5. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Whew. What an episode. The second time we recorded this. Our finale on the (stupid) Hobbit movies. What isn't wrong with this movie? Will Isaiah mount a mounted defense for this movie? Or will Cooper's unstoppable attack on these movies continue with a steamrolling finish of Five Armies? Will Mathew independently stand with his own mind and say, "Eh. Was entertaining but will never watch again"???? What do the Screeners have to say about this mostly-shot-on-a-green-screen-movie? Totally not the things above. Listen anyway. It's good. Don't worry, I see the two suns rising. Star Wars next time!! Props for reading this far. If you have, go ahead and go to https://patreon.com/thescreening and donate at five bucks or more a month for a donor shoutout. Or don't. That's cool too. But if you do, you can tell us not to ever write a description like this again. So definitely do. KICK ORC!!

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