#174: FEAR THIS MAN

Walter Walter, Oh here we got you fucking come get it. Hey, look he get me. Oh well, well well if it isn't everybody listening, Welcome, Welcome to the Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. I forget to do this constantly, so I'm gonna do it at the top of the show. We're the Patreons fucking exploding, so we much we very very much appreciate that over there and Patreon dot com slash the stark Tank. Remember there's uh, you get all these episodes early, except for the last one,

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much appreciate your support, very very cool. What's going on over there? Uh and uh, I don't know, man, not a lot this week, unless the Mexican aliens become real, they re get reanimated or something like. I don't. I don't foresee much. So I think we're gonna focus on questions, focus on your questions this week. You know, some people actually they're like, they're like, fucking tartargrades be cool, that'd be cool as shit. That'd be scary as fuck. I don't like that at all.

Yeah, yeah, I guess some people thought the aliens were actually cake and when they saw that video, they thought they were like they thought like they thought that that person that made it a cake, they thought it was the same people who actually that's a good dude. That cake is convincingly like it is very like he did a really good job making that cake look like exactly that alien. So like I kind of get it to seven degree. It's like, you know, stake cake maker, remember cake to the Congress

or whatever? Can you imagine? You know, like it was like me, that reminds me of that video. You ever see that video the guy who feels his he fills his computer with beans and he and he gets so long, Chris, I have not mentioned this video in ages no, but you for when you first saw it, you would not like you came into my room like, dude, have you seen this? And you were like, dude, I was just enamored by It's like, this is food,

this is beans. You were like, you've never That was the peak of I think that was the first moment you realize what funny really is and you were like, I just I appreciated the patience that was being displayed for this man who this man was convinced didn't understand what beans were. I think that was like a very It's like an eye opening moment for me. But uh, that's that's what that as me. I was like, this is cake, this is food, this this is an aliens, this is cake.

But uh anyway, yeah, we'll fucking before we hit a question, I want you guys to view something in a chat. I'm about to put it in. I don't think I know Chris, you haven't seen this. I asked you before we start recording. Uh, this has to do with golf, and this is one of the it's the this is real, Okay, I want to seen this. We're gonna put this in the episode. I have course, it's gonna probably context. Yeah, of course. So it's

Scooter McGavin. Why you always tried carefully when you interact with solo golfers on the on the course. Yeah, and I just thought it was just gonna be some dickhead whatever. But uh, I was pleasantly surprised. I will say, just you just you have no idea where this is gonna turn into grizz You have no idea. He he looks, he looks a little upset. So yeah, he's he's a little bit bad. He's a wee bit tossed. I'm just waiting, I just waiting waiting before is it is?

Again? Is it? He's reaching the crescendo? I think, yo, Yo, he's been heaven twice. Bro Yo, what the fuck? He looks so not threatening? That's he took a shirt off. I was expecting like like I was expecting like a like a like a jacked gorilla of a person. And it's just it's it's a regular guy. It's just some normal It's a normal guy. It's some fella. Yo. Why that's such like that's been heaven zero to one hundred. He's been having twice to us,

you gotta watch out. He's been here two times, dude, How many times you've been to heaven zero to one hundred? How many times have I been to heaven? Is that he just has heaven twice? He said, Bro, Yeah, this dude, this dude has fought God essentially. I think. I think that's what he's going to say, and fought God and he won both times. That's a I don't know, man, I don't

know. I don't God, you knocked him out like like, oh, I've got to feel pretty empowering, punk ass bitch, punk ass black bitch. I just I don't understand golf at all really as a as a as a premise. I don't get the point. I don't get what's fun about it. You don't get God in it, all of it. Yeah, I don't. I don't get golf at all. Oh, I don't get I don't get golf at all. It's just a chill experience. It's just it's just really common, you know what it really it's it's an ex escape

from reality. That's what I've that's what i've I've I've realized because it's not for me, because you know, escape from reality for me is really just a nice podcast and a good like RPG or something yeah, exactly. But yeah, golf, I see for people that probably aren't into gaming or whatever, that's what they It's people that just go off and they pretend they're on

an adventure. They're just hitting a ball and they're driving, they're drinking, they're fucking with all of their you know, boys that hate their wives or significant others and shit, it's like a it's a it's it's yeah, you know what you're you know the type of people that good six minutes of pus six minutes. I don't know why, but that sounds like a It sounds like an album, like A that sounds like that sounds like something significant.

Six minutes of pussy like it like like the Matchbox twenty would have had that as a fucking record back in the Night twenty would not have had that as a record, would have about they would Rob Thomas fought for that. I can't imagine Rob Thomas saying the word pussy at all. That doesn't, that doesn't nothing. I could. I don't know why. I was watching Always Sunny recently and I totally forgot there was an episode where him and fucking Sinbad

are just in a mental asylum. Someone almost raped down people. The cameos that they have on there are so fucking like bizarre, like this, oh they're they're oh, they were selling the fight milk and then fucking h the actual UFC fighters and Dana White the present were on the fucking show, and I'm like, this is so bizarre. They were literally shitting their pants to cut weight and drinking the fight milk so good, drinking fight milk, fight

milk, and then have like a bird with fucking arms on. Yeah, yeah, dude, you know, fight milk, fight milk is might be one of the funniest words that I've ever heard in my life. Always always sunny Philadelphia is so good that even that the most recent season is actually pretty good too. I'm not caught up. Actually, I you know, I have a season, the season, but the previous season before this one was like it was like I didn't really care that much for it, but you

like the CG Monkey. What the fuck? I don't even remember that. I am so not caught up that last season, the season that's airing right now before that was a CG monkey. It was a random CG monkey in it. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, wait, wait wait, wait into it. Okay, Yeah, I'll I guess I'll catch up. I was saying it was the season before this one, not the Ireland one. The Ireland one is

two seasons ago. Now, oh, I'm really fucking far behind then. I don't know whatever, I just hear things. But you know, the last season I saw was probably in like twenty eighteen or two nineteen, very behind. Yeah, it was just more because I was watching on I would usually watch on Hulu after it would come out, and I haven't had Hulu for a very long time except for recently. I signed back up for it because it was like Disney Plus and Hulu for like five bucks or some shit.

It was crazy like deal like that. I'm like, yeah, I got rid of a lot of shit. Dude, bro, did you notice? Okay, So everybody real quick and getting the questions, so like so student loans and uh, and you're gonna be allowed to be evicted and shit, like basically next month essentially everything's gonna be lifted and if your poor yers essentially fucked, you know, and on top of that, it's like insulted injury. All of these fucking streaming platforms just raised all their prices to two

to three dollars or the same fucking time. And I'm like, how fucking evil is that when people need to break the most, when a bunch of people are probably gonna get evicted, a bunch of people gonna start going into debt because then start paying the student loans again that I you know, let's tack on some extra shit that's spotify, So sad bro counts a lot of

shitube, what's this way? What's the student loan thing? And actually it's like student loans run pause, like there's so now they're gonna like they're gonna start like having to pay again. So a bunch of people now are gonna have this fat fucking bill that's like a car payment or whatever. It's gonna start being on their on their plate again and hopefully they made room for it. But you know, humans, they usually don't. Yeah, people aren't

responsible. It's like you adjust on the fly, like to what you're used to, and now it's like even ample amount of prep, it's like, fuck you many even even even with even with the predatory nature of all right you sorry, Yeah, I was just saying, like, even with the predatory nature of like what the student loans are you know, Like it's just like people aren't people also aren't responsible, you know what I mean. It's like every everyone is not. This is not set up for human beings.

It's it's just not a good system at all. But I'm glad I don't have any student loans. Jesus Christo, me too. Man. I don't know why you, Sweeney, you got something. You fucked a bit, bro. I was gonna when I was into my final year, I would have to loans, and I was like, I'm just to take a break, take a break, and I haven't went back yet. Yeah. So when I become a nurse, hey man, we're gonna we're gonna start making we'renna start making a fucking like ten twenty km and become a nurse. I'll

go become a nurse immediately. And I'm like, perfect, did you look into sorry, sorry, did you look into that company that like fucked over a bunch of podcasts? I forgot what their name is, but uh, Philip the Frankel mentioned they had, Uh, who's that guy from Louisiana with the rat King? I can't remember his name? The rat from me? What the fuck are you talking? Oh? Okay, So that's like a it's like this, he looks like a fucking rag. Somebody calls him the

rat king. I forgot and so he's like from Louisiana's like, this is that fucking guy anyway, him Brendan Shob and all these other people like this guy, Jim Cornette, this wrestling dude. They were all under this one organization, this podcast network, and that podcast network was shelling out six fucking

figures easily per month kind of a thing. And they got to the point where the guy that owned it started making way too big of promises, and then when they had to adjust for things, they started paying new and people that were coming in and stopped paying other people. So other people were being owed hundreds of thousands or seven figures, and motherfucker was taking all these rich lavist vacations and shit. So it was like, it's a huge controversy.

But my main point was what the fuck, Like, how the fuck do we get on these guypa networks? And I don't mean to get that much, but at least even fucking twenty five percent of that or yeah, fraction, I'm like, what the that's crazy money. Those motherfuckers will make you way too much money. Well, you know, be good for them. But but I'm just I started doing dumb shit immediately. Bro, my dude, bullshit alarm, We'll go off instantly, and I'm I'm gonna start using

drugs. Do I feel like we just have to like pretend if we just pretend, like say, say we had conversations right about uh me returning in the area and then us doing some some type of live thing, right, uh not live, you know what I mean, in person. Yeah, And the one thing that I was thinking of was, all right, we have to let's just pretend. I don't know, just like we're fucking not. It's just it's implied that we're veteran LA comics. It's just it's just

it's just implied. Yeah, we should absolutely, That's that is such a fucking funny idea, Like we'll just meet in person. Well, we'll do the show in person, Like uh, well, I was gonna say, like we did initially, but like we did, but that didn't matter to

you guys watching because we didn't have video at that time. But like, we'll do it in person and we'll set it up exactly the same and we'll talk about we'll talk about sets that we did that never happened, that never like dude, and then like it would be like the like this this post has left the target audience type deal where it's like our our audience would like the in on it. It's like these guys are pretending to be like gods.

And then it would like exit at some point and then they'd be like, who are these comedians so fucking I've never seen Rogan and all of them like that with like at their fucking show like that, like they thinking for years, man, they've been going through the church. They really there's a possibility that motherfucker would do that. Because that he was like, oh, I know two different times he was like, I know somebody that knows somebody

that has seen the cat litter boxes in the schools. I know someone that they're shoving the tampons up their ass with alcohol and stuff like these like urban legend kind of things. These urban mid things hold on that tampon with alcohol is real. I've seen a very small number of people actually talking about that online. But as far as is it on but but is that being brought up as like a new thing, No, it was being brought up. So this was like maybe four years ago, like three or four years ago.

He was like, oh, this is happening in school, Like he brought it up as if it's like a phenomenon. Were sure, I'll say, here's the thing. There's probably a handful of just complete dummies that did

that. But most people, if they have access to alcohol, they just put in a sprite bottle, right, and then they just so the idea of it being an epidemic is heard of, it's just and then so then like long story short, my point being, he's a couple of times and he at least he admitted to the the cat litter thing that that didn't happen. And it's hilarious that he said that he knows someone that did it. So he is a minute that he completely lied. He didn't say lied,

but he did. So I think we could guess light him into thinking we've opened up for him at some point. Oh my god, can you imagine I open Yeah, I opened up for you in Chicago, and he's surely been to Chicago, so like it would just be I can't remember that. I think I remember that we're on we are on a path to being blacklisted from every industry. No, but we're break though. We're really good, like we lie our in but we're fucking good. We're you know, No,

no, oh my god, you don't be so good. You don't be so good. If if, oh my god, if we got like if we filmed like a fake special right where we had where we would we would go up on stage and we filled we filled the room with just like our audience member, it's just our fans due we just and we would just tell them, listen, this is not going to be funny at all. We're going to be saying nothing. We're going to be saying genuinely nothing,

no jokes at all. There's gonna be a lot of silence. We need you to laugh as if it's the funniest thing you've ever heard, dude. And then just like we have stayed well we like on stage, you'll be like so Mexican aliens are Southern Mexican. I think this laughter, fucking bashing,

fucking the ground, slapping their knees. People literally left the bloody and the floor and just could and then like convincing because you know there's going to be some people in the audience some people outside of the audience who see that video who are susceptible enough to that where it's like they see other people laughing, so they're gonna be like, dude, this is hilarious, We're gonna do that. The really should've ever seen people people following just because everybody else

are doing it. One man, I've always I've always wanted a gaslight millions you you have no idea, how fucking you have no idea? How much we need to do this like we do this little happens? Is this right? This is funny, this is fun right, this will make us money

at first we'll get to those places that's funny. No no, no, no, no no the day no no. This to me is about like I would, I just love the idea of this happening, and like us doing a special that is objectively unfunny, being filled with laughter, like top to bottom, front to back, fucking killing, murdering it, going online with no context, comedians seeing it, and then just having to like having to deal with that, having to come to terms of that. It's like,

what what is this talentless bullshit? And why is it so? Why don't even have to have a laughing so hard, like they're laughing saying anything because they because they wouldn't watch this, you know what I mean, Like they wouldn't watch this episode to find this plan being hatched. Yeah yeah, yeah, like research. I'm want to start off, so I say we should do it like uh, like we each have five ten minutes whatever we we're just doing, like yeah, we just then and then so we just

go on. We have somebody, we gotta find somebody to introduce or we either introduce ourselves or we just have somebody there as a guest to introduce us on the stage, so it looks like a legit like special and I just I'm gonna start off. I'm gonna just do a couple of I want to do just a little few references here there, like uh, like what's his name Brendan Shob where he's like dicey dicey, like that's this thing that's his

catchphrase. And I want to have people lose their minds like crying. I want to be like, hey, guys, guys, when I get on stage, get your fucking vizzline or whatever you're ship ready and put that shit in your eyes because I'm gonna say a joke and then I want the camera to pan to the armies. I want to see them crying like it's so funny, and people are gonna be like what I'm gonna I can't. I'm gonna go up there and I'm gonna say fucking deepity and then they're gonna lose

their shit. I just want to say slurs on I want to say slurs in front of thousands of people on the left. Your whole, your whole set, your whole ten minutes is just you saying slurs with no punchlines, no setups, no nothing, and people laughing and me just is basking it, dude. Just so women saw a woman. I saw a woman on the street the other they dumb cunt, fucking stupid bitch. I saw a dog by a car. I want to fucking fucking losing their ship. What's

laugh it? Bro? People people are fucking people are literally they're gonna be joker laughing. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be laughing. It's crazy. I love, yeah, just missing things like that when we're on the fly. But yeah, like look if holding you laugh like a fucking maniac, dude, who you look like a regular dude? Man, that's crazy. No, no, no, no, no, that's bullshit. He has not had to say he's never laughed the same twice. It is upsetting.

