#185: RIP Friends G.O.A.T

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to do it. Like a good podcast. Here walks off no pants on, walks the other side of her room and camera swing it, drinks water, gets hard, comes on the camera comes my bad guys. So they should have mods in video well, I'm sure they have mods and video game but this should not even mods. This should be just like a staple in video games where like you know how there are some mods that make tit physics like ridiculous, where like yes, a character will turn around and then it'll

like jiggle like like like ridiculously. They should have that for for for penises in video games. I think they should have it so like if somebody stood up and ran to the other side of the room, it would it would helicopter for miles for days. I'm kind of upset that they they've never had like video games aren't like equal opportunists, Like there's no equality in that where

I feel like the dudes are always left out. And it's one of the reasons why I use so many nude mods for dudes in my games because I want to show people that it's unfair that oh, everybody only just wants to mod the chicks and so their big tits can explode out of their top. And I'm like, what about the men? Yeah? Man, what about red Field and his massive penis? Well, he's on a mission to find Ethan winners or whatever. It's it's yeah, man, it's it's It's only

fair. It's a missed opportunity. There's ad for Street Fighters six where a guile is like waiting like on the like screen and this dick is like a foot and a half long, bro. And I was playing it at my friend's house and I saw that, and I was completely taken out the game. I was like, I don't know how you could ever compete in a fighting game where you could see someone with a dick that big and think I want to fight this? I think was that big of that hard? You

still want to fight them? Ye? Speaking of yeah, speaking of taking out the game. Rest in peace, Matthew Perry. Matthew Perry is gone from Friends. The entire cast of Friends is now dead, uh because crash a reunion. They're doing a reunion and they another another reunion year ago something. Yeah, they're going to make a new show called Acquaintances, and it's about the friends after they've grown apart from many many, many many years,

in part where they no longer have anything in common. I'll hear from like maybe like once a year or something, you know, like just a quick little reply to an Instagram post or something. Yeah, it's like it's like the intros like slowed down. It just sounds like it's like they're melting. So no jujulo if feoz and you just kind of just making it sad as fuck, like, damn, yeah, we grew apart man, and then Matthew Perry died. Yeah, then Matthew Dude, he was fifty four to

that. That's not even remotely That's the saddest thing about it to me. It was like, damn, that's not even remotely that old. Like that's what he said, like drowned in come or something. What was it drowned? He drounded to come, He drowned in a dracuzzie. I think what I think the story is he had a heart attack and died drowned in his racuze, which is fucked. It's extra. It is really sad. I'm

not like the big I'm not a Friends guy really at all. I thought although like the parts, the few parts of Friends that I did like chuckle at did happen to involve Matthew Perry a lot, So like, you know, I get it. I get why people are sad. Friends is a big show. I'm sure I'm definitely gonna be like this when like Elaine dies, Like when Elaine dies, I'm I'm fucked. I'm like ruined for a

good week. Probably that sucks, like she's she's like something I care about, Like like Elaine is like someone that like that, like I give, like I don't give. I may he rest in peace of fortunately died young. I don't give a fuck about this guy dying at all. I don't like Friends, never liked Friends, never will like Friends, never gave a funk about the series. I've always been that way. I'm sorry. I still watched Friends when I was growing up a lot. I would also show

stupid as fuck. I don't know how she laughed at it, but just died very young. There's some scenes the scenes it's not it's it's not it's agree with that hard stance. Crazy. It's very funny. I think it's very funny. I don't think it's very funny either, But I don't think it's like bad, Like it's kind of like bad. I just don't I really don't get it, and I know I don't care to get it. I think that's where I stand. I'm not standing on like the fact that

it's bad. I just never liked. It reminds me of like like like a proper reaction to the Big Bang theory, where it's just I legitimately don't understand that at all because I literally feel nothing. I've seen plenty of scenes. I've seen plenty of moments in Friends where I've gotten chuckles. Uh,

there's enough of them. And I also liked I think this was early on in the in the series that they they purposefully whoever, you know, the whoever was running the show, they would not put the women in bras, so like that was really cool, that is true. Yeah, yeah, I thought that was pretty cool. It was pretty neat. It was pretty cool. I appreciate it. But yeah, they just didn't have bras on.

Their nips were just popping out of their shirts. I guess here's dunstan uh in Spider Man one and the one man, but uh yeah, here only a Spider Man one because alas Spider once started coking rough but so turned only in one, only in one talking about she's finding she looked different.

So here's here's the thing, Jesus, here's the here's the thing about Like, I will say that that couch gag on Friends does make me laugh when they're moving that when they're moving the couch up the stairs and they're like really uncoordinated, that's like a great that's a great scene on Ironically, even though it's just like the same joke over and over again, I love that scene because I relate to it and I've been there, but like, yeah,

it's it's mostly like and it's a standard. The only time it's really fun is the blooper. That blooper part is what it's hilarious. Like, I don't remember the blooper. I didn't see the I'm not that I'm not that big of a Friends fan, so I haven't looked into the bloopers like you have. But that's what that's what makes that that scene funny. I don't, I just seem truly funny. I've also, ironically no joke. I'm dead serious. The samely with Seinfeld. I've never really sat down like I

want to watch Friends, but I'm sure I've seen the whole series. I'm sure i've seen I don't think I've seen the whole series, but I've seen enough of it. But think about it. To me is the thing about it to me is like I don't know man like because that that guy, he had like an addiction problem and all sorts of shit. It's it just it does like when Jerry Seinfeld dies, I'm not gonna give a ship,

Like I will not. I sincerely won't care. I love that show, but I know even he The thing about it is like I know he won't care either. The thing about Jerry sims like I believe, I fully believe that Jerry Seinfeld will not give a ship. I mean definitely why he will be dead. I don't think anybody what I mean. It's just like generally like he's like he's he's so rich, he's so rich, he's lived such an insanely amazing life, and he's just like yeah, whatever, Like I

will not feel bad about that. No, my money, I can't take my money. Math Perry just like drowning in a fucking Jacuzzie for my money. I could do with the afterlife. Why is it so dark? Where's all my cars? Where's my forty thousand dollars? So many cars? Bro, it's a sick man. Why do you have that? Man? And jay Leno and ship and like I said this, I say this, I said this. The only thing that's supposedly not a sickness to hoarding is money.

Everything else is fucking crazy. Like you know, even is pretty crazy to be crazy, it's just you don't perceive it as such. I think it's absolutely insane. I'm just saying that, Like society doesn't see a billionaire and think, oh, that is insane. Amounts of money that you'll never use in a thousand lifetimes. You know, they don't try about gotta buy cars, man, you gotta buy all those cars, you know? Jay Leno exploded? Did you know this? No? What do you so?

So? Okay, first off, I'm not I know this sounds like me lying to you, but that's your spid is going to be dude, I am not kidding. Jay Leno, I think exploded and on fire. Yeah, like we did not explode, Chris, That's not the same thing exactle

bit but so jay Leno was like I don't even know. He was like doing like the Akira slide on a motorcycle, drifted over like a pile of gasoline, like a bunch of gasoline blocks, and then fucking sparked himself up and exploded and then he got set on fire and his face fell off. And that's real. That's like a real jay Leno lore. That's a real His face fell off. He got caught up in an accident and he burned his face. He was not there's so do you understand, like when was

this It was like last year? I think, actually it was it was a few years ago. It was a few years here. I think it was like either during the pandemic or like pre pandemic, a little like just before the pandemic, where like this actually happened to jay Leno. He burned

his face, his face burned and fell off to the ground. And now it's like it's like some kind of somebody's like the Joker mask was like it's literally it was like the mask somebody's walking somebody's walking around with the charred the chart original face of jay Leno because he got like a bunch of reconstructive surgery. This is real and Corn O'Brien started laughing audibly laughing in the background. Man, that whole man, that whole city, that whole, that entire

grimoire is incredible. Like that is some of the best lare I've ever read. Like the Jay Leno Cony I love. Every single time he would go back on Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Kimmel would just start insaulting him vapidly immediately, Like he would go back on there again and Jimmy would just start insaulting his character immediately. I don't even like Jimmy Kimmel at all. I don't like him even slightly, but that guy would always tear him down to a

piece of city. You remember when he did black Face. Hell yeah, absolutely about that. But it's one of my favorites. See, Like, look, man, I loved old school comedy because no one gave a like it's so funny where it's like I can't believe people are putting this on on television where they think this is totally okay. He was basically who's that that that rapist basketball player which his name Carl Malone, I don't know Carmelone.

Carmelone who impregnated a thirteen year old oh beat yeah, that's pretty crazy. One of the best basketball players to ever win a championship on the Utah Jazz, I'm pregnated the thirty year old girl. But yeah, he he but see, Okay, to be fair, nobody really knew about that at the time. It was it was very hush hush, obviously for obvious reasons that were like, let's not listly this son of the rug crazy. I didn't know that. I didn't know anything about that. That's fucking wild. It's

uh, there's insanely is a giant piece of ship. But uh, you know, anyway, people didn't know at the time, so you know, it's it's one of those things where Hollywood and the people were on the scenes they know, but we don't know, kind of like anybody else that's me get got me too or whatever. Anyway, Yeah, so you can look at Jimmy Kimmel blackface, he's uh, he's done up entirely. I'm alone, and it's it's one of those things where it's I love this old ship,

where like, oh uh, what's his name? Who's the nervous guy? That does the Tonight show or or what is it? What does he do? Which one is he he did? Yeah, I don't know, whatever the show because he took over for the chin, right he did black face do though? Yeah he did? He did. Chris Rock did christ being like pretty good though, dude, honestly it isn't It is genuinely an amazing impression. But at the same time, it's like, Bro, you didn't have to didn't you have to get the You didn't have to get the

whole fucking the makeup department of the Grinch to help you do this. You know, you can just did the impression and then and figure it out. Like I love it. I love people. I love people doing black face

and not understand it's a problem. Yeah, I love it. I love it because it's like it is pretty like the last the only it kind of amazes me that Robert Downey Junior just got away with tropic thunder, Like I understand why, because like that's the whole point of the that's the whole point of that character in the movie, right, But at the same time, it's still like it relies on so much context that you would expect you would expect that to be a genuine problem, but it just never really was.

I see trending every now and again. I see it trending every now and again on TikTok and Twitter and stuff and no and nobody. It never really gains any tracks because of the context was in. I think that's the only reason why it's fine. I think, I mean, and that should in my opinion, that should be protected when when it's when it's it's for the purpose of when it serves that purpose. The same with us. Sir Silverman

did a similar thing. There are some people that have done blackface. For example, it's always sunny with the with the oh yeah, the lethal lethal weapon five, they have the same thing. Within the context of the show. It was obviously an issue. Other people saw it as an issue and that it made that for those purposes, I think, And it's it's a shame that they there's a there's a great episode of Community to where that where I can't remember who does it. I think it's I think it's Chang does

it yeah? Yeah, I think show yeah, and the Chevy Chase would do that. Does it taste? Does it offset? But uh? He like this was on the show for Detroy every day. But the thing that's that's crazy and that's why doing music. The thing that's really crazy about that though, is like, so you have on Always Sunday, Like I think those episodes were removed or something, right, they were, like they were on Hulu and they took them off. That's crazy. They took the Legal

Weapon five episode off. That to me is that to me is too much. That to me is too much because the whole point of that show is that they are fucking horrible. That's the whole joke is that they are. The first episode, the first episode is the Gang. Yeah, like they're trying, Yeah, they're trying to try to prove the not racist. The thing I don't like about it specifically though, is like Charlie, Charlie,

the least racist one gets literally is genuinely not. But so what's weird that is like so making fun of the concept of somebody being stupid enough to do blackface, which is the point of that joke, right, That's like that's too far. But then you have every episode where Dennis is there and Dennis is like literally a serial rapist problem monster, like the Implication episode. The Implication episode by itself, like the fact that that's that that's still up there

is kind of crazy. Yeah, he was like a cool boy, the pool guard with the little guy, and he was going to sleep with that teenager. He was going to sleep with the little Oh, He's like, I'm all yours, where do you want me? It's such a classic shows you that the selective you know, the selective outrage where it's it's like, oh, let's do this too, and when you the thing that pisses me off because it's it's really only there's loud activist voices that are speaking out.

