#191: The Boys Argue About Miles Morales

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it. But I did want to bring this up before we continue because I saw it and it immediately bothered me. Yeah. So I don't know if this is real, and part of me thought like this has got to be a I because this is so stupid. But I saw a comic book cover of Miles Morales, right, So I don't know how old it is.

I don't know if it's super recent or whatever. There's a Miles Morales comic book cover where he is holding an electric sword and I and I saw it and I was like, there's no way they just gave Spider Man a fucking electric sword. That is so fucking stupid that I can't believe it's very real. So fucking that's real, very real. Where's the I don't know? Man? He alreadys he already can like shoot elections out of his hand and

ship like whatever, you know? Do you? But do you see what I'm saying here where he's basically a super, say he's more of a super saying that he's a Spider Man, Like this is ridiculous. Not really. He has all of Spider Man's powers too, so he's done. But that's like one abilities. He's Spider like electric powers, that's all it is. He who can stick to walls. It's getting fucking ridiculous. Now he can summon a sword and of pure energy, that's fucking vegeto, dude, that's

crazy anime level bullshit. Like, dude, I think that's cool. Ship dude. I think it's so fucking lame. It's just I think it feels so unspied there's nothing Spidery about that. There's nothing really spidery about it, that's true. But they're like, there's nothing baddy about Batman. You know,

there's nothing really man. Every everyone is looks like a bat you know what I mean, at least that it's true his clothes, you know, like, yeah, I mean, if Batman's look man, you'll hear the same complain out of me the second Batman starts floating in the moment, the moment Batman started not stopped respecting Batman, as when Batman decided to dodge Dark Sides on Mega Beams, that thing, it's in the very beginning of that

comic era. They're like, yo, even Flash can't give it of these Flash was running for days from them, and he had to run into Dark Side for them to stop following. So Man did a backflip. Are you talking about? Are you talking about the animated series? Both of them?

It was in the Crisis event and an animated series. And I was like, I don't fucking he got he got no, no, he got no, no, no, no. He dodged the first one, then he got hit the second time, and he got set back in time, and I was like, this is stupid fair enough, This is stupid fair enough.

Flash can run through time and he can't get away from that. It's always been the big criticism of Batman that even as a kid, I'm a kid watching the animated series as it's live, like it's actually premiering, and I got a little bit bored because there was only like, out of all the episodes, maybe two times where he was actually in trouble, and every other time, like I mean actually in trouble where you're like, oh shit, I don't know how he's gonna get out of this, but you already

know. Every other time it was like some stupid bullshit's gonna happen. It's getting out of it. I remember that when I stopped watching for a long time was because Harley Quinn had him dead to rights. Harley Quinn hit this motherfucker, knocked him out, hung him upside down, and there was a tank full of piranhas, like he's done, he's done, and then he just says, oh, he shouldn't kill me now. Joker would be pissed, Oh you're right, and then she takes him down while she's waiting for

him to show up. I fucking lost my mind and then it's like explains later when she took me down, I regained like you know, the blood rush into his head like left him and incapacitated essentially, But once she dropped me down, I was able to slip. I was like, this show so bad. I was so fucking upset that, like, yeah, I wanted to see Batman get eaten by piranhas. That's so insane. That would have just been the end of the show. And it's just like so uner.

I understand, Like, look, man, I I don't care about time, but characters generally because of a lot of that stuff, Like I like Batman aesthetically, right, and I like kind of the vibe of Batman, but I don't really I don't like that. I don't like that he's so invincible like that whole like, oh, with prep time, he could fucking kill Galactus, and it's like, shut I hate this. The Justice League Doom that was like the premise of that where he had a plan Yeah,

yeah, right, I just having contingent. I understand that he's being he's so well prepared that he has contingency plans for everybody, but they shouldn't all just be flawless fucking like they shouldn't all just work without a fucking hitch. It's insane for me, but like, but the thing to me is like the I don't know, man, I'm the Miles thing. Is this right? This is what it is? Right? If my if Spider Man was created, Miles is what happened, is Peter Parker Spider Man's powers that

were created a modern time. Miles is what happens. If Spider Man was an anime is what it is is if modern Spider Man. If Spider Man can stick to walls, he's anime man. He's an anime he can use like the city powers, an anime character, that's the same thing. Those are the same root of powers. Do you not agree? Do you not agree that the un he's just modern Spider Man. He's a Spider Man was made in modern time because there's something about modern spiders that create fucking electric swords.

The Chris Chris no capacity an anime character. He's like Goku where it's like I'm a kid who's really good at martial arts, and I got a tale, but also now I'm an alien. Also now I'm a god. Also now I'm like I'm doing all this ship. It's like, look,

look, you're an anime character. Well, that's what happens, right when characters are anima character, if they're if their power, if they continue to exist, they usually add more power to them and more things they can do to make to keep them somewhat spicy for people that are gonna keep reading them. Because that's why Peter Parker is so boring now, because Peter Parker has been the same nigga for sixty years. I don't think I don't think that's

a problem, though. I don't think Sherlock Holmes needs to be a telepath for him to be the exact same kind of life that Spider Man does. Though, I think it's what I'm saying experience. What I'm saying, a character remaining grounded for a long period of time isn't a bad thing. And I'm like, I'm kind of annoyed at the idea that, like, he doesn't we need to add like a fucking doesn't least come on ground because he

has electric powers. It's fucking doesn't mean that doesn't mean in the world niggas like before, that don't mean. Look, I'm officially, as of this moment, I'm on the hate train for this guy, Like, I don't like him. I don't like this character anymore. I really can't say he's Ben ten. This is a Ben ten ass characters. Every issue he is gonna have at some point he's just gonna be able to fly like he will fly. I promise you, I will put money down in the next five

years. Miles Morales can fly, I promise you. I'm such because honest, there's a spider in the fucking Australia that like can go really high up and surf on the wind a little bit, so it's technically spider like that you can fly. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm I'm positive in fact, bro man, It's just it's just what happens. Man. The characters,

all of them are like having Peter a bunch. Remember Peter prior turned into a giant spider demon, you mean when he was sick and it wasn't a power when he turned into a gigantic when he fought more Loon and more Lun killed him, and then Peter went to cocon came with the coon ate More Loon's face, and it's all stupid, so stupid. I hate it. I hate it that was that was a sick era of spider Man. Bro because Spider Man was boring then because crawling on walls in a world.

Nigga, you're such an eight year old that's boring interesting enough that he's a good character and he's interesting. He needs to be able to Chris and Chris they get a child, getting child? How am I play? Did you child? Let's go? They get boring. That's what happens. His character may be fine, but but you know what if a characters are boring, so you know what they should do. If if a character gets boring, stop making stop. I agree one hundred percent agree I too. In fact,

I agree more than you would ever agree. That's why I don't collect comments. After a certain point with Peter Parkers, I'm like, I'm gonna read the same thing again, right, I have twenty five years and I'm like, all right, cool, that's enough. Nothing's gonna change. And am I Norman is one him? Are friends? Wow? That's not a good point. It's it's it's dumb. Yeah, I don't know. I was like, this is such a shark moment, man, I couldn't believe it. Just like it, this is the thing, right if he would

have had. If he would have had an electric sword out of the clear blue sky, that would have bothered me because I was like, where did that come from? But he's literally had electric powers the whole time he's been a character. That has been the thing he's had the whole time he has been a character. Mouth Roles came in to existence. He has bioelectricity.

That is something he's had the whole time he's been here is right about the anime aspect, because let's be real, let's be real trying to tap into that fucking wee bass market with swords and ship I mean, otherwise you wouldn't you You wouldn't. You wouldn't the same time I would have given him a sword, I would have powers literally already, as they are so cool. I'm thinking about it as I am when I was in elementary school, I would one hundred percent. I would my toys, would swap weapons. I

would give literally my Spider Man toy that I still have right now. He would be wielding spawns like I have medieval spawn and he'd be wielding his glad so in his fucking in his shield because that's cool. Yeah, it's cool. But that would be total, but you know what would be awesome even quarter than that. Actually, it's just like if that made sense. So for what I mean, it's like, if you have a Spider Man with a sword, where does that fit in? Where does the Spider Man with

the sword fitted? It's like, oh, maybe like somewhere in like medieval fucking times. Like that'd be fucking sick. We already have a twenty ninety nine Spider Man. Why not have like a fucking sixteen ten due Spider Man turning Spider Man, I mean, would be kind of dazing. My issue is that it just it just sort of comes out of nowhere. It's like, here's this fucking here's this fucking urban youth in the Bronx swinging around with

a fucking electric sword. It's so fucking out my sword. But he didn't he didn't use it. He used it because someone used the sword on him. Okay, he manifested the sword as well. He's not he's not fighting a criminal, and he's not like use this. Well. Past Master has always had a sword because he's copied what you call what I'm saying, dude, he's been tenning. There been tenning Spider Man with Biles Morales one percent

is awesome. I just I just think it's like whatever it is if if Captain America, because things that people make dude, super soldier, he's a super soldier. R. Kevin Wrick is kind of fucking boring, all right, so like, how do we make him more interesting? It's like, okay, uh give him, uh let him give him telekinesis, why would he have why would he Why would you have that? Why would why would you have that? Now? Chris? Now, Chrish, My god,

I think soon, let me explain why. Let me comic book. Let me comic book you into why Chris the super sold the seerm was dormant in his body for a long time and then during a fight with some telekinetic weirdo, it got it juiced up. His brain has already souped up brain, and now he can levitate ship easily explained that Miles Morales has had electric powers the whole time he's existed, right, all right, And Captain America happened

stronger than normal biology than for the longest time. That's very How do you know he didn't realize like, oh wait, my brain is super strong, and I didn't even think about this aspect of combat until today. Whoa interesting not that's not a good reason. So it happens takes in. That's a whole mountain. So let me can see, let me continue. Peter had Captain America. Is how old? He's a going on ninety year old character now, right? Right? Give him tety years been around ninety years right

about a ninetyear old character? Right? He has never eight legs ever ever once. That'd be makes more sense, I guess than him be coming tucking leass. But he's never one showed anything where he's like. He's been in several fights with people that are psionics. Never use those kind of powers. Okay, Miles is fighting someone, right, Miles's ability to expelay from his body. He can amp up his punt electricity, and he's only already been

shown to be able to create threads with electricity. He'll be able to make it physical years aread. A sword is not as far fetched, But it's only not Toole. And then it's only not far fetched because it's it's born of already previous, previously existing far fetched things about his powers. The thing is that Peter the same as Miles, That is the same power. I just want to say that real quick. I think the only reason why there's an issue at all is because of what he conjured. Now, imagine if

he conjured some times New York fitted and a gun. He's also basically pre Lantern. Now, if he can just make things out of electricity, Yeah, it's pretty insane. That's kind of like that's not new in the Marvel universe already though. All right, you can do like that, Caro can do You're like you're willfully. These are the reasons why I don't like these characters. These are because they're those arcs, because you're not capable sitting down

and reading from one to fifteen seconds. Because that's why these characters. Their infinite backpack of abilities makes them boring. So I don't like Superman either. It's just he's so strong that I just don't I don't feel interested in I like Spider Man because he's weak. Green Lantern. Green Lantern is an extremely powerful character, and he is more interesting than Spider Man is. I'm glad the characters you have, that'side. I think I'm glad they have that world

power. Look, I think the Green Lantern lore is so interesting because of the whole core, like without it, if it was just him, and if the Core and OA didn't exist, then it would be really gay. But because War Wars, Holy Ship, fure Brock in the time, how Jordan was so strong it was insane. Yeah, so like that whole The Blackest Night's probably one of the cool especially it came out the perfect time when everybody was jacking off with zombies and ship, so like Blackest Knight was probably

perfect. I was like, right, I think it might have been, isn't it. I guess? Yeah, it sounds better. That sounds way better. There was z there was zombie superheroes running around. Bro it's crazy. I got fucking zombie hot girl, because I'll still I'd still banger even as a zombie. I would still bang hot Girl, even as I'd have to. I'd have to. I'd have to check first. I'd have to check first, who was going on down there. There's no maggots, I'm

good. As long as there's no maggots, I'm good, alright, fair enough, that's that's actually fair. Because I hate maggots. I would really want somebody to edit that I hate And I knew you were gonna fucking say that a little bit of like, I hope he doesn't real. I hope it is for real, Bro, you call them that. That's crazy, dude. People think people be like always projecting. They know I knew those Gate covers. He's just he's just fucking projecting. Which he's like that movie

with freaking Oh the interview. That's such a good scene where he's That scene is actually amazing the movie. You're kind of right. I was like that movie when I saw it. I didn't see it. I never never saw it. I just remember any of it other than that line that everybody was using, like they hate us, they hate us, They hate us because they hate us. Yeah, they hated That's the only thing I remember for

that movie. And then the part. The part was fucking great. It's a good part, so funny because he's so calm while it's hat He was like, like, how are you guys not How do you guys not see this notice? Do you see that guy? By the way, speaking of M and MS, do you see that guy? Uh? I think I think he testified about uh killing uh Tupac with U P. Diddy's money, like officially actually like actually I got arrested, but I didn't know that. There was a lot of ship right now too. Actually he did law.

