In this week’s episode, Trump is ready to make America pray again, Coach Dave wants the Duchess of Sussex to Megxit through a separate door, and it’ll turn out Australia was just on fire for Jesus this whole time. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out ou...
Jan 23, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 362
In this week’s episode, America agrees with rightness slightly more often than wrongness, some very nice Jewish gentlemen may have done something wrong but it's none of my business...We'll let Eli explain, and Tom and Cecil will be here for a little dissonant cognition.---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1...
Jan 16, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 361
In this week’s episode, the Methodist Church finally gets around to reading the Bible, Heath heavily considers converting to Christianity for the flying, and we’ll learn that schisms just ain’t what they used to be. ---See us live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scat...
Jan 09, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 360
In this week’s episode, Rudy Giuliani rates jews on a scale of George Soros to Mel Brooks, based on that scale, 90% of Jewish people are NOT Jewish, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to not be Jewish either. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-...
Jan 02, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 359
In this week’s episode, Heath says Jumanji, Eli makes a funny voice, and Noah says angry words.---Come see us in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The S...
Dec 26, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 358
In this week’s episode, Christian bigots will tell us that in their day they didn’t have these fancy singulars, Donald Trump takes up the gentile man's burden to save the Jewish people from themselves,and Noah will manage occasional coherence after seven days without a cigarette and I think that’s asking enough.---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Sca...
Dec 19, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 357
In this week’s episode, veterans from the War on Christmas trudge home to lives they no longer recognize, we learn that the Trump campaign literally thinks Thanos was the good guy, and Steve and Tally Cass of Monster on Sunday will be here to rock the f*** out.---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF...
Dec 12, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 356
In this week’s episode, the first shots are fired in the War on Christmas, evangelicals are panicking without a chicken sandwich to hate gay people with, and Jim Bakker will put the ‘fault’ back in ‘fault line.’ ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our ...
Dec 05, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 355
In this week’s episode, we raised so much money as atheists your dad is gonna crap all over himself, America's uncles make arguments that rest on the peer-reviewed science journal called Breitbart dotcom, and Tom and Cecil will be here to find out if you were gonna finish that. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI...
Nov 28, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 354
In this week’s episode, Ohio gives a whole new meaning to “all of the above”, Kanye West and Michael Bloomberg start competing for the moderate votes, and Tom and Cecil will be here in case we run out of expletives. ---How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity:Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted.---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book...
Nov 21, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 353
In this week’s episode, we’ll talk about TI measurement and we won't mean calculators, the White House email server tries to invade Poland, and Tom and Cecil will be here to justify the second explicit tag we put on this episode. ---How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity:Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted.---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist T...
Nov 14, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 352
In this week’s episode, Pennsylvania has nothing better to do with its money, we let Matt Bevin know that we're currently hiring, and Dave Warnock will be here to remind us what actually matters. ---How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity:Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted.---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http:...
Nov 07, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 351
In this week’s episode, we’ll use our powers for good like monster mamma taught us, I'M MATT GAETZ AND I'M PART OF THIS INTRO, and Eli will reluctantly agree that it doesn’t have to be the “Vulgarity for Charity”-tacular, since Vulgarity for Charity is already a name. ---How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email , along with info on who you want insulted.---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here:...
Oct 31, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 350
In this week’s episode, Trump supporting Christians promise they’ve glued their bar to the FLOOR, Coach Dave has a homophobic meltdown when thinking about baseball backfires, and the UK will reject the call to eat mor chicken. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To...
Oct 24, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 349
In this week’s episode, Noah is overwhelmed by a cornucopia of a$$holery, Heath starts picturing William Barr's prolapsed a$$hole as a cornucopia...and Mike Pompeo's as another one, and Eli starts thinking of ways we could make that happen. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562...
Oct 17, 2019•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 348
In this week’s episode, the holy spirit will check his texts, the person in the jail cell next to Amber Guyger is redecorating like crazy, and we’ll learn how to not have sex. ---Check out our newest sponsor, American Elections: Wicked Game ---Get your tickets to see Citation Needed live: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http...