But if you were to actually go into like black communities and ask them about this shit, and like if they were to see it, they would be like they think it's funny too, because yeah, it's just like it's just

like a thunder dude. It's just like traffic thunder where it's like I have not met a single I've not been a single black person that has a problem with Robertwney Junior traffic thunder right, And they specifically had that one other black character to represent, you know, the people who would obviously have a problem with it in like a real world context, like if somebody was actually doing that and they had that other dude that's like you took you know, the

only black role, and they give it to this Australian guy like that guy was there and to bounce off each other. It was. It worked so well to the point where I remember Jamie Fox went on Joe Rogan's podcast and then Jamie Fox became the arbiter of niggas for a second and they were talking about that and he was like, I give the pass and it was like a moment that people were like, all right, Jamie Fox said, it's

cool. We can't we can't funk with it anymore. It's over. And it's I think Jamie Fox, Yeah, is he okay by the way, like because he's recovering okay? Good? Yeah, because because we heard that he was like all fucked up and then we just didn't hear anything. So I was like, uh, it makes it crazy is that Jamie Fox is really not young, like really not young his fifties or something. He's like

fifties wearing his sixties. And it's like he looks he looks so good for his ages, like like no one looks as good for the age as he does. Genuinely, like he looks well, probably not anymore. It's probably like trimmed down a lot and like not the same shit. He wasn't. Well, Sigourney Weaver looked pretty amazing in her fifties too, Like to be fair, Sigourney Weaver is, Oh my god, Alien, you know Alien she was in. She's been in a ton of shit. You know who

Sigourney the fucking protagonist and Alien? Yeah, Scott, No, oh my god, director, dude, whatever her name is Ridley something. I know both Ridley's in both of their names. Yeah, I know you're talking about though. Yeah, yeah, she plays No, no, she's not her fifties. Then she's in a movie. I don't remember what movie. What movie is, It's like a sci fi movie where she plays like this this blonde chick with like a big with big boobs, like I don't remember what

the fuck. I don't remember what the movie was, but uh, Galaxy, it's Galaxy. Questke's movie next to ninety two. No, definitely not space movie. I don't know whatever she's in there, whatever that movie is, she looks great. And I found that she was like fifty something or like, what the fuck? That's crazy. So like some people just take better for yourselves. I will say, dude, there's somebody I I know that. No, it's that's not necessary. It's totally necessary. I don't

have to say that. You already started. So yeah, it's true. I was gonna say, dude, like, you know, Matthew Perry had a drug problem. Okay, that's fair. But he looked pretty rough for fifty four, man like he looked. He looked really rough for filly. That'll do it, man. And some people, let's just be real, some people like genetically some people age like fucking milk. Some people are just

genetically cursed and they do not age well. Man. And then if you stay out in the sun, because the sun damages your skin, right, so if you someone who likes to go on the sun a lot, man like, just that's why it's like, I love my fucking I love my chocolate skin. Where it just I hate it. I'm gonna look good for a long ass time. Man. I hate I hate your chocolate skin. I hate why your skin makes me bad. I hate your skin. Is it not dark enough? Is that the problem? Everything gets wrong with it?

Everything? I love it. The color of band I hate when I was younger because I was not a lot of white people, and they made they pointed out how black I was. Very often people then I got old and I was like, oh you look terrible and I look good. Still, so you you had random people going up to you saying you're black. I would whenever, whenever a conversation would happen. Derek probably maybe maybe less because it depends you grew up in Hispanic area. Spanish are also extremely racious

as well. But whenever, whenever you're whenever there's a time to make a black person notice they're black, when they're the only black person, it happens every single time. Yeah, whenever it's a time to let you know that you're different, they do it all the time. You know what, the most when I was around more black people, it stopped was black. Yeah, there's no reason to the funniest thing about all of that is is that, like I think, Derek, you're the one who posted it that that

Nigerian guy, you're a black person. That guy, Like like the second I saw that guy, I was like, oh, Kingson and Derek are not black, Like that's insane, Like that is we're brown. I love seeing I love seeing like dark Africans like that because people really get to understand where the name came from. Same with like an with a Native American where it's like a dark ass native dude that is on the border of like a

fucking red shade. Where that's why you get like these the stereotypes where it comes from the porcelain white people in the fucking UK, you know, like where it's like you are literally white, you look like milk. It's insane, and uh so I love seeing this. Most people aren't his color, granted, Like my dad is dark as fuck. My dad's not that guy's color. No, that's what I'm saying. Guy, it looks like that guy looks like living Obsitian. He looks like it's like a piano key.

Yeah, you know. You know what I'm saying is like I see that. I see that, and I get like, you're almost like you see you think about how like those like white supremacists, right, they look at like like an Italian or something, or like or like a Jewish person with like even the slightest bit of pigment. They're like, they're not white. Yeah, they're not really white, And like, what are you talking about? And then I said that I saw and then I saw that jeering eye.

I was like, oh, I totally get it, Like they're definitely not Yeah, you're not white, and you're like, there's something because that is black. That is the blackest person I've ever seen. My lad he has that guy he has a black beanie on, and his black beanie absorbs more light than his fucking skin. It's crazy or less light. That guy is kind of the kind of dark that if I had white sheets, I wouldn't let him sleep on my bed. I would change the sheets. I

assume he would stain the sheets. Okay, that is that's not even racist. That's not even racist. That's just like I don't want to that's definitely not racists. Definitely I'll put I'll put on the blue ones or like the like the green ones, but the white ones. I thought he's gonna stain them, man, like he's not gonna do with his character. Though, I will say it's the opposite ends of the spectrum. Both frightened me, like like when I see someone that dark, it kind of like, I

don't know, I have a little bit of response like whoa. And the same thing when I see like someone that is so fucking white that you see all of their veins, and I'm like, oh, it's just like there's like you see the lanes in their face and ship like it's the extreme. It's the extremeness though, because like you, you so rarely see shades that intense where it's like, oh my god, that guy looks like someone's shadow ran away. Man. It's crazy the idea have someone being so that they

touch you, like, don't fucking touch me. It's crazy, like like you break like everything is fine, you were really respectful, They get the fuck away from me. I did, h I briefly. I briefly. This was around the time when when uh, this is around the time when I don't I don't remember how this happened, but me and me and John

Tron we were there was a small window at time. We were bonding over talking to British chicks, right and there was like this ultra porcelain chick that I was talking to at the time, and we were talking about, oh, maybe doing some type of like trip or something like that. But it just didn't. It didn't. It wasn't because of her skin. It just didn't. It was it didn't work out because I just I didn't want to fuck with that anymore. And then the funny thing is, I, you

know, I still married some fucking European chick. I was. I really, I was like, I don't want any part of this. I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to find a nice local chick or whatever. So we weren't talking anymore, but I still when I when I'm thinking about it right now, like her skin was so it was just like one shade away from just being straight up milk. It's so. I was like, it's so, and it is fascinating. It really is.

When you see people like that, it's fucking fascinating because you just don't see it. You just don't. I mean, I guess if you lived in certain areas like where that wherever that fucking African because I forgot what country is from. It wasn't Nigeria, it was something. There was something with an

s be cause it was it was saying like, oh, taurists. The whole point of that post was saying that there's a lot of European women that tore Africa to bang dudes like that, and so these guys just are just getting hooked up with a bunch of you know, chicks that come to just get destroyed. I guess because I'm sure it's penis as big as his arm. And yeah, so there it was like it was like a twit. What would what would how would you feel if the trade off for that?

It's like you got to get you had to have a massive penis, but your arms were like t rex arms, Like how would you like? Would you would you take that deal? No? Now I don't see I don't see a real benefit. I'm just trying to think of what I look like standing in front of the mirror. As big as my arms. You can't even reach it, Dick, you can't even reach you, Dick, No, you can because it's so big. You can. Because it's so big.

That's the thing. It's like a good point. Yes that's just been down just a little bit, and then just you just kind of like you know, just kind of your body. I don't I don't need like, like, first of all, people, women don't love massive penises. That is true, Yeah, they don't. Women don't like the thing Like porn stars are not regular women, they're true exhibition is. Yeah. Well they're

also paid to do that. It's like that's a job, like ultimately, it's like it's not really like, yeah, you see people with like fucking like, uh, what is it like two foot long dicks, and you're like, that's that's not even like I would hate that so much. Yeah, I saw. I mean I only know one girl, Like, literally, I only know one girl, like a friend of mine. She's the

only girl that I knew that. And funny enough, we've known each other for a long time and that every once while it be like some sexual tension or whatever. But literally, I never like pursued that because because of knowing her fucking palate is giant dicks and I'm I am not one of those brothers like my dick is. I don't know if it's like okay, I'm assuming it's above average or whatever, but I don't really know because I don't really care. But I know it ain't big, like the type of ship that

she would be fucking with. So I'm like, if we ever hook up, I know I'm just gonna disappoint her. Like so just like there's no point. I mean, like if you if you know a girl and then she lets you know that she likes massive hogs and you don't if you're not packing a mass of hockey like, well, I clearly I am not gonna satisfy this. You gotta start joking, bro, you gotta start joking man, jos Man, I am good. I Eventually you just have a really

long thin like it's like a slim jam gyms. Oh no, no, you gotta what you do is you gotta you gotta, you gotta do that. You gotta get it swollen. Let the swelling. Let it be swollen for a bit, you know, let it get in gorge then jok, you know, so then it learns how to stretch growth wise and linked wise. Now you can't have so much mass. Though you only have so much mass, you can't like, at a certain point, you joke so much that like it's like, hey, baby, what's up? My pelvis looks

like a mosquito's face? Are you ready? Just like this? Basically, here's here's why that's incorrect. Stretching your ears, man, Stretching your ears is because the cells, what, with enough force, the cells will just keep regenerating and and and try to add more to compensate for the stretching. Right, so you get you see, I've seen my friend Ricky, he had three It was disgusting. He had three inches there, it was three

inches and some comforts of in his ears. It was fucking absolutely disgusting. And then he got him sewed up. The which is actually I was thinking about doing that myself because one of them got damaged. Yeah, because one of the one of my lobes got damaged. And so it doesn't it's way thinner because it got it got torn and and then it got into See, this is the exact reason I know. This is the this is an anomaly. What happened to me. You know, it's not this is not the

norm. It was. It was the thing that like, but it's still but it's still happened. But that's also that's like saying, oh, you know, like, motherfucker got hit by a falling media, right, you know, Like, but it's still happened to that one person. Now I need to be scared. It's like, nah, it was. I'm terrified earlier. I'm terrified of everything that could possibly happen. Every time I'm thinking

about it, think about it, everything, think about it. It's like it's because you hear it, because you hear about like, oh man, what are the likelihood that a plane like what's the likelihood that a plane is gonna crash? Like very very unlikely, But if you're on the plane that's crashing, the likelihood is one hundred percent even Like so to me, it's like I don't care what the likelihood like every time I go on I think

I've told this story on the on the podcast before. But like I was on a plane where the where the oh my god, the masks came down, the oxygen mask came down, and I wasn't I genuinely wasn't scared because I just prepare. I prepare before every flight that it's like, yep, it's gonna be it is the last one. And I was totally fine. I was genuinely completely fine. People like panic you were just sitting there.

