I've been selling my hole sucking all day, love the time house for being real gay. Hey, look you'll get me. That's the Dawn sets the violent pussy bandage stocks for his prey. You know how, like you know how like So Caliber, it's also wild. The hero begins the venture at the end of his journey, and it's like, what do you played the story? He played the way where pay story? That would just be when a fight would start, a fight would start, would just starts setting the
tone. You do some mythicals. Give me some like real crazy fantasy music, and then some new it's about to get blasted real good. What's fucking insane? I've played a lot of So Caliber. I have never heard that in my life. That is easiest things dreams asked. I would skip past it every single time, like you would just fucking like and then just start
fighting. Yeah, how do you experience That's such an iconic experience of that game, that's like playing that's like playing freaking dead on live and never seeing titties jiggle. It's like, how did you play that game? How did you play that game? Then? Somehow, because that play you just turned off the titty physics you were like, fuck, I'm here for that. Oh that hurts. That even hurts just hearing that. Do you think there
are people with like a phobia of titties? Like you know how there's like a like a you know, there's like a rack neophobia filters and video games
that make spiders into big circles. That's right, that's that's real. Actually, yeah, I've never I didn't know if if there if there are spiders in a game and they're like like I specifically remember it was in Grounded, that Obsidian game where you played like it was like honey, I shrunk the kid's style and you were like in the backyard and everything was giant, you were fighting bugs. Spiders would turn it, they would There was a filter
to turn the spiders into big like circles basically like big spheres. Because it freaks people out that much, I'm so switch is weird to me? That's yeah. First of all, it's a way too scary. It's it's a spider. It's a it's a spider coming at you that's ten like six stories high. It should be unsettling. Like I feel like it defeats the purpose of even having having it in the game. I understand phobias, right, Phobias are illogical. That's the point of the phobia part. They're just irrational.
Well, no, that's what it means. It means irrational fear. I know, I understand what I understand. That's what that means. But it's also like, deal with it. I mean it's a video game. No, you definitely have to deal with it. Yeah, I wouldn't. Look, it's just like that. That would be like that would be like if they put trigger warnings in the Last of Us before things were about to happen. No, no, no sign up for this experience, but look like like no, Like I have a phobia, so I'm trying to like
middle ground. But my phobia is like yeah, no homophobia ocean No, no homophobia. Yeah, we know, we know why. Also being homosexual, I have so exist in a very weird in between space. You don't have a phobia of the ocean, Dude, you don't have a phobia. I can't do depoceans. I can't do it. I can't go. But that's like no, no, no, But like you can't do what I
can't do cruises. Okay, let me let me hold on. I'm confused by this, so because I would say that I wouldn't want to be on a on a boat either in the middle of the ocean, I wouldn't I would definitely not want to do that because I understand logically that it's not a place for me to be. A person should not be like around the middle of the ocean. They just shouldn't be there. But that's why I would
be afraid of the ocean. But I could still if I found myself on a boat in the middle of the ocean, I'll be like, well, I guess i'm here. That sucks. If I would deal with it. If I would woke up on a if I woke up on like my bed in the middle of the ocean, I would die out of fear. I would get so scared I would die. I'm like, and I would Your bed is different, you're bet is different than your bed's different than a boat. Okay, if I woke up on like a diggie in the middle of
the ocean, I'll die as well. What about a ship, imagine what about a ship? A ship, I would be I would there be people for me to talk to, so I could be I'd be like having an episode while people are around, because if there's no people, I'm not having an episode. But if there are people around them, have a fucking full on meltdown. Can you imagine playing a prank on somebody, he being like, Yo, this is gonna be hilarious. We're gonna roofy our friend,
and we're gonna take his mattress. We're gonna we're gonna wait for gona go to sleep. We're gonna drag his mattress into the middle of the Pacific Ocean and leave him there. That's so not funny. That is entirely not it's hilarious. It's hilarious good but super like what kind of friends do you have? Oh yeah, dude like me, first of all, incredibly incredibly rich
friends. Yeah, something like that. To do that, you'd have enough money to just how about Also, we rufy him a couple of times, keep him under, keep him stated, and then we put you in a submersible, and then and then like fucking wake up, wake up. Next in the Titanic, you wake up in a tin can under the ocean. There's there's there's a there's like fourteen Logitech controllers like sitting next to you, and you have to guess which one is the right one. That is.
Stuff like that is just you know, it's crazy because I can see people becoming so desensitized that they like that could happen eventually. That's what terrifies me, Like someone being so fucking in table understanding okay from not okay, they'd be like it was a joke, and it's like, dude in a position if you hear about arsha, if you're doing that shit, No, wait, what do you know? That fucking unfunny? Well, I mean a
lot of Burt Kreischer. Do you know the comedian Burt Krisher. Oh yeah, no, he just takes his shirt off and he's like disgusting fat Yeah, he's white dude, white dude bert Yeah yeah, okay, so you know who he is. He's like he's like Joe Rogan sometimes like yeah, yeah, he's friends that they used to do the competitions. He's dude, he's one of the most disgusting human beings ever, just from like hearing shit that he's done. It's but anyway, really, I don't know, I
don't know. I don't know half of that lower honestly, So I listened to uh, every well every once in a while to catch episodes of his podcast Two Bears One Cave with Tom Sakura, and they'd have these fucking crazy stories with just him. Just okay, First of all, he bathes in his pool. He doesn't actually shower. He just goes in his pool, takes a bar soap, and then he's good. Uh he sometimes he before
I guess he was like, oh there must be two. There must be something too, wiping your ass with your own hand because other cultures do it. So for a while he was doing that shit. He also, and this is the one that just disturbs me the most. He cuts his toe nails. Then he gets tape, scotch tape, picks it up with scotch tape, and then tapes it under his coffee table. That's why would that? Wait? Is this? Hold on? Is he are these jokes? He's a comedian? Right? No? No, no, he is.
His wife corroborates how fucking disgusting he is. He just like he also always has this like film on him because I don't think he actually washes the dead skin off of him, Like he's just like like he just always looks gross, And I like, I'm like, this guy, is you can tell he's disgusting again. Bert. It's it's like when you feel like it before. It's like when you get what is it when you when you would use glue in elementary school and you would peel it off your fingers. I love
doing that, But you love doing that. I used to love. I like it. I like it. I can't remember the last time I've been around glue enough to I would imagine, honestly that if I was using gluiss regularly as I as I noticed when I was a child, that I would enjoy. I would still enjoy the feeling. Still do it what we're trying to come You think it would have the same property you think it would.
I don't think so. I don't think. I don't same Okay, I fink it's just sort of like I feel like into like a powder almost like I don't. I don't think it. I think it dries into like a layer, absorbs into women's skim. That's why I shoot it on their faces. It absorbs into their skin and it tightens their face. Yeah, alright,
anyway that out of the way. Hold on, hold on, hold on, I don't there's gonna be people that would be very angry that I didn't finish where I was going, just because you know, we have a lot of we have a lot of people on the spectrum listening to it shouts out, all it was gonna we're talking about horrible friends. Ari Shaffer, you know that guy, amazing racist. Yeah. Yeah, So this guy's genuinely he's one of those people that I genuinely when you hear people like,
oh, should be canceled and you're like, God's dumb. This is one guy. I'm like, why is this guy still around and ship? Because yeah, dude, he fucking he did a podcast. He did a podcast, Bert's podcast, and he fucking roofied him. He gave well, he he dosed him. He gave him not roof, he gave him molly. He at it. So he does his podcast at his house, burt So, his family's home. He needs to catch a flight in an hour, and he fucking just just gives them fucking molly and he's freaking out and then
he goes on his plane. He just has panic attacks on his plane. He's he's not he's banned to he's banned from the house. Everyone was mad at everyone was that he's literally not a friend, and it's like one of the few rules. Don't ready they forgave him though, which is insane. They were all mad because they talked about it on a podcast, on Dan's podcast, and Ari's a fucking psychopath defending himself like it was no big deal, it was a joke, it was funny and uh. And then here's
another thing that already did. It's not as bad, not nearly as bad, but it's still just psychic, psychotic shit. He went to he was at Joe Rogan studio and already didn't know that there was video cameras in the hallways, and so he already says, I'm just I'm gonna go take a piss or whatever, and he literally goes out to the hallway and starts pissing in the hallway, and then Joe gets a text from his security when when al comes back and he's like, alright, what the fuck are you doing?
Why are you pissing the hallway? And then Already reacts being mad that why would you have cameras in your hallway? I'm like, this guy's insane, This guy's he's the kind of guy that you don't invite him to parties at your house, no other people's house, and it's like, oh yeah, he's party going on. That's not at my house. You should come by. But so so he Bert Kreischer was so yeah, yeah in his house. He was dosed in his own house, and he was freaking out.
He's never done that ship before, and he's like, I gotta catch a flight. So he just has full on pack text while I think, yeah, I'm gonna look, look that's that's look here we go. Okay, hold on hot, that's really bad. I would never do that to a friend of mine. But that is fucking hysterical. That's funny. It is. That is funny. It is funny to everybody else, you know, Like I would imagine internally between you and the person you do it too,
it's gonna be really unfunny. Really notting Bert. That happening to Bert Kreischer is fucking hilarious. Yeah, exactly, It's what I mean. It's like his skin is like extra red, like more red than it usually is, and he's like the idea of think somebody in general is so not okay. It's like some drugs. To anybody, even like people you don't like, is insane enough. But to like someone who you consider a friend is
the though man. Comedians just like disrespect each other's boundaries like crazy. It's really not cool at all, but like, yeah, never, I've never I've never respected the stand up comedy scene for those reasons, dude. There is the fact that, let's say, all the LA comics that most of them aren't in jail for assaulting women is a miracle because they've all told stories saying some of the worship that they've done, and they all like it was
all funny. Stuff has surfaced and then they all said, oh, it's just jokes, and I'm like, we know it's not jokes. People that are in the comedy scene, people surrounded by it, or even just the somewhat adjacent to it, know that this is They think being a degenerate is
fucking hilarious. What's that guy? Brian Callen is like one of the biggest offenders and he's just like, I didn't do nothing, and there's like fucking just clips, clips and clips of him being like, oh, you know, my favorite I just made My favorite one was what is it Christallia learning that you could save snapchats? Did you see that? That is a fan of Christ because Christ because CHRISTI lea got I can't even remember what the reason
was at this point. I don't really honestly, I don't really care. He he he he hooked up with a lot of underage girls. Oh did he actually yeah, there's yeah, yeah, so that happened. Yeah,
okay, so that happened. And he was like he was he was talking to them through Snapchat or whatever, and he's on a podcast and like he's just talking and like and somebody brings up the fact I can't remember what the reason was, but he brings up the fact that like, oh yeah, the Snapchat dms leaked and he was like, wait, but how could snapchat DM's lead. Don't they delete? It was like, oh, well, you could screenshot him and save him. And he was he's just looking around
like, oh, you see a panic. It's it's like it's like it's like face, It's like, yeah, it's a quiet panic. It's very funny. It's like a very funny video. The amount of stuff floating out. He's like, oh my god, all the shit that I've sin And yeah, man, there was a dude during that all that Controversey see long story short, there was like two stories maybe that weren't true. And then his fans were like, good enough for me, But I'm like, what
about the other dozens of women that have said shit? And then just about five six months ago, maybe seven at this point, uh, some people like this one guy made a really good documentary and he actually started doing some like investigations with like some of his victims and shit. And then he has all of this fucking behind the scenes audio. He has so much shit that
I'm like, I don't even know how this guy isn't in prison. It's it's one of the it's I guess it could be kind of like a Jared Fogel thing where it took a long time, like that ship was collaborating you know, do you know about that for a minute until they got him. Bro. Yeah, he was fucking like I didn't even finished that documentary that sit he's say, I didn't. I couldn't send it. I couldn't finish
it. I got to the part where he started talking about like, uh, like I think it was like a six year old boy in Thailand, and I couldn't finish. I was done, that was already. I was all like, I'm I can't go sorry, Jared, I won't even need a sandwich anymore. I don't need sandwiches. I don't make ever, but now especially Yeah, just there's I can honestly, I could never not I could never stop eating sandwiches future. To me, it's just everything. Everybody
loves sandwiches. It's not like it's just it's so convenient and it and the great thing about sandwiches you can make a snack or you can make it a meal, depending on how much you're putting it. Yeah, it's perfect. It's like, honestly, like really underrated food, in my opinion, underrated. They're they're probably underrated. I think that. How do you think? Because people culture of them. Literally, that's not what under That's not what
fucking underrated means, jackass. They're very well represented, they're very well represented and very high rated. People love sandwiches. God, never mind, never mind. Yeah, find me somebody who's gonna put at the top of their fucking oh top foods of all time sandwiches. Find me that. Find me that. You know what, if you know it's always you know what sushi talks like that, you're right, you're right. But if you bring up sandwiches, people be like, ah, you know what, sandwiches are pretty
good. Everyone, everyone that has that stupid list, they won't say it. They won't say it. That kind of sounds like the point of underrated. No no no no no no no, no no no no. But think of it like this, right, No one will say that first, right, but once you bring it up, they'll be like, you know, you're right. The fact that no one will say first sound point that no one will say it at first is the point. I'm gonna kill you. Let's all right, let's move on. I love it. It's great.