You have a lot of different laughs. Yeah, I'm going for how many years now, like seven years or something. Seven years I have experienced he's experienced. Cristal obviously has experienced way more. So I completely believe him. But I have experienced some very unique laughters from you. Even you get into

a mode where you get giggly and it's like it's like setting. It's I'm like, why are you like like it's it's like it's like it's like you have a load and you like you have like different It's it's like you're swapping

like Borderland skill trees to like a quick different laughs. It's like this today, well today we're gonna go with So when I'm so when there's something's ridiculous, when something is like really really really funny, I have a very loud panic laugh, like when something's true hilarious, like Derek when we were talking about the guy drinking piss in the canister in the movie. That laugh. That laugh, it's my truest laugh. That's when I'm genuinely laughing. My

heartest, Listen, The point is. The point is we've got to figure out we've got to figure out a way to get this going. We gotta gotta do it. A good idea, but I'm down for it. I think it's I think I not only do I think it's the opposite of a bad idea. I think it's the best idea any of us have ever had. I think it's such a good idea it's unreal. But yeah, well we'll figure out a way to do it once once Derek is out here. We got we have to absolutely do that because that's too good on board.

Also, quick thing before we get into questions, Uh did that we got some So I don't know if this is our fault or if it's YouTube's fault. The last episode was in like three forty p I don't know what the fuck up with that. Honestly, it's I feel like it's just YouTube sucking up. It was three about that. It was because we didn't do anything differently did we know? So it was definitely YouTube. So YouTube, and

I noticed that in the in the beginning. I saw I was like, oh, it's weird because usually as soon as it's as soon as it's processed, I'll just publish it. But I saw that it was saying HD's taking longer than usual. I'm like, oh, it's bizarre. It said it was gonna take thirty three minutes, and so I was like, oh, fuck it, I'll just schedule it for the next hour. And then the next hour came and did no. People were saying they're having trouble opening it.

One of our one of our listeners or viewers, thought that it might have been the because of the thumbnail, because it's the it's the thumbnail, and I want to be clear, I did not make this. I want to be clear. So the thumbnail is you've seen this before. It's it's Biden putting the gun in that old woman's mouth. Perfect like you've seen that before, like where it's it's just the because it's the photo. It's the

the original photo is okay, Yeah, Biden looking like really angry. He's pointing at this old lady like angrily, and somebody photoshopped a gun and put it and it's in her mouth and it looks fucking real. That looks so real, dude, real, and so I use that. Yeah, So yeah, somebody thought maybe that was fucking things up or whatever. But no, I was like, the the episode was everything was okay as usual. So as of right now, it's it's fine. Yeah, it's h d

everything's good. Yeah, everything everything should be good. We don't know what the Android thing the issues and honestly, dude, like we make the podcast, we were at the whims of of the platform holders. Unfortunately. Uh, Patroon's not having any problems though, so that's good, yeah, or the or the RSS feed, So if you want to, you know, just get that in right. You always have like a backup. Somebody I did see somebody say I had to watch I had to listen on on Spotify,

and I'm like, that's a great fucking option. Yeah, it's good anyway, if you want to your ugly ast faces, you know, let's move on to uh, move on to some some of our audience questions. Nothing none. Uh cop shoots Pomradian out of fear that it's Dick is bigger than his road, and he says, bonjour, Fester Gomez and cousin it. What's a cultural moment that seemed life changing when you were a kid, even though it seems stupid now? I cried when Zane left one direction.

In my defense, I was twelve. It's so funny. What was that? Like? Are you a boy or a girl? WHOA? I want to know that for sure, because it's funnier if it's a boy, it's funny er. Yeah, it's funny. For me. It was a moment that I really thought was like, oh, it is unbelievable. Uh, he's really made a song with some country music star one time, and I was like, damn, we finally lost old old time road or old time maybe or along it. Maybe you want to roll my windows down and cruise.

And I was like, yeah, what the fuck is that? It finally got us? I mean, in his defense, he is from fucking Missouri at least swis. Yeah. Yeah, it's just to be fair, he's from the fucking South, where I'm sure every white person he passed by in a truck was blaring that music. So some of it had to rubuff on him. You know, Oh my exes are stringing up, you know, the top of babel. I don't know if I can think of anything

like this, honestly, Like, I don't know. I think I remember cultural huh yeah, like a big deal, but not really I guess, yeah, yeah, I can. I can't think. I guess. There are some things that are certain that that were a big deal that weren't really, but not in like a stupid way, like Zane leaving one direction. Like I remember, like when Robin Williams died, that was like a huge deal to me. You have my job. I wasn't there that day. That's right. I was at your I was at this. I was like,

yeah, that's right. I was at the Starbucks. I remember because we sweet. I can't remember if we if. I know, yeah, I saw it on my Facebook because I think Paul, our friend Paul, had had posted something on Facebook about like, oh man, rest of peace, Rob Williams. I was like, and I was with my friend Gabby there at the Starbucks that you worked at. You weren't there. It was like nighttime. We were getting a cake to throw at a friend of ours

house. Don't ask questions. Uh, it's really boring up where we lived, so we had to make our own fun. And we were sitting there and I read it out loud. It's like, oh my god, Robin Williams died. And everyone in the Starbucks turned and they said what so I've ruined that, like eascally, like I brought the mood and that Starbucks so fascinated vibe, but I assassinated that vibe like like like no one's fucking business

man, you know what. I had a similar experience like that on the way to do a podcast with you guys, when now this is I wouldn't say this is my Yeah, I remember this. Yeah, it's not because I feel like his death is significant, uh, but like yeah, that was I was. I was in dunkin Donuts. I was in don Donuts and then literally the workers and people that were in there were all like what the fuck? The motherfucker was like forty one, So you're like extra weird

that I don't know, like I was in I was in school. I was in like summer classes, like you know, like just chilling. Was it? Did you come in? No, Diday he died. You weren't coming to my house. You weren't coming to our house? Were you? No? He was absolutely no. We we used to record on No. Afterwards, I went to Lily's house, you guys, remember what was you guys? I went to Lily's house afterwards, and I was just like god, damn, I was so sad. I was so wonder episode dude.

I wonder what number episode that is, because you could probably go back and listen to that in real time at this point, because it's like that that you genuinely was like you showed up and you were just so dejected. You were like fucking Kobe Bryant's dead man. Bro. On the drive home, I was like, really fucking like bombs. I was like, holy shit. And then of course I'm on fucking Twitter and I'm seeing, uh, some dude a boast. What was it? I think Modern Warfare one where

the guys like trapped in the helicopter and he's like Vernigan ship. I'm like, come on, dude, bro, there's no respect anymore. There's there's no sac On Twitter. If I posted my ground, my diet, somebody will be like that's unfortunate, and they'll post a video of that kid begging. That voice line was like his grandma, And it is the most terrible thing. No, to be fair, to be fair, the way that we treated the smash mouth singer, I feel like we're doing okay down I'm

the grave. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, right, let's not let's not you're we're we can't repeat my body has gone cold. I can't wait till live fucking decome. Oh say that's the same punchline. My body is getting my body's getting cold is pretty good. It's like, answer it should we do that? Is it too soon to do that? It's way too soon. We need I think we need a little bit more time. Stop that. We shouldn't be doing what we're doing right now.

Dude, we probably shouldn't do it ever. Actually, I mean, I'll give a year. How about a year, we'll revisit in the okay, okay, okay listeners, remind us in a year, and then remind us in exactly one year from today. September twenty September twenty second, twenty twenty three September twenty two, twenty twenty four, also known as the release state, uh, the official release state of Halo three dst in two thousand and nine. But let's uh, let's get into some Oh but I forgot to

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I wanted to make a note. I was just scrolling because I was looking for the Kanye or not the Kanye of the Kobe Bryant episode, and it showed it showed up, and I was like, yes, that's great, dude, fantastic, because I would have forgot again. I would have forgot again into totally sorry. Douchebago his name on YouTube, Douchebag the legendary specifically, so over there's one hundred videos right and those motherfucker's hustling. He's hustling

for us man doing what we should have done. Bro, Guys, we made a clip channel I think a year ago. Yeah, nothing on it and there's zero videos zero. I was thinking of like I was thinking, I was thinking, I was. I was talking to him about it.

Uhally, it's like when we when we have a better idea of like how we'll settle, because we're still in this we're still in this picture on boom right now with with getting used to this this new cycle of uploads, we're doing two episodes a week, it's been a boon for us, it's been great for everybody, but we we want to make sure we've got enough to spread it because we don't I don't know, I'm I'm not. I don't want to pay people badly, you know what I mean, Like that happens.

That happens too much in h in our sphere a lot. Like I remember that famous leafy thing where he's twenty dollars okay, And I really I feel really strongly about that, to the point where like I won't pay somebody unless I can afford to pay them very well. Uh. And so we're we're trying to get to that point. But he's he's doing a he's doing a good job. I'd say, I'd say, like within the next few months, we'll have some better idea of like how will we'll look at him

on board in some way. But because he's he's really he's hustling man, and he's doing a great job, and we really appreciate it making us look really good in these in these clip compilations. But the first one, the first one I see the photos the Stark Tank highlights Walt Junior is a bigoted and cell which I knew would be. That's a a clip. That's a great that's a great one. So shout out to him. Yeah, moving on, x Chino Diablo x X wrote in he says, hello four Eyes,

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lazy to change it. Was just curious when we the people could expect the full version of Down with the Dickness would be released, since we said I've been excited about it since I heard the extram before it. Well, listen, you got to build some hype, you know what I mean. You can't just like put the episode out and then honestly, we've just keep I keep forgetting. But so I have time now though, Thank fucking Christ, so I could get this. I could probably get this vocal track done tonight.

Okay, tell you what, tell you what? Uh? So I was going to just because I recorded the entire song already. Oh you did it? Oh cool? I record the entire song fucking months ago. He's been sitting in the chamber like a cyanide tablet. I I've followed up with you guys a few times and have all known. Yeah yeah, I was like, but I was like, fucking I'm gonna do it, But then I it's on my laptop, and I keep forgetting to just go to my

laptop and transfer it. So that's the thing that has stopped me from doing it. So okay, okay, I'm gonna ask you guys right now, do you think you'll actually do it? Or should I just fucking release it myself? Should yourself? Okay? I just want to realize yourself because I was like, I'll wait, but then I'm like, I don't want to fucking I was like, I'll do it. Yeah okay, I can't. Yeah yeah, whatever. That's if if it's already done, like if every guys, I'll happily do it. But if you guys, you guys,

everybody has to be involved. No, he won't, no, he won't do if you if this no no no no no no no no no no no, I don't do it. Hold no, no, no, it wasn't done and I didn't do it. Hold on. If you guys are like I'm gonna record it, I'm like, all right, I guess I have something to say. I have something. I I have something to say.

Almost every fucking time that we we meet to record, it's always Kingston in the morning being like you guys ready to go, and we're all like all right, man, sure, and then Derek's Derek will have someone's like, yeah, I'll be ready in fifteen. Fifteen will pass. I will be in this fucking riverside, and then Derek will come. And then you are always the last, yes, even though you're the first fucking person yes,

because I'm the one. I'm the one that shoots it up and I'm waiting for somebody to give me a response, and I'm like, all right, cool. And I show up last because I'm make because after everybody's there, I'll make sure I get their last. That's it. No, Everyone's like I'm I'm the final piece. I show up at the end and I'm like, all right, cool, not that everyone is here. I gave everybody ample time to not be here. I'm gonna I'm gonna put nair in

your toothpaste. That's gonna do nothing to me. That's gonna strengthen my tongue. That's gonna give me a stiff tongue. That's anyway. So that's so, I mean, down with the diickness is done? All right, I'll get ready for that soon. I'll drop it. Uh. I promise it'll be out tomorrow. If you're watching this in video format, no, because I don't want to drop it too. Okay, Tuesday, it'll be out to whatever date Tuesday is. It'll be out soon. Yes, I'm gonna

drop it on whatever Tuesday is. I don't know. I just because I recorded the well, I recorded the entire thing. It just needs to be slightly mixed. Like it's not even crazy. I just hope it actually sounds good because I haven't listened to the raw audio, but I'm sure it's ample for this fucking day. Yeah, I mean yeah, come on, Oh man, Jesus Christ, thank you for thank you for the rideing U Chino Blade Chino Blade Chronicles up, Papa, Let's see, let's see. Wait

what is this? What? Wait? Wait? Hold on the Snark Tank, the stark Tank's favorite wrestler whose coach still hates you. Ganda knuckles Uh wrote it, and he says heyo after heio guys. After ce Punk had a colossal meltdown backstage at a e W. I wanted to know what is the most intense public freak out any of you, any you three as we have witnessed. In addition to that, if you have had any infamous if you have had any infamous any and wait, what is this sentence is trying?