I really I was stonefaced, dude, I was stone face, and I was just like, yep, I expected this, and then we were all finally finally you just you just you just can't pull the trigger yourself. You're fucking coward. You gotta that's just not IM not afraid of I'm not afraid

of death genuinely at all. Like I'm afraid of death it like in my life, like affecting me and in ways that like, like my people, I care about dying, you know what I mean that that scares me a lot, but like me dying, I could give a fuck about like I really because oh no, oh no, no responsibilities. Oh no, I don't have to pay rent. Okay. So the lead singer, the lead singer of of Oh what's that stupid your nemesis band? I can't funk What's

Imagine Dragons? Yeah, the lead singer of Imagine Dragons? He finally he heard all the ship that you talked. He kicks down your door with a big fucking joker from the first Batman, you know, timber, like the gun that long Jesus head. You don't think you're gonna you like you think you're just gonna, like accept you think it's gonna sit down. We think you're just gonna You're not. You don't think you would like tell me, please, don't jokes. No, No, I'll try to fight like the

things that I'll try to fight. I'll try to fight in a situation where I know I can fight, you know what I mean, Like where it's like, oh yeah, you know what, fuck it whatever the Imagine Dragon. First of all, I'm not gonna even if he comes up to my house, I'm not I'm not gonna do what he says. I'm gonna think of something else. I'm gonna think of everything but dragons, just to spite him. And then I'll fight. I'll fight my way out. But like

in a plane, like what do you you know what I mean? Like, what's your Yeah, you're kind of you gotta jump, you got right before the planes gotta jump and then you jump and then get jettison too the fucking back or front of the plane wherever fucking physics takes you, and then you become a puddle. Uh. But what I'm not like, I don't everybody else's body is absorbed the impact. You crawl out of this flesh ball

of people. I don't want to get it twisted. I don't want to get a twisted I'm not like, I'm not like a nihilist where it's like, oh no, what's the point of living? You know what I mean? But like there are certain things where it's like, bro, like if I'm sorry, like I'm in the middle of the ocean completely alone. No,

No, I'm what night No, absolutely my nightmare. That's so the only time that The only time I'm afraid on planes is when I have to cross the ocean, when I'm over the large body of water, even if like up BioShock, yeah, because it's like one of those things. What if what if the crash, like the pilot maneuvers enough to where it's not a hard impact, but then it's like we're now in the ocean. It's

it's black, there's three fucking monsters under your feet. Like there's the whole entire scenario that sounds fucking because you're more likely to survive, at least for a little while if you if you crash in the ocean, right, I'm pretty sure that's true. I'm I'm basing that off of nothing based but just a hunch honestly. But BioShock, No, I have to imagine that if you hit a mountain, you're gonna exp blowed, right and you're done.

But like the ocean, I think a mountain is more lethal than hitting the ocean. Chris, Yes, the ocean, it's probably lethal. I'm well, that's what if you knows dive. Yeah, But like what I'm saying is like I'm confident that that's true, but I like, I don't know I'm sure there's scientists out there who is like, actually, like, statistically speaking, you actually are just as likely to survive both. And it's like whatever, okay, fine, but look what you gotta do, right,

you gotta somehow survive be the only person that survives. Everybody comes ask what happens, You're like, I don't know, I don't know what. I don't know what happened. If you're flying over the ocean, Derek, you're flying over the ocean and then you see a whale breaching, breaching the water, and you're like, oh my god, that's adorable. Then it keeps going, it keeps going up's going up, and you're like, oh my god, reaching it's coming the trajectory designing to match up to like like it's

that point. It's like he's coming up this way. We're moving about. This is not good. I'm just wondering, why isn't the pilot seeing this? Why aren't the pilots doing anything about it? But so you can you can see invisibil things, the things invisible all right, now we're just now you're being silly. Now you're imagining being silly an infinite breaching whale. And

now I'm being too silly. You always yeah, you always gotta like you always gotta Marvel Comics, and for some reasons, if it Marble comics, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, that is breaching. There is there is, it's a whale. There is a whale approaching the zenith of where it's at. And yeah, I'm the one that's Marble comics it, dude, Well yeah, because it's just like whale is going straight up. Yeah, but what I say, it's like it's not it's not enough for you

that it's already this like insane event. It's like what if it had super I don't know, because why else, why else would the pilot not be doing anything about it? Like give me another reason why the pilot they're sucking each other off or something. They just yeah, they're s it's on auto pilot. It's on autopilot. And they've they've got they've got the they've got the airplane, fucking blow up pilot filing the plane. He's an autopilot.

He's an autopilot. And then the main pilot sounding himself with a big vial of helium, so he's gone. It's a big tube of helium up his dicket. He's just fucking and then the whale and then the whale grab the whale grabs the plane and starts fucking it. He starts humping through the through the hall and then it's just like this this this whole Yeah, it's the whole process. You know. It grabs a plane that goes back in the water, not fast at all, like slowly, and you slowly start hearing

the pressure eroding. The plane starts shockingly, so you're like and you're like, no, no, anything starts to bend in and it's a real quick dive and then it gets bright and you die. That's how I'd like to die on a plane that got hit by an infinitely breaching whale. Yeah, fucking a whale approaching the zenith of the planet. It's like that. Uh it's like you ever see like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where like all the

all the all the dolphins leave. Yeah, like at the beginning of that movie where they breach into space and they're like, bye, that I actually have their number seven. That happens. Okay, that happens that anyway, Rest in peace, Matthew Perry, I guess so. Yeah, whatever. Maddy, Maddy, p Maddy p oh oh oh. I want to say this. At the top of the show, I forgot about this, so I got sent a screenshot by Jojo and it says from the last episode.

It says this, thank you for the shout out to my donation page. Boys, the support means a lot. Thank you, Derek. The jacket got mentioned in the page. I didn't steal the jacket. That shit was like a baby gap size, which it's true. He was a very large guy, so yeah, like him wearing it would be like wearing a fucking baby jacket. Wait, what are we talking at one of my arms sadly sorry, got lost in the shuffle and thrown away when the van was donated,

along with a bunch of the other stuff that was in there. So like I was laughing my ass off because I I didn't anticipate. First of all, I didn't I didn't know that he would even like respond at all, Like, and I wouldn't have caught this. In the fact, I don't actually give a fuck about the jacket. I just thought like this would be a nice story to tell to get people like interested and checking the shit out, And like I just he messaged me. He's like, hey,

man, like, what's your size? Like, I'll send you I'll send you su I'm like, brol, like, I'm this happened in like two thousand and nine or twenty ten. It's I don't give a shit anymore. I forgot it. But I just forgot about that. Yeah that go fund me thing right for the Yeah, yeah, exactly that that. Yeah. I'm like, hey man, it's all good and and no beef, you know beef. I don't think that I'm actually mad, but I am. I'm he's not mad. I'm I'm personally furious. Yeah. I don't know

you personally, but like I feel it very viscerally in my heart. You stole from Darren. You should be smited. Person I don't care how much money you need or what you need. Hope your ball falls, that's crazy. I don't. I don't. I think I got it. I think I got a metallic one. I think like, yeah, that the titanium is in now, and so you can get titanium testicles, which my metal ball, And why we can't like do that in case it in mercury at

least? Why would you encase your ball in something like why to protect them. What are you talking about from what like what the metal puts it in a smaller place for it to if you're in case it in metal. What if like someone you conduct, you conduct some sort of charge and your ball gets zapped like that, that's fine. My heart's probably gonna stop before like if I get go trick out your balls for no fucking good reason reason. Your balls are so delicate, I mean, mother, like, have you

never had like anything like just oh you your hand just hits time. Lily was playing and she squeezed my ball too hard and I threw up. That's that's exactly my point. I have casing. No, I'm that just now. I don't even need I just haven't been hitting your ball. You hit your balls enoughing, that's literally I've been I've been hit my balls at least two hundred times, and now I don't feel anything down there. Oh that's okay. There you go, there you go the other the way around.

That's pretty cool. Yeah, I haven't been balls, you would have been fine. What I do is I go to I go to KFC. I did my balls inside the frying pan, the frying machine. That's crazy damage that is it's the oil just not hot enough to fucking fry. It just it's just not hot enough to fry my balls, but it's hot enough to hurt like ship. That's the thing that that is unconscionable, man, Like

I hate that. And they're watching. The whole store is still going about its business watching you scream out in like plate pain but a little bit of ecstasy. No reason for you to be but ass naked, But you still are you still you sound like I couldn't just take your balls out and dunk, though, but you just get naked there everyone, they're still serving chicken in the same place. My balls are being damned near and coached, and they're just doing their around. He puts it in the fry while your balls

are in there, just working around. You could have get a number three. And I stayed there a whole eight hours, a whole eight hours making that sound damn near frying my balls. And then they're like, all right, good day, and they pay me afterwards. Hell yeah, dude, yeah, just like what you do today's friend. I like that. It's like that. It's like those monks. When you see those fucking monks like punching their balls. It's it's another discipline which with those monks do to each

other as little kids. What goes on to them is so fucking crazy. Yeah, they're they're psychopaths. That is insane. The way the little one, the way to that little one the house holding that brick and it fell down, had to do the stance, And I was like, that's a baby, look at him, he's hurt. They got to train him, young man. The Romans would like see a baby and they'd be like, this one looks like it's probably gonna be weak, and they would just like

throw it on a fucking shore. That was the Greeks, that whatever was the Spartans. What's the difference? And the baby comes back, cliff,

it survives, then it will begin its training. Then it comes back with holding a holding what do they call what is the what's the name of that that line with the fucking uncutable, fucking pelt, the one that hurt who is killed, the guy the one from Madagascar, No no me, and on his back and it starts grunting at you, and they're like, I guess, I guess, I guess he made a mistake with this baby. I guess he's strong and it's like he's holding a lion. I can't have

it. He that means he blunt fords beat that lion and that with like rocks and stuff, and they still make him like a dishwasher, Like, yeah, do you think do you think punch a lion? Do you think you could punch a line to death? Eventually? Maybe, Ryan, eventually, maybe. I don't think I could down there. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't do not think so. I think my hands would break too much before I actually like really damaged the lion.

Oh yeah, eventually, Like I'm not gonna like, I'm not like nine to one sitting. No, if not sitting, you come back and chips hammered out like a hobby. He was hammered out, like, oh, I gotta go punch I gotta go make progress on this lion's skull. Line doesn't heal. Mine mine doesn't heal. They chemicals on the lines by that.

