#166: Baldur's Gape 3

Hey, look, and that fucking uh, that racist Walter White Junior was fucking awesome. Crying. I was crying when I saw it again. I remember, I remember the joy in my heart when we came up with that many many years ago in the Transphobe was so funny. Bro it was just like that the ship. He would have the gall to say when he can't finish a sentence, and I'll take it at least four or five breaks.

There's his madness. To me, there's something funny about the idea of somebody who's so profoundly crippled looking down on an entire group of so it something about it his high horse when he can't even stand straight up. You know, shit like that is just crazy and I love it. Yeah, man, anyway, Welcome, Welcome to the Stark Tank. Welcome, check us out look at us. We got a Patreon by the way, I feel like I should mention that patreon the comp slash the Snark Tank. Yeah, you

can go see us over there, support us. All that fucking jazz. Compared to last week, I don't know if much. I don't know if much has happened. There was the premiere for What Is It? Spider Man Lotus or something, but like that that's the racist Spider Man. But like nobody do you know about that? You know about this Sweeney right the premiere?

Yeah, well you know like they had about and Lotus. Yeah, I had some really cool shit involved into whether it's unfortunately this you know, yeah, no big its were involved, and you gotta man, I still want to see it though, to be honest with you, like where where is it at? I don't know, I know, so I don't, Okay, So let me back up. It's not a premier. Necessarily, they had a red carpet. I know that. I know they had a red carpet because they had pictures of everybody, all the actors and all the

people at the red carpet for this thing. And then there was somebody just this, Miles Morales, and everybody was get into a big joke about how like everybody would run him the funk out of that place. But but so Spider been Lotus premiere. We haven't seen it yet, so this doesn't really say about that. I don't. The biggest all that's happened really is Bald's

Gate. Balder's gates out now, and he's one of those rare occasions where we're all kind of playing something, yeah, and everyone's coming their pants. Everyone's coming their pants at it. I want to go on I want to go on record to say, for three years, I've been saying this game was gonna change the way RPGs work. It's gonna be the best RPG ever. I've been saying it for years. I've been singing at games praise for so long, and it came out and it's doing that, and I'm very

happy. It makes me mad just because I want so. I just want some of the D and D niggas have taken l I feel like they've gotten too I feel like the Steam there's too much hype and there's too much too successful. They did have that dark that dark does it? Dark Alliance? Dark Alliance suck, bro, that's bad. That should sucked. Man, it was really bad. It was really bad because we made it. We made it horrible. Is that like they gave such like drid still irdin as

the it's the dn D character. He's the dark elf, the one that everybody like, if you know anything about those old books, you're like, oh, I know, Dredge's the dark elf. They made this game that was a complete piss on fucking paper and it just sucks so bad. That's what people were like, Oh, man, what if Larry's gonna do the same thing. Larry and the people that made Divine Original Sin would not do the same thing. They would not falter like that. But we took him

to the elfhum the movie too. Man, Well I heard the great movie. Great movie. Yeah, did not reach box opposite expectations. Uh well, no way, Like like I mean, yeah, I feel like most movie first of all, like any kind of DND movie is going to be a very very expensive and be not really in the side guist enough to attract enough attention to make that money back. Like it's one of those situations. A lot of people played D and D and you'd assume they to go see

it, but that only rather people that played DD. Only people that played D and D saw it. That's the thing. The people that played ind and and people that have friends like me that wouldn't stop bothering them to see it, Like I did to my friends and they saw it and they were like, oh, this was dopeest shit, But like you know, was Nick was Nick was telling me that it was actually pretty good. I kept saying I saw it, I saw it on a peacock or wherever the fuck

it was streamed. Whatever, it was fun. I liked it. I feel like it has the same problem with a lot of dude fucking nerds. Geeks don't pay for ship, bro, They're too savvy. A lot of times they're like, if they don't have to pay, if they don't have to pay for ship it was I wanted to what was that compic movie, kick Ass? I wanted that ship to do like, well this the numbers, the first one all right, second one didn't do well because most motherfuckers

just pirated it. They were just like, fuck it, I'm just pirate that shit, and I'm like, dude, support that. That's the nature of the beast. Now in general, people will watch everything they can for free, and what happens is that if you're not a Marvel movie or like even DC film, something that has a huge name on top of it, you're not going to be able to make the money. Bad even DC, even DC like that Flash movie apparently well at all, Flash it really bad.

You know, it's crazy. Flash wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't amazing, it wasn't amazing. Wasn't bad though. It wasn't like it was like a movie. I'd be like, I hate it. It was like it was fine. It wasn't good, like it was fine. It was fine. It was it was fine. It was ugly as sin like it was. It was just it was so much blatant. They didn't even It looked like Cgi. That was at the final point you're rendering it. Bro It looked like Max Payne. It looked ridiculous. Christopher Reeves completely static.

Face blows my mind. I love it. It. Cage Superman. I never knew that was a thing. Everything happened. Yeah, that's a famous that's a famous film story of Like I think, was it Kevin that, Kevin James, Kevin Smith, Vin Kevin James, Comic books, Oh my god, yeah, King of Queens, because can you Jesus Christ, I

didn't want to think about that. Kevin James has like a really like a really famous story about like how he went to go write a Superman movie for this this, uh, this studio, and then the producer was like hounding him about like how he wants like you know, he doesn't want Superman to fly flying's lame. He doesn't want to. He wants Superman to fight a giant spider and like he wants he he really really wants that to happen.

And Kevin Smith is like, all right, I guess I can do that, and he writes the script and it gets it gets basically like handed off to other people, and then it dies. I think he gets handed off to Tim Burton and those exact that's the idea is like Nicholas Cage is gonna play him, and it's the same exact kind of producer doing the same script and all that, and then it dies. And then a couple of years later that producer comes out with a new movie called fucking Wild Wilds, which

is why that giant spider was up in the middle that spiders. He wanted that spiders so bad. That's a real story. That was real this mate, that's a great story. Honestly, I I really highly I highly highly recommend everybody. Like like I'm not like I'm really indifferent to Kevin Smith, Like he's whatever, He's just a guy. But Run, I can't believe he wrote a run that was amazing. I couldn't believe it. And Born Again he wrote Born Again. I was like, oh wow, that's weird.

This mother wrote, Like, as somebody who isn't a fan or a hater of him, I would highly recommend like listening to that. He has like a if you google it you'll find it. It's like a video of him telling that story. It's it's really fucking fascinating because it shows you how much power like producers have to influence whatever the fuck they want. Like it's not even really the script writers or like the directors. It's it's literally no, no, no, no, I think I want giants, Spider.

I think it used to be used to be the producers had the most power. Now directors have way more. I know. Now it depends bro whoever has the shoveling the money that it is going to dictate the direction of the

film. And it's gay because now directors in general, like a director will take the whole helm of a film and it will be a directors, but they'll usually be also producing it. Though that's usual, it's that's only the in films like where they have all the power, where it's like Quentin Tarantino

wrote and directed it and he like chooses the producers. That's a different situation where like they have complete control, but like like there's no way, like I'm sure they gave they were like hey Sam raimy do what you want with h fucking you know, doc the Strange or whatever, but like that script and was already written, like everything was set, you know what I mean. So and the producers is another another situation too where it's like, I

mean they really they really depends on the pipeline. You know. What happens often, So I don't mean to interrupt, you know what happens really, really often actually is that producers will lock directors out of the edit bay, like that actually happens, like the director can't oversee the edit and for some of these like bigger projects, which is fucking crazy. Yeah, it's literally

insane. It is the connection, the last connection that when you were talking about The Giant Spider and Wild Blah the West, it also makes me think of Will Smith choosing that movie over the Matrix. It is. It's one of the wildest things to think about, like, oh, a Western is gonna be a westerns that have been done to fucking death throughout history, and then and like let's move in the direction of sci fi, which is the thing that people are kind of hungry for. It's a very odd choice.

Look, look, look I don't like I don't. I don't if you gave me the script of Matrix, I don't think it would have done well either. Like the stript of Matrix doesn't selling anything. Is this the fact that like the people that love the Matrix loved it? So they loved it, like like a certain group of people loved fucking like like fucking what's the name in a movie with Tom Hanks, not rain Man, what'so the one with the other guy that was like that Forrest Gump. You know, it's

like people latched onto it, and this movie is so good. Like I like the Matrix, I really, I really like two. I love two a lot. I like one. I like to I just like too a lot. I don't know if it's better, but I like two more. It's definitely definitely not. But I mean, you can like it better, but it's better because I like when he flies. That scene is so fucking cool to me when he's like fucking having the whole like that fight setting fight seems amazing. But I was also like, I don't know, it's im

I was like seven watch it does not. I gotta say, it does not hold up even remotely that well. And then it's like the the kung ful scene in the freaking in the this train station in one is iconic obviously too. That's where yeah, yeah, it's it's still holds up. I'm still good. But uh, I mean, I guess the thread of this. I don't know how we got here from from bald This game, Baldis

game is blowing up. It's fucking I don't know, like ninety something on let me look at up now plus everywhere is easily the best RP gena last fifteen years. Well, it's I mean, has anything had this much TLC like Tender Loving Care? That's the problem, that is that is the problem with video games. The one thing though, I and I know Chris harped on this too, because I'm seeing so many because I read a lot of Steam reviews of it, uh, and there's so many dickheads that are just

like, see, this is how you deal with no micro transaction. This is that I'm like, as if this is going to make it change that, like, as if moving forward, all of a sudden, companies are gonna be like, oh, let's not maximize profits anymore. Let's just please the gamer like they don't give a fuck about that ship bro thing. The thing is this right? Thing? Is this right when you when you actually like you have to. If you care, you care, you know,

if you don't care, you don't care. Right. Balder's Gate is one of the most is up there with the most iconic north Western RPGs of all time. Like the name of it is like very high. It's like that, and dragon Age and Mass Effects too, and Elder Scrolls like those are those are the Western RPGs. You know, to even be given the idea ip to make a game for them, you have to prove to the company it's very very serious. Larion made patch after patch, they released it early

