#164: ALIENS. X. GLITCH.

Like Mitch McConnell's hand looks like this were just more wrinkled. What if he's slowly becoming black as he as he ages because because he's he was cursed. He was cursed by a fucking I don't know, like a like a voodoo glue. Niggas you nigga too? Hey look he me alright, man, no, man, the little Bernie, what the fuck are you doing? You was happening? Oh I haven't. I've never seen you know, I've never seen a single episode of Lawn Order. You see. That's not true.

That's not true. I'm not even kidding. Well, no, hold on, nold on, hold on, hold on. There is that one I'm talking about. What I'm talking about this, there's the one Logan Paul episode of Law and Order that I did see, but that I forgot. That's my only What is going on with your camera? Bro? Fucking it's it's on the trailing thing and then it just completely got lost. It just ignored the ghost. That's why you got a ghost from your house. And

I followed the spirit. Remember people people would say that shit like like your camera loses folk, your webcam loses focus because it's trying to focus on a ghost behind you, dumb dumbest shit. I remember, like that got an invisible thing, because that's I remember shit like that. Man, I remember, I remember those text messages that you would get like where it's like four

this the three people or else you're gonna die. And like I remember being young enough to being I remember being young enough when I got those to be in like just pretty. I'm pretty confident this isn't true, so I'm not gonna do it, but I'm scared a little bit, like I would go like I would go to that case. I would just in case, and then fucking wrote my friends into it, tu and they're like, yo, fuck you kids? Did I was sorry, guys, I would I would

never just in case, but I would always be super stressed. See you guys fucked up because you had see I created some from scratch where you send them to women exclusively, and you'd be like, if you don't send me, uh three nudes within X amount of time, Uh, you're deviant, You're tired. I'm obviously bucking around. I couldn't. I wasn't imagine. I couldn't drink anything good enough together to make it sound authentic. But Uh

yeah, that's fucking hell. Kids that did that that definitely didn't believe. The thing is, I haven't really seen that. I would admire it. If I really did come across it, I'd like, Wow, that's so Derek in like ten thousand and one, Derek in two thousand and one, like just just staring at the horizon saying like I am become devil purveyor of nudes. Fucking ridiculous. Anyway, Dark, You're like, yo, I

gotta I gotta mention this. I gotta mention this before I forget. I went to a went to a concert the other night, the first time, first concert I've been doing in a in a fucking probably since twenty twenty one. I think. I don't think I saw any shows in twenty twenty two as far as I remember. Uh, And it was fucking Animals as Leaders, Devin Townsend and fucking Dream Theater. We're doing this weird, fucking Yeah. How long was that fucking show? It was like three hours? It

was like a three hour show, I think it was. I think it was it was. It might have been a little bit longer, like Dream like two days long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they there there were a couple of them where I was like, damn, this is a long fucking song, but dude, man, super fucking awesome show, like a

really really like good time. And I was almost wasn't gonna go because I was like, oh man, the traffic, the traffic, to fucking the traffic in La is so demoralizing that it almost convinced me not to Novo. We went to. We went to the Sofi station, well not yeah, it is the YouTube theater next to the Sofi Stadium, So it's like Englewood. Oh that's what. That's not as bad. That's not as bad.

It's not as bad, but it's still it's not good. You're still going to the one dude to the Anaheim was crazy, Well, yeah, you're going to analy so every Californian had to be there. Yeah, and then it was in Anaheim and that theater is enormous, so it was full of people. But when I saw the Weekend in Kate Trenana, that ship was not that bad at all. M yeah, we're also very close. I

saw the Weekend wearing that h MF doom mask. I did didn't know if like I didn't, I didn't know if it was a homage or if he's like that Nigga's dead and I'm just gonna I'm just him now. Ever, ever since, ever since, ever since his HBO show kind of fell apart, like he's been trying to find a new identity. I think, yeah, yeah, he's like, ah fuck, it wasn't people saying it was Did you see that horrible you watched you actually watched the show. I didn't

see any of it. First episode. It was horrible. I was like, I can't watch any more of this. Yeah, it was. He just like singing and shit, No, it's just a weekend going like it's literally I'm not even exaggerating. I'm not even exaggerating. There there are clips that I've seen of that show where it's just the weekend going, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna lick you up. I'm gonna lick your fucking fat, gross wet pussy up and down and and like oh man, and like literally

like just the grossest shit coming out of the weekends mouth. And it's like, you are the weekend. You can't be talking like this. Have you heard of music? Bro? Have you heard his music? No? No, you can't. No, but you can sing like that people can sing whatever the fuck they want. You can't talk like that. You can't talk like it demystifies the singing now because now it's just like because now I know what you're saying when you're singing it, it's like you're gross. Oh fuck.

It is a show about an abusive relationship with a famous person, like a famous abusive relationship, and it's really hard to watch. They fucked up because the expectations are way too high. There was a bunch of people that are already complained about the show for it came out, and I'm like, you hyped it up too much already. It's supposed to be the opposite way, you know. It's like, what was that stupid show that everybody's freaking

out one euphoria? I wanted to hear Yeah. I didn't hear shit about it until until it was the second season. Really, that was when I was really like hearing uh yeah, shit about it to the point where I actually watched it. I was like, what the and who was that nefarious fucking Batman? And they're just Batman bro a good guy. He just the people's apartments. He is. He is the most evil character I've seen in a non fantasy setting, like in a non fantasy or sci fi setting.

That his most evil nigg I've ever seen in my life. I got watch it again because I kind of forgot about dude. He's crazy waiting the season waiting season three gets announce again. I like, I like that. Yeah, it's a good idea just to be like, damn, dude, how is no dude? He choked the Spanish girl, he beat up a gay dude, he beat up another dude, and then he broke into someone's house. Like this guy looking someone's house. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure

he broke into someone's house twice. And it's the same house, it's the same place. This man didn't get the hammer. He didn't get the hammer. He didn't get a fucking he didn't he didn't get the fucking strap. He was like, I'm just gonna be scared rest of my life. And I would have gotten like is that what white privilege is? Bro? Like, when people talk about white privilege, is that like you're so like, well, that was that's never gonna happen against you, just never work.

It's white privilege is starting occup It's it's like you're starting off Skyron with one hundred percent lock picking. Uh stap, you know what I mean, where it's like apparently you can just get you White privilege is like having sixty five speech in birth. You just have sixty five speech and you're like, oh, this is better than I thought. Like, you come out here, you come out the fucking canal with sixty five speech and they're like, oh,

here, here's a discount. I definitely didn't have sixty five. Don't worry about this. The whole scenario was great. It's just yeah, broke in, the fact that he broke in. The guy didn't fight back at all. He didn't. There's no way someone breaking in my house. We're not not fighting. We're not about to dedicate another episode to you for you. We're not about to do that. We already had another man. We should Well, nothing I was gonna say, though, to be fair,

nothing really happened this week. You know, we have a Barbie came out. I guess nothing happened. The government did confirm the existence of aliens, which I guess is fucking something not confirmed. Someone went and testified on the sand aliens. That doesn't confirm anything. They could be lying. I don't really know, but they could be lying. Someone could be lying. Here's my thing, Wait, what are you gonna say, Chris Well, I was gonna say, I don't don't give it lying like I don't. I

really don't care. No, no, not at all, Like, and it upsets me that I don't, because, like I feel like this would have been exciting at some point, but it's no longer that point where I'm looking. I'm looking at like, if there is government uh, if there's like an official government testimony on record under the court under oath that all this stuff is real, that does lean towards it being true, because like,

lying about that shit is really under oath. It's one thing to lie about on the podcast, right, but lying about it under oath is fucking next level stupid. Not really, it's really not. It's literally I don't know what. Yes, you're lying under oath. But people lyne the oath on politibolically all the time. I understand, but I understand, but those are savvy people. Those are savvy people are not people they are why they get

away with it. Here's here's the thing. If it here's it doesn't do anything for me, Like, what the fuck does Oh, there's a UFO that we found or whatever, and it and it and it moves quick and it's fucking clearly non human in origin. It's like, what the It's like, that's cool. What does it do for me? Well, it confirms that there are species of aliens. There's extra strical light that is actually relatively close, which I think is a big fucking deal. I think that's I

don't. I mean, as somebody who absolutely loves sci fi, that's like the fucking dream. Yeah, it's like, that's like, people, finally we get to try some alien pussy like that, relatively relatively your choice, your choice of focus. That's so you have a gigantic focus in a minute way. That's actually everyone. Everyone wants aliens. Bro see look at let me let me break this down for you real quick. So people are always attracted to the you know, the thing they're not used to do. They

grow up around certain types of people, certain ethnicities or whatever. They're all, yeah, they're attractive, but then they get used to them. Then they kind of just peek over into the corners to see this this type of figure they've never really seen before, and it's intriguing. It's like Wow, this person looks wow, like interesting whatever. So then you've seen an alien that's maybe somewhat humanoid. You can actually intelligently tell that they have a pussy

or something. Then all of a sudden, you're like, that's awesome. I need to know. I need to test drive this fucking this M five, fucking BMW or whatever the fuck. I don't I'm not really in a car, so I don't know, but I'm just saying, you got this the levels the highest level of pussy, because you know, it's a they're advanced enough to come here because we don't know where they came from sore, they have this awesome interstellar travel, so they probably have next level pussy as

well, so naturally I need to try the next level pussy. I mean, you're acting like I'm fucking I'm alone here, but you're not alone because a lot of people all they think about is pussy, and it's really sad for me. There's there's so much more that needs that that can go on, right, there's so much technology. No, not bussy. I'm not trying to fuck them, not yet. Fucking them will happen? Now? Will I have to happen? I feel like it's the first thing you do,

and then they share. The secret will have to happen after. We will have to happen, You'll have to I just wonder if we'll be able to tell what it is we're staring at, Like, say, you see an alien, are you gonna be able to like know what you're looking at? Like, oh, I can tell that it has feet, and it's gonna look it's gonna it's gonna look like a holographic baseball card or something where it's like it's it's like you can't quite it's it's it's it's never exactly one

or the other. It's like, oh, I don't know. I don't know that things like us can exist, So maybe they might be sort similar to us. That's why I'm out of sci fi. Things look sort of here, things that sort of shaped like us exist here. Here's here's the

thing about our circumstances. Here's here's here's here's the thing right where it's like, this is all whatever, it's it's interesting, doesn't do shit for me unless I can actually see the things they're talking about or interact with the things that they're talking about in any given because otherwise this might as well just be fucking fiction anyway, because it's just people talking about shit that has no bearing on my life. They did talk about it like there's just one tystamony.

