is a pejorative. And people will start wrestling or grappling and people will be like, oh, this is so boring, and it's like, hey, you know there's a thing called kickboxing like Glory and k one where they don't do any of

that and you don't fucking watch it. They get paid nothing, and that's all you want to see. It's just like you can't you you want to stringle those people to grappling bro such a such a number one. It's like, dude, a grappler, a grappler people don't. A grappler will fuck up a boxer. A grapple who gets if they get you and you don't and you are not aware. Like a grappler that's a small woman could beat up somebody and could someone like me if they know what they're doing. Grappling

is terrified. Well it's a little bit of a stretch. You're a very they get choke me out, but you are six three, Like okay, I understand what you're saying, but you're you're a little bit of a stretch because I think they could. Man. Well, so it's such a how small are we talking about here? Because there's five six lady? Five six lady. I'm not talking like Lily. No, that's impossible. Let's just say she's just like you know, which is totally possible. She's been training

whole life and she's like about as strong as me or something. I'm not incredibly strong, but strong enough. Yeah, Okay, maybe she could apply enough pressure. But I would say, barring that, I would say, you're too there's just two you could like say there's weight classes for a reason when it comes to combat sports, because that is the very reason. But uh, but like it's just as well, like even grapplers and video games right where they are slower on average, when they get you, they do

it a ton of damage to you. I love, I love. I feel like people don't appreciate the fighting game, the balance. You know, you know why people don't like grapplers. You know, I don't graphic because grappling looks gay, dude, grappling looks so gay. It No, No, I'm not wrong. I'm not and I'm not saying like homosexual, I'm saying like it looks so stupid. There's people rolling around on each other. Dude, that's worse. By the way, I feel like, I feel

like you've made your sentence worse by saying that. It's like, by the way, by when I say gay, I don't mean homosexual, I mean stupid, worse, just saying people that's worse than just saying people don't like it because it looks gay. Damn bro, I'm trying not to be worse than being worse. But I mean each other, and like this is like, just get this dude off me. I don't want he's just he's he's literally sliding up me. I don't Yeah, he's Okay, you go ahead.

No, okay, well I want to finish. Finish what you're gonna say, because this is going to go back still related to the wrestling topic. No, it's it's absolutely not. It was gonna go back to the game wards. Okay, Okay, it was gay, I was. I just wanted to say. I just want to say that there's one thing specifically that actually genuinely bothered me about the Game Awards, aside from the fact that it was really long and boring, and it's full of bads and way more

the worst part of it. Right, it's probably way more boring than it needed to be. Like so fucking so much time spent on just oh hey, I'm sorry, Like, oh hey, the director of bald this Gate, he's talking about all the people who died. Get him off stage. I need I'm Jeff Keey, and I need to do a sketch of the puppet for five minutes. Oh hey, I need to let talk for ten minutes about something that's not even a fucking like, Like, dude, Look,

Jordan Peel and Kajima working together, that's cool. It doesn't need to be there for ten minutes. It's insane with the girl with a girl screams, Bro, that got mean to piss so much? Bro, Oh that fucking that shit, that fucking like that what what the hell? Yeah, it's supposed to be motion capture and whatever like and that's fine, but like,

dude, you don't like dude, I get it. I I respect the hell out of Kajma, I get it, But like, he doesn't need twenty minutes on stage with an interpreter going back and forth over footage. Of people screaming at a camera like, O, it's just dumb sh It's not that never gets you O worth either. Have you ever seen, like, say, since Kajima Studios has been a thing, have you been hyped when you saw his fucking teasers where you like, oh, man, I

can't wait to play that. It's just weird dumb ship. Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna I'm sure it's gonna. I'm sure it's gonna be cool and dope. Like I I I love Death Randon even though I was like really prime to hate it, I was actually super excited to hate it actually, so like he's earned enough of my like respect in the sense of it's like, yeah, I'll probably check it out and I'll probably enjoy it, and

the fact that it's Jordan Peel. It's cool. It's cool, but like, fuck thirty minutes is like he's on stage for so long and then they're cutting off people while they're accepting their awards, and it's I almost gave them props at the beginning. I almost gave them props at the beginning when they were doing like best performance, when Christopher Judge came out there and they played

them off immediately, I thought it would have been so funny. I thought it would have been so funny for them to actually just do that and not do it. It's like a bit, you know what I mean, Like actually, like he goes up, he's like, hey, I'm Christian, and then the music starts playing, then he goes off stage and you never hear from the rest of the show. That would have been hilarious. Oh

yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean it's a little weird. It's it's a little weird in my opinion to do that, but like, yeah, yeah, just because weird. I don't know, it's at an award show. You're standing in front of these people who you know, it's not even their you know what I mean, it's like publisher's fault. So like I don't know, but I mean it's like that of a deal. It's a weird thing to do at an award show, I guess. But like Call of Duty, the last the last I don't feel strongly about it.

The last campaign is a mess. The last one was a yeah it is. I heard people are saying it's boring basically a deal. That's that's all I heard. Yeah, But honestly, yeah, I felt that way about most quality campaigns for years. I really, but you didn't have to pay separate for it. Was so that's true, that is true, that's fair.

But like I have the thing, have friends that did capture on it, and I have a few friends that did trade dev on it, and it was the people and they were like, yo, don't buy it even if you don't, like, it's not worth it this time, like, really, it's not worth it this time. And I was like, damn. The the thing that bothered me the most, the thing that out side of Destiny to being in there for best community support, I thought that was

laughable. Ongoing game. Best ongoing game went to Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven, which is fucking stupid. That is not what an ongoing game is. Ongoing games are not games that then have DLC later. By that, By that reasoning, every single fucking thing is an ongoing game because every game gets a patch. Category W two just got their fucking new game plus patch with like new story content. Is that an ongoing game? Now? With Valhalla,

God will ragnark with Valhalla. That DLC that has like I guess you know, some some cool stuff in it? Is that ongoing game. That's not what that's for now. It is because of because of because of that would yeah it is now they changed the definition because yes, we all know what

it means. It essentially every everything prior was always an MMO because there were the games that were just forever essentially like I think who won Last Time Final, Fantasy fucking fourteen or something that's been out for like a million years or something. I know. Let me say best, Look, I I really I'm happy the game gets its flowers for doing as good as the jobbins.

It has to reboot it like do better, reboot itself, make itself a a genuinely good game with such a really good DLC, Like I think Fan Liberty is amazing. But yeah, it's not. It's not a ongoing that is a game that deal a little I don't. I look at Man I understand, but I also feel a little bit weird about same thing with No

Man's Sky. I feel a little bit weird praising these games for It's like, well, we're kind of praising them for putting out something that they should have came with in the first play, and so it feels a little feels a little weird it's like, you know, because like so often, so often, things don't fix themselves. You know, at least we're getting into error where things do start fixing themselves, and often people just like lea ship

like Anthem got released that ship in stage Ship. They trying to fix it. The fucking EA is so ship man to the point where they shut down fucking and Dramata. They shut down Anthem without even It's not like they didn't have any fucking money. They were just like, oh no, thanks, We're not even gonna attempt to fix this thing. Like okay, they put out a patch and a drama that desperately needed it that at least to beat the game, you essentially needed a patch because I got fucking stuck and a

lot of people got stuck. Anyway, Bro, The Day Before? Have you have you been paying attention to that fucking game? So there's a game called The Day Before, which it was People clocked this as a scam a long time ago because it was like they use I can't remember what the thing was, but like some some trailers just used like other assets that were just like this is not this looks fake as fuck. It's like this, I guess open world kind of MMO zombie kind of blast of a style thing.

Uh, and it's they got they put the game out, and then they shut down the studio. They shut themselves down like two days later. I think it's insane, Dude, I've a turnaround like that before. I have never seen a shooting a studio shut down. The only thing I can theorize is that they knew ahead of time. This is exactly what was gonna happen to shut down that quickly. That's not that that is not a decision you

just make on the fly like that. And it's it's interesting seeing like so people are using the way back Machine to see their old trailers and stuff and see how much they deleted almost like eight hundred thousand views on their on their YouTube channel to show okay, seeing a lot of stuff showing the fucking you know, the unreal engine. It actually looked pretty good when they were first showing it off, and and then it turned into just fucking garbage with no

zombies. There's nothing happening in the game. It was a point where I was like, I kind of want to buy this. I kind of want to buy this just to see how but I'm not gonna buy it. I won't. I won't do it, but you know what I do want to buy. I really want to buy that Walking Dead game. I saw some people playing it. Yeah, I saw some people playing like it's really, really in depth, and I fucking almost cried laughing. Did you see Rick

versus a a fucking Shane. Did you see that fight? Yeah? Yeah, where he's hitting it, where he's shooting him in the face of the shotgun, shooting face like twenty times. I was almost crying. Rick Rick, Rick Grimes, Rick Rhymes has the health of a Destiny Raid boss, and it just looks so fucking ridiculous in the context of the Walking Dead, where clearly one shot is almost like kill people, but he's just tanking all

these shots like a fucking mammoth elder. God. It is crazy. Yeah, that this year's so weird, because this year is probably like one of the better, like we were talking right now, I've talked I've talked about it with a lot of people already, but like, I mean, this year is so crazy with great games and shit. Even that Avatar far Cry game is apparently not even remotely as bad as I as people thought it should be. Like are you watching it? It's ridiculous. The footage of that

game. My favorite thing about that game. I think I brought this up on the podcast before, but please forgive me if I like, forgive me if I do it again, but it needs to be mentioned. There's a trailer for The Walking Dead Destinies that shows all the main character just walking towards the camera and you can see like it's like they're in like a V formation,

like like birds or whatever. Yeah, and you know front and centers, rick rhymes, and then you have like micheon and and Darryl off to the whatever, and then off to the left side you see Herschel without his leg with walking perfectly fucking fine in the trailer. If you look at the trailer for this fucking game, you see it. They're all walking in a V formation and he's just casually like, oh, yeah, I don't have a I don't have the bottom half of my leg, but I'm gonna walk

perfectly fine. In this marketing material, it is so weird how good the game, Like so many fucking amazing games came out this year, and then like this is without a doubt, like some of the worst, some of the worst games that I've ever been aware of have come out this year too. It's so weird. Gollum right, there's that rise, there's that Kin Kong game walking down Destinies day before. It's crazy. It is crazy, dude. He shot wreaking ahead so many times and Rick just like knocks back.

