Patreon Only Episode 8: Melisandre's Mega Bucket Welcome back to an exclusive Patreon Episode, this week we discuss bottom troubles again, Ross finding out he's missed an episode of Loki, Ross's secret teenage crush and our online gaming and arguments that happen because of them. Thanks for your patronage, it is genuinely appreciated and we'll see you next time. Simon and Ross xx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Jul 17, 2021•1 hr 6 min
T5M: Special Guest - Connor Keenan Part 3: I Just Wanted A Hotdog! Welcome to the last of Connor's episodes and we finally get to finish his top 5 movies. This week we find out which character was based on Russell Crowe, Daniel Day Lewis and a sprinkle of Colin Farrell. We also find a film Connor has watched more than once! Thanks Connor you were amazing, we'll hopefully get you on again at some point. See you next week for a new mini series. And thanks again for all the Patreon Support, it real...
Jul 16, 2021•43 min
Welcome back to this weeks Top 5 Movies podcast, this week again with Connor Kennan. This time we reuse a joke from previous guest Liam, Discuss soundtracks for war movies, were there any other films released in 1980? Who was originally called Minch? Have you ever searched for an Ewok in a thong? Join us next week for Connors final episode, bringing his top 5 to a close. See you then! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Jul 09, 2021•32 min
This week we return to our top 5 movie guest episodes, the time with our friend Connor Keenan. Welcome to the first Welsh man on our show, even though he doesn't sound Welsh at all. We find out why he goes buy the name Callum. Ross starts off by talking about console games, we also have the swiftest Who are you? Section yet. Eventually we get into his first in his top 5 movies, join us next week to continue into his top 5 movies. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-pod...
Jul 02, 2021•45 min
Patreon Only Episode 7: Ross "The Human Drill" Skyrme This week we return for our Patreon Exclusive episode, this Week, Simon had just had his second Covid jab, so was a bit under the weather. But we still manage to discuss Glory holes, Ross's new hobby (Getting thrown about by men!) and because he'd just finished rewatching it...Game of Thrones! Thanks once again for joining us on Patreon and hope you enjoy this episode made for you lucky people! SImon and Ross xxx Become a member at https://pl...
Jun 26, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Episode 6 - A snickers in the fridge, is like chives on the arse! This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave conclude their unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. Why does Aragorn put Mint on his ball sack? We also get a repeat of the Tom Bombadil and David Bowie song, DILO! Also Avengers Endgame gets another look in! Thanks for joining us on the journey to Mordor and back again and we'll see you next week! Become a mem...
Jun 25, 2021•50 min
Episode 5 - The Stench of Shelob This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. A very silly episode, we decide which of the fellowship we both identify as, Ross finishes the trilogy on his read along, do the fellowship ever clean their shieths? How manky is the mouth of Sauron? Merry and Pippins bulking up on Ent juice and finally the Green dragon dance mix. See you next week...
Jun 18, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Lord of the Rings: Episode 4 - Do you Remember White Dog Poo? This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. This time Legolas and Ross are scared of things bigger than they should be, why are the ring wraiths scared of scotch bonnets? and why is it when something exciting happens, you get told about it after it's happened? We also hear Aragorns dance single, which he dedicate...
Jun 11, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 3 - Eat's it! Eat's it! This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. This week Simon discovers the benefits of a Kindle, Ross talks about his retirement plans for a book shop, did they do a better job of the films than the books did? Ross tries to make Simon watch all of game of thrones again (not going happen), are we glad Tom Bombadil was...
Jun 04, 2021•43 min
Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 2 - Cracking off a Cheeky Gamgee This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. This week Ross discusses LOTRs fan fiction, Aragorn as Liam Gallagher (Galagorn) and Oasis inspired LOTRs songs, Faramir's father eating tomatoes, also does Sam turn Gollum into a little nob head? See you next week for part 3! Become a member at https://plus.acast...
May 28, 2021•53 min
Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 1 - Hey Doll Merry Doll! This week we start an unexpected adventure, Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave, travel through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. In this first episode, Gollum can't say Episode and Simon can't un-Yoda Gollum. Our introductions to Lord of the rings and our memories associated with it. We also hear the forgotten about collaboration with Tom Bombadil and David Bowie (during his Laughing gnome peri...
May 21, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Patreon Only Episode 6: The Simon and Ross Book Club This time, we are finally releasing an episode we recorded last year and couldn't find a place to put it in the normal series. In preparation for our next series which is all about The Lord of the Rings, we did an episode mainly on books, the books featured are: Charles Dickens - Great expectations https://www.waterstones.com/book/great-expectations/charles-dickens/charlotte-mitchell/9780141040363 J.B. Morrison - A God Awful Small Affair https...
May 15, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Special Guest - Ian Savage Part 3: Say Shark Again! We are joined for Ian's last episode, we finally get to find out his number 1 film: * What film has the 100ft woman in paper form? * What is Ians opinion on the phantom menace? * Would you buy a dog shit with the Star Wars logo on it? Thanks Ian you were amazing and thanks for joining us, hopefully we'll get you back on in the future. See you next week! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. Se...
May 14, 2021•44 min
Special Guest-Ian Savage Part 2: Welcome to this weeks episode * Which Joy Division song did Moby cover for a film? * Which film is a 50/50 best of both film? * Whats a container called? * How many good Val Kilmer films can you name? * Which Star Wars actor arrived at Ian's birthday party? See you next week for Ian's last episode and to find out his number 1 film! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 07, 2021•38 min
This week we are joined by Ian Savage a friend and colleague to both of us, joining us from sunny Bristol. He's here to discuss his top 5 movies and a couple of rejects, also: * Ross's super Mario mushroom haircut. * Do you build a boat for a bridge or a bridge for a boat? * Shot in the But-tocks! * We also find out how Ian knocked himself out, when he was a kid. See you next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
Apr 30, 2021•33 min
Welcome to this months exclusive episode, this week we talk about the ending of Hawk and the Crystal Castles, also new one off feature Ross's 8 year old holiday diary! Ross liked it, Simon liked it, hopefully you will also like it! Thanks again for your support, it REALLY, REALLY, REALLY is appreciated! If you enjoyed Ross's bands music then head over to... https://tempofeliz.bandcamp.com/album/respirar to pre order the album. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcas...