We've ever had meltdown? In addition to that, if you had to have an infamous public freak out, what would you do somewhere? Yeah, viagra, make sure you're like completely, I would have I would make my famous Rhino pills and waffles breakfast, and I would and I would run through the streets with a fucking you know, you know, a rod there going on. My famous my famous because I'm known for this, my famous rhino

you my famous Rhino pills and waffles. I want to take a bunch of those pills and then just lay down, just keep passing out because all the blood leaves my mind. Just stay hard, like it's crazy. It's crazy to me that they sell that at gas stations. Yeah, one time, So me and my friend we have the same experience because one time, this was in twenty twelve. I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna see, like I just want to see. I just want to know if these

are if they do anything. So I was very scared because my eyesight there was like this weird white after like if you moved too suddenly there was like motion blur, but it was white or like a flashbang effect and like a call duty or something. I guess, so yeah, and it was like, what the fuck's wrong with my vision? So I was kind of scared, too, scared to be like like fucking like my oh, like ready to go because obviously I took some ship that who knows, God knows what's

in it. And my friend at one point he did that like years later and he said at the same fucking effect. And then my thought was, how are these still being sold like these? Is this just like a normal light? Like shouldn't at least say it on the package that your eyesight's gonna be fucked? And then but you're good to go, I guess. But so I just recommend don't take uh. I guess it doesn't need to be stated, but still don't don't do it him and immediately I guess. I

mean, have you guys fucking tried gas station boner bills? No? No, Yeah, it's more of a like so like it to me, it's always curiosity I have. There used to be a thing called it was before extends. There was one called Insight. It was called Insight, and there was that smiling Bob nigga that would he was like always smiling Bob as Wood or some shit it was. It was stupid as fuck. And the sample pack A need to do is paid shipping, so they would send you a

thirty day supply and I was I kind of bitched out. I like nibbled on one and I was scared. And then so I just gave it to my friends. I like, you like a fucking rabbit and got scared. I was like, I was like, I don't know what you know. These things are not obviously they're not FDA approved those anything. It's crazy. Yeah, just look you can just do like you can just do uh the like because now the chemicals to dollaphin and and whatever the other one the sialis

and and what's the other one called vagra those care. You can get them over the counter now, or you can just get them on a like blue Chow. Fucking hey sponsors blue Chow. I would fucking try blue Choo if they, if they sponsored sponsored us, would I'm gonna take a bunch of those pills and then I'm gonna get a pocket pussy and break it. I'm going to take you want to, like, yeah, one of each, because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that to my girlfriend. I don't

gonna do it to my wife. I don't want to kill my wife, you know. I don't want my wife to be afraid to sleep with me ever again, you know. But I'm gonna get a to those and blow that boy out. I don't know, man, If you don't pay money, I would pay money for the opposite, Honestly, I would pay I would pay money for a reverse boner to make your pussy, to have a pussy, to like, to make your boner go. Get this free me of this fucking plague. Man. I got sick and I had like I

had real ed like actually not that long ago. It was crazy real. It was like I got I got like just like something was I wasn't like like like like oh flu sick or whatever. I just something just my body just crashed in a way that it almost felt like, say, because I felt good for like a week, I was like, Yo, I've I've had the most energy I've ever had. Then for some reason, it just like just crashed. I was like dead for it. And then I literally

was like it was a fucking noodle. It was fun. It was terrifying. It's not a good feeling if you because you know where you're just like I'm not into it, don't giveing fuck. But this was like I'm gonna try, I'm gonna focus. I'm like they're like there's there's naked body parts right in front of me, and my dick is the softest it could ever be. And it was that's kind of kind of like like fetty. It's kind of it's kind of scary, dude, because then in my mind was

just like, Yo, what if this is it? What if? Like what if what if it does? Like like what if this? What if this is the last boner I have? Like I'm what if I've done the idea? The idea get ed is so terrible to some people and for me, I'm just like, yo, whatever, man, I feel like if you if if it's it sounds great when you it's kind of like the grasses greener thing. I think it really comes down to that. It's like what

you have e D I feel like, what's I think? What's because I think it's not you don't want ed, it's just you just don't want that urge. I think you want to you want the curse gone. It's like at bald people. It's it's like this anything with bald things, where people are like, I don't I wouldn't mind being bald. And it's always the people who have hair who say that right talking about me again directly, like personally, I mean, it's that's It's just true. It's jack I say

the same thing. It's like I don't give a shit, Like whatever I would say, I would say the whole thing, and like I would be like if I go ball, like I don't give a shit, I'll just shave my head and where I had fucking who cares, but like I actually I wouldn't. You know, the only reason I don't shave my head anymore is because my I think it's gay. I I've what is it I've I've fluctuated and wait so much over the like the past decade that my skin,

it's my skin. I have my skin didn't it didn't it didn't retract enough on my fucking head, so like I have like are you talking about man? I got loose head again? Literally, So look at check this out. You know when you see like a really fat person lose weight weight too fast, the skin, say that of your head's like a dog his neck. It's brother. Have you ever seen somebody in the back of her head just have like fucking like wrinkles on it. Yeah, I've seen that before.

Like I didn't used to have that. I didn't used to have that. But then I think I got like too big in like two thousand and six or something that was just like graduated high school. I had a lot of money and all I did was just eat shit every day, to the point where my mom thought, I think I might have said this before. She thought it was on drugs or something, because the way that I was

sleeping was like I sounded like I was like dying, I guess. So she would hear pass by my and and she's like she's like, are you good? And I'm like, no, I'm just I'm just eating way too much. Cason, do you remember that? Do you remember it was a Jalen's cousin who slept at dude, this dude, this dude he so I think it was. I think it was Jalen's cousin if I remember your correct

or like a friend of Jalen's or something. But he came over to crash with us when we were living in uh the apartment that we lived in when we first started the podcast. It was it was the one on olive where we record it in person, and this dude I woke up in the middle of the night to go get like something to drink out of the kitchen, and I thought sincerely that a fucking lion or something was like in our apartment.

It sounded so be still that like I couldn't. I couldn't. I was like, that's not a if that's a person, they're dying, yeah, And it was like, very well, maybe because people would like sleep happy or appney or actually are killing themselves slowly. Fucking good man, get the fuck out of here, man, it's too loud. Apparently I started developed a sleep until the point I started I started exercise. Like literally, I was like, oh, you have to exercise, you gotta sleep at

elevated point. I was like, I bet And I literally amused by doing that and now I'm back to normal. Immediately, I was like, yeah, i'ma do that. I think that's what I'm kind of heading towards exactly. That's what you gotta I think that's kind of where where I was at. But how do we get to this sleepy shit? What was the question? There was something about fucking our public, public freak outs public the most

famous one dude. We'll say, like, well, how about like personally, I think any anything that we've like so I remember specifically this very I love this memory because it's such a it's such a core, it's a core memory of how I think about the Bronx. I was at a Burger King in on Mishula like by Gunhill Road in the Bronxes. Like I think my aunt took me, uh and we were just getting food because but I don't know, I don't know if I was just a kid in my taste buds

weren't good. But like I remember really liking Burger King when I was a fucking kid, Like I don't know. There was something I fucking loved Burger King, like like a lot, and so I would go there. And then we were sitting and we were eating, and this dude comes up to the fucking counter and he's like, Yo, my fries are dirty. I'm

like, yo, what's going on? And I think I remember looking over and it was it was you know how like sometimes you get a fry with like a black burn on it. Yeah, that's what he was talking about it. He was like, what's this fucking dirt on my eyes? And the woman was just like trying to explain, and the dude like open hand fucking slapped like everyone like, and just crawled over the fucking thing and started breaking shit, started to flip it. Sha. I was like, Yo,

we gotta get the funk out of here. Over a fucking black burn mark on a French fry from Burger King. This is burking on my shula and the bronx. I bet, I bet it's still there. I've been. It's still home to the fucking craziest fucking people in the world. I never went back there again. I ordered from there a lot, though, Yeah, I am there's a there was a place that I feel like everybody has a place that they went to after they partied or a kickback or whatever.

There was that one place. Usually it was twenty four hours, you know. So ours was called a mulcha sausa. And there was a couple of them in our surrounding areas and this one to Both of them were very actually all of them, the all of them were notorious for people getting fucked up this crazy fights, crazy fights, easy freakouts and everything. So there's two things I want to mention. One thing was there was this entitled dumb bitch that I wanted to just I wanted to stomp because she she came up

after we all ordered, and you know, we all to wait. It was a shitload of people there, you know, and she's just like, Yo, where the fuck's my food? Like where you can tell she's like in high school or some shit, and she was going to the work is

like how hard is your job? How fucking hard is your job? And I was like, I'm gonna fucking smash the funk out of this white bitch, like she was so entitled, was crazy, and so she actually ended up getting her food before us, which was like, I can't believe they fucking gave in. I was so angry because she was like yelling straight up, and I hope she's dead now. But that was probably That was probably one of the ones that irritated me the most. I saw a bunch of

fights that irritated me. Less dude, there was there was a fucking guy rolling up in a jeep playing racist country music, saying the Internet at the top of his lungs and looking at me because he's just being antagonistic on purpose, like oh, I'm so edgy and shit, and I'm just I'm laughing because of how fucking fake the whole scenario looks, but it's happening right now. I was like, this seems like some fake, Like I don't know if he's seen American History X. It was like, there's the scene where

what's his name, Ethan Supply, he's like driving in his van. He's like, my eyes are seeing the glory of the trampoline at the zoo. We washed ourselves inwards blood, you know, like just super racist song. And it was like that, and I'm like, this is happening right now, Like this is this is this doesn't shouldn't be real. In southern California. It's always food, man, it's food. That's very true. Crescendo, And I just want to say that they that this wasn't a freak out.

And I might have mentioned this before, but I'm there's not very many black people in my in my in my city, and so there was a black I had braids, and there was a black eye. Guess that didn't go to my school with Dredd showed up and beat the fuck out of somebody at the l and then all of a sudden, I'm getting text messages. I'm home at one pm, one am. Yo, dude, I heard you just fuck somebody up. And I'm like, what are you talking about?

Like, yeah, you fuck somebody up on Milka sauce. So I'm like, bro, I'm fucking home, what do you what do you want about? I get a call two days later some guy, Hey, I know what you did. It was like, I know what you did last Summer's I know what you did. And I was like and I was like, who the fuck is this? So I know what you did and I'm

like, what the fuck did I do? And it was to the point where the guy it was like, I used fucking persuasion like I rolled because he was like legitimately, like he understood that I had no fucking clue he was talking about. And he's like, oh, all right, and he hung up. And then I realized, oh, my motherfucker was probably talking

about that ship that I had no part of. And there was just people at my school saying spreading the shit where I'm like, yeah, fucking Derek shattered some guy's fucking orbit, and I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? You guys getting it for no reason. We're about to go to jail and being prisoned for no damn reason. Yeah, Pattiwagon, like, yo, I was sleeping, dude. I cleared that shit up fast, bro, because of that very reason that there's gonna be some type of

retaliation. And I was like that. I was like, dude, that was not I don't have fucking dreads were talking about. I know you guys can't tell a fucking difference, but damn, I definitely fucked some guy when I went that dunkin doughnuts one time. She was saying like that to me, and I was like, you say you fucked some guy? Wait, no, I said, funt I did say, Okay, just makes just make it, said some raisings to me. I dunk, and I definitely

fucked him. Such an unromantics, such an unromantic place for that to happen. That sucks armed with racism. And then like forty five minutes later, you guys are in embrace in a bathroom because he just fucked. He fucked this ship out of you, and now it is lying on his chest because he just fucking showed you the world. How many interracial gay porn scenes are like that? Though, you gotta imagine that's probably gotta be like a handful. Well, I don't be watching gay porn like that, so I don't

know. I mean, I don't, I don't know, but I just imagine out of sure odds because the whole thing, like because porn's like racist fuck in the beginning, like the fact that there's even categories of like this is ebony, this is interracial, Like what the fuck is this? You don't say that for anything else. Backdoors four is a good video because they may backdoor They made backdoor ed word Lovers one that's real, that's real, three and four. So I had to watch all three of them. I'd

watched all my quadrilogy to the beginning. Wait did the novels? Wait? Wait, so these are like white guys smashing black chicks. These are chicks down the blade and then smash them down the blade. They anyways good videos. Those guys get really humbled towards the end. It's really crazy. Okay, all right, I'll take it. So he says, how do you

how do you hate? Jen's got a quick question for you all. Let's pretend none of you made any content and decided that, well, I don't have to pretend really that you wanted to start making some Now, would it look any different than what is currently being created? Or would you get would you give up before you even got started? M I think it would look

the same. I would try. I would try to make this. I would probably be in less of a. I guess I would have less expectations to follow a fairy specific formula, but I don't think what I would be actually making would be that different. The persona would be slightly different. Mine would be I would straight up. I would straight up And the problem is not having enough of a budget to pay someone because I'm not going to do all the reacher I've talked about this before doing the true crime uh content,

because there's no niggas in that space, they're not. It would be a good idea, dude, it would be very it would be very good. It's just I'm not. I know. I know a lot of people because I watched some of the stuff, and I know a lot of people are plagiarizing people's content. And in that space, they don't give a fuck. They don't care. The people that are watching don't care about plagiarism. They

just want to hear the same stories over and over. And I'll watch some people and I'm like, yo, I'm saying the same fucking thing, like you're not even wow what Yeah, it's like, oh wow, this is the ninth video I've seen about BTK. Yeah, exactly like it's and it's the same exact it's the same exact information. So I understand that's something that can be done, but I don't. Obviously, I don't want to do that. I want and I don't have the patience to right. I've never

been a scriptwriter. I've always been bullets, bullets, bullet points. I just don't have the patients personally, like people I admire people that have the patients to write out of fucking script and then fucking nail it because it's just not how I how I do it, and so I have I would have to write a script for that ship otherwise it would work. And then so

it's just I'm like, fuck, I can't do it. I would have to find a partner that would be willing, see, because the problem is, it's like it would have to be one of those things where it's like we're both coming into this where we're not making any fucking money yet, and then we grow and then make the money because like, but then it just feels wrong because I'm already in a position where I have somewhat of an audience,

so it's technically not completely organic. It's just one of those things where it's kind of weird, you know, where I can't just ask somebody to quote unquote intern I guess my problem is that, like I don't think I'm interesting enough to make content. I think that when you're a content creator and initially if you have to believe you have something that's enough to make content,

right, like, like I think it's because of Twitter. Why I don't give a fuck is because on Twitter, no matter how much more I know about whatever I'm talking about than anyone else. It doesn't matter because people don't fucking absorb shit correctly at all anymore. So I can make like a twenty five hour video about something where I'm explaining it detail by detail, every single aspect of it is informed, and I feel like people still won't absorb what

I'm talking about here. So let's like, let's not let's not over let's let's not let's not overestimate. You can't. You can't make it twenty five hours. I can't make a twenty five hour don't have that kind of focus.