X for a long time. They listen to the community. They were like, hey, this is the problem. They went back, they scrubbed it, adding new stuff. They constantly the time, time and time and time on it. Not to mention narratively, this is done and dragons. Nothing is gonna beat that world narratively. It's it's it's the world of imagination. Any way you think you can interact with the world in this game, you

can, And it's to the point. It's ridiculous to the point that like even me, I get like sidetracked where I'm like trying to go do something and then I'm like, Brod has found this whole civilization of goblins and I'm gonna go turn into fucking confederates. Like it's this ship, you can you can do anything you want. So this is not gonna be a standard, but it shows that if you just take your time to be a good game, people are not gonna complain. There's gonna be happy you're making a good

game. Yeah, imagine this game not being Game of the year. It's not gonna be Simon game here. You don't think so. Absolutely. I think it's a pretty good shot. It should be. It should be. It's not gonna be like that. No, it's not gonna be Spider Man doesn't stand. It's not gonna be It's not gonna be Game of the Year. Or it might be Starfield second. Sorry tears, Yeah it might be. I just can't imagine anything coming close. There is no way this is

gonna be Game of the year. Because if this makes Game of the Year, this makes Game of the year because it's it's for first and foremost. It makes game of the year, right, what it's gonna do is gonna perpetuate that stupid feeling of like, hey guys, maybe should do games better like this. And the game company the game world got that last year and they bitched the ship from it. There's still about it. They were just like, we're not gonna do extra work. I don't want to make good

games. No, that's not gonna make me do this. I understand the sentiment. That's funny, dude, the ship the ship talking that came up for this game a month before it dropped, and everybody talking about how it's like this is unrealistic ideas of video game creation. It's like, it's not unrealistic. It's just simply when care is added to a game, did you just take your time and make a good game, a good game will be made, you know. It's it's knowing where to where to invest your resources.

Really, it's just instead of like trying to figure out how to maximize profits in an end game shop, that's going to take like a ton of R and D to figure out how to like, oh, how do how do we make the perfect sound to really tickle somebody's fucking brain that makes them want to pay money. Instead of like focusing on fidelity, instead of focusing on like, oh hey, you could see every single pore on this person's skin, Let's just take the fucking cool fucking game. Like the game.

The game looks great, but it doesn't. It's not like graphically fucking looks like the most amazing thing I've ever seen. It's it's a pretty sail like what it looks like what a game this Generators should look like. Like it

looks like very good. I wouldn't say, I would say like, it doesn't look so it doesn't look special necessarily, like when you're looking at it looks like a standard like it just the animations are kind of jankie, like some things don't work all that well, but it doesn't matter because the systems work, and the branching paths of systems work, and and and like everything that you do as an impact on everything around it, and that branches out

and that carries forward. That's where the world is. The world is tangible. Every spell you use interacts with the planets itself, not just the enemies who use it on like it's it's just it's literally just what dragon Age was now its Yeah, it's basically like what you would say, like, oh

yeah on something when something's on steroids. But the maximum potential of this idea, this concept of something, and then it's just been fleshed up to the point where it's kind of overwhelming where I'm like, holy, there's so much there, and and I gotta say the the even with the even with the combat of how I'm like, oh, there's there's so much. It's it's ridiculous. It's almost push motherfucker's off high places. Dude. I've beat so

many fights in that game where I just shove people. I have a barbarian, I make them use their rage and they push this enemy off eye place and they die. It is like like I played the original Early Access like maybe like four times already. I'm thirty hours in and I'm just at the end of Act one. I haven't even touched Act to yet. Yeah, I even scrape. I'm like, I'm like eight hours, only eight hours, and I'm pretty I'm pretty early. I I'm even less. I only

did the opening sequence. Ye oh, yeah, it's dopest ship. You'll kill that? Did you did you? Did you kill the fucking demon? Dude with the flaming sword. So I was I wasn't sure I was, but then yeah, but I was. It's yeah, but I was going to. But then I was like, strategically, I want to make sure I have enough turns. I don't want to, you know, I don't.

I don't want to like play around with it like I see on my next play through, I be like, Okay, I'm I'm good enough to wear because this this the strict the strategic nature of this, It's still something a little bit new to me, like playing like a like some type of RPG plays a little bit. It plays a little bit like a tactics game.

Absolutely accept its like it's a fucky There's sometimes where I'm like, oh, combat has been engaged, and then like one of my characters can go, and then the rest of them can go after the enemy goes, and I'm like, I don't I don't understand how the game makes this decision at all. Oh, it's initial, it's it's initiating from dungeons and dragons that

score yeah yeah speed. Essentially, the thing that holds the entire game back for me is literally the fact that it's dungeons and dragons, Like I feel like I would love this game if it was if it was if it was any other ip, I would love it. But like because it's like there's a there's a goblin here and you've got a fucking oh you got a mind flare or whatever in your head, and I'm like, okay, it's it's

the game. It's wild, bro, It's so crazy to me. You're like you're like, you're like the fact that this is the the cornerstone of role playing games, rich with more lord than any game has possibly is a minus to me. And that's like, oh, okay, cool. It's like saying, man, this movie, this movie is about the most interesting person on the planet, and I don't like that. That's what like, Hey, it's more about like, hey, this is the best movie you

ever made. Also, it's two hundred hours. It's like, okay, well, you know you wouldn't watched the best way maybe twitter hours. It wouldn't bring watch me not, No, I would not. That's crazy. I'd watch. That's an experience because here's the thing to be well, no,

no, what are you gonna say? No, no, no, I was just bigg biggie backingggg what bigot back awesome that's an awesome cental phrase like Biggott backing is like if someone's shouting slurs and you're like, yeah, I agree, but I don't want to say it that ship nor in what have you guys seen the thing with the girl that sounds like SpongeBob? You guys have it's I It's so I found it. I found it thoroughly underwhelming, honestly, like lame and not funny. Why does she sound like SpongeBob

just talking? No, there's no getting getting getting ripe pipe down, but she sounds like SpongeBob crying during it. And it's so fucking funny because someone put someone put actual SpongeBob music in the background and it was so funny. That was one of the I that was one of the lamer things I saw recently. I don't know. It didn't do anything for me. To me, I was like, all right, it could have been funny, like it was oversold. I think, like it's funny, but it's not like

I didn't laugh at it. But I'll put it in a chat for dirty. But the one thing, okay, some one thing I'll say about balls Gate is it like it's it's just I found it. I just don't. Oh yeah, I'll let him experience the SpongeBob music makes it way better. You look at him, look at him silently. I'm just smiling a little bit. It's also kind of disgusting. Yeah, it doesn't like the thing is like that she's going through. He's running her through. Man, He's

it's weird. It's weird. But the SpongeBob noess of it doesn't really kick in for me. Like it doesn't. It never kicks in for me. It's like, why this, Like what's what is happening down there? Like, what's what's the situation? Like him possible? Bro, what's the sitch? Like he's probably like he's way too well endowed or something, and she's just like not enjoying that at all, bro, because that is that's not Yeah, that does not sound like good sex, dude at all. That

sounds it sounds I'm having a rough time. But fucking I don't know it. I think what it comes down to you for me, honestly, is that like I just prefer real time, Like if I'm in an RPG world, I prefer it to be real time. Like there's something about the overhead and the kind of turn based nature of it. That feels like I understand that, like what it like, what the point of it is. I

understand like, oh, you get to like kind of think tactically. I understand that, like, oh, you roll and then you kind of it's like a game of dice and you're kind of like rolling. You're playing with fade every time you try anything really like and I get that that's cool. But to me, it's like that dice roll is kind of done automatically in a real time game. Like if if I if my dexterity is low in

real life, then my dexterity is low. Like if I can't aim for shit with my arrow, then I'm fucked, you know, like I miss the shot. And that's that to me, is that dice roll and it doesn't interrupt the flow of what I'm doing to do that. If that makes sense? Do you do? What? Were you someone that liked playing like Solitaire? No? Yeah, exactly. That's the like there's like it's like

there's like I feel like there's like two types of lanes. There's people that like to do this tactical bullshit and then there's people that are like, ah, it's just not not for me, and I like, I'm I'm in the both camps. But I will say that to a certain extent. The one thing that I don't really I'm not used to with Baller's Gate is the wasting a turn on movement, where that's something that like really kind of the most RPGs that I play, I'm not used to. So I'm just just

advancing and then just fighting. And so I understand the idea of like because because in this game it's isometric as well, that's one thing it's it's different from most other other RPGs that are turned based because it's like it's it's it's a combination with like three kinds of games together. That's why that puts it into like what it is. As D and D I understand. The movement shit is fucking annoying because you're like, Oh, I'm gonna go fight this

guy up. I'm only I only have X amount of movement forward. Then I gotta stop. I can dash, I'll wait. That takes my whole action to dash. I'll get up to him and I'm just in their face, but I can't fight them at the moment. But that moment, that's when that's when strategy comes in. That's when spell casts a little sh gets

that into the game. But I understand, Like for me personally, it's like, I like, I like the idea to be able to plan things because the idea of planning something, setting it up, and in it working is so fulfilling to me. Ye right, that is my That is what I really enjoy. I also do like playing real time games, like I played Destiny all the time. Destiny's a real time RPG sort of with guns. Yeah, I mean you play both of them. Yeah yeah, so

I'm like, I'm making both camps. They're they're different styles of games. I've never been like, it's with rare exception. Am I a turn based person? Like? Like I don't I specifically, I don't like any card games at all. I don't like playing cards. I don't like waiting for people. I don't like I've played their tactics games. I do like to be fair. But that's more I don't know, that's this but a lot simpler. It's less. I don't know, it's it's less. Uh,

there's no like initiative. It's just like your turn, my turn, your turn, my turn. I can handle that but like the second I don't know why. It's like, I mean, you cleared it up with initiative and all that stuff. I didn't even I wasn't even think about that because I'm not a DND person. But yeah, there is one thing too. There's but then there's things that I think about, like it's like, okay, it's D and D, so what can I do. It's like and I think about, like, oh, what do I want to do?