Christians go crazy, that's the thing. No, won't. It's fine, they'll they'll adopt it very easily, like they have constantly. It's the same reason why they're like, yeah, being gay is a fucking sin, and then they're getting head in the fucking uh you know, the congressional bathroom or whatever the fuck. It's like they find ways to get away with all that

shit. Also, by the way, like I think a reason why none of this is surprising to me is because like anybody who wasn't fucking retarded understands that aliens are real. Like I think I think it's like, yeah, like you, like you would have to be, like you would have to be a fucking moron sincerely to not understand that aliens are absolutely probably real, you know what I mean, Like it's it seems inconci like the scale of

the universe and everything. It's like you're fucking but see the you see That's the thing. I think everybody can, I would say, uh, come to a consensus that most likely, it's a probability that they exist. But the thing is, what is what is incredible is if there are multiple aircraft and if they friend aliens here. That's the thing that's like that well they're they're here. There, that that they're potentially here is a bigger deal.

But until I see that, I just I can't get like because they said that. They said, like one of the testimonies was like, oh, we found biologics, I think is what they refer to it as specifically, like which is like biological biological remains or whatever. It's like, all right, show me that fucking show me though that body or whatever, then I'll

be like excited. Also if those bodies look like the fucking Little Green Men, dude, if those body grays, if those bodies actually look like grays, and that means that there has been like probably like a hundred year long gaslighting campaign against like people who have genuinely seen them, and everybody's been just like laughing the fuck these people and taking the space and sodomized and like that, and they thumbed down and they're telling their stories and they're like you're lying,

and it's like I'm not lying. That's what I'm so much more interested in. It's like, what do these fucking because if they don't look like grays, then it's then it's a little bit less interesting actually, Like it's because because that means it's just sort of like a new thing that like we just sort of you know what I mean. It's that's that's that's inherently more interesting, but less less of a story for that angle you're going for.

Your story would just have less of an angle, but it would still be Crazy's like, well, it just means that every single it just means that every single alien interaction before this was still lie, you know what I mean,

maybe very well might not be a lie. If they're not grazed, then it doesn't because they all describe them that way, but like the single one of them after a certain point, right after after what I understand, I understand, But but early on, early on, they're all described that way, and then like I'm sure that leans into like you know, people

faking it for cloud or whatever later on and using that description. I'm sure right, But like if those early examples with no reason to make up that specific description are shown to like if that's not what they look like that. I don't know, I'd be disappointed. I'd be a little b disappointed that because that might disorder like aliens. Look, man, I've seen some weird

shit. I've seen some weird stuff. But the thing is, I feel like the whole hiding aliens because one one thing that I've heard, which is somewhat plausible, is the reason they would hide it is for the technology, specifically for weapons. The thing is and and this here's the thing. All that shit always gets out. There's spies everywhere. So I still don't think

that's really good enough. Thing. It's kind of like we're talking about up and highs and stuff, because here's the thing, Like, all that stuff's top secret until it's not very soon after because then espionage and all this shit happens. People sell stuff, get money, then everybody has the plans and they make better shit. So the uh so my point being that, oh, they're hiding things for the technology for the weaponry, I'm like, yeah,

but not like, here's the thing. Out of all the people that work with aliens, who that would work with aliens, you don't think one of these motherfuckers would slip a picture and send it home to their homies or their fucking wires or something, and that shit would spread like wildfire. I've heard. But see, here's the thing there there is you know what did they say? The only person that keep his secret is like, what is it? What is it? Like? Yeah? Some shit like that.

Even that's the people there every pole. We are learning things about stale who have been dead for like fucking ages because you find you find like some journal that they wrote that never yea, yeah yeah. Imagine being a fun idiot and having a journal where you write secrets. Imagine writing your fucking secrets. Did you imagine that? Could you imagine? Like? I think there is millions upon millions of people in this country alone that that do that shit.

First I have, I have because I have Definitely, you can't think of it if you can't say something like imagine you find out something that is fundamentally changing the way, Like imagine you find out no joke, no cap no no if Anzel butts magic from like a skyrom level like high magic is real. But you cannot tell anyone that. I would have to write it down somewhere. I would have to get that out of my head onto something, because it would drive me insane thinking about it. Well, I guess that

to be fair, also have to do I have to. I have to what I saw some guy get resurrect did like on some fucking believe us if you saw someone get resurrected. If I saw some I saw some wow or something, got to go up to him and just backup. You know, it's funny about that. What's really funny about that prospect about like, oh, you see a resurrection happen, and then like Jesus suddenly becomes plausible.

It's like it's simultaneously makes Jesus more plausible and more believable, but less important because it's because it's because no, because Jesus self rest, that's a different kind of magic. That's more impressive right there. It's different. It's kind of like, holy shit, did he cast did he cast death ward on himself so he knew he was gonna die? Then he would come back a

few days later. This is crazy, but that's but that's like shit that you can't, like, you know, a regular person like we all like make jokes like I wouldn't dislike that, but a regular person you can't get information like that and be fine. Your brain is gonna start one, you're

gonna start thinking to get out, I understand. I just mean I was just speaking about them in general, like I mean like as as a general too, like people writing there like deep like not even people in high positions of power where like they're learning some crazy I just mean, like generally, like as an individual, like why are you writing your deepest, dark and secrets down in a fucking I have three journals and I filled them all with fake shit, and it's all fake, like all that fake shit way like

everybody everybody's Oh, it's absolutely insane. I want nobody to understand. I want nobody to know what my life is except for me. That's all you get. There's gonna be a movie about me, and you're gonna be like that never happened. Why the why the fuck is this here? Why is that there? Why? Why? Why did Kingston kill my dog in this movie? Why? Why did I kill Chris's dog in this movie? That never happened? What the fuck is this? Never? What is what is

this bullshit? You know what I want to do? I wanna I'm gonna write a journal and say all these say all the gay Perry's and stuff was just it was just a cry. It was just a cry for help. Yeah, like I couldn't come out. It's like Eminem and a freaking anchor. There wasn't a movie with a fucking uh oh my god and Express. No, that was the interview interview, Yeah, it was the Interinem was like, I forgot North Korea, the North Korea one. Yeah, I

totally forgot about that movie. Yeah, because I'm a homosexual. I think that's why I wrote that. I was that that scene was really funny because of how serious Eminem's forgot reaction was, Like he was just like, I'm a gay man. Everybody's like, what's going on? He's like, I don't know how you guys didn't see it all the things I was writing, everything I was saying, I was, I'm obviously homosexual man. And I was like, this one funny moment a really not that funny movie. I'm

very upset. Yeah, that movie was like more like the premise was funnier than the actual. Yeah, like how what they actually did with it? Nold Pineapple Express? You know, a Pineapple Express suck too. I didn't like Pineapple Express. I don't mb it was funny as fuck, dude. I of stoner comedies is the thing, like it just doesn't None of that ship works for me. Like Harold the Kumar doesn't work. Funny as the first one was really funny. I thought, No, Patrick Harris as himself

was fucking dope in those movies. I love. They're funny moments in absolute degenerate. Yeah, I like the I don't know, I like them. I also I like I'm immature shit, So I like a lot of those comedies, not all of them, because then they you know, people started doing the Marble thing. Before the Marble thing, it was like, oh, we're just gonna make these now. Yeah, those those guys, those

guys it was Judd Apatow and like one other guy like that. Yeah, like fucking your Highness and stuff like that, where it's like there was Michael Sarah was in two thousand movies. Because of the super Bad they started putting him in a youth and Revolt that June know, like it was all like Juno was a good movie though actually was Actually some of them were written really

well, like some of them were. Some of those movies were written really well, and then a lot of them were just like you know, it was the success of like knocked up and everything that Seth Rogan was in.

It was relatively the same forgetting Sarah Marshall get him to the Greek you know what You're honestly kind of reminds me of It reminds me of the YouTube scene back in like uh twenty seventeen where you would have like for every juno there were like five year highnesses or whatever, you know what I mean, where it's like I feel like you just had like these like not to get too political, but like, you know, I think you understand what I'm saying,

where there were there were just a lot of people who just sort of jumped in with very very little talent to their name, and it sort of like, let's pretend to Beth, let's be Seth Rogan those people, though I'm Seth Rogan is to me is that I feel like there's probably a few video essays that people are like, Yo, this nigga sucks, like people are you know, like you notice because if you go back and watch him

perform in all of his movies, he's the exact same. His jokes usually aren't pretty funny, his voice is extremely annoying, his laugh is incredibly annoying, and it's the stuff going around him, like say, uh, like if you watched Pineapple Express his h his character in that movie. I was like, this guy is just a piece of shit and he's not enjoyable. I'm not enjoying anytime he's on the screen, but like at all. And he's also he was like what the weed dealer or whatever, I don't remember

what he was. He was like a subpoena guy getting on Yeah, and I was like this is I was like, this is this is probably actually Seth Rogan. He's like, I'm gonna do my this was me when I was this age, and I'm just gonna make this a movie and kind of like what that that comedian Chris D'Elia. He's like, Oh, I'm a degenerate. I'm gonna start taking roles of me doing this shit that I do. And this is weird. Bro, Yeah I'm weird. But I'm going off on a tangent right now. It's like, yeah, man, I

can't. I would love to play this pedophile in this in this film? Why not? Like why would you? Why? I'm curious about that, Like why would anybody accept that role? Like I get it, like if you're get. I get people are desperate for like fucking attention and desperate for success, but like, holy shit, have some self respect that it was way too popular to take that role. I'm sure his agents were like, please don't take this, Please don't take this role. You don't need to

take it. It's this is reserved for people are just a step above background actors, like people that are doing background actors. Then they finally started getting some more. That's like, yeahs, if you need to eat, like if you like, if you need if you really need to eat, take this role. But if you need to eat, and if you take this role, you better act. You better do so you better be so good. He would be so good or so bad that people can look past it.

