#167: Is This Racist?

Some of those horses are the same horses profound. Hey look, I'm hello, hello, hello, welcome, Welcome to the snark Tank podcast. We are here, We're alive. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? That? Is that possible? Sweeney looks like he just I don't know, like he's in the middle of a fucking gas leak. Actually, I don't know whether I should call it like an ambulance or or something. He's just heavily breathing into the microphone, looking like a fucking just an absolute piece of shit.

What's going on? What's going on with you? Buddy? You just okay? Are you capable of speaking? You get there? Yeah? Plane like right over my house, shining a laser, shining a little laser pointer at it. Does that actually do anything? Does that actually do anything? I don't think so. I think urban it does feel it feels like an urban legend. But like I remember hearing like stories about people getting arrested for it. But I'm like, why we were getting shining lasers that the cops

ain't getting arrested. I remember that actually happening my friends, They got arrested lasers at planes. I gotta know, I gotta know if this is real. I gotta know if this is even like a remotely true. It's probably true, but you know, still probably done a plane and you make it

crash just like can't But that's what I mean. It's like you gotta have it feels incredibly powerful laser, I mean incredibly powerful and also probably like attached to a telescope so you can really fucking see where, Like how are you gonna make it to see? What? Make? Any SAIDs Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't buy it. I think it's fake.

I think it's you didn't it, Google didn't uh tell you it? So I googled it and it's it's so Google's showing me a lot of words, but they're not organized in a way that I find interesting enough to absorb. So I just ignored it entirely. And I will continue to believe that it's fake because it doesn't help me. It doesn't. It doesn't help me to believe that lasers is gay. Welcome back to the Snark Tank podcast. Today

we're talking about I don't know fucking know, man. We had we we just recorded a really hype episode of of Extra Ammo, and and now Sweeney's like half asleep, so I don't know what's going on. It's like, it's like his dog died in the in the middle of the break. You I'm trying to see this real or not named the laser thing. Yeah, it's power. Lasers can incapacitate pilers, pot pilers, pilots flying aircraft that may be carrying hundreds of passengers. Oh yeah, I see what you're saying.

How it's like, why isn't there just a clear concise answer on the front page of Google. Yeah, I'm not interested. I'm not interested in in in the scientific like ins and outs of power. Why I didn't show me a yes ers on FBI on the FBI Zone website. So even get up to twenty years in prison in the twenty years in prison for shining a little red light of a plane for what no, not that thing like like

a high powered laser, like a laser gun. Yeah, like because because because you have to imagine, like I was saying, you have to have some sort of really high powered lasers, and you would probably also maybe want to have a fucking telescope to really like triangulate they not porting at one,

you know, I'm the little red ones. But the ones who buy from China, the one who can you can actually shouldn't buy from China because my friend literally bought one from China. Green ones you can buy that and Shinato because I remember one time. You don't know where I lived, but Chris, you knew where I lived, you know, the mountain in front of where I was grew up. Yeah, yeah, he sho he shot one

and he shot a plane in the mountain. No, he shined a laser from his bedroom to the mountain and I saw it, and I was like, and I was like, whoa. I mean some late some even some just normal pointer lasers are pretty fucking strong. But like to me, it's just like more of like what does that do? Like, what does that do? That's so bad? It can disorient the flyer. But the thing

is that people don't even fly planes anymore. Computer's fly now. It's it's so I'm thinking, this is like an old rule that's just when pilots were probably be a little bit more in control back in the day. Yeah, versus is because like because it's essentially supposed to be. It is kind of funny because like you said, it is, computer is doing the work essentially so pointing a laser at them now wouldn't really do shit. But back in the day, I imagine when I mean, they even have a there's a

video. In two thousand and nine, there were fourteen hundred and eighty nine laser events logged in the FAA, That is, pilots reporting that their cockpits were illuminated by the devices. The following year, that figure nearly doubled by twenty eight hundred, on average, more than seven incidents every day of the year. So people do this shit. I wonder how many people get actually, like genuinely arrested for it. Can you imagine finding Can you imagine ending

up in prison next to like a pedophile rapist who eats kittens. And your crime is that you shine a light at a fucking plane that is so disoriented. Wanna and figured out that somebody that that your your bunk mate, their parents, their dad crashed in a plane and died because someone pointed a laser. And so he fucking he fucking just starts shiving you because you know you're a piece of ship. You finally shived and it makes the sandwich with you

and the two mattresses, and in the middle he starts stabbing. It's like that scene from fucking Breaking Back when he organizes the prison murders or whatever, completely shan American. Yeah, when when I was gonna say you yourselva. Sorry, my mind's still on the extra Ammo, the Edward James almost at the end. You gotta look, just look up that scene at the end of American Gets somebody gets stabbed a lot, so stabbed the comedic, Yeah,

he gets. It's like it's like ij Honda doing his his fucking hand slaps. It's basically that. It's essentially that, but it stabs. It's so many, it's so unnecessary. And then then they dispose of him. Do you think he passes over the fucking rails from the second floor. It's a great way to die. Do you think you could stabbed somebody with a dull object if you really just tried hard enough at we're talking like a tennis ball, and that was just I guess to be an impalement. But I

don't have to go through Well, that's the old You can't stabs. It has to you can't pierce somebody with the with the ball. It would have to be going so fast to penetrate and it would happen. I feel you're assuming you can, you can hold some money down and for some ball into that be in saved you. That is so stupid. But I you think doctor Manuela was doing fucking experiments like that. He's getting balls. It does ball. That's funny too, because tennis. What makes it funny is that

tennis balls are so fucking weak. There's in comparison to most ball is not a baseball like a baseball. Yes, yes, it's weak. I mean I guess it's not as weak as like a like a like a basketball, I guess. But see, like you know, I pierce somebody with the basketball, just that's just a cannon. At that point, it's just like you're getting here with canon chest passing you bro am, I getting shot, just giving you a crazy chest pass and you're just not ready for it and

you don't catch it and he just knocks your head loose. Its fault, though that was a real threat at some point. I'm sure. I'm sure that that guy but T was a finisher, so really didn't have to worry about him passing a ball back to you too often. But if you weren't paying attention to when he did man. Good night. Yeah, you just killed him? So pretty cool. What's happened? Gonna talk about this? And we're gonna talk about this. We're gonna talk Are we gonna talk about

Bradley Cooper and his Junos? Are we gonna talk about We're gonna talking about this. There's there is controversy online currently on account to the fact that Bradley Cooper is playing is playing a character in a movie. He's playing a real character. I think it's I think it's Leonard Bernstein, who is a conductors. It's the guy Leonard Skinnard, the man Leonard Bernstein. Bradley yeah, yeah, So so he's playing Leonard Bernstein and they decided for some reason because

Leonard Bernstein is I don't know if you do this, he's Jewish. I don't know if they that might be. No, no, he's not. Yeah yeah, you wouldn't expect it, but he's Jewish. And they gave him a prosthetic nose that is so weird because it's not even if you look up, if you look up, Leonard Bernstein act like the guy. He just doesn't look like like it's not even like, oh, we tried to make him look more like Leonard Bernstein. It's just a bigger nose on.

Bradley just looks like Bradley Cooper struggling to breathe. Bradley Cooper is Jewish, right, I don't know, but he's he looks like he could pass off as being Jewish. He didn't, he didn't need a prosthetic. Like what's his name? Like last name is called Cooper is just like fucking I don't even know. Man Cooper is like a Republican Jewish too. We never know until like very like moments. I only knew because he's a darling of Hollywood. And you know what they do? You know what they Okay, okay,

Tim Pool, they they they you guys got okay. First off, this is going through This is going to all feeds, so everybody's going to be fucking confused. Watch the extra, AMMO, and this all makes sense. But fucking Bradley Dudley, Bradley Cooper is So I don't even know where I want to tackle this from, because there's like a million different ways to

tackle it from. But I so look, I understand why if you are playing certain characters, there would be reason to do yourself up to look like the like Albert Einstein in in Oh my God, Oppenheimer, right, Like, clearly that guy doesn't look like that. You know, that's that's clearly a lot of makeup, a lot of prosthetics, you know, a lot going on to make him look like Albert Einstein, because we all know what Albert Einstein looks like. Everybody's seeing that fucking picture of him doing his little

tongue bullshit. You know, we know who Albert Einstein is. Leonard Bernstein is not Albert Einstein tier in the sense that, like, I'm sure not everybody knows what he looks like, but there's you could google him and find him very easily. There is no there, no fucking re reason to put that nose on Bradley Cooper. And at first I thought this was like one of those weird things. At first I thought this was people kind of like

whining, because at first my mind went to immediately Albert Einstein. I was like, yeah, they had to make him look like Albert Einstein. They probably just tried to make him look like Leonard Bernstein. And then I looked up the guy and I'm like, oh, make but he doesn't his nose doesn't fect smaller than Bradley Cooper's. That's what I'm saying. It's like it's it's like Cooper has a kind of a large enough nose to where there's no

reason. Yeah, yeah, exactly like Bradley Cooper him. Yeah, the dude, he looks like fucking fucking Phineas, like Phineas and Ferb or whatever. It looks crazy, the question of no. No. From what I'm seeing right now, it doesn't look doesn't look that bad. Looks like the lowest griffin dude, like it's ill. I'll show you a side by side because so the picture the side by side, because there's the profile shot of him from when he was young, and his nose is smaller and less straight

like this. This his Badley Cooper's prosthetic is just completely it's like plastic surgery perfectly like at a fucking tuse angle. It looks like it's straight up, looks like a cartoon nose. I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna put it in the in the in the chat here. Oh he looks it looks like a joker. He looks like this is like an your story. What I'm serious, I'm looking like, this is it you're fucking wilent. Look at this. I just sent it to you. I just I just sent it.

I put it in the chat that it's fucking absurd. Oh shit. Wait, so they're saying that. Uh so they're saying that that Jake Jillenhall wanted to play this role and he didn't get it. And they're like, oh, Jake Gyllenhall, an actual Jewish man who dreamt of playing this role. Uh uh, that didn't get it, and then it gave it a Bradley Cooper and then gave him a June. I'm sure Bradley Hooper is part of Jewish too. I'm sure, I'm maybe, But like it's it is

weird. Like I said, I saw people whining about it. I thought it was kind of dumb, and then I looked at it and I was like, jish that that looks stop. I never would have seen anything about this at all. If if jew face wasn't trending, that's the only reason true. That is true. Jew Face was indeed trending, which you know is a jarring so under for me. For me, for me, this is well, it's not it's not it's it's it's just like they're doing.