They had that law that like it was like stipulated, it was what was it called. They were giving exceptions to the statute of limitations when it came to like sexual assault and so a file within a year period, and so people started, uh filing p did he He settled immediately with one, so you know he did it. He did. You know he that was guilty.

So he just settled a lot of twenty two hours ago. Twenty two hours ago he was dropped from Revolt, so h he's probably gonna it's over for I mean, yeah, there was I've seen so many conspiracy theory videos about the depths of Tupac and Biggie. And one thing that I did see that was really weird was before before Tupac died, there was an interview and and I could be getting this wrong. It's it was so long ago, but he was looking so guilty and nervous in a weird way. We're like,

what the hell's wrong with this guy? And so people were saying automatically like, oh, he knew what was gonna happen, And I mean, I don't know, man, so I listened. I listened to hip hop. I grew up around a bunch of uncles that were like that was their whole entire persona was hip hop and like drawing and like the all the five pillars hip hop bull shed. There's a rapper named Little Seas that said outward a long time ago that did he had something to do a pox killing?

It was because when when do a Biggie's killing? Because Little Seas is in the car with them. When when Biggie got shot? It was Biggie? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was Biggie Sees and what you call and uh, I not p Diddy were all there and the guy came in and somehow only shot Biggie got it big as a big target target could be the easiest person that he only shot him, And the years like like, I'm

not kidding, honest. In ninety nine he was like had something to do with it, and everyone ignored him, and I'm like, how does PUC not have something to do with him getting killed? It's dude, It's obviously like Sugar Knight and Pop together did some funk shit and they killed them both. It's so obvious. It's probably one of the most. It's one of

the most bases. Yeah, go ahead it. You gotta be really ballsy to be fat and engaging in that ship, you know what I mean, because like they're not missing dude, like the hatefulness I mean, you know what I mean, Big Biggie. Biggie was not a bad dude at all. Man. He was a drug dealer obviously, but he wasn't making enemies. What happened was there was a bunch of beef going over the East Coast and West Coast, and Biggie and Pot got drawn into it simply because of

the fact they were big rappers at the time. The real big hatred was Snoop Dogg and Prodigy. That was the real big problem. And those two were both like I'll shoot the UK band right, No, I mean from mob. Don't say that. Don't disrespect them like that. Bro we got he did a super cell or some ship. Yeah, he died. He died crazy from technically he was too black. He died. God damn, you guys see that that fucking uh uh a Snoop Dogg quitting smoke was just

a fucking ad for a stove or something. Of course, it was the idea that people who thought that out of nowhere. Just he's like, oh, yeah, now I'm gonna stop. Like he's like almost sixty or something. He's like, yeah, now's a good time to fucking stop with craled and fucked up. All of them are like sixty now. It makes my heart feel weird. It is weird thinking like all of them. Like he's like nearly sixty, so is nos so is busted rhymes now its looks good.

I'm worried about bust. I think his heart's gonna explode. But he's in very he's I think about bust. He says he's got a lot of weight on him. He's got but he's he's taking way too many steroids. Man. The thing, he's in very insane shape. But he's but that's the problem of weight on him, steroids. He's like, you take that amount of steroids, it enlarges your heart. It fucks up your heart. Like he's gonna have a heart attack and die. I think he's way too

big, like like musclely big. And the more you get old, it's like the rock. The Rock's probably not gonna survive unless he actually gets off of whatever the fuck he's take by the time, he's like sixty something. He's way too even the Rock. The Rock is old now too. It's crazy. Yeah, he's like, fucking what mid fifties. I have no idea. Actually, he's probably early still, he's probably I think I actually think he he's been doing the rock. I'm in flying the Rock for fucking

forever. He doesn't do podcasts. He just started doing them within the last year. He did Joe roganar, which, by the way, was so fucking lame and underwhelming. It's the first Joe Rogan podcast I've listened to in a very long time. And the reason why I was so annoying and and so lame is everybody knows that Joe calls out the Rock anytime he gets about his obviously lying about steroids, like obviously it's so obvious that he's fake.

Natural people that come on the podcast. There's a guy named Derek Moore plates More Dates, who breaks down all this stuff they've talked about. It fucking rock shows up and nothing. No, it was there was this entire there was this elephant in the room the entire time, and you felt it, and I was like, this is fucking gay. I was hoping it was also at least yeah he was. He also was just like so clearly on a leash, you know what I mean. Yeah, like it was.

It was the most it felt like it felt like when like world leaders would go on podcasts or like we go on TV shows to talk about like real things, but like you know for sure, they're not fucking doing that, Like they're not gonna get like what's his name and Yahoo on the view, you know what I mean, and then bring up Palestine, you know what

I mean, Like they're not gonna do that's like crazy. They even brought up his reel Pal sign on the Fucking Rock episode, and he was just like the whole thing was just like yeah, it's so it's it's all so sad and it and it was just so fucking sub driving me nuts about that specifically, as they kept saying, I don't know what can be done. I don't know it just I can believe the Rock can actually believe that,

like he doesn't know what can be done. But I feel like Rogan's around enough people that Joe says some things every once in a while that I'm like, I know he knows what's right and he's pretending to be like, I don't know what could be done. Like, I think it's pretty simple. It could be fucking done, dude, I think it's pretty there's pretty simple. But you know, we need to get into that ship. It's it

was a frustrating episode. I heard some of it, you know what got released recently, Chris Brown finally openly talked about all Rihanna's situation with him. Oh yeah, like I watched that Joe crazy, do you feel like satisfactory, like reminiscing, Yeah, Joe. Actually, it's actually kind of sad because it's a young man doing dumb ship and then like the rest of his life is ruined from that, even though you know, I've been I've been

young. I've been young. I've been young, and you know, you've never shitches in the mouth, but I've never I've never done that, you know. And he admits he's like, I let my anger get a hold of me, and I just I don't stupid. I don't blame that age. I don't I blame I blame that on somebody being stupid, young and dumb. I don't know, just dumb, not young, because we're none of us umb. Because pople people into their lives. So yeah, he

didn't beat with their lives. He just he hit her really badly, like a few times in her face and and puffy bit her do you know how much? Yeah, he bit her arm. That's that is the most savage you see. Like the one part that I really like from I don't want because I saw it, I saw. I'm gonna say this. I absolutely do not agree what he did, right. You never you never put your hands on people. Ever, That is not what you do ever. Ever. Ever. I never agree. But their situation, wait, the way

the way he explains it. Of course, granted he's explaining it because you know, she'll probably give you a complete different story, but he's explaining it. It just seems like he just literally lost control of himself after being pushed by her so much that he attacked her. And it's just like, look, I understand being upset. She three at lambeou keys out the car, She pitched you a bunch of times, she grabs a groin, she slapped the shit out of you. She was attacking you, clunging you up.

Just get out the car and leave. Just get out the car and leave. Chris, not hit her. Do not hit her. He slipped and he hit her, and the whole time he was he did that, he was just like reflecting on like I can't believe at the moment you're mad, you're going to be mad about you, you know, But like I don't know, Like I don't know Chris retaliation. I want to I want to say something like if you're a guy, right and some a girl is especially,

It's it's different interpersonally. I've every I love those videos by the way of like women on the street like slapping and the guy just goes like, okay, okay, we're adults. Are you ready, and then they just

get thrown the I love that because that's the instant karma. You shouldn't put your hands on someone unless you're unless you're ready to get your fucking ship rocked, like generally, but interpersonally there's a level where it's like, dude, like if you're getting hit by like your partner or something, I get a retaliation of some kind, but understand like when to walk away as well, Like that hit is crazy that that you know what I mean, like crazy

hit punching. It's like it's just I don't know, man, I don't know how you can really explain that away as like, oh, I was young. It's so there's a thing. There's a thing called like in in wrestling and pro wrestling, it's called a receipt. Like when you actually hurt somebody, you do something, then you give him a receipt. You do it back, you do something back to them. Oh, there's a guy braun Stroman that accidentally need brock lesnar in the face. It was an accident

brock Layers that gave him a receipt by punching him round the face. And it's one of those things where it's like you're you're angry, but you're in control. It's like I need to get you back. That is not get back. That is just a type of rage that is I can't I can't explain it. I can't explain it away with with a youthfulness because I never got that fucking angry. I just that's his that's his personality. That is just he probably still has that in him to be able to not only punch

but to bite somebody. That is so over the top. Like what I was trying to say, Remember where they're trying to paint. When they were trying to paint Rick grimes as like a savage, like they made him bite that dude's throat because he was gonna like kill Carl or kill everybody, like there is that level of savagery is connected with biting and and it's it's it'll

always be that way. So it's like to me, I can't I just can't find any type of anything that sounds reasonable to fucking start gnawing at somebody. It just sounds so crazy the way the way he paints the story, so like he's trying to drive. They're going back and forth. Obviously he got a text from somebody on his phone. She got jealous about it, tripping. She started tripping on him right, yelling at him, screaming at him, started hitting him, attacking while he's driving. He's like, yo,