It's like I'm talking. This isn't necessarily a spoiler. It's pretty early on in the game. But there's a goblin lady that I'm talking to right now that I know has a sleep potion because if I go to if I go to pickpocket, it says she has a sleep potion. It's like, okay, and she when we get into combat, she alerts everybody around you that like she's being attacked, and it's like, okay, well I want to

kill her without without alerting anybody. So it's like if I can pick pocket the sleep sleep potion, like can I like, can I make her fall asleep? And as far as I've been able to tell, I have no fucking idea how to do that, and no nothing I try works, and so I'm left to be like, all right, well what you do to her is this right? So what you do is this right? At that moment, it's like doing these ideas, what the tools you have available? How can you do X, Y or Z. That's pretty much how what

you have to figure out? Right? So for me and things like them, and that encounter, that exact encounter, I know where you are. What I did is I just hit the bitch. I sneak up, turn and I hit her and she died, and then I took the Yeah, but you're a barbarian or something probably No, No, I was like that

characters as a rogue, you sneak attack them. You sneak up to her where no one's around, You don't bring any of your homes, and you go by yourself on some on some thorer dark thirty ship and you hit her, hit her, you kill the bitch, you take the potion. Or what I did was really fucked up. There's another area with like you're talking about that. There's a bunch of drums all around. I pit as a ranger, and I made my bird go in there and break every drum so

they couldn't call each other to help each other out. I didn't know the drums. Yeah, I mean it's it's the option. It's probably like say, you know, when people would because I would, you know, rarely I would. I would. I don't really defend ubisof ever, but I I once would go because people would criticize the newer Assassin's Creed games for being too like, oh, there's too many icons and directions and kind of telling you how to do everything, but I would say, hey, you can

also turn all that shit off. And I feel like in this game, I'm like, Okay, is there something where I could turn it on a little bit to where it can at least kind of give me a little bit of a guidance, because I know it's the idea is it's it's open, you do what you want. But then I feel like there's a probably the average gamer is going to go through this having no fucking idea that they can

interact with certain things. Is it is tricky to find because a lot of there's there's this specific part with like a windmill and like where you have to like like you have you have to. And I was looking for that break for so long because I was thinking like, oh, it's it's an isommetric game. It must be big enough for me to see from this perspective. And it's like, no, you have to like zoom the fuck in to

see this small break. And I'm like, bro, like, come on, like if there's like a if there was like a highlight interactable and I understand that that's like probably there is. You don't don't you don't know the highlight button for things. I know it's left all. I know it's left all, but it doesn't highlight interactables and how and highlights loutables as far as I oh, so it's it's not everything that you can interact with. It's just it's just stuff that you can loot pick up, okay, all right,

which is useful. I found that windmill thing by mistakes. I wanted to think, and the first few times I just stopped it and I reversed it. Homy just went flying. You just see like a little dark body flying through the sky, and I'm like, damn. There's also this one thing too where I was like this one thing. There's also this one thing too where like one of my one of one of the people in my party

got cat and they were like, get me out of this cage. I'm like okay, and then I go around the corner to look for like a lever or something, and then it's just it says you left her to her fate, and I'm like, well, I mean, you know, it's funny. I don't know. I fucking there's nothing to interact with funny at all the time. I aimed it and it didn't say like damage, it didn't say like it could receive damage. And I was like, okay,

I guess I don't know. So I was looking through to let her down and then I fucking failed it. So I said, all right, I guess she's gone. Fuck her anyway. I didn't like her. That was so funny, bro, That's how I actually, you know, that's how I felt initially the opening part of the game, the opening part where that bitch is trapped, where I was like, wait, you left her? No, I didn't. But the thing was, it took me a minute to figure out what to do because I was thinking, if I go forward,

probably she's fucked for some reason. That was my initial thought of like if I didn't. I didn't think that because I thought this is the best RPG known demand surely I can walk around the fucking corner and she'll stay there. But like yo, immediately like it said, auto saved, like you left it her faith, and then I went back and she was gone.

I was like, bro, that's I mean, I get it, like the perfect but no, no, it's no, no, no, it's just the idea of you guys don't know how deeply you can interact or not. That's no, it's it's it's the idea that that's true as well. But also like I'm thinking back to other RPGs I've played where like someone's trapped, like I think about like Skyrim or something where like someone's trapped in something

and you have to go through the entire dungeon to get them out. And I'm like, okay, well, okay, so my knowledge is you're not you're not wrong, and so like all right, I didn't care that this particular she sucked sucks. She's so powerful, she is so strong. But the thing is like for me, like things like that, right I saw I saw this person, I saw this person I forgot like held up right, lift it aloft And I'm like, hmm, you know what I'm gonna

do. I'm gonna shoot the bottom of that because I don't see any I don't see where she's being. I lifted from the shot fell out. She's like, you fucking bitch, I hit myself and I'm like, yeah, whatever, yeah, you want to know what? You know what? You

know what? I thought it was like because I tried to zoom out as far as I can, and then like it's the cage and then it's hooked up to a thing and then there's like kind of like a cliff overhead, and I was like, oh, maybe like maybe this path wraps around and up and there's like a thing to like detach the trap. That's what I was thinking, And I'm an idiot. I guess I should just I assume.

I'm going to assume. I'm going to assume from now on that every solution to every problem is on the fucking same screen that the problem is on. That seems to be the case because I don't want to fuck up. I don't want to. I don't or I'll just continue to me save crazy save RPG's in general, like when I the first play through of Skyrim, especially because of the crashing, like the first play through the sky Room,

Save Bro I had three difference. This motherfucker Chris, Remember you made me a fucking vampire, you piece of shit, you stupid fuck you did. I don't remember that. What are you talking about? You did that? You were like, oh my bad, and just maybe a vampire. And I was like, oh my bad. Yeah, you went, you went downstairs to get your like Chipotle or something, and I walked into a vampire saying got bitten and walked back and paused. But I wasn't even a good

vampires. One of those raggedy vampires was like the fucking raggedy ones. And from this, oh yeah different. Yeah, I feel like there's I'm gonna look into uh if I can't. If I can't because I don't have that much time, that's not gonna look into Jack. Shit, he's not gonna look at anything look at him. Yeah, I guess what are you talking about? It's yeah, whatever the fucking mean whatever I mean? Yeah, you're right. I watched the funny. I watched a bunch of videos kind

of prepping myself. But then I made the decision. It was Joe. It was Joe. Joe that because I talked to her about like damn every time I get on social media, somebody's fucking coming about Balder's Gate. It's just yeah, that's all I keep seeing. And I kept telling myself I'll play later when eventually I'll find like a steam key that's like ten bucks off

or something. And I'm like, all right, just to like kind of justify not buying, you know something, I should I should be using my money more wisely, but whatever, she fucking has money due, so she's like here play and I'm like, oh, hell yeah, dude, that that's that's that is that free ship rules, free us. That's why you have those exactly. That's the reason, exactly why she exists. Nothing I would I figured I just bought it because like I saw, I saw everybody

praising it. I had it on pretty good authority that it was probably like a really good game, and I was like, you know what, also, I'll support uh, because because I was under the initially I was gonna buy it and just never play it, because I was just like whatever, I'll I'll toss a toss, toss a coin to the witcher and fucking just move on because quite frankly, like good games deserve support, like if if I can, if if and I'm fortunately in a position where I I can

do something like that every every once in a while. I'm not gonna go crazy by fucking everything. But but this is one of those examples where I'm like, all right, yeah, fuck it. Whatever they seem to have made like a Game of the Year contender here, I'll fucking buy it. Send a message that we want more of this stuff. But I don't know, man, I gotta put more. I'm way so I gotta Yeah,

I'm way less. I'm fucking way less. I know. I just I'm working on so many projects that I'm like, fuck, I almost almost wish she didn't buy it for me, because now it's like, oh great, No, I'm gonna neglect other shit and I'm gonna start going hand because now that we're talking about it, I want to play as soon as we're done. I was like, I want to I want to do Unfortunately, you know what, Unfortunately I have somebody coming over to my house play, coming

over afterward down recording. I want to just coming over your house. Man is like, isn't that like that? Shit's got to be exhausting. It's literally hates it, bro because wherever I've lived, it's always been the place everybody comes to that that has been me, it's been my energy. So it's it's just it's just friends or family stuff. It's friends, family's friends family. I don't even mind to tell them that. Hey, man, go look, I gotta I gotta, I gotta fucking balls. I've been

waiting for this ship for its cool. Man. I'll be able to play it like i've played. I'll have time, trust me, it's cool. And then something happens, of course, of course not, and I'm like and I'm like, I can't even finish it. Let's let's lighten the mood since it is getting depressing. So Little Ta's dead, right, Little te got dead? And I really want to laugh at this, But can I say something? I sincerely and this is this might be surprising to a lot

of people listening. I have no fucking idea who Little Ta is. I've never heard of this in my life. I don't know what people are talking about. I just saw this trending Little Tay's dead, and I'm like, who the fuck is that? And apparently this was this thing that was like I don't know, like, did you know who this person was? Yeah? I've seen Yeah, a little te gotten to some I found out through because it was that wave of like, uh uh, catch me outside and

woa VICKI and then they basically she became like a copy of them. I remember there was two controversies. One of them I think it was involved with rice gum or something. I don't remember. Something happened between them. I don't remember exactly. And then uh that that little Tay was exposed by there her brother was the one pulling the strings of everything of like she was like an innocent little girl, very nice and shit, and then it would show

behind the scenes of her like you know, different takes. It leaked somehow. I don't know how it leaked, but uh so she was just obviously being completely manipulated to make a bunch of money. And now what the dude, what in God's name because her brother are dead, Yeah, what happened? So it's there's I saw some things online that they were but I can't

suspect of the dad. I heard that or I saw some stuff online that like people are suspecting that the dad did it because there was videos of her talking about how abusive her dad was, and there was there was stuff about like her brother, trying to trying to get legal help to kind of emancipate themselves from from him specifically, and then like and suddenly both of them are dead. It's weird. Man. I'm not gonna I'm not saying, well, it's true. I just I don't know. I have no idea this

is what I've seen. Uh, but it's it's pretty fucking wild. I'm just more surprised that I just this was this big cultural thing that everybody kind of seems to be aware of, and I just said it was. It was, it was, it was. It was twenty it was the twenty sixteen to twenty seventeen. Confusing, but that's what. It was. Weird that you missed. That's when I was the most clued into all this stuff,

