The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an...
May 08, 2024•38 min
Welcome to the 100th milestone episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth! Join Schnebly and Toth as they dive headfirst into the shallow end of human behavior, exploring the hilariously stupid things people do. From epic fails to eyebrow-raising antics, this podcast leaves no stone unturned in its quest to dissect the absurdities of everyday life. With wit, humor, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Schnebly and Toth navigate through the murky waters of human folly, offering insightful commen...
May 01, 2024•37 min
Dive into The Shallow End of legal quagmires with Schnebly and Toth on this episode. First, we dissect the consequences of a man's fateful solution to ditching his community service sentence. What led him astray, and what can we learn from his missteps? We'll explore the complexities of justice, accountability, and the slippery slope of ruining two perfectly good king-size pillows. Then, hold onto your hats as we unravel the bizarre tale of a jailbreak unlike any other. Picture this: a lawnmower...
Apr 24, 2024•40 min
Dive into the global pool of human absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth as they embark on another wild journey in "Shallow End." In this episode, we're taking you on a whirlwind tour around the world to explore some of the most baffling and downright dumb actions ever committed by mankind. From the shores of Australia to the streets of New York City, no corner of the globe is safe from the antics of our species. With each story more ludicrous than the last, Schnebly and Toth provide hilarious ...
Apr 17, 2024•38 min
Pretty Sure I Can Fly is a humorous exploration of things that had never been done, until someone did them. It’s a series of weekly conversations about what it takes to break through the barrier of “impossible” and set new standards for human limitation. Pretty Sure I Can Fly is like going to history class, except your teachers are actor, stuntman, and outlaw radio DJ Johnny Knoxville and long-time This American Life contributor Elna Baker. And each week they bring a new guest to tell you all ab...
Apr 15, 2024•8 min
Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End as they navigate the turbulent waters of online antics and historical misfortunes. Strap in as they delve into the absurd world of Internet challenges, recounting the hilariously ill-conceived stunts that took a sharp turn toward disaster. From the notorious "Tide Pod Challenge" to the perilous "Fire Challenge," get ready to cringe, laugh, and shake your head at the sheer audacity of these viral sensations gone wrong. But that's not all...
Apr 10, 2024•39 min
Dive into the depths of absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth on this week's episode of The Shallow End! Join us as we explore the wild world of insurance fraud and uncover some of the most ridiculous schemes ever attempted. You won't believe the lengths some people will go to for a payout, from faked accidents to outlandish claims. But that's not all! In a twist of fate, we'll also share the story of a man who traded in his ordinary life for a firefighter's uniform. Discover how one individual...
Apr 03, 2024•39 min
Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring the ludicrous escapades of a con artist who masqueraded as a pastor. We will examine the chaotic journey of this pseudo-priest and the comedic fallout of his not-so-sacred schemes. But hold onto your hymnals because the second half is not for the faint of heart. Switching gears, we spin the web of a man whose terror of spiders led to a disaster of epi...
Mar 27, 2024•39 min
Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 20, 2024•37 min
Join hosts Schnebly and Toth on a rollercoaster of historical intrigue and modern-day absurdity in this captivating episode of Shallow End. First, we unravel the gripping tale of the Gaspee Affair, where one man's hubris triggers a chain of events that reverberate through the annals of history. We uncover the arrogance and stupidity of a pivotal figure whose actions ignited a revolution and forever changed the course of a nation. But the intrigue doesn't end there. Prepare for a wild ride in our...
Mar 13, 2024•41 min
Dive into the depths of The Shallow End with this riveting episode! In our first segment, we unpack the unbelievable tale of a manhole cover theft gone awry. Join us as we unravel the details of this unusual heist gone wrong, exploring the motives behind such an audacious act and the unexpected consequences that ensued. But wait, the strangeness doesn't stop there! In our second segment, we shift gears to dissect a truly peculiar incident of theft at none other than a Walmart Superstore. Prepare...
Mar 06, 2024•41 min
Dive into the depths of absurdity with this episode of Shallow End! First up, we unpack the side-splitting world of National Park reviews. From complaints about "too many trees" to baffling queries about where to plug in hairdryers, join us as we navigate the wild and wacky feedback left by entitled visitors to our nation's natural wonders. You'll laugh, scratch your head, and might reconsider humanity's grasp on common sense. But the adventure doesn't stop there! We also delve into the daring e...
Feb 28, 2024•30 min
In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly. First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches. Then, brace you...
Feb 21, 2024•42 min
Oops! Did I Do That? Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish excuses people make to save face. But the injuries are only half the fun! The hosts dissect the absurd excuses people concoct to explain away their mishaps, from blaming mysterious encounters with home appliances to accusing mischievous pets of sabotage. Tune in to "Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth" for a dose of laughter and a reminder that sometim...
