Hey, look he me. There we go. Oh man, it's a Meda Mario. Hey, it's me Chris fay Gun. Welcome to the snark Tank. Okay. You know what's funny about that, It's like that is such an old reference that most people probably have no fucking idea what we're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, most people that are fans him have no clue. Mean probably that's probably true. Yeah, because comedy, what a fucking
name, what a terrible person? Do you remember that he used to have an intro that he would chlorophyne or chloroform a chicken, like drag them, like off the screen or something like no, I'm not. It was like some weird He had this like intro that he would like, I don't know, maybe a girl would be dissing him, and then he would like put the rag on them and then like drag them. And I was like, yo, what is this his intro? It was his intro to his to
his videos, like him chloroforming. I swear, I hope I can still find it. Let me see. Uh so, commyn just remember this right now you might be able to find it. Baschel the Beach. Really, I really have no reco I have no recollection to this at all. What would I put like Comedy Shorts game or rape intro, Yeah, like yeah, something like that. It probably would be easier to find on Commy Shorts game or intro. Let's see yeah yeah yeah. Then you're like, is
that is that real? I swear this is Can you put it? Can you put it in the in the episode? Yeah? I dude, Hey baby, my name's Comedy Shots Gamer. It's it's right at the beginning, so I want to see it. Yeah, Like so I was just going through I look, I looked for I looked for Degi chloroform and for some reason, to show the image of his mom and dad, Degi is a clone of his dad? Is just stay up his father? Like it's terrifying people that not happened. Yeah, so this is real. This is like
totally real. If you just type in comedy Shorts Gamer intro. There's a thing that was posted three years ago by Cass with forty six k views, and uh, people are like and everybody's just talking about like yeah, like I can't believe this was the thing that Wow, the twenty tens were wild and shit, only remember this. I totally forgot about this I forgot about it's got this pupp this weird rag doll puppet animation. Yeah, oh my god, dude, I totally forgot. This is like a thing. Totally
forgot. This made easy. That is crazy. That that's fucking real that it was just that was just this dude's introduction for the whole time that he was on YouTube for like ages. That's that's that's that's that's fire. That's fire, that's the that's the correct that's how that is the only correct thing.
That is the way the world used to be. And it was better than I mean, there are people it's so funny looking at like shit like that, or even just the way that even certain things that are happening now like Sneko going go into like basketball games and like children coming up to hand
going like we hate women. Yeah yeah right and reacting like it's like and I'm like, damn it, dude, it is so funny watching those videos because watching those videos right of of Sneako being confronted by his like really young audience, it's like, this is what like back in like twenty fifteen, this is what people thought we were doing. Yeah you know what I mean,
Yeah, like this this like this is reality for this person. But it was just completely like how absolutely how people thought we were interacting with like our audience, Like people genuinely probably thought that like at Vidcan, kids would come up to us me and like yeah fuck women. Yeah. Like it literally never happened. Not one time. Do I have any memory of of somebody like in real life or anything coming up saying some misogynistic or misogynistic or
or homophobic or racist, nothing like that. It's literally literally not once. And I said on the podcast, the only thing that was stupid that happened was just us being kind of characterized or classified as heroic or something. Oh ye, lame, lame that was There was one really weird uh. I
don't know whose Fani was specifically. I'm sure he just knew like a handful of us, but I remember we all went to breakfast and there was a bunch of people that were around, and then we started to uh I remember this, we might have been an eyehop or some shit or Chris, and then like there were from the people that were there, something that weren't that didn't know us was something that we're kind of around, and when we were
actually walking to VidCon. There was a handful of people that were still kind of trailing behind us. But there was this one sweaty, bearded guy. He had a trucker hat on and he was like his his shirt was tucked in and like he was just giant beard and sweaty, and I'm like, I are we are we gonna are we gonna get killed right now. I didn't know what was happening. It was just that one guy. It was
all, yeah, you probably blocked it out of your memory. Me there's That was the only time where I was like, this guy is weird and we need to walk a little bit faster. But but barring that, we were casted in such a weird it's so funny. It's just so funny watching because I was like, this is this is really what people thought we were
doing? Yeah, Like that was the first thing that came across my mind when I saw that video, Sneako being like, this is this is genuinely what people said video was and he just like it's a good video of him just looking at the camera like shit. And that's the funny thing when you look at I saw so I've seen I've been watching a lot of manosphere of people cover Manosphere content. I watched a couple of Jay Aubrey's videos. Oh yeah, the Pearly one was good. I watched the he did an Aiden
Ross one. Somebody did a sneak O one. I don't remember who it was, but it might have been Turkey Tom. I don't remember. But I'd just been watching a lot of these people and like how they started their origins and then all of it. Obviously it's all a griffed but I liked Sneakos was one of the most dumb. Oh. I was watching something. It was from Fty signifier, and his was it was so authentic, where Sneako was just like, man, this shit is so easy. I used
to spend so much time editing videos. It would take like days, sometimes weeks to edit shit, and now I make five ten times more money just posting this dumb shit, Like why would I ever go back to that other stuff? Just being very upfront about his grift, which I tell you I respect the people that like or just forthcoming about it. Then the ones that fucking lie like I do. Honestly, yes, I do. The fact that he's on camera saying that yeah, for a long time I've been like
someone just told me yesterday. Yesterday someone just told me. I don't know what the video is, but somebody I quote tweeted the guy. You know, nothing against the guy. He just brought it to my attention saying, hey, there's a videos of somebody accusing you as a grift or like I can share it, and I didn't. I don't care to watch. I
don't give a shit. But the one thing that's so annoying is I would understand if somebody accused me of grifting back in the day, maybe they thought, oh, this guy is probably just saying some shit to get money, because I know there was people that were Jason was that we're doing it. But what they're specifically talking about is videos that I made, maybe like six to ten months ago or whatever, the last videos that I started making before
my all my sponsors were gone. Then I finally was like I'm free because like I had, I had sponsor obligations where I'm like, I gotta keep making political videos even I don't want to because they're the only ones I get views. But my views were still naturally declining because I wasn't I wasn't grifting. I was people that were signed on to me right that were, you know, still into this anti woke shit or some people that are probably adjacent
to the manisphere, like I am shitting on them. Yeah, I don't think people. I don't think people really appreciate how much money is in that sphere man Like it's it's they don't. I don't think. I really don't think people have even the slightest understanding. They don't. They don't. Yeah, it's like you could just look at the stats, like it's not difficult to see like where money is going. But you know, God, God
blessed Sneako. Yes for just admitting it's admitting I appreciate that sincerely because I've think that sometimes I think, like, oh my god, what am I wasting my time fucking doing all this writing and editing for it. I could just record myself for ten minutes saying fuck women, fuck women, fuck women, fuck women, and make like a million dollars, right, it's such
a waste of time. Three chord song, Make a three chord song and just say fuck women the entire time, and you will be on You'll be on tim casts, you'll be on Fresh and Fit, You'll probably meet Andrew Tad somehow, and I don't know if he's first got demonetized. I don't know if they're gone. I think they're gone. I think I saw them on them. I saw them on Flagrant. I saw them on Flagrant. I think they're still around. Which they got clowned on because Fresh and Fit
realized, which was stupid. No, you're demographic, right, The retards like Manisphere content, so keep it in that spear. They went on a normy podcast like Flagrant, and then they can't clowned on by their entire audience. Dude, Andrew Andrew Schultz told them straight up, I don't want to release your guys podcast because it's got you guys look bad, Like I'm just being real about it, and they were like, no, no, what
are you talking about, Like they didn't realize. They were actually not self aware that they that they're saying stupid shit to the rest of the normal population, to Normy's. They didn't watch that is it is it out? Is the podcast out? It's it's out unless they took it down again. It should be out. The problem is they're saying the same ship that they always say, like oh, fucking women belong to the kitchen and I shouldn't vote all just dumb shit, you know, just the most dumb, cookie cutter
shit that makes a lot of money in that spear. But like the Andrew Taids and all those people that just they like edgy frat boy comedy. They're not fucking misogynists retards. They're just a little dumb, you know, like slightly dumb. Yeah, are slightly dumb? Yea, just the yeah. I don't know, man, It's it's a whole it's a whole world out there, but it's fun. Just some quick housekeeping. Oh shit, I just I do want to mention outside of the fact that like you know,
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thing I did want to mention. I've been posting some some clips from previous episodes, just some highlight clips on on on, on my TikTok, my instagram, my my Twitter account while we get our other social media channels up and running, just to just to see how it would go over. And turns out people like them. People are responding to them pretty well. I've already seen like a couple of people on my TikTok being like, I didn't even know you had a podcast that's working. Yeah, it's crazy, it's
it's insane. It's one hundred and seventy four episodes. We should have just kept. We should have been I don't know why it took us this long, but yeah, we're doing it. We got these clips out and I'm glad that people seem to be liking them. There is uh, there's also so yeah, so one of the oldest one. Recently, we have switched to a brand new podcasting network. So as of now, for our content when it's on our free feeds, it'll be having quite a bit of a
bit more ads. But those ads helping us give you as many episodes as we have been lately, and we appreciate you guys watching them. You don't have to, you know, but if we go to patreon dot com, so it's just start tank, you have no ads, episodes. Yeah, it is ad free. It is. It is ad free, and it's early. Yeah percent of the time it's early, and you can get the free so yeah, yeah, you just wanted to one extra. We just wanted to. We wanted to mention that because it's possible that like that might
be weird, like a jarring shift. We switched. We switched for a number of behind the scenes for reasons that we won't get into. But you know, the free feed is going to change a little bit, but the patroon feed is going to remain the same. You're still gonna get ten of episodes over there. I also want to I just want to like to piggy back off of that, is that it is the quiet few more ads.
Two is also it's it's a default setting, so it's something we don't have any control of it because I already kind of try to mess with it and it was like no, no, and so I'm like, okay, fair enough. The tradeoff really is that it is free, and then there is for one dollar you can just get ad free and early. Right. That
is fucking sweet trade off in my opinion. And then one other thing for the free pez free feeds the people that are listening right now on the free The second episodes, the second weekly episodes are now going to go live on Thursday, just to space it a little bit because it was we first did money and Wednesday, but I'm like, this is a little bit too close. I think Monday and Wednesday just give people a little bit of a break and then uh and then so it's not there not overwhelmed with content. So
that's pretty much it. Yeah, yeah, we're shifting the schedule around me. It was a little bit sandwich in there. Yeah, so so now it should be we should be adjusting. There's obviously like a weird kind of transitionary period where the schedule might be a little bit in flux, but that's ultimately the new schedule. So we appreciate your patients on all that stuff. Uh and uh yeah, man, I figure another week they gives your money or will kill you. There's no again. Once again, there's nothing.
There's nothing going on. I start. There's only one thing that I saw now that I think about it, it's that picture of Chris Christy looking like looking like I'm melted ice cream, got smug piece of shit at the same type too. He's like like, it looks like he looks like he just you know, he looks at the type of person that would just rip horrible ass in front of a bunch of people and then just be so proud of himself, like look what I'm happiest about it? Dude. It is.