He's doing fucking souls rolls. He's fucking like he's limbering, he's kicking him out. I'm like, dang, Rick Grimes is crazy. D put the mat the gathering, bro sweet. The souls rolls are really what really ties it all together, like his soul's rolling. And then there's he does it backwards too, you know, the hardest to roll backwards that they made.

That is so like who green lit that? Like you know, like, okay, I understand the game is ship, but like, hey, there's gonna be this fight between Shane and Rick, and Rick's gonna have a head stronger. Rick's gonna have a stronger head than Spider Man. Bro. There, I can't think of like it is one any type of It's like you already said it. You already said it. It's like a it's like

a boss like in fucking Densty or something. It's just it's it's like one of those how could you absorb that much damage and be a regular and be afraid of zombies at all? Like how could you be? How could you live? They can't he can't do anything new. That's so good. There are shots like at the prison and like there's all these like just they're just it's the same fucking five zombies throughout the entire game, and they're in the

prison, so all the fucking prisoners in there are just regular people. And then the guards have regular clothes except when they have helmets on. I's just like, this is so fucking lazy. This is like, this is like how I used to write book reports, right, I would just read the synopsis and then essentially just write ship and then the teacher. Yeah good enough, because kid, who cares. I'm like, that's that's awesome. I love the contrast of best games versus just this ship. It's pretty saying dude,

like it's I don't know what the fight continues. Do you see the second part of the fight, guys? I yeah, probably crow bars and the crow bar is doing more damage than the shotgun? Did oh come on man again? That yeah? Totally yeah? Why not? I actually really do. When I saw when I saw that fight, I was like, I'm buying this game. I kind of want to buy it now too. How much is it is? A sixty? No? Fuck no, it's probably forty new, but I imagine it's gotta be slashed. There's no way

it could be forty bucks right now. I might buy that game, looky, I might probably like right now, actually do not do not wait please don't like if it's so, I'm a check, like I'm gonna check like cdkeys or something and see if they have it on forty it's forty right now. See, yeah, like if if that ship's like look on cdkeys right now? Fucking heal Slinger, help hell Slinger? Is that right? I don't know what that is? Is that wrong? Heal Singer? Right?

I don't know what you're looking at. I don't know what sorry metal metal metal heal Singer me. Okay, yeah, so I just for some reason I want to say sling. It was just like I know that's not right, but anyway, so that game right now is like less than four dollars

on like you can find it online. Uh. Basically, if this game does not get to that point, that would be like that, Like it's you can find like a good game that will go on sale for like just stupid, like good deal and I'll wait put this on my wish list and whatnot. But it's just it's just such a stupid game that come on every once in a while. Everybody has that one game that they're like, dude, I gotta play that. You know it's trash. Yeah, I have

to. I don't know that game that was right on the last game. The last game that I remember doing that with was Right to Hell Retribution in like twenty thirteen. And then I was like, I think I'm good. I think I'm set, Like I don't need any more of this this garbage in my life. But one thing I did want to bring up garbage before we forget, because I just remembered it. I just remembered it, and I have to I have to bring it up. I think it's because the

timing of it was so hilarious. We the last episode of this Narctic that we did was so off the rails and so fucked and so fucked in a Simpsons specific way that the fact so the Simpsons doesn't trend regularly at all,

Like I rarely ever see The Simpsons on my timeline for any reason. But there was a clip from a modern episode of The Simpsons that went viral or not viral, but like they were they were trying to push it and they were like they tweeted out it's like, oh, homie, Homer might have a might have a point here, And it's literally just Homer Simpsons ranting about destination weddings for like a full minute, and it's you know both, it's

it's the voice actors. And they sound so sick like both of them now like it was originally like just March that sounds like and March make them. Mark still sounds like a She sounds just as like a black like like a fucking dude, like a pterodactyl. It's crazy. She does not have voices, a strained that's it. But then Homer sounds so devoid of it is. It was actually the saddest thing I've seen. The Homer reminds you of remember how you make fun of a fucking what do you call it? King

Kai and Japanese. He sounds like a personal ambi. Yeah, dude, he sounds like he's fucking on ambient like like actually the idea. It is crazy. K Kai in Japanese is like he's like doing really much. He's like, oh no, Goku helped me out. It's like, why does he sound this has tired? So this has ten million? It has ten it has ten million views? Where's it at? On uh on Twitter? I'll put it in the chat if you just you don't have to listen to

the whole thing. But like, if you just listen to to Homer Stentizen's voice even for like a little bit, it is so sad, like it is noticeable in a way that I can't even fucking he sounds so fucking depressed. Derek's listening to it. Yeah, dog, you're not gonna believe we just walked. Hear that? So so are we gonna change subject in a little bit, because I have something perfect for you to change subject about.

Sounds like he's sitting the fucking voice actor sounds like he's sitting in bed, tucked in with his fucking s M. Seven B just up to his face. That's what he sounds like. He sounds like he's like, fuck, I forgot to do these lines. And he pulled up his mic and he's like and I'm like Ah and Marge. Of course, Mark discussed the fact that she's still doing it. They didn't just get somebody else, right, It's like you, you put in fucking decades, God bless you sound like

shit. You have to go. Like she sounds she's gonna fucking lose her voice, but she's literally she probably demanded that, like no, I want to be here gel she wants She essentially wants to sound like fucking Robert f Juniors trying. What if there's like a clause in their contract that says, if you stop voicing this character, we have the right to kill you. And so they're all just like stop. They're all just stuck doing it because they can't afford not. If they stop, it'll literally be shot. Okay,

I'm tired of living. Kill me, stop burping on my threat. Kill dude. You my god, you look you look, you look animated for a second that you look like a racist caricature of a person. Bro. You look like if somebody was just gonna drunk. Okay, so just now, just now, I'm going my thing right, dexter Row, you know the Twitter news page dexter Row now allow artistic new to be following the viral topless meta, So if you guys don't know, you guys don't know.

As of lately on Twitch, a lot of girls have been streaming showing their upper cleavage as toplessness. Let's become another streaming metal on Twitch, twitches being the wonderful place it is if you're a woman and you're attractive, which is late the lateness checks man, just with big titties that are doing pretty well too. There's so many ariolis. Bro, that's it man, yeah this one. This was funny to me. Bro. I'm tired of half ass and ship bro. Well see that's why, Like, okay, there's

you. There's an implied nudity that some people just love. I've seen people even tweet about this like, ah, man, why you show too much? What's what's wrong with the nice side? Like what the fuck is wrong with you? I always want to see the actual tits versus like say, and I'm not talking about in a in an in real life setting if I'm fucking going about my business, but in sexy time, no, I don't

like even in passing all the time. I would be more like, say, if you saw like a nice rack or something, it's like, oh, nice. You canna appreciate that, And then the most you would probably want is like, oh it, she just flashed you quick just to know what her just the full package looks like. And they're like, oh cool, nice hits, and then that's pretty much it. It's not a big

fucking deal. And this twitch meta, it's really catering to those people that like that teasing stuff, where it's to the point where if if the girls were just wearing normal bikinis like they were when they were doing the bath the hot tub meta, they're actually showing more tits, They're showing much more. And then this new meta, it's just showing the top part with a little bit of cleavage, a little bit of the crack. And I'm just like, oh, this is somehow better for some people. Uh. I always

say to each their own. I really want to say that, But at the same time, I'm like, how I'm tired of defending people that are stupid and different from you. Bro. I'm sick of it, Bro, I'm sick of it. That's constantly, it's constantly having to be the bigger person, and I'm sick of that. I'm sick of being like, it's do what you want to do. It's fine, Ye're welcome. You want to know, You're not welcome to be what you want to be anymore. Get out of here, Get out of here. I feel watch who wants

to see some of a breast? What kind of freaking mongoloid wants to see the I like the idea of pussy. I want to see pussy. In fact, pussy streams. Put your pussy on camera. Bro. Yeah, remember that one girl that was brave. She was brave enough to where she just fucking gaped. She just fucking she bent on that bread. Yeah, yeah, and like you could hear the wind. Bro. I was like, damn, bro, shout out to you so intimate and uh, you

know, like it might as well. But I also saw a really interesting thing come out of that meta that this new uh top booby meta is. I guess it's called implied nudity out. I mean, at least that's what it's supposed to be. That girl that's arted it the least that popularized it, or who is it seems to be the most popular, Maggie Magpie or something I forgot her name and something like that. Morg Pie, are right,

Yeah, that's it? She uh is she's yoked. She she works out a lot, because like I was doing I was, I was looking her up for my video and I was like, holy shit, So she's like muscle mommy. You can see in the picture that she obviously has fake ass tits because she has like, you know, a really fucking strong chest, and then her big fucking fake boobies are just attached to her fucking muscle

right there. So there, I saw a handful of guys that were confused, and I hate where we are on the internet now that there are there are legitimately males that have no fucking idea that women can build muscle and be women. And it's not even like it's not even like I don't understand. It's just one of those things that growing up you didn't run into that because you've always known that, Yeah, women are humans, so they can obviously get jacked if they choose to. And uh, and I don't get it,

man. I saw a girl that, uh, she she was first going to play n CUAA football and not be like a kicker, right, she's actually fucking tackling. She's in with the boys, and she's got some jack fucking arms. Yeah, some fucking blond chick with jacked arms. And then all of a sudden, the guys like those shoulders, look at those hands some man and like, what the bro I don't know what to tell you. Even when you see a man's hands, it's because he fucking got

jacked. Who look like that? I'm like, your tweak asses doesn't look like that naturally, Like what the fuck do you? I don't get it? How how did you? Like? How have we? How have we gotten to this point where like the trans panic is so bad that even even like I've probably mentioned before, like I, what are my ex girlfriends just because she had a large Greek nose? Uh, it's because, for whatever

reason, large noses are associated with this a male trait. Even though Mediterranean women have large noses a lot of times, or even French women, doesn't matter. And so they're like, oh she she trans And I'm like what me? At first, me my normal brain, my normal man brain. I'm just like, how, like, I don't understand why you would even say that? And then yes, in retrospect, I totally that I would have ran with it. In retrospect that I would have ran with it when

I'd like that her Dick's way bigger than me. Dude, I throw that shit like crazy. I'd be like that. It's it's it's tough, but it really cleans out, you know, like I got acid reflex, and it really does the job to kind of plunge out the acid. That's crazy. It cleans your fucking colon. I don't I don't take greens, I don't use I don't eat leafy greens. I don't let my girlfriends brown need

that shit no more. Bro. I totally would have rap if I knew people are gonna go this crazy about it, like how things are, like how they've been lately, I totally would have been like, oh, absolutely, whenever I'm constipated, don't get my girlfriend up. Cleaned the pipe right out like a fucking soft serve machine afterwards, bro easy, Hell yeah, dude, tell you're looking at you like you're fucking you're zoned into something.

