#169: Glitch McConnell is Back

Hey, look better perfect Fusion Frenzy. Welcome back to the Fusion Frenzy. Pot Oh wait, no, this is an extra Ammo. I can't introduce us like that. Hey, welcome back to the Start Tank. Uh, it's it's on Extra Ammo. We don't. We don't care how we introduce the show because it doesn't go that's the we should. We should just screech into the microphone for I do did I really? I do genuinely want I want this would be such a shitty like it won't be the the it won't

be the real extra Ammo. But like I do, I kind of want for like April for April Fools next year, we'll record a real one. But also I do want us to sit for an hour in silence and actually like record it so you hear are like lip movements, like slight like slight breaths. I really think that'd be it is dedication. It would be dedication to the bit anyway, Welcome, Welcome back to the Stock Tank. Quit

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do more recordings. We want to give you guys more because the Patreon has been just doing so well and you guys have been really fucking dope. A lot of you guys out there. I've seen clips of the show and and all that stuff, so it's it's just cool to see that. I want to keep that going. So two episodes a week starting in early September. So be prepared for that, uhared like the like the Lion King song with the Nazi lions. Yeah, yeah, that's true. It wasn't they were

Nazi lions. There were hyenas, but there was a led by a lion. Oh yeah, that's true. Anyway, prepared for the gas all right, relax? So man, what do we uh? What do we? What do we got? What do we got? What we got to? Okay, I want to start off with this because and and Kingston and Derek don't know anything about this. I didn't. I didn't tell them about it. I did tweet about it earlier, but I didn't mention that I was gonna bring this up on the show. I imagine Dragons is doing this on

purpose. Now they are, they are doing this on purp. They just came out with a fucking a joint collaboration with Bethesda for Starfield, and it's it can't be a fucking coincidence. It can't be a fucking coincidence at this point, like, it's not this, this this defies this is beyond just like, oh, what a silly coincidence that this is happening. Everything that

I even show a remote amount of interesting. It's never like a Sonic collaboration or a fucking balder Skate collaboration or a fucking I don't know anything, fucking no God of War, tomb Raider, a million different franchises. So what did they choose Halo Astion and Bethesda Games? What? What is? It's two specific mens at this point. I know, dude. People ask me a lot why I hate Imagine Dragons and I posted a TikTok about it because I made one years ago, two years ago at this point, and it's

still true. But I don't even think that's a fair question. I think the fair question is why does Imagine Dragons hate me? What did I do to them that they are specifically following me? Look? Leave me alone. Look, dude, all I gotta say is this right. They didn't have a ball, just get collaboration, and I thank God for that. No, exactly, they left you, They left you in peace. I don't even hate them. I wouldn't even been that mad at that wheeled into existence

at this point. And this is you. It's like when I'll never forget I'll never forget this. My friend Lonnie, she was or Leanna. She was iving and she was talking about how unlucky she is. She was like, bat shit always happens to me, and I kid you. Not a second later, a pebble flies into the car and hits her in the face, and I'm just like, you can't, you can't. This is just that's that is it? That is that is the universe bending in a negative

way because she is welcoming that energy. And I didn't believe that shit until I started experiencing weird shit like that and seeing your arc that's happening right now, or like you're like this guys, And then they just keep latching onto their like somebody really wants me to do this. They're getting the wrong signal. They think it's actually a positive. We are capable of manifesting the world we want around us to a certain degree, and you keep manifesting them in

things you love. It is your fault. Now, I have not talked about it's not your it's not your mentions or what you say. It's what you feel, the vibes, it's what you're not feeling. I can't feel you feel it, so I don't even I kind of like imagine dragons and they've never touched anything of mine, but you, you're them. Touching the things you love has permeated the universe to such a degree that now there, I bet money your kids are gonna like them. Watch. That's why I'm

not having kids. You say that you're not gonna have any kids you want, You already got kids. You just don't know about them. I don't think. I don't think. So. Yeah, little little little Chris Chrissy Chris Junior is gonna show up with a stupid ray gun toy, you know, and make it really obvious, really obvious, what a fucking master chief helmet on. It's so dumb. I don't know, man, it's just it's weird. It you have to admit that's bizarre, like it is.

It is. This is guys, listen. I really can't. I can't explain it enough. This year is absolutely stacked with huge games. There are probably more huge games this year than probably like than any year in recent memory that I can remember, sincerely, Like, actually, for real, there's so much shit. There's whereasent Evil, there was fucking dead Space, there was fucking all these new all these new they had fucking Zelda, Spider Man

twos around the corner, you know, Starfield, fucking Balder's Gate. It doesn't fucking stop. So the idea that they had so many options and by the way, all these games, like I was only like if they if they were if they did like a Zelda thing, I would have been like, that's weird. But I didn't care that much about it because like, whatever, it's Zelda, not that interested in it. But it's the fact that they chose the one thing that I was like genuinely curious about. You

know what I think it really is. Literally, I think it's the lead singer, that fucking guy, the the last man that that that still wears wife beaters. Uh he he is just a bit. He loves the same stuff you do. You guys are very like you. Guys would probably hang on at a bar and have a good time. He probably would. That. That pisses me off even more because I don't do that. I'm not doing that to his ship, you know, I'm not like, look that

you're basic enough. You're so basic to start the fucking lead singer from fucking this band that you hate is your fucking soul pal Well, to be fair, he also did like friend he also he also did what is it? I mean, they also did the fucking oh my god, what's that fucking show? The video game show, oh my God, Arcane, Arcane. They did the theme song for Arcane. I didn't care about riot, to be fair, like I didn't like that was outside. But let's the end

of the second. That is sincerely, what every song of their of their sounds like to me? Like it really likes their songs are way too easy to parody. I make I admit that their songs are like like a third grade of with like twenty five minutes could do it. Dudel, even weird Al couldn't make Radioactive listenable to me, Like I I think the biggest, the biggest, the biggest disconnect that I have with human kind, I think

is that it is the general consensus that Radioactive is a listenable song. Like I I sincerely, I feel like that is that might be the worst song ever written by anybody. It is. It is worse than it is, worse than it is, It is worse than Slenderman versus fucking Freddy Basberg. Like, I don't there's no there's no way you just said that. I really, I just mean that I mean, I think I think you think it like I think you think that like I think in your mind for real,

you believe it like it's the worst. But there's no way you just said that. I see a little person in my pizza Rhea. Is he gonna make it out? No, Mama Mia killing these people. It's very funny. That's a better line. Chaka and words in my tummy. That is better than radioactive. That blows a bit. It blows a bit. Look listen, it's a better lyric than breathing in the chemicals. Okay, it's better. I know. I mad myself lightheaded. I just taking so

much air chemicals, brow I bring in the chemicals. It's number one, I can say, maybe number two. Number one, I think objectively is that remix of a blue Dabba d I don't know if you've heard that song. Oh I'm good and I'm feeling all right or whatever. I think that is the worst thing. That is not a good song. That's not a good song. It actually makes me feel a little violent, Like I'll hear it at the gym and I want to attack somebody because it's so it's it's

it's going to moba shit. That's Derek, but he's growing a little bit too, Like it's growing slightly. It's oh, bro, I would keep listening that shit. I would a little bit. You're like, yo, that guy looks like a get so just huge and you can gorged. That is a really terrible that I will say that is a really terrible song. But it does have the unforced reality is that it's not an original song.

It's based on it. It's based on a song that does have a good melody, So that alone kind of like elevates it a little bit higher than fucking were you acted to me? Even though it sucks, It's not Look, there are worst songs. I'm feeling a right, I hate that shit so interior Croc, I drive a Chevallet movie. The better, the whole way better. The introt of that song is dog shit. But towards the end he actually starts rapping, and I'm like, yo, he's actually rapping

things together that are really good. But what else? Now I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. It is fucking his top tier in comparison, Like I really, you guys, remember you guys, remember the this is like two thousand and eight YouTube. Remember retarded running Horse retarded running Elephant. I know because you've showed it to me. Yes, yeah, yeah, that song, that song in their is worse than fucking Reoactive? Is that the Batman? Yo? Somebody said hold me. I saw in the comics section of

what somebody said that is, and I never forgot it. It's like, what I really really really want an inward to die? What is that? It's not really somebody said that, and I can't I've ever since I met you, I can't hear anything else. Okay, Tier, you are, so you're right about that fucking I'm Blue song on some level because they wrote that song in ten minutes. Probably I'm good and I'm good and I'm feeling

all right. It's such a horrible It is such a horrible line. I was talking to Jojo about this and I said, I know exactly what happened. These motherfuckers win a studio that you know that the songwriters they got together, they ad lived it. It was it was literally nobody corrected any There was no rewrites. They just went with it and they're like, good draft, yeah, first draft, easy, I'm good, Yeah, I'm feeling all right. Fuck you dude. This first of all, it's the opposite

of the song. Obviously, the feelings. Get the fuck Get the fuck out of your bro. You're right, that is that is a pretty. That is a pretty and there is an element that makes it worse because they're just tarnishing a song that is you know, well, I mean that song is also kind of shit, but it at least like has a good melody. It was a stupid song, but it fucking it felt good. It

felt good. It did feel good. Yeah, you're right. I'm looking at it all, looking out a list real quick, because I just I was curious about before we move on, what people think the worst songs are, and I thought that was actually kind of an interesting list. Oh yeah. And one thing that I thought was really funny and I forgot this existed, was do you remember Kevin Kevin Federline, Oh my god, maniac that was That was Britney Spears, right, Yeah, he was the dancer.