It's like, you know, black face, jew faces what they're insinuating. But the I think it's funny about this is like jew face is trending for me, and it's right under Starfield Master Chief and Alec Baldwin. So that's that's my that's my that's my right now. But I don't know. Yes, so he's not Jewish. And the funny thing is if you google it people, because obviously this is being googled a lot right now, so it immediately pulls up an article from the New York Times to be like, he's

not Jewish even though he's playing Bernstein. Like, so it's they're just like which, oh, which, by the way, I think it's fine. I think that is. I mean, I think that's Bernstein's kids are are fine with it. They're cool with this, so I mean it's not It is funny though to me in the room where I'm like, there has to be a Jewish person that can do it, that's for me. It's like

that I don't really care. I'm be honest, it's acting. I don't need it's acting like like but it's at the same time, people that are Jewish are pretty much just white most of the time. You know, they're just like most of them are just white passing people. So let's let somebody do that. You know, it's like it's not a huge deal. Well,

I don't know, man. To me, it's to me, it's like, uh, like what do they want Jerry Lewis something, Yeah, like like it it doesn't matter really, like it's it's just it's shap It's called acting for you. You get into the territory you get, you get into the territory of like, why does why does it a real orphan play Spider Man? It's like, well, because it's not. That's not the point. It's not not really the point of this make believe. It's it's

fucking make believe. Like Oppenheim fucking what's his face? Oh my god, Uphill Murphy's not Killian Murphy's not Jewish, but he played Oppenheimer perfectly. I think I thought Oppenheimer was just a German. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't know anything. I didn't see the movie or anything. No, I did see them. He's he's fucking Jewish, but j Robert

Oppenheimer is absolutely Jewish. That was a whole fucking did you like, mock up the bomb like to be the blueprint was immediately the first draft was it to look like a draidle And they're like, hey, this a little it's a little stupid. Yeah, it's a little dude, It's it's sucking, it's crazy. What the what does the big do? Yeah? Bomb? I just think it's I just think it's funny to me that they would that. Yeah. Yeah, the fact that people are mad because to me,

I'm like, bro, they didn't go far enough. That's really all it's about. I'm like, why not just a real covetis jew like the fucking propaganda. Why don't they just make him over like that? Then then then you can be angry. Then you're like, this is a fucking outrage. How dare you do this? This nose is dumb. But like I'm sure that, I'm sure this clip is circulating right now. So like, while I have, while I have your attention to everybody, if everybody who's watching

this right now, who's subscribed to tim Cast, unsubscribe and subscribe. Ass I know this kind of this is the kind of thing attracts you. So so we've got uh, we've got a we've got that I don't know whatever Trump is indicted again. I think this is the real one. This is the Rico charge one, this is this is how they got fucking capone. This is probably like this is probably actually the real one. At the same

time, I have heard this a fucking million times. I kind of don't care until I see him like with a Until I see him with like a shackle around his ankle connected to a bowling ball and an orange jumpsuit mining fucking or in a fucking quarry somewhere, I'm not really going to believe that he's ever going to go to jail. I just don't, man, you that that is your your uh, that's a lot, that's that's your expectations are incredibly high where he's got to be doing some old school shit. I gotta

I got I have to see him. I have to see him making license plates in a in a discontinued fucking school like that. Like I I won't accept. I won't accept any other thing because to me, it's like this is like the eighth time I've heard this, like and times somebody was like they're gonna get him on this, and it's like, okay, cool, whatever, I'm not invested in this at all. I could. I could give a fuck what happens. I'm invested. I like this. It's fun.

Uh this one, this one is a little bit different. You know, I said, people are jaded already, but this is the one that people always wanted. They were waiting for this one because for a lot of reasons, this motherfucker's gonna actually have to give mug shot at this time. So finally it's gonna have that dripped out fucking album cover that we've all wanted. There's gonna be the whole idea that say, if he became president, he couldn't just wish this away, which is just beautiful, you know,

Like, which is what's up? I'm kind of curious you said, you said, like, oh that that album cover, right, Yeah, mug shots are mug shots public domain and what I mean yeah, So what I mean by that is you could put out an album and have his mug shot be the cover and book. Yeah, it doesn't even have to be a big like you don't even have to he can't even be like that's a picture

of me because it's public domain. It just belongs to everybody. I wonder if that's how that works because it feel like it is, because it wouldn't make sense. You would own your mug shot. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, no, true, I feel like most people would make them go after you or the county whoever took the picture or whatever. The yeah, the place I took it, maybe even, But I feel like that's even a stretch because it's it's somebody has gotten arrested. Their mug shot is

usually very easy to get ahold of. So yeah, it's a public infrastructure Google Google person mug shot and you got it. It's crazy. You could do that with AI. You could do that with AI. Now you could just like Google, like you could theoretically just be like Tom Sweeney mug shot in the fucking chat GPT or fucking mid Journey or whatever, and it would it would probably it would probably figure it out. But but I once you bald with the swatst gun your fucking head, just lady, crazy turn coat,

you know you bullsh man. You bald in jail is a hilarious image to me. Who yeah, yeah, I've been bald so many times. No, bald and jail. No, you don't know. Since I've known you, there's a difference. Between bald and bald in jail, because bald and jail is like, I don't know, man, you're getting you're getting

combed target, you're getting come up in your head. You know, you're getting all sorts of you getting all sorts of things going on, rubbed in your head and they carve a bulls eye into your fucking skull and then they start coming on it. That's it's brutal. That's a man. Jail is brutal. Man, Like I had a I saw that's jail. That's yeah, that's county jail. That's like next, that's the jail across the street

from like the fucking the gas station on your main road. That's where they that's where they that's where they put like shoplifters and like people who like pe in public. You know, it's just like or like drunken row and rowdy people. They just bring him to that jail where they get their fucking arms twisted, They get their fucking skull caved in and come down, they get they get the thing that they cracked egg with the you know, it's crazy.

I have a very gentle knock into this a little divity head and they covered it. You know, it's crazy. I didn't. I didn't. I haven't thought about this in so long. But like my aunt worked, she she worked in the jail, but it was like a jail. It wasn't like a prison. And I remember going to the jail and like just hanging out at the jail as like a seven year old. I remember this very distinctly, and it was very busy because I remember some guy. I

remember seeing specifically some guy in like one of the cells. It was like this this like thin white guy, and he was like man, oh man, man, like over and over again, this is a wild experience flashback. I don't know, man, I think it was just I think it was just like he probably didn't get booked on something serious, but he was probably like, oh man, I don't want the fact that I'm in jail right now is really stressful and like I'm really here. God damn it,

dude. I think he was getting a like he was getting the rules explained to him that he's gonna have to get his his fucking skull carved in and shit, yeah yeah, he just he just heard it. You just heard He's like, I'm gonna whittle your fucking skull that would be like a his head cray. That's like some well respected artist in prison like carves like beautiful like art into people's heads. Like and he's like, that's that's Jeffrey the

artist. Like he's actually like really fucking talented. You should see his word jail the banksy of the County. Ja, L what you crying for? A punk? This is an honor. And he's just like this, just sculpting the gloves out of his head. Dude, I love it, all right, let's let's I don't know, man's quite frankly, there's not much going on. Something else happened that I just saw. I saw a while of the podcast was on, and I can't believe it happened for it,

I know you saw. I know what you saw. I know you saw. I saw it. I didn't. I didn't mean to see it, but I saw what you say. I show speed Yep. Yeah, his dick fell out of his pants, right, dick fell out of his pants on live stream. He sounded really excited. I don't know. I don't know how he keeps. I don't know how he keeps. Like he's like there was firecrackers in his room. He's like there's this ship that I'm like, what, I understand that he's quote unquote young, but not like when

I was his age. None of that should happened to me. Now, to be fair, I didn't have millions of people watching me, but I feel like that would cause me even to act like a little bit more carefully. You can still Wow, they're not following him, but they like him screaming and shit. But like, let me just say this, this is not an accident. That's not an accident in an accident and what is he

sitting with boxers and then he humps the screen come on? Like like if it was an accident, it was a planned accident that he knew would happen at some point if he did it. And now he's getting fucking you know, attention for him. That's that's it. Like it's all these people fucking do is they do ship for attention? Like I don't. I don't buy

it. I mean, you are right about the attention thing. I just feel like the reason why I I remember the not the day, but the era when I switched from boxers to Boxer briefs and my immediate thought was, why the fuck was I ever for wearing boxers that stupid hole in the front that has no cover. My penus would fall of it all the time. Yeah, allefs are in my life. Change your dude. Yeah, better underwear. Boxes are so fucking stupid. We're all like bro because even Teddy

why is keep your pace secured? But boxers just didn't have that button in front or anything you like, dick would always fall out. I think I have not seen Teddy Whitey's in Like I forgot what they looked like quite honestly, like superior underwear. Though those superior underwear, they're pretty good. They just need to be not white. That's really the only problem. That was

really the only problem. I feel like Teddy White as you put them on your gun and shit yourself, I'm like, this is a matter of time before you see It's why you wear them. I feel like they. I feel like they they the way they caress your body, it makes it so easy to sh It just doesn't feel like a real underwear to be like it, Like I'm thinking about I'm thinking about Teddy White's that I'm thinking about the cartoon. You call it, that's crazy. I might have another name or

just call them. They're supposed they're called briefs, so like that's when you get box of briefs, right, So like there's fucking briefs. Like I actually bought this was years ago. I was like, I forgot what this feels like because I only wore tidy whities as a really young kids. My mom just fucking get that. Got that shit. Uh. I bought briefs in not white, and it's very uncomfortable. I didn't like the how it rides up in the crotch region where the briefs the boxer part where it's you

know, on your thigh lower. Yeah, it's it's it's it's different. It doesn't feel comfortable to me at all. So like if you try to probably feel the same way, it just feels a little weird. If I like how they feel like they're grabbing me, you know, yeah, oh so you so you like that? Okay, I feel I thought the snug feelings. I can't even sug. I can't even conceptualize snug. If you go to the gyms and you and you, uh, the locker rooms because

old people still wear them. They never switched over, they still wear them, and old people still sit around naked, which pisses me off. Where I'm like, I don't care. It's so funny. You go to the gym, take a shower, there's this one dude, hardest stone showering. I Am like, Bud, what are you doing? First of all, you're in cold water right now. You should not be this hard you are. You're you're a miracle of science. Second of all, why I'm telling

you I'll do that. If I saw that, I probably wouldn't go back into the locker room. I Luckily I've never seen that. He's like he's like he's like he's like laying down after the workout, like on the wall, and his dick is holding him up, and he's just like, god, damn, that was a good workout. He's like, yo, dude.