God damn it, God Christ. Everyone will be like you are pretty great. You know. I'll be like, yeah, you're right, because you're stupid. I really want a sandwich. Actually, I want a sandwich right now. I'm getting hungry actually thinking about him, So get a sandwich. Hold on, before we move on to what I want to send you, guys, so their I just wanted to see if you've seen this clip,
this guy has a where the fucking come on chat? There's something I want to talk about, but I don't know if you guys want to talk about it. But it's not I want to talk about this pretty crazy well, I just want hold on, dude, I'm in the middle of the so you need to this fucking I don't know if you've seen this hippie guy that's on the tim cast literally have a fucking like a PTSD moment from it's so funny. Oh yeah, I did see this. He's talking about the
man we won't wear dirty masks on our faces or whatever. You see at the end of his fucking he he looked shells up at it. He's literally like about to like fucking cry, and dude, it's crazy. I was like, what is a grown ass man? This is a grown ass man that just has a fucking literal panic attack over this, And I love it. I just love it only for the reason that these people always act like they're super tough or they can't wait to fight the civil war or whatever the
fuck. Yeah, and literally, well, if you just flung a mask at them like a fucking slingshot, they would probably fucking have a heart attack. They would vomit. They would vomit and sit and ship themselves. See did you see that video? I don't We'll get back to this, We'll get back to this video. And it's like, did you see that video of the of the kids sneaking up on that other kid in high school being punching him in the head and then shifting his pants old though is not old
video. I've never seen that video before. Old but it's funny. Fu Yeah his pants kingson? Do you have that video? Do you have that? Give me a second, you put it, throw it in the chat. It is absolutely worth being in this episode because like I can't, I can't explain to you how embarrassing it would be for YouTube. Imagine you are in high school, right, your entire world is that school. Basically, yeah, you sneak up punch him with yeah, what here? It is
literally the worst thing that can happen to you as a kid. It's so bad. It's so bad because it's not even the person who gets snuck up on the chits his pants. It's the guy who is on the offensive. It's so fucking embarrassing. You just see that spot on his pants expanding. It's crazy. This is a crazy fight. It is a crazy fight. What the fuck dude? You see that his pants? And ever any of the videos like he shit his pants? Oh no way, this is this
is this is relatively new. This fight is months ago, months ago, months ago months. It's not like crocs on. He's got crocs on. This is new I mean, yes, this new era stuff. Yes, yes, old internet old. I love the idea. This is like like imagine, imagine you're a sniper in the in the fucking military. You kill somebody from like eight miles away, and then you shit your pants. Like it's just like the idea of being the idea of having all the advantage in
a fight and then oh, shitting yourself. It's hysterical. And he's like one of those good old boys too. He's got the backwards hat that probably has probably a punisher logo. I can't tell he's got that. You know, he's got the fucking wrangler jeans on and he just he like some trips before he like he has dude, he I don't even understand this. I'm like rewinding it and he's trying to punch his face. Now. The kid, I don't know if he knows how to fight, but he fucking he
he actually just he rolls with the punch, which is really cool. When he goes in for the fucking left hook, he's like already falling, Like I don't even understand what's happening. I don't even know this. He just I don't know. And then and then this is a pretty good fight, though I was I was expecting to just be like a good fight. That other kid with the curly hair was just fending him off. He was just fending at one point. Look at one point that the kid that you know,
the good old boys pants are all duded up. He's slipping on his ship or something. And then the kid with the gray is now working is he's fucking bounding him while he's against the wall. And now this kid is uh, the dude who is sprawling. That's all he can do. He can't do anything else. He's just sprawling. So he probably wrestles, but he's shittys fucked literally and figuratively. And uh, Crocs is doing work. Man. This is the thing. Look, you have to move. You
have to move, You have to change on the leave yourself. You gotta beat the person that you if you shit yourself, you have to beat the person you're fighting so bad that the shitting yourself isn't the craziest thing. You gotta beat that guy into a comato state, so you have This is the only way. The only way, no, no, the only way you redeem yourself is you become crazy and dangerous. But when you shop yourself, you put your hands down your pants and you throw it at him. That
that will everyone will make you. Fucking He did that on purpose. He was so mad that he shit himself to throw his shit at him. That fucking that Hey Arnold episode where like where Man is a Hay Arnoldarnold episode where people threatened to beat him up. He's like, he's about to get into a fight after school, but then he just like acts insane and then I remember that he was like, I'm crazy, and it's like I think it's like James Brown literally in the episode, and it's like and noo sh exactly.
Yeah, he's like, whoa, you're crazy. Man. In real life, he would have gotten twice kicked out of him and he would have gotten shot. Probably. He would have be like, what's this? This guy's this guy's a threat to me now because I can't predict his movements. Fifth graders with a fucking gun happens. Man, go to Brazil, Bro, You'll find fifth graders with guns, and you'll find fifth graders that lead
gangs. Bro, it's probably pretty kid. Where where go to Pokepsie, New York, You'll find you find eight year olds with school after school. It wasn't that crazy. The middle school was getting there. No man, that it was Chris. I went to school. It was I understand, But like I knew a kid that brought eight grenades into that school and went home. That's not true. Is true? It is true people would bring guns to school. Though people would bring guns grenades. He was juggling grenades
in the bathroom and he was a little show. I remember this one day. This is insane. This was insane thing. I remember one day some kids said I'm gonna punch a teacher in the face after school, and we thought it was a joke. And after he punched a teacher in the face and he was like a seventeen year old kid thought he was tough, and his teacher was this grown ass man, jacked ass dude. He punched in the face and the teacher proceeded to beat the dog shit out of that kid.
And I'm like, why would he do that? I was like, why would he do Like? Like I like, I think these kids, they're like I'm in the streets, I'm tough. It's like, yes, can care to other kids. You are teaching kids generally think that they're like invincible, and the most like yeah, they just general, yeah, you can't do nothing. I have a kid, you can't do shit to me. And then he just sucking thrown into the stratosphere by on sixteen times your size. It's insane, dude. I remember it was all the time.
I was those like the tough kids. I remember this. This is one of my most terrifying moments ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. I was. I was in the grade kid no, no, no, I was in third grade. I was in third grade and I fought this MS thirteen kid. One of my cousins was friends of this dude that was MS thirteen. He was like it was I was like maybe like twelve, he was like fifteen. I fought his younger brother. I beat him up.
When I went back to visit the Bronx when I was like eighteen years old, I saw the kid again, tattoos on his face, tatted up crazy, clearly concealing something on his hip. I was saw him by my building and I kid, you not. My heart sank because I was like, oh, I'm gonna die. Now he's gonna remember I fought him and he's gonna kill me. I went over there on hand. Did he did he kill you? Nah, he didn't kill me. He didn't kill me. Spoiler he didn't spoiler alert. I can't believe he didn't kill you.
That's he actually apologized for. He was like, I was just being a dumb kid. Like I'm sorry, man, Like I'm just being a dumb kid. And he because he because his brother made fun of it, because he started to fight and he got beat up, and plus his brother was cool with my cousin, so luckily that's the only reason why. And we actually ended up chilling to eating pizza with each other that whole day. Really cool dude. Definitely probably in jail now, Yeah, he's definitely in jailer
dead. Those Southy dudes are crazy, man. He was. I was like, he's got a gun on his hip. I can tell because my instincts are making me trying to take me run. So that's the next him and I was just scared. So before we continue on today, right, yeah, I do. I do want to point out our patron's doing super well. If you want to jump over onto the to a pitch on the comp slash the Snark Tank. We got a bunch of shit over there, a bunch of extra AMMO episodes coming. We're doing all sorts of shit over
there, and it's really cool to have all that support. Also, I want to point out that I have not made I have not been making the thumbnails for this for this show for quite a long time. I just want to get that out there, and so I haven't. So I don't know what the thumbnails are going to be until I basically see them show up on my YouTube for you page. And the last episode, I'm not even kidding. I was it was like I was in a car accident. I couldn't
I was thrown clear of the room. I was like, I can't believe that. First of all, I can't believe we're allowed to do these, but I laughed so fucking hard when I saw that. I just want to I want I want everybody to give Derek his dues because the thumbnails have and just so fucking outlandish. They've been really out of it for a wildly, really out of pocket. Man. It's the only thing that I enjoy about doing, like the editing process or whatever. Yeah, we truly get to
be creative and let me just think of something like that bub thing. We came to the conclusion of like it wasn't a big fucking deal. So I'm like, well, let me make it a big deal. This is what people were the way that the way that people were acting is like that, that's what look like that shit and I just love looking at it. My favorite, my favorite one, My favorite one recently is the one of h
al Bundy holding a gun up to uh. I think that one is no. The Boulders Gay one is fucking hilarious too, is longer than his upper body. Bro. It's good. It's it's some good, it's some good thumbnail. I just want to I just want to shows some appreciation for Derek's art here because I am consistently, like every week I see it on my fucking television and it blows my fucking mind every time I see it because I'm like, what was that episode about? Oh I remember, okay, yeah,
fucking vat. I really like the that fucking the submersible one because Sweeney, you brought up that fucking Edd and eddything and it was just it was so perfect. I was like, this is this is great? Like I don't even need to search for anything. I don't know what I need to use. Yeah, it's pretty uh bro him oppitude, him holding a gun on her so funny, dude, the freaking what you call across the the yo Machino birds. Yeah, they're all there, they're all They're all very
good. It's nuts. But the autistic guy from The Good Doctor as link link what was we had some we had some stuff to specifically talk about today, right, Like there was like a specific thing that me and Derek were talking about before. But oh, oh fucking Oliver, Oliver Anthony the uh oh the rich Man for rich Man. So so we touched on this a little bit on the last episode. But I didn't I haven't. I didn't actually see the song about it. We like very like it was barely even.
I don't think it was even really like it was maybe like a minute long the conversation because I hadn't seen it yet. Uh, and I got I've gotten around to seeing it, and the internet has gotten around to a lot of things he put out, like some other song. I don't know.
It's it's not earliest did you hear it? It's not Yeah, it's not it's not it's yeah, the first one's clearly better like the first like like just chord progression wise, even though it is just E minor cg D like every fucking song is uh. But but you know it's the second ones whatever. But like I see, we've seen a lot of kind of conservatives kind of turning on him because he was he was caught. We're not caught. It wasn't like it wasn't like a thing. No, No, he
wasn't caught like gang or anything. He was he was gaging. He was he was giving some interview on the street where somebody was like kind of just talking to him, and he's talking and he doesn't have an accent, which is like a big red flag for those people because they really don't like it when you fake, oh na, hang away, hanging away and then you speak and then you speak and you're like, I believe that things should be
nice. It's a very it's a very big red flag. But he was basically saying like, you know, oh, we shouldn't let our differences divide us, like that's America's a melting potton. That's great, you know, or something like that, like something to that effect, and everybody was like,
oh, man walk, so he just said something not ignorant. They were like, yeah, honestly, honestly, even just even like when when I heard the original song, I was kind of confused about like what it seemed to me a case of like the audience really kind of running with something more than like because listening to that original song, it's like it's it's like vaguely cringe a little bit, and there's a there's a weird thing specifically about
like I don't know, the the fat people milk and welfare. When he's like not particularly skinny, you know, it's like that's a little weird. But like I thought the song was kind of tame, honestly, Like I feel like a lot of people were like projecting a lot of shit onto it. So like I think a lot of people are upset that he probably isn't a white supremacist and also that he that he isn't you know what, I
feel like everybody's disappointed. I feel like there are people who are like really really really really really left who are disappointed that he's not as racist as they thought he was, and who are really really far right who are upset that he isn't as racist as they want as they want him to be, you know what I mean, It's just like one of those situations. Yeah, but his accent was like, oh, this guy is seethingly raised racist and then nah, not really, his accent is so barely like he is from
Virginia. But I know people from Virginia that don't sound like they're from fucking Appalachia, you know, they like, yeah, yeah, they're just so he has like it maybe the slightest little of anything. But country is a genre of music, and the people that sing country sing in that twang. That's kind of how it works. It's kind of it's just how it works. It's like when you're rapping. That's why we I make so much fun of British hip hop because they don't assimilate. They do their thing and it
sounds terrible, you know what I mean. Like, but you have like say, because here's the thing, there's there is a without these Southern black American accent. It hip hop sounds kind of weird outside of it. It's kind of like country if you were to do it, like say, I tried my best Oh oh, I did a gay parody of that song. I tried like within within six hours. Basically, he fucking did this well as soon as I because I finally got when you tagged me in that thing.