I'm driving right now, like chill, I'm driving a car. I'm driving a sports car. We can die, and he gets mad. He puts his hands on it. Right, that's problem number one. Don't don't pull over, just pull over like my grandma, my grandma and my grandpa. Right, my granddad is one thing. He was like, whenever you're gonna see anyone woman instead of going and yelling at her or putting hands to

her. He just just leave, Just walk out the house, go hang out with your boys, get a breather, get a beer, and calm yourself down. That is one of the lessons my grandpa told me. I refuse to do that. I always beat up Lily before I leave. Then I go get my beer. Then go get my beer. My friend. All right, and it it tastes better. It is a little bruise and stuff. You just feel good like he worked for it. You work,

little bloody today. What happened, man, lady got it lay? So look at this is this is so in listener, Let's say let's say Chris Brown did this. He actually gets out the car and walks away. He's like, I'm getting the I'm getting out of the situation. Rihanna chases after him. At that point I can more not. I can't excuse the biting, but I can excuse what kind of happens afterwards if she if she were to start chasing after him. I always say this is just me because it's

it's not about gender, it's about a power dynamic. Because I wouldn't I don't want to stomp out like a small dude either. So one that's so easily. Like, do you remember that bage old guy, the bagel boss guy, Like that's dead? You know you want to let that's not a line, that's actually real. He died a while ago. I swear to are, I swear to God. What are you? What are you talking about? Wait? What are you talking about? The little bagel guy he

went nuts at a bagel shop. Yeah, what are you talking about now? Actually? I swear to God. What's his name? Bagel guy? I think they called him bagel Boss. I think they call him bagel bagel guy? No, the bagel guy. Uh, what the fuck is this guy's name? Angry bage. He's from Long Island. Obviously he's not fucking dead. Nobody's saying he's dead. He's dead. Bro hold on, no, look let me look, you're just lying. Okay. So the first thing that pops up, damn, looks like Bagel Boss died again. He

died again, Chris marking the bagel Boss guy is dead. Uh, the death of Chris Morgan the bag after he dressed up as the joker at an open mic and it said, Tom is probably you. No, I don't think any of it's real. I don't think he's dead. No, No, he did die. He had a stroke. I Morgan filmed an episode of Doctor Us three weeks before the stroke, in which he explained the impact his anger issues had on his health. He had a stroke, but he's

still alive. I don't understand. Let's see, I'm gonna I'm gonna look at this video. Oh yeah, maybe he didn't. Maybe he maybe he didn't die. Am I crazy? Maybe he just had a stroke. It's just completely incapacitated. There's basically from Long Island. Yeah, there's a there's an x USC fighter from Long Island that I just literally I can't believe. I just stumbled upon him right now because he he he quit and start doing real estate. His name is Ali Quinta, and he has a video called

rip Bagel. I'm just like, what a fucking small world, Like, what are you doing? Dude? So some people are saying, I hope he finds peace now, he's finally at peace, Ripped the King. I just don't see any like real day. Yeah, yeah, tube channel? Where's his YouTube channel? I don't know. I think it still exists because I remember seeing this news and he had a stroke and I remember hearing that he died but that could be just like an assumption. Either way, he's

fucked because it's not a good stroke the down guy anyway. I like how there's a video that says the Downfall like as if he's ever had a fucking rise. Yeah, he was. He rose to stardom and then like he had like eight hit albums and then he was caught in the grocery store like losing his mind and then like everything fell apart from the grocery store. That's yeah, that's weird. I remember him that it's weird that there's no concrete

answer to this. Yeah, this is actually I really do remember seeing like a whole thing about him dying, and because I remember because I thought, like that's so fucking I didn't think, oh, that's so funny, but I did laugh the bigel Yeah, I see that he's like, yeah, let's look at the news that is I'm gonna see if there's like recent news. Uh. Because I mean, he loved me. He had a whole

lass YouTube channel, so I feel like there should be some stuff. I felt bad for him because he just he just I just I feel like he just went through his life just being small and pushed around for being small you know, well, yeah, the weird thing is still it's it's still fucking crazy. Like the the problem is because I've known some pretty short fucking people in my life, like shorter than me, like a lot shorter, and

like just kind of owning it and being fun. People kind of like backed off, and I guess he grew up in I mean, I don't know what Long Island's like. The people would seem pretty island. So yeah, either it's insane, ether it's insane or it's really rich assholes. Mmm yeah it's not. It's not a good place, but uh yeah, anyway, that would have been an interesting fights that'll be watch that I watched it. Hno, would be his eyes. I think Rihanna would fucking crush him.

Absolutely good. Good thing too. That's the thing too to take into account right where it's like Chris Brown's like six to one, she's like five seven. I don't know. Man just comes across as like look if just you don't you don't if I'm dating somebody who's six to one and they start beating me up, I'm I'm swinging, okay, Like make no mistake, all right, I mean you know that's a black widow situation for me, But

uh, I don't know. It just seems it seems. It seems weird to me that Chris Brown would go on a podcast to talk about it so late after the fact. Well, I mean that's definitely you definitely have to deal with like that, you know, like that that ruined his life for a while. I mean, he was, he was, he was on a planet at that time, bro was he was. He was like he was like meteoric at that time that he would also be right back on top off, he was releasing some fucking bangers. He's just not I mean,

he released when he got out. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. That album he reached when he got out was so good. I love the worst you you love the worst people. It was a good album, bro Simpson, Chris Brown arguing all you want that that was a good album. I don't know, I don't. I don't like Chris Brown at all. That was a good album. And I was just like, dang, this is a pretty good album. But I was always team I was team Neil. I was team Neil. He was just better

like and he's just not looking he's just a better songwriter. He's just like he's a good producer. He's really he's a fantastic producer a ship. But I only make fun of him because he tries to hide it. Otherwise I don't because I don't care if people are bald. It's like it's like Tim Poole, right, I wouldn't give a he just owned it. People that people that hide it at all, fucking like you know, they they try,

they have to hide it, Like fuck those people. That's how you could never catch that nigga without a hat on until he had that mug shot. And I'm like, you bald bitch, so confusing, Like you're already it's at that level. If you're at that level, why not just like if you if you're at that level and you're hiding it, why not just like get it fixed, Like you could just get it fixed. Oh yeah.

They have tens of millions of dollars and he can easily, like Neil with his production, with the producing he made a shitload of money just just being a producer. He could have easily just what are they called plugs. I've seen so many people do hair plugs and and sometimes I don't understand, like say, Lebron Dream Lebron James is one of the richest people in America and his hairline is barely fine because you know he would have been bald as

ship. But it's still I'm like, I don't understand. He has all the money in the fucking world, he just doesn't hair project well. He think he does, though he used to. He used to wear a bandana and move it past. His hair was still receding. He could move it back more and more. It was to the point where people were making memes like that shit's gonna be on the top of his fucking head and like a

chin Street. The whole hairline thing is, it's weird because Lebron Lebron tried, he tried to fix his hairline, but like, how did I say, with the amount of money he has, how did he not fix it? That's not like it's just it's just like the things on a hundred percent of shirt. I've seen amazing hair play. I've seen Tom. We've all seen Tom Brady. We've seen Tom Brady. Joel Joel McHale Is that his name, Joel McHale, Yeah, Joel McHale. Perfect example that motherfucker was

bald ing. And then then then Community, I'm like, oh, it looks it's really jar is Jeff Winger from Community? Oh Jeff, he was, he was balding. Yeah, dude, if you watch spider Man two, literally watch spider Man two, he's the he's the banker in spider Man two, and he's bald as hell in that. Like he is bald in in that in that movie. Like straight up, it's it's just weird, Like I see it work. It's almost like it depends on how your hair

takes it. Because Joe Rogan tried the same thing and it didn't work. I guess he tried to do hair a long time ago, and then Bull Seaman or whatever the fuck you know, the weird supplements screwing up his fucking biochemistry. Yeah, but dude, his head's gotten like three times as big. Him and Bill I love him and Bill Burr. I love Bill Burr going on there and Joe Rogan trying to like Bill Burr is great man. He like, you said you wore the mask. He was like, Joe,

shut the fuck up. He was like, shut the fuck up, Joe. What I'm like, just shut the funk I was so fun My favorite completely dismissed him. Dude when he says he says my favorite moment because he's like, oh, man, Like Joe was saying like, oh, you guys are such pussies that wear a mask or whatever, and then he's like, Oh, you're such a tough guy with your open nose and throat,

and it's like the funny. Like it was the funny because because the idea of just not wearing one makes you something, Oh you're not a pussy now, like, oh, your open nose and throat, you're so tough. And I was like, that was great. It just work on you, Joe, your knuckles, your knuckles already driving across the floor. I would have worked. That's such a great clip. He just roasted the ship out of him. It is a great clip. Man. Speaking of celebrities,

Bilbert to Pete, Wait, what where'd he go go? You've gotten to a car accident. I do want to ask before we before we move on to questions, because we missed a lot. There's a lot of stuff that actually happened. Then, I think is kind of interesting. Uh, do you guys know of a comedian by the name of Matt Rife. I just learned about him like a week ago. Actually, yeah, I've known

about him for a while because he would his TikTok. His his videos would come across my TikTok algorithm because I was watching a lot of stand up. I hadn't seen any of them. Oh you're watching down a bunch of I watch a lot of stand up, Like like, my algorithm on TikTok just feeds me a lot of stand up clips, which is great because I love that, gotcha. But Matt Rife shows up and every time it's just like

crowd work and it's like really kind of boring. Like he's kind of got this reputation of being like, oh, you're successful because you're attractive and like women have kind of propelled you into the into the forefront of the comedian. Yeah, yeah, exactly, because he's like, oh, how pretty he is. And so he came up with his Netflix special and it's just not good because it's no crowd work and it's just material and he's just not good

at doing material. But he's also like I guess he got some plastic surgery because he was like super insecure and there was this thing where like his doctor which I'm pretty sure it's like illegal, but he heavily this this surgeon makes like a like this TikTok video where he's like he's dancing or something or it's like some something where and the caption is when you create the best jawline you've

ever created, and the patient immediately gets canceled. And it's clearly, like all the comments are like it's it's very clearly matt Rife and met Rife even commented like something like, uh, it's illegal to it's illegal to uh oh that maybe something yeah, like a hippa thing or he didn't use the word hippa or like or like the acronym, but like he said something along the lines of like it's illegal to patient confidentiality, like whatever the fuck, like

this is uh, this is illegal or whatever, which is crazy because like get canceled. Yeah, because his comment his so first of all, he's just not he I've always thought he was just not funny. So like this is not me jumping on like some bandwagon words because his special apparently like keep in mind, he was propelled by women into the forefront because women thought he

was attractive. He was like everybody was in his comments and boosting him and like that's how he got notoriety, was all these women in his comments. I know a bunch of comedians that red ride for him too, like a bunch of I'm not like for for me personally. Comedians are also like weirdly, there's a comedians are loyal in that way. And I know bur I

know Burr ride for him. I know what you call it? Does that there's that gross Nigga had to call himself the machine whatever money is that fucking Yeah, there's him, there's there's the Asian guy and his friend and bad friends. And I've heard right, right, I don't think that was Well, here's the thing. It's it's it's a situation where like he's not very funny. But people were kind of there were people dismissing him because he was attractive, right, because he's like oh, and that was kind of I

think that was the angle that they were going for. More like it's like, hey, listen, man, this guy's been working in the clubs for

a long time. Like he's not just he's not coming out of nowhere and he's not just like having success kind of handed off to him just because he's attractive, he's been working at this for a really really long time, and that was kind of that is the the the statement that a lot of comedians have, or like the where a lot of comedians are coming from, where it's like, no, it's not it's not cool to us to pretend like he just came out of nowhere. He's been doing this for like ten years,

so like that's fucked up. It's not just because he's attracted, but it absolutely also is because he's attractive. Like he definitely is as popular as he is because he's conventionally attractive. He'd probably still be relatively famous, but like it would be a very different situation. And so you have this audience of women who are like, yeah, dude, and then his Netflix special comes out and it's just very very it's very guy centric jokes, and it's

like there's like jokes about like domestic violence. He's like, oh, well, you know, you wouldn't have a black eye if you were just in the kitchen and stuff like that, and it's like I watched, I watched, I watched some of it, and it's just kind of like I love Edgie comedians, right, but like it's just so it felt you know what, it felt like. It felt like a desperate attempt to like, no, I'm not I'm not like a girls comedian, you know what I mean.