I was. I was like doing some I was doing some other I was I saw something that I thought might be interesting, but it actually isn't. Twitch. Yeah, the twitch that is weird. I don't know. I think it's one of those things where I don't I don't care enough about it. But at the same time, I do think the the dismissing, the dismissing of criticism of it is kind of weird, Like the whole thing. It's like, oh, if you don't if you don't like this, you're

just not straight. And it's just like, well, I mean, it's weird. It's weird that this is happening, like it's it's weird that this is just on switch and it's just it's just objectively strange. But I don't know, I don't consume this content. If I real if I'm gonna jerk off, I'm gonna go to a port, I'm gonna I'm gonna watch porn. Okay, I'm not gonna sit there in like some streamers chat like hoping to catch a glimpse of something. What the what is that? What is

that? I got? I don't got time for that. I'm on a schedule. I got like maybe fifteen minutes max. All right, So I got my book marks, set thunder thunderstorm, thunderstors looking at thunderstorm and beat a dick to it. Bro exhilarating. What are you talking about? What are you saying to a thunderstorm? Yeah, like a real crazy one. That's crazy. There's one happening. It's doing better because it's like closer. It's like it's like it's like it's like real. You know, it's like

high depth, it's real. You know the level idea of that it is crazy. It's like I'm gonna jerk into a thunderstorm. Have you guys been seeing the honey bun ship? What is that? What? People? Super like people putting honey buns in the oven and then throwing up at homeless people. It's really fucked up. It's super fucked What happened is reminded me of the joke. It reminded me of the joke I made about putting a cinnamon roll in the oven in a microwave for like thirty seconds and then sucking it.

It reminded me of that joke I made a long time agoing was worth it. I was worth it. I was like, that was like two years ago. Shut up, it's funny. It's fun That was like three fucking years ago. And I remember that very vividly. At the at the apartment was we were actually recording in person, and I was disgusted with me, but I was like, there's no way you're fucking something that in the Patriots in the microwave for thirty seconds. It's too fucking hot. I think,

dude, we're not doing this again. If I get, if I get harder, if I get listen, we got question, it gets, it gets more drible. You know, it gets thirty bro. Okay, this is this is how we're gonna settle this. We're moving on right after this live. We're gonna go live and when I come up there during Christmas, all right, you're I'm gonna go buy a fucking donut microwave for thirty fucking seconds, and you have to fuck it all right, gotcha? All

right? If I succeed with this, if by the seed with that, you owe me, you owe me, You owe me dinner that day, all right day. And if I feel vice versa, okay, fair enough, okay, ud let's you better not try to buy no function. I'm not crazy. I'm just from Boston cream, man, just straight up Boston cream. You gotta fuck some Boston cream. Yo. Maybe I've been on more than I and too moments like yo. Maybe maybe we're gonna put a blindfold on and then we're gonna replace it doing it with a crab. He's

got a fuck a crab. Do you imagine me fucking a crab? That's crazy somehow, I'm fucking crab. You just keep going, it's it just keeps pitching, but you're still going. I'm so damaged, and I'm like to the hospital. I'm really your dick will not survive even if you approach it from the back. I don't think I don't think it would survive the All right, let's let's move on. Jesus Christ, all right, Kremlin to Gremlin wrote and he says, greetings Chris, Derek, and the one

who always loses spelling competitions says, I'm not sure. I'm not sure if this was before, if this was asked before, or but whatever, what's your most expensive hobby? I started getting into Warhammer before buying a three D printer because I got too expensive. Yeah, I mean that's Warhammer's pretty fucking expensive. It is very expensive. Yeah, let me see iet comic books. I play Magic and Dragons bit so, uh yeah, that's the most

expensive. Do you what's the most expensive? Do you think you you would estimate between the between those, like just based on a really like what what's what's the price for comic that you would what the last time you bought a comic. I bought a comic like two days ago. Okay, well, yeah, I guess I don't know. I regularly. But the thing is I also have the apps to read them online as well. But when I when something really like when I'm collecting something and it's coming out, I gotta

grab this one, like I grab like I grab like green lantern. I always grab, like like Miles Mole stuff. I usually try to grab. I grab like Captain American things. So I would be excited. Are you excited? Are you excited for your kids to throw that ship away? I mean, if they want to, they throw it away. It's it's at

their choice at that moment that really bother me. I'll give it to them, you know, man, I've I've the amount of the amount of ship that I have or that I remember having from like oh yeah, your grandfather, this is your grandfather's you know, collection of I don't know arrowheads. I don't know what the hell my grandfather collected, but it was something where I was just like, oh man, this is all really cool. I don't want anything to I don't want anything to do this am I gonna do?

It's sensible, just like like what the fuck is your kids? You know? Like I don't know, because like I get it. It's like, just just bury me with him at that point, you know what I mean, so no one could have him. Nah, I don't do that. What happens is bury them with me. If somebody somebody would, No, doesn't. That's not their fucking money. It's my money. And so like people I'm dead, well I want it. How about that? How

about I want the money, so that's good enough. How about I want my want and then I want to be buried with my fucking There's some guy who just barely understands how body works, like I WE'RENNA. I want to be buried with my credit card and I want to be buried with like deviit cards. He has my money like an idiot. I want to go, but he really thinks he's going to go to afterlife rich I saved so much money when I'm alive, or he thinks that his card is literally his money.

I just I don't know the idea, the idea of just having such a big collection of shit that just is completely meaningless to the people who are going to inherit it. It is so funny to me, just like inherently it's just I mean, it might it might not be meaningless to them. But at the same time, also they can take it like I don't.

It doesn't stress me out enough, thenking it it's like whatever, Like if they need like this is my thing, right, if they need money in the future, the money in the future, they're like, dang, Grandpa Kingston. My grandpa Kingston and my dad Kingston did have a lot of comments with this. My comics are worth a sizeable amount of money. I'm like, yeah, just sell them and do whatever you want with them. I'll definitely tell them that before and I'm like, yeah, do whatever you want

with them, you know, go for it. When I finally get when I finally get to Japan, I get my Katona made, I'm like, hey, dude, I'm gonna have this, but like I'm going to give it to you. You can do whatever you want with that. I enjoyed owning it and then then it's there that can't be mad at them to do whatever they're gonna do with it. Nah, I don't fucking sell my shit. Kill you, that's crazy. I don't get I don't give an I don't know if I have an expensive hobby. I have hobbies that are expensive

to get into, but like not necessarily to maintain. Like I would say music stuff is a hobby of mine because it's not something that I do professionally

or like really you know, focus on, but it's not. It's only expensive in the beginning when you're getting like equipment and instruments, and then like I, once you have your guitar or like, once you have your instrument, like you could kind of invest maybe in like oh I want like maybe maybe I'm feeling like, oh, a talkbox, you know, I've been thinking about that lately, just getting a talk box because it's just like it

looks cool. But even that's like maybe one maybe one new thing a year max that catches my attention in that it's not like, oh, this week I'm gonna get this fifty dollars comic and next week I'm getting or like, oh, this week fifty fifty is expensive. What happened is like I buy like know what I'm saying is what I'm saying is throughout the year, you probably spend more on comics than I do on music stuff. Yeah, definitely

definitely what you're at average on comics. I just spend around like maybe like two hundred dollars. Oh that's not actually that much really, Yeah, well maybe, well I played digit when I play competitively, and that shit can rack up a little bit, Like how many of that then to Billy two billion? No, I wish like think of like this. It's it's enough that like if I if I i't, it won't hurt me fiscally throughout the month, but I will maybe like is it random every three months? Definitely

not spending rent money on it, that's crazy, that's insane. No, Like throughout the year, throughout the year, you don't spend one certain one okay, not there like each time it comes out with winning rents equivalents, every time it drops, no every no, no, no, I just yeah, I just you don't have to get specific. I just mean like, because that's generally like what I think of it was, like it's expensive.

If you've spent one month of rent on something on a hobby throughout the entire that's kind of that's they would say, you know, I would say that a small investment in digimon, I've spent maybe maybe six seven hundred dollars. Okay, that's the that's a sizeable dollars. Maybe disgusting. I think, you know it's crazy. I haven't. I'm competitively. I'm very good

now. Like I I'm actually good at the game now. Like I go to like the top places and I get like a top like this last week yesterday there was like a box tournament, you know, a case right, whenever there's like there's a case that's like twelve boxes. Yeah, and then they do like whenever the cards release, they do like they sell them in like backpacks, they sell boxes, they sell cases. I went to a case tournament. I got fourth place yesterday. Because that's how good I am

out of like forty something people. I mean, you're playing with seven year olds, so it's like it's not really they're not no one that plays did you mind to seven? Fuck you dude, We're all in our at least mid twenties. I'm not playing no kid. If I lose the kid, I'm losing my mind, bro, I lose my mind. What did you say? Did you say you're in your mid twenties? Is that what you said? And I said, everyone that plays at least in their mid twenties. Oh, I'm at the end of like I know where I'm at.

Bro, there's no fooling me there. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I just I probably need what I what I would need is I probably need to see Digimon art again, because just in my mind, it was all like it's like, look, man, one of my roommates is uh his ex wife's new boyfriend. Look shout out to this dude. He's he's great, but he's just you know, he's like thirty years old and he's he's so unashamed of the stuff he's into. Like this dude shows me like,

oh, you're one of my favorite YouTubers. He's watching. It's just this fucking YouTuber that's literally talking like a chipmunk, And I'm just like, wow, that's a I just I just I didn't really expect in my mind that a you know, somebody who has the potential to have a beard and everything

would be listening to something like this. And so when I when I'm thinking of like Digimon, when I was like back in the day, like in my head, like the art style for me, it was like geared towards like cool shit that like kids would think of and maybe I'm just completely like, uh, I'll post I'll post a picture of one of the like modern cards. Now I'll card that out because I feel like I'm totally I'm like, I'm so I'm like boomers. It's in the chat you see it.