This was finally Uh, the signs were all. YouTube was like recommending me a clip of the former Cometown the Adam Freeland Show. They're talking about it. Uh, somebody else was talking about Anthony Fantano. I saw it.
I was like, Okay, YouTube wants me to watch this. So I finally did, and then I finally see why people were mad, Like people on the left particularly that were oh, you were taking swipes at rich people, but then you're talking about fat welfare five four, and people were putting racial undertones on it by saying, oh, five four where they're supposed to be Mexican, And then they were they were kind of putting things like the Richmond North the Richmond like, oh, a separation of the Confederacy,
And I was thinking, no, isn't he doesn't isn't that Washington, DC or something? Yeah he's talking about he's talking about politicians. Yeah, he's talking about like DC and ship right, which is so misguided because the song is the song. The song is like kind of written in a tone where it's like I know what's up, and nobody else's like, you're this is
exactly the kind of ship that they love going around. But it's yeah, it's just I would have been totally fine with the song if it's if the first verse it was just that the entire song, like that whole other ship where he's trying to welfare this and that just became stupid or even yeah, like I promise you some fat guy, uh, milking welfare is not the reason why you're rent is going up expansion drink. But you're right, you're
you are right though that like you need that twang. Otherwise it's not country. It's just sort of like I don't even know like it like it's just just I guess acoustic. It's just kind of acoustic. It's just folk rock
basically. With that, it's just fucking Mumford. Mumford and Sons goes hard though hard though I will never forgive you for saying that, but they have some of their songs bro that fucking that those those jingles man, those go go all right, fine, don't hang out behind the hobby and lobby and masturbate the fucking little lion man like you like like I know he's always yeah, okay, guys, guys, it's not there. There is a I never put this out because I was like, I don't know if this will
hit. But uh, there's a picture of Hitler with holding a banjo right like he's doing the salute, but somebody put a banjo in his hand, so look as he's playing the banjo. And around that time, the Mumford song song was popular and it was like I will wait, I will wait for you whatever song, and so it immediately became I will guess, I will guess the I remember that, I remember that, I will get bro
bro bro. When what you call it, when a little solo goal, when the freaking solo for the banjo goes on, it's kind of it's kind of good man. Look sonically it's good. I wouldn't have had any problem with them if they stayed off of my radio station. That was just basically, you know, system of a down fucking Nirvana, some newer ship. But then all of a sudden, they started playing Mumford and Sons started playing that song with the sweater song, It's cold what I'm saying. They started
playing songs like that. No, I like that song. I actually liked that song, that sweater song or whatever. I forgot who I forgot it's that the chicks. She's some chickens. I forgot their names. Yeah whatever, Like I'm saying whatever. They started playing deals vibes. They even started playing Rob Schneider's daughter has a band, and it started u yeah, Rob Snyder's daughter has a band. The neighborhood there, Oh, the neighborhood.
That's right. Yeah they're dope too, but yeah, Rob Snyder's daughter. It started ending up. They started putting all of these indies style and folk and all this ship that I'm like, what what that was? Twelve man? I was twelve. It was like a weird It was like dirty pause and and like monsters and men and that stuff like it was very weird, very weird. I really like, I like, uh, the Black Keys. So I was like, all right, fair enough, that was fair
enough, dude, that fucking drummer he fucking cheated on Michelle Branch. Oh yeah that's you imagine. Can you imagine that ship? Bro? That guy's don't know, I'm hideous shy. Google maybe google Michelle Branch so I can see if I can justify it. She he's better than him, at least Michelle brand Now definitely, Yeah, that's insane. You're insane, dude. Michel Branch is definitely better than that guy. Looks like that guy looks like
every fucking nerd. He's just he's just he got looks drum a successful band. Oh black, Oh wow, yeah, dude, this guy, this guy looks Wow. This dude, I've never seen somebody looks this disproportunate. Bro. He looks he he looks like a character from a doctor's was book. He looks he looks like he looks like he looks like the guy that was following Sam. I am who was following? Who was Sam? I am annoying the whole time? I don't remember name, what's his name?
Who was from a Google? Who was Sam? I am asking? Yeah, dude, you can't. You can't be doing that. Man, that's insane. Who was Sam? An idiot? Like anyway, I was just I was just kidding, But like, it's he looks like a guy I am she looks like together? Right, the one where they're together and you're like, this is the one where he's like where he's outside of like a fight club or something. He has this black jacket on his his he's holding
a drink, and she has a pink blazer on. Dude. The one I'm looking at is is like an ET online article where it says Michelle Branch suspends divorce from Patrick Carney, working on marriage, and it's it's a photo of him like like a mono monochromatic Hawaiian kind of scratchy shirt outside of like some fight club at night, and he looks he looks like a swollen Napoleon
dynamite. It's crazy. There's Michelle Blanch Asian. Branch Asian. Maybe maybe she looks she definitely looks Asian, probably probably right, yeah, maybe, I don't know. She looks like a white girl version of Michelle Yo, if that makes any sense. She definitely looks like yeah, she probably has one Asian parent, like if you look it up, I'm sure right, honestly, like she I don't know, man, she she wrote too many
bangers for you to do that. You can't you can't do that. And she's also like like bro, I mean, she's she's not fucking the She's not Margot Robbie or whatever. She's always been there. You go, yeah, there, you got perfect, but look at this fucking guy, like you don't like, what's what fucking ugly ass fucking people thinking that like, oh, once they've snagged like somebody, they're like, oh, I can
pull I can pull one of these. I can I can pull an aid or whatever this fucking dumb ass scale and then all of a sudden just thinks that, like you can just fuck like it's usually not that simple, but it's like, just don't cheat on people, man, just don't do that. I mean, but it's always more complicated than just like extra if you're a fucking hideous piece of shit. You never know, man, if you're lucky enough to get in a like in a good relationship probably or whatever.
I don't I don't know, Michelle Branch, she might be fucking terrified. She might that that's that's the thing too, I don't know if your past here, here's the reality, here's the it's it's it's it's never just biable to do that, right, you know, so I just don't do it. It's really truely, I just want to to Michelle Branch. I just want to dunk on that dude, because everywhere, everyway, and you can Son has some slappers. No because muff I will Wait, it's a good
song, bro, it's it's Look, here's what I'm saying. I don't really care if it's a good song because I don't like it. That's what. That's all I'm saying. That's all. It's literally all I'm saying. I don't like Mufford and suns. I don't like the way it sounds. I don't like that it was fucking everywhere for a long period of time. I don't like the soft sound of it, like it's it's it's not it's not interesting to me, you know, I want to hear something else.
It's also not very catchy, so I think it's I think that's the opposite of the truth. It is, in fact, extremely catchy. That's all it has really. In fact, it's very catchy. They covered Yeah we Got a Shot, my favorite. I love that song. Do We get here? I listen to the words, I say, Hey, the screens all sound the same. Wait, that's not them? Is that? That's? Yeah? Isn't it? No? No? Isn't that? Isn't that? That's a little liman? Is that what I thought? That was?
The that band with the with the female fronted Lady Antebella the truth. I lit something something body something safe. Yeah, I don't even know that. You know when I heard that and men? You know what? I heard that song? I was watching I went to I got invited to a Ron Paul rally. My buddy he was like, dude, we gotta go, and I was like, I'm like, I'm down to see this scene because he was like a rock star at the time. You're such a fucking asshole,
Kings. I'm exactly right, I'm exactly It's a little talks by fucking by fucking what is it? Monsters of monsters and oh real, guess what's wrong? Their name is of munsters and men. Yeah, I've never even I heard I heard that song before. It was like on the radio because some guy made a compilation of that Ron Paul event. I was like, I want to see this, and then that fucking song was playing. I
was like, what the fuck is this song? It was so like skippy and happy and then there's just a bunch of piste off libertarians fucking in this like football stadium listening to Ron Paul, like, you know, talking about uh, I don't know, killing bitches and U states rights and ships. That song goes hard to. I mean, I remember being catchy. Remember, well they're all they're all dead now, so you know, it's gloss
hards too radioactive bro. That era of music. I couldn't stand it because it was so I had this was this is what this era of music that our music was when I didn't have an eye appliance yet, right, I was seventeen. I didn't have my eye thing yet, right, So unfortunately, and also no, no, no, it was probably when I was like eighteen or nineteen and I was working at Duncan Donuts. And what happened is they play they play evissly at every store. They play hit music only,
and I learned to appreciate that. I learned to appreciate it. I was like, all right, cool, this is the curse's musing my grands. It was the opposde for it's my grand listens to I'm an inter relationship. I gotta deal with this. I'm gonna see hear this all the time. And I just dealt with it. And then I got my iPhone and I stopped the thing to the radio, and for maybe three years, I did not know what music came out because I just listened to what I like.
Even now, I'm still really detached from music because like right now I'm on like this Brazilian funk music, like like wave, where like I listened to like a bunch of Brazilian was doing the same. That's every Brazilian song has that beat in it and it goes by nannas. It's like like regatone. How it's the same thing Reggatone's changes somewhat. Brazilian funk doesn't really bro
It's fired though exactly, but it would be fair. I think just Latin music in general, because like even North Aniel music, it sounds exactly the same. The baseline is always the same. Latin music sounds like the kind of BANDA sounds like BANDA like they sound like their kind of music, and that's fine. That's how you do a genre. Yeah, oh, I'm definitely not. I've definitely not been listening to MyFord sounds lately. Yeah.
One recommend I want to give to the listeners is, if you haven't heard it, Lost on You by LP, probably one of the only good songs that came out in that era of that indie kind of vibe. Some fucking I don't know, lesbian chick just pouring a heart out, great fucking song. Other than that, most of it's kind of mid Sorry guys, if you're like super into that shit, you're gay. Got a straight up sorry,
I'm sorry so sore on the subject? Should we even should we mention the fact that because I'm thinking about the staggered release of like how the podcast works and how like this will be live by the time certain things that we are working on will be like, should we mention that at all? Mentioned? What the thing that we were the thing that we we worked on, Oh, because it's gonna be it's it's probably gonna be live by the time this is out forever, right, You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. So Derek and I worked on a song, uh together, it was was it a Was it so you you wrote the main part of it? Yeah, so it was. I'm gonna I've been writing a bunch of songs behind the scenes, and it's it's just kind of gonna be like an inspired series where there's a lot of metal and rock musicians that just emulate bands. They'll say I wrote a Lamb of Good song and then it sounds
like Lamb of God and it's like it could pass on with them. I'm doing something adjacent were it's just like inspired by them, So maybe you'll you'll hear inspiration. But it's an original song, like a complete original and not like, oh, you're ripping this band off. So the first one that I want to do, I invited Chris because I wanted to write like a song was inspired by turnstyle. I love that fucking band. So it's just kind of like punk hardcore kind of a thing. It's kind of like this
diffusion of that. And yeah, I gotta say like it's I really like how it came out. I actually thought Chris I had him right the second verse and fucking nailed it, Like it's it sounds like it's his song. That's like, well, the way that it sounds, I was like, ah, this sounds like It was almost to the point where I was gonna be like, maybe I should just have you right the first verse two and then just because it would just it would just I know, I didn't want
to bother you. That's why I didn't ask, But it was just more of like I was like, ah, man, this sounds way better for your voice. Voice doesn't sound crazy. I was I was pretty happy with how it turned out. I can't mix, for shit, so it's always nice to hear other people fucking mix my own stuff. But it's yeah, that'll be out probably uh by the by the time free Feeds here this but by just certainly, but Patreon might be if everything goes right. Actually,
the YouTube version will be out regardless. It will be out on Friday. I will put it out so it we'll be out like as you're listening to us right now free feeds, sorry Patreon people, and then free Feeds everything will be out. It'll be streaming everywhere. Uh, it's I think what is Chris, this is your official return to uh making like music I haven't done. I haven't done proper music in a while. This is probably the first time I've been working on some stuff. But I, like I said,
I can't mix. I'm focused on writing a bunch of stuff now and then like, once all that stuff is done, all like isolate the stems and send it off to somebody who can actually do that shit. But yeah, so that'll be out soon. And uh, before we get into questions, I do want to bring up and I think Kingston might have wanted to bring this up earlier while we're about to transition into questions. Huge condolences for our friend, uh young crip Donnie, who is no longer with us.
