CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one pla...
May 18, 2020•8 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gilded Orchid: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-081 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patr...
May 06, 2020•8 min
"Doors" is a creepypasta credited to aCJohnson [CC BY-SA 3.0] https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Doors This episode was requested by Patreon patron Lucas Edwards. In the Quaran-tainment series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was p...
Apr 29, 2020•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Ryebox: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-080 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-080-2 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of D-080-1 was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of D-080-2 was provided by Spera Crinis. The voic...
Apr 27, 2020•16 min
"A Vulcan Adopts a Cat" by Azzandra and bartfargo. [1st half: Copyright ©2019 by Azzandra. Used with Permission.] [2nd half: Copyright ©2019 by bartfargo. Used with Permission.] For more works by Azzandra, visit azzandra.tumblr.com and archiveofourown.org/users/Azzandra For more of bartfargo, visit bartfargo.tumblr.com In the Quaran-tainment series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic kee...
Apr 22, 2020•4 min
An Out-of-Character Announcement: Following a health scare related to my anxiety, I've decided that our release schedule will need to relax in order to give me time to breathe. Starting immediately: --No more than two episodes per week, one of which will be an installment of the Quaran-tainment series. BUT --The Quaran-tainment series will end in a few weeks. --Single-episode weeks will be more common. --The run-up to bigger episodes (like 087, 093, and 096) will likely require that no episode i...
Apr 20, 2020•6 min
"The Thing Under the Fridge" by Bethany the Martian [Copyright ©2019 by Bethany the Martian. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, and to show them your support, visit ko-fi.com/bethanythemartian/ (Intro/lead-in by writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com) In this new "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainme...
Apr 15, 2020•7 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron Toby Crow. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MaliceAforethought: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1313 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by R...
Apr 13, 2020•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-079 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of SCP-079, Perfect Paul, was provided by ACAT (Assistive Context Aware Toolkit). ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, out...
Apr 10, 2020•10 min
"A Guide to Working the Night Shift" by DomainX [Copyright ©2019 by DomainX. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, visit www.reddit.com/user/DomainX/ In this new "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narra...
Apr 08, 2020•10 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gnosis: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-078 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on...
Apr 06, 2020•6 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Pothman (REWRITTEN BY Smapti): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1417-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. James Anderson was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Dr. Sarah Becker was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Ibrahim Kemal was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Andrew Sullivan was provided by ...
Apr 01, 2020•17 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gabriel Jade: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-077 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one pl...
Mar 30, 2020•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Kain Pathos Crow AND DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076-2 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Arthur █. █████ was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Pamela G████ was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of the interviewer was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of SCP-076-2...
Mar 27, 2020•30 min
A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. New Wednesday series of extra episodes featuring horror, sci-fi, and occult fiction works for the duration of the COVID-19 pandemic, beginning April 8. Look out for special April 1st SCP episode, as well. 2. Investigations into the disappearances of SCP-005 and 029 conclude that the two breaches are unrelated, with 005 likely still on site in the hands of a Foundation employee. 3. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Angelo Pileggi, Carter Marshall, Geo (Overand)...
Mar 23, 2020•3 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY InLeaves (?) (REWRITTEN BY Aelanna and Paradox): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-075 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatab...
Mar 19, 2020•4 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Voct: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-074 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www...
Mar 16, 2020•8 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-073 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in on...
Mar 12, 2020•8 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron Robbie Curry. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Communism will win/Scantron: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1141 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Duane was p...
Mar 09, 2020•15 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kate McTiriss: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-072 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one p...
Mar 02, 2020•6 min
Content warning: discussion of sexual themes and sexual deviancy (does not depict sexual acts) ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Anonypoet (REWRITTEN BY Aelanna): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-071 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get acc...
Feb 27, 2020•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/security-clearance-levels License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request...
Feb 24, 2020•4 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Le Blue Dude (REWRITTEN BY Quikngruvn): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-070 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Liste...
Feb 20, 2020•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-069 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. ...
Feb 17, 2020•6 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Wacey: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-068 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpf...
Feb 13, 2020•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie (?) AND ANONYMOUS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-067 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the test subject was provided by Raymond Duke. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP obje...
Feb 11, 2020•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Communism will win/Scantron): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-066 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, an...
Feb 06, 2020•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-065 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com...
Feb 03, 2020•6 min
An SCP Tale by ModernMajorGeneral: www.scp-wiki.net/the-last-man Features SCP-2399: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2399 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Doctor Beckett was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "airlock_1_3_sec_mast.wav" by beerbelly38 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Eerie Machinery.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZPro...
Jan 30, 2020•12 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron Andrew M. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL The following file describes a hostile, alien superstructure capable of causing an SK-Class "Barren Earth" End-of-the-World Event, and is Level 5/2399 Classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden. SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/...
Jan 24, 2020•18 min