Yeah, yeah, he tried to get into music and he made a Brazilian butt shaker called Popo's Ao and that yeah, it's It was to the point where I remember people were just meming it because it just sounds like whatever, but people were just meming it and putting their own songs over it, like say, in the metal community, people are putting in the heaviest shit imaginable over it, and he's in the studio just like banging his head because it

was just so fucking silly. So I don't know if it's the worst song ever, but I just remember people hating on him like relentlessly. Oh man, I feel bad. There's some people on here. There's some song who let the Dogs Out of his number six. Okay, this fucking this is bullshit. This this is a butterfly by crazy Town's not an awful song. It's I don't know if you guys remember that song Come My Lady, Come, Come my Lady. You're a butterfly, sugar babe. And then there

was just it was just these white guys. It was one of the one of the best songs ever. I'd go is one of the best because because because it's just a straight up fun song. That is just a fun song to like fool around and just get crazy too. Let the dogs out? Can't I got sorry, I can't. I can't go with you on that. That's I that's such a fun song. It's not I find it Chris, do you not remember being a childhre in that song and be like yeah, and it's like having fun. I know, I remember feeling. I

remember, dude, I remember feeling it was. It wasn't a kid song. It wasn't a kid song when you came out when you were born there because it came out when I was in like I was like six or seven, so you will already that shit was already waste. I like hearing like, hay, little kids like jump around and have fun to that song. That's that's why I have a heart stop art of that song because my graduation was recently in that star dancing to that song, and I was like,

dang, I have had fun like that since I was that small. That's fun. That's good time. Who let the dogs out? Man? I don't know, but I remember. I remember. I have a very that's like top set songs for me. So here's the thing I remember having. I have a vivid memory of throwing up in a bathroom when I was like eight and that song was playing over that song was blaring over the loudspeakers,

and I remember just feeling like this is such a horrible experience. Type of reaction I have a yeah, it makes me that song, that song makes me gag still. You know what's me? You know when you throw up to the point that you're like, yo, I need to breathe now, like if I keep throwing up, I'm gonna die. I need I need

it or now you were like that, dude. It was the kind of it was the kind of it was the kind of throwing up where you've like you you you, your body does the action of throwing up, but nothing happens like ten times in a row, and then the eleventh time it's it's actual throw up that over and over. So like my stomach was just twisted

and like wretched and ship and I who lit the dogs up? Oh man, I'm so glad the baha man I still got the fucking the baham men are here to accompany me in this fucking gay Okay, okay, So so one thing I will say that would be that would okay, hold on, one thing I will say that would be that would be a fun ridiculous that would be a fun gay song. Somehow, somehow to get that work. I wouldn't even know where to begin. I wouldn't even know where to begin

making that like figuring that shit out. But I feel like if I make that song, I'll lose my ability to beet patois like, I'll like, I will make that song and then like over the night, I'm like, guys, I can't speak my only other language I mastered. Something's wrong, shows up, he appears, and he attacks me. I song. I feel like the whole Caribbean will just sink if that gets put out, it'll just it just like I was destroyed by the Caban. No, no,

please no, I was a joke. It was a joke. The So the twenty twenty, I don't know what list you were looking at, but the twenty more Songs of All Time. Number one is is We Built the City by Starship. That's not even that bad of a song. I think it's boring, but like it's not. I wouldn't call it bad. The second one is aky breaking Heart, which is infinitely worse than fucking Weir because that's like super iconic. That's likes a good song. That's just what's the

only song I know by Billy Ray Cyrus. That's the only song I know you breaking Heart? It is not a bad song. It's not It's not like it's not like a amazing but it's not a bad song, notoriously bad

song, is it? Thu? I thought that goes hard so that I will say it tonic song, but so it's It's that and who Let the Dogs Out are the only songs on this list that I agree with, because everything else is kind of yeah, everything else is kind of everything else kind of kind of ridiculous, like like fucking like what is this Barbie Girl by Aqua? I mean it's weird because don't don't worry, be happy? What

the fuck? That's a great song. There's a lot even on the list I was looking at too, there was a lot of good songs on there, so I didn't understand. I feel like you were just like stupid, almost like rock Star rock Star by rock Star by Nickelback. I mean, let's let's relax. Which one's relax you don enough photograph? One? Which one's hey, hey, I want to be rock star? I hate that song, but I mean I don't have it's that. It's not number five

of worst songs. Ever. I think the one worse than that is the one where do you guys remember they did where it's like if if if everyone cared like like, oh, this is the day that like nobody died. It's it's the thing everyone cared about it cry everyone loved. Nobody lies if everyone care and swallow their priss win. I don't heard that song, dude. I haven't heard that song since like two thousand and six maybe, And I that's crazy that I remember that. When I heard that song, was

like this is this is? This is gayer than four the Kissing four Men, Like there's this is. I was like this is I can't believe they wrote and released this song as like this is like what was that thing when all the artists got together we are the children or the world? We have the world? We have the world? Like it was that level. Why would you do this? I think The World was a good song, but

I think Michael's part is so good though. That's why, like all the other singers, it's insane watching him record that because it's hid with a bunch of like very famous white singers and Michael be like what the fuck is these are singers? Like he's just looking at them like how are they doing that with their nose? Like what's going I don't really remember the video footage,

do you see, dude. It's funny because it's like some girl like she sounds like a goat for a period of time and it's not Yoko Yo. I was just watching footage of Yoko with Chuck Barry and John Lennon us. That's sort of the funny that is such an iconic video of her. Just like fucking that entire setup, bro. But it's like looking at them, like what is He's like, he's start like it's he's singing, and then

the girl starts singing. He takes off his glasses and he looks at her and he's like what, I've been so immunized to Michael Jackson, like I just I can't. I can't, I can't. I can't say that I've ever listened to a song of his entirely on purpose. It's so weird because he has so many amazing songs, like like like a ton episode, because there has to be at least one song you like, Like, I think

there's there's elements of certain there's elements of certain songs that I like. The guitar on Bad, I think that like like that that riff on Bad, it is fucking awesome Bad. But then it's just that's right, right, and then it goes away. Yeah, it's fucking nuts and it's so cool, and then it goes away thinking but like it's he like bad is such a good's like fundamentally bad is a good song. I don't know how you could dislike it or like Smooth Criminals. It's not that I'm not saying I

dislike it. I'm just saying, like, pretty pretty young Thing due pretty things such a good song, dude, or like young Thing was okay, So I'll say pretty young Thing was ruined for me by vine. Vine ruined pretty young Thing for me because there was that there was that weird vine going around. It was like one of the only viral, like truly viral vines that I remember from back in like twenty thirteen or whatever, and it was just like it was literally just some fucking asshole making faces to p y T

and I just I het, I I hate it. I think because you didn't sit down and listen to them before, so you didn't have them in your brain before, like what this song? Because it's like for me, like what song is a song like I heard well before it became a meme and now that it's it became a meme. I'm like, oh, I'm never never gonna give you up. I think so because I remember my grandma liked that song because my grandma's old, obviously, and she was like,

oh, this is a great song. And then I heard saw the memes that it got annoying because I remember like trying to watch the pel shows so many times on YouTube and then that would come up, and I'm like, yeah, I want to see this guy say the N word. I don't care about this guy singing this stupid song. But I've always liked that song. It's a good song. M yeah, it's not a bad song. Became a joke that everybody was like, everyone cared no long. I love

that people hate I've been with you for the longest time. Whoa, I don't know that. I don't know that one longest time pop punk or if it's some old swing shit. No, it's like I think it's either doop or metal. Really Joe the longest time. My granddaddy so that song all the time. My Grandmo would be like, turn that off. I hate it, But I liked it a lot because I like my granddad comes one. I'm sure you guys would be like, yo, please turn this off.

It's so funny, so real, guilty pleasure. You think you guys would not want to you know, you're in your car, you wouldn't want to roll your you want to roll your windows up while listening to this one? What do you think you get? Like? I know what song it is now, like for real, because before I don't really have any but not I know. It's Decode by Paramore, the Twilight song. I fucking love that song. I'll keep that. I'll keep my windows down for that one. Man. I love Paramore. Yeah, yeah, no, no,

no, Paramore is fine. Do you know Decode, dude? Decode is one of my favorite songs. That fucking choruses dude, dude. Okay, look at so the second half of the song, well not the second half, the second chorus. She fucking drags out like one note. It's so fucking perfect. Ro I'm like, this chick doesn't she's an alien, She's too good. I love that song. I hate I don't be the funk about Twilight, but that song goes. I love that song because Twilight.