You know, it's crazy. I was when I was doing background acting work. I don't remember if I told you guys, I was on this shitty Fox show called Lie to Me with Tim Roth and Michael B. Jordan's

he was. It's it's crazy to see his origin because he was just like a role that he probably looks back and be like, I can't believe I took this because he's just some dirty nigga that just stole some chicks purse, like he's just we were all walking on the street and stuff, and then he's just smiling at this girl you know, steals the person runs away like an absolutely degenerate and then you look at him now to see like I love seeing that that evolution of seeing him on the Wire. Bro, I remember

watching him in the Wire being a little kid drugged. He gets shot and killed in a bathroom by one of his homies on some grimy dude that shows so fucked up watch. I haven't seen a single episode of the Wire of the Wire. Yeah, I think it's I think it's I think it's one of the best shows ever. But it's it's it's it's hard to watch though. It is a hard especially if you if you're from you're from like the

hood. If you've watching, it's gonna be like this hits way too close to home at some moments, and I really don't, like you want to move to like Baltimore or nothing, you know what. Not Baltimore sucks, dude, Baltimore does, indeed fucking suck. It's crazy Like I was, I was in Baltimore, Like it's not cool. I was in Baltimore, like for a couple of days, like I think two months ago, and I I didn't even know, Like I have never seen a city that was

in and of itself a dilapidated suburb. It like it broke my head trying to like scan what it was. I was like, this does not register, this doesn't compute. This is a new territory. It's like a fog of war opened up. No hyper bowl. I've never heard one person from Baltimore say one nice thing about Baltimore, and that's kind of fucked up, because you know, even people that come from like fucked up areas, they usually have something nice to say that. I will think about DC everything from

DCS like you fu DC, DC. That is the worst. Really, it's the worst place in the country. I think DC is probably the worst place to live in America. DC. DC is super weird because, like the city around the White House is just fake. It's like some North Korean

fucking like set up for like you will. You will literally walk by buildings on street level and you know, having like New York or like even in fucking Los Angeles, you go by the bottom floor of buildings and they'll be like you know, it'll be like a tall building, but there will be like a I don't know, like a CVS at the bottom, or like there would be like a parent thing where you could go in and it's like apartments or like you know this store, that store, this restaurant, that

restaurant in Washington, DC. The bottoms of those buildings don't have any signage, they don't have any entrance. As far as I saw, it's fucking fake. I was. I remember walking like ten minutes, oh like around the White House trying to find someplace to eat, and the places that were to eat were inside the center. Like you had to go underground to the middle of a courtyard in those buildings to get to the storefronts. It was fucking baffling. I was like, this is a wrong place, dude.

DC people the president who got inaugurated, and my grandma said, some guy got shot up two blocks away. DC is horrible. Like the president got inaugurated. Everybody who's watching for the president. And then all of the villains were like, yes, the cops are watching the monkey get in office. We can go thrive and they went and just fucking just louting, and I'm just people getting shot and robbed right like four blocks away from like Virginia Avenue,

that's what it's. Virginia Avenue is what it's called. Or is it Pennsylvania Avenue, Pensylia Avenue. People are getting shot and it was just like, I hate that I went there. I went there for like two weeks hang out. One of my cousins. My cousin came back three a k to say they got jumped, and I was like, where are you going? So I'm going to different parts and they're jumping me at different parts and place is condemned. They need to shut it down. It they need to

move the White House. I don't know, fucking New York City. I was thinking about that. I'm like, what West? Can we really West Virginia? Can we can? We? Can we switch this up? Now? It's not Virginia. It's not it's been. I think it's been. Uh, isn't it West? Isn't DC in West Virginia? D Season DC DC is its own thing, d D Season DC, but it's in it's surrounded by Virginia State. It's like, it's sound Vatican no, but it's

not what it is. That's no, I listen, it is it is within a state, but it is not, you are right, straight up? Its straight up like the Vatican. Yeah, yeah, but I don't remember. But it's like on the border. It's on the border of like I think, is is it the border of West Virginia. I don't know. I haven't looked it up in a long time, but I was pretty sure. Just I could be wrong, you might be right. I don't know. I don't give a shit. I don't think about DC ever,

who never, never, ever. I don't care about the Capitol or anything. I don't care about it. There's nothing for me. Nobody gives a ship on the Capitol. Wait, why why did I do this? That's why I got rated and nothing happened. That's why. Well, I mean there's other reasons for that too. But there's the most embarrassing moment in America. And I think that people don't talk. We're not talking about it.

I mean, I feel like slavery is probably a bigger one. But like, yeah, I guess, I guess modern modern modern modern, Yeah, post slavery, post lavery. I mean, what is it modern? We're only three years old. There's still modern relative, but yeah, yeah, there's lads, modern relative, but like, oh, what the hell, it's right by Maryland on the side it is. It is right like say it is the northeast U of Virginia. It is almost in West Virginia because

there's that little point. But I've always I've always liked to believe that it was in like properly in West Virginia. But no, that is Maryland. It's like a weird it's had a weird's to the least, it's had a weird nexus point kind of almost. Yeah, like there's like that's that's strange that that is. I feel like I feel like I've been like to bro, it's a really stupid placement. That was me When I thought New Zealand was like by Greenland or something. I was like, you learned shit too

late. But this one, I mean, this one's a little embarrassing for me. I'm like what I was always it doesn't matter, but you were close enough. You were close enough. I've misplaced. I misplaced New Zealand by like thousands of miles, so like you by a very large sum by a very large Martin just because some adult told me when I was seven where it was, and I never I didn't think he would lie, because why

would he or maybe he was just stupid. You know, there's like a few there's like tens of thousands of people actually live in Greenland because they're just fucking stupid. Yeah, found the one they found the one part. Yeah, and then they eventually turned all green. They found the one part, the one part that is habitable, and they're like, I guess we'll just

live here. That's like fucking Canadians. To me, that's that's like like when I look at Canadians, I think I think of that where I'm like, why are you fuck Like, I think most of them, most of most of the people in Canada, or like a majority of them live at a point in Canada that below the highest point in the United States, which is insane. That's that's fucking ridiculous. Most of your continent, most of your entire fucking plot of land is fucking useless. We looked out on it.

I feel that way about I feel that way kind of about Russia too, where it's just it's most of Russia useless. It's such a massive lot of Russia, and it's just that their populations in the size where they should be, because a country that big should have a much bigger population than it does. But it doesn't because most of it people can't live there. It's

like the ones that live there are ride bears, you know. That's so that's that's crazy too, because there there's places in Russia that are habitable and then they chernobyl them, so then they become inhabitable and then it like it is purpose but yeah, no, but I mean Chernobyl is what Chernobyl does? You know? Like it's too late anyway? What else? What else? Uh? You guys? Jesse Ben Shapiro burning a trash can full of Barbie Barbie dolls for his uh, for his Yeah, but I watched those

all were his, but those all were his? Actually yeah that I was like, get rid of him now. He was like, all right, I finally I finally have a reason. I finally have a reason to sacrifice my friends, the only women who have ever loved me burn him in a trash can on a pyre outside. I don't know, man, it's fucking uh. I saw Barbie. It was fine. It was it was a fun movie. It was it was a very I laughed more than I thought I would. But it's like, you know, it's it's a fun little

movie, Like, I don't think there's anything particularly egregious about it. I think, uh, it's a little embarrassing for like a forty year old man to burn a trash can full of Barbies. But I mean that's just that's that's that's me, you know, that's my perspective. Is that not the' is that I saw a meme just a little while ago of all the people that were upset the opinionated people about Barbie. Yeah, old as white neck beard dudes with the you know, with the maga hats and shit, blah

blah blah blah blah. Yeah, But I did. I do, really, I really do think like this when I when I look when I peek into the culture war, because I've completely tapped out, but when I peek into it, I really do step back and think, how could you even how could you even force yourself to care about this? Like I'm crazy? I am. I was. I was intrigued by the barbe Heimer memes, so I thought they were kind of cute, But I just I don't and for no no reason, I just don't have any desire to see Barbie.

Maybe I'll see it on the streaming service when it comes out, because I just have no desire to go to theater and see it. I'm good. But even if the movie was like fuck men or something like it opens the movie that it opens up and then Margot Robbie says I fucking hate men, especially white men, and then the movie starts, and like I would still be like, all right, it's a fucking Barbie movie. Still, what

is it? Like? What what do you It's not like it's fucking so they're acting like it's like it's not fucking totally recall, it's not like it's it's not it's not fucking like Rambo like it's it's clear like being upset that the Barbie movie, Like how did you not expect that the Barbie movie is going to have some feminist messaging in it? Like that's just a dead that's

just an obvious Like what else could it possibly be? Do you think the Barbie movie is going to sit there and be like women know your place? Like where what world do you think you're fucking living in? It's you're going into a movie with like preconceived understandings of of what you want it to be, without even understanding like why it can't it can't be that you cannot go

to him. That's like going to a fucking Martin Luther King documentary, being like, I can't believe they brought race into this like they made it's like, it's fucking it is. It is a it is a toy that is specifically just it is literally just a female object. Of course, of course, of course it's going to be like it's going to have some of that messaging in it. For what it's worth, I thought it was fucking hilarious.

Like there's moments in that movie that are like and I'm like, I'm surprised that this is as funny as it is, but yeah, I'm sure it's a fine movie. Man, Like I like, I started to appreciate Ryan Gossling after the fact I didn't really care dude back in the day. This might be the best I've ever seen him. I've heard he is him. Yeah, he like kind of steals it and in so, which is why it's so funny that like people are getting upset that like it's like a

man hate him. Ryan Gosling really fucking steals this movie in a lot of ways because he's just so fucking He's perfect in this in it. Ah, Yeah, I don't know if i'd see it again in theaters, I'd probably I would catch it on streaming though, again, like because it was it was a fun movie to watch that. They were like, really, it's shot really creatively. There's like a lot of cool sets and like a lot of visual gags that I enjoyed. There's some lines in there that fucking surprised

me. I just wasn't expecting to hear anything like that. A couple of hard rs. Yeah, a couple of hard ours. Uh Barbarie uses the f slur, which I thought was weird, but it's I still I still want to see I haven't seen Oppenheimer yet, but I want to. I've

heard that's fucking crazy, but I definitely want to see it. I've been watching a bunch of Oppenheimer and bullshit that The Algorithm is just you know, I just started slipping it in, Dude, My algorithm is my everyone them is just metal gear solid stuff now because I've just been listening, I've just been listening to like a lot of like analysis analysis, but like, yeah, the Oppenheimer stuff is is pretty, it's pretty. It's fascinating right now.