Feb 14, 2024•40 min
Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two extraordinary tales will leave you in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief. First, we explore the side-splitting story of a very intoxicated man and his utterly unique problem-solving method. Join us as we unravel the antics of this inebriated genius and discover how his impaired judgment led to a chain of events that no one could have predicte...
Feb 07, 2024•38 min
Welcome to "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth," the podcast where we dive deep into the shallowness of life and explore those moments that make us cringe, laugh, and reflect. In this special episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth are back to bring you a dose of hilarity and relatability as they share emails from listeners who have bravely spilled the beans on their own embarrassing Shallow End moments. As self-proclaimed experts in the art of embracing our own human imperfections, Lindsay and JG ...
Jan 31, 2024•39 min
Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics. First, we'll explore the unexpected and sometimes comical injuries that occur at Super Bowl-watching parties. From overenthusiastic high-fives to wild touchdown celebrations gone wrong, we'll share hilarious anecdotes and discuss the most common party-related injuries that tend to happen during the Super Bowl frenzy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even ...
Jan 24, 2024•36 min
In this installment of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about? If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 17, 2024•34 min
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Jan 10, 2024•34 min
Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity. First up, we venture into a land with some of the strictest laws on the planet, where the concept of instant karma takes on a whole new meaning. Join us as we unravel the incredible account of an individual who thought they could outsmart the system, only to find himself facing consequences that were both immediate and ironic. In the second half of our episode, we delve into a cautionary tal...
Jan 03, 2024•38 min
Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow End With Schnebly And Toth. Think of it as re-heated leftovers that always taste better the next day. Or, in this case, from about a year ago. But don't worry, these stories have been properly refrigerated and stored in airtight containers to seal in freshness. Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a mo...
Dec 27, 2023•37 min
Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that's more slapstick than slick. Join us as we break down how a simple heist turned into a comedy of errors, leaving everyone, including the would-be thieves, scratching their heads in disbelief. But the ride doesn't stop there. Buckle up as we shift gears to bring you the inside scoop on what's being called the "worst ride-share passenger ever." From ...
Dec 20, 2023•42 min
Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining installment, we bring you two captivating stories that explore the mysterious workings of fate and human choices. Have you ever wondered if karma truly exists? Join us as we unravel this enlightening story of a man who learns about karma in the most unexpected way - through a stray dog. A dog that he should have been nicer to. Discover the profound...
Dec 13, 2023•39 min
The Shallow End Is Brought To You By Better Help In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of unpredictable twists and turns. Join us as we explore the fascinating narratives of individuals who found themselves facing unexpected outcomes. First up, we unravel the bizarre tale of a tipsy night gone wrong. Picture this: a night out with friends, a few too many drinks, and a heated altercation. But what happens when a seemingly ordinary bar fi...
Dec 06, 2023•39 min
This Episode is sponsored by Better Help Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast! 🎅 Story 1: "The Santa Train Caper" 🚂 Join us as we unwrap the hilarious escapade of a daring individual who decided to put a unique twist on their Christmas festivities. In a small town's annual holiday parade, chaos ensues when an unexpected character takes control of Santa's magical train. Will this maverick manage to spread holiday cheer or d...
Nov 29, 2023•35 min
In this episode, we explore the adrenaline-fueled world of a thrill seeker who made a life-altering poor choice, and the consequences that followed. Then, we shift gears to unveil the incredible story of how law enforcement executed a brilliant operation to capture over 160 fugitives simultaneously. In our first segment, you'll hear the jaw-dropping account of James Marples, a 22-year-old thrill-seeker whose insatiable appetite for adventure led him down a treacherous path. We'll examine the dec...
Nov 22, 2023•39 min
First, join us as we unravel the tale of a band of would-be burglars who learned the hard way that having the right tools for the job is absolutely crucial. We explore a daring heist gone awry, where a group of aspiring criminals underestimated the importance of proper preparation. We'll showcase the pivotal moments that turned a simple break-in into a disastrous disaster. In the second part of this episode, we take you on a wild ride with the story of a man whose relentless pursuit of riches le...
Nov 15, 2023•41 min
Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 08, 2023•31 min
First, we uncover the absurd story of a criminal / Uber driver. We'll explore a newlywed couple's harrowing experience with him that led to a very unexpected, bizarre but ultimately happy ending. In the second part of this episode, we turn our attention to the bizarre and often ridiculous lengths some people will go to in their quest for fame. Prepare to be astonished, amused, and maybe even a little bit horrified as we share the story of one online challenge that went too far. We'll also explor...
Nov 01, 2023•46 min
In this episode, we embark on a journey to the high seas as we explore the life of John Cummings, a man whose extraordinary talent for swallowing knives set him apart from the rest. Join us as we unravel the mysteries behind his peculiar skill, the dangers he faced, and the crowd-stunning performances that made him a legendary figure of his time. Then, we shift gears and delve into the intriguing life of Thomas Justice, a young cyclist prodigy with a promising future. Discover the twists and tur...
Oct 25, 2023•46 min
