#175: Hunter Biden Is Killing Whales

Hey, look, how do we start this episode? How do we do it? Like like a dog's getting kicked to death? Make that noise? Or or wait wait, wait wait do it again? Get you do it again? Or or listen, you better listen to me. Next time dog, you fucking stupid piece of shit. Next time you piss on my fucking bedsheets, I'm gonna kick you even worse. Okay, I'm gonna kick your head loose. All right, You're gonna be a pez dispenser by the time I'm done with you. You ready? Are you ready to listen to me

now? Or or you sounds like a response art mixed with the seal or something I don't know. Welcome to the Seal Bird, Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. Are you eating? What are you eating right now? Is that an orange? Mango? Oh? Mango? Mango? Oh? Man? Mango? Is one of those that's one of those fruits that you can't eat quietly? Okay? Is it? That's like one of those words you gotta like. Oh. I think it's they're soft enough, like they're not

like your typical melon. That makes a very delicious though, is what I'm saying. It's like you can't like I love he'll be smacking and making yo. Hey check this out. Okay, have you ever had green mango? Yeah, I'm certain, yeah, absolutely, it's this ship. And then so so there's this weird conspiracy. You know. I acknowledge that there's no way because the world does not is not, you know, does not revolve around me. But there's things that I love and as soon as I really

take to them, they just disappear off the face of the earth. Green mangoes is one of those things. I used to buy green mangoes at the store. I would even buy sometimes they would have the dry fruit and they would just like fruit roll ups. They're gone, they just they I don't a normal stores that would go to, like Trader Joe's and whatnot. Uh, they're gone. Not you cheese, there's a notre cheese that's straighter Joe's gone, face of the earth. I can go on for fucking a long.

The Traders by me has both of those things. No, they don't. They do. They don't. I'm not absolutely do if they have the Okay, so their mangoes from Trader Joe's. Absolutely, I have absolutely gotten green mangoes tras every week, Like if next time you're there. If they're there, then then I will lose my fucking mind. And then also why you're there, look for Valencia oranges because that's another I've never been an orange

person. Oh man, I love oranges, but Valencia oranges are like the sweetest, like the best oranges in my opinion, and the same thing. They stop selling them everywhere, and all they have is bitch ass like either Mandarin or Navel or whatever, and that's it. And I'm like, what happened, dude? Sublancia is the way to go, and they didn't just stopped. Is there really that is? Is there really that much of a difference between these fucking things. I feel like it's kind of I have never

I have I have What do you mean a potato? Potato is a potato? No? No, I just don't give it Like I don't taste. I don't taste the difference. I want to like you don't. It's like when people It's like when people are like, oh, Granny Smith apples versus like these other apples, and I was like, they're all fucking apples, like they like, there's not They're not different enough to warrant likes the idea of having preferences for different apples versus other ones is fucking insane. All that

I fucking fruit. I'll give you the app only because I'm biased and I don't really fuck with apples. But you're crazy. That's the variation of fruit. And every sort of thing is where they're from. That's like this like wag goose steak, and there's like different kinds of Steatre's like angus, there's different kinds of different states. Well then what then you just don't care? That's what you mean. That's what you mean what you actually made? You

give a shit about the You're just not smart enough at all. I feel like there sidges are broken. You're like I can tell the difference. It all tastes between they. It all tastes like chicken. Why does anybody care about difference? But potatoes, it tastes like chicken. What do you mean? Potatoes all tastes like chicken. Every time I have a fucking about potatoes, tato like chicken. What's the what are you talking? It tastes like

he's biting. He's biting the raw potatoes like gusses bro. I'd be in really good shape if that were the case, because I would only eat I would just eat the best, you know, food in the world that's usually bitter fuck And if it tastes like chicken, I'm winning. If if I had a superpower that was just to make anything that I eat tastes like chicken, I would I would be so healthy. It's insanely wish I could. For me. It's celery. I can't taste like nothing. It tastes terrible

to me. What's it taste like? You as a faint taste terrible? It might be like a genetic thing. Man, it's a faint taste. People like, it doesn't taste anything. It's a very faint taste that once you get to the crack, it's like it like it pisses something disgusting, and I'm like, this is so bad, this is so bad. That is the craziest thing I've ever heard of. Celery. Celery is the most tasteless thing. Celery is more tasteless to me than fucking water is. So

that's lettuce is more taste than celery. See, I have no I agree with that because like iceberg lettuce. So people say lettuce doesn't really taste like much to them. But to me, and I think it's like I think it just depends on who you are. Iceberg lettuce has a very uh like

a bitter taste to me that I just do not like. It's one of those things where there could be like a very small little piece of lettuce just placed in in a fucking in a burrito, like it's so hidden in there and my tongue will find it. It's one of those things where I'm like, oh, it's weird, it's it's it's bizarre. I don't I can't explain it other than you know, I don't know. Let me let me

ask you. Let me ask you a question. Yeah, if if I put if I just cut up apples right like at random, like Granny Smith red delicious, fucking you know whatever, there's like a million other apples as well, it's just fucking absurd. If I cut them all up in slices, mix them all up, and gave you a slice of apples, would you be able to tell me which ones were? What? If you mix

maybe apples that way? But if you just give me slices, I could probably identify some of them, a good few of them good, Like you know the difference between like a red Delicious and like a Granny Smith like taste. They taste very different, those particular tastes very different, because maybe it's because I'm maybe see I'm slightly allergic to fruit, and so like I just

don't care, but I don't feel like I don't remember. I think French fries like Delicious in particular taste like app like redd is the apple taste the most basic apple tastes. But then but then no, no, no, but then Granny Smith. Granny Smith are tart they're tartan sweet. They're like famous the green ones they're tartan sweet. Then there's the Yukon golden ones. They have a very sort of bitter taste. That's a that's a potato kon

golden. Yeah you can't golden, you can the golden there's a golden version of apple. Maybe there's a golden apple. But yeah, but potato you got gold by the way, is actually the best potato to fry for French

fries. Usually that's the standards in a in a fast food because what a lot of people use at home, and they probably don't understand why they're their French fries are looking so brown and gross is because they're using russet, which is like the baked potato fry, and then they just turn really dark. So if you go to a lot of like soul food places, like let's say, if you're ever below on the roscoes, uh, they'll they use russet, which they dark. They get very dark when you fry them.

So a lot of people there is a difference, like there's a difference in the flavor. And then obviously sweet potatoes that's super obvious, like if you get like golden sweet, golden delicious, Like how they used the word delicious, like they just put some fucking adjectivity good. No, they're good. There's fee there's no red delicious ones. I know what coach tastes I with gold gold delicious. There's honey potatoes, and there are the crisps. I like, like as far as potatoes, I'm I'm a big fan. I'm

personally a big fan of Crustyns potatoes. Crust What the hell is that you know? That is it sounds like you're gonna give me with one of those like these nuts things or something. It's something gonna get me with one of those like the ligma I have ligma. It turns into a veloci wrapped in front of you. What do you say? Crusty nas? What krusty nas? Potatoes? Crusty naser? What are you saying? No, crusty nas, nasty nas? What is that? What is everybody? Everyody the audience

look up crying potatoes. I ain't looking up whatever that is because it's probably something gross sounds. It's not from it's not from anything. It's a real potato. I don't believe it. Is it? Really? You? Just fucking how came when I it's nothing? Because it's clearly not. We gotta move on. There's nothing going on. In case you haven't recognized by this point in the episode, there's fucking there's nothing going on. We scoured the

internet for a while. There's fucking nothing. Nobody important died. There's no like big like nobody like Apple didn't unveil like a I don't know, like a aum cleaner that comes in you like I don't know, like what there's there's There's very little little to go on, So we're gonna probably do another episode another episode of just Question Led A question Led discussion. Yeah, although I gotta be honest with you. A lot of these. I don't know.

Man, Hey man, I'm looking at the list. I'm look, look, look, I'm looking at a list of all these apples, and I've convinced half of these are made up. They're simply can't be this many apples, like I just, I mean, of course there are. It's but you know what I do, agree that Luke cares. You know what I mean, Like it's what I mean. The only three potatoes, like potatoes, like every kind of thing, whenever you're cookings or dishes, certain

things are better certain dishes. That's how food works, right, Like your red skinned ones are pretty good for putting in roast and shit, there's seventy five there's seventy five, not seventy five hundred varieties of apples. Yes, no, yes, no, they're probably like they're probably like ten. There's probably like ten. Okay, i'll give you ten max, but like seventy five hundred. No, that is what that is. Listen, listen to what I'm saying. Hold on, hold on, no, no, no,

no, no no, no, listen listen what this is. This is ten different types of apples with with hundreds of varying states of like freshness and ripeness that they've like thrown into a list. It's like, Oh, that's a fucking rancid granny Smith and that's its own type of apples. Think I'm sick of this. I'm saying of how many variations of an animal there

are? That's just as dumb. We don't we don't you guys, there's there's don't ever get it, donal in comparisons, I get to animals and compared, they're not seventy five thousand, They're not seventy five hundred varieties of fucking cats. I'm sorry it was not species, but there's a ton of cats, bros of dogs, there's population population wise, yes, I'm talking about talking about Okay, so many cats are for real, let's go through

the list. Maybe there's a black, there's black, there's orange, there's there's black, there's orange. There's tigers and lions, and that's it. That there's four cats, motherfuck up, stupid. There's nothing else this moment. How how are there four cats and seventy five hundred apples? Yeah? And I really hope children don't listen to us. I really hope there aren't children that are basically information in the world. Plusibly listen to us and get

all of their uh knowledge. There between fourty to seventy breeds of cats. No, there isn't that many cats. Why I'm talking about That's what I'm saying. There's there's maximum under a hundred types of cats. You're telling me there's seventy five hundred apples. There's infinity billion dogs because people love fucking with dogs, but they didn't really breathe. Yeah, that's the only reason true. But its approximately four hundred. There's too many. What there's more apples

than cats and dogs combine. I don't I don't buy that. I don't believe it's it's easier to control what happens with a freaking apple. No, but what I'm saying, what I'm saying is you know that there are two apples that are virtually the fucking same. Is nearly the same? Isn't the same? That's nearly the same. I know it's stupid. I know it's dumb, But like, if you ever ever look like fucking like colds and a variety of ship like that can be variety of what you're looking a cold?