It doesn't heal. It doesn't get better over time. So so, Derek, I'm curious about your take on this because Swingey and I were talking about this both in person and online, but there was this thing kind of going around that was like, uh, hey, would you rather have fifty million dollars or Spider Man's powers? Oh, it's interesting. Well, if I was younger, I would definitely say Spider Man's powers if I was younger, But I don't. I feel like at the age of I'm at right

now, I don't want that type of responsibility. I just don't. I'd rather just take there's no responsibility. You are not Spider Man. You just have his abilities. Yeah. Well, if you have that type of ability and if you let it be known, then you're kind of a piece of shit by not like contributing, you know what I mean, Like you're kind of it's kind of like it's like Superman's man not it's like Superman not doing

anything to stop global warming, although he clearly can. If you let your powers be known and you don't do anything for good, Like I said, it's the people that hold money the same same concept. You know, they could literally end the major world problems and they just don't, and like so by default they're pieces of shit. So's same concept where I'm like, I don't want If I was young, I would do it because I'd feel like,

fuck you, I want to save the world. That would do right now, I'm like, I don't know, man, I just just give me the fifty mil. I'm going on to vacation a little bit and buy a house, a couple of cars, play video games forever. Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying, Like, I would take the powers. I would take the powers because the fun should I could do the things I could do, want to have that kind of power is just immense. Yeah, but what do you want to do? Do you like, do you

have those kind of desires right now? I'd probably like, I don't know, Like this man falls in the middle of the day constantly, in the middle of conversation. He doesn't have any desire, like like it falls the podcasts heads like Mic and Ship. You're just like, i'd, uh, I get people. I think I shouldn't be here anymore. People think I shouldn't be around. I'd deal with them. Well, that's actually you know

what okay that is? That is a little bit fair saying, let's see, whatever I get inspire I can aspire people, Hugh dispressing other people, you know, want to do that. People looked up people that are powerful, you know, like if Elon Musk could get a following people who love him, and I would just be like, look, I can lift and throw cars and if you really try hard to get like change things too. And I would do that. I'd get a cult, you know, throw

a tesla on Elon. I like that he can lift, like, so I'd make it lift like ten tons with that kind of power, I would. I would join the UFC for a little bit before I well, I didn't know I had my power. I did not have my power. I'd be like, so you just kill people. I would no obviously got he would pull that. He would like orchestrated. It'd be like a game to him. It'd be like you know, you know dashing the Incredibles. How he has to run a little bit slower, but like he still wins.

Yeah, like it's you'd probably do that. I would imagine that I would win medals and that form like actually it was a unique genetic code. I would. I would absolutely sell my genomes. I don't give out, but people can see decide for whatever. I am, make more, make more niggas like me. I don't give a ship man, I don't. It would be really bad. It would be a superior race and it'd be not superior racist people, and that would lead to other problems down the line.

But I would try to make things better while I could. That's cool. Yeah, I don't know, man, I think to me, it's like Spider Man's powers don't really interest me outside of like his base superpower is kind of like like okay, whatever, Like he's he's strong and Spider. The fact that the fact that you're so hung up about web slinging but not the best power he has, which is spider I don't. I don't think it's like Spider sense is literally an insane power that is like actually the most insane

power. I would argue maybe in comics probably, but it's like make reality disappear. Those niggas are the most h Yeah, but it's not in interesting to me, Like it doesn't do anything for me. It's so mind bogglingly interesting. Why dangers you have near precognition that I don't need. I don't need that. Really, I can tell when shit's bad, you know, Like that's why I haven't been hit by I already know Chris, Chris,

I love you. No, you can't know. You can't and when that you really could, you really like it's that is such a that that one power for me, I would just take that one power. In fact, if I could, i'd be like, yeah, I'll take precognition gonna things are gonna happen, and my life will forever be the best version of itself. The thing to me is like the only and I'll look. I'll pick up a rock and I'll see how where I have to throw this rock to

lead to the death of someone. I really don't like. It's a chain reaction. I'm like, hmmm, I throw the rock and then see what kind of works. No, No, that's over exaggeration. It's him. It gives them is a danger sense. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't know. Man, I'm still here so clearly I've avoided enough danger on my own without it, So like, I mean, I don't, I don't care to. I'm just I'm already careful enough to not need

Spider Sense. Really, I would love it, man, I'd love to be able to jump fucking fifty stories in a year and lift the lift the card. Throw. It doesn't do anything for me to the only The thing that really got met in my brain connected to Spider Man was was him swinging around the city, and I would have dreams I talk I talked to that. I talked about this before, where it's like I have some people have like to do the Superman dreams where they're flying around and doing like weird shit.

I legitimately like every now and then I will have web swinging dreams and it's the most fun I've ever had ever Sincerely, Like, when I wake up from that dream, it's like the day is amazing, Like nothing, nothing can bring me down from a day like that, because like, god, damn, what a great start I could choose if I had If I had a machine that could like choose that dream, that's all I would dream.

I fuck all this other ship. I'd be like, I want to swing around in real time and feel that like physics, and because I feel even around it with power, I love you so cool usual grappling cooking did the up near the same affenity. It's not the same, man, it's not the same. Different you can't web people, but you know, I don't need to web people. Throw that to that place is and grapple up

places and move around like that. I feel like his powers are so like, there's so much more to him than just I know there's more and all of that stuff, all of that stuff compliments swinging around really well, but like without swinging, I don't want any of that. I don't need to be fucking I don't need to be. I don't need to lift ten tons. I don't. I don't I don't need it. I don't want it either, especially if I can have fifty million dollars instead of it, Like

why would I want? Why do I want to lift ten tons when I can have financial security for me and everybody I care about for the rest of my entire life, so that I can just do whatever I can make music, I can fund like fucking videos and movies and all the shit that I want to make, instead of worrying about like ooh, you'd inherently gain that much money just having that kind of power that's dominant celebrities I don't want.

But you're not taking an account of what I said about you not helping solve the world's issues makes you an asshole. So me and my honesty, I would say I wouldn't help the world issues, and then like what happened when like I'd see a little bit about to get hit by a car and I'm like, let me go, let me go out this little mother fucker out and I'd rather not have the responsibility. You can. You can choose to help people, you know, like no, but say if you choose not

to, you were an asshole by default. That's that is the whole man or whatever man. That the whole thing that makes it Like, I don't want to tell all these billionaires to give them money to people that really need it, and I'll start helping people I'm billionaire compelled to do a million huh out of context, Like let's say, like tell I'm like, tell you on muscular fucking hope and hunger in the country he came from. You know, it'said the country his family got all those emeralds from, you know,

like sh like that, like just stuff like that. I'm like, look, if you guys want me to do better, I will help. I will go out there and now to wort a better place in Tanne with the rest of these people that have the power to do it. I have no problem doing it, but I want to see other people make an effort to do it as well. Yeah, you would help by just beating those people up because they're not gonna do it. They're fucking the house. What kind

of security are gonna have. They're gonna have security. It's gonna stop me. No, I'm smilling exactly. They're gonna They're gonna try to, like, oh, pull a gun on me. I'm going to take that gun and I'm going to force it through their hip with my strength. I'm gonna take Spider Man sits in and through their hip. And Spider Man can only move so fast though, you know what I mean, Like he can die and Mullet ob seemly fast, but I'm not like the Bullet moves that he

can outmove them. I run like say the Insdny at games. You think it's like to unrealistic for Spider Man to like beat up all the like the Hnemon with guns and jit not necessarily. He's He's always fighting enough people like where It's like that's if he was like in the middle of like I don't know, fucking Vietnam, you know what I mean, like and like they were like hundreds of guys finding Vietnam. Yeah, I think he's very in Vietnam. I think he's very like look, I think he has good senses.

He has very good reactive senses. Then he has the ability to know what's going to happen a little bit beforehand, so he has ability to react and get out the way before they shoot. But it's still up to him that's coming. Huh, it's still up to him to act on that. He still has to not act on it. Why would he? Why would

he not? Because there's so much he can do. It's like you can have a lot of times by people that move as But he's also because he's like if you're fighting, like if you're fighting, like someone like Captain America who can comparably move at near that same speed. I would say Spider Man's faster, right, but can move faster even though Spider gets that future warning, he can't get out the way quick enough. Someone's faster than him or

about that same speed. Fast bullets, Yeah, that is what I'm saying. Yeah, like a ton, like a ton of bullets. Yes, I think, hand, there's a lot of bullets coming from over here. You can just get out the way, can this? I can just use my like ridiculous speed to run off. I guess, yeah, I don't know man to throw them like a baseball. I had a lot of people like talking to like in that comment thread, being like, well you could. You could use your powers doing all sorts of stuff and get that money,

Like you could probably get even more. And it's like, I guess you could, but then you'd have to spend a lot of time. Like the issue with that is like somebody was like, oh, just join the UFC or something. It's like, bro, I have no passion or desire to join the UFC at all, So I'd just be like phoning in a bunch of like fake fights for like years, just so I can make a lot of money. Would start, you'd slap somebody. Well, you can't do that because then it's obvious. And then first of all, no one's

gonna be no one's gonna be interested in that. If somebody just wins the first time every time, it's like that's cool, I guess, but it's not really an interesting fight. Everybody's just gonna know so interested. Mike Tyson knocking niggas the fuck out, Well, it's actually actually they did have tickets

a problem with ticket sales at the peak of his career. Yeah, and like say, which Jamaican dude like Don King and he was on top don King would have to say things like, oh, if if raised the stakes, like say, you would get like a refund, if if the if the match didn't last as long, that entice people to actually come to and buy the pay per views and come to the shows and ship because it was so expected that he was just gonna fuck somebody up on the first round that

they're like, why am I gonna spend like forty or fifty dollars on a fucking ticket or a pay per view? Not to mention, you can go on a ring and people could beat on you like you're gonna let some guy like beat on you could be like Tyson Fury, But like, da, that's interesting to me. That's not interesting to me at all. It's like a waste of time to understand. Money the only thing that's valuable to me really ultimately and to anyone, whether or not they want to admit it,

is there. Time. Time is the only thing you can't refund, You can't get it back. So to me, it's like, do I want to spend ten years like gaining like millions millions of dollars though even one year? Dude, Like if I have to spend one whole year doing like UFC shit, or like doing a bunch of fights that like I'm just kind of phoning it in because I'm not taking damage and I'm not interested in It's not

something I give a shit about. Why would I do that when I could just have the money instantly and not only set up my friends for life with that money, but like just immediately get started on the stuff that I actually

like doing and care about doing. Like it just doesn't It doesn't end without the end, without that next level responsibility of like being being like inherently expected to like jump into the fray whenever some bullshit's going on that I know would be if I had to deal with that, that like the biggest part right

there. It's from But with with his powers, you could change the world, you know, in the world we're in right now, in the current earth way in right now, you canet abduct it and dissected by the government. Also probably oh, I mean the government would probably want to use your blood like that, because that's not how things work. Would they would definitely want your blood though, they would definitely want to do tests on your blood. They would test you, and we have your blood to do tests.