Oct 10, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 347
In this week’s episode, the nation’s preeminent christians refuse to turn our president into a peach, Lindsay Graham explains that if you hear something, it doesn't count if you say something, and Hillary Morgan Fehrer will try to acronym again. ---See us in New York for Citation Needed live! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 See Andrew and Thomas in LA for Opening Arguments live! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/opening-arguments-live-in-los-angeles-ticket...
Oct 03, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 346
In this week’s episode, Anna will drop the mic on Deuteronomy, Greta Thunberg comes SO CLOSE to exploding Donald Trump's face with her mind, and Heath gave a hilarious talk in Kentucky and you missed it. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister s...
Sep 26, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 345
In this week’s episode, Chicago worshipers will Shale Mary, we'll talk about the classic riddle of the Christian, the chainsaw, and the penis crossing the river, and we’ll encourage kids to have sex with vegetables the right way. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist Come see us in New York City on October 12th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To buy our book, click there: http://www.amaz...
Sep 19, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 344
In this week’s episode, we’ll finish Vulgarity for Charity just in time for Vulgarity for Charity, Kevin Sorbo forces the Academy to add an award for greatest motion picture of all time, and we learn that not everything that’s Falwell ends well. ---Get tickets to see us live in NYC on October 12th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click t...
Sep 12, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 343
In this week’s episode, a Tennessee principle will injure himself running at the wall between platforms 9 and 10, god traps the Pope inside an elevator for 25 minutes so he can think about what he did, and Don Ford will be here to voice more fantasy than adventure. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist See Heath at the Kentucky Freethought Convention: https://www.kyfreethoughtconvention.org/ To buy our book, click there: http://www....
Sep 05, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 342
In this week’s episode, New zealand will shoot yet another arrow through our heart, the MyPillow guy finally gets recognized for his contribution to the intellectual progress of humanity, and we’ll dip into a little more ursine wisdom. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist So see Heath say words at the Kentucky Freethought Convention: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/kentucky-freethought-convention-2019-tickets-59172485497 To buy our bo...
Aug 29, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 341
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court will decide if trans people exist, Steve King tries to give a hot take on the upside to rape and incest, and Hemant Mehta will tell us why god hates flags. ---See our live Citation Needed show in NYC on October 12th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-God...
Aug 22, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 340
In this week’s episode, Christian science turns out to be mostly subtraction, Christian God considers punishing Sarah Silverman with dentistry and genocide, and Don Ford will be here to fantasize adventurously.---To get your tickets to see Citation Needed live in NYC, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.am...
Aug 15, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 339
In this week’s episode, we’ll pull out some long overdue roasts, the kids from Covington Catholic sue the time dimension for defamation, and America will make it through this whole intro without a mass shooting. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our ...
Aug 08, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 338
In this week’s episode, Canada will oppress its dozens of Jews by holding its election on a day that ends in Y, a bishop teaches us to create a gay fetus with this one simple trick, and America will be less stupid than ever, which is still really stupid. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&...
Aug 01, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 337
In this week’s episode, we’ll learn the secret to a successful theocracy, We learn that Judaism hates dogs but loves fences, and Anna Bosnick will be here to sing by the numbers. ---To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, clic...
Jul 25, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 336
In this week’s episode, The president gets really confused by the “where” in “where you came from”, a GOP homophobe compares himself to a World War II hero and gay people to...Hitler, we think, and Iran will remind you why they didn’t name their country “I rock.” ---Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy ou...
Jul 18, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 335
In this week’s episode, America votes meh on religion, the Church of England lowers itself into a vat of molten steel and gives us a thumbs up, and Eli will present a book report that never quite gets to the book.---Come see us in Virginia Beach on July 27th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/...
Jul 11, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 334
In this week’s episode, America warms to the idea of separate but equal bakeries, a Columbian bishop accidentally invents a helicopter method for producing crack, and the GOP will damn near target Heath by name. ---Come see Noah at the Ark Park protest: https://www.facebook.com/events/2060459984043947/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presen...
Jul 04, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 333