The new art style, definitely, it definitely is. Some of the art style is from like when you were kids, and it's like obviously more they're more cute than they are like menacing and cool looking, but like there's definitely

a lot of very cool art in it. I would them. I would say it's comparable to like compar like maybe Magic the Gathering and digimunt of close to each other, because Magic has some art that's like gorgeous, where I'm like, Dan, this is really insane, but then there's some art that's like super like contrived and lazy or ship it was still from something else. I cannot game on or game dude. This card has got so down in

value over the last couple of months. Oh it has bro that's because of because of the release at least earlier this month, and then it is shot down mm hmm, yeah, whatever, I don't know, Yeah, yeah, are you don't say any any expensive, any expensive hobbies that aren't just porn. Dere is porn addiction you see a poor addiction expensive? I would

be. I would be so I would be so ashamed of myself if I if I started investing in porn, because I've always been the uh, the free website, you know person, or I would even want to be like, oh, if the person that makes the content uh uploaded to like a porn hub or whatever, you can support them like a via like in a YouTube type of way. I don't know how the absence works and all that shit, but I've always just advocated like, why the fun would you pay

for porn? Essentially, That's what I'm saying, nah man, But I really don't have any because like say that I eventually want to do something with music. So it's like I haven't even invested the proper money that I should. I've kind of been holding on to just the lower end of stuff.

And really the only time I really spent money in anything crazy it was because it made sense of the time when I was getting sponsorships for Raid Shadow Legends, because they were paying me a decent round of money, and my line of thinking was, first of all, I Actually, the mechanics and everything

involved in the game, I actually really enjoyed. You know. The only part that I didn't like is just literally, like every other gotcha game, is the predatory shit that they do, like Diablo, Imortal, whatever, whatever have you. They have that one aspect to it that's extremely predatory,

extremely pay to win. But the mechanics, I was like, if this game was like the way that Path of Exile is where they only you can only pay for skins or whatever, I was like, this game is fucking excellent, Like the mechanics, the fucking art style, everything about it. They have lore in the game. They had a fucking series that they dropped on YouTube, and I'm like, all right, cool, just get rid

of this one thing. But long story short, at the time, to compete at the best level, or not even the best, I was never at the best, but to compete at a high level, I was investing like a few hundred in a month. But that's nothing because so first of all, just one AD would pay for like more than enough. So it was like I felt fine investing once I stopped doing the ads and I just

stopped giving them money. But it's so fucking retarded because even the couple of hundreds that I would invest would be nothing, because there are people who would literally and I want to meet these people and just steal their money, because they would invest tens of thousands of dollars per month, like like there was they were krakens Man, not even Whales, and so you couldn't compete at the highest level no matter what, because they always have the best shit.

But that was the only time when I was I felt like I wanted to do something in this game, and I actually felt like I almost, Uh, let's put it this way. Uh, there's a creator that has over two hundred thousand subscribers that just plays this game, and he's his whole career is just making that content. And I almost did it four years ago. I was like, I think I'm gonna make content. And then I would

have joined their creative creator team. And then now they're starting their own studio and making a completely different game, and I probably would have been involved in that, but I just was like, yeah, lazy. So that was the closest thing that I can even compare anything to like a hobby. Everything else is it's just like my hobby ship now just goes towards eating disgusting, hoping it gets killed. Oh shit, I thought you were one second.

I haven't paid right in a while. I'm sure that that would that would make that would make because it's like, wait, that literally would make no sense. Where first of all, like that, there's too many there's too many things aroun I'm like, how did this happen? How did it come

to this? Turns out yeah, as well, move forward. Yeah, we'll just get another question going while you whatever something Yeah, cyclonic chaos, right, and it says, greetings, fuck heads, you've brought on friends and other YouTubers as guests, but why not let fans listen and listeners get a chance to join it out on the fun as well. No, you do not know, You do not understand how much you don't want that. You think you want that, but you don't want that because the reality is

people, Look, it's it's weird. It's weird to be in front of a camera for a lot of people. It's weird to be cognizant of the fact that you're being recorded. It's weird to be cognizant of the fact that

you are creating something for future consumption. To the point where I'm really desensitized to you because I've be doing it for like fifteen years at this point, probably more than that if you consider, you know, something of the stuff that I was doing before YouTube. But most people feel really uncomfortable in front of a camera. Most people feel really uncomfortable behind a microphone. And I've seen that. I've seen that, I've seen people really try to overcompensate in

just in normal conversation. And it's you know, it's a whole it's a whole thing. It's a it's a whole thing. I don't think you want that, and you think you want it. Let's let's let's yeah, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be uh less respectable. And it's just like, well extrapolate that to anything else. Let's just say we have a tiny amount of like notoriety. It's like it's just like me like, oh, well, you know, I should just be able to hang out and do a podcast

with the rockers, you know what I mean. It just there's the level.

The level is like Okay, their entire audience that's built in. They're like they want to hear from specific people, and it's kind of like it's it's just like that where the people that are listening, they're gonna be like, oh, I guess it only makes sense where it's like, oh, maybe I would have an opportunity to maybe be on and talk with the boys, But other than that, everybody else that's listening, it's like, well, I I didn't gain anything from this because yeah, yeah, yeah,

I see what you're saying. It. It's just like, just to catch you up, we're talking about somebody asked the question. They were like, uh, they were like, they're basically, hey, you've had like your friends and stuff and you have you have you've had friends and other YouTubers as guests. Why not why not put fans and and listeners on? No, yeah, well I'll put it. Well, this is something that I kind of want to talk about you. I want to bring this up to where,

like I remember back in the day. I don't know if it's the case nowadays because I don't really see it happen all that much in the same

way that it used to. But I remember when YouTubers would collaborate a lot, right, and you would have a YouTuber that you would be a big fan of, right, and then they would you know, you'd wait for their videos and the like maybe they posted like once a week or something, because that was that was feasible back then, and it was like cool, all right, cool, new new episode this week or whatever you and you

tune in and the whole video would be some guy. It would be like the guy that you want to see or the person that you want to see sharing the screen the entire runtime of that video with somebody that you've either never heard of or no kind of. And I remember kind of always lamenting those episodes because I was just like, oh, man, I'm not really even if it was somebody that I liked, it was just like, I'm not really here for this guy, you know, like I'm kind of here for

this, and I kind of feel like, ah, this wasn't really This wasn't really what I was looking forward to. It's fine, you know whatever, But like I remember that feeling of being kind of, ah, I don't know if I like this this type of collab really to the degree that a lot of other people might. It's why specifically I had the stupid fucking Lama that I would talk to, because it was a way for me to collaborate with people I had no business with collaborating without them, like stealing screen

time and feeling like they were like absorbing the video all for themselves. It was like, oh, hey, here's a little easter egg. It's like, oh, fucking what's a kittik Arris is in this video? That has nothing to do with anything kittic Ris has ever talked about, But he's not in the video like kind of stealing, you know, the point of it away from you know, the people who actually just want to see, like

what this person's creating. Uh. Now, imagine me feeling that way about people that I kind of know and and kind of like and maybe are am kind of aware of exacerbated to a level where this isn't even like this isn't even somebody that I'm even remotely familiar. This is a straight up stranger who even if I like them, there's that's this is all that exists of this person, like they It's not even like, oh, that was a great let's say we have a great guest on like just from the audience, just

out of sheer coincidence. That's it. That's that's all. That's all they got Because they're not a content creator, they don't have their own thing going on that other people can maybe flock to, and then it's just like a it's kind of like a flash of the pad. It's a weird situation. No, obviously you have Chris right, it's a very respectable answer, a very clear cut and a great answer, and it's just it's just really Okham's razor. It's just like it just doesn't make sense really like it just it's

not even like to me. The way that I like audience interactions is I really I don't know about you guys, but like I really would like for us to, uh I don't know, figure out some type of management situation so we can get fucking live shows going, like I would love to actually, I would love to have at least two live shows a year. That'd be Yeah, we do live shows, and now it's like the Q and A, the interaction, the listeners are now interacting live like it's real time.

I would love that. I would love to, like, oh, raise your fucking hand and somebody will take the stupid microphone up to your face and just don't you know, just just hopefully you thought of something cool to say, and then it'll be great content for everybody because that's cool as shit, Like I've always enjoyed a good Q and A that makes perfect sense. But then it's like, you know what this person's asking, Like, Oh, let's just bring somebody up on stage and have them sit there the entire

time. It's like, oh, that's good. Whoa whoa buddy, that's a you know what I do? Like I will say this, like say, every once in a while, you'll see a musician, like they'll be like, hey, who knows how to play this song? And then somebody out of the crowd will come and fucking kill it and it's like those rare blue moon type of things like that's awesome, but they don't like, hey, stay the entire set and just play Like you know what I'm saying.

It's like little like kernels of stuff is cool, man. But I think the best way I think I think the best way to do this would be like a call in show almost, you know what I mean, Like, Yeah, that would be ideal because we could kind of cycle through people. We could get a lot of people in it once. Figuring the logistics of that out with like the program that we use is kind of a little tricky.

Trying to figure that out. But uh, that would be the way that I if we're going to do anything like that, that would be the way that I would want to do it, because that's really the only way that makes sense to me. I just I just just having fans on because I don't I don't know man an injured Internet. I don't hate he commant.

He constantly, he constantly messages me. He messages me. Sometime in the middle of that, I will be saying, I will be Yeah, I'll be slumbering as a deep slumber, and then I'll wake up at three am do a text for Sweetey's like, I hate our fans. I hate our fans. It's like a big wall of text that just says I hate our fans fifty times and then so well responding our bills. So what if I'll write back, are you okay? And then he he'll it'll say red

and then he won't respond. Yeah, gets the speech bubbles and then nothing will come. Yeah, the little text bubble. I hate those fucking bubbles. I don't even know I people were typing, dude. You guys remember in high school taking the risky shots and the text bubbles come up and they go away and you're like, oh man, what here we go? Dude?

That that made me in the habit that got me in the habit of like whenever I have to text something serious, I write it in a notes app, Like I write it in the notes app first, and then I like drop poppy patients, copy, paytents, send because I just don't.

I hate I hate the idea that they see me typing. It's like, you don't deserve to see me typing with the funk to the fact that look at you gotta think about this though, the people, because this annoys the ship out of me, because okay, I only started using WhatsApp, you know, maybe a few years ago, and say you can see you know, it'll say when somebody's online. They'll you know, you can see when somebody's online or whatever. And it's the same with the speech bubble, where

I just thought, who the fuck does this? Who is anticipate? Who's waiting there? I'm like, don't you have ship to do? I'm telling you, I am so fucking busy that as soon as I'm done texting, my phone is sat down. Immediately it is done, it is off, it is it is like I'm done, and then I will wait till I hear a buzz that I am not sitting there looking at a speech. But why the fuck would you even do that? What's the point of it?