But like I'm referring to, it would be pointless. It would like that would be just so, that would be like that would be like a forty day movie where it's not like even if you did, for some reason expend the energy to make that, it would be so not worth it and not good enough to justify it. Well, even I did, like I'm most sucky being on morbid and idea of me, it's my explanation no matter how explaining things, I wouldn't because I did. I feel like that people

don't really want substance anymore. They want like, like it's not like, well, they do, but they want conflict because like somebody like that. It's just the YouTuber Like I could watch like some of the new videos like with Kays, like amp videos. I watch some of them. Some of them, I think you're funny. I think fanoms. I don't even know

what that is. They're like they're like them very popular, like like content Creator House that live in they live in Atlanta now, And I watched some of the content and I think, like they have moments, they're pretty funny. I hate content houses so much. Some of them that's funny. I'm all right, well there's some funny moments. And I because they're most of them from the Bronx, I'm I can relate to you guys, I remember

you. I grew up in the same mary as them. But when I watch their content, I'm like, this is not really something Like I watch a clip and I'm my hot, I was kind of funny, and then if I go on a video, I'm like, oh, this is just I don't I don't really they know what they're talking about. It's like fucking family guy, dude, It's like it's only good out of context, like like like she's one of the most pop fuckers on the planet. I cannot

tell you. I cannot tell you how low my respect for him intellectually is. I've never heard a dumber person in my life, to see, I'm pretty sure, Like, yeah, I think that's what. Like ever bro, and he of thousands of fuckers watching him, Bro, Yeah, he was kind of like this right place right He was kind of like right place, right time, you know, uh, because kind of like if you

think about think about how good Chris. I think it's just he's too stupid to doubt the fact that he you know what, you know what I mean, Like, he he's too dumb to even have the thought that's too dumb to know he's dumb. I guess. I guess it's it's more like a smart person would make the content that xuc makes, look at it, and then they'd be like, this is bad. I can't put this out and then and then they would either stop or they would like understand that they don't

deserve it or something, you know what I mean. They're like, but he's too stupid to understand that he doesn't deserve it, and so like he just continues and he's like, I don't know what called I can't even do his fucking voice because it's impossible. He's like, che, what is condensation? Chet? I doesn't understand what happens? What they what they what even wather happening. I couldn't believe that he learned about condensation in his fucking late

twenties. That blew my fucking mind. That was like, this is embarrassed kids like that shit man, Like yeah, because because they're also stupid. Yeah, or maybe or no, no, maybe it's the opposite. Maybe it's like they actually they know what condensation is at the age of fucking ten, so they're able, and so they watch watching XUC makes them feel smart. I just mean they like I think they just like smarter than this fucking

idiot. I don't think. I don't think those kids are really absorbing, like because a lot of them they watch streams, like they stream they watch a lot of streams. They're not absorbing what they're saying. They're on the fucking background and they and they just they just tune in and out. I think it's like that. It's it's like that that video of Sneko and when those kids came up to him. Yeah, I mean talk about I will say though that Snico is uh. I will say that he uh they Snico

is intelligible at least, like you can understand what he's saying. He's still stupid. But the difference between him and I Show Speed and all that stuff is that he's trying to come off as an intellectual and these kids are actually absorbing the ship that he's saying versus I Show Speed and exquz and they're just fucking just being loud and dumb. And then the people are just finding entertaining, which I understand why a lot of people like this shit. They just

want to turn their fucking brains off. It's it's annoying to me, but I get why, Like they're just people are doing shit, they're doing their homework, they're fucking playing Fortnite of where the fuck they're playing, and then that ship's on in the background too. It's great content for them that like, oh it's I hate it. I don't fucking like it. But at the same time, there's a part of me that's like I wish I would I wish I had the drive to do it, because I could probably make

a lot of fucking money. I don't. I don't I don't have the I don't have the heart. Yeah. Yeah, we've we've been over this a million times. Yeah, yeah, we get it. Yeah yeah, but uh sexcuse anyway, anyway, let's whatever, let's move on. Doesn't think as a chatterbait sex. Qu See you think that's real sex? You see that's a good idea. Yeah, I'm gonna check it out and see if that's real. Let's uh, she calls, she calls, what the

fuck is that is that? That looks like a reference? She calls me massive road and he says, hello ladies, Hello lads, Howdy lads. My question last month didn't get read, so here's a better one that hopefully you guys can answer. I'm think about getting a tattoo I wanted for a couple of years. Since this is my first I thought i'd ask you guys if you have any tattoo horror stories so I can scare myself out of following through with it. Also, any advice for the first time it would be

much appreciated. I mean that depends very, very highly on where you're getting the tattoo. I can't really give you any advice about it if I don't know where if it's I have experience with the shoulder and the wrist, but everywhere else I don't know, But I will say I've had no bad experiences at all. I always do it. Uh, it doesn't really matter anymore. It's like everywhere I go, motherfucker's in the service industry have tattoos on

their exact Yeah, it's not, it's not. It's not like the nineties or two thousands anymore where where people were like convinced that like, oh, if you got a tattoo, it would you would you'd never get a job again. There's obviously certain places where I still feel like you probably shouldn't.

Like face tattoos, I feel like are just like really lame looking. I'm not into them, but I just like I've I've seen in the service industry that they're acceptable now, so I'm even faces more than it much more now than it was before. Now people can get it was never now, it

was never to now it's somewhat acceptable to me. Like I go out quite a bit now, especially because I have to fucking driving jojo and shit, so normally I would just be in my dormit it up in my house and shit, not seeing that many because now I go to fucking stores a lot.

I'm also in Vegas, to be fair, Yeah, so I mean, okay, if we're in the mid if we're talking Midwest, obviously, like Midwest is like a different country, like the way that it is, the way that the Midwest is literally though, oh dude, dude, States

states by themselves are country. Yeah, they literally are. Like yeah, it's it's it's insane, like even just pensyl Pennsylvania and New Jersey and New York, like they're similar somewhat, but like fuck man, like you can't pump your own gas in New Jersey and like just other just other shit like that where it's like you and they're so close to each other and it blows your fucking mind how different they are. Dumbass state rules. Yeah yeah,

so yeah, so yeah, fair enough to that. So if you live somewhere with I mean, use your fucking own discretion obviously when it comes to that stuff, like you don't be I wouldn't say I would not recommend you doing certain things, even when it comes to like don't get a slur, don't get a slur on your face, don't get your face. I would never tell someone not to get a tattooed on their face just because I don't like it. Probably not your face. I would. I would never would.

I would never do that, just be like I don't like it, so you shouldn't do it. I think that's retarded because it doesn't even even like it. I think a face tattoo, I'm fucking I'm I'm fucking I'm Caribbean, bro. So what reason would you have to tell someone not to get So what reason would you have to tell someone not to get a face tattoo? Look, here's the thing I wouldn't say. I wouldn't tell somebody not to get a face tattoo, but I would, in my brain laugh

at the fact that they're doing it. No, no, I would. I would maybe not the face, maybe not the face. Like I'd be like if they were asking me for advice, if they were asking me for advice, I would say, like, if it were me, I wouldn't get a face tattoo, but like you do you And exactly that's exactly my point where it's like, yeah, I'm like I wouldn't do it, but like, fucking if that's what you want to do, I ain't gonna stop you felt beautiful face tats, you know, like like actually really nice ones

like Tyson's really cool, you know, like obviously I'm sure, dude, I don't even like having to say I don't even like that, right guys, tattool is looking awful. It's some tribable bulls king on his face. Dude. I don't even like having the same I don't even have, like having the same facial hair for too long or the same like type of glasses for too long. So, like, I mean, the idea of getting a permanent fucking tattoo on my face, it's crazy. I personally, I

personally, yeah, I don't care about face tattoos. For me, I'm like, I don't want that shit. But I'm assuming this guy his first one's not gonna be on his face either, even though I have seen some gen Z motherfuckers doing that shit because they're crazy. But there is no There is no advice other than the only advice I would give you is, if you're gonna go through with it, have some, Tyler and all. That's the only advice I'll give me. Not not I'd be profin, that's just

gonna make you bleed more. But have some. Have some have some a set of metafin. I would say, mitigate the pain a little bit. It was the pain. I would say, be drunk when you get your tattoo. I would say, no, be drunk, don't don't because because it's in your blood. No, no, no, no, listen, because what it does is it thins your blood. It makes you calm, you know, like it, and you know it's it's really cool. Do it if you smell like alcohol. The professional artists will not tattoo you.

That's not true at all. All they needed a little bit more money, they'll do it. I would say, they're not professional, but they do it for a living. But I wouldn't call them pro. Yeah for sure.

Yeah, don't get drunk. I did have one tattooed horror story because of that, And this was me not getting it professionally done from this guy, a friend of a friend, and I just wanted him to color in my biomechanics, you know, like I got some terminator type shit, And all he did was just use blue and he colored in like almost all of it towards almost unintelligible. And I was drinking and so I was kind of just not paying attention. Having fun with my friends, and I'm like,

I don't like this at all. I was like, holy shit, he kind of he even colored in some of the parts that are just supposed to be my skin, Like you know, there's the parts that are ripped open and there's just my black ass skin, and then there's like blue on the parts where it's supposed to be. I'm like, what the fuck. And I'm like, Okay, this guy was probably learnt. Face and hands. Hand tattoos for some reason, they always fade for some reason. I don't

know why. I don't know why they fade. I guess with your hand sweats. Disagree, Well, they're the most they're the most exposed part. Completely fine. I seen that one on your hand before, but I have, I know a little my friends hand. Yeah, and that's bad. Inc it might be bad. That's just bad because I have there's even like those are some people's people's bodies just also processed, process the ink differently as well. There's there's so much that goes into it. There's a lot of

pasture. Yeah, there's so many different things. Like my my BioShock wrisks tattoo faded way quicker than my my rise against tattoo on my shoulder, even though like because this is like just so thick and so like big, and I assume it's like slightly different ink, it's obviously a different way of an

artist. So like there's there's a lot of different factors that I In an example, my tally tattooed, it faded a lot on my neck because my neck is so I it's always constantly moving and shit, so the more you move your shit around, the more it's gonna fade. So tattoos at the same time as well, have no tattoos I need to get I should have got mine touched up forever ago. I just lazy. I'm just lazy,

you know what? You know what's crazy? One eventually when when you I didn't know this, and I guess I should have known this in theory, I just never really thought that much about it because I didn't. I it never crossed my mind to even have it done in the first place. But when they do that laser tattoo removal, it like you pissed the ink out? Apparently, is that real? I don't know anything about that, actually, because like I don't think it doesn't like actually, like there's no way

to just delete ink from your fucking body like that. When it doesn't, it's lasering off the layer of skin, that's what it's doing. It's not because there's a layer of skin, well, it's it's lasering off until it's under that layer of skin. Because when you because you have seven layers of skin on your between considering your dermist, your epidermists, so they layers. I think, I think, I mean, that sounds sounds correct. That sounds correct to me, but I've literally never looked it up. I've never

thought it was I thought it was a laser. I am a I just look at man one life. I just have fun. I say, like the U, if you're you, how you present yourself? If uh? If like, if you're trying to be clean and cookie cutter for something specific that you know, that's that's the only way, okay cool. Other than that, I say, just fucking navigate through your life and just way what's more important? Your freedom of expression or you know, like I just weigh

it and that be a pussy bit four to me. I was ever bro, It's crazy to me how how much things have changed, because I remember back in two thousand and nine, So this was a year after the recession, right, and so I'm still trying to get a job. Jobs are still kind of hard. I'm just doing like, you know, little agency

stuff. And I they called me for a phone interview for just to be a custodian at Disneyland, and I was like, oh shit, this will be easy, like just cleaning up shit like and then they're like, oh, do you have any tattoos on your on your arms? So I'm like, yeah, but you know, just wear long sleeves, Like oh no, I'm sorry, we can't hire you. I'm like what I was like, I didn't have any on my hands. I didn't have it was just just my arms. And I'm like, oh, I can't just wear fucking

long sleep. She just lied. That's the whole thing. We're all like, wait, wait, so if it's like cold, can I not wear it? I don't understand the thing, Like, I just looked it up. So I just I just looked it up. So the treated ink is but so so okay, here it is. The laser light causes the targeted skin to break up the ink. Your immune system metabolizes the ink and cause it is to be absorbed through the bloodstream. To the kidneys where it's excreted

through urine sweat. Oh yeah, I didn't think. I didn't think about I've never even thought about it. Really well, I knew that that wasn't it, because it's I mean, I've had like scabs and like and like cuts on tattoos and like layers, like some layers of skin remove and the tattoo is fine. And I mean if you had a big chunk, like when I had my fingernail ripped off and I had a crater in my fucking h fingers, that's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it it depends

on the deepness. But like I knew, it's like it can't be like because in order for it to delete, in order for it's a really burn through like that many layers of skin, it has to burn pretty fucking deep into skin. Agonizing. It's gotta be it's gotta be way more agonizing than it's worth, honestly. So like I was, like, it's got to be something else. And like I learned that somebody said, like, yeah, you pee the ink out. I'm like, what did you see that

juggalo that's been getting facial treatments? Talk to me about juggalos? Don't bring them up ever. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Shaggy too Dope, what the skinny one? He uh no, no, no, no, it would be hilarious, but he didn't he I don't know the context. I'm assuming it's a cameo. That's the only reason why I think this would make sense. There was a video of him for like two minutes talking shit about Ethan Ralph like he's who it's Shaggy Twodope,

one of the insane clown posse guys. And he's talking yes. I was like, how is this. I'm just assuming cameo. He didn't say, like, oh, this is a cameo for this, so but maybe it's just I'm just assuming because otherwise, how the fuck else would he know about this guy? How would he getting on this radar? He's like talk calling him up like he's calling him a PDF file and uh and like saying you're going after fucking high school girls, you fucking leg it's And I'm like,

what is fucking happened? It's just grown at this probably fifties or something with clown makeup. Shitty god, Like, there's this clown shitting on Ethan Ralph and it's fucking I don't know if you'll be able to find it. I just I saw the uh Andy Worski and that PPP guy. They they were they they did a bunch of coverage on They caught me up on the Ethan Routh, the ballat of Ethan Routh. He's been, he's been the ballot. He's catching some serious els right now, and it's so great. He's

just bearing all the sins for us. Man, he really is. He's man, I im so. I couldn't tell you how much of a dopamine rush I got when I saw like that. They they're like, oh, we have fucking like three hours of shit to cover, and I was like yes, I was like, yes, I want to hear. It's I just don't understand how one could catch so many ells and just it's like at a certain point it's time to pack it up. He's not because he's not

like he's not mentally handicapped, like like Chris Chan. That's the thing that's I understand why Chris Chan will never stop. Chris Chan is not self aware, Like I don't get it, but I don't want him to get it though. It makes me very happy. So I'll say that we got any other question? I don't know, chan, this is the most depressing episode ever. Somebody, would you gotta get to look at I don't like. I don't. I don't. I'm not a fan of the same compossibly be

honest, but U so, I all right, that's hilarious. That's hilarious though that all right, here's here's a good one. Cerebral cerebral, Halsey wrote in he says, hey, y'all, given the recent passing of singer of the singer of smash Mouth and Jimmy Buffett, Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, he died in Margaritaville. Uh. If you could bring five musicians back from the dead, who would they be? Oh? Okay, so we got way Houston, we got Michael Jackson, we got

mac Miller, we got uh who else? Shake ahead of me like that? Fucking I guess you're feeling all these legends and then mac Miller. Mac Miller, Dude, mac Miller in the hip hop world is an extremely integral part to modern hip hop. Do you think he's do you think he's really do you think he's really? Almost crazy? I think about this sometimes. I think about this sometimes that's crazy to say that. You say that, why I don't agree. I think I think he I think everything he's been

doing has been done. I looked to the modern the whole modern wave to like odd future. Without him, odd Future wouldn't be quite the same size as it is right now. Hugely important, including Todder Craz has impact on modern hip hop music. He's very influential and working with Vince Staples a lot of the TDE group. I feel like, you just don't listen to Mac so you're like, oh, he's made like some songs to be listen I listened to him, Well, I don't. I'm not trying to sound like

like a hipster or whatever. I followed him before he blew up and into and then I kind of like, I kind of fell off. I didn't like kids, I got bigger, but my whole thing that I just didn't like. I didn't when I when I when I was listening to him back in the day, I didn't. I was like, Oh, this guy's good, but I didn't. I didn't see anything special. That's just how I listened to his modern ear like his like last four albums are way better,

like from watching movies swimming. I'm sure, I look sure, I'm sure look to be fair, I'm sure there are I just I've I don't know, man, I've I've heard like I've just heard so many different I'm like, it sounds like shit like that has always just been around to me, Who's fucking who was that group that Joey Badass used to be a part of Pro Era pro Era like that, Like it just sounded like that ship to me, Like it all sounds like this shit like this era. No,

