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The Smellcast

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Produced by Toppie Smellie, a fifty two year old gay guy who lives in upstate New York, The Smellcast is an audio podcast that defies being categorized or labeled. Tune in and listen as Toppie enhances true tales spun from the grist of his own self-described failed life with moments of pure fun and fiction. Topics range from his mundane day to day life to the national news and wondrous happenings from around the globe and all the amazing people who inhabit it. Fascinated by the minute and the grandiose, becoming acquainted with The Smellcast is to experience real life in all its forms with flourishes of Toppie's curious flights of fancy. An authentic gay personal journal podcast that collides with fantasy! FUN! ENTERTAINING! MYSTERIOUS!
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sc 597 Stick It Out Your Back Door!

STICK IT!!!! Yeah, STICK IT!!!! Stick it out your back door! We got water puppets, fridge-drainage, snorers galore and lots of wetness! All these sounds and more on our latest ALL-NEW Stick It episode!!! Special thanks to the following contributors: Tommy Hashbrowns Tastes Like Burning Tim Scotty, The Little Aussie Battler Harley in Denver Kathy Bacon Jay the Hauntcub Paul Chandler and Baron Frosti YOU (everyone and anyone) are invited to participate in a future episode of Stick It Out Your Back...

Aug 19, 202334 minEp. 597

sc 596 A Pep Talk for Existential Thinkers (Like Me)

Some thoughts from a terlit cleaner about a way to move forward in an age of existential thoughts and impending doom. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

Aug 06, 202327 minEp. 596

sc 595 Toppie, Your Chickens Are Splooting!

No actual white, far right, religious, whacko nut-job Republicans were actually killed during this episode of the Smellcast. And they should thank their lucky stars, because frankly... it was a close call. It's a monumental global wide environmental disaster today on the Smellcast as Toppie and Sassy are washed out to sea in an epic tale of survival and far-right lemonade. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook b...

Jul 27, 202331 minEp. 595

sc 594 "I Do This So That Gay Kids Live": An Interview with D'Manda Martini

Now more than ever, it is so important we teach our youngsters about acceptance and being kind to one another. In her own words: On this special June Pride edition of the Smellcast, we find out how participating in Drag Queen Story Hour has personally affected Maryland based Drag Super-Star, D'Manda Martini. Find D'Manda Martini on Twitter! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and l...

Jun 24, 202314 min

sc 593 Catching Up With Kevin and Brian

Longtime listeners of the Smellcast will recognize our guests this episode: Kevin and Brian of Dansbury Connecticut, lovingly known to Pride 48-ers as... "The Dansburries," return for a fun and informative chat-fest with Toppie. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Jun 13, 202335 minEp. 593

sc 592 That But Dimly We See

In this blistering climax, answers await those behind the scene at the Smellcast studio: Before this episode is done, the cast asembled will hear an answer from Toppie that will decide the fate of all concerned. Sounds pretty dramatic, huh? Once again, featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and l...

May 06, 202329 min

sc 591 It's the Blasted End of the GODDAM KILLER GERBIL STORYLINE!

You are urged to listen to this exciting END STORY to the multi-year Killer Gerbil storyline! Meanwhile, the Smellcast ensemble becomes more and more convinced that Toppie is planning to oust them all in favor of Ikk the Alien... from the Shy Life Podcast! Anyways... it's all rather confusing... However, you may possibly enjoy this. Possibly. Featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s...

Apr 06, 202323 min

sc 590 Popeye Loves Needlepoint Way More Than Bullets!

In this gripping episode of the Smellcast, Sassy McSass-Sass rescues Popeye Arms Paulie from his Vegas mob family! Featuring special guest star, IKK from the shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Mar 04, 202324 minEp. 590

sc 589 Alpaca, Lesbian Cheese Farms and Kermit the Frog!

It all starts out innocently enough as a road trip to eat french fries... but then it turns into so much more! In this odd episode of the Smellcast, Toppie's pal Manyan returns with an epic sturry about an old girl friend! Then, a small town festival unfolds! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.co...

Feb 21, 202327 min

2023 Valentine's Day Special

Roger Bunting stops in to deliver his annual love poem recitation for Valentine's Day. TASTES LIKE BURNING , a podcast by Tim and James Instrumental Music by Monica Gil Music and gils102. Poem – Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allen Poe, read by Basil Rathbone, put to music by Foxiekitten25 Song – Annabelle Lee by Fiddler’s Green. To Earthward by Robert FrostLove at the lips was touch As sweet as I could bear; And once that seemed too much; I lived on air That crossed me from sweet things, The flow of—wa...

Feb 10, 202320 min

sc 588 Along Came A Poke Rib

A bit of yappin' and a lot of cookin' as Toppie shows off his recipe for SMOTHERED COUNTRY STYLE PORK RIBS! Special thanks to Paul Chandler from the Shy Life Podcast for his guest appearance on today's lil' shoe. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Jan 26, 202334 minEp. 588

sc 587 Stick It Out Your Back Door!