Actually I like both of those things. I'm singing it on a couple of octaves down but I'm singing it on acoustic. It's on Instagram like if you dig deep, I'm singing that shong. Dude, I love that song. At this time. It's like, so, it's like, how how did we get here? I used to know you so which she says, well, like I used to know oh wait, no, no, no, it's the second time around because I think I know you know, like when she says, because you know the second part of the chorus, yeah,

So, so how do we get here? I used to know you so well? And then how do we get here? I think I know? So she lingers on that no, and it's just I'm like, damn, I'm My balls would pop if I did that. It's just so good. She's such a good singer. It's unfortunate, brother, it's unfortunate that she's sang that song so well because it's a Twilight song and that's the comeback and they were like, no, we're not coming back for that movie.

Absolutely not. It's Twilight. This movie is stupid. It's dude, Okay, so I says, personally watched all the movies again, So Chris, I don't know, man, I'm so Derek might Derek might be mad at this. So I went to I went to Spotify and I I'm I put on if everyone cared, just because I'm trying to remember this. Yeah, I don't hate this look. It don't I don't hate I don't hate this look. I think it's actually pretty decent. The melody musically, the words.

The word sucks. That's my problem. The words are bad, but it's it's kind of a good it's kind of a good melody. I don't think, man, I'm alive. It's a it's all coming back to me. But yeah, I justly guilty. Yeah, the lyrics are bad. Guilty pleasure wise, Like I don't know, it would probably be something like out of Pocket, like Caramel Dancing or something, you know what I mean. We're like just euro pop, like just weird shit or evan Escence,

because I feel like there is an amount of shame to evan Escence. That's good. I like Evanescencebody knows that song though everybody knows, but it's kind of just that song. It's not that like I'm talking about. I'm not talking about that song. I'm just talking about Evanescence in general. Because if you're listening to evan Essence. Everybody knows it because that's nobody, no woman like that woman sound sounds uniquely like evan Essence, like Amy Lee for whatever.

It's weird because like when I think about her voice, I think like, oh, it just sounds like a not generic female singer, but you know, not not like necessarily super specific. But then you hear it, it's like, oh, that's clearly fucking Amy Lee. But I'm not talking about like, you know, what does it bring me to life or whatever I'm talking about like you know, my heart is broken? Do what you what you want? Erace this all that shit where it's like a racist.

I know those songs, I think because of just the age I am, And that's what's on MTV when eracist. A Racist was on the radio a lot when we were in in in Duchess, uh. And I remember specifically because that piano in the beginning was fucking cool as shit. And I think this is fucking weird, but that a little song called me when You're Sober, Yeah, yeah, and I was. I remember listening to remember touching that music video and my cousin coming in and me legitimately legitimately knocking my cable

box off the TV because I just couldn't not explain that. I was leading to it contently too, Like I woke up and I was like in my bed, like petting my dalis into that song, and he walked in. I just got up and knocked my cable box off my TV. And he was just like why did you do that? And I'm like, what was your explanation for that? I just went to the bathroom. I was like I saw something on there. I got freaked out, and he was just

like, dude, stop, like stop. I could have took the card out because I had to can't remember the cableside, like the little identified ucation cards. I could have just, oh my god, yeah, pulled the card out like I was eight and nine before he got upgraded specific memory, I totally forgot about that fucking little card, just taken it. I could have just taken it out, or I could have just changed the channel. I could have just tacked the last and put it back on like Nicktoons,

whoever the funk I was watching at like sixteen seventeen. But instead I knocked my cable box off. That would have broke. If that would have broken my grandma had to pay for another one that she would not have got me a new one. You're just not gonna have cable. Oh man, I've miss I've misheard you for a second. Was all right, let's I thought you said Nick Tunes. Uh, all right, let's let's let's move on. Fucking What's what's next? Mitch McConnell fucking died again on fucking stage again,

died live again. He died live again. He can't stop dying. This dude's buffering up a storm four weeks in a row. I look, we gotta you can't have people this old in doing the jobs that they're doing. You can't have it. It's getting ridiculous. It was already ridiculous before, but now that like people like it's so funny too, because, like I don't know if you guys have seen the video. We did kind of like briefly. We brought this up like pretty much immediately before we started recording,

so this wasn't really much time look at it. But like in the video, he is he's like he's like in front of a podium, and he's like in front of like a bunch of cameras. He's given like a like a speech or something. He's talking to a bunch of people and he just he's staring, and then some lady comes up next to him like does the thing. It's like, hey, did you hear the question? Senator?

And he goes and he goes and she goes like, so you're gonna run again in twenty twenty six, And I'm like, bro, it's not. Do you want you want this dude to run in three years? Three years from now? You want this guy around? I don't want vessels broken, dude, I so desperately want vessels broke. Look Jerrymander the rest of

the blacks out of the voting caucus, and dude looks. I don't I don't know what he believes in his heart, and I don't want any one to be racist, but it would be awesome if he just lost enough connection

with reality to understand what he should and shouldn't say in certain situations. And there's part of me that does hope that there's like a deeply bigoted heart under there, so that one day he's just in front of a camera and he goes, he I want him to just whisper, like loudly whisper the N word over and over again into the microphone after ten minutes of dead silence on a panel and on a podium or something like I just want but also horrible.

It'd be pretty great, that would be really funny, like I would laugh a lot, but also be like, damn, dude, shouldn't be

a change. Dude, shouldn't be up there. It's almost like, you know what I hate about it, It's like it almost makes me feel bad for him, And I don't like feeling bad for these people, because like it's like clearly like elder abuse type shit going on with these people, Like we need like old fucking senile assholes in power, and we're just gonna we're gonna shove Joe Biden into the room and hope he fucking doesn't fall asleep, like when he fell asleep in front of those like Maui victims. Did you

see that. No, he fell asleep. He went to Hawaii, uh to hear to hear of to like some benefit for the for the for the Hawaii for the Maui fire, and he fell asleep. And it's like, dude, you can't you can't have these people where they are, man, it's ridiculous. Get him out the maximum ads should be the maximum age for a politicians should be fifteen, and the lowest age should be ten. We should have eleven. We should have eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,

fifteen year olds running the country. The youngest should be stupid, and the youngest should be twenty thirty and the oldest shy, pretty fucking old. But sixty nine, yeah, is good. That's when you ride up until the sunset. No, no, no, no, no. I think I think fifth. I think fifty five. No, no, no, I would say, I would say sixty. Sixty is when you leave. Sixty nine works for me. I think five together there you you could still be together. I think thirty thirty to sixty now. I think twenty five is

fine. I think six is good. I think twenty five they're still kind of figuring out who you are. You're not even done developing mentally. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. I think it's yeah, exactly, so you're done, which means twenty five is fine. But yeah, but you just got to that state. You gotta be. You

gotta understand that you don't have a life. Dude, you're under saying it doesn't matter, like you don't have a life outside, Like you're a politician, your your job is to politize or whatever the fuck, politicize whatever the fuck. I just wonder doing because people always complain about jerrymandering, where they do certain things or they try to keep certain demographics out from voting or whatever.

Poor people are usually ostracized because a lot of times on average, and then black and brown people because they tend to vote leaning left, and then so they try to do all these dirty tricks. And I wonder if this will be the tactic where if you try to age Kate, they're gonna say, this is like the same fucking thing, even though it should be pretty

obvious. I would think the solution would be doing a competency test, being making sure that you're fucking good cognitively, and that will like that should be the baar fucking minimum. But then it's like, Okay, who runs it? Is it a third party somebody who's divorced from the branches to make sure that it actually stays independent and not fucking corrupt. It's such a it's so deep in corruption that like like it's like, how do you actually fix it?

At this point, barring doing like what the good old boys fantasize about doing where they're like, we want a revolution, but they always wanted for the dumbest reasons, Like they're not like, hey, we're getting completely screwed and my my, all my benefits are disappearing and minimum wages and going up federally and everything else is is you know, they're not they're not trying to storm the capital for that, you know what I'm saying, But like they

have these fantasies doing that shit barring that, How the fuck are you gonna get the mid McConnell's and people adjacent to him to actually leave when they're they're clearly mummies, they're fucking fossils. And then we've seen it live happen now multiple times and they're still there. How do you fix that? Actually, about this, right, once there's an intelligence test for one thing, it's gonna sweep the world, so they're never gonna start doing that. Once it's

like, oh, you gotta be competenough to do this test. There's nobody do a competent tests for us as well, and this when it's gonna become too popular, so they can't ever start competence tests for anything. Agree, it's gonna be like, oh, yeah, why don't we do it for everything? That makes sense? Now? Why don't we do it for for jobs and for X, Y and Z. Because I'm sure there's people out

there that are more competent and most doctors that exist. You put them in a right situation and they understand that, they understand the curriculum and unstend what they do and they'll be like, oh, I can be a doctor better than this guy. Let's go for ten years. And it says by a piece of paper he knows what he's doing, but I don't know. Just kill him. Just kill the old people, man, Jesus, simple solution. Just let them bruise their hips and it gets like internal bleeding and they

die in like a week. I just want them to be like so some batman, but that like for that specific shit, Like they take out the Mitches and they take out the Pelosi's, like all these people. Yeah, like it's time to like they'll just be the Boogeyman, like they're like Father Time, the Father Time. Yeah, it'll be like the Father Father Time with the cowl on or something. It's like a fucking kid it just whoops

people's asses that clearly shouldn't be around anymore. He'll fucking beat up Joe Biden, He'll beat up Pelosi, He'll beat up McConnell, every other old piece of who's that fucking other old fucking broad that is completely senile? Fine, thank you? Yeah, yeah, just all beat them all up. It just trying to break their limbs. Like back, I didn't kill this person, Yeah, dance fine. Sign has some fucking Harvey Dents ship going on,