Yeah, it's it's fast, it's fascinating shit, and it really is. Uh it really, it really is. I always I always want to like the one thing that always fascinates me is how chill the Japanese people are about, like, yeah, that that happened. They swung first, bro, I'm swung first. They know the people that got bomb didn't do any swinging. Should should we have bomb? Tokyo? No? There should know? Like here's even came from Oppenheimer said, you know after the fact that

this is all hindsight. I guess, but he's like, I'm pretty sure a bomb significantly smaller would have gotten the surrender. No, yeah, that's true. Even even freaking what's his name Truman was Truman? He was just like, what the fuck? I didn't I didn't he say he was. He cried about it. He did a dress afterwards. It was like, I didn't know that it was that, And they were like, we need a bomb, right, we need a bomb? Was like, yo,

use this. I thought he was gonna I thought it was gonna be like a big pile of smoke that made like a big scary face in the sky and said boom. I didn't I didn't know it was gonna burn people shadows. We were saving that blacks. It's like what can you can you imagine the reality where Truman genuinely just didn't know what the atomic bomb was. Like he like he just didn't know. He didn't know you every meeting he just zoned out. It was yeah, like he was like on his he was

playing Angry Birds or something and he was just like not paying attention. Yeah, and he didn't know the scope. He didn't. He didn't. He didn't know it was going to be what it was. He thought it was gonna be like those Ludi tunes guns where like you shoot it and then the flag comes out and it says bang, Yeah, it's gonna scare the scare of the Emperor. Yeah, and it's it's but but instead of bang,

the flag is it's like a big it's like a big pod. It drills into the ground, a big pole comes out, and the flag comes out and it says, next time this is gonna be like a big explosion, So surrender. The fact that that is crazy, the fact that he the fact that Oppenheimer was like they were like, hey, we need you to build a bomb. He was like, I'll do it. Just out of

like a rival thing with some dude other dude. He was like, I'm your rival almost to build the momb first, and then it was actually rivaling with with fucking uh uh amcat. Wait was the AMC did was movie what do you? Wait? What do you? Oh? Yeah AMC? Yeah yeah, so so so so Walter White was tasked to build the bomb for the Knots. Oh my god, and like Hitler was like, can you get it? Hitler was basically Gus, right, he was basically he was

Gus. And then because there was actually people that were more powerful than Guss like that, like the Mexican Cartel and stuff like blah blah blah blah. Us he's running the ship, but there's still he can also be you know, like Valkyrie and all this shit that happened. So yeah, he tasked Heisenberg and he's like, hey, I need you to cook piles of meth and we're gonna get all the Americans hooked on meth and then they'll surrender. Oh my god, it's like it's opium. Was like he was like,

wait, how about we just build a bomb? And Hitler was like, I really like the meth idea, but fine, yeah, really that's kind of how it started. I'm really curious about it because I know very very little about I know. I mean, I know enough about I've been having to know like what he did and whatever and all that stuff, but like I don't know the ins an ouncement. I actually don't know like what that story really is. So I'm actually like, I'm really keen to see it.

It's interesting interesting. I'm I'm very interested to see how they tell it, how Christopher Nolan tells it, because he's fucking insane and everything he does he makes shit weird. So I'm wondering if he's gonna do some really weird shit because I know enough of like how it really went down and kind of the ins and outs of a lot of the chemistry and ship just because it was it was super fascinating. I just finished watching Breaking Bad again, so

of course the chemistry is really on my mind right now. It's chemistry, but yeah, I feel, you well know, when you're well, there's obviously like when you're talking about the chemistry of the you know, the elements, it's science, it's physics, but like obviously it's you know, we're talking about when I'm I'm talking about the chemistry aspect, like the actual elements

that they were using. I was very fascinated with what they did, which woods was more dense, which cause, which was more kilograms versus like that, learning all the stuff, what was used in the hydrogen bomb, what was used in fucking that zar like that, like all that kind of stuff, like just so it was just like, I've been really fascinated with that.

But yeah, it physics to figure the shit out. But there's apparently there's apparently a sex scene in the movie where he says verbade him, I'm about to pop that Oppenheimen and and then he and then he comes I've never heard I've never heard something worse in my life. That's actually one of the most wild. That is one of the worst things, that I'm about to pop that Ompenheimen. Someone someone slaughtered me. Someone someone killed me. The

only the only thing I uh this weekend or whatever day. It was the only thing I thought of because I hadn't seen Oppenheimer, and I'm like, the only thing because my immature ask could think of, is how do I say something? How do I tweet something that has to do with Oppenheimer having sex with Einstein. That was the only thing I think of. And then,

of course I think I erased the tweet three times too. I put something out very subtly and people were very responsive to it, and every single tweet because I said that the sex scene when I'm just a little bit too long, but everyone just vehemently disagreed with me. They're like it was just

the right amount or they needed more. And here's the thing. If you think Christopher Nolan, I would absolutely have all of the scientists, all the hundreds of people on to have a massive word you once they completed their task, would and then and then the movie you would and Openheimer would returned to the camerady and he says, I am be, I am be calm, I am calm, God, Calm God, fucking destroyer of assunt destroyer before they delivered the bombs up and Heeimer was like, wait, wait, and

he fucking reached in his pocket, pulled out a fucking puddle of comb and smeared it on the bomb. Pulled that a puddle from his pocket, he pulled on him. He was he's holding like a plate because it's it's a flat. He pours it on there. You're like Yo, what else did he learn when he was making that bomb? Bro? He learned a lot.

He learned a lot about He learned about the cast. He learned about the cascade effect and dams, and then he learned about and then he learned how to make comb be in a puddle at any four we can keep coming at any state in a puddle. This cast is so weirdly stacked. It was an amazing cast. Fucking Nolan, he's the people. I mean, it's get to the point where people want to work with Nolan because he's I

always feel like these fucking thesbian types. All you want to do is work with people who are perceived to be insane, like like they're they're they're just like, oh, a non linear story, a weird shit now, Like, uh, like, Nolan's been doing some stuff a little bit here and there. I don't think he's too crazy, but I feel like that's kind

of don't think Nolan makes movies that makes sense. Man, Like, after after sitting through Inception, after sitting through Inception and sitting through Tenant, I'm just like, you don't make this. Movies don't make sense like Tenant ten It's weird. Inception is fine. Inceptions a fine movie, such as a fine movie. But the problem with inception is that it's just like you,

it's reads a little too hard into itself. And then Tenant is that idea at times five, whereas it's like this movie, this movie should be watching itself. Tenant, I, Tenant, I couldn't get into I don't know what it was specific it was so stupid. I specifically remember the audio mixing, bothering the hell out of me, like I remember specifically it was. It was fantastic though, because that was based off a book. That's why it was a good movie. Tenna Seller was good, and well so is

this one. This one's this one's based off a book as well, obviously Openheim. Yeah, at least the real world too, right, right, But it's literally it's like it's like source from like a specific book. Army hammers, army army hammer Yeah, happy Himie, what the fuck? I can't even such a good choice that made the guy that plays Enheimer Armenheimer. The guy that plays Oppenheimer is such a good choice. Killian Murphy's looks like

such a psychopath. That's why he does look scared. He's a crazy person. He's a I mean, he's he's he. I mean, I guess that's why he got a scarecrow right, supposed to be some like weirdo. He's like, have you watched Peaky Blinders? Is it Peaky Blinders or is it he's in? He's in Peaky Blinders. My motherfucker's a psycho and that show. Dude, I'm like, yo, this guy is great. I've been seeing a lot of clips of that on Instagram because of the Barbie movie.

They're saying like, oh when you when your watch uh, they're splicing stuff. People are getting creative right now. He's fucking he's Scarecrow to me. So no matter what, I feel like, it's gonna be hard for me to watch up and higher just a little bit because I'm gonna keep content in my head. I'm gonna keep making Scarecrow references and just thinking about Batman just infiltrating dumb. Nope, You're not gonna bomb the Scarecrow. These are

good people. I like, uh, I like, you know, the Barbeheimer stuff reminds me of It reminds me a little bit of when the pandemic was happening, and uh uh, what is it? It was like Doom and Animal Crossing came out at the same time. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a very similar good one. That was a good one. Oh sweet, he's getting into cardiac arrest. I expected that. I expected this definitely within the next five years, but not right now.