Like it felt like a really desperate attempt to be like, no, no, no, no, no, I'm I'm fucking cool. I'm a guy. I'm I'm a guys guy. Look at my crazy jawline. Look at how masculine I am. Now, yeah, he still across that way. Yeah, I mean he looks good. Like I'm not gonna like complain of it, but he's guy. Yeah, I will say this, The biggest problem I have with it is it even that the material isn't great, or that it's kind of derivative and boring. He laughs after every fucking sentence

he says. And I hate I hate that. There's very few people who I think can do that and get away with it. Like It's a comedian that I've been listening to a lot lately, Shane Shane Gillis. I think Shane Gillis is funny. But he does that a little bit too, like we'll he'll he'll laugh after like a lot of the things that he said, yes, yes, yeah, he literally he literally has a bit about that. I think I'm sorry you can't. He literally wrote that, I'm pretty

sure like he wrote that exactly. He said he like barely he said, he barely dodged it is what he is, what he said. But he's he's got some good but like actually he's like funny, like a genuinely funny dude. Like he got canceled Inity Central, he got canceled Comedy Central, he got canceled from He got fired from Saturday Night Live before he got hired, like the day, I think the day he got it was announced that

he was coming on Saturday Night Life. He got fired immediately because like some podcast of his, some podcast club of his from like ten years ago, came out of him saying like a slur or something, but it was I don't know, like it's but he's a very like he's one of the more modern like edgy comedians and he's funny. Yeah, it's right, right, And so people like coming at Matt Rife and people are like people, oh, they only hate him because he's like because he's offensive. And it's like

Matt Rife isn't even remotely offensive, dude. It was like Fisher Price offensive, you know what I mean, yeah, a lot of people are trying like, uh, Jimmy Carr came out with a special and same thing. He's such a posh brit guy and he's the same deal, same fucking deal, like trying to be like these people. What they're trying to do. It's like what a lot of a lot of our favorite YouTubers try to do. They try and cancel, they try to get canceled, and they're like,

oh, oh but I don't get canceled. And then I remember matt Rive did something like some sort of apology or whatever. He said, if you get offended by this, uh, he sent a link right, and yeah, said, here's a link to my here's a link to my apology if you're offended by what I had to say, and it'd link to like some sight selling special needs helmets, which to me was funnier than the entire

special. Yeah, that was actually kind of funny. That was like, it's something that I'd do, but it would probably be way worse than special need helmets. Meat spin and look imber. The thing the fabatic The thing about it is that like I get the impulse. I get it because when you're when you're making videos, like, there have been so many people who've come to me over the years You've been like who've told me like my videos

were like offensive or whatever. And it's frustrating. It's annoying, especially when you're not like not setting out to do that. You're just trying to make people laugh. In most of the people who are like digesting it enjoy it, and so like you just have these like random people kind of coming in

from the outside complain. I get the impulse to kind of double down or not to care, but I do think at the same time, it's like there's a difference between doing an edgy joke and just being like kind of lazy, Like it's very easy. I think what pulled me out of it or what got me less interested in that stuff was just how easy it was and how easy I noticed it being for so many other people, where it's just like, oh, you don't even have to really construct a joke or write

anything funny. You just kind of if you just say something shocking, people will respond to it as if it's like really brilliant, And that's I resent that because it's like really boring and bland and lame. It just like lowers the ceiling or like lowers the expectations of everybody else when like that's considered like, oh, well, you offended somebody, so you're funny, and it's like, no, you can be funny and offend people, but like it's

there's a those are distinctly different. No, there's actually uh uh uh. I would say one of the reasons why I like the Cometown podcast so much is uh they weren't saying, particularly Nick Mullen, he wasn't saying things to be offensive. He was just saying what popped in his head and happened to be very offensive. And like one of the funniest things like there's a Simpson super cut of Colmtown and they're making fun of the punching bag Adam Freedlan.

They're making fun of him saying, is Dick a small? This this all the Simpsons characters are saying, is Dick is small and all this shit. They're comparing it to like Bart's piece. But then it went to oh, you're you're, you're, you're Dick is smaller than Maggie's clit or something, so like obviously let's get into like really that, And then it got to the point where doing a Barney gumble doing a Barney impression, and like Adam's walking in the room and it's like, Hey, is that Maggie's pussy?

And this the implications of Barney Gumbel knowing what Maggie's pussy looks like, it's one of the funniest fucking things I ever heard of. But like it's not like they're like, oh man, what is the fun What is the most edges thing I could think of? It was just the stupidest thing they can

think of off the top of their head. And when you think about it, like this is I remember seeing a comment on that video I was watching, and it's like, this is one episode that I would I could never let my coworkers here because they just understand what they're listening to and that's it's fun. It's just that it's definitely as someone I was, like, I was a big fan of comedy before I actually really am starting to lose a

lot of my love for comedians. Bill Burr will always be someone I respect heavily, absolutely Bill Bert, but in general's comedians, I don't know, I I I I am, I am. I say horrible ship a lot, right, A lot. I say horrible things a lot, and I make a lot of jokes, but I also aim my jokes towards people that are like, you know, like I'm not going to outwardly try to offend

someone of particular groups. And though a lot of people don't see the problem with that, I think a lot of things can be and be hurtful to other people. So I try, Like when I watch comedians that I'm like, I'm just saying what I think, and I'm just trying to voice how I feel. And it's a bunch of Nigga comedians that say that now too, which makes me feel even more terrible. And I'm just like, I just I just disconnect with them where I'm like, dude, time and Place.

That's why my brain is really get into just like the time place. You know, understand you have some beliefs that are offensive, you know.

I think a lot of it is just so ill. A lot of it is just like not well constructed, you know what I mean, Like I don't know, like there's a like I think actually, like Dave Chappelle is kind of guilty of this too, but like at the same time, he's also like the best, like one of the better examples of it too, because he's like, he's done really really great shit with like really really offensive shit, and he's also kind of phoned it in a couple of times.

I think, and I say that as somebody who really likes Stave Chapelle, he's like, what probably top five comedians to me, But like, I like, I like, I can watch and I could think it's funny, but I also think it's extremely offensive at the same time, Like I'm watching it and I'm hearing what he's saying, and I laughed when I watched it, and I'm like, you are being extremely dissprightful. Davies, Well is it? Is? It unbelievably so the question the question is is it funnier

than it is offensive? Or is it like like it is it offensive? Validates. I think that totally validates because that's all your that's all comedy is supposed to be. It's supposed to be. It's supposed to be funnier than it is offensive, like a million percent. It can be offensive to get to the point of being funny, but like it still needs to it still needs to be so funny that it doesn't matter that it's offensive because everybody kind

of gets it. Everybody's out on the joke. I think Sticks and Stones was like which was one of I think I think the the second one. I think two Specials Ago for from Chappelle, that ship was hysterical. That was like one of the best. That's one of my favorite ones of his personally. When he's talking about like the Michael Jackson, the Michael Jackson, like you imagine it's like going to school after that shit, It's like, how was your weekend? How is my weekend? Oh yeah, Michael shucked

my dick like that. It is it is, it is. I feel that Asian joke killed me bro when he was like, this is how I feel inside. I get killed bunch. It is and it is no but hold on, but it is offensive, but it is funny. It's just objectively funny. And then like the two that he came out afterwards were just

kind of like they didn't offend me. I don't get offended by anything, but like they weren't as they weren't as tightly constructed as like Six and Stones were, or they didn't have like the punches that Six and Stones had where it's like, oh, like you're supposed to wade into the way I feel about it is like you're almost like wading into trash and like kind of like getting yourself really really filthy in the hopes that you pull out something really really

amazing out of the garbage, right, and pulling something out of the garbage that's worth it justifies how dirty you get. That's kind of I think about like offensive jokes in general. It's like you can wait in that stuff and you can get really filthy, you could get really really like enveloped in that ship, but as long as you pull something out at the end, that justifies why you even dove in there in the first place. I think it's

okay. And the problem is that a lot of people aren't willing to eat. A lot of people are just waiting around on the surface and getting dirty and pretending like, hey, look at me, I'm doing I'm doing work. But you're just kind of just saying shit, you know what I mean. Yeah, I don't know if that makes sense, but that's how I think about it. It does. It does make sense. And like there's there is first and foremost. I when it comes to a comedy setting,

I think it's always the right place I think that is. I think, I really think a lot of people just need to not enough people practice the like if you don't like it, don't listen you can agree, because that's kind of just nuts to me. I wish people really would do that. It's like I always say sometimes if someone's criticizing my shit, whit, why why are you still here? I don't I don't understand. If you don't like this, don't wait your energy, like, go listen to stuff that

you enjoy. I truly believe you should do that. So that's how and I silently, like say, Joe Rogan was a big example where when he started, when you went insane and moved to Texas and everything, I'm just like, well, this ain't for me anymore. Hell of a run, you know. And it's not like I need to come on and go at Joe or do you know, try to be like hey, yeah you fucking like fuck, I don't care. It's just not for me anymore. You

can do whatever shit you want to do now. And that's how I want, you know, our show to be ran, because like every once in a while, there would be some a message or something about like hey, hey how about this, or like a suggestion about something that was maybe a little borderline offensive or maybe like trigger warnings or something like that, and it's like, you know, I understand where these people are coming from, but

it's like this is the wrong show. It's just the wrong show. Like this is not it's not that's if you know, if you run into that too many times, it's like, well, I don't know what to tell you. It's like you're not gonna have a good time because this is just off the cuff, right, this is this is just what we're doing. For me. It's weird because I'm simultaneously a bleeding heart and also someone that

is willing to say horrible ship and I laugh at bad fuck ship. So just in the very middle ground where I'm like, why do you laugh? Have you? Why do you laugh? I laugh as I cannot believe it. I don't laugh because I think it's fe You think it's funny. No no, no, no, no, no no no no, I don't think it's funny. I'm shocked. I'm in disbelief it's funny because I don't

think it is funny. It is like when it's it's funny, yes, exactly, it's outrageousness, like someone like right now, me and Crystal making this joke that Derek just hurt us. We just said vegegro That is so stupid. But the idea of the idea of someone changing that little bit of vegeta's name into that, and it's just all character now with a monkey's tail and nappy hair trying to fight go quarter that sh it is just like who the fun wouldn't make that? That's funny to me. It's not funny because

of the racial undertone. It's funny because of the fact that so little was changed about it and how much of it. But it's still funny. That's the that's the That's what I'm saying, is like the absurdity of it is what makes it funny. Like the absurdity that someone would the idea, the idea, okay, the idea that someone would even say that in the first place, and that would even cross somebody's mind, and then the image that

it conjures is funny, Like it's just objective, it's just funny. But so there's you know, so he hurt isn't funny, right, but like someone getting hurt and like a guy, people getting hurt isn't funny. But I just sent a video in the chat. I don't know if you watched it. It's in the chat right now. It isn't if you click on it right now. What's funny is the situation and the story that leads to

where that iseo is another example. This is another example of kicks and being a sociopath because it's just a video of a guy falling to his death and he's laughing at someone fall the sky. It's one falling out the sky and I'm like, what what happened here? And I think he has a briefcase to like what was he doing? Was he on a work trip? Didn't

want to go to the next trip? Like that's what's funny. It's not funny that the guy is probably gone is but but but what I'm saying is there is there is comedy there, like there's a there is there is there is a funniest of everything. I think, guys, uh, I think the testament to everything we're saying is every fucking year, when nine to eleven rolls around, you see some some wild ship that will make you laugh.

You see somebody is posting something fucking stupid, Like when I saw when I saw the gift of Will Smith dancing the stomping the that ship, like that was it for me. I was like, okay, and this is how could you not laugh at this? It's so The crazy one for me was my friend a mean made one where Sonic is grinding the rails away from the

world to as they're falling. The Sonic thinks it's a set piece. He thinks he's just doing City Escape Part three, and I'm like, what the this is so regret feeling if that event didn't happen, There's no way that joke is funny. Rights man dancing on the tower, Sonic doing that, There's no way it's funny. It People just be like, I don't get it right. If nothing happened like we just did on the Empire State Building or some shit, it'd be like, Okay, what the fuck was that?

