Ho ho ho, it's that time of year - and what a dumpster fire of a year it's been. To celebrate making it through 2020 and to serve you some Christmas cheer, here is a cheeky little compilation of what we deem to be the best bits of the podcast ever. Is this the most narcissistic ep yet? Absolutely. But pour yourself an eggnog (what is eggnog anyway?), kick back with a whole pavlova and enjoy this trip down memory lane. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad ...
Dec 17, 2020•50 min•Season 5Ep. 8
After a devastating cancer diagnosis at 20 years old, Molly Rowlandson from neo-soul band Molly & The Chromatics took her incredible sound from the hospital ward to the festival circuit - rocking a bald head, smashing chemotherapy and overcoming heartbreak along the way. This week, come for the inspiring tales, stay for the new Snack theme tune Molly busts out and a very special impromptu performance from Sez Temps. For more, visit www.newshub.co.nz/podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Dec 03, 2020•45 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Get out your textbooks and sit up straight - an actual secondary school teacher teaches us a lesson this week as we find out what the heck teenagers are like today, bust out the chatter rings for a bit of nostalgia and relive our most mortifying schoolyard moments. Plus, we dig up star student Sarah's not-to-be-missed Facebook statuses from 2010. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 26, 2020•44 min•Season 5Ep. 6
What's the single best thing you can do for your skin daily? Natural skincare queen and Sez's personal girl-crush Emma Lewisham has the answer. We talk pimple popping, plastic surgery, putting your makeup on before your partner wakes up and loving the skin you're in. Plus Emma explains how she casually built a clean beauty empire from the ground up. For more, visit www.newshub.co.nz/podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...
Nov 20, 2020•40 min
Fashionista and stylist to the stars Sarah Stuart (say that ten times fast) joins us to give us a fresh perspective on what to wear and how to deal with fashion haters after Mon was asked a question no unsuspecting - and unexpecting - woman wants to hear. We celebrate big boobs and thicc thighs and commiserate over changing room nightmares, all in the name of serving a look. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 12, 2020•47 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Grab a bucket of fake blood and your skimpiest costume - it's The Snack's Halloween Special! Sez reveals her family's trick or treating trauma and Mon reminisces on a deadly walk of shame after one particularly creepy All Hallows Eve. Whether you're boo'd up or haunted by the ghosts of lovers past, this is the eerie episode for you. Beware the huge fright Sez gives us all, but mostly herself, telling a scary story of a haunted house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn mor...
Oct 30, 2020•37 min
Ready to get trashy? This week, consider us your walking, talking tabloid twins as we dissect some of the most savage celebrity cheating scandals and breakups of the past and present. Plus, Mon shares a dramatic tale of a teenage toga party tussle that wouldn't be out of place on a reality TV show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 23, 2020•46 min•Season 5Ep. 2
We are BACK for season five and what a banger of an episode we have to kick things off. This week we're joined in studio by incredible drag artist Monty Montgomery, who wears numerous hats (figuratively and literally) in the Auckland drag scene, and tells us exactly why we all - straight, cis, queer or otherwise - need to be taking an interest. They also reveal the most incredibly awkward first date tale we've ever heard - a story of disastrous miscommunication they managed to overcome with thei...
Oct 16, 2020•32 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Mon's wonderful mum Diana Wichtel joins us for our season finale to help drag her daughter on a mortifying trip down memory lane. Diana relives the waking nightmare of raising teenage Mon, including boyfriends hidden down the side of the bed and busting her on top of a mountain drunk on Jack Daniels. Plus, Sez does a dramatic reading of Mon's bratty response to chores and incredibly spoilt Xmas wishlist, written circa 2002. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/...
Aug 13, 2020•41 min•Season 4Ep. 10
We know what you're thinking: "What, another rebroadcast? Do these girls even work?" But it's for a good reason. Poor Mon has lost her voice and so can only croak a sad "hello". Instead of Sez monologuing for 40 minutes - tbh, her preferred option - we've brought you one of our favourite episodes from season 1. Hope you're hungry! Enjoy, and we'll be back next week for our grand finale! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Lear...
