CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY MisterFlames: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-130 www.scp-wiki.net/document-130-1 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. M██████ █████ E██████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the pod...
Jun 14, 2024•17 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-129 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/t...
May 31, 2024•14 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HK-016, REWRITTEN BY WrongJohnSilver: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-128 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Control was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Mu-13 Lead was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Mu-13 Beta was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mu-13 Gamma was provided by Brittany Carlton. Th...
May 28, 2024•19 min
Content Warning: Castration, cannibalism, harm to an infant, and mass casualties due to natural disaster. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Dalunamastero. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Djoric: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2845 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---...
May 16, 2024•27 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY far2: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-127 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpf...
May 09, 2024•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-126 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████████ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclu...
Apr 25, 2024•8 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Agent Circeus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-125 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.co...
Apr 11, 2024•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-124 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreo...
Apr 04, 2024•6 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Abe. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Raddagher: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-6326 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Watts was Romeo Rosales, Jr. Th...
Apr 01, 2024•25 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY sloppyjoes7: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-123 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/...
Mar 28, 2024•8 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Ecronak: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-122 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch...
Mar 21, 2024•17 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-121 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpf...
Mar 14, 2024•12 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patrons Aeon, Jackson Razor, Melvin shermen, and Miettispaghetti. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mortos: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voices of the Database and the man in the recording were pr...
Jan 02, 2024•43 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-120 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclu...
Dec 26, 2023•18 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY elrosth: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-119 www.scp-wiki.net/test-log-for-scp-119 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database and O5-█ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Grant was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Derel was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Sound Credits "placing glass bottle on side table.wav" by __bernicetredoux of Freesound.org ...
Dec 22, 2023•21 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Oksbad: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-118 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Brant was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Klaus was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Capt. Thomson was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. F. [REDACTED] was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of O5-5 was provided by Lee ...
Dec 15, 2023•26 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-117 EDITED BY Joshua Alan Lindsay License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Climan was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outt...
Nov 30, 2023•15 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... WRITTEN BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. EDITED BY FlyPurgatorio. www.scp-wiki.net/audit-scp-116 INSPIRED BY SCP-116, BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-116 "The Jungle Book" (by Rudyard Kipling) excerpt is in the Public Domain. --- The voice of The Auditor was provided by Rebekah Alexander. The voice of Dr. Benson was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Guard was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditionin...
Nov 20, 2023•16 min
Content Warnings: Body horror, gore, torture, and violence; mention of child molestation and mutilation (no details); and Ronald Reagan. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Gregg. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Digiwizzard: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981 License: creativecomm...
Oct 31, 2023•17 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Salty Buckets. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY S D Locke and Flumswack: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4910 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was w...
Oct 19, 2023•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY various authors: www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-extranormal-events License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Carriontrooper was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, e...
Oct 12, 2023•16 min
Content Warning: Attempted (censored) deadnaming; thinly veiled trans- and xenophobia; heavily implied war crimes; and fascist elements. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Trey Adams. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by newnykacolaquantum: www.scp-wiki.net/re-kto-0001-bellfather License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the ...
Oct 02, 2023•28 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron Angelica Herrera. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Deadly Bread: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5522 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Jo...
Sep 21, 2023•15 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-115 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Jonathan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can e...
Sep 14, 2023•6 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY bleggs: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-114 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-114-a RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BY Wiiskey scpfoundation.net/scp-114 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Soldier was provided by Leo Grinberg. The voice of the Interpreter was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credit...
Sep 01, 2023•14 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Jared Falto. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by CrankyMonkey2: www.scp-wiki.net/fernand-s-memoir Features SCP-082: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bernstein was provided by Oktober Crow. The...
Aug 28, 2023•18 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kabu, REWRITTEN BY Robin Sure AND thedeadlymoose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-113 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on s...
Aug 17, 2023•10 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MisterBibs: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-112 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. [REDACTED] was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of D-35784 was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Li...
Aug 11, 2023•19 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Adam Henderson: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-111 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.c...
Jul 20, 2023•10 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patrons Alex Adams and Von Bright. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HammerMaiden: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Clef was...
Jul 17, 2023•33 min