I mean some of them bitches, man. Some of the ship that they're wearing is kind of like it's probably that so some of them know what they're some of them know what they're doing, Like to the point where the spandex are so tight, the the what do you call the legs just so fucking tight where I'm like, I I know I can map out your selling cell you like everything I can see. It's too I can see too much.

This is you're overdoing it. It's too much. I know exactly what you're fucking camel toe, like I know everything about you go looking for women looking for men, but you see we have different different I have no problem with the men doing that. That's fine, that's that's that's but for the woman, it's like ill. I actually was. I didn't. I didn't notice that I usually wear an two excel hoodie when I work out, but then I wasn't one day and I have these extremely tight fucking workout pants and

I didn't really notice. But they're so tight that you can just completely see the imprint, like you can, oh, there, there's the head, there's and I was like, oh shit, Like I actually felt embarrassed that I didn't notice because I'm so used to it being covered. And I was walking around with the gym where you're like, oh, you can clearly, you know, draw my penis, like you relatively know what it looks like. And I was like, oh, it's that's a problem. I can't

wear this other hoodie. And yeah, I mean it's a big fucking deal, right, I mean, but it's still if you if you don't want people to see your ship. Then it gets weird when you want people like say, like if I, if I was trying to show off, you know, I would have kind of stroked myself a little bit, got a license warm, going to sauna. Let it just hang a little more than then then then starts strutting around. I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready at

all. Alright, so let's walk around with dodos in our Pantslet's see what happens. That would be so funny, Yeah, just just to like see what, like what the reaction is? Three? It's like like a fucking fucking bird flick flail like three flail around it, Like, yo, what is wrong with you? Dude? That's would the reaction be for that? Three penises the cops? So let's uh, I don't know, man,

Let's get into some questions. We got a lot of questions. We have an unusually high number of questions this month, so I feel like we gotta we gotta get into it with some of these, especially because you know, these are our paying customers, are our loyal supporters. But before that, take a we'll be right back after the after these messages, after these messages, we'll be right you bet all right, hey man, welcome, welcome, welcome to fucking welcome. Uh, well, you should buy gold.

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My friends and I were drunk in a dorm with a bunch of girls and I had never I had with a bunch of girls I had I had never met, and not much was happening. At some point, I brought up the idea of writing a screenplay with sparked the interest in almost all the girls there. But before I could get into it, my other drunk friend said, no, don't do it. It's gonna be racist. That absolutely killed the mood and no one recovered from that have a wonderful day. I can't

even fathom why do people Why do people cock block? I just know people do that. I don't know. Man, Hope you stole called Stunnard your friend. Man, Yeah, that'll give him a shocker in the middle of such a dick afterwards, like no, you gotta suck it. Yeah yeah right now, Yeah, I take it. What you've done is you've you've you've substituted. It's what you've done, So you have to say you've done. I'm getting a blow job. Oh you've done is a shirt now it's

you. Yeah, welcome, thank you for that. Welcome to the lions Den. That was that was the plan, the whole all along. Yeah, fucking slow game player. I've never really been cock blocked pretty badly. I've got I've had girls tell like other girls like, oh, he's like he cheats on their girlfriends like that, and I'm like, that's crazy. I'm seventeen. I've had like two girlfriends and both of them have dune me. But I've seen I've seen Jalen get cock block like a vine and it's

crazy. Our friend you were there, that you were there for that. I remember, I remember seeing it occasionally. I remember, so I won't name him, but like, there's there's a there's a person that we knew a long time ago who I watched him just completely getting the way and it was so egregious and I actually do I genuinely don't think he understood what he was doing, but Jalen understood the like he understood the ramifications more than the other guy did, and he was like, what do you why are you

doing this to me? Like I remember, I think he asked him that question. I think he asked him. He pulled him aside. He's like, why are you doing like pleading, like why are you doing this to me? He pulled him aside for real and was like, Yo, dude, what the fuck? It might be? It might be dude, it might be like a this this is an old memory. This might be like mostly fiction. It might be like it might not the way that I remember.

I remember that story directly too. You relate, But for me, it was one time we were we were in Manhattan, right, we were all dancing at the club and like like fucking we were all like twenty one. We just hit the ability to be able to do shit like that. And some girl was dancing with Jalen and then her like they met the eyes met across the bar and they started going to some girl came from like she has a boyfriend. I remember seeing that happen and I was like, that's

real. I was like half talking to another girl that I saw that, and I was just like, this happened, Well is it? That is? That? Is that that girl if they were doing the eye contact thing, she wasn't there to be loyal and her stupid fucking friend for two reasons, not to really just she's not looking out for her her best interests. That friend's a bitch. She she wants to ruin that chick's night because she's mad that she can't find a man and that girl has a man and is

getting dick on the side. I don't know, man, I don't know. Chris, Chris, No girl that needs to be That's what it is. I'm sorry to have a boyfriend, all right, you know what friend that I'll I'll, I guess. I don't know. I feel like it's that's on a that's on a level where like I almost feel like it's not as bad you know, I don't think it's as it's nearly as bad. It isn't as bad as a guy swooping in or some shit or whatever, like obviously that's you know, it's like sucking a Yeah, if too single,

if two actually single. I'll put it this way, if two actually single people are trying or like engaging in something and some guy comes in and fucks it up or some girl comes in and sucks it up for for one or both of them, that's worse than to me, somebody who's trying to cheat and then gets you know, fucked over in some way, like even even if it's for the reasons, even if it's for like insecure reasons, being a cunt, it's that could be too. It could also be that's

the thing. You don't know. Yeah, we're speculating, but it's close

the story, I believe fair. Just all of those like they have all of those fucking schemes, do it at clubs and shit like, Yeah, it's it's a lot of it's so I'm like, it wouldn't surprise me if it was some shit like, oh I don't like this guy, so I'm gonna tell whatever him to fuck off on my on my on my own behalf, even though the chick probably would have been It's almost like it kind of reminds me of in this kind of different scenario, but the same vibe,

where there'd be a girl you'd be like kind of interested in, but you're not sure what your boys would think, so you kind of like blow her off because like, you know, you're like even though like but if you're by yourself, you totally would have been into her. And shit, kind of like a this is the this vibe thing that it's stupid social pressure and shit, it is really dumb that it's like, that's a really frustrating things. Yeah, that is something that I would fucking give any advice to some

young ass fucking people going through that shit in school. Be like, who gives a fuck At the end of the day, what does it matter? Like you're probably all your friends is gonna be dead in a few years anyway, so to go after what you gotta do what they know. I have an interesting story. I don't know if I told this on the podcast before, tell me if it sounds familiar, but uh, technically I got cock blocked by the band p O D sold that story Okay, so you remember

that one. Okay, I don't really the only you don't remember well asking the question, so it's relevant to the topic, right right, okay, right as well, because I don't know, I don't remember. Yeah,

So this was just a little bit outside of high school. While I was in high school, I broke with this girl, you know, because we're getting up in the middle of the night to like hang out and shit, and I'm like, yo, I'm gonna fuck up this bitch just like college career and shit, She's gonna, like, you know, not do well. So I just was like, Na, this is dumb. I'm fucking I'll be a deviant. You focus on school. But she got all mad, but we reconnected the next year, you know, start hooking up.

But then she went D show. She went to a po D show and it was like the result of some other Christian bands that were involved, and she said it was like life changing. Do you remember that? Shits? Actually, she didn't want to smash anymore because she saw fucking Pod and I'm like, bro, I used to really like Pod and now I swear I'm a little salty still. I'm like this fucking guys like they deprived me of pussy, which is like crazy things big of a deal. It's not a

big deal at all. It's not it's it's it's not even remote principle. It's not a scenario. Is so silly to me? Wait what you gotta make me a getting some pull? I hate you the rest of my life, bro, I hate you. I still dude. I still resent girls that I came over to their houses to chow. We didn't do anything. I still resent them. Was so crazy. I love you like I'd even bring me over. It can't be years beyond it and still resent it.

That's not Those are two contradicting things. No no, no, no no no, you say you know I said, I understand it was years beyond it, but I still hate it, Like why would why did you waste my time? Like if you'm a young teenage boy, let me go have fun instead you're doing this to me. It is it is perplexing. I mean I even I even uh this was probably like two thousand, twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen or something. There's some like some girls that I couldn't figure

out. And it was like one of those oh I'm hanging out there and she's like poker face. So I'm like, is this what? What the fuck is this? I don't understand what's happening. I had a date like that, Like I had a date like that, like somewhat recently, like

in the last like two years. I had a date yea that I went on and she seemed like really excited to like you know, meet up or whatever, and like I we went to this like restaurant or this bar and like Manhattan, and I remember just meeting up and then she just didn't say anything like I was supposed to like carry the conversation entirely, like and every time I would suggest something, it would she would say something else and then

I would continue and then she would It was like one word responses or like one sentence responses to what I was saying. So I had to constantly like change the subject like like like like an insane amount it like two Like I did not have enough subjects, like straight up, And at a certain point,

I was like I don't know what to say to this person. And what baffled me too about that was like we spent like basically like like the whole night together talking like me trying to speak Yeah, and after we went, after we got dinner, I was like, let's go to let's go get pizza, because like we needed. I was looking for things that we could do that would make it harder for us to speak, you know what I mean, So like like, oh, we're eating right now, We're

not going to be talking the whole time. And then I got a message next day it's like, hey, that was really fun, you want to do it again? I was like, what what does that mean? It was so stressful. Never never had those problems, bro, never have those problems. That was the only bad date I've ever been. That was the that was sincerely the only date I've ever had that was even remotely like that. Christ never that that should happen. I'm hanging out with a girl.