Young, continue doing what you're doing. Young me would adult me doesn't anymore young I would young? But what like, even when I was young and I had more time, I was playing because when I was because the only time I would care about text back is when I'm like talking to a girl and I'm shooting a shot. You know, that's only I would care. Said the text right, and you get the you get the immediate, the bubbles a little bit, and then you just win and get a respond for

the rest of the day. And I'm like, god, damn, And that's just and why go through that? Because I was young and I was horny, and I would shoot my shot and I would just be like, if it works, it wasn't work, it doesn't want to work. I've got more hits than Missus, but I've got quite a few hits, you know, I've got I've got more missus than hits, but I've got quite a few hits. And it's a body to talk about. We're gonna have

to talk about your body. Counts now is that's the I'm saying, Like, if you know, if you're shot sometimes and you sink it, sometimes you airball it and it hits the back of the rim and hits you in the end afterwards, you know it just it just happens. You gotta get used to it. Oh yeah, man, that's that's that's the part of

the game. That's the part of the game. Absolutely that when you when when a young man learns how to stone himself, that's when a young man truly evolves stone when you like, when you're hearted, when you're hard, I can do this, no matter. And then she says, ill fuck you and shoots herself. Yeah, that would be worse. Yeah, if she vomited at the sight of you. Did you just interact with me? Did you just interact with me? I imagine? Can you recover from that?

Can you regard? Can yourself esteem recover from that? You think? So, Chris, I don't think you go to cover. I'm sorry, but I don't. Probably on the spot, I don't believe you. I would, actually I think I would. I would. I would, just I would. I would dig fingers. It was them, all of them did it. Everybody should everybody should watch our extra Ammo rewriting or writing the Gears of warfil because it's it's pretty good. But you know, I could

not. I couldn't handle that, man. I I don't know, Chris, You're not wrong for that, because no one can handle that. No person can deal with some ship like that. Bro I the Hunchback and notes.

I had to put up with a lot of shit. And even that's something that I like, I don't think anyone's ever looked at him, asked him a genuine question about whether they had an impact on their lives, and then threw up at him like that's like, that's devastating even to him, you know, like that's crazy, even like we're gonna move, I'm so stuck mask you wrote, and he says, Hey, the three people who

talk to me in my sleep. If everyone politician, celebrities, homeless people, everyone in the world had to had to have a fully active OnlyFans, how fucked would society be. I feel like that would loop around in some way, like that might actually be so many people involved in it that it

would kind of fold in on itself to not being a problem. You know what I mean, it's it's kind of like, it's kind of like this way, if imagine for a moment, every let's say, everyone in the world, for whatever reason, all of their paperwork, all of their important documents. And by the way, this is everybody, all seven billion people, or however I think it's eight billion now Jesus, however, many million people, whatever, whatever the point is, that's a lot of people.

If all their important document tentation was stolen and left in like I don't know, some random field in the middle of some barren desert, right, all of that paperwork mixed up and jumbled for all intensive purposes, it would be like no one had anything stolen at all, because everybody's kind of at the

same point. Everyone's in the same place, and it's such a mess of papers that the idea that anyone would be able to meaningfully find yours, to single you out specifically, is fucking as impossible as it would have been if you just had it secure. So like, I feel like it kind of borrows from that a little bit where it's like, if everybody just had this, I don't know if it would really be that much of a problem, because no one would think about it, no one would talk about it,

and probably very few people would be successful at it. You described in the philosophy of a fight club. Actually you are. I've never seen it. I've never seen it's actually a great fucking movie, and they don't understand that. I had it spoiled for me immediately, and then I was like, oh, well all right, and then I just never had the drive to watch it. It's really good. I like it a lot. It's just because it it's it's way more than because when we were kids late Let's put

it this way. When I was a kid, I did not care about the philosophy of the movie. I didn't care about the meta, right, it was just, oh, look at these guys are fucking each other up, you know, like that's essentially but yeah, it's not about that at all, actually, and it's just like the anarchical kind of uh the like say, well, I don't want to I don't want to spoil it. If you haven't seen it, it would be a really good movie to watch

the time. But anyway, what you're saying is, I think everybody would be on a level playing field if you everybody had an only fans, and it would really it would the whole it would completely just fuck up hierarchies and all this fucking bullshit and kind of bring everybody down because everybody would be kind of exposed. You know, if if if everybody had an OnlyFans and so there wouldn't be this whole dichotomy of like, oh, your sex work is

trash and this is this, and it would really it would. I feel like it would fix a lot of things. It would kind of make people connect in the way that I feel like humans should with the with the type of minds that we have, we should be able to come together. But we can't. Yeah, you know, it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense, dude, It really doesn't. As dumb as we are

at moments, why we make mistakes like this. We're so intelligent. We've we've went to the stars like that shit blows my Like there are racist people and we've went to space, like how the fuck does that coincide with each other. We've we've properly we've properly pulled off on us small scale fission.

And there are people that don't like you because of the way you look, like it's like this is this insane to me, Like it's such like it doesn't what it's fucking we made that ignite the hydrogen in the atmosphere, and we can't even be like gay people are right. There's just so many backwards. It's it's it's it is bro fucking our government just just CeaseFire's got veto

let's just put let's just put. Let's just the end. Hey, ceasefire please, no very humans humans there you go fucking do your bow like there's nothing more to say than that. Where it's just like, weird, we suck so bad, we fucking suck. We're such a shady species. And aliens are like they're waiting, they're waiting for like these monkeys suck man. You're like, I don't even care. Aliens are real. Almost I think we're just a mistake. I'm gone to the point where I'm like, we

just happened. We just happened because there's no imagine imagine I'm imagine, like because I can't even see I can't even really see humanity one hundred years from now. It's kind we've made so much progress, but at the same time we've been so reductive. We're just like, I don't know if I can see humanity, Like one hundred years from now. Well, I mean that's something that a lot of people feel like, right, don't most generations feel

like they're living in the end times or something? Yeah, right there. I think it's like, I think, historically speaking, we're living in the best time ever one hundred percent. I'm not gonna think that we're still gonna get better. I truly think we're gonna get over one of the biggest humps

really soon. I don't think when all of these fossil war fucking criminals die off pretty soon, I don't think think the millennials and gen xers are gonna be able to pull it off the way that all these other fucking hawks were able to. I just don't think they're gonna be able to. I believe

that. I truly believe that. I think it's still the point. It would not to get too deep into this, but I just I think that I think things are gonna get a lot better as far as medicine, economics and all this ship after all of this disgusting, it's like people are doing their swan song of like they know they're on their way out, so they're doing the worship possible. Right now. I feel like that's true, but

there are just moments that just so heavily like cripple my hope. And I try, I try to say when they give, like when they give when they give Miles Moralis an electric sword, Like I just been like, man, what are we doing that thing? Not like not like the not like the Jewish people. So the Jewish government low key running out of other people after historically the Jews have been run out of here for a while, you

know, for a while. That's what that's what you're talking about. Yeah, that's a continuation, that's a continuous this is like, this is something. Man, we had an opportunity, we had we had an opportunity, We had an opportunity to not fuck it up, and then we just we fucked it up more. It was like, it's so sad. It's just it's a sad let's move on problem. Sword bro believe the electric sword. Mark mark my words, mark my words. If that electric sword goes away,

you will see a cease fire and is reel. That is crazy. Hugger, Derek hug Derek Bold, Sir, you are bold, Sir Bold, you could you could quote me, quote me on it? I dare you? Uh he says, what's up my three? What's up my three? Step bros. He says, what's a phrase that you've picked up recently that really tickles your pickle? First of all, I don't like the phrase cicle your pickle. I hate that for me. I was saying, not my for me, I've been saying, not my circus, not my Monkey's

a lot, Mary, Chris Mizzle snark boys. I've never heard that in my life. That's dangerous. I didn't like it. I understand it, which is nice because I remember specifically, like I pick this up from like a cartoon. I don't remember what cartoon it was. It was a cartoon that I watched it. I would say it all the time, and then my parents would get really annoyed at me because I clearly didn't know what it meant and they didn't really understand what I was talking about when I said it.

But it was summer ranes. You could never predict them. And I don't know what the fuck that's from, but it's from. I think it's Eda and Nettie. I think it's just it's it's reminding me of something, but I don't know what the fuck I meant by that, but I would say it a lot, like bless a lot, like after something happens, God bless. You remember when I started I think you remember my friend When I started saying that a lot, it was like thing insane happened. I'm

like, God bless, God bless. I picked up God blessed from someone. It's I use it differently though, like when something if someone saying something that I really can't, if someone's saying something that I really can't come right. Every think it's like, really see what I say, Hey, ma, God, God bless, have a good one. You know. It

really is, And that's I think that's why I love it. It is so it's so disrespectful, but it's it's it's got the air of respect because it's like still religion in general, religious like yeah, lighter than a cloudness. I do terrible things. Yeah, I don't know. There's probably like so many phrases or turns of phrases that I've picked up and dropped over the years. I like, I like a lot. One that I like a lot is Man alive or Christ alive. Christ I've never been Yeah, I've

never I've never said it because it doesn't feel natural. Coming from me, it feels forced. But I like, like, uh, Norm MacDonald would say it a lot like man Alive. That's such an interesting that's such a weird thing to say. Yeah, that one that one infects. Oh my god. But then it wore off. It wore off. Yeah, I I hated it was a period of time. There was a period of time. Sincerely, I fucking loathed Kingston because he fucking he actually on ironically for

real, said he would. He would exclaim sheh like, and he would do that, and he would do the arm thing too. He would do would actually the whole It made me bothered him. I did it simply bothered, didn't didn't. I would have stop you before that. The fact that it hurt you made me want to do it more. You might not continue to do it. That made me happy. I like when you're not happy. I love it. I love it, I love it, I adore it. I do it again, like Frank Castle the thing. I fucking

I loved it. I love it. Oh, it was just a funny seeing you get so upset, and it's like, damn, bro, did you see that doing this? Did you guys see that TikTok? Trying of people talking about like, are people realizing that they had killed their hamsters? Yeah? No, what you never saw that? It's really people, So people, Yeah, people have found out. People have found out only only recently somehow that hamsters hybriding, and you know, a shockingly long time,

I didn't know that. But I also never wanted a hamster, because why the why the you'd assume that you would look that ship up. But apparently a lot of people didn't know that their hamsters hibernated. So they would get hamsters right, and then they would they would go to sleep for fucking a long time and they'd be like, oh fuck, my hamster's dead. And they just flushed their hibernating hamsters down the toilet, or they would bury them, or they would like bury them in a box or like throw them in

a lake or something. They would throw them down the garbage disposal, fucking whatever it is, whatever it is you do with a hamster that you no longer have to care for, they would do. And then only recently people are like, oh my god, they hibernate, and all these people telling stories on podcasts about like how like oh my god, I threw mine out, Like I threw mine in the fucking dumpster, or like I drowned mine. I buried mine. And it's like, how do you fucking not know

your animal? How do your parents not know? Because they're humans, they

are like, like everything would in full circle. So I crazy, man, I want to be I so badly want to be a benevolent dictator because I was just thinking on the way back home on to my gated community and there was just a bag of like in and out all over the fucking floor and all this shit, and I was just thinking, I'm like, I don't think anybody who lived in my dictatorship would mind me executing people that littered, because the only people that would mind are the niggas that would litter.