Like, that's it. I remember them staging some bee if it was her, and I can't remember if it was Woe VICKI or the other one catch me outside. I remember what the fuck her name is? Uh, A little bad baby or something. That's it. That's it. That's it, bad baby baby, all of them. Yeah, there was something where I think, oh it was, yeah, it was bad baby. It wait, little Tavo woll VIGGI I don't know, but you see how they were all fucking that's so crazy. Man, Like two thousand and nine,

this chick was broken. Bio on TikTok says, helped me. What crazy doesn't Wait? Wait, who Jesus Christ, what I'm serious? Are you serious? Oh? Man, I'm I'm I'm finding myself chat I send a chat right now. I want to laugh, but I can't because it's not

it's not the time. But I mean, look, if we didn't know all the behind the scene ship, then this would just because this would be and I think the fact that it's like old put in the chat, it's I want to laugh at the hell it says this page on this this what Cason doesn't know how to send it? It is I copy, trying to get, trying to get, trying to get hieroglyphics somehow, and the fucking in the goddamn chat. Send it. Send a no ken in the chat. Try it again. See see what happens. Oh, let's see,

because I want to see that. I want So what I'm gonna so, what I'm gonna do right now is I'm just gonna copy this image straight up. Never mind it doesn't matter. Well, and then I'm gonna send the image straight up to you. Guys said it was a little te back, so I don't need to it doesn't stop. It's not gonna bring a little

tay back. This is honestly a fucking crazy start. Like the thing that's so the thing that's unfortunate about this is that like this literally just happened like moments ago, basically, like like maybe like two hours before we started recording. Sodoubtedly undoubtedly, yes, so undoubtedly earlier today. That's Unforred. My heart is hurt and no or yesterday, I don't know. But the point is undoubtedly, at some point before this even gets posted, there will be

more information. Right, there's gonna be like a lot like we're gonna know more because that's how quick the fucking news cycle goes. Like we're gonna find some more stuff. Maybe by then, I don't know, we'll figure out what the fuck happened, But right now we're just kind of, you know, it's it's just something that happened. I have no knowledge of this person. I've never heard of. I think I heard her referenced in like a song once and then I was like, oh, I guess. I wasn't

even curious enough to look it up. I was like, I guess that's a person. And then I just and then I just kind of went on with my day. But at least we got Balder's Gate. Because we got Balder's Gate, I'm really care. I mean, I'm gonna be real, I'm kind of hoping that this turns into some type of like true crime thing. I mean, she's already dead, so but it probably will be a true crime. Like it's weird, man, it's weird that both of them

are dead. Unless it's like some fucking crazy it could just be like a freak accident. I'm like, like a lab Yeah, like like a lab explosion, or like a helicopter falling into the back. I don't know, I don't know three that would happen to Kobe. Yeah, he was just he saw he saw a basketball hoop from five hundred feet in the air, and then he took was like winning. The pilot was like, you think

you're good at this, watch check this out. He set up a basketball the mountains, just off the mountain off Kobe, right, It's crazy that I knew I knew Kobe Bryant from from people yelling Kobe when they would throw things, and not from him being a basketball playersall and look it is ludle crisball. I watched. There's a podcast I listen to call it a cognitive dissonance, the same thing. This one dude was like he they were talking

about Lebron James and he's like, is he the one who died? It's like god, oh my god, Like they're just so some people have no idea and it sometimes seems impossible to me. But I'm like, fair enough, I know honestly, dude, if I'm tired enough, you could get that response out of me. Like I have my wits about me to know to know who who these people are. But like if you can, if you wake me up out of a deep sleep and you're like, is Lebron James dead, I'll probably be like, yeah, what I think? So

of course I'll go back to bed. From what I heard. From what I heard from what's crazy? So fucking stupid? All right, I don't know what do you guys? Uh anything? You guys? What I was? What else happening? I don't should have a moment of sirens, sirens, We should have moment of sirens speak moment rest little kid, she was annoying. You were annoying. It should but you should have still been alive. Well, it's probably your dad, you know, being a fucking psycho.

I guess the thing, man, I don't know. Every time I see a child influencer, I'm like child abuse, because no child's fucking ridiculus. Whenever whenever I see people have their kids online, like oh, I'm gonna have this social media thing where I like, I raised my kid, I'm like, I don't like bro, I don't like this, yo, real quick. I I was trying to find that TikTok thing you said about

her saying help me. Instead, I found a The way somebody found out little Tay died is there's an ai realistic fish head doing breaking news, like on SpongeBob like this justin little like and I'm like, yo, oh the SpongeBob, the realistic fishhead, the news anchor breaking news. Yeah. And I'm like, I was like, yo, that is that is that is

such a crazy way to find that out has died. That is that is a wild I didn't even consider that that That's like, that's probably like the way a lot of people or at least well, not a lot of people, but like numbers wise, a lot of people, not percentage wise, a lot of people. That's probably how a lot of people find out like world chattering news. It's through that fucking SpongeBob on TikTok that the fish head delivering it breaking news. Oh Sam up in Lauden has flown a plane into

the world, and it's it's just this. I love how it immediately segues from the clip of the voice actor saying breaking news in like a perfect way to this, really JANKI AI that clearly sounds fucked up and wrong. There's just no but all right, I don't know. Let's move on. Let's get some get some questions. I guess all right, yeah, let's do it. Oh wait, wait, we'll be right back after these after these uh, after these little messages from Little Taste Grave. No no, no,

So let's relax. Are you gay? Then you need men? This is an ad for men. Look outside, they're everywhere. They're here, they're there, they're even in their underwear. Man, man, man, man, all right, welcome back. We're gonna do some questions. Uh God, damn it. Indie butterknif on YouTube dot com right, and he says, hey, dudes, what should be the first AI generated film? And why is it a snark tank biopic? To that end, who would you who y'all cast in a snark tank biopic? I love I love this

question. Who would we cast m I would cast Keith David as me right now? Oh my god, you would of course that fast you can. I want Michael basketball Jordan to play me. Michael Michael Jordan, Okay, uh so I want I want a black actor as well, purely because I think, no, no, no, no, no, here's here's why.

Because if it was true to life, it would be hilarious because there would be many instances in the film where I where I don't say the N word, and everybody's wondering why, like why am I specifically, and like there's an argument whether or not I can say it, even though it's like three black guys in a room and there was gonna be like everybody's gonna be why is this even a conversation? It's like, oh no, it's just casting. He was just the best. He was just he was just the

best actor for the role of Chris. He was the best. He did Chris The Best Man. He did Chris the Best He did The Best Man. It was like, but like he's black, Like, yeah, it's not a problem. Can we have like a black guy, but do Puerto Rican white face or whatever? And like here's the thing, there's not Puerto Rican. If a Puerto Rican does white black face, how how bad is it? It's the Puerto Rican does it? It? Still it depends on

how black it is. No, no, no, no, But if it's a Puerto Rican, Like what if Fat Joe does black face, you know, like what like what happens? Then that's that's pretty that's I mean, I guess that's an interesting conversation because Fat Joe does not understand he's not black. Yeah yeah, but that's that's different. That's different than just what do you mean? What does that mean he thinks he's black? Like that differ. He's he's not a he's not a me Puerto Rican. He's he's

a you. He's barely a you Puerto Rican. I think if it's pretty very white, prazy, he's pretty green eyes, he's green eyes. He was a blondie. Green eyes, he's been eyes. Yeah, that's weird as hell. No, man, no, he can't get away with that. I'm sorry. That's like you at the very least, you gotta go. You gotta have Pun. Pun is half black. Pun is literally down the middle of black. And Pun was very proud about being a black man.

He wouldn't like his blackness was very apparent in the way he would speak, in the talking way he would act, and him and Pun were like brothers. You know what's funny, Pun said the N word way less two he did. That's what makes it crazy. And Pun is a nigga is one he was crazy. Is that half half half breeds don't say it as much, which is crazy that hybrids don't say it as much unless there's unless

they say it too much. Then they say it too much. You're like, yo, dude, chill out, man, you look like Margaret Thatcher stopped saying so seriously, I think, okay, so Keith, David, Michael, Michael, Basketball Jordan, and I don't know if any other Puerto Ricans and fucking I guess bad Bunny because he's the only person laughs nigga though it doesn't matter. It's like he's that's that's it. It's like there's there's little boy there's Linn. Manuel couldn't play me. Why couldn't he? He

he could not play me. He doesn't have the books not he's not viable, he doesn't have the build. He doesn't have to build me. Just you gotta find, you gotta find, like you gotta find someone. I don't know. Let's do it more accurate, Like just give Tom Holland the role. I guess, I don't know, he's short. There you go, There you go. Tom Holland, Keith David and Michael Basketball Jordan have a podcast in this in the Snark Tank biopic film, where like that would

be such an amazing conversation. We meet up, we meet up, We meet up in a in a in a in a garage to record the first episode, and then like we we hit uh and on the record, and then we turned to each other and they're like music swells and it's like I think we have something here, and then like we we're we're like shoot up to stardom, and then like one of us gets like one of us, one of us inevitably gets too big for like the group, and they were like, I don't know, man, I think I have a I think