So but for you, for me, when it comes to when it comes to these groups that are being hurt, are being offended by these words, that's where my heart was, like, I'm in a very weird space. I'm like, I understand, I don't feel the way at all man, and and and I'm not saying you have to that's not what I'm going for. I'm not saying anyone has to I'm not saying anyone needs to feel kind of like you said, time and place, like, there are certain

settings where you're not gonna say some really fucked up stuff. But when it comes to but when it comes to what's happening, what's happens is that a lot of people are trying to push against that. A lot of people want to push against that because of the fact that it's a joke. Right, Like I ended like the word retard, Right, I've started using it more, and I don't like that I use it more because of you guys. You guys say it on here and I shouldn't using it. I kind of

take that I took the word out of my vocabulary. I just stopped. I was like, yeah, would say fucking stupid, and I try to say fucking stupid. Right. I understand when you guys say you have no ill will to people that are that have special needs or disabled, right, That's why I'm not changing my vocabulary. That's right, Right, It's exactly what defend some of them. Right, So when I exist, right,

it doesn't like defend retarded people. It defends other people that are advocating for, you know, people who have more often than not, Yes, right, more often than not. You're very right. Well, first of all, I'm sure some retarded people are are offended by it. I'm certainly retardation. Are we talking about something now, we're getting now, we're getting into the meeting, that meeting potatoes in the discussion even that, Like, I

wouldn't like the way you guys referenced it. I understand you guys have no ill will towards it, but I would have never said it like that ever. I would just I would not say that there people something to say, people have problems with it, or people with people with different needs to have problems with it. Right, there's nothing wrong with it but saying it.

But what happened? Every now and then I'll go through I unfortunately, me being a dumb ass building hard I'm scrolling to whatever I'm scrolling through, and then some person's venting about, well, how that word has completely alienated them, and I'm like, ah, man, well, pers here here's the

thing, here's the thing. I and maybe this isn't super uh smart, right, but I I think about life and the and and the world generally a lot from the perspective of and this is just because of like the influence of this guy had on me. But I think about George Carr a lot because I feel like he was like very very smart and just like very very wise, with a lot of stuff he said and a lot of stuff that you would talk about and even to like some of these documentaries of just him

like later in life and just kind of like reflecting on stuff. And I do think it's it's frustrating how right wing it has, like it's been like

like kind of contorted into this right wing perspective. The idea of just being direct, blunt and honest with your language has become because I feel like when when we say stuff like oh, people with different needs, it's like it's just this like soft language that's kind of getting in the way of just what we're trying to say, you know what I mean, I just I I'm not like advocating for people to oh, yeah, you should be able to

run and run into a supermarket and just shout the end word at random people with no fucking consequence. It's insane. But at the same time, it's like, you know what, what is it about the word retarded that is worse than any of its substitutes, And at a certain point, won't their substitutes just become as bad as retarded and then we'll have to find something else. Just it just seems like this really endless loop of keeping people unable to

communicate with each other. And that's really what I don't like. I want to be able to be direct with people and be blunt with people. I'm not trying to be offensive, right, I'm not trying to be like, oh edgy, I'm not trying to like, oh man, I'm saying telling it how it is. It's just a matter of just like, dude, you're not how many how many syllables do we have to add to a word

to make it okay? Like it's it's it's it's weird. The scenario of that too, though, Like see, that's why I say, for example, if there was somebody who I was that I perceived as being like mentally disabled and handicap whatever you want to say, of course I wouldn't use that type of language around them. That's kind of common that is common sense. But if I'm studying or I'm with my boys, I'm on my fucking podcast or something something like that. It's like, no, that's when I can

do my thing and you're entering this space. If you don't like this space, I say like no, like respectfully, just find something that you enjoy. It's not like you know how people try to say like, oh, fuck off, like you try to be like all edgy or some shit. I'm like, no, I genuinely mean. If there's a fucking video game, it's like that pronoun shit that happened with Starfield. If it really bothers you that badly, just don't fuck play, Just don't fucking play it,

Like what are you doing? What do you do? How could you even? How could you even freak out about something like that? So same goes with like people using specific words, if they're using them around you in a in a public setting or something. I understand that, I really do. I understand, like sometimes because my mom's one of those people, and I hate it if she starts hearing some shit she doesn't like, or she sees something she doesn't like, she interjects, and I'm like, mom, one

day is gonna get you killed. Stop doing it. Some fucking guys started abusing his pregnant girlfriend, and my mom fucking intervenes, and I'm like, if he's gonna abuse his fucking pregnant girlfriend, what do you think that motherfucker's gonna do to you? You don't get you know what, You're right, You're right, you're right about like that, right, but it hurts my

heart. My instinct, my instinct is to get involved. Right. That is a really bad, thuriest thing I had to learn when I was growing up in New York City, right because I watched superhero shit and I watched Pound Rangers and I and I've always my my sister. What I say is that you have like the fucking heart of a hero in this world where heroes should not exist, and it's stupid like this, even though I was tiny, i'd feel bad, like, you know, the kids will cry.

I were going up like hey, it's okay, and I would try to be friends with them and it's stupid. It's a pussy. It is absolutely such a pussy reflex to be a kid like that. But it's it's it's where that like nature of like people, some people, it's just some people having that like you care about other groups and you want you want to try to be helpful, right, but in your helpful nature, you are at the at times being reductive to the problems that you're that you know, like

you're just making you're not making things better. Like all the white all the white women that crying about that Edward being used, right, and it's like, dude, shut up, like it's it's not that big of a video, right, you know, you know I say that for my group, because that's a group I'm a part of, you know, Like, sure, I understand that, you know. What for me is like I think I just and this might be the same for actually a lot of us there,

I think personally, I guess I'll just speak for me. I'm so in tune with like real atrocities that are going on, and uh, I think stuff like language is it's so it's such it's such a non issue to me personally because of real like famine, uh fucking ethnic cleansing things that are actually going on that I paid that have been to paying attention to since like the fucking Arab spring to where I'm so removed of like when I hear like

you say it was when that whole third way we were talking about third way feminism and all this stuff and like, ah, we can't wear spaghetti straps in school. I'm like, shut the fuck up, ran bitch, Like like that's where I kind of at. That's kind of where I'm at with it, where I'm just like it's hard for me to actually care about that stuff, even though I get it it's still important to other people. I get. I just I'm just I'm just past it. Man, Like I'm

like, fuck, the world is so fucked. And then like I'm hearing people complain about that ship. Well, dude, even that the soft language stuff just it I think it affects that stuff too, you know what I mean. There's like there's a lack of bluntness in the way that we talk about real shit that's going on. Like, yeah, people will be offended at you if you if you talk about what's going on in Palestine is like

being a genocide. Yeah, even though that's literally what it is, Like it's just objective, like there's no metric by which you can measure that and not argue that it's it is clearly a genocide. But what people will say is the conflict. Yeah, you know what I mean, It's like, oh, there's there's conflict and it's like that doesn't tell me fucking anything, And that, to me is the same thing is like taking retarded and like changing it to like, oh well, mentally challenge or whatever, you know

what I mean. It's like it's not you know what I mean, It's like it comes from the same area of just like let's numb down the language, so we we're not really sure about the actual toll of what's happening here. Let's like, yeah, it's a good point, obfiscated. Let's let's let's put you know, soft let's let's let's put pillows on the on the on the corners of the table to protect everybody. But it's like, dude, you've got to be aware of what the fuck's happening, right. It

makes us Yeah, it's that is it makes it. So. I've watched a lot of streams and a lot of stuff with like about you know, everything's going on, and one thing that is always it's like I'm gonna keep out the violence, right even though a lot of people say I think you should see it, but obviously because the streaming platforms will be like nope,

you're gone. But it's one of those things that I think about historically, uh, the Vietnam War, when like war was live, like, it was being covered lot like for the first time, and the reporters that were actually like showing stuff. It changed the tide of public perception of what war is. And then there was just a major and massive amounts of protest.

And that's exactly what we have now where some of the stuff that I've seen, you know, I'm just like, you know, I'm be honest, I'm a little numb to it because I've been so I've been kind of like I said, it's twenty eleven, I've been really paying attention to a lot of North Africa and Middle Eastern the struggles and look at evening struggles. But it's like, well, you know what I mean, though, it's one of those things where I'm like, the amount of shit that I've seen,

I'm just like, oh my god. And I imagine if most people saw that shit, they couldn't just pretend like it doesn't exist, because it's it's just like you can't even describe. You don't even want to describe what you see because you know how horrible it is. So like, but I guess it's necessary though. Podcast this is a snark tank. I'm just saying, yea, yeah, we should live, we should let's get into Yeah, it's got a lot a lot more serious than I thought it would, but

I mean, yeah, sometimes that happens. I feel like it was a it's a good conversation though. It was a good, healthy discussion with Like no, I was gonna say retardage with no, with nothing stupid happening in betweet right right, I will say the start wearing a tie one thing, I will start being more student. You're gonna look down. It's gonna be studious. Derek is gonna come back up, Derek, Can I say this one one thing before we move on, move on to our questions. Yeah,

I don't like that. At some point in the past, I don't know how many years, maybe ten years, that I've noticed anyway, toilet toilet paper became bath tissue. I don't like that. I don't understand. Yeah, that's real. Because I was ordering some on Instacart because I was just like, I got all the work to do here, I'm seeing let somebody else do my grocery shopping or whatever, and it said like bath tissue

instead of toilet paper, and I'm like, what the fuck. I think it's been like that for a while, isle, but like that's just another one. It's like are we so embarrassed? Like it's like, look, this paper is for the toilet, like that paper I want as paper? Yeah, I'm gonna go to them. I'm quick urine sauce, all right, it is. It is funny though, Like I feel like I see some people's eyes when they're buying toilet paper, they almost look kind of like

shame shameful or I'm like, yeah, it's but everybody has it. What do you I don't get it. It's you're about it. You don't need it? What the day? I want to go a day? Oh? I mean yeah, dude, I don't want to be day. So there is a you know, there is a you know, the the Tushy or whatever that brand is. There's one's been sitting in my bathroom for over a year. The only reason I won't install it is because then I know because there's one upstairs and that ship. It is filthy, bro motherfuckers be using

that ship. I was like, if I stall this ship down here, they're gonna be coming down and using this toilet. And I'm like, I need I need a pristine throne. It cannot be dirty. It cannot be dirty. It is. It is wiped down all the time. So I wiped down my toilet, and ironically every single time I use it before and then I do it, I do it after too. I just I just can't. I'm the very ain'tal about that. And that's it. That's really pretty much that you need is a toilet that is clean and secluded. That

is one of the few things you need as a human man. It's the throne, its sanctuary. I whenever Lily tries to walk in on me in a toilet, I get so fucking curious because I'm like, this is the only place I have place that just for me. Get the funk out. Yeah, yeah, I think I hate it. Brokes dude, personally, you know couples who fucking just leave the door open because women just do it. Just I don't. I don't respect the moundes and I'm just like,

what are you doing here? You're like why are you here? And it is like you don't need anything important enough to walk in here right now? Please get out? Yeah, it's just shocked under the shotguner close my door and I lock it you know, hey, what's going on here? You're not coming in here. This is my time, this is I have to sit here and think and meditate. I'm not gonna have you fucking interrupting me. You can't. You can't break my immersion. You break my immersion,

I'm gonna have a bad day. I'm gonna have a bad fucking day. Even showering, even showering with a partner, I don't. I kind of hate them. I can count the amount of time I've done it. That's how little I've done it. I think I've done it, like maybe like no more than ten times for sure, Like maybe like yeah, less than ten times. But like that's your that is your that is your solitude, right, that is that is your You're there closet where we're gonna get.