Fucking idiot died great asshole, like for reals this time. Actually actually he actually died. Uh. I told him specifically that I was going to see him at some point. I didn't get the chance too, so he did. I feel like he did on purpose just to spite me, just uh, complete dickhead, but because I think he was the last one to see him. Really, I think he was. Yeah, well he was one
of the last people to work on something with him. But he's uh, you know, he's he's got a comedy special out, uh that we would we'd like to plug two. We'll probably probably put it in the description for the for the video so you can go check it out. It was one of the last things he recorded, and he would he would appreciate us joking
about it. I think he's one of those people who genuinely did not He was like one of the few people that I've I've met that's truly that truly was like actually genuinely like super nice, but also did genuinely give no fox about like anything that he was saying, and it was pretty great. It's it's a pretty great He's a pretty great guy. So rest in peace, boys and peace. Man press fucking f dude, Yeah, f in the
chat. Yeah, yeah, many rest for this man. Yeah. And when I die, Yeah, I'm gonna go up there and I don't care. We don't care, we don't care, we don't up there. I'm gonna ki him. I'm gona kill him. I'm gonnakill him again. I when you will sleep, we'll sleep still cripple him in heaven. You make sure. I hope he's I hope he's still I hope, I hope he's still disabled in the afterlife. Personally, that's so fun. So imagine that. I'm he's so mad. I feel like, what's the point, dude,
what the fuck? God boy? You thought which well, you thought this is this ship was gonna be easy. He thought he thought you thought you're gonna have fun up here. He's just fucking It's just the same. Everything's a disabled person's gotta stand straight up to become fixed in heaven. You gotta stand straight up. You gotta stand in a perfect posture or else, Hey, bro, have fun if you can't climb this gate, you ain't getting in. You know, it's you know, it's really great. You
know. It's really funny about about this specific thing is that like if it was if it was literally anybody else, I would feel somewhat weird about joking about it. But yeah, we are. We are all so certain, like everyone is so beyond certain that he would he would want this. So I appreciate that one dickhead on my Instagram that was like being up tuse, and it just irked me because I'm like, do you not know who this is? Like I don't understand the people probably know of him, but they
don't know him. We know him like we're friends. So that's why we know him. Like I know, Donovan is like my boy, and like whenever we would talk, there would be nothing we wouldn't make fun of. That's one of the few people that I can go as far as I want to with making jokes about terrible shit and they can genuinely match me. I'm like, We'll see this video while this guy getting shot in the face in Tibet and he's like, bro one up you. Here's a kid getting flung
off a roller coaster. And I'm like, damn, bro, he had that, he had all those he had all those videos downloaded onto his chair so he could never drop them too. Every whoever he wanted. His old discord was a wily place. Bro. I'm sure I know, I know. Oh you were part of it, Yeah you were. Yeah, it was a wily place that I didn't want it, Bro. I don't want part of any discords where I feel like there's gonna FBI is for sure looking
into this. They never did you see did you see that that that pictures Sevny photoshop though this is all very stupid, but like seventy photoshop dinning with them with Logan Paul's uh girlfriend, because you know how that because you know that Dylan Dennis things. It's like he's he's like just like posting photos of Logan's wife with like every fucking man in the world. Somebody somebody photoshopter, somebody's photoshopter with it was like, it's like, bro, even Donnie,
and it was just like, oh man, it's good anyway. Yeah, So we're gonna get into it rest in peace, Donnie. We're gonna go into We're gonna go into questions now. But first a quick break. Have you ever come too much and you want to you want to get rid of the come because it's taken up too much space in your house? Visit good Will for Come. I'm imagine a guy with a five leader like a gallant bottles, like give me a second, and it comes in the bottle of
the gallant and he puts that he has to seal it. It's like brou tell my gallon. He's like, yeah, man, I can't help it every hour, so I gotta come a gallon of COO, welcome to come will the only good Will for Come? If you've got an excess of come, we'll take it dropping in our local comeboxes located outside of libraries and local
local soup kitchens. He's just just holds his head. He's like, can you imagine donating Can you imagine if can you imagine if donating sperm worked the same way as donating clothes where there's like just like a dropping or like there's like there's like a big like like metal box outside of like a library that you just had to jerk off it. No no, no, no, no, you gotta gotta gotta bring a shield canister of come. No takes it off his car, puts man. People don't have people don't have time
for that. You just gotta watch time for that. It's just a tank. It's just a it's just a tank that people come in through and then like some truck comes and empties it. It's all mixed in. It's all mixed in. It's all fucking They're all these all these different DNAs are fighting. Some of them are bloody. There's some bloody matches, yeah, some of them are orange. Some of them are like have a green tint. Here's the thing though, they're not. The cum isn't resold like good will.
Everyone's kind of wondering what's going on with the come and one person just knows enough to, you know, go into the back and see what's going on. And it's just one guy just fucking just chugging it. He's just and not a bit is missing his mouth. He's getting all of it. There's not a single bit. He just poured it down his gullet. You're like, what the fuck so much? What would you if you saw that? Would you say that? Would you scream like a little girl? If
I saw that, I would high pitched scream and run away. I love the idea of him, the idea of him chugging, and they're just like smacking it was there is no there is no come going anywhere but down his gullet, like he's absorbing that come. And he looks so good by the way, he looks so beautiful, beautiful body. Next he looks like an ai like like like like he looks like an air brushed photo in like a like a nineteen ninety nine magazine, like a sports illustrated it. It's fucking
insane. As he's gulping, you see him getting better, like improving. Yeah, yeah, he starts off. He starts off looking like the fucking guy and castaway at the when he's on the raft. And then he like, by the time at the end of the month, dude, he looks like Timothy Challamey like, but just it's a beautiful visage. There's a beautiful
visage. You're like, does come do that? And he's like, only for me, only for me, only for me, only if I've learned the ancient arts of harnessing the restorative properties of calm, of come calm, that's how he says calm. He's then he spits a little bit of golden. His spit is so his spit is so viscous it's insane. Fetch me more. Comes. He grab in his hands just so soft but stern.
At the same time you're like, what are you They're the softest, like they're the softest hands pellows yes, like diamond, like what is this guy? That's awesome on one hand and a very little effort. Fetch me more, Come, fetch me the come. All right, let's be let's be aut some questions, all right, yeah, we got some. We got some good ones here from our audience over a patronic comps that's the Stark Tank. Remember they're there tears or you can donate and you can ask your questions.
There's actually so many questions now that we were thinking of doing just like certain extra episodes dedicated in time of the questions, because it's like it's it's a lot man, which is awesome by the way, we appreciate it and keep the show going. But also there's a lot of you, so we got we want to make sure we get all of you, especially for this month. I don't know, this month is fucking loaded. Did we do something this month that like that got like I don't know, like maybe we
very bizarre influx. We had a good episode back uh which I forgot which one. It was the pee Wee Herman thing. People were really a lot of high praise with that one man, and we were just on fire. I guess cereal. No, I don't. It's fucking Digimond. I don't want to see that ship. All right, case he's gonna show us this fucking Digimond binder. He has this, He spend money on this, the n words he's my first page. Suck my dong? All right, that's
pretty cool. Yeah, this is really cool, cool Digimond. There are cards for the for the guys. There are cards for the people to the digits in words two don't you wait? Don't you? But don't you play with those? No? Not, These these are ones. I'm willing the trade. I'll kiss your mom. Digital musters this. This is the best deck in a meta right now. These two cards together are worth about three hundred dollars. That's cool. You're making me angry. Yeah, man,
I didn't pay that for them. I got them for free. But still, you know, why do you why do you always get you for free? Would you bully anybody? You went to a local comic shop and then you implied to the kid, that would be really cool if you gave those to me. No, you know what I do. You know what I do? I put good energy out there and seeing now he goes up to these like dragons, then types of locations, and he goes like, man, I sure am the only black person here. Would be a shame if
I said something happened here and you guys got a lot of heat. So I put good energy into the world, and I you guys, you threatened to Jesse Smollette every single dragon send that you ever go to here. I'm gonna say that you guys can choose to say whatever you want, but I understand that I put good energy into the world, and good things happen. If you don't give me that fucking exodia, I'm going to tell the world you tried to lynch me outside in Chicago. I put good energy into the
world. Guys. One day, when you guys aren't such figure nuggets, you guys will get great things. But until then, I already look, I already have great things. Okay, yeah, but guess what for get removed? That's not really did you did you know your before it was gone. Yeah, man, I've been self aware since the womb. That's unfortunate. Tell I can tell actually in fact, now that I think about you as a mom. Alright, let's go all right, as it was probably
the worst thing ever off mom, I would come up. That would have been two. I would have been two, op Son. We had, we had, we had to nerfew, we had, we had to stop you somehow. Yeah, that's crazy, man. Alright, let's uh, let's go all right, let's go. Let's say Swene can choose what's what what? What? Okay, choose? Can Swen can choose what I make Chris say next? It's a weird sentence for some reason, he wrote in he says, hello, guacamole and word penises. I don't know what the
fuck that even beads. But choose between two? You need to choose between two terrible superpowers. Become one percent stronger every time you say the hard are around black people who don't know you. It's an important part of this. Yeah, it was easy for them. It's really it's a really dumb question. Question or one percent stronger every time you slap a random baby full wind up. Man. Well, you talk about a nursery. You got to talk about a nursery, and then you're just sitting fire to that, bro
and then get in a room. By the time to get a room is like, it's too late, I'm too strong now. Argument the argument here. The argument here is amazing because it draws an equivalent equivalence between saying a slur and killing a baby. Yes, you kill it, full wind up, you won't kill it. Slap a baby full wind up, you will absolutely kill it. Are you kidding? An adult is a big possibility an adult woman could slap a baby to death full wind up. I meant in
the power slap shit. If they slap babies instead of each other, the baby, the baby, and you just watch those babies explode. Bro, I would laugh. I would laugh till I died. I would laugh myself to death. I think I think I would laugh myself to an early grave because that would be so funny, be ridiculous. Maybe yeah, it's too absurd. They have even happened, so you're just looking at it. It just bring the baby in shad. The baby's like, let me go.
The baby's in shackle. He's got like a fucking ball and chain tied to him. It's just ridiculous. Let me, let me go, free me, and it's like no, baby, sorry, and you just never slap the funk out of it. You keep hitting it. Sounds like escaped. Without these shackles. We had the shackle that he was too wildly. He clearly would have gotten away, baby would I mean, look, man, I'm going with the I'm going with the I can't. I'm not gonna kill a baby. Like, it's just not killing you kill it. You don't
kill it. You're being potentially I don't think you know what I think. You know what I do, But you don't have to kill kings Do you think do you kingson? Do you think that you could slap a baby full wind up and not kill it? Do you think that's even possible? Yes, I heard the breath of the breath of doubt before you said that. Yeah, I kill a baby, dude. Some babies die by accident. Just existing SIDS is a thing, like, that's a thing that happens.
Since infants just die because they think too hard or they think about like green coconut glass at the same time, and then they fucking they short circuit and die Okay, you you gotta you gotta ease your power. But I definitely hit a baby before because yeah, okay, look I'm saying this slurs, man, I'm saying it's not a big deal. But and but by the time, you know what, first of all, I got no mouse in
my heart. I'll say it. I don't give a shit. And by the way, I could just say it like a million times to the same people and if they get like really angry, but I'll be too strong for them to do anything about it. That's true. So like that, wait, wait, does it count if you say around multiple different people, like if you go, if you go on your ear, if you's shot of like a hundred of black people and you say it once, does that accumulate? Does it stack? I'm assuming a sacks. Yeah, they I assume
it stacks. Yeah. So I could just make a video where I say it, and that would be no, no, no, no. Videos don't count within a danger zone. Gotta be in a danger zone. Oh yeah, well I don't know. Here's my bro My line is, of course you would, of course you would. You don't have to either a heartbeat, because it'd be it'd be funny. The idea of them trying to stop me from those babies. But I'm already too strong. All the babies the inward and slap them, small black babies. Can you call me?