You like the chart, I don't know what you're talking about. Cots that help you have your DNA to make it like, make make it so you have a functioning like proper self. No, I don't need I don't need protein. I don't know what you're talking about. Damn Okay, I'm not even approaching, be honest. I got toilet paper. I eat toilet paper and matches, and I make sure I like them before I eat them. Light the toilet paper, but it might see somebody light a matchine eating

them them get the outs. We just longer. I've been losing the weight I've been eating. I've been eating lit matches. That's crazy. But would you mind getting up in please? And they're like, what do you mean? Like you heard exactly what I said, matches in peace? Damn, that's crazy. Kind of communist fucking country is this, man bigs. First they're toling us we can't First they're telling us we can't drink two leaders of soda. Then they're telling us we can't eat our matches. What the fuck

is this? Big more? I want to eat my matches and peace, you fucking not. I personally like the Yukon gold because they've got a little spash to them. Hey, yo, I would fucking vibe you what happens is they just crossed because because think of how many like, think of how big the planet is, how many many kinds of soil there are? It's pretty small? How much like there's only like three types of soil this motherfucker's watch, there's only three. There's there's there's wet, dry, and crunchy.

Yeah, what different types. There's crab grass, there's Saint Augustine, and then there's astro turk crab grass. It is in a type of grass. It's a type of crab. Oh shit, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's that grass is actually one huge crab with a million with with two million legs. Only five types of soil? Are you fucking oh that? That's actually kind of weird. What are the five types? All? Bullshit? Clear, sand, silt, pleat? You know what this is

like? You know what? You know? You know what I think is going on? So so right now we're discovering like a genuine conspiracy right now, because this does not add up seventy kinds of cats, four hundred types of dogs, five types of soil, seven seven thousand types of apples. No, something's up, And I think I think what's happening. It's big Apple. You know what's happening right now is Big Apple. They're doing they're

doing that thing. They're doing that thing where it's like, you know how like some people are like, look at how many impressions I get, but like impressions, but impressions mean fuck out, Like fuck all. It just means people who have like seen your tweet like scroll past, yeah exactly. Yeah, it's like I have eight million impressions a month, but like you have like five comments or whatever. That's what's going on. It's like they're

trying to they're trying to inflate the engagement of apples. They're like, look at how many different types of apples we can make when it's really just like ten. Probably careful, Chris, You're you're you're getting way too close to unraveling the conspiracy. Don't be surprised. I'm gonna get from President President Fiona Apple. Is gonna come kill me, President Fiona Apple? No, you might. You're probably gonna get some allegations some some sexual assault allegations. Oh,

miss Fiona Apple, not again. That would be so devastating if like some if some massive celeby just singled me out on the internet and just decided, you know what, I'm just gonna lie about this guy that would be so devastated. And it was like like like a Taylor Swift like like level, like We'll imagine if it was like one of the most famous people in the world, Like what would you do? What could you? Gets sucked

up? That's fucked up because I have a story. I've told the story about the podcast about how I ended up at a party at Taylor's house, so she could theoretically like string something say something like I remember this guy, he was fucking going through my underwear and then he remember this guy, Wait, how do you know that struck me? What kind of fucking monster? What s your monster gets caught doing that? Turns around and just slash.

Yeah. Sometimes you just gotta know you gotta get away of those pheromones to keep you going, you know. Yeah, that's all it is. Greecher gets and panties and bark and snarls at the person. Yeah, like you can sit on, you can scree, shot on, stetch, you can face. His face was priceless. Dude, fucking releass rat do that fucking Italian rat. He's not man yeah. His last name is Delia. Not gonna be fucking I could be anything, but I think African almost said something

berserk. It looks like it looks like, yeah, yeah, let's just yeah, let's we're good. You gotta get hit soon. That's it. Oh fuck God, I pray, I pray it's gonna be. It's gonna be really funny. Should we have should we have Chris? Should we have christ? Should we have Christaly on the show? Yeah? Should I he? He looks let's just mess. Let's we should reach out. We should reach out to him? Was like, listen, we're going to make fun of you for being a fucking creep the entire time, but you want to

come on our show. I wonder how you were just fond to that. I like. I like a lot of comedians, a lot of comedians out there that are like air quotes really funny that I'm sure we could outpace. I'm sure. I'm I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something right now. I don't I don't really like talking. Yeah, no, I agree with you, And that's what I was going to preface this with. I don't really like saying stuff like that. However, if I'm honest. I

was just talking. I was just talking to my my friend that I grew up with. You know, I met it when I was like five years old. I was just playing more Combat one with him, and yeah, I just like, I just like, I just read this guy the other day. I'm even playing Mortal Combat Combat one first one my life. We're playing Mortal Combat for unfucking sness, and we were, okay, long story

show. I was telling him the same exact thing that YO most of the people that or at the top of their game, and like in the circuit, I'm I was like, dude, I think it you him, he and I and my other friends when we're just fucking around playing like Mortal Komba Trilogy, it's like the funniest shit I've ever like crying tears things and and I say, I'm like, dude, we're funnier than like most of these fucking people. Even though I just I don't like saying this type of ship,

but I'm like, well, the reality is. The reality is the reality is that there's there's a very different like a lot of people are funny around their friends, you know what I mean. It's a bunch of people who like him about this, like I don't mean this in a but also but also I'm not I know, I know what you're saying. I understand because I I felt this way before too, But it's it's also like there is a difference, like I don't know, stand up such a different it's

you know what I mean, here's the thing, here's the thing. Uh again, I don't like talking about myself, like in a positive way. I hate doing it. But it's pretty disgusting. It feels weird. But

like say, I consider myself like a jack of all trades. I'm okay with a lot of things, and stand up is one of those things that when I hear a lot of these people when they're talking about their stand up and their craft and everything like that, I do kind of roll my eyes just a little bit because I feel like it's one of those things when people want to give their field more credit than maybe I feel like it actually deserves.

Or I feel like there's a lot of people, there's a lot of people out there that they would say, you can't do what I do,

But I disagree. I think, and not taken away from I think a lot of the people that are on top of there, actually are funny, But damn I've met some fucking people and even just being around like say, say, uh Sweene, if you actually focused, you're like, I'm gonna fucking put years into being a stand up comic, I think you would be fucking right up there with a lot of people and given time, because there's a lot of people that have taken years to craft everything and do all the

stuff and actually be passionate about it. But I feel a lot of people, even you, Chris, I'm just saying I think y'all are. I think y'all are leaps and bounds above a lot of people that I even watch podcast wise and this stuff, and I'm like, all these people are pretty funny, they're fun to watch, but they don't make me laugh like things

that I've heard y'all say. I'm just saying, like, like, I know, there's like there have been times and I feel like this is when I was younger, when I cared less about what the fuck I said, But there have been times where I have me and Chris have made jokes that have made rooms full of funny people almost die. That's a huge that's a huge fucking comp that's a huge compliment, by the way, and that happens,

it's such a good feeling. It's crazy Like whenever that happened in like a room of like comedian like the funniest people you know, is just like cracking the fuck up. It's like like I totally understand. I totally understand why people like get obsessed with it, Like like there's people, there's people that I'm like, I'm not gonna name names, but I've made people that are funny, like real comedy, like genius kings Kingston made Kingson mad.

Jeffrey Epstein laugh last time he'd Epstein laughed so hard he was like, I'm gonna kill myself. And I was like when he was like, I don't know, I can't take it. He was I don't want to another ever again. He was like, I don't want to. Did you say that? You see the thing where Trump was like talking about how like yo, yeah, he probably killed himself. Did you see that? No, there's

a thing where like somebody was asking about Jeffrey Epstein. I don't remember if it was like Tucker Carlson or some other like I don't even remember if it was a Republican ponded or whatever the fuck, Like somebody was asking questions and he was like about about him, about jeffy Epstein, and he was like, yeah, I think it's I think it's probably. I think he probably killed himself. You though, I don't get it to I don't get into the which is fucking weird. Yeah, like in my fas because like he

obviously didn't. Like that's like, that's not even like a high level conspiracy theory where people are like talking about whether or not the the Earth is a fucking rombus or something. It's like, this is like obvious shit where it's like anybody with a half a brain. And I was like, yeah, yeah, he definitely did not kill him sign which does tell you something, which really does tell you something. Yeah, tell concerning it really does tell

you something, especially because he's on that plane at least once. So it's like I can't, I can't. I did everything right and they shot by plane. Damn. You know what makes me sad? I feel like even if even if it came out with all the information and you told the truth, now, I thought of people would even believe you, Like even if

you like objective, I think you're probably right. You are right. The amount of shit that is already out there for you'd be like, fuck this guy, don't nobody should associate with them shit that's already out there, And they're like, nah, that's it. It's just it's a simple as just nah, Hey, what do you think? What do you think about like these hours of evidence and damning shit that all the fun ship that he's done over the fucking past few whatever. Nah. And then they're like, all

right, well, I got all right. Trump said, Trump said, Trump said he killed himself. So it's like there's no conspiracy. That's yeah, He's like that, that's really the boss Lady killed himself. He killed himself, shot himself righting the braid. He shot himself right in the ear lobes. I didn't I don't know why. It was a good man. I had so much child pornography, you couldn't believe it lighting the walls.