You got you got the fucking did you? You got the JAB and now you have mile card Is. I just saw a still image from the Grudge that is so fucking stupid. Why did you see us? What are you? What are you doing? I was looking through through it for a second. I saw the Grudge. I'm just like, this motherfucker, this motherfucker, no wonder He's like browsing, stone faced and silent, and then he just like browses Twitter while he's like not fucking I was just I just

looked through it. Things almost let me. I was like, this can't be that important. I looked through it as the most It's it's so wildly racist that I can't even show it to you. Guys. I'm glad you. I'm glad you brought it up in Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad you brought it up. Really glad. This this is like, this is the most useless twenty seconds that has ever been reported. It's just it's just fluff, dude, It's more fluff, man. You you're an absolute son

of a bitch. So X Uh, I'm sorry, Twitter, I'm sorry, x X, I'm sorry. I don't know what to call it right now. X. Why is he doing with Twitter? Why is he doing this from underground? What is NIA? What is the purpose? Do you know? What's the there? There's there's a real purpose. And it's stupid. It's stupider. It's stupider than I actually thought it was. Okay, it is and I say this with no uh in seriousness. It's it's one ego, that's all it is. So back in the day and this I

actually was misinformed. I thought uh, and I thought wrongly because Elon must misled a lot of people. Uh that X dot com was like used to be PayPal. There's what PayPal we used and PayPal is what PayPal is now. What happened was there was these two companies that were going to merge Elon's company, X dot Com and UH and the whatever whoever owned PayPal, and

basically Elon wanted to revolutionize banking and online banking and all this shit. All of his ideas and everything it came with was absolute dogshit it and not only that, the X dot com tested absolutely poorly obvious fucking lee, I mean fucking when the movie X Men came out in nineteen ninety six or whenever the fuck that was was ninety nine nine or something, I don't remember what you

sometimes like or two thousand. Yeah, like fucking everyone that was thirty years and above thought it was a porn movie or something, because it just X is just is just synonymous with sex nowadays, even if it's the only one, even if it's only one X, it's just that's what X men. Yeah, some pegn thing X means. Yeah, it's I would say it's kind of like I rated X. I would say it's less so. I

would say it's less so now. But like in that period in time, like late nineties or like nineties in general, early two thousands, absolutely X had that connotation. It was like, that's that's why X videos is a fucking website and why X x X and x X or whatever. It was like that side more too, there's like a million other ones. There's probably one two I imagine it's probably one, but it probably is one. It

probably a check real quick. Let's see. I know Red Tube. I know Red Tube is one, but like back in the day, but Red Tubes started falling off. Man, it just goes no, it's just it just goes to x videos. Oh oh so they just bought it. Okay, so they videos. That's okay, fair enough, okay, Oh back to elon. I like the fact that porn websites have other porn websites porn on there. You can go on YouTube to watch X videos videos. It's like, no, you can go on porn hub to watch x tube videos.

It's like, what is wrong with this? You just go to the other one to watch it. It's like, I want to watch it. Stealing everybody's shit. Man, everyone just starts stealing everybody ship. And it's not as the copyright system isn't as good on porn slides obviously. It's crazy. These poor people they go, they put themselves through the ringer. These girls take things in their bodies that they should not put in their bodies, and in my bitch ass will watch it for free on some fucking streaming yeah

tube it or something. It's just like, god, damn, poor girl when I'm clean up. It's like, man, I feel sorry for you. Take sock off that wall. Take this sock. Was never it gets wall. I was never a sock person. Man. I was just like, what's wrong with tissue? I don't get it like that. I like socks are so hot. Socks are such a commodity because they go missing at

such a vapid rate that using a sock seems barbarous. Rapid rapid. Its just it's like it's good, perfectly good clean X or tissue or whatnot. And I'm like this because it gives you some cushion, it gives you a

little bit of static, and then there's no clean. I feel like the the the the the fabric is unless it's probably like a silk dress sock maybe would feel okay, like but as far as a regular solock, I can't imagine that getting any Just walk into your whole house like you're like, hey, he's gonna borrow a pair of socks, Like yeah, sure, he has one silk dress sock to the side. That's I mean, I guess if you put something, you get a silk dress sock, you put a

little bit of lotion in it. Maybe this is heinous. I mean, you gotta you gotta make using it's like using it's like using steel wool. At a certain point, it's like stop, just don't like leave it at That's a barbarian, right, Bro? I remember, I remember I heard I overheard somebody I ever heard a similar conversation once and somebody was like, yeah, I just I don't know what everybody's talking about using socks and shit. I just come on my face and then cry to wash it off.

And it blew my fucking mind that that was even a thought that someone had. That's a bar that's a monster. Imagine crying. Imagine crying enough to wash your face to get come off. It's kind of that's more impressive than disturbing. Some more alarming, Like, bro, you gotta go you how much water do you drink? How sad? Are you? Out of tears? Pretty quickly I got like maybe like like I got like maybe like like

five minutes of consistent tears where I'm out of tears. I have like eight I have like eight tiers max on any given day, Like I can't afford it. I can't afford to waste them. They don't even they don't even got to keeping my eyes fucking you know, liquified or liquidated or anything. It's like it's it's like I have dry eyes the whole day. I'm not I'm not sparing him. I'm not sparing him for nobody. Wow, all right, let's say let's gett's we didn't we didn't finish. I want to

I want to keep. I want to finish talking shit about be Exelon Zusk because I don't. So, yeah, Zelon Zusk when we fucking uh yes. So his X dot com thing completely failed, and obviously he's obsessed with X, his son's X and everything that he's associated with the X. Yeah, Tesla X and space X. He's a fucking freak. And so now that finally he bought Twitter even though he didn't want to, and so now he's just doing his own little he's trying to do what Vince McMahon. Vince

McMahon. He he failed with the XFL and he tried to do XFL again, but then the pandemic hit, so we failed again, which was hilarious. But it seems like Elon is just trying to with egotistically revive X stock call. He just wants this X thing to work because it's his thing. And back then he got fucking spank so hard. People were like, you're gay, your your stuff, it doesn't make any sense. It's tested terribly.

Nothing that you brought to the table just it didn't work. But then luckily his share was still worth millions, like over one hundred million with what he had would he owned so when PayPal took off, so he still cashed out people pointing you're gay. It's so powerful, sounds like one voice, and it's like a one booming voice. You're gay. It physically hurts you. That's how many people say it to you that once you're like, oh,

I felt that. Imagine how stupid you'd have to be to take an extremely recognizable brand like Twitter and just throw it away when it's not like it's not like say, you know when content creators sometimes sell their channels and then obviously that's just useless because if somebody else is gonna use it, it's not gonna work. But it's Twitter. It is a brand, it is not

a person, So you keep the Twitter. And the way that people even speak tweeting is now is on the level as saying googling something as a verb like you don't say people sucking search, they say Google, and just like tweet. A lot of times when they're even talking about posting something, they'll just say tweet, even if they're talking about fucking Facebook, just because it's just so dude. The most head yeah literally like them. Famous type of

image that goes viral on every website is a screenshot of a tweet. I can attest to that literally because that that Grandma Resin tweet is like, that is the most popular thing I've ever created, like by a by a wide margin. Stop at what did the stop at? But I don't know, do you remember? Well, I don't know, but I keep I keep seeing it, and every time I see a new instance of it, it's got like millions. So it's like it's it's easily like if it's not a

hundred million yet total, it's close. And it's like, what was your most popular what was your most popular tweet? Tweet? Yeah? Ah man, shit, uh so I don't know one h there's two of them. That one of them was it was just me. It wasn't even authentic. I shared people a Facebook event. They did a Facebook event where everybody was

doing the spirit bomb. Look do you. I I know if you guys remembering, Yeah, these absolute weeds that made a Facebook event like we're gonna show up at this one place and we're all gonna scream like autistic people, like the highest level of autism, and they were just holding their hands up

in the air and doing the spirit bomb. And I just shared this with Twitter because I was like, more people need to see this, and that ship went like insanely viral, but like I didn't feel because it was just me sharing something that already existed, so it didn't feel like, oh I did this, but that shit went fucking wild because it was the It was

easily this. It was probably humanity's dumbest and greatest moments simultaneously, like just seeing that many people show up and do that, which is like, that's that's funny that Facebook event actually worked, and then also like, look at these fucking assholes. But that ship was also I feel, I feel in retrospect. In retrospect, I didn't like that. Uh uh Jordan Peterson mentioned

me in a video. I forgot who he was talking to, but I did, oh oh okay, I remember now I did this meme of all I did was just do one of those grandfuft auto wasted memes GTA five wasted memes where fucking Jordan Peterson was talking shit to that chick on Channel five or Channel four or whatever. He did an interview and he said something like kind of just you know, owned her, And all I did was just do one of those GTA five owned things. And then that went viral because he

shared it, and then he mentioned it on some fucking guys podcast. Oh Derek Blackman, fucking sure this and it he got dat so many views and he was like, this is why I knew he was such full of shit, because he inflated it to the he he lied so grossly about how big the numbers were about like some viral thing, and I'm like, what the fuck is this guy talking about? But those are some big moments, But

yeah, I can't really remember any other ones for me. Minus one guy has like intrusive thoughts about killing a baby and for some reason it gets like forty five thousand likes and like over like a two million engagement, and I was like, what the what is such a dumb tweet? It's such a stupid tweet. Is there any way you could see your probably not like you're I think you can. There was something used to be able to go on. I don't remember the page anymore though. Yeah, I'll tell your biggest

feet by month. Damn. Yeah, I wish because I would love to see that, because I really don't. I don't know. I know there was even on the website. Yeah, that's the thing, and my old my old account has gone, so I don't know which one's the biggest ones from there. I'm delete my account too. I'm I'm like, I'm like very quickly, like, don't delate, just stop using it. Let's make a different one. It's like less because this one has a freaking age restriction.

I don't even know what I did I post anything that crazy? No, you just say the N word constantly. I think it's probably, but that's like I'm allowed to. It doesn't matter. You're not. You're not allowed. You know you're not. I'm allowed. That's not how age restriction works. You can't have Samuel Jackson down sesame streets saying the N word fifty times just because he's black. It doesn't matter. Yes, he can. He shouldn't be able to say. He should know about that word. They

should know about that word. Too. Oh my god, it's not how any of that works. You know how it doesn't work? Now it should that's how it should work. I almost should know about the N word. Almost a black black man puppet monster word. That guy actually assaulted a friend of ours. That's really horrible, like actually like not like like it was more like it's like a like a like an attack. Don't worry. Wasn't anything like intimate. That's less bad. Oh, gotcha, that's less bad.

