#190: Kevin McCallister vs Mowgli

Hey, look he said little dead mean alrighty, look at that little clap saying huh but Gina more sp sperm, hon, I choose you. I don't know sperm com it was go COM's sperm sperm and then for Trumps it can be what is it spunks? Spunks is good so stupid? Anyway, Welcome, Welcome to the start Tech podcast. A way to start off for the month of well, it's not for the month of November. We're gonna be doing several podcasts this week, but it's November. We're approaching on Thanksgiving

solely, but surely it was election day yesterday. I think I don't care uh buzz for local stuff, for local stuff, which is actually more important than the president. But like when people don't care, people don't care enough about like to the point where like you're probably hearing about that for the first time from this show that it wasn't even election day. The people who are actually pay attention were Ohio wands or Ohio I don't know how you say it,

ohioans. Ohians. I got so many text messages from the Conservative Party in New York begging, begging for me, like please make weed illegal, please it's like, yeah, that's great. Yeah, sure you're gonna get me. You gotta be over there. No, man, So what happened? Well, well, actually, before we get into anything, that happened,

and we're obviously going to be focusing. So I don't know if we've communicated this to everybody, but we've communicated this internally and maybe, like I think we might have talked about it a little bit on air, But I just want to make this clear too. We are kind of moving towards a more question oriented format for the show because we get so many questions now the show's explo and by the way, awesome news. Thank you for that.

It allows us to do two episodes. Part of the reason why even part of the reason why we're doing two episodes is just to get to all these questions in the first place, because there are so many. So if you're jumping onto the Patreon tier at the I think five dollars level is the audience participant where you can get a chance to get your question around on the show.

We do try. I try my best to get to every single person, but at the same time, it's like there are just questions that are just either two verb like some of you write paragraphs, man, and like, I appreciate it, but we want to get everybody's question read. We also want to get as many questions in per show. And if there's like one question that's like five minutes long to read, I'm I'm not going to I'd rather get five more questions in, you know what I mean. Obviously

that's the plan. It there's always turn out that way. Sometimes we get to one question and sometimes we get through like fucking fifteen in one episode. It's kind of scattershot that way. But I just want to let you guys know, if you're writing in, we do see you when we are trying to get you in. But there are a lot of you. So make your question a fucking banger and uh and you'll you'll be in there, man,

You'll be in there as simple as that. Don't write uh the entirety of of mice and men, and you'll you'll get in there, you know. Yeah, as long as it's a good question and I don't have is there's minimal edits that I have to make for spelling and stuff. Uh yeah, and it's all something that you know that we probably can't read. Yeah, right, Yeah, that's a really huge thing. Don't ask, don't ask stupid ask silly questions, but not stupid ones. Well that's bad advice.

Listen, just just if you think the question is good, get it. But like at the same time, it's like you could ask sometimes sometimes we're gonna miss sometimes we're gonna miss you, and so you can try again. Like I do have a bias towards people who have not asked questions before.

If there's like a new name that I don't recognize, I do have a bias to try to get that in Above people that I know have had their question, Like Nicky Ziggy gets her questions right out all the time, to the point where it's like, well fu Niki Ziggy, Like, who cares? You know that's one of our actual friends. Well that's why I can say that is because we know this person in realize she's the joke. Sweetie cries, she cries. She calls live during the show and she just

cries up a storm. While we said it during this while was it a recording? I was like, how did you hear that that he calls right now? What? Yeah? Anyway, so we are moving towards a question oriented show. Format, and uh, that's why there are so many episodes. That's also why, like you know, we're trying to get everybody. So just make it, make it a good question, and then there will be no question. There will be no problem. Like like here's one from

Chris. It's Marcus, we lost another Carmine to a giant worm. Sea is fine, but there are only twenty three left, he wrote in he says, hello, dumb, dumber and indispicable, inescapable, black hole of bad takes. What do you think Jerry Seinfeld's take on the Israel situation is not the actor the character. Maybe George and o'lady can get it on it too. That was See, that's one where I'm like, I don't know

what to say about this. I don't know, Like like I looked at that question, I was like, that's a that's an that's an amusing question. I have no idea. I don't think any of them give a shit at all personally, would be my read on that. On that group of people, they're terrible people. They don't care about anything. There's just like, oh, Israel whatever, I'm not there, you know, like these Jews are doing us. Jews don't really like Peanuts on air. Where the

better Jews? Where the better juice New York jus from real ancient Jews. We don't know the prospect of an ancient Jew like old guy, he's like really funny, uh hilarious, he is. He is objectively the theiest man in the room. EVENO was seven hundred years old. Uh well, I guess that would be inherently hilarious. We kept him alive that long? All right, let me see today. But before we get into more questions, did anything happen at all? Like that's even worth talking about? I can't.

I feel like nothing like outside of I think I know Grendeth thought of five is is? I guess it's actually not. Yeah, Grenthelt was six. Sorry, gred thought of six is getting a trailer next next month or something, so like whatever, I guess, I guess that's happening. That is going to selling a million units in like three seconds, by the way, it's over was it is fucking It's going to be bigger than five. It's gonna be bigger than five for sure, which is crazy. Five was

already that came so long ago. Dude five came out for the three sixty dude literally came out ten years ago. Literally came out ten a decade ago, twenty thirteen. I remember, and I remember being like, whoa, this is cool, and then I remember I got poorted to PS four and Xbox One. Then it got poorted to the fucking PS five and an Xbox Series X. I'm like, Yo, what the hell for real? This is crazy. I think I can't think of a game that's lasted that long.

Like that might be the longest generationally lasting video game ever. I thought might have had non Sorry no, I was gonna say Destiny would have had it if they didn't do Destiny too, because like that was three sixty to PS four or whatever. But like GJ five is the only one that I can think of. It's been like fucked maybe Minecraft, I guess longest non MMO for sure, that's well Skyrim also yeah, yeah, actually yeah, I inched it just by a little bit. In that case, Minecraft is

out out of it for way longer though. Switch I think there was a switch version. When did the switch version of of of Skyrim come out? Skyrin come out? Yeah, that was like twenty seventeen. I think twenty eighteen was that the last one twenty eighteen though, that was okay, that was I think, okay, Well, I could be wrong. Remember they made the Alexa version that actually exists. Is that real? Ame? I think? I don't. That doesn't sound real, I think so, I

think. I think I could be wrong. But I remember seeing people be like Alexa play Skyrim and it would do it and it would like do it would be and it would be like a like kind of like a it would be like a like a blind person's video game where the game would like describe it to you where it would be like you're in a cave and then you go, like I move forward. It was like D and D almost, I guess, but I don't know if that's real. I thought that was

like a meme because of like how how it was everywhere. It's like, oh, you could play it on your friedge, you could play on your pregnancy test. Oh man, you could pray is it the adventure Skyrim? Actually it's real, but it's real. It's actually they actually did that. That's kind of awesome. Honestly, I did not expect that to be real. I thought there was like a meme. AWA. Anyway, there's nothing

going on, no one's dead, No one hilarious died. So I guess just we'll stick to questions, all right, Yeah, so let's see, let's still lead. They'll lead it. They'll probably a lot of times within the questions there's some hot topics and shit, yeah, they kind of they kind of kill it. Uh, game game us be like, okay, so wait a minute, this name is already fucked. I would say, okay, so gay Muse be like I I can't get this thick dick out of my ass. It's like some kind of gainess has started to evolve.

Wrote in I don't know what muse song that's referencing, but I'm sure it's something that I'll kick myself for not recognizing. Uh anyway, that that person wrote in and they said, keeping it brief so I can finally get my question read. There you go, There you go. You see, you see how it works like magic, almost as if that was the main prerequisite. He goes, how old were you when you realize you were interested in girls? I was talking with my buddies and they think I'm weird for having

actual intentions. So yeah, I was about nine. I think that's about the time that you probably have an idea, right, I think by day you can tell, because dude, you can tell kids are gay when they're like seven, you know what I mean. Like it's it's fucking immediately obvious. Like when I first friend, my first friend in elementary school, I didn't know exactly what gay was then because obviously I didn't know the concepts of sexuality. But once I got older and knew what, I was like,

oh, yeah, he was super gay. He was super gay. In elementary school, it was like yeah, yeah, but gone, gone. I mean, that's it. That's the question. That's it. I I don't know, man, I don't know if I have a I feel like I knew pretty fucking early, yeah, but I also don't know what. I think. I must have been like eight or nine probably, but it wasn't It wasn't like I didn't understand like that. I didn't want to do

that because I didn't understand what that was or care about it. I wanted my Spider Man toys, you know, But what sex was there was a just like I feel like everybody almost by default has an uncle in their family that's like a porn attic pervert type. Uh. And if you if you don't if if the only reason you don't have that is because you probably are estrange to them, but they're they're out there. And so my uncle did did not hide his porn stash at all. It was it was under his

bed, but it wasn't like it was so easily accessible. So I'm a little kid, I'm an elementary school. I don't know exactly how old that was, but I remember specifically, and I might have mentioned this before, but there was two that I watched. There was one because it was it was a parody of the Rocketeer called the Cockettier, So of course I want to watch that. That's just stupid. Of course. Then there was one

called Starbanger, so I was like, what the fuck is this? And it was a gang bang and this is how like, you know, how I didn't understand sex. Where at the very end of it, I remember thinking, why did they pee all over her? But it's like that doesn't even look like piss, you know, as an older person, he thought it was like a movie, and it's like it's like, oh man, they got the piss wrong. These directors don't even know what piss looks like.

They're so stupid, just such a kid that understanding, but not the other part of the understanding. Yea, like, understand this director sucks, but not that that's come and not piss that is you don't know what the comments at that point, Yeah, I know, what was your limited amount

of information that you've retained. It has to just make up the rest of this party, Like, well, I know what piss is because I pee all the time, So I'm assuming that's what it is, because that's what's coming out of their wieners, even though it's clearly not the same color, does not look like you just assume something like maybe there's something wrong with them or something like you know what I mean, like maybe they're all sick and

that's what this is. But a child, oh my god, to be that innocent look at some like someone fucking nutting in a girl's face, violently going Honestly, I remember, I remember being in Yonkers at the time, so it was before I was ten or before I was eleven, so like, I remember this very vividly. I think it was like nine, and I stumbled across hen Ti. I stumbled across specifically Balma because I was looking for dragon ball Z stuff. I don't know what the fuck I was looking

for exactly. But I was just like, oh man, the internet's crazy. You could look up anything. I want to see dragon Ball stuff. And then I found dragon Man I found Yeah, I was I think I was looking you know what I was looking for. I was looking for dragon Ball A f Do you remember that? Of course, dragon Ball AF was like the the idea of like the thing after GT or the thing after Z, where it's like no one what it was. People knew it away.

It was bullshit. It was like a fan thing. But like, so you know, it's the person Toyotaro, the person that created a dragon Ball AF ended up creating Super. I think I remember hearing dragon Ball Super. That makes sense, yeah, the but anyway, so it was this rumor that I heard about, like, oh man, the next dragon Ball series. Oh my god, I look this up and I was looking around at stuff, and I just found this picture of Balma just getting fucking railed.

I don't remember by who or what, but like tits were out and everything. I'm like, I remember staring at him being like I like this, but I have nothing to do with this. I can't do anything with this information. I just remember being like this is cool. I'd like to see more of this, but I don't know what I'm seeing. And then I just kept going. I kept looking for other I just kept going, looking

for other dragon Ball stuff. I almost wasn't even distracted by it. But like, that was the first time that I had an inc was like, oh, tits are great, you know what I mean? I like that whatever that is. I don't know what I do, it's it's it's exactly

that. I don't know if you if you guys are fans of King of Fighters, but uh my was my Like that made me realize how awesome tits are, like to the point where I had a yeah, like I had a uh since king since King of Fighters and Street Fighters sometimes crossover, they had a couple of games too, U S and K and then the other version where the street Fighters people were made into uh King of Fighters sprites,

which is super cool, super cool. I forgot what that game is called, but whatever, It's just like rare to see them in that style, which really cool. But anyway, that chick, her tits are always bouncing around on her top and stuff, and anytime she was drawn, her tits were so fucking big, bigger, than ivy. They were just so ridiculous.

It was to the point where but they would draw them bigger than ives, like they're not actually canonically bigger than ivies, but they dropped the thing about the thing about mys, like, look, I've studied these, all right, I've studied these. Ma has big titties, but Maya is also bent forward, so you see the cleavage and they and so and her fighter stance makes them, yes, jiggle right a bit ivy in so caliber threes,

tits are so hilariously big. They're so hilariously big that they are like there's no person that's seen that characters, matel I wasn't like, yo, what the fuck? What are those? They definitely they look like engorged balloons. They're inflated, and I appreciate it. It made me. It's one of those things that like, I actually don't I always say this as a mantra. It's not even a mantra. But I just like saying tits are a plus, but an asses a musk, like I'm an ass man.