Like each side of her face looks like a different person. It's it's it's truly insane, Like that's get out of here, get out of here, so deep leave? Uh all right? What else? What else we got? That guy? Fucking so. I don't know anything about this guy who stole who stole the copies of Starfield? I only I only briefly saw. Yeah, I don't know much about him either. All I know is

that he's he's like there's he's got He's got quite a few fans. There's a lot of people that are like, oh, I I'll free free him. I like what he did, But at the same time, why did you film yourself doing everything? He filmed himself stealing the ship. He had commentary after the fact, he filmed himself doing transactions of selling, like it's thet it really is. How much of did you get in? So I'm

looking, I haven't right, I have it right here. A Tennessee man has been detained after reportedly attempting to sell copies of Starfield that he had stolen. He has been charged with felony and misdemeanor theft defenses, as well as marijuana possession for forty and forty minutes of Forthcoming But that's the RPG gameplay have been leaked. This is the person allegedly responsible, and it's the video of him just sort of recording himself talking about it. So charged with felony and

misdemeanor theft defenses. I don't know what I mean. Felony doesn't sound great, so that's that's probably not not great, although I mean, I guess, oh well, I guess it's Tennessee. I was wondering what the marijuana possession? What the fuck? It really is crazy, how much like different states are basically different countries. Yeah, because like it's it is so insane.

How little marijuana means here if anything. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, it's really it's it's also it's like, okay, yeah, we are a country technically because yeah, marijuana is still a schedule in drug federally,

it's still illegal, which it's This country is so stupid sometimes. I actually most times, it's like I like living here to a certain extent, and then you hear about dumb shit like that, like somebody can go to prison for an extremely long time versus over here where it's like, yeah, whatever, just pick it up from the dispensary and go wild, go nuts. It's insane. You can buy a weed from this dude. If you would have told me a sixteen to get buy from a dispensary, eventually in a

futurepic, that's impossible. So many people are in jail for smoking weed or just having it on them, and now it's true, but people are still in jail. That's crazy, bro, that's so crazy. And I'm just like, okay, are we gonna do something. People got felony charges about people got felony charges on their fucking thing. They're in jail with murderers and rapists and child partnographers and these motherfuckers just had a weed on them. That's

it. They just a bunch of eat on us. It's he'sn't even talking about releasing them or like changing the system. Like, imagine you can get out of jail. You got to jail a few months before they make that law, right, they edit the law. You still can't vote, you still can't fly places, you're forever no longer able to get a good job. And on top of that, I just want to say, and to extrapolate, you could still be the president though, Yeah, what the fuck?

What is like like, like I I feel countries laughing at us, Like I feel their energy. They're about this, Like it's like a reverse spirit bomb. Yeah, yeah, exactly that. Yeah, it's humiliation. What's crazy is that I feel like for a long time we hit how fucking completely asked aninely stupid this country was for a while, and then the Internet just let the floodgates open, or how stupid America is bro because I don't

think Americans are particularly stupid. I think that's the thing that other countries say. And then like when it comes to being I don't think I don't think we're I think we're in fact more well versed about the world than most parts of the world. In general, because we have so many kinds of people here. I think, because we have so many kinds of people here,

like you, that translates intelligence. Well, I think it's more well versed about the world than a lot of people because we interact a lot of different kinds of people. So I mean, like I think, I think, and a means of talent, like how to explain it, Like like an American person will likely know more about the experiences of different groups of people than most other people in the world because of how many kinds of people the average

American runs into in their life. I mean don't know if I agree, because I feel like I don't know, because I think about like some smaller countries, like maybe like in in Eastern Europe or even even even just in Europe in general, I guess where not only are they forced to interact with other people, because those countries are so small that they're often like intersecting with each other, and like people are people are often going from Spain to Italy

to to to Grease and all that stuff. Like it's a lot more common to go across country lines over there, and that's more direct, like it's it's much easier to interact with cultures that are actually like significantly different as opposed to hear which is like it's more of a melting pots. But those cultures, the Eastern European ones, are not that's innately different. Well, they're similar, They're very similar in fact, but their languages are almost the same.

Often. Yeah, but they also speak more languages than we do.

That's what that is. But that's what I'm saying. It's like, I think, because they are more at the like, we do interact with a lot of different people, but the people that we interact with are mostly like, you know, generally assimilated in some way, like they might be from somewhere else there and they yeah, yeah, but but they're generally still like American, you know, like it hang out with like a New York Jewish guy is a lot different than you know, yeah that which is more likely

to Yeah. I don't know, because I feel like I feel like people say Americans are dumb. I think we're I don't think we're the smart. Yes, I think our curriculum is broken as shit. I think that's true. I think which is causes people to be stupid. I mean, I don't I think a lot of people that went through the curriculum. They're like, like, that are not They're just they went through the curriculum, so the way they learned in school. But they're not dumb people at all.

They are, well, that's what makes them dumb. Not exactly that's not true. That's not exactly true. There's there's a difference between the curricu The curriculum deals with what you learned while you're in school, knowing when you're in school, right, I don't I don't blame people for not knowing stuff, which is just like a lack of education can be a cause of being ignorant. You don't know a lot of stuff. But then there is just willfully

stupid and willfully ignorant. There's people they don't care about knowing shit because they think they know everything already. And we're kind of getting you gotta think about this. You gotta think about how somebody like Trump, for example, it's still the front run argument. There are tens of millions of people still willing to even though he is so obviously guilty. But there's tens of millions of people who think this is some type of Joe Budden has nothing to do with

the investigation Jack Smith or whatever the fuck the guy is. They have no connection. Joe has stayed quiet. He's I've nothing to do with this investigation. And these people think it's the Joe crime family that's doing it all. It's arresting the political They think this because they're stupid. You can't. There's no other way you can think it, because if you weren't stupid, you would know. Oh, like, if you know, like I said, you read, you read the in Diamonds the entire or at the level of

like I would say, fifth grade reading. And I don't mean that as like to be like, oh you're It's like, literally, you can read it. It's extremely easily digestible. It answers all of your questions of oh, they're purse skeeting for free speech. It's like, no, that's not how you can. You can you can say, you know, you can say like I'm gonna kill my mom, right, that's free speech. But then when you make a plan to kill your mom, that's no longer just

free speech. You were conspiracy to kill your mother. And that's the whole difference. It literally makes the It tells this in detail. But these people are so astronomically stupid that they can't. They they refuse to just live in reality. And to me, that's not it's the information is right in front of their fucking face. I feel like time, it's something other than just

simply like like you're right giving. I'm just giving an example, like like someone not being able to comprehend word and in front of them exactly how it is. Obviously, there's a lot of context to words, but when there's something like a claim, like a full long claim of someone doing something chrominal activity and verbatim, there's no ability to like decipher and incorrectly. It's like stroke for stroke right there. This is what these words mean. There's no

trying to hide it, there's no double meaning. It's just right in front of you. People choose not. But I feel like that's not most people. But also I can be wrong if I haven't most people things. Unfortunately, I think it is most people. Unfortunately. I think I don't say this to be like I don't like talking like this, I really don't. I don't like saying that. I think most people on average are dumb. I don't like saying that because it makes me sound like I'm fucking trying to

put myself above these people. That's not what I'm trying to do. But I just think it's just a reality when you look at statistically how people vote, how say, for example, how people will continuously vote against their own interests, how you will try your very as to get people to get on board with the Bernie Sanders as someone who actually gives a fuck, who wants to actually change and do real shit. And there is too many people that

would just allow that shit not to happen. And I'm like, if most people were intelligent, I don't think this would be happening. I don't think we would allow it to happen collectively. I think about any anything, any the pandemic, anything, If we were intelligent, we would have hit the herd you know what we needed. We would hit seventy five immunity. We would have whooped the pandemics asked so fast. We wouldn't be talking about this

shit at all. I think, unfortunately, there's just too many dummies, and we are unfortunately under the mercy of them because they kind of they are easily manipulated. They they mean, well, they know what they want. Dumb people know what they want. They want to live good. They want good wages, they want healthcare, they want all that shit. If you yeah, I don't how to get them. So then they some fucking snake oil charlottean piece of shit, will pretend they're going to protect them, and

then they just take advantage of them. It's fucked a lot of people. The So we have the father time vigilante. We got to just have a real politician batman that just whoops all of these people's asses. I would say, I was saying that for I would say that for years. It's like we need like, we need something. We just need some guy going around and beating these people up sincerely, like like I'm like, we we just need someone, someone who's capable, you know, and not because I do.

I don't know. Man, there was there was a look. I'm not look, I'm not saying I agree with this. I'm not saying I disagree with it either. I'm just mentioning I did see I did see uh uh you know, I saw an image that was like, uh, I can't remember what the con nexus, but it was, uh, make politicians afraid to start their cars again. And I remember thinking like that's crazy, that's crazy, and that's pretty wild. That's pretty that's pretty that's pretty crazy.