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super jarring to me, absolutely was. I didn't watch The Mandalorian, but I could see that being very job actually was even though he's a big Star Wars guy, it's still pretty he's actually he's not. He's not even really

he's not thought he thought he really did it. No. He actually the only reason he even got in it because his wife fucking like like like went to bat because they know was that his name with the curly hair, John Fabrow, Yeah, yeah yeah, and then he basically his wife was like, yo, put him in this, you know, like get him this role kind of a thing because he didn't give a shake. He actually he

makes fun of Star Wars all the time on his podcast. He's like, this is fucking dumb for fucking it, but he doesn't specifically because it pisses people off, you know. Bill Burr, Yeah, yeah, he was

a troll before that became a title to have. He was. He's like a trollable for it be like Toorious Babbuster, right, and the I think they would go in the seller it would be him, Patris O'Neil, Kevin Hart, who else feeling all they would do was just ruthlessly, like like non like a step above what friends do, right, you know, because you talk shit to your homies, but they would kind of take it one step too far. Old Kevin Hart was really really funny man. Yeah,

I'm fucking old Kevin Hart. I missed Patris Oil. He fucking died back in. He was he was He was a different was a different brea. He was just he was a mean guy. He was an ultimate mislogynists. He was like, he's like, what you know, I feel like what the in cells need because it's he's clearly joking, but in an extreme way,

but like there's like maybe five percent of that he actually believes. But he's saying because he knows it's so fucking over the top, and I feel like the in culls would benefit from being it being contained and say, you know, agretate turning it into a commodity and shit. But I'm sorry. I love I love I love I love how toxic he is because it's just funny seeing someone be everything I was told not to be growing up. It's like finding a person that would be like, oh, my grandmother was warning

me about you. You're the person that she was like don't be like it's just funny, dude. He used to be funny when I thought he was, Like when I thought he was patition Neil, when I thought he was basically a patriction Neil, just like, oh, this is just some toxic piece of shit, this being over the top. And then it turns out, oh wait, no, he's actually doing the worship imaginable and I'm like, oh wait, you wait he for real? For he's also a black

man who makes me really upset. Finally was black kind of made me sad. I wanted to sit down for a bit, and we're like, it is a little It was really you know, it was really jarring. Mike Meyers and a Gloriospassard's was really weird, Like that was a weird thing that happened. Was he was he was when they played Hitler. It was like, I wasn't expecting that that was him, Like, fucking you don't remember the intense scene, fucking uh remember that? What's his name? Uh?

What's the main character's name? I can't remember his name? Brad Pitt, p Brad Pitt and they meet into this room and then Brad Pitt, you know, it's all intense has that jarring fucking anxiety music and stuff. Opens the door to Hitler's office and Hitler turns around and he's like yeah, baby, yeah, and then and then fucking you don't remember that, nah happened to not Yeah? I remember that moment. If he is in that movie, he is in that movie. I don't know who he plays. He

plays like some British guy. Like he plays a British dude who's like in the same room as Winston Churchill. How Winston Churchill is like in the far corner of the room. And then the British guy, he's the guy who briefs some oh my god, Assassin's Creed movie Michael Fastbender ondermember him as,

oh my god, that's so crazy Michael Fasten. Word maybe he Michael Fastender on Operation Keino and the and the and the plot to burn down the movie theater whatever, and he's he's the other he's the British guy, and it's like you're Mike Meyers fast and like Churchill's like, light me another cigar, baby, yeah, baby, yeah, it's inglorious. If inglorious Fastards was all Mike Myers like, it was like a like a like a nutty Professor

type movie where like Mike Meyers played everybody. I feel like I would not like that movie probably, of course you wouldn't. Of course like that. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I probably wouldn't like it seeing somebody like, Oh this person, I can't I can't take you seriously, you're from miss Yeah, I'm trying seeing like seeing like comedy actors in anything serious. It's like, shut the fuck up, go make a

joke about something. You can't be a serious actor. You're a comedian that's just broke into the movie about like his his daughter having cancer, him being a loving dad who's daughter having cancer. I'm like, shut the fuck up

and go like go like get your foot caught in the window. Trying Like that's a ridiculous thing to say in a post Breaking Bad world though, because like pretty much everybody on Breaking Band is a comedian, like like, yeah, Bill Burr's in that fucking uh, I mean, fucking Brian Cranston. Literally, yeah, Kevin Hart from Breaking Basta, Who the hell? Who the hell would Kevin Hart play? What if Kevin Hart was Jesse Vine Like season two, Season two, He's just Jesse, like he would have been

a good Jesse. If he would have been a good Jesse, I think if he was just like Kevin Hard, if he was young, you're out of your fucking mind. He's just too he could have done he could have done short we're talking about. He's just like, so is Jesse. Jesse's not Kevin Hart short man, well, but but he's also not. I feel like Kevin Hard is like five four. Jesse's actors like five six, five seven. Let's see. Let's see Kevin Hart is five. Probably Aaron

Paul that sucks. It doesn't even auto complete if you put in eron. It's just Aaron Rodgers, a bunch of errands before Paul. Four. Guy, he's like five eight. I don't think he has five eight. He's five eight, yeah, which is very short on television. So that's people are just like Bryank Cant's cranton Kevin five two. I was actually right. I was actually four. No, every single everything, google it right now. I thought it was five four. No, he's five too, man.

I could tell Hi, man just looking at it. I'm like, I know I'm taller than you intrinsically, I'm sure. Yeah, that's fucking imagine being five two, being five two for real, I know what it looks like. My my friend that moved to France about a decade ago, five two. That was a little slap him around a lot, just because we can. You know, you just shove him around, grandmit and shove him around a real piece of shit. His name is His name is Chris

too. Man, I don't know what's going on with this whole Chris thing. Its genetics, man, there's too many of us. First of all, it's probably totally makes sense. It's so as you name them Chris, it just knows the DNA, you're gonna be short. So if I if I name if a kid, even if it's a girl, but I name them Shack, do you think they'll know? I think they would. I think they know what. They would never they would never be old enough to

get tall because they would probably kill themselves in high school. So that's that's probably is gonna kill yourself. Name Shack is absolutely for a woman. It absolutely is. My name is Shack. You imagine some some some you got some teenage boy being like, man, I'm just so in love with Shack. No, you can't. You fucking can't imagine that she's gonna have no prospects. No one's gonna be interested in there, Pedophile. She's gonna grow

into her name. She's gonna grow into her name. So she's gonna start, she's gonna like, she's gonna look manly. It's gonna be a whole fucking disease. I'm I think I think people. I do think people's names affect how they look like actually, like scientifically speaking, like I think I

think to a to a notable degree. If you just look at I look at Cholos, for example, if you look at the average Cholo that is in East Loos or anywhere in the surrounding areas, the way that they grow up, and the names, the things that they call themselves, the nicknames of stuff, and they carry themselves in a specific way and it's specific light, and then their fucking face changes. It molds to like the you know, like that that fucking mean that that glare that they do a lot,

and shit, it just kind of and it sticks. And then they have a specific walk about them and then it just sticks. It is one hundred percent real everything. Like you're saying that people form theirselves around the ship that they're called and if that's why, like there's the weird thing like, oh your name Simon, Well, the odds are your your parents are stupid nerds, and they're gonna surround you by stupid nerdy shit and you're possibly gonna gravitate

towards that too. So now you're a fucking nerd named Simon. It just like happens. I don't think names. I don't think names. I think names. They do, they do some of the work, but I think it's I think it's just like, of course it's it's not a it's not one hundred scent. It's just stay there is a more like say, there is a likely like if your name is Stacey and Chad like it is there's

it's the same thing. Your parents were dumb asses and they're they're into that, like that culture of the Stacy. That's why they like why you see a lot of those girls that are named Stacy and Brittany and all that shit that are kind of like all the ease, man, I hate I hate I hate the ease. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. All my friends are them too, All my friends and all of their names and an E except for one girl I know that's my friend.

Only one doesn't every other girlmfriend heard their names at least their nicknames where we call them and an E all of them. What about in only bitch niggas? You know any of those? Nah, I wouldn't do that. Don't do something. None of none of my niggas go through that. We all we're all safe. We're all safe, all right. So do you feel like do you feel like you didn't live up to your name since you're fucking king brou I mean, I'm I don't know, like maybe I don't know

you bitch ass niggas. You know me my name, my spelling is after that's those fucking oil machines. They're called Derrick's. And I'm like, hey, ma, what's the deal? Why? Why? Like black parents are resenting crane things that just go into the ground and pumping shit, And I'm like, I feel like Black American parents are resentful and they just name their children things out of hate. I really gets out of like it's out of I hate or something like that. It's like I'm gonna name you an angel's

name so you don't get killed young, or I'm a name. He's son fucking stupid angels don't like him. Yeah, like Ezekiel or some bullshit Michael or yeah, Michael knew why Black rafl. I knew one Black Rafael, and he was such a cunt, of course, such a cunt, and he was like, I hate it, and he did hate his name. He was a cool dude, but he was just like, I can't fucking stand my name. He was really good at making fun of people, and it was just like, damn Raff, such a good name, man,

he can go Raff RAFFA I don't know. I'm like name Ralf is a good name. Uh all right, let's uh yeah he could I go, I go by he him or Nick car he wrote in he says Hello, Christopher Columbus has descended snow Bunny tuskegee airman and schizophrenic domestic abuse victim. I've been watching Chris and Derek since the Anti SWR and the podcast, ever since the three of you started together as a broke college kid, I've I've been unable to dominate until now, And since it's my birthday month, I decided

that I'd finally give you a payment for all of your work. Thank you man, thanks for jumping on. We appreciate Yeah, he says, I wanted to ask what is the best or worst birthday or uh or wait, best or worst birthday or birthday gift you've ever gotten? The podcast continues to do great and that none of you go missing. Thank you. Oh ps, I'll keep it briefly. One essays because Swen said something stupid, I decided not to donate to the two hundred dollars Gears of War package and I

spent it on weed in the nflker and spight. I forgot about that. Yeah, we did offer a two hundred dollar tier. We did offer two We we do offer a two hundred dollar tier for U for exactly I think what was it? Like a couple like I think it was like it was fifteen minute, maybe ten seconds minutes. It was not minute, It was not it was maybe like a minute max of of co Op or Horrid Gears. As soon as the game starts, you have one minute, you have

one minute, you have one minute. You set up the map. Yeah, set up setting up Setting up the map counts to your time. Yeah, absolutely, oh man. Getting to the lobby, Yeah, the lobby, The lobby counts the lobby is game time rats, So you fucking imagine I would love to. We're so transparent about that that I kind of hope we have the opportunity to do it one day. I hope somebody does do it and then we go do it exactly and I want that experience. I

want you fucking shitty. Could you imagine doing That's so disrespectful, dude, Hey man, there's gotta be out of the people that watch, there's gotta be one don't actually do that, don't actually but I just I just think it's funny. I just think the concept is hilarious. But all right, so best worth Birthday, so best of worth Birthday gets I've ever gotten.