I like, no, I like it. I just feel like that's completely separate of like Mac Miller, but it just like sounds like the same to me, like the same type of vibe. I wouldn't say I would it's it's definitely like so early early Mac Miller and early most of that group, probably people that came out on the twenty twelve ten era they were rapping

because a lot of people weren't really rapping at that time. People were like fuck this corpse man, whatever, dude's okay, and last one obviously be I'm like Marvin Gay No, Luther Vandros, even though he didn't write most of his songs. So are you sticking with are you sticking with Wait? Wait wait wait, so are you sticking with Michael Jackson, Uh, Whitney Houston, Mac, Frank Sinatra, Luther Vandros and Frank Sinatra? Yeah? Is that okay? I would leave I would leave Frank sin after dead easily

dead? Why why? But like he did it, Yeah, he's great, but like he also did everything, like he had a full life. He did everything that he had to do, Like you know what I mean, like if he came back, if he came back, I feel like he would be stressed. He'd be like, God, fucking damn it. I just I just got out. I had such a good life and now I'm like thrust into this world where there's fucking VR too, YouTubers and all

this shit. I didn't understand, you know. Uh Frank Sinatra, Remember, I have no idea Frank Sinatra died in nineteen fifteen, that game, oh, nineteen ninety eight. But my brain was always like I wasna, I'm that would mean that would mean that, that would mean that he was That would mean that he was like ancient music, the people that Famous York that Nigga was singing about look nothing like the New York we know, horsing marriages and ship he was York. He was he was singing. He was

singing when he's saying new York, New York. He was talking about fucking red dead redemption tear. But oh my god, Yeah, I don't know. I'd probably I would go. I think Amy Winehouse. Really, I think Amy Winehouse. I think keep going, come Amy Winehouse. I think Chester Bennington, Chris Cornell, Are you taking? These are the ones that I'm the ones that I'm thinking. I think Amy. No, I mean like I'm just picking back now. Uh Selena, Damn, I was just

fuck. I was just jamming out of Selena this morning, bro, And honestly, on the fifth one, I don't really care. I'm gonna lose my Hispanic card. I would not bring back Selena, Bro, you wouldn't bring that. Come on, because she's so good. He had a bad rest of her career. She's so important to something that's possible for all these people, though I know it's true, but but possible. No, not all of them, because not some of them, like you said, have

had careers. It's possible. It's possible literally for all of them. Well how many comedy No, No, it's not Frank, I guess not give me an example of an artist Jackson, not Whitney Houston, not just Jackson easily could have a really bad career, comes back, has the most classic music on the planet. He no, you can't, he can't have ba bring him back? Yeah, yeah, all right, bring him back to bring him back in twenty twenty three. Yeah, he's not. He's gonna

it's gonna be awkward. I'm actually, I'm being honest because of all the actions, I'm kind of glad, so like Michael can stop me come back to life and not make music anymore, Like I'm alive again. I'm gonna gott or bringing them back the point, But wouldn't you feel worse about it? Because then he's like if it's true, then now he's just quietly like with with with no controversy. He's just quiet because he's not in the public

anymore's molesting kids behind the closure. So that's one thing, right, But Selina, she died so young, she would come back as like like a twenty six year old and she would make music again, right, and if she didn't make good music, I'd be like, dang, bro, you know how many how many based their lives on being as good as her. But let's let's put it this way. How many I'm trying to think of off the top of your head. If you can't think it, because I

can't think of any right now, but you could. Maybe I'm just totally wrong. Some artists that completely overstayed their welcome. There's fucking trash, like not like like because okay, that's a great example. That's a great example, actually number one. So you think it would be better if he like died in the fire or something like stoter after he would have been he would have been a mortal. I didn't like released, but he would if he

would have stopped. I don't like it was lazy then because he Eminem died in two thousand and five, Dude, he would be like he would be a borderline religious. Wow, he'd be like Yeah, he'd be like tupaccin Biggie for sure. It'd be crazy. Yeah, whites would have You have real claimed hip hop for real, they have claimed Dude, that's crazy to think that, Like, he probably should have died if he died, if he died during the show, if he would have dropped Eminem show until like

collapse, would have been his last hit bro iconic. That would have been crazy. It would be crazy way he still it's it's you know, I just I gotta say, man in defense and in the small defense, I gotta say, I just. I know I've brought this up many times, but I really think Crack a Bottle is an excellent song. I think that. I think it's a bottle sloppy model, you just hit the lotto. Listen to listen to his fucking I love I love his his. I think

his flow is fucking excellent on that. I think his I think it's just it is vintage fun and him like, I think it's perfect. I love that song. I love the fucking the beat. It's a perfect classic dre beat. Uh fucking doctor dre Ism great on it. It's have the bottle, the money and the thing simple, let's get into smoking. That's on the name Palm the Dawn the Bomb. I'm king Kong get rolled on, repped up and rained up. I love that song, dude, I forgot

about dre personally like a lot. I've been listening to that a lot, and I feel like, Okay, that's like that's a great because that's a great a like where they're both on top of their game. I just, I just, I just I just want to say in defense, I don't want to say everything is trash. That he's released was a little he he is he is no longer, he is no longer good at making an album, right, That's that's that's just not inspired. I just feel like he's

old. You know, it's not only the only no, because here's the but here's the thing. No, no, because here's the thing too, because like you because what was did you see that dis track? That fucking uh, oh my god, what's his name? Oh my god? It was like the worst track I've ever heard in my fucking life. It was like this really old rapper mell Melly mel something is that his name? As track on who on Eminem? Because he dude you, I can't believe.

I will send this to you after the show. This dude recently in the last couple of months, I cannot believe because he because I think Eminem like because Eminem put up. Because Eminem put out a song with this younger new kid. It's like to spotlight him. And he had a verse where he was just like making fun like he was talking about like we lost Mellie mel de Roids or something, uh and make it, make it fun of him a little bit, and he, dude, you cannot fathom how bad this

track is. Oh no, it's and to the point where it's like, so, I don't think it's just because he's old, because like even people, because there are people who are old who like were at at one point like really big figures in that genre, but like who have just fucked off. Like I don't know. Emin Eminem is no doubt worse than he used to be, but he is still so much better than most of the people who have aged with him that it's kind of in serious It's really it's really

fucking embarrassing. There's only one start. There's only one artist. Maybe there's two artists from old hip hop that can still make great albums. There's only two of them. That's nas proved of. King of Diseases one, two, and three. He made three hard topic albums. Arguably two is better than Atomatic people. Arguably with that ken Is two is a better album Automatic And people will fight me for that. If I said that, my would

be if they were in this room. But I and jay Z I think the only two people that are capable of making albums still from era time. I think people like Busta Rhymes still make good music, anyone from the still make good songs. But when it comes to making albums, the only people from that era time make albums as good as they used to be able to is Nas and Jay. That's it. I agree. Remember I remember when NAS came back. I think in twenty twelve with Life is Good blowing what

I was. I wouldn't say it was terrible. I thought his flow was fucking immaculate. I still I just think that album it was Kanye's fault. It was Kanye did not give him good things to rap on. I hate to say that. Kanye. Kanye it was gonna make album NAS and everybody was like, Yo, this is gonna be crazy. And then Kanye did what Kanye did too many things on this play and fucked himself over Kings and Kings and Kingsen. I need I really, I don't know if I can

wait. I can't wait. I need you to see I need you to hear this Melly mel track. I don't I need you to I don't want to think about this. Look this is I put in the chat. He's one of my heroes. If you if you look up Melly mel dis Eminem, it'll be like probably the first thing that comes up as soon as you type in it. It's like autocomplete. Like and as soon as I saw like a thumbnail of a reaction, I was like, I don't know if I want to watch this. It is gonna be it's gonna be so bad.

I'm like scared to watch it. It is un Ironically and I say this, I said, it is worse than fucking mg k's like by a lot. It wasn't even that bad though. No, well, I mean yeah, I actually look, I don't even that's what I named GK. But that's what I mean, Yeah, what I would call a fair It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. But like, dude, it's all right, let's hear it. I'm gonna listen to it too. Are you haven't heard it yet? No, man, look, this is not great.

This is this is this is not good, but this is you gotta admit. This is the old style of hip hop. If you're listening to this song, no, this is like slick Rick rapping era of music. Like this is like Rick the Ruler, fucking a tribe called quest early music, and it's that's how he raps. And it's not a great style for distant people, but it's like how people with this people back in like the night, like in the in the sixties, I'm not sixty the eighties. They're

all right, get up on here. We're gonna both of the dumb our mc is gonna be able to give us a beat and we're gonna just insult each other. But you don't do that to Eminem. First of all, you don't make it this track to Eminem. That's like not what you do, yea that it doesn't do that. Gun. It's fucking fire, though, dude. It's so fucking loud and blowing out and it's like it's it's it's a person. It's so funny to be bro. You're done. Yeah.

He said something like you're the auto tune in the Elevator of Rap or something. I was like, what the fuck is this? Not? What the are you talking about? That's what he said, like or something or something like that. It was like, you're the oh you're you're you're your p on the floor in the entertainment in the in the Elevator of Rap. Or something, and I'm like, what the fuck kind of sentence? Is this the elevator of rap? What is going on? It's so so bad.

I couldn't believe it when I heard it. It's I don't look like this is this is like the only this is this is this is genuinely the only part of of of hip hop culture that I keep track of is this track. Because I love this. I love I love this stuff fun. They're so fun. They're done by actual rappers exactly, but I haven't heard a good track, and like ever, it's been a long time, because where when's the last big beef? Though, like, like it was M

and M and mg K was the last one that I heard. It's not even a real beef though not real obviously, but it's but it is. It's the biggest was big though, I would say before that was probably Pusha and fucking Drake, maybe even it was pushed in Drake. And then it was the fact that Drake has got out of so many beefs unscathed. And one is hilarious because it's funny because Drake is not a thug and he doesn't play to be a thug. So when everybody tries to be thuggist. He's

like, Bro, I'm richer than you'll ever be. I get more pussy than you. I make more money you ever be. Like, it's not clearly fucking fucking strippers without condoms and ships. No, he did it. That condom got popped. Bro, he got sneaked attacked. He guys, how the fuck do you know? Rake? He talks about it because he said that, I mean he can, he can. Why I mean that he could be like everybody else, like people are stupid, ask fucking so

Okay. One of the biggest superstars in the NBA right now, Zion Williamson, This dumb motherfucker knocks up a fucking an escort too. I'm like, what is wrong with you? I know you're fucking he's sucking a porn star. I mean, same fucking difference, bro. Yeah, but he didn'tock up. She's not pregnant. Bro, No, he's not. He did. He did. He's literally in a video being like, oh, I'm excited to welcome in my new whatever baby because he doesn't have any kids that

Oh no, he knows he got one pregnant. This I'm talking about in the past few months. And then there's another crazy broad that's claiming that he I was his main I was just talking about yeah, like but like there was another girl that he like. My point being getting people pregnant and running away is really funny. He's superstars that know that all these type of women

just want is that very thing. So then they're set for life and then they somehow are not actually like, bro, I'm vasecting meat out if I'm sucking these guys, If these guys, can I be very real? One thing before you move on, Ye, should a girl poking a hole in a condom be punishable on cart? Absolutely? Yeah, I think I think it is. I think the only issue is that I don't think I think it happily fucking lutely is kin kinkson it is. Here's the thing, it's

difficult to prove. That's kind of the thing that you have to because you have to you have to be able to prove that there was intent to do that. You have to be able to prove that it wasn't just a defective condom, that it wasn't just broken, that it was genuinely the intent or the the the intentional will of the woman to do it, and that's really hard to prove. So that is in some ways, you're you're not wrong

that it would be listening. It's it's ostensibly difficult to prove that, but it is illegal objectively, like if you're on if you're on video saying like I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom, and then it's like that's you're you're you're done, dude, you lose that you're getting cooked, getting but alive. I want but I want to ask, dude, So I brought up all these these people. I didn't have a fifth one. I honestly don't care like that. Those are the only people that I care to bring

back. Uh why Amy? Why the confusion about Amy Winehouse? Oh? Okay, So I guess I'm personally I've always been confused about the uh how much people like Amy Winehouse? I guess internationally because I know, like in the UK people ride for their fucking artists, but like internationally, like I always every time I even know somebody that I'm interested in working with, she like idolizes Amy Winehouse and I'm like, what where's her catalog? Like what

did she do that that? Like? Well, where where her her chart? Topping? Things? Other than that rehab song like I did, I don't. I didn't really shed she had she had back to Black, she had Valerie. You know, I'm no good. It's a great song.

She also did some I did she do stuff with I feel like she did stuff with them like these really old uh like what lady what what the lady got got did with Tony Bennett before he died, when they were doing all those like those, I guess this is my this is my point, like the way that I guess, the way that she's revered, even people were saying, oh, she's a part of the twenty seven year old curse,

like Janis Job. Janis Joplin's ever been as weird to me. And and the thing is, when when they're talking about these people, I'm like, well, these people are fucking like like legendary and the amount of records that they sold. And then when I when I hear amy Wina, so I'm like, now I said, this is maybe just a complete me thing. But I've just never felt I've felt that like people talk about her more than

her music has truly resonated with me. I didn't even hear a shit on the radio ever, ever, Like literally I wasn't radio every morning now like no, I was doing like radio stations like I'm just I would. I literally was just listening to Selena on the radio. You know what I mean? You Selena on the radio ones in in Nevada and near southern California. So what I'm saying is, I'm listening to a pop station that plays new

hits and old hits, and I'm listening. I have two pop stations on my on my presets because she didn't really, Yeah, I've been driving for seven months. I'm listening to radio. I've never heard one time. I can't argue because I, first of all, I listened to radio. The fact that radio people people listen to the radio to meet in general's madness. No, it's madness until you fucking commute to work. That's the thing. I stopped listening to the radio until I started driving jodor work. Now like

I'm kind of cue it in, I don't. I'm stop lasing the radio like other than it's just easier to not plug in my phone or have my bluetooth. I don't give a fuck. It's just on and then press a button. Right. But my point being, like im even in any setting. I just don't see anything of her in that way, and I just always found a bizarre I'm like, is it just me because I feel like I'm like, I don't get it. Almost feel like I'm being gasolate into

being like she's like this superstar. But it's it's what happened is that she got snuffed out really fucking early, and she was like she was doing a lot of she was doing a lot of performing like live. A lot of what she was doing wasn't really like she wasn't sitting and recording music a lot. She was going out and and kind of performing, and it was getting

the attention of other like musicians and producing like this is fucking crazy. Yeah, And that's what she's That's what she's known for more as being like kind of like the musicians musician, you know what I mean, like almost almost like it's fair, almost like you's almost like you know how like certain raps, like there are certain rappers who are arguably like more famous two rappers than

they are too general artists. It's totally fair. Nas is that great example, because he's not his numbers do not like compare, even though he's like infinitely better than Drake or something like, you know, like it's I understand, I get that. That actually makes a lot of sense in that context, and it's clarifying. I'm not even knocking her talent. I'm just I'm just talking about the star power, yeah, because obviously she's talented to shit.