I'm not saying I'm not I'm not saying I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying it just so. I'm just I'm just recounting something that I saw that I found interesting. Let's an amount of questions. Jesus Christ sweating like, hey, son, could you start my car for me? Please? That's pretty Yet you get your son? You get dude? Can you okay,

wait wait wait wait hold on, can you imagine? Can you genuinely imagine for a moment, being like, there's a politician who is so sinister that he understands that what he's doing is so bad that he is definitely on someone's list. That he has a child with the express purpose to start his car, to start, to start his car, open his doors, to stay in funt of him at every age, like he knows someone's fitting for

him. Bro, he knows. The kid turns his door knobs, the kid starts his cars, the kid takes the first taste all his food. It's it's say like, hey, like real talk before we get questions, why can't we all crowdfund hitmen to do whatever they want to do whatever they wanted. We just we just hired them. But they're just gonna be there. You know, we're not saying anything specific, we're not giving specific instructions.

It's just all implied. And what I mean by that is because what I mean by that is I think everybody knows and everybody agrees, it doesn't matter what your political affiliation is, that the Clinton hit lists is like real. I think everybody knows that their long list of people who just happen to have heart attacks and weird things happen to them where there where, It's it makes no sense. It's it's as open as Epstein. I think everybody understands

that. So it's like, if they're able to do this dumb, wacky shit, why can't fucking you know, the American people have a go fund me and just like, you know, because this person's so fucking crazy, Hey go America. That's not because like, hey don't understand how not see? We don't, But why is it okay? Why do we allow there to be a Clinton hit list? Go fund go fund me? Let's say, all right, just go fund I rest my kidgine. Can you imagine

how would you feel? How would you feel. How would you feel, actually, how would you feel if you woke up one day you're I don't know, some random you're some random politician, right you woke When you wake up one day, your David is trending and there's a fundraiser to kill you from the American in people and it's over a billion dollars. It's it's over a billion dollars. And you're like, it has more individual dollar donations than there are people in the United States, like buy a buy a lot.

So like you start seeing you start going to start seeing you start seeing politicians names too. You start seeing serbian politicians names. You're like, oh no, everyone everyone gave a dollar. Your cousin, I bet you're gonna your dog, your dog cuddles, Bracken cuddles. I bet you're gonna start voting in the interest of the American people after that. I bet that's what you

see shadows lurking throughout your house. There's just looming shadows. There is there is there is an element of like, they do have so much control, and they are so and they do have so much power, and they do have so much influence in money that like, unfortunately, there really is no incentive for them to do. But what the American what the American people need them to do outside of genuine fear, it's it's it's it's it's it's fucked

up. It's fucked It shouldn't have to be that way. People should just be motivated by just like I don't know, being a basically decent person. But I mean, it reminds me of in Puerto Rico. Like I bring this up all the time because I'm so proud of it. I love I

love that island for for doing that. But like when the neyor or the governor of Puerto Rico, whatever the fuck they call it over there, when he was like withholding aid or something from the from the from the island during I think the hurricanes or something, they wheel they fucking guillotine up to his office. They wheeled the guillotine up to his house, and he fled, he ran away. I think he's gone. I think he's got. I'm

pretty sure he's got. I don't know like what the situation is. But even if he fled and came right back, I assure you he feels way differently, you know about like I'm not saying. And by the way like when and by the way, when I say all this shit, I'm not saying like literally like I'm not saying like, oh fucking going, you know,

put these people in a tribute and throw them into the sun. But like the understanding that that's possible is you know, like the like I don't know, man, Like there is truth to the idea that like they have to know that there they work for us, you know, and it's why and I don't know. It's crazy that they don't guess why. I just would have I don't want to the people, the January six people, if they were just for the I wouldn't have been mad if it was for the

right reasons. Meaning there are so many good there's so many good reasons. There's so many there's so many good reasons to do what what happened on January sixth, and they chose the worst reason ever. It's like it's literally the dumbest, that the shittiest, the most embarrassing modern American history. Bro it

is super it is super embarrassing. It's it's embarrassing because like we had a bunch of people who were angry enough to take action to go storm to storm the capital and then what they got in there and then they just sort of took selfies and and left. They got in there for the wrong reason, went there for the dumb reason. They attacked. A bunch of people got hurt from no, like that poor that poor security guard that was like telling

him stay back, and they looked like zombies like approaching him. Like that was so sad. That was like one of the moment where I'm like, what do we do? And then there was that, and then there was that dumb woman who fucking crawled over the security line and in the fucking capital expecting not to be shot today, Like that's crazy, Like, yeah, they fucking killed that woman, and of course they did. She's crossing the dude, you're breaking into the capital when they mob like you're I don't know

what you are going to die? Yeah, don't. That's that's Darwin ship though, like it really is. I'm surprised. I'm surprised it didn't get worse than it did because, like you know, like it obviously, yeah, you know why you'd assume the fact that they didn't call the swats, like the fact that like the nothing happened that like that, well they are swat officers there, I'm pretty sure, like by defy, but like,

dude, that's a coup. That's literally a coup. Like if they had those those people had more gumption, that could have been a full fledged Yeah, there was there was enough people that didn't so like for example, the Proud Boys had actually had gun cases stashed around, so they were ready to do something. If they saw that it was going in the direction that they wanted to go, they would be like, all right now bringing the reinforcements

were actually doing this. There were people that came with zip ties, you know, certain there were some people who were dead serious. There was a lot of people that were just you know, your yokels that were just we're doing something, and you know, like the that baked Alaska guy, like he's obviously he's not a revolutionary guy. He's just there to just be stupid.

So it was a mixed bag that had no direction. But one thing is clear from reading the indictments, it is apparent Trump said himself he aware that the election was not stolen, but he's just gonna say it, and he's going to will into existence him winning at all costs, even though he knew that he lost and so that's the biggest thing that these people don't understand, and they still don't believe it now, and I'm like, God, damn, I wish you guys were just angry like us for the right reasons

and then go crazy. We'll cheer you on, man, Go fucking go crazy, Go slap some politicians up and shit, and be like, stop fucking hiking up everything, stop fucking letting the lobbyists fucking suck you. You know what I'm saying. It's just but you understand, you understand that it's things are it's it's crazy, it's misused danger, it's completely ah man, so depressing. Anyway, let's move on to some fucking questions. Huh, let's fucking do it? Uh Uh. Dicicado Succacado wrote it. He says,

high, there a long time listener. First, I've subscriber here since there's a bunch of hilarious snark Tank animated videos out there. Are there any classics snark Tank moments you guys wish were animated but haven't been touched yet? Dude, I'm sure what pisses me off is that I know I have a bunch of answers to this but I can't. I don't know. We've done so many of these and we've recorded fresh. Definitely the fucking there's something that I I mean, maybe I shouldn't see this. Oh let me let me

say the other ones. So the pee wee Herman shit, I would like to see Pete with Herman in the theater and then like you know, hitting somebody in the head, fucking tripping up the cops and like all that whole scenario was I picture in my head and just seems so fun. And I want to see the baby's getting slapped in the that competition, those babies inside of the fucking nursery and then they're getting in and I'm too strong to be

stopped. And that's fucking hilarious, Like animated babies being slapped. That's the only way it works. It's the only way you can see that. It's way too many moments, like it's it's a lot, man, there's there's there's too many smiling uncle feel smiling underwater. Oh yeah, that that that that entire extra ammo is is that that entire extra ammo when we rewrote Independence Day could be like like if that was animated, even even just storyboarded in

like a really simplistic way. I would I would Yeah, I would be so happy to see something like that. But we talked about releasing that one as a sample free uh for should we still do that? I kind of forgot about. Yeah, yeah, like that's right, Yeah I should do the sample. Hey, guys, we should absolutely do that. That's a good idea. Yeah, okay, absolutely, Yeah, we just throw that in some random day of the week, figure that out. That's yeah,

that's that's a good idea. That because that's that was a great extra. Amo. Man, that was just so fucking good. Uh. I don't know, there's there's probably a million, dude, there, there are things that I I I'm gonna try. I want to kind of try and get

into that. I don't really listen to podcasts really ever, but I thought recently where it's like, man, we've done so many of these now that I feel like I want to start almost listening to the first few episodes of what we did here, like the first like the episode five and onward, just to see like how different it is. I want, like I want

to see like what's changed. And also just too because there's so many ships, there's so much things that there's so many things that we talked about and so many things that happened, and so many like improvise sections that I'm sure we're fucking hilarious that we don't remember now because it's been so long, definitely, and it's it's it's pretty crazy. I was listening to like one of the early episodes yesterday and I was like, it's crazy because it's like I'm

listening. It's like I'm listening to it to a pie, to something I've never heard before because it's so distant. Yeah, it's nuts, but it is nuts anyway. Yeah, what would you guys do if if nothing? Forget it? No, I gotta hear this, So, like do you remember, Like so we did most of the podcast during the time of COVID, during the era of us being locked down, Right, how would you

guys feel if we had to do that again? Like what if COVID happened again and went through another period of like another like extreme lockdown this time? Probably I would be really fucked up, because I mean, dang, I'm gonna hit thirty and embargoed again. Because for me, the problem is that I feel like I didn't get a chance to spend my twenty seventh and twenty eighth year of my life having excuse me, having fun that just didn't do

anything in those two years. It's like, well, I mean, it's such a small fucking time in your life, man Like, it's true, but it's such a it's such a recent time. That's what it makes me bothers me like it's very small and I'm in years years past. I'll be like whatever, but it was such a recent time. I see it was

annoying, And of course it was. It was definitely annoying. I just I guess I reflect on time quite a bit, and I think about it's kind of like when people are age even say things like, oh, I'm kind of afraid to be an old person because you see how decrepit old people are. And I say, I don't think old people if today, are going to exist by the time we're old, I think these are the last I think, this is this is it. We're gonna be way more advanced,

medicine is gonna be infinitely better. I think the only way we'll look like that is if we're probably a hundred and fifty years old or something. And so I tell people to look at things in that perspective of time. It's just like say COVID, where it's like the lockdown was whack as shit in those years, but at the same time, like there's such a tiny fraction of our lives that who gives a shit at the end of the day.