This is a difficult question for me because my birthday and Christmas are so close together that like, oftentimes when I think back, it's difficult to remember which one was a birthday and which one was like Christmas, because they're both in

December and they're like maybe like I think twenty days max apart. So I remember the Game Boy Advanced sp was it was a gift that I remember getting specifically that was like this is fucking amazing, this is and I remember that being a distinctly a birthday gift because I remember feeling like, oh, I can play games in the dark, that's amazing. I can't one time. I can tell you, guys, my worst one something that they save a gang gear had for fucking years prior. That's true. Yeah, that battery.

The fucking six fucking batteries, bro, if you wanted six double as if you wanted to play the fact that the fact that anything ever took six double batteries is crazy to me. But one time Lili's aunt got me a gift card to Red Robbins. I was just like, Nina, I don't even eat this. I don't even like Red Robins. I hate that. What is it? What is it with that? Man? What is it

with gift cards to restaurants? You don't give me a card when you just give me money, Like they go and they buy a gift card, and I'm like, look, just give me cash. Yeah, at the very least, give me a debit card one of those loads. No, give me a give me cash. I could buy drugs or blunt wraps if I need to. I don't want fucking gift cards. Give me cash. People have been people have been conditioned to think that giving cash is wrong, and

I agree with you. It's fucking not like I would always prefer cash unless somebody is. I actually, to be honest, I prefer nothing to be To be completely real, I don't I don't like the gift exchange thing because of the expectations. I just don't like it because somedays I don't like people. I don't like asking for I don't like asking for things in general. I'm like a very proud idiot. So i don't like asking for things in

general. But I'd rather just people because because it's like it's it's the unfairness of like you gotta get somebody something back, That's what I'm saying. I don't like it, so I'd rather just not do that. I'd rather just the pressure of because even when people say this, even when people say I don't expect nothing from you in return, and then if years go by and

you actually give them nothing, they will be bothered. They will even if they say that they're fucking lying, because people that like to give gifts also love to receive them. That's just like, it's not like they demanding shit, but they just like the exchange. They like it and I'm just like here to say that some years, some people have bad years, some people are you know, not doing so well. And it's like, yo, can we just like skip all of that shit and just enjoy each other's company.

Let's go fucking do some shit or whatever, and let's not spend hundreds of dollars this year in Christmas or some shit like that. I would just prefer that, so everybody keeps their money. Lily's making fun of me. Now, He's like, you, guys, you always get gifts, you fucking asshole. She's like, literally, right now, take me. You're like, you always get fucking gifts, kicks and piece of shit? You're lying? You do you tell her plug? Or you tell her plug?

I remembering jarred. I remember I remember genuinely being jarred that you were still getting gifts at all, because it's like adults don't get gifts, really, not in the way that you get him. I give, I give, well, we I admit as as for me, because Lily's family loves giving gifts. That is their thing, in particularly her dad, her dad every Christmas. Dad last Christmas got me a got me an eye nine twelfth processor for christ he has got it for me. He was like, what do

you want for Christmas? And I was like, I kind of want this thing, but I can buy it myself, and he's all right, cool, And then Christmas came and he got me that. I was like, that's very expensive. You're you're like the fat has Kickston has white privilege. Yes, yeah, I really don't have white privilege at all. You do. You're living away that you're living, You're you're living a white privilege life. Absolutely. You're in a place, you're you're a you're at home,

you're not paying for it. You get gifts constantly, and you don't like it's you're come on, dude, like bro for a gift. For a gift like an eye nine processor that is probably at least four hundred dollars, I was going to get it myself. I was like, I gotta I gotta madueator. I got a sweater for Christmas two years ago. Hero people. I know zero people that would be able to even think about getting me that shit. Like, okay, fair enough, my wife, baby,

you live in you live in, stupid nigga. You live you a dumb nigga. That's why you don't know good people. You dumb black mass. You can't. You can't can't say that. You can't you can't say that word. Be good. I can't say that word. You can't stop either of you. Try to stop me. You're just getting this conversation. You're getting lighter by the second. Stop stop. I can't, dude, I could not live as I cannot look at always happening. Look in his hands,

and do you stopped playing? I turned my hands and they're the same color. Year. I have appalled that this conversation. I can't right now, I can admit, I can admit this all jokes aside. I am. I am a very very very very very lucky fella. You know I have I have never I've been I've been very poor, but I've always had people that have looked out for me in my poorness. And then before that, I lived in like a very decent lifestyle, so I never have had

to struggle like a lot of other people have. And I very much so admit that, and I acknowledge that I never deny the fact that I grew up with a grandmother was a doctor, Like I'm very open about that being a truth. But I'm still but I still unfortunately was a nigga. You know it is, I will say, I will say in your in your

defense, it is luck. I will say that it's very like. It's not like because I know some people who go out of their way to make sure they they they're around people that they can leach off of, Like you know what I'm saying, Like, there's people that like my friend, the one that actually moved to France, he was that type of guy. At first. He would be positioning himself to where he can get like free shit girls that he dated. One girl, you know, she was a stripper.

I made a boatloads of money, so then she would just shower him with money and shit like That's how he would position himself. And me, I'm just like that nice and my fucked up car all smoking and shit, like your car has square wheels. Lily's calling me white right now. He's literally calling me. She's called me. She's say you're white, you have a lisp, You're white, stupid, you're straight up cracker. My guy, that's hilarious. That's you need to put some ear muffs on her.

I'm gonna go out and I'm a beatter like I'm a white man. He yo, go go reach into that dresser right there and go pull out a wife beater. Right now, let's go, Yeah, just pretend to be pretend, just just pretend you're a lesbian so you can go out and beat exactly there you go. So the statistics are like, bro, I really can't believe that. That honestly blows myth about that. Now it's forty five,

like let me, I could I could be it's over. Forty is bad, by the way, like regardless because they're womenywhere, because they're women. That's why there. Yeah, and let's be real, it's not like the it's not commercial lesbians. It's it's the ones that you ever see, you guys, see a goofy movie, right, you ever see a goofy movie. There's a Rock Sand's dad if you ever remember Rock Sand's dad looked

like that's the women that are doing the beatings. Go go look up that nigga, and then you'll basically be like, this is yet four beating up these people beating up these women, and those like they're they're rough, they're they're rough looking cats man, or it's or it's the or it's the macho one beating up the feminine one or the feminine one being a shot the macho one being. I love it. I love it. I love it. It is women, it's women. It's always women. It is always them.

It's always them. I know it. I'm go pull up this picture. You can see who I'm talking about. I want you guys to get a good I hope h stupid. I hate this format, bro, I love it. Yeah, it's annoying me. Why you why you do this? Kings and Queen? Okay, I gotta I got a good I got a good one here from scooped James. Okay, he says, He says, hello, Wingus, Bingus and Dinghus. What's the dumbest, slash worst

thing you or someone else you knew did at school? So this is a funny question because he procedes it with something that tells me that he grew up in a very nice place, because he said, for instance, like a buddy of mine stole a teacher's phone for no reason. Okay, man, which is like, oh, I just shared what is that? What is that? What am I looking at you? Why did you share this?

This is this raw cold? This is raw? My god. I shared a fucking a novel like like you did last time you clicked through the place. Mine was just straight up source. There we go. I was just trying to show I'm just trying to show you what these uh, what these uh what these these lesbians like? The domestic abuse was my god, look at look I found. It was one of the first things I found. Browt of God. Well was the question, Yeah, yeah, that doesn't

matter, sorry, scoop. James already read it. Question already what is the what's the dumbest worst someone you someone else? He did fool? And then he said that somebody that he knew so a teacher's phone for no reason, which to me is like very very low and like I I knew a kid who unleashed like hundreds of rats like in school in the middle of like an assembly. I don't know how he did that. It was I think

it was feel mince. I don't know, but it was like I think I think some of our friends who went to the same high school might remember

this. I can't remember what the volume of rats were. I don't even remember if they were like it was some plague or something like some ridiculous number of animals, Like he just let loose these insane, like an insane number of animals in the school during like an assembly or something, so that when everybody went back into the hallways, it was just like full of I don't know, lizards or mice or like, I don't remember what the fuck it was. I wish I could remember. I'm sure like some I'm sure like

Paul, Gabby and Jalen might might be able to remember. But it's a nuts nuts well, the kids are broke, definitely. One of my friends bought a gun to school. Else crazy part for the course, hill whoa what? Else? There was the time that the some guy slapped the teacher and the teacher plunched the funk out of him. He thought it was tough because it's how it is. A bunch of kids are like, oh yeah, I'm a fucking hoodgie, gonna go slap a grown man. A grown

man's like a bro you're eight scene and knocks the shot of him. The teacher got fired, obviously. Yeah, I think teachers should be able to do that, like, like, I think they should have the authority to be able to beat the shit out of students if they hit him first. I used to be I remember hearing about this kid who in school, he used to go into the theater room and like just jerk off and then like clean it up with the with the theater wardrobe. I remember hearing that.

That was like, I think that was happening, just so fucking heinous. There's called jack class too, like that happened just like just school. It's just school. It's just like kids. Gerardo and I didn't. I heard this from Girardo narked on himself. This is something that you don't fucking tell people, but he said in one of his classes, he used to fucking beat off and bust in his pants and just let the fucking nut just drip

down his leg. That's so fucking crazy to say, dude, the idea of that happening too, because like you know, that ship gets cold like really quick. So this nigga just like bust and then that ship just stalled, like just just chilling on him and he and then what does he do. He just waits till he probably recess or whatever and cleans up or something. I'm like, I can't believe. I can't believe this dude knocked on himself. Why would he tell anybody that if you do, if you do

it. Fine, if you do it, there's probably a bunch of freaks right that are doing a lot of freaky shit all the time, but you don't tell people. Comment in your own pants is so barbaric, bro, it's not cool. It's one one time it happened to me, but not under you know, like I didn't self, I was, I was, it was it was actually, dude. The fun thing was it was it

was very public place due I was. I was waiting. This is when I was biking everywhere and I was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time, and uh yeah, I was waiting for a bust and she was just you know, she's a fucking deviant and I didn't. I did. That was the one time only thing, because I'm telling you it is the It's such an awful experience. Like just I'm also this could be like more of a me too thing because like I said, I just hate I hate touching.