They're not going to rip you open, actually get you, though, I think I don't think any I don't think anybody would actually be able to apprehend their competent and then you would you understand the government. The government is extremely The dangerous thing about the government is that they're extremely competent when they when they

want to be. So do you remember when like everybody was protesting. Do you remember when they were when everybody was protesting outside of the houses of like the Supreme Court people, when like some there was like some crazy decision. Man, I can't remember if it was like Roe v. Wade or whatever, but or like if it was like a new appointed judge or something. There were people outside and within the day they managed to flip that ship.

They made that illegal, like you can't do that now, like sincerely, Like within the day they figured that out. So they can move when they're if the if they're really genuinely motivated, they can't do it. And believe me, they see a fucking metahuman demigod, they will be motivated. They will get you. That is that is making a pass opposed to capturing a literal weapon. You don't even understand. You don't even understand you don't even

You do not even understand how simple it would be. You do not even understand how sipil is. Chris. I think I think you. I think you. I think what happened is that you've never read Spider Man's comics. I don't need to read Spider Man's comics to know what the no, no, no, you do to understand the kind of danger that guy possesses. He will be tired, He has to sleep at some point, Yeah, he has to sleep, but not very long. Spider Man has stayed up

seven days straight, fighting crime, consistently threatened. That's not as past as multiple people on infinite shifts forever. Just not needing to understand in the first I understand that, dude, I understand that. But you're saying that someone that can go hard that long, you know how many, you know how many seven days just be dead. That is a long fucking time to be

awake, Chris. It's a long time for a person to be awake, But it's not so long, it's dude, But it's not so long that it makes an investigation with like genuine, like whole wholesale like FBI and governmental backing impossible. Seven days they can run that ship out in moments, dude, Like it's not even a problem for that. It's like, all right, time for this guy to take the shift. It's he's not gonna keep

you contained. How would they contained physically contained? We talk like, I understand your arguments, Chris, but how are they gonna what are they gonna use to keep this person that is literally stronger than an African elephant, this human being African elephant contained. Here's what they'll do. Here's the car, and I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna break the car open. So here's

what they'll do. Here's what they'll do. Because you seem to you seem to not understand Spider Man as he exists in comics would not be possible because a his secret identity would be completely fucked in this model, in this modern era, there's no way. Like I see in the games, him and Miles are like they're always talking with their masks off on the top of a building that's like hundreds of windows staring at them, and it's like, no,

somebody's recording this. Somebody's gonna look at Oh look, AT's Peter Parker. Somebody be like, oh look that's Kingston. And even if that wasn't the case, just just the sheer notion of your phone surveilling you in the way that in the way that they do. It's just like you're you're not lasting along without without going undiscovered. Okay, So first of all, your secret identities out the bag. That you know it's Kingston Jamison with all these

powers. That already is the first point. So your address is there that people know where you live, people know who your friends are, all the cheft, there's all sorts of methods they could use to get ship, to

get shit out of you. I would imagine that they would simply just talk you and wait until you are absolutely vulnerable, or just continuously wait until you can't you just can't go to sleep because you're so paranoid that they're coming to get you, until you literally can't focus, and then they knock you out. They fucking nuck you out with like sedatives or some or some fucking gas.

They bring you in a truck to some fucking underground place, they keep you sedated with sedative is constantly so you don't wake up, and then they'll fuck with you. They'll fuck with you, dude, you're a metahuman demigod. They can't like that. That's insane. That is insane. What makes because because what I see, what I see is gonna happen, right is they're gonna they're going to I'm gonna do whatever I'm doing. They're gonna content, They're gonna be like, look, we want to figure out why you

do what you do. You gotta come with us for a while, right right, And I'll be like, yeah, whatever, I don't really care. I do think that would be I do think they probably would come to you and be like, hey, look for a while, we need we need some blood, we need to do some tests. I'm like, Aye, for sure. Cool, I'm saying. I'm saying in real science, like people are like, oh, they're gonna dissect. They're not gonna say it's gonna take your blood. That's it. There's gonna take your Body're gonna

try to figure out. They might do a spinal tap, but someone the strongest. That'll be fine. They'll be okay, they'll do it. I'll be like, yeah, I kind of hurt a little bit, and then I'll be back on my thing. I'm like all right, thank you. I'm like coo cool, you need someone else let me know, and it would leave me alone. And in fact, I'd probably become protected by the government more likely than anything else. Maybe. But that's that is that that

might be a soldier. But there's also but there's also that thing where it's like, and I don't want to I'd rather just have money and then just do what I don't want to. I don't want to do. I don't want to talk to the government that in that capacity. I don't want to be big friends. Yeah, to send me a can I can I go

in and save more lives than you give million dollars? Gonna be give me million dollars so Derek and I can make it like a ridiculous album, like well if I go in right now and I can I go in and save more lives than these drone strikes that ken Yeah, way more. No, they're not like that. That's why they're gonna use you. They're gonna use you whatever they want. They're gonna use it for whatever they want, right, whatever they want, whatever they need me to do. Right, I'm

like, can I go in there and just going like me lives? If you if look at man, there are so many things that they could be doing that are so much better. They don't give a fuck that is not there. And I don't know, Like I'm like, if they send if they send these strikes in, it'll kill more people if I there, And I gotta get this one motherfucker, this one dude. I could go in in the dark of night, move fast, and anyone could comprehend and pull

those guy's head out his ass, and then that'll be done. Yeah, it could be really bad for the rest of the countries. It'd have one ridiculous monster running around working for America, which would be really really bad over the places. But I get also probably I get save lives directly and indirectly, so I wouldn't. I'd be like, I think it would end poorly for you. But I will say though I don't. I think the only problem you would have to worry about if you resist it is more of just

living paranoid that you're gonna have to be people. They're always going to try to like keep up with you or catch you. I don't think they would. I think Chris, you're giving governments and their agencies way too much credit. They're some of the most incompetent, like just just historically they're so fucking in confident they're operations and trying to capture people, normal people, normal fucking

people, extremist retards. I'm apprehending these people. They're they're they're so incompetent. But that's what I mean. It's like normal people are normal people, and they don't register as like, oh, well, fucking whatever, that's just a normal If you have a person literally breaking the laws of physics and just like constantly displaying like an insane amount of strength like in the in the

world that I don't know, man, they'll figure it out. Like they'll figure it out, even in the credit that they earn when they when they specifically like when they specifically are stupid effective when they want to be and are very clearly not when they don't care. Like give me an example of when, like, say, the government tactically is so super effective when it's like, we need to get this done. The only time I can think of is like maybe the the atomic bomb, well we are bomb is one of

those things. But we also just constantly destabilize governments around the world very very effectively to our benefit horribly, and people come back do not know about the Cuba, you know, ron, and you don't understand, you don't understand they But the thing is they don't care. That's the thing. It's they don't give a ship. But why don't What do you mean they don't care. It's it's for money, it's for it's for all this other ship. It's like, yeah, I hope that works, you know what I mean?

But like they've got a human running around that man. No, it's different because you have somebody's like this is somebody who's like on our soil, acting outside of our juris section, who's stronger than everybody else? No, man who gets crazy? Like, who is the person you think that cares this? The people who wants to capture them. The soldiers that are doing their job are still gonna be the soldiers doing their job. The agents are

still gonna be the people doing their jobs. They don't give a fuck. They're getting paid ship money. They're not gonna get paid more. They're not gonna be like billionaire to capture this many. No, no, no, still gonna be in this hypothetical situation. I feel like a lot of people would care. I feel like a lot not like I feel like, not only would a lot of people care, like a lot more than they normally would about other stuff. I think even civilians would be like what the fuck

is that? No, there would be the interest intrigued. But here's the thing about these soldiers and the people that need to do this. They're gonna be shipping their guts, so they're gonna be like, bro, oh so I'm gonna have to these people that can do things that literally know human on earth like like fuck, you go go get a drone, and like it's I just feel like I feel like would probably love me too, Like you know how much think of it, think of the following that Trump has.

Maybe maybe they might go crazy. They might go crazy ause I'm black. They're like, oh my god, the this might lead to the color of black people period. Actually do you think they do you think do you think that is not do you think that is not playing a part in what I'm talking about right now? This is the same black meta human running around with Kingson's attitude and and like all of the things that kicks In has ever said, It's like, oh my god, look at this fucking psycho who has

said all this insane ship he's an African American who could leap buildings. No, they killed fucking m l K for saying things like they just killed them, Okay for being like nice America. That's not current America no more. I don't have the wolves. Man, if you, if you with your powers, with your with your powers, so I think everything would be fine. Unless you try to uplift Black Americans with your powers. Then they would bring the hell five. That's what I'm saying. Man, they would bring

it on. So they bring it on the ship. They blew up, they blew up all of Harlem. It's all gone, it's gone. They would, man, they'd be like, let's se him dodge a nuke. Yeah, yeah, yeah they would. They would nuke a city that is full of people just to get me and I know where ahead of time, and I'd be like, I'm gonna leave, and they carl what happened. You wouldn't know way ahead of time, you know, probably like in like within like what ten seconds usually is what it is. I would you,

I would assume he knows before it becomes an inminent danger to him. But like I'd assume like if a nukes falling, I guess he would get he would get a alerted in time enough for him to get away. No, that's insane. No no, no, no, no, you're doing you're doing some Batman ship with that. That's what happened. But you're doing you're doing like prep Time ship with Spider Man's like he's not surviving prep Time. Most of the time his powers are encounter where it's like, oh, this

person is gonna try to hate me. So, just to be clear, you think Spider Man is surviving a nuke. I think Spider Man would probably get warned of the nuke in time, but if hit where he is, he would die. He's gonna do that sling shot. You got to sling shot at the best you've ever done it, the best you've ever fucking and then and then and then you fucking You're like, damn that, let's just let's just uh, let's just move on. You abandoned the whole city full.

It's like, sorry, sorry, niggas, but I would want a good course. I would for that out of some questions. The October Ones, let's get let's get all all you tobersber Graces Venus wrote in he says hi toe for swunk in black Man, how much did your perception of sex

change when you fucked for the first time. I gotta say, man, I was like, I remember, I remember specifically being like I I remembering this wasn't the first time, but like, I remember being in a car and I was like, Wow, what the why the windows are fogging up? That's crazy, that's insane to me. I don't know why that surprised me so much, but like it's just like, what the fuck? This is nuts? And then it scared. It scared the hell out of me

because the windows were fogged up and I couldn't see. And then like headlights came up behind me, and it was like in like an abandoned parking lot, and I was like, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Someone's I don't know what the fuck I thought it was was going to be. I thought it was just going to be some psycho like who the fuck approaches a parked car? That's clearly I mean, that's clearly, like, bro, Like, I'm parked in it in a parking lot all alone, the

windows are fogged up. Who the fuck is crazy enough to come up to me? And then the sirens came on and I was like, Oh my god, I've never been that relieved in my life to see a cop in my in my entire fucking life. I was like, thank that. That is God. That is a crazy sentence that you just say. I know, because I'm just like it's like, cause like what, like I I what I'm fucking in a car Like okay, like, big fucking deal, the windows are foged up. Okay, I'm probably gonna get like a I'm

like seventeen or something. They're probably gonna call my parents and I'm gonna be really fucking embarrassed. As opposed to some you gotta think of the you got. Here's the thing about it. You gotta think about what kind of civilian would pull up to a situation like that, you know what I mean. Yes, that's why it's not my normal thought. It's always a cop. No, But like that, right, I've never had that. I never

had that experience before. I never had like a cop pull up to me like that, you know what I mean, Like not in that scenario. So it was just like jarring and the lights weren't on. It was just normal headlights. Usually the lights are on if if if a cop is coming like, yeah, let's say, if you're driving right, that's what. No, but that's what I'm saying. That's the only time I've ever had experienced you're getting My experience was like, who the fuck is pulling behind me?