I want to be a solo act, you know, and then that that catholic happens, and then that person struggles with like drugs and alcohol or some fucking crazy thing, and then the other two like continue to live in you know, they keep doing the same thing, and then we all reunite at the end, and then that's that's like basically the biopic formula, really, isn't it. That's that's kind of new story is that based on? By the way, because that's not every single that's not every single musician, but

every single musician has that biopic What is every music? You guys see you see the the what is it? Is it the dirt or the dirty whatever? The one the movie based on Molly Crew were uh, it's it's pretty good and Vince Neil the sing like that is that's him essentially, He just you know, very arrogant. But then you got into heroin killed his homie and a car crash on accident, you know, obviously and probably still dealing with that to this day. Uh yeah, there's some pretty they've reunited since

then, But there wasn't Motley Crew. It was Tommy Lee that was his name, not Tommy. Yeah. Yeah, he's the drummer Tommy Lee. Yeah, his name Tommy Lee. Actually no, yeah, really I thought Tommy Lee was the guy from Men in Black. I guess, I guess that's Tommy Lee Jones. There you go. Tommy Lee is the Pamela Anderson's. I don't know if they were married, but they were definitely smashing that

stupid boat porn that they did. That like literally started everything of celebrities fucking like that was that was the If that didn't happen, If that didn't happen, we never have the Kardashians. You can. You can't blame him for Paris Hilton. When I ascend to my throne, He's going to be the first tortured bro that I was talking about. Was he that I was talking about? How O J. Simpson basically like created our modern culture? Is that I was talking to. No, So do you think police went extra

hard after him? No? No, No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is when OJ Simpson O J. Simpson killed that woman clearly, allegedly that womanly and right. I can't forget that he so he did that, and then the trial happened and who alleged lawyer who was his lawyer? Who was his lawyer? Put Robert Kardashian the father, which had

two what wait wait erupting, you're interrupting my entire pitch here. So the Kardashians are thrust it into the limelight because of this, right, they're fucking super rich, they're superpowerful. They essentially like create fucking reality television as we know it today, and suddenly they're like this massive Like can you imagine like the modern era without the influence of the Kardashians. No, because I kind of can't. I genuinely can't. And I here, what's a story with

Ruth and her zero alcohol beer? Maybe she's doing enjoy January. She's a bit late, could be on antibiotics. Sure, Ruth is fit as a fiddle. Maybe she has an important fiddle recital. Nah, that was last week. It wasn't bad. Actually got the car with you. It's a nice roots. No, I don't you never need a reason to enjoy agree tasting beer zero zero exclamation needed. I think it's largely do all because OJ could not kill that person. That is very interesting. That weird, that's

very interesting. Way. Yeah, yeah, Like I'm really curious to see I wish I could. I wish I could peer into different reac. Yeah, Like it's just like I wonder what it would be like if he just never killed that woman, and like we just don't. We just don't have a lot of things change because of that. So what I think, I think what happened is if he wouldn't have killed that woman, he would have really had a career in comedy, genuine he would have become like a real

like a real communic character, I mean crazy. He was great, fucking funny. No, okay, so no, not stand up, No, not in front of a crowd, because no, not stand up. Nor let's go back even further, not even to OJ. Let's go back to let's go back to the cops that beat up Rodney King because and why I say that, or the guy that filmed it happen, because if he didn't film it happening, because that is connected to why OJ even got off in

the first place and white things got same year. Yeah, So the way that there was so much bullshit from that that the jury there there was no there. It was like it's payback, We're gonna get this nigga off because the jury was scared that would be another ride like that, and La couldn't take another one other thing. La proper couldn't take another ride like that, but it would have been across the country. I think it's maybe a little

bit weak both. It was kind of like the sentiments of obviously the racist uh Mark Furman clearly racists. There was when it makes it worse is that if so, this is gonna sound and suck and people are gonna deny it. But a lot of white people didn't believe the degree of police brutality that was happening, especially in the nineties, to black people, until that shit

became public knowledge. Yep, because people in New York were talking about that shit all the time, and then they saw it happen and this guy recorded because that guy beat him, like Ronne King got beat so bad it was like almost ridiculous. There was like almost you know what's you know what's crazy about that too? Is that like that that was so shocking that it like was headlined, that was like national like that was like a big deal.

And now like every day I see videos of police like doing fuck shit, like and no one it's really sad. Like I saw a video yesterday that was like that that came across my time, or like two days ago, of some dude walking in to the house. This lady calls nine to one for some fucking reason. I don't know why, but like they're coming out to greet the cops and there's like a dog or whatever, and it comes out and the cops like, you keep that dog away, I'm gonna shoot

that dog. And immediately I'm like, why are these Why are these Why are they so horny for shooting dogs? They don't get it, And so he shoots at the dog, misses and hits the person who called the cups, and she's screaming, and she's screaming, She's like, you shot me, and then he goes, I didn't shoot you. He literally says he said that, Like I watched the video. He said, I didn't shoot you. This this this intelligible eight this fuck. It's unbelievable, how it

is unbelievable, how inept these police officers are. Man, It's like, you guys are supposed to be our saviors, and you guys are as dumb as rocks. Bro It's more unbelievable. I want to go that there's a kid with a gun in there you're talking to my going there, I don't I can't believe that that is actually a moment in our history. Like that is, that doesn't seem real. You tell somebody that store and they're like that, that's not that's not true. That wouldn't happen. Like if you

if if you were on Who's smarter than the fifth grader? The fifth grader would be like, that didn't really happen. You'd be like, oh that that could get you, dude, not to mention the whole did you guys here with whole Kayson that ship? Yeah? Oh yeah? Uh in Union Square? He fucking of course in New York. That's why I hate New York. That's why. That's why, that's why I fell out of love with New York because New new York is not what it was when I was

younger. What are you talking about? This stuff used to happen. All that would not have happened. That would have not have happened back in the day. Kinson It absolutely would have happened back in the day. The only difference is we have the internet now. If we had the internet back in the day to the same degree that we have it now, it would have

absolutely happened. It absolutely would have they. I don't know if you remember this two thousand and one and two thousand and one people flew planes into the fucking Twin Towers. Yes, they were from New York and Chris, they were from New York. Chris, they're from Afghanistan. Is not from New York. He is than you are. And I I was like, he's from New York. He's more New york Is than we are. He's not from New York. We don't Chris, Chris, Chris, he is Chris.

He's more of a New York than both of we are. He stayed there longer than both of us did. Is it true that he didn't even have PS five when he promised them? I heard that he had. Some people were saying he didn't have it, and he was like, are you serious. That's the nature of the modern internet world. That's why that's what people do now. They're like, I'm sure, where do you? Where do you? I didn't even think about where where do you stand? On

the thing. He didn't. He didn't tend to do that. But you still have to as a as a as a creator, you gotta still be aware that, like if we lived in a perfect world, people wouldn't be stupid enough to do shit like that, you know, people wouldn't people would be able to control themselves. But it's also New York and New York niggas suck, you know, like people we we I hate to say it.

I love my home, but whenever there's gonna be some shit, people acting a fool, there's gonna be some New York to get over there that I would have sights the on trying to get come up on some shit he didn't need to come up on. So at the same time, it's this like he could have he could have orchestraated it better. But at the same time, it's like he didn't intend to do that. I fucking completely disagree.

I completely disagree. So here's here's because I am a fraction of his size, and when I organized a meet up in fucking Union Square, way more people showed up than I anticipated. And it wasn't like a fucking riot. It wasn't like a big like problem like where people were getting jumping on cars and shit, but it was like way more than I anticipated. And that

was by the way, with thirty minutes. Notice like like thirty minutes, like out of nowhere, like, hey, in thirty minutes, I'll be in Time not Time Square, in Union Square, and like dozens of people showed up, and I remember being like, this is and by the way, we moved away too, so like they were probably people showing up there later after I had left, and so like knowing that at a fraction of where like where I am, where he is, he ab so lutely knew

that it would be a fucking disaster to have that many people getting up in chasing electronics electronics that people specifically can't get their hands on. It couldn't have gotten their hands on for like for years at this point. Expensive he's if he's from New York, he should know what the fuck that means. If he That's why I don't believe it. Like only an out of state person could do that in Manhattan and not expect the fucking what happened. It's insane

baffling. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, though, I think you underestimate how stupid that guy is. That's crazy. I've watched I watched a few clips of him. Idiot. He's really really stupid. And here's the thing. Wait, wait, wait, he's a twitch streamer, right that he mainly does twitch like You'll have You'll have like one hundred thousand current viewers and stuff. He's very Here's here's the thing. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. But here's the thing I don't because he

has people, he works with, he has management. This is the thing that trips me out. And this isn't thing. Okay. I wanted to kind of just to support my argument. I've always been extremely skeptical of and I still am of the Logan Paul suicide Force thing because of the amount of people involved. I was. I had a harder time believing that there's no way that this ship was real and it's still made it onto YouTube and everything.

However, I'm like, you know, his posse or probably all retarded too, so it is possible that this could make it onto YouTube and stuff like that. But the one thing that makes me think it's still fake is because there was no name, there was no family that came for there was nothing, there was no donations, there was nothing. It still seems fake to me. However, for the part of it to where I say,

I don't believe that people would be this dumb to put it up. I've stepped back from that argument because I think about this situation with Kai Sinette, where he has management, the people that were with him, and everyone, not one person was like, this is the dumbest fucking thing. We have no permits, we have no venue, which you would need really to How is that many people you'd want to venue? With security and stuff. You can't just have it be open. That is so astronomically stupid. And I

don't expect that idiot to think about that shit. But people surrounding him to be like, hey, obviously we can't do this, And I was like, not one person was like, uh, it's such an obvious thing that will like it's It's so difficult for me to believe that a thinking adult could not anticipate this happening, because of course, no, no, no, you know I have five hundred free ps fives in a Times square? Are you crazy? I don't think I wouldn't. I would not have. I'm

a person of me. I would never you wouldn't think that. But I think it would be a lot of people. It would be a lot of people that would come there and at all right, cool, I would assume because because you would just you you're thinking of you fan base. My audience, right, my audience right now, they would not come there, and they're not right. You would hear fuck shit, you would see funck shit, but it wouldn't be a riot. The thing about his audience that his

audience is a month of young dumb. They all were and they're they're they're what they're what New York became and not what it was. That's the thing. We're different generations, you know, my generation. I don't think people would have done that shit. I really I think they would have come there, and I think something would have probably happened, like it would have gotten crazy in some way, like maybe a fight broke out or two something like

that, but not a riot. I don't. I don't think because you can't have you have faith faith in your fan base. Can you imagine your Chris your fan base now, I'm saying specifically people that know you, because these were people that specifically knew him and they were hanging off of cars and stealing a shit like, do you think that your fans would do that?