I really like, uh, of course matter, but tits is always a wonderful plus. So when you see like massive titties, I'm always appreciative, but I don't need And it's mainly because of me being into like being in a combat sports and watching so many like actual athletes and when I, you know, was really sexually awakened in high school, uh like say my major. You know, it probably starts more in middle school, but like say, high school is when you're like, I'm looking for a pussy now kind

of a thing I would watch. Uh So every four years I would watch the Olympic Games and these are the tippy top athletic women, fucking track poll voting, uh gymnastics, and their asses are fucking incredible, but they had no tits. So like the whole thing was That's kind of what my mind wired to where I'm like, I appreciated Giant Ivy tits fantastic, love that ship, but the ass just it just does more for me. Man. It just you see my rainbow Mikaz finisher and in her super in a in

a in five and she found a five. That's how I want to die. That's one I want to die. Have you seen that? Chris her super Rainbow Mika She's the blonde wrestler and if you just look at her, her finishing move in her super in in in five now crush you with their asses, And I was like, this is exactly how I want to die like that islous. I'm not even joking. That's that's how I would prefer to that. But that is insane. That such a wild Yeah, it's

just like it's the best way to go out. I always say, like, if you're gonna have to die, I hope you can die in like euphoria as well. Like you there's some sort of bliss involved in it, like you're coming or you're getting crushed by an ass or let's you know, tits or something's going on. Yeah, I guess I have no idea where to go for Beard's. It's just so something's been bothering me, and it's not about sex anymore. It's the very beginning the uh, the Gentleman's name

because the mew song. Just say it. I'm pretty sure it's hysteria. Could you say it again? I comma, So it's two eyes. I I can't get this thick dick out of my ass. It's like some kind of gayness has started to evolve. I don't know what it is. Oh no, that's definitely not that. I only know a handful of new songs. To be fair, like, I'm not really like you know every new song that I've heard. I really like I can't get this stick out of my ass. Damn, I like, I like how inquisitive you said that

line? So inquisitively. I can't get this stick out of my ass. It's like solid snake. All right, Yeah, I don't know. I Well, we'll we'll figure out. He'll he'll have to uh complain to us about not getting it. Uh, okay, anyway, that a mean lesbian road, and he says, hello, slut, skank and swing. All right, let's relax. Let's fucking relax a little bit. Okay, this is not it's not fair. You don't know me. I want to know if he so he wrote. He writes, I want to know if you

have any memorable Thanksgiving stories for me. I have the amazing memory of my aunt and uncle having a w W E SmackDown type fight in the middle of my grandparents house, where my aunt grabbed the nearest dining chair and threw it across the kitchen at him because she found out he was cheating on her on Thanksgiving. Dude, ya, there's always some bullshit on Thanksgiving, man,

there's always I've never had anything like that. My Thanksgivings are all really underwhelming or just like completely fine, very what do you mean, very normal? Some bullshit, it's always some other number of my friends and my friends, it's always fine. With my family, there's always some bullshit. Something always happens and I'm like, what the fuck Me and my cousins come back from

getting high or something like that. I come back from like work, and I'm like, hey, I just want to eat in and something's happening, and I'm like, oh my god, And I just go to the basement and hang out with my cousin, hang on my cousins and like play video games. So everybody's done already, gonna be go up and eat. Yeah, you always hear about like arguments and stuff. I did have one one

thing. So my family is ultra religious on both sides, but typically I would spend most of the time on my dad's side with that extended family, and yeah, they're very fire and brimstone and all this stuff. So it was actually kind of interesting how one of my cousins he is one of you. When you use the word flamboyantly gay. Right, he's like poster boy. He's like one of those guys where it was also kind of nice to

see my family not giving him shit for being so out. But this guy was also weird in a way that he brought over the let this I think this was twenty twenty one or twenty twenty. He brought over this guy that he was quote unquote seeing, I guess, and he looked and behaved exactly. Do you guys remember the episode of It's Always Sunny where Dee was dating a retarded rapper. Do you remember that? Oh my god, yeah,

yeah I do. Yeah, No, the whole thing, like, she didn't notice that he was retarded until they pointed it out and then she started seeing. This is one of my favorite scenes when she starts like he's watching cartoons. He's laughing uncontrollably, his hands looking all fucked up and stuff, so that he brings up with him. But uh, this guy dressed up in like hip hop kind of style, like urban clothing, white as shit, totally gone. He's he's slow, and I was just like, this

is weird. This looks like one of those JF type situations where he kind of, you know, his significant other is somebody who doesn't really understand what

they're in, what they're involved. So and he was trying to just watched the basketball game and they got into an argument and kind of there was a storming out thing, and I was it was the most awkward shit ever because I'm like, Okay, this is weird because this guy is probably having gay sex and he you know, he's not gay, like the vibe that he's like kind of just going along with him because who knows, maybe he's getting bought some clothes or some shit. But it was like, this is fucking

weird. And uh, that was the only time. The only time I ever had a weird Thanksgiving was that that's pretty bad, though. That's pretty wild. Like for me, it's just like my aunts and my sister get into arguments and there's everybody screamator in Spanish and I'm kind of just like, dang, that's crazy. I'm like downstairs just like trying to get to on rice and peace, like that's what he trying to get my rice and piece

and I played someone started yelling like I sit down. I'm like waiting, and then it's me and like my other cousins just like wondering what's gonna stop, and they we're like, yeah, what do you do today? And I'm like I don't know, Like you want to go smoke? We go smoke weed, walk back home from smoking weed, and then like they're done arguing, like uh, finally can we eat? And like we eat if

we just like giggle around on the table for hours. Everybody's out high out of their minds, but it's always like some sort of spat between Like my particularly my sister and my aunt. They always argue, and I'm just like, uh, that's cool. That's why I'm not there anymore. I'm free. Yeah, we have no I just haven't. Yeah, my family is just so normal, I guess in comparison, like they're they're they They argue, but they don't fight. It's weird, Like I don't know how to

explain it. Like they'll make fun of each other constantly throughout dinner for like saying some dumb shit or like just like that's a dumb like where'd you read that fucking natural inquire? What are you stupid? Or whatever, But it's never like it never gets to the point where like it feels like an actual like hostile place. So like I would remember hearing I remember hearing stories about

like people's Thanksgiving being like fucking awkward or really terrified. It's like I don't understand what the fuck they're talking about, Like I can't even remote relate to it. But this is around the topic of a Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Rodin. He says, optimal Thanksgiving meal. Amazing question. I'll tell you mine.

I'll tell you mine, right, take your mind real quick, easy, easy, okay, First and foremost, all right, there are certain things that have to be there, right, Like I have my own rendition of what I have, but other things have to be there. You have to have cranberry sauce. You gotta have turkey, have yams, mac and cheese. Yes, it's the first thing. Then you have to have what's the last thing, mac and cheese, yams, turkey stuffing. Yeah, so

just the basic stuff. Yeah, So basically Thanksgiving talking about optimal like no wasted, nothing wasted. We got some curry chicken bro off cuff curry chicken stew it a little bit delicious, right and peace. Bro I'm also very Caribbean guys for before you guys look at me, you gotta have some panil, bro, another guy, a little bit of panil. You know, I even like, huh, it's not me. That's you only have curry chicken and what you call you don't have curry chicken and panil. Those are

the ones me to have. But you were so the stuff that you were listening off. That's not at yours. You were just listening. That's just like, that's just Thanksgiving for people like we all we all know what Thanksgiving is. The question is Thanksgiving meal? That it was your meals? Like call of greens and smoke turkey. Bro Okay, see, that is the only way turkey makes it in anywhere near my smoke turkey, brod fucking roasted turkey sucks, cock Man. Shout out to my grandpa, bro. Shout

out to my grandpa from the South, bro, South Carolina. Grandpa that taught us about that ship, that gave my grandma that recipe that she gave to us. Because Colin Green to smoke turkey goes fucking byananas, Bro, it's pretty good. Smoke turkey is the only smoke turkey, the only way, the only Turkey's mind, it boggles my mind that people like turkeys. Turkey is not how drying. It depends that you cook it. People. What happens that it's easy for it to dry out because of how long you

cook turkey, it dries out. That's just what happened. It's just no, you can do it well. Though, you can do it well. I've had the thing about it though. It's like, this is the reason why our friends, because you gotta baste it so much, you gotta constantly base it. My friends, this is the reason. This is the reason me and my friends started chickens giving instead. Chicken. Chickens giving is way better. It was like everybody's just like, listen, let's all make it.

It's it's it's not limited to chicken necessarily. It's like we do it on Friday. We do it on the Friday. But we're just like the rule specifically is no turkey, No turkey. No one likes fucking turkey. We don't have the facilities and the time or the the fucking income to smoke one because it's expensive to smoke anything. Yeah, relative to time and all that stuff. An inferior it is just an inferior bird. Yeah. I think that fury is good. Is all right, It's it's all good.

But it's just why not, let's have some fucking chickens. Man, they're easier. Yeah, So what we would do, what we would do is what we would do is we would have all sorts of chicken dishes. So like some one of us would I would make wings, like specifically, and I would like marinate them. I would marinate them specifically in like hot sauce and then fry them so that way they were still hot. They were still like really hot, but they wouldn't get all over your fucking fingers, so

you wouldn't need like e eighty five napkins to eat them. So I would make wings. Other friends would make tenders, curry, chicken, uh, any anything, and then it would be like mac and cheese and stuffing. Mean, I got a soft spot for stuffing. I like stuffing a lot. I like, I don't care about Thanksgiving food at all, like all the It's not that I don't like it, it's just it's so not if it's outside of Thanksgiving. I don't eat any of that ship like I don't.

I don't ever go to the store to pick up cranberry sauce. This stuff. I definitely never does it. It tastes good to me. I just when do you do you guys? Eat it often like that would rather that's my whole thing where I'd rather to me, it's not like a delicacy to the point where it's like, oh, I have to complete it this one time of year. I'd rather just have like something that I enjoy even more. And I feel like, let's be real, guys, tradition is

stupid in all accounts, like it's it's stagnation. There are some traditions. Look at the people do things for the sake of it's just old. And what I'm meaning is you can just tweak and alter them. You don't have to. But a lot of times people don't want that because well, the tradition says we do this, and I say, who the fuck cares? Weird Cranberry sauce specifically, I never felt particually feeling like like I like it tastes fine, but I hate the texture. I agree the text slides weird

because it's like slimy but also rough at the same time. It's kind of weird. It's like it's it's like what you imagine where your bone marrow and blood does. Yeah, it's weird, but like I like, I like the traditional foods, like for like, for one, thing traditional for us is what you call it for me is rice and peas for things you thing that's like a very conditional thing for like me being Jamaican, and it told me and we always we always eat that ship I love. I mean,

if it ain't black eyed peas, get that ship away from you. Well it is, it's right, it's right, black eyed peas is your then I mean, what invite me? I mean, because that's you're coming this year, you better be. You better be down here this year. It's the twenty fifth, So make sure you're in town ship that's in like soon I'm going to be out of town, Okay, I mean, yeah, I don't. I don't. Yeah, I'll do that because bro, I

don't. This is gonna sound so I just gonna sound so weird. But I just don't fuck with my I just don't fuck with my family like anymore. Uh. They're just they're just just interesting. They're too in, they're too out there for me, which is for a long time I didn't fuck with my So happened is that my uh my, I was very much like the rebellious kid in my family. For a long time, I was onest, like I want to do what I want. I don't listen to anybody.

My grandma often was right about ship. But the thing is that she was. She's a she's a she's the patriarch. So the way to you explain things would be very like I'm right and you're wrong. You're stupid, you don't know what you're talking about, instead of like trying to convince me, like, hey, I've done this already, dude, trust me. It's not as smart as you think it is, right because I and that's just the problem with a lot of parents. They don't understand how to parent.