And so it's just like because I don't even want to. I don't want to, Like I don't want to fuck with people. I don't want to terrorize people, but people like that, people who were proven to not be able to take care of animals, which are plenty. I mean, I live in fucking so I was in the summer, I was doing some shit and I see some stupid dumb bitch walking her husky in the middle of summer with no fucking shoes on the fucking dog. And I'm like, what the

fuck is wrong with the number one? It's a husky, and then number two it doesn't have the shoes on where it's like two hundred fucking degrees on the con Derek Derek Derek Derek. Dogs don't wear shoes. Shoes are for people. Yeah, see, like even even wisecracks like that would be you'd be killed. In my that's crazy. Obviously, that's crazy. You think you're funny, right, you think you're funny right now? Like that would

get you murdered. No, But I'm just saying, like if I saw something like that that girl, or I see people like that all the time. It pissed me off in Calie, but in fucking Nevada it is mind boggling how stupid these people could be. Like do you think your fucking dog doesn't? I don't need to get into it, but it's just, you know what's crazy in fairness. In fairness, dogs don't feel pain, So that's that is like something that they're probably considered. All right, I'm gonna

ignore that because that's insane. But what do you mean, Kingson, Kingson, have you ever heard a dog tell you I'm hurt. You have heard a dog yell out in pain before when it was in pain? Yes, I've heard it more than one. And you know that that's what pain sounds like. How do you know they're not just like I do the same thing when I feel pain, We in fact do the same exactly. It hurts you hurt, you yell the dog. I have never heard that. I've

never heard. I've never heard a dog in my life go. I've pretty much head about like that. It's damn the same thing. Rough reat a gun, he's got an he has a sidewalker's pretty fucking hot. Shut up school. But look, do you remember when you guys figured out that like sidewalk wasn't like natural? You know, you found that at a moment out when you were like, wait, what like sidewalk isn't natural? It's like, huh, what do you mean? Wait, I'm not even sure what

you know? What you know? What you know concrete and everything like that, and like obviously like like road like asphalse like that the moment you found out that that's not what the world always looked like. Because I remember when I was like that was like five, when I figured that out. My grandma was like, you know, it was trees and stuff all over the place, right, it wasn't like cities. Cities aren't a natural occurrence. And I'm like, huh, what do you mean? I never I never

had to thought that it was natural. I saw them everywhere. That's what I saw there. It was always like one time my grandmother was like, Kingston, you know that, like there were trees everywhere and like pretty much how the park looked, That's how everywhere looked sort of. And I was like, what do you what do you talk huh huh? And I was like, yeah, like the world didn't look like this always, sweetheart. And I'm like, I don't know, I don't remember. I don't remember

ever being confused by that. I kind of just always under get like this. I'm sure that like maybe when I was two or three, like there was a moment where I probably learned that obvious fact and never thought about it again. Maybe, and and so like I never was surprised by it later, but sidewalks because I saw books. And what happened was I saw books and I was just like, wait a minute, these are these don't grow on trees. I thought. I thought like buildings were just like a natural

everywhere you are, you are, why you are. Why There's that line in the first Halo game where they're running down where they drive up to that fucking metal cave, that metal square cave, and Cortana's like, this cave is not a natural formation. Yes, yes, Me figuring out and asking questions was like, huh really she was like, yeah, like we have

to people make these things to be honest. Honestly though, honestly, I think the reason why that didn't that never was a point of confusion for me was because, like I grew up, like I I remember specifically playing like city building games, like really really fucking young. So I remember like starting out with like you know, grass and ship and then you would like build cities. And I was like, oh, I guess that's just how watching

it was a stupid It was a stupid reason. Yeah, It's like it's a dumb reason to believe something because like my brain was like, oh, well, why would the game lie, you know what I mean? Where it's like the game's clearly right about how this works, and it just so happened to be true kind of, But like I I get what you're saying. I never had that moment though, where I was like, I never I never thought I never had the thought like as a kid, oh,

this is natural, like you know what. It just never as far as I remember, I understood, like say, especially from consuming books with dinosaurs and stuff where there was yeah, but like I never thought like I never thought like yeah, but I feel like it's but like say, you you kind of inserted something that didn't need to be there, like, and you didn't have like an absence of of knowledge. You may you conjured a thought that this was natural. You know. That's the thing that's different where I'm

like, I it's not so much that God was supposed that. I just questioned what I saw because I don't think it's because like for me, I just like I didn't like add anything to the past. I was just like, oh, this is how it is now. Did the world always look like this? And it was like no, the world looked very different once upon a time. And I was like, oh, because I saw the world look like that, I was like, I guess this is the planet.

Yeah, I guess. I mean because I think about I think about animals probably thinking that way, right, like cars are probably beast or something. They're just like some metal beast that the deers hate. Like they don't know any better. They challenge them everyone, they get beaten. This is these are natural predators. Now the boom man, the boom sneak. Yeah, so all right, let's let's move on to let's see uh Holman Brown ninety eight round and he says, Hey, my favorite uncle's that touch Mede

Christmas. What do you think are some great Christmas games that have nothing to do with Christmas? Stay pervy? All right, it's relaxed, but what uh what? What? What is this question? Man? Just like that fucking just like that movie question where it's like Diehard Christmas No No, because he's asking specifically specifically like Christmas games that have nothing to do with Christmas. So it's like in there that like because Diehart is not a Christmas movie,

but but then people argue that it is. It kind of is kind of the timeline like solid to like this movie take place, I don't know it, yeah, the same. Literally, it's not about whether or not it's a Christmas movie. It's about like, hey, you know, like a movie that has to do with Christmas kinda that's that's what it is. That's what that is. It's not like Home Language is a Christmas movie. Bingo has nothing to do christ great Christmas game. You're such a ship that fuck

you. Okay, whatever, let's move on big. I hate that answer. I hate that answer. I hate you. Play Liam, you're playing Porto Rican you do it too, you do it too. No, I don't, I don't play. I do not play Bingo Christmas. You're fucking savage. That is crazy. You don't play Bingo Christmas when everyone is in the house drink crazy. That is literally tradition. We don't drink it Christmas because Christmas for the kids New Year's is when you go fucking crazy. That's

what like dominoes come out. That wouldn't drink because my family would beat me if I drank, but they'd be drunken ship playing Bingo and all of the lights and the dark ones would be like you, guys, probably shouldn't be saying that. That. That's me and my family. Christmas is not. Bingo is not like that is a huge Portogan thing. I remember experience. I've never fucking ever heard of that in my life. People playing Bingo at

Christmas why because of so many people. That's the time bingo. First of all, how do you why are people? Why is everyone there at Christmas? You don't spends with a group of bums of your family. I always did that like we moved there. No because no we we sometimes, but like what happens usually is what we we would have Christmas at We have Christmas in the morning, and then we would go to my grandma's house and we

would do that that Christmas and then we would do another Christmas. We would go to like different people's houses throughout the entire Christmas day and I remember being so exhausted thing and then New Year's is when everybody would come and then they would be like, oh hey, here's drinks, here's fucking like music and and all the games and ship. But like Christmas was very much like gift exchange dinner, and that was that was Christmas. Much so Mexicans celebrate not

just win. What happened is the night of Christmas Eve, they celebrate Christmas. I'm not all that ship and they go and Christmas is the Christmas day is the day that people get to enjoy the ship they got. And that is so much better. That is so much better my kids do. But

what's what's the difference. Well, it's better for really, I would say it's better for adults because you can open Chris the presents at midnight and then you can go to fucking bed instead of getting up at like you know, the kids want to get up at like fucking six and them seven in the morning, and you're like, fuck you kid, I'm told, I guess

for me. I always we had a thing where I could open one present before I could open one present at Christmas Eve, because the thing is, if I open my presence at Christmas Eve, I'm not sleeping, and Christmas Day is fucked because I'm not. I'm not gonna be I'm gonna be asleep until like five pm, probably because I'm gonna be up till seven am playing all the video games that I've been trying to play, or like play with

all my fucking action figures. That's that's why we did that way, because we were just like, Okay, you start the day, open up your presents, and then the rest of the day is a fucking field day with him, and then you don't have to you don't necessarily have to dedicate anything. The only issue is that some days or some Christmases, it would be like, oh, we gotta go to Grandma's now, or like we gotta

go here, we gotta go there. And some days it would just be a fucking it would be like rush hour where it would just be like traveling the entire time. But for me it would be it would be Christmas Day would be like it would be Christmas. My grandmother would just finish cooking, I like maybe like twelve, and then people would just start getting to the house. It'd be like my uncle, my grandma's brothers, a bunch of my cousins, a bunch of my cousins from the other side of the family.