Besides him, man, he was a very good man. I was tripping over the stacks, the stacks of piles, stacks of It was difficult to find your way to the bathroom, to tell you the truth. But we found our way to the bathroom. But amongst the sea. If child poorn they called him, couldn't find but couldn't find the light switch, They called him c p Epstein, Sepstein for sure. He had him all, He had him all put on. He had him scrolling on the wallpaper of his

computer. He called it the CPPC. I don't know, I don't know what. I don't know if it was running a R twenty eight t I or what. But it was scrolling four k ultra wide wilde. What happened to the curves? What happened? What happened to the curve? Monitors, ladies and gentlemen? What happened to curves? I need to know. I really it's sucks because he is dude. Man. He was giving a speech earlier today about windmills killing the whales. Did you see that. I saw

a little bit of it, which I know what he's talking about. I understand, like, like it's not like it's not as ridiculous as windmills chopping up whales, because that was my that was my first instay. I was like, how the fuck are windmills killing falling in the water somehow and then just just cutting this landing on the whales? Dude, And where you get caught for some reason, they docimically. Do you know how fucking tall windmills would have to be a fall off of plane, land into the ocean and

reach a whale to cut it up. I've seen it happen myself. I've seen you. Remember Shan movie Beautiful, He's wonderful. Hunt to Biden, the Great Hunt to Biden. We were out of at sea fucking whales, or at least that's what he wanted to do. He wanted to fuck a little whale. I said, no, not me. I'm an upstanding American. And then out of nowhere it comes comes a wind middle, crazy, crazy, thick. It's so good idea of Hunter Biden. First of all, I would like to show a Hunter Biden. I feel like you look

cool, dude. I feel like he's a fun time. I certainly would not. I certainly not. Man. I would like to be if if enough people were, like, say, if it was three of us hanging out, I'd be down. I couldn't be alone with them because I feel like he would feel way too comfortable and really would try to course me to smoke craw. You would fall asleep, You would you would you would fall asleep in the middle of a conversation and wake up with your ass really hurting.

Like I feel like Hunter Biden is like a very straight like I don't know, man, I don't know anything about Hunter Biden really, I just I just I have seen him just doing like debaucherous shit, which is like, fine, it's all fine, like whatever, like you're not the president, you can do whatever the fuck you want. But like, at the same time, I'm like, something about debaucherous people existing in politics at all. Yeah, it's like, I don't know, it's like that Lauren Bobert

milking that fucking dude's wiener at Beetle Juice. It's crazy where it's like, oh, man, imagine getting jerked off to beetlejuice. I mean, you know what's sexy about that? And it sounds kind of cool. I'm not alive nothing about arousing. It's not at all, But that's the whole point. If you can do it's kind of cools hilarious, you know what's funny. She actually literally made me want to see that shit. Like I was like, I've seen clips of that musical on TikTok and stuff for a while

and it's actually pretty good. But I'm like, I don't know, I'm not gonna go see a fucking like who am I gonna you know what I mean? Like that's like a date thing goodend, like she's adores it, and it's just like, okay, I like it, get along, huh I would. I wouldn't call myself like a big fan, but I like it a lot. I think it's cool. Juice beetle juice. I'm gonna kill Hunter like a fish. I'm here to kill hundred midy know where he is, and then I'm here to kill I'm here to kill Hunter, Biden

and whales. He pulls out a huge fucking horse, like one of those hards. What it has has it's the fucking windmill. It's like a windmill, like fucking harpoon shoots into the water. People bind it's fucking it looks like it looks like it looks like mccree's gun from Overwach, like a gun that's way too big for a person I have. And it's like that's another Danny Elfman thing, by the way, right would do. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it would be weird. If it's not, it would

be it would definitely be weird if it wasn't. Yeah, especially starting to look like beetle juice right now, you fucking starting to look like? He looks interesting? Man, I love his haircut. He's actually are they making him say who? He's kind of I was gonna say, Danny Elfans like kind of good shape. Oh yeah, Dannie Elphan could beat the shit out of you. Yeah, he could beat the shit out probably all like he's he looks so weirdly strong, like he has like a carat top thing going

on where it's like, why is this guy buff? Yeah? That's actually yeah exactly, that exactly that like he doesn't need to be nothing he does sounds like it would be like if I found out Tim Burton was yoked, you know what I mean, Like it's just like like, why the fuck? Why is Tim Burton so fucking swallow? Why does Tim Burton look like he could pick up Joe Rogan and eat him? You know what I mean?

That should happen? It should? I want, like all I want to like all the yeah people that you just like you just look at a fucking Martin Scorsese and his next film. He's taught he's getting interviewed his next film, and he's fucking he is so yoked, like you can see, like fucking his chest is up to his chip. Martin. Ye, Martin Scorsese is the idea of a buff. Martin Scorsese is so fucking ill,

like helievably jack, that his fucking suits just looks stupid on him. You ever see fucking bodybuilders wearing suits back in the day, I'm good, funny dude, because there's no tailoring. No one tailored their suits back then, because who the fuck tailor suits for those giant, hulking weirdos. So like I want to, by the way, though, I want Martin Scorsese to do that, like a miniature version of those guys. Yeah, to direct the movie about Look, he hates he hates Cape shit right, he hates

Cape shit right? Sure, sure so I think if he directed Departed but in the universe, where Miles Morosic juststed to be a great movie, I think that so much. The shit they would call him and he's crazy, They're like, well, well, well, little spider multi came to play spider Monk. Actually, what isn't there actually a spider monkey. I'm pretty sure that's real. I think so Marvel in the Spider Verse, right, I swear to God in the Spider Verse, there's a spider. It's probably

the stupid idea. So yeah, I don't think it's I don't think it's a racist character of a black person, but I think it's I think it's literally aper. All right, let's move on. I think it'd be good Man whatever whatever the is he're talking about, because i'd like him to the dark that Cape move up, like a Cape shit movie, because he's like, he's a greatly in art, doesn't belong there. He doesn't belong there

the same way that because he's not gonna make it. That's like you guys are belong there's like, lo, dude, if you if you can make good art, make good art, Like it's nothing wrong with making good things. We can make it. He wouldn't want to do it, is the thing. He would love to do it. What did you say about the he said, Oh, the those he said he's all like in word parks or what did he say? He said something like I said, he said, he said, and I you everybody. I don't even know how he

I don't even know if this sounds like that. I'm Martin Scorsese. Hey, you sway Martin fucking Scorsese. I don't like the superhero movies overhill because I can't come to him. Let's move on. There's no t's not enough movie of color being called the N word in those movies. Not a big fan of them. No scorsesey, but Scorsesey. I gotta say, he fell off, fell off. Flash movie only had a count if I think three Edwards it did the script entirely, way less, way less than it

used to be. He did everything like back then and now they hate him. Have you guys seen the Irishman with a shame? Yeah, I've seen Edward. There was no black people on screen. They said the N word and I was like, bro, why do you say that? It was like, why did he make him say that this time? Not even was like the opening scene Joe Petty just like literally just sucking stubs his toe and

says the N word. I think that's like seed they did well. It's like I don't know, it's like it's it's that thing where it's like there is the Irish, there is some historical like that. I'm not gonna lie like it. I love Red Dead Redemption right, what Remption two is is so fucking good. We talked about it all the time, but like the way my least favorite thing about that game is honestly the way it kind of skirts over a lot of the real shit because it's so true to life everything

everywhere else that it's kind of weird. Stuff is really fucked up. Oh, I don't know, I don't know. No, but no, but you know what I mean, like being like decently well no, no, no, I'm not saying that, but I mean, like just the idea that like did they even say the N word in that game? I don't think so at all. No, No, because I think I found that I found that really weird. Well they wanted to be aren't allowed to get there. But but that's but no, But that's what I mean, That's

what I'm saying. That's why, that's why I think it, that's the reason why it bothered me. Where it's like I feel like where I feel like this is like infantilizing this this entire medium, because this is like a serious this is a genuine like Red two is like fucking Oscar worthy shit, Like if it if it was in like a different category, if it wasn't a video game, it'd be fucking incredible, Like everybody would be everybody would be talking about how good it was, and like they and it deserves to

me, right, especially narrative, And then like I was thinking, like you know what I'm saying. You know, was literally literally profiled multiple times in the game, him boy like ever to be fair to them, to be fair to them, I think they did. I think if they did use it, they used it once. I think, because I think I remember hearing it, at least I feel like I remember hearing. Maybe I might have just been playing. I might have just been playing online though watch

corsean movie or something. Yeah, I don't know, but yeah, like I don't know, man, if it feels it feels weird that like video games aren't allowed to go where certain tree and like it's it's just kind of bizarre. It feels like, like you said, you said the right word, like setting fantalizing because the way that the industry does treat like video games

