#183: The Boys Argue Over Spider-Man

Hey, oh my god, we're soing sync from me. It's even crispi er. Dude, what's going on? Yeah, I don't know today, man, I don't know. The internet's working, man, the birds are chirping. Yeah. We were talking before we got the show started about how we all of us, each and every one of us, we we violently edge right before the show starts, and then just before we finished we start recording. Uh so we're just so we're just we're just really stressed out the

whole episode. That's that's why the best bits when when you're just pent up and angry, twitching like a jumping bean. Bro, it's going crazy. That's I don't even know all I got on that actual subject. I just remember where it led to where it's like the oh oh oh yeah. We were talking about Kingston always so kings for just for just a little bit behind the scenes baseball. Kingston is usually the guy the day before going like hey tomorrow at eleven, we're good, and they we're like, yeah, we're

good. And then Derek and I are here at eleven, and then we're just waiting for hours eleven and then not hours and then like hours man, eleven fifteen the latest. I usually show up like, hey, guys, that's up. You'll like so guys, like literally just woke up constantly like what are you doing? What do you not have an alarm clock? Brother? I do have an alarm clock? In fact, what do you mean?

Then? Are you snoozing for an hour? You have a dedicated wait you haven't wait wait wait, hold on, you don't keep hold on? Hold on, you have a dedicated alarm clock. Then I have my alarm is just for eight am? Do you have your phone alarm? Wait? Walk us through your day, walk us through your day? Okay, so you get up at eight am? Or do you do you snooze for like a half hour? What do you do? I'm gonna usually wake up around like seven ish gym. Then by the time I get back, my body's

dead, and I'm like, dang, you nap. I nap it out. Once the nap finishes, I wake up and it's around like, so you don't you don't set an alarm for your nap? No? Yeah, that's my body usually wakes me up before I have to like I have to, Oh my god, that is so irresponsible to not set an alarm clock for your fucking nap, especially if your nap is scheduled and like reliably consistent, like you just know that, like, yeah, I'm gonna be napped.

I need that post gymnap because I come in the house and I have everybody post gym. You you've got some energy still, you still got that fuman energy, Like, oh man, my fucking testosterone so much, my thing so hard, and then like water touches my body. The moment water touches my body, it's like when you cut an animal's balls off. It's immediate pacification, like momentarily, and I'm like, I could really go nap right now. I found your problem. Your problem is your bitch. See

see the luxuries of being in the first world. With your hot ass water. You take a cold ass fucking shower, your bitch ass cold shower, I'll fall asleep in the cold makes me fall asleep. Even Chris is my witness. Everyone thought it was kidding about this. Whenever I'm cold, I literally fall asleep immediately. With you. You say that, you say that, you say that, like it's just true. What are you talking about?

I fall asleep instantly if you put on the cold air. I'm like, dang, it's just cold as ship and I'm not meant to live in the winter. I mean I ever had. You're the shower and it's cold ass ice hold water and you're like, hey, Chris, get in here, Craig, get here. I'm getting sleepy. Watch me, come watch this, watch me fall asleep. Dude, come get in the shower with me. Don't be weird. I'm just gonna fall asleep real fast. Though, Like like watch this list, bro, you gotta be naked Broude.

If he still has his clothes on, it's all right. Once you once you, once he once he removes his clothes, then it's like, okay, what's happening? Is something gonna happen you if you if you're going to what you're clothes, just gonna suck up your clothes. That's irresponsible, dude, that's true. What's the wet a bunch of their clothes and then wet up the floor after they get out the shower, like this is clothes off.

Be a gentle taker, New York, fitting your tims off. I have to say that, I have to say that there's there's no feeling quite like getting jumping into a pool with your clothes on is such a that that feels like breaking out of the matrix. Like there's like something about it that feels so un like. Un I understand cloth odes are unnatural, so it's like an extension. But like just like wet clothes, like heavy wet clothes feel so wrong in a way that like I have to imagine like a monkey

would feel like in a space shuttle. You know what I mean, they do not belong. This is everything about this is wrong. I feel like a monkey in a space shuttle feels like a monkey in a space shuttle feels like it's too behind for how far it is. Yeah, posed to water and clothes just feels like dumb. Especially imagine your shoes on. If you have your shoes on, that's like to me, that is what Like you know, remember that protein goop ship that they're eating in the matrix. It's

like the equivalent like you just swallowed that ship. That's how gross that feels when your shoes are wet at the same time, dude, that's like you can't if you wet your shoes and you're fine with you should beat up for whatever reason. Beat up for whatever reason, Like there's production value in that, like people in people in full outfits like falling into pools and shit looks

expensive even if it isn't. Like I remember when I did that video, like I did a Francesca Ramsey video years ago where I walked around in the in the fountain in a suit. I walked around to the fountain in a suit in like the the I can't remember what the hell the Americana in Glendale, and I had like a suit on. I had like a vest added like a little jacket, and I walked around. I walked around in the fountain and a bunch of people were looking at me like I was fucking insane.

And people still people still bring that up to me, where they're like, that was a fucking crazy I can't believe you actually did that. I was like, I kind of can't believe it either, but that the fact that I, like, if I had, the effect would be completely gone if I had just gone in there in like a bathing suit, you know what I mean, Like there's something something. People were like, how much

did that cost? I'm like, what do you mean? It's people people ask me that though it's like did you funk up your shoes or whatever. It's like No, it's water. Water is everywhere. What are you wearing? Water? Disintegrate what are you wearing like licorice, clothes, con candy and you have moments to get the the colds are gone. That's kind of what swayede is really when if you really think about like what swede is and

how vulnerable of a fabric that is, it's it's basically cotton candy. Like if it rains or snows, fun, well, I have a swede jacket. I'm not wanted to, but I'm also went in La where it doesn't rain, you know what I mean? Like if I was in New York, I would It'd be insane to have a Swede jacket in New York. I want to get a silk tracksuit? Are you fucking in silk tracksuit? That is? That is slavic ascension, That is like the next level.

That's crazy black. But I guess it's appropriated it. Yeah, like the track suit. The tracksuit in and of itself is very like Eastern Europeans is now. It was very black back in the absolutely right, and then wear a tracksuit. See what's happening? They're so far behind, like they're they're barely just getting like eighties television and ship right now. They just they just got introduced. They just got introduced to season like like season one Bill Cosby.

Yeah crazy. When they heard about this, they were like, it can't be. No, they haven't heard about this. They haven't heard about this. Taking a taking a eleven hour flight is fucking time traveling from over here. They come to the United States, are like, what the fuck is happening? There's taking all these future cars and there and they're like, they see what's still not used to it? Still you see they see Bill Cosby, old and gray where they come here and then they come home and

he no such information exists. There's not a single photo in their country of old Bill Cosby. They're firmly convinced he's like twenty nine, man, he is currently twenty nine. It's a lying but he's old age like, he's not well. I've seen it, I've seen it. He's no longer. Yeah, he did some terrible things with pills. We need to disparaging name. We need to have the balls to conduct a social experiment like this on

an entire unsuspecting populace. We need like a deserted island completely controlled with like this isolated group of people and then just introduce them to delayed like to a delayed version of reality like instead like almost like in a way to like course correct to see like, oh man, what wouldn't it be interesting to be like no, what would what would happen? You know what I mean? I mean if this didn't happen, and then you got to track like how

that affected that society? You know what I mean? Like we don't have the balls to like take people away from society and rob them of their basic necessities and their basic human rights in such a way that we'll never know, you know, it's a shame. Well we could be brave. Let's let's

uh, let's be brave. I'm gonna I'm gonna find some I'm gonna find some Spanish people, and I'm gonna be I'm gonna like I'm gonna like what do you call, you know, sleeper cells are I'm gonna somehow awaken that like Christopher Columbus, like like blood that's in them and to be like I just need I need, I need to colonize these people. Send them down to the Amazon. Get those people, those indigenous people that still exist, They'll get it done because that's the only way, like they are going to

lose because they do. You not remember how they tried to do that last time and then Amazon, not even the people had to kill them, the surroundings killed them. You're you're right. The contrecuistadors did very terribly in those environments. But modern day technology, where Christopher Columbus would be so proud to have this ship. Fannish wasn't he wasn't he Italian? Italian? Excuse me? I said Spanish? He was Italian? He was no, no, no, no, he was absolutely Italian. I worked for the British,

to work for the British. You're right, I just I just said Spanish, so like, yeah, whatever, it's close enough. So a Spanish conqueror don Quixote, Yeah yeah, docuye Spanish conquer Yeah, the the totally legendary real person that conquered the Amazon. It's so crazy because like I think back to like my childhood and I realized, like we had a we had like a statue of Don Quixote in our house, like we had like this. My grandmother had the book on or she had to book like on the

bookshelf. First of all, first of all. Okay, first of all, insane question to say, who doesn't have a statue of don Quixote in their house? Obviously he doesn't. Who doesn't. What kind of an American and particularly Caribbean one doesn't have some sort of like way two nights of a depiction of has one too? Yeah, I understand. I just think it's funny that that's like because that's something that I just thought for a while like,

oh yeah, this must be just something that everybody had. Like when I was that young, I just thought like everybody had don Quixote because like why, like everybody that I knew had it, And so like he's a hero of our culture. Yeah, is he real? He's the hero? Is he even really that that freaking that he's come on at like nine pm? He's like he's like he's a Batman ship but not Yeah, yeah, yeah he had Yeah, he's the way work kid, Like he's like Robin

Hood for for for the Yeah, there's no Spanish. I don't know Spain, like actual Spanish from Spain like slang and ship because I want to say essay, but that doesn't work. Mexico. Yeah, I don't know. It's very very Mexico. I haven't even heard of essay once out here. I've heard essay once the California. Yeah, well even even essays like very

stereotypic, like I don't even think it was particularly the essay. So you'll hear the essays from it's specifically from like exclusively Cholos and I in my area, I grew up around a lot of them. Like they're to the point where I remember being in elementary school my mom wouldn't let me, but I was trying to get some long tube socks and the dickies. I basically I was like, yo, man, I love their style. Like they got fucking the LOCs on and the high socks and ship and they would walk with

this this this this swagger like they were crippled. It's like like they got wounded in the battle type of like walk. And I was like, man, these guys they're so cool. I was like, those are cool, man, I am in it. They're fucking cool. They're definitely cool, and they're just you know, they're kind of crazy, but they're cool. They're they're crazy enough to the only time that the only time that I've been assaulted in my in my hometown was by a soolo. I think I told

you guys this that was. It was like four days away from I was going, I'm taking off the grease. I'm like, I'm out of here. And then as a the party gift, this guy asked me for a lighter. I gave him one. Then he asked to use my phone and I was like, oh no, it's dead, clearly just lying. And then he just punched me in the face and I was like, yo. And the crazy thing is I was holding yogurt. I was holding yogurt and like it exploded all over me. Because when I got I got like startled

from it hitting me explode over. Came on you too. He came a gallon on you as he came. Phone. What that would be worse. That would be infinity times worse than actually when I got hit, because I would be crazy lucky. I have a good chin man. I've never been knocked out. I've never been knocked out, only been rocked one time. So I got lucky because if he would have, he would have stolen my ship. It came on me more. I probably got forcefully came at you

two more times. You come. It's like, ah, man, it's it's both. Actually it's way more coming yogurt thuny walk in the room and go take a shower immediately. You got to get those. Yeah, you gotta yet too long, it's going to harden and it's going to turn into glass. Glass, So you've gotta glass. That's so disgusting. Oh my god, come hard, the cumb glass. This is the way, I'm sure of it. What the hell are we talking about? I feel like

happened this week? What happened Spider Spider Spider Man? Spider Man did drop this drop this week? I Platinum did already, which is kind of crazy. I saw that you planted to me. I saw, so the is the game not that long? Because I saw not a lot of people that I long to do it so quickly. Yeah, I I I did plant in the first one, to be fair, I don't really plant in a lot of games. So like a Spider Man is just like I'm naturally just like I can. I can spend as much time in this game as possible.

So like whatever very manageable stuff they are, Yeah they're not like I found this one a lot easier than the last one actually, but yeah, it's it's it is I would say, on the I played on about the basic difficulty and not like not easy, but not like crazy heart. I think it was like, what's the default? I played on it hard? It was the default amazing. I was playing on amazing and I played on

spectacular and that shit is crazy, is it? There are moments that it's wait, I want to wait for a new game plus to try that. But the so it's about I would say, honestly, you could finish that game about like you could finish the story in like twenty hours. Yeah, and I plantined it in about I planted it in about thirty, which I think is perfect. By the way. I think that's like, I think

that is perfect length. That is like my ideal because like I see so many games that it's like, oh man, eighty hours and I'm like, I'm not going to finish this. I'm just not. I love that I do not have it. I don't have the intention span nothing is compelling enough

to like keep it. Like it'd be like if a movie was like ten hours, Like all right, like i I'm whatever, I'm sure, like I'm sure a lot of this is great, but like, what the fuck I'm gonna sit through ten hours of this the exact same thing, if the fact you admit that as the thing, like you understand like I'm not because like Balder's Gate three is like I'm I'm doing everything in the inner City right

now. I'm doing every single thing. I'm doing the things with the nine the nine fingers, I'm doing everything with the fucking the Uh no, no, you're gonna do everything single thing in the lower city. You're misunderstand that itself is like thirty hours of gameplay all of that, right, And I'm like Jesus right. So so to me, I look at it. I look at a game like that, and I'm like Balder's Gate or like elden Ring, which a ring I think I could still finish. I just fell

off it because other stuff was coming down and I had to play. Was a long fucking game. Is how we didn't stop playing it. That was the thing, Like, yeah, I just didn't stop playing it. I put one hundred hours in elden Ring and I'm almost at the end. But like what, I don't know whatever, it's the thing, but yeah, but the thing to me is like the thing to me about a lot of

these games where it's like if something's that long. It's like, Okay, I'll finish shit, but I'm not completing it, you know what I mean. I'm not gonna go out and like I'm not going to hundred percent a game that's like eighty hours to finish the main story, like like no fucking way. Like I'm not one hundred percent in Starfield. Fuck no way, I'm not one hundred percenting Skyrim one hundred percent and Fall like fuck that shit.