It is so bizarre how unhealthy these people look like consistently. Yeah, and that's and this is him like down like a hundred pounds or something. He lost weight like that, dude, that motherfucker lost weight, and this is what he looks like, like melted ice cream. It's it's pretty bad. I have no place to talk. I've been I've been gymming and eight and healthier a lot. I mean ice cream today because like I got weak and I needed something to give me a pick up because my body's been a good
man. I'm just looking. Uh. Cheat mails are important, cheat meals are important. You need something so you band back too hard. Yeah that's true. Yeah, but it's he looks he looks silly, he looks silly. He just it. It's it reminds me of that picture of what is it? Oh my god, is it? Is it? Trump and Giuliani also where they just look so fucked like they all they all looked so fucked. They all look so fucked. It's crazy that that that New York I
understand, but it's is different. Man, there's old, like fucking what's his name, the Jeff Goldblum's old. Yeah, you know what I mean. But he was also a sex symbol before he was old. I understand that's true. But Giuliani was a sex symbol in the ninety really was not what the fucking he was. You don't remember, you don't remember that was never really sex symbol, Chris, What do you think you don't remember? You don't remember the y in the nineties where he was, he was referred
to as Rudy Gruliani because he made all the women fucking wet. Remember that I wouldn't love. I would love if our parents were present and you said, ruly Giuliani was a sex symbol, because I know both of our parents would be like, what the fuck are you talking about? He was the man, he was missed a Rico and everybody was trying to fuck him. Everyone was trying to fuck him, like he really handled those Rico fucking cases so good, baby, And he was like stopping is gonna be fucking sick,
isn't it? Do you remember? Do you guys remember when Trump tried to fuck him? Remember when he was when he was he was no, he was literally he was dressed as a woman, and Trump tried to fuck him. You don't remember that. I'm not even I see Can I tell you something. I'm not even a hundred I'm not even one hundred percent lying about this. Okay, So what does that mean? What is so he you'll you'll see, you'll see on the channel. So he was so you're
saying that he was in drag for some reason, right right right? And then was dragging getting on him look pretty good. Yeah, because he was a fucking pussy. And then and then uh, and then and then it was Giulianti by the by the big clip and he didn't like it, had it? Yeah? Yo, you know what I forgot about and we probably didn't even discuss it on this show. Those fucking uh that those transcripts of him talking about those tits. Did you do you remember? That's right?
These are my tits, These are my you know, we didn't talk about this at all. We gotta we forgot. We gotta pull up that transcript because that's the craziest shit. I'll find it right now. Yeah. And then do you know, can you do what Giuliani really like? Can you? Can you do? I don't know how he sounds. I mean it's very Italian New York, it's very He just kind of sounds like a guy to me, like he doesn't because I grew up in that place. He
doesn't sound enough to my ears. That's true. I'm imagining, so I imagine. Yes, Yeah, first round that Rodolpho was Rudolph. I was really stunned. I was way older than I should have been too, hause I ever heard like Adolph and I'm like, oh, that's a fucking okay, I see I see it. I found it. I found it. I found it. It says says, if we look if we did cover this before, I apologize if we're doing if we're double dipping, But like, I don't remember not doing this bit at all, mister Giuliani. These
breasts belong to me. Nobody else can get near these, Okay. I don't care if they're flirting or they give you business cards. These are mine. You got it, understand. I'm very fucking possessive. I've gone easy on you, dude. I'm trying to find the other. Oh it's only one. Why would why would this article only have one of the part where
that's not even the best one? Yeah, Over and over, you just keep saying over and over, like those are my tits, or like these are my tits, those like give me my tits, give me my tips, give me my tits, they're my tits. They're like, yo, dude, it really is, it really is. Oh, here's one the way the way natural selection works. Jewish men have small cocks because they can't use them after they get married, whereas the Italian men use them all their
lives so they get bigger. I just like, how how do you say? How could you? In what world does that? Like? What is this does? Is it pussy juice that makes your dick grow? Because how does that work? Nope? See like if you use it with your hands, then wouldn't it grow? So No, that's obviously not happening. When you're beating off, your dick's not growing, you are. You're paying far
too much attention to anything that he is saying. I mean, come on, I want to know how he thinks this is real though, Come here, big tit, come here, big tits, come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me, Give them to me parentheses indiscernible. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits. Jesus Christ, dude, that's a real that's a verbatim quote from Ruly Giliani. God bless you know
these, God bless. I just love that these these are the guys like, these are the guys that are fucking of, that are on top of their ship. They're the ones that selling fucking h Yeah that the second debate happened. I'll watch a recap later, because I'm sure that's where the fucking Chris Christy, that new uh thing of him came from. So there's a new thing of him. Well, no, what we just discussed, like, yeah, what kicked U off? So that's where that came from.
That guy that that fucking that round dude who the elf vivic vivic rama swamming or whatever? The have you guys, have you seen the videos circuling around that he's just literally almost some of them is verbatim stealing Obama's campaign trail. Shit, Oh yeah, he totally is. Yeah, Like there's a video side by side showing you that it's just being plagiarized. Shift around a little bit, like oh, copy my homework, but just changing around a little
bit. And then some stuff is just literally word for word. And it's like, come, yeah, I have not I have not paid attention. I have not been paying attention to the GOP debates at all, because I just I sincerely, yeah, because you're you're not insane, Like that's well, I just I don't know, man, you can watch it, but if something entertaining happens, I'll tune into like the entertaining clip. I'm not gonna see. The thing is Trump's not there, so how entertaining can it
be? Like fucking Chris Chrisky was trying to You're trying to be all like smooth, like, oh, Donald Trump's ducking the debate, so we're gonna all start calling you donald duck. And I was like, get the He said that, yes, he said they literally literally said that, And I was like, well, that is so Chris Chris Christy said that, Yes, yes, he should be killed. That is crazy. I can't believe. I can't believe that he thought that was a good fucking rosse. Yeah.
That's but that's what we're dealing with. Man, We're not dealing that's what. Head out of there. Get this man. At least Donald Trump has flip things. Brother, oh brother, stay dude, honestly, yeah, for real, like, dude, Trump, I just want you know what, it would be amazing for Trump. Yeah, I would. I
would be his sincerely. I would be one of his biggest fans. If every election cycle he just came he came out, joined the debates, Uh, did his little press conference where he got on stage and just like shit talked everybody and then dropped out of the race. You know, what I mean, like every election, just every every four years is like a new stand up set for for for trumph, My god, this is perfect. This would you would have everybody, so many people would be on your side
if you did that, you know what. I feel like he probably would have did that if he didn't have all these indictments, because I feel like the only reason he's really I feel like the only reason he's really going through the presidency now was like, oh fuck, the only way I can get out of prison is becoming the president. Because I feel like he probably would
have liked he would have teased forever. I think it would have teased for everybod he's gonna run, and never would have did it because he's just like, I don't need to run anymore. I'm already as famous as I'm ever gonna be. These people are still gonna keep giving me money, millions of dollars from his from his fans, and never run, even before he even had anounce that he was running. Crazy. But now that I'm gonna get
fucked, I don't think you fully appreciate how wild that premise is. Yeah, the only way that I can avoid prison is if I become the president President. It sounds like a stupid fucking show. It sounds like a dumb It sounds like as literally Someds episode. Dude, it sounds like a fucking like like Disney ship, like that's so raven. It sounds like south Park. Yeah, until the Sunday were doing south Park. But it's real. It is a real and it's it's the stupid. Some polls are showing that
he's pulling better than Biden, which is a little concerning. I'm it's a little it's a little concerning. It is because I I really, guys, I say this and I don't even say this hyperbolically, because I have a I have a European wife, that there is a slight possibility that I might just we we already talked about, hey, maybe let's go move to fucking Paine because her being in a EU citizen, I can actually get over there easy and then fucking just chill. And then I think, after being there
five years, I can be like a citizen or something. So but I think my thing is this right, that's right, like like I've always like I've always wondered this, right, Yeah, why don't always go to Europe because they're barbarians there, Like why go to where those savages are? Like I did, like like in my real heart of her, like Americans suck, we're insane, we're just sit crazy. Like the mental health problems in America is unbelievable. It's like to the point that it's they're savages who Europeans
in general. Open a book, open open a book written by them, and it will be like, Yeah, for a period of time, we were wilding. We were shining in the street, setting each other on fire, trying to find a Jewish god in the middle of Europe. We were just doing a bunch of wild things. Is what year do you think this is, sir? But there's that's the blood that's in there, that's that's in your just going on like a racist diet tribe right now, Like as
you watch, I slowly get a freaking what you call him? That would rule? That was. Look, I don't know, man, I don't know what's gonna happen. I can't I can't abide by Chris Chrissy existing any further. So it's anymore he's gonna Chris chrispy Kreme is Look, I will give him one one thing only He's really the only nigga right now that will shit on Donald Trump. He's he's like the only one that's openly he already
knows he ain't gonna wins. All he's trying to do is just you know, maybe suck a few votes away from Trump, I guess, but like I respect that the clowns. Dude, we literally in a circus right now. The fact that like the yeah, the front runner that's not even debating because he knows he's already gonna be the nominee that has four indictments and he
is obviously guilty. It's what sucks about it when what sucks about it really like not even from a political standpoint, it's just like just objectively speaking, this is so boring, Like it's this, it's it's just the same shit again, you know, like we always complain or like there there's a big point of contention in like media how like we're always like rehashing ideas and how it's like oh, man, you know, like oh, we're gonna reboot
fucking uh the Office, or like oh we're gonna remake fucking this game. Oh we're gonna reboot this movie trilogy or fucking whatever. It's like this, we're just rebooting politics. Now. It's just like, oh, Donald Trump, bring him back, because like in twenty sixteen, remember that, Yeah, I remember that. It's like I'm just like, oh my god, Like that's so bland. And even if we had a new person who was like crazier, you know what I mean, almost did d DeSantis is not
as crazy. He sucks, but he's not well Trump, Trump will say wilder the sentence, will try to make more fucked up things happen. Yeah, well, I agree with the uh with the because the type of stuff that he's done, that you're Conian ship, that he's doing in Florida has kind but but at least you understand at least that's something else. I mean, that's something else. You know what I want want him? It's about I would like you want Santis versus De Santis versus somebody else. I don't
think De Santis would win, and I would be happy with that. It'd be something fucking new. We he's he's been exposed as being he's he is on the spectrum. He is he broke the freaking meter of the spectrum. Like he's so just have you seen that? Mother? Sucker try to smile. He is the sheepy, sheepish. He is the most sheepish person I've ever fucking seen in my life. That motherfucker is a sith bro. He is. He can He literally does not know how to smile. Like literally,
he does not know. I saw that video of him struggling to smile. They're trying to smile on camera. That's the most popular one, but I mean there are if there, there's so many. Get the only way to get him the smile is a reccurding gaybele in front of him. Didn't call him smile? Didn't he call his mommy? I remembering this, or did he call his wife his mommy? His mommy? He says my mommy, I mean my wife, And I'm like, yo, that's we gotta
right now, we gotta move on. We gotta make that's a little sussybakaak in this. You know, Yeah, that definitely called my teacher mommy before. I just wanted everybody to pull their dicks and tits out. Man, Let's make this this shit interesting. That's I want to see. I want
to see how bad the damage in the Pelosi shirt is. You know, Let's see how like is it. I feel like that that time was it Time magazine or like the New Yorker magazine where there was like a political cartoon on the cover of like Diane Feinstein and uh Mitch McConnell and Trump and Biden and they were like in like a like a race, but they were all like geriatric and fucked up and they were like walking with walkers and stuff. No, somebody, I don't remember who the fuck it was was some I