or for kids. I mean, I was just watching some stupid fucking show, a rally show with with Joe Joe, and this one chick was like all pissed off that like or she just found out, like ill, you're a gamer. Like this guy's like in his forties, like forty three. He's like you, I don't like guys that play video games or like I don't like adults. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Like do you know? Like all it just like with cartoons, I'm like, you know, adults make them and you you, I'm like, how could you? How stupid could you be? Kids? Fucking kids next door or something where like children are just like like imagine a basement full of ten year olds made red dead redemption too? Can you fucking imagine? Actually be kind of funny? That's insane? Those those are like aliens basically at that point, it should be a lot of in words in there. Yeah,

a little. It's every single moment of every single every every line has one of them. Thut you've seen that in word Lenny, you know, like no inWORD that. So the person that says it is Lenny, Lenny says the N word. Yeah. Else he's riding with you. He says it, and everybody everybody says it. Your horse says it, Oh my god, not twinkle my horse. That's a good you brush them. That's a good in word there and the brushing the horse. It turns and says

it. It says it's to Lemmy, it's like damn Lenny. It whispers it in clearest say English, but like not even like not even like a whisper is in like I only want you to hear it a whisper, just to make it sound menacing, but loud enough that everybody in the room flings

like whoa, whoa, we gotta get a new horse. I think let's understand why it's not said because of the fact that it's it's just like I understand why it's not said because of the fact that it's it's objective as a gratuitous word, as someone that says it way it should be here, but here's absolutelyous. But but no car argument can argument. It should not be hidden. The meaning of the word, the uses of it should never be hidden because of the fact that it's a real word that was used to the

demean people. But it's extremely gratuitous if you're reading historically, but it's also historically accurate to the time and also to fair. And also this has nothing really to do with because to me, it's like, yeah, it's gratuitous. But like, have you played Red that Renemption too? That is like one of the most crituitous games I've ever You can describe everything about a person of color without using that word. Are always no, but that's that's that

is why it is. That's it's not as fortuitous. It's a literal mass murder. It's what I'm saying. It's like I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, You're right, it's very weird. It's very weird to have a game where you can shoot somebody's head into smitherines and you can see it like realistically, like you can see like the bodies like accurately like fall backwards and grabbing their neck, wondering what the fuck is going on? But the line is drawn it like a word or like fortuitous duty,

like that's always been That's always been bizarre to me. I agree. I agree with you to a degree, but I understand why the idea is like not you. It's like shooting someone in the head is is very morbid and also as gratuitous to be able to shoot somebody and blow their head off, right, that is true, But when it comes to that word, it's just like it's not worse than It's not worse than a slur man.

I'm being murdered and killing people's murdered, being murdered in a video game where you are shooting somebody opposed to like this word, like you're killing a fake person opposed this word with like centuries of really ill ill will and and super derogatory derogators. That's not what I mean. That's not you're not you're not saying that. You're not saying that, but that is that word, you

know, Like I think people should say. I think that word should be said, especially if you're doing something that's catching a time, a time piece, like for instan if you're reading, if you're reading a story about that period of time and it's in the literature, and just say it. Say it's literally the whole point of what I'm saying. I'm not I'm not saying like I want it in Jimmy Neutron Boy, No no, no, no no. Video game is a video game about game about the time. Why

can't talk about from that time for real? Like let's just compare, like you would take like a like say, if Scorsese did a Western, you know there would be six thousand in words in it, right, and it would be praised and Oscar nominated and stuff like that because everybody wants to say it. But but yeah, but why is that totally fine in this way and this piece of art, this piece of media, But in video games?

No? But see why is why are video games not considered that level when you damn no, that's it is actually better, which really it is. They're in every conceivable way a fucking video games. Outside of dude, outside of Good Fellas, I know, this is like a mass This is out insane. I don't know. I'm sorry. I love that. That's one of my ovorite movies. It's not better, It's not I'm what I'm

saying. What I'm saying is outside of outside of Good Fellas, I think I think great that Ars Too is better than all of Martin's carses, everything, everything that he's done. I think. I think it's I think they're

great by the way. I think they're awesome a lot, not rael good Goodfellas has good performances, great movie, but it's not been Arty too, like there's no character in there's no character, and good Fellas that it's anywhere nearest interesting is like fucking Dutch. Well, well he doesn't think it's it's apples tars. It is it is also apples oranges. Oh, I'm sorry, Granny Smith Delicious. It's Granny Smiths to mandarins. You messed up your

close Mandarins are oranges apples or you said apples oranges? No, but that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's like, oh, we doesn't even have to cross into a different species. We could just compare two apples, since they're so different from fucking each other. There's still anyone. But you know, fuck you for eating apples. If you're listening, if you're listening to this podcast and you're eating apples, eat a gun? That

is. That is the most savage thing I've heard someone say. How you eat a gun? You fat bitch? That is some shy Let's move on, let's get some questions even even we even real quick. For the record, I just wanted to say that, yes, there is an N word in the said in balder Skate three the litch queen. I just wanted that out there. What's your name says the N word of black youth? Yeah? So yeah, so I have to look at there's no way. That's

really if you choose a black protagonist, stop they just say it. Stop. You know you couldn't play what's that you? Singers? Are you? No? I was saying, what if you? What if you if you selected your character and you made it you like put the skin tone all the way down to black, and then you started the game, and then on the narrator was like, you can't play this, you can't like no, it says no, no, no, no no. The narratives says, are you sure are? You will be much harder in these things, to

be much more difficult. It's like the south Park, the south Park game with a difficulty slider. Oh yeah you right now. I'm wanting you right now. They hate oolks, but they really hate black humans. I'm wanting you right I get. We gotta get. We gotta get into questions. So like, what were we gonna say? Were you gonna say some Derek before we know whatever? It was bullshit? Whatever? Well whatever before we sarch questions. You should all know that. You can pop on over to

patreon dot com slash just nark tank get some exclusive episodes over there. Early access to certain episodes. Uh, and there's we're doing a lot of content there now, so come on, oh bomb all right. So it's a question. I love it. One cleric crowd and he says, howdy heritickes. Is there any game or type of game that you just refuse to even try as a trucker in real life? I refuse to try any of the truck driving simulators myself. I feel, I know, like dude, mud

Runners and like those are that those are popular games. It's crazy, so you really want to try it? I know that's me grass, you know, ignorant because I don't drive giant trucks. But there's something that feels like i'd want to directly compare how it feels. Yeah, this capture Does this capture the crushing weight of sadness? Yeah? Does this make me want to

kill myself just as much? I wonder. I wonder if I asked my cousins, like, yo, is it when you call of duty, when you kill like insurrectionists, like the same as when you like when you like you have to you have to choke the life out of somebody in real life, He'll probably be like, get the say, I would imagine it's very

I would imagine it's very different. But anyway, he goes on, he says, he goes on to say, the potential reality where I get off work of driving a truck, onted to go home, sit in front of my computer and drive another truck and enjoy myself while doing it honestly scares me. So that's the thing. It's like he doesn't want to he doesn't want to do his job and then enjoy it more when he's like not getting paid to do it. That makes sense. I get that, Which is that

makes total sense? Didn't you have to do what you just did? So I get that. It is damn near slavery. It is damn near slavery, is ok So? All right? So any type of game that we would refuse to even try. I don't know if there's any game that I would refuse to try. But there's games that I generally don't bother with.

There's those dating anime simulator ones. Oh yeah, fucking virtual novels. I'm yeahs are so aggravating because for some there's one virtual off I really want to play because it has super good gameplay, but that's like out of one hundred hours of a game, the game plays like fourteen hours opposed to like ninety hours of like in just talking, and I'm like, damn, I would

love to play that game, but you don't play it. There's a really there's one actually that I think our friend Lyle is in one that came out recently where it's it's uh, it's it's it's It's probably the only I feel like it's the only visual novel that someone like Derek would play, because it's the whole point is that it's voice acted by like a bunch of degenerates, or like it's written with like there's shit like I saw one line of dialogue

that was something like you came on my donut, What the fuck? Or like some some bullshit like that where it's like, it's just so absurd. Let me let me make sure I'm getting the name of that right. If you're gonna be honest, you're gonna be honest for a moment. Walter's Gate

three is definitely a dating sim as well. Definitely partially, it's definitely a dating sim That's part of the reason why I don't it's it's I think it's part of the reason why I'm not as into it as I would like to be, because I'm just like, to me, I like, I like interesting dating sims, like if the characters are interesting and fleshed out and they have these cool last like backgrounds and shit. Uh, for me, it can be a statistic that I posted. So I posted a statistic, and

I feel like from talking to people, I'm starting to understand why. But it's only two point two percent of people actually went on a date with Carlac, And I thought that was like shockingly low, Like when can you go on a date Carla? Again, we're part that, see, I think, see, that's exactly I feel like it's the problem. There's a lot

of people because you got to be able to even touch Carlac. There's stipulations, there's things you have to do. Also, how many how many people actually like ended up like sitting the deal, like actually going on a date with her because you can go on a date with her. You can actually go on a date. And to me, it's actually one of the most charming and quirk. I really enjoy that segment. So you can trigger that.

But the thing is, I feel like most people don't have no idea, and I'm like, bro, you have to just you have to long rest way more than you than you probably normally would to find extra shit that you never would have because I missed a lot of stuff in my first playthrough because I'm thinking, oh, I probably shouldn't do this because if I do this too much and might trigger something else or whatever, you know, some

other bullshit might happen. But then, like the second play through, I didn't give a fuck, right, So I was like, I'm just I'm a what's up? I went back when I found out you can date Carlac end shout out. At the same time, I cleared my save completely wiped it all the way back to the fucking grove. I was. I was literally about to fight Gortash And I was like, nah, I gotta go

back. You went all the way that in the way back that that is literally and why wouldn't you just finish that play through and start a fucking new one. Nah? That is did it in both of them? Can I get a kiss? Bitch? One gives me a kiss? Hey, can I get a kiss? Bitch? And I did the thing I did.