I'm like, I'm moving forward. Of course in the present, if it happened again, I'll be damn it, right, But like I'm personally, I'm already over. Like there's people who have fucking PTSD from from the fucking from the mask and all that ship, and I'm just like, yo, so funny. I was like, dude, you there's nurses, there are people in the medical field that wear this shit every fucking day. What

is wrong with you? That is, I will say, that is something that I kind of wish we took wet those dirty masks, the stupid I

feel I do. I do wish I do wish we I do wish we learned something from that in some way where it's like because I I don't know, man, masks, I don't know that they're they're not fun, but like I mean, especially when people are sick, I did I do like that that's like a thing in what is a Japanese culture or like maybe Asian culture more broadly, where like if somebody's sick, they will wear a mask

just because like out of out of just basic you know, consideration. And I have masks uh still in my I don't really wear them really, but like if I kept him for that purpose, because I remember specifically feeling like that's a lesson I do want kind of taken from this. It's like, if you're gonna go out and you're gonna be sick, at least like be consider it. Sorry, do you have a bunch of masks still? Even if I don't, I mean, it's it's great because it does two things.

It does. It does mitigate the spittle that you're because everybody you spit when you talk, so even if you don't notice it, so it mitigates the spittle which transfers fucking viruses and Germans blah blah blah. And also just the visual people know, so they'll know to keep distance from You're like, oh, that guy's probably sick, so you kind of stay away then just being right extra person you don't fucking know. It is such a courteous thing to do. Nah, dude, we're Americans, but we don't want to

send courteousy Yeah, is that curteous? You see? Can't even came courteously, that's ever courteous. Dude. We're dumb, we're domin we're rude. Who we think that everything that we're told to do is an approachment on our freedom. But it's like, dude, what's freedom when you use it to

destroy yourself? Huge, huge, huge philosophical conundrum right there that people talk about a lot, but it's like it's true, Like what is the point of having to do what you want where you're just gonna kill yourself for the Yeah? Yeah, I just want These people were so mad about that where it's like, okay, the stores, every story go to. You know, you might be a person that likes to live your life without putting your

shirt on. You love going out there, but then there's establishments that you have to have a shirt on. They're not gonna let you just walk in without shoes, no shirt, no service, no service. Like people they understand this and they don't give a flying fuck. Sois I just want to yah? See, you can come with you can be like Donald Duck, dude, you get Donald ducking it, Bro, winning to pulling it. Bro, I hear pulling it. Bro, my whole bottom tell me in

my dick out, Bro, put your dick away, Walter. But the idea somebody walking outside, but a nice pair of shoes on, Like they got a pair of like black shoes, the sots, you know, like the church shoes. Yea, and they got a nice button up and then dick is out. It's crazy, Bro, no pants, he's got a blaze wrong with no pit. His whole dick is in a wind. Bro. That's awesome. I'm like, what do you do it? Come on, Walter, I'm not gonna have sex right now, Walter. I'm not

gonna Walter. I'm not gonna give you a Cleveland steam of Walter. I'm gonna give you a blumpkin. I'm not gonna give you a blumpkin. Walter, not gonna give me what is a bumpkin? Again? That's Walter. That's when you give the blow job. By you're taking a shit, you get the blow planet. Bro. Yeah, someone's gonna love you to suck your dick while you're shitting. Someone's love you. Why would you want that? That's so awkward, dude, it's release. It's pure release. That's

even you know what. I quit that, I quit the show. I can't hear that again. I can't hear something like that again. Okay, we're taking casting for Chris Wait, which was the next episode is critical instead of you you just it's critical, we call it critical. He just becomes that's insane. He was going on, welcome to the Starting podcast, as as as a phoenix, as a phoenix does that every every every so often. I've risen from Nash's and now I'm here to work with these new guys.

I don't know. So they're black, that's about it with black people. These are the first black people I've ever spoken to directly. In fact, you know, I'm spoken to Sneako, but I won't know what the fun that nigga is. I don't know what that back and forth, That back and forth with him and Sneak, I was so fucking funny, Like when when they were talking about like the clips, yeah, in the in

the gun that's so so good. It was so funny because like Sneako was just like saying, such stupid ship and Charlie just made fun of him for just being stupid or he was like, here, here, here, these are mags. You're dumb. You're dumb. You're dumb, You're dumb. It tries tries a guy like I like trying. You're not gonna believe.

You're not gonna believe that Sneaky actually wanted me to fuck his girlfriend. I don't understand this, you guys just see, like, stop sucking stinkers girlfriend critical fucking I can't even imagine, imagine are the words that would not be able, that would it would never, it would never fucking they would imagining imagining fucking Mike Rman Trout from fucking breaking bad even mentually, Like I've been watching I've been watching Sniper Fall Day. Yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot,

I forgot, I forgot my agreed and you're Avarice. You couldn't leave Sniper will Folade. I can't the original E girl, No, I's just like only one. She's an early one for sure, but like I wouldn't say like the originals. She's like maybe like the egos before her, but she's like one of the Wolf was like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen something like that. Dude, she's like twenty twelve. Man is the SS a maybe a racist reference. I don't know. Stop is that? Did we miss

that? Did we miss its? Racist? Are you a? Are you that makes you snip a wolf for you? I'm sorry, Walter. I've been watching this feud between Jack's films and Sniper Wolf and it's really imitating. Oh my god. I've been meaning to fucking h Jack about doing the doing something because yeah, Yetta, now the time, I haven't seen him in a while. I gotta hang out with Jack and yeah, we gotta,

we gotta, we gotta hit him up. I'm always like, just so fucking don't well, I'm not gonna be able to see nobody for a while because I'm gonna be star fielding it up for a while. And I know it's I know it's just gonna consume the next week to have fun. And my parents are gonna be here. I want to, I do want to get everybody together. Well, my parents are here for something like at dinner. Uh okay, all right, let's move on. Let's go n DC

thirteen. Hey losers, first time pretroon subscriber. Been listening to you guys since you got on the internet. Basically, here's a stupid uh, here's a stupid question. Has there ever been a time where one of you got into a petty deep argument with each other to the point where you really weren't sure if you could come back from it, and didn't want to be butt buddies anymore. Choose something besides stupid shits, Sweeney says, we all know

it's his fault. Uh. I don't know if this has ever happened. There's never There's never been something that me and Chris have argued about that's been that has not ended in laughter. Even like we get the most skeeded at each other, it's always ended in laughter. The most heated arguments that we usually get into are like the least interesting, not at least interesting, but like the least important things like if we're talking about something serious, it's almost

never an a heated argument. If ever, like, I don't think it's ever been a heated argument. I think the funniest thing. The funniest things are, though, the arguments that we have that are not on camera. The ship that said in those arguments are unbelievable, like the things like our feet, like the white N word, bro, that's not an arsation, that's not an argument argument, but it was a serious conversation that like Lily

was listening in on it. She was so mesmerized at like the fact that we gave such a stupid creation like lore, like like that's what we've We've built so much fucking lore at a dumb shit. But that those aren't argument. Those that's just us actually they just intending to improv something stupid into existence

and then coming and running away with it. An actual argument, like like a genuine argument is that we are getting into is never really heated, but like the heated ones are usually the ones that are just the most entertaining. Like it's literally like the circus tent argument that that we had ages ago, that was not like a serious like it wasn't a joke, Like we weren't not arguing. We were genuinely arguing, but it's not it wasn't serious,

but we were getting so fucking angry. And there was another one we were talking about because somebody was Thankfully, these are the only ones I remember because people happened to record them because they understood that history was happening. The fucking do you remember the argument that we had about Omni Man and the Hulk, Yes, that's I have that on on my TikTok because someone a friend of ours, was recording it on her on her like really shitty phone, so

it's it's really horrible quality, but it's it's that phone. That phone was. That phone was slightly better than a pub butter. Dude, it was I that was a Fisher Price walkie talkie that had a motorial eraser stapled onto it. That was not a real phone. I have no idea how that worked at all. I think the funniest one was the North conversation we had because the North Conversation, in the middle of the conversation, I realized that was wrong and you can see the pain on my face when I realized it.