think some democrators or something. Just some political figure who's like, it's actually, it's not okay to this is agism, and this is not okay to be to be insulting uh people in power, like this is like fuck you. I just replied, I reached, I retweeted it. I was like, I was like, shut up, loser, and it like dude, it's so, why are you protecting old people who are fucking you over? Specifically, I feel like that's just like politics in general, respectable older It's
like, no, fuck old people. They're old. They should die. No, No, I will respect elders. No, you're not politicians. I respect elders that are respectable. That's it. Old die. They're taking up our fucking ear. The babys have only made the world worst. I'm sick at them, bro, you got sick at them. Old person is my grandmother. That's the only good one period, even she's pretty questionable these
days, yea, and yeah she's seen now now. So like you got a roundhouse kick motherfuckers in the in the in the hip and they go down whatever's they go down once they're done. Some guys walking up to old people and slapping them on the hip. Bro, you got less than the year left? You remember that? Do you guys remember that that video? We'll move on after this, but do you do you remember do you guys wear that video of the that like it was like a crowd of police officers and
they push that old man on the ground. Yeah. I think it was during the pandemic and yeah, like dude, it's that fast, bro, dude, I really it's I don't know, man, I don't. I never like getting super political on the on these episodes because it's just like I just I just want to make people laughing. Like fuck, I really that videos like that really make me just loathe police policeman, Like I fucking I
don't get it. It makes it it makes it. It is so absurd that thinking about it makes me laugh because it's like its just something like this shit, it just doesn't seem real with how fucking evil it is meant to be real. I wanted to be a cop so badly when I got old, when I was younger, because I felt like being a cop was the honorable thing. And then I grew up in New York and I had my first direction with a cop in New York, and I was like, Oh,
these niggas sucked. They are terrible, terrible, terrible people. They're there, they're almost bullies. I almost joined the Academy the Miracle but County ad because I wanted to h It was this is in two thousand and eight when I was like, you know what this this You get paid a lot down here, blah blah blah blah blah. But then it was really it
was really the reaction that I got from some people. The reaction that I got from my mom was the one thing that really because I was thinking I was this motherfucker that was just bouncing around doing a musician ship and like trying to go on tour and all this stuff, and then so she was like Okay, this dude's not selling down and he's being an idiot. So I
thought she would actually appreciate me trying to go into a real field. But then since I was like a cop thing, she was like her reactually was kind of like, you can't come back. I won't go like fucking a cab. I was like, oh shit, and then like this, And then I was just thinking, like she didn't say that, but like her fucking her body language, mom my, mom a cab when you were a
child, just like oh yeah yeah. But and then I was also there was there was also the nail on the head of the straw and the camel back. I can't speak right now. There was some lady got fired, some lady cop got fired. Yeah almost almost. Well, I'm actually I'm actually recovering from uh yo, you know why I was sucked up. We're recording. We're recording the these episodes a little bit behind schedule, but it doesn't matter. We're still gonna have a coment on time. Uh I didn't
know. I got lucky. I almost skipped a Dennis appointment at a six month follow up that I was gonna skip because I wasn't feeling good. And I'm like, I don't fucking care, but I went, and I'm glad that I did because I've been feeling like shit and I had no idea why. Apparently U my wisdom teeth need to be pulled out. Already got one out, I need to get the other ones out. One of them is fucked up and like so much so that I don't I didn't feel it until.
I don't know if this has ever happened to you before. You didn't realize something until someone's explained something you, Like, I didn't realize that, like the hunger headaches were a thing until my step mom was like, yoh man, I have a hundred head like I'm so hunger as I'm starting to get a headache. And then when I was like, I never made that
connection before. And now like, say, if I go, you know, most of the day without eating, I'll start getting a headche or something, and I'm like, you fucking bitch, Like I never would have probably paid attention to that. Is that why my head always hurts? I mean, if you're like, it literally happened to me, I'm not sure if you're if you're making a joke or not, but no, I mean, I usually have like a hand I usually have a handful of honey out cheerio
as a day. Yeah, if if, if you're if you're being genuine, I guarantee you that is the real reason, because that is you'll get a headache from not eating your your fucking little sitting signals and attacking your brain. But see why my head hurts. This, this is why it just hurts. And I was I was a high schooler when this happened to me. And then I was kind of like, I wish I didn't know this knowledge because I didn't realize that before I just kind of did. I didn't
make the connection because I wish I was I wish I was stupid. I wish I was stupider. For sure, I wish I was an aging a motherfucker. But so why I was saying that is I have an infection in my my wisdom tooth. Like it's like pretty bad, the dentist to but I didn't notice. I didn't really feel it until they started jabbing me. And now I actually feel the pain, and I was like, oh, that makes sense. I thought I was having sinus headaches and stuff. I've
been all fucked up and feeling terrible. I've been feeling awful and I couldn't figure out why. I thought like it had to do with my stomach or something was going on. I couldn't figure it out. Long story short, I started taking some antibiotics and I feel so much better. It's laughable that because now that I've been treating it and so easy, I'm just I don't know why my tooth is that fucked up. Because in March they were like, all right, your teeth are pretty good. You just need to get
this pulled out. And now they're like, yo, your tooth fucked. We need to put four hundred dollars worth of antibiotics in your mouth right now. And I was like, I should you? I should go to the den. It's been a like the pandemic. Really, the pandemic really fucked my perception of like when I should you know what? I maybe like the pandemic happened and then I was just like, ah, and I haven't been like since the pandemic. You go to the doctor, You go to the
doctor for a check up. Four times a year. You go to a doctor since yeah, go go because you don't know times a year. Take it from me, I felt fine as far as I even asked Jojo. I was like, Yo, did you notice like my teeth being any worse off than they are, my breath fucking smelling like shit or anything? Because I would imagine like if I have an affection, something should be off. I don't know. So I was actually really shocked, shocked by that,
and but it also I guess maybe I should have whatever. I didn't make the connection because I've been feeling like shit. I've just been kind of turning. You know how when you go to work, you get professional, you turn it on. You're feeling like shit, but you're like, all right, I gotta turn it on. Exactly yesterday exactly couldn't do it. I tried, and I was fucking I was like, this is gonna be. I'm gonna be like. We recorded an extram listeners, free feed listeners.
We recorded an extra AMMO one time after a Sweeney got home from the gym, and this nigga was fucking falling asleep times just in bro, I don't up at seven and going to the gym. It's so brutal, and we always have to record right after. Yeah, I wouldn't know anything about that,
brother, because it sucks. I'm sorry, good good. Before the Creator Crash, I was I was doing two days because I wake up at seven every day to take Jojo to work, except for Fridays, I wake up at six, and so I would go to the gym right after I drop her off. So I'd go to the gym around like about eight, and then I would go when we when she would get off work. And so I was doing two days. It was fucking hard, but I was killing it until I got sick coming home from the Creator Flash, and then
I just ruined my life. I want to do it. It's like a it's like a factory. I want to do two days, but I know the condition I would be in for that first like two weeks, you should not be doing. I want to ask you something right now. Why do you not drink caffeine? I like why? I just don't. I've never I've never been something that really enjoys it. I don't like how I feel when I'm caffeinated. You don't like feeling awake. I feel jittery. I
don't feel away. I just means you're taking too much caffeine, so you take I don't like it. Man, I've never been a professor of it, like I not even from tea or anything. It looks like I just that's like me, Like that's that's like mean, Like I don't like I don't like eating ten I don't like eating fifteen pounds of pizza because I don't like feeling heavy afterwards. It's like, you don't have to eat fifteen You just I think exactly not need. My reaction to caffeine in general is fucking
no way. Now. I drink one coffee and I just feel gross. You don't don't drink I don't look I get my caffeine. I don't drink coffee. I mean I can. I like coffee, but I don't drink it for my form my energy. I do get it straight from the caffeine cow. Yeah yeah, I just like I'll be sucking his teeth. Yeah yeah. It's it's this gri It's just this gritty sand paper texture cow that
you just milk the caffeine out of. Yeah. I really think you need some brother, especially now that you're you're you're getting back in your gym grind. Like I use just enough because I've had I've had heart issues for since twenty sixteen, even though it's kind of started like kind of fixed itself now. But because of that, I had to very I had to regulate my caffeine and take by I had to take it down a ton, and so it would just be just enough to stabilize myself. Never jitters, never too
much or anything like that where my heart would go crazy. I'm not one. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not one to talk because I like I have, I get headaches when I don't have caffeine. Sincere like you will get caffeine with draws about if you don't have enough caffeine after a while. But the thing is, that's like if you have if you have caffeine regularly for you, you just need a little bit to stabilize yourself. Man, like you're you're you're getting older, You're getting older.
I'm just I'm dying. I'm just dying. He gives up, gives up immediately. He just I'm just dying. I know, it's fine. You shouldn't need a nap like after like a like a little gym sash for like fucking that's just you need to just take a little caffeine. That shit hurts Bro, a fucking a fucking hour and a half gym set where I go and I'm like, Bro, I'm gonna get I'm a knock out hour of lifting after hour lifting my body I'm stuck standing like I'm trying to flex and
I'm not. I'm just I'm just the position my body's in. And then I do a half an hour of cardio and my body's like, yo, dude, you gotta get in the house before you die. Somebody whole the whole wrench to get in my house. Sit down, I sit on the bed. Do you and I tell Lily. If I don't wake up, I'm sorry. Do you go to the gym start? Do you go to the gym with people? Oh? Yeah, Oh yeah, cool, well
that's good. Yeah. Do you take any recovery supplements? Yeah? Of course you go on with the mean Yeah, I mean going on every other day. I can't stand you. So you'll you'll take a recovery of supplements, but you won't just add a little caffeine, do it. You gotta
recovery. You gotta get back what you lost, but you need to boost your Oh my god, like hands off, you lost, bro, you gotta He'll figure it out figure out eventually eventually when he falls asleep driving, Yeah, yeah, dude, that dude, that's fine, And I bet I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Everybody else in here what happens when people fall asleep behind the wheel, Like, since they're all relaxed and shit, they just actually, scientifically, scientifically, you're way better off if you
fall asleep behind the wheel. Sears. When I worked at Sears in like twenty twelve, twenty thirteen, I fell asleep driving home. Oh my god, because it was like it was like Black Friday or something, and I was, I was I think I went there. I don't remember if it was Black Friday morning or Black Friday the day after. I don't remember. It was like it was a really busy weekend. I remember coming in.
I would go in at six am and I would go I would stay there till like four, and then I went home, had like Thanksgiving inner, and then went back out for Black Friday. So like I would like six am to four, then I slept for like an hour eight food left at seven, and I got there at like eighth, and I was like, they're eight thirty to like four am. Do you remember those times? Man, remember working like a slave on Black Friday? Do you remember that ship
Coals? I worked at Coals and that was my my only that was my only Black Friday experience because all my other jobs weren't like a relative to that. But I worked, and I worked in a mall on Black Friday. Worked and it was so bad Friday, and that's the only thing open because in the round and round on holiday time, they closed every other fast food
story because you know they have souls. But Starbucks would be open. I remember working my There was one time in Fishkill there were like thirty people that came in. A party of like thirteen came in. Every We're just making drinks, making drinks. It would get bigger tips on those days, but those tips did not validate the fact that how hard we had to work on the days we should be prepenting on with our FAMI probably remember eating dinner.
