An SCP Tale by Croquembouche: www.scp-wiki.net/omega-k License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator/Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of the Nurse was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of George Michaels was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Darryl Loyd was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice Thomas Fletcher was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Notifier was pr...
Dec 22, 2025•38 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-158 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-158-aa www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-158-ag License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Heinrich Driesch was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Professor K.P. Crow was provided by Jerry Maynard. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RI...
Nov 19, 2025•25 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Montana Lisette. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by stormbreath: www.scp-wiki.net/ambrose-transylvania License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of Waldon Studio was provided by Ilham Kedider. The voice of the Announcer was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. The voice of Sebastian LaCroix was pr...
Oct 31, 2025•32 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY various authors: www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-extranormal-events License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP obj...
Oct 23, 2025•14 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY eric_h: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-157 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thesc...
Sep 25, 2025•8 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Oresthin: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-156 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/the...
Sep 17, 2025•9 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Croquembouche: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3984 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voices of the narrator and the Database were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of D-11424 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of Dr. Emily Young was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of ...
Sep 06, 2025•32 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-155 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thes...
Aug 13, 2025•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-154 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon...
Jul 30, 2025•7 min
An SCP Tale by Captain Kirby: www.scp-wiki.net/in-the-clutches-of-life License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of George Michaels was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Nurse was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Capt. Eric Michaels was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Pvt. Turner was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of...
Jul 23, 2025•16 min
Content Warning: Depictions of dysphoria, transphobia, and abuse. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Cubeseer: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-8801 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ComputerGlitchStatic SFXB.3611.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "PE Static BW.40045.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE ---- ...
Jun 20, 2025•16 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-153 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Kovalanskaya was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even r...
Jun 12, 2025•6 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MalcolmMacLean: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-152 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Jansen was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus ...
May 29, 2025•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Agent Thornsmith: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-151 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon...
May 21, 2025•4 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY The Raven, A Random Day, and Decibelles: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-150 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Harlan Sun was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Wendy Robin was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Dr. Alex Harlow was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of D-016002 was provided by Lisa H...
May 16, 2025•15 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Arlecchino: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-149 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/t...
Apr 23, 2025•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lt Masipag, REWRITTEN BY Communism will win: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-148 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke...
Apr 15, 2025•12 min
Content Warning: Mentions of filmed instances of rape, torture, genital mutilation, and other extremely violent acts (no details given); mention of suicide (no details given). ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eberstrom: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-147 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] -...
Apr 09, 2025•8 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Bazingler. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CadaverCommander: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1233 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Bob Parson was provided by ...
Apr 01, 2025•24 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, MusicalGolfBall. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Michael Atreus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ The adapted audio play was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provide...
Mar 15, 2025•42 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Colin Chlistovsky. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Tufto: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4005 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Martha Hardcastle was prov...
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 14 min
Content Warning: Brief description of suicide (minimal detail); self-harm mention. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Skali Sharpnose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-146 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Professor Skali █████████ was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro ...
Dec 16, 2024•16 min
Content Warning: Mention of torture; mention of sexual assault as torture (no details given) ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Cinder: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-145 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was w...
Nov 29, 2024•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-144 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/...
Nov 21, 2024•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow AND VARIOUS AUTHORS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143-testing-log License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-890 was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ----...
Nov 17, 2024•36 min
An SCP Tale by SnakeoilSage: www.scp-wiki.net/the-worm Features SCP-1461: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/the-worm ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider suppor...
Oct 31, 2024•38 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Autumn Kittell. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SnakeoilSage: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provi...
Oct 28, 2024•18 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lumancer: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-142 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/the...
Oct 17, 2024•10 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AssertiveRoland: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-141 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon....
Oct 10, 2024•9 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AssertiveRoland: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon....
Sep 26, 2024•16 min