It's not I'm gonna get double buff. We're moving on next, next question. We got a lot of questions to get tobies. Too late, too late. I've already hit ten babies. Here's another one that I think. Here's here's so, here's another one that I think is acts absolutely insane. A crab named Heller wrote in he says, what's up, cringe, Gay, Come Derek, Jeter and Tom. They're underneath the floorboards, selic.
My question is a stupid one, but simple. Would you rather have to deal with a kidney stone once a month or stub your pinky toe really hard every two weeks? First of all, I'm stubbing my toe. I'm stubbing my toe. I don't think you guys have a concept, and I don't either. By the way, like I've never had a kidney stone, but I I've stubbed my toe. I can deal with that. That sucks,
but I'll deal with it. Okaye had a kidney stone recently and it was really sad seeing him in that much bab who m m. It was really sad. What do you what is that? Like? Like Lily, like Lily's dad, Lily's dad had like a kidney stone and like I saw it, like the condition he was in was really sad. It was really sad seeing a grown man in that much pain. She's just like, dude, you can't. You're passing a fucking diamond through your fucking p hole man like
this. It's crazy, it's funny, but it's also really sad. It's like, oh that hurts a little bit. Oh oh my old discomfort, my old that's my own. And you're you're crying, You're crying watching the only thing that's stubbing, the only thing that's stubbing my pace. So does it makes me angry? It just makes me upset, you know what I mean. I'm just angry that, like, God, damn it, I stubbed my stub my pa. Yeah, when when you hit it hard and
that ill coordinated, it hurts. You're right though, Like it hurts like a bitch. But I'm way more angry than I'm hurt. I'm upset that I'm like you fucking it makes me want to just sizesn't cut it off, But then I know it would be awkward to run, you know, So so you don't want you don't want to cut off a pinky toe. All of a sudden you're like, oh, my maneuvering is a little thrown off.
Yeah, you're immediately sh chop off. And it's like, bro, what you do if you if you cut if you cut your pinky off, you basically like you have to walk for the rest of your life, like you're italicized. It's crazy Italian Illian. Let's hope not Can you can? Can you really? Can? You? Sincerely? Imagine passing a kidney sone every month? Fuck no, I just flimsy eventually, Bro, I can't imagine what it feels like. It's usually it's jagged too, it's all fucked
up. It's large, Like, Bro, imagine how the fund up that feels when you know, when you get like a grain of sand in your eye and it feels like there's a fucking boulder in there. Yeah, like feeling So I can't imagine say what passing? Yeah it remember back in the day, I know, I say, remember as we didn't have to go with it. But back in the day. Uh, some people had to get their fucking pehole swabed for uh for STIs or whatever or STD's back. Yeah, so imagine that ship, bro, Like fuck, no, all
of this is bad. Like nothing should be nothing, nothing solid should be in that area at all. Man, I'm stopping my toe easy. Yeah. Yeah, that's so horrible. You gotta put a toe in your your world. You gotta put someone's gotta put their big on you. That's fucking gonna let me do it. You gonna let me do it. You gonna let me do it. The audience told me to. I want to know I got these scars. Is showing you his like a fucking jacket larm. It looks all flimsy. It was like an elephant trunk. Guy put a
guy put razor blades in his penis when I was sucking. That is fucking it all right. Let's uh, that's the joker. That's the joke. That's that's that's that's the Joaquin Finishes movie. You wouldn't get it. That's what he says that that's the joke. You wouldn't get it. That's good. Oh, I got these scores, I mean Lesbian Goth Edition road. He says, what's up figments of my imagination? I have a question named
at sween. What's the best way to get into D and D I know I'd probably really love and enjoy it, but I'm not sure where to start and how to get into it. It's a gay question, so it's for you. Yeah, he's talking about Dick and Dick, so I get Well, obviously it's the best place. I probably for beginners. Critical roles, very good. Most game stores have Dungeon Dragons nights, you know, and go there, play a little d random people. Uh. Also, just
the worst way to get into it. I mean, it's it's it's unique. Uh uh. Just picking up some of the books, man, the Player's Handbook, Master's Manual, and Dungeon Master's Guide. Man, they're expensive, but they exist. They exist pre dfs out there that you can probably download, uh, watch a video or two. It's it's really it just I don't know it. Just just look yeah, bro, just look into
it. If I'm assuming this guy's got to have, this person's gotta have, probably this is a this is a mean lesbians a meanless Just look into it, man, It's it's really it's really simple something to look into. It mean lesbian. You probably have one other mean lesbian friend that plays my my advice because it's the only way that I really played because it was other people like my friend. He's been working a comic shop for fucking like half
his life, so they they were always running campaigns. I mean they pretty much do Warhammer there mostly. But point being that through him, there was a lot of campaigns that I participated in. Uh, you know that it's the easiest way to not feel intimidated, because you know, it is a lot if you don't know what the fuck you're doing. You don't know anything about the classes, you don't know anything about any of that shit. I mean if you've played an RPG. I feel like if you played any type
of RPG, you won't be lost. It's I feel like that's kind of like the you knowing the concept of all right, here's fucking hit points, here's this, here's that, and then like everything else is kind of like all right, I just need somebody to hold my hand a little bit. Yeah. Also, the best thing don't be embarrassed. You know, that's it. You're not gonna know what you're doing the first time. That's fine, it's fine not knowing what you're doing. Take a step further and ruined
everything. I would just do the dumbest shit and be like a pariah, like everybody trying to play seriously, and like say, I think one of my last characters, I was a dragon born monk or something named Bill Cosby, and uh, I wanted I had stealth abilities and sleep potions and shit, and like it was it was pretty good. It was pretty good. Yeah, like I've only ever played once, so I know, and even
that wasn't like a real proper madness. Just yeah, it's have fun, fun, Uh, don't take it too seriously, look into it and that's it. You know. People like it's so for me, it's weird. So like how do you get into this thing? It's like I don't know, just like google it and like start looking into it and then you get into it if you like it, Like I know, I like people.
I know people. Some people don't think like that. It's like that, you know what it is like, it's it's just maybe there's like a like because I get people asking me that about destiny a lot, and it's like, I honestly don't know the answer to that like I think you if you're trying to get into Destiny now, I think I really just think you missed it. Like like I don't know if there's really any room for you, Like it's it's it would be it would be like today if somebody was like,
how do I get into the world of Warcraft? It's like you are friends those type of games for sure. I mean, yeah, you're like like something, Yeah, you're missing a lot of context. You're gonna be jumping into the sad. You might have fun maybe, but like I mean like it's you're gonna be so out of touch with everything that's happening and you're
gonna have to watch so much shit. And I feel like Touches and Dragons might be like a similar thing where it's like, oh, which edition and like you know, uh, you know are how do I so simple? It's like just look into it, you fifth edition looking out. It's a lot to look into. It's real, It's really not not, because if
you know it, it's really not. But it's intimidating to start looking into anything that has existing like feature Like it's like there's so much fucking lore and so much shit that goes in and just looking you don't don't know, you don't you don't need lore for D and D Laura as an absolute, that's not true at all. I guess to play a campaign and just play the game. This will playing the game like, Hey, what is the setting of this world we're gonna be We're just gonna be in this world. You
guys are going to do X. That's it. Yeah, and then the world fills in as you explore through it. But it's not just this, like it's like, how do you look in Like how do you get start reading Spider Man? It's look looking as Spider Man. That's it. You're like, hey, there's no there's a frown. No, no, no, no, I disagree. I disagree. I think I think there's like a good way to answer that question, because you could. You could,
because there are certain runs that are like not super necessary. There's certain runs that are really bad, certain runs are really good. Yes, And what you do is you look that up and then you go from there. No, but no, no, But that's the point of the question. It's
like you they want to recommend they want a recommendation. Yeah, I would suggest the best the best place to do is somehow a quiet the player's handbook dude't master's guy to mans Emmanuel. Look through the player's hand would give us to a feel about what classes you'd like to play. I would stay just playing all of them because it's very it's all of them bring different things to the table, but lots of them have like through lines where they kind of
intersect with each other. And then watch a little bit of Critical Role and then just google other simple small things you don't understand. Yeah, I would say critical there's a lot of there's a lot of discords to do it. I would say Critical Role is a pretty good way to just say. And like I say that to Destiny people too, or it's like how do I, oh, man, I'm really interested in Destiny. I know where. Sorry, I'd be like I always tell people, it's like, uh,
there's a there's a guy named my name is Byfe. There's a guy named my name is Byfe. Uh. There he's got a lot of lower videos. I'll point you to one that I think is a good jumping on point. And if it's interesting to you, then I would say go play the game. But if it's not, then don't even bother because like that's that's kind of like a big deal as far as like, that's a lot of the value that I get out of that game is lore stuff. And and I've had people come to me too, it's like, oh, how do
I there's so many Halo games, Like where should I start? It's like the collection start with Actually I tell people to start with two personally, because I think it's like the the easiest jumping off with. You can go backwards from two and it's fine. You can go forward from two and it's fine. It's not that different. You know, they're asking us for a reason. It's because we know a lot about these very species. Would definitely start
of one, but yeah, I wouldn't. Well, I would start with two specifically because two's got like a two's got the best story, and so it's likely to grab you the most. And because it's likely to grab you the most, it's likely to drive your willingness to go through the first one, which is comparatively less less interesting, but still fleshes out two. You
know what I mean. That's how I experienced it. I played two first, and then I went back to one, and uh, and then I went to three and chronologically, but one is a I don't know, man, if I if I had to play one first story wise, I don't know if I would have been that interested in the story because it's very standard in the first game. Anyway, fair enough, thank you mean lesbian goth addition for your for your for your d and d inquiry, Uh Dirk Sea Road, And he says, hey, guys a longtime fan. I was
wondering, what's what game? What's the game that you still you? What what the way hold on? What game? Can you still go back and play? But you could never recommend to anyone. For example, as much as I love the N sixty four Smash Brothers, it's probably the worst one. Yeah it is. It's definitely the worst one. Well is m Yeah, no, it's it's worse than Brawl. It's worse than Brawl. Brawl is not great, but it's still you know, it's not fucking Smash sixty
four. That's crazy. But I don't know, man, uh is probably the best one. Actually, I got Games of Masterpiece. But also at the same time, I'm just like, nah, man, don't. But I also I'm like, it's like, don't, but like, this is an amazing video game. But like, don't play it, but this is an amazing video game. Yeah, I feel man almost too. Honestly, I kind of feel that way about Destiny, to be honest, Like I feel I feel like Destinies again, Like I can't recommend that game to anybody
because like it's for the same reasons that I was talking about before. It's just like it's too fucking late. It's too late, you know, jump on their next thing maybe, but uh, I don't know, man, Like those those are early ninja guidance for like the fucking nes are like really awesome, but they're so fucking hard that I don't imagine that anybody now would have the patience to do that like I did when I was a child and
I didn't understand that like time was finite. I don't know, man, There's there's a lot of Coach is probably the best one though, because Kotor is something like I had to I'm really really good at looking past the datedness of certain things because I'm very good at like contextualizing like, oh, this game came out in nineteen ninety nine, I'm not going to expect it to play like fucking you know, Years of War two, you know, like
it's it's a very specific game. That's fine, and so Cotour. I remember getting into it recently, like in the last like four years, I got into Cotur. I never really played it before, and I was like, oh, this is really good, Like this is really cool. But it took a lot of like overlooking, overlooking certain aspects of it and the controls and the way the combat works. That is a fucking ugly game that
controls ugly, that feels ugly to play. That is also fantastic, But there's no way a modern person's gonna like, there's no way, like a seven year old is gonna play Cotur, Like, no way in hell. It's look great video game though, but just you know, it's great game.