I remember, I remember I woke up. This is when I was like twenty one, So I was like because when my early twenties obviously go through the period of time you're not really talking to your family. I was hanging out with these guys, so I wasn't really around my family. Too often. I woke up, said I love your grandam, a good morning, happy happy Holidays, went to work, came back home and everyone was already done eating for Black Friday, for like for christas for our Thanksgiving eight and
then went right back out to go shopping. I didn't see my family at all that weekend, and I'm just I looked back at those moments and I'm like, dude, this is not how you're supposed to live. Dude. That was That was the thing that convinced me. That was the thing that convinced me to quit. I was like, dude, I'm not I'm not dying for seers, man, I'm not like hillway in hell am I dying
on my way home falling asleep. I've never fallen asleep at the fucking wheel before, and not since, by the way, like, not since have I done that? Wild dude, like looking back at like going off because like, I personally don't go out on Black Friday anymore, because well, there's no I'm watching people agree with it. Well I don't. I don't agree. I don't agree with the sentiment of it it existing. I don't, I totally. But even though I just never I never really everything is
used. We used to you were going on. We didn't do anything like I I went out. I think twice in my entire life, I've definitely went out with more than one Black Friday with you, because there was one around the time of Destiny when PS four came out. You're with us that day? Yeah, with us? Another two Black Fridays. I'm saying like, I think I worked one Black Friday, and I think I went.
I think in my entire life, I've been to maybe five Black Fridays, two like one when I was a kid, two in Fishkill, and I think maybe three here. I think, what's crazy? I don't remember what until I moved up state. So when I was in New York City and the Bronx, I didn't know what existed, no clue. And then I moved up state and in like the year of like twenty six of it, I heard of it and I was like, oh okay, I hurt. People were drying, and I was like, holy shit, this is crazy.
Because I lived right next to the walmarts. I was like, am I gonna go? And I went dead and have money yet because I was like fucking sixteen, I don't really have money yet. But now, like I just don't go out those days. I like make sure I stay away from them. I do do a lot of shopping in that area of time, because pretty much Black Friday is at the start of the end of November, end of November, the end of October is pretty much Black Friday.
Now, yeah, well, what we would what we would do initially when we moved out here. It's like we specifically had chickens Giving on the day after Thanksgiving, what like our we had like a friends giving basically where we just instead of turkey, we just made all these chicken dishes and like mac
and cheese and like a bunch of honestly, like just southern food. Basically the fact that you're not here except for me, I'd make Caribbean food, but I'm the only person everybody would make like yeah, but like yeah, like I would make wings. Uh, there are some people who would make like mac and cheese and other stuff. And and we did it on Friday specifically so that we could just go on we could do Black Friday on thanks Giving night and we could go and like we would just get our shopping done
and we wouldn't miss out on anything. And we could still eat it. We've gotta figure out about this year already, because it's that's fast approaching. In fact, we got time to figure that out. We do. We're probably gonna we're gonna rent somewhere this year, or probably not. I don't know. Whatever, We'll figure it out. It doesn't matter. Let's get this. We're gonna be down here. You're gonna be down here this this
holiday. What I've I have no idea what's happening. I mean, I could tend to be down here so I could spend it with us, I could I. Yeah, we'll figure some shit out. Fucking we'll figure we'll figure everything out us damn. Alright, figure alright, relax, let's get into some questions already. Listen. Oh my god, my mom calls me
the hard Are when she's mad. Wrote in says, hey, Malibu most wanted which Arthur, Which Arthur would win a royal rumble to deserve the name Arthur Spooner from King of Queens, Arthur Reid from PBS, or Arthur Morgan, uh from Arthur Weasley. I don't even who Arthur Weasley is, but I don't care about him. Arthur Morgan versus the ard Vark versus Jerry Stiller. The idea of seeing Arthur Morgan beat up Arthur Reid is so fucking funny to me. The battle of the Arthur get out of my way, and
he's like, no, I'm a knitter, dude, that's wild. I mean, he would win. Morgan would win. It would be well, I've seen, I've seen the little one beat up vegeta and what are you fucking talking about. I've seen I've seen some pretty weird shit and uh, and there's things out there where he like that little kid actually is pretty power. Arthur the ard Vark. Yeah, it's eating vegeta in combat. I've seen. That's not Yeah, but that's not can't that's not real, Okay,
Arthur's imagination. It can't be cannon of all these Arthur's brawlings. So we kind of have to we can bid the rules a little bit, I guess, but we got you. I guess. It's a it's a good way. That is a good response. But in that case, I've seen Arthur Morgan do some crazy shit too. And do you ever see those those videos of him like throwing a kid into space? Nor in fact, I've never seen Arthur do Grady. I've seen grad get done to Arthur. I've
never seen him. I was trying to misrepresent them, hopefully, hopefully no one would have checked me. And it's true. I've seen videos of Arthur Morgan getting beat up by children by Jack. But it's a little night bro I actually, you know TikTok, I pretty much only subscribe to or follow. I follow p people that I know, and then the only other pages that I follow is red It's ALDR. Two mod pages. That's it, and it's usually some guy that's just one of them is not even mods.
It's just one guy that's so good at just shooting everybody. Like they'll be like a gang of people who'll threaten them right, and then they'll be like and then they'll be I'm just kidding, and then they'll pull out a six shooter and kill all of them like immediately. It's it's so impressive. It's
so fucking impressive. It's like someone who's like really good at their aiming and other mods of like pushing people really far or somehow people following you on roofs and then pushing them off and shit and like just doing it's just falling it's just pushing people off of shit. It's I don't know why, but somebody has a lot of pages like that. So I am absolutely floored by this question. I'm gonna send you, guys a tweet that that that signifies what
this is about. So I'm about to read it, and I really uh so Ashlett Ashlett wrote in and she she says, hey, guys, I just had my name legally changed to Ashley combat Evolved. Jay. What name, first, middle, or last would you change yours to be? And she she she includes proof that she did it, and she fucking did nod her name is her name is Ashley Combat Evolved. No, which is way crazy, Ashley. That is so fucking cool, man, He No, it's not. That is awesome. Actually, actually, i'm happy for you.
I'm glad your twice. I'm gotta drive with it. But let's talk, okay, combat not that's so that rules? That rules? That is so that is so cool. I can't even I can't even believe it. You know what's interesting, I've always thought about changing my name, but then I was the only person that I was thinking of. Oh maybe my mom would be really offended, because you know, my dad's a dirt doesn't matter. But like so just like, all right, my mom maybe she'll be
mad or something. Or your names after your dad. I'm mad. I'm made after my dad. So it really doesn't matter at the end of the day, everybody. Yeah, well, typically unless the dad was a piece of trash and they gave the mom's name. Yes, that's usually what happens, like say, oh, dad sucks, and then we'll give him. We'll give the mom's name because I don't want your dad anywhere in your life or something. But you have I have my father's first name, but not
his last name. Okay, but yeah, you have your dad's entire name, right, I just uh wait, who who are you asking me? I have his last I was a last name. I don't. I'm not a there's no junior going on or nothing. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. My my dad's name is Mark, which that's what like, uh, it's it's so weird. My Marcus. Yeah, did you think about that? Did that cast your mind at all? When
you were seeing that? You were like, wait a minute, it didn't nothing, No, that didn't because I actually have a I have an uncle named Marcus, but he was he was he was disabled, so like it was he he didn't live. He didn't live super super long. This it's weird. My both of my uncles, they my my the last kids that
my grandma had. Just I don't know what happened. Like my uncle, nothing happen because my uncle Michael is arrested development And then my my Marcus, he just he didn't make it that long because he was he was, you know, he was disabled stuff like that. But I thought, I thought, I thought of Marcus. But the only thing that weirded me out was this was a weird coincidence. The number that I have, I think the number that I had prior to the one that I have now, the person
was named Marcus that had it before. So it was a crazy coincidence that that Resci Peace Marcus thing happened. All of a sudden. I would get some text message of saying hey Marcus, and I thought it was somebody fucking with me. I thought it was maybe some type of troll that like docks me and got my info or some shit, and I'm like, what the fuck, like how who the fuck is this? And it just happened to be No, somebody named Marcus had the phone before. I'm like, how,
what the fuck kind of coincidence is that? How does how does that even happen? But anyway, the world's small but also big, it is you actually have another example of that. I dropped my wallet one time and my old phone number was that I had business cards. When I was doing background acting, my business cards were in there. So the lady that found my wallet called that number. I didn't have that number anymore, but the
number got transferred to my stepsister. My youngest stepsister somehow miraculously got that number at her new house, and so like she's like, hey, they called me, And I was like, how the fuck is that? Even that makes no sense that some of the person that I know, out of the sixty thousand people that lived in my city, the person that I know that I lived with for most of my life, got that number. And I was just like, this is bullshit, this is this doesn't make any sense
at all. Weird ship exactly, But anyway, I was, I was I want to change my name. I asked my mom about this. The weird thing was I thought she was gonna be like what the fuck, like, are you stupid? She like didn't really even say anything. I don't think it gives a fuck either way. She's like, yeah, whatever. I asked him, like, what do you think if I changed my name? Is something traditionally African? Like you know, Like I was like, what if I like change my nam Kamaru or some shit, like how would
you feel about that? And she was like whatever, And I was like what I thought she was gonna be like, no, you should be like proud of your shit, and she just seems like she doesn't give a fuck. It is it is kind of it is kind it's just strange, Like I get why, like it makes sense, but like it is kind of strange that you don't really have a say in your name. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like it makes sense. I understand why. I
understand why that's a tradition. I understand why it happens that way, but it is it is bizarre that the way that you will be referred to until you die, it's not your choice. It's not your choice. I think
you should I think it's I think moving forward. I honestly think like gen zing up and everything, it should be once they're old enough to understand, you like really understand like what how that process works and everything that you should be able to upgrade if you, if you, if you show choose, and if it's reasonable, like say if I was a parent and my kid was like I fucking hate my name, which there's a possibility because the names that I have, you know, the names that I that I like them,
would like, they may not like them, and then so I feel like I want to change my name would be within reason. Your your name's not you can you get you can be. Your name's not gonna be Tracula. I'm just telling you that, like, your name's not gonna be like, your name's not gonna be dracular, Obamna or something, but like I'll consider something reasonable Obama. You have to address them like that too. Clean up your room like a regular sized name, because for years of my life
I'd play like RPGs and then have seven characters and not six. I'm not eight, so I'd never be able to put my whole name. So how to put like Ben or Luke. You wouldn't just put king because king sounds it's pretentious. I'm really named King bro. I mean there's a lower names. It's a common name. I've actually known. I know three kings. Yeah, putting Jamison of that asuch, I guess I just putn't now I just put Kingston without the oh, so it's Kingston Kingston. I don't know
why you wouldn't embrace embrace King because that's just like King. It's like taking man like King. That's this the ship we at wearing a leopard and bask wonder if you no idea how much more i'd respect you if you fucking just started doing if you just decided to commit to the fact that you were just basically a part leopard to the point where you would to the point where people around you wouldn't be entirely sure. Dude. The fact that he roared and
stuff. That's what got me. I was like, why is he roaring? You have no idea how much got Sometimes when I like, it's okay, tack and three. For example, sometimes when I when something because one way that he would win, he would do a thumbs down and he would make a specific roar. It would be like I would do that shit like I would just randomly fucking going. He'll he'll like when when he starts his chain combo to do that German suplex like it just he does two specific like
barking roars, like like I fucking have that shit memorized. Bro. I was obsessed with King when I was a kid. I want. I just didn't know what he was until he really not dude sincerely until this podcast. I think like there was some episode where he did it. I was pretty convinced that he was just part leopard, like sincerely, And what's crazy too,
because I did I did play. I played Tech and two and I saw the scene of like in the beginning of Tech and two where like he throws the mask down and you don't see King's face and like like I think robot King or whatever armor King throws the leopard mask down and I saw that, but I was like, at he's just he's like walking up what was it was manterray he was walking without head and SpongeBob He's like, I don't
I won't be needing this anymore without a head. I was just like, But to me, I remember thinking, it's so funny, like the connections that my child brain made, like the logic of a child brain is so funny, because I remember being like, yeah, that's a mask in the cut scene, but like he roared, he roars too, convincing. It was like, that's the good point. It was just it would be like
an actual beast sound like that's how those creatures sound on PBS. To me, that's funny though, in retrospect, in retrospect in tech and two especially, I bet that was just some fucking guy probably, you know, I bet it. I bet it wasn't even like a like a roar, like a like a royalty free like roar sound or anything. I bet it was just some guy in the microphone going so like really good, who's that guy?