It is everyone related to my grandmother starts piling the house. We had. We had like a four bedroom in the Bronx, and it'd be packed with people and then everybody gets somebody a little something. Everybody would get something that they could and we would just have it'd be Thanksgiving again with his presence. I want to do Satan miss And then if we're doing if we talk about the Three Kings ship too, it'd be there's so much ship. I

hated it too many people. Let's do it Satan anti Christmas makes way more sense. But it's it's you know, it's personally I personally like I personally like devil miss myself today. It's like, this is what's gonna happen. We're a gonna we're all gonna do our own thing at our own place and see who shows up where at the Christmas You're really not gonna say anything. It's kind of mad. I would be heart broken about it if nobody came

to my double Miss celebration. You're like, all, like you should have been there, man, it was actually really cool. Really missed out, Like actually you're like really missed out. Like it's gonna be pretty much the same thing, just like red light filled. You know, red lights are gonna be put up everywhere, you know, red LEDs. And then just you have to have like goth bobby you gotta be you gotta have a choker and and like a corset or something. If you're chick, it's gotta be

one fat girl there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you don't have a friend, a lady friend with big tits, you gotta you gotta, you gotta find one. So that's gotta find one heavy breasted goth woman. Yeah, same as is over evil Chris evil evil Chris Reagan be like subjectively wrote in Hello, adorable melanin man a part of my bisexual awakening and the N word if it was a person, Jesus Christ, who's who? Well, I mean is that I don't know. I don't know who's Yeah,

I don't know sexual awakening. I don't get it. Yeah, I don't if that's me? He said, Okay, so hell adorable melon and adorable melanin man, that's not me. That's a black person of my bisexual awakening. I could see that being me purely because like I think, every every woman I've ever dated has been by in some way. So I attract bisexuals. So that makes that makes perfect sense. The yeah, I mean, I get it, you know, and I mean, well that that that

makes sense? Brand new Patreon, brand new Patreon listening, I'll beat the shit a long time. My question is simple, are there any issues or opinions you believe in strongly but don't spend too much time on because there's much more important and serious things to care about. An example for me is I think age ratings from movies are stupid and gay. Let kids watch what they want. If it's too much for them, they either won't be interested in

the first place or will stop themselves. But obviously is it the highest priority in the world right now, so who really cares? I kinda so I disagree entirely. I kind of don't disagree, but I think the function of an age rating for movies should be should be less about like you can't watch this movie, and more about this is what you should expect from this movie, you know what I mean. That's like, if a movie is like

raded R, you should expect rated R stuff. But I don't think that a movie theater should be like, oh, you're fifteen, you can't see this movie. I think that's kind of lame. Like I don't as long as it's communicated clearly, like what type of movie it is. I don't really. I think it's kind of lame that you can. I think it's

should be lowered. That should be lowered. Yeah, I think it should be lowered because the things, particularly that are gated, like this whole I think in espartially when with the gay part that comes in is PZ thirteen is probably the stupidest fucking rating because they have this dumb ass fucking rule that you can say fuck one time throughout the movie. That is the stupidest fucking thing ever, Like, oh, you can only say it once, and then

all of a sudden, like what does that even do? What is that? What does that even do if you say it five times versus one time or one hundred times, what does that actually do? It's still in the movie. It's just retarded. I don't know. It's to scale things back. When we were kids, we all are exposed to really horrible shit unless you grew up in like, you know, some militant Christian home or homeschooled or something. But beyond that, we were exposed to all kinds of things.

And I don't mind just scaling it back a little, just a little bit, because I still think, like, Okay, maybe you can't go see I don't know, I don't have any example something that's too horrible, but something super gory you can't see it when you're fucking fourteen, I don't fucking know, Or is past Thirteen's fine? I don't know, man, thirteen years old, I understood, I understood most things. Yeah, I think I think it's totally fine to I think I don't think the rating should

go away. I just think people should be a little bit less stingy, or people should be people should take them a little less seriously as far as like as far as like actually allowing like I think the best thing you could do is like if like a fourteen year old kid or like some ten year old kids going into a raded ar movie or something, you'd be like, hey, listen, but you'd be like, I think the best thing you could do as like as like a movie person or like and this goes for

video games as well, right, you'd be like, listen, Bud, this game is this game, this movie's got a lot of this shit in it. Just letting you know, face, I would not them there for

a reason. Well, I mean, age gating didn't used to be a thing, and it was only really but but what I'm saying is like it used to it only became a thing because people started, like parents started flipping out about Mortal Kombat and they were like really like doing all this moral panic about like oh my god, I think, yeah, I think for video game and stuff like that, it's just like I don't know, like I'm in between where I'm like, you know, like kind of showy care what

you want to show? Like I definitely watched like dek was X's point I saw of Ebon's world that warped me. It altered the way I altered my play through significantly, a path playing, a path closed and a new one opened. But the idea is that, like you know, like just you, kids are stupid and they will absorb things not understand that they should not

absorb it incorrectly. They're not smart enough to make decisions by themselves. They are gender not They're just not able to making no decisions yet wow, some some of them, some of them, they're not quite intelligental. I think part of that though. I think part of that though, is I don't know. I feel like I feel like they could be if they were just given that opportunity. That's you know what I mean, Like, I just

feel like I think I think they could as well. I'm just saying this as I felt perfectly aware of myself at like eight or nine years old to know like, oh I don't want to watch that horror movie. It's going to scare me, right'. I don't want to do it, and I would self regulate that and then I would also be like I would play Grant the Thoughto or something and be like, oh, well, you know this doesn't this doesn't like I'm aware that this is a game. I'm not gonna

go out and beat up a fucking hooker, you know. Like I feel like I feel like that disconnect, the ability to do that, I feel like is disappearing. I think it's disappearing because there's less opportunity. Well, I don't know. Maybe maybe there's more opportunity now because the Internet is so vast, and I just because like, obviously I grew up playing GTA and ship like that and fucking watching people do horrible ship and I didn't go and

do that. Obviously, maybe you're able to decipher reality is reality and fiction is fiction. Right, that's true. But evidently evidently base all we see, we see people not being able to just like that all the time. I don't think so I think what it is. I think it's more about I think it's less about fiction. Though I don't I don't think fiction really plays a part in it. I don't think movies or video games or TV

are warping people. I think what's really happening is like, oh, kids are logging onto Twitter at nine, at nine years old, I don't think it's people. I think you're warped. That's what I think. I don't think reality or TV is warping people. I think people are warped to begin with. I think that's true. But I don't think that's because I don't think that's I don't think that's the fault of media. I think that's probably the fault. If anything, it's the fault of social media, like specifically

like what Twitter, what Twitter? And like Facebook and less maybe less Facebook these days, but like what that does to your brain as far as like what it trains you to like look for. It's like, oh man, I need that dopamine rush of like a like or like a notification or like oh I'm gonna shift through Twitter and then like, oh oh cool. A murder, an actual fucking death on my timeline that isn't a movie, that isn't a fucking video game, that is just actually real And I got to

see that. How great? I'm nine years old, by the way, words, that's gonna suck me up. Yeah, Like, I think that that's what's fucking people up more than just like, oh, they saw horror movie at age eight that they weren't ready for, or like, oh they played grant the thought of when they were twelve as opposed to when they were seventeen, as if that's like a massive difference as far as like what you're able to discern. Look, man, one thing that is pretty evident is

people usually get messed up kids. They just get messed up when they get older, when they finally understand stuff that they saw or what happened to them, or whatever it is, whatever the case is, whatever type of trauma it is. The lack of education usually the failure of parents informing their kids about a multitude of things. And a lot of times, I know parents are busy nowadays, so a lot of times we do count on the school system to educate children, and we do such a terrible jobs as we have

such poor education. And I feel like that's it always comes back to the lack of education to why, say, when it comes to everything, when it comes to abuse, when there's a lot of kids that don't know what the hell is going on. They don't know they're being abused, They grow

up and they're fucked. They don't know about say practical effects and cgi I guess now they don't know about these things to where if they're arm with this knowledge, it doesn't it's not gonna affect you in the way that I remember, say me just being I guess blessed or whatever with critical thinking skills my mom and teach me shit. She's busy, but I understood, like, say, my mom was like a first a little bit skeptical about me, a slipknot, and then some like some type of hip hop that I would

listen to. The lyrics are kind of insane, but then she would ask me about it, and I'm like, no, I know this is fucking I know this is fake. I know these people wouldn't be walking free if

they were doing half the shit that they were saying. But just understanding that versus these a lot of people thinking this shit's real or you know, you know there's still some granass people that I mean, Jesus christ Man things that people believe nowadays, right, like this fantasy shit that has no realm in reality, And you're like, oh, this is a failure of education. And I feel like we would be able to do whatever the fuck we wanted

as far as media goes. We wouldn't have to worry about motherfuckers trying to shoot up schools and all this other shit. If like we just collectively try to do something, but we have to fight the you know, the people that see dumb people as just maximizing profits. Right, if you keep people absolutely stupid, you can be the fucking NRA, pump millions into people and sell as mini guns as possible and then just have people kids get Swiss cheese.

And you're like, we made billions. That was awesome, and so it kind of a weird argument, is right? You are you are one hundred percent right, you know, like even from before that argument we had the episode of last One, But you're talking about people like profit tearing off things and we have to protect people that are stupid or I agree with you. You are right, you are one hundred percent right, but it also feels so taxing to do so, but you are correct. Taxing to have

to do it is absolutely it is absolutely taxing. That is probably being a selfless person is so fucking exhausting, dude. When I became married about it, the world became so much more stressful. So, like I was always I was a nice little kid, and then my teens, I kind of had like a bit of a dickash phase of my life because I just so,

you're a teenager, you know you're an ass. And as soon as I became nicer, my life got so much more muddy in a way that I was like, why, Like, good things happen me because I'm nice, but the ship that the way I get wrong for being nice is insane. I'm like, I cannot believe the way I was acting toward this person, someone would do this to me when I'm trying to be kind. It's insane. It is mad in it. It's all gay. It's all gay mad. It's like, I'm like, I'm just gonna be addict to you.

