In this week’s episode, my pug gets really good at Blackjack, Australia gives Cardinal Pell a timeout in the corner to think about all the kid-raping, and Mark and Dan will be here for some DIY Heathenism. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To check out our new YouTube video, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U32vRjZOU To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebo...
May 03, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 272
In this week’s episode, Ken ham’s ark park see less footraffic than your mom, we find a great new reason to ejaculate on a wall (your mom), and Lee Strobel will prove that the New Testament is the New Testament. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sis...
Apr 26, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 271
In this week’s episode, the Mormons introduce the world to their black friend, we learn on InfoWars that Alex Jones invented the clitoris in 1988, and Chris Matheson will be here to suggest the bible, koran, and book of mormon might just be bullshit. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid=139...
Apr 19, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 270
In this week’s episode, God’s dead at the box office, Coach Dave gets a handjob from a dude while thinking about a goat, and perfect word of god will be back to not make any fucking sense. To see Noah in Syracuse courtesy of the Central New York Humanist Association, click here: https://www.facebook.com/events/188813505256294/?active_tab=about To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Dia...
Apr 12, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 269
In this week’s episode, we catch us on all the news we missed while we were looking for one single human being in the entire state of Oklahoma. Seriously. Never had to look both ways to cross the street. I mean, we still did, but we never had to. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141...
Apr 05, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 268
In this week’s episode, we discuss Trump’s crayon-panned trans ban, we learn that your firearms are useless against killer swarms of bee-sting acupuncturists, and Noah will do battle with eucharists, because when it comes to hosts, there can be only one. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid...
Mar 29, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 267
In this week’s episode, The Olten Enterprise will print all the news that fits into a vagina, a comedian holds up a mirror during a set at a Catholic university and they're forced to blur it out, and Old Testament god will get even less likeable. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To enter our failed Easter Card contest, click here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1783492458625886/ To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com...
Mar 22, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 266
In this week’s episode, Kim Davis becomes the first person to write a book she can’t read, the reputation of United Airlines takes another hit after God gets dragged off a flight kicking and screaming, and Jesus will turn out to be way realer than Alexander the Great. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?i...
Mar 15, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 265
In this week’s episode, Kentucky vies for that “Toddlers and Tiaras”, “Say Yes to the Dress” crossover we’ve all been waiting for, Roy Moore tries to crowdsource money to silence a victim at GoFundMeToo, and we learn that the Vatican has more gay dudes than Eli’s browser history. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/...
Mar 08, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 264
In this week’s episode, we figure out if blessed AR-15’s kill less kids, rabbis in Iceland are running out of good excuses for sucking a baby's penis, and despite being such a Jesus fan, Billy Graham will not rise from the dead on the third day. For info on Noah’s talk in Allentown, click here: https://www.meetup.com/Lehigh-Valley-Humanists/events/247633530/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www...
Mar 01, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 263
In this week’s episode, we’ll see which christian can blame not-god the hardest, a Pennsylvania pastor finally finds that platonic gay bondage relationship he's always been looking for, and the Jehovah’s Witnesses will courageously not do stuff. For more info on Noah’s talk for the Lehigh Valley Humanists, click here: https://www.meetup.com/Lehigh-Valley-Humanists/events/247633530/?_cookie-check=65tZEnFXmlKNkrUZ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/S...
Feb 22, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 262
On this week’s episode: Alex Jones wants to know Optimus Prime's preferred pronouns ... North Carolina makes a special gay marriage lane that's separate but equal ... And Canada decides not to proactively get dumber. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our ...
Feb 15, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 261
In this week’s episode, we’ll discuss the international, secret child rape cabal from the nineties that didn’t exist, Virginia considers a tax on porn despite the very visible hands that guide the market, and, speaking of strokes, we’ll talk about Pat Robertson. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8...
Feb 08, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 260
In this week’s episode, we break out the Book of Mormon voices one last time, we learn which Jehovah's Witness elder ate the most cum-covered cookies, and we’ll examine the zero fold increase in worldwide demonic possession. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To chec...
Feb 01, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 259
In this week’s episode, the Pope on a Rope makes himself look a dope, God finally takes over control of all the snipes in Oklahoma, and we’ll reach the glorious end of an inglorious book. This week's episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club and Blue Apron. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8...