Uh? I don't know who he is, but you've probably seen the clip of this old dude that was acting like a zombie next to his wife or something. Yeah, that guy like that fucking guy. Dude forgot about that guy. That's an old click he was talking about. He's talking about the rabid dogs or something like they were going his wife's husband. So I'm thinking like somebody like him, like a voice actor like him, can probably do a really good leopard or whatever the fuck king is uh and and just
make it sound convincing. Uh. Yeah. Like actually, Joe Rogan, I will say, I will compliment him on his animals skills. He's pretty fucking good. See that video of him, The video of dude, the gorilla video of him is so fucking good. Dude, If you don't think, if you don't think a chimp won't rip your face off and fuck your feet, you haven't been reading the literature. That's so was the next question. Yeah, let's go, let's move on. Well, first of all,
congratulations, actually combat evolved. Yeah, Hi, high five dude, so our next five show better be there. I need the fucking high five you. That's yeah, that's amazing. We want you. You need one, not because you deserve one, but like way too tight and then you snapper dude. I don't know, man, I appreciate, I appreciate. I appreciate those who just don't have reverence for the things that we have been
taught to have reverence for. Like the reason I won't change my name, The reason I won't change my name is because I feel like I owe I owe my family to not change my name. You know what I mean, Like it's just like this weird feeling, like it's like I shouldn't change my last name. There's a lot of history there or whatever you like. My first name was chosen for a reason. It reminds me of my sister.
And my middle name is my dad's name. I love my dad. I have no real reason that's enough to change my name that is but likely, but I would love to be able to do it. I would love. I would I'll put this way, I would love to want to change my name enough to do it. I would love. I would love that amount of O. Like whatever it's like, it doesn't bother me. I like
your name, Like your name is the shit. I think your name is badass and it's but I think it's a grass is greener thing because people tell me this ship all the time when I whenever I sign up for stuff or whatever, They're like, oh, your fucking name sounds like some movie star thing. I'm like, what the fuck you're talking about? But like I just whatever, it doesn't matter to me. Like to me it I don't have the same feelings that a lot of people do. It's not even anything
against my family. I just he doesn't have feel the same feelings. I don't. I don't know. I just feel, yeah, that's what that's what I'm No. I just don't have like the same like that that sentimentality over to me I'm just like, all right, this is what's just what's chosen for me, even the pilot Moniker, it's I don't feel even though like, oh, this is my wife's last name now, And that's another point where she really has no like women just lose their fucking ideas to become
property. Like yeah, and the thing where I'm like it makes even more sense, so like let's just shake it up and do some weird shit, you know, like if you change that name to belong to anymore. Yeah, I wanted to, like, this is my wife and not just his wife. I was weird, weird thinking about the changing her last name to mix slut change and last name. What last name? I don't know, some dumb bitch Jamison. That is crazy. And how do you feel?
How would you feel? How would you feel if Lily didn't want to take your last name? Yeah right, she's wouldn't getting my money. I saw this thing going viral on Twitter. I saw this thing going viral on Twitter of of like some guy kind of chastising his girlfriend or something because he was like she she won't. They were on a podcast together too, so it might be completely fake. Yeah, it started. It started an interesting question
where it's like she was like, yeah, I don't want to. I'll take your name, but I want my name as well, So like a situation, and he was he was like offended by that because he was like, why don't you want to take my name? And it's wild because I've never once thought about that at all, Like I've never once given a fuck about that entire concept. Uh huh. Like I'm getting married to somebody. You can keep your fucking last You can keep your last name for all I
care. Yeah, if I think, if I think your last name is fucking dope, I might take yours. Yeah, there's dude. If I got married and to some girl named like I don't know, like Veronica wolf Kill or something, it's like bro, yeah wolf and Stein, I'd be like, what's up? Let's go Yeah, like yo, what's up? How can how can we? How can we solve this? But what happened? Does this? Right? This is what happens, right, Chris, This happens odd people with a lot of people in this world. Right,
You're not a misogynist, patriarchal asshole, right, that's of marriage? Yeah, yeah, of course every man ends up there. It's just we don't matter how much. There's always time we run. But the thing is that it is just you're a woman losing her identity and being acquired by you. It really is, That's what it is. Unfortunately, so what happens that for most of us were like, I don't really care, but people are like, no, it's tradition and you know why they none of this modernity
shit. Yeah, I don't care. Like there's a usc fighter just got a bunch of shit. There's this Irish stude dame im Ian Gary. He married his Brazilian wife and so now his name is Ian Machado Gary or Machado Ian Machado Gary and away who that's it sounds cool. You know what I thought it was When I first heard Machado, I thought, is he's really into like a lot of martial arts and stuff. So I thought he was he had some I thought it was a nickname that was like some Japanese shit,
because machadow almost sounds like a Japanese word to me. We're all like machido or something. I was like, I was like, oh, but then I learned it was it was his wife's last name, and I was like, yeah, his name sounds cool now Ian Machado Gary, and then the other people are like, oh, what a cook. I was like, dude, that guy will beat the piss out of you, like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, I don't. I don't get that man.
If you if you're if your girl, if your girl has a cooler name, like, I don't see any I will say, like if if you have like a normal last name, like if your name is like Kingston Jamison, right, and you married a girl named like Smith Kira, mixed slut like you know what I mean. It's like, you know, I don't know why you did that. That seems kind of seems like like or something, you know what I mean. Booty is a real a real last name, and which is lost not a real name? I want bad?
No, No, I didn't say mixed slut. I said Booty, bad bitch, big boy, What do you think about that? Booty's a real name, like one of the I think one of the heads of xboxes and his name is Matt Booty. About when we're talking about him for a year, it was insane. People were making threats by him. There's so much of sexual threats and it's like Jesus it's not cool, but people are hardy broody. Anyway, Let's move on a new question, a new question.
Yeah, uh, fuck me. When my cheeks divide, you'll be hoping. I'm a guy. Gather your boys and all hop inside wrote in I don't know. I don't know what. I don't notice that. He wrote in Hello snark taints, I'm a new subscriber with a fairly simple question, what's your dream car? I recently purchased a seventy four Chevy Nova and plan on using some fat American freedom in it, like it's an underdeveloped nation in the Middle East. Goblins. Absolutely enjoy the money you're taking for from this
project. You've been incredibly entertaining for years, and I'm happy to be a supporter of the show. Hell yeah, dude, welcome a board. Thank you. We enjoy your fucking American muscle. Baby. My gym car is probably on like a like a bull guy. It was like, what is your real as? What is your real answer? I don't think he has one. I guess I don't care about Kingston doesn't drive, he doesn't know how to drive. He's afraid of cars. I'm not afraid of cars.
He's afraid. You are afraid of car? Every time I every time I drive, scream every time I drive, though, I think about what I could do win with that car. It's really scary because I don't know if that's the darkness of my mind being like, yo, I could flatten somebody right now. And did you crash? Didn't you crash your girlfriend's dad's car? Yes, that's awesome. When was this years ago episode? Come drives with that? Wow? Are you serious? It's the first episode? Are
you are you joking? That's fucking crazy. Oh man, I gotta go, no on my fucking vehicle. Let's say, what the fuck? I don't know, funny, civilized, I get it, civilized, Bongo bongo bongo. I don't want to leave the congo. Oh no, no, no, no, no, get them. Lily. Lily was like, I'm like, fucking like, right, man, just far Lily. She fucking got off. She got it off her ports. I don't. I don't have I don't have a dream car at all. Like I don't.
I just I don't. I don't care. There are cars that I come across, there are cars that I come across that I'm like, that's a pretty that's a beautiful car. Like I appreciate really nice looking cars. I'm a big fan of the the old, like boxy looking cars specifically, like there's something a bathroom that I like a lot esthetically speaking, Yeah, but
I don't. I wouldn't go out of my way to like a choir one or like I'm totally like my Toyota Corolla is so perfect for me, Like I don't, I don't care, Like I know it's like a basic fucking car, yeah, but like it doesn't everything I needed to do. It's like it works perfectly the parts for it or cheap because it's so fucking abundant, I don't see a reason to have. Like I never understood the idea of having like a really expensive, like show body car because it's like it's
just a target to me. Like whenever I see a nice car in public, it's not even that like I want to do it, but like my brain is like, scratch that fucking car, see it, Jesus Christ. It really like sincere Like there's a voice in my brain it's like, scratched this fucking car. Put take your keys out and scratch this car. And I'm like, no, I'm not gonna do that, but I really like, I feel it. See what you do is you put vinegar all over the car and ruin the paint. Would you call me? Yeah? That's
yeah, yeah yeah. You put vis nigger on the car, on the and then you scratch the paint. So that's how you get away with it. See now you can cut it. Why do you get away with it with vinegar? What is Well, it's because nobody's gonna like if you because real quick, you just keep a little bit of vinegar in your pocket, you know, you just get pocket. Yeah, and then he just he just walked by this. See yeah, you know what my friend, uh,
we went to we went we were at a venue. We're at a venue and this fucking idiot boxed me in and I couldn't get out of my own so I had had my friend like guide me out. I was pissed, and he took this upon himself because I had some talk about hot sauce packets in my just my cup holder. And so as we were like pulling out, I was good. He got back in the car, he grabbed some of the hot sauce and then just poured it on the dude's car.