I hate touching my own nut. It pisses me off. It just it just annoys me. Like I it's what you're still doing here. It just I'm like, god damn it, Like I'm just like agitated, Like I'm done with you. Go go now I guess that's what I guess that's what the stock niggas want, Like they just know, make sure there's nothing,

and then they just throw it away and they're done. They don't even think about it any that's probably they're thinking they don't have to get up and like you know, if you're if us tissues or whatever, and like yeah, right, gotta go. The these niggas just sling it and then they're done. And then they're immediately turn over and start press press start unpaused on the Final Fantasy seven and they're not that's crazy in the middle of five bay

seven for nothing, nothing particularly such what happened? You see like a choke away, like, oh you go, you beat your dick off. You're fucking cum filled sock, not even like you had a big load, so your stock is dripping, You throw it at the wall, get stuck to the wall, and you unpaused Final Fantasy to keep playing. I'm trying to be that kind of monster, bro. Try. I hate these I hate these fucking images of Oppenheimer put through like like Celia Murphy and in the wardrobe,

put through the fucking smile filter. It's it's I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any of them. Just it's it's just so unnerving. It's like, let me see if I get let me see if I can I'll said that. Of course, Ghost here, you gotta put in the little chat you can see. It's just like it's not you don't it's just ghost. The most ill behaved personal the Internet I've met in my life. Let's uh, stupid, let's get you want to get one more question? Yeah,

uh, that's some more specific topic. Okay, Texas Tato salad or Texas Tator Salad road. And he says, howdy to the misogynist triad. What is a moment that you realized you were you were too far in a rabbit hole? For me, it was when I realized I was enjoying an anime about a high school boys volleyball team. Also, Dragon ball Z's art style is way uglier than one Piece. That's insane, But like, all right, God bless you, that's fucking anyway to some amazing art moments.

But to say, Dragon, yo, what is wrong with one piece? Fans? Are you guys stupid? Are you guys actually like does watching that show make you less smart? I think So's haters and losers. There's haters and losers. Man, just don't know. It's the same exposing yourself. I love that show. In fact, I think be invested in the same exact story for as long as as one piece fans have been. And then,

by the way, this is not exclusive one piece fans. I would say the same thing about people who are like into fucking soap operas and ship Yeah, hayters and losers, that's it. They don't have anything good to Oh wait, what are you doing? Why are you resting me? Donald? Donald Trump is gonna live forever if the world, if the world of Coco exists, then Donald Trump is is will never die because that impression will always be fun. What do you have tuning good that it's so funny?

How fucking you're such a big such you're such a big person. I mean that just generally that like, those look so small at this compared to my hand, That is pretty insane. My hand was small aller than this once upon a time when I was small. I'm sucking Andre the giant over here, fucking dude insane. That's I don't I don't like these ones. I want to get a three D S I can't find what anyone has a three D S to buy it off of? What is that? This is a

D S? Light bro? Oh that makes sense, just light bro. I want to play these games, but I can't because my hands are too big to play them. My thumb is bigger than all of these buttons. I can impress every button at once with my thumb. It's pretty impressive. No, it's not. It's not awkward space anyway. Anyway, Anyway, what was the question was what was the moment that you realize you were too far in a rabbit hole? I've got pretty good answer to this. I

remember. I remember there was a point like it might have been twenty sixteen actually that I was like, I that was back when we were watching a lot of really heinous shit. Oh yeah, it was bad and and and it was like one of the first times that I had been home since I

had acclimated to being like an independent adult surrounded by nothing but friends. And I showed my cousin this video that I thought was really funny, and it was like I think it was like I don't remember exactly what it was, but the general vibe of it was like like a lively type of video, not with a person, but like with like a fucking animal. I think it was like a squirrel or like a fucking I don't know, just something

that I probably shouldn't have showed, like a family member or whatever. And he was like, what the fuck is that? And I was like, Oh, it's a fucking you know, it's a squirrel getting struck by lightning or whatever. And it was like, oh, why did you show that to me? And I was like, why did I show that to you? And then I thought I had like an existential cry. I was like, oh, maybe I really should compartmentalize these things because I don't want to

bring shit up to my parents by accident. I don't want to go to my parents and start saying the ship that I say to my friends. I was like, Oh, I should I should really figure things out. I'm really deep into here where I didn't even think twice about sharing this video of a fu I don't even though it was it was like a monkey, like it was like a monkey peeling a squirrel, like a fucking cheese stick or something like some fucking ridiculous shit. Oh you know what's crazy? You know

what? You know what is crazy? Every person that has spent a prolonged period of time around me has become acclimated to those kinds of videos, to the point that every person I've lived with since a humor has gotten way more fucked up since living with me. I wouldn't be able to if it, like say, if I lived with you, it wouldn't. I just I can't do those videos. No, no, you're saying that now, Derek, until you get a laugh that you get if you're just a laughter man.

Some of the shit I've seen in the last the second Chris, the one second video of the horse only off the bridge. He's really fucking funny. It's that's great. See, that's great because I'm not seeing like violence. Oh no, no, no, no, there's no Sara and stuff like that. I try to keep those videos away. But like there's videos are like there's paying crash compilations, right, there's one video that is so funny. It's the guy running away from the crash, but then he gets

hit by the engine. It's so funny because if he stayed still, he wouldn't have been hurt. But when he ran away, he put himself in a perfect place to bro Did you see that fucking did you see that? There was a like there was a crash right and a cop this is a

cops fucking like chess cam. There's a crash and so he's pulled her at the site the fucking flatbed is, you know, getting ready to lift open, lift the car up, and fucking some genius, some fucking evil Knevil just fucking goes up the ramp like he's and then fucking a car that driving He perfectly lands on top of the car and just causes it, the cars to explode like it's it is, so it seems like a stunt. It's like so unbelievable that I'm like, the timing is impeccable. How the fuck

did you even get how did you what was he doing too? Did he go up the ramp on purpose? Like it was like that perfect moment like that where things don't have to get that bad, but they get that bad. Just make me make me wonder, like because like some you know, it's it's like the moment you get under stress, you have to react, right, like when you're a dressed you have to how to react. It

makes me realize how many people have terrible like thought process. They just like almost gonna freak out now and do something instead of like being like, let me think quick a quick moment and react appropriately. There's the cars. Where did he think he was gonna go think he was gonna drive off the ramp and land and then drive away and go off into the sunset where he needed to be. Or he just feeding decided to flatten another person and blow up

both the cars. It's honestly not I want to show you this. Uh, people just don't think before they do things. That's what it is. Make any sense? Why does this happen? Wait? Which, why is it like this? You keep sharing that dog? I said, don't? I said, don't share the fuck? What is this? What did you send? Sending? Didn't share the dog? I don't know because I like it. This shits like holy shit, Like that's a crazy fucking car flies one in twenty feet after driving up a tow ring? Like, why does

this happen? And then it lands? You know what? You know what that is? Now? You know what that is. That's that's just straight that's straight up. That's an must have thought that we all have. The driving up the ramp, ramp, driving up the toa truck ramp a million because like every time, because you think of like you think of like Grand theft auto or like midnight club or whatever, or like that was like the

main way. That was like the main point. And then you see it in person and you were like, I'm gonna you know what I got. That guy's having a bad day. And he was like, if I could successfully launch off this to truck ramp, I will, I will have a I will have found a reason to live. I mean, I guess if I guess that is that's the only thing that is plausible to me. Yeah, that like a terrible day. You're you're gonna do some falling down type

shit. You were like, all right, I'm fucking Michael Douglas. I'm having a bad day. It's very Michael Douglass. It's very fucking it. Man, it's me. They fucking fired me. Hey, there's a ramp right there. Let's get it and then we're ready. We're already ready to bring the bitch home. Ready to bring it home. Frankston, what are you doing? What was he doing? He's having a he's having a fucking Mitch McConnell moment. Oh my god, you see that? Wait a tweet.

You see a tweet where somebody was like miss McConnell had a stroke about thinking about a black person having freedom and he had a stroke from it. That people, I said, I said, I I said that he was I said, bro is fucking red ringing? Uh, dude, Like straight up, we gotta have like an age limit on this on these people. Man, like you, you can't be fucking you can't be shambling around like that and have as much power as you do. Like you just can't.

It's I can't abide by it, man. And I get that there are people who are like way older than him, who are like healthier. That's fine, doesn't matter to me. It's like to me, it's like to me, it's like arguing. It's like, well, fucking oh what the fuck is Oh no? What? Okay? No, never mind. My screen like flashed for a second. Oh maybe should maybe we should? Maybe we should end this soon. I feel like something's going on. Oh I feel like we might have a great issue. Show Mitch McConnell's hand, does

he particularly he's dead? He is, this is before he even had the death stroke. He's just he's just dead. His hand is decayed. Oh my God, what the fuck is wrong with him? Like he's like, and I'm and to your point, why is this piece of shit still serving quote unquote serving you know obviously lobbyists. But uh, it's it's like, look at him, he's dying and and look, man, you know what we talk about, like terrible you talk about January sixth and all this stuff.

I was telling him somebody, his hand looks like mine. Bro, that's crazy. He looks like if if if you melted. He looks like if you melted a wax sculpture of Dana Carvey doing the Turtle Man from fucking Master of Disguise. That's he's such a weird looking guy. Way he talks to it. I'm pretty sure he's had like infinity strokes because yeah, he's like, his strokes are his strokes. His strokes are keeping him alive. I think that's crazy to say. That is a crazy thing to say.

Look, man, I'm sorry, you can't be that old. You gotta go. There should be a limit. There should be an age limit for for people serving in in this someone fascinating. I think it should be I think lea my hand, bro, like Mitch McConnell's hand looks like this will just more wrinkle. What if he's slowly becoming black as he as he ages, because because he's he's he was cursed. He was cursed by a fucking

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