As soon as the moment, when would I feel like you're not vibing me, I'm out of there, I'm leaving your parmes. You don't even say that power walk away, get struck by lightning. Fuck you, I'm too I'm too nice. I can't I can't do that. I can't do that. To be able to I don't like silly. I would like to be able to do that, but I can't do it. Yeah, I'm silly, dude. That's not even being too nicely. That's somebody wasted your time. So just like leave. Yeah, but I was. I was in

the city for that reason. So like I would have just had to like home, go back up state. No, that's like a forty dollars fucking thing. I'm like, I'm not gonna go back up with and get nothing. First of all, I wanted to see like if you know, if I could turn it into you know, something some but like but like it just did at the end of it, it just like it wasn't even it wasn't even where Like I was just like I do want to go. You wouldn't believe how many bad dates I've just left. I'm like, wow,

no, not many. But I've definitely realized I'm not getting Vagina and I've made Susan left. I've never had a bad I've just never had a bad well, I've just I've never had a bad day. I've had that. That was the only day I had, the only bad day I've ever done in my life. It happened, and it happened when I was like old dude, it's crazy, I've done it. Before the date's not gone where I wanted to go. I hit I hit Elliott, Jalen, Chris,

Joe, call minutes. Hold on, you're right now that you're saying this, I have I have employed that before, like I have been like, yo, call me and because that's usually what you hear women do. Yeah, I've done that to me. You've done that to me, Chris, to you, Chris, I swear on my literally I've asked you. Yeah, yeah, yeah I did. I remember that specifically. I was yeah, yeah, okay, yeah it was and I was like, yeah, I got you, Like, yeah, I got you. I mean,

you did it really horribly. Thank god I would I would. I was thinking I was, I would put it on speaker phone and thank god I didn't. Thank God I didn't, because you would not have sold it well. But it did work. It got me out of because I was like, Yo, I'm in a really awkward I'm gonna like, I'm not gonna explain. I'm in like I'm in an apartment that I really should I really would like to get out of, but I don't have a good excuse to

leave because I just got here. Call me very soon and tell me that, like I think I told told me, told you to tell me that, like, uh, something in the apartment. It was. It was like, yeah, something like some appliance that we had was like flooding or something in the apartment and I had to come and help fix it. And I was like, all right, well, I gotta I gotta go home. My house is flooding. I don't want to deal with that. Uh. And it worked. It's good. It was a good It was.

It was good. But I mean, that's that's weird to me because the only way I've never done, no, I've never had, the only thing, the only closest thing I've ever done was a tender. When tender was fairly like popping twenty thirteen, something like that. Twenty fourteen, there was a woman that clearly lied about her age. She was like a lot older than she was in her picture, and so when I showed up, I was like, what the fuck is this bro? That's the safer one?

No, no, no, no, she she was like much older. And I was like, what the fuck is this bullshit? Like she's this chick is not like she's gotta be aged? Was she aged past nine? At least? She was? She was she was looking. She wasn't even done up. That was like the most egregious thing because I think she just wanted, like, oh, actually come over and smash type of deal, because she was not even like, oh, let me get dulled up or

nothing like that, Like I got to impress this nigga. No, So I show up and I'm like what, I was like, are you fucking for real? And so I'm disappointed. So I tell her my phone's in my pocket. I tell her, oh, my bad, I left my phone in my car. I was gonna go grab it, and I just took off, just fucking took off, never came back. Yeah, because that's just crazy. Agree, I wish I was being Tinder because I would have definitely been mom hunting on Tinder of the time after I was a cool

man, especially sancifically, I don't even care. I probably would have been mad, even if like it's the idea of just don't bullshit me, like what the hell? Like what if it was fine, If it was a fine moment, if she was fine, I'm sure I would have powered through, like and then I would have been just annoyed later when I left, like this dumb bitch. But I probably still would have did it, but the fact that, like this lazy, fucking and trapped broad I never had

a chance. There's never never had, never had to do my I never had to do my mom days. Man, never gonna do that. I'm so jealous of everybody. There's a lot, man, there's a lot of things you like, I'm thinking about that kind of thing, like oh the check little check marks things, and I'm like, oh, I didn't do that, to do that, didn't do that, And I was like, it's like, you're never gonna do And the only reason why that happens,

though, is because you're just living life. You're not thinking about it now, Like some day I'm gonna settle down, let me fucking do all the dumb shit, and then you just you don't think about it. You also can't tell when you're gonna fucking fall in love and like that. You don't know it's gonna happen one day and I'll be like, well, damn, I'm doing this. Yeah, I definitely I told myself for sure. I'm like I am not I'm not interested in anymore. Like I'm just gonna fix

myself. I don't give a fuck about long distance shit anymore. I always kept my options open, right, I always kept my options open, and then all of sudden, this dumb shit happened again, and I'm like, what the what the fuck? Man? And I tell you every time, and I tell this to people. I know, it's a running joke that like, this is this is my thing, this is my preference, and I'm like, I swear on everything. I've never pushed the issue when it came to this ship. I usually like, oh, let me go on

a dating website. Let me go on. I tried a website called the app called Bumble, where supposedly it's supposed to be a better experience or some shit, and then uh, it's still same fucking problems. Is local? I don't know, man, I don't know what was up with CALLI the local. I just have horrible luck with local bitches. Men. Like even when it was like, oh, we're so compatible, were so like, oh fucking you're a huge fan of the Simpsons, you're into this and your

sNaN shit, and then some dummy fucking bullshit would just like happen. I'm like, brouh. And then all of a sudden, dating apps are horrible. I'm really glad. I'm really glad. I never like I never even I've never used them actually, like it makes I made profiles on them out of curiosity, just just purely just to see, like I wonder, just curious to see if I could, I would get nipples. And that was it. Like I wouldn't talk to people I don't know, man, but

I mean I thought they were fine. Oh yeah, go sorry, Well I was gonna say, like I've I can't recall a single time where I've ever had you've been I think, so yeah, it's not really my friends and I we all, we all understood the message. We didn't have any like friends on the spectrum that would or or god forbid a guy. One guy tried, one guy tried. I was visiting. I was in Arizona

visiting, and and and a guy like this hot blunt dude. I want to guys, people go to Arizona if you want to get some women, if you're having trouble. I don't know what the hell is going on with there, but like the hottest I was like the most bummish bro. I went to a bar wearing a brown Jimi Hendrix hoodie that had holes in it. It was falling apart and like the most beautiful chicken that bar like. I pulled her and there was a pretty decent looking guy that was lacks trying

to cock block me. Was my friend's friend, but since he was like some fucking fuck boy, she wasn't interested and so he got shut down. He was pissed off. That was the closest where he tried to cock block me. But she was like, they're into like, I don't know. I do think they're into like bums, dude, Because I my dating experience when I was in Arizona when I lived there at the time, I would visit, it was like it was way better than any place I lived.

It was weird. It was fucking really weird. So I'm just saying anybody was weird, Yeah, weird, right, California suck, though. Dating New Yorker is is horrible, working Kelly terrible, terrible women. But city girls, New York City girls are horrible. New York City girls are like, like really really really worse than Hollywood bitch as you think disagree, they're up there with good La girls. New York City girls are terrible. Chris and City girls, the ones that talk like our aunts what. They don't

talk like you. They don't talk like my aunts. I don't know what you're talking about. They talk like my fucking aunts broke every other word. Well, here's what I think this is going. I think I think I think you're saying that. I think you're saying that because your experience with those people's specifically when you were when you were young and an idiot, and so you were also attracting young idiots as opposed to being an adult now where you're

not, although you are still incredibly stupid, it's a different situation. I mean, hey, bro, yeah, but I'm thriving somehow, which is also doesn't make sense. I'm I'm I'm not. I'm a conundrum of a human. But I don't know. I think if all jokes aside, I think everywhere it's kind of the same. I just think that you have to deal with like different kinds of just you know, Like I feel like Californians are the problem with Californians are they're just I don't think I think genuinely,

people from California you don't understand other people exist. Like I think they're able to inking mean to others in a way that I've never been able. I've never seen before because they just I just don't think they take the moment to be like, oh, that don't convenience somebody. Yeah, you know what, I just want to say, it's real quick to just just to pigback

on what you were saying about Callie. Yesterday, I was at the gym and I made that I came to conclude that this girl must be from Callie just because she was working out like right next to me, and when she was done, she took out this giant spray bottle and just and then fuck pieced out and like, I have bad allergies. So I was like, what the And I was like this California she's from she moved here, She's from California. Because that's the type of shit that that's like the type of

shit. I just don't think they understand it, and you mean to other people. That's why I think it is. I don't think that they're selfish. I just don't think they I don't think they understand that like, outside of me, there's other beings that deserve respect as well too. I think it is and I think for for people from New York, I thing if you wrot from New York are very they just they're a little too self centered for me. From the girls i've met, they're very, very, very

very self absorbed. Tim's New York fitted I'm cool, dude. Let's trust me. Those girls are the worst, bro, trust me, you know, man, Tim, Tim's is it given? That's like cheetah print tattoo, where like, no, man, you gotta stay away from print tattoo. But all right, I want to get through. I want to get through some more of these spent, just do it. So let's okay, So Little nig Planet wrote, and he says, hey, guys, I've returned with another question. Which option is worse? Or which is worse?