Apr 24, 2021•48 min
Welcome to Liams final episode. Once again, Fast vs slow zombies. Liam blows Simon's mind with information regarding one of his favourite films. Where do eggs come from? Do you want to buy a caravan? Thanks Liam you were amazing, hopefully we'll get you back on again soon! See you next week Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 23, 2021•36 min
Welcome to Liams second episode, this week: We finally get into Liams top 5 movies. What film uses the word 'f**k' 337 times? Do bears eat you from the arse up? Is the beach in the beach now a Lidl? See you next week for Liams final episode and to find out his number 1 movie Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 16, 2021•52 min
Special Guest - Liam Moser Episode 1: Old Mortgage Eyes. This week we are joined by Liam Moser, full name Flöki Liam-BjòrnChristianson Moser AKA Wade! Old school friend of Ross, back in Barrow. This week we learn about the dodgy taxi driver in Barrow that had a very odd way of accepting payment! Is it Keenan or Kel that used to buy Lucazade in Romiley precinct. Also, who really wants to claim Mick Hucknell. We may or may not get into talking about his top 5 movies. See you next week for part 2 B...
Apr 09, 2021•52 min
Episode 50: The Best of The Simon and Ross Podcast - Series 1 As a special treat for everyone, we have made a special show. The introduction (about 20 minutes long) talks about Ross's recent trip into trending on Twitter with the band The Music (thanks to the band and Eiger Studios in Leeds). After that we have special selected the best bits from Series 1, which had our Top ten albums, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Sherlock, Halloween and Christmas. We continue next week with the Top 5 Movie guests...
Apr 02, 2021•1 hr 37 min
Hello all patreons, welcome to Patreon episode 4: Hawk = Falcon. This time Ross continues to struggle with Falcon and the Winter Soldier, also how low can you go? and how high? We also have the Land of Ross's dreams and who is in the toilet with Ross? Thanks once again for your patreonage and see you next time! Love Simon and Ross xx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Mar 27, 2021•48 min
Special guest - Gage Davis Episode 3: A Patrick Swayze and Dolph Lundgren sandwich This week Gage finishes off his top 5 movies list, we discuss Guy Pearce's tattoo's and how he can't empty his dishwasher. What film has plutonium hidden under a bed? Thanks Gage you were amazing! See you next week! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Mar 26, 2021•44 min
This week Gage tries to convince us that his 4th choice is actually a comedy and how amazing he told Simon it was before he'd seen it. Also what animal would you choose to be turned into? See you next week for Gage's last episode. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Mar 19, 2021•37 min
Special Guest - Gage Davis Part 1: Midlife crisis This week Gage Davis joins us for his top 5 movies, a self confessed film nerd, we discuss Simon having a disappointing cinema trip with Gage, Ross's dad confuses a Guy Ritchie film for a Martin Scorsese film and what Lynx deodorant does Ben Kingsley wear? See you next week for episode 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Mar 12, 2021•52 min
Special extra episode, this is going to be available Thursday to everyone, don't worry there will be a Patreon exclusive one as usual! This is an extra episode that didn't quite fit anywhere, so releasing it on it's own. We discuss the Wandavision series in general and many other things. I can't wait for The Hawk and Tracey Beaker to begin! Thanks for your patreonage and we'll be back very soon! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
Mar 07, 2021•56 min
Patreon Only: Episode 2 - An Archive of Farts Vol.1 Welcome to a very silly Patreon only exclusive episode 2. This week Simon talks about his recent dreams and Ross talks about his very tight sphincter. Simon also almost has a heart attack live on zoom! Also returning near the end is previous guest Lewis. Thanks for all the support, it really means a lot and you are the reason we do it! See you next time! xxx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acas...
Mar 06, 2021•37 min
Special Guest - Fatima Nadat Part 3: What is Taters? This week join us for Fatima's final episode and we get into her top two choices, we hear Ross's deep dish, we also rename his outbuilding officially as the shed! Once again Ross cracks open his Gollum impression! Thank you Fatima you were, as expected Amazing! Next week a former film student joins us! See you then Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Mar 05, 2021•40 min
Special Guest - Fatima Nadat Part 2: Whisper, whisper, whisper...SHOUTY! This week Simon gets Nolan wrong, Ross does his his shouty Michael Caine! We also have another instalment of Ross's dreams! See you next week for Fatima's final episode, in episode 3. Xxx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Feb 26, 2021•29 min
Special Guest - Fatima Nadat Part 1: They're not slow slow and they're not fast fast! This week Ross is a brave man and we interview his wife Fatima for her top 5 movies, or T5M as we now call it! We discover Fatima likes kids film, but no Balto I'm afraid (Sorry Lewis), we also discuss once again the merits of slow vs fast zombies! See you next week for part 2! Xxx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Feb 19, 2021•53 min
Patreon only: Episode 1 - With a hip-hop feel good tone! Welcome to the Patreon only first proper episode, this time we have a general chat about things, Sir Patrick of Swayze rears his beautiful head again, Ross almost changes his opinion on Vision, we also discuss Ross's dreams in a McDonalds apocalypse and what the hell is a Dog-Camel. Thanks for joining us with your patronage and we'll see you next time. xxx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on A...
Feb 13, 2021•57 min
