The Sinner Files break down the 1999 erotic prep drama, 'Cruel Intentions'. Topics include how to win friends and get hit by cabs, the amount of takes required for the SMG/Selma Blair kiss scene and a very pleasant surprise for Liam. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:55 Selected Scenes - 6:30 Top 5 - 47:35 Tidbits - 51:00 Made Up Sequel - 57:40
The Sinner Files break down the career of the original 'Italian Stallion', Sylvester Stallone and prop it up against the work of politician/actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Topics include the only recommendation of the Demolition Man novelisation you'll ever hear, Mr. Freeze's greatest lines and our funniest Top 5 to date or your money back. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:35 What's The Story? - 3:05 Top 5 - 41:30 Tidbits - 47:00 Made Up Sequel - 49:55...
The Sinner Files break down the 2017 snuff film, 'John Wick: Chapter 2'. Topics include when it's appropriate to masturbate in a cinema, the aiming skills of cannon fodder and the unrealistic nature of a public assassin shootout in a fictional Hollywood action romp. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 2:03 What's The Story? - 7:25 Top 5 - 58:55 Tidbits - 1:01:40 Made Up Sequel - 1:06:55
The Sinner Files break down the 2000 sports documentary/foot fetish extravaganza, 'Gladiator'. Topics include Maximus' problems with his house, how to dribble for an Oscar and voting on the gay giraffe marriage survey. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:30 What's The Story? - 2:20 Top 5 - 1:06:00 Tidbits - 1:08:05 Made Up Sequel - 1:13:10
The Sinner Files break down the 1992 naval romp, 'Under Siege'. Topics include how many takes Seagal requested for the cake scene, whether Cue Ball is secretly white after seeing his dance skills and how to win in a knife fight. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 2:35 What's The Story? - 4:20 Top 5 - 58:35 Tidbits - 1:01:40 Made Up Sequel - 1:06:20
The Sinner Files break down the 1975 shark biopic, 'Jaws'. Topics include the price that Quint puts on his arse, what the hell people ever did to this shark to make it so angry and what the shark was like off camera around the lot. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 2:23 What's The Story? - 3:23 Top 5 - 56:50 Tidbits - 1:01:05 Made Up Sequel - 1:07:50
The Sinner Files break down the 2017 blockbuster that split a fandom in twain, 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi'. Topics include Stu getting caught with his pants down regarding the planet of Ahch-To, why we shouldn't care about certain ancillary characters, and whether or not force connections facilitate safe sex. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 2:35 What's The Story? - 4:01 Top 5 - 1:17:53 Tidbits - 1:20:17 Made Up Sequel - 1:26:46
The Sinner Files break down the 1990 Christmas classic, 'Home Alone'. Topics include Michael Jackson's fingerprints being all over this movie and its cast, why piccolos should never be shoved in anyone's face and how much the Little Nero's pizza boy was tipped. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 2:40 What's The Story? - 4:22 Top 5 - 57:45 Tidbits - 1:01:54 Made Up Sequel - 1:07:25
The Sinner Files break down the 2003 epic tale of Tom Cruise saving Japan, 'The Last Samurai'. Topics include non-existent racial slurs, Liam attempting to hold up the bursting dam wall on the use of 'Asia voice', and the secret love that Katsumoto and Tom Cruise shared. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:35 What's The Story? - 2:43 Top 5 - 57:15 Tidbits - 1:00:16 Made Up Sequel - 1:07:00
The Sinner Files break down the 2015 nerd's wet dream, 'Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens'. Topics include Kylo Ren being brought down by the #metoo movement, Liam threatening to quit to start his own podcast about HBO's 'Girls', and things that you can tell to Kanjiklub. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 2:02 What's The Story? - 3:10 Top 5 - 1:02:12 Tidbits - 1:04:49 Made Up Sequel - 1:08:05
The Sinner Files break down the 1979 horror classic, 'Alien'. Topics include the subtle art of vaginal symbolism, whether or not a man who owns four cats would adopt the 'no cat left behind' policy, and why people feel the need to touch foreign objects. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:36 What's The Story? - 2:52 Top 5 - 56:35 Top 5 - 1:00:18 Made Up Sequel - 1:06:55
The Sinner Files break down the 1980 sequel to end all sequels/arguably greatest movie ever made, 'Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back'. Topics include droid racism, Vader meeting with Empirical Human Resources and how Empirical PFC's answer questions outside of the flight deck. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:44 What's The Story? - 2:42 Top 5 - 1:08:02 Tidbits - 1:09:50 Made Up Sequel - 1:15:28
The Sinner Files break down the 2012 superhero blockbuster, 'The Avengers'. Topics include you all being a pack of mewling quims, Loki's raving hobby and cafeteria conversations at SHIELD HQ. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:28 What's The Story? - 2:30 Top 5 - 48:57 Tidbits - 53:29 Made Up Sequel - 1:01:47
The Sinner Files break down the 2017 'blockbuster' (air quotes entirely intentional), 'Justice League'. Topics include how to get on an alien first name basis, what Superman really thought the best part about Earth is and how to write a reunion scene in a Kansas field. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:40 What's The Story? - 2:37 Top 5 - 1:04:00 Tidbits - 1:08:08 Made Up Sequel - 1:12:38
The Sinner Files break down the 1986 totally not a kids' film, 'Transformers: The Movie'. Topics include Yubnub vs. Junk Dance, why Michael Bay is a war criminal and Liam's lack of a soul. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:29 What's The Story? - 2:25 Tidbits - 56:07 Top 5 - 1:03:10 Made Up Sequel - 1:08:50
The Sinner Files break down the illustrious career of Southie representative, Matt Damon, whilst throwing him in a cage match with the career of teen heart melter, Leonardo DiCaprio. Topics include appropriate ways to mourn 9/11, the merits of placing a certain All Saints song in every movie ever made, and how a Southie boy saved China. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 2:02 What's The Story? - 3:02 Tidbits - 56:34 Top 5 - 1:04:34 Made Up Sequel - 1:07:45...