I was like, that was a video streaming. That was streaming, right. I think that was that was in our house. That was in

our house one time. It was me, you and Jalen arguing about it, and then in the middle of the country, I was just like, I feel like, I feel like this video of that same and this video of that for sure, it's probably like in one of my videos from like ages ago, Like I probably it was probably just some random insert or like at the end, because I would always just throw our fucking Shenanigans in at the end of videos to just fucking because I had so much of it.

I remember that conversation because I remember realizing it was wrong. I remember my brain realizing how that north became south eventually, and I was just like, yeah, So the conversation. So the conversation, so the conversation for people who who aren't familiar with it. We were having an argument. And so whether or not you could you could walk north forever, and you know you can't. You can only go as north until you can only go north until

you hit the north pole, and then you're no longer going north. You're going south. And that was kind of the arm that was north, but you're no longer heading north. Yeah, you're no longer heading north, so you can't you so technically you cannot go north forever. And even though degrees you start going south. Yeah, you can go east and west forever because there's no east and west pole, but that's not how north and south works.

And that was that was the argument. And then there's a moment in there where it's like you really like you're like, damn, you're right, and I know I know it because I know the exact framing of it. I know exactly the way the camera moves. That's definitely in a video. I gotta find it. But the moment it funny because I put my head down. Yeah. Yeah, it definitely wasn't a stream. It definitely wasn't a stream though, because I was I remember like manual, like manually zooming

in and but not. Derek's not an argumentative person at all. Like I don't think Derek really argues. I only like it has to. It's usually when somebody else when I can sense when somebody else they have to be right

when because usually I just don't give a shit, I'm like whatever. But then there's sometimes I feel somebody they just won't let something go, and then I kind of then I kind of get agrod where my brother is my brother, my brother is one of those people like Joejoe she experienced it when she met him that we were talking about something like the fucking the Tail Tale walking Dead, and it's somehow turned into an argument about a semantical fucking bullshit about

the word the usage of the word normal, where it's like it's like, oh, there, saying something's normal implies that other people are ab and I was like, in a situation, you know what I'm saying. I am not saying other people are abnormal. There's just you know what I'm saying, stop acting like a psychopath. I've had YO, that's so funny that you say that, because I've had that exact argument with someone I remember. I don't remember who the fuck I was having with, but I remember saying specifically

saying like, no, it's not like a negative connotation. It's just literally like decipher It's just literally a statement of like what's norm? Like what is the Norman? What isn't that's not the norm. It doesn't mean it's like a negative connotation, and not saying it's like oh it's evil or something. It's just not the normal. I remember there was one time in our house.

I don't know if Chris remembers. I'm not going to reveal the people that were there, but I said something about a particular group of people having an abnormal appearance, and the way everyone in the house looked at me was like I was the most terrible person. But it was simply it was not derogatory at all. It was like they have the most particular, particular features, and everyone made it seem like I was crazy because it was like,

nah, he's literally right. But everyone was just like you're the worst. And I was like, no, what he supposed to say? What he supposed to say? Like a simple assessment. What's wrong with that assessment? I feel like you're saying people people are possible. Everybody thought I was the devil. It was that was full of people though granted it was full of people. And I said it and I wasn't had no ill intention. Did you have you negative look on your face? Was there a stake on?

It matters a lot? And I think people forget because people get so offendis we easily they forget contexts, you know, And I'm just pep people are just to be offensive. It was a simple assessment. People are just weird about like just assessments of just reality around them, if it's not placed in like or if it's not put in like like dude. Like I remember specifically seeing someone give somebody ship because they said like oh that oh this person has

has a black nose or whatever. And it wasn't like a negative. It was literally just like a statement of fact. Everybody was like beating it beaten up behind it. I was like, dude, it's not like it's it's just that's just it's true. Like what do you like that? I mean,

we're not say that the way you can say that. No. No, But the conversation literally was stemming around like features that they had, Like it was literally like the context of the conversation was literally like yeah, you know I got I got my cheekbones from my from my native American fucking you know grandfather or whatever, you know what I mean, Like literally like that was the topic of the conversation. It was like you have a black nose.

It got like weird, and it was just like what the why It's because it's just a statement of I think context is important, right, Like for instance, like people are like whenever I whenever or afraid to say like slurs. Right for me, when when you're reading a slur, like when there's something ran like if it's like a book, a historical historical literature,

I think those words need to be said. So I think historically those words had different meanings back in the day, and we have to understand what they meant then and if they are bad or not. But people get really offended by that, and I'm like, why are you so offended? But that word is in there for a reason. Yeah, just saying that because you have to remember what that word used to mean. But remember what that word medians, and never let it become what it was. But people, it's

so weird. No, it's not even about that. It's not even about slurt. Like people get weirdly, people get weird about just basic descriptive factors like oh, this kid is black. It's like, what do you mean? But it's like, he's black, that's black. There are there are, there are people who are There are absolutely white people who are afraid to describe black people as black. I've seen it. It's the weirdest. It's the weirdest. It is the strangest fucking because like they'll say people of color,

which to me is like so much. I don't know, man, it's weird, weird. I don't like, I don't like to say that descriptive. It's descriptive, and it's I feel like it's less, it's less, it's less descriptive, and like to me, it's like I'm not I'm not saying it's like one hundred percent to humanizing, but it is like there is like a like a like a like a like a robotification of humanity.

It's like a distilling of humanity when when you say people like, to me, it's weird, just say they're they're black, they're Asian, they're fucking like. They say who they are. If you bizarre, if you if there's no reason to say what they are. I do feel like sometimes this is a little bit weird, but it's literally no. But it's literally it's talking when people are describing yes, and I'm just saying outside of that.

The only time that I've felt that it's weird is when I see people do that, when they're just saying, like I ran into this black guy and it has nothing to do with the story. Where what I mean is because I usually without even thinking about it, I'm not thinking about I should avoid saying the race. I just say or I ran too this dude, or this dude was crazy, and like I'm not even thinking about like, oh

he's black or he's I'm not. That's not my default. But I notice some people do that where they're like they always they always put that, and I'm like, it's a little that's interesting that they do that like, it's just a little it's an observation that I've noticed some people because people some people don't notice, and it might not be insidious. There might be some people just do notice those things first, but just strange. It's why. That's

the whole Thing's like why like why why? Oh man? Yeah, I don't know, It's just it's weird. Anyway, let's move on. Uh yeah, so we don't. We don't. We haven't gotten into arguments. I don't think, not really, this is this is one. I don't think so this is one. I don't think we'll have an answer for this because it's like very it's very specific, but I do want to read anyway. Papa Jesus wrote, and he says, hey, there are my beautiful

baby boys. I know this podcast is mostly jokes and bullshit, but have any of you or your co host ever said anything profound that really stuck with you personally? Sweeneys talk about how dangerous half knowledge can be really resonated with me, especially given how out of control conspiracy theories have gotten these days. Peace. Thank you, Papa Jesus. I'm sure this has happened at some

point, but there's no way that I can pinpoint. Yeah, since on one time it made me think like well, after the podcast and I was like, what the fuck? And then I remembered it was Derek s I made myself not respect it like purpose, I was like, what is this the fuck am I doing? Am I doing? Taking a life lesson from Derek? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't even I'm staying with Chris.

I'm sure there's moments I just can't recall it they right now. Yeah, I remember specific moments where, like, you know, I remember a specific interaction that I remember, I was, I was at home, I was in New York and we were doing the podcast and it was it was recording in my room, so it was like a very specific point in time. Maybe maybe some people can find it, but it was on the podcast and I said something and you were like that's and Sweeney was like, that's

the smartest thing you've said, and he meant it for real. But I don't remember what the fuck. I have no fucking recollection. I do remember that I remember me saying those words exactly. Yeah, yeah, and I have no recollection of it, and it's it's clearly not important, so but I'm sure it's happened, it's not. There's so much recording of us saying random like this is what's crazy right like from now Like, there's so many hours of us just talk sing shit, just shit talks constant, constantly.

They're like in the future, people can catalog us growing up through this and that bothers. Man, Dude, there are fans who probably like because there are people who probably listen to this show. I wouldn't assume that this is most people, but I assume there's at least five people in our audience who listen really intently to every episode and have a really like almost like borderline and cyclopedic knowledge of like what the fuck we've said? Listens to us a lot.