Yeah, honestly, that rehab song is probably like my least favorite one that she has body because I never I never really that's not my thing. I was like, Oh, it's very it's very jazzy. It's almost like Fallout Radio in some way where it feels like weirdly timeless, like it feels like it's like a lot of it's like, you know, you know, I'm no good. It's fucking awesome and and love love us A losing game is a great one too, But uh yeah, I mean she she just

she doesn't have a lot of material. But I think it just it hit, it hit really hard, and then she fucking died, which is super fucking sad. But that's but that's why, that's my main reason why I think I would bring her back. It is because she hit so hard and then she left so quick. Yeah, she still has a lot of those

ones have a chance to ruin their careers. It makes me I think they like so at least Selena put out these fucking like iconic songs that are undeniable, so to that point where I feel like she can't ruin her career, it's like like it's like Whitney Houston still performing that Christmas ship. She can't hit those fucking high notes anymore, but she still has the legacy. I've still been making me music for thirty years before she died. Selena became popular,

truly popular. Three years before she died, truly popular what she died, and then she died and she became iconic. Trust me, bro I live with, I live with the Mexican. I am Puerto Rican. My sister loves Selena more like it's Lydia Estefan is the first one in my house, and then Selena, then Celia Cruz. Those motherfuckers were played so much in myle was growing up that it made me upset. Now Selena was the goat because I live with you know, we're all young, we're all young

Hispanic step sisters. And the fucking movie came out after and sh I think, I think is what's his name? Pinya what's something in the movie fun? Who's that actor? He's the guy that was in Michael Mike Pinya There we Go. I think he was in there. I think he was a brother or something. He might have been one of the brothers. Fuck man, I haven't seen that movie so long anyway. Whatever, No, I

feel like she had. Her catalog is good enough to where I feel like after a certain point when your catalog is just so good that you can't fuck it. But it's that makes it so good. She had one English album, the one that's famous, that's it. But that's what I mean those those songs. Has obviously all of the dude, she has fucking like huge English ballads. She has like that literally just came on the radio. They

have they have a lot. Here's here's what I would say. I think she but I think she has I think she would have a lot to give. Still is that that's the point. I don't think she has, Like you're more on the class half empty and I'm more on the glass full. I think I think she has way more hits. Also, let's be fucking real. Yeah, like Kurt Cobain, if he if he just continued,

he probably wouldn't be a legend. I'm actually glad he died not in the same way, not in the same way, because there's a good chance, you know, that's probably true. That's probably true for a lot of people.

That, dude, that's probably true for a lot of people. Think about the people like I mean, we talked about it with Eminem earlier, literally where it's like, dude, like, I mean, I don't know, there's a there is a point where like sometimes you you just kind of run out, but that's still like I don't know, man, if if Eminem died before like the Eminem Show or something that would suck, that would

have sucked. It would be cool like a bunch of you know, like when a bunch of LGBT people were angry at him because obviously, yeah, Marshall Mothers LP has a lot of homophobiction, and like what what if he if Eminem, if Eminem died before kill You came out, that would have been such a loss. That would be later, bro, I know what

I'm saying. That's basically what happen to Amy Wine. Hass what I'm saying, So like, yeah, I don't know, Marsha Mothers LP is fucking is still that is one of the funnest albums, is one of the greatest. The fact that that's the second album is insane. It's that it's the second albums. I'm like, all right, and it's hard to be fair man, that's a fucking that what a fucking album to follow up on Jesus

Like, that is hard. That is such a That's why, like, like say, somebody like Metallica where they're you know, if you're a thrash fan, it's all about master of public Puppets and then fucking like Ride the Lightning or something. But then I would say fucking I would say objectively, and I feel like most people have come around that their Black Album. They're ninety one Black Album is the best thing they've done, which is insane.

We're fucking decades later. They already had some ship that was considered like godworthy, and then they just changed up their sound a little bit, and I'm like, this is brilliant songwriting, which is the hard thing to do. And to that point, I wanted to say why I'm glad. It's stupid to say why I'm glad, Kirk. I'm just I'm saying I'm content. With him being gone because food Fighters and Food Fighters after Taylor Hopkins. Uh, dude, this new album is fucking good. It's wait really really yeah,

it's really good. I was fucking did you listen to it? No? I fell off them kind of hard so they released, So I fell off of them after a while too, because I'm like just another food Fighters album, but I feel like there's been a revamping of the newest one. Yeah, so the look up the song that that they're single, I forgot what it's called, but it's like Kings and Queens. And then then it's a really it's a it's actually it's really good. I was actually really uh

the new album is but but here we Are. Yeah, that's it. And this is post their drummer Taylor Hopkins. I might be saying the name wrong. Yeah, I don't know. Like I watched I listen to some of the stuff that they came out with somewhat recently, and I was like, I'm not really feeling I can't remember the last time I really vibed with Food Fighters. Really they were they were never like one of my favorite, Like I like them, but it's it's more like this is like guitar hero.

You know what I mean. I think they have a lot of like I've never i've never liked their album's front to back, but I think they have a lot of great singles. Exactly right, exactly, yeah, Like that's how I feel about it. Like the Pretenders. Fucking yeah, the

Pretender is so good, like it's unreal. But that's really the last song that I remember vibing with, like really, like truly, this song is called Rescued, the one that I would say specifically, so it just dropped like a like maybe a few months ago the album, but like the song Rescued, I really I'm like, oh, this is like a great vibe

and it's it's just interesting, like how old this band is. And usually at this point in a person's in the band's career, in artist career, I'm not expecting anything from them anymore, Like twenty two decades later, I'm not expecting you to release great shit anymore. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But it's the fact that like I was, like I was pleasantly surprised here and hearing it on the radio, it is how I've heard it, and

I was like, this song's fucking good. I liked the song that's how that's how I feel about about Rise, where it's like because their first several albums were so good and the rest of them are still good too, but it's like you're, I know, for you're not you're not topping this one. Yeah, you're like, you're not. She's not at twenty four, No chance in hell. She wasn'tna twenty four yet she was gonna be twenty four and two weeks twenty three years old, were talking about Selena. We

talked about how beautiful she bro. She was gorgeous man, Selena. Selena was stunningly I mean that was what I mean, that's really that's the package of like Grady was just beautiful. She was she was, she was pretty. I mean, that's that's what it all comes down to. Man, cake bro, she was caked off. If you don't have it's fucked it's fucked up. That like she's beautiful beauty really never thought about that. It just sucks that beauty really it really, it will thrust you into the spotlight

faster than anything because there's a there's a million great singers. And then it's like you think it's I think intelligence does. But you gotta move. You gotta move smart, but beauty beaut gets you looked at. I think if you move smart, you move exactly My point, there are gonna be a thousand people singing the exact same one that people are gonna total even men, even men. Just look at just just look at artists on average. Man, there's artists on average, not kid. Them are great looking guys.

Many famine artists, A lot of them are beautiful. I'm talking about like famous, I'm talking about famous, the guys fucking the guys look good, dude, I don't think so, man. I think movie stars definitely. I think he thinks he thinks he's thinking like, oh, Louise Guzman or something comin name name name right now, for real, for real, for real, name five gorgeous male artists right now. I can I can't say gorgeous because I don't know. I don't like a really good looking guy.

And look, it's this is probably gonna be subjective to some people, but I think, like I think Justin Bieber is objectively a good looking dude. I think at the time it became famous, he was he was the girls. I think I think it looks way better now. I think it looks way better now like as an no no, no no. But at the time when he became famous, he was all the little girls were looking.

He was that kind of guy, right, So I agree, yes, just see, like I've seen him because YouTube was trying to shove this thing. Now he looks like a drug addict. Now, I mean because I saw this thing on YouTube. They were promoting their originals and he was like getting married to some chick or something, and I was like, he just looks he looks like a good looking grown ass man. And I think he looks he looks like Cobain before they're they're all I love, disagree, but

all these people are like very conventionally conventionally good looking. Yeah, like I think, like just would name like Timberlake, Timberlake. I mean, of course he's he's attractive. Man, I'm trying to think. I don't know, Charlie Pruth, Charlie Pruth, Zane, Jason Derulo, fucking all these all these people, like I mean, I mean, you couldn't be ugly in B an, R and B, Like you weren't gonna make it. It was impossible. Yeah, but he was he was old school, bro

old school. But then once, once, once he entered the nineties, like like, you can only get so far even like say, someone like Joe, he was like not Joe was one of the greatest fucking singers of all time, but he just couldn't He just couldn't really break through as far as he had that one song I want to know, I want to know

what turns you on? Like, yeah, I wonder why Joe didn't break into the Yeah this Joe, he was riding surfing bitches comic dude, like like, oh like that introducing the latest pop sensation, Chris, I agree with you, dude, I agree more. You got you gotta do something. Man could not agree Like I could not agree more because every everybody else in R and B had a smooth name, Brian McKnight, Man Casey, and Joe, Joe fucking Drew Hill. Like there was like names that actually

sounded a little smooth in this nigga was just like me, Joe. Joe is a fantastic singer though he has he has one of the best fucking voices man, and but I just feel like number one, he wasn't the best looking guy. I think he's still a good looking guy. But like I also say the same thing about like Seal. Seal is fucking hideous. Seal is but like so he couldn't stay on that long. His voice could only do so much. It's Seal hideous. Yes, I don't remember what we'll

see. Okay, that's that's maybe rude of me to say. I don't think he's hideous. I just think he's not what you would call Conal Steel was good looking to women. I think men can't understand why he's good looking. I think I feel enough pitch black, fucking vhantom black human, but he he's must Seal looks like it's the scars. Seal looks like those are acting scars, bro, those are triving scars. Were those fucking like trench

scars? Those are like scars. Still looks still looks like he's evolving into Willem Dafoe at all times. I don't think. I don't think it's crazy because Lily thinks he is good looking, and I don't like, how do you think look fair enough to I honestly think he looks fine, like outside of like the outside of the scars, and you gotta be real though, at least to be fair to him. The scars are at least symmetrical,

which looks kind of it looks kind of cool. It looks like he looks like a main character in like BATTLESTARKT or something where like if you're like, this is dope just to see this person. He looks like he's like dude models. He looks like Wayne Brady, and he looks like if Wayne Brady and Lance Reddick fused into a scarred person, you know, like way Brady Reddick somehow combined their level of black into one person. Do you know what I mean? When he's a dangerous human man? You know what I mean?

I feel like that's a pretty I feel it's a pretty accurate power comparison point. Honestly, it's not bad. Yeah, I don't get I don't get it. Like my girlfriend Lily thinks, I don't think Chadwick Boseman was that good looking, right. I think he was a fine looking guy. I think Chad I think every woman I asked it's like he's one of the most handsome men ever looking. I think it's very hands I think he's fine

looking. I didn't think he was like gorgeous because like Lily thinks, he's looking at like Michael b. Jordan, like she thinks he's fucking gorgeous. I think I would put them on the same level. I kind of think he has I think I think real Michael B. Jordan has more of this boyish charm to him. I think Chadwick Boseman has more of a mannished look. I think it's kind of like what you're into. I'm just looking at

them, Chick Boseman. Chadwick Boseman to me looks more like unique, like like I think Michael B. Jordan looks like a basketball like a million people that I've met like sincerely look looks I know, but like it's sincere, like it's it's like it's like I say, the same way I feel about Megan Fox, where like I look at Megan Fox and it's like she's attractive, I guess, but she's also like incredibly generic at point where to the point where like it doesn't do anything for me, Like, Okay, that's

gon attractive. Now. Remember when she was unique looking? No, I don't remember that. She wasn't like, she wasn't blonde. I thought she wasn't. She wasn't like fair, fair skin. She always looked like everybody I've seen on everybody I would see on a magazine looked like Megan Fox to me, like, it did not. It did not break through to me.

And I liked her in The Transformers. I thought, you, I thought she was very attractive in that, But I think it was also because she didn't talk a lot, and and that kind of like, dude her in Mortal Kombats crazy. I know we talked about it last time, but like, yeah, did we talk about last time? Did we mentioned it a little bit? It's not it's it's kind of embarrassing. Apparently she clapped back, but doesn't mean we're bad people. She clapped back. I have

to see that. I haven't seen it. I've just seen that. They said, Oh she clapped back at the trolls, And I'm like, I need to watch this later. And I don't know what it was. I have no idea what she said or Megan Fox perfectly responds to Mortal Kombat one backlash. Let me see, God, why all these websites have these stupid fucking pop ups? Yeah, uh, Mortal Kombat one Papa? What she say? What she say? You I'm gonna kill you? Uh? Okay,

I guess is what the fuck at least I'm okay. On her Instagram, the Transformers actress posted the message, I actually can't believe I'm voice acting character in Mortal Kombat one. Now all you grumpy trolls in the comments can can execute a fatality on me? What Oh, that's what she said. I mean, I guess she's fine with it. I guess she's like, all right, okay, you know what I would say that. I think that almost further proves that like Ed Boone wants shitty voice acting. Yeah,

I think so too. Yeah, Like it's just it. It does create does something. It does create, It does create buzz. Maybe there's like he thinks there's like a B movie charm to it, which is probably accurate from Mortal Kombat. Because fucking stupid that uh that you have to kind of not take it super serious. Sting is absolutely stupid. But if you get pat like let's let's in a universe word like they took all the gay as the fatality is not that ship because I think that shit. It's eight year

old me thinks that shit is awesome. I as in a grown ass adult. I really personally it still looks visually impressive, but I don't care about it. That is my I actually do like the world that has been built, Like in the PS two era when they started really fleshing out the worlds, it's actually really compelling, it's really fun. It's just like a plane spreading. A plane's like wide story of like worlds and cars and stuff.

Now if you get past that other the bloody bolt, because I mean as as an old man, as a thirty five year old, I'm like when I see the fatalities usually that come at the end of the trailers when they're pulling the shit, I'm like, it's so stupid, it's so silly. It's so silly because it's like this got stabbed in the head, slammed, his back broken, he gets up and keep fighting. That's not possible.