And I'm like bro, like bro, because like basically the vinegar and it's gonna fucking it could suck up the paint. And I was like, like he's that guy. Though, he's that guy. Like I feel like everybody has one friend. They're like, why the fuck are my friends with this dude? Like one of my friends, Like he just dude. I remember Kingston was like that, like the first time we went out. It was like after like a concert or something. It's like he he came into the
engine of another car because it double parked at us. It was like the most insane thing. Every corked the oil capital it was crazy. It's the most insane car busted it then left. That's it was so crazy. That's what was crazy about it. He didn't even fuck it. He like he just walked out of the car already hard, leaned over it and came into the into the engine and then walked away. That's so impressive. You're scary. It's so hard. You're just ready to go, just ready to go.
At a moment's notice, you bust. You're already, You're already at the fucking climax already. I love that. I wish I could do that. I wish I could do that. I like cars a little bit, but I don't have anything fancy. I want just I missed my selic I used to have a used to have a two thousand Toyota Selica that that they stopped making Selka's in two thousand and six or seven or whatever, and it
pissed me off. Those are my favorite cars, So I would like to just, you know, get on an old one and fix it up and put a new engineer or something like that. And then I want a giant car like I used to have a lifted Tahoe and I bought it off my my my what I call my stepbrother, I guess because my steps was his husband. I bought it off of him, and then it was too expensive to run after a while because I changed jobs and I was way further.
Maybe a maybe maybe a crowned a cop Crown vic Yeah, you I would. I would crash my car into you. I would like just the fact that they're they're they're just this the the history of the Crown Victoria's. That's disgusting. Like when I see regular people driving those, I'm like, you should be a fucking shamed of yourself. You'd be ashamed of yourself. Bro, what's you want to roll in? Huh what? I don't know this? What's what's with him? What do you what do you mean that they're
the official police cruiser for like the longest time? Yeah, I know, I want one. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's like, it's like, it's like it feels the same when people like, oh, you know the iron cross, Well, it's always it's existed for before, it was before it was a symbol of Nazism, and so I'm like, yeah,
but it's kind of tainted now, it's kind of tainted. It's a little it's a little It's like, dude, you're not in a place, If you're not in a place where it's inside of an etching on somewhere, don't use it like it isn't much older than than the modern world. I'm all right, that's fine. Well, isn't it kind of like the thing where it's like, do you remember back in the day where people are trying to make the okay, where this was like a like a Nazi symbol or
something. Right, It's like that where it's like people are like, but it's not a swap it's different though, No, h Hitler. It's so like it's just like remember Michael Jordan trying to bring back the Hitler stash and the Haynes commercial. It just it just doesn't work. It's ruined, unfortunately, even though it's just a mustache. Yes. Speaking of speaking of Hitler's
Hitler and cars, let's go Mercedes. There was one car my dad had, no, no, no, My dad had a Volkswagen, a nineteen ninety two Volkswagen Jetta, which is like not a particularly nice looking car or anything, but I really loved it a lot. It was like, really, it's really boxy, and it looks like a fucking Nintendo Entertainment system. And I think that's why I liked it. It's like it just looked like it looked like a PS one that car, and I really like I was
going to inherit it. And then my my cousin Angeliz crashed it, god damn and destroyed it. So like I never but I have an interesting thing about Jetta when Ili Angelis, when I was, oh my god, what do we know? It's a woman? Angelis? Uh. In two thousand and eight, I was doing some hip hop projects. I was trying to think of a name of like, I just alias, and I really liked I was a big fan of The Vampire Savior, Dars Stalkers Ship and the Final Boss and the third one. His name is Jetta, and I was
like, I'm gonna just do that. I don't know, I'm just gonna pick Jett up. Cool whatever. Everyone that came across it, they're like, what are you fucking car? I don't get it. And I was just like, it's not even spelt the same. But it was just people when they hear that word, and I was like, fuck, I changed it immediately. I was like, never mind, Yeah, you got my rap, my rap alias. When in two thousand and eight was bacon slanger bacon that man, you should have kept that, bro, Yeah, man,
I would. I would slang bacon all over. Probably would you probably would ended up on epic meal time or some Shita theneially. Yeah, oh my god, I look at one morning all right, let's see, let's see. Uh Capricorn capricious capricious imp wrote it in He wrote, hello, shit shitter, bad bad hot takes and talking to a wall first time patron an asker, I don't know whatever. I had to subscribe to get my hands on these extra amos, and I have not been disappointed yet. Here's
my question. Other than Chris not knowing you can just throw the sleep potion at the goblin in Baldiscate three to put it to sleep, there's been well I tried that and it didn't work, so like maybe I did it wrong or something, but I definitely did try that. Has there been any mechanics in video games that you didn't know about at first that made you feel like a thumb ass when you found out about them because they seemed obvious in hindsight
or just hidden mechanics that blew away. I have an immediate answer to this, Yeah, an immediate answer to Shadow of the Colossus. Shadow of the Colossus was my favorite game fucking forever. And I played that game for the first time in like twenty twelve. That's a PS two game, and it still impressed me in like twenty twelve, when the PS three was like, well, like I was like a year or two away from the PS four, so like it was old already by the time I played it for the
first time. It was like, oh man, I was so ammered with that. I was like, this is fucking beautiful. The soundtrack slaps it's it's so pretty, like, Wow, what a good physics engine. Wow, these boss designs are so cool. And I beat the whole game. And then I found out way later on that like, oh, did you like, did you kill the lizards? And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about the lizards? I was like, oh, yeah, if you kill there are little lizards that are running around the map.
Sometimes you can find them in trees or something, and if you kill them, it increases your stamina, so you're not at base stammin at the whole game. You beat it, and dude, I struggled so hard. There were so many times where I was like, dude, I can't hold on to these bosses long enough to do fucking anything to them. And dude, years later, I think I played it three times also, by the way I beat it, like, I beat that game three times before I even
realized that you could increase your stammin at all. And I was like, I can't fucking believe this because so much easier. I like that. That wasn't a thought like say you would maybe just google, like fuck, can I increase my stamina? Like no, I just well because the rest of the game was so simple, you know what I mean. It was like it was like it's it's just you your horse and you're going around to different bosses. There aren't even like there aren't even like smaller enemies in between them.
It's just a boss rush game basically, right, And so like I figured, well, this is so I figured, oh, well, this is a simple game. There's only one weapon, you have one horse, you can't customize yourself at all. It's very it's a simple game. So I didn't think that there was any way to upgrade at all. There's no
upgrade system, there's no upgrade tree. It doesn't tell you this. Yeah, so I just assumed that, like, oh, they're going for like a more retro kind of thing here, where it's just a little bit more simple. And I was like, because why would I think first of all, like why would I assume if I kill lizards? Yeah yeah, yeah, my stamina would improve? Yeah, I mean not really. Uh yeah,
I don't want to see the connection too. So I guess I understand that you're really right, but like, you know, should do it, you know, Yeah, well whatever, Well, okay, so mine is simple and it kind of blew my mind. It was got a War twenty eighteen. Uh. I think somebody told me in chat or something where to the shield break, you just double tap block like you you do a shield bash and it breaks the person's defense. Where if they had like a shield
or the Valkyries had their wheel there, uh them shielded. I think literally I was doing the Uh. I think I was doing the the what's her name, the final the Valkyrie Queen. I think I was. I think I was fighting her when I figured it out, when I think someone told me or something, I didn't. All that shit shattered my brain because it made fighting certain. There were certain enemies that I was like, these people are so annoying to fight, and then no they're not. It's so easy.
I was like, I can't believe this because I don't remember there being a tutorial saying you can do that. I'm sure if you looked at the menu of the moves, I know who fucking does that. I just you just do combos and then you know them. They just they just like there's only so many combos in the fucking gay Honestly, Yeah, star Starfield has it has a lot of that stuff where like the game just the game just doesn't tell you a lot of a lot of things very cool, like it's
it's which is cool. Like I kind of like that because it's like it leads to it's a it's a cool sense of discover It's like, oh, that's cool. But at the same time, it's like bro eighty hours into Starfield, I found out that there was a way to that. There was a way to like alter the flight mode, so like it like usually in certain like you're flying and it's like you know you're going forward because your propulsion is pushing you forward. Yeah, if you hold like right bumper or something,
you can go like up and down and like left and right. You know what I mean. Don't know the cover I had no fucking idea because it didn't tell you that. Also, you needed like a skill to do that. It was like behind a skill thing. So like I had no fucking clue this whole time that I could have been doing that. I was
struggling so hard. I was like about so you know that you're so people ending games, you know, wrote for a hordocan is a quartercycle forward and then you do a docan that's not at all you're lying, okay, so let me contin So if you do a quarter circle or then a hodcan, then another quartercycle on square, that'll do a ultimate. I didn't know that was how worked. I didn't know that I didn't have to do two of
them. Like, no, you can do quttercycle hodcan, then quartocycle again and then use just punch on you'll you'll use like a show you can And it's like, oh, I didn't which I knew? Wait, how did you wait? Like whenever those bars like a bar was present, you didn't like? Like what are we talking about here? Like, say, so happened? Is? When when did you discover this level one? Right? When did you? Right? I don't have found the town, like maybe
like three months ago. What do you mean you use a quarter circle once and then a coutercycle again real quickly, it'll count as two quarter circles and a button won't count, So use a ultra if you have the ultra to square one. It's really weird. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, to be honest, really weird. Do you mean like only one? Wait? Do you mean like say the way that they always were before? I don't like isn't that how it always worked? I know when third
trick is like this, I don't really know about the older ones. So if you use the hot dokein motion right with the analytic you pressed square, you'll do a right make the same motion and twice you double it up. Then you do it again, you'll do a hot doken said you're doing you're doing your ultra. Yeah, like you mean, like you double it up and that's how you like you would be like like you do have to do
a hot doke in the middle of it. It counts the court accounts the the analytic motion last, Like, so you mean like say to like set up your basically what you're supposed to do a stagger people, so you can do your fucking ultra. Just like, how do I explain? It's like you're stay if you use another quarter circle and press circle again or square whatever the punchment is again whenever you would use your ultra, because what happens is
the double quarter motion circle emotion. It's apparently a very weird emotion on like the unlike heat in a moment. So they do they help you, like store store inputs to be able to do it instead. Yeah, I thought, I thought that was like the point of because sometimes, especially if you're playing competitively, it's hard to trigger. It's hard to hit somebody with a
super because the most people will be anticipating it. So you have to stagger them at some point, either while you're in the middle of a combo, or if you were to throw a headocin and then you activate the the ultra right behind it to hopefully you stagger them or something or something like that. So I see what you're saying. So there's that tactic that you never you
just found out about it. About it, I feel I would do two double quarter circles and then use the then press circle and I'd always fuck up. I always fuck up for years. And I just, oh, so a short cut. I see what you're saying. I see. I mean there's you should just man, just watch fucking Diego or something. He fucking just has like every tutorial that there is. Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm gonna I'm gonna beat him off A seven gay sun Army couldn't
hold my sack high gang. Is there a gaming memory associated with a family members I friend of yours that was too embarrassing to forget. I remember back when The Wee Fit came out and it told my whole family that my mother was morbidly obese, which is crazy. That's nothing. I don't know if we have good answers to that, but I wanted to share that because it's so though. Was it was it like that cabin I was like, yo eight, so like it was two thousand and eighth, so she might have
been totally fine, because do you remember do you remember back then? We're like, dude, I remember seeing Pep in magazines being like, you know, Britney Spears is fat or whatever, and it's just like, yeah, not even slightly, not even not even a little bit. Actually, yeah, that show was pretty wild. Uh, Like cocaine chic was like the style back then. It would be like emaciated, like fucking, what's this? What's Oh my god? The friend of Paris Hilton and her friend Nicole
Richie Nicole Richie Hilton. Yeah, yeah that Yeah, he was fat. I forgot about that guy. What the fuck is he doing? It's funny about him. He's basically the precursor to a lot of like modern yeah, like like Perez Hilton is probably like I don't think he influenced a lot of things, but like a lot of people kind of ended up just becoming a version of him, you know what I mean, Like how Keemstar is basically
Perez Hilton. I agree, yeah, yeah yeah, and TMZ T. I feel like if there is a devil, like, it's just TMZ, it's the guy that owns TMZ. That guy. That guy, Yeah, there's that that fun guy. He always the guy who looks like he always looks like Randall from Fucking Monsters, inc. To name. He's got like a Randall face to me, like I don't know, I don't know,
he's he he's a salamander as his name. I remember he just like hearing that he's a lawyer, because there would be like the it doesn't matter, but yeah, that's he would just be holding a drink all the time. I remember just seeing his fucking face and holding the drink. And then he had this nigga with dreads that he'd work with, and I'm like, man, brother, you doing Harvey Leavin that that that sounds right? And then there's this Yeah, there's this black dude. I remember. I just remember
last time I saw him was when Kanye was on TMZ. Oh my god, that he remember that ship and he was like, oh, he was like, oh four hundred years, he over there for that long. It sounds like a choice, and I'm like, that's that's so fucking I hate it, I I man, but but it actually it is kind of telling. It's telling them because like even though that seemed like a weird thing, and then it looked what it led to, so it's kind of like it
did, it's somehow possibly got worse. But Okay, to answer the dude's question, I know, I can only think about like rage quitting people rage quitting, But that was always funny to me, Like it wasn't I wouldn't
say like embarrassing or anything. Whenever I would see people rage quit, I always thought was the funniest fucking shit ever, Like people getting their asses whipped too hard or whatever, and then they fucking like, you know, like fucking throw a little fit and they're like, you're such a bitch, dude, Like it's such a bit. So it's not explicitly, it's not explicitly related to a game, but but it's it ties into Spider. Spider Man's
such a such a such a driving force in my life. So I have one of my friends, Malik, who I've known for a very very long time. I still talked to him every now and again, but we were friends like I think third third grade to sixth grade because that's when we went to school together. But he would come into my house and we would we would play all sorts again like Wore the Monsters and Hunter of the Reckoning and
all sorts of stuff like that. And I remember he introduced me to Halo, actually, but I but I remember specifically there was we were at my house and we were playing Spider Man on the Xbox, the original Tody Buyer game. And in that game you can play as the Green Goblin. There was like a cheat code that you could do. I don't remember exactly what it was, but you could play as like huh, I don't remember that, but I played more two than one. Oh you don't remember, dude.