Though? I don't think. I feel like I don't think my fans would do it, But I do think if let's if we just were rewind the clock of this exact I don't think it's like a generational thing, is what I'm saying. I think if we re around the block and we and we had twitch, and we had fucking Kaysenet in the fucking two thousands and like we were growing up around that time, I think they would be the same people there. It would, it would, It wouldn't be a I don't

think there's like a generational divide in that sense. I think these are twitch. It's these are twitch audience to spend like every single day watching these people. They're like, that's my friend Kai, I love him. Oh he's getting away free ps And by the way, Kaysenz streams Kaysenate streams, it's all him like lighting fires in his houses or like fucking doing like absurd buck

wild shit. So of course when they meet in person building like thousands of them in person in Times Square or not Time Square, Union Square, they're

gonna do some fucking buck wild shit. My honest is probably gonna be like, hey, they're probably gonna be like scalping, like I don't know, Like they're probably gonna bring like some bleach bottles or like video games for me to sign or like, it's a completely different audience and it's a completely different parasocial situation there the audience makes the biggest Yeah, but but also beyond that, I just generally and this is kind of infecting me a lot more as

time goes on, and I'm starting to like digest a lot more content from from just outside of the spheres that I normally digest content from. I've I've been seeing a lot of twitch streamers. I've been seeing a lot of YouTubers.

It's getting to the point where, like I'm really starting to respect people like fucking like Logan Paul and like Jake Paul because when they were doing some wild shit, at the very least they were making a video on it and they were like having edited, like it was like at least fucking edited, and actually there was actually at least there was some amount of work put into

it and planned. But this shit is like, oh, I'm gonna sit in front of It's like XQUC shit where it's like I'm gonna sit in front of other people's videos while they play talk so fast that I sound completely fucking disabled. And and that's gonna be with him, bro, dude, he he, he repeatedly says the stupidest shit. Can't. I don't know how he has a fan base, Like, I don't get how he has fans

Like, feel like you have too much faith in humanity? Brother, I like, I don't even as a kid, I'm like, I don't know what this guy's saying. Channel. What is George Carlin's quote about people? Like basically, you know what it is likely but I know, right, But the paraphrase about like how stupid people are, Like, it's basically it's just like how stupid people, how dummy think people are. They're like way

stupider than that. And it's very true when you just when you take a step back, when you when you fail a little, people like how did this guy that thing happened? Like, people are dumb as fuck. Think about just think about the amount of people, the tens of millions of people

that genuinely think the election was stolen. QAnon's a real thing. There's this the weirdest, wildest, wacky shit that is just people living their everyday lives and like, yep, even though there is just mounds of evidence to the contrary, they're just dumb. Then you can't do anything about it. You have Kaisonat, who's just an entertaining guy who's incredibly stupid, where I saw some of his content because of this whole thing, and I was like, Wow, this guy is really dumb. It is it is? It kind

of actually shocking that he's alive. He hasn't been killed, like someone hasn't killed. I don't think. I just think he's a young kid. He's a young kid. He's not very he's in his twenties. He's calling him a kids like, really dumb, he's not. He's a young man. I just don't like there are levels of a lot of people. There's levels to this ship man. When I was in my tw I never did anything that fucking stupid. They just feel like I don't think I did. I

don't think I did either. I think of my twenties, I wasn't really an idiot. I wasn't really doing shit that's endangering people. But the thing is that, like the thing is that like I just I just don't I just don't think. I don't always think the people on this this this Internet era of people, I don't think they have a tangible knowledge of the numbers and the influence they really have. They just don't have a tangible number.

I feel like we don't either, but we think we do because at the live show, right when we got to the live show we went, when I got it on that stage and there was a venue full of people to see us, made my mind skip a few times. Yeah, I mean I was just like, oh shit, I will save people. Yeah, go ahead, now I's gonna say it's weird to put faces because that.

Yeah, I think I think he just didn't do that. He was probably do this are probably Yeah, I will say for sure, I agree with that because you know what I do, and he probably does the same thing. He probably does the same thing as everybody else. Every other person that is that has an audience and viewers and listeners and whatnot. They compare to other people that are way bigger than them, So then you don't seem as

big. Because when I was thinking about where my main channel is right now, where I was like, oh, my videos, I let the channel die to the point where I was averaging like seven to nine thousand views or whatever, like channel is pretty much dead. But then when I started thinking about, like, you know, sometimes the videos will get up to like fourteen thousand whatever they So I'm like that that's a fucking arena. That's an

arena full of people still watching. When you kind of have a perspective, like think of it like this, right, Like there are times when I do tweets or I do tweets thnumbers they get like a thousand, they get like they get one hundred, they get less than a hundred of the Imagine if right now you made a tweet like oh, I'm gonna be at the at the PF changs on on Walton and Sun like that, come meet up and two hundred people show up there. That's a lot of the people,

a lot of interaction, dude. You know, like just you don't understand it. You don't get it until you're like, oh shit, yeah that was crazy. You know what I think about I think I think, sorry, go ahead, dude, I just say that's what that's what that was

was so good about. Vicon was actually like putting that in perspective where it's like, oh, okay, because I remember there was a point where like we would I remember who was a part of the group or not, but like we would go okay, we would go to Vicon, we'd meet up with people and they would go like, all right, let's go to fucking cheesecake factory with like just the creators and our friends and stuff, and then

we would be followed by like a hundred people. Guys we get I specifically remember some sweaty beard guy that I was made me really nervous, or some guy that was sweating profusely and I'm like he looked like he was fucking thirteen, but you have like a huge beard, And I was like, I

don't know about this guy that's like that. It's like that whoto of that's it's like that photo of Leafy where like you, it's like, this is a photo going around that looks and I understand this is going to sound weird, but there's a photo of Leafy going around that looks like if a baby could be a pedophile. It's like a really fucking bizarre photo. Like it's

a really I've seen that photo. And it's like you remember you remember hot so guys, Look you remember Commander Kelly even remember you remember in original X Men movie when they turned that dude that wasn't mute into a mutant. Yes, he looks like that's happening to him where he was just starting to droop when he was he was on the table. Yeah, it's like, I don't know what happened to buddy. Man. He made all that money from

YouTube and he just I don't know he started he's streaming. Last time I heard of him, he was streaming with the degenerates like Ethan Ralph and uh. I was like, I was like, how is this How did this guy get connected with these people? I didn't even I don't know. Is this gate? Is this guy fucking returned? Is this kid he doesn't even know how to surf it? See us go like I do Wow, Yeah, I don't know, man, he uh he, I don't know,

man. Some people choose interesting fucking pads. Man. Yeah. And the thing with XUC two is like that's an ongoing situation too, because I saw that debate that he did with Ethan H three and it was yeah, it was I I'm consistently impressed by how unintelligent your average streamer is. And by the way, I understand that there's a huge bias here, but even just in comparison to the YouTubers that I meet, you know, I see on

the street. I'm saying, like when we went to when we went to Creator Clash, right we went when we went to Create a Clash, I specifically remember like like hanging out with like act Man and Luke and these guys and they're just like they're normal, and then you kind of meet a streamer and you could tell that something's off immediately, like there's something that's like there's

nothing there or like nothing. That's what it feels like. Even remember what's the one, the big booby one with the yeah yeah, Well she was there, right, it was her. She felt hollow like looking at her, I don't no, No, her friend was there and I was like, she just felt like she was a ghost. I was like, what is what is this work? She was working the event, but like I feel like, yeah, I get that. But also it's it's it's there's

something about it, man, I think it. I think it's being live all the time just SAPs your energy, so like when you're talking, you just don't have any grief. I think that's what it is. I feel like I feel like I feel like I feel like being a streamer doesn't exactly require personality. No, no, it doesn't can say, obviously not obviously not obviously not obviously not if XQUC is as big as he is, obviously not. Dude. Let me let me give you an give you an idea

of what NEXTUC you sound like him? It what he dinner? What the fuck? And then he leaves makes me he literally got up and walked away. There's always do it. There's something that's always rubbed me the wrong way. I don't know if you guys feel the same way about this, but the way that people address the chat as like this overall arching thing, like hey, chat, it reminds me of the way that like the Kids shows

and Nick Junior, the way that they would talk to the screen. It just feels like like, I don't know, like condescending, and it's like he's going chat and I'm like that You've definitely I've definitely referred to chat out of convenience. But it is weird. It is weird. It just feels weird because I understand that's the normal thing to do, but it's just like it almost feels like we're I even uh, in my I started doing I

turned my Derek Blackman channel in a commentary. I was like, fuck, I'm gonna throw commentary vaders on there, just throw up like moded stuff like I even. I was like, I'm gonna subtly put nudity in there too, like us what's his name? Sadler from Resuble four, Like he has like a fucking heart on and like you could briefly see it, and I'm just like I want to. I just want it'll be. It's so brief that I won't get flagged. I won't get flagged. It's so brief.

I don't get on. I've seen I've seen it. He's got a rifle on him. Bros, Like, what's going on here? Which he is subliminally you're subliminally flash banging people and like fucking residue like one frame dude, when you post the resubu shit on fucking Twitter, And this is Chris Redfield with his his dick is opening doors for him. I'm like, Derek, what are you doing with? What if? I've got way too many likes?