Some brand person coming gonna yeah, that's what I thought. I thought I was gonna get like trafficked or something or like or like stabbed because pray, you know you got room for one more eat you. Here's a forking knife with him. Dude, he has a bibe, he has a babe. If I see somebody, if I see a grown man with a diaper on footies, a fork knife and a bib almost screaming I'm screwing. I mean the diaper and the ship kind of throws me off a little bit to

where I'm like, Louis freak. I feel like more of like seeing somebody more professional, maybe even wearing a fucking suit with like a Bateman style guy that I'm like, Okay, this guy means fucking business. I better let him fuck or else he's gonna eat better. Let this guy fuck me. And he doesn't even touch the girl. He doesn't even he's just he's just fucking focusing on you. He's like he's letting you up real good in a moment where he's like too rough, but you don't want to say anything.

He's like he's like biting off pieces of He's like biting off pieces of your hair. He's like he's like he's like he's like spaghetti. He's using his front teeth to like cut and you're you're scared, bro, You're scared of the girls. Like She's like, you guys are in front of the exit, so she can't get out. The girl this girl left has no issue with the fact that she left. He didn't even he didn't even attempt to stop her at all. She left. She called an uber. She waited.

She's like, I'm a little company. Opens the door. Leave now. She walks out. She stuck there by, like and then you go, and then you go? Can I leave? And it's like, well everybody can't leave? Yeah, yeah, What am I going to do? If you am I going to do? I don't know. I'm having so much for your hair. I don't think. I don't think I think it changed necessarily. I just remember time. I just remember, Yeah, well everybody has like a pretty bad first time just because it's like a pretty bad,

it's pretty like pretty horrible. But why would that change your perception because you're aware that that that was just because I saw sex. I saw sex for years before that, and then I had sex and sex I had most of the sex I saw were it's too very very very very different. You weren't like cognizant enough to know that, like, oh, well, this was a bad session. This was not it was bad because that because it was for me. It was bad because it was like I thought I would

like this and I really did it? Really, what was why was it bad? Then? Like, huh, what was bad? Was it? I was I was wasn't ready, I wasn't ready to do it, and like I got talked into it, and it's because I was talking beforehand for a while or beforehand about like me being bread to have sex, and then I did it and I was did in a place I didn't want to do it in. I think the problem of the problem I didn't want to do it in the problem is that you were in a situation that I went home

you you were probably in a situation where it was kind of awkward. Because I'm sure, I'm sure, uh, I'm sure the guy was probably like, hey, you know, come on, you know, come to church. You know, he was really tough. He was really he was really big, like really like almost like you know, Wilson Fist and Spider verse. He was like, yeah, it's like king. You know I was obviously I was. I was a team there. Yeah. It's a shame,

man. And so I mean that's everybody were though. You know, everybody's first time is like they go to church after hours and you know, you know, it's not it's not the best time. But what's great about it is that you learn from it and then you go and then you just you know, you everybody's first time is obviously with their uncle and it's never go. Yeah, these are the things that these are the things that Thanksgivings are really weird now, but like whatever, Like I didn't like Thanksgiving in

the first place really that much. So like it's it's not really that much of a loss, So so thankful. I'm so thank Why can't the rest of my family thinks of it? For me was never a problem. It just me, me and my cousins going getting high with each other and then like playing video of course. Yeah, my Thanksgivings were fine because I didn't like, i know, requested or something like like, yeah, that's a real, that's a real. You gotta pass that. Nigga fucking Cranberry freaking

raped you. Oh God, pass over the stuff. You gotta pass over the stuffing. And then he he looks, he looks at you, and he's like, imagine having the balls to say that. I mean, I imagine that there's a lot of I've learned some stuff. I've learned some things through you know, talking to certain people, and how normalized ship like that is. And it just blows my fucking mind, like, oh the yeah, mister rape, the uncle is just gonna be here and we're gonna pretend

like nothing happened. And it's like a real big problem that like this in both black and Hispanic families is like yeah, things in the family. Within the family is like no, no, no, no, no no no. I think that's unique to black and Hispanics. I think it's more. I think it's more like, don't say things your families, your family ship, because I feel like it's in black families it is and and and it's some of them that I know it is as well. I don't think it's

not yours, know what I mean. Like, what I'm saying is like I don't know if that's like unique to certain democrats. I think that's just like a general kind of like I feel like white families are just I'm there, I don't have I'm trying to think of. I know that obviously the actual you know, the the problem this stuff happens, but I do I hear. I will say, I hear more stories about, you know, the white man taking a shotgun to the brother or something like that, and

it being less like it's more of what I hear. This is what I hear a lot of times. And like say, in in black and brown, but particularly in brown families, is that they do not tell the dad. The men do not find out like the daughter. It's usually it's kept in don't tell so and so because he's going to kill so and so, and that's gonna, you know, bring so much chaos in the family if so and so kill so and so, And I'm like, what the absolute

fuck. So the women will go around all knowing that this person's a monster and they'll do fuck all about it, and I'm like, yo, this is to me. I'm like we're taking we're getting the boys. The boys are coming, and we're fucking we have fucking knuckle dusters, we have fucking we're we're fucking we're fucking everybody up. The motherfucker's gonna find things inside of him years later, yeah, years like, well later on he's gonna be like, yo, is this is this just a glass orbs or yeah?

Wild man. I want you to understand anyone that goes through that stuff, I want to understand that I'm very very sorry for what happens to you, and so though that though that is your reality, I want you to know you are more than those horrible times that happens. I want you to know that you can you can message me if you're in the vicinity and you need you need a perfect to be beaten up, because that is I have. I don't know why, I just I have. I That's the only time

I ever want to get into a fight. I am not a fighting, confrontational person, but for some reason, I don't mind breaking my hands to beat up. Oh yeah, dude. It's so it's like I can't think of it more easily, uh just easily. Uh like a like a general demographic of person more easy to justify just beating the ship out of than that. You know, it's so it's so sick, it's it's it's so simple where it's like I'm not even I'm not remotely morally conflicted about that at all,

you know what I mean exactly, I'd be more. I'd be I would show more moral concern over like, man, do I do I order out today? Or do I do I actually use my ingredients to cook something? Because I should cook it's been a while. Like that would that would that would bother me a lot more than if, like I had a pedophile was like thrown into like if like somebody hit somebody picked up an alligator it hit a pedophile with it and then watch it like d that is correct.

The idea of someone doing the idea of a pedophile being close enough to an alligator, well, the idea of a person alligator like bonding like they hit a knuckle tap, like you down for this, yeah, team combo alligator and it makes that sound. He just slaps and it gets it as as possible. An alligator is approaching you and then in his back a little bit, it was a little bit suck in his back he hasn't pull that.

Okay, So what would you do if you were walking if you're walking down the street eating like a fucking now, like an ice cream cone, like an ice cream sandwich, and then like an alligator is like running up to you and then like at a certain point, like it crosses the threshold, and then and then you see the triangle and circle button appear over your fit, over your face. I would be so fucking I would start running away too. I start running away too. Yeah, you do. It's like

you see it's it's like you're walking down the second. It's like you're walking down the street and suddenly the Lively logo appears in the sky and you're like, oh, you gotta hope. You gotta hope that someone. You gotta hope you witness it. You hope that's just witness it. I hope that. I hope that's a hope it's a witness. Like, Okay, what do I because at that moment, like at that moment, you know where it's like, does me running away make it happen? What's gonna cause this?

If I leave? If I leave, does it cause it? If I stayed at it? Cause it? What causes it just like, oh, no, a million thoughts in your brain at once. Ye, you know you got one shot. All right, let's move on. Uh, let's see, let's see, let's see fuck yourself to the I love fov Sliders Wroad And he said, did you guys see the Japanese tapiocha pizza from a few years ago? One of the worst food abominations you've ever seen? I've never heard of this. Actually, I'm gonna google it right now.

I didn't see that Japanese tapioca pudding or tapioca pizza. That sounds disgusting. Yeah what ew ah, Oh, it's like a tabioga boba pizza. No, I don uh, I don't know. I am Yeah, I can't. I can't. I saw today somebody made it worse. That's probably that's pretty bad. But I did see something today where somebody was like, hey, I made I made pancakes out of instead of water, I used uh gay rade glacier freeze, uh, which seemed a little bit much to me.

But yeah, I want salty ass pancakes like that. Yeah, that's really good. Fucking dumb people, man, they're just passing the time. There's still I mean yeah, I get it for a joke. I did see I did see somebody cook somebody cooked chicken and Nike will God, that was an old that was like early COVID. That was yeah, yeah, that was yeah yeah, And that was just one of those things that it was blue. Dude, it was a blue. Imagine imagine having to beat

a whole chicken breast. I was cooking the night quill cooked. How much really take for you to eat it? Take you to eat that ship? I definitely try. I definitely have curiosity, but yeah, I'm hoping some season two. If it was season two, i'd eat it. If they really can't be seasoned otherwise too easy, like if it was like, what's the what did you make with this? Always a little now you can't do that. You can't do it. So many boiled chicken and boiler take it

and Nike boil it in nickel. It's so fucking disgusting. It's this rubbery and fucking just black liquoricy, like it's just everything about that sounds fun. I hate that. Yeah, no, I that's that sounds like it would probably fucking sounds so goddamn. This disgusting makes it worse. They need. They didn't even like maybe even like lean it up where you're like, you know, you cook down and Nikles does only get a powder left and then

use the powder with some season and do that. They fucking just it's a marinade. It's a marinate. You're not marinaate. No, you're sopping it in it. That was pretty gross. I'm trying to think of like real food. Though, real food, I would just say there's so many pizza abominations. I feel like that's just I feel like that's kind of almost the ejective answer that people just go and destroy pizza. They it's a really disrespected

food. Yeah. Yeah, for me, I've seen I've seen some of those pizza things that are like really good, you know, like like there's like I've had like like steak and like steak and like Pestel pizza. It's

pretty good. We're talking about we're talking about people just like yeah, I don't even know they like it's like, hey, here's a pizza, but we put fun fetti and olives and uh fucking I don't know, uh anchovies and then a h a gun just like they just put all sorts of bullshit on pizza, Like the point where it's just like, what are you fucking doing? Even oh rubber, yeah cool? You know. Actually the most insane sandwich I wish the video is still the video is still somewhere. My

favorite steak tartar. I've never had stupid. I've never had meat, and they put like a stupid egg in it, like a duck egg or something garble. It's it's it's it's nord crack. It's so fucking stupid. It's that kind of sh they eat because everything else was fucking They didn't have fire because everything was frozenided the fanciest restaurants, they the tartar, like beef tartar or blank tartar. It's so fucking stupid. Hateach people for what the fuck

is No, it's cold. I had, I had sushi, I had sushi want then I had sushi once where they put caviar on it, and I was so upset, like it made me so mad, just just the notion of caviar because it's it's so class oriented where it's like even though it's not, you know, it's actually like a wildly like cheap thing, but like there's like there's regular fish eggs. Yeah right, it's like, yeah, fish caviar is delicious. I don't. I would never eat it.