But like a game like Spider Man where it's like, oh, it's a twenty hour story, there's like some extra stuff, thirty hours max forty if you're slow, that's that's plenty for me. That's awesome. That's an approachable platinum for me. But uh, it is shorter, Uh it is. It is shorter than the first one. It is, which I don't think is a bad thing really Yeah, yeah, that's the first one was twenty five hours. The first one was twenty five hours. This it's about

five hours shorter. But like it's it's really good. I wouldn't say it's like I would. I would. I would highly recommend people play it if you if you're if you have the opportunity to play it, because it's fucking dope. A lot of it is really good. The parts that I don't like are really like minuscule. If you like Spider Man, if you like Spider Man, if you're really a Spider Man fan, playing this game will

be an awesome experience with you. If you've been a fan of Spider Man, Like if you were like a nineties kid reading Spider Man comics and all the like ridiculous ship from the nineties is like was your thing? Playing this

game is one hundred your alley? Yeah? Maybe because there's maybe I'm not gonna there's maybe you know what, Maybe you know what, maybe when when when Sweeney finishes it, Uh, maybe we'll do like a similar ball to this gate thing, or like Sweeney and I will just like run through. Are you gonna find a play it soon? Derek? Uh So, it's like I said, I don't have PS five. It's not there's not enough

ship out for me still to justify that now it's worth it. I think the only thing that I would buy is uh is Demon Souls and this, And to me, that's not enough to buy an entire console. Be good. I say, Spider Man two is gonna come out for PC at some point, and it's going to be more feature complete than it is right now, because I will say it's buggy as hell man like it is it is.

It is so much buggier than I really ever anticipated it, being like there are periods of times where I was like, there's like a fight in like there's a fight sequence in Coney Island where you're fighting a bunch of people and I knocked people out of bounds, and like, you can only progress if you beat everybody, And like I would see this guy like across the street in Coney Island, I would try to go get him, and then the game would like push pull me back. It's like nope, come back.

I'm like, what the fuck I can't I can't finish this. That happened like eight that happened to me eight times. I spawned as like a white cube twice, like I think Miles's body dis No, Miles's body disappeared, so it was just Miles floating head walking around talking to people. Like a surprising number I ran into the whole. I would do missions and I would just like clip to somewhere and not be able to move, and I'm like, well, I got stuck under a highway once doing during a car

chase. There's like it's it's not it's not a stable as the first one. New game plus is in in it, so like there's gonna be more stuff on it when it comes to PC inevitably, like and in probably like what year and a half you have to imagine, so, uh, I don't know, man, you have to say, I would say, yeah, they're becoming quicker quick with that stuff. I'll get I'll probably get like because I know what they're gonna do, some type of slim PS five or

something. They're gonna yeah, like a new iteration. I'll probably get that. I just man, because I know you, I know yeah, and to me and like some other people may completely disagree, but when I look at the PS four pro graphics and I look at the PS five graphics, I just I just don't care enough to be like, what a what a massive improvement. It's like, yeah, it's a noticeable improvement, of course,

but a lot of it is a lot a lot of it. A lot of it is in't just like hardware and like what it's a lot in performance and like the stuff that can happen now, like because there are some things that, yeah, like specifically with the SSD, because like they do it a little bit in Ratchet and Clank, the last Insomniac game that they had, where it's like instantaneous like level switching that's like, yeah, really really taxing on certain PCs unless you have like the like a really beef a

beefy rig. So it's cool. And there's some missions in this one in this game that do stuff like that. It's I don't know, I wouldn't say if you're not like Balls to the Wall, like man, I love love Spider Man, Like I wouldn't necessarily be like, oh, run out and buy a fucking console over it. But it's really good. It's it's a solid Spider Man game. Although the villains are awesome, but they're not

even I don't know, man, Venom is it. I don't think this is a spoiler really, but Venom is in the game for like thirty minutes. It's like a really it's it's like a really is an upsetting for like it's not long, like just not nearly not nearly enough it should be. Yeah, it's it's. It's it's kind of it's kind of like the biggest the biggest problem, the biggest problem of the game has like we'll get to do it in spoiler cast if we choose to do it, is like it's

that the pacing is fucked. I think like it's it's a really awesome story, it's really good, but like there's certain things that really should have a lot more time and and they just sort of you know what it feels like. Did you play Ragnarok, Derek, Yeah, it you know how Ragnarok feels like it just sort of happens in like like like really fucking immediately,

and there's all this build up to it. It's it feels like that where's it feels a lot like that where it's like it's not necessarily that this is bad, it's just that like there's not enough of it and it doesn't breathe. That's kind of the that's the only complaint that that's weird is the for Ragnarok. That was the end for Spider Man two. It's the it's the end of act too. No no, no, you're not ramps. Yeah, it'll is the it's the end for for for Spider Man as well.

I think you'll be fucking surprised by just how like, oh, I'm I'm not gonna spoil anything. Let's let's just move let's just move on. We were dancing around something that we should will be able to talk about. Also, Derek's not hasn't played it, so it's it's fun. Yeah, I haven't played it, look at I might just I thought about it my my because my my roommate says, hey, anytime you want to play the PS five, like, go ahead, and so I kind of forgot that.

I'm like, oh, maybe I'll just buy the game specifically to play it. Oh yeah, you still about renting. Yeah, that is an option. There's things that yeah, interesting, Yeah you can blow through that in a weekend. Dude, like it's it's it's easy. Yeah, I might just do that anyway. But what else happened this week? Probably I hate asking a question because it's always the answer is always nothing and then nothing because you otherwise you wouldn't have to ask. Yeah, And then I wanted to.

I totally forgot. I wanted to. I wanted to discuss this off the air, but I just wanted to Actually, no, it doesn't it. I was just gonna say, because I completely forgot to set this up because somebody I know, they just had a I'll tell you what. This is what I'm gonna do if anyone's interested, because I just wanted to. I just want to help my friend out who had a ball cancer surgery. I just wanted to direct them. Yeah, I just want to. But

here's the thing. I'm completely ill prepared. I completely forgot I was supposed to top of the show. Everything. All I'm gonna do is long story short. If anybody wants to take a look at a situation in the description, I will leave a link if you, you know, if you want to, if you're interested in the story or something like that. That's all.

I just want to put that out there. No big deal. He's not dead, so whatever, it's no like you know what I'm saying, Like, if you can donate maybe two cents, really, that's all. That's all he That's all I care about enough to give him, like two cents. You know that nigga stole my He stole my jacket when we went on a tour we did we did you as tour and he was the basis, long story short, we got home. This is a jacket that does not exist anymore. You guys, know, big Black Christopher Boykin from a

Robin Big. So he had a line and packs under the wall in the mall, and so I bought one of his hoodies and that line doesn't exist anymore. And this motherfucker's dead, so he ain't making any more lines. And so I was like, hey, man, I left my jacket in

the fucking van. Can I pick it up? And then he tells me, oh, dude, I threw everything away in the van, And I just like, what do you do in that situation, because I'm thinking, clearly he is lying and he just took the hoodie, but like you also if you can't you know what I mean, Like it's one of those things, and then you know it's you know, it's funny. It's funny.

The only reason why I even wanted to bring this up in the first place is because I had that immediate thought where I'm like, ha ha, that's fucked up, right, But then I'm also thinking that's terrible. Let I should at least uh, you know, because I don't. I don't hate the guy. I just I just want to just mention it. And if anybody is interested, just check the link of description, and don't please Please do not mention that jacket story. You know you can't. You know you

can donate and comments. Please don't say that you you have never done anything to ensure that piece of reality more than what you've just said. No, no, no, no, that will happen. Yeah, okay, yeah, everybody go check the description and donate to this donate to this thief. Uh, he stole your jacket. You can't just stole his wall, bro, That's love. I love the idea. I just love the idea of

him, just like, hey, just trying to sell this guy. It's like, hey, man, go like this guy's going through some serious ship. He stole my jacket. Like it's it's just a weird pitch. But obviously that's a that's a horrible thing. So like anything that we can do to I just want to say it is a weird pitch, but that is to be I would not have said anything at all if I didn't have that thought process like of like, you know, I'm like, fuck this nigga,

he stole my jacket. Who cares? But then I'm like, that's terrible. There's a terrible line of thinking. I will try to stole my jacket, So fuck you die of cancer. It's pretty insane. Was like that was there? Yeah, obviously the the yeah, so the check the linking description for that. Obviously, the Sniper Wol stuff is happening. I'm in a video on it, so you guys can check out the video I

did on it. But long story short, it's it's uh, I think there's like a little update where so for those of you who don't know, I mean, we talked about this on the previous episode, right like the Sniperwolf Jacks film situation. I'm sure that we had a whole episode revolving around that show. So I YouTube demonetized her and then she was like, yeah, I accept this, this criticism or whatever, I accept the punishment. And then she took a lot of her videos and uploaded it to a second

channel that was monetized. I think they have since they have since I posted the video, they have demonetized those as well. But that's like, I don't know what, I don't know what this is. It's it just seems to be like a game of ping pong now where she's just trying to circumvent any kind of punishment for this shit. I honestly, I'm surprised Instagram.

Somebody brought it up in a in a I was reading the comments on my videos on my video about it, and people were like, I'm honestly shocked that Instagram haven't taken her down from like their platform, because that's where all this happened. And I'm like, that's a good point, actually, Like it's kinda it is weird, like Instagram doesn't have that like central. Uh, okay, so you can go on Yeah, well what I mean is, okay, let's say let's say Instagram has an account that's just you know,

at Instagram or whatever. The fuck. Uh, you can't just type at you can't just put You have to go on a post or or reel or in the comments sections, and they're not gonna fuck you know what I'm saying. It's so it's so it doesn't look bad at all. Like say, if you go on Twitter, uh YouTube's official Twitter account, and as soon as you see any other posts, it's just flooded with comments, people talking shit, Like it's so much more obvious to be like, okay,

we need to do something. People making YouTube videos and stuff. I don't really think anybody's going on Instagram making a bunch of videos and tagging Instagram or tagging and be like, hey, you guys, you know what I'm saying. So like there's no no pressure at all, Like Zuck doesn't know anything about this, or any of his team don't know shit about this. Zux is trying to get ready to kill Elon. Bro. Yeah dude, you

hear that Elon. So you know the Tesla's not doing well. The cyber truck is is hilarious, like as far as everything that's gone on with it because of how when you see the truck right, let's say you okay, I don't care if you think it looks cool, fair enough, but like you have to be objective about it that that thing is completely unsafe. It's way imaginable. Everything steel where there's no fucking, there's no fucking, there's

no damage absorped impact absorption from steel. Like old cars are way where people don't understand this, People don't understand physics. Old cars are way more dangerous than new cars. Reay. Why cars can get totaled so easily is to

protect you and they take all the force of impact. Like, so a lot of people that get in cars that are told are fine instead of you snapping your fucking neck off, are hitting something to where your head is you know, I don't need to get into that, but my point being that is a point, that is a point that it's not hair home. I've seen so many people being like, man, so shit's built so poorly these

days. The cars just crumple. It's like if they didn't crumple, you would, like you don't understand, like those old those old cars, like don't they just displace all of the damage onto your fucking body to the point it's like, oh yeah, your car's a little scratched, but now your bones are all into a way different place than they used to be. Your

whole entire bodies outside your windshield in someone else's car. And and the thing about it is like you only think you're fine because the car inside is like not fucked up, you know what I mean, Like that's it. Then

you can't walk, dude. I know so many people who like like were in accidents in those old cars, and like they have they still they're still dealing with like ship from that, Like they're still dealing with like oh yeah, like I'm off balanced here, like I've got this pain here that just doesn't go away, whereas like, I don't know, man, I've I've seen people walk away from those like really disastrous looking car wrecks where the cars

like crumpled and they're just totally fucking fine, now you know what I mean. They might be a little stressed out cars because that's probably can't because I bet psychologically it's probably scary to be in a car that's crumbling around. Yeah, but imagine Yeah, but physically they're fine. Yeah, being a really bad car crash at least one time, like a really bad one, why would like flip and everything, you know, and I want I want that for you as well. I want that for you as well, Kingston.

Yeah, man, like I wish, I wish you nothing but luck in finding that scenario for yourself. Yeah. Not the car perfectly fine, Like look, guys, I'm all right. And then the person I hate is just he looks like he looks like cyborg gets crazy, Like damn, dude, you're gonna be You're gonna have powers. Probably, oh you're just gonna die real painful. Yeah, due that cyber truck. For that cyber truck looks like absolutely it looks like a Halo vehicle. Like like a like but

like not even like a real one. It looks like it like a like an alpha like like like, oh, this this is like the rough sketch of like what this feature is like a Halo vehicle that's rendering. Yep, yeah, I don't like look, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. Like part of me looks at it, and I think, like, just because it looks so strange, part of my brain is like, that does look kind of cool. I would never want to drive that thing or own it or have to deal with it, but I like it's like instead,

I'll put it this way. If I was like making like a sci fi world or something, I would probably put that design into fiction somewhere, you know what I mean. Like it looks it looks cool enough aesthetically until you start really thinking about, like, oh, this is barely street legal probably,

like and it's barely meets the standards in United States. As a matter of fact, it didn't, and they had to, like they basically had to increase the value of the car by by one hundred percent to get a street legal because he wanted to sell the car for under like fifty thousand dollars and now probably they're gonna go for around one hundred k once once they're ready, and you might be able to get one next year maybe, And if you do, it's just good fucking luck, dude. It's just it's just

so it's such a novelty, unsaved fucking car. Uh. You will absolutely cut pedestrians in half if you hit them. It's a complete it's a complete right angle like it's it's just angle, but like the complete and half that is crazy. It's like it's so I I really, if there's a car that I wouldn't want to get hit by on this earth, it's probably that it's probably the cyber truck. Like I I can't even imagine how much that would hurt. You're just being by lodds of survivability is so low, it's

so fucking loganting hit you're like, no, I'm gonna get severed. No, man, can't. I can't wait to see what happens. Elon gives me hope sometimes because I look at him and I'm like, man, he's so rich and he's so like his instincts are so bad that like it must be like it, Like he makes it feel like being that rich is not out of reach, you know what I mean, Like there's something about like the like where he is and like where because I understand that there are certain

areas where he's smart. It's kind of like I think we were having this conversation in like in in another episode recently, we were talking about like, oh yeah, like Isaac Newton was like really brilliant, but he but he fucking put mercury behind his fucking eyes because he thought that would help him for

some reason. It's like there's there's like a limited amount of intelligence that people have, and I'm sure like there's an area where Elon Muskt smart, but like in a lot of the areas that he is like full front in like in force of or like in the public eye or like representative of, I

don't believe those are the things. Like I think like maybe he's really good at sudoku and that's like people were like, whoa, he's really good at Sudokut's because like there's so many decisions that he makes that I'm like just like this is just like not this is just a dumb idea, Like like getting rid of circles on Twitter is like a weird idea, like I don't understand

the purpose of that. It's it's very bizarre. There's other things that he's done with Twitter, too, like the fact that, like the fact that look bots are out in full force on Twitter right now, and they have been for like a while now, and I have not had a worse experience on Twitter with bots since, like since Elon took over. It's been way worse, like noticeably worse. And I think most people probably wouldn't notice.