It's great. Yeah, it's it's just fucking incredibly dated. I wonder if they're still doing that fucking remake because it wasn't that like I don't know, man, it maybe it really sad because I'm super excited for it exact we're not doing it anymore because shit crazy, I keep hearing like conflicting reports behind the fucking scenes about that that game, like either it exists or like it's still happening or it's gotten canned or it's switched developers or like, I
don't know, they're fucking that ship up. Yeah, that's stupid. All right, let me see mister HoTT Salsa wrote, and he says, Hello, gentlemen, this isn't a question, but more of a realization with the current body count discourse that is prevailing across Twitter. I haven't seen this. This is by the way, is that is that happening? Yeah, I mean it's more of uh, it's it's more it's beyond Twitter. It's it's Twitter and like zoomer shit. Oh yeah, talking about like in cell stuff
where it's like where it's you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man. Uh so he asks, or he he says, I guess because it's not a question, it's prevailing discourse across Twitter. It finally hit me what Chris Chan meant by boyfriend free girl a chick with no body count. That is true, that that is exactly that Christian seeking a boyfriend free
girl was in fact him looking for a girl with nobody counts. So if you want, if you want to have something in common with Christian, you know, by all fucking means, if you want to hunt down a virgin. You know you're in good company. You're in with the guy who fucked his mom. Not exactly a not probably the least boyfriend free girl that you could possibly get with, but you know in good company. You're in good company. It's Christian. Man, You're in good hands. That's all stands,
all gape stands. Do you have nice ass? I don't know, man, you have he talks like a Neanderthal. Do you have nice as? Oh? My god? That is fucking is that the body count thing is is bizarre? Are like because like fucking stupid. I don't understand the I don't understand the fetization of inexperience. Like that doesn't make sense to me.
I know it does to me because of just knowing these people that the people that they're learning from, they don't realize that they're getting prompts and advice from perverts, like a religious conservative, people who want to marry children, who fucking legislate laws to fucking like literally like Tennessee, fucking Southern states getting rid of fucking no limit of who you can marry, like real fucking life shit. These people always trying to fucking mary. You see it all over,
It's all over if you look for it. And you know, I watch some podcast lists and podcasts they find this shit and I'm just horrified. But one story short, what's the nick fine talking about like how you want you wants like a sixen year old, Like it's that ship literally the type he became a Catholic or whatever however many years ago, and then now he's following in their footsteps of like wanting a very young girl. And it's just
the same tropes. And so when these people talk about no body counts, it's literally the closest thing to like a pre pubescent fucking girl that has like nothing, that's never touched anyone. It's fucking media because yeah, because they wouldn't say like they because they wouldn't be like, oh, you're you're twenty nine or thirty one and you you have no you've never had sex before.
They wouldn't be like, oh that's great. You know, they'd be like, yeah, she's too old when you talk no, she's she's yeah, like past twenty five, that's the whole thing. She's hit the wall. Past twenty five. It's it's you're done. That's the that's already too old. Like it's it's fucking crazy now. To be fair, these kids, they don't know a lot of these kids that are saying this shit, they're
not self aware yet, like what why they want this? A lot of them are just like, oh, I don't want a body count because she's pure. But I'm like, they haven't examine why why would you want that? They just kind of just thinking because it's been indoctrinated into like like something their gonna be real, Like I don't want to date a girl that exactly like does like gang bangs every Tuesday. You know, Like that's a bit extreme. It's that is that is inherently extreme. What if but what if
she did gang bang? She does not do that shit anymore? How do you feel about that? Like that's that's definitely definitely I would feel a little strange about it, if I'm being very honest, Like if like my girlfriend was like like yeah, like imagine like one of you're talking to it right and like like you're just talking having Thomas riffing the count. There's like, yeah, dude, like I had like there's one time I had such like seven guys I want It's like what okay, Like that's a lot like like
you know, like real like real conversations. But that's how that's how we're talking about. That's there, but like or like or like no no no, no, no, no no no. Already you discussed this beforehand, so I know already. Yes, I wouldn't probably probably I probably wouldn't date a girl that's sup with like that's's regularly in the past, had multisexual partners. I think I wouldn't feel confident in myself. And that's a me thing. I'll be real about it. That's me feeling like like what is what
is the issue? Like why wouldn't you That's just me, that's me. Why wouldn't you feel I feel like I feel like there's a miscommunication here because like we're talking about gang bangs and then we're just talking about just like generally like having been with no no, no, no no, not understand they're
they're intertwined to a degree either way. Well, it's it's just having a body count you you've been with multiple men, because having a sex is having a sex, Like that's fine, whatever, Like I wouldn't I've had sex with guys before. I'm like, al right, cool, And then I think probably my brain will make me stop there. I'm like, I'm gonna stop here because I feel like I'm gonna find out so it's gonna probably make me less attracted to you. So it's gonna say you had sex before.
Let's not continue, because most partners don't want to hear about other their their partner's previous sex lives. In general, that is that that is true, but it's also like but like but it's but it's also like I don't know, like I don't know. Gang bangs are so different, Like that's like such a different stratosphere of what we're talking about. Not really, dude, that's just that's just how I have people that are having sex. Man. No, No, but what I mean it's like I have a body.
I hate the term BodyCount, but like I have a body kind of over ten. I consider myself a stratosphere away from fucking gang bangs. I do. I Like, that's like, yes, alien territory to me. I'm like, no, that's okay, that's a very different scenarios. True, you know, but a lot of people that have like very like explorative sexual lives, they do stuff like that, you know, Yeah, but also like say not to like seven people upboards five and up it. But people
do have like group sex that happens. Why is you know? I just personally, I just don't care. I don't care about what you didn't ask. I don't like that's why me like a girl unless yeah, yeah, if if a girl said, uh, something crazy, you know, like if her numbers were astronomical, it would be more of like it would be more of just shocking, like like how is that even? How did you
do that? Were you in porn or like if the numbers were like staggering where she's like her quote unquote body count was like like five hundred or something, yeah, something crazy. But how do people that say that? I don't believe them. I just don't. I don't believe, Like, well, that's that's my whole thing, even porn stars. I'm like, bro, you did not have sex with no thousand people? Like, dude,
you understan That's that's a lot. Dude, that's a lot. Like I think I think you think you might have had sex that many people, but I don't. You did not. You did not. You just remember it was like a goal like they were trying, like you were you were like like like one time we're sneako and I'm Sneko And what's his name? That guy fresh and fit, the one that looks like a Laddin sort of a
dumb we know their names. He was going through a list. He has a list very when he slept with He has like got fucking it written down with the scariest shit. What I'm scary about that is that was like acceptable in high school because you're a dumb ass kid and I fucked her. I fucked her like you did not. I don't think that's ridiculous. I don't think you think you did. I think you think you did. You know
what, I don't even think he thinks he did. One thing that I've learned about people who exaggerate numbers is that most of the time they're they're they're bullshitting. Because one thing that I've learned about people who have large quote unquote body counts or even large ass penises or anything, they're usually kind of embarrassed.
It's usually kind of like a weird kind of like there's a humbleness to her, like I don't want to talk about it, uh, the same deal, like thinking like about all the women I've dated or anything like it's not like there's there's no pride in that. It isn't right. It's just to a maybe to a fucking thirteen fourteen year old, like that's so cool. Other than that, it's just like whoa that you know that happened.
It's like, oh, who gives a fuck? The same thing with having like a large pain is when you think about it, dude, there's also people. Could you really impressed with that? Really? I had had a conversation with some guy wants where he was like, uh where he was thought, where it's frozen? Okay? Sorry sorry, Oh no, no, I was. I was saying. I had this conversation with this guy once who was like, uh, he's he's talking about like what his number was
at or something. And I was like, what the fuck is this? That's are you serious? Because it sounded so high and I was like and I was like, that's that's that's full on, like actual, like this is like you've you've slept with these people where it's like it's like, well some of them I know I could have, but I didn't, but I
count him anyway. I was like, well that, first of all, why do you even First of all, why are you even why are you even counting that, Like what is the purpose like on a sheer dad from from just a numbers perspective, like I get like I get like being like, okay, it helps to know, I guess, like your life. It helps to know your experience and it helps to know the math of it. But like what the fun Like what is the point of so stupid? Like oh, I could have been like I didn't, but like it's still
costs because I could have. That's why even it is crazy. I was like, this is I remember me, Like this is a concerning This is a concerning thing for you to be saying to me. He put another burn, another notch into my belt. You know, okay, I could have fucking crazy girl. I could have had her. You know she was looking at me. I could have. I could have I could I could have done it. I swear I believe you. But like, also, like
it's just weird that you be counting your sister. Funny Roger, Roger, No, I gotta funny, kind of ten thousand funny you want to be next, I paralyzed your mom. Funny just in general, the conversation, the conversation when it comes to always, Yeah, it's weird. It always comes across. It's always people like bragging in weird ways. I don't really get it. Yeah, I'll put it this way, I'll put it this way. I do, I do, I do. I have a limit, But it's kind of like the opposite where it's like I can't, I
can't. I have a specific thing where it's like I cannot be the first person. I can't. I can't do that, I can't do it. It's it's definitely a lot of the the amount the amount of pressuresure, the amount of pressure of that, a lot of pressure. It's whatever. That's just it's just like it's but it's people put some people play so much importance on that and then like they remember there for like I don't like it was
just sex. It was just sexstand. I understand. There's a period of time, there's a period of time where it isn't and it's like this weird I've seen it, dude, I've seen it where it's like those people, those people people either emotionally stunted or the lack of experience. In Kingston, Kingston, every we are in and we are in a time no one's not emotionally stunted. Everybody no, no, no, no, crazy, You're
right, Dimond Cards. We all are relaxed. I don't. I wouldn't say I'm stunted, though, I would just say I enjoy something I under stunted. That's not stunting that In some ways, I think you're using the word stunted. We all have we all have our things we hold on so we charge when we were younger. Right, that is very true. But what happens is, like everyone that has sex eventually grows to realize, especially we're having sex multiple partners, and then like you're out of different relationships,
you got to realize that this is my first time. Eighty five percent of people's first time is horrible. That is just how it is the point, that's how it is. That's exactly. That's what especially especially when you lose Virginia somebody that's also new at sex as well. Well, yeah, look, everybody's everybody's if if it's your first time, it's their first time, that's gonna be terrible. It's gonna be. But it's not. It's not pressure. Good experience less pressure, yeah, it is less. It's it
is weirdly less pressure. For some reason. It's not at the moment, but it is technically it's less pressure than if both of you are inexperienced, because you have that like if you're if you if you're gonna lose your virginia. As someone who's experienced, that must be so much fucking pressure. We're like, oh my god, there's no way I can be good. There's no way I can be good to this person that knows how to fuck. Yeah, yeah, it's the guide you it's this is this all this like
it's like I understand what you saying, but it's all this silliness. It's like, this is silly. Look, it's just it's just the rule of mine. I just I can't. I will not. I'm not going to be your your entry into this world. Okay, first of all because I
just don't find it. First of all, I don't just because I don't find that appealing, and also, like I can, it's also the odds of you running into that now is that's also finding women around your age that haven't banged, because then it would be like you'd be working very backwards. Like that's true. Yeah, so yeah, at this point, none you've got to really worry about if you really it was really only it was really
only an anxiety. Yeah, it's kind of true. But it's also like, uh, yeah that was that was like a problem like early twenties right where people were like, oh, I don't know what it's like. I don't want to be rude, but why do you guys feel like if you if there was a person around our age and they haven't they haven't, they haven't banged yet. Is that does that feel problematic to you? Does that feel like there's something wrong? Yes, I think it's bizarre. Yeah,
I think it's weird. Yeah, and because I feel like it's impossible if I feel like, here's the thing either there's a myriad of reasons why, like I feel like it's a problem. Like first of all, where we are Sweeney and I were like I want to borrow that. I want to borrow that. Yeah, aside from that, because that's separate, that's like not even interesting what someone's If someone's just a actually and they just don't care, Yeah, I just just that's I just didn't want to get any conversations.
I didn't want to get any messages. Dissen listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I'll be honest, I have my own separate issue with those people, all right, I have my own separate problem with those people. I fucking hate those people. If you're asexual, I hate you. I fucking hate you, not because I think you're a bad person, but because I'm very envious of your I'm very envious of your affliction. Like I think, I think you've got a fucking sweet ride going on, man,
and what I would give to enter that ride is fucking crazy. But I don't know, man, I just feel like the only people that I've met who are my age who have not crossed that boundary yet are people who either they're really really like self pitying or like which is in inherently like a problem, or they're just really like they're just the worst, you know, it's like the worst type of person. And I was I got into an argument on Twitter like recently about this, like where I tweeted, like I
tweeted something about like I don't know, let me find it. I can't remember exactly what the message was, but it was like some like weird in cell, some weird in cell. It was like it was like a cartoon. It was like a woe Jack cartoon almost if some guy like being jealous.