The Sinner Files break down the 1996 Michael Jordan vehicle, 'Space Jam'. Topics include Lola Bunny's effect on our bodies, what the neighbours thought of young Michel Jordan, and how not to sing 'I Believe I Can Fly' (stick around to the end). Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:30 What's The Story? - 2:18 Tidbits - 55:00 Top 5 - 59:48 Made Up Sequel - 1:05:18
The Sinner Files break down the 1993 mega-blockbuster, ‘Jurassic Park’. Topics include the T-Rex's tracking of bowel movements, Timmy's immortality and who broke first and farted in the tour jeep. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:32 What's The Story? - 2:27 Tidbits - 1:01:59 Top 5 - 1:06:15 Made Up Sequel - 1:10:12
The Sinner Files break down the 1996 comedy hit, 'The Birdcage'. Topics include dinner plate sex positions, the ancient and seductive art of Japanese rope bondage and what the Australian version of The Birdcage would look like. Highlights : Catch Up Trailer - 1:26 What's The Story? - 2:16 Tidbits - 53:52 Top 5 - 59:26 Made Up Sequel - 1:03:22
The Sinner Files break down the 1994 action smash hit, 'True Lies'. Topics include how to treat your nuclear weapons, the greatest lies the hosts have told their significant others and why horse always beats motorbike. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:43 What's The Story? - 2:36 Tidbits - 57:15 Top 5 - 1:04:00 Made Up Sequel - 1:07:19
The Sinner Files break down the 1999 teen, romantic-comedy hit, '10 Things I Hate About You'. Topics include sinner to sinner etiquette, classic condom brands that make for useful movie props and how quickly Club Skunk would be overrun by men if it actually existed. Highlights : Catch Up Trailer - 1:48 What's The Story? - 2:38 Tidbits - 56:25 Top 5 - 1:01:10 Made Up Sequel - 1:04:10
The Sinner Files break down the 1997 action smash hit, 'Con Air'. Topics include why white people shouldn't name African-American militant groups, Cameron Poe's letter writing skills and the worst episode of How I Met Your Mother After Crash Landing A Convict Plane In Vegas. Highlights : Catch Up Trailer - 1:12 What's The Story? - 2:02 Tidbits - 51:06 Top 5 - 59:45 Made Up Sequel - 1:04:13
The Sinner Files break down the 1998 Indie/Stoner cult classic, 'The Big Lebowski'. Topics include the correct pronunciation of 'Lebowski', how involved Brandt was with Bunny and the source of Knox Harrington's income. Highlights : Catch Up Trailer - 1:28 What's The Story? - 1:56 Tidbits - 1:01:36 Top 5 - 1:06:42 Made Up Sequel - 1:12:49
The Sinner Files break down the 2002 space flopera, 'Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones'. Topics include Jedi dating pep talks, what was being done with Shmi's corpse and how not to chat to a Jedi you're trying to kill. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:29 What's The Story? - 1:53 Tidbits - 1:11:03 Top 5 - 1:17:49 Made Up Sequel - 1:22:48
The Sinner Files break down the 2017 horror smash hit, 'IT'. Topics include the mass vs. distance argument, Richie Tozier's zinger cavalcade and when to keep your shirt on at a swimming hole around a woman. Highlights: Catch Up Trailer - 1:20 What's The Story? - 2:15 Tidbits - 1:13:00 Top 5 - 1:18:40 Made Up Movie - 1:25:35
The Sinner Files break down the career of acclaimed Hollywood starlet, Julia Roberts. Enjoy this battle royale against worthy contender Sandra Bullock as the Sinner Files throw down over who comes out on top between the two. Highlights include: Catch Up Trailer - 1:25 Who Am I? - 2:15 Tidbits - 41:54 Top 5 - 'Julia Roberts' Characters' - 47:26 Made Up Sequel - 51:19
The Sinner Files break down the 1988 action classic, 'Die Hard'. The Sinners touch on topics such as John McClane's issues with California etiquette, Al vs. The Convenience Store Clerk, 'What Would Riggs Do?', Hans Gruber's hiring procedures, Argyle's misunderstanding of the service industry and how not to be a doorman. Highlights include: Catch Up Trailer - 1:20 What's The Story? - 4:10 Tidbits - 57:50 Top 5 - 'Jobs Before They Were Terrorists' - 1:06:20 Made Up Sequel - 1:15:35...
The Sinner Files break down the 1986 smash hit, 'Top Gun'. The Sinners touch on topics such as Goose's missing dog tags, what not to wear to a beach volleyball game, the finer points of assembling a naval barbershop quartet, potential Russian callsigns and how every good pilot needs a hard deck. Highlights include: Catch Up Trailer - 1:22 Selected Scenes - 3:35 Tidbits - 58:35 Top 5 - 1:11:30 Made Up Movie - 1:17:50