It's a whole new round of recordings sent in by listeners! STICK IT OUT YOUR BACK DOOR! Special mention: Round the Archives Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Jan 18, 202337 min

sc 586 Toppie's Final Destination -- or -- Up the Wazoo Again!

Yes, you're in for a TREAT! Toppie describes his recent colonoscopy! Meanwhile, Sassy embarks on a mission of grave importance with the help of Ikk, the space alien. Thanks to special guest star Paul Chandler from the Shy Life Podcast for his portrayal of Ikk. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.c...

Jan 07, 202328 minEp. 586

sc 585 How The 2023 NYE Aunt Tappie Drop Practically Bites The Big One!

Oh, the zaney mayhem! Aunt Tappie opts out of participating in Pickle Hollow's 2023 New Year's Eve drop event, so Toppie and Sassy rush to put in place an alternative plan with all the failure you have all come to expect on the Smellcast! Special thanks to Paul Chandler from the Shy Life Podcast for his time and participation on today's episode! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name ...

Dec 28, 202224 minEp. 585

sc 584 The Chicken Coop Without A Christmas Tree Hashtag Sad

As Christmas rolls around again, Toppie discovers he's just as unprepared as everyother Christmas past. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Dec 18, 202224 min

A Thanksgiving Sturry

Toppie sits down and talks about his family Thanksgiving experience. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast

Dec 04, 202223 minEp. 583

sc 582 Rapping With Tappie: Thanksgiving Day Helpful Hints!

Welcome to another episode of RAPPING WITH TAPPIE! This time on the Smellcast, Tappie Daniel provides helpful tips on how to successfully prepare your Thanksgiving Day meal with your choice of the traditional turkey affair, or perhaps something slightly unique for your guests! DEEP SEA TUBEWORMS!!! Special thanks to KENTIE and Kathy Bacon for their call-in questions! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emai...

Nov 13, 202221 minEp. 582

sc 581 The Smellcast Spook House Spectacular!

Toppie welcomes Paul the Shy Yeti and his Shy Life friends Betina and Ikk to his Smellcast Halloween Spooktacular! After a haunted house experience leaves a less than desired effect, Toppie wonders if he and Sassy McSass-Sass are too old for Halloween scares... until they learn they're NOT! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss ...

Oct 20, 202231 minEp. 581

sc 580 The Strange Story of the Fox Sisters

Welcome to October and Halloween on the Smellcast! To start the month off we have a representation of sc episode 119: Toppie presents -- The history of the Spiritualist movement and the Fox sisters! Mentioned and recommended on today's podcast: Ghost Church by Jamie Loftus Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds...

Oct 14, 202245 minEp. 580

LOTSL Reunion Special 2022

The gang from Life On The Shit List returns! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast

Sep 30, 20221 hr 11 min

sc 579 Introducing... Manyan Phelps!

In this ON THE ROAD episode, Toppie introduces his long, long time friend from real life... Manyan Phelps... You may not know what to make of him... but it's too late now! He's here to stay on the Smellcast! Mentioned on today's Podcast: Ranger John and the Lovely Daniel from the Dark Forest Podcast . Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and frien...

Sep 12, 202237 minEp. 579

sc 578 Stick It Out Your Back Door!

All new sound clips sent in from long time listeners of the Smellcast! Listen in and discover the joy of sound. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Aug 24, 202242 minEp. 578

sc 577 Sassy Walks Among Us!

Sassy returns bigger than ever in this exciting episode of the Smellcast! Plus!! Scat Bird and Cocoa Ebo! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Aug 12, 202223 minEp. 577

sc 576 Along Comes Sassy In A Baby Carriage!

Toppie is told his podcast is, "too 1975." Meanwhile, listeners find out a whole lot more about what's been going on with Sassy McSass-Sass! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Jul 24, 202237 minEp. 576

sc 575 Calling Doctor Wiener!! Calling Doctor Wiener!!!

Toppie presents his most UNCANNY interview, EVER!!! And... it's a doozey... Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Jul 08, 202233 minEp. 575

sc 574 One Day On the Way to the Pharmacy

A crazy wild trip to the pharmacy where Toppie is going to get his covid booster. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

Jun 27, 202235 minEp. 574

Stick It Out Your Back Door: A Special Presentation

Lost in a drawer for decades, this very personal presentation of "Stick It Out Your Back Door," features guests Matt (Midwest Matt) and Mark (Musing Mark) talking about and sharing their found taped recordings of Great Uncle Rudy, Grandfather and Great Aunt Lois. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburne...

Jun 05, 202228 min

sc 573 The Exposition Show

Toppie interviews Roger Bunting and says goodbye to The Gerbil King. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast

May 25, 202226 minEp. 573

sc 572 The Reverse Car Incident and Other Sturries

It's sturry time with Toppie as he tells three true-life amusing anecdotes. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast

May 14, 202237 minEp. 572

sc 571 Rapping with Tappie!

Listen as Tappie Daniel launches the inaugural episode of RAPPING WITH TAPPIE -- a new podcast featuring advice, life hacks and unique strategies designed to guide today's modern consumer ( that's YOU !!!)! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog ! Follow him on Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast...

May 03, 202225 minEp. 571
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