CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-110 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Stephen Kolsnik was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "Alien Computer Alarm Sci Fi OCP-1141-03.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Impacts-Debris-MCU-Dirt&Roc.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "LFETremor LF02.7.wav" by...
Jun 29, 2023•18 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-109 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even ...
Jun 22, 2023•8 min
An SCP Tale by ch00bakka: www.scp-wiki.net/rainbow-crapitalism Features SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- *Technically speaking, handles on Void are denoted by an asterism (⁂) rather than an @ sign. We chose to read them as @ signs because 1.) it flows better and in a way most people understa...
Jun 16, 2023•14 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kinchtheknifeblade: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-6 was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of POI-6870, Jude Kriyot, was provided by Dorian Marron. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" b...
Jun 15, 2023•13 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thekit: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-108 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thesc...
Jun 01, 2023•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY RichardJ28: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-107 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Quentin I███████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can...
May 25, 2023•14 min
Content Warning: Gore; mention of sexual assault and implied child rape (no details). ---- An SCP Tale by Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/the-young-man Features SCP-106 - The Old Man: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits This episode uses audio samples from the PC game "SCP - Containment Breach" by Undertow Games and Third Subdivision Studios [CC BY 3.0], in addition to the foll...
May 22, 2023•23 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merc...
May 12, 2023•18 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Ketill. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY WarpZone: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2063 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-9 was Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Cre...
May 02, 2023•21 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose, Dantensen, and DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-105 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of SCP-105 was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon!...
Apr 20, 2023•15 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-104 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even requ...
Apr 13, 2023•7 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Melvin shermen. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AnActualCrow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5655 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Researcher Alami was provi...
Apr 01, 2023•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Spade103 AND REWRITTEN BY tunedtoadeadchannel: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-103 EDITED BY Joshua Alan Lindsay License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-103 has changed substantially since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by fairydoctor. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by ...
Mar 30, 2023•8 min
Content Warning: Heavily implied sexual assault. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY tunedtoadeadchannel: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-102 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Pa...
Mar 23, 2023•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Jo Black: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-101 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/the...
Mar 16, 2023•9 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-100 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpf...
Mar 09, 2023•15 min
An SCP Tale by Lurk D. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/how-dr-clef-contained-christmas License: CC-BY-SA 3.0 This content is a fan-based parody of a satirical nature protected under Fair-Use that is based off of the children's book "How the Grinch Stole Christmas!" by Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel. ---- Narrated by Lee Daniel ---- Sound Credits "stylus4.wav" by gadzooks of Freesound.org ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, excl...
Dec 25, 2022•12 min
Content Warning: Brief gore and torture. Brief, negative language against Arabic-speaking cultures. Genocide of a fictional race. ---- An SCP Tale by AdminBright: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-o5 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Audio play by Joshua Alan Lindsay. NOTE: This episode was released after its author, AdminBright, was permabanned from the SCP wiki for sexual misconduct, some of which allegedly involved minors. I was unfortunately not aware of this at the time, and I regret ...
Dec 20, 2022•33 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Michael Loster. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ...
Dec 12, 2022•22 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gears-s-proposal License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Researcher was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of F...
Dec 02, 2022•10 min
An Out-of-Character Announcement: - We've gotten through all of the two-digit SCPs! Now we'll be doing a few of the early SCP-001 Proposals, which will go out over a few weeks in December. We'll return to the 001s after every 100 episodes of the Main Series. - After that, we'll be taking a couple months to plan/regroup/address the ever-growing pile of admin before we come back in March 2023 with SCP-100. - If you don't want to go without a new episode during the break, you can always go to Patre...
Nov 22, 2022•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Sorts): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-099 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SC...
Nov 17, 2022•6 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY sirpudding: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2523 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Rossetti was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the SCP-2523-1 entity was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written b...
Oct 31, 2022•19 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-098 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.co...
Oct 27, 2022•7 min
Content Warnings: Body horror, car accident, cancer, childbirth, death, gore, torture, and violence; in addition to force-feeding, non-human birth, oral violation (non-sexual), physical restraint, skinning, stomach rupture, mutation, and Margaret Thatcher. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2030 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Li...
Oct 21, 2022•20 min
Content Warnings: Mention of extreme violence against and murder of children by supernatural forces. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dexanote: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-097 www.scp-wiki.net/event-log-scp-097 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua...
Oct 14, 2022•30 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Dan: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 www.scp-wiki.net/document-096-1 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Dan was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Complainant was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of SCP-096 was provided by Jacquelyn ...
Sep 30, 2022•43 min
1. I've seen people on Reddit complaining that we've starting going out of order. We have not. We've simply had to put more time in between Main Series episodes because 087, 093, and 096 are so close together and HUGE, and we used the lead up to those as an opportunity to fulfill episode requests from patrons. We always return to where we left off. 2. Work on SCP-096 is in full swing. We'll need to take extra time to work on it, and so there may be a few weeks of no new episodes. However, 096 wo...
Aug 11, 2022•5 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ThatBlazinInferno. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY bbaztek: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RIC...
Jul 28, 2022•17 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wildt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-095 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████████ was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfou...
Jul 21, 2022•6 min