It's as close as our generation is ever gonna get to a vacation home. So let me enjoy it. God damn. I just talked about the other day putting my laptop in there so I can like watch stuff like bigger you know, I just have ship on my my my phone, and I was like, yo, I could bring my laptop in here. It's the curd of me. I have said, I seriously, I seriously. I have like you know those fold out dinner tables. Yeah, I have one. I have one. I have one specifically for the bathroom. That's brilliant to

watch, just to watch the sometimes I'll sometimes I'll work in there. That's brilliant. I've never been on the toilet can really get some work done, like writing, Like I'm writing a video right now, and I feel like of the bathroom because I've already is in there. I'm shit while he's taking

a shit. I'm not even joking. I will sit in a bath for like three hours on my phone writing because it's just like I can't be distracted by anything, you know, Like I'm there, I almost want what I want to do is kind of almost I don't know how I would do this really, but like I kind of want to get like like some way like a device that I could use to write stuff in like while I'm in the

bath that isn't connected to anything, you know what I mean. So like so there's not even like a hint of distraction, Like I can't get a text message, I can't get like an email. I can't like go on YouTube if I want, just like straight up, just like something like laminated tablet or something. Yeah, like I don't know, maybe like waterproof. There's water I guess there's waterproof. Notepads, I guess. But like writing

like that is kind of hard. I don't know. I would love that because I get a lot of work done in there, like sincerely, and people are like, why you always in the bath? Like I've had people call me it's like you're always in the bath. It's like, I'm sorry, It's how it's how I function. Anyway, let's move on. We got wet, we got some questions to run through. Oh yeah, let's kill them. No straw dumb ass wrote in it is Hey crystal PEPSI,

doctor PIB and watermelon waterhead? What's waterhead? Waterhead? I don't, I don't. I don't like those to me, and I don't like that. Yeah, wait what is that? Is that a flavor of? Is that? Because those are both sodas? But I've never heard of waterhead water melonhead? I don't get it. It must be regional. Must be regional, yeah maybe or just like only drinking. Oh probably like say like your metal head. I'm of this head, So it's just probably waterhead, like you

just drink water. That's what I'm assuming. I guess it just kind of breaks the rule. It kind of just kind of breaks the rule of threes here, like crystal pepsi, doctor pib and watermelon, water head whatever. Thanks for writing in What which act do you think is most heinous and unforgivable? Pissing in the sink, upper decker ring, or waffle stomping ship down a shower drain. Well, definitely upper deckoring like that. That's when you

take a ship in the upper deck of your toilet. That'ssane. That's insane. No one doesn't. Yeah, yeah, that's the worst boys do that. That's a that's an easy that's an easy question to go by. Yeah, who the fuck does that? It's a There's a band that I one of my favorite bands. They grew up with, The Red Cord. They have a song called I learned it because they have a song called upper decker, and I was like, what the fuck is that? I looked it up. I was like, oh, that chimpanzee ship. All right,

that is fucking insane. Yeah, because like at first I was thinking, like because I just didn't know what upper decoring is was it was like so to me, it's like, I mean, first of all, all this is fucking heinous and if you do any of this, you should be fucking excommunicated from wherever you are stumping, don't that's crazy? But but is the least offensive? I actually don't know man like to like because the sink is so like your toothbrush is there, you know, likes I'll just piss down

there. It smells little rank, But then I have my Clorox wipes that are right down that, Like, I guess a way with pissing, I could imagine in my lifetime pissing in a sink at some point because of a wild thing. I would never ship down a drain. Yeah, that is crazy, is so crazy. You just ruined the toilet. To me, what I'm thinking of was like to me with the waffle stomping, right, I'm thinking, like, you're in the shower anyway, right, you are.

You are permanently clean the whole time, basically, So like, what difference does it make in comparison to the sink where like that's splash the mirror, you know, like it's not sh it is Ship's not great, it's bad. I would never fut a million years do that. But to me, just think of it, like, just think of it. Okay, would you if you had to choose between someone pisson in your face or shipping

on your face? You know it's obviously the I guess, right, but I guess for me, it's just like would I rather ship in the shower ship in the sink? It's like I think the shower, oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. That's kind of what i'm That's that's that's what i'm That's what I'm talking about. You can't understand the two different things we have to out of the sink because you can't push

it down the little fucking train. That's what I mean. It's like, and you're never going to be like, at the very least in theo at the very least in the shower, you are just you are. You are boiling underwater, you know what I mean. Like there's like some soundence of

like I feel like here's why I say this. I feel the most safe handling anything in the shower specifically, like specific like if I had the whole old like toxic waste or something, I feel like if there was any place that would I would do that it would be the shower because I would just even if it doesn't make any sense, it would feel safer to me because I'm just technically it's like the safety under a blanket. I get it, Like you're not actually safe, so we can get you. But I feel

sick. Or the idea of just like sweating anywhere. Like if if I'm sweating in the shower, it's like, what the fuck does that matter? You know what I mean? Like versus like sweating on a toilet, It's like, oh my god. The reason why ship in the shower bothers me so much is because a dirty shower makes me feel unclean. I totally get that. So if there's ship, I I can't even imagine how filthy it would probably take a week or two from my shower to finally feel normal again.

If they know that there is a ship, barbarious, it is some chimpanzee barbarica. It upsets me that there's probably at least two listeners just by pure metrics that have done it, just that have just to me. The thing that's the thing that sticks out to me about pissing on in the sink though, is I'm a short guy, so I would have to like climb a little bit to even do that. So like the idea, do you have to have your knees on the sink and you're pissing in the sink?

That have to have your knees on the sink. It's like your legs pointing outward and you're pissing in the sink. And I'm like, bro, you could have just used the toilet. You could have the work to do that. Just use the toilet. Yeah, my dick is sink level generally, but like it's still kind of like, you know, you gotta get up and throw it over. Okay, here's a question, Uh p in the shower, no pe in the shower, no pen of shower. I don't,

but if if I have to, I'll do it. You know it is it happened trying not to. But like if you pins, like if it was one of those things where like if I had the urge to pee after I'm already in the shower, I'm like, I'm not gonna get out right, that's what I'm gonna drip water all over the place. So it's

really like shower into the toilet. Many times in my life, I've definitely honestly, I think you have like you have, like you have like a little bit look to catch a little bit of the pea that might dripple out, and you just no, no, no, no pee you like you lean like like this over Hels Hope Elvis in the toilet. I went to a party one time. I went to SUP one time and I found a guy with his pants down, passed out in a toilet like that, that's awesome. He was lying on the toilet in the top, and I was

like, what happened to you? That's what I thought about it. I thought about robbing him. It crossed my mind. Yeah, that was like these are just goods to take. Now. So the p and the shower thing is is less, like way way less egregious. I don't know. I know people who make like a big deal out of it. I guess

if you're doing it constantly, that's crazy. But like, I don't know, I don't think there's I remember I had somebody and this is a Seinfeld episode too, but like I had somebody make this argument to be genuine. It's like, you can't piss in the shower, You're gonna get all the fucking pipes mixed up, and it's like if there if dude, if anything, if I'm showering, yeah, that's what. Excuse me. Anything that's

anything that I wouldn't want. So if I'm showering and everything's coming off of me anyway, right, it's going down into a drain that I wouldn't want anywhere near, like my drinking water, even if there was no So the addition of pe to that, to that concoction doesn't really do anythingcause to me, it's like just like it's all waste anyway, you know what I mean? It is? It is it Literally, look, man, when you're dirty, you're scrubbing off dead skin and bacteria shitting all over you. I

mean, like, what the fuck do you think it is? Like? I also, I guess I don't know people. People are worried about it. I don't get it. I also go to be fair and like a really I'm a I wouldn't say I'm a germaphoe because I'm not that level, but I clean a lot, like my bathroom has to be fucking pristine. I I wipe down my tub, I like bleach it. I do all sorts of ship to my toe like so much Lily is absolutely a fucking germophobe

person, and like, I'm like, I'm a dude. Like I was, like, I'm a dude that like had to deal with like really overly cleanly parents when I was growing up, so I kind of was like I was very more lenient about like making messes. And now right now she's brainwashedman to like if as soon as people are done eating in a house, I have to clean because because if my brain is just I don't want to do it Lily yelling at me or annoying me about it not being cleaned immediately,

so it's soon people done cleaning. I clean like you mom, I means is immediately. Hues like no, Like, I'm like, the moment people have done eating, I will clean where they sat, how clean the dishes and how dry everything. And I just don't have to hear her be like we have to clean now, And I'm like, I want to relax because there's nothing. My trigger is when I sit down to relax and you pull me up from relaxing, it annoys the funk out of me. Look earned

my adulthood. I will do things when I'm damn well fucking ready to do it. Like that is I am not a child anymore. That was literally what I had to go through when I was a fucking child. Or they don't care. Oh I'm playing a game. You're playing an online game that can't fucking pause. I don't give a far this, oh no that. I'm just like I can't do it, and I'll give me a second. But for me, it's the nagging. I understand that it bro well, god bless you, God bless you, because I can't. I don't look

at man the only time. So so uh Jojo just bought something recently. It's the sandwich press thing. It's pretty cool. It looks like a George Foreman grill, but it's designed for to do the for sandwiches R. Yeah. Yeah, it's like that basically. Yeah. And I was like, oh, cool stuff. And then I used it. You know, I was sitting down. She's like, hey, you do me a favorite?

Could you? Could you pack it up? She didn't want me to leave it out, and I was like yeah, and then she texted me a few minutes later like no, I meant like now, not later, and then I was just like okay, nick I I cleaned it. I was like I'm never using this thing again. I'm just I've never I'm never total

because I totally understand that. I love that. I totally understand that reaction where it's like this second for me from here's here's this school thing, use it, and then it's like, oh now it's an obligation this thing. Yeah, because I have the same thing. It's the same thing with like my my George Foreman girl. It was the same thing where it's like I was like, I'm not using this thing ever again. I use it once

and then like just cleaning it was such a hassle. I was like, I'm not doing this, like it sucked all the like convenient my blender sometimes, like I love using my blend all making smoothies, but I hate I make this mooie. It's like, hey, can you clean cause for me personally, my instinct is that when I'm done cooking, I like to clean while I'm cooking or right after I'm done. Me too. Yeah. Unfortunately, that that makes food worse technically because you don't eat it while it's like

really eat it perfect. Yeah, I eat it when it's like already cool because I'm like washing my hands, you know, I'm like doing all my stuff. But for things like for Lilian, she when she cooks, she's like, I want to eat first. For me, I'm like when I because, like, yo, you gotta clean this right now, because that happens, You're gonna forget to clean it and then I'm this and I'm gonna have to clean it. Well what I do now, it's so man, I'm like, if you don't clean it right now, I'll put it in

the fucking bed wet. I will that's crazy. I will do that. I will go that far. I'll go that far. You guys have that might be abused, that might be an abusive thing to do. But she she doesn't do it now. I taught her. I taught her. It's all domestication, the uh. I guess. I guess for me, as like a single guy, I just sort of like I never have enough dishes, you know what I mean to, like, they don't pile up unless

I'm seeing somebody in there here all the time. That doesn't happen because like I'm I immediately clean my stuff when I'm done, or like just straight up like it today, I made eggs in like a pan or whatever out of the pan, you know, what I mean, like, what am I going to thirty edition? That's fine, that's what I don't. Don't do that. That is well, that's I would say that is totally bachelorship because it's that's not that's not. I wouldn't say it's abnormal. I guess I

don't know word I want to use because it's odd. It is odd. But well, here's my thing. I don't like cooking a lot, so I heavily advocate other than big meals when there's like let's do the pastas or whatever the fuck paper plates and plastic uh, the paper plates, paper plates, passage toms of what gives me? I I'm clicking today. I'm cooking, right, I'm cooking tonight because I want to make I want to my meal prep for the week. So I'm cooking tonight. I'm gonna make a

lot of rice. I wanna make a lot of vegetables, and I make a lot of like pant like pan grow like grilled chicken. Right, that's what I'm making for myself tonight. If I had plastic pots and pants, I swear to God, if I can figure it out, if I can still now we get that work, I would do it because because I don't know how a problem doing dishes, because you start doing dishes right and you realize that, like, it's not that maybe you don't live in a big

group people. It's really not that many, you know, not that many. It's like me, it's like me and my girlfriend, you know, every now and it Chris comes over, he might eat, or like my friend Ben or mean, or they might come over and he might no. But even when I come over five, even when I come over to people's places, I rinse my shit like immediately. It's like it's like it's like an extra utensil or to a plate and maybe a spoon. But I hate

being told to do dishes. That's what bothers me. It's being told to do it I'm doing I God damn. I'm pretty lenient where it's like I want to make him they shouldn't be in the shink for more than twenty four

hours. I'm pretty lenient. I'm lenient where sometimes projects something happens, you'll be like, fuck, I gotta go to sleep and I gotta go to work or whatever the thing is. But like I say, twenty four it can't sit for an entire fucking day where it's like broach, twenty four hours have passed by, you had time to do the thing, So it's more of a just now. I've definitely had like a pot. I've definitely had like a pot like soaking for at least like two days before. I definitely,

but I've definitely done it before. I could not imagine doing that now anymore, even at like other people's places, I couldn't imagine doing that now. I feel like I would have a panic attack. Mmmm. I mean it's a good habit, it's good from the ethereal plane, but I can't do this. And I would get up and I'll go and I'll just clean it. They'd find me in the dark in their kitchen cleaning it, like what are you doing? Is like I'm half to she won't stop, and

I'll just keep cleaning it anyway. Don't don't, don't stop your ship down the drain place. Don't double don't. This is called double decker. Is what it's called upper decker? Yeah, the upper decker. That's fucking I Actually, I can't believe I've never heard of that before. Like straight up, because you're not an animal. That's why you're not some fucking f boy that likes to like, you know, stick fingers in your boys asses and say it's a joke, and all that ship you know, your friend to

say, I'm kidding, Yeah, dude, it's so weird. How how gay that ship is? Like actually it's it's gayer than like most gay relationships. I think, like the type of shit they would do to each other, because at least a gay relationship is based on a foundation of like love and trust. This is just literally sucking, fucking and like sticking fingers up asses for no reason. It's insane, just flows anyway, just stroking your boy and you're like, what are you doing? What are you doing?