Maybe most people don't notice because they're not like public figures in the same way that we are, where we get a lot of engagement in that way, we get a lot of messages, but like the messages that I used to get were actual people, Like I get like maybe one spam account a month.

Now it's like every fucking day. It's a day lose to the point where like I don't check messages anymore, Like I'm sorry if you're sending me messages and I'm not like reading them or taking them into a counter responding to them, or it probably seems like I don't give a ship, but I I sincerely just I can't I can't be bothered to wade through all of the spam to get to the people who like are actually saying things because it's so

much spam. It's crazy. Missing all them nudes. Boy, that's fine, missing on them, all the dudes I have, you know, I got, I got up in here, I got a lot. I got some six ship up there. You got some six ship up there? Oh yeah, at all? No more. When I look back, I'm my own porn history. I realized how far I've fallen as a person. You know, how far are you? How far are you? Crazy? Ship? Just fall just far fell? I thought, what do you mean?

Like wait, what? Yeah? In what way you explain yourself? It used to be used to be like just you know, like real soft core stuff, you know, innocent. What's it now? What? What's just file? Just just taking rhino pills beforehand, just like just to just to knock the girl one, you know, just there's just a sower one And I'm like, that's crazy. Just like it's his eyes like red and ship and he's just he's like literally, clearly, it's just a video. It's

just a video of this. It's just a video of this eight foot tall This is a video of this eight foot tall guy staring angrily in the cameras. His eyes get progressively more red and you can tell he's beating off off off screen, but his face, his facial expression, his facial expression is not changing at all. He's just like moving a little bit to indicate that there's some jostling going on. And that's the porn that Kingston watches now as

supposed to. Before it was just like still images of like it was just sports illustrated photos or like like Playboy. It's so funny, dude, It's so funny thinking about Playboy, because I used to think Playboy was like like like Playboy would be enough to distract me back in the day, you know

what I mean. Like I remember playing Mafia Too almost exclusively to collect those Playboys, Like specifically, I'd be like, oh man, let me, let me, let me get because that was a collectible in fucking Mafia Too. You would go around and collect like vintage Playboys and there would be like these, like just straight up nude photos in this game, and I'm like, this is sick. It was like this is this is enough for me?

I don't even think I sincerely, I sincerely don't think I would even do a double take in a Playboy now, Like, I don't even think it would remotely get even I wouldn't even notice it. Probably, yeah, it's too I don't know. I've never been like, Okay, so I did, uh, because I don't know why. There's a lot of old people. I don't know. In certain households they had like either some type of they had magazines in the bathroom and some people had playboys or whatever.

Like uh, I had a couple of friends their dads were like that it was just open and the public and were like, oh, this was cool, and uh, nothing like that in our house obviously. But there was the Sports Illustrated the Swimsuit edition. Now, the Swimsuit Edition was borderline like Playboy, and there was something actually a little bit better than that that I

liked. There was kind of the tease of then just some like dumb broad that's posed in a like in an impossible way, that's airbrush to perfection and all this shit, where there was a little less of that in the Swimsuit edition, where obviously it's still fake, but like these are like they're in bikinis and they're supposed to look kind of sporty to a certain extent, there was something cool about that, like the implication of like the implied a nudity

was actually kind of nice. So I kind of double take on that. Like, say, for example, if I saw a fucking ployboy the same thing, I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, tits. But then if I'm in like say I'm in the grocery aisle and there's some chick that's like her tits are almost about to spill out or something, I'm like, what's going on there? It's just horrible. I don't know. It's a weird thing, right, say, is it gonna happen or just gonnaplow

it out of We're top. It's just I need multiple women scissoring, fountains of squirt coming off their mouths, coming on their mouths, talking about lactating. I need women lactating. I need them squirting on each other. I need spitting, scissoring. I mean, I just need very. You need excrement from every orifice, gotcha, I get it. There's if there's a dry orfice, I don't want it. That's crazy. It's squirt. I need all of any fucking beer. What what's what are those things called the

beer funnels? What are they called when you chug those things. I don't know, I just funnels. Are they called funnels? I don't know, wrong, it's probably wrong, but like whatever, we're not alcoholics, so like it doesn't matter. Anybody who's gonna be like, I'm actually actually that's called a I'm Steinian funnel flask or whatever. It's like all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're yeah, all right, no, no, I got it. It's a beer. It's a beer bong. But I

was gonna say just beer bong. Uh. I learned this from Chappelle's show

cause I don't know. Putting milk in people's asses, I don't know why that's a thing, but I learned that from A that there was like a specific, There was a specific, but I think it was like a he was doing like a gay segment or something about like the way that gay people do things versus like regular people, and it's essentially like the gay covers, like just over exaggerated, you know, like stuff like that where I think one of the guys his his license plate said ass milk on it, and

I'm like, what the fuck is that? Like the fuck is ass milk? And then I learned what ass milk was but going on the internet and apparently that's a that's a thing. So squirting, right, lactating milk. You get that milk that's lack tank and then you put it in their ass and they squirt that out. That's what we're talking about. That type shit. You watch Imagine for a moment. By the way, Imagine Imagine this is your first episode of the podcast. Imagine this is your first episode of

this show for a moment. Yeah, I don't even know how how something that's so crazy? What There's this video that I saw on Twitter once where there was this girl and she put mentos in her pussy and then poured. No, no, that's so stupid. And what's funny is that she did it and after she like spasmed and fell over, she looked so sad, and I was like, you know, damn what her boyfriend convinced her to

do that? Oh yeah, of course nobody does this ship of their own voltage, like I could meet, Like my heart went so so I was like, he definitely talked her into doing that. She did not want to do that on her own. Now did you have that did you did you have that reaction? Did you have that reaction? Before or actually you finished. I'm definitely right after right after, Like I came out and I was just like, dang, bro, I'm wallinn. Yeah you're already there.

You know you might as well in the in the moment you're like, that's so hot, awesome. I would love to drink soda that. I can't believe. I couldnot believe I watched something so vulgar as ago literally and general, sex in general is so funny. Sex in general is so funny because it's just like it's it's ages so poorly it ages like there is nothing that age is worse than that really because like even yes, yes, because immediately

after it just immediately after you're just like what are we doing? Like what is this? Like this like you just it just feels so like you're lumbering away. It's just such an awkward feeling. And then like especially like if it's if you've ever like sexted or anything like that or like had like conversations like that over the phone or not over the phone, but like over through

through messages. It's like the second week, the second Yeah, when you look at it afterwards, you're like, Jesus fucking Christ, this is horrible. It almost it almost feels like you're it almost feels like it almost feels like you're watching footage of yourself. Uh like just reading those messages messages back feels like watching footage of yourself, like as a were wolf, you know what I mean? Where it's like that is crazy? That like what drove

me to this was that? Mean? Why would I say that like that? That's why I feel I always feel bad for people who, like, honestly like this is I mean this genuinely, Like I really do feel bad for people when they get I mean, provided they're not doing like like illegal shit or like morally fucked up ship right, like when they get their like sex messages leaked, not even photos photos, I could I could give a shit about it because like what human body is human by I could give a

fuck. But like those messages like you, like everybody knows they're gonna everybody knows. It's cringe like from a third person perspective, like there, it's obviously embarrassing to read that ship like nobody nobody on this planet. You nobody on that. It's not even about that, it's like nobody on this planet. If if you sent if you took their like sex messages and like put it out on the internet. No one would sound cool. Everyone would sound

fucking deranged or like fucking cringe or like embarrassing. And then these poor people are like, oh man, that's one thing I hope to never I hoped like I would rather every every naked picture I've ever taken bet on the internet than than than the conversations that I've had. But I mean, look, I get I get what you're saying, though I also feel like there's you can always have plausible deniability, like oh, I didn't say that, Like

you know, like it's easy to photo shop. I didn't say I showed the fuck versus like your penis is just there and your face you're like, you're like the idea, the idea of people under picture, the under picture. You know, you take it under it and then you just have your face in it. The best picture ever. Your your dick looks like Wesker's arm from five. It's just veins. The idea that is the best smiling.

The idea of taking a dick picture with your face in it, smiling and giving a thumbs up is hysterical, Like that is so outrageous the fact that I've never done that is actually kind of upsetting. I've never done before. Your hogs out, bro. Yeah, you make sure you got rhano, you make sure you're as hard as you possibly can be, to the point where it kind of hurts, and then you take the picture. I'm glad. I'm glad. I don't get bonus like that anymore. That was

young me getting bonus to the planet yearly hurt. Brother, Uh, you look at so you gotta do this. You got to. I've been I've been telling everybody to do it. I tell everybody to get on t r T. They actually I just do I just this. Okay, this just blew my mind. I didn't know this, but you can. You know, subcutaneous you can inject insulin. You do you do insulin sublcanos, which is injecting to your fat so you're you're abdomen and into your belly fat.

Apparently you can do that with testosterone, because I always thought it was always intra muscular. You just you just somewhere in your muscles, directly into your dick. I understand. Yeah, I mean there's that's really one of the only places you can't do it. No, muscle or fat there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, your dick muscle, right, I forget the muscle, yeah you know yeah the dick muscle, right, yeah yeah, fat,

I retract everything you can do your dick's discuss taking. Put you inject testo in your penis, and I guarantee you, man, you're gonna feel like fucking a young whipper snapper with the the rest of your body is gonna feel. You're gonnael like because they're gonna take you to the hospital. They're gonna pump you full of so many drugs. You're gonna feel like you've gone to heaven. That's what That's what he That's what he means. He's like,

that's what's gonna happen to me. Don't do that. That's a solid you got solid penis, bro. Stone They call you the stone Lord bro giving out Bro. The stone Lord is actually kind of a dope ass name. I kind of like that a lot. If I were impoorn, my name would be like like Alex stone Lord or something. It would just be like something that because people kind of understand what the implication like. Poor name would be hardy mixed super hard hard hyphen with the hard high those would be

terrified of me. What about like could you is it two on the nose to just be named throbbing cock. It's honestly, I'm honestly a little bit disappointed at how because I don't know, so there's something like something. I'm really disappointed that porn is so self serious in that way because like you have a lot of you have a lot of like porn stars in their names. Their names are just like intended to be like kind of cool, you know what I mean, Like was it James James Dean, you know, or

like a fucking you know, Lexi or like Riley. You know, there's just their normal names, you know what I mean? That just kind of sounds stripper ish. But but porn is so funny, Like there's so there's so there's so much hilarity in that entire medium that it kind of blows my mind that there isn't a porn star that who's like super famous whose name is

just Hardy maccartheart or something. It is. That's kind of wild. The really problem, that's the way to go, because I've had to fight so hard to be acknowledged as what it is that you know, it's taken on the air of seriousness, and it's in its nature whenever, like everything, everything has to fight for. It just being the nature of being respected somewhat and unfortunately takes on a very hard persona because it has to fight for you

know, the best time for that. But what I'm saying is how it is like we need hard like we need like Dick McGee, you know what I mean. Yeah, Penis hyphen Man, Penis Man hyphen Man exactly. Can you imagine that porn start? You have some lady porn star being like I'm filming a scene with Penis Man today, Like that is so fucking funny, knocks on the door to get into it just sounds so good. So casually she's so casually talking, Yeah, hey guys, today I'm on set

with Penis Man, Like I'm on set with what's up? He's actually he's actually really chilled, like a Penis somewhat something about that Penis like you can't really explain what it is. He's bald, but his head has like a Titus Man he's got he's always worried the helmet, he's always warded the helmet. So he looks like he's gonna call him, what's up. It's nice to be here. My friends called me Richard, but you can call me Penis man Richard. Pleasure to meet me. Questions clearly clear? This episode

clear? This episode is completely fucked already, So let's just please that's perfect. Yeah, whatever, Let's move on to some questions from from our lovely from our lovely audience. Remember so penis patreon dot com slash uh patreon dot COM's uh slash the snark tank, right, that's what it is, the snark tank. God damn, what's going on with you? Man? Dude?

I honestly, something has been going on with me lately. Like I think I've I think I you know what it is the last the last couple of days, because I've been uh playing Spider Man two ferociously to try and get it done before this trip that I was supposed to be going on, doing a lot of work. I think I've just overworked my brain to the point where, like I'm I feel like this week, I definitely feel this week I'm stupider than most weeks. Like for sure. I so full full

disclosure. We missed an episode. We're gonna get back on track real quick. You're still gonna get that one episode a week at the very least, but we've we missed the second episode last week because I, for some reason, and I'm not even remotely kidding, I had a dream that we recorded that episode and then woke up thinking that we had done it. I'm not even remotely kidding. This is a real vague and it was you know what makes me, you know, what really makes me sad about it was a

really good episode. So I was like, I felt like really good about it. I was like, yeah, I was like, oh man, that was such a good one. I'm excited to see it. And then like time went on and I was like, and then we just weren't seeing it, Like I just wasn't seeing the episode. And I was like, and then I had to think about, like, wait did that and I I and then I I realized that we just didn't do record it at all. So we have in those moments. That's scary. That's dementia, that's

set you know what, you know what it happens. It always happens when I when I when my schedule gets fucked in the way that it because I've been going to bed at three am and waking up at like six, So like, that's that's not good bro, right right, Yeah, yeah, because I've had like deadlines and all I've had deadlines and all the ship and I'm trying to get a lot of stuff done. So like that's that's what happens. It's whatever. It'll happen sometimes vivid dreams, delirium. Uh,

but we'll get we'll get that sorted super quick. But uh, you can get a lot of extra stuff over at the Patreon if you're over there. We got some extra ammos over there just for the Patreon audience, so you can go check those out. As we talked about today, we're probably be and Sweeny, you're probably gonna do a I think it'd be fun to do a Spider Man two kind of spoiler discussion and a chat about it, so we'll probably do that. And yeah, let's let's move on to some questions.

And remember you can ask us questions over a Patreon you if you subscribe. Uh, I don't think you understand the cultural significance of my dickmn fuck off Rodin it's his name. You are given a jack or bluetooth at the party to play something to lighten the place. Up. What do you play?

I'll take the opportunity to sameles see shout out one of my favorite albums, Trick a technology by a skills and crafty cuts that sounds fake as fucked, that does not sound like a real album, sound like a hipster that does your your favorite cut? Look look at I gotta say so, I gotta why Why are people's favorite cuts always the most obscure? Ship Like? I just feel like, can't you can't you just give a human answer?

Can't you just give like a fuck? You know? Hey, I know, I know that just a safe answers you can seem like you're not a fucking alien because I feel like it's most of those favorite songs, yeah, go ahead, are like invoking. It's it's you can't you can't make, you can't make not your favorite you know, it just happens. No, look at this is what look at this is This is what I'm saying.

Is so just like with I mentioned this once before, when I got introduced to the punk genre, people are trying to impress me with their deep cuts. And it's not the deep cuts that you want to introduce somebody to.