Expressing ideas that are actively harming others because you believe them to be true or because of drifting and making a profit. Both feel especially relevant in our current

situation. I'm curious to hear your thoughts have a good one. Drifting is worse because the it's it's almost like you, it's hard to be completely mad at ignorant motherfuckers that don't think about theocracy, man, like how horrible religion has been for society, and it's it's hard to be so angry at these people because some people are so genuinely just decent, but some of their beliefs are so fucking wild towards it. They're incredible, they're kind souls, but

they're also incredibly bigoted because of the you know, and it's like, fuck, it's like a real, for real they're not bad, they're actually good people. I think of what's that guy's name, the demon looking guy, Kenneth Copeland is at it. Have you seen that fucking he's literally a demon and he's he's a demon in human skin. Even his hair croll is a

little bit up like horns. It doesn't even make any sense. I think Kenneth Copelan's the right name, and that guy clearly he doesn't believe what he he's like, that is Will personified versus you know, even the fucking the Muslim that blows himself up and ship were I'm more mad at like a person that's grifting telling him to do it than the person that's actually like you know

what I'm saying. I think grift thing, you understand it's not true, and you're feeding imasinformation of people that would believe it's because of the fact that they're they're believable. There you're actively you're actively poisoning people's minds further than they already would be for profit while understanding that it's wrong, evil enough to do it. Man, I just wanted, I just I was even enough to do it. It would which I think the thing that does suck about the

world is that it would benefit you. It would benefit you greatly to be that evil. Like that is a really sad reality about the world is that it it it It really does pay incredible dividends to be just the worst, and the opposite is pretty much never true. Like there's no like, yeah, being a good being a good person is beneficial. It's beneficial to you. It's it's beneficial to you in the sentiment like it's beneficial to you in the sense that you can sleep well at night, like you know, you're

you're comfortable with yourself. But it doesn't your part doesn't help you swing being no being being being, being a good person is beneficial, but being a shitty person is more beneficial. That's what we're talking about. That's literally like being a person that's willing to help other people to tell the truth that do think that's still beneficial well, I mean, you know, you know, it's it's it's it is. It's beneficial, it's it is beneficial to you

and almost exclusively to you. Like it feels like it's a very very very self contained system where it's like you act good to people, you are good to be people, and therefore you feel good because of that, and you sleep well because of that. You're you know, your your general I don't know, demeanor is positive, like it's not. It doesn't. It doesn't

spill out into any negativity as opposed to like, but you're not. But you're not going to succeed very much like you're not going to You're never going to have like you're you're not going to be Jeff Bezos unless you're evil, you know what I mean, Yeah, you're not. You're not going to reach the upper ups without being a bad person. Yes, I agree, being your bible comfortable life if you're like a good person, I love a comfortable life. I don't bother anybody people, I have people. I care

about that. But even then you have to worry about, as as a good person, the fact that there are bad people around you. So like that's the good, that's the that's games theory. Actually it's ultimate dilemma right there. It's like, yeah, so I don't want to be bad, but other people are bad. Some I'm gonna be bad in preparation for the bad people do bad just I think most people. I think most people are bad because other people are bad on the way, and I think so.

I think I think so too. I think a lot of it is self defense. Is self defense sincerely. I think it's like I think it's like, well, I'm going to I'm going to even just in the in the

in the in a framework of like put I'll put it this way. I've had situations where I have opened up to people, like people that I trust very or people that I like, you know, have a have a connection with, and I've opened I confided certain things in them, and then at some point they like flip it on me where it's like, oh, well, now I'm going to tell other people this this this private stuff that you've confided in me, and it's like, well, that's pretty fucked up.

If I was a bad person, I would have just lied or never told you any of this stuff, and I would have been and I would have been right to do that, which is crazy. No, but like I mean, like it's it's just, uh, it is. It is unfortunate that it just it really is just incredibly beneficial to just be a scumbag. It does generally like kind of come back and like, but there are and

I'll say this, I do generally believe that it always comes around. But I do think that there's a chance that the time it takes for it to come around can be so long that the people just outlive it. It's like that Jimmy Savile guy. Do you know that guy from fucking uh from Britain from like the sixties or seventies or whatever. He was like big, yeah, everybody love whatever. Yeah, they put statues up of him and he was like super successful and then he died and then after he died, everything

came out of him. So his legacy's ruined. But he didn't experience any of that, Like he like, he lived a fucking you know, a life that he loved and at that point it don't matter. At that point, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I feel like karma only exist if you believe in it. Like say, when when people subconsciously put get themselves in

the negative situations because they feel guilty for what they've done. But if you don't feel guilty at all, like you're gonna be fine, like all the evil, hateful, crazy long lives because they're fueled by the for the love of hate and breed. I think you're totally right because a lot of that stuff, a lot of a lot of that stuff is like ultimately like self sabotage stuff, where it's like, I feel guilty about this thing, and so I'm gonna act in ways like I feel like I should get caught.

So I'm gonna I'm gonna do like these sets. But if you're if you're not thinking that, dude, you're fucking clear for treatment. When I worked at Duncan Donuts, my manager was such a bitch to me. She would talk down to me, she would yell at me. She'd ask me to stay late when I know I couldn't have had school. She was too yell

at me. How I didn't do shit right? Bro. When I quit that job, I physically felt sick because when I quit, I left the new person and I was like, I'm not doing this and I can't talk about this. I was like nineteen. I quit and literally I went to hang out with my friends who were smoking, and I physically felt ill, like my body was like that was the last. That was the most human reactor I've had in my life. And it felt disgusting. It felt like,

oh, I'm so weak that this person mistreating me. Still I want to help this other human I was there. I left that new bitch. Oh she was our second day. I left her on the job by herself. Walk the fuck out. When I spoke to my friends, it was

one of the most fun things I ever did in my life. But this shit like that where I'm like, that's such a human weakness, where you're like, you do something like even now when I do something bad, like when I do something, I don't feel like I did right, I still feel gross about it, and I'm like, damn, bro, that is just stupid ass empathy. This is a weak feeling. But I have so much of it. Yeah, because, yeah, I just I wish I didn't. I wish I was fucking I had a compound with skate parks and

shit, you know what I mean. I just can't. I can't do it. All right, Let's say I would never grift. I would never grift. That joke about it, but I couldn't do it. I can do it. If we could have done it, we would have done it already. You know. It's it's I can't be someone that tells people like I, I can't go up against science and be like this is a there's

science that this thing can kill you. And then I am my face, knowing that people are watching me, be like that's not true, and they believe me and they die because I would get one letter of the person dying from some ship that I said that was stupid and that ship would destroy me. That would ruin me. I don't have to get fan fans. This kind of goes this kind of goes into this this question to commander and Queifro and he says, how to eat from YouTuber scamming their fans or trying to

have sex with miners to normal people. Just unloading on anyone in the service industry. Why do you think that as soon as anyone has the smallest bit of power they immediately use it in the worst way possible? And how do you think you've avoided it in your own lives? And given the podcast Growing Success, Power Corrupt, I think that it just really comes down to because

we kind of live in bubbles. Uh, and we forget how many people like, say, for example, YouTube, It's it's kind of staggering astonishing when I think about how many people have careers of via YouTube or something. It's a lot of fucking people. I feel like most of them, we never hear about them. Most of them are fine, they're just doing their thing. But then we hear about those small amounts of pieces of shit that happened to you know, get some notoriety or get some fame, whatever,

influence, what the fuck you want to call it. And I feel like we and then plenty of other people, we're pretty normal for the most part, So even though like we've gained an audience, we're just fucking people. Like we're just normal. We're just Raylan fucking people for the most part.

So but then there's the other person that you know, probably works an office job, thinks about diddling kids, but doesn't have an opportunity, happens to get fucking popular on YouTube somehow, and now it's like, oh sweet, I have access to kids now, you know, Like, so since we like fucking adults with like you know, big boobies and and butts and stuff like that, shit just don't happen, Like, but like that shit,

I've never understand that, dude. I'm like, I see big boobies in my eyes pop out of my head, and I'm just like, I see big booty and I don't want to fucking dumb bitch that hasn't, like, get the fuck out of here. What the fuck isn't this the fucking dummies? How the fuck is that? Even I don't know, I'm not gonna be there. Well, that's a whole Their braids are fucked like, they're just they're just wrong. They're just wrong on every fucking on every fucking level.

But I don't know, man, I feel like I feel like the second I do think any amount of power is immediately destabilizing, especially because I don't think people are necessarily designed. Maybe the design is the right word, isn't the right word, but like, I don't think people are necessarily meant to grapple with that much control over. Like, I don't think our brains are really I think certain people are, but they're not the vast major I

don't think so. I don't think that's true. I think some people are built to be leaders. I think some people are built to be leaders. I don't agree. You know what I think it is. I think there are certain people who are sociopaths. And though I think that's what, I don't think it's I don't think it's necessarily that, like some people's brains can handle that. I think it's just some people's brains don't give a shit,

and it's usually brains that are not all that moment. I don't know, man, because we even even think of trying, man, I think of tries before we got into but there there was still there were still things broken down. No, no, no, you're right right, you're not you're understanding. I think people can conceptualize leading a community. I just don't think people conceptual can conceptualize realistically leading thousands of people. I don't think that.

I don't think that was built into our brains that. I don't think I don't think our brains are meant for that. And so when we do something, I think when we get praise, right, like when I put out of video and it gets like five hundred thousand views and like fucking like, I don't know, however many fucking likes and comments and like thousands and thousands and thousands of people are like praising it or whatever, or praising me.

That's weird. The brain is not meant to receive that amount of praise. It's also not meant to receive that amount of criticism either, Like I can't imagine that a caveman receives even a fraction of like the feedback that an average you know that we do, you know, as as even just as even as low tear, as far as like fame goes content creators, like we

are on the lower end. But I remember specifically feeling, like I'll put it this way, I remember feeling one time I went outside and I was outside and I was walking around and I didn't get recognized, and I remember thinking, ah, that's a bummer. And I remember thinking like, whoa, why what is that? That's so weird. That shouldn't be like because it was almost like it was like a measure of success right where it's like, oh, I'm going out, I'm getting recognized, and a second I

don't. It's like, oh am I failing, Like what's going on? It's fucking weird. It's interesting. Yeah, And that And that's, by the way, at my level, I can't even imagine somebody at like fucking like you know, beauty pies level or fucking you know somebody who's like way way bigger. And I noticed that, and I was able to kind of like nip that shit in the bud where it's like, I don't like the way that my brain's making making sense of all this. But I don't think

a lot of people have that self awareness. I think maybe some people do. I think I think we're I think we're capable of more than we think. But I think at the same time, we need to get ourselves in a place where that's fine because because I think mental I think mentally we're capable of so much more than we let ourselves we we think we are. I think we're Do you think that we can levitate? Do you are you one

of those people? No? Not that, but like being able to departmentalize like lots of trauma that happens to us, being able to understand our our emotions properly. That should as impressive things that we are capable of doing. We just aren't geared towards doing it. We're not geared towards that we're capable of doing it. Where's not geared towards doing it? And I think I think the things I understanding large quantities of numbers is I think that's a little

bit different. Yeah, I think I think that's true, but I think there needs to there's it shouldn't be like, you know, it shouldn't be all in one person's hands. I think obviously as communities grow and as people grows, things need to grow along with it to help people departmentalize what's going on well, or like they're being like a one person, like a one person leading a nation of seven million is in sing you know, it shouldn't

be one person doing that. There needs to be delegations pro branched out. But we have we're supposed to have. But even just the nation as one person that hasn't have of control. There shouldn't be one soul being with control.