They just think that like enforcing is what you do, instead of like explaining, yeah, there's like there's like right. A lot of people don't understand that they can they really can just reason with kids. It is really frustrated. Like I like youngest, it's hard, but when you get older you can. Like a teenager, I feel like even I think even when you're it's hard because even when you're eight, even when you're eight, nine,

ten, stuff like that. It's like I think, like I don't know, like I remember specifically being the idea that you would argue about it with a kid about this at all is insane. But I remember specifically, like in math classes because I hated math classes. I'd be like, I'm never gonna use like so much of this. I hate this, and they're like, no, you're gonna use it every day, and I'm like, no kind of math. No, you're wrong, Like you're wrong, you're

we're not. And instead of just arguing just arguing, it's like, listen, you won't use this every day, but training your brain in this way will get you, will make you smarter, It will be just a good tool to have. These are exercises for your brain to help you get really smart. You're not going to need all of this, but it will help you in the long term. To just accept that this is something that works in the grants game, that would I would be a lot more receptable to

that. Today. Idea was like, oh, okay, I'm doing this thing that sucks, but it's like training my brain as opposed to you convincing me that I'm gonna fucking do any of this ship outside of basic multiplication. That vision right there, but still I think it can work. Often. The teacher said that explained that is that is so fucking true. It's just

like anything else, even just like physically training. I remember for a while people were giving Ethan Klein a lot of ship before he's he's lost a tremendous amount of weight. Since then he's like back down to like a large size and a shirt. But because he used to be like two x but he was. He went on this rant about saying, who the like, why exercise? Who cares you spend the X amount of time? Uh, exercising? And for what? And you bobble. He went on this whole rant

and then so obviously the whole fitness industry was shitting all over him. But it's like it's the same principle where like say a kid could think that exact same thing, but then you tell them, you reason with them that this it like for yes, it it feels awful. Most people don't like what I call the beautiful burn, Like most people don't want to be strained in

that way. So you explain to them the benefits of it. You reason with them in the same way that you said were It's like, you're not gonna use this shit every day, but this is gonna keep your mind sharp and it is so much more benefit to explain in that way than to try to gaslight them, And like, my fucking it reminds me of my art teacher. My art teacher was trying to gaslight me in similar ways instead of just being because right, there's a lot of people get older, and I

think we're all kind of guilty of this too. I feel like once you get to a certain age, you do somewhat look down on people that are younger than you. You somewhat do have yeah, like and it's it's sometimes you gotta you know, self reflect and realize like all right, all right, just because this person's younger, Like say I could I was at the I'm training a new gym. Now I know this guy, we're the same

age. But if a person came up to me and was offering me the same of why I said, this one dude did because he was like used to compete in mixed martial arts, there would be just a little kernel of meal like in the fuck away from me, kid. But I also be like, I shouldn't show him away just because he's younger, that I need to absorb his knowledge, And uh, that's what the fucking your teacher and my art teacher. They're like, they're just treating us like punks, right

because we're kids. Even though it's like, come on, acknowledge that we're fucking right, we have a good take. It's the argument is just such a bad argument because it's like even like, my mom is really good at math and stuff. She's like really good at it. And I remember asking her and she was the one who had to sit me down and explain that to me because the teacher wouldn't. I know what I'm saying is am I teacher says I'm going to use this every day and my mom was like,

no, you won't. But like and she explained, like, oh, this is what this is for. And it was only that, but like the teacher should be able to communicate that with like, I don't what if my parents were were not smart, you know what I mean? Like what if my parents aren't mathematicians And they're like, yeah, fuck that, fuck that, you're not gonna use that. It's ridiculous, you know, And then they left it at that, and then you're just you don't take Matt

seriously and then you're a fucking idiot. It's like, I don't know, for me, personally. I learned a lot from my grandmause my grandmother's wives, and she's old and like, she taught me a lot of things, but the way she would teach is very crude. She'd be like, very

like disciplinary watching teaching. And I was like, when I was doing piano right, like I wasn't bad at piano, I wasn't great at it, but I wasn't bad at it. And then when she was she's very good at like organ and shit, She's like, dude, you're not doing this right, Like you're not here because first of all, knowing how to do something, you know how to teach and do something, play different things. Could you beat your grandma to things? And if I would book the shot,

my grandma's old as fuck, I kill her. Just a question, what kind of question is that? Did you beat up your mom? Chris? Yeah, I probably could. Yeah. Yeah. There are elders. They they gave their power to us to live. They're not fucking battlers. It really is, It really is true. It's crazy. It's one of the things I gotta say. Man, you see forty year olds with kids

and forty year olds without kids, and it's crazy. It is crazy, Like the like, how much healthier, how much healthier the person without kids looks? It's fucking outstanding. It look look happier. Yeah you are that. I mean, it's so obvious that how you think about look And I love my wife, but uh me, I so whatever you're doing YouTube for seventy eight years something like that. I've been waking up whenever I want to all these years, right, Like you'd usually be on average around nine am,

and sometimes I feel a little tired. I would fucking sleep in a little bit more. Uh, now that's not the case. I'm waking up and like I have a routine where now I seven o'clock on the dot. Which is it's been I don't know, oh, nine ten months, whatever the fuck it's been. I still don't feel used to it because it's just something that I haven't done in such a long time. And I know that it's it's it put it compound stress. Now, what I'm saying is that's

what you have to do for your kids. You have to do that once you once you have you have certain responsibilities, and then you were doing it for how many fucking years for for kids. I'm not saying I'm not gonna be doing it for like, cause you know she's gonna get situated, We're

gonna move to Cali and all this stuff whatever, blah blah blah. But I'm just saying, like, now, compound just my little tiny bit of stress, and then and then times that by however many years, sixteen years until they start to learn how to drive or whatever that like discipline of altering your schedule to make sure that they're okay. Then you got to pick them up from the practices. You gotta cook them food, you gotta do all

of this shit. I'm like, yeah, so being fucking single and living your life, even if you're just the significant other you don't have kids, man, you fuck yeah, you're gonna look way better. You canna look fucking way better man. That is, you just look younger. You look stressed out. Yeah, Like Lily, Lily wakes up at seventy ageing morning. I'm like, bitch, sorry, sorry, gym three days a week and then that's it. That's about seven am. Other than that, I'm

waking up at like ten, That's what I'm saying. Like, even I remember one of my favorite wrestlers, a lot of people's so called Steve Auston. Once he retired from wrestling, people were asking, because you know there's certain people like the Rock Oh I get up at four in the morning. Uh fucking who's the guy that beat up the Vietnamese guy and blinded him? Uh yeah, Mark Wilburg, same principle. They get up before the sun rises they have. I love that. That's how we know him, by

the way. I love that. That's that's like how we like. It's it's not like who was the guy that was in I don't know fucking this movie, or like who's the act that was in this or like it's just like, who's that guy that blinded that Vietnamese man? And that's why I want him? And departed bro. He was like, oh, this guy will be up a minority quick. This guy is I need you, I need I need him, please come here. Yeah. Yeah. Just all those people though, like Stone Cold was like, I'm retired, I get

up at ten in the morning. Now is like I get I get up at ten like that's and he was like, fucketting all those people that get up there like oh before the sunrise people. I want people that are listening to realize all of those people that do that they're genetically gifted to be able to do that. There actually is what is it called the genetic disposition or

disposition is the wrong word. There's a like, let's just say there's a perk that there's some people that are able to sleep like four hours and they're replenished, and then there's the rest of us that need to do it at least six or otherwise we're gonna have dementia when we're fucking eighty. Like, there's so there's those people that, so don't try to do that if it feels like death. Right, most people when they try to wake up at

four or five in the fucking morning, they feel like god awful. And then and then what you're gonna try to go fucking run a mile or two or whatever? Are you serious? Crazy? Seen our friend Joe did. Joe would wake up at six am and run for like an hour to come home. And I'm like, Joe, that's correct up early and going to

the gym. Gym is nuts, Like that's a hard thing to do already, Like we're going up at seven am going to the gym to like nine is brow my body amazing By the time I can say off, yeah and also because you don't you don't supplement any energy. Well, I take multivitamins everything like that too. I do. That's not that's just that's that's requirement for your body to sustain taken like energy I took like like I would intake.

So the days ago to the gym is like, it's all good intake, like I'm trying to keep myself below my my threshold, my twenty seven hundred or whatever it is. But the ship is like that ship is so draining that early in the morning because my mind wakes up at that moment, my body is like, bro, I gotta I gotta rest some more. Take me to rest some more. So my brain is wide awake, and I'm like, I'm able to massage. I really think that's just because you're

uh lazy and you suck. I think, hey man, that shit hurts. Bro, that shit hurts waking up and waking up and doing two hours a hard time in the gym. It's of course, it's it's it's literally it was so fucking easy for me, no problem at all. I can't I don't believe you even I don't believe because you would be able to record. But I can't record right now. Guys, can you give me like an hour so I can breathe again? Especially remember this what we've been doing,

being content creators and waking up making your own schedule. It's it's just ask anybody. There's only gonna be a very small percentage, probably less percent of the population that would even wake up before probably eight a m. If they the choice. To me, I don't want to see the sun.

I don't want to see the sun fucking rise, and that the sun better be the fuck up when I wake up, all right, That's what I like When I was there were sometimes there were sometimes there're sometimes in like twenty seventeen, uh, when I would I would wake up and the sun would be setting like it it's like it's like fucking crazy, like it would be like granted, granted that was like wintertime, so it's still it's it's still fucking late as fuck to wake up, but it was like, you know,

the sun starts setting at like three pm in winter time, but like still it's like damn, i'dan I would wake up at like two or something. I'd be like, fuck, I got like three out like an hour of sunlight max. It's crazy and yeah, I don't know. Man, if once you have that much control, you're just uh, you're you go mad with power. Where it's like I'm just gonna fucking I'll go to sleep at seven am, because why the fuck you know, the jojo got here. There was a few times I was just I would yeah, yeah,

I know what you mean, because I would go to sleep. The sun is it? The sun has risen. It looks like how it looks on Sween's face essentially that Okay, I think I guess I'll go to bed now. Kind of still sitting honestly. From time to time, like like the other day, I think I woke. I went to bed at like six am, just because like I was laying in bed and I just couldn't sleep. I was I went to bed at like three, and I stared, and I was like, fuck, I'm not tired at all. I just

there's nothing I could do. There's nothing I could do to make me tired. It's just like, damn one, I'm fucking powering down now. Yeah, powering down? Yeah, Yeah, that's that's that's pretty normal. I mean that's yeah, That's where I'm at right now too. I'm fucking yeah, yeah, but it's whatever. Yeah, and that's if I let myself sit down, like if I if I lay in the bed at like eleven,

I'll fall asleep. Yeah, I know, to stay away from the bed and then like if Lily's like sleeping just like hey, honey, up, I'm like, I'm about to knock out. He talked to the computer. I'm like, yeah, you I don't know. Man, You're different. Man, you you you actually I think have a problem because you fall asleep in mid conversation, like she just won't you be an adult? No, you need you need something, I think so, man, no one falls I've Kingston. I mean this so sincerely, kings Kingson. You do't

understand, you understand. I have never met anybody in my life, old people, sick people included, who fall asleep as easily as you do in the middle of like full on conversations. You fall asleep at restaurants and ship That's not normal. Where restaurant you've never happened. That's not all right? Okay, all right, nor will give me an instance. We won't. Well, you would have definitely been like, oh this time, this time,

this tuy. You fell sleep in a restaurant. I remember it very vividly, and I won't the fact that I'm schedule gonna poison my food, so then I don't do it. But I haven't watched you. I've watched you fall asleep at my house very easily. Yeah, it's my home. He fell asleeping yard House in the middle of a meal. I saw it. I watched it. I saw it happen. This is not like a bit or anything that yard house. Do you remember you were asleep the whole

time? I guess, But like it's not a house before I wasn't a sleep you. All right, we won't get into it. It's pointless, but I'm concerned about you. Boy. Also, house is like grow something is disgusting. Hey, they have a do you ever try to try their dip? It's like a chips and like cast on it. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's really I remember from there. It was really good. I like the Calamari to to be fair, But like, I don't know, yard House is like very much like they're eating that ship. Bro.

They're they're born Carl Mar's delations. I don't care what you say. They have. They have the same problem that cheesecake factory has with like their menus too big for any of it to be really really good. So like it's just like, all right, I guess what would you just have to go with a burger chicken sandwich or something something that they can't fuck up unless they were just egregiously bad. I can't wait till you guys figure out that eating.

We're gonna have a fucking day with with the fucking with the squid people like whatever with me. I don't hair, I think I care. They're not gonna they're not like I've never I've never eaten. I'm an ally, I've been an allied the whole time. I'm not even one of you guys, never one. Like we're all gonna be like Maria in fucking gears to like eating somebody I've never once, I've never once eat I do not care. I do not care. I will eat them. I will continue to

eat them. When they come up and say hi, I will eat them again, am it? And Hi? Yeah? Yeah, they're gonna say high, then squeeze your head off. They're gonna have like a fucking egg. They're gonna knock on their head with their sucking top of your crown of your head with their little beaks and crack it open and slip your brains out. Whatever. Fortunate, I got none to worry about, you know I got I don't got like a son you know whatever kill me that you know

of that I know of. That's true. I'm fairly confident. I'm pretty I'm actually like a confident that I don't have some random kid out there. Yeah, you better really hope you really hope. What are you saying saying? That's you? You really better hope? Not? What are you talking about? Yeah? Just better hope not. I am specifically specifically, I am specifically like specifically on good terms with everybody, so I would know, like I would know, Yeah, now better better. I hope you don't.