I made you come on my fucking chin an orgasm for me. You and it's like what I got? You just gave your buddy some pipe and you're like, you're like making one of him. I got you really drunk it there. I took a picture of your fucking penis while you were asleep, and then now it's the background of my phone all the time. Jokes on you like that. Man mat a friend like that, He's like, oh uh, Like I forgot what joke he did, but he just put a

It was a cell phone picture. It was a picture on his cell phone, the flip phone at the angle where it's down so you can see like his torso and his penis, Like his penis is like really superimposed, but then you can see his torso. And so he said something to get you to look at his phone. I can't remember what it was, but he thought it was so funny, and I'm like, I don't. Why is showing your dick to people so fucking funny? Dude? It's like why he

was such a frat boy for no reason. I hated frat boy. Look, if you have a massive penis, I get it, you're just showing off or something. But that nigga was five to two. You know, his penis was a pro for his size. So it's like, what do you what do you even doing? No, you should see that fucking alien guy, that fucking baby alien. What's this name? What's that? It's fucking crazy, does baby I only have a giant penis? Dude? Size

is like it's really disturbing how deceptive that is. Where it's like that is It's weird to me that somebody who's four foot two can have like a like

an eight inch day. It makes no sense to me, right, and then like, uh, there's that red because you have to imagine then that there's like, dude, there's probably like six foot three people with like yeah, dude, there's a red micro penis of like so small dudes complaining about being like six foot five and having an average sized penis which looks like a baby dick on their body. Yeah, that sucks. Like that's that sucks. I have to go to that red and that sounds so funny. Kingston,

your microphone is off, rode in Mike is off. That's his name. That's his name. Don't worry. Oh that's such a stupid fucking name. He got me, Yeah, he got me. God damn retard. Ignore my other question, the impulsive thoughts one. Ignore my question, my other question, if it's in this thread, what are some music covers that clear the original song? In your opinion, Donnie Hathaway's version of Jealous Guy is so much better than anything the Beatles ever made. John Lennon headed coming

Thanks against Holy Ship, Okay, what I always love you? We mentioned Whitney Houston. That is the most true one, right, that's like obviously there's a black sheet by what you call it from Scott program By. Oh No, I don't think it's better, but like, yeah, I think it's better better, that's crazy, but just things are better. She sounds better. I just I disagree. I think she sounds way more produced for sure, but like, I don't think that makes it better. I don't

think it clears it. I'll put it that way. I think it's fine. I think it's good, but I don't think it clears the original Black Sheet every never love the Vandross song because pretty much everything with the Vandrass saying was a cover. He didn't make any of his music, which is insane, and that makes me feel so sad, Like if my grandma wasn't sick and like near near the abyss, telling that to her would kill her. Once in my grandma and I was like, Grandma, you know, every

song with the Vandross sang was a cover. She'd be like huh and she disappear. She would be like, get no, get no, and then she would die. I think it's a hot take, but I actually I listened to the original, not the original. I listened to disturbed version of the Sound of Silence so many times to prepare for my SUSS cover that I actually feel like I enjoy that version of it more than the original now, which I used to always be like, No, I really like the the

moodiness. It's not too it wasn't too dark. It was it was like but I don't know, for some reason, it I it's weird. It's almost like it's just infected me in in a in a way that I'm not completely I don't know how. I don't know how to feel about it. It kind of makes me a little sad. It's because things seeming and game, uncle, you know, they're the men, They're the men. I

guess I've come to talk. I don't know. I think there's some obvious ones that I think come to mind whenever I think of this specific idea or this this this premise. But like, did a cover of what do you do? A cover of a good song? Hmm? Glad you interrupted me for this. I thought I was speaking lower than I was. My apologies. Remember what it is you're saying, But so Mad World by Gary Jeweles I think is probably you know, it's a good one. That's a very

good one. Yeah, I agree, that's the one that and I love just for Fears. I actually like the age that original one too, for like a different reason, but like there's unquestionably like that that Gary Jewels Mad World. It's really fucking special and just it's totally I don't know if it's because of it's the associated with Gears of War in my head or not, but like I'm sure that plays some kind of part of it, but it is just really cool. I think Hurt by Johnny Cash as another one where

like we're like nine inch nails. I like Nails, but like the fact that Johnny Cash covered Crazy, Yeah, so he uh that was when he was working with I think, uh, I think he might have been working with Rick Rubin if I remember correctly, that got him to, you know, start looking into more of hipper stuff, you know, because because Rick Rubin was also was obviously a Deaf Jam founder and stuff. So he's always been like in tune with Ship, Like, I mean, that's one of

the weirdest niggas on the planet Earth. But I mean he's produced some of the dopest albums out there, So you know, what are you gonna do wrong? Last one before I forget Yeah, black Magic Woman, who's the original Fleetwood Mac I didn't know that. Yeah, isn't that crazy? I don't know that. I did know that. I didn't know that. For the longest fucking time, I thought that was Black Magic Woman, Santana. That's a cover of Fleetwood Mac. I thought, though, I never knew

that. That's hilarious. Isn't that crazy that it makes me feel like Santana's a lie? Yeah? Kind of right. I learned that this year, dude. Like I learned that, like I think like a few months ago, because I was like looking up, like it came on like by Spotify Radio, and I was like, this isn't Santana. What the fuck? And I looked at it and it was fucking Fleetwood Mac. And it was from like way Santana's song. What huh? Yeah, that's that's weird.

This is why I tell people by the way that I this is why I say, man, I love I love Fleetwood Mac. I really love that band because they just do a lot of crazy. They do so much good ship that and and even to this day, I'm like, oh fuck, they made they broke black Magic Woman. That's fucking crazy. I really thought that was Santana, like the entire time, such an Afro Latino song confuses.

It's like a Blackest Fans Santana. He's singing and he's some some blue ha you know, like and I'm like, okay, okay, all right, it's okay, nuts and all right. Yes, So I'm sure there's a lot of people I've said, there's a lot of people who didn't know that either. But also honorable our I think our version, I know it's not a cover necessarily specifically, but our version of gaated a radioactive clears.

I think it's clear. It's so good. I'm sorry, and I genuine I'm not saying that it's a joke, by the way, I genuinely do think our version is just way harder and way cooler, actually more waking up ass. And but you can't beat that, man Brown when I slap. The idea of slapping your nuts in preparation, it's crazy. That's a way to live, because how much, dude, I've pete and I've been a little too rough near my balls before, and I had a mile tummy ache.

The idea of slapping in preparation, you gotta get yourself going, man. The idea of put like putting my balls away. Have I been a Luther rough and I've been like, oh man, my tummy hers the idea of waking up even one quick PLoP and then going on the battles insaying to me, how do you guys feel about love song? Three elevens version of love song? I don't think I've ever heard three eleven's version of love song. I don't know, wait, what what? What's love song? So?

You know, whenever I'm alone with you, you make me feel like I am again. Like, but I've never actually heard any of the cure. So the cure, you know, it's it's a great two step eighties fucking you know bop. But three eleven did their reggae version of it. I remember it. Actually there was a music video to it that was tied with that Adam Sandler movie. What was it called The Fifty First States maybe, I think so it came out around that time, and I really I

think I think their version is fucking awesome. I think they, you know, white boys playing reggae still bothers me a little bit, but like three eleven, they're pretty good. Sometimes that's called favorite band. That's one of the favorite bands that it's just like that is called her favorite band for sure, which is It's I think I think it's just so interesting because like, I've never they'd They have some really good songs, like Amber is one of

my favorite. I love the song Amber. It's a great fucking song Investigate. But then there's a song called Down that is one of the worst songs I've ever heard because it has this fucking white boy rapping like but it sounds it's way worse than limb Biscuit. And then you guys might have heard the chorus like no no, no, no, no, no no no no, no, no, no no no down down no no no, Oh my god, I know what that is. They did that, but it

depends. Wait is that is that three elevens down? That's three eleven down? That's so funny, so much. I hate that song, so you know, it's crazy. I really think. I think Eminem has done such damage to white people as a rapper. Then he's done the black Wis rappers because I think he's just barred them from existing in a place because if you're not pip pop, you can't be there. He's gonna himself, He's I

hate I hate you. I I can't believe that this is them. I I have always I forgot about this because I go listen to now, go listen to amber By three eleven. No, I know, I know that one. It's it's okay, it's not it's a good song. And then they put out ship like that, well he congratulations, and I'm like, what the fuck is this? It's so stupid. And I heard on the radio regularly. Oh I'm sorry, man, that's crazy. Hit eleven on the radio regularly today is nuts. Yeah, you like that ship? Right?

They sound like they sound like white people wrapping like black people in the eighties. It's I say, I'm not even being hype, but I hope Colin doesn't. If it's his favorite band, he's got to congratulated. Let's move on, let's move on, let's move on, Let's get out of here. I can't. I can't move on the next question. Oh man, that reignited such a deep blothing Uh drop the soap parentheses. Don't drop the soap. Baby wrote in this is hello ethos pathos and logos logos,

yeah, logs. As a child, I was bewildered as a child that was bewildered by how blatantly deceptive the classic food pyramid was what shallow deceptions bewildered your infantile minds from during childhood. I don't know if I have an answer for this, but like, I just wanted to bring up the fact that that food pyramid is insane. Looking back on it, like it's pretty hilarious. Do you they really had us convinced of the most insane shit in like

the nineties. It just shows you how corrupt everything is. All you can do is pay a little bit of money and be like, put this, put this on as the most important ship when it's it's the one from the nineties set one from nineteen ninety nine. I'm reading it says bread cereal rice pasta should have six to eleven servings day. The fuck why we got so fucking fat? It is futi insane, crazy thing. I realized that blew my mind that when I was little, my brain couldn't conceptualize it, and

I took time. When I realize the inside of an igloo was warm, it made my brain hurt really bad. I guess relative like it's insulated, so like the heat doesn't escape, so it can get warm. You can ride a fire in there and it'll warm it you'll be warm. And I was like how. And then when I found out that the way that the way that like the way that water works, how it freezes and keeps things alive in the lower parts, I was like, how, how how it do that? Isn't it cold? You do that? Ain't it cold?

