Other engagements will require that our next episodes be pushed back to next week, unfortunately. We didn't want to go all week without posting anything, though, so enjoy this fabulous SCP sonnet by Raddagher. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming on Tuesday, Sept. 17 with "SCP-040 - Evolution's Child" --- An SCP Tale by Raddagher: www.scp-wiki.net/sonnet-for-unethical-practices License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua...
Sep 10, 2019•1 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes o...
Sep 06, 2019•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Roget AND Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-039 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-039 has been rewritten since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by Kothardarastrix. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice in the recovered documents was pr...
Sep 03, 2019•9 min
This episode is from our bonus series of monthly joke episodes. We present it here as a sample of what is available to our supporters on Patreon. For more information, please visit patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. --- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DomeAcolyte: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-008-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Commander Price was...
Aug 30, 2019•8 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-038 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/t...
Aug 27, 2019•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-037 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-037 has changed substantially since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by SimpleCadence. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by ...
Aug 23, 2019•4 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-036 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in o...
Aug 20, 2019•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-035 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP ...
Aug 15, 2019•16 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-034 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-034 has had minor edits by the author since this episode was recorded. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Agent ██████ was provided by Ro...
Aug 09, 2019•9 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mulciber: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-033 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Prof. Hutchinson was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com...
Aug 06, 2019•9 min
WARNING! Very loud, sudden noises. CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dmatix: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1440 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of SCP-1440 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Creaking Metal Soundscape 2.wav" by Speedenza of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Explos...
Aug 02, 2019•9 min
A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We now have a Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase 2. We are now on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast 3. If you enjoy the podcast, please consider leaving a rating and review. 4. No new episode will go up during the week of July 21 - 27 ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-01 Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com
Jul 18, 2019•3 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dmatix: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-032 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Kovac was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-032 was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even reque...
Jul 18, 2019•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY RJB_R: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-031 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-031 has been completely rewritten since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by DrClef. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of...
Jul 12, 2019•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mulciber: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-030 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place ...
Jul 09, 2019•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... FILE NOT FOUND Written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. Inspired by SCP-029, by AdminBright: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-029 --- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Sczech was provided by Oktober Crow. The voices of the Agents were provided by Lisa Hogan and Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "AirDuctCrawl BW.61259.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Footsteps of ...
Jul 05, 2019•3 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-028 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████ █████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outta...
Jun 27, 2019•8 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-027 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Jameson was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Security Officer K███████ F█████ was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch...
Jun 24, 2019•8 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-026 http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-026-01 http://www.scp-wiki.net/026-exploration-logs http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-026-08 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent ███████ (Interview Log 026-01) was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of Mr. ██████ (Interview Log...
Jun 19, 2019•35 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thattallfellow (?): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-025 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SC...
Jun 14, 2019•10 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-024 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one pla...
Jun 11, 2019•9 min
An SCP Tale by Dr. Trebuchet (Pig_catapult): www.scp-wiki.net/mothers-love Features SCP-023: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-023 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Original music ("Atmosphere No. 1") is by Joshua Alan Lindsay and is Copyright © 2019. All Rights Reserved. It can be found here: soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/atmosphere-no-1-score-to-mothers-love ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patro...
Jun 06, 2019•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Pig_catapult: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-023 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-report-023-26 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-023-27 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Dr. ████ was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits “Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] “Sc...
Jun 03, 2019•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY DrSevere: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-022 www.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-022-751 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-022-1-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voices of the Agents were provided by Breck Wilhite and Lillian Boyd. The voice of SCP-022-1-5 ...
May 29, 2019•13 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY xthevilecorruptor: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-021 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in o...
May 23, 2019•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-020 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of T2-Lead was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of T2-COM was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of T2-2 was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Civilian Woman was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "be advised.wav" by tim.k...
May 22, 2019•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sophia Light: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-019 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Vaux was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.c...
May 16, 2019•6 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-018 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of O-5 Command was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can eve...
May 14, 2019•5 min
An SCP Tale by Roget: www.scp-wiki.net/document-017-1 [NOTE1: The source material has been edited since this episode was recorded. The SCP-5200 mentioned is not the SCP-5200 found on the wiki.] [NOTE2: A previous version of this episode unknowingly deadnamed the author in the intro, for which we profusely apologize. Because of the sensitive nature of the author's name in connection to her work right now, we have not reached out to ask if/how she would prefer to be credited. As such, her name has...
May 09, 2019•17 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sam Swicegood: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one p...
May 06, 2019•2 min