But that's that's kind of beyond the question. Like I guess, like it's more about the fact that like, hey man, this is uh, this is weird, you know, like it's it's weird to exist in a place where you understand that hundreds of thousands, potentially millions cumulatively cumulatively have an opinion about you or have praised or deeply criticized you. I don't. I

don't think people are I don't think people's brains are meant for that. And I think it's very very easy for people to either fall deep into that system where they're like, well, I'm look at all these people praising me. I can't do anything wrong, Like let me fucking yeah, big deal. So what I'm you know, talking to this fucking minor or whatever, you know what I mean, Like, that's that's how that shit happen. That's how that shit happens, because like they're in their heads, they're like,

I'm a fucking I'm so cool, like millions of people love me. You know, this can't be wrong, Like how could it be wrong if I'm doing it. I think people think that way, like sincerely, which is

crazy. I mean those types of I mean, yeah, those are the people that the narcissistic, the people that are really into vanity and all this stuff that they think weight too highly of themselves because yeah, like you you had that moment, that very small moment where you said he nipped in the bud where you kind of caught yourself like, oh shit, I kind of stepping into that thing where I'm expecting a certain level of myself. Uh, you kind of were almost joining a club of like I guess like a like

I I am an important person kind of a thing. Yeah. Yeah, And uh and I feel like there's people that they relish in that ship that is that is that is what they want, that is what they've always wanted. Yeah, I mean, and and like I to me, I I can't I don't know what that feels like. And yeah, I'm I'm just I being I'm just glad that I'm not one of those people because on the outside looking in, it's it's it's it is fucking bizarre. Well that's that's

how I noticed it immediately. It was like I didn't feel good about it, you know what I mean. I'm sure there are people who feel great about it, right they're like, oh yeah, or like it's like a motivation factor right where it's like, oh fuck, I didn't get reckoned.

I say, I gotta go do something crazy, and then like and then it's trending and then like and then it's you know, it's it feeds into it where it's supposed to be. Where I was like, I didn't get no, I didn't get recognized, and I was like, Oh, that sucks. And then I was like, oh wait, no, why why Why am I bummed out by that? Mean? I wouldn't mind it.

I just have my own problems. I have my own body dys morphia where I dread getting recognized because I'm like, oh, I look like shit, I'm in like the almost the worst shape, and so I'm like, usually times where I feel comfortable, I can let my guard down and not and then all of a sudden, I just happen to be in a Starbucks or something and it's like age and I'm like, fuck, it's right up the street from my house, Like I don't want to go here anymore. I'm

just like, this is stupid. I love getting recognized. I think it's funny, but also I'd rather just be left alone in generalize of being, Hell yeah, I still like, I still like being I still it's it's a nice feeling to other people like care or like yeah, yeah, it's flatter. It's like, don't get wrong, I'm not I'm not disappointed when it doesn't happen. Now. It was like such a crazy like that, like I meet up that was fucking a dope experience. I ever, dude,

yeah. Yeah, to me, that's more of my realm of of like say real quick, well goodbye. Because being a musician, there's a thing where I didn't like people recognizing me in normal place. I didn't mind it, but also I didn't prefer it. But when you're fucking at the venue at the that's the place to do it. That's the place where you're actually congregating with people who consume your content. And so that's perfect. Like having some sort of meet up or doing a show or anything that's that's like,

that's my bread and butter. I love that shit. Yeah, because you're prepared for it mentally, or at least let's move on Hucker Derrick Road and he goes, hey there, uh Chris against a tribe called swing and bring me the derision. Nice nice one, really pretty good. A little bit of a stretch, but like you know, you've made it work. If you could build your own Taco Bell KFC style restaurant with two what two restaurants would you combine together? Personally, I combined Subway and Band to Express

just because oh bro, was that gonna be your seat? No? No, I'm just saying this the two most generically, it be like it like raising Kanes and like, you know, raising Kanes is white people chicken bro it is, how are you gonna have fucking Gusses and then but have Raising and then want to have raising Kanes. I have Gusses, but Gusses isn't one of those stores. Though I know you're right, it's not like a chamber whatever. Is the fact that you you're fucking with raising Kanes as if

to me? And raising Kanes is for old white people. There's no flavor. It's not KFC, honestly, like there's not enough spices in that ship. Have you had KFC recently? Kifs he's horrible? No, but I but I remember having KFC, and I remember being like, it's at least better than I was young, so bad. When I was young, kIPS he was very good, was very good. He's basically rely on their sauce. Dude. Raising Kanes is like if you don't because I'm a look at

man, I almost I almost start. I wish I would have done it. I probably would have knowwn up. But now I was gonna start a channel called tender Quest and twin sixteen, and I was just gonna go all around everywhere eating everybody's chicken fingers and ship and the other tenders. Dude, I and I didn't do it, and I was like, it probably would

have blew up if I would have started all them years ago. Anyway, Uh so, long story short, I wanted to make a fucking emphasize on step your game up with your batter, like stop relying on your fucking sauce. And I feel like raising Kame's one of those places where I'm like, it's it's passable, it's not gross, but that god damn, that is underwhelming for that fucking line too. The line that is, I'm like, Nigga. They make it act like there's a go to Louisiana's Chicken in LA

and South LA. Go to Louisiana's chicken. There's no lines and it's the best flavor you'll ever hadn't in a chicken. And that's how I'm supposed to be. You know, if there was ever a line there, I'd probably school shoot shit, you know I would. I would go crazy, dude, I really, I really sorry, what are your what are your fucking I went off on my tangent. Fine, it'd be like that. Sorry, I'm really passionate boy, what else do I would? What else did

I put with it? I don't like Taco Bell that much. I'm a Taco Bell Actually, I'm more of a del Taco guy. Now, I kind of I kind of crossed over. Really. I think both of the places are discussed in their chicken. Dude, They've got fucking good grilled chicken. It's actually really good, surprisingly good. Is this right? I never people get Taco Bell when they can just get like literally likes Taco Bell and I'm like, honey, we can just go to our souves get bomb ass

burritos and tacosos. Bro. It's it's different. It's it's different. It is different. It's different, that's all it is, because because like I say, I wanted to get I almost went to Robertos today when I was getting my car done. It's right, there's a Taco Bell and there's Robertos. But I was like, no, I just want I want fucking this fast, like different flat. I don't want. I didn't want authentic Mexican food. It's a different thing. It's like my friend, they're they're from

Obra Goon, Sonora. They're from fucking Mexico. Right, And the Dad's like has Mexican fentic Mexican food every day of his house. It's bomb. But then he's like, yo, son, Gordy, let's go to fucking Taco Bell. You know, like this this dark ass fucking just supreme bean is like Taco Bell is the best. He loves it. So it's just a different it's a different it's a different thing. It doesn't it doesn't serve

the same purpose. It's it's kind of like how I really like, fucking dude, the the Pizza Hut stuffed crust, just the stuffed crust, Like just that part of that pizza is so fucking delicious. It's it's crack, but it's nothing like real pizza. Yeah, And it's when I'm in the mood for like a stuffed crust from Pizza Hut, I am not in the mood for pizza. I'm in the mood for that stuff crust from Pizza Hut or like those kind of oven pizzas where like the tostinos or whatever where you'd

put him in like the you just slide him in the toast revenue. It's like it's good even if it's this is not substituting real pizza, but it's hitting right now for whatever reason. I totally that is a great analogy. That is exactly because I never literally for the same thing, uh uh for pizza hut where it's like if I want pizza, it's it's not about it's just I have a craving for pizza, not pizza. I totally feel that. It's so funny. Yeah it's it's yeah, it's it's completely different when

I want pizza. When I want pizza, I I I, well, I found I finally found a place that I like out here, took whatever I found prime, Prime is prime. Yeah, it's it's literally that it was like finally something. It's it's still not completely right, but it's it's definitely close enough where I'm like, yep, okay, fine, finally and I can I can order it and it gets here and it's I don't have to don't really. It doesn't taste like your pizza. It just tastes like

good food for me. Well to me, it's really good. It's it's still pezzle. It gets the pizza spot for me. But well, I was just gonna say, I don't like they use the small pepperonies. I've I've never been. I've never Are they the ones that like kind of curl up a little bit? Yeah, I mean it's good, but it's not it's not pizza Pepperoni. That's that's like a pepperoni. I don't know. I'm not into it. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, that's it. I want you guys to try Roccos when you come out to

Vegas next time, because I want to want your guys opinion. Yeah, on like, because it's supposed to be, like I would love it tastes good to me, but I'm like, how does how does the New Yorker think of this New York style pizza taste? That's that's the real test. There's a comparable to New York pizza. Man, it's really good. There is an Italian Italian guy he owns a pizzeria out here right down the street from my house. Fucking thick ass accent but like northern Italian because he's like

white. But like it's called Delicia's just delicious. I guess in the Italian I'm assuming and it's fucking ridiculous. Like I was actually really surprised. The sauce and the cheese look the best. Shit I've ever had like this guy for recipe, I would love I wish I had. I wish I could have Italian pizza. I love it. Yeah, I love the idea, like just looking at it, like I just have never had it, but you've had Grimaldi's Grmaldi just close to it. Yeah, yeah, I guess

so, Yeah, I did like it. It did like Grimaldi's. I'm not gonna go to fucking El Sagundo though for pizza it's fucking yeah. They closed one of Manhattan Beach, so now you gotta go even further. Just crazy. Yeah, no way, thanks so for my my thing. I was gonna do Dunkin Donuts and Chipotle. Interesting, I'm bad because I feel like that's uh, you know, you get your coffee, you get a

burrito. I feel like it's not bad. Yeah for me, like raising Kings to Starbucks probably, yeah, that's so crazy, god whatever, I mean. I like something mangold Popeyes do Popeyees is, uh do agree? Sometimes it is? Sometimes it is, but like usually I'm uh, you got you gotta catch them, you gotta catch them at the right time.

