Government deals with aliens to abduct us in exchange for tech
Episode description
Oh you heard us right. It is no secret that the Beaveman loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories. It should also be no secret that as much as he loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories, he despises unsolved mysteries. So he has decided that many unsolved mysteries can be solved if you consider this: the aliens did it, they slipped through a portal to another dimension, bigfoot took them, or similar. But why are disappearances at National Parks so intriguing? One reason, because the government allows it to happen in exchange for alien tech. We acknowledge that it happens everywhere, but for this episode we are mostly just talking about National Parks. This would have been a lot more fun if the Ronz would have been more engaged, but as per norm now, he insists he is tired. Perhaps the Slaptail Nation can reach out to him and encourage him to get some sleep so he will say more than five words. Thank you for joining us.
Our primary source for this episode is the highly entertaining documentary
Missing 411 by Producer and Director Benjamin Paulides and Director Michael DeGrazier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEA9-mEOZtA