Just hope you don't. All right, whatever we'll see. I hope you don't. I don't shut up. Broad Cox, the ginger who looks like Edge Shearing with the tiny TV road and he's like, hey, snarkos, do you guys ever forget to screw your p peon before leaving the house. Sometimes I forget. I end up with the car. I love this question because my private in the house. Yeah opens up. It's like,

all right, honest, actual question. If you could uns through your penis, how often would you even have it on you when I'm having sex and I'm being that's it? That is it? Right? Like you wouldn't take it any like I wouldn't take it to like a club. I wouldn't take it anywhere because I know its presence is going to fuck my brain up. It's like, it's like if this is gone, well, no, that's

the penis. You had to detach the whole set. What do you mean, like the whole Like you go down that area and you like you push in and then put you push in and lift up and detach the whole thing with your balls and yours all the table, the whole package. It's like, case, did you put your fucking dicked penis on the counter? My bad? I was going to clean it. I wanted to. I want to. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Man, the premise of that, of being able to take it off in the first one, this

sounds so yet so furious. It would be it would be easy to sleep too sometimes because sometimes you I don't know if if you ever got morning, would because like I'm a I'm a I'm a back and like so you can fucking you can be on your back and then in the middle of the night flipping over and all of a sudden crush your fucking boner. You're like or at least you feel the pressure and you're like, ah fuck. And then

and then that's why I throw people so much easier. Just put it on like the you know, like you got like a nightstand, Just put your dick on the nightstand, and then just like a like a charging like he knows, like like an apple watch. It would be so good. Life would be so much better. That's I always say. I always say, I always say that religious people like Nigga. If I, if I were the I could create humans. I could do the best job creating people,

Like this is the best you can do it. You can probably do a better job that evolution has probably, like I know, evolution by how fucking flawed we are, Like we're so like the the fact that it's so easy to choke when you need to do something like eating and breathing and shit,

like you got the same tube. Such terrible designs, the fact that like there's just there's too many there's too many things, too many to understand how human I can't understand how humans had babies and didn't get killed by predators. It is crazy that something in my brain that I can't understand how that happens. I think about that too, because they're so loud, they smell like

they're just like I think about that all the time. I'm like, how did we get I think by the time we were smart enough to come down for the trees, we had already been capable of killing predators by then. Well, you know what, I think it makes sense. I think it's because we're pack animals, you know what I mean. It's because like that. And I think that's partially why. It's because like listen, just the two of us as protecting this fucking stupid streaming piece of shit, like we

need we need every single person on board with this thing. And that's kind of what I'm saying. Dude. Yeah, I think about that too, where it's like, Dude, a baby in like a scenario where like the woods are trying to kill you is the I can't fathom how it makes no fucking sense when I have a fucking newborn. I'm sorry. I always think about like it was it was like fucking what was it that stupid baby in The Walking Dead. I was like, that thing would have been shotgun blasted

so fast. Realistically, you're like, oh, that's so stupid, so stupid. They're they're they're they're literally zero benefit creatures actually genuinely like even like even like even like like predatory animals and prey animals, they can walk within months, right, yeah, praying today. That's why, like it's like, okay, evolution versus intelligence design. The fact that babies are so dependent they can't do anything for themselves. There's nothing grant. They learn really fast,

they knowledge, but they can't. They still like they'll die immediately even like what let's see, maybe five years old is when they can finally maybe just be competent enough to survive on their own if they're like because there are stories of babies being abandoned, like toddlers being abandoned. Not against me, man, not against me. I'm taking down a five year old like that five year old doesn't have a even a faroh five year old around around.

I think would kill you, just I think would kill you, Chris. I think be shoddy. I think I think you would. I think he goes up a tree real quick, like what the fun and he throws a rock, like, what are we talking about? Like six year old mog No, he know it's ridiculous. Six year old. He can fight us, he cannot out fight us. But if we are putting his his area, that's for sure. Yeah, I meant hell, King Louis will rip your arms off him. That's not him though, that's his friends. Then

no, that's him using his kill you with a bear. It's like, yeah, I could kill Mowgli with a bear too, if I had a bear friend. Of course he can talk to bears, though you can't talk to bears. It doesn't matter. He happens, You'll lead him to a bear, and him and a barrel start dancing and singing, and they'll come back after you. I would kill I would kill Mowgli in a fucking instant. He would not stand a god at snowballs chance in hell, Man, I think gone. I don't know, man, I don't think you're able

to. I don't think you'll be able to be a jungle dweller. Man. They're different. He's six years old. It doesn't matter if he's a jungle dweller. I will definitely. I mean, I think he'll go up a tree so fast he'll be like, what the fuck, and you'll change your mind right there. He's not a actual set the tree on fire lighter his whole life. That's how about how about? How how about? How about he climbs up the tree and I set the tree on fire because I

can and I understand how to do that. How about that? How how you gonna do that? Always have First of all, a lighter is not gonna set a tree on fire any time, so lighter is gonna send the tree. I'm assuming we're in an area with more than just we're in the what we just hit a fucking concrete dome with a treemly climb. Assuming we're in the twigs and ship, I assume we have twigs, tinder, some

dead leaves. Oh my god. It might take a while, but he's up there, he's got I gotta wait, what what is he gonna do? He's doing, he's going, he's moving, he's singing your music in the trees. I don't think you unders stand what a six year old is. I don't think you understand what He can absolutely kill a grown man if he if he if he fashes one of his little spears but I'm sure he

is fashion giving him a spear. I can't have a lighter if we're doing if we're doing seek you see, No, a six year old is very likely not gonna beat somebody. But if you if you dropped in his environment, not as if they have, no, there's a chance there is a that if this if if, because if he has a little knife, throat, that's it. You're gonna come to him throat. You keep giving a spear a bear a knife, why does he have? It's just it's like

where you're getting your lighter, Chris, where you get your lighter? Where's Mowgli crafting his spear? In an instant? He can do that. You don't you don't think. You don't think he's been You don't think him a little jungle boy knows how to craft the spear pretty fast, quickly, not in a instant. He's dead. Cake said, I'm killing this child before he gets his hands on. I think I think you're I think you're I

think you're you're underestimating how dangerous that little jungle boy gonna be. I think you're underestimating the power of human adults. I think you'll I think you'll go from the grab him. But he's a jungle boy. He don't got the like he don't have the laws and the rights that you think of. He'll go right for your throat, bite your throat out. That's it you're missing. That's hilarious that you think. And they start coming down there like dancing.

They're like, ooh, I don't want to be like you. As you're bleeding to death. You you really, I'm slapping you as you're choking on your old blood. You're First of all, his teeth are in bad shape. First of all, his teeth in bad shape. He's a jungle dweller. They might be jagged, they may be very jagged. Yeah. Maybe maybe I'm punching him in the face. I'm sticking and he's gone, how about that, he's my thumb in his eyes, He's gone, Oh, what's he gonna do? Listen, he's never been blind before. You

just know how to handle that. I'm gonna kick this little blind idiot around until he's sucking a ghost clearly, until I can see his eyes. Do you think you could be twelve years old mob? Twelve year old Mogley, You can be twelve year olds mobile twel year old Mog I think would be more of a challenge. But I think I could still beat him. Yes, I don't know. Man at twelve, that's different. I think once against that, once against the seventeen when that's when it's like, oh,

probably not. I think what I think? Yeah, I think six kid, that's a doungle dwelling kid with like the experience and the and the muscle mass of like person who's exploded to where they're having their growth spurts, they're getting their trostosterrum skyrocketing to where they're that. That's a dangerous fucking kid right there. They're dangerous even entertained. The idea that you even entertained, the idea six year old, that six year old Molly could take anybody is out

I don't think I'll wrestle you. I don't think. I don't think you can out rest anyone six year old in a fucking hot car overnight and he's done. I'm not saying you're There's what I'm saying, Colic. He'll actually outpower you know. I think he could definitely kill you. Though. That's the thing in a certain scenario good that is painting, give it his wu if you were dropped in this area and he knows the surroundings because escaped.

He's escaping and abating those ship. You guys, are not you human beings that probably can't do like thirty five push. That's plot armor for his story story story about running a tiger out run it as well. But like he yes, but it is what it is. But it is what it is. Unfortunately he's that he can do those things. How do you know, how do you know that it's not just a bad tiger. How do you

know this kid is that fast? Even a dumb tiger still a tiger, Chris, Even even even a tiger that has down syndrome is still a tiger. In fact, it might be more dangerous, it might be more I'm taking down. I'm taking because what dongeon might just attack The personal feeds it straight up like oh, like you, but you're giving all of these like really weird caveats about it. It's like, oh, yeah, it's home alone because because obviously, look, guys, guys, look, hold on

six year old, but that's just I could freeze. I could literally sub zero fatality a six year old where I grabbed the base of its neck. And I pull its spine out. Obviously that's all it is. Talking something or there's no fight. It's just you beating up a kid. I gotta make it. I gotta make it a show. Question do you think you could beat six year old? The question was do you think you could beat

six year old Bogie? Answer is yes. Objectively speaking, it's like it's kind of like saying, like, oh, well, if you if you're living in a house and you put a baby next to the boiler with a grenade, like who would win. It's like the baby with the grenade probably is gonna win because he's gonna unplay. He's gonna be like and then he's gonna blow your fucking house up, and then it's gonna look like a nuke went off. And then the baby wins. Baby wins against Kingston because he's

next to a boiler with a grenade. But it's like, that's that's what the situation is, because yes, because if I didn't, if I didn't give Mowgli any sort of benefits, he's just look at I get it. I get it. So it's two separate scenarios, but I entertain it. Your scenario actually is kind of fun because think of it in the same way as fighting Kevin mcowister. It's like Kevin McAllister. You can beat the absolute funk out of him, but can you beat him in his house? Are

you sure? Booby traps the time? Dude, bloody. They'd find you bloody. They would find you bloody in a hallway, no money, they would find number to easily. I could easily surmise if you if you're Chris first and foremost, you wear glasses, that's number one. If you will get in your face and your glasses fall, that's number one. My friend,

You're dead. You're doomed. Kason. I don't think I don't think you fully understand why this is not even a close match, right because I am so paranoid and so I check every single thing before I do anything. You wouldn't even go in there. It wouldn't even be a fight. You wouldn't even go in. You'd be like, I'm not going in there. I could it be a draw. It'd be just draw, I know exactly.

Like I could navigate. I feel like I could navigate that that house very very easy because there are so many things that happened that movie, that happened purely because that happened purely because the wet bandits are stupid. The idea that like he would just step barefoot on broken ornament, this is insane. I would never look anywhere. I would never step anywhere barefoot without looking. Never, never, just would never. So that would not work. The

cars on the ground, I'm not going to go in. I would go. That would not go if I had, if I had reason to go after Kevin McAllister, I would go in and I would be totally fine in that house. There would they would I'm not even remotely scared of that house. The scariest thing about it would be that spider. Honestly, it would be that spider, because I'm like, I don't want to What about the

environment? Number two, like the what is it that's different? Man, that's like a resident evil area, that's like a that's like a which one in New York, And then they're in that I think an abandoned Don't go in there, because after you beat Kevin McAllister in that builder, you're gonna have to fight a real monster, like a real creature comes out of the ground and you're like, oh, I got now, I'm fighting the lizard from fucking Marvel, Like what the fuck? No, I'm not good.

I'm not dealing with that. There's just too many things in that movie where it's like the whip bands are so stupid, like and I get it happens. It happens because it like it makes the movie fun, but like there's no chance they're stupid. But no, they're stupid. They're in someone else's house and a bunch of traps set. You don't know someone's house. That's

just said, like they are dumb people. They are. They make dumb decisions, but walking into someone's home that has their home like booby trapped, very likely you're gonna get hurt, very bad. Yeah, but they're not like crazy kids not just wait around the corner thinking it like that, right, somebody is wait around the corner. You turn a corner, someone has a pitch and the head with a frying pan because it happens to burglars and

like that. People just walking on people's houses. They walk in and they just walk into someone attacking them because they don't know. What about the look how about this versus Kevin McAllister who wins that Mowgli from where where does it take place realistically? Can we give we do do two rounds, two rounds? It takes place a canon in the woods? No no, no, no, no no no. Why happens in the woods because you neutralize, you neutralize the power benefits of both of them, putting them in a cabin

in the woods. Too quickly you gotta whether in Kevin's house. That wasn't even a sentence where they're in the jungle, and then one while they're in a neutral place. I feel final destination just in a no items items Kevin MC getting interesting actually, But then the question is interesting because Mogi wins in the woods, Kevin Mcalis wins in the house. That's that's basically what you've

just set up multipla the likest idea. I think it has enough elements to be both a place that can be booby trapped, and then there is there are jungle elements to a forest or woods. Forest trees aren't heavy like jungle. Fine, a cabin in the fucking jungle, a house in the jungle jungle. There perfect jungle house in the john that's a combination of its house where those fucking I don't know, that'd be a contact death battle for this.

Do we contact those guys? They don't do versus cancer. It's like cancer Dodge. I forgot the exist a crying baby versus crying baby? What is a crying baby versus a tomic bomb? Yeah? Where it's like, that's that's hilarious. I love that. It's so good anyway, Jesus Christ, I don't even know what the fun we're talking about it, not even a little bit. All right, let's see, I don't know that'd be a good fight. I think I think we're moving on. We're moving on.

Yeah, he said it's plenty. He's like, well, I mean it was kind of like kind of like all right, we're moving on. And his nigga's like, yeah, bring this up again. Kingston doesn't know how to read que cards. You don't. We gotta give We gotta give you a late night show and you have to do car Oh my god, we gotta do. I've always wanted to do a late night what if I kill it? I have? I have, un ironically, and I've spoken to zach about this too, and and zach Uh specifically put the idea in

my head. It's like it's like you should do it, like a late night show, you guys, it'd be like that would be a smart idea, But I would want to be behind the camera. I want I want to like funk with everybody and like just find ways to just fuck with the production. But I think it'd be like like just have incorrect Q cards up, just like that kind of thing. I feel like it'd be fun.

It was just like, it's just so much money to even fathom. Hey, we can raise it, Uh do late night with Sweeney O'Brien or something. Let's do it all right, let's see us James Saint Little Rodney says, Hey, Chris Kyle, Kyle Enderman and Rodney King, Kyle Enderman. Who's Kyle Enderman? Is that even Enderman is a Minecraft thing? Isn't it is Chris Kyle? The is that it's Chris Kyle the American Sniper? Yeah? Is that? Is that what he meant? Or is Nderman something?

So? Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah I'm stupid. Yeah, it's Chris Chris Kyle American Sniper Enderman and Rodney King. Would you guys, let Chris build your house because he likes working with his hands. Let Sweeney nurse you back from near death because he was going to be a nurse and let Derek play music at your wedding, Merry Christmasker, this is a great question. I don't know why I'm building a house like that's my main skill

here. I feel like like reasonable one like I can, I can, Yeah, yeah, that's that's kind of the only one that's Like, no way am I letting Sweeney nurse me back down? In a million years. He's not doing that, Like I just go to a hospital. I wouldn't even know. I'm like, go to a hospital out of my way.