Look, it looked like Tim Poole. It did look like I didn't think that was funny that it looked like to pool, But it was like some it was some some in cell Twitter account that was like, your crush is likely with somebody else, and just like a bunch of people like woe is me in the fucking comments and all this ship and I'm just like, have they have these people ever considered that, like the intense desperation that permeates
from everybody who thinks like this is one of the primary reasons why they're undesirable in the first place. Yes, that is on ironically like a serious like because I remember, I, dude, I remember being like a kid and not like being I remember being in high school and not like scoring and not doing well with women. I was just like, oh well whatever, I
just this. I'm not even joking. The immediate moment I stopped caring, it stopped being a problem like actually and so like to me, I feel like a lot of it really is just like a lot of self sabotage and a lot of self pity and a lot of like I'm a loser. I'm a fucking loser. And then you you basically will yourself into being a loser.
That's not basically you create that fucking future for yourself when you think nobody likes that, even even like fucking dudes, even guys, you know, guys that will fuck couches and shit, like guys that will literally fuck couches. Even they like if a girl comes and she says like, oh woe is me? This is this that your eyes immediately like you're looking at the couch. You're like, I'd rather fuck the couch right now. Immediately,
think about think about the think about the types of women. Think think about everybody was seen on Twitter who are like hold on han, Think about think about any any women on Twitter who's like, man, I can't I can't find a guy. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. Oh I can't. Everybody's up. Just shut the funny up, Just get out, fucking get over it. The same thing applies to you. Why do you think that doesn't apply to you, Like you're some guy like whine
kick get pussy. It's like, holy shit, that's annoying. Shut up, Shut the fuck up. This is this is why you can't let me, let me look first first, okay, first of all, look too intense, too intense. It's it's just it, dude, It really it really because I had people responding pop, I had people responding to that that fucking tweet where I was said, I was just like, have you ever have you ever considered that it's desperation that's the problems and people? And somebody
was like, dude, you've got like you've got great genetics. You're not in this conversation. I'm like, bro, I am five foot four and I am blind, great genetics. What are you talking to? What's wrong with that guy? I am fighting? I am fighting fighting yet right, That's what I mean. It's like, what's what's what's going on with this guy? This guy has like eight legs, he's like modoc. I guess he looks like slender, he looks like thin guy. He looks like he
looks like a little nightmares boss. Apparently, Like I don't know what the fuck, like, like what could possibly be wrong with you? Like I am blind, I am five foot four. What I don't understand, Like everybody would say that I have the opposite problem, So like what's the So I don't know what I don't get it happened. The chain is at the jaw, really, the jaws carrying me? Or could it be or could it be the lack of despiration. I don't know. I think what it
is a lot of people, a lot of people. What happens is that the Internet has become a culture of people that's bitching and crying and winding and moaning about actual stuff. Dumping trauma, yeah yeah, in general, dude, trauma dumping during stream worst experiences ever? Bro is there trying to same? Somebody comes to a stream. It's like, yo, dude, I'm playing I'm playing Pokemon or Gold right now. All right, I'm trying to
get my Fralic, myroc Evolve. Leave me alone. But like it's it's the idea of like, dude, I know I have one friend right now. I have one friend, one friend who is U my age, who is a version. I have one friend turn my end is a virgin. And the thing is that like they're like, I will do it when I do it, but like I don't care, Like I just don't like, and they generally don't care. And I think he leans towards more of the a sexual aspect of it because he just give like he's like, I know
what he's attracted to. He's attracted to a woman. Yeah, but he doesn't know what. He doesn't give a fuck. But you know the thing is, I bet he could have and he just didn't. Yeah he doesn't mean who doesn't. He doesn't care, But I've seen it's crazy. The thing that's crazy about it is like every time I see like some some some guy or some girl like complain about this exact thing, like and they post like I don't know, photos or something, and it's like they're they're font.
They're just normal looking. They're just completely normal looking. The only reason why you haven't been lucky is is literally your attitude. It literally, actually straight up is all that you know. And I get people like have like different I understand that there's like different levels of charisma and all that stuff that you learned throughout your life, get it right, a sense of humor,
all that stuff. I get all that stuff plays into it. But there's no way to repel people more than just feeling, first of all, feeling sorry for yourself constantly just relegating yourself to this like defeatist, I'm a loser reality and just all the stuff that comes with that, Like it's just it's it's embarrassing, Like I don't I don't get how they don't understand how they're getting in their own way with that ship's yeah, I fe it's not people
getting in if it's people just like people just aspirations towards getting laid as like way like I like also yeah, also like want people to understand this. People saying young people that are not not involved in that right now. Sex is really not what it's all hyped up to be. It's really not. It's not myself I enjoy it. I enjoy it as much as every human being with the penis that is a male that is hardwired, mostly correct,
I'm pretty sure enjoys it. You know. It's like it's it's it's you know, it's you like it less though you're you, you like it less than most people. I think. I feel like I feel like I do. I feel like I do because I saw it it out for so long and then when I started getting it this, I was like, this has not changed my life at all. This has not changed I am not I am not on cloud nine. I never thought about that either. I was just like, oh, pussy probably feels great. Oh guess what it does?
It feels pretty. This was pretty dope. I would still rather a divine meal over a pussy. The best person ever had. I still rather like a great like a great meal over it. No, that's I mean that, that is true. Like that's like like a dick. Right.
So, but the thing is, I will say and I always always preference this because when that is said, I say, you haven't lived until you've combined the two start off with something like dessert, like your cap if you if you're taking me, you wouldn't like Chris, If you're telling me right now, I wouldn't refer your favorite rates meal cooked immaculate over pussy. You're crazy. Look, you're crazy. You're my favorite pussy is different than it
is different favorite meal is pussy. That's different. It's definitely in the top five if you would eat, if you're if you're an eater, that's different, right, absolutely, I gotta let me confirm my you guys. I'm gonna meet you guys real quick. I'm gonna meet myself. Sorry, but just simple. Yeah, it's it's pretty much important on it. So people put too much important on it. I do agree, I do. I
do it. Look, it's it's pretty cool. But also I think I think the idea that people you know what it is, people seek too much yeah out of it is that that's the problem where it's like they think they think that like once they achieve it, it'll be like, oh, then I'll be happy. It's like no, you will still wake up and you'll probably be miserable in the same exact way, and you'll be like, why isn't this making me happy? Listen, I'm gonna do it. Boys,
boys, not not you boys. I'm talking about the boys that are listening clip this to those sad sacks of shit or whatever, because they always get shited wrong. I've even had people I know asked me for advice about this kind of stuff, and I was like, I can't believe x y Z is asking me this. You're a pretty good looking guy. You're very talented. I know a guy, hold hold hold up, like really a talented blonde looking guy that is fucking killer the guitar or I'm like, how is
this guy not getting pussy? You know, he's one of those people that got swept into this shit. I guess where the confidence is just not there and all life said to him, and I'll say the same thing that everybody at confidence is great. Obviously, that's gonna That's what we have to work on. That shit. You know, you gotta get some ws to build confidence. The thing is everybody one thing that is so commonly shared between everyone's
universals. Laughter. Everybody wants to laugh, Everyone wants to have fun. You may not be very funny. So how you remedy that the person that you want to share laughter with You bring them to a comedy show. You guys watch funny shows together, you know, Netflix, watch some fucking sound fields, some some community or whatever the fuck. You surround yourself with funny
shit, funny people that will get you guys connecting with laughter. If you can't make them laugh yourselves, if you're not very funny, that is the fucking thing. There's a guy, Ralph Garman. His line, he says, make them laugh, then you'll be making them breakfast if you get If you get it, you stay the night and then you make them funny. Carries carries being funny. It's so OPI it's crazy paramount. But that's why women are never funny, because women never have to worry about the same trials
that actually true. It's actually a true thing. It's really rude, say, Christopher Hitchen said that it's like they don't need to be funny. I mean, we're just funny. I was like, I know, I know funny women. I know funny women. I know, like I would give it maybe four maybe four funny women. I know if I know, if you, I know, if you're funny, you know. It's crazy, though I don't. I think I brought this up of the podcast before, but I'll bring it up again because it's been a probably like a year and
some odd probably longer than that. But like, something that I've noticed specifically is that if you go to like like independent comedians, like comedians that aren't super well known, right, a lot of the time I'll see like male comedians go up there and just the least funny people in the fucking world, right, And then you see successful male comedians and they're like they're pretty fucking
good, you know, for the most part. Obviously, it's like, you know, everybody, every industry has got its own preferences or whatever, but like, at least you know, all these people are you know, competent and like they've they're funny, and they've they've proven themselves in some way. Like as far as like women in comedy, I find it's so fucking fascinating that like a lot of the independent female comics that I've seen are so fucking funny, and then the famous ones are not. I don't know what
the fuck that's about. It's so weird. That's like a weird thing that I've noticed. Feel like they have to play in to the societal stigmas and the tropes that, oh, guys don't want to hear about you talk about guy things, So you got to talk about the fucking stupid girl shit and fucking dudes and things that girls, you know, like, and and I'm like, that's what I don't want to hear that. I want to hear
you just crack jokes like anybody else. You can be funny, like i've you can't if I went you know me, I went to an open mic in the last like two months or like three sometimes sometimes super recently, and it was every guy went up there and was just talking about like, yeah, so my fucking mom's dead and I'm alone. Uh, like my dick fell off. I fucking have aids my hamster, I chewed on my my
hamster snuck into my hot dog and I chewed him up by accident. And now he's gone like just like and and just expecting, well that no, that I'm making it funnier like it was. It was. It was actually just sad and I was crack like I was. It was so difficult for me not to laugh out loud at some of this stuff because I knew that I wasn't laughing for the right because you could tell it wasn't like a joke. You could tell like they were using it as like a sad way to
kind of like self deprecation. And then they would lead some Yeah, it was like it was like a free therapy session. I'm like, dude, men are not funny right now. I don't know what the fuck is going
on. But and you said it earlier, but like confidence, I really feel like a lot of these, like a lot of these in cell message boards and a lot of these like subcommunities, I feel like their primary goal is to just sap the confidence from people, Like I really feel like it's their goal is like to just drain people of any any sense of self worth. So that way they keep coming back to the forum and they keeping clicking on like fucking ads or they can't or I don't. I don't even know,
man, I don't know how they make their fucking money. I don't know, but it seems like there's a financial incentive just make people feel as bad as pos about being themselves as possible. It's weird. I agree with. I don't like it. I think it's fucking dumb. Yeah. Agree. Anyway, where are we at? Opinion? My dog ran away. I got shot in the hip because self deprecations big. It's become too easy we compare ourselves to people. Yeah, it's it's it's too many problems.
There's too many problems that people have to them naturally, and like now it's all we've become as a society. It's like, oh, we're just not that. And it's like, dude, you're gotta understand you're not You're just just exist and enjoy your existence and stop being such a fucking chudd that's it, man. Like I'm a fat dude bro, and I still I can still pull girls. It's it's not hard. All you have to do is
just approach them and try to be personable just grab them. I don't know, man, that just can't be the reason you're doing Like, like if I feel like the reason people do it is to like, oh, they think it's gonna make them happy, and it's like, it's not gonna make you happy. Like if you're miserable, there's a lot of stuff going on in that you got to figure out before. And nobody wants to be with a fucking miserable person. Yeah, I mean, I know that sucks,
and like I'm sure like there's a lot of valid reasons. There's probably a lot of valid reasons it's to be miserable right now, you know, but like it, I don't know, man, It's it's just I don't know. I've had a loss how to help these people. And it's like, dude, you know, like become miserable together, you know, don't be miserable with a jump. Make each other miserable. That's how it works. Yeah, definitely make it miserable, you know, and stay together that miser
relationship. Have a bunch of kids out of hatred, mistreat your kids, create generational problems like the classic like it, Oh my god. A lot of some of the responses to this are fucking crazy. Well yeah, I read some of them. A lot of talk from a guy whose jawline could cut a nation in half. What a bunch of fum's crazy, bro.