Jan 25, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 258
In this week’s episode, we pound on the president’s sh thole , the humor of grabbing him by the sh thole is lost on him completely, and Seth Andrews from the Thinking Atheist podcast will be here so this episode isn’t just one long poop joke. This week’s episode is brought to you by Ziprecruiter: The smarter way to hire. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthr...
Jan 18, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 257
In this week’s episode, we’ll try to scare you out of gay sex, we learn that Roy Moore's not anti-Semitic because he knows a self-hating former Jew, and by the same token, we learn that Noah and Heath aren’t anti-Semitic either. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To ...
Jan 11, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 256
In this week’s episode, churches are bad and they should feel bad , we learn about how the gay jewish slave traders might affect our weekend, and we’ll be almost not reading the Book of Mormon anymore. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, ...
Jan 04, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 255
In this week’s episode, we do voices and skits so that you can freak out those teenagers in the white shirts, the new Star Wars movie conceals its gay sexbot agenda using lesbian SJW propaganda, and Pope Francis will lay down the Law. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8...
Dec 28, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 254
In this week’s episode, the CDC gets 7 words they can’t say in this hellish vision, Egypt comes out with some banana porn that sadly does not include Ray Comfort, and a fat man will watch you sleep.This week’s episode is brought to you by Policy Genius. Find out more at https://www.policygenius.com/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist You should like our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click t...
Dec 21, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 253
In this week’s episode, Alabama takes out its ponytail and turns out to have been super hot all along, Alex Jones learns the hard way that his android sex doll is a homosexual, and Joseph Smith will finally make with the genocide. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 T...
Dec 14, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 252
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court rules you have to make a gay couple a wedding cake but you no longer have to watch them have sex with it, Pakistan will put the ‘cleric’ back in ‘clerical error’, and Andrew Torrez from the Opening Arguments Podcast will be here to tell us how long before we reinstitute trial by ordeal. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-M...
Dec 07, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 251
In this week’s episode, we’ll celebrate two hundred and fifty episodes when we technically won’t have that many until we get done celebrating, Heath will get to say “bread-ophile”, and all of us will finally get to talk about all the latest revelations about Roy Moore. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?...
Nov 30, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 250
In this week’s episode, Eli will reference a thing we put up on YouTube, and then forget to post it to YouTube on time to make it into these shownotes, and Mark and Dan will join us to talk about fun things you’re allowed to do with your butt if you’re not religious anymore. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=s...
Nov 23, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 249
In this week’s episode, we report back to the future, "everyone becomes Eric Stoltz in Mask" gets more popular votes than the President, and Mormon Jesus will be back to tell us how important all that stuff he said was. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out...
Nov 16, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 248
In this week’s episode, Hemant Mehta caused a mass shooting, Christians boycott the Disney Channel over its glaring lack of molester programming, and aliens will tell us to have sex. But not like “us” as in you and these show notes. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Pr...
Nov 09, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 247
In this week’s episode, Roy Moore isn’t sure if gays are people, House Republicans hope to pass a Morning After Bill that describes when a woman's right to choose comes to an end, and the President of the Australian Skeptics will be here to convince us that his country isn’t gonna kill us. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B...
Nov 02, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 246
In this week’s episode, the Catholic church wishes you’d stop talking about all the Id-kay ucking-fay, you'll never believe what the gay Nazis are up to, and Jesus will be in the Book of Mormon like Luke was in The Force Awakens. To see us in Australia at Skepticon, click here: https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Mis...
Oct 26, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 245
In this week’s episode, the president warms up for his speech at a cross burning, two different Christian bigots try out poetry and I just came again thinking about it, and Michele Bachmann teaches us that archaeology disproves archaeology. To come see us in Sydney, click here: https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ For more info about Freeflo this weekend, click here: http://www.freeflo.org/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAth...
Oct 19, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 244
In this week’s episode, Joseph Smith crawls under the bar of Alma, the phrase "Christian chicken rehab slavery" will be a perfectly reasonable thing to say, and we’ll see when Santa’s sleeping for a change.To learn more about PastaCon, click here: http://atheistpa.org/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1?...
Oct 12, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 243