I'm trying to. I'm not trying to. You wouldn't even feel obligated at all with your with your profession, not even like I know fucking like how to what a three D molecule looks like and I can put I don't know how to fucking nurse someone back to health. I draw blood like most people do. When you draw blood for me, I could draw blood for you. I don't know what to do it. Bloom, whoa sitting there?

Whoa go? Yeah? Like I mean, like I I do know how to build a like I understand how to do this because me and my dad would build a lot of shit for people, like we build basements and we built like specifically, like there's there was a house, but like I mean, I wouldn't know how to legally do that, Like I don't know, like I don't know the channels you have to go through to even do that,

you know what I mean? Like I wouldn't even know and setting it up with like the setting it up with like the fucking county or whatever. Then I don't know any of that. Ship. I could build you a house that could stand I guess for a while, but like beyond that,

like I don't know why not even general. You ever see that house that they built in The Simpsons, Like the hurricane destroys that Ned Flanders house and the community comes together and rebuilds him a house and it's complete dog ship to the master bedroom and it looks like it's a long hallway but it just really tiny. Tar so funny. Did you see the That's Awesome is Something?

Is that the episode where he loses it where he gets like really mad and everybody, yeah yeah, he starts saying, yeah, I love that where he says I'm gonna kill all of you with a gun Ned Flanders the famous line I'm gonna kill, rape and murder all of you, especially you, Bart and Lisa. It was really good twice, Bart, Lisa and part are fuck. Bart's like, yo, why he keeps saying his name twice?

So it's clearly not an accident. Bart and Bart, Yeah, yeah, this is I feel like this question, though, mine, is so weak sauce because I'm not a terrible musician. I'm not like, like I would let Dearry, I would like Derek play at my wedding. I've played at I've played at weddings before, and I've done perfectly well. And Derek's far better at that than I am. So like, I can imagine that. Yeah, why not? Why the funk? Not I with Sweeny? No way, no way in hell Sweeney going near me when I'm sick.

I remember specifically there's our roommate, our postman at the time, roommate who was a fucking post office worker, like helped nurse me back to health way better, Like I remember, like I got alcohol poison and Sweeny was just like, whatever, deal with it, I guess, and what do you do? You fucking get better? What the fuck? Look, it's I don't know, man, I don't know water for something. Jesus Christ,

I don't have like a high friend. I'm not asking the world. I just be like just to consider it like the last because it was all we had. Happens when you get sick, you gotta get better. You have to get better, right, That's what happens. Okay. If I got sick, I wouldn't. I would just lay and wherever I'm at, and I would either live or I would die. That's I was. I had alcohol poising. I didn't have a sex addiction, where like I have to. I'm the one who has to make the last final step. It's like

I know, all I needed was water and you got your water. You made it and you made it dude. You see you did it right and you get say, no matter what you be, alcohol poisoning, you don't gotta work. You see. Good ship, dude, I'm proud of you. You suck so deeply it's great. It's completely disregarding your hardship. Like, yeah, man, you did it. Whatever, good joby Chris Yay? Oh yeah, genuine, what's up home? He wrote? And he says, hello, podcast that I put on when I pretend to be working

in the stock room. Nice I had, dude, man, I pretend. I pretended to work so much when I was at Sears. It's great, sane. I would do so well because well specifically because like they're they would schedule out their their tasks for the day in such a way that I

think was Taylor made for geriatrics. Like so it was like, because so many old people work there, so like, here's the reasonable amount of things that a person can do in a day, and you could do it in thirty minutes and then skip to the next day of more work, or and create this idea that you're you're really fast at working, which is like I

don't want to mean you want to do that. Or I could do exactly as much as is required of me and stretch that out for the period of time that I would be there, so it'd spend a long time printing labels. I would spend a long time like stock the shells, putting the sales stickers up, and I would never be ahead of time. I would always finish exactly everything I had to do exactly when I had to clock out, and everybody was like, wow, he's a pretty good employee. It's just

so funny because I was milking them fucking dry. I was printing bullshit labels all over the place, like Easter eggs. Dumb Anyway, he wrote, he wrote in and he says, where the where the fuck is it? Have you ever had a Have you ever heard a weird take from a celebrity or comedian that you like about another celebrity, commedy or a slash comedian that you like? I thought, I honestly think for the premise of just a weird take from somebody that you admire or like is interesting enough. But he

could also be there too. There's an episode of Mister Show where Tom Kenny is playing Robin Williams, and the entire bit is about how he is hacky and annoying. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that time m beloved figures before they die, like just sort of treated like everybody else. What is that away, dude? Thanks thanks a lot, thanks a lot for that silence. Those Those those are my top Those are my top sixteen packs have won for digimon because I do pretty good. I just don't think it,

don't. I think I quit Digitmon. I think I quit. I think I think it's over. I think the podcast is over. I think I can't you know. It's crazy most people that play I have not met someone under twenty five playing the game yet. Actually that I mean they might exist, they might exist. They don't exist. They don't exist. They

don't know. I'm talking about underage people that play the game because Digitmon is an old series, like the people that played, Like, no one in modern time really knows about Digitmon. Different people that are fans from back when they were younger, they watched it. It's just so exactly nobody knows about Digimon under twenty five. It's just such a like, I don't know, man, the fantasy world of Digimon is so just are you gonna are you

before before you say something stupid? How much do you know about Digimon before you? I don't think you know much about the world of it for you saying I paid quite a much attention to like on extra Ammo, I even showed you those drawings, those little comics that we did when we were turning everybody else into oh my god, one of one of your teachers breaking up some ship. Yeah, some similar fucked up drugs of the teachers and kids, you know, students, Like when we were like, you know,

twelve thirteen years old or whatever drawing all this dumb shit. So I was like, I really appreciated it. But as I got older, I was just like, I can't fuck with this stuff. It's so it's so built specifically for kids that it just didn't it couldn't. I couldn't bring it with me. And I see like the things that are like they're all the it's I don't know, man, it's just one of those things where I'm my teach their own but uh, they're yeah, that's my little pony. There's

my little pony vibe. I feel like that. Yeah. The thing the thing about Digitmu, I I could I say the beginning was very much so for kids, but the whole story is about growing up. And then what happened is that the cast does grow up. They're like the modern stuff of them, my stuff that came out like in twenty because first of all, I started playing it again because of the card game. The card game is a good card game. You know, I played card games. I've played

Yu. Yeah, I've played Magic, I played Pokemon, and I played Digital. So Digitmon's a racist in card game. And then the stories, oh, I mean look back into the stories I remember liking the Showlin when I was little. I watched it, and then they skipped to like they're all like post college or not post college, all like at the end of high school, and then it all post college and it's like the idea of like growing up and stuff, and it's like, oh shit, these stories

continue. So the characters I remember from when I was fucking five are like twenty somethings now in the universe, and I'm like, that's crazy. These niggas grew up in a way that like Pokemon just straight up has never It has been ten to eight countries and he's still ten and it's like, bro, how fast are you traveling? Because it's because it's for kids, that's why. Yeah, well, I mean that's why I understand why Digimon isn't

exactly for children anymore. There's a series four children, but then the characters are not children anymore. They've grown up into adults now. I guess it's it's just kind of like, uh, yeah, people like you like to get well, yeah, people that still have an episode that's literally it wasn't there, Like it wasn't enough. It's like Pokemon, where they can every generation a kid is gonna have a bad idea. Well, it probably would have completely faded away if they didn't do it, is what I imagine.

Yeah, well, I mean like it's just going to fade and stories. Yeah, now it has the shelf life. Maybe that was just the way they the longevity that it would have faded away sooner. Maybe because it wasn't a hit like Pokemon was, right, like nothing was it was. It

was popular. It was popular as Pokemon, and I think it was just competing against Pokemon's problem when people do that ship when there's such a blockbuster hit like fucking Pokemon and every every way imaginable, when people think it was had a really good video game, It's like Batman the animated series, right, it was like, oh, let's make Gargoyles, And I'm like, yeah, Gargoyles is cool, but it's not fucking Batman. Shut the fuck up, Like, what are you doing. It's stupid. Don't put it against

each other. Try to run it at the same fucking times. And ships tried to do because people did the same thing with Pokemon and Toma Dotchi, but Pokemon blew it out the water. The same thing happened. It's just genius oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, and now and now they have money. Dude, Man, I don't know. Man, that Boogey documentary is crazy because like he spends so much money on those cars and you fucking

idiot, You're so stupid. And it's just like the card games in general are all about, Like, honestly, I don't value card games at all, because the whole premise of them is literally just like it's it's not gambling exactly, but it damn near might as well be. There's two degrees it's gambling us nature to it. Yeah, and there's something about it where it's like, fuck, man, there's so many people are just getting swindled out

of their money. Yeah, because they're addicted to this thing, and like it kind of some people buying things and because things because for things like magic the gathering, right, like particularly magic and Pokemon, those cards don't depreciate in value. I mean the market. The assumption is the market got fucked because of niggas like Logan, Paul and Boogie. Right. Happened is they started pulling the I would be part of that. I wouldn't say Booge is

part of that. He's not big enough to have that much of an influence, but like people are doing that, they and they overflooded it. Yeah, they overflooded the market with these cards. Are like the original original charge was like nearly a mill of ten years million a million dollars. That's crazy. And people were like, oh, I have these, I have these. It's like, No, the reason why they're worth so much money is because a few of them are being sold at that high rate. Don't flood

the market with them, and they did, and they do. You appreciate it in price. Like the one ring from the Magical Gathering in Lord of Rings collaboration that is a two million dollar card, and I will stay a two million dollar card because there is only one and one person owns it, which is fucking post Malone with clari magic, so magic. The first time I ever really understood what like insane, first I ever understood what like, oh, what a true fucking nerd was was when my neighbor's dad and we

went to Frankinson's. I was probably like, I don't know, fucking ten or eleven or something, and we went with them one time and this guy pulled out just a fucking ass full of money and just bought like such rare magic cards and I'm just like that. It blew my mind because I didn't know that I knew of magic because of my brother. He played a lot, and some of the he wasn't He was just a casual player. He was not a fucking cracking like this guy obviously. And then he was just

like he was just like, here's this fucking there's this card. I can't even remember so long ago with this car, but it like you put two of them together and it made like a a complete like head or something. It was like it was like half and half or something. And it was at the time, it was so fucking expensive. And he just pulled out a lot of cash and I was like, what the for two cards?

It just it was it's something that. Man. What's crazy is that if he has those cards, they are probably worth more money, way more. Imagine. I wish I kept in touch with It's it's it's art, it's it's the same. It's the same to deal with final you know, like I'm never going to see a picture usually, usually I'm not going to see a picture that is worth a million dollars, But motherfuckers get those pictures. Jay Z bought a picture that was worth two million dollars and it's worth twenty

seven million dollars. Now that is fucking that's a picture. You can't even battle people with it. You can't have picture battles, you know, you can't even shuffle up your pictures. Like, let's play a game real quick using these pictures worth o else just being there. It just other than the

spectator. Yeah, literally, and it's worth so much. Like that's why Like for me, I'm like, I spend money on hard games that I enjoy and I play them, but I understand I'm buying art at least, you know, like I'm buying this gas of art that I'm using for a game I'm playing. I'm not interested in cards. But it's the same thing with like books, what do you mean with books, man, Well,

buying literature still buying art. You know, books aren't really crazy expensive because we don't put a lot of value into both so much published to like it's the that's true as well. Yeah, that is the difference. But if they like, if we made rare books, and we like we probably would they was we don't put the value their last album. It's like with the last they are, but there's not many rare books, you know what with

their last it's rare books. Well, there are rare prints of certain books, like there are like original copies of like yeah, yeah, they're like original copies of like d Like I read original original copy of Doune. Right, I want one of the first nineteen sixty eight copies of Doune. That book is like a two hundred dollars right, but that's like one of the few books I know that Like, wow, I really need to get this, And the same as like why would you buy a fucking rare book?

I bought it and I realized how stupid it was immediately. I was just like I gulds bought the regul would have got the same experiences. I mean, it's either it means a lot to you or the people do hold they hold on to it so then it appreciates. It's about of value thing where it's like you could you could get like the same things like legendary I feel, I guess. But the thing is like with cards, like it never

ends with cards. That's kind of the thing that bothers me about is because they're kind of predicated on it does because you have to build your deck constantly. Why else would you keep pumping money into it? Well, no, no, no, no, no no no. You buy the crazy expensive cards to have them as pieces. You don't put those in your deck because if you were living your deck and your deck gets damage, you ruined that

extremely. I hate money cards. I'm not interested in cards at all unless they're unless they're tarot cards being presented to me by by a big titted goth girl right, and I'll be like, and I'll be and I'll be like, interesting, what is this five of cups? What does that mean? You know? Because I pretend to golf girl listeners learn tarot cards or whatever, and then read our stuff garbage. I've late, I've been there already, stay away for they already know, they already know how to do it.