So it's kind of like you can kind of just obscure the truth a little bit with something like it's like, this is my favorite artist, but this is something that's a little relatable to so I can at least have an understanding of what you're even talking what you told me, Chris, I can't even what the fuck was that. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know any But but here's the thing about that, though, It's like these people, these people are so

obscure, Like I don't know who these people. I've never heard of a skills, crafty cuts. I have no opinion on them, but god bless you question guy. Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna say his name again, It's that'd be insane. But so he uh. The thing about these guys, it's like this could be like their most popular song for all you know, you know what I mean, because we don't we don't know them at all. This this could be like this could be the least hipster amster

answer for this artist. It could be the equivalent of being like, oh, yeah, I love Michael. Have you ever heard Hipper heard Billy Jean? You know, this could be like their Billy it's the only thing by them that anybody knows. But you know what, I retract my statement. Look, let me what was her name again? A A Dot skills and crafty cuts with K's Okay, crafty cuts. I got crafty cut peaches. I don't know, man, pretty sidetracked. We're getting sidetracked anyway. This

is this is not this guy's favorite album. Fuck this guy's favorite album. In fact, that's mean I'm sorry, I'm getting really angry at the audience. It's you know what it is. It's because some people have been like some people have written in they're like where you know, hey, you know, this is the last this is the last time I'm gonna be able to support you for a while. I've got money issues or whatever, and I

don't respect that. We're gonna take the podcast away from you. We're gonna take the but if you if you subscribe to us and then you do not rejoin, we will You're not You're the free feed is gone from you. Like it's it's gone. You lose your rights to it. Sorry, Like it's just how I feel the idea of you being like no, no one can have it now and just completely getting rid of the podcast is crazy. That would be funny. Six people can't pay for it. You're like,

well guess what you fucked everyone? No free feeds. Yeah, so a skills okay, skills and crafty cuds. Not bad. It's like some uh, there's a there's a there's a group called Cunning Linguists. They're like underground. Yeah yeah, yeah, so they're they're underground some semi conscious hip hop, but that is old, you know there. It has a similar vibe of that. It's like an underground kind of vibe. Maybe you'd like him too, if you're kind of into the what's the fucking uh that nigga that

thatsut was with the gorillas and ship? I don't know what the hell that that is? He? What is he an actual gorilla? You know, the guy that wraps I don't know if he's Oh my god, that's crazy. I I like, I felt it coming like I felt like it was like it was like a spider said that it got like red and I chose not to parry, and I thought, I'm gonna let it happen. I'm just gonna I'm not gonna stop this. What do you consider underground hip hop?

Derek like whaterground hip hop. Well, Gibbs, I don't really consider absolutely, I don't. I don't consider Tech nine underground anymore. I think he I think since like two thousand and eight, he just went completely mainstream, like his technology hasn't been underground never like he kind of like ascended, like he kind of like doesn't have that Tech nine very underground but really crazy anymore about in the sense that he's been an underground rapper since like eighty nine.

That I just I feel like like after ko D came out, I feel like he's not It's it's just he kind of went in a complete different direction where and then what was that other one he did? Because he did like because do you remember that fucking that that that Halloween song he did with the Hopson and fucking uh what's that idiot's name? Bob fucking oh man? Is it like it doesn't that? Isn't that the flat Earth guy? Bob? Yeah? Yes, the stupid That's how you know what's crazy about Bob.

That's how I know him. You don't even know Williams. Yeah, oh yeah, okay, yeah, I mean I mean I need to clarify by name. That's how I know him like, I'm sure I've heard his I'm sure I've heard for a couple of the well by the way, by the way, quick thing, Before we can go right back into this, I just want to clarify I was simply, I was joking about taking podcasts away from Foebees. I only say that. The reason I say that, the reason I clarify that I understand that I shouldn't have to, and I

really feel like on some level I don't. I feel like I already in

scatcha something that way. But at the same time, on Sacred Symbols, we had like three people leave the there that Patreon because they were convinced that I spoiled the ending to Lies of p because they were talking about, like, oh man, the end of you Liza is so good, and I was like, yeah, you fight, uh, you fight Walt Disney at the end, which means which means they're which is there are three people who genuinely thought, like, man, fuck these guys, they spoiled this game

that I was playing like a spider that is, that is unfuck believable. That isable it was actually it was actually it was actually only one Patrin exit and like I think, like one comment in one tweet, but it was like three people thought that we had spoiled the Yeah, imag believing, imagine believing that like Walt did. Oh yeah, they just put Walt Disney at the end of this fucking the person. He pulls them out of smoke,

shakes the ice off of him and it's him. You played him, And then like his little creature falls off from the sky and it's like Mickey with this big ass serrated blade doesn't even have any like the thing that the man and Walt has heavy hits. The thing that bothers me about it is like I thought it was such an obvious jokeuse Pinocchio doesn't have anything to do with Disney. Disney made a Pinocchio movie, but Pinocchio is a fucking fairy tale

that it's nothing like there's nothing old Disney ship. Yeah, it would be it would be like it would be like it would be equivalent to to talking about Norse mythology and being like, oh man, they fucking spoiled the recent Thor run and it's like, no, no, these are thor first and

foremost Thor in most and marvels. A blondie thorn mythology is famously a redhead pretty good job with He's a ginger redhead rapist and that's rapist drunk and was pretty good he it's on several occasions he would get drunk at people's at humans parties and get too rough and kill them. Bro, that is hilarious. So you're on Sacred Symbols, right, and you're talking about ragnar Rock and you're like, man, I kept I believe Rats was about to go for

the killing blow, but then Thanos stops you. Yeah, the fight that I thought it was. I really it really is, it really is? It really is an equivalent level, you know what I mean. It's Chris So the ending of he spoils everything. So the ending of Liza P is not, in fact the ending of lip is in fact not Walt Disney. Although technically although technically that's a spoiler because now you know that the ending I

got something it's not now you know it's not game. I was really looking forward to not knowing that d Walt Disney was not at the end of so stop talking to stop talking. You know. The funny thing is, uh, if if he was, if Walt Disney was actually the main boss of Liza p I would have bought it immediately. I would have that that's actually a spoiler. That would be like, wait, I get you would have you would have like wait, wait no, but like if I would so

fast I get to fight. That is so stupid. It's like it's like it's like Hitler being the main boss of like fucking like a wolf. It start like when you hear You're like, I need to I need I need to fight Hitler. Like that actually makes sense. But in a I'm thinking of which one which what game was it where Hitler is like, it's not Hitler, it is Hitler, but he's like ridiculously like he's like a machine or something. He's like, uh oh that was that was the original Wolf

and sign. I think you fought like that original Hitler. Hitler in the original Spider arms like spider legs, right, yeah. He was like so that's what I was picturing. Walt Disney looking like kind of like I will say that, I will say, like we don't talk about we're talking about other games outside of the ones that were kind of like always talking about on this a lot. But Liza p really good looks like like I would I would actually write like if if it's it's the best souls like game that I've

ever played that isn't straight up from software, it's it's super good. And the ending is actually really fucking crazy. I would say it's that absurd, but it is like, oh, that's nuts. Uh, play Pinocchio in it, Pinocchio the thing. Yeah you are Pinocchio. Yeah? Does he ever say the N word? Yes? Every single time? And then he can kill you with your with no specifically well specifically, Jimmy says it more often than anybody else. But though Jim's blood and in this one, jim

this one, Jimmy is a plantation owner. He's jimany crickets blood. If you we need to move on this guy wat question. You know we didn't answer. We didn't answer this question, so thanks for writing again. Put on Dance macab Dance, macab Bye Bye by Ghosts. That's that's stay the Night by, Stay the Night by that and Paramore Williams uh uh. The Spider Man theme from the nineties cartoon Fire Blood Radio and Broo. It just

starts this is so good to the shows from that era. Man just had really awesome theme songs for no reason, and then they study like that that the x Men. The x Men theme is fucking killer theme is the I think better than Batman's theme. People arguing with that, but it's it's there's such different themes though they're going for a very day it would be like,

yeah, it would be like compare. I know, it would be like comparing like Final Fantasy seven to like Power Rangers, Like I mean that those are you know what I mean, Like it's those are both pretty amazing, but like they're very different. They're going for very different things. I feel like X Men and the Batman theme are very those are top tier. But I love it. I have a fondness for the here's how you know. The x Men theme is great. I don't give a fuck about x Men.

And that's probably my favorite theme song ever from like Marvel anything. It

is so good. They had the like greatly rated r the really hardcore Power Rangers comic books, because I would have bought the fun out of them when I was little, But that would have been dangerous because kids would have been really hurrying each other because back that, like the modern Spider Power comics, it's kind of fucked, kind of kind of fucked up things back then they were like, oh, Treey, We're gonna go hang out with the Asian

girl Treny today or go ahead, Zach Dan. But now it's just like Tommy goes back to the past and kills zord On and like kills a beats up a bunch of women, and I'm like nice, like, uh yeah, whatever, it was called the Grid and whatever. Uh dude, the thing that's okay. It's so it's so fucking obvious that the only people reading

the comics are grown ass adults like my age. And the one thing I don't understand is why they're not doing that with the shows, because like, say, they just dropped a new one and I watched one of the episodes because like, oh, Billy Cranson's in it, you know, David Yost there is a blue Range, and I was like, oh, let me check it out. It's it's so fucking awful, like in a it's so awful with like it's still like it's made for kids, but you know,

only people my age are watching it. So it's like, yeah, why not it is? You know what it is? I think because a lot of things that derive that were derived from comics are now very popular in other mediums more popular than they aren't comics, so a lot of like I I don't think kids read comics anymore at all today, Like I I just don't think that's happening with I don't think kids do that. I think definitely much. I agree it's for it's for the twenty the twenty US. I mean

maybe maybe I could be wrong, Like maybe there's some kids. I'm sure there's probably like the read wrong. I'm sure there's some nerds reading comic books out there. I'm certain, But like, I don't think it's I don't think it's as prevalent as it used to be in the same way for the same ages, like I think now because now, dude, like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pretend like I know Spider Man from the comics, like I know Spider Man from the video games and the TV show and the movies.

That's like that was my introduction to Spider Man, and that was my introduction to most things because I just didn't really read comics. And I would imagine that especially nowadays, I have to I have to imagine that, like kids probably just don't even have the fucking attention span to even sit to sit and read a comic speak people who don't read anymore. Yeah, a lot of people that argued with me were like crazy, and it's like, I

know you based on the way you guys comment on things on Twitter. I know you niggas don't read shit before y'all say stuff like there's no way people the common things. So dude, some I was, I was talking about Spider Man on Twitter, and some nigga was like, we were talking about like how culturally, how culture can you know helps characters? You know it's not but only more important factor, but helps characters, And some nigga was like, well, Peter Parker's Jewish, And I was like, no,

the fuck he's not. When has Peter Parker been Jewish? Said I was white. There are no Peter Parker's And I remember specific I'll put it this way. I remember specifically there were certain incarnations of him that had lines that were like, that's weird for somebody who isn't Jewish to say. I don't remember what exactly they were because I don't Care's only one time remember someone saying

something like that. It's when it's in a movie where I'm an amazing Spider Man one where he's going through signing the thing and he looks through all of them and he passes up all the ones and the last one there is Jewish. And people thought he was gonna sign that, and I was like, no, no, he's been He's literally Catholic. He prays to God constantly and it's not the jew God. No offense to officially, Peter has no

religious identity. Perhaps Christian are Catholic if you stretch him being in in Christmas issues, although the implications in the comics have also implied Peter and Jewish at the very least ethnically Jewish on one side of his family, which I could see that, I could see, I could see that being that makes that

makes more sense, But whatever is that Jewish? The thing about Peter Parker is that and this is a good thing, but not a good thing is that Peter Parker is supposed to be every man Jewish is not every man Jewish people are Jewish people. So they would not have done that because they're like, oh, I can't well that that that doesn't make that doesn't make sense

at all. Wait, what are you talking about? That has nothing to do with every man he's just being every suposed to be in every guy is not in the same way, but like everyth I was supposed to be the modern everyman, where every person now has multiple cultures and there's more than one thing, and there's a lot going on with them, you know, like they have a heritage of where they're from opposed to what they are. That's not new. It's a new thing. No, but that's not how Peter

was. Peter was for that times every man and now there's every man from the world that we kind of exhibit now, like Miles is for like younger kids who are like, oh, my my dad is from fucking Tibet, but my mom was born in fucking and we live in New York stuff like that, kind of like the modern like mixed up kid everything. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's a little different. They're still similar in that manner,

though, Yeah, I don't know. Never that never that he's very clearly bad at managing his money, so that's kind of a strike against that. Steve Rogers is Irish, and if he make him anything else, I'll flip the fuck you think other than Irish, I'll flip the fuck out. Yeah, I don't know. Jewish Captain America. My ball tell you, like like fucking hasidic too, he's got the curls and ship he takes his

hair and it's just blonde curls that fall down. I'm like, awesome, Yeah, No, but yeah, I think I think a lot of people are introduced to these things through like TV and video games and other media. So like, I think I think that the source material that like only people who have grown up with it really are attached to it should probably grow up with them. I think I think you should. There's no reason why they shouldn't be. Like, there's no reason why there shouldn't be like some some

wild powerpuff Girls comics, you know what I mean. I think the problem with Americans is that Americans we have gotten to the pot where we don't we don't stop ship things go on too long. We're just like, let's just let's just keep this character in rotation. Still, let's just keep the same characters. Well that's not just America, that's that's Japan. America started it. Now Japan copies it too, Like no, I think Japan's Japan has

always been doing that for as long as they've been doing it. The issue is like we we really kind of fucked them up a little bit, so like they had a bit of a restart because they had to, but like everything, yeah, but like everyone, it's really it's really crazy when you think about, like how much of Japanese culture originates like specifically, like modern like popular Japanese culture originates from from from that era of just like hey,

you know, it's like it's all nuclear era stuff, like fucking Godzilla is still is still kicking, yeah, and he's literally just he's just the bomb if the bomb was a lizard. Literally it's like his entire premise, it's just the effects of the bomb being But yeah, no, dude, would I would? I would? I would. I would play that. I would I would, I would play I would play the the ninety Spider Man them on. I would play a three hour loop of the Spider Man ninety

scene. First, I'm saying inward blood alright's chill Jack Jack's Zero's GT wrote in I haven't read this question, so I have no idea what this is going to be. I'm just gonna read it. Hello there, Drone, Sargant, Johnson, and Brute. I've been an avid listener since episode zero and while severely overdue, I decided to finally pay the tithe to my worthy. My question for you is what sort of absurd guest character would you like to see in a game. I'd be pretty to having Mario Jude as a

multiplayer character in Gears. That's so fucking I could see that too, because he's like one of the is he one of the like the cogs or is he in the Swarm? He's just in the like I used to modernize it because he's not there because the locus aren't there anymore. That's so funny. The idea of oh my god, the idea of of Mario Judah in the Swarm as like a as like a like a battle chieftain or something is insane. Big dog, big bear, He's extremely difficult. Daniel Larson in Mortal