I did. I did the thing where Carla Carlack threw it down on me crazy and I got freaking shout of heart to go skating different with me, bro, and whenever it asks for your girlfriend, the game kind of stutters a little bit because I shouldn't have to and if you, if you play

your cards right, you can balance a lot of shit. And then sometimes you just have to like oops, break it off real quick and to like read there's there's anyway what I was just gonna say, we you and I need to have just a an episode where we just discussed this ship like we do not if you guys want to do like a like a like a Bather's gate like spoiler thing together, just just as like an extra Emma thing like that's yea, so we can get out of our system because you know,

there's so much we gotta talk about. You only talking about a little bit. We such a person and our girlfriends, like you'll stop. We gotta do stuff that would be good. That'd be a good idea. I totally I totally sign off on that. But yeah, man, I don't know. Those visual novels though, are are probably like the that thing was called Yeah it is. It is called Class of O nine. It is on Steam and it is it's it's the tagline is it's not a dating sim it's

a rejection sim and it's it's it's pretty. I don't know, Like, I don't know anything about these games really, like I don't know how to play them. Their gameplay wise, they don't appeal to me. But if I was going to play one, it would be this because it's voice acted by just First of all, it's just voice acted by a bunch of our friends, and also it's written by people who would know our friends. So it's just it's just debauchrous. What is this? What is this line?

Tonight when mom's out with her new boyfriend, I'm gonna take the entire bottle. I'm going to kill myself. What the fuck? Out of context? I don't know what that is? But anyway, Yeah, let's move on to you. You actually fucking shop me. What the fuck is wrong with you? Maybe you'll think twice about breaking the law. Maybe maybe I love I love that idea, Like that's been I think they came out a while ago too. I just I never got around. I gotta see Lily again.

I haven't. I've been so fucking wrapped up. Yeah, let me know, let me know when when you're doing something, all right? Uh? Sam Road and he says, howdy, longtime listener, Long howdy, long time listener, first time opinion. Have her. This isn't a question as must it is. Just say, this isn't a question as much as it is just a statement of admiration. I'm having a stroke today while listening to the last episode. This is three weeks ago, so it's not probably

super current. Derek kept saying that the maximum age for office should be sixty nine. Derek, I salute your dedication to the horny. It fuels my admiration for the human race and keeps keeps alive my hope that one day will be okay. I I feel like if we if we all kind of subscribe to the sixty nine, I feel, you know, every we don't take things so fucking seriously. We all have a few laughs and chuckles, you know, tap into our thirteen year old selves. Man Like I think,

like, hey, everything should be sixty nine. Uh, everybody should make at least sixty nine thousand dollars. I think that's like, uh, starting in America. I think that I think it would fix a lot of things. It's it's literally just memes. It's just sixty nine four twenty sixty nine,

four twenty, and that's the basis for our society. You know what I just saw the other day, just the other day, because I started I was thinking about how I didn't get you know, there's that gay online culture war bullshit that people are still trying to harp on, and I was just thinking, like, man, I just I never cared about that ship. And I remember saying things like I can't wait for the ship to die

down and I could do other things. And then it eventually happened. I was like cool, And I saw this post when I went to I got invited to what was it called myth Con I gotta invite with Cohn and there was somebody quoted me saying something along the lines. I thought I had it on my phone, but it just I just said that, like I'm just here for like memes, like because I was doing the debate with this chick that interrupted Bernie Sanders or whatever, and I don't know, I don't know

the exact context, but all I said was like whatever. It was like I don't give a fuck about this stuff, like I'm just here like fuck around. And it was just cool scene that because I'm like, yeah, like I've been consistent this whole time that that's so funny. It's like, so you're on so you're on stage. It's basically being like, I don't give a shit about anything, so I care, dude. I bought specific at that panel, right, Yeah, I bought the shortest shorts that I

could find for that thing. I just like I want to wear like you can see my bulge and like somebody actually pointed that out in a shot because I didn't give I was literally this was me while the fucking chick was talking. I was literally just like this whole time, like I didn't give a fuck. I just wanted to see my online friends that I made. I made some online friends, and I'm like, this is so stupid, supid that you guys are trying to be like we're doing something important here, and

I'm like, I remember that I was supposed to go. I was supposed to go to that and then I missed my plane. I was like, ah, it was fun. I like hanging out with the people, man, and Milwaukee was actually Milwaukee is a clean fucking city, man, Like I was actually only five hundred thousand people. That's probably why, yeah, exactly, so that's absolutely why. Surprisingly I was like, this is a

nice city, the fucking Fanzi statue and shit, so fucking dumb. But anyway, long story short, Yeah, I just feel like kind of wrapping that whole thing, man, just not taking it too seriously and uh, kind of having fun like that's why it's like people, that's why we're making fun of you for your pronouns. And I posted a video today about the McDonald's ad did you see Did you see that McDonald said was the fact that, oh, people are having a problem with this bitch where yeah, exactly

where exactly? No, Sweeney, what would you just say? Would you just say what? Exactly? Exact fucking that's exactly what I'm talking? Yeah, exactly. There you go. Don't even literally, don't even worry about it because it's it's nothing. It's so if I if I remember correctly, it was I could be wrong, but it was that Ian Miles Chong guy was the guy that really got the ball rolling on that ship. I don't know, so yeah, yeah, because I'm just like, what how I

searched searched for a while. Bro, all right, let's relax, let's just jill. I mean, there isn't many times that I want to condone violence. But I mean they're better people. They're better people. Like if you if you had like one, if you had one chance per year to condone violence against people, to get to get done violence against a single person with no consequences, Oh, who would I choose? I'm not asking you who it would be. I'm not asking you. You can tell you we

can't do that. We can't do that, we can because then it would we be condoning violence. That's yeah, but you know what I mean, But I all right onto the ground. I would there is literally one person. There's only one person. I know there's worse people out in this world, but there is one person specifically that if I ever saw them in person, I am going to attack them, Miss McConnell. Man, Miss McConnell.

It's on site. I mean that he's taking you down. It's like it's that's like fucking I don't know, it's like attacking, like it's gonna go bad already, Brod when he doesn't have to. Is when your friend goes to the back down and you beat him up. That's what. Yeah, Yeah, Mitch McConnell. Feels like like if you pete on your own hand and shook his hand. He would die from it, Like it feels like he's at he's at like the very like you could Charlie horse him to

death. Yeah, you give him Indian burning it literally he's done if you Indian burning set on fire. Could you imagine that crazy like in fucking like it, like the guy in fucking Hereditary just like, yes, completely erupt the biggest fire you've ever fucking seen too, like it. Actually it accidentally start another wildfire and he's nowhere new fire in the middle of like fire looks like and it's a wildfire like y do you guys remember that? Do you

guys remember that explosion in Fay Route all those years ago? Yeah, like covid, I was thinking about this the other day these the guy the explosion. Didn't you remember that ship? Yeah, the explosion. That period of time was super fucked up because people were like got hurt. But there were people on internet, like myself, making fucking jokes out the ass wagh the tragedy. It just the memes out wagh the tragic crazy. I'm so sorry to say this that the it was probably like ten or something. It no

way was actually I have no idea I'm being totally ignorant. The idea make money is that. Oh my god, how many was how many? Was it? All right? So it's okay? Now I miss okay, So it's not all right. He discussed that was about to say three hundred. Frank Sinatras fucking died in nineteen fucking nineteen ninety eight, nineteen fifteen, fifteen. What what was he talking? So he died in so so not no, not Frank Sinatra. I don't know why. I immediately went to so

the beyoit explosion, U two hundred and eighteen. Damn, that's a lot more than I thought though. Yeah, I thought it was with the seven thousand with seven with seven thousand injuries. That's crazy. That's way that was an explosion. How was it wor you thought? Dude? I thought like when I saw that explosion, I thought thousands are dead, Like that's due. It's so huge. It was a big explosion because of the you know,

it was a factory. But I thought like, oh, there would just be like just kind of like it in certain areas where they're not heavily populated. It's like, oh, here's an industrial area where there's probably a few people on site. I thought it was gonna be something like that, but I know it's Bairut but just country. Yeah, but you can still have it's gonna be full of people. Capital was always full of people.

It is, but it's it's a factory within Biru. It wasn't like, oh, here's where everybody congregates and shit, you know what I'm saying. Like it's not like. It wasn't like, oh, here's the here, here's a huge populated shopping center. And then one of the fucking buildings caught on fire and blew up or some shit that would be like crazy. That

ich compilations of that ship. And there was one time of this guy went flying and you saw a kid in the air and I was crying, man, I was crying because that kid was in the sky kids and his video camera with somewhere else. And then you see in the corner of a kid. You're like, Yo, that's a child in the air. When that kid Land is gonna be crazy. I be honest, man, I just I know. I know it's my bias that there's so much bad shit that

happens in the Middle East. It's just I'm conditioned to not care as much and I and I recognize that. I know what you mean, because like we just grew up surrounded. Well, I remember, well, I don't know, maybe it was just constantly people dumped about how horrible wasn't there just like a Greek a Turkish earthquake that killed like a bunch of people, probably almost ten thousand people or something serious. Yeah, something like it was thousand.