It's scary, that's actually fucking bizarre. But uh my nephew's girlfriend does too, and it's it's so fucking bizarre. I was like, why do you, like, why'd you tell me that? Never tell me this thing? Shout out yeah, but I feel you Yeah, but uh I forgot what I was saying. Never mind, it doesn't matter. You know,

it's crazy. People become less fans of us when they do it. When they'll become fans in the podcast, like let's say, like our friends, like, like particularly one of our friends is Nicki Ziggy, right, Ziggy was a fan of our podcast first, and then she became a friend of ours. Yeah, and I've noticed that she became a friend of ours, and she became less of a listener because of the course she gets our bullshit in person so often. One of my friends Bent, one of my good

friends, Ben, he was a listener at first. He was a fan of like me and Chris, and then he became my friend and he were much so less listened to the podcast now of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, outs Nicki. They're great, those guys are awesome. Yeah yeah, I mean it's it's true for anybody, Like there are people that like, I'm a fan of that like once, I especially if they post a

lot where like I've met them and I've spoken to them. I don't really watch their stuff that much anymore unless it's like something like a big deal or if it's something that they like, a big project or something. I don't make a point to watch it in the same way that I used to because I could just I could literally just call this person, so like it's it's just it's a different type of it's a different thing. You gotta stop doing,

that's kinson you gotta stop. You gotta stop taking listeners away from the show just so you can have more friends. Yeah, I don't mean to, it just happens. Brom a person person dude, the cutoff right now, Dude, I'm making the literally, yeah, you're literally hurting us financially,

asshole pocket piece of shit. All right, Let's say you do a live show and no one comes, and then like we do a party and everybody comes to a party, and then oh man, I uh that's honestly, that's all the questions for August them all we did because we did, because we did, and because we didn't make Tramo kind of rounding out, because we weren't sure if we were going to be able to get through all

of them. Uh, and so we did. Yeah, man, I mean I think we thank you guys theres again, dude, thank your friends again for like recently, you guys have been killing it over into Patreon for us, for real and for everything all over even in like our our part, like our online We just like that things have grown to extremely agree. We really appreciate you guys. Yeah, it's it's you guys have been really fucking cool. It's why we want to I don't know, man, it's

it's good. It's it's positive reinforcement in some way. It's like, you know, we stick to our schedule, we get we get shit out, you guys tune in, and then like we're just like, uh, it's it's it's really cool. And that's why we're gonna be doing two episodes a week starting I guess next week. Yeah, yeh, when's the first episode? The next week's episodes done next week? We're gonna record at on on the sixth, so you guys are gonna get that. Obviously had a bit

of a staggered we record, we add it. We do the Patreon for early access and all that stuff. Yeah, so you know, we we really appreciate you guys. We want to give you more stuff, uh to to clip and meme and do fucking whatever the fuck you want with it. Be sure to check over on the Patreon because there those extra ammos are going

crazy. Like we just mentioned on this episode that we're probably going to take one of our favorite extra ammos uh earlier or definitely like my favorite extra Ammo when we when we did the uh uh, the rewriting Independence Day two. We're gonna we're gonna see Uh, we're gonna put that out for free feeds. I don't know when. Uh, sometime soon, we'll get that out for you guys, so you can get a taste of it. Uh. We've got a lot of other rewrites coming in the future with we're gonna rewrite

here as of War three. We're gonna rewrite a bunch of movies as well, so stay tuned for that. We just we appreciate you, and uh, I guess it's time to it's time to read these fucking names. God damn it. It's my least favorite part of the fucking show. Damn. All right, I hate I hate this. I hate this. Fright it's so far right, but its we love you, but like some of the ship you write like makes me so mad sometimes and it's like it just hurts my soul. But all right, cut me down. I love two one.

I'm already so the first one's already so infuriating. Uh that's gay, that's gay. That's what all the people say. I'm riding guys in April, suck cocks in May. So that's obviously that's slight cool. Frank Sinatra, that's gay. That's what all the people say. I'm riding guys in April, suck cocks in May. Christ Maybe maybe that'll maybe that'll be yeah, whatever, we'll figure it. We'll figure things out. N DC thirteen cipher graph cock cock cheese crumbs. Nah dude, what a fuck? What

a fuck? Dude keeps that ship in a in a bag sick nothing. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna say something, and it's really important that the context is taken. Due to a con here, I'm not a foot guy at all. Okay, all right, shut up, guys. The ghost, the ghost of Tom Sweeney's YouTube channel, Old Debbie cum Fingers. My channel's dead too. Basically, I haven't fucking recorded, I haven't posted

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this is just his his account in perpetuity. We appreciate crazy. Yeah, sometimes sometimes I do wonder, like statistically speaking, at least one of our followers must have one of our patrons must have died, you know what I mean, So like wonder dead for a while. Oh we I mean King King half Hazard though he was gone, okay, yeah, And there was a couple other people, but their name has changed so too, haven't. We haven't seen mercy forever. He's here, He's here. I'm sure we

need some more Keith David's in the names. Dude, that's kind of get a little disrespect. We need, we need, we need to get another Key David train going, bro. That was That was the most moment of our podcast. I think in celebration, in celebration for Keith David taking the role of Zavala over from the uh the late Lance Reddick rest in peace, we should get we should get as many of you to do Keith David again. I think it would be a nice honor, a nice way to show

anyway. Anyway, generals gathered in their asses, Dandy's bitches half at asses. He provides the cock rruption guzzler have come from suction spraying the homeless in front of my house with waspspray parentheses. I live in San Francisco. San Francisco such a ship place to live, man, it's crazy, Like it's so cool to visit. It's well as soon as soon as you get to the other side of the city, it's so bad something. So I have a friend who lives in San Francisco. I have a friend who lives in

Sanrancisco. He hates it, but like he's been there for a long time, so he's just he's so entrenched. But like something that he brought up that I hadn't even considered was that everywhere, like around where he goes, like he is always going uphill no matter what. And I was like, oh, I didn't even think of that. Like if you wanted to walk, if you wanted to walk to go get groceries, I wanted to go

to walk to go get anything. One way is totally fine, but then the next way is uphill always and that sucks, Like you're always deep, dude, Yeah, it's super steep. Like man, no, no, I could. I could never live in I could. I couldn't do it. I love visiting it. It's really cool. That food's fucking great.

All that stuff, but like, no way am I living there? Also, it's fucking stupid expensive me like Sweeney Lick my weenie cam flex himis snatch him as Dick Mitius, father to a gay son, husband to caucus a Longus, so dumb the king. Uh oh wait, actually you know what had I'll be I'll be right back. Just uh. I didn't even I didn't even think about this until just now seamen busting in their asses. Man, only the only VHS I own? Godh is that? The only one?

I don't know? Because I saw it like a thrift shop for like five bucks, and I'm like, I absolutely want this. That's fucking dude, totally melt. Actually I don't ironically buy that too. It's cool. I don't know, Like, I can't explain why I get so much joy

out of having this, but I do. Uh anyway, uh the kill is just Jared Lato singing about his inner conflict to be a furry my Mojo Dojo Kasa house, except it's my bedroom and I can't afford to decorate tinfoil tyrant because I'm a hex girl and I'm gonna put my cum on you. Really very cool. I mean that wasn't really that was really Yeah, I mean that's pretty, that's pretty abrupt. Would be like if if we did a whole song, if we did a cover of a whole song and just

shouted it, just shouted gay at the end. Yeah, it's like it's like the equivalent Yeah, putting black face on my light bulbs, iced tea, raped my dragon, Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney, Swallow up my pennie, bend my dick, come in or snatch sings and the people proud and gay shouting, give me dick, hooray. All right, she pipa and the people

proud, and that was the sun the silence, the silence thing. Oh, it's so weird reading those things because, like, right, she just loses so much context when you read, oh fuck, she piped on my pipopostia. Yes that's her real name. Fingering a Mexican girl counts as as a what Fingering a Mexican girl counts as flicking the beaner? Nice? Nice, nice, I've never I've never I've never been with a Mexican girl. Actually that's not true. It was actually it was actually not never mind,

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on extra handlow let me under only on extra get it. It's not even because I care. It's not even because I care. I just know you people care, and I know it's like when the this, this, this has left the target demographic. I I I That's what I don't care to deal with. I don't give a shit. Okay, but I'm not going I'm not going to say it because you make me say it, Damn you. I'll do it on my own. I'll do it on my own volition.

When I fucking lose my mind, I have a Cramer moment out, then you're gonna You're gonna not say it then, too, you coward. I'm not even gonna say, I'm not even gonna say the N word, you fucking black person. Dude. He picked him up, He picked him like a book bag and threw him across a room. Dude. It was exactly exactly like a book bag, exactly how you would throw a book bag on like a couch. It was. It really was so dehumanizing. Yo, this guy does not respect this this guy that the thing is. I

think he threw them like he didn't think he was a human. Yeah. And then a guy stood up really fast too though, on the ground. When I got up really quick, he was like what the hell? He's like, it's like when you find he stood up, Like you know when like an NPC glitches into a wall. Yeah, w it's like like I should They're like, I shouldn't be here. I'm out of bounds. I shouldn't be behind this counter. Ever. Yeah, inductory got messed up a

little bit. Let me, let me get back to what I need to get and he just like kind of standard flow back to where they go. It's like in Balder's Gate where you jump off a ledge onto a place where you feel like you shouldn't be. Uh, You're like, whoa tell him, Steve Dave, not a furry. I just want to fuck a wombat, I mean lesbian. Got the addition, John strickland Marks eighteen eighty nine, got gas and the runs. Now the back of my nutsack is brown.

Jesus Christ. Wait what that's so fucking heinous? Ship all over the back of his nuts? I don't know, I don't know what. Shut his old balls. It's easy how it happened this As you sat down to ship, the ball swung back and it got caught in the cross long shut out his balls. What a fucking monster, you fucking stupid beat. That's gotta be so demoralizing, Like, fuckalls, your ball's hard too enough, that hurts your balls? You're like, ah, damn, what do I

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