Kombat. Yeah, okay, I would love I would love to have Mario juda Mortal Kobat would be fucking amazing. Actually, I would love to have Pinky and a brain in Mortal Kombat together. Their heads to be so fucking annoying. It's like the serve box to say, and then who else would be another crazy one? Like? I don't know many that would be good for smash. I want George Constanza and Bayonetta. I want, I want, I want George Costanza to to like because he's ball. He has like

less hair to work with, so he's like dressed more skimpy. But he has to fight in the same way he has He has to fight with his hands only, and he has to get creative. And there's moments where George does ship that like people are just like, yo, what the fuck diabodic one of the angels and Demon's heads. So did they say what country Residual eight took place in? Because I know it's like eastern Europe, right something

like that. It doesn't matter that it's just vague because it was obviously Spain and and fucking yeah, but like Africa and he has the country of Africa fair enough, yeah, and then the Gunty and then uh so who's the president of that? Obviously I wanted to say, but that doesn't seem right. Yeah. I don't know, man, rock whatever. I don't know what that is. I feel like it's like Slovenia or something or like something like something something like that. I just wanted to put like, cause uh,

I know, mister Dikovic, he's like Ukrainian or something. I was just trying to like squeeze him into that game somehow, like I just wanted him to be. It really is kind of like I wonder how they feel about that, like because it really is just sort of or something, you know what I mean. Like whenever it's a character like that, it's it really is like, yeah, mister Dikovic, he's like Eastern E're he's like Slavic or something like. It's it's never like Slovenian or Slovakian or like from

the ball you know what I mean, like from the Balkans. In like a specific place, it's always like just or something. Yeah, where it's like I'm Mexican or like I'm like Puerto Rican or I'm Dominican, or like you know, I'm Japanese or I'm Turkish, and I'm so many something. Why I know many countries right there. I will say there are a couple that I actually get reminded that they're even there. I'm like, oh, oh, yeah, that is a place, dude, I only know.

I only know about Slovenia because of Barbara, Like sincerely, like I don't think I would have ever learned about Slovenia. Otherwise I've heard of probably Slovakia, but never Slovenia. Never Slovenia. And then and she was like from Slovenia, and I was like, oh, what's that? Like, I just didn't know. I straight up I have no one. Did they have there? Huh? They have nukes in that country? Probably probably not, So they don't matter. So they don't that is for us to take one

day. One day, we're hungry, We're gonna take them. Most countries don't have nukes, so yeah, exactly, and most countries don't matter. Bro, every kind they're plates. Nuclear nuclear weapons are like a reserved sign on like an empty chair, where like the US has a reserve sign on it, China has a reserve sign on it, Russia has a reserve sign on it. Everything that doesn't have a new because like I'm maybe my cousins are gonna sit there one day if I if I so fucking if I so

choose, you know what I mean? Who you walk up to a kid in lunch table, get up, that's my say, that's my seat. I don't want to you pick them up and you throw them like that guy, that guy that guy shouting to that black dude, I'm not when he says, I'm not even gonna say the word, you fucking black person, and he gets thrown over the burger counter. It's one of the funniest I

know. That's what's so funny about it. That is like, yeah, everything, even if you called somebody, if you said literally quote the N word, you N word, it is all implied. It is a derogatory like you are black is derogatory, So does matter. It is silly black. It's it's the venom. It's the venom. Yes is the most important thing. That's why the word is very secondary to me. It's like if you literally put your middle finger and it drives people nuts if you can and

then people get angry. You know what's crazy. For a period of time when I was younger, I don't know why. I don't know why. Every time I would do peace, sometimes i'd do the middle finger by mistake. I don't know why. I don't know why. I think it was stupid and brain about my little mind. Be like, friend, have a go, and I'd be like, you do that? You know what that

is? That's that's that's seven year old Kingston sleepwalking and eating the paint chips off the wall and then waking up not understanding the different the difference between Peace and middle Finger, and nobody knows why. It's like, why is kingson? Why is Kingston misunderstanding hands pupils? And why is the wall getting like really weird? What's going on nighttime? Why is Kingston on the wall? Why is he literally on the wall eating, just dragging, So, like

you want to know something crazy? I was thinking about something the other day that kind of blew my mind. Right, We're like, oh, man, so the thing that the thing that makes us all people, right, the thing that makes us human really as opposed to just like a fucking like primate or like like some similar kind of monkey, right, is our yes,

right, our fallacies. But outside of that fucking fat dig my fat phallus now the uh, it's our shared experience as humans, Like we all have like the experience of like a man being sick and then vomiting and having to clean it up, or just like even just like something simple of like dreaming in like the backseat of a car, you like look and you like I would imagine specifically like as we were driving, like spider Man, and I would like do like a like a like a little running guy like this,

like over mountains and stuff like that. I do, do you guys ever, like crawl a wall by putting your hands on both yeah, you know what I mean, like like kind of right, and like try to get as high as you can, like with your hands and feet, like in a hallway. I've always wanted to do that, but I think like the opportunities never came up, like say, the walls weren't too close enough

together or whatever. Really not even in like a doorway or something. But the doors are so like our doors are so fucking I didn't have high ceilings in my house for example, growing up, so that would be like a two second task. You would just and then like okay, I hit my head, like I was just thinking because like a little bit like little little people will be able to do that. You know they will for them. They know they can't arms, there's no they can't. They gotta put them

sideways. They got to the sideways. They can do it. Yo. I will buy some stilts, like one foot stilts and then buy long pants and see if anyone buys that. I'm like ship stilts. You walk around and you're just like they'll be like six six walking. I don't see if anyone believes me walk you will get shot and killed. There someone will shoot and kill some ship like that looking like a t Rex and that like the

arm ratio that at a certain point. You ever seen that episode there's a Treehouse of Horrors of The Simpsons and all the billboards come to life, all the advertisement so they're all like terrorizing the city. And then there's a really fucking tall guy just coming out of a out of a convenience store and then Chief Wigham just shoots him, and he's like, these monsters are so tough. He's like, that's just the capital of the basketball team. You know,

he's probably like just like six something and he just kills him. That's awesome, and it's so funny any character, because he's just the idea. He is just the idea of the most incompetent police officer ever. He is the personification of a dumb pig for sure. Exactly exactly. I have to say, like as much as The Simpsons, like I missed out on it, like the voice working, it is so good, like like a lot of it is such pitch perfect, like Chief Williams voice is perfect. It's

great. Absolutely, it's a good show. Solid. Let's see what else we got, Man, we answer anything. I don't even know what fucking matter. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Fu cares. We're getting worse and worse. We're getting more and more. We were killed at for a second. Remember when we ran out of questions, we like read all of them. It's like, all right, it's we're an hour and we're a buck. We're buck thirty into the show. Hey, we just sit

and we can ask like two questions. Can I say something I said? I have said a buck thirty to refer to an hour and a half, and I've been looked at like I was crazy. So I'm glad that you said that because it made me feel wrong for saying that. But it totally depends on the context. In this context, like you don't need to say like you know what I'm saying, Like it makes sense to say that an hour and thirty buck thirty in this solid it's just a solid expression. I

like a buck thirty is like a really good I like that. I like it a lot. Yeah, it works for me. I like it thirty thirty. Let me ask you something. So, you know British British slang, uh, you know when they the one thing they call money like they call quid. You know that you've heard that. Have you ever thought about why I looked this up? I looked this up sometimes, but I totally never looked up. I totally forgot because the okay, I have an idea

of what it is. I never looked it up, and I just started thinking about I'm wondering if I'm right. So liquid like liquid cash, right? Like liquid is like liquid is something that is like physical. So like when you hear people say, oh they have all this money and stocks, but only like this amount of liquid or whatever, right or liquidation anyway, So I'm thinking it's just a short of liquid, just quid. That's kind of awesome. That's what I think it is. I haven't looked it up,

but I'm just hold on. I don't think that's it, but hold on. Why I'm gonna be pissed off? Why is dumb gay money in reference to brain? Yeah? Is that that's too clever? Is that? Why? Ever? Quid, usually used to the word quid, is a slang term for the British prown sterling. It is believed to originated from the eighteenth century. Okay, what is that? Okay wait, I me or some stupid like that, like quidditch. That is not real. I need a second, I need a second opinion. That is not creation. It's

not even You're going to be so disappointed. I was trying to give them more credit. Yeah, Britain, that's an amazing trying to help you. I'm trying to rehabilitate you guys. Man ship, You're trying to rehabilitate this country. That's crazy. US US Americans, US Black Americans, children of slaves are trying to rehabilitate Yeah. Yeah, they're laughing us right now. Yeah. Whatever, whatever property, whatever property you own, you want to

be it again. Yeah, I'm gonna make you walk the the I'm gonna make you walk the kitchen and Nando's. I've never had it. I want to try it stands. I found like eight different things, but like Jesus, this is this seems to be the main one. It seems to be

like the one that seems to have the most validity behind it. Quit is a slang term expression for the British brown Stirling but a quid equals one hundred pence, and the nickname may stem from the Latin phrase quid pro quo, which translates to something for something, so it literally just means something okay, because yeah, I know a quid pro quo is. It's just like it's like, here, I give you money, give me sex, I get it, yeah, you get yeah, exactly, I give you a blowjob,

you leave me alone, you know. Yeah, I've done that so many times. Exactly right, I kick her out my house. So the first thing I read that made me upset when I was like, I was getting visibly angry when I was reading it was like, it's actually short for it's short for quid Hampton because quit Hampton is where they print all the money, which which made me so upset that I had to find another I had to find something else, a guy named Quid Hampton. Or is that it's

not a guy in a place I know. I love. I love the idea that I love that you should have you should have stuck with it, you just old. I love the idea of just like, hey man, it's me quit Hampton. I make all the money I make called the money. It's quid Quinn Hampton to make millions of pounds a day. You know it is to press print a lot casting director and a good thing going.

But you and your quid and your pants Sterling. The dyslexic casting director Mike, I didn't know, I swear uh, the dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring gingers bringing bad would suck if it was British man like I. It may be pretty dry, maybe so dry. They're really good dramatic performances. Man like Luthor that that was a good show, I will say with

with oh yeah, a good one, even though it's incredible. It was like three seasons of like some little mom gets done in at his front door set and you think that and me, now I'm the one who knocks. I can't do it, Skyler. You got me confused with when the other one did knocks? Skylight? Are you right mad? He's like oy, it's the cross space scene or he's like under the house and it's like panting up and he's like he's like fu j king, Oh chaesus fun dude.

We shout out, shout out to our friends in Britain, guys, experience show. Everybody else can die. But we have a live show. We're gonna get like fucking like shank to death with butter knives or whatever you're gonna come out of. Like you guys think you're making fun of us. Huh, guess you like that? You like that, and then it's sucking just like you know, I don't know, it's just it's it's annoying because there's a little bit of like fucking beans and butter or some ship one of those.

So now you're gonna have to I'm afraid I'm gonna have to acquaint you with my friends Kensington and Wallace and I take out my huge American gun that's bigger than my body and blow it away. It's really funny because like people from Toronto, like people from Toronto, yeah, like us, Like they try to talk about being tough and from Toronto. I've been to Toronto three times in my life. The city, so they're obviously gonna be some villains

in the midst they're just drinks. Toronto was like like notorial villain. But it's like a tutorial for New York, you know what I mean. We're like it's like, yeah, this is how the city, this is how the city looks kind of you. You might run into some like unfavorable people, but like it's never gonna be like so much that you can't handle. In fact, we're gonna we're gonna in fact, if any danger of falls, you're probably gonna slow down time and not even let it happen, just

so you can get used to not to pressing the right buttons. But uh, that's that's what Toronto is. It's not it's not a real it's not real. Them talking about like, man, do you don't know what I would do? Yo, goofy if you said I'm not gonna come boy and take it, and I'm like, yo, if you go to New York City and you talk to someone like that in the street, they're gonna die a British accent for Toronto guy. They talk like they talk sort of like

that. They have like a they sort of speak like a like a Caribbean like patois almost sting in Toronto. Now. I guess when I was there my four times, they never smoke like that. They spoke like regular Canadians, so sort of like Americans. But now they speak differently because of Drake. Drake changed the whole cultural really like this weird kind of they have. I swear to God, I don't know if this is true, but I swear to God their money is scratching sniff. I'm not even said. I

swear to this Canadian money, the colorful Canadian. First of all, it it feels really weird. It feels good, to be honest, I'm I'm not even joking. It smells like syrup. I'm not even I'm not even kidding. I'm not even remotely joking. The last time I went there, I was given like money for I did the currency exchange I got. I got some some fucking loonies and tunies or whatever they call. That's a fake ass place, this place, But that's not a joke. Their money is

loonies. And like when I first heard that, I thought it was like, you're you're joking, right, Like that's a that's a you haven't you're having a laugh at babe rot, you know, but it's real, And I'm like, how can you take this? Even their money and even they're coins that aren't loonies and tunis or patuonies and schoonies. I don't know what

the fuck they call them, but like it's just a penny hydrollegy. It's like there's a coin in Canada that's literally just a penny that's hydraulically pressed into the center of like a bigger quarter, and that's like their money. It's like it's like, look at this. It's like two very cool, I guess. But anyway, let's let's get some more questions because we're really failing the audience. Lightning rounds, lightning rounds. Uh? What so low round?