Aug 06, 2020•32 min•Season 4Ep. 9
It's Mon's birthday and she's not making a big deal out of it at all. Just kidding, welcome to our birthday-themed episode! Mon reveals the inappropriate costume she donned for her sweet sixteenth which almost made her dad cry, and Sez admits to her bad-girl move that saw the cops called to her friend's 21st. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 30, 2020•34 min•Season 4Ep. 8
What does sex feel like? Do you ever sit on your balls? Thoughts on period sex? Producer Sam is in the hot seat this week as we fire years worth of unanswered questions about boys at him like a couple of giddy schoolgirls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 23, 2020•35 min
Can fighting be foreplay? Dr Jess is back to share her research on makeup sex, with surprising results about what puts people out, and how they put out after. Sez and Mon reveal their very different conflict styles, raising the important question: Who is hotter at crying? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 17, 2020•40 min•Season 4Ep. 6
Hey Snack fans! This week we've got a little something from the archives - one of our favourite episodes from season 2, Dirty Laundry. This is a special treat for both new listeners and those old-timers who have forgotten our early ramblings. Don't worry, we'll be back next week with a brand new episode. In the meantime, treat this as a rest and reprieve - maybe do a sheet mask! We'll see you soon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
Jul 10, 2020•35 min
Are you dating a Sagittarius or a Leo? We sure as hell hope so, because, in typically narcissistic fashion, they're the only star signs we've focused on in today's astrology-centric episode. Sez and Mon use the planets to get to the bottom of their bad moods this week, plus make a heart-warming realisation about their friendship (cute!) and devastating finds about their relationships (damn!). Alexa, cue Written in the Stars by Tinie Tempah. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Se...
Jul 03, 2020•35 min
Host of The Project and darling of the nation Kanoa Lloyd joins us to tackle the big issues, like her worst date ever and how a well-timed magic trick led to marriage. Mon and Kanoa reminisce about their 10-year friendship - born out of a stint on kid's TV - which began with a mortifying wardrobe malfunction in a miniskirt. Sez gets jealous, territorial, and weirdly horny for Kanoa's husband.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jun 26, 2020•44 min
Which bangers are best for banging? That's what Mon and Sez are asking in this week's episode dedicated to all things love, sex and tunes. In the token 'musical episode' of every series, Mon reveals what went down backstage with a rock band when she was a teen, and Sez recounts the least sexy striptease of all time. Headphone users beware - there's a reason Mon almost ruined her high school musical.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
Jun 19, 2020•34 min
Is Sez a sexual show-off? Mon is armed with a quiz to find out. In what may be our most revealing episode ever, Sez and Mon share how one night almost changed their friendship forever and Sez shares her most secret office fantasy. Here's hoping she's still employed next week! Plus we learn about a new PornHub channel from producer Sam which offers a perfect solution for closet exhibitionistsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. ...
Jun 12, 2020•35 min
We're reunited for season 4, and debriefing over lockdown love-lives and lunacy. Mon reveals exactly who she was locking down with and some of the new activities she's been dabbling in. Sez explains why a brioche nearly broke her relationship. BONUS: We conduct a scientific sniff test with some of Adult Toy Megastore's most niche lubricants - warning, it's not pleasurable.For more visit www.newshub.co.nz/podcastsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Jun 05, 2020•45 min
The Snack's season three finale stars YOU! We asked for your self-iso submissions and boy, did you deliver. Who's getting down in lockdown - and how? Is it weird to watch old sex videos of yourself when you run out of data in quarantine? Is now the time to digitally booty call your ex? We socially delve, while social distancing.Plus! We review some of the sex toys our mates at Adult Toy Megastore sent through to help us survive lockdown - the 'Her Ultimate Pleasure' and Uberlube!For more, check ...