But anyway, I do like the idea of Popeyes just because it's a pretty if you use their app, it's actually worth it, because if you try to order of Popeyes on its own, it's like a thousand dollars, But use like the deals on their apps. I'm one of those guys now that I fuck with apps. I used to never give a shit about that. They'd always ask, why don't you die a little thea app? And I'm like, why don't you suck my dick? I don't care? But now

I see the value in them. There's actually like tremendous value in using the apps. So I just hate to admit it though. Yeah, So I'm like I never used to do it, but now I'm all in because I'm like, all right, I'm trying to I think I'm getting older. That's what it is, like, I understand I value a value. Or before I had reckless of my fucking money, I give a fuck. Yeah, I'm gett a fucking ten piece and spend like twenty five dollars when it could

have been like twelve bucks or something. It's like a dumb shit like that. Anyway, Taco Bell, I'd probably have to do well. Taco Bell has already kind of taken up, so I would do Dell talk go in McDonald's because I love McDonald's fries. That's that like, there's something about their fries that that's really the only thing that I can about. Their fries are so made now because I've had so many others, but I think Kane's definitely

has better fries than McDonald's. You are, that's the one thing that they have. I swear their frieslus hold On Texas Texas toast is amazing, but their fries is literally any oven fries you can buy at the store. They're really good. They really have nothing. They're maybe different. I would do Shake sh Shake Shock and Dunk and then Starbucks that'd be litter. I like their chicken bites, those spicy chicken things. There's no shake shack around me.

I would love to go. I'd love to go. There's probably one California. Okay, yeah, that's probably one of the strip but I got a flann or. They're in the fucking airport. I'm gonna go in an airport. Should go to the go to the airport to get did you know? I don't know if this is real. So my hometown is very fucking small, Lahabra, and I was looking up for whatever reason. I'm like, did anybody finally make a low spoils forrmonos? Because of how famous it

got? And supposedly there's one in my hometown, and I don't believe it, even though there's a bunch of reviews and everything and pictures of chicken. I was like, this, this is probably like some drug thing where people are just gonna I don't know. It doesn't make any sense to me why it would be there in my hometown. Like, this can't be real.

I don't know if this is real. But I was gonna go when I come up to uh, come down to Cali when a couple of weeks, I'm gonna go to my hometown to just to be like, is this real? And I guess I can ask my friends, but still I just I'm in disbelief. I'm in disbelieving. I'm like, there's no way this is fucking real. But there's reviews and stuff. I'm like, how is this? Why would they put it here? This? Nobody knows about this fucking

city. But besides locals, it's not a place that you would you would, oh, we're gonna, we're gonna fucking at least like it would be like Brea, a fulletin or something like known the established cities that people are aware of, comics and people from you know that travel to La and back and stuff are aware of those cities, but not fucking bitch ass La Harbor. So I don't know, I don't know. I feel like I can get robbed. Don't get I'm gonna show up in some dudees hous and get

fucking wrong. All right, let's move on to uh. Let's move on to uh. It's just fuego rode in, he goes, Hello, cock balls and prostate. Let's say you are suddenly transported into Rust from Modern Warfare two, and the only way to return home is to one V one and Internet deviantive. You're choosing real world physics supply, oh man, So like we so in that arena in the in the arena of Rust from Modern Warfare two, like our physical bodies, like we have to one v one such

bad Internet, You're you're out of here, man. I think even I honestly, I think even Ethan Ralph could take you all right now, No, bro, So, the only reason I wouldn't choose Ethan Roep is because the Rust was my that was the only fucking map that I actually was like, you couldn't beat me in that map because I would just fucking uh slide of hand whatever it's wait, no, no, I would just do infinite run, infinite sprint, and then I would just do it extended fucking melee

and then that's it. Like that was I would just clean up that map. But I feel like you can't stab Ethan, like he's fine, you stab him, it's just gonna be like like you know, a little small prick, like, oh, that kind of hurts a little bab in the head. Bro. Oh, that's true. You can't stab his head. It's probably got too much fat there too, though. It's probably just can't. They pushed They pushed those lance like shrines right aside, bro right into

the head, right those vias right. I would I would pick Ethan Ralph. I would. I would do it because I think I'm I'm thin, I'm like in pretty I'm in somewhat decent shape. Uh. I think I could just lure him to the top of that slide and just push him off, you know like that, you know, like shooter, what if he is a gunner, Like he's like he's got the tech, like he doesn't

shot. I feel he has absolutely noticed. I know, like there's I even I feel I can't even be charitable in that, Like I want to give you that, like I want to indulge in this, but I can't. Like I just he's too I feel like he's too incompetent at everything. I feel like he's he wouldn't washed everything his gun, his gun would jam it, it would be his fault. He or like he would just like I don't know, man, he'd like forget, he'd drop it and then

like forget that he even had it. Like he's just he's he's not capable of doing it. Like if I could just lure Hi to the topic, kick him off the top, I would win, like and I know it, and I'm patient. Man, I could stealth. I just hide like underneath one of those boxes or whatever, and just like for fucking hours, I could do that, just waiting, just tiring them out, waiting waiting

for him to go, trying to wonder. I wonder who I could beat, fucking I'll go again, someone I know what my ass would be fun? Who else i'd go against? Oh yeah, a lot of guns, so you might be pretty decent guns. There's a lot of guns, you're Yeah, that's true. I still go against it'll be funny. Yeah, just throw me funny man. That a cupcake boom. I go against the twins. It was those light skin twins. It's called twins. Twins. They would kill you, they would twins. The Hunchwins have been in great

shape since I was sixteen. Bro. Yeah, they've been a great shape since I was a little kid. It was like, yo, there's still a great shape. They're conservative now, but they're in great ship. Yeah, dude, I remember when they were. Remember when they were they were looking cool. They would just eat food in their cars, working through the car and like have funny job each other, see and cream pie pie cream pieing their wives and shit, that was it. They didn't eat the stand

up bro. I saw them live. I saw him at the Bram Improv And then now I have a picture with them, and I'm ashamed of it. Now. It's like I hate it. They should be like they were, like they were like early content. It was like them Show Foo the Pokemon YouTuber obviously, Nigahiga like old old, old school fucking Philip the Franco back when he was actually fun. Who used to say why he was wild? The Franco classic Filet's then whoos? What was another contentrate? John?

Obviously? All right, John, let's get one. You want to get one in two? Let's see one or two two? Okay, let's uh, this has been simple, a level one cleric. Howdy heathens around. When you first started this podcast, you guys brought up a doobo several times, and how great it is. This prompted me, who had never even heard of a dobo, to try it out. And now I put that

ship on every meat dish I make. Hell yeah, dude converted. Uh So my question is what other little enhancements to life do you have to share? Oh my god, I'm glad you asked that for soup. Great on meat, though, man like holy is very good on chicken. It's very very good on chicken. The very basic blend of spices I use on every Une nightclo chicken is I use adobo, a little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper. Time. Time is the ultimate necessary when you cook

chicken. When you're baking anything, you use time. Some people would say, Rosemary, that's wrong time and then looks relative and then whatever kind of little spice like some people use garlic garlic powder too, get garlic powder. Yeah, I have those things. I actually I have a confession. You guys probably mad. I still have not yet to try adobo. I mean, it's fine, you're standing that it's not the thing is I don't. I don't even if I came across it in a store, I would buy

it. I just never see it. I don't think it's like Mexican things. I went to Rock's recently, Lilian. Lilian uses a dobo now because of me. Yeah, but adobo is not in the seasoning aisle. It's where the Goya stuff is. Yeah, if you're at a place that has so if you go to a viyarc that right, Yeah, most art does won't have Goya stuff, so you won't find it. But raps or something or whatever. The whatevers smith Smith they're called Smith's over here wherever you go

to Ralph smith On we had what do we have back in Fishky? We had what were they called back home? Chris, what are you talking about? There's shop rights, there's Ralph's, Acme and amp no the one, the one, the food shop rights. We had shop rights yea shop rights, shop rights where we lived, right, they there were Cougar, the Kugler or Cuggler or whatever it's called whever that brand is, krogeah, whatever

the Kroger stores are. You have to go to the Goya aisle and you'll find it because they don't have them in regular like season on, which is stupid, alight, best to look for it. I actually got to go shopping. I gotta I gotta pick a couple of things. So I'm gonna go out of my way to look for it because I I haven't. You guys talked about that ship years ago and I still have not tried it. Try it, bro It's so good. I'm sure it's the best seasoning ever.

Man. I like, it's super reliable for me. Yeah, I'm down, I'm down. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I used to I grew up with Lowry's seasoning salt. But I actually like, I actually like, what's it called? A fuck? It starts with the M more Murray's more? Fuck? Damn? What's yeah? Is it? Murray's? Is that? Like? I could be? I just want to make sure, but there's a uh I let me. I want to make sure I say this right because or it's like, yeah, it's Murray's salt,

so they're okay. Anyway, there's yeah, there's better, there's there. I I expanded my my horizon with seasoning season salt. There's some better ones. Larie's was my standard for fucking probably more than half of my life. That was what I would always use. But now if I use a different ones, I was like, oh, this is better, but there's one other thing. So I always gotta have a seasoned salt because gotta have salt, and then there is just one thing. I still add other ship,

but I always have onion and herb. Missus Dash like, it's like the perfect blend of onions and herbs. There's I haven't had anything that's a better blend where I don't need to use I don't need to buy garlic salt anymore. I don't need to buy an onion or garlic powder. It's just blended perfectly, and then you can kind of just build on top of it from there. It's like a purple one onion and urban. I just be using

that ship for over a decade. I'm never going back specifically to the question where it's like what other little life enhancements to you would you like to share. I would say, like this is just purely personal, but like I didn't realize how much it helped me until I stumbled across it, like just my sheer chance. There's this thing called bionic reading, and bionic reading is

like a very specific and this might not help everybody. This is just like a specific thing, like if you feel like it's it's it is an ADHD thing, but it works so fucking well, and I don't know if it it might work well for people without it, but like I don't know, but if you if you look up bionic reading and download an extension, it basically what it does is it it makes half of it makes half of every word on every single text page bold, like specifically half of it. I