What the fuck is this the dyslexic casting director. Oh, this is the guy I was about to read, but I know we never got to it. Hello, black Goku, black Napa and Hispanic vegeta. I have a spooky hypothetical for you this time. Would you rather pissed teeth or ship spines? Neither lasting damage. You'd rather ship spines than pissed teeth, then yes, I can't imagine anything coming out of my dick hole like that. Man, that's true. Imagine they were predators teeth. That'd probably be better

though, because they're narrower. They are much narrower, that is true. Hmmm, they're jagger red spine Like I don't now you got to pull it out. I mean, that's the thing about it, spine is like a spine is like many teeth. It's length, I don't know, but better than your fucking penis though, that's yeah. But then what if your penis will gets so loose that you can come like like one big one at once,

a big yeah, you can ascend just falls out of you. Pie just you're just you're getting like kind of hard and then it just falls out of you. And that's You're just like, here we go again. My cumb fell out. Excuse me, let me clean this up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my cup fell out. That's it's just so embarrassing. Yeah, go go A so called should check it out. Can't say us no respect for your name because he talked right over and I'm not gonna repeat

it. Boy, Finn Lizzie take two. Last time I brought them up and you went on an ad D tangent so hard he didn't even say his name. So I'm here to to talk about the ace with the bass Phil line it. I think Phil is the most underrated musician of the seventies, if not all time. Who is a musician you three think is underrated? Michael Jackson I think is a holy Yeah, I'm gonna go with probably yeah,

probably Michael Jackson. I think I'm gonna go with Michael Jordan. Michael Michael Jordan, definite, and Michael Jordan has one of the greatest hits of all time. I believe I can fly. Yeah, awesome. I don't know, you know, no, no, no, Sunday Sunday is my answer. Uh. I honestly don't think I think about like I I honestly don't think I think about. When I was younger, I used to think about, like, oh, this musician is underrated, But since I don't

know, since I've been an adult, I just sorted I don't. I don't think of things as underrated anymore. I don't know. That's that's been kind of like a thought process that's been completely absent from my life in the last couple of years. I don't know why I wish for like I wish for people to know all the time. I always feel like, damn, I wish this band or whatever this artist had more success because I feel like they're like strongly deserve it, like they're so talented, and I'll see their

numbers are like there's nothing, And sometimes I'm fucking confused. I'll see like a major record label like Metal Blade Records is a huge metal record label, and I'll see a band on there like they're promoting their ship, and I was like, Jesus Christ, it's amazing and they have nothing. It's lesser than my shit, And I'm like, first of all, how the fuck are you signed? Like what do you even? What is the deal? Like what is this? I don't even understand. Did they give you an

advance? Could they? Is it possible? Is what is the benefit? I don't understand that actually, to a point where I'm like, well, shit, should I just submit my music? Could I just side for no reason? But anyway, yeah, yeah, I just man, I don't

know. I don't know that question. The actual the closest thing to a real answer that I could you have probably Devin Towns And I think Devin Townsend is genuinely like one of the most gifted musical minds that I think I've ever seen, and it's kind of insane, like being me Paul and Paul's brother went to a show of his, and it is unreal how good the live performance of it is. Specifically, and he's like in his like late forties,

or something. So he's not this young guy and he's like belting out this shit that like makes no sense to me, like it feels impossible, and so like that would probably be my answer. But he's also like relatively well off, like he's touring with he toured with like Dream Theater, and he's not like that's what I mean, it's like underrated, kind of implies that like people don't know about him, but like they do. It's just he exists in like a very specific circle, you know, Yeah, exactly

that. I was gonna say one of my favorite bands, right because I'm I really gotta put onto a band called Jungle because of like there's this TikTok that went around this guy dancing and like a very like very unique dance. And when I first listened tom like genuinely two months ago, their listens on on on Spotify were maybe like one hundred thousand per month. Now it's over nine million, so I have to say them. But they blew up,

so you love it. I love to see it when it actually happens, right, Yeah, So I would say between them, there's another group of artists called Group Therapy I listen to where there were a bunch of young child actors that are from like Disney stuff like that, and they make music now, and I think they make them genuinely re good music. Yeah right, they're very good. Yeah right, I do. Uh yeah, they probably should. But hey, Chris, your Devin Townsend, you're you're I think

like you're. I like that answer because I feel the same way about somebody that a lot of people know, simply especially because of like Guitar Hero or something like. Uh. People heard the band Killswitch Engaged. Killswitch Engaged and there was a singer, Howard Jones. He was in it for a while for like ten years, and now the original singer's back. But Howard Jones, to me, he's one of those once every like few generations type of

a talent, like as a vocalist goes. But he's just in that genre of metal and his voice transcends that so like more in my opinion, to where it's crazy. He's been around for so long, and I think just recently he released some of his best work. He's in a band called Light the Torch and he has a song called the They have a song called The Death of Me, which his vocal performance in it is so just stupid good where he's in his fifties now, and I was like, God, he's

never sounded better before. It's insane. Like it's crazy when I hear someone is like way older and like you're way better than you were before. It's fucking phenomenal. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm like, I hear these people and I'm like, bro, how the fuck do how are you not fucking

on syndicated radio all the time? You know what I'm saying. Like, it's just one of those weird things where it's like you're just in that genre you were just you can't fucking I mean, if I think hip hop station to pick that nigga up, man, like give give give this brother some love or something. I know it's not hip hop, but still get some other brothers into this music too. But whatever, they play rock music, you can't do that. Yeah, It's I feel like that's I feel like

that's one of the things that saddens me the most. Like it's like, okay, the culture and everything like that, but I'm like, can we celebrate some of the black voices outside of hip hop? Can we do that too? I don't know I think that. I mean, I agree I agree with you. I agree with you that you should be helping other artists in general. Period. You have you have a do you have a duty to help other musicians thrive. What happens is that they're looking to do that

in their genre. Unfortunately, I agree it, I get it. I just it would be cool. It should be helping people in general, helping other people of your group in general, because that black people were convinced that we're not all that were we convinced that different black people are not the same for some reason, because you know, we've been brainwashed. But on to

the next question. Yeah, I stared too long into Sweeney's eyes and Derek's thighs, and it made me gay, wrote in he says hello, He says hello, Christopher Small, He says hello, Christopher Small, Dick Nado, Charlie Blackmon and the Colorado Wait, Charlie Blackman of the Colorado Rockies, and the guy who tweets awful takes all day. These are all deeply, deeply insulting. My think is a whopping three atoms. Okay, that's crazy. Yeah, I know, don't don't. Only you can see it because

my prescription is so high. Man, here you are there. You are, Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty. It's it's and it's and it's jagged too. It's like it bends left and then it bends right and then it ben's left again. So it's a little like tail like pic tail or Harry Potter's scar. It's it's pretty, it's it's outrageous this thing. The curvature of this thing. And you know, it's crazy when it when it, when I get hard, it grows in that direction, it

goes like it goes like that, like it doesn't it hurts. Yeah, yeah, it's only it's only three atoms long, so it's like it's pretty nuts. But the rest of that I don't know. I can't speak to. But you got you got me right on. Uh what canceled media would you want to see get made the most? The planned ending for the Shoa era of God's uh what what? The planned ending for the Shoa Era of Godzilla film would have seen Godzilla dying of diabetes before he's getting turned into a

spaceship and battling visibly titted aliens who took over his own planet. I don't even know if that that sounds like complete bullshit, but it also sounds like I feel like I could believe it. Yeah, so I'd have to confirm that with my homie. He's like a big fan of that ship. Yeah, but canceled media probably is true though. Canceled you know what, honest cancel ship. Yeah. Well, well we don't know if it's good.

That's that's what's so crazy about it. Is Like I would say I would have loved to see that James Cameron Spider Man movie because that seemed like it was gonna be fucking horrible. Like the decisions that were being made in that movie. We were out of pocket, Like that was in the ninety That was before it was before Reimi. It was. It was before the first Spider Man. It was before the first Ramie Spider Man. James Cameron had this insane treatment. I can look it up and talk about it a little

bit more, and but I'll do that. Well, you guys give your answers, because that's definitely mine, because there's some wild shitt in there. M I really want to see Star Wars thirteen thirteen, but I feel like it feels completely hard. Yeah, I just I wonder if it would have been like what we expected it to be even though like it looked from what we saw look kind of cool, you know, like I guess, like

the the the cal Casco, what the fuck his name is? It's yeah, that that shit's all right, you know, like it's it's close enough, I guess, you know. I wish we got see the original, the original, uh George Lucas's script for the sequel trilogy of Star Wars, because the way he had it written was like, that's just entirely different from the way it was. Wouldn't it be like possibly shittier. I don't even.

I think I think it would have been more political. People wouldn't like that, yeah, because I feel like the other things he's done outside of Star Wars have been kind of like, you know, I mean he made Indian tumble Skull, was him, right? No, he only did Star Wars and the one Indiana Joe. Yeah, he got he got into the fourth one where people were like, what the fuck is this ship? I didn't the fourth one was weird, but it was just like this is not

that bad, Like I don't. It just wasn't like I don't, I don't. I think it just had weird moments. I think that was people's problem with it. It was just like c GI Monkey she seen people hated. Uh. There was the somehow surviving the blast and the fucking and in the in the fridge just because it's made out of lead. He like tumbles violently and he gets out unscathed after. It's so stupid. It's so fucking stupid. The aliens moments like these are aliens. Yeah, people were kind

of mad with the aliens. Whatever to me, because I like, I like, I really really really liked the prequels. I like everything about the prequels. Granted I've absorbed all of the information he wanted to put into that prequel series, so like, I read a lot of the comic books, I watched Clone Wars, and I saw the movies, which gives them way more context. In the more amount of context, it makes it like my favorite era of Star Wars. But the way he wanted it to be,

one of my favorite Kegs would have been the main hero. That would have been Leah. I really really like Princess Leah, and she would have been the reason why things would have worked out the way they did. But unfortunately Kerry died and then Disney had and they were like let's make Ray and we

all know how everybody feels about Ray. Is it confirmed that that movie was because I don't know, man, even watching it, it feels like that movie was originally going to be about Finn and then it just stopped being about him, you know what I mean, Like from what interviews is that says he was promised a different role than he got. I mean, look,

it's obvious. It is obviously when you watched that movie and when fucking uh Kylo looks there's that moment where he detects something, right, it's in the opening of the movie, like he detect something. There's clearly Finn is supposed to be the fourth sensitive one. He was supposed to it was clearly, and then they just didn't go in that direction. They just didn't do it

well. Like, if anything, Alice should have cut that little scene out, because what the fuck was that other than him just did he just stop to just you ever see like a fucking like an animal eating and then like it stops for a second and looks, yeah, and it continues because because that's all it was, that's all it wants now nothing. It really is fucking dumb, man. It's because because that movie feels like it's it's about or like at one point it was about him, Like very clearly the beginning

is about him. At the beginning beginning about him. It's also like just far more compelling of it. I remember when I like I I didn't think that movie was amazing by any stretch of the imagine. It was very by the numbers, it was fine. It was just a new hope again, which is what a lot of people want it anyway. But I remember specifically like when it started and seeing this idea of like, oh man, they're gonna have like a former what is it, a former storm cheaper kind of

lead of rebeta. That's sick. That's fucking awesome. That's like way cooler than what we ended up getting, which was just like a rehash of the previous. Everything about it was primed to be like, you know what, I can fuck with this. You also, you check a lot of boxes too, because let's be real, there's a lot of people that want the like, hey, a nice diverse cast, but a good character. Finn

was set up to be a good character. My problem with this series in the first place, the biggest one for me in the series, in the First, the biggest problem, the problem that like I instantly I could not be a part of the series. I was like Autumn taking out was all this shit that Vader did, and Vader at the end understanding that I am wrong, I'm fucking wrong, and then to have Kylo become evil is so fucking stupid. That is so that is the worst. That's just backward storytelling.

Luke and all of them saw the ship that Vader went through. They all the universe exists where people know Vader, they know your granddad, your granddad was evil. That a bunch of fuck things, and then you're just gonna do it again because you want power. It's like not even if not even for the same reason that Vader became evil, he just became evil because like I'm I deserve to be stronger than I am. And it's like, dude, what you know, I don't thinking not stupid, Look I so

I disagree. I feel like because some people are just mentally their wires are just fucked. I feel like in in that way to be like, I don't understand how he ended up this way, and literally a simple explanation for in real life, some people just can't be helped because that that is just fucking true. Some people think he would have potentially did it in the sense to save lives, like he goes to the dark head to be there.

It's just life. There are some people that are sucking serial killers and like life. That's that. That doesn't that's just like I get the problem like some people why it needs to be more bombastic though, like it's in the bombastic universe. The story is bombas just the motivation for being evil, doesn't He's not every single thing needs to be bombastic. I don't think with that, with that family, it has to be. That's why. Why is Yoda so you know, like why is Yoda so knowledgeable and so so much

of an expert? Short? Stupid stupid racis Like there's there's not it's just he just is. I mean he's not. We're okay with that. That's Yoda. Derek. Can you please, Derek? Can you Derek? I want that to be the cover. Can you make a tall Yoda? Can you create? But I don't want you. I don't want you to put Yoda's body or something tall. I want you the lengthened Yoda to like tall, like his is so long correct six foot Yoda. That's so disgusting,

So I guess the research, Toody. I did some research while you're talking about Star Wars, because I don't I don't know enough about Star Wars. This this Spider Man scene. This this spider Man James Camera movie. So it would have been cool to see, but it would have it would have

not been a good Spider Man movie. This is the film would have shown Peter getting hit by radiarctive spider, gaining organic webshooters but making fake mechanical webshooters, and not freak the public out why and reckoning, Yeah, it's such an extra stuff for no reason. I do the web shooters who don't like what the fuck? Uh? And reckoning with the fact that while he gained

the paws of a spider, he also gained their predatory bloodthirstiness. During a climactic scene atop the World Trade Center, the villainous UH Carlton Strand aka Electro UH tells Peter. Yeah no, not even close, tells Peter. Spiders or predators they kill to live. They're not hampered by humanitarian ideals or impeded by delusions of reality. The movie would have been rated R thanks to frequent profanity and graphic sex between Peter and m J on the Brooklyn Bridge that featured

a lengthy discussion about spider mating rituals. Wait what see, I don't mind them fucking, but what's that last part? I don't know? Man, So so that's just an episode that that's that bothered hearing that bothered me so much, isn't that? That's what what really blows my mind about it is like, man, you really couldn't make a more misunderstanding. Like knowing knowing that we could have got this instead of the Raimy movies is crazy that we

were like pretty close. I make fun of the Rami movies and I criticized them, but the Ramie movies are one hundred percent of very well depicted I'm showing of like sixties and seventies Spider Man, which which is what Raymie's a fan of. He's gone on kind of like I'm a fan of this era

of Spider Man. And that's it. If I would have seen that as a little kid, If I would have seen that as a little kid, the person that would have been would have been a different person, Like because I would have been I'm so heavily molded by Spider Man that the Kings that I am now would probably be a shadow. Yeah, yeah, I would hear what was going on guards in darkness and have a voice changer. You've

never seen my face, Yeah it is. It is weird. I don't know, man, it would have been It would have been fine, like I was. I mean, it would have been weird. Obviously would have been weird, but I mean, fucking I read Spawn as a kid. Yeah, and so I was already like, you know, I'm like, I'm fucking with this anti hero dude. You know, the thing about it,

Spawn's never been that stupid. The thing about it, the thing the thing about it really truthfully is that you can do whatever you want with the character, but like we need to have, at the very least give us a good adaptation first. If that was our first proper cinematic adaptation of Spider Man, that would have been so bad. Like and at this point, now today is fucking do whatever the fuck you want. Like now today, do a fucking Man Spider movie, and don't make it Spider Man. Name

it Man Spider. That's what I'm saying, Na Spider Man. I disagree. I think You could take source material and twist it in a number of ways that you can have fun with. But the issue is, like, you can't do that without there already being a solid baseline for what the original is, what it's supposed to be, you know what I mean? Because that because then that for because dude, a James Cameron Spider Man movie would have just been the biggest movie ever, like it just it's it simply would

have James Cameron constantly makes like the biggest movies ever. This would have been no exception. It would have been everybody's immediate Like an entire generation would have been introduced to the concept Spider Man through this fucking bastardization, you know what

I mean. Terrible the way, the way the trajectory of everything would have shifted, absolutely, but we know what we know now it would it would be you would have probably got some pretty cool we would have got some pretty sick other super movies, but that would have been a that's not spider Man. Like what the fact that Spider Man has organic webs in the first place is a super reductive aspect of his character. It's it's fine, like, do we do you think I think I think him. I don't think.