I really did like when they put those things and the things because there's like the there's like a so so cool as the X rays they had, like so there was like a crushing blow and a fatal blow. This man's ribs

are gone, yeah, and he's still fighting. The crushing blows were stupid or because it would be usually at a if you counter correctly or something, so this could be at any time in the match and then the fatal blow you would have to build up meter, which is the X ray and so, and that's usually the X ray made somewhat sense because the way you build the meter where it's either you know the person's at the end of their life, so it makes sense to execute it and they're gonna be dead anyway,

or you've been getting your ass beats so much now you can have an advantage to try to catch up. So I get it. It's like a super combo. But yeah, it just looks its usually impressive stupid in theory of course, Like like I don't think I don't know anybody that's like, what do you I don't think anybody would agree with what we're saying right now. It would be silly for people like you're fucking you're talking about it's just so

fucking awesome. Like he hit somebody in the balls with a gun, their balls pop, then she shoots them in both their kneecaps there, and then that person proceeds to get up and fight her and beat her in the sane I don't know, I don't like guess I'm just old because I'm a street fighter player. I'm mostly player, Like I got a Mortal Combat obviously, because you know, and look, I stand by this, right. I've been talking about this shit. People think I'm crazy. I've been saying this

since I was like eleven, and everybody thinks, so crazy. I would fuck Molina. Everybody's like no, I'm like what who saying not? Who say no? She may have a monstrous jaw, she would have a ma but so what Hey, anyone anyone who says no, they're not They're not real fans World Combat because they're not hated rabid fan base of people that every time Malina is not in Mortal Kombat, immediately they are of set. If you go in, where's Molina? She got a better body than fucking Katana.

In fact, I'll go as far to argue, so you know what happened why people got too obsessed with Molina, It was because of MK nine, the reboot. So MK nine this was pure misogyny. And I was all, fo, they fucking all of the chicks had g tits or triple d's or whatever. All of them there were massive titts and they all abs and ship. It was the most ridiculous, Like I'm a fucking pervert when I'm playing games, like my my Bather's Gate. All the women are nude

and then the guys have armor. You know what I'm saying, Like I'm a fucking degenerate. But even I was playing Mortal Kombat nine and I'm like, all right, come on, this is this is a little much. Their their tits are so big. But Molina she has she has a costume in the in the story mode where she's just wrapped in a little piece of like cloth, like almost like she's a mummy, just covering the bits.

And that just did it. That that fucking that fucked everyone up. They're like they became obsessed with Molina. And yeah, so she wrote anyway, so we got two let's do two quick ones. Uh wait a minute, I just had it, okay, zach zach Ron and he says, hey, they're boys. I just wanted to know if you have a certain, uh weirdly specific memory of playing a game and a song that makes no sense

together. For example, a friend of mine used to blare our chain hang Low by Chingy every time we played Dead Rising, to the point where it's become an unconscious connection. Every time I played the original ten Rising, So I have the perfect one already. I love this because I have I actually have an answer to it immediately. I thought of it as you do yours. So for me, there's a song called she Will by a little Wayne

and Drake liked in the game. Maybe she Will if it's in the game right now, and me and my best friend would hear that song and play Resident Evil five songs playing, and it's the most I have memories of being a shot of Western because we'd play the games so much. We got infinite rocket launchers and we would shoot Western to the point he wouldn't get up anymore. The longest we had him on the floor was like half an hour. He was just fighting the neel for half an hour. We were just listening

to Drake. We skipped cut scenes in that game. I've done everything that was game, I played them. I played that game the most filthily, bro. I can't wait for the remake. I can't wait. Is gonna be crazy, I can't razy. I can't wait to see the great graphics on the black Skin. Dude, just chrishus. I gotta stream on. I gotta stream that game on kick because I want to be saying the most wild you would be there with you with open arms. You'd be welcome there.

That's awesome. Ye like yay. I have a lot of memories of uh going over my friend's house I didn't have an Xbox at the time and be playing they my neighbors would be sorry, my friends will be playing Halo, and at that time, you could put your the music that you had

stored in your Xbox. You could just play right, so they'd be playing Halo and fucking Korn's greatest hits was on that And so I have vivid memory of us specifically talking about that fucking now weared up while they're fucking playing and then to that. It's burned in my memory to this day. And somehow it led to a conversation of and I think I might have even talked about

this on the podcast before. It just making a scenario like somehow you're you're fucking a girl from behind and she's like loving it, but then she like kind of goes silent and turns around and it turns into Jonathan Davis sang singing that song, and that was like, that was like birth in that fucking scenario. I'm just just dude. My Hug City humor has not changed one. Iota, Ayota. It's the exact same is when I was fucking however young I was when that ship came out. That's so funny. It's this

this I think of the same stuff. Yeah, dude, I don't know, man I have, but so I associate. I mean, the specific game is is ape Escape, but it extends to basically everything on the PlayStation

one. It extends to Crash Team Racing, expends to Crash Bandicoots, Spiro, fucking all these random The entire PS one catalog reminds me of Mark Anthony, like the all the fucking time, because like there was I had my TV in the living room for a while, yeah, or like in the way because I wasn't allowed to have it in my room at a certain point they were they were okay with that. But so I would play video games

in the living room, and so I would play it on low. I would have low volume or whatever, and I'd be playing my PS one. I'd be playing like I don't know, crash, Crash Team Racing, or fucking ape Escape, very specifically ap Escape. I remember this, and my parents would just be blasting Mark Anthony while they cleaned, and so like neat specifically need to Know by Mark Anthony Is reminds me of Ape Escape, and Ape Escape reminds me of need to Know every time I see it, every

time I play. I even did it recently, just did try it out blasting at the same time, and it was a wild time trip, you know. So those another song have bad association with what's the name of the song? Was like, oh maybe, oh yes, soy yes, So it's the freaking Fast and the Furious song. I don't know that song and super Smashing rules Melee, I have really bad association for me because I'm from

the Bronx and every fucking Latino played that song. It's it, dude, It's It's crazy how music music music really is like a really good tool for

remembrance. Yeah, and they sent percent. But like I think, like I have so many weird associations because of like certain certain pieces of iconography and music paired together that I remember, Like I have a really bad memory, but there's certain things I remember really really vividly, specifically because a certain song is playing along with juxtaposed with a very specific thing that makes no sense. Like I think I talked about this before, but last last Ketchup the Ketchup

song? Do you know that song? Yes? I said, I, hey, hey, they have it through that that that that fucking song is forever associated with Harry Potter. To me, I don't fucking I don't know why the Proud Family is associated with Halloween. Don't know why. Interesting,

don't know why. Fucking Uh. Spider Man, the Original Spider Man two thousand and one, deeply associated with fucking Story of a Girl by nine Days because these were because these were the songs that were like playing on the radio when like my parents would be driving me to school and so I would be playing with I would be thinking about Spider Man. I would be playing with like an action figure, like in the car waiting to get to school.

The song would show up and it would be like team memory unlocked immediately, because like why, because these don't work together at all, they don't. I've been I've been trying to get one out of my head. Uh. Because the Batman Forever soundtrack, it's pretty good. It had it had some bankers on, had a kiss from a rose. I mentally forgot it had a This was my my introduction to to to the Offspring because they did a cover by the Damned called Smash It Up, and it's like a way faster

version. Uh and that song, Oh my god, that was like my awakening to like faster music. And uh so a lot of times when I'm thinking of Batman, I'm just this fucking fast, oh, smash it up, smash it and it like doesn't go to it's not there's no vibe top

exactly. And then I'm talking about, Yeah, it's the soundtracks fucked me up a lot with that because uh, if I listen to Bone Thugs, it immediately goes back to uh, look into my eyes and tell me because then there's the Batman and Robin soundtrack, because that fucking song was on that soundtrack. Dude, I fucking I was a soundtrack fiend when I was a kid. That was the I've I became a soundtrack person in my like my

mid my, my mid tens because of like anime and stuff. But I was never a soundtrack except forgot Disney ones like obviously Eison to fucking Aladdin soundtrack, like front to back. At least like twelve times I was. I was I was like twelve when I twelve or eleven when I was like starting to get super into soundtracks because that was like some of the most available music

that you could get online specifically for editing. Like it was you could really get away with a lot of stuff if you just had soundtrack music in videos.

I remember, so, I remember I got obsessed with like a Spider Man theme with by Danny Elfman. I got obsessed with all these like like even just John Williams stuff in general, like Superman and Friday thirteenth and or not the Friday thirteenth, the Exorcist, like things like that where it's like, Oh, these are really fucking cra I got super into that and then oh what sorry, I just I just wanted to have you seen what Danny Elfman looks like recently. Oh, he's he looks insane. It's it is

fucking really bad. It's something looks bad. He just looks like he's he doesn't care, and he's like like insane is the perfect way to describe it. Yeah, yeah, modern yeah, Danny Danny Elfman, twenty twenty three. I hope I love that guy. Is that he looks he doesn't look he just looks wild. He looks he looks like a final boss in something. He's got all these tattoos, his hair's fucking long. Uh. I don't know, man, Danny Elfan's nuts. He is. I mean,

he's like his music really reflects how he looks. Yeah, either really funny or really sad. I don't know what's one to think. I mean, it's it's taken as it is. He did this one song too that was like, fucking oh my god, Danny. Danny Elpan's great, by the way, I love Danny Elfman of course, but the fact that anybody who could it's crazy to me that he wrote so many incredible scores and was in

like Oengo Boengo and stuff like that's like fucking soap bus. That would be like, I don't even know that's that's like finding out like Stevie Wonder did, like the Batman theme, and like it would be like if Han Zimmer was Stevie Wonder, you know what I mean, it'd be like what fuck is going on? Do you imagine if he was? What if he literally was and he this elaborate shit, he's like he pretends he's a blind, black fucking dude and then he fucking puts on all this white shit, And

that would be insane. That would my brain. But why are he doing that? Everyone would accept him for being black. No one cares that much. He retends he's this fucking British, fucking white guy. Or who is it is? It is he originally Hans Zimmer is the originally Stevie Wonder. He's really Stevie Wonder. But it's like he chooses, like it's like, would accept you? Still, no one's gonna be like, no, I will say love you. Han Zimmer does look his skins just loose enough to

it looks like it could be a mask. So I love that dude. Hans Zimmer is literally my like he is so responsible for like me having so much emotion. It's crazy. That is so fucking fascinating against a sentence. It's weird. It's like it's like a thing, but it's like a true thing. Where is just like wars Man, like the from All the Way to the Gladiator, which has I love. I love the Gladiator fucking us.

The score is great, the Gata all the way to fucking I think Time is one of the most beautiful pieces, the most simplistic and beautiful pieces written. That was the inception theme. I think it's used in every motivational fucking video now that you ever see. It's annoying, but it's such a simplistic that was like that was like that was like Clinton Clint Mansele Clint Mansel with the fucking Recman for a Dream soundtrack where that theme was everywhere. It

was on classic YouTube. Many of times. I've I've I've got I associate that song with BioShock, Okay, because because I saw because I saw remix trailers of like the rec Wan for a Dream theme with by with Bios and it totally works, by the way, but like it's also just like I don't know, it's it's it's fucking great. I would say the same thing

for what Danny Ulpan is. Definitely that for me where it's like just like dude Beetle Juice and fucking dude Beetle Juice fucking Spider Man Nightmare before Christmas. Yeah, absolutely crazy because of all because the Spider Man, like the evil the evil theme for Spider Man is like a thing I think about, like when I'm about to make a bad decision that actually that actually that actually wasn't that actually wasn't Danny Elfan that that specific one yeah, because he didn't do

three. That's whoever made that one is amazing, man, it is great, and I think of doing something not good. I hear that theme in my head like I did too. That is hilarious. But I'm like, I don't give a fuck about anybody here. That's remember, dude, I remember, I remember, dude. I remember I remember a very specific time where I was in like a I was just straight up in a fuck boy phase, right, and I was just not I didn't care about sucking anything.

And I remember specifically being like, I remember thinking, I'm not going to call this person, and then that song started blasting in my fucking brain. I'm not I'm not coming back here ever. So that's that's the fast about it. I can't, like I want to almost not believe it. But then I when I'm sneaking around or trying to be quiet, then the fucking metal gear dun dun, dun, dun dunt. It's it's it's almost when like when you get caught. What was that noise? And and then

a du du du dude. When I when I when I when I get when I get when I get startled or caught, I hear that it's not so first, it's it's not the it's not the MGS alert for me because I played so much splinter Cell growing. I played a metal gear later actually, but so I played so much splinter Cell, and like splinter Cell has like this basse, this this one bassline that plays when you get fucking caught and it's so anxiety inducing and I hear it every time I get caught doing

something that's interesting. I don't know it, Yeah, let me let me find that. Man. I love that Middle Gears, like specifically when you do boss Battles because it changes every just slightly the music because there's just the regular you need to escape music, you need to gape the guards or whatever.

Then when the Boss Battles comes in, because it just it has this one little part that changes because it's like dunt dunt dun dunt dunt, and then the boss battle goes du dun dun dunt dunt dun dunna dunt and then it cycles over again dunn and it's just like that little subtle difference was always so fucking I'm like, this is so goddamn brilliant that like just just kind

of it just heightens it just a little bit more. That's when we're admitting it is that we all have a little pizzle little yeah, because I was gonna be like, no, I think, I think, I actually I just do think this is normal. I feel like it's not, but I guess. I mean, so here it is here, here's here's the splinter cell. Here's the splinter cell. Caught sound okay, and it's you probably

do if you play splinter cell. It's just it's so fucking okay. So that such a pungent sound, like I'm not a robust sound, dude, It's like getting shot. It's it feels it's such a loud sime. But so the last question that will and that will wrap wrap it up. It's it's super quick. Nikki ziy Ron, He says, I absolutely absolutely do still listen to the podcast, just maybe not on time. Fuck you guys. Not a question, not a question. Hey, Kinson, tell everyone

what my contact name is on your phone. I actually don't know this. I bet I know what it is. I have I have an idea what it is. I oh wait, no, obviously I know what it is is. I call her the Niggler all the time, and she's like, do you stop calling me that, And I'm like, why, it's fun.

She's super not terrible at all. That's what makes it so obviously because she's Jordan's a fucking maniac, but she's not so putting her predicaments where she's like, hey, Zick, you just say it's like what are you thinking? You were thinking about? What sany N word? Hu? But he's like, guys, I want her. I want her to say it. I want I want, I want like, fucking yeah, you poker so much that he actually says it, all right, you fucking you know.

I'm like, like, whoa, all right, that's it. Let's flowers flowers immediately, Yeah, there you go. We're going over time. I need to eat its cards wherever you villain, the new Batman, Villain, the Niggler. See, it's not it's real. It's not the real words. So you could say that the joke is like what's three fifths but also fifth thirteen percent? Now, what's thirteen percent? But also fifty percent at the same time, I had shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up.

It's just like, come on, dude, I had a dream that I had superpowers. Dude, I had a dream last night that I had superpowers. I've had to take Miltonia lately to get myself back on like a normal same schedule. But and it's been fucking with my dreams because like I had a dream last night that I had superpowers, but my superpower was to run into people at perpendicular angles and only that and that's like it was and it or something, because no, I don't know, I don't know what's

the fun that's it's just dumb. It's just fucking stupid. X Men has some powers that are that dumb. And I remember, and I remember specifically, like I was in the dream and they were like, Chris, can you can you catch this guy? And I said it was one of those third person dreams, you know, when you're where you're kind of like watching yourself do things. It was like it was like can you catch this guy? And it was like which direction is he going? He's like north,

and I'm like no, And that was it. That was the entirely And it was so where is he going? You're just standing there all heroically. No, I have to I have to run into him from the side, otherwise it doesn't wait somewhere perpendicular perpendiculoid. I don't know so stupid where you're going perpendicular. But it's actually way funnier than it's super funny. But that is such a stupid Mike armand Trott as wolverine. Wouldn't that be fucking amazing.