Girls are the waste of time. Broty with you guys, fall down, bro I've been there and done that years ago. It's never this is a bucket hats do What the fuck are you even talking about? It goes out of style, dude. It goes out of style as soon as you date one instantly goes out of that. I don't know, man, it's

it's it's instantly. This is one of the reasons why anyone, like if you look in the alternative, like rock metal, any type of any scene like that, anything with the hints of goth they're just on the top. It doesn't matter how good or bad they are, and you can be it doesn't matter what their music actually sounds like. They are fucking at the top

of their game always. I mean, fucking Morrissey just dropped a new track and motherfuckers were coming all over the fucking place like they just guess because they're disabled brain rot already. It is a smart My friend actually wanted to continue. He was like, hey man, my like, let's if we do this band thing. This was years ago. It's like I want us all to wear black and do all. I was like, I'm not doing that. Ship that's not like the goth is. It gets cool because every generation

will think goths are cool because they're all black. Aesthetic looks cool, right, But I know every like, I met an elder Goth and I've never been so alarmed from a human in my life. Bro. I almost started barking at him because I got so scared of this man. Shout out to the goths. Man elder you got any goth listeners, elder guys, young gos, whatever, shout out, no, stay away from us, go

back, go back to the abyss, crawl back into the shadows. Bro By the way I say there, speaking speaking of this, I mean, it's it's only tangentially early. But I saw a lot of people defending you who in the comments, which I thought crazy, Like, I don't know

how I feel about that. I was like, wait, because niggas that drink you who, Like, for reals, I was like, these fucking niggas, these are people that drink you and the kind niggas the way to eat, the biting the upper jaw, bob of state, like that is fucking just just it's scary. It is scary. But we've got a lot of we got a lot of listeners. We've got a lot of listeners who enjoy you who. Apparently. That was so shocking to me because I thought

for sure they would. It just seems I don't know, man, I don't know what I assumed about. He's like a ninety year old. Yeah. I remember during the war when I was episode it would be like finding out. Yeah, it's like finding out, like fifty percent of our listeners are like really into shuffle board or something where it's like wow, a full board, Like why are you? This is so specific. It was a little interesting, but it's get a couple more questions. Yeah, it's crazy

to see. I went looking for you. They weren't at my local stores. Sorry to say that. I couldn't find it either. I couldn't find for you. We talked about doing the thumbnail kingson. We all literally agreed specifically on the show, like try no, but you get the sponsorship? Do you guys really you guys really want to do that. I have a green screen, I'll put up my green back there and I'll put like a bunch of you like you. No, no, no, specifically, it

wasn't it wasn't anything to do with that. It was it was just for the thumbnail. We would all like have a you who or whatever. But I couldn't find one. I checked all the places. I checked a lot of places within walking all of them. I checked all the places within walking distance. Anyway, not there, just move on. Uncle Remus constantly singing the N word, wrote as hello there you obsequious dick sucking bottoms. Nice word. Yeah, yeah, right, I'm never gonna hear that. We're

gonna hear that word thinking of that kid. Uh, all right, what did he say? Since you all mentioned Dragon Ball a lot, what is your favorite moment from each for each of you in the series? Might as when Goku turned super saying three. That's a pretty classic one. It still gives me chills. Interesting every time I see that scene, its scene close

to that good scene, it's close. It's uh, it's like, so he's fighting Magen Vegeta and like he's like, I'm so strong, and then he puts those fucking like power rings over him, like well he put those powerrings over him right like, and he's like, oh, like he's restrained and he's basically just playing possum essentially. But like, my favorite, literally, my favorite is when he he fucking to break free. He fucking boom

boom, and then there's just like rocks. It's like he just has rock fucking hulk arm hulkhands and then he just smashes Vega with it is the coolest fucking It was like such a like Hulk like primal moment to just take the rocks and then smash them with it. Just that little thing, right,

there. I was like, that is a cool little thing that somebody thought of to do, Like, hey, it would be cool if if instead of him just breaking free and then punching him or whatever, make it like the rocks are still like a part of him and then and then he uses them as weapons. It's so cool cool. Mine's Mine's close to that too. I think it's like that Macha, that Majian vegeta that entire fucking sequences

I think fucking awesome. But I love I love that speech. I love that speech at the World Tournament that he gives, Like it's it's like where he's like meaning less, huh, you know, it's like and it's and he just has that fucking diatribe. It's like I love this fucking scene, yeah, so much. And it's it sucks too because like the Kai version of it is fucking garbage. I don't know, it is a real shame how bad the Kai version gets, because it almost makes it not worth even

is it. Like it's so really it is so much worse, it's unbelievable. Actually, Like that specific I think it's kind of well known that, like after the Seal Saga, Kai is fucking horrible I think like everybody's kind of said that, and it's like, okay, well fair enough. I

didn't know that for sure. I just never bothered with kyrieally neither. Uh. And then I watched I was looking up that scene because I was like, oh, I want to see that scene again because it was such a good scene and it's just and I was watching, I was like, this doesn't sound like the fucking scene that I remember. What the fuck? And then the dialogue's all changed, It's completely fucked, and I'm like, this

is like by a long shot, it's like way worse. And I'm just like, damn, that sucks, because that's like a key mode, like to the point where if I had gone through the whole show in high and that would and seeing that moment, it wouldn't have even made. It wouldn't have even been remote remotely interesting or remotely like worthy of having attention to interesting, as opposed to the original series where it's fucking oh. There's so many good moments, and it just for me, what is my favorite moment?

My favorite moments are probably I have too many of it, there's so many of them. I did one from pretty much eat Saga Piccolo coming back to Namic is one of the best moments in the series. But it's a great one where's like, I'm finally home. I'm home. That's one of my favorite moments. Goku going Super Saiyan for the first time is amazing. That's a great one after krill and explodes. Yeah, Vegeta. Vegeta's talks to

Gohan always like the moment. He was like, every time you go into the gallic you throw it on a galling You're saying the entire sane race and you made us look like fools, Gohan, and I'm like, damn, dude, that was a really good moment. Obviously, Gokul being like you guys did it for something special. Ever since he's been a little kid, he's been keeping up with us that he was a little boy, just watch and see. And that was like, that's a really really good moment to

go going. Yeah, I think it was a versus to me, you go for ten or something? No times? Sure, I thought he went like times ten to beat the guy. Time for when is time sins? Been four time sins in like super or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, times twenties in the South the bag, I thought, and the freezer. Okay, whatever it is, but times twenty four, it's been a long time, dude, I forgot about it. Only at that moment he

goes higher, he goes four. Got that entire fight, man, that entire Goku versus Aga and the sandsung is an awesome, like a really great fucking thing. But I I mean, honestly, a lot of my favorite moments just happened to be from the Boosager just because they're so fucking sert. Like the boot Sag is so crazy, like the fact that the candy the like the candy fight, or like the gto is like a piece of candy

beating the shit out of manch. But it was so fucking hysterical to me, And like there's a one thing that I love specifically that just sticks with me still to this day, even though it's like a relatively like kind of mundany I don't I don't even think it probably would show up on a lot of people's lists if they were to make a list like this. But when

super Boo is on fucking what's that platform? Oh my god, I remember I'm for And when super Boo's on Commy's Lookout and he just raises his hand and exterminates the entire human race, and that that yeah, that carnival music is fucking playing. That that booth theme was like that stuck out of it was like, this is the scariest thing I've ever fucking seen because that music is so manic and like childlike, but it's so fucking dire and and I

like it's awesome. It's a great thing. So Goku and freaking Vegeta before the few days, like go Vegeta, our people are gone. We have to work together make a new race here on Earth. I was like dang him pretty much every page, and Vegeta was always very good. Like I hated Vegeta for a long time in dragon Ball because I think he's an asshole. In dragon Ball Z in particular, it's like, I guess people can find the redeeming, but I think he's like just a huge cunt, and

I don't think that's very cool. But particularly in Super Vegeta's character is so good because he's learned from him being an asshole, and he's a shamed of the way he wants, you know. That's why it's like oh no, I no, no, he's he's he's a battered, abused soul. He is, like, I get it, I understand. I'm not gonna deny the fact that he kind of has like it makes sense why he actually he

does. You know, he was poised to be a prince. Then the people got killed and the guy that killed these people lied him for years and made him a slave and around to kill other people. And he's like, oh, man, I feel really bad about doing that, but I'm not gonna say it because that means that's me admitting to my wrongs and I'm a fucking loyalty. And then he got eleven year old saved his life. He's just I don't know, man, he's he's just the character in that in

that show. Like but dropped the ball with Gohan a lot, though, I mean, I guess they dropped the ball a little bit. But I like, nothing about Vegeta is that Gohan is not like its like, Gohan is just not a monster like his father, and Vegeta like wanting to be a good dad and a regular person. There's nothing wrong with that. She was. I would say, there's nothing wrong with that, but there's nothing particularly interesting about it either. Like that's kind of the thing where it's like,

okay, well you just you want to be a good dad. Okay, I'm not watching a show about you. I'm not I'm not watching to show. I'm not watching and I'm watching your show about Walter White because he's just like, oh man, I just really want to be a good dad. It's like, you know you're watching stops sell, he just stops.

He's like, I wanted to take care of you. On that note, do you think it's a little bit because the show is great, don't get me wrong, but like say, yeah, of course, do you think do you think it's a little too gay that the fact that you Walter White is a very timid person, right the way that they show him. Do you do buy someone turning into who he turned into in basically like a year. Walter has always been a piece of ship, though how so the whole

his whole, the whole time. He's always been a piece of ship. That's like when you look back and before with its old ex girlfriend and everything like that. He could have got helped to be several times and do other

things, but he's a he's too prideful. He's a prideful asshole. Literally, No, so they they were together, they had a falling out, and because of that falling out, which is a very human thing to do to not want to be a part of that bag, you know, So he sold his shares at very low because he's like, I'm fucking out of here. And then so then they's it is a very normal thing that happens all the fucking time. People are like, I don't want to be a

part of this anymore. We're not partners anymore because we're out of this. So he and obviously wasn't expecting the company to make as much money as it did. So of course he's salty because of that. But he's just salty. That's not It didn't make you evil. This doesn't make you a bad

person. That's not evil. That's not evil. He's just he that that action, I think like really took over to the point where he was like he was just like he had a chip on his shoulder about everything after that point made ale I do believe, well, well, I mean there's a multitude of ways there's I would be more sympathetic to that if he didn't have

the opportunity many times after that to kind of to fix it. In the beginning in the beginning, in the beginning where they're like, well in the beginning where they're like, dude, like we understand that we fucking like dude, they basically all but say that, like, yeah, we we we took a lot of our work is based on your stuff, like you have cancer, now let us at the very fucking least help you out with these

medical bility. The fact that he the fact that he turned that down is like, that's the point where he's like, he's that's you're a fucking You're such an asshole, Like why it's it's just all pride. Even the way he would talk, even though he would talk to Jesse the show, the kind of person he was literally Jesse like like to what I was saying, is he was do I always been obviously a prideful person, But in that

scenario, I feel like the average person would do the same thing. Not the whole selling this is what I'm talking about, as far as the unbelievable part, everything that led up to that, even refusing the help, a lot of people would do that a lot of people would be because of how spiteful stupid. It's not no one's saying it's not stupid. No one's saying that it's not I'm not saying it's not stupid. Of course it's stupid. I'm saying people on average do stupid shit like this all the time out of

pride. Out of pride, A lot of people will refuse. A lot of people I would rather die than blank. A lot of people are prideful, right, that's true. But a lot of people that have a father with another child on the way choosing to die instead of the I don't know a lot of you know, agree as much as you want, because you're putting yourself in the shoes. You're not actually taking yourself out. I'm thinking

about what parents mentality. You're thinking of person, not a person that when you're thinking scenario like, you're not thinking I'm thinking of that's as whole because most people would be like you're saying, here's hold just just real quick, you keep I just you need to keep in mind, especially when it comes to that, you know how many people die by not simply just going to

the fucking hospital to treat very simple things like it is. I agree, you need to acknowledge that most of those people aren't as well educated as well. It's not about education. It's about stubbornness. My grandma knew that. My grandma didn't like know when her feet were turning black. It's not like she didn't know that they were turning black. She's just so stubborn she did not want to go to hospital. She's like, fuck it, I don't

care, like I'm good until obviously it eventually ruined. But that's but that's evidence most giving people. And sure, but what I'm saying is this should happen so fucking frequently. The amount of preventable. The number one death in America is is some type of cardiovascular disease. Most cardiovascular diseases are preventable by default. How negligible people are, how stubborn people are, how they refuse to just get help, refuse to do some of the simplest things. Even

though you know, it's not about education. You know, if you've got in shape, I think it is a degree to a degree it is. But I think I think you're right about the hundred percent nature of that. People are very prideful, but I think a lot of people in they're met with literally death, the pride disappears and it's like now it's it's I don't think given. I just think it's like I could be the I think it

could be the opposite in a lot of ways. I think it could even make it even worse, like because that's because that is something that happens to like it because you didn't have an answer, have been cured. He had lung cancer. Actually it was a very high probability that he was going to die. Yeah, mega, it was mega high. It was lung cancer, like like a really bad fucking well well yeah, but like untreated, not like by even like a wild When he goes into remission, When he

goes into remission, the doctors are literally shocked. They're like, what the funk that he was? He was basically fucking dead, And his whole thing was like I'm gonna make a lot of money before I die. I think, uh, I don't know, man, I think if you're gonna because I've seen stories about people, because the question initially was like, do you do you buy that he could turn and into a monster in like a year? Yeah, obviously he's kind of a monster. But Kingston, I think

he's always been been kind of a g that is wildly different things. The thing, it's not even the same thing. So what I mean is this The only criticism I had of the show is that I'm like, oh, when I realized this show pretty much takes place within like a year span or something like that. The fact that he can go from just being a prideful jerk, but a jerk not towards everybody, a jerk towards these people who

he feels that wronged them, even though actually it is his fault. It is his fault that is obvious, but he feels like these people are from him, and he's jerked to them specifically. It's not a jerk to Hank, is not a jerk to Walter Junior Skyler, Like their relationship is all kind of cool until he's he's a jerky either. They don't have a fucking divorce. They're not on the the what do you call it, the they're not on the cusp of divorce until obviously he's disappearing and making meth like they

were okay before that. Yeah, So like the whole thing is like, what does that? Also a lot of things that happened that Walter doesn't directly his life happen. He also thinks things happen, and he doesn't stop them directly. Granted that's not exactly him do like letting Jesse's girlfriend die, you know, like he was just like, I'm not killing her right, like she's dying on her own. She would have died if I didn't come here.