I'm pretty sure, yeah it was. It was probably like two or three months ago. If that as one of those things where like we're conditioned to not give a fuck what is going on over there? The fucking the tectonic plates. Got the vaccine? Yeah, that's that video. The ladies shaking's got the vaccine videos are so fucking funny because that's just like, dude, that's just not what happens if you have if you have complications from the

vaccine, that's totally possible. But like you're not gonna get fucking random Parkinson's. We're not gonna you're not gonna all of a sudden develop rhythm like there's anybody pull the Harlem shake music over those videos. Yeah, yeah, I didn't see that though, but I I, you know what, I want to look that also might be dated. That might that also might be like it might not be the only good time to bring it back either that or Okay, I hear somebody shakes Sonora. If someone did do shake Sonora,

I think you're right. I think I think Joji did start the Harlem shake. Yeah he did, he did totally. Yeah, So apparently I don't know if this is real, but like I've heard from people that Dracula Flow is old Joji copy possible. Yes, she would multiple peach fucking which is fucking fascinating to me because I've never heard that. That's the thing. I was looking for it and then I just found one clip, but it was clearly AI. So like, I don't I don't know. I don't know.

Am I be on like a privated video or something maybe or I don't know, yea, how people found out, I guess they should be right, Yeah, but like I'm sure, yeah, but I mean some I'm I mean, my channel still up, but there's like a bunch of privated videos on on there. I just posted of super old video, like one of the oldest videos I've ever made, which was like me at like fucking twelve or thirteen, teaching the Internet how to blower your weapon in Halo because

it's the Halo three is like fifteenth anniversary or sixteenth anniversary or something. Yeah, I was like, I'm fucking gay, this is Halo and I'm gonna be a Nazi in seven years. So fucking stupid one. I think about that one. Uh. I think about that one podcast that I wanted to be snark Tank and they were like, oh my god, that's right, Like yeah, it was like white that. I need to find that clip

again. That's a that Yeah, I wonder what what the hell episode was that where like we where that other snark Tank came in accused us of being white supremacists and was so long ago because they were two it was two white people who told us that too, which is awesome. I just remember that they changed their podcast name to Contrivance. I don't only remember that. That's right, that's right. Well, we're not trying to bring up old. We have no problem with them at all. It was just so it was

just so weird. I got an apology from I don't know if you did. I tried to tell him, like dude, like it literally no fucking issue at all, Like we actually thought it was fun like that was that was a fun thing that happened. Yeah, that's so funny. The thumbnails on Joji's channel reminds me how different the Internet used to be a little while ago. Dude, man, it's a different Yeah, it's a way different time. It was a different beast, bro. I mean you could it

could have just seeing itself like this though. It's like it's like the Attitude era wrestling, like it could have. It could have it fold of it could have. We just we fucked it up, man, we fucked it up. That apocalypse shit fucked it up, like because I really do think

that's the reason why a lot of shit is so bad now. I think it's because, like I agree, I think I think what happened is people got more restrictions on the content that they could make, and thus the type of content that people could make and make money off of became harder and harder to make. Like you couldn't really like just make content that was just entertaining, because stuff that was just entertaining would just get demonetized and then you'd be

fucked. And so I think a lot of people were like, well, if we just make entertaining stuff, we're just gonna get demonetized because to be entertaining you have to push some fucking lines. And so what instead we're going to do is we're either going to completely pacify ourselves and just completely scrub all everything that's entertaining about us at all, so that we're really like scrub that out of the equation so that way we're really advertiser friendly. We can make

a lot of money from advertisers that way. Or we're going to say out of pocket shit and accrue this really passionate, like deranged user base, and we might get demonetized, but through that passion will be like, okay, it was like, hey, look we're getting silenced, we're getting silence, keep up the good fight, fight with us, support us to keep the

good fight going. And then and then suddenly supporting them becomes like a like a moral thing, you know what I mean, where it's like people get excited about it, and then you make it, and then all the money that you don't make on YouTube because you're demonetized, you make now on merch stuff. You're selling, selling fucking crowder mugs, because now that's the really only way to do it. Like dude, back then, people weren't. I swear to god, man, people weren't pandering in the same way.

Like they just weren't. Straight up, there were always people. There were always people, right, well, there were I'm just saying there were always people who are in for money for sure, But like it's a different fucking world now now that there's a limited amount of ways to make money. I think it's certainly it's I think it's the I think the migration of the ruined YouTube it's a part of it. Yeah, I think they didn't help.

Absolutely, they fucked They fucked up everything for everybody else. Uh, Logan Paul with his fucking body and then just all this this bullshit Mandy, Yeah, it's strange hanging from the poppy tree had as Logan Paul. It's fucking pervert dad, dude, there, that's right. Hearing the fact that Logan Paul has gotten all the shit he's gotten after being the piece of shit he's been is still perplexing. It's like he's done better. Yes, he's definitely

not as piece like as shitty as he was, neither as Jake. Jake is still a huge piece of shit, but he's like not as shitty as he was like, do you ever forget that like selling like gambling with children and like all this logan Paul is actually still very much sucks way worse than

Jake Paul overall, which is kind of crazy. It's just recently that whole Coffee's illas ship right where like it still And the weird thing is he has no he has so much money, like he's actually a very wealthy person and to the point where his gigs, boxing, WWE and all this shit. But he's like, you know what, let me still scam people, like what you have to you have to just like doing that too, because he

doesn't need to do it. So it's pretty crazy. Let's uh, like you have if you know, if you're that wealthy and you like I still choose to like because usually it's always the other way. Like I don't know if you heard of this guy named Patrick Bett David. He runs a thing called value Tamement and it's obviously it was a he got he rose through prominence to MLMs and now he's trying to act like he's legit, but you know, he doesn't tell like, oh, how he got his money and how

he started. He scammed a bunch of people and now he's like, oh, look at me, Logan. Paul started off grinding, they did all their gay ass ship and then now he's like, I think I'm gonna like really start scamming people hardcore now. And it's like, what, it's backwards. You're supposed to do it first. You're suposed to do it first. Man, it's kind of weird. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Whatever.

Okay, So I just read I very rarely have that reaction from a question, but I got to read this one long long schlong Silver Road. And he says, hello, Christine Darren and Queenston. Wow, has there has there been a television show slash game that you bought just because you thought a character was hot? Animal crossing New Horizons just for that slutty Egyptian cat, and I binge the oblongs for the goth French chick. First of all, that's insane, the oblongs. I don't even your filth. That's a

wilder film. I didn't even have thought about the oblongs and so long. I forgot about that too, totally fucking forgot about that. But that is fucking crazy that you would. That is so unattractive. It's it's wild. But god, God, God bless, I don't know if I'm sure this. Probably I'm sorry the time. I'm not gonna I'm not I'm not gonna live time. I'm not gonna what the attractive Egyptian mine? Look look, look, look, look, look, look this young man blunty Egyptian cat

is is hotter than the oblongs French, bro, that's the cat. First of all, you fucking that's a cat, kid. You gotta gotta look up the f I don't think, I don't think. I don't think. I know, I know what the oblong is disgusting as well. But once once almost human, once not human at all, wants a cat. So yeah, but I've happened across porn of the other one, so like I can easy, all right, I accept it at least a little bit more. Look makes more sense to me. Look, I've done that. I

definitely, I definitely have army Commerce. I definitely bought skin from Fortnite. Oh yeah, me too. It's the only skin that I bought from Fortnite ever, the only time I actually ever played it. I guess that's my answer. Then, Look, I probably I've done I don't know. You know, I'm I'm I'm a boy. I'm a boy of the modern the two thousands. I've done it, I've done it. But the well, that French girl is fucking I know. Yeah, bro, you that's crazy.

That makes no fucking sense to me at all. At least, like dude, at the very least, the gyp, the Egyptian cat in that meme is like dancing seductively. At least there's like something there. But like Jesus Christ, that character from the Oblong is one of the least enticing creatures

I think I've ever seen in my entire life. All Right, So this guy is exposing himself to not like actual human human looking that's not a human looking women like cat and the like very round circular, very circular head looks. She looks like circle heads. She looks like yeah, nah, she looks like I'm she looks I'm amazing, amazing, I'm trying to I'm trying to be accurate, You're amazing. We're trying to find how many beers, how many beers bro to be more and more than they got. I gotta

be unconscious. Yeah, that's like maybe if I was like, yeah, a few drinks down, like, hey, hand job, I don't know. I'll do it on I'll do it. I'll do it on a red bull. Just I'll do it for the story. I'll do it for the story. I'll do You don't care, no, don't care no more. That's why you're sick. I care still, I care. Still you said you care, then you said on a red bull. You gotta understand. You can't. You can't. I can't. You can't exist in both those

realms at once. I care about the story. Okay, it's a story. What's what's bad now is that you exist where you're always trying to find a funny story and things, and you're willing to put yourself in situations for it. Dude, I have I have put myself and do such horrible I have put myself into such horrible predicaments purely because I thought one day it'll be a really funny story. Yeah, you gotta. You gotta, purely. And that was like the only reason you gotta regroup store you need to.