How it do that? Because I because I was because I would always think about, like, oh, when winter comes, everything's gonna die because it's gonna get too copred. So the be out there, but no, fish just go under and they live in a warm water below not up top. And I'm like, how how you do that? How you how you learn? The world is crazy? Scientists? Wow? Water and jen was a

wild fucking thing. Everything's nuts, man. When you think about how like when you actually start thinking about how things work, you're like, oh, yeah, this is this. I mean it might as well be. It might as well be, even though there's like an explanation for like most things, it's you know, microwaves literally, like I'm kind of a microwave. If you said that's somebody four hundred years ago, they would kill you. Radio waves. It still baffles me. It just doesn't make sense to me.

It doesn't. It just like it does make sense because I've learned about it, but just as a concept, like for example, when we started tapping into bluetooth and and then air dropping when that became a thing, it's just I'm like, what the how How am I able to transfer so much shit with no effort at all? It blows my fucking mind. It's I

don't get it. I feel like that's all everybody felt when we went from the analog to like digital, like say like chips, when people started using things that were like, wait, how am I storing this much data on something so fucking tiny? I don't even that shit seems alien to me? Nothing, Like none of this shit makes sense to me when I when I

really think about it. Yeah, honestly, Like it's so funny how much like even just the the the base form of a lot of what we consume as far as like media goes, like its original form to me is like infinitely more mystical and magical than what is objectively true about how we consume it today, which is just like kind of through the air and like you know what I mean, It's like, oh, you send me an email and it's a file, right, or like you send me a song through an

email and it's a file and I can download it. That I understand. Like that is like a crazy thing. But at the same time to me, to me, it's crazier that people were like, oh, let's like take wax and then scratch sound onto it and then we'll just re scratch the sound back when we want to hear it again with a needle and like a you know what I mean, Like, its just yeah, I think everything you need to do that seems that it seems where it's almost that's crazier.

That is, that is crazy. But I think the entire idea of the modern concept. Does it dawn on you, how muche you are one hundred percent because effectively you're putting nothing, You're practically putting nothing. That thing has no physical value at all on the something, and then something appears there because of ones and zeros. I'm not. I am very, very self aware

of the fact that what is happening now is infinitely more im ppressive. It's just to me, the thought process of even figuring out that thing in the first place. There Oh, look like, oh I know how to make

sound, I know how to make a record. I'll press wax with microsopic fucking dibots and somehow record that onto just all of that shit like everything people is watched a documentary of that because of how just wild of a concept it is when you think about it, And even after I was finished watching it, I'm just like, I still don't feel any better about this because it's it's just something like us in our lifetime if we live like one hundred years,

It's like, are we gonna do anything that fucking phenomenal? Because that is such a phenomenal thing to have figured out, like I need this, I need a magnet, I need this stuff, and then to get this to work, to actually make that process that is such a phenomenal thing to figure out. I'm like, bro, I what's crazy? And I can figure out how to shoot come for like six feet? I think that would

be the closest what dang, I would you know? Crazy? Is that at that point with technology where that next, that next like what the fuck moment is going to change how we live entirely? Like that next, like what do you think is going to be medicine? I think that that adapts to your body like a one size fits all kind of a thing. Like like that, like what people are saying they were going to do with nanotech, like they were gonna get inject boxing you that will eradicate whatever is ailing

you. I don't. I don't understand that technology well enough, but I can understand how like very like Meda. Kingston will say he doesn't understand it well enough. I don't understand it at all, So I don't have that like technology, technology in general is not my forte I think about. I really, it really bothers me how little I I think so much. I overthink myself to death a lot of times, but I don't really think about

like how things work really, you know what I mean? Like I don't fully know a lot, but you don't know much, you know, right, I don't know much. I don't know a lot. I feel like I feel like I understand a lot about like you know, emotions and shit like that, but like I don't know. I could never Like if if I went back in time to like the nineteen twenties with the idea of like the smartphone, I wouldn't be able to capitalize that on that at all,

you know what I mean? Like there would be nothing I could fucking do to be like, oh, well, because I would be like, oh, I have I have this idea for like a device that has everything on it and like you could call people on it, you can send people messages, and somebody'd be like, great, how do you make it? I'd be like, I have I have no fucking idea. I really, I don't know the first fucking thing on how the phone works? Really? Yeah? The camera, Yeah, the camera. I want to make a camera.

And I was like, hmmm, it's crazy. I don't I don't understand any of that. Ship I understand like complex molecules. I can probably put a few of those together, and I might miss one or two one or two things, but I'll get close. It is easier for me. It is easier for me to it is easier for me to like break down like how biological things work than it is for me to break down like how computer works. Honestly, like, I really have no fucking I don't know.

It's weird, you know what I had to do. So my old my old PC was having some issues and I think the startup button's fucked up right now. And so I was looking at my model of my of my motherboard and I was like all right, so trying to find where I could uh, you know, four start it, and like usually I was like, all right, there's a way to do it, and then trying to locate it because everyone will saying, oh, you gotta find the thing,

and they'll have the label on it. Mine doesn't. It doesn't have a label where it shows the specific pins you need to usually take a screwdriver, touch these pins, it'll four start it or whatever. And I just felt so fucking stupid when I'm trying to like really understand. I actually broke out the manual and started reading it, and I'm like, this, just this one piece is so fun. I'm like the way that people make these things

it fit like it doesn't. It's so where I'm like, I feel like a redneck where they get the pieces to the car and they can assemble it, but you know, they're not building the catalytic converter or the fucking it.

You know, they're not building all of the pieces. They're getting the pieces and then they're assembling it together, which is as close as what when people talk about building pieces and there's some weird tribal like thing to it, like it's some type of a what did you what do you call a rite of passage? Or I'm like, you're basically stacking fucking legos. But if you're stacking lego and you're not, actually they're they're not the lego, they're

not. They're not soldering, they're not they're not they're not they're not balancing the charge, not childge, they're not balancing a wattage on things they're not doing obviously. No, That's why like when people feel the way like oh you you didn't build your PC, and I'm like, what the fuck's the difference? All? The only difference is because I could, literally I've taken apart my PC, I could put it back together. Why is that so

fucking impressive? I don't understand, Like, if you enjoy doing it, fair play, I'm not even shitting on you. It's the whole when you talk about PC master race, right, those people, there's a certain vibe of people that act like it's there, it's a thing, and they're doing something where I'm like, it's just a hobby, bitch. And same when

people build cars, it's a hobby. But them niggas, they you don't really know how to build a car, not really there's like a handful of people that can like build everything from scratch, like if like if society fail, you'll be like, hey, Bail and Tyler are the two people we know that can put together a combustion engine. I read something recently. I'm alive. We need them here, right, I read something recently, And

and the specifics of this might be all over the place. My information in my head's kind of all over the place, but the general idea is that like there's this guy. There's this one guy who is almost solely responsible for making or understanding like the chemical compounds of like this very specific type of glue that's used in like like a high like ninety nine percent of our infrastructure, and only he knows how to make it. And he's like fucking old,

so like if he just dies like that. There have been instances where like only one person understands how to do something and they have to spend like millions and millions and millions of dollars on researching how to get to get to that point because the person was just like not willing to share that information or or like something that's happened, at least a few that's happened should be free times, Okay, I should be tortured. I feel like I feel like that's

happening. Actually right now, it's happening actually right now with with I'm sure you guys have seen it, like you know Waltson grammet uh and like the studio that does that claymation stuff, that clay, the specific clay that they used to make that stuff is made by one factory and they're going to close soon and no one knows how to make it. I heard I heard people

in that, and I was like, that's crazy. So Claymation might die unless like millions of dollars go into like researching like how how to fuck it or like reverse engineering that Sam Fisher, who's Sam Fisher of the United States? Right now, go get Ghost for I don't remember which one end is ghost British? All right? Am I five? Or whatever? Am I six? Whatever the fuck is going on right now? Just don't we have real life people to slap the sin out of his balls. Slap the slap

the flaming fuck out of his balls. Bro like steel the plans to the point that his balls look like they look like feel like they've been high fived, like slap his balls to they're bright and red like Rudolph's nose. People just withholding information, People that think that I don't want to teach other people's stuff is so insane in me, because you are going to die one day and you're going to be gone. You are not going to exist. Why

on earth do you think it's okay for you? It is with whole information that will help the rest of society exist. That's so. Do you think do you think greed and hoarding is a human trait that some people kind of just inherently have or do you think that yeah, and wrestle with that concept. I think some people are just greedier than other people. I think greed is a human trait, and I think, like a lot of our base or human traits, we are capable of overcoming them and understanding that they're dumb

because we're not simple apes anymore. We have society. But I think a lot of the times we don't attempt to try to get over these stupid, like monkey instinct things that we go through, and it is really annoying. Do you think, uh, there is because I feel like it's coupled with a lack of morality or do you think or sorry and a lack of well, I guess I would say morality, but also what I'm really meant to say is empathy, Like say, like I guess, let me ask you,

do you think these people are conscious of how immoral that is? Or do you think they just don't even think about it? Like see, I don't think understand it? Like yeah, like because that's the part that I have the hardest. It does it doesn't make sense to me personally, or like if I have a resource that I know that could truly help the world, or if I had billions of dollars and I know that me and my kids could not use that probably twenty generations down the line. Like I'm just

I can't hold on to this money. It's fucking useless. But then the other people that can just do it and know that indirectly they're causing people to suffer. And it's it's something that I'm like, are they are you conscious of this? Have you not? If someone not ran into you and told this to you that, do you not know? It's it's fascinating to me. Yeah, it's fascinating to me. Well, I'm like, hey, you give them, give them the pudding or the of the plate. The

Plato. Give them the fucking Plato. Give the glue. Just give them the fucking glue. Just god damn. That's that's what the people that can AI is going to know more than we are. I don't think like I think it as like everything that computers know people know, you know, for the most part, fast people know is that the AI would be able to act as easier and people will be of access it. That's a scary thing because the computers can sent information people each other with each other way faster than

a person can call and explain. So money is going on, you know. But the whole thing about like like computer builders they're like, yeah, AI will have information, but like we're humans. Did you see that thing where like the AI the AI art is inbreeding. Now have you seen have you seen this? This is the last thing we can then we can get off and we can we can leave. But I think it's interesting. So there's there's so much a no no, no, no no. So there's

so much AI. So AI art is obviously trained by you know, scouring the internet looking for images. So like, oh I want my AI to draw a picture of a tree, and so it will scour the internet for every picture of a tree and then it will draw something based on those images. Now there are so many AI there are so many AI versions or so many AI generated images of so many things that now the AI moms are being trained on those AI images and the results are getting worse because they're basically in

breeding. They're basically using you know, AI art of a tree to understand what a tree looks like. And as a result, it's starting to draw trees wrong, and it's like starting to fuck up all these things that they were getting really good at before. Just itself, it's super fucking interesting. But uh yeah, anyway, just to kill itself. Let a I do its own work and make itself die. Take my gay cover job. Don't don't take my don't take don't take our job. Last question, we can

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friends giving that we do. We have a we have a tradition of we watch the Spider Man movies in no particular order necessarily, but we just watched all of them because the first movie is a Thanksgiving movie, and we just get high and really drunk and we all watch Spider Man and they all get

better every single time we watch them. But there's like I was like going down into like some rabbit hole about like some of the deleted scenes from Spider Man three and all the deleted Spiens scenes from Spider Man three are so good. It's like upsetting the fact they're they're taken out as insane. Yeah,

it's it's really kind of time. Yeah, you can't tell that Raimi was just not allowed to do this is the thing, right, I'm I'm like I was someone that said I don't think Sam Raimi would be a very good job. We can't talk about this right now. We'll wait, We'll wait for the next time. We'll wait for the next time. Yeah, that's good. That's that's a topic. I just yeah, it's a very it's

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