I don't even. I was like, what's going on here? My thing, my thing about that is that how do you My thing is like how do you like? I have mods on balders here right now, right now, I'm playing without the mods. The next I put through the game, why do you need that? Even because there's already assent and more and more more always more like no way more more larger, larger, titty, bigger, hip, more ass it's more good. But what you can I

ask something? What do you? What are you playing as in bald Year right now? My my my class? Yeah? Who are like? What are you? I'm a half off Forringer right now? Are you? Girls? Guy? The guy I'm trying about the fling bitch broach brost. First you gotta be you gotta be like someone that lays the pipe, and then the next one you experiment exactly exactly. Women. I always plays women in these these games. I don't know, yeah, because I don't want to

romance dudes and shit, I'm like, nah, I'm sucking everybody. I'm sucking everybody. I'm sucking everybody. I'm halfway through fucking everybody. I'm fucking everyone. Can see my second character fucks everybody. My first character just does the degenerate shit that I would only do. You know, so likes we fucking everybody. There's no there's no stone on turn bro I'm sucking the bear,

dude, too, Bro, I'm getting him next. NA. I would always, I would always rejects underwear and put him in fucking Garrett's inventory or whatever the fuck his name is. Imagine if you could get people in trouble for that, that'd be amazing. If you could, like if you could just steal underwear from people and like put him in someone's pocket and then like tell on them. Oh my, you can if you play real live bitch. I mean that's true. Yeah, that's true. You Actually you're

in town. We're gonna play DND. We're gonna play the Indi one, which we come eat movie d Yeah. I'm gonna be a dragon born monk and I'm gonna All I want to do is just assault people. Like it doesn't even matter what's happening. Just put your hands on people. Bro. That's that. I saw a clip of some dude on Twitter kicking a squirrel to death and Bather's getting it. Fucking cracked me. I saw that too. I was that made me because I wanted to experience that. That made

me buy the game. That was the one where I was like that. That was. It wasn't the Nine out of Tends. It wasn't like the fucking oh, this is once in a generation game. I saw that clip and I was like, Okay, they'll let you kick a squirrel. To the degree of a bad person, you can be in Dune and Dragons like it's so cool, like in in in in Mass Effect, Paragon is a head when you when you go you're a dick and ball in d and D

when you become a bad person, you're a monster. You're the kind of you're the kind of bad bad motherfucker's that rape and pillows will be like yo, easy, easy. I want to have as least amount of companions as possible, whatever is just required, because I want to get everyone killed.

I want everything bad to happen. Like on my second play through, I want to make it as difficult as a game to get through because I didn't do any type of like you know, companionship and trying to make things easier for myself because I want to make sure nobody wants to travel with me other than like say, I'm not fucking enough in that game, and that's a problem. I'm not fucking enough. I'm fucking a bit, but I'm not fucking enough. See what you gotta do is yeah, well, yeah,

well, we'll talk already. We gotta rank, we gotta boost that number up. We gotta buff that number up to everybody question number. By the way, Patreon's doing really well right now. So thank you all this, Thank you so much. We had some weird thing and and Ran actually brought it up to my attention that like there was some glitz going on with Patreon where like I guess, like a there was some payment glitch or something where like a bunch of people got kicked off and then apparently it I guess,

I don't. I guess it resolved itself or you guys resolved, and so it it's pretty pretty dope. Let's go from from what everything, everything's been working pretty well. It was on the first that had happened like once the once the month rolled over, like there was like a weird amount, like there was a higher percentage missing than normal. I was like, oh,

that's weird. But it turns out it was a Patreon glitch. But thank you all for supporting and I just wanted to bring that up show some appreciation. Let's bring up a swen makes my pullout game week, Like the Taliban wrote in he says, hey, bitch, slut and whore. In high school, I could look up Epstein's flight logs on our laptops, but cool math games was completely blocked. So I asked you, what is the dumbest uh Snapple related rule you had in high school? Non snaple really rule you

ahead in high school? Oh, I remember that story. I remember, dude. I remember specifically in high school. We in freshman year, we had so much freedom. We had like a ton of free like we could, we could wear hats, we could like walk on campus, we could

walk outside like we could we could go across the street for lunch. And by senior year it became like a fucking dictatorship and we couldn't do any of that shit like we had if we had if we had a class on the other side of the building, we had to go through the congested halls, We couldn't wear hats, We couldn't fucking do any of the ship that we

used to. And it was weird seeing that, because I feel like most people don't see that transitionary period, like most people either experienced like a high school where it's like like you know, it was just buck wild the entire time, or it's just been you know North Korea the whole time, but to see it actually like degrade in front of me was really sad and freshman for us, man for us on the part of our once someone's going to

fucking hood. Unfortunately, we never had freedom ever. We never ever had that the We never got that kind of freedom. I would always sneak off for lunch time and go get food every time. I would just go through the back of the school and get food. Every time we go to McDonald's, we go to Kennedy Frederick, and they could not stop me. If they did, they'd have to fight me. But but like I always did

it. But like I understand, like I couldn't wear hats, we couldn't have headphones on, we couldn't have we couldn't wear certain we couldn't use we couldn't wear certain jackets and stuff like that because it's gang affiliated bullshit. It was always some stupid shit. And I understand that because like everyone everyone in my school wanted to be your next biggest thug. Everybody in my school, and it was just like, come on, guys, let's just chill.

We never said that abously would have killed me. But La Kings and Oakland Raiders. They wouldn't let us rock that shit. That's because it was gang affiliated. I was like, this is the dumbest fucking thing ever that I'm like, Bro, I'm we're just sports fans. You really think us dopey, dumb ass kids are fucking like even in middle school, like you think we didn't live in like, say, an area where there were some gangs. But those gangs were in an area like any of that dumb ass shit.

It was just like, oh, these local you know, cholo gangs like west Side, Lajabre and dumb bullshit like that, and they were just bald and wore lookes, so you knewho the fucking thugs were exactly was. Gangs are so foreign to me as a concept, like I just I fully don't understand. I never even did like clubs in like school and shit like extra, Like, I just why would I want to be a part of something like it was? It was so confusing to me. I didn't understand

it. Gangs was always dumb to me. It was always dumb for me because of the fact that like my cousin who I was racist and it was in a gang he was getting affiliated and he broke down what it was like being in a gang one d per the relation to me. He was like, it sucks you away. Were the people that you don't like you you never really get out of it. It's it's it's really not good. He

was like, you do it if you need protection. Let's say, like if you need if you need people to look out for you, Like if you go to a new area and you need to look out for you, you do it. But I live here and I know you, So you're not gonna get fucked because you know me. I actually hit for you already. Just don't do that. And if you have and there's always like older homies. But there's the thing I've realized, I think it doesn't exist anymore.

What big homies where where Like if you have an older homie that you know, they won't let you do that. If you're like if you have another path through so I know, but like, hey, this is not a good idea. You're gonna be putting yourself in a kind of life site gonna be a part of your whole entire existence. But for some reason, I fight that looking out for your homeboys don't exist anymore in the modern world. So you're just this like twenty nine year old due telling this thirteen ye

old to go sell drugs now. I feel like that's the kind of mentality we have correctly, that's crazy. Can you want to make some money and it's like yeah, all right, cool, you gotta be getting affiliated now and you'll never be able to leave it. You're seventeen dollars. They are moving this ounce of coke for me seventy dollars. He's like, yeah, I can buy a bunch of baking. It is a hubble bubble with this. Yes, people are so fucked up, man. I think people have

gotten worse. Man. I think people have just gotten worse over time. Man, it's really sad. I don't think people have gotten I do think people have gotten worse, but I don't. I don't think it's like unique to I think it's just a natural it's a natural byproduct of growing up. It's a natural byproduct of growing up around certain things that are now present where

they didn't used to be, you know what I mean. Like, I don't like the idea that like, oh, this generation is is better because they didn't do this, when in reality, they didn't do that because they just couldn't you know, like we didn't have uh, you know, fourteen year old internet celebrities in the same way that we have them today. So I don't know Soler Rodan, Solarrot, he says, Miles Morales, Miguel Here and Spiderpunk long time listener. First episode I watched was Joker Too.

That's a while ago. I remember doing making the thumbnail for that first time question asker, though so recently I began playing The Binding of Isaac. So what are your's opinions of it? I don't understand it at all. I like that game a lot. I just I'm not into those games where it's like the same screen over and over again, Like I I don't like I understand the I understand why people are into it, like it's it's the same

reason. I assume it's a similar reason why people like like any given I don't know, like Risk or something where it's like on the same map over and over again, or like, uh, you know, it just like kind of changes on a you know, depending on like who's playing and like what they do. I get, I get it, but like it's not it's not my style game personally. Thanks for me. I like I like it. It just wasn't It wasn't like a game that changed my life.

But I did enjoy it. Though. That's a really highly rated game. Like it's like like people have that, like really high up on their list, and I'm like, I guess. I mean, yeah, I've never I've never even try. I never even thought about playing, to be honest, I've never thought about it either. The second I saw it, I watched I think I watched like a minute a gameplay even. I was like, yeah, I get it, Yeah it looks fun. But I'm glad. I'm glad you're enjoying it. Though yeah sick. I was kind the

same thing about Oh no, you keep talking. I'm just I'm looking for a question, Okay. Yeah. I have the same way about like something like I missed the phenomenon of the Undertail or something or it was like such like a big thing and I was like, I mean, looks cool, I guess, but I didn't even touch it. Yeah I couldn't. I

liked it, do it. You're fucking that's like not your ship. But if you if you be under Tail, I wouldn't if you told me under I wouldn't believe you'd be like, yeah, I mean under Tail is pretty easy. Like it it doesn't take that long to beat. It's just a matter like I wanted to give it a fair shake because I don't know. I'm my job is technically to be a part of the games industry in some

way, and I like to at least play a little bit. I woudn't need to finish everything, but I do like to at least like play something a little bit. Like I didn't finish Final Fantasy sixteen. I played through. I played thirty hours of it, and then I was like, I get it. It's it's it's good. I just I'm not finishing. No way am I finishing that. I don't understand how you guys have How do you have time to play that? I just don't get it. It's it's

literally just because it's my job. That's it. Like there was I would have not I wouldn't have touched that game at all if not for sacred symbols like I don't play Final Fantasy ever, Like the only one I was ever even really curious about was seven and that's and that's literally just because it's like an iconic game. And also that soundtrack is fucking that is that is come man, that soundtrack is fucking pure seaman man, like that is that is

that's crazy, It's a very good one. That's anybody describe something good as calm or yeah, dude, it's I'm I'm changed. I'm a trend setter. By the end of the generation, by the by the end of this decade, everybody's gonna be saying, like, bro, that's calm, dude, that's just come b That's just so that that last episode, that last episode of the podcast with Pee you're making fun of Pete Herman in the immediate wake of his death. That was so fucking calm, dude. That was

the that was that joke was so calm. I could hear it. Yeah, it could happen and hear it now calm oh man. All right, let's see, let's see. I want to get at least I want to get at least three more I'm trying to I gotta buy a case on my computer. Is that finally have most of the should I need to upgrade it? Are you talking about a case? Basse compter gonna I'm changing my case out too? What you have shifted? What's wrong with it? You concerned