It was so cool. You could fly around on the glider and everything. I think the story was like it was it was Harry in the Suit, because I don't remember it was. It was really dumb, but you got to play through the entire campaign as the Green Goblin on his glider. And I remember there's this mission where you have to rescue Mary Jane and I
carry I like, and so it's the green Goblin carrying Mary Jane. And I remember being like, oh, man, and you fly to the bridge or whatever, the Washington Bridge is like, Yo, we're gonna fuck on this bridge. I'm the green Goblin. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. We were children, by the way, and Malik thought it was so funny that he ran to my parents to tell them that I said it, and I was it was so I was so fucking mad because I was like, don't don't say this. We're friends. I don't even think. I don't even
think he intended to get me in trouble or anything. He just thought it was genuinely, it was the funniest thing you'd ever heard in his fucking life. So like that, how he would Is that the type of relationship he had with his parents? You think, no, well, maybe I don't know, maybe maybe they would make jokes about that stuff. But I was like, slightly, don't do that, because noble, what kid would run to knowing that they shouldn't be saying shit like that. So I'm assuming he
I don't know, man, I don't know. I assume that his parents probably they would share fucked up jokes like that, Yeah it's it's but so so to get back at him, so to get so to get back at it, because I I held on to that for so long because I got in trouble for it too. It's like, oh man, this sucks so like for a while, I somehow, I don't know how I did it, but I couldn't vinced him, and I'd bring to something him every now
and again because it embarrassed him so much. I convinced him that my cousin worked for a company that could build gliders, and I told him like, yeah, dude, like you could get one, like I could. I could put in a good word for you, and we could. We could. We could both get gliders. We could fly around the city. And he was like, whoa, that's crazy, and he like totally fucking believe. I must have been like a really fucking good actor to other kids at
at that age because I was so good at this. But like for years, by the way, this was, this went on for years. It's like yeah, I would say stuff like yeah, I think it got I don't know. There was like something in production. It was like some recall or something, so like it's it's on its way, but it's taking a lot longer. And he'd be like, oh man, I'm really excited about
it. Third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade, sixth grade. He like continued to the point where it was like it was getting it was getting to the point where it's like I could tell that he felt dumb for believing it, but at the same time, I've never given him a reason to doubt it. Yeah, and so he still had hope. And then years later, I think when Destiny came out, because we that was the that
was the group that we did raids with. When I reconnected with them, like he was like, hey, man, you remember remember when you promised me that glider? And I was like yeah, man, And he's like, I don't I know that was a lie. But like he's like, I know that was a lie, but like, can you just tell me so I can just tell me I said that I couldn't be free. I was like, yeah, I swear it. I will. I almost feel
like my friends still fuck with me. I told you guys. The story will play a hunch of the reckoning with my friend at New Year's eve and like the controller, like the you don't have to have that. The it would was it called the trip wire or whatever? Yeah, the whole thing. It didn't like, the whole thing just shot out and hit him in the chest. Did I tell you guys that? Yeah? You told yeah? Yeah, yeah, Like and I said, he swears the God that
he had nothing to do with it. I feel like he's still fucking with me. I do, because that was that was two thousand. That was New Year's two thousand and four. I swear ever did with Kingston once where I pretended, I pretended to be able to move shit with my mind and I did it in like a really convincing way, and it bothered him really eye and I was like stop, stop, yeah, do you remember what I did? I don't remember how I did move across the table, but
I was like, what the fuck's happening? Oh? It was the water like when when the when the condensation of the water like starts dripping under and then like it starts to move. Was it like something like that or no, I sincerely, I don't even remember what the trick was. I just knew that it would convince him that I was that I knew how to move ship with my mind, and so I did it in silence when I knew he was watching. Man, I like dying. It's so late over here,
not dying out. Clean upusand well if you well, I guess, I guess we've got to get going. Blame Sween. Sorry, guys, what a bitch. He's a little pussy, has to clean his fucking apartment every two minutes. Yeah, yeah, you just keep it. Why don't you just not dirty it up? Don't you've seen my apartment, Chris? And what do you clean? The same things we cleaned yesterday? Brain? The same the same thing. I love, I love, I love you got them mixed up, by the way. It's it's brain is the one
who says that, Yeah, yeah, the same thing again. Try to kill everybody person in the world. Pinky. He's like, hey, your brain, what what's good? I don't know, right, what did you say that? Nigga? I wait, yeah, pick Picky And he's like, yo, yo, yo, nigga, i'm orson, wells chill out, chill the fuck out, bro, I'm yo, i'm orson, well, chill out. He knows he hates that he would he would absolutely have
you. He talks about he talks about how much he thinks discrimination is objective, like the like he's so anti there's nothing descript there's nothing discriminatory about saying the N word, about calling someone the word. You're commercial. It draws an assessment that wine commersaal he's like fucked up. He's like super drunk. He's drunk Siskatchewan wine drinking. You can't feel dude, he's got dude.
I love Orson Wells. He's one of my favorite people. I think he is the only person in like the older world that I respect a little bit. Yeah. Man, it's gonna be a sad It's gonna be a sad fucking day when he dies. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, absolutely a sad day. Is he dead? You sure he's dead, but there's actually there is a chance to be alive. He can be very God. Oh wow, he died a long time. I imagine he did. But I was like, you know what at this nineteen eighty five, really it sounds about
right. That doesn't seem right at all to me. I mean it was fat, so you know, did they just have Wait a minute, No, that can't be real. What do you mean because what when was when was what? Oh, never mind, never mind when was what? No, no, no, what what stupid thought? It was some dumb shit. I just I So here's the thing. I genuinely believe that all the
people who were doing impressions of him were just everybody. Everybody did it, dude, everybody did it so well, they did it so well, like and everybody else sounded like it if anybody was trying to do like I don't know, like ray Leota in like in like fucking what is it the god pigeons or something like or what is it the god the god the good feathers
or something on an animaniac. Yeah, they all sounded like they were imitating Joe Peshi and ray Leoda and and and and uh Jack Nicols, you know what I mean, Like they all are not Jack Nicolas and Robert and Robert and I know they all they all sounded like imitators. But for some reason, like Brain, I was convinced that Brain was like worse and well, it literally sounds like him. It's exactly is. It is fucking identical to the point where it's jarring to find out that he died that long ago.
Oh well, that would have been class. That would have been cool. I thought he at least did. I thought he died like maybe ten years later, you know what I mean, he probably could mean you know, obviously he was like he was not like if he's drunk out a while he's working. You know that Nigga likes to drink. Yeah, that's true. There's probably no way that we're gonna wrangle him to do pinky in the brain.
This fucking alcoholic showing up that gun. I have to voice this mouse here bottles like falling over it, like sipping, seeping into the fucking audio. So like he's talking, but you're like, fucking it's the it's the greatest vocal performance you've ever heard. But it's glass shattering all around him in the background. It's like, we can't fucking use, we can't use, we can't edit around this. It's the eighties. It's so funny. He's
so fucking funny. Well, yeah, let's move on. Let's get out one clean his Sweeney has to clean his little fucking gangrenous penis and fucking go wipe the floor down with lysol and lemon pledge. Right, green, give that you had gangy on your penis? That was so severe that it was based. You could chromicky it. Oh my god, it's disgusting. You can green screen. So it's like, well, you have to tie it
off though, so it doesn't reach any other part of your body. So you just tie it off, and then the game and then the gang green stays there and then you're good. You're good. That's all works, right, Yeah, that's exactly. Oh yeah, that's exactly over all. Right, let's uh all right, let's get on, let's get on out of here, so so Sweeney can go and fucking lick all the crumbs off of his floor. Yea, counts down, count count me down, three two
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is your dick is on my lip. I love sucking on guys. I don't know what this is. You guys got to be more specific. Damn you guys got you guys got to choose either stuff that's iconic in a way that's like obviously like I almost feel like I don't know him, but close comments it's looking might just give a little and that's it. That's it. That's good. That's good. I don't know, uh, what's going on? It just happened. Was the Red wedding happening? Yeah, it just
happen. It's happening right though. Okay, we actually okay, so we didn't actually give context for this, but before we recorded, Tweeney was like, Yeah, Lily's watching the Red Wedding for the first time ever right now in the other room. So I assume it's occurring right now. Yeah, right now it's occurring. I'm gonna go out there and be like, how was He's gonna be like, I'm like, yeah, you know, it's
crazy. That's probably That's probably a big reason why I didn't watch Game of Thrones either, because like everybody was talking about the Red Wedding, yeah, to the point where like I just knew what happened. Yeah, it's still entertaining, brother, I promise you. You know, it's still spoiler spoiler for the books. In the books, Rob, the Rob knows he did fuck shit, so he doesn't let his wife go to the wedding. I mean, that's what I would do. Huh, That's what I would do.
