An SCP Tale by Voct: www.scp-wiki.net/ethics-committee-orientation License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Ethics Committee member was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits: "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can ev...
Dec 05, 2019•8 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron Robbie Curry. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CadaverCommander: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4999 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-4999 has had minor edits by the author since this episode was recorded. For the text of the v...
Dec 02, 2019•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY qntm AND CptBellman: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bartholomew Hughes was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of the survey team member was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusi...
Nov 22, 2019•9 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY SimpleCadence): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-054 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on s...
Nov 19, 2019•6 min
Content Warning: Heavily implied violence against a child. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-053 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclu...
Nov 15, 2019•4 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY eric_h: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-052 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on...
Nov 12, 2019•9 min
A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We are now streaming on Spotify and Stitcher. 2. Investigations into disappearances of SCP-005 and -029 are ongoing. 3a. - Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase 3b. - A clip from our patron-exclusive SCP-049-J episode. 3c. - Special thanks to new patrons Andrew M, Martin Taylor, Raymond Duke, Robert Curry, Stephanie Martin, and Toby Crow. ---- SCP-049-J clip information: SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.s...
Nov 08, 2019•5 min
Content Warning: miscarriage, obstetrical body horror ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY mari_who: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-051 www.scp-wiki.net/interview-051-1 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the interviewer was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. David Ehrenfeld was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” ...
Nov 06, 2019•12 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983 Cold open is "Mr. Parker", an SCP Tale by Erazm: www.scp-wiki.net/mr-parker License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the agent was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Barclay was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org...
Oct 31, 2019•22 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY AdminBright AND VARIOUS CONTRIBUTORS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050 www.scp-wiki.net/document-050 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- Relevant SCP Definitions: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-705 SCP-705 is 5 ounces of sentient, “self-molding” Play-Doh™. It is incredibly violent and militaristic, often molding itself into minuscule armies armed with fully functional——though completely harmless——automatic ...
Oct 28, 2019•19 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gabriel Jade AND djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-049 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Hamm was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Sherman was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Itkin was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits...
Oct 21, 2019•29 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-048 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Cortez was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of O5-11 was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on...
Oct 15, 2019•3 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Erku: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-047 www.scp-wiki.com/incident-report-yersinia-047-01-2010 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfo...
Oct 11, 2019•14 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eskobar: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-046 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Edward Carter was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon...
Oct 07, 2019•12 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Drewbear): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-045 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Li...
Oct 02, 2019•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-044 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-██ was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, an...
Sep 27, 2019•4 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY xthevilecorruptor (?): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-043 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along ...
Sep 27, 2019•2 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Skali Sharpnose): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-042 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdata...
Sep 24, 2019•6 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-041 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the researcher was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons...
Sep 21, 2019•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow (REWRITTEN BY Djoric): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-040 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-040 has been revised since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by Djoric. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Habernathy wa...
Sep 17, 2019•9 min
Other engagements will require that our next episodes be pushed back to next week, unfortunately. We didn't want to go all week without posting anything, though, so enjoy this fabulous SCP sonnet by Raddagher. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming on Tuesday, Sept. 17 with "SCP-040 - Evolution's Child" --- An SCP Tale by Raddagher: www.scp-wiki.net/sonnet-for-unethical-practices License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua...
Sep 10, 2019•1 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes o...
Sep 06, 2019•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Roget AND Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-039 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-039 has been rewritten since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by Kothardarastrix. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice in the recovered documents was pr...
Sep 03, 2019•9 min
This episode is from our bonus series of monthly joke episodes. We present it here as a sample of what is available to our supporters on Patreon. For more information, please visit patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. --- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DomeAcolyte: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-008-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Commander Price was...
Aug 30, 2019•8 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-038 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/t...
Aug 27, 2019•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-037 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-037 has changed substantially since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by SimpleCadence. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by ...
Aug 23, 2019•4 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-036 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in o...
Aug 20, 2019•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-035 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP ...
Aug 15, 2019•16 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-034 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-034 has had minor edits by the author since this episode was recorded. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Agent ██████ was provided by Ro...
Aug 09, 2019•9 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mulciber: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-033 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Prof. Hutchinson was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com...
Aug 06, 2019•9 min