This is like they're just saying, it's crazy. I'm trying to find anything about you that is like, Oh, here's the one thing that's good to let me act like you're you're fucking uh you're that Asian doctor on fucking uh good doctor. You're that's you. Yeah, you're you're him now like oh man, yeah, you have them. It's it's it's them going up to me and they're like, I am a virgin. I am a virgin. What's happening? What's happening? To get it? It's like, all right,
man, God bless you know. I wish you guys luck sincerely. Just get out of your pity party. And I really feel like if you get out of your pity party, you'll have a lot more like although who am I talking to? They're not listening to this, They're not. They're too busy listening to sneak Will be a cunt our podcast. Let listen to sneak O and the Aiden Ross and whoever true. Yeah, they're listening to those guys. Oh God, Jesus Christ. Hearing Aiden Ross, Hearing Aiden
Ross and Secu talk makes me want to hurt people. Bro. I actually they just they just rushed through words. I'm so not a violent person, but like I I feel like if I ran into those people person, I might just push for a fight. Might just you might just instigate. I might just a little bit because I usually don't stay out on shit, but I kind of want them to get beaten up, you know. I'm like, like, I want to, like, I want to create a fake
thing that they did bad. Let's put on the internet. Like that's how much I don't like them. I want to lie. I want to want to take part in a lie and loving them. Let's go right now, we've got any more questions or were wrapping this bitch? I think we're wrapping up. We're about to hit two hours. Yeah, thanks, thanks everybody for showing up. I remember going to a picture on dot com slash of
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I'm not, I'm you're missing out man missing now I'm at and it's it's literally like, like, that's the best storytelling I've seen the video game thus far. It's up it's update with me with like storytelling wise, I think it's up there with like Redhead's a different kind of way of telling story. But when it comes to character writing, I've I've just never seen better character writing. It's like, oh, this is just business flawless. I yeah, it's it's cool. I like it. It's a game where if
you piss off a genie and they can turn you into cheese. I think it's cute. It's it's got some cute stuff going on. I just I really hate combat in it, Like I really, I can't. I can't do it. I really fucking hate it. It is the least fun I've had doing anything like combat so cool too, It's insane, But that's that's how you are. That's not you're kind the game I mean I'm playing. I've also played three game who Is? Who Is? Who is like incredibly
powerless. So like maybe maybe if I was playing a barbarian, I'd have more fun, but like and maybe may I don't know, maybe I'll get it. Maybe I'll try it again like in December and try like a barbarian instead, because like there's too many fucking stipulations about about the rogue that are like if if I was playing a rogue and like like an actual game where I actually had control of my character, I feel like I'd have a lot more fun. But in this thing about the thing about rogues, rogues are
supposed to be jacks of all trades. You play a rogue to like I want to be good at picking locks, I want to be good at finding traps. I want to be really good at history. That's what. That's how you play a rogue. You know, they're like they give, they give you think about it. But the thing about it is that like I'm playing this fucking rogue and then like, all right, I could sneak attack people, and then I sneak around and then I go behind somebody and I
pull out my knife to sneak attack. I mean, I don't have advantage, so I can't do it, and it's it's okay. I mean, if if you insist this is fucking stupid, I don't. I don't care for this at all entirely, Like why wouldn't I just play a barbarian and punch everything? For the biggest thing, it's trying to have an enemy within range of the person you're gonna seek attack using using your range weapons or you're interesting I have because right now I'm a Rogan ranger right now, and I'm
fucking hurting people. I don't. I just I can't. I can't because I even tried this thing where it's like, okay, I'm gonna have one of my party members talk to this guy, right and I have him talked to him so he's distracted, and then I go up behind him and it's like you can't do this, and it's like what can I fucking do? Then that's in Balder's Gate that it's like that. I don't know, man,
I it's it's frustrating. It's frustrating because I know how good it is, Like I understand that it's like a really good game, Like I like the character writing, I like the story, but like to suffer through this combat that is so uniquely unfun heavy for me. I can't do it. What are you playing? You're playing? I always start off with the most boring like usually, and then I work on a fighter. Yeah, I
mean fighters are they do damage the people, They hurt people. But that's how I start off, and then I and then I like to work my way around. I always want to see that first. I want to I want to see how the fighters, how they do their thing. I want us to do some dual wilding and uh, but Chris, you're fucking a solution, man, I've seen this inforums. You could the people that are
I think it's unbearable. Just slap one of the trainers on and fucking have you'll have the what is the the you know, your movement your movement cap or whatever. You can remove that so you can just fucking just like kind of speed up the fight wall. You can. You'll just you'll you'll can. It'll ruin the combat experience. But if you don't like the experience, it's perfect for you to literally to just get past the tactics and just start
killing everyone. It's the whole Like I'm two feet away from somebody and then I slashed my sword at them, and then I miss is fucking like, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure it's fun for people. I'm sure, but like I can't. I can't do it, like like one of the big Bucks, like one of the big bus fights I have. I developed a WAYPI. I got a way point in like a
castle. So the Big Bus fight, I snuck around inside. I set my raven to turn off all of the fucking lights in the room, and then I went up behind a boss that I'm supposed to enter a whole big seede with and I stabbed him in the bag and killed them instantly, and then everyone else the running and just ransack the people. And I was like, this, yeah, it sounds it sounds like something. It's it sounds like something that would be so fun to do in real time. That's the
that's my thing. It's like I look at all this stuff and I'm like, this looks this would be so fun to do. And that's kind of the thing where it's like I do this in every fucking game, every other game that I play, except it's not arbitrarily turn based, and I get it. It's part of the game. It's like it's just how it's how
D and D works. I get it, but like I don't know, I'll I'll probably jump back into it with like a like a much stronger class, like one that's not fucking I will just try to fight a barbarian for the beginning. Since you don't understand I'm gonna do barbarian next time, I'm just I'm just gonna clap people's heads into into dust because I'm just I'm tired of trying. I'm sorry, I'm tired of I'm tired of trying to find clever ways around situations in the game not letting me do it because I don't
have advantage. So it's it's just like I had a barbarian until I got them to a point where I could make him a paladin. I have a paladin barbarian that runs around beating a dog fuck out of everyone for me. Yeah. But the reason, but the main reason, but the main reason I uninstalled it though, is because like, look, there's seven more days. There's seven it's a huge game. It's gonna take me fucking weeks to
get through it. It's seven it's seven days until Starfield and personally speaking, but as the games just do something for me that a lot of the games don't. I know, I'm gonna be sucked into Starfield. I know it's gonna do something, so I want to get through that before I even touched Paul this kid again, that's I feel the opposite for me, Befo. It's like it's it's just the same kind of game you were addicted to. You were addicted to Skyrim twenty I know, And then I played in years
that was the first one I played. Right then I played fall Out when I was just the same thing. I played Fallout three back when it came out, and it was the same thing, and I was like, they're just they're the same kinds of games. There's in different settings. So I'll see, I'll see, I'll probably play Starfields. I'll see what it's like. It might be cool, it might I'm I'm I'm going into it low its with agents because I feel like it's gonna like shit. But it's because
I don't like is gonna make me not play the game. But we'll see. I think it's gonna be at least decent. We'll see, just like we don't care about Starfield. Is give me that new Elder scrolls though yet I don't know mans bro. I like science fiction stuff. I I I'm into it. I'm into whatever they're doing. Oh yes, I'm hearing. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna break. I'm not gonna break anybody's nda for them. But like I'm pretty I'm pretty keen. I'm pretty keen to get
my hands on this fucking thing. I know a lot of I know a lot of people who are playing it. I know a lot of people who are playing it right now, and like, they haven't broken. They haven't told me anything specifically. They're like, dude. A few of them have said, like, this is exactly for you, and I'm like, yes, I have heard it runs like shit, though I haven't heard of that
exactly already. I've heard that multiple I like this game runs like dogs, I mean, but it is a great game keeping it so it's really fun. It is that like pre game. If it ran perfectly, apparently like the game, if it ran perfectly, it'd be a finished one. But they're gonna get there in three months. Entirely, it'll be fine. If you have a PC that'll run it, it's fine. I'm sure that's true. Anyway, Uh. Also, get is so fucking like like gigabytes. Wise, Bro, it's so big, it's so big, and it's so
demanding. Can't I can't have this, dude, I can't have I can't have that end Starfield on the same machine. Like every time every time I teleport, every time I teleport somewhere, I can hear the fans of my computer turn on. Dude. Yeah yeah, they're like, Yo, give me a second, Yo, make sure you turn off everything else all right? Before you know, my rig is no slouch and it is screaming sometimes. It is anyway spicy video game. That guy's let's bring on home.
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oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Jail, just overnight jail, not even jail, just want to blow me some white guy Jeff Kealey performing fatalities on people trying to walk upon his stage. Uh, dude, I didn't talk igot about that. We totally forgot about that. Oh I knew something, bro. So here's the thing. At this time, shoot him this at this point, third time, third times a strike. I think he
has full reins to do whatever he wants. Please. I think he should just start really hurting people, bro, like we do live executions now, like for people. They don't fuck around anymore. Dude, that get more
so embarrassing references no more. It was so fun. Such a fail, dude, It was such a fail because like no one laughed like it, and and the thing about it that, okay, so that first kid is lame also, But like the thing that was impressive about that first kid it was that he managed to sneak up on stage with the people and nobody like
and he was just standing with the developers and everybody. No one thought like, who's this kid, And then he managed to go up there and then he had and then he went off on that weird tirade and then it just ended right and it was like that was like it was lame, but it
was at least like somewhat interesting that that happened this time. It was like a guy probably like twice this kid's age, maybe even three times his kid's age, who went up on stage, ripped him off and in a worse way, like in a in a less funny way, imagine mimicking a child and not being able to do it well, like, imagine not being able
to outshine and want to try. Like the next guy's gonna die, dude, the next the next guy who does this is gonna get shot to shit, blunderbust out of his pocket, put him against the guy's neck and blow his head. It's gonna do. It's gonna be disc Yeah, dude, it's got the cla like the clarinet, fucking barrels and rocks. Bro's not playing anymore. I knew prototypes that game is gonna be fucking dude. This year. It comes up this year. Ah right, we gotta do that
episode. Yeah, we still have to do that episode about the fucking is coming out this year. No, no, next year, next year. Let's say what the fuck my friends are working on it. Hadn't hear anything about that? No, no, no, yeah, it's next year. It's next year for sure. Anyway, guy Avy, something funny and topical going to model the women in Bather's Gate be built like Ivy from Soul Caliber. All my women are name, all of them. I mean, that's
requirement. It's it's it's it was like, this game's made for me. I don't even need Actually, you know, it's crazy. It actually disadvantage, like because because I had the scale mail for a while and it was just like giving me like fucking complete shit rolls. I was like, fuck this, I'm just gonna go and naked, and I did without the fucking armor on. So it's it's almost like my shadow Heart my Carlac are lactating Bro's fire. Yea almost. So here's the thing. I almost moded Bigger
Tits because it's available. So the reason I didn't do it. No, So I took a screenshot from the Nexus mod and I'm like, oh, this is awesome. The thing is though, and I don't know how to get around this just yet because people have patches for converting from the early access to the new game and whatever. It didn't work for me and lost it gave me. I couldn't play the game it's like you need to remove every
mod anything that's even before you can continue it. And it took me fucking forever to find every file that because it wasn't even a lot of files, but the shit is between your app data and works common files. It pissed
me off so much, dude. This is why on ironically, this is why I don't like moden games anymore, because like I did that with the mass Chief collection because I did some some custom mods in there to do something and then it fucked my controls like entirely, and like it would it straight
up like wouldn't let me like zoom in just the way that. And they were like you have to get rid of it, and I was like yeah, and you have to get rid of like and it's there's always one thing here and one thing there, and one thing there and one thing there. And it's like, I don't this was such a nightmare. It says, oh, your games on this fine, Like all right, cool? Opening up? Do you see no game game? You just see like like a little thing that's like the game is here, I'm just not going to show
And it's like, why are you not showing me? Bro? Why are you not showing me this helped me help me remember I remember what it was. It was a ray tracing mod, like I wanted to see what Halo
three would look like ray tracing. It fucked up everything. And then when I killed and then when I deleted it, when I deleted it and downloaded it again, it redownloaded the fucking mod so like it she ruined it, Like, yeah, it just sinked, like the file sinc for s. I don't know how the fuck it happened, but like I was like, oh my god, this is so horrible. So I had to, like I spent like an entire three days going through the files and trying to figure
out, like just to get it playable again. It took me. It took me the night too. I was so excited to play Balder's Gate and then it took me the night to find the file finally because it was especially there's there's a log to help you say, there is this mini files that shouldn't be there, and it's like I got rid of all these files,
so what the fuck are you talking about? But yeah, so at the very end of the night, I finally found this one fucking file that supposedly was supposed to be in the common folder where your game data is, but it was in the app folder, where it's like the local shit, and it didn't say it was gonna be in there, and it drove me anyway insane too with like Premiere does that same thing too, where like you have to clear the media cash otherwise it'll fit. Never mind, we're getting it.
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