I'll never have it's it's fun like it's it's not even remote. I would nine hundred times out of ten, I would have fucking like guss fried chicken over over caviar, tacts, that's fancy food. I went to, you know, for our wedding anniversary. We went to Hell's Kitchen, and you know, our bill was like whatever, a few hundred dollars, whatever the fuck it was, and the food was so fucking bland, because that's how

like rich people. Rich rich people don't fucking you know, Southern cooking to me, or like say anything where where it's just hotter, the food's better, you know, Mediterranean, fucking Southern food. It's just the spices. Man. This fucking ship was not like I was expecting. Uh maybe if Gordon Ramsey was actually there, but like, whoever the fuck cooked the ship. It was like this rich people bland food was bullshit and they don't put

Yeah I was I expected better, but you know it's fucking trash. I truffle fries and truffles is overrated. It's so expensive and it's so it's so overrated. I'm mixed. I will say I've had some fried fries. I'm like it's okay, But like, to me, it's it's like the fanciest thing that I've ever ordered at a restaurant that I ended up really really liking, was like this. I've had a few restaurants and it's always great. Is this like mushroom truffle pasta that I think is fucking delicious. But it's

also like it's usually like the cheapest thing on like an expensive menu. You know. You see like the it's like twenty six dollars, which is like expensive, but then you see like the Tomahawk steak at like one hundred and sixteen. You're like, m m, yeah, I'll not do that. I'll not do that Tomahawk even like the fanciest steaks. Man, It's it's such a slight difference to me, like steak. It really I like steaks. It's such a slight difference. I'm not gonna pay a different for steak,

you know. Yeah, I've had like some of the fancier cuts and I'm like, I don't. This isn't wildly better. It's not wildly better. I'm like they I've come out of those restaurants sometimes give it. They do taste different, but it tastes different, but like it's enough but not enough to just like I've come at a great restaurant where I'm like, I honestly could have gone for some five guys, you know what I mean.

And it's expensive too, but for what it is. Yeah, it's just I don't, man, I don't even like because I feel like the I always I always try. I always try to say, like the basis of your whatever you have, has to be amazing on its own, and I

just don't. I don't feel that way. For like most restaurants when they're having their beef or whatever, like if it's just not they want to always throw on all this extra shit to really to mask that, like, oh there's not enough seasoning on this fucking thing, and that always bothers me where I want to be able to, like they say it of the fanciest steaks are supposed to be eaten without anything like that is supposed to be how it is, so it's seasoned to perfection, so you don't need any sauce,

you don't need anything else. Man, when it comes to steak, when it comes to like actual, like proper, like I can see some ground beef pretty well. Like in general me as a person, I used less salt. In general, I just use less salt. There's no reason I should, like I haven't had a reason for a doctor, but lose the salt, use it. I used salt exclusively. I wake up, I wake up and my throat is acidic and it hurts, and then I wake up choking. But like I use a lot of salt. Very good,

that's very I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the connection is necessarily, but we're working on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know why I'm always so thirsty. It's crazy, but uh but yes, But like I seasoning steak is just like it's it's it's just like put some onions on it. That's it. Put some onions on it, and then like a little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper, and that's that seasoned steak. Salt like salt pepper on beef

in general is just the foundation. Like if you don't if there ain't enough of that ship, like you already fucked up. Like I like other things on it too, but I feel like that's the problem with most beef patties that I have, that there is not enough salt and pepper on them. Like even like say, if you if you strip down, if you strip down McDonald's addie, which you know people always shoot on McDonald's, But if you just taste the beef by itself nothing else, it's actually it's it's beautifully

seasoned. And I feel like all you need to do now just have better quality beef. Like other places, the fucking put some seasoning on that ship and it will be delicious. But I feel a lot of places just like, oh, we're gonna lie on the sauce to catch up the mustard. This raising anyway, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it. We only got a handle the left, which is which is Oh yeah, I was killing So let's just knock these out. Uh, your mom's phone number is? Is your money? How wealthy are you? Shut up? Uh?

Hello three musket musket queers. Uh nice, long time patron, first time riding in. I've been listening to the show since I was only in ninth grade and now I'm almost graduating. That's insane. Whoa, whoa, that's pretty fucking crazy. Why have we been doing this for that long. I mean we're coming up on our fourth year. Really, we're coming up

on our fourth year. Yes we are. No, we started in so basically, uh wait, okay, well we started in twenty I guess the show in our third year right now, So we started in the twenty Yeah, we technically did start in twenty nineteen, because that was that was the first episode when I first started it. That is true, But that is true. We only we really started in twenty twenty, right, like with the just before the pandemic, because I remember, yeah, because like our

seventh episode was about coronavirus and how it wouldn't be a big deal. I remember that very god reach, I mean fucking god, everyone was. How weren't we I mean, to be fair, it could have not been a big deal if people would have fucking actually gave a ship, you know, the actual numbers that they were putting out. Well, we can curve this

and kill it within a few weeks, was true. But all the people that are talking ship now and being like, oh remember when they said that, I'm like, yeah, I do remember, But you didn't fucking do anything. Bitch went to spring break. In retrospect, though, it should it should have been obvious that that was that that was gonna happen. It's

like fucking ridiculous, inconsiderate country. It's crazy. But let's uh anyway, he writes, and he says, in this new world of student loans in post secondary education, Uh, do you have any insight or fatherly advice? I know, Sweeney, you've went through many years of university to be a law to be a lawyer like I dream I need to do. He's not a lawyer, he's a he's trying to do a nurse, trying to be a nurse. But uh, I mean it's similar amounts of time schooling,

I think, And Chris, I understand you didn't bother. I'm not going to be I'm going to be making one of the biggest decisions in my life soon picking a major. And why not get my three creepy uncles two cents along the journey? Uh? Yeah, man, I mean a lawyer. If you're gonna be a lawyer, you need you need school. You can't he said. He wanted, he want, he want to get I wasn't paying attention. He said he wanted a lawyer. I don't know if he

missed. I don't know if he okay, so many years of university to be a lawyer, like I dream I need to do seven. So I kind of I don't know if you I don't know if you implied that you. I don't know if what's written here is that you thought Sweeney was studying to be a lawyer or you or you are and you thought Sweeney was also you know what I mean. It's kind of written a little weird, but uh, I've been I guess if he is picking a major, Uh he's

maybe think a lawyer of Jalen and uh maybe confused. Oh yeah, our friend, Uh yeah, our our friend the paralegal, a lawyer, was a lawyer. You've let so many murders off. My parents were telling me to be My parents were My parents were telling me to be a lawyer constantly, and I was like, I don't want to do that. Evil people. Brother, I know, specifically unless you specifically are trying to defend good people. But if you're just gonna be a lawyer working your way up,

you're gonna take victim and you're fine. You're not exactly what I was just saying. If you're a corporate you're bad if you're doing corporate typical, if your typical lawyer trying to work your way, if you're in if you're in a practice, it's true, and you're trying to become a rock star, which who the fuck wouldn't want to do that? Right? You want to make more money, you might have to take on some fucking cases that you will be proud of. Uh, But whatever world, world needs the villains

to, you know what I mean? You could be a civil defendent, you could be a you could be a My parents thought I would have made an excellent villain, is what I'm gathering from this. You should be. You're very good about bullshitting. You're very good about bullshitting, especially people don't know what you're talking about. You're very good at like just bullshitting people into believing you. But if people know what you're talking about, then that's different.

It depends. It's like if you have a whoever you're going agains, if they're and if they just will read up what they're talking about, then like you have it a little bit of trouble. But if you don't, I would shake, I would shake, I would shake up the lawyer game. Like Trump shook up the presidential race, like I would go in there. I would go in there and be like, ladies and gentlemen, I understand that I'm defending this guy for serial murder, But in defense, do

you see the guy he murdered? Do you not see how dumb and lame this guy looks? Honestly, if you passed him by, would you even remotely think anything nice about him? Probably not right? And so what did this guy do? What? What did this guy do? What did this guy do? Really other than remove a negative impulse from the world by getting rid of this guy? You look, you look at this guy and you think ill, gross. Now you don't think anything because he's gone. Is

that not a public service? I rest my case, and everybody'd be like, wow, that's a great argument. I can't be a lawyer for She was a lawyer for I think like eleven years. She was civil defense and she was like, I can't do it any much. You stop. And then like in the middle of coach where she just went to nursing mm hmmm, because she just fucking hated it, she was like, laws is a

terrible place. The amount of people she said that like didn't need to go to Jedi went to jail or so she's like, it's just so sad. It's laws fucked, like it's the way it is fucked, the way like the way should happens. It's fun the way that you're like, dude, so much of so much of the laws in Americanism are written in Latin, in a means that like people that just don't have the educations cannot understand it, just can't understand it. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. So

they just can't they can't decipher it correctly. It's pretty cool. So she speaks Spanish. That's it. There's the reason she understand any of it because she speaks Spanish. And it's like, really, really really sad. So this guy was asking for advice. Was that her advice about about school? Which I don't know if really major was the major. He's still picking his major, but I guess he's like just I guess general life advice about school. I will say, man, like, look, a lot of a

lot of student loans are very predatory. Their whole the whole thing is predicated on the fact that you are too young to be making a ridiculous commitment like that but I mean, dude, Like, if you have something that you're really passionate about that requires school, absolutely do it. I would say.

Also at the same time, like, if you have a huge passion and you've shown that you're very good at something that doesn't necessarily require it, I would say, instead of spending a ton of money on school, spend a portion of that money, Uh, not a lot of it, but like a portion of the money that you would have sound on college, getting the necessary tools you need to excel at that thing, and then like be smart with your money after that, just like I don't open up a CD,

do certain things like that, Like do a lot of smart financial shit immediately if you're not going to college, because like college admittedly, like it does kind of stave that stuff off a little bit, you get some kind of a grace period, but eventually you're gonna get hammered in a way that you fucking can't even fathom, and you're gonna be like wondering, like damn, So you got to make sure you really care about what you're doing and what

and what you're doing requires what you're what you're setting out to do, Like do I really need to borrow a h granted, granted, granted, grant, granted. When you go into a field, if you're in a field and you like it at that time, do not be afraid to change your field the clock everybody, there's a clout that count down to when you need to be doing things. They should be like secure for yourself. And I know people that have finished college with fucking master degrees sumacum whatever. They are

fucking high the deans. I've didn't demos all that shit, Like I was. My GPA at the end of college was three point one. Something that's not great, but it's very good. And I still didn't want to go back because I'm like, I don't really know, I don't like it's it's not for me right now, and sometimes it's not for you taking a break.

There's no longer taking breaks. There's nothing wrong with also working hard to get it done as well, but don't make moves that you don't want to make, Like make sure before you take a step, you sit down, you think about it, you get a nine smith, thought about it, talk to your parents about it, you know, because your parents might have had the same sum insivations as well. Obviously a lot of our parents. Lie has given us a whole speech about college being what we need to do.