He's like, all right, yeah, I'll fuck you regroup. I'll this, okay, Yeah, let me think, let me think. I think. I don't know, man, I'm sure I've done this, of course, you know, but I can't. I don't think there's anything specific that I've that I've purchased as a result of thinking like something was like I watched things that I was already into and then you know, oh she's hot or whatever, you know what I mean. But like, I don't think I've

been drawn to something for that reason. I've definitely bought a study action like Carol dan Verse and fucking like Spider Woman, Black Cat. Like I'm like, I'm a kid, Like I'm a comic book nerd. You like I've done that. It's whatever. I think I bought that comic a Spider Woman where like her ass was impossibly like shown. Oh yeah yeah yeah, like every it actually big. That was a big story. Was it was it

redding yellow suit? No? No, no, it was it was like white and it was like white right, yeah, it's it's actually I kind of forgot it's it was painted, right, it was like it was it wasn't painted, Yeah, it wasn't like it was. It was a variant. Dude. Yeah, it was a very dude. That was like it was or was it was? I remember, but it was it was that was a big story that at that time. I remember that was a huge that was a huge topic of conversation about how they were calling it sexist because

it's impossible. It's like, it's impossible that Spider Woman could even function moving around like that. It's like, bro, yeah, the first Spider Man does it make sense? Well, first of all, also, but Spider Man doesn't make sense, Like there's so many there's so many postes that Spider Man has it the red yellow cool. Oh yeah, it's I don't know what it is, Okay, hold on saying. I'm just I'm trying to

get the actual because they're in everything that I'm seeing. They're cutting off for fucking butt cheeks, and I'm like, hey, how dare you how fucking dare you do that? Covering it? What? Everything that I'm trying to find? Okay, here it is. I found I found it, all right, a Spider Woman cut off six someone did some cost claim but yeah, still still not nearly as good as they did in the comment. And because that is the title, I'm about to send you a chat right now,

I'm about to play in the chat. Is that every super just fended? Whoa? Here we go that is true. Yeah, and they're drawn also to be like, come on, bro, hold on a second, why did you do that? Yeah, that's not no, because I know it. Yeah, so it's hold on, hold on, I'm gonna get the I'm gonna get I'm gonna get the link. I'm gonna get the relink. One second. Here we go. I have it. It's this one. Yeah, super Robot Mayhem dot Com. Yeah, wow, I do

remember. It's so crazy. Remember this, Yeah, I remember this. Yeah, the Spider the Spider Woman variant cover by Milo Menara. Yeah, there you go. And it was like a huge topic of conversation because everybody was talking about how impossible it was for yeah, to get a fucking coplay.

It's really fucking good though. The only reason it can even be is by being paint, you know, like by body paint, because like, yeah, but that's all superheroes really like, right, so we'll not well, not all superheroes, but a lot of him, like Spider Man, Like Spider Man makes no sense, like the way that the way that fabric works, it's like no, like he's he's definitely a naked man painted that

way cup, which I prefer that. I prefer that he's he's fucking just no cup, bro, Like why that is a crazy good fucking if you're who's this person? I trying to think of us, who's this person that did this costplay? But trying to find her your only fans or would nah man just curious, it's curious, you know for the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I honestly, I honestly can't think of anything. I honestly, oh you know what, no, never mind, never mind chun

Lei chun le street Fighter five I did. I did pay money to get to get the suit to the costume, the classic costume. There you go, so both both you know what it's worth. It is chun Lee because his mine was in Fortnite the literally the only time I played Fortnite. That was it. I forget got. I bought the five six. I bought the old Chunlei skin. I also bought the old Cammy skin. And in six they made her ass so fat it's crazy they gave they gave Cammy ass

for days. It is like, bro, this is you didn't need to do all this, but I respected. Yeah, I was expected it's gonna. I did buy one other comic because it was a backgirl. It was it was an issue number twenty six because she looked like, this is the artist Alex Garner. Yeah, I love his art, and god, she looks so she looks so good in the cover. I was like, dude, what's up? I'm sucking this is my ship right here? How you do it? All right, let's let's let's get uh, let's knock out.

Let's knock out three three questions real quick, and then we'll head out. Doctor doctor robotic doctor rocock. Next, the obscene peen Machine wrote in he says, hello, black and Hispanic, black but not Hispanic and Hispanic but not black. Nice. You have the power to simultaneously remove the thing, not a person that you hate most, but at what but at the cost of what you love the most. You can then continuously do this until nothing exist on Earth? Do you do it? If so, how many

times do you do it? For example, Chris could remove the existence of Imagine Dragons as a band, but at the cost of the Halo series. I wouldn't. I wouldn't do this. Yeah that's not that's that's too quick. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. What did it cost? Everything? Unless it was like everything, like unless it was like getting rid of like you know, I don't know, like pedophiles or something where it's like, okay, the cost you know, but then but then you

couldn't know. But then you couldn't remove the people. I guess you could remove the concept of or like that that you could remove that. But then but then, dude, what cost would that be? Would that be like your ability to fucking walk? Because that's a big trade, you know what I mean, to get to save the world. In that way, you would be like you would be relegated to like a Stephen Hawking chair, except you wouldn't be as important, so no one would give you a cool chair

to talk around him. So like, I don't know why Stephen Hawking cheated on his wife with like his workers, social workers. How is he gonna with another chair? What are you talking about? Yeah, he sat in a different chair jack me off. And then she was like, wait, I don't don't keep doing it. This is not supposed It was somebody else. It was somebody else with the with the L A L S. Right, it was it was another was it? I actually don't know who would

think? So I remember there was I remember there was like a like video footage of a chair. There was a video of him in a chair all fucked up, and he was wheeling up to another woman in a chair equally as fucked up. And my hands don't work. Okay, never mind, this is I remember. I remember so so I'm remembering what this memory is. It's literally a joke from family guy. So it's not real. I know the joke. I actually, yeah, yeah, I actually know exactly

what you're up until now. You know, up until now, I thought that was just a real fact about Stephen Hawking, that like he hooked up with another they're fucking do we have sex? I wouldn't. I wouldn't do this personally, Like, I just there's there's too few things I love in this world that I just I can't sacrifice any of them. Yeah, and also I love to hate certain things too, so like, I mean, there's there's some enjoyment that I get out of those good feels good. I

feel like a good trade. Let's see, would you sacrifice getting rid of like a Matt Walsh, but sacrificing the Mike armand Trout actor. No, Now, keep in mind Mike, uh, keep in mind that Matt Walks is probably responsible for a lot of LGBTQ people being beaten up in a few deaths and and definitely bomb threats at hospitals and shit, so right right, yes, but still no but but but the performance that he gives is still so good. I'm torn. That's a hard one though, because I was

when you agreed and you're fucking knit? Why why did you? Well, Mike, I didn't know you were racist. What do you expect? Look around you? Because look around you, Walter. Everybody's me, everybody's be. Your wife is me, your children and me, you, Doug is me. The Sun is me, likes Walton, the Sun, the just with Mike Irmatron's face telling tempy style going I'm hot. Next question, please

please, the next question? Alright, alright, Nicki ziggy nicky, And he's like writing a kind of question to prove I'm an active member of this uh to active member of this Patreon. Have you guys ever heard of the fascinating phenomenon of yankee candles receiving a bunch of negative reviews of people angrily, of people angry the candles have no smell, coinciding with a new wave of

COVID that's awesome. Oh yes, yes, I have heard that. I have heard that that there's whenever there's a rise that yeah, those negative reviews of a specific guess there's no fucking smell at it isn't And then that's when you know. That's when you have to be careful. It's like it's like dogs when they know the o the weather. It's just someone's about to go

down. It's like a it's it's a fucking hilarious phenomenon. And also it's it's hilarious, but it's also maddening because I can't stand all stupid people are where they're like they're blaming the like, oh it doesn't I'm like, what about everything else? You fucking dick? I don't know. So would you trade mm hmm down? And I'm thinking about no, because because now I'm thinking about like what I would trade, like if if I could get rid of my sense of smell or something. I don't think I don't think,

I don't think, I don't want. I don't think I would because eating wouldn't be as good. Yeah, yeah, but then I would also be thinner again, because then I would have no reason to eat fucking delicious like pizza and stuff. I think I would get rid of. I think I think if I was God, I would get I would get rid of hand jobs. I think they are the worst of all of the worst sexual things. Yeah, yeah, they are very just like, get the fuck off

me, whatever, Get the fuck off me. You really what you're doing, You don't know what you're doing. Leave me the fuck alive. I can do it better. Let's get angry like I've got. I've gotten like I've felt like anger in my heart. It's anger absolutely because I'm just like, why is this is such a waste. Yeah, it's like it's a waste of it's a waste of calories, it's a waste of energy, it's

a waste of memory. Yeah, it's just I got offended one so like because I remember like a girl I was saying it was like offered, like can I can I give you a hand shop or whatever? And I'm like, no, bitch, what I would absolutely not. So no, you're like adamantly against them. I really hate them, like i've I've It's I don't know, man, I mean, I'm not like to me, it's just like, well, if that's the only the other like option I would

easily rather just do anything else. I would rather go home. That's kind of crazy to me. I would rather play a video game, says giving me a hand up. I'm slap them in the mouth as hard as I can. Y'all are just like wil now because I'm to me, it's kind of like the way. To me, it's like any like sexual acts or whatever because somebody wants there was a mean they compared to the pizza, and I totally agree. Right, there's like even like bad pizza. Fucking it's

bread, sauce and cheese. It's yeah, it's edible, Like you know what, I'm still eat It's the only thing to eat. I'm made it. I'm not gonna fucking throw it on the ground and be like, oh, I'm such a fucking superior fucking I like like my my homie, my homie Brock, we call him five star Brock because of that shit. He only eats the finest things. Were like, fuck you, that's that's I