I need when you when you Sam and the scene because if she would because the only reason that she even got on her back in the first place was because he showed up. The only way the old flipped her. He did flip her. Yeah, he flipped away like he did flip her by accident. Definitely killed her. He did it accident. I forgot. He was shaking. He was shaking Jesse awake, and she was like I think

they were on their side. She had to move and then yeah, and she was shaking right, and then she got on her back, which made her you know, choking her own vomit. Uh. He he had an intervention in it, for sure, which it is super evil. But see even that like doing something so like to the you being so comfortable with murder, Like I know he killed somebody, but it was out of self defense before that, but that's self defense, right, like it's either you or

somebody. But then just being completely comfortable with actually to me, I would say within a year span. I'm not saying it's not impossible, like it's just improbable. I could. Here's here's why. Well, yeah, I mean the whole I guess, like the whole show is I'm probably you know what I mean. It's like the whole point is crazy somebody being a completely fucking nerd and going to selling hard drugs. I can believe that part to

a certain extent. I definitely know that happened. I've seen what happen. Well, that's a real story. That's the story. I didn't know that Breaking Bad. Yeah, Breaking Bad as a as a premise was based on like a story that Vince read, like about some like some teacher that was arrested for selling math and that's all that it's based on. And then everything else is kind of yeah yeah, but like I don't know, I could. I could believe that somebody who is like he is timid, But it's

not because he's like a good guy. He's timid because he's like care he thinks everybody's list to him. Well, he's just very he's a very careful, kind of anxious guy, like and like once he has nothing left like once, he's like not afraid of death anymore. It's kind of like, oh, well, fuck, Like, I hate my life. It sucks. I hate these pop I've always I've always hated these people. I've always hated these people. But I have to be like a good husband or whatever.

I have to be like a teacher. I have this responsibility to be like a part of the fucking he goes to. He goes to assemblies where he just doesn't give a shit, like his wife is giving him this like barely off like in the first episode, I think he gets like that really embarrassingly like low effort hand job from his wife, and it's like Jesus Christ, this like this life fucking sucks, and we finds out he's got no more left of it and he doesn't have to put on a show anymore.

I could believe that somebody like that would be like would would maybe not get that guy. I do believe that. I don't believe that somebody like that. I do believe that somebody like that if they were like, dude, we could make millions of dollars if this kid would just get his fucking shit together. But he won't get a shit together. Because this fucking drug addict

girl is getting in his way. They're probably gonna die together, which is probably like a reasonable under like like his, he's probably thinking, like, they're gonna overdose together. They're bad for each other. This is bad because objectively speaking, they are terrible for each other, Like there's an idea like, oh well they would have been okay, Like, no fucking way, they're they're both addicts and they're both like enabling each other. It's bad.

So he's probably thinking like, oh, well, I mean, dude, if she dies, I'm doing a good thing. Really, he's not gonna understand that because he's emotionally involved, but like, I know that this is probably like Ben, that's the point of him. Jesse though, Jesse, Jesse goes from being someone that doesn't really care about terifications of hurting people around

him. He does dumb, shitty hurts me around him, and then Jesse eventually gets why to the fact that, holy fuck, people around me are getting fucked over by my dumb decisions opposed to Walter stops giving a fuck that that Walter does. I think there are three key points in that, cause that's one of them. When he had her killed Jessica Jones when when she win a play Sonic Skyler when she was destroyed by vomit. That was one

of the turning points where it's like, there is a better solution. There is a better there is a there was a better solution as far as like he could have, you know, coordinated with the father, probably did some stuff. There's things that could have been done to probably go a different route, but he acted rash. There is obviously the killing a shooting Mike Ermantrout there was like, oops, I didn't even need to do that, Like when he he says it to him directly before he dies, where he's like,

oh, I could have just done this instead of killing you. Oops. The fact that he killed Mike was like, bro wat well, yeah, he has that convo, he has that conversation to do where he's like, I guess I could have just I could have just like was it remember the name tells And he tells that, yeah, I could just get it from that girl. I didn't have to do this. And he tells that to him while he's dying. Is if that's like better, Like, bro, leave me the thanks a lot, Walter, I'm gonna go play Sonic

Convention too, with the Great Panda Wilton. Thanks a lot, you fucking hack, Thanks, wal Thanks Walter. I guess I'm not going to live to see Balder's Gate three come out, Walter. I'm not going to see Carlax flaming Walter? You are you fucking happy? He died in two thousand, two thousand and eight? What like? What would have yahoo? Like? Yeah? Games? Games, video games twenty ten? Best effect to this, Walters. I'm never gonna play, Walts. I'm never gonna play

Sony Spider Man. Walter. I got a tip that it was going to come out, and you killed me, Walter. I could have played that game. Your Piece of Ship was really looking forward. I was really looking forward to go to War three, Walter, and now I'll never be able to play Way to Go, You Piece of Ship? When to come out? Twenty ten? I just looked up a bunch of that, just a bunch of games. Yeah, man, I was really looking forward to Dante's

Inferno, Walter. But you're screwed me. You're really fucking screwed me, Let's says his screed. Brotherhood was right around the corner I was getting I was looking so forward to continuing the story of Zio Alditore that Forerente by the way, but now I'll never get that chance. Well to you, he said. I feel like Mike Irmans the kind of guy that to get shot, he'll walk around for a while, do stuff, put things where he needs to put them. He's like, come, fucking Alan waits right around

the corner, Walter, it's crazy that Allen Wi two. It really it really isn't saying that Alloway too. Alan Wick one came out in twenty ten, and the and the sequels coming out in twenty twenty three. That's so funny. That is kind of love that. But there's so many jump scares in that game. Bro. I was watching someone play and I was like, God, damn, dude, it's crazy just playing it. Literally, It's like, how is he doing that. It's only twenty hours, so

there are multiple room. I mean, it's somebody's always playing it. It is always on. Anytime I walk outside, it's a dude, Like Jesus Christ. Yeah, dude, I'm super fucking into it. But yeah, the jump scares are so funny too, because it's like they really do.

Like I mean, jump scares are cheap, but like the way they do it in this game like this, especially like when you're playing it, it's like it kind of gives you that that giggle after almost like a roller coaster feeling like when it happens, because you're like you laugh immediately because it's just like, oh, it's like a fun kind of jolt because it's already tense as it is normally I would hate jump scares, and I do normally hate

them, but like does a pretty good job. Let's get one more out of the way before yeah, yeah, yeah, before we wrap things up over here much. I saw one. I do want address this. I don't know what this is exactly child Dangement road and he says, hey, nigahigaz, how come the Patriot doesn't get video anymore? You've done it a few times and it rocked. I don't remember this. I feel like I don't remember doing it one time specifically because and it may have been it may

have been something that we were being probably really visual or something. Uh, and then so I needed to add video. Oh yeah, for I can't remember which episode it was, but I was actually thinking about this. There's problem. Oh wait, what were you gonna say? No? I was just like it. It could be done. It's just more of a uh it's really always just been meant to be audio. Uh, it's the video is kind of like it. It could be done. It's just I don't

know, I always picture. I just never really used Patreon for video. I've never I don't know, I just always it's always been like an audio

thing. To know me too, I'm no, I'm the same way like I mean, so, I mean, if there's if people want it, I guess it wouldn't really add any it would be the same thing as we always Uh yeah, we just never really thought about it because Patroon didn't have video support really, like you would have had to like upload a video with like the to YouTube to like to and then have it privated and then that kind of that It is kind of annoying because you just share it and it's

it kind of defeats the purpose. But I think I did see that they added video support on Patreon. But at the same time, it's like a podcast, like when you want to just listen to. I don't know if if people really really want it, we'll look into it. But in the short term, in the short term for at least for like the next month or two. We're probably gonna not make any crazy changes, right, but if that's something that people want, like, well, we'll do video on

Patreon. That's not really a problem. We just it really just didn't even cross our minds to do it. But uh yeah, man, but we've got we've still got so many We've still got so many fucking questions. So uh cut, Well, we'll see you guys. Uh yeah, let's wrap it up. We'll see you guys next time. Yeah, a little bit like another episode of Breaking a Breaking Bad spoiler spoiler cast if you haven't seen Bringing Bad. But now, by the way, I'm sorry, Like it's

it's it's well beyond the statue. It's been ten years since the show ended, right, so relax, we're gonna say we will have it in the title like spoilers all that stuff. But just understand, bro, no, no, no, I can't. I can't, I cannot, I can't. It's a year for me, dude, It's a year for me. That's that's like did we spoiled dragon Ball? Like did we spoil dragon Ball Z? By saying like you know what I mean? Like no, that's like saying Oh my god, I don't want spoilers to the Bibles, Like,

shut the funk up, dude, suck my dick. I'm gonna tell you, Jesus dies. They killed that Jewish nigga. They killed that Jewish died. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just saying nobody, nobody did nothing. No one did me, no courtesies for Spider Man two or nothing, you know what I mean. Like, it's that's it's just that's that, That's how it is. That's just the way of the world. Man. You like, you stay away from the stay away from that ship if

as much as you can. But you always know that there's gonna be some people that you know they're gonna do it. But for things that are super old, come on, bro, come on, yeah, it's it's it's like I saw somebody as somebody wrote in about to a Sacred Symbols episode recently, because like they said, like Colin spoiled Final Fantasy seven, and it's like, bro, that is yeah game, Like I didn't even play Final seven. I knew about that for I didn't even play that game is fucking

ancient by today's standards. It was like nine years old, right, it's also it's also the most famous video game spoiler that exists. It's it's like the equivalent of like just Snape killed Dumbledore type shit, you know what I mean, where it's like we know this, or like Luke, I am your father level, where it's like we know this, we know this. You don't know what happens in Final Fantasy seven for real, like I know, and I never even fucking finished it or even got to that part just

through just through basic cultural osmosis. I've seen that moment in so many fucking video game videos, just like referenced, and it's like, Okay, I don't know whatever, Nick, but they stole my back, cut me down three two one, Wow, Liam's sheety. Hello, Bungus, my old friend. I've stuck cock. I've stuck my cock and you again. Well Derek already did that. Oh right, we already got a SUS version of We already got a SUS version of Sound of Silence. Yeah, but thank

you, thank you for your twenty five dollars support. Great pitch on a com slash Stark Tank. First time in a while, I haven't mentioned that what is it health heath smoker Soon may the gayer Man. Come soon, May the gayer Man come to bring us bussy and dick, and come one day when the sucking is done, we'll take our seed and go nice as go. Gay sea shanty, especially surprised that has it crossed our eyes before, Like it's just a gay sea shanty. Get Jonathan young On here done?