I'd be like, Okay, if I'm gonna cross this nigga, I'm gonna stay far away from this motherfucker now. So he didn't let the wife go, so right now, and essos, there is little ned start. The only other the only other true Born Start and the Wife over across the Sea hilarious remembers that. I don't even though remembers that line. Probably probably the book came over. I think he's on his deathbed, bro that shit that next book. On his death bed. He's like he's moving around with
just that, like I don't know he has. It's too much hype for that last last two books. Man, he got too much money. I'm gonna go make Erldin ring her ag. He's doing everything but that crazy he's doing the book. I bet, I bet he's gonna do like a He's gonna like host like the next American idol or fucking whatever. You're just gonna he's just gonna start doing George R. R. Martin and this is piped
My Ride. Yes, dude, he's just he just has at medieval hit my Ride where he's like when we got rid of your fucking car and we just it's just he replaces people's cars with horses. Yo, what's up? Dog me? And George R. Barn got you a nice fucking Mustang? Do you think must Yeah? No, what a literal Mustang's wild too and it will kick you who wild? We just found this like on the border of Mexico, dude, and they just planned loose in his house. He
just let a wild fucking stallion loosen some guy's house, kicking ship. He's just inside and check out. Check out your fucking horse, check out to ride. Move. That was sing one and that was yeah, moved that bust. HiT's like ty Pennington, He's fucking he so so the first season, the first season of uh, George Harmartin's pent my Ride, they just left it. They just didn't know anything, right, Like, they just
let this horse loose. Season two they understand. So they just drunk the horse and just like so it's just a sleeping fucking xanax up horse in the middle of your living room. It's like checking out, man, check out your new fucking ride. Yeah, they just hand you like a saddle. It's got a bluetooth speaker dangling through its net. Big dog. It's just like I just love like, I love the idea of hill exhibit like partnering
together. What would they talk about. I can't imagine the exhibited George Harmartin having a conversation. Dude. He would be like, I like, I don't know what George R. Martin sounds like, but I like, I like what you did with the within Temptations. Yeah, yeah, he wouldn't say that he would, Thanks Dog, Thanks, thanks Dog. I was so busy pipping people's rides and fucking people over then I forgot to read your stupid, shitty, fruity little book. Dude, do you know anything about
like the Pimp My Ride, like the like the stories. I know, I watched that show religiously and and you know, like what happens after, Yeah, you gotta pay those taxes, brother, dude, it's not even they pay those taxes. They just rip the ship out of the car. Oh so oh they didn't even give it to like dude if if dude. So basically how it works is and and exhibit really had nothing to do with the show at all. He was literally just like he was just spokesky.
I don't even think he ever went to any of those fucking sessions at all. He just like recorded himself on like a vacant lot bey and like hey, yo, let's be exhibit. Uh uh, I'm gonna pimp this ride.
And then other people pimp the ride. But like it was just like they would take cars and they would put like aquariums and like PlayStations and like fucking flat screen plasmas, and then they would record the episode and then they would be like all right, and then they would take the PlayStations out, they would take the aquariums out, and so you just left with a fucked car with a with a new paint job that has like more miles on it.
It's fucking it's insane. That is so funny. I didn't actually didn't know that. I didn't know that. You look back at that show and just look at the practicality it makes, like why the fuck would you want this? Like all of those cars were dumb as shit. It was like, here's a here's the here's here's a fucking petting suit in the back of the I know it's your birthday, dog. So we ripped out your engine and we put a cake in it. We put a mini fridge where the
where the tires should be, and it's what the cars like. We put a V twelve engine so it can get going. You know, it's kind of hard to please us. Throw up, replace the steering wheel. We replace all the brakes and steering wheels with with violin strings that you have to pluck in a specific order to do certain functions. You gotta pressing that get do the Ecord Vivaldi to get into the work. All right, let's let's provide this will be the clip from this episode. Yeah yeah, tipped my
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buy no more. Let's blow guys. I watched Supernatural like all of the series, So that song is like really really important to my heart because I didn't know that's a very That song is like the that's like the Supernatural song. If you watched the series. Really, I never would have know it isn't the theme. I don't understand isn't the theme. But that's that's the that's the brother's favorite song. Like, that's the song that they have like
the most connection with in the series. It's a good song, man. I like it like it was a man. There was a period of time where I was really sick of that song because it was kind of like they went through this period of being overplayed a little bit. But like I've come around on it. I like it a lot more than that, like the first time. But I think Dust and the Wind is one of the best
fucking like acoustic songs that were written. That's the that'sn't the Wind is good, but it's it's you know, it's it's a little it's a great one. You guys are bitch ass niggas. That's why. It's just a little it's just a little dainty. You know. It's a dainty. Yeah, it's like really soft, and that's kind of the point of it. It's a fucking song about death. Yeah, the disrespected that response. Yeah it's supposed to be. Yeah, you fucking retarded, Yeah, you fucking knit.
Yeah, I mean, I get it. Yeah, it's it's just put your fucking mouth. I prefer inside the fire. But I disturbed, SA it killed yourselub you with bitch has Nigga's stitch. Now I gotta clean you up. And I'm annoyed. I wonder if they gonna be like God fucking damn, they cringe until they come comes first? Who comes first to the cringe, and they all just sick. David David, David comes last. For certain. It's just I frown even the whole time. I'm not
gonna come, but I do come. They're my guilty pleasure. Brother, I'm my guilty pleasure. They got hilarious disturbed. It might be the only like they might be the only band sincerely that I listened to in high school that I just don't listen to anymore. Actually I don't know why either. I don't know what separates them in that way, but like there's something about
it. They have something like I understand, I understand it, but they do have some Like there's a song called Overburdened that I would challenge anybody to listen to and be like, tell me that's not a good fucking song. Something that's not a good song, like it's it's like, actually it's it's not that. See, it's not that it's one of those songs that's not that, you know what I mean. Like they have a new song that's
just this fucking corny she fucking killed herself and she's fucking gay that. I'm like, this sucks, Disturbed, bro, It's there are so there's a lot of a lot of it is, but there's also within it, there's a lot they have, like there's some amazing songs. That's Look, I'm not even and I'm not even totally agree even you know what I think you know what I think it is. It's the songs that I think I liked from Disturbed when I was younger. Yeah, I don't like anymore. I've
always self aware, Yeah that like the cringe. Like anytime I'm listening to radio and I hear fucking uh down with the sickness, and I feel the same way as I did when I was younger. I'm like, this is not this is not the fucking this shouldn't be their number one single. This is its like, it's not it's a corruptble. It sounds like a fucking bad boon. Yeah, but I'm like, I'm not into that. When they they have like guys listeners infer you're listening, go listen to over Burden.
I think it's like track number seven off at ten thousand and fist. It starts off with the fucking badass bass into that will kind of remind you of like of of Tool or something. It's just a it's just a good ballad. It's good and it's like, oh wow, if disturb sounded like this, maybe they would be less made fun of. But then they have, like you said, the Devin dude, like it's it's not even it's not even like I hate them, it's just like it's just some of them.
It just sounds so funny. They have a song called bad Man that they released just like a few months ago. It's just as like bad Man's just sad Man and the mad Man. And I'm like, come stop it, stop doing that. It sounds like a bad eminem cipher bad Man. I'm like, stop, why would you? Why do you think bad Man it's a trash can, a trash bad man in a trash can wearing a napkin. What if what if David Draymond listens to this podcast, and he's
all sad. Oh my god, I'm sorry he's all sad. I mean he heard I told you we heard that gay cover look in this is the look dark in this song? What's up? What's that? They don't sound stupid? They sound pussy in this one they sound like pussy and this is like pussies. I remember this song. And so there's not a player the reb sake not doe. They sound like fucking They sound like wet badgers in
a song. Dude cuts it, cuts it cuts it. Uh, David Draymond crying like a single single the hero, He's just he's just sitting on his couch bawling. The smart take even makes fun of me man even reasonably crying like he's fucking howling. He's like, I thought they liked me, they liked me. If I ever bet about the first thing that I would say to just trying to shake, you would kids like you would? You would lock the handshake too, You would lock into a can't get away.
Do you think he has nightmares about like running into people who like grab his arm and won't like go and screen his songs at him. I hope so we won't wake some such a sad man, the bad Man, the dead Man. The dude, stop if you just stopped doing that, because the chorus and that song actually kind of bangs. It's actually a pretty cool chorus, but it just sounds it sounds like sound like an eminem side it does. It sounds like presto, presto presto. I'm you just out and it's
just a presto presto. I'm gonna molestou. I'm shooting up a pet Co in Fresno with a telesto, a pet and Fresno. Yeah, that rules that that it goes hard. It's like nothing West on the Day that the Dead Rose. I don't know, man, it's fucking like I don't know the Dead Roads. I don't know, man. It sounds insane. I haven't heard that song. By the way, I don't know. I don't know that that bad Man. Yeah, it's it's it's just the fact that
it's even called bad Man. It's like a grown, a grown ass adult saying bad man like they're fucking five years old, Like is that a bad man? Man? Is that vegeta grown ass? Like all you had to do was just change the song, Like at least the name to mad Man and it would sound more respectable. Dude, I wanted I wanted to get that. Don't say what I wanted. I wanted that. I've wanted that pink the bad Man's fire. Oh yeah, I wanted that shirt. I've
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pointless. Do you think you know I might have different interpretation? You think that song is above Vegita. If it's not above gall have more respect for him. Wait, it would make it would make it would make more sense. Seven supposed to be ending that episode at the time ago you go, like a half hour ago. Yeah, it happens. Man. The credits, the credits have been low key fire. They have been that's true,
you know. All right, let's let's move on Church, carry on, my gay little you you wait singing like that, Wow, you wait, You're day day that way, you might have just created a new genre that might make you fucking go viral. Yeah, you're like the proto Scott stap to whatever next generation. You did it, you got it. You got my friend with me a girl. Bro, I've been mimicking him. I've
been mimicking him for years. Bro. There is a video on Facebook of me playing the guitar and singing that song as best as I can, like like you have cerebral palsy or some shit or Bell's Pauls means sorry yeah, but like he's like, it's it's hard to do the show the song. Like that song a lot, but won't it's not the names. I don't know what every time the song that's Irish by the Google Dolls, which does
not sound like that at all. First of all, you're doing like a frog, like if a frog could sing, I don't know what sound that is. You invented something new. If that's supposed to be an impression of someone, it's not good. Yep. I wouldn't mind covering Irish. That'd be dope. But like I love it. I love that song, and ironically, I feel like everybody, even my friend that's specific strictly only in the death metal likes that song. It's a good song. Yeah, I
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