think that. I think that is me in this area. Yea, I will I them like some weird fucking like something happened to you that, Like, No, they're just not good. They're just not good. Nobody knows what the fuck they're doing. It frustrates me too, because I know what I'm doing with their equipment more than they do. And it's like that by feel like you're really, I don't think it bothers me. It bothers the hell out of me. Absolutely, I think you're that. I think I

mean, unfortunately, I just I don't. I don't believe that a second. I believe it a hundred percent. Don't I think I think you're I think if I feel like, say, maybe some people told you some shit and maybe you fucking booster ego, but there's no way that you know how to operate a pussy better than a girl just knows how to know. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is I can I can work with them with my hands better than they can work with me

one hundred percent of the time, Like one percent of the time. It sounds like you have some spec there's no special stipulation. It's just they don't know what the fuck they're doing. Okay, so okay, so the time everything, there's nothing too beating off. That's why they're not good. There's nothing to it. No, no, no, no, no, there's there's there's absolutely technique. If you think there's fucking real technique, all there is is just one specific motion. You're going up and down and a little

bit of a twist. Are you fucking serious? Subtlety, subtlety, No, that's your fucking hand fitting your fucking groove of your dick, and that that's why it doesn't feel the same, because it's not there. It's it's not their their hand is not your hand. That's what you're actually coming. Listen, listen, don't don't look. Don't get mad at me because I'm not eating cheese nips for dinner, all right, Like I need a meal, I want a good im I want my five styles. Let me put

it this way, let me put this away. A fucking a pocket pussy. That vibration still is still not a pussy, right, Like it does a lot of cool things and shit, but it is nice. It's better. Last question, fucking whatever saying. Ladies line up and beat him off and then change his mind, like like crowder dude, that would be an amazing change. My hand drops are bad, change my mind, Oh my god. Okay, let's last one. Last one, stop with the Britain

slander. It already sucks here waiting for somebody to say that for the records, y'all suck. I actually really like, I'll never let the UK live this down. You guys somehow lost control of America when we were at our most fucking terrible version of ourselves, and you guys still lost. I don't know about that. It's probably worse now, Absolutely crazy to say such a Yeah. I just literally the only two people think the Boston Tea Party era

America is worse than it is now? Do I think jumping tea in the ocean is worse than? That's proto America pretty much pedophile pedophile billionaires, you know, with with yes we were pathetic, then at least now we can defend ourselves. Then we just decided to say no enough, and they were like, okay, Broe, you just so what you mean is what you mean? Isn't weakest? You mean weakest? Yeah? Read the question.

Somebody somebody to get about out of here? Where's that fucking where's that Vonville Kaine where we're talking about grab your neck and breaks your neck, hopefully paralyzes

you. The worst person ourselves, the worst person on ourselves is probably like I don't know what like fucking not not that one not uh, that's I think, No, yeah, definitely, I think when the weakest, when they just that's like that's when we had that's when we had the least power, for sure, belt buckles on their hats when they first showed up.

But the nerves anyway, pilgrim, I would beat the pilgrim. I'd put them in a hospital, Dude, I'd put them in a fucking hospital tent that they got a built in a ten day fucking bath that I'd kill them, kill all of them, all the Mayflower, all those ships show you things. They would die if I coughing, they would die. So true.

Actually, that is an ironically totally real like That's what's so funny about the concept of time travel to me is because like there's so many diseases that we we have like innate to us that are just not effective anymore because of like antibiotics or just like generalized like herd immunity. So if like if we went back in time, we would wreak absolute fucking havoc. Yeah, just bring up bring just like what did you say? Just just bring up just

right around a sucking bicycle, coughing. Just here. What the fuck is that contraption, Lady Meredith, Hey, oh, I don't. He starts blood out of his he starts popping up out of his eyes. Blood feel and he died. I feel quite posh, and then a native joy you he dies. I was. I can't. I can't smell I was blessed by a wizards anymore. This is glorious. I can't smell my own unwashed pilgrim ass. I'm living in I'm living at absolute I'm living at an absolute

ecstasy. I'm related all times. My wife was my wife here no longer bothers me. We've had four children. It is amazing, for real, you know, it is sincerely fucking crazy that humans had sex at all before, Like like the idea of hygiene not being a complete deal breaker for most of human history. Well the thing and the well, the thing is this hygiene was prevalent in several cultures, but not in European Indian culture they had

hygiene was a prominent and South American a native at culture that was. Hygiene was prevalent in Asian culture, Hyde is prevalent. Europeans didn't shower often they were smelling gross everywhere else. We're like, yo, eventually you gotta get into water and clean yourself. For them, they were like British, British, French, Spanish blah blah blah, which our once a month. I did hear and I never fact checked this. I heard this when I was

a kid, and I never fact checked that. Uh. In medieval times they would specifically carry around handkerchiefs because of how disgusting people would smell and cover their noses. Like, I've never fact checked that, but I guess it's impossible really to do that. You don't really know if you experienced it. But like I think, I don't know, man, it's crazy, dude, Like you're ancient Europeans, fucking crazy shit man. They used to pick the plaque out of their teats and use it as moose. Is that I

see? Would you say saying preposterous? It's so crazy? But I'm also like, there's a chance that he might be the world, isn't it crazy? I look back every day and I'm like, the Europeans really ruined the world for like black people in general, but like it like little slip bro because they were Danish, because they kept fighting each other. That's why they kept attacking one another. And they were like, we gotta go somewhere else. We're all gonna die. And it just made it everything else. The

world's proname. My name is cuddles with And I shipped up my back and I didn't shower anymore. Twice a year. Vexible his bed, his bed chemicals. Pretty cool. He's like a rock star and like or like not a rock star, but like this famous figure in like early Europeans, like, I ship up my head back and I don't clean it. I take two showers. He's like, whoa, whoa, that's more bats than I've ever taken. Yo, can't even how long do you think you could go

without showering before? You like us, like us couldn't take into them. They're fine, that's they don't shower. I guess we did. It's incredible. We did not even answer this guy. We just he masked us to stop immediately, way harder on his answers to smelly nigga dive. I gotta be real. I totally lost it. Yeah, I totally lost the question. I don't know where, Yeah, what is it? Keep finding it? Look look fresh. I'll just say one quick I'm doing one quick cursory

thing and then we'll wrap it up. Yeah, the English English niggas, man, they're all right. I might have said this before when I when I was coming back from Greece, uh in twenty seventeen, I met up at at Heathrow. We had a bunch of British fucks and they all we all met up and had a few pints and it was it was really fucking cool. I actually really like British people. The only things I don't like is is is their hip hop and and their baked beans. That's about it.

Can I just sound very honest? Yeah, that'd be very honest. Okay, man, I hope every British person that is interesting that isn't related to me gets stars. That's it. That's our statement, Okay, every single honest it's not really I mean they got they when they when they owned Hong Kong many they got it. Do you remember when they were all dying because they didn't have AC's Okay, so he says, so so sat with

the Britain signer. It already sucks here, suf you hooligans say, bunch of hooligans first time Patron, a long time subscriber here, what was the what was the infamous character of your area when you were younger? Mine was a man called Purple Aki who was known for squeezing men's muscles in gyms. I swear I'm not lying. Google it. We didn't have anybody like this growing up where I was from, anybody that was like or at least not

that I was old enough to really pay attention. But recent, Oh my god, you serious, Kevin. You forgot I totally forgot about mysterious Kevin. He would just show up. He would just he wasn't like a he wasn't like a he wasn't a like a neighborhood figure though, Like he was just like in our group in school, we just knew this guy kind of

a little bit. His name was Kevin, and he would join us for like parties and get together sometimes, but most most of the time he was never really there, and we would always like run into him in like really bizarre like would run into him like, oh, the one time I go hiking in like three years and then I run into Mysterious Kevin at like the top of a mountain, or like, oh, I I to him under a bridge, or like, oh I ran into him, like I don't

even like in a fucking sewer or something like. The strangest fucking thing. Mysterious Kevin's a changelings. He's an identity that several changelings take on and they go throughout the world as Mysterious Kevin. Because that's that's so crazy. Totally forgot. I totally forgot he was around sometimes. I just knew that we all knew him for some reason. But I don't remember meeting him. I don't remember. It's strange. I don't know. I can't explain mysterious Kevin.

I was going to say, not when I was growing up, but around here currently where I live now, we have that Burbank sniffer. Who was that guy that was going arounds assholes and Barnes and noble right, the Barnes and noble Barns of that I go to. But what a fucking you know, dude, I thought I heard that he got caught or something. Yeah, that he broke out of prison. Yeah, I like that fucking little I heard sniffed the bars the gate open, the prisons gate. He

sniffed the structural integrity off of the bars. That's crazy. Let's move on, Let's go out of here. That makes a lot of sense. Actually, okay, let's get the hell out of believe it. These episodes are getting too fucking two fucking apoperfect two perfect. What you mean we should start just like we should start just letting the questions lead. Honestly, I've actually I've I've I think I've Yeah, I've wanted that. Actually, it's just

it's just better content because foot is better content. Nothing. I feel like the only time we really need to talk about something when something actually fucking happens. Yeah, you know it's something too. It's like every time something happens, I feel like it gets too serious, you know what I mean, Like we have like oh, it's like because we're always like should we say

what we think? Should we like entertain We're not this way. It's fucking yeah, we gotta turn on the comedians switch when that shit happens, when the series should happens. I'm like, I'm all locked in like preaching and shit on my way. I needed to say something stupid. Yeah, we need to have fun anyway. These are all of our twenty five dollars and up patrons. We thank you very much. Remember you can come out.

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