Maybe down. He's been doing all those he's been doing all those those shanties. Yeah, so like he's into it, let's do it, of course. So where we're musically in general music every fucking two months coming out. It's crazy. Frosty the gay Man was a jolly homo soul with a gaping hole and a button and a button dick and two balls made of made out of coal. A button dick, Christ, It's just it's just a button dick. Seems impossible, Just like like a ton of them stacking on

each other like tape together, like what the like a roller corder. It's so insane. Yeah, there you go a roller There's a roll of buttons that you get from the bands as one does jen amphetamine jen em petamine solid slug. I did everything right and they dieted me. Walter nice who will dude? I went to a party and I was doing that Trump like I was like, did everything right, and they indicted me and they wouldn't let

me. They would they kept asking me to say Japanese things in Trump's voice, and they were cracking, like making like making references to things that Trump shouldn't know. Like so like the Sonic creator, you know, like Eugi Naka, how he was like put in jail, is like a Eugi Naka, you know, creator of Sonic Bad Jack arrested again and like they were fucking losing their mind, just saying like do you say something about Suita fifty one? And Trump's was like suit of fifty one and they would It was

so weird, I think. I think because the premise of Trump knowing about anything to that degree that he would know like Eugi Naka's name even slightly, is in and of itself very funny like him, not like the idea of Trump being like the indomitable Hey Deo Kajima, you know, like the idea like that seems so out of pocket that he would even know, So I get it. But at the same time, it's like, oh my god, yeah, I did everything right, and they died to be Walton,

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gay that's a gay Alien in chains, gay Alice in chains. Yeah, they've come to fuck the rooster thrower. Come in the air and spray it like you just don't care, or if you like dick and balls and that gay shit everybody, John Killers of the flower Moon eight out of ten. Guido the Fourth, I still have to see that. I listened to every episode of the Snart podcast, and all I got was this lousy dick. I'm not I'm hot for gay, so fuck my ass, everybody, come

in my ass, will suck this hog together? Hot for gay by em and Cman M Hassan Piker calls you a homophobic slur for ten thousand dollars to charity. Uh do it, bro, Stop stop with the brain slander or the Briton slander. It's all. It already sucks here. Listening to Sweeny makes me consider racism baller of the first sin. There goes my homa, watching them as she blows gape with gape with the end of the machine. Two episodes remaining, be afraid. Yeah for a month. His long penis

is kid. Yeah, yeah, he's been He's been stuck there for a while. He's been dead. Can you imagine? I mean, look, man, I can't. I can't be responsible for checking out the mortality race of all you. So like until until your family does something something. Your bank's gonna stay in this, in this sorry, you're not gonna use that twenty five dollars. You're not gonna use that twenty five dollars anyway, you know what I mean? So like, whatever, if you're dead, like

your big deal. His long penis, his long penis is killing me. I must confess I drank his seed when I'm not with the boys. My prostate's fine, so fine, jolly old dipshit, mister Beast's voice, mister Hens, Johnny Silvercock cyphergraph earthereal urethral agonizer to him. Uh, if you like penis alata getting cock in the grain, if you're not into yo girl and you love antal pain, I've gaped my dudes. I've gaped my dudes, guy after guy I had. I had my ass spread penetrated five times

and a big penis. I ate a few, I had my share of cum shot. And that's it, which was that It's just a bunch of random shit. It's just a bunch of at this point, it's just a bunch of gay shit. Like I don't know like what you're saying even anymore, Like I don't even know if they're references to songs. I just think, I just think you're telling me gay stories. Uh, gay, I

gotta blow my nose his stories. I gotta you're looking forward to seeing fucking collapses like genetically sandetically altered to be perfect Walter, Miranda gal engineered to have a thick, juicy s for me to lick a chomp on Walter. You don't understand you've done that to be Walter. I wring the sweat out of a butt cheek and drinking on the go. I drink another man's balls, Walter shi it tastes like you don't drink. Bringing someone's ass like like like

a towel. Could you imagine someone takes a shower right like You're like your girlfriend starts taking a shower right and then one of your friends walks in, takes their towel, balls it like three times and wrings the water into their mouth. I'd be like, a, Yo, you gotta move out. You can't come here no more. Bro. That's conviction, and I funk with that conviction. But also get out now right now. Lee. They call my squad the goonies because we all have public indecency charges. A gaminem

cover until I collapse, till I prolapse. He's fucking my yad as long as I'm feeling him. The fact that people, Okay, wait one second, guess we don't know about you. Guys don't aren't on the internet doing stupid ship as much as I am. Well you are, but in different ways. So yeah, people saying yat now to refer at fash yat is referring to when someone says god damn right, it's like a goddamn that does not mean a big ass at all. Well now it correct. Now it

does too, because that's how slang works. Kingson it just it just changed. Man, God man, I can't. I remember reading that too. I remember reading that too and thinking that I was going insane because I remember, like, no goat is got like god damn, you know what I mean, that's like a it's like a short. I was so certain that everything that black people touch, white people touch and make it worse. Bro, I'm so sick of it, man, I'm so sick of it.

I'm so sick of everything we do. This is worsified because of the Internet and you guys find out anyone here directly. But well, I mean, I don't know, miss did you see that the thing about like mister Beast making well one hundred uh wells in Africa or whatever, And the government of Kenya is like embarrassed. It's like, yeah, you fucking should be, are you. Kenya isn't a really downtrodden place, though Kenya is kind of upper Kenya's not. No, but the government can't even do that, is

what I'm saying. Like that they're they're like upset with mister beast for doing it because it makes them seem incompetent. But it's like, yeah you are

though, like you can't funk are you? Though? If we didn't, if you know, would have made that better if all the riches of our country were stolen and sent down the countries to help them in commerce in a in a very extra dimensional way, you know, continue, continue, contin continue thing about Kenya being mad and everything though thanks were taking a diamonds, rubber, sugar and people. But yeah, other than that, you know

whatever. Do you know what I actually you know what I actually think sincerely, Like I actually think this plays into a lot of things. But I think Africa was so resource rich that there was no real need to do the

ship that Europeans did, you know what I mean? Like where it's like there was no real need to make all of this ship that they made that then like they fucking colonized the world with because like Europe has no fucking resources at all, you know what I mean, Like these these places are barren, so they have to go elsewhere to get them, so they have to invent like fucking boats and ship and all this like crazy nonsense to even get

to whereas Africa is like they're chilling on everything, they don't need to go anywhere, And then kind of they didn't they didn't need they didn't need to ruin the rest of the world. But I think that actually, but what I'm saying is it's interesting that being in in the most naturally rich place for

resources actually ended up being like a kind of like a bad thing. Yeah, no, that that is there's something that like a lot of do you remember for a minute, there's all these fucking race realists pieces of ship trying to like infiltrate like the side of YouTube that they're nowhere, and uh, these these fucking mutants couldn't understand that. They're like, oh, we're better because we invented all this ship. And I'm like, bro, the people

that are close to the equator are chilling. They have no need to admit this type of ship like like yeah, invention, invention is born, so like yeah, where they're like, we're fucking we're a lot of great things. Algebra, a lot of concepts and a lot of great things were constructed because they were gonna burn to death. They had nothing, and so it's like when you have some great comments and like in Africa and then say close

to the equator where you don't need a lot of clothes. Thing. But it's like it's it should be such an obvious thing, but these people are like, no, they're so fucking stupid. It should be an obvious thing, especially when you consider the fact that Nigerians are incredibly fucking smart, like when they're smart and Africans are smartest ship too, that's another thing that's fucking

great. They're just kind of intelligent as well. Well. The thing is like, that's what I'm saying, like, everybody's fucking smart if they if they have the ability to be, like or if they just have the capacity. It's like the idea of like like one hundred percent of white people are like really smart is fucking insane. It's not absolutely true for any fucking group at all. It's insane. It blows my mind that people. And it's what blows my mind too, is like the people who are like like,

oh man, the fucking white is spior race. They're always the fucking frumpiest, ugliest, fucking people to say it. It's so they're always there's always people that is like, how what the fuck is they're like any of us. It's like where the spirits like you? For no, bro, Like there's first of all, there's no such thing. Second of all, you are not the person to be making this case. We're all one. You can all have kids with each other, you fucking eighty its, we're all

one race and creature. They don't understand that. Whatever. I'm sorry to even bring that in. I just it's it's yes, sorry, sorry, guys, I'll say something funny. Give me a second. That's said that said black people are the worst? Yeah what No, no general in general, because I would say at dying for no reason. Yes, we are the war, the war the best, We're the best, the best that dying for. We're the best at mining our business and problems. Do you

see that? What are my favorite one of my favorite that's gonna get a clips for sure, by the way, but my favorite thing, my favorite thing about uh. Did you ever see that clip of Bobby Lee talking about how like, uh Koreans uh aren't bagoted in the same way that everybody else is. And they're like immediately like what are you fuking talking about? And he goes like Koreans never had slaves and the guys like, I don't think that's true, and they look it up and it turns out. It turns

out they have. The Koreans have the longest unbroken chain of slavery in modern history, going like fifteen hundred years. I love how so like I love that's but that was something that was annoying too. But that was that was an annoying conversation to where the idea is, like white people invented slavery. It's like, no, bro, like so many stupid people with like like who had like platforms making like really amazingly stupid white people. White people took

slavery to the next level. It's they they like the landing trade like the largest example, and it's so much recent it wasn't that long ago historically. And then there are places in Africa and there are there are countries. Yeah it's still practice slavery. So you also need to here's the thing, here's the thing. You cannot you cannot find out who invented slavery. It's just

no because there's no anything. It just happened. That ship just happened like naturally you see that ship in like fucking animals or they just like fucking like, yo, you're the you are a drone people. The crazy so sad is that they made up they made up slavery the way that they didn't make it Africans, so they made they really did actually Africans. And then not only they do that, they literally tried to validate themselves constantly in doing it.

They weren't just like we took people because we won them over. It's like, now we did it because God wanted us to end. Also, there's they're a different race and we're a better race than them, Like they they tried to like mathematically and incorrectly mathematically prove that it was fine, and they tried to different. I don't know how I don't know how different.

I don't know how different it makes. It really like if you personally like we took these people, that's it, there are right, yeah, but like it's it's kind of of those things where it's like, I don't know, if you kill somebody and then you don't care versus and then you kill somebody, then you justified. It's like is that really any it's ultimately definitely definitely worse, but it's like not the same kind of words worse. You

know, it's worse. It's worse in the same way that something that goes sixty miles an hour is slower than something that goes sixty one miles an hour. Like it's it's worse, but like it doesn't change anything. It's like it's the same. You're fundamentally if you crash this car, you're still gonna fucking get hurt, real bad fundamentally. So I guess, I guess it's

don't really exist now you're already slaving. You're already slaving. Like the only thing I could say about slavery is uh, as far as it really does teach you how horrible humanity is, especially when you think about the Atlantic, the Atlantic slave trade. What do you just think of? Like I lost faith in I lost faith in humanity the second I learned that chimps will just rip you to pieces if you don't give him a birthday cake, you know

what I mean. Yeah, it's like that was to mean, it's like we're so related to those things, and it's like that's that's human nature right there. Man, do you about that guys scar driver They got a small dick ripped off and like it's fucking insane. Hey, chimp. Yeah, some chimp, Like so what? So the story wasn't this guy his name is like Saint Vincent or something. I don't know, I don't remember what

the fuck his name is. It's like something like that. He was a NASCAR driver and he had a pet chimp, and like him and his wife were like, oh man, we love this chimp. And then like they had they had this chimp and they had to it was getting too big, so they sent it away to some zoo or something where they would go visit

it. And on its birthday they brought it a cake. And two other chimps in there saw that and they were like, fuck this guy, why don't we get a cake, broke out of the enclosure and ate his dick, ate his face, ripped all of his fucking fingers off, and just fucked him up, basically because he because they didn't give him a cake. And that, to me, I'm just like I look at that and I'm like, damn, that is the core of us, and that's scary.

That is so fucking disheartening. The funniest thing is that the smartest chimp is dumber than a retarded toddler, Isn't that crazy, but they're extremely powerful. They're extremely powerful. Oh yeah, yeah, the power exeeded him by leaps and mouth. But is more dangerous than a human is technically because it is like it's a commerce thing technically for wanting things will like it's like you can,

you can, That's that's That's what I was trying to say. It's like just the the idea of just desire is what the basis of like slavery, and the reason like why even ship like this even happens in the first place, it's it's fucked up to where it's like I know, here's here's some stuff. I'll give you this, and it's like, okay, you can take these people and then they will work give you these resources to make

more stuff for us, and then it's just that fucking cycle. And it's like you're saying, and you know what, if you don't give me a slave, I'm going to eat your dick. Essentially, they basically saying is like people could think that, but like I don't live in a state where I extremely want. I mean, I've been very, very poor, but i'n't lived in the state where I have absolutely nothing, So I could never because like those those are people. As soon as I would see them cry

my heart be like I can't do this. That's a me thing. That's why I feel for their face. If facebook like but they but the thing is that the thing is validation. They trying to validate it because it's like all the superiority, so they had a different process. I would be like, I feel really bad, bro. Anyway, a slave right now would be so emotionally stressful because you'd be like, it'd be like cleaning for your

house. They would fall down. They'd be like, I'm so tired, and you're like you gotta be like, hey, get back up and finish cleaning. I wouldn't be able to do that to somebody. I'd be like, hey, you know why I wouldn't have plantation with a white tuxedo. You fucking get good, right, I'm lacking. Get good. I'm lacking. I'm finn. I'm finna get anyway starts slavery up again. Bro, all right, that ship get good. Get tweeny like my weenie, ask

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King of I don't know what was really I was really distressing. I was hoping that it would stop. That's today's episode of Stark Tank about spoiling, spoiling, breaking bad entirely and talking about slavery and the slave trade, breaking Walter white slaves. You should do something, but Walt has a whipping these whipping slaves. We should spoil the slave trade. Yeah, for sure, we should spoil it. Lose flash. Black people are in the Americas,

Now, that's crazy. It's so funny too, because like it's so funny when you consider like race, it like because like you don't. It's so it's just wild to be that like they didn't they didn't want black people here, but they also forced them to be here. It's so funny. Like I love that dichotomy where it's like people, we've been slave these you know what I'm saying, it's like we've been slave these people and now like it's like the ultimate it's like karma for them in some way where it's like,

look what you did, Look at you. It's just it's the same. It's the same karma with like fucking Native Americans and Mexicans. How they fought so hard to destroy Native Americans and they pushed them down to the bottom of the country. And then now there are so many Hispanic people in America that they're like, oh, they're going to overtake the white people. And it's just like, well, you guys, did that's your fault. Yeah, you put them to where they can breed and grow, and then it's

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