I'm gonna fucking put my skeleton in your fucking body, Walter. I'm gonna score myself inside you, Walter. I'm gonna make my little bones come out of my little knuckles over here, and I'm gonna com you up some little tiny knuckles. Something happening. Looks something's happened in my knuckles. Want to watch? Is my potate little nails come out into your fucking body. They're little tiny dun up nails. We had a good thing going. Bub

fucking dude, I'm gonna I have to commission that. Like just look my little puck the yellow wolverine fucking thing, but his fucking cow pulled down and his mic armond Trout's amazing, it's trout. We had a good thing going. I had an invincible skeleton and you had to go Greek all up. Yeah, agreed, and yeah, arrogance. That is such a scolding, fucking the way he scolds the shit out of him, because Walter's is like looking around like, oh what did I do? And he's just like,

you fucking idiot. We were almost home free, we almost did it. We had and you magnet fuck you. But he had the levitate things. Yeah, I am the one who stuff. I am the one he was. Probably he would, honestly, like honestly, Bryan Paston would make a killer Magneto. Yes, I really, I really can't have someone be Magneto other than what's his name? Not fast But he did such a good job. Now that's silly, like he's not he didn't do that, like it's a great job. Shut up, Yes he did, he did. He

did the fasting. Ever, I think it's yes, there are so different wavelengths, it's insane crazy. What are you saying. He's saying he's seeing him. It's that's gonna say. Ray william Johnson, Raim Johnson is fucking damn nig No, not as not as that is really as Magneto, as fucking as Robert Teddy Junior, as Ray Williams Johnson. I think it's I am I am, I am iron Man. Where is he at now? Where dude, I saw this recently. He's doing fucking that that your favorite

Martians ship is back. Yeah, I know, I know he came back. They've been and I've seen this videos pop up on my TikTok a lot. Actually he's he does eat. I don't know. He just does the same thing he always did. I don't care, man. Everybody actually looks exactly the same, which is crazy. It's been almost twenty years. It's not crazy. He's been crack literally twenty years. No, it hasn't. No, it hasn't. It's been It's it's been twenty eight. No,

yo was like twenty ten. No, he wasn't. He doesn't. When to god, I can pull up let me check if it's channel still around whatever. It is definitely still whatever. Walter the old boy is that Michael Bestbender was fine casting, but it was Robert Downy Junior. That's fucking insane. I'm sorry. Michael Bestbender has not come close to like Will and Dafoe's The Green Goblin or Robert down I think he's up. I think he's up

like fucking Gandolf's version of Magneto Better. That's crazy. Those movies were worse crazy at all the movement, but his performance was amazing. Bro, I think you guys, I think you guys in are like people that don't like the comics enough to say that. I think that's why I think an amazing job. Like, I'm not saying that he didn't feel like. It's not

about him doing it and a bad job. It's about like Robert Downey Junior in cases that character and Hireley fucking William Dafoe in cases that character entirely. Michael Fashmander does not encase that character entirely, really does he doesn't just a great job, but to his moments, Bro, Yeah, I just look, you know what, you know what it is for me, I just don't give. I really don't care about the origins of my favorite characters in

that way. It's kind of what it really comes down to, where these younger versions of like pre fucking uh uh pre whoa Okay, yeah, I think he's died. Oh. By the way, by the way, quick empire, quick quick check, by the way, quick fact check. Rolean Johnson's channel did begin in two thousand and nine, but his first episode of Equals three, his first real episodes of Equal see is in May of two thousand and nine, which didn't he didn't pop off at the beginning, because

I remember, I remember his setup. It was early twenty ten. Muppet sex was in twenty ten. That's when I first first first found out about him. But I remember, it's dude, it's but so, it's so, it hasn't been has been twenty years, sneering fifteen years. Man, it's almost fifteen years. It's almost fifteen years. Crazy anyway, let's read. Let's read the names. Please, let's read the way names. Bubb three, michaelman Trout. I'm a fucking little midget with a fucking cool skeleton.

He really is fast, girl, It's crazy, that nuts. What is he really? You tall is Wolverine? I think it's five three bro, Yeah, Wolverine height five for three. I'm taller than Wolverine. That's crazy. How stocky he is though, says like a little person. That wine is ridiculous. Jimmy Kim, go ahead, give me the part swipe you. You're not brave, not brave enough. It's like two Hollywood. Hollywood's afraid Chris, if you were Wolverine, the idea of you breaking out

of the animatum pool. But it's that be so sick and you when you're even thinner than usual, you're a little thinner than usually are a little bit. It's it's it's like Captain America in the First Avenger when he's like he's all skinning. But that's the like in CGI bullshit Man, they're trying, you're trying to people, but you're still just your build. You're like talking.

I love it. Why do you think you're going bub with the with the with the Halloween costume on, like you know, like that thin one that you can get from like fucking Walmart or whatever. It would be sick. I'm like, bro, this movie's fan fucking task. I wasn't I was in a war. Yeah, that'd be me. That'd be my Wolverine anyway, Cawn three, you expect Walter Okay Obama, Lord of Drone strikes. Uh listening that's your first name. But listening to Sweeney makes me consider.

It makes me con hitter racism. I like that at least you're on the fence. You know. That's the important thing. That's the important thing. I've totally been there. I get it. Uh, fuck face unstoppable. There goes my homo. Watch as he blows Keith David, but British Mike rid Him is Mike Walt rid Him is me Walter. Everybody's name is Mike Walton. Now that that we're in Mike's world, Now, now we're

in my world. Down you took down Gus Fring. But in secret, I was making everybody into Mike. Look around you, he's a family. He's like turning people like like how they turned everyone in the mind flares, dude. Absolutely, everybody's just Micot Like Walt Junior has Mike's face, Skyler has Mike's face. Everyone around you, everyone around that can't stand up straight? Bro, could you imagine that this is the beginning, This is only

the beginning. Will to the Verman troutening will begin. We gotta write that one ten, Yeah, we gotta write. We're gonna write his because there's better call saw Now there's a the whatever. We'll think of that later. That's gonna be one though. Yeah, better Spike Mike or something that Spike Mike, because he's such a menace that he was like, yeah, we gotta kill him. We gonna kill Mike, guys, we have to kill Mike. Arm that. The better Spike Mike is fucking please write that down,

Write that down in the Uh yeah, that is free that. I'm gonna write it on my notepads. I don't forget it. The idea of every day everyone bed together, Gust comes back from the dead. We gotta kill dude zombie Gus zombie Gaus. We gotta read it. Ye, that our ex that'll be our extra Emma better Spike. I can't wait for that one man or shouldn't be got a spike, Mike or whatever. We'll figure it out. But it's like, yeah, it's it's a smooth it's good.

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know what that is. He had something, though, he has that's many men for fifty cent got cool. Yeah, I don't know. They're trying to make me fucking gay. I was like a dick to like kid fucking breathe calm now, both justifiably and verifiably shot and killed not just one but two people. Exit Puss, enter bus, take my ass. We're off to Yummy cummy gummy land. Enter ass man. Nice, that's so fucking okay, enter ass, Okay, I've I've had I've had lyrics on the

tip of my tongue. Mummy Land, Yummy. I'm going to keep that because I've always been thinking what should I put for that part. I think I just like, I just use that as a nut. Interesting that I understand. Man, Yeah, sleep with your grass open, gripping your penis tight, eggs it pus the idea and busy. We're off to young walking on somebody where they have their hand, their hand tightly grabbing their penis. They're a sleet. I love the visuals. Great gripping your penis tight?

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haven't thought about thirty seconds tomrs in like fucking fifteen years. So it's probably I can like to tell Lily that she loves that fucking stupid ass band. I don't know why they're terrible. I've definitely thought about come like rape me down or something clipped that example. I definitely thought about. I definitely thought about come. We're in the fucking credits this episode. This episode is fucked. This episode is so fuck you see that. There you go, there

it is. There's there's another laugh. This is another laugh. So yo, this is this is This is a laugh I've never heard before. I definitely thought about this is. This is not a laugh I've heard before. This is a new one. He equipped fucking like that was like a fucking who a hag mixed with SpongeBob. Like I was like, I was like if SpongeBob was a molested pig. Let's move on, Caucasian Caucasian container the

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or release me parasite, but do not waste my time with cock. Nice nice and get some good, get some good gay Halo two lines in here now Gaylo two. Yeah, I thought about I thought about doing like I thought about doing like an entire like not necessarily a gay dub, but that would be funny too. I'm just like an entire redub of Halo two. It would be great, just for no reason other than I because I've been seeing I've been seeing this Sonic fan dub or like this, like this fandom

of like Sonic Adventure or like clips from it. They go viral every now, against like this is funny as fucks. There's a bunch of people like improvising over Sonic. I mean I would love to do that. Do you remember my Way Entertainment with the Juggernaut bitch? Oh yeah yeah, Like I said that, those guys kind of just faded into obscurity because I really liked

what they did back in the day. Yeah, there's something I would I It's I've always wanted to do like mystery science theater style stuff like not exactly that, but like something something like that where like but I've just down I've never had the time to figure out how to make that ship work. Yeah, anyway, they should make pedos weark GoPros in prisons. You can see

what happens to then. I think they would be eat Star coffee quef Gavid Gallum and Sniegel arguing over whether to say the N word, Transform Gremlin exposing people with lactose intolerance and ninety million rodgers of ionizing radiation. You should not vin Penn the angelic dm uh two trailer park guys fucking my ass, fucking my ass, fucking my that's good Eminem, right there, trailer park guys fucking my yass, fucking my yess, fucking my ass brown. There's something

there. There has to be like an eminem thing that we can do empty without seed. I don't know, we keeps doing empty. I must breathe. This looks like this looks like this comes back to me. This looks like that. Everybody dick a little. I need some penis. I cannot breathe. No, I feel so empty. When I figure it out, we'll figure it out. There's there's definitely room to do like because we've only

done songs. It would be like like like like sing song. It would be cool to do like a rap, like like a at each one. That's simple doing a rap one would fucking pretty cool. I should we should do. I can sort of rap kind a little bit. You can do what I mean? Yeah, totally, it's a good idea. No that that's fucking that's no. There's too many syllables, dude, at this one. Eminem's part is hard. That part is really what are you talking about

when you talking about this? Way too many syllables? Man, what are you talking about? Collapse? What if we did forgot about dre but forgot thought about gay? Forgot we should do still gay? Somebody? What do you say to something about you? Gate? I forgot about Gate? Now gays everybody want to fuck. I don't know any but but seema comes out when you move your lips. I don't know. Listen, there's something there. Remember it's pretty good. It'll be spelled. It'll be it'll be spelled

like, yeah, forgot there there it is, forgot about there. Forgot about that is so heard, that's so stupid. It's good though, forgot about get because that's a pretty that's like a hard that's like a nice one. That's that's kind of an easy song to do. I think like it's it's it's not too crazy like the flow is not insane. Yeah, there's well, I mean it is, Well, it's a lot. It's a lot of syllables especially, there's actually quite a lot. It's it's easy to

do because it's a whole thing. We could do like two verses maybe you know what I mean. We'll see, we'll see how it goes. Because because it could be like that's something I feel like we would have to do. I feel like we can't even do that for an extra AMO though, because that's gonna take a while. That that's gonna take a long ass time.

It's an hour to just do a normal song with repeating because of the all the all the syllables make it like hard to It would be one of those things where we'd probably have to like, uh, what we do, Like me and my friend what we should do because we have a lot of terrible songs like this. We would write our own lyrics and then we would compare and contrast. We come we we meet up in the studio and then we would all do that so we could meet up for the extra AMMO,

compare our lyrics, maybe even help each other. You know. Yeah, yeah, we'll do it on our we'll do it on our own and then come back and convene and for the extra ammal will we'll flesh it out. That's not a bad idea, yeah, because that's a fun that's a fun that's a fun song. And I feel like it's simple enough that we could like it's not wrap God or something, you know what I mean? Yeah,

where like that's not where my God there is. This is a part of me that wants to do that one part where I remember already started off by saying, like seemen on a humane human seem Human's pretty funny, but like I can't. I can't talk that fast and straight out. I can't do it. I've never attempted to do that. You gotta you gotta, you gotta say it, and then you gotta have somebody to speed it up

and then make it match. But that's hard because that means you have to but that means you have to like that means you have to like Haden slow but ian you have to. That means you have to slow the beat down and wrap to the slow down cadence. It's like a whole, it's like a whole of it. I think, well it is, but it's whatever. We'll figure it out. Yeah, Uh Jesus, such a long episode. Craig the Canadian. Richard Fisting declares that Craig the Canadian is dead.

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uh, Keith David, Uh yeah, longal Jury Longhal's great. Keith David's I mean, did you see that that video him that's been going viral lately of him, like welcome to hell mother or whatever the fuck? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, the head welcome to hell motherfucker, welcome to see the spawn skin and modern warfare too. Is that what he's been promoting? The spawn Skin? Modern warfare? Oh weird? Yeah, called dude, he's so fucking weird. He's just been promoting it. You can play as

NICKI Minaji called duty. Now it's so it's so over like it's that wait, there's a spawn skin. Well I might play this. I might play this for that they got they got gentleman, they got him. Ladies and gentlemen, they got him. I mean it intrigued me, but I'm not giving those niggas any money. I just I just it's funny too, because I don't even really hate called dud. You're like I used to hate called

you a lot more than that. You now like but like, I don't know, man, I just don't like I So to be fair, I bought Modern Warfare reboot from PS four, but I still haven't played it. I get around to it, and I was like, I played it. I played for a few hours. Yeah that's that's fine. Yeah uh anyway, Okay, Matt wants the hero of our time, sweet Babyank for Life, Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey Indie butter Knife on YouTube. Sandman's ass turning

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of mine. Big dick never seems so good. Let's go. I think British people. I think Europeans would kill deep inside. Yeah, honestly, these are good you know what's a good one. I'll write them down, all right, But we tied ass of mind at going. I ain't going to the UK. We do this one. They're gonna kill us. They're fucking Look. Look, dude, that's like their national anthem. Almost what Sweet Caroline in the UK? Yeah, it's if you've ever watched any sports

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Chris didn't see the fucking onion. And I love it because like at the very very how that's how we know, That's how we know who, that's how we know the real listeners. If you check out during the credits, you're doing yourself a real disservice, by the way, especially one with this one of the best parts, Like sometimes they go hard. JFK's head was

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