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arguing about it, and I was kind of interesting. I thought I thought it was kind of interesting. Would you in in the hypothetical constant, a hypothetical scenario, right, is it better? Is it better for a hundred guilty people to go free than it is for one innocent man to be punished? Like? How do you like that? That philosophical prospects? I need more contexts, man, I well, I mean that there's not supposed to be more context in that is the whole the whole point. There needs to

be more conscious concept the whole thing of that. Doesn't that doesn't know see that No, not, it does in the if we were genuinely legislating this, but like we're just talking just from a philosophical kind of like gut reaction. It only works if there's no context that that actual fucking quote. Uh. And it's one of the things where it just means like does it is it more heinous to punish an innocent person than let guilty people free? Yeah?

That's I mean, like I I don't have any immediate answer. I have an immediate thought where it's like absolutely, it's absolutely it's worse to punish an innocent person for doing something that they absolutely didn't do. Yeah, yeah, there's nothing there's nothing worse than being innocent and being punished. But at the same time it matters people just like petty crimes are things, you know,

people that are guilty of petty things. No, but engage with the hypothetical though, like it's it's not like we're not, I can't because it's such a finite means of like, no, you can't, You're just refusing to That's that's I guess. I would say the innocent person going going to being crime like getting affected is like worse. Let's let's let's let's put it

this way. Let's put it this way. Is it better for one hundred murderers okay to not be caught because there's not enough evidence to convict them or whatever, than it is for an innocent person who did not commit murder to be put on death row? Get an innocent person is in a watch worst situation. I agree with that. Well, that that's not what I'm saying. Well, no, that the question isn't who's in a worse situation? Obviously the murders who are free are in a better situation than that. It

is a guy on death row, person we put on death row. Yeah, I agree with that, right, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's

That's what I thought was obvious too. But I saw people arguing about it and like, no, it's fucked up, and it's like, I don't know, man, that seems kind of insane because like I think everybody would argue that it's like it's like it's better for people to speed on the highway and not get a ticket that it is for you to fucking not speed and then get a fucking and then get penalized for you know what I mean, Like it's insane because then it just means that there's it's that's I don't know.

I thought that was such an insane argument, but I guess there's no disagreement here. It is. I just feel like people don't people always failed to Uh. It's just like to me, it's always just kind of like

it always comes out to like the lack of empathy. Where to the point where this is a real life problem happening right now where there's a bunch of innocent people in prison as we speak, and you're just kind of like like, well, you wouldn't say, oh, if fucking you knew them, or if it was you wouldn't be like then you know, yeah, I feel like props to Kim Kardashian for getting some niggas out. Man. All

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something about it. Yeah, I really Yeah, that made me really upset seeing whoops see I'm a bug. Whoop, see I'm a bug. I'm stupid and inferior, and look at me. I fucking don't have a realistic nervous system and I can survive it out my head, but what's the point. I can't eat. I'm gonna dice soon anyway, Lamal three. That's just crazy. They don't even say that. We won't let them, We'll

nuke the world until he will space all of them. No, we won't will have the balls when they will have the balls to not give a shit about what's going to happen to the ecosystem when we kill all the mosquitos. And I hope to be alive for that day, but I don't think I will. But uh, what I want to do is I want to be able to see a big roads right and not feel any sort of fear. Is grab it and eat it all right, and don't want to about my

day. That's you can hypnotize yourself in a feeling that way. Probably H three XO let the next level ship dude, Oh nice, you just it just hypnotized yourself in doing it, and fucking what's his name? Revolver also a lot of hypnotize himself. And I think his arm was still possessed.

You know, it's a whole fucking is That universe is fucking insane. It's such a fucking false It's it really is like if fasted the furious treat It's like if you took cerebral like like mind, like if you took cerebral story elements and treated them like fast and furious treats action. That's what that universes.

It's like, yeah, sure, this is like interesting, but also what if it was also ridiculous, And it's just like, yeah, he's possessed by an arm, but also he's not, because it's like he's gonna put it off solid and then he's gonna put a robot arm. But but then he needs to still keep up the act, so he's gonna hypnotize himself into believing it still so we can keep up the act so well that no one would believe that he's just acting. But then it's all a lie.

It's fucking ridiculous. Anyway, Spoilers is literally literally it's it's it's literally this right. It's if an Asian man knew some American historical points and made an action game about it. That is all mental solid is and it's yeah, that's what happened, even knowing some American history and being like, yeah, this sounds like it happened. Yeah why not. Yeah, It's like it's like Ubi software. It's like, hmm, Da Vinci was friends with an

assassin and he made him. Yeah, yeah, he was just kind of like that he was friends of myoc what anyway, three three X, so letting people know that one piece has a better story than Halo, mas Effect and Destiny. I okay, I don't believe that at all, Like you can argue some other ones, but mass effect I disagree. I'm sure modern Halo probably, I'm sure Destiny is kind of all over the place, so

I kind of probably have to believe that. But at the same time, it's now man slurping, stroke and smoking, joking and Emoticon's going like this morning alec Keith, David Drip, a h return of Drip, Matthew Perry getting double teams by goth both worms and maggots as he was laid to rest. God damn, you guys have no chill. Well we won't you blow me? I didn't say that, by the way. As to these people, docks me, stalk me, docks me, my friends stalk me,

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to one than gay is. You're right, the police coming hard as I thrust in pound, Abby, I don't want to be here anymore about Resigains. I don't want to be queer anymore. I know there is the thing left worth gang for women, guest suggestions, Denims, Derek's wife, a lot of peers, Cutie Lee, that one lady for episode fourteen, Oh, Gabby, I don't know, man, Maybe Denims will probably gone. I don't A lot is not touching this with a ten foot pole man,

like a lot of is not even like cannot be here. And I do not begrudge it. I it's hilarious. I know a lot of and I've met these people like we talk every now and again. I'm friends with these people at the same time, like I would never in a million years pitch the show to them. I only feel comfortable pitching shows to be that I barely know. Like we asked, I don't mind saying this. We asked Ethan h three to come on, I said them a d M be like, hey, you know what's up? All right? No no response,

which is fine, like totally fine. I only kind of know Ethan, So it's like it's I get it whatever, but uh, you know, it's it's just so out of pocket that like it's the fact Jackson Films is the fact that Jack's Films is as dope as he is and can just be on something like this. It speaks volumes of like who that who he is? Because that's very rare, Like I feel very uncomfortable. Elvis is another

one where I feel probably comfortable. Uh there's this like a handful, but it's like it's it's an acquired taste the show, you know taste, but it's it's it's an acquired environment because I feel like we have we we put out an air of being like very very toxic. I think that like it's it's just I get the sense that people feel that way about it, even though we're not even close really, uh, but I get it. You Maybe I don't know, we'll see denims I think would actually be we would

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I didn't really I would how many people got like angry at that at that episode where we were like arguing with each other, because I feel like people took that a lot more seriously than even we did, because like it seems because you have to understand, we've we've known each other for a very very long time. We can lose it at each other and it's not a fucking big deal, you know what I mean. But like, I like, from the outside, people were like, what the fuck, you're so

mad? Where they're so mad at each other, they're never gonna the podcast is over canceled. The fact it's like, Fred, huh. The ship that we've said to each other, the ship that we've said to each other outside, Like like, there are moments where we've been together we've said ship that I know if it got released, people would be like, oh, these guys hate each other. It's just us talking, just a random bullshit.

There's so few I don't know. Man, you got a tiptoe round with me and Derek can't making jokes about this dad drinking piss while in a thermostat was trapped in a bathroom with kids. Broad I've been thinking about that recently. You guys gotta do that again so I can actually go. I didn't get a chance to go last time. Probably around Christmas time. I'll be Christmas. I'll be here. I'm not going home. Uh, at

least I don't. I'm pretty sure I'm not going on. I might go home like earlier in the month of film something, but I'm not gonna. I'm going to Chicago. But other than that, like, oh, you're trying to get shot, Cago, that's not that bad, bro. All of my family gone to Chicago West Side family members. All of my family members, every single one of them, with no exception, has gone to Chicago and come back into body bag. All of them, everythingle one of

them. That's crazy, every single one. They get off the they get out of the bag. Of course, it's like a bit, but it's a bit o uh not seriously, I really I missed my cousins a lot. Thin was he called a song of black boys on the corner? You should check it out. I thought Chris was Italian people people think that a lot. We did too for a long time. But you toss your Puerto

Rican we all did. You're Italian. It's because I was told it's because I love the pizza, and my name kind of sounds Italian if you say it in a ser Italian dude. Well, Maldonado is a Spanish word like literally like it's it's malice. Nonado is a word or not a word, but it's like it's a Spanish lea, it's a Spanish invention. Yeah, it sounds super. My parents when they were talking about like they went to

Puerto Rico like at some point in the last like ten years. It was earlier on that, like maybe like twenty fourteen or something, and my mom was in a church where there were at least fifteen other Maldonados and none of them were related. Like it's a frighteningly common name over there. It might be Italian. I mean, it would make sense to me if there was Italian blood in there somewhere, but like not, it's untraceable because we've done

the DNA thing and our family tree ends immediately. Man, there's no there's no data at all, ends imediate like it's me, it goes to your granddad, then stopped, and it's like he kind of just goes to my great grandparents and then it's just it's it's money because they just didn't keep records really in the same way. I don't know. There's some people who are like, my family's been here since fucking Plymouth Rock or whatever, Like, how the fuck do you that's insane that you have that. Well, they

know why, you know why they have that? You know that, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Scream the stream. Derek don't have that. You mean, Derek don't have that. Unfortunately, I don't know he got that. They I don't know. I don't. I don't presume. I go back. I go back maybe five generations maybe, and then that's it. It's it's like four generations, five max people who are like I. Generations is a lot. Yeah, I mean yeah, it's it's a lot. Yeah. Anyway, big a

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don't know. Uh. March eighteen eighty nine, fucker stood in my path, so I ushered him down the path of the River sticks Uh the First Church of Keith David, featuring Chris's team Fortress to Scout looking ass, ranting and raving about the name of Spider Man, Miles Morales being gunned down by the IDF because they think he's a ptid Uh Free rods Blake eight nine. Yeah, honestly, like Spider Man, I will say, Spider Man is not standing a chance against Israel. It's just not that Iron Dome is taken

iron dogs taking out Spider Man in like a fucking millisecond. Dude, he's gone covert, colvertly, but not like, not out and proud, Like if he was out and proud in the battle, he would die. But if he was colvert, he could be doing shit. No man, Spider Man, Spider Man. Now, the thing about Spider Man is like his sense of humor is he has too strong of a sense of humor as Spider Man to not be a fan of comedians. And if you're a fan of

comedians, you're a fan of a lot of Jewish people. And so like I think he would like he would try to fight them, but like he would like his Spider sense wouldn't go off because he's like, these are the people that make me laugh. They would never, they would, they would never, and then the Iron Dome would take him out. That's a fucking roundabout way to make it so he would get killed by Jewish me. This is this is, this is why I would make a good spider Man.

Spiders Sense. Spider Man's fighting doc Oc and he hits him and he's like, wait a second, you're Jewish, and he's like, what was it? Here? Was it on this show that we had Coctor Coctopus? Yeah, Cocktail Coctavi is oh yeah, what happened to that image? That image that we can't show? Do you remember that image? I have it. I haven't saying they must. We had like our discord conversation somewhere because that was the funniest thing I've ever seen with doctor Octavi was with like the photo

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