think it's like the more important half or whatever. And I can read so fucking quick because of that ship like way quicker than I ever could. And I don't know, I don't know the science behind it. I don't know why, but it fucking totally works and it's very bizarre. So I would say, like give that a shot if that's something that you think might help you. As far as food, wise, cheese crossing caramel are so fucking good, and you owe it to yourself to try it, Like for real,

you gotta try it at least once. You gotta try it. You gotta try at least ones. At least you got to try it specifically, be dubs. I don't know what it is about. I don't know what it is about Buffalo wild Wings, but like their cheese curds specifically are like the best that I've had person outside of like you know, a bespoke like restaurant, Like that's not a chain, uh, because I remember I had some yard house and I was like, mmm, these are not where we

had yard houses. And I was like where the fun were already had cheese curds recently? Sucks, dude, they have well they have one light there. It was a dip. It was like a caso. Was it was it? It might have been chodriesel. I can't remember. I just remember I had it. Does not suck. You're fucking crazy? Is not that good man? It's pretty good. And eggs let's I'm so fucking it is

a sausage so and the spicy ass fucking weird port sauces. Probably just had shitty, man, I just don't like you probably had shitty I'm I'm you probably had chitty toes. That's all I'm saying. That's just said some cheese. Anything else? Are we good on? Are we good on this? Yeah? Yeah? All right? Last one, last one, the final one, and then we'll we'll we'll do the thing. Uh. Johnny Boy wrote it in he says, hello, sir, Sir two, and sir

three. Have you noticed that cartoons don't have catchy theme songs anymore? Examples are the nineties Spider Man theme can possible? Ben ten? For me, it added a lot too shows, So I'm disappointed that no other media other than anime really does it. What are your thoughts? Do you miss it too? Or am I just being dumb and gay? I'd like that you separate those two, because that's the right. That's the right. Don't miss it, That's what I'm saying. Don't miss it. I don't miss it,

man, I feel like it would. Why I don't miss it is for two reasons. Number One, I don't think there's gonna be The style of what they would be is not It's not going to be even close to like what we got before. In the nine, like the screaming guitars and solos and cool shit like that, and then number one, since they're not going to be as good. I don't want to have to fucking sit through

that shit. So when people when the kids that have you know, I don't know what kind of conditions they have, but they can't sit still at all, And then now everything is just three sets, it's like, fucking I'm I find it funny how there's a skip button watching Breaking Bad or Better call Saul with the world second intro. That should blows my mind. I can't even get to the remote quick enough to skim it. It's like, it's like, I don't know people like I like Gumball had a lot like

the last show you. I remember watching a lot of how the intro sort of was Gumball, but I wasn't really even an intro. It was like dun dun d and that was it. I was like, okay, that's catchy. That was pretty catchy too, Yeah, I like, I don't know, man, like I I miss there's some dude the Power Rangers theme, Go Go Power Rangers. Man, like that ship is like pure fucking bliss like that, it's it is so fucking good. And I have those songs, and to be fair, I powered niggas, du dude, it's

such a good that's such a good song. And you know, even even just stuff like I mean like the ninety Spider Man, like the nineties X Men, like we got some great like that, the tailors the nineties had some had some top tier fucking fucking amazing even the two thousands, Brood, would you think, Okay, The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest has the most fucking epic. There's no there's nothing more epic than I think everything, even

bro It's even the intro itself. It's epic, Like there's there's one part where of I think Johnny Test is like fucking crashing through glass and it's just it's too epic for its own good. Wait, Johnny Quest, Johnny Quest, I said, accident. Yeah, I know what you I know it's not Johnny The Really Adventures of Johnny Quest, And it was really good. It's like two gargoyles, Bro. Gargos Intro was crazy. Gargos Intro is

crazy. Because they were competing with the animated Batman, the animated series they had, they had to step it up and they did a good job. I think they did a pretty good job. But I mean that's a that's a losing fucking task. If you're if you're like, we gotta fucking create a show to compete with the Batman the animated series, You're like, fuck, what makes crazy is that? Like Batman in a serious series is such a good show that I personally like X Men better, but Batman amated series

stays good longer. X Men is fucking When I watch x Men as an adult, like, it's just funny to me. It's like it's happened so fast that it just makes me last of the brains. And they're bringing they're bringing it back, right, They're bringing x Men back, right, They're bringing Yeah, they're bringing that show specifically. I think it's called which by the way, I think it's gonna be just as fast or faster, saying I'm like, bro, the pacing of television isn't the same anymore, like

the like, we can't do that. Like I think in the nineties, they heard about ADHD, they heard it was going to be a thing, and they're like, yo, let's start them up. Let's start them up. Bro, Let's let's get them, Let's get them going. Yeah, dude, I'm like, it's a Silver Surfer. That shows so good. It's so much like pondering, like show is good as an adult bro as

a fucking kid, boring the philosophizing. I was like, we just kill somebody when you fucking well thanos, stop fucking jerking off with this dumb miss

this skull lady. I hated. I hated that show. That show was really loomingly terrifying because of the fact that Silver Surfer would like go to Earth and see like people getting robbed, and like Spider he'd get counter Spider Man and ship and then he'd be like, Yo, you guys have no clue what's on the Harrock, Like there's so much bad shit coming for this rock

and you guys don't even like different colored people. Y'all are fucked bro, y'all are so fuck They would leave and Spider Man be like, Wow, that's crazy, Gotta get back to the bugle and he would jump off and do some stupid shit. Yeah, that was a wild shown theme song. Also listeners check out King Author and the Knights of Justice, probably some of the best fucking guitar riffs Sick as fuck. I like it. I like

it. I would put it It's not as iconic as the Power Injuries, but I would put the the nnnnnn it like I would put it, the structure of it. I would put it on par with that. But it's just not as popular. I thought that was, like, that is not necessarily hard, Like that's crazy right that It's not what I expected from my King Arthur show. For me, the best Justice it's fucking superherostatic shock Bro, that ship was fire Man. That was good shock. It was a

little a little Romeo. I thought it was so fucking good. Was it like all like a bunch of weird like robots sounds or like, oh so it's just like a hip hop track or what? Yeah, dude, No, you like Little Romeo? I liked Little Romeo when I was seven. Yes, fair, fair, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't know, man. Like I'll say this, I feel like theme songs, not even

necessarily from like t TV shows. I feel like film scores in general have also gotten like significantly less interesting, like oh my god, yes, like like I can't honestly, with the exception of like the Avengers theme song, and even that, I think it's kind of just you know, it's it's recognizable, but I find it kind of you know a little bit to the point where I only I only have a handful of I used to be a score fiend. I used to be like, oh man, I can't wait

to I barely notice when something sounds really good. And the thing that annoys me most times, when I it really stands out to me, I'm like, oh, Hans Zimmer, I'm just like, yeah, of course, I'm just like, will anybody else like it's I almost feel like people are just hiring him and then nobody else is trying. I don't I don't know. I don't get what's happening because like only like you talk about Avengers and all that shit like that, and I don't remember what that guy's name is.

But I really love the theme to Civil War. I probably talked about this before, but I thought that was extremely well done, and I'm like, yes, more of this, and then it never I feel like that's where it peaked, like yeah, it was it was just that, and then before that it was like just the Avengers theme from the event, and then that was it. Like that, like you never really got like an

actual like iconic score. Like it's been like probably like the ones that I think of, obviously beyond Danny Elfman's fucking Spider Man theme, just like even just like I don't know, man like Pirates of the Caribbean and fucking Lord of the Rings and like like they all had like really really memorable scores.

And when I and when I think of like the biggest movies of like the last like I don't know several years, I can't attribute to score to any of them, like not really, it's just kind of it just kind of

melds into the background. It's just general kind of like oh, of a violin here and like a choir here or whatever, and it's like it's so fucking cookie it's so cookie cutter in comparison to The Spider Man, where it goes like you know, like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, and it like builds up with the fucking like the light drums. It's fucking it's

so fucking crazy. Wait, the Spider Man the Spider Man. No, they're different themes, right, The Sony Spider Man video game had a different theme, right, what is the Spider Man video games, the Spider PS four Like, that's different, different theme, right, don't think it you're similar in some parts. I don't. I don't think use the movie theme. I don't think. I don't think they had licensing, right because the Spider Man the video game theme is amazing. It's the mcguirean No, no,

the PS four game. Oh okay, okay, okay, that theme is beautiful. Like I was like, this isn't this is really I was like, it's it's not. Obviously the most iconic theme is the Black sup that one, right, Yeah, yeah, it's it's not. It's that theme feels superman esque in fact to me for some reason. If it's like if it's a very hero like a hero's theme, you know. Yeah, man, I'm thinking this theme is like that would just hip hop. It is a hip hop versus of that tame. Yeah, but I'm thinking.

But I'm thinking too about like even just video games, like I don't know, man, like like like Halo had like a fucking cray easy theme. Fucking uh, what is it? We got something? You know, elder scrolls and and fucking I don't know, kick that shit crazy, you know, we got a really good one that uh uh, well, Dragon A Joys did a good job. But I really really like the positions fucking amazing, Like especially if you stay because a lot of time motherfucker's ain't staying.

They'll listen to it because it takes forever to build up. It's soft, but when it builds up, I'm like, this shit goes hardest. Fuck it's it's it's actually it's incredible obviously. Yeah, video games are doing gets better than every than anybody really like to be honest, Like you have like mass effect with like the fucking the Galaxy map dude, Like that Galaxy map

music is so very good good, it's iconic. It's like I use it in videos like all the time, even though it's completely like thematically fucked and it doesn't make any sense. But yeah, I don't know anyway, that's uh. Nintendo has some themes on them too, I can't frunt got some. They got the most. Probably, in fact, they probably have the most themes. Probably they've been around a lot longer. It would make sense. Like Zelda's I can't pick a Zelda, pick a Zelda theme, pick

up main games on the theme. It's probably great then they have Pokemon like the like the freaking Pokemon Center theme. We all it's childish, but that shit is like like if you hear that and you played Pokemon, I remember this is the poke you feel safe? Are the pokemons in her theme? How does that? How does that go? I don't it's uh is that the one is that? Do? That doesn't sound? Yeah? I need like a link because I'm like, I can't think something. I thought pokemons.

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