Apr 05, 2020•44 min
Things sound a little different this week as we're coming at you from our respective living rooms. Adult Toy Megastore spokeswoman Emily Writes dials in with some sexy silver linings of a COVID-19 lockdown - hours to fill with masturbation, porn and spicing up the bedroom routine. Charge up your Satisifyers, stay safe, and sanitise your headphones before tuning in.For more visit www.newshub.co.nz/podcastsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Mar 27, 2020•43 min
Time to call in the experts! We're joined by Dr Jessica Maxwell, a relationships and sexuality expert at Auckland University. We're living through a pandemic, but how do we love through one? It's hard to tee up a one night stand when you can't even shake hands.http://www.newshub.co.nz/podcastsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 20, 2020•39 min
Kate Rodger joins us to talk Hollywood red carpets, Daniel Craig's testosterone levels and a "stoned" Matthew McConaughey, Sez is forced to make an embarrassing revelation to Kate, which might ruin their friendship, and Mon reveals the most creatively insulting fan feedback she's ever received.Sarah Templeton and Monika Barton host The Snack, a magazine-style podcast talking all things love, relationships, dating and of course, sex.www.newshub.co.nz/podcastsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
Mar 13, 2020•36 min
Did you ever have to suck on a flavoured condom in class? We asked Newshub reporters what their sex education was like, with batshit results. It turns out we all learnt nothing, but probably more than anyone could learn from an insane leaflet we found that was handed out in UK schools.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 06, 2020•36 min
We finally managed to drag our boss, friend and entertainer Dan into the studio! How on earth does he put up with us? Sez's ability to work hungover comes under the microscope and Mon shares a hideously embarrassing interview experience. Also, how the hell do you ask for more money?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 02, 2020•38 min
How do you end the first date? This week we dive into that awkward end-of-night conundrum; kiss or kill (the evening)? Mon reveals she simply cannot end things without a pash, and Sarah remembers the most awkward car ride home ever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 21, 2020•40 min
Why do the wrong men feel so right? Inspired by the f**ked up lyrics to the Pussycat Dolls' comeback song, this week we pit bad boys against the kind you'd bring home to mum. Sarah Templeton and Monika Barton host The Snack, a magazine-style podcast talking all things love, relationships, dating and of course, sex.In each episode, Sez, Mon and sometimes a guest or two, dig into the metaphorical cheese platter of their personal lives - often divulging much more than their mothers would like.Tune ...
Feb 14, 2020•33 min
This week we're joined by sex worker Miss C, who brings us champagne, chocolates and everything you ever wanted to know about being an escort. She shares her secrets of discretion, seduction and dealing with undesirables.Sarah Templeton and Monika Barton host The Snack, a magazine-style podcast talking all things love, relationships, dating and of course, sex.In each episode, Sez, Mon and sometimes a guest or two, dig into the metaphorical cheese platter of their personal lives - often divulging...
Feb 06, 2020•41 min
Love is a battlefield, and so is the first episode back as Mon and Sez tackle a topic they'd previously banned from the show. It's a new year, with new relationship statuses...and new ways of saying 'single'?Sarah Templeton and Monika Barton host The Snack, a magazine-style podcast talking all things love, relationships, dating and of course, sex.In each episode, Sez, Mon and sometimes a guest or two, dig into the metaphorical cheese platter of their personal lives - often divulging much more th...
Jan 31, 2020•25 min
Mon and Sez pull their Agony Aunt boots out of storage to answer your questions. From those initial dating qualms - Do I split the bill? When do I text? - to navigating awkward oral accidents, they're giving their best advice, helpful or not...Sarah Templeton and Monika Barton talk all things love, relationships, dating and of course, sex. In each episode, Sez, Mon and sometimes a guest or two dig into the metaphorical cheese platter of their personal lives - often divulging much more than their...
Nov 14, 2019•36 min