I don't think it's any more ridiculous than I think I think is really dumb. I think him talking with them is dumb because why this doesn't have that part of his body like that doesn't have like that's what I would have. At least have it come out of his ass, then I'd be like, that's stupid, his asshole. I'd be fine with it. What do you mean, it doesn't make any sense. It's one of the well, it's

just one of those things where just about him would have his wrists. It's why not venient that they come out of here, because it's also it's also convenient that Wolverine is able to fucking jettison claws out of his hands. That's just having extra balls, is not extra think about think about the logistics. I understand, but think about the logistics. And he doesn't heal the same way, and he dies probably shortly afterwards. He gets fucked up. Listen,

here's the thing about Wolverine. Here's the thing Wolverine's clause. In order in order to make sense logistically speaking, Wolverine's clause would have to be it has in his arms. No, no, no, well they would have to be in his arms. Yes, but in order for him to work properly, they would have to be about half the size of his hand, so it would be like this big, like two inches long. That would how that's how long his claus would have to be. Yes, yes,

how is he doing this? How's he doing this? If his fucking clause go all the way up his arms? There is literally Chris Chris, Chris, Chris Chris. In X Men origins, they literally show a literal X of his body. His claws are in here. You're not understanding bend? No, no, no, no, let me explain me finishing slaming?

Where does bones don't bend? There are claws. There are foot long claws in the air, and when he pushes them out, literally they jettison up to the bottom of the claw is at the point of his wrist, so he can move it still move his hand. That's the same movie. That's the same movie. That is the same movie. By the way, that that is the same movie. There's places with movies in there. No no, let me explain no, no, no, no, no no.

First of all, that's not that's no, that's that movie. And second of all, that's the movie where fucking dead Peol has a whole sword to come out of his fucking the tip of his wrist. So like, look at this, this is I feel like this is the difference right here. If if the X Men, like say, if Logan was bit by a wolverine and then just got claw out of nowhere, I would be like,

that is really fucking stupid. But the idea is that these are just random mutations and people are getting wild ship versus you know, like say him getting bit and it's like he got bit by a radioactive spider, so he has a spider oriented mutation he did not have. He got bit by a radioactive spider, which he does have my own mutation. He has a personal strength and speed of a spider right listen, I'll be one hundred percent honest.

I've always hated the idea that Spider Man spider Man shouldn't be called spider Man without he admits it. It doesn't it doesn't mean no. But even just like he has these powers, right, he can stick to walls. He's really strong, and that's it, really, that's really it. Like he can he has this like general sense of like what's wrong. But even that's like whatever. Yeah, that is nothing. Nothing about that is unique to

a spider at all. So the only thing that makes him Spider Man, the only thing that really makes him Spider Man is the webshooters and the fact that he had to the costume. Chris, Oh my god, all right, I can't wait for the common Why what makes Batman batman? Dummy? Doesn't have power? Batman doesn't have power, But you're saying that he shouldn't be called that because he doesn't have the technical powers of a fucking spider is silly. But power the suit he did, But he had power. He

didn't have to choose Spider. He did because of the connection. He chose spider Man because of the connection, has the power of a proportionate spider. That is why he's Spider Man. It's not the only doesn't because heroes. I don't think you're really understanding what I'm saying. There is nothing. Why is electro called electro? Why control? Because he can control like tricity? Right slops? Because he has one eye? Well, he shoots a beam

like one beam, but but what is an actual cyclops? It's just a fucking monster with one eye. It's not so should he have should fucking Scott Summers have one fucking eye for it to make sense to you? Yes, Like, it's just not like you. I don't like, I'm not this is a reasonable like, why is Spider Man costs? Hold on? Hold on, hold on, hold on one moment, hold on, If Spider Man got bit by a spider, I would on your side if no, if Spider Man got bit by a radioactive spider, right, yes, And

he was asleep when it happened. He didn't even know what happened, right, He just woke up with like, well, fucking weird, I got a bug bite and then he woke up with powers. He has no he has no fucking idea to spider at all. Exactly would he have the we like? He very likely wouldn't have. He wouldn't, he wouldn't have gone down that route. That's fine in the costume, but it's it's not about the costume because the costume was informed by the power set, and the power

set to me, doesn't make any sense. You're misunderstanding, brother, You're so you're taking away the idea that he knows it's a spider. The thing I'm just saying, the only thing that really makes a spider man. Spider Man is the ability to to use webs. That's the only thing that deminds a spider that he has the proportion else that's everything. That's an ant. That's like a number of different things. No, Chris, it is a

spider spider Man pretty much a what are you talking about? Because Chris, you were so you're The thing is that you're ill informed, and you're loud about being ill informed, making you Chris, if I was pitching you, if if I was pitching you a character, if I was pitching you a character called spider Man and he didn't have the power of webs at all, you'd be like, why is he called why? Why is he called spy or man? It's fucking stupid. Anything else? Give him something that correlates

to a spider, Chris, give him or something like that. All of those things make more sense to me than just, oh, he has the generalized proportionate strength of a spider, which how do you even quantify that? And that's that really all that different from like an ant at a At a certain point, when you're not extremely different from an ant and you're not listening, you're not fucking listening. Shut up, Oh my god, if you are if you are that, if you are that strong, if you are

that strong, if you are seriously that strong. Right as a man with the proportionate strength of a fucking insect, whether you're whether you're an ant or a spider that is both insanely strong to a point where it almost doesn't even matter that it's ant orient did How strong is the Hulk when compared to like the proportionate size of a fucking bug? Probably about right? What the fuck? Who cares? At that point? What is the connection outside of just

the fact that you've been bitten by something? Okay? Cool? You are not Spider Man. You're not Spider Man. You're stick to walls man. You're more ant Man than anything else because all you do is stick to wall. You guys are going in the wrong direction. Look at scorpion. What makes scorpions scorpion? What makes vulture vulture? They have like power, the power only their own scorpion, But they're Why are you making an excuse for Spider Man and not these other people? Well, I don't want that about

that. Don't have the powers of a scorpion or saking vulture. Why is it okay? For them to be called Scorpion or Vulture and not Spider Man to be called spider Man, because I don't I understand that that's your point. You're no fucking reason by it. I've always been bottled. Oh my

god, you're misunderstanding it for no reason. Why are you? How am I misunderstanding because you're saying because webshooters donext them to a spider because I don't cares about how much sense doctor Octopus makes, because I don't care about Doctor Octopus as much as I care about Spider Man. So it bothers me that

Spider Man is only spider Man because of a gadget. It does bother me because you care about Spider Man. Well, I care about it because you're telling me I care about it because the web slinging is literally the only part of Spider Man's like power set that I find to be unique enough to be for Spider Man to even be as popular as he is if Spider Man didn't have the wenbody else, because I don't like anybody else as much. So

that's what bothers me. It doesn't bother me about Batman. Batman bothers you. Yes, literally, I don't I don't care about Batman at all. I don't need it. I don't care about Batman even slightly if that he's like dressed like a bat stupid and gay. In fact, I think it's dumb as fuck that he's dressed like a bat. Like, bro, you're Spider Man on the same page now, But I'm saying but here's the reason.

But the reason I'm that. But the reason I'm saying this is because, like, that's why I like, specifically that raymy Spider Man is a fucking mutant with that fucking that the ability to swing. Oh, now, he's actually Spider Man. Like, there's actually a reason beyond just beyond the fact that he noticed, beyond the fact that he just noticed that he got bit by a spider, he actually is a Spider Man. That's That's That's what I said. I think I don't think my argument one guy literally three

more words. That's why I don't think it necessarily detracts from his character. I don't think it really distracts at all. I think it does because of how inventive he's been with his webs over the years. But I think him developing like something happening in him developing shooters. I think that's fine down the line. Don't think he's just start with it. I think his webs,

his creation of the webs has shown how intelligent he's been. That was like the main inference of like, oh, this kid's a pretty smart young guy. He created this thing that other people would never think of, but he needed to use, so he created it. Look, I don't know why you're explaining this when he already admitted why he has a problem with this. It doesn't come down to intricacies like that. It doesn't. I think it doesn't. I think it doesn't. To be more, No, I think

it does affect intricacy. I mean they're saying, well, because there are certain things about it that I there are certain things about the fact that he had to invent webshooters that I think detract from his character, the fact that it, like because then it makes him so it makes him so smart that it's unbelievable that he's poor at all. Like it kind of makes no sense to me that like Peter Parker should be very No no, no, no, that's stupid. But that's because they won't let Spider Man grow up.

I understand, But that's why you're totally you are you are totally correct, but this is why. But this is what I mean. It's like a key integral part of Spider Man is that he is kind of this everyman and he is kind of like it could be anybody. And what I feel takes away from that is the idea that like, oh, Spider Man, you could be Spider Man if you're betten by radiactive Spider and you just so happen

to be very fucking intelligent. I don't think that's something like the intelligence of Peter Parker should have always been, like, in my opinion, should be, and how he outsmarts his enemies and how he uses what he has at his disposal against people around, and and even just the ability of like being able to swing and use physics effectively. Like you give a normal person the abilities of like Spider Man, They're probably not going to swing as grace gracefully

or as effectively. They're gonna be bumping into shit like that. That was something that I kind of have to learn assume. But no, but what I'm saying is like that's something that I assumed, like kind of just based on how Peter Parker was certain as a character, like, Oh, his intelligence kind of allows him to understand physics in a way that probably most other people wouldn't, which kind of informs why he's so good at me maneuvering with

webs around like really complicated environments. Like that's a part of his intelligence that I think still allows him to be this everyman that doesn't put him in this weird situation where he's inventing technology that he should just be selling or like at the real least, like hold on, you understand what I'm saying. I just want to get I want to give you an anecdote real quick. Though.

My brother is an extremely smart guy, neuroscigence blah blah blahs. But when we gave him directions to go to Disneyland, all you gotta do is make it right on harbor and then it's right there you can't miss and he's still missed it somehow mean, Like there are some people that I can actually believe that, for some fucking reason, as smart as he is, he just never even thought to sell fucking like his hit, like actually made that

connection pull myself out of poverty and become an infinity billionaire, because for some reason that just did not click. You're totally right, but it's yeah, I agree with Crys one hundred pcent right on hundred hundred percent unders That's why my problem where I say Spider Man has become boring is because Spider Man, Peter Parker has been the same way for sixty years, been the same pay

sixties, sixty seventy, He's been the same character. Can't keep a job, poor, begging, not made for money, all this stuff, right, And I think the problem with that is that Peter Parker can't change because if he changes, people won't really we as a group, because most people are fucking poor, we as a group will respect him, right because it's like the point of him just growing up. Most people are struggling, though

it's fairy. Can I understand the struggling this right? Yeah, I understand with you, though, but there are different struggles other than this poverty. I totally it's just an easy layup that we understand. It's easy to understand why they do that. We'll understand that. It's just it's I want to, I just yeah, can we just I just want to. I just want to establish the ground of that whole weird shit that just happened a few minutes ago. Is that this is all all the because I just I just

want to I just want to be you. I want the audience just know. Okay, the reason why this even happened in the first place is your love for Spider Man. Your your love for Spider Man. It gives you a deeper love because there is more of a reason for him to actually be

like Spider Man. He's connected more as Spider Man because he naturally has these web shooters, Like he is actually connected with Spider Man because I, yeah, if he did not have the web shooters at all, he can be he can be like any type of iractand or so there's a lot of Iracator. There's a lot of things. It's not even just that it's it's more so the fact that, like the only reason that he is Spider Man is

because he happened to notice that it was a spider that bit him. That's the kind of the thing about it is that that, Okay, though it's kind of like Spider Man Batman becoming Batman because over becoming his fears of not being I don't think that's a problem. I think the issue is that, like I don't think not having that detracts from his characters. What I'm saying, like, because the thing that was said initially was that like, oh,

organic web shooters attrat from his character. It's like, I don't think so. I think they think they they they take away. I think they take the way I think they take some from other places where like, oh yeah, they take away the aspect that he's this unrivaled genius that can make insane technology that really doesn't make a lot of sense. But it's not doing

that. It is though it is not it's not no one else needs to create that kind of thing that's not unlival that is intelligence directed in a certain way, that's not unrivaled intelligence. There's total If he needed to create an he can do it. Right. But now we're now we're getting into the broader universe of Mark. I brought a universe if people need to create things that they could create it. There's micro there's a micro mesh that is extremely

powerful in this world. All right, right, I'll put it this way, like in in the Spider Man game, Now, like Insomniacs, it's very tech heavy. There's like a lot of there's like a lot of emphasis on tech. Peter's room is all kitted out, He's got all this like technology around him. He's got in the New Game, they established that he has a risk of understand what I'm saying when I say this. In the New Game, Peter Parker has a wrist mounted three D printer okay, nuts

that can print, That can print drones in less than a second. That to me is like, I don't know, man, Like I look at that, and I'm like, I don't I don't feel like Spider Man really right now. The web wings, I think kind of do that too, like the flying stuff, where like I feel I'm just saying, I feel less like Spider Man in a game like this than I did in any of the Spider Man's previously where it was just webs, you know what I mean.