I'm just gonna punch you in the face. It would it would be so much easier to just go be that person, right, just to be the person that only cares about themselves and does their own thing, doesn't give a fuck. It would be so much better. And just like say, circling back to all the rating stuff, those things are putting like say, it's nice to have the guidelines of the R ratings make sense of saying like not age gating, but saying, hey, this contains this stuff that makes

perfect sense. You might be so insensitive this stuff that's not even like the parent it's this, it's gonna that's true, that makes perfect sense, ambiguous, it's just language, or it's just it's just this or that as we like, No, this are rating me just going to have this ship and this kind of ship. It's gonna have one of these kinds of things in there yet in the ratings. Yeah, yeah, I just feel like, yeah, I just feel like very rarely like you're not seeing games where I

don't know, I get what you're saying. I agree general all right, Nightmare the Nightman Run and he says, hello boys, if you're I love this question. This, This is probably like one of my favorite questions I think we ever gotten personally. So if your co hosts kicked you off the podcast, but you could choose your replacement, and they'd automatically have to say, yes, who do you pick? And why? This can be as kind or as malicious to the podcast as you'd like. Mmmm, I love

this. I love this question for Chris. So what about would you if you kicked you off? What would you choose to sub for you? Who would I? Who would I choose? I don't know, man, I think I'm waffling between. Man, the thing is like, I would want to hurt you guys, but I would also want to help the show so that you're not stranded, you know what I mean, Because if you kicked

me off, I'd be like, what the fuck that's fucked up? But I also want to I don't want to like see you guys jobless, so I would What I would want to do is I would get I would get Chris chan in here because I gonna get Christian. That would be that would be a rough thing for you guys, but the viewership would go fucking that'd be crazy. First of all, it's just another Chris, So you wouldn't have to change much for descriptions. Uh so, yeah, some sell some

sonas humors. Yeah, he's got he's got making. He might do the you know with his little ets shop, and then you could probably probably take great art, you know. So yeah, it'd be great art. So like I want it to be as I want you to get. I would want you guys to have a deeply uncomfortable success. Hmm. Yeah, that's a good answer, and I suspected that, so I guess, ah, man, this is difficult because I was trying to think of like the one

of the worst monsters, like alive right now. I was trying to think of like I was like, who would really be a menace. It's hard because a lot of killers are quiet, and so they don't make good podcasters typically. So I'm trying to think of someone who's just I just it just hasn't Eureka. Like my first thought was, Oh, Bill Cosby's out of prison, you know, like he'd be like but then he's like he's so

seen now and quiet, and I'm like, I just wouldn't. It would just he would almost be like he's not there, you know, uh yeah, it would just stop. Yeah. Man, It's it's hard, man. It's it's to nail the perfect replacement, you know, and you know who I would like it to be, actually, because I think he needs some love. I think he needs some love. Nashid. He's been out

of the metaphor quite some time, and I think he's crazy. He would he I've never mentioned a handful of times, but I missed the the Tarikid meta that was. That was my personal favorite part of YouTube because he was so harmless, Like his ship was so wild, but it was so I didn't know anyone but his cult followers that took him seriously. Everybody was like head scratching when they'd hear him say stuff, or the way he would roast

people. He would roast. There's still roasting people at VidCon is probably one of my favorite memories because he's just going hard on people, but it's so funny, like even me. He was just talking about like putting dicks in my ear lobes and ship, and I was like, he was, he was, he was popping off. Man. I was like, I was like, oh my god, this is just good content. He'd be great and then he'd be great addition. He'd be a great addition, probably this

little fucking white boy over here. And the thing, you know, it's crazy. He was a He was talking ship to a bunty at one point and like like talk about you were ship, you ain't gonna do ship, and and I was thinking about it and I looked up Treek and he's a fucking monster and I was like, oh, oh wait, yeah, let's not funck with this guy. You don't want to fuck with this guy because

he's like six five, he's like he's huge. I was like, oh you want bro na na he that would be so difficult, that would be so I would hate that so dep I would hate like Rick Grimes during that fight do a bunch of dark souls role? I love the dark Souls role. I really can't get over that. All right, sweety, who would you, uh what you replace yourself to blight you guys with if we if

me and Derek hostile takeover, we kicked you off. We were just like, first of all, you some betrayed, Like that'd crazy, right stop, It's definitely not gonna happen, I swear, don't worry. We definitely haven't had We haven't been having conversations behind your back sign in. One day, I sign in and I'm like, it's someone else, and I'm like, who's this? Yeh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're in somebody else in the fucking river side, in the middle of you guys recording sign What's

what's going on? Guys? What's so? We decided that a I would be the best way to go. Sorry, we've all your sayings and the AI and it does a better job than you do, like fucking metal tongues in the AI. Oh my god. Okay, Okay, let's okay. So if I'm gonna what's that guy's name? I would I would want to fuck you guys over. I don't give a ship. I don't give a ship about you guys. Something out it's ninety millimeters if Tungsten strack, Yeah,

I would say someone who's gonna be super inappropriate just say ship. That's gonna fuck the podcast up, like just tank it. What's the name of that black dude that's like that black dude was like talk about like shooting people like def the g D theF to def to Drake on, let me see, I like to he's some black dudy that like he really hates other black people. He says, Jesse Lee Peterson. Is that his name? I'm

not that talking about. Oh yeah, that would be a good choice though, that that would be that would that was actually I thought I really thought that was gonna be Derek's answer, Like like I thought, like he's gonna say jess exist until he like that. That would have been my answer over Tek though, because you know he actually existed, because he creeps up on it. He's slow dude. He became a TikTok meta for a minute. Ante people. I was just like, yo, I can't believe everyone's discovery

and bro, I'll never forget. So he invited me to your studio invited me. Yeah, so he invited me to a studio. But he was like this was before I didn't even know who the fuck he was. He's like hey, and I talked to his producer, but he's like, you gotta be here at six am. I was like fuck that. I was like, what the hell. So he's like, okay, we'll do a stream. I did not do my homework on this guy. I was just like, okay, I'll just talk to intro and I was like, okay,

whatever. I don't get it. I don't remember my conversation with him. I remember being checked out and I checked out even further when whatever he said, I only remember him saying, and that's why racism doesn't exist. And I was just like I just like, I just remembering completely. I had no idea that you even had a conversation with this guy. There's only two things I remember from this moment. I don't even remember what we talked

about. I'm sure we probably talked about some of the things that were going on, but like the only thing I remember him saying that, and I remember not saying anything, or at least just like, I don't remember what I did because it was such an outrageous thing to say that. I'm like, I'm not even gonna acknowledge this. And then I remember, as soon as it posted, I got a message from Anthony Fantano, laughing because Anthony Fantannel knew exactly who he was. He's like, what the fuck you went

on this? And I was like, I was like, what happened? I was kind of like, you know, a little anxious that he was. He responded that way, and I was like, oh, no, I guess he's like he's he's a giant piece of ship. And I didn't know, and I don't That's such an awesome story. I love that I don't remember. I don't even remember what we there. I'm assuming there was

some like real conversations happening, because I don't remember. I only remember those key moments of like when when he said at one point in the interviews, that's why racism doesn't exist. I'm like, I just remember being like, why would you say that? How could you think that's music? I can't even describe you. I had no idea that you had any level of interaction with this guy, and there's a you did a whole fucking twenty minute video

with him. That's how you don't understand how happy I am right now. You know, it's funny. I'm watching this okay, good, good good. I was watching a podcast called Your Mom's House and they were pulling up tiktoks of him, and there's a guy named Ryan Sickler, a comedian. He has another podcast there. He shows Ryan Sickler's like, hey, like they like they They talked on the podcast saying, dude, we found that

I found this guy. I sent this to you. And then same thing that just happened to us right now that you had no idea happened to them, where this guy Ryan Sickler went on the fucking show and it was just the most insane shit that like, but this was like, say, uh, whatever Jesse was talking about when we talked, it must not have been

that riveting because I don't remember much of it. But when I watched clips of this guy, Ryan Sickler, he everything he said the Jesse Lee Peterson was just like you are you can't believe what you're saying you've completely lost your mind, and uh, I guess I gotta go back and watch it. I don't do. I hate watching it choose I found him. I hate watching it on myself though. That's the thing, Like, even though that I forgot this existed, there's a part of me that I'm like, I

can't, dude, it took me four years. Wait, seventeen eight and nine twenty twenty, it took me five years to watch a YouTube poop made about me because I just I cringe watch, Like I watched back my own content to make sure it's not fucked, and then you publish it and then it's done. And then so someone's like, oh, here here's a YouTube poop and I was like, ah, this is like old content. I want to watch this ship And then I watched it like five years later.

Yeah, I imagine it. It must be. It's got to be underwhelming, because I imagine if it better, I would have like I would have remembered more beats from it. But I just remember, like, yeah, that one specific thing. Yeah, it's probably it's probably pretty poor. I just loved that. I just love that it's real, like at all. Yeah, I you sat and had a conversation with this guy's wild this. I almost went to a studio too, but that six am, are you,

like, what the fuck's wrong with you? What you don't have to do? That's his audience. His audiences is he's more likely to be successful when he doesn't show at like six am, because like that's when all the fucking you know, the old people who think like that are going to be awake. It's the same reason why. It's the same reason why it's really kind of smart of like conservative people to kind of latch onto like music and

stuff. And like you remember how all those conservative rappers were, we're doing all that all that stuff on the right. Yeah, and they were clearly yeah. I think even some some of them were like, yeah, we're totally grifting, Like I remember, I don't remember what which group it was, but one of them was absolutely like, yeah, we're just I mean, you know, it's fucking who cares it's money. Yeah, they don't care about it at all. And the reason is that they fucking buy that

ship. Like they don't. It's not they're not like the younger generation who streams and then they're happy with that or like they downloaded from like some you know, Torrent Side or whatever. If you're even downloading music in the first place anymore, which very few people do. The old people are out there, don't like, yeah, let's buy this for five dollars on iTunes, or you know, let's actually like, oh, let's buy the fucking let's

order the CD or whatever. And it's like, yeah, they fucking do that ship too, So that's it totally makes sense that they would be done that. Why haven't we done one project, guys, I gotta tell you that one to pick his name is Charleston I think Charleston, Charleston White. Charleston White. I've never even heard of this fucking guy. He is a black man who just hates black culture so much so the ship Charleston White. Charleston White attacked on stage during stand up in Texas. He sucks, he

sucks, and he says he's so diminutive to black people. He's just a piece of ship. And I would love to part him off to you guys, do give him. He's a snitch. He's like he's like everything that everyone hates him. It's so funny over to you guys, just to like make sure they all jumped him. This video is crazy. I have never fucking heard of this guy in my life. Dude, you should. You should dog Day bombarded him. That's crazy. That feels that feels probably unnecessary,

you know, like maybe just jump him. You know. So he's a quote unquote comedian. Okay, whoa he has a pot plant. This is so so bizarre. Oh he's done. It is all right, bro. It's like it's like when it's like whenever you're gonn attack my walkers, like one gets you down and they all just gates, they descend on you. Yeah, it's like, what do you do? Dude? You know what's crazy? I didn't understand about walking dead. This is what Sorry a

quick qick, quick quick intersection before you probably end episode. No one ever hardened leather ship on their arms, So if a walker comes at you, you just let it bite this hard leather and you stab it in them like the only that towards the end, I'm like, why are you guys not smart? I mean that's a lot of things differently, Yeah, I mean why didn't you just you might as well to ask why everybody? Why doesn't everybody have as strong ahead as Rick? You know, right that that Rick?

That Rick grimes and walking dead would have been terrifying. That would have been terrifying. It would have been unbeatable because he would have beat the crap out a niggin. What did you say? All right, let's move on, let's read the read the credits. It's credits time. Let's get out of here. I can't believe I've never heard How is this the first time

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