with how often you fuck with your stuff? Well, let's know what'shing wrong with it? I just I'm I'm getting I'm getting at so I need a bigger case. Okay, all right, just be bigger, bigger case. No I have, I have, I'm having it done it. I'm buy a geek swape. I'm not doing it myself. Mmm, what are they? What are they charging you? Like? Wait? Two hundred mm sounds a little steep? You know what? Uh this is? I'll give it

to you after. I know a guy who who's like really good. Nikki Ziggy wrote and he says, since I love Derek's rants, I want to hear your guys thoughts on QEAM and the Quarterings flat out lies that Splinter is gay and the new TMNT movie these cry babies really have made up left. I didn't even hear about this. I didn't even hear it. I did see, by the way, I did see that TMAT movie. Uh, yeah, it was pretty fun. It was. It was pretty fun. Yeah, it was pretty good. It. The only problem with it is

that, like say, that's the Splinter is indeed gay's so gay? And it made me so mad every time. The whole time, I was thinking, like, man, they're everywhere. I can't get away from these fucking people. But no people. Yeah, it's it's a really good it's really fun. It's just it's got like exactly one too many references for me. That's like the only problem. And it's like they're teenagers. They're obsessed with

like pop culture and stuff, and I get it. But like there was a point where like they're driving a car and like I think, Donnie not done. I don't know the fucking nerd one. I can't tell these funny He's driving the car and it's like, whoa, you did super good. It's like, yeah, I guess all those hours and fours the horizon paid off. And I was like, no, no, that sounds like a fucking sponsored fucking shout out. It sounds like a sponsored it sounds like a

sponsored family guy fucking Like. It's like, no, stop that. It's really fun to watch, super fun. It was a super fun movie. I actually do recommend it. It's coming to streaming super soon, so like you don't even have to go to a theater to see it or anything. But it's really good. It's fun. I don't like the tangent Ninja Turtles at all though, What the fuck did you see it? Then? Because I heard it was like a really good animated movie, and I was like,

all right, I guess i'll check it out. It's a film, you know, I couldn't stand. I couldn't stand that live action one where they fucking look so disgusting and I can't it you could see the people's like mouths through their fucking esophaguses or whatever the fun really like, I hate that movie. I particularly number one. One is so well loved. One is fucking fantastic. I like it at all. It's you should watch watch you should watch the retrospective on it by a Red Letter Media. You might appreciate

it. It's really yeah, it's a good movie, dude. You know what it's it's it's it's just the premise of them, like the very idea of tena Ninja Turtles to me doesn't like it's too many stupid things in a road to be good in live action. I get it. I mean it works super well. I get it. I mean the idea of it them even existing is a joke in itself, like it was the concept was a fucking joke, and then it just took off, like who would have thought?

Because it is. It's stupid as shit when I do think about them, when I actually start thinking about it, like this is the dumbest fucking thing ever. Teenage Ninja Turtles. I love them too. No, I you know, you don't understand when Batman crossed fucking Ninja Turtles, I was fucking coming like I was. I'm a fan. You just think about it like this is so fucking stupid. I did. I didn't grow to appreciate

it through that movie. It's it is very fun, a little bit heavy on the references, but like whatever, it's like a break for me. The problem I was there too childish for me right now for me to care about them. The Turtles, well they're actually teens. Well the thing, yeah, yeah, the thing is that they were they were they were teenagers in the Oh three one, but they were like sixteen seventeen, a little more like maturish in The Depreter and this one. Their kids their kids in

this one. They're like they're like eight, they're age there't know that they're fifteen years old. They're like preteens. Yeah, connect more towards the demographic that they're supposed to be. For I kind of get that because the original, especially the original movie is very PG. Thirteen, you know, like it's not it's not. It's probably why when I was young, I enjoyed the second one more than than the first one, as like a young ass

kid, because the dumb ass, fucking like childishness. The opening of the second movie immediately sets the tone of how fucking retarded it is compared to the first one. Like I even to the point where when I brought the movie into my private school, went to a private elementary school, and like you could bring in movies and stuff, and I brought in tim in T two and the opening is so goofy that I'm kind of I feel like embarrassed watching

how goofy is there in that little mini mall or whatever. And then like and they're just the references are so dorky, it's so childish to the point where I'm like, this movie's fun, but like even this is too much for my dumbass little brain, and so they kind of went overboard. But

it's it's it's it's ridiculous. But like we didn't answer so many people question, well, there were so many people I was gonna bring in like people, so many people were flipping out about this movie, like specifically like like well not what not many people it was. It was like specifically the same the usual suspects, you know, like I'm sure Ben Shapiro is gonna have something to say about it if he even cares to go see it. I

don't know. I doubt maybe maybe it's probably not that big of a deal for him, but it seems like one of those things if you if you sat him in that theater, he would come away with like this is one piece of this is this is propaganda. I can't believe they're doing this. I can't. I can't fucking stand it. It's and it's literally now April O'Neill is black and not super conventionally it's it's woke, so it woke. But the end. Look, look can I say, I don't know,

I might agree with it. I might, I might beat you. Wait wait, hold on, what do you say? I don't often agree with Ben Sapiro on anything? Right? Why are they making her black? Like what is the point of that? I think he's not been black. I think the answer is why not? Kind of like Nick Fury or anything else. But Fury is a different person though, what does that mean? You're

in a different universe. Is a different guy from the Fury we have in our universe, Like there's two, there's different universes one right not to mention. Also, the Fury that's black is the son of Nick Fury. That's Nick Fury Junior. That's his kid. That's not him. What does that have to know? I don't know what you're talking about, Like like talking about the ip bro. It doesn't You don't have to talk about universes and ship people aren't going to take that's Fury Sun. That is a son.

That's why he's a black man is black that It's like, why do they make red haired characters black so often? I don't understand why you're doing that. I will say it is fucking hilarious that it happens almost exclusively the redheads. I do think that's really why do they keep it? Like where it's a problem. I just don't know why they keep doing it. That's where I'm at. I'm like, what's why are they doing this again? Because we don't like redheads. I don't like what to make them niggas. We

don't like them. Either most of them. Well, so here's what they say about it. Like everything, I guess, I guess. It's a lot of care. It's a lot bro it's it's a really funny. It's like a health interesting because there are Okay, you're right, because there are renditions, because I'm used to her as brown hair, but there are a lot of renditions of her where she is redheaded. April's usually been red hair.

There's from the beginning, from from the beginning, so there used to be no color in the comic books, so where she didn't have anything. And then when they made no no, no, no, no, no no, no, Derek, Derek, Derek in the original comic, I have it in my closet. It's stays she's a redhead, they say, they say, they talk about the fact that her band and Leo and Raps

mask of the same color. They talk about it, they do. They mentioned what is the original like the original comics they had they were all red bands. They men have any individuals, that's true. But the one that had the red band was Wrath. It was stupid. I know what you mean. I had what Okay, it doesn't fair enough, fair enough for that, So that does lend to it though, that it is weird that if she has been established as a redheaded person that they did swap her out

specifically, probably for that reason. So when you ask why, I think, you know, you know why, because for some reason Hollywood doesn't like redheads. Probably there. I think there is some type of you know, people believe in Illuminati and all this bullshit. I feel like there's some type

of stigma where in some culture that redheaded people mean something bad. There's something nefarious about redheaded people, and they want to get rid of them, something that we're not aware of, but other people are like, we're just It's just weird to me that it's been so many redhead to black woman's redhead, black white woman. It's a black woman. And it is even even in a flash Wally West has red hair. They made him a nigga. I'm like, why are they doing this? What it's going on? It is

funny, which one which show in a comic too? The comic too? Literally, God about that. It is really fun I will say I think I will say, I'll say this about her in the movie. I think she worked well. I think I think it made like it made sense for the world that they were building, and like where the where the school was and like all that stuff. It's like it's I get it. It didn't bother about Extra Ammo. But well for Extra Ammo, we we find out

every single Redheads step. Okay, real quick because nick we didn't answer Nikki's question, not really, because there's all like I wanted to ask Chris, why do you think the quartering said splinters gay in it? Is there anything in there that you can think of at all? Single father? No, because there there is, there is, I mean, I don't know. It's spoilers for T M and T. I guess he meets up with this

other mutant at some point and and he fucks them. No, no, they well they get together and the joke is that this other mutant is so fucking in it's it's such a it's such a mutant mutant that you can't even tell what the fuck it even is supposed to be, and it like speaks in like fucking disgust thing garbling, and like there's no way to tell like what the fuck it is, And so I guess they and they were like,

oh, that's non binary or something. That's the only the only thing that makes sense about it to me, which by the way, it's not said of the movie at all. It's just it's just splinters, old and lonely, and he beats this fucking disgusting mutant that he gets along with and that haven't watch it, that's literally, yeah, I guess I'm gonna watch. Actually, I want to watch the quartering. I don't watch obviously,

gonna watch the quartering, but that sounds hilarious to me. Where every once in a while I'll catch one of his things enters the zeitgeist on Twitter, where like that that ship, what if the submersible that exploded, where him and all of his fucking buddies were like, oh, it exploded because a woke. They didn't want to get an old white guy to pilot it,

And I was like, that nigga was white and sixty years old. How do you guys were how that white guy also fired the guy who told him it was unsafe to operate It's it's man, They didn't want an old white guy piloting the thing. And I'm like, did you assholes even look into piloted the things was vaccinated? Why did your camera laughed and looked the way too. Derek camera was like, oh damn, dude, this camera's fucked. I haven't put my because the way that you works, you put your

hand up to get it to either do to go or not go. I was fucking crossed with my arms crossed the whole time, and then it just activated. I saw it start blinking, and I'm like, I didn't do anything anyway. Shout out Nikki Ziggy. We're gonna go fucking party and we're gonna absolutely burner house down. Let's go there. Yeah, all right, well, I guess that's gonna be a first. You gotta let's let's do the names first, all right? Oh yeah, yeah, let's let's do

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