Even if gadgets were like web oriented, you know, I'll take like, oh, this little device like makes my web shooters shoot like webballs or something like cool. Fine, But like the second it's like drones and shit. Like he's like he's so smart and he has access to such insane technology

that I don't even know where the bar is for this universe anymore. Like there's a scene in the game where he goes to like a UCM and he's like, there's a scene in this game where he's like he's talking to a bunch of scientists about stuff they're working on, and it all sounds so embarrassing compared to the thing that's on his fucking wrist, And it's like this massive disconnect between like me and this guy where I'm like, I don't I can't

relate to this guy who's so out of pockets smart. I love I love that because of the fact that for years he's been that smart, you know, decades, but he's intelligence that's smart for decades. I don't I understand, but I I think I think his intelligence should come from like not building three D printed drones that can like just instantly calibrate, but just understanding how

to use a battlefield. They're like, how to use things around him in like a like I would feel a lot better about it if all of his tech was like scraps, you know what I mean, like almost like Ironman and Ironman one, where like he was like building shit out of like like just the most primitive stuff I can I can understand because the Spider Man has always been like he's like, oh man, I fucked up. How do I deal with this guy? He goes back to the lab Connors, do

you have this, X, Y, and Z? And he puts things together and it's not as in this way he already has that stuff, you know, so we didn't see him develop it. He has it. The three D printed thing was kind of crazy. I was like, what the fuck, because that's kind that's pretty insane. It's not that's not that crazy compared to the drones flying around. You know, there's drones flying around. You know, there's like things like that are not that crazy. But I

think that is. But but the thing about that is like a lot of his enemies are just it. I look, am I spied tech based The whole world is tech basus, Chris. I totally understand what you're saying. And look, I think objectively, I think a lot of people wouldn't be willing to admit this. But as far as storytelling goes, I think objectively, if you were an actual storyteller, you're writing a script or you're writing

a novel, whatever, it would be much more to your advantage. If he wasn't such a brilliant mind, it would make much more sense for the struggle and overcoming things then having to suspend your disbelief in the thing where it's like, why is he so insanely smart and struggling so fucking tremendously Just one of those things that were you kind of have to just do that same struggle with like a a batman where he's like he's perfect in every way possible except

for you know, is like he can't afford therapy or some shit, yea like something where there's like there's like things where you kind of have to like ignore where it's like strip some of this stuff away from these people so they can be a little bit more grounded instead of giving them everything where it's like, Okay, this guy has all the powers and all the fucking smarts in the world, but he still somehow gets himself in these wacky situations where it's

like, oh, it's much more believable to get in these wacky situations if he didn't have an abundance of intelligence and all that ship Like that's what it's like. I understand that. I totally get that. You know that were it could kind of take you out of it a little bit. I get it. Yeah, for for for Spider Man this, and it's the same because they re keep they keep them not. I actually agree, I actually would love that different. Not Peter Parker though, like Miles Kay, I'll

be fine with that. Peter Parker black black, hispanic and gay. Bro Let Peter Parker. Let Peter Parker be happy for once and let him be gay, you know what I mean? Do you imagine if he was gay? Everything was better about his life, every single thing was better? Dude, are you kidding? Easily better? Yeah, Uncle Ben would not have died if Peter was gay. Crazy Peters. If he becomes Spider Man, he actually dides all the way a spider watch out. I'm not even kidding.

I don't even think. I I really don't even think that's far fetched entirely, Like I really do think Peter Parker gay. And what happens is that the Spider bites Harry because Peter dies. Oh, Harry, watch to help me, Harry, help me. Harry gives about a spider instead, such a horrible cost. A lot of his woes, man, a lot of a lot of He doesn't. He doesn't, he doesn't care about saying Wednesdays. He doesn't really that big of a video because he's some random bitch.

Don't give a fuck about mj. She's just some dumb bitch that lives like right there. He knows her, he knows her. They used to hang out the US to make up each other like that, but they don't. They don't, like they don't really fuck with each other that much.

He goes to college to succeed. He's a billionaire. He gets put them there like Stark Tech as he goes to work for Regreed Richards and like it's just genuinely everything's better for he does like successful Norman Osborne like type of experiments. Yeah, they recreated the super Soldier in the correct way, so there's more Captain Americans in the world. Like everything is bumping. He meets the Avengers, but because of his like Scholastic creations, not because of him being

a fucking superhero. And then Jane he's a great guy. And then Mary Jane is a lesbian and then she ends up in a really domestically violent uh like like but this this Mary Jane is just like she's like very but I was like very butch, and she's like very fucking She's kind of swole a little bit and she beg of Jim Carrey. Stay, She's like, what's a Drew carry? Yeah, it looks like Carrie. You know she Gwen Stacy there in the Relationshi are getting husb relationship talking out Gwen Stacy and Harry

has every now and then from almost killing her. What you just saying? So it doesn't doesn't carry look like like, you know, butch lesbian? Hold on, Derek, get out of your mind. But you gotta look this up. Christy, you're gonna be if you ever see a butch lesbian in real life. Doesn't he look like a lesbian? He does? He does? I mean the beard kind of throws it off back. Drew carry show, Drew carry carry show, Drew carry. You just said Drew looks like I guess, okay, what he does? He does? He does?

I totally I totally agree. That is crazy. I have a picture. I have a picture. I have a picture. I'll send it to you. Let's stop doing this now, I'm done. I'm done. Hold on, I want to do the city. Lily's Lily's a new girlfriend. Oh, come on, it's not. It's doing that stupid thing where it's like a rod. I clicked the picture, but it like it doesn't have the picture in it? Was it too gay? But good man. The girlfriend's like, hey, give me some more. She takes off the sixer,

apply the tenor. With the tenor, she unscrews the sixer. About fifty years old. I think fife years old. I'm gonna tell Joe to start buying some strap on because I feel I canna be bored at that point. Here you got, you got fifty twenty nine for me, you know, to save different things and check out checks and check out, check out the chat you're gonna see. Lily's uh, that is totally a lesbian man. I don't. I don't mainly agree, but I you guys, you

guys believe it's so hard. I'm not gonna fight you. Her name is Carol. Yeah. Next we got to the land, You're gonna see a couple of them. I swear Disneyland always wear jeene shorts too. So I was at Disneyland, right and I was walking with Lily and some little kid fell down. And as the kid fell down, some guy kicked the kid in the face. Right when the kid fell down. He almost tripped over the kid, and I started laughing so hard because they pulled the kid up.

It was like it was so much. That sounds so much, dude, that sounds so much like that. Did Jayalen ever tell you the story about how he slacked the baby? Indes our friend, Our friend Jalen slapped a baby in the Palisades by a complete accident, and the like, well, it wasn't a baby, was like a toddler whatever. But we were I remember it so vividly. We were coming out, We're coming out of the Palisades, but we had just seen Super eight, so it was whenever

that movie was in theaters. And we were laughing because like we were making a joke about it or something. And then he just we were walking in one direction laughing. He's animated, dude, He's an animated guy. So we throws his hands around and then he throws his hand down, and I guess like like we were going one direction, this this this mom and their kid was going in the other direction. He hits the kid in the face. He looks at his hand, He's like, why is my hand wet?

And he turns around and he turns around and the kid's like with his head back like this, and he's like slow, He's like lagging behind his mom, and his mom yanks him forward. It's like enough enough. And it was like I rolled, actually rolled on the floor of that mall, laughing. I could not believe that shit. I'm glad my hand Why is my hand wet? I'll never forget that quest we if. I'm so glad I have witnesses to that because when I tell that story, so it's just

so hysterical. I wish I could if if there's a way to rewatch, like almost like a theater mode, moments of your life when you die, that's definitely one of the ones I'm watching. That kick got kicked in the face so hard. Bro. It was like the guy was just walking, like you know, when you're walking, you're moving, you're doing your Like there was one time when I was walking when I lived in Burbank and on

the side of bourban I used to live in. I was walking one time and I ended up kicking a homeless person that didn't know they were there. Some money? Did I tell you that story? You kicked him and then you paint him He's like I kicked him, hearty ship because I was just like I was speed walking. I was like, I gotta get the chase of speed walking speedwalks walking and it was dark and I kicked the homeless guy and I was like, holy shit, and I gave him like twenty dollars.

I was like, I don't really got twenty hours of spare, but I kicked the groaning he's groaning. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta make this right somehow. That is crazy. That is his that is his gig. You fucking you felt bro. He laid out in front of me. What the fuck is he? The wait? Wait? Were you on like the grass? Were you on the sidewalk? Where were you? I was on the sidewalk and I was speed walking down by where carving board is.

That is his fucking fault that I'm really back because I it was audible like I had headphones in and I hit him and I was like that made formative due he made it louder. You got got, you got got. He made the hit. He probably had like a frying like a like what is like an aluminum pan on his chest. So that's so good. He got you, dude, mother the cars and ship like a better call Saul. He has a Bluetooth speaker he has a bluetooth speaker, and then you

he has a busy speaker under it. You kick him and then he goes ah, and then three seconds later broken glass sounds start to start blasting like way like like way after. It's so not on. Yeah, yeah it did. It didn't. He didn't press play fast enough. In fact, if I moved the cover, if I moved the cover, it's a little hole down to the lower area where it's a completely furnished lower basement. It's actually down there. It's actually not it's actually not one guy laying on the

side. It's just it's six midutes standing up right in the line. That's crazy. They're standing upright and they're still as low as my foot. They're standing straight up. Alright. Let's yeah, episode has gotten off the episode like we did the credit, so I felt like we did it, and I'm like, well, we're gonna get some engagement on this one now that we have a now now that we have an anger blow up. It's gonna do it. Yeah, it's definitely the title of the episode is gonna be.

I was getting I was getting mad, and I was like, do I do I hit the do I hit the desk. I was like, I gotta hit the desk. You gotta hit the desk otherwise it's not gonna this is gonna be anger for no reason. So let's uh. I would hits that's cost too much. It's like one of the freaking like standing ones. Uf I hit it and it breaks, I'm gonna die. What is that thing? What was that thing that we like, we used to when

we were living together. We were like, you know, it's what you get one if you're playing a game and you get mad, you get you get one. You get one hit at the desk. Yeah, you get one hit and then like a prime for the second and then like you have to stop before the second one. Stop yourself. But if you but if you hit twice, you just you're consumed. You're consume. Is gonna keep hitting something. It's like it's like, no, he's hit, he's hit

twice. It's taken him. Don't go talk. Don't go talk to that guy. He's really upset. If you go talk to him now, he might hit you. Just let him be for a bit. Waitit, why is this filter not working active? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, let's read the uh. Let's read it up. Yeah, all right? Three two one the newest snark Tank Patreon member some guy g

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you have to piss in Kingston's face horizonally from five feet away. And every single every single member has done that, which means like everybody who's everybody, all the active users on that account, they've proven themselves. They've done it. Five years down the line, there's like a documentary about the fall of

the snark Tank or whatever. Oh totally, and then like and then and and then like they even had a this weird rule where to get into their discord you had to piss in one of the hosts face from five feet away. And many people like the idea of it being brought up in like a in a context where it's like really something that happened is amazing. It's that we should do. That'd be so fucking funny, just like pretend, not even pretend to have a falling out, but like invent this fake falling out

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do you replaced it with raped? And then if you think about the implication, think about it like you claim to be a player, but I rapped your wife, And it's like there's nothing a big a player about sexually assaulting some This is the funniest thing you've ever thought, is that what you said? You said? This is it's really funny, but it's super not okay to reveal to your non close friends, you know. But it's like I just like I just love like thinking of it in his voice, like

he's actually, but are you so insane. You claim to be a player when I the king. It's like, what's been completely off the rails, dude, The idea of him, the idea of him bragging about something that's just like really uncool to do. A player, but I func your dog. It's like, what your dog? It's like, you my dog? That's my own building. I have a chihuahua. Dude, that's not okay. You claim to be a player, but I Q tapped my dick. It's like, what you did? Okay? All right? Man? Yeah,

you think you're so fucking cool. Guess what I've got cancer. He's just like, oh man, that's says that. This is fucking this is sad. It's like if eminem I was like, yeah, I do have AIDS, I do have ten more days to live. And it's like, what the fuck? This is not? This is sad. Get him off the stage. What's going on? He's ruining the moon? What's wrong with rabbit? Bro? What's up with rabbit? He's in the pocket right now. Yeah, my mom is my sister. Anyway, that's Falcon dislike that.

It is Anthony MACKI Falcon, Me and Jalen saw him at a fucking cigar lounge macan on some Native American chick and it was it was a sight to behold. I wonder if she's, uh, what's the that that new movie that's coming out, the scorse movie. Oh uh, Killer of the fire Moon. The fire Moon imagined that because fucking it's interesting, interesting story. Yeah, I've never seen that kind of story told before, like in like a in that way like you don't really hear a lot about So it's

about I actually don't. I kind of want to go in blind as blind as possible, but okay, it's I know, it's just about it's just Native Americans and and the Yeah, a retelling of a specific tribe that in Oklahoma that got incredibly wealthy because they're sitting on the largest orange oil fields. And then you know, of course you know them people the John Smith's came and basically scheming of how to get extract the oil. And it's basically following

real life people, people that actually existed. It's fascinating and apparently they have a lot of the actual tribe. I forgot what they're what the tribe is, you know, I'm sorry, Yeah, let's go. I'm excited to see how I'm excited how he's gonna fit in the first twenty five minutes. That's what I'm excited for it because that's the Scorsese thing. Bro, the first twenty minutes, you'll get it. It's interesting and there's not anywhere near

but like he's gonna say it somehow. Let's just let's just sit back and watch. Yeah, he got the tribal in word chief and they're like, what excuse me call them tree inwards like revenue? That had to be crying, bro. Hell, yeah, I forgot to say I forgot to watch that. Wait when he gets like fucked up by bear, they're like, eminem right, hamnem? What do you do? What's wrong with you?

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your abdomen from the outside, what was that about? This Guy's like, oh, so morbid. That is so morbid. Oh my god, you're going to look like a c D in a sock when I'm done with you. You said, what's that supposed to mean? The guy's generally like, I'd never said that, bro, Just you know, a pizza delivery driver. Can you imagine long haired and stoned? First of all, can you imagine that being a kink wanting wanting a woman to swallow a whole pizza box

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Why, that's pretty cool. I don't even have a means to play CDs on my computer anymore, which is crazy. Yeah, I don't. I bought a drive, I know. I correct mean, actually my mom got me one for my birth no, for Christmas, and I was like, that's kind of hilarious. This is actually a good gift because I never even considered ever buying one. That is a really good That is a really good I should get one actually because I do have like I have a modded

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to be man, I'm trying. That's I think I've realized. That's where I That's how you beat it. Really, so you have so much sex that you you get repulsed by it, you don't want it anymore, And only then can you truly evolve beyond it. Only then can you, like there are those celibate monks those idiots who are like virgins, you know,

they're just thinking about it constantly. They can't. Oh man, they're fucking wasting their whole fucking lives and all they should be doing the exact option that it should be, fucking with no concept of consequence, and then only then will they be enlightened. Guys, I really want to eat. Can we

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like get like really stressed. And then and then it just blows up his shirt under his hat down up over his face, looks like carry and it's just drilling. It's like, bro, just keep crackers next to you or something. What is going on right? What does Donny sho himself? What is what does Barry shut up? Why? I said that? Wow, pet Man, let's go. Sorry, all right, we'll get through the rest of these Marks eighteen eighty nine. I let the record show I was

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