Tricia's smile lit up the room when she told me about this. She was so excited to tell me about morally questionable life hacks. So tell me what they are. I have not read this. You got to kind of drive me through this, okay, So to be clear, life hacks little simple tricks that maybe you shouldn't do them, but they're so easy to do, and they kind of help you out a little bit. On the flip side, they're causing somebody else some headaches. One of them, this is the
one I think is kind of funny, and a lot of elevators. You can hold down the closed door button while simultaneously pushing the floor you want to go to, and it goes straight to that floor. It will not stop on any other floors. That's on every elevator. That's on a lot of elevators. It's meant for servicemen and firemen. But I mean that means all the other people waiting on the other floors are kind of getting screwed. Lot.
You're in a hurry. You're in a hurry, right, Here's the one that I was like, Holy crap, I kind of do that. Do you go to the movie theater and you don't want anybody sitting in the seat in front of you. This one Reddit user pours coke in a seat and the share in front of herson. It's in front of her. Oh can I tell you something terrible that happened to me at the movie theater a
couple couple of weeks ago. I went to the movie theater and I got my usual big bucket of buttered popcorn, and I put my own butter on it. Well, clearly I put too much butter on it, because I was sitting there in the movie and I had it on. I wore at these brand new pair of shorts, and I set it on my left thigh the bucket while I ate it. Right, I got up and it had soaked through the popcorn bucket and onto my shorts. The butter, the butter yourself, And no, but it won't come out. Oh yeah, no,
it's super oily. You know what's ruined? You know, to get some of that dawn dishwashing soap. I bet that takes it out. I washed it already and it's probably not coming at all. You can still try. But did you put on it? I put soaked the cardboard box? I don't know I think the box was flimsy. I don't know, but
I'm bummed because I love those shorts. I don't know. So now I can only wear those shorts around my guy friends because every if I warm around Trusha, She'd pointed out every single time I got I can hear your arteries hardening from over it, and I do that every day. You don't act like you don't use a lot of better when you make your homemade melting back on that too, because I'm healthy. Here's my version of the poor the
coke in the seat in front of you movie theater seat. I buy my tickets online and I buy up against the wall, and I buy the seat next to me, even though I know I'm going alone. And then when I get to the movie theater, I turned my ticket in for a refund, and then I'm guaranteed that nobody sits next to me in the carible just off sandy. People don't know how to act in a movie theater. It's just self preservation on my part. I weren't acted fine at the movie theater
I was in. There was only five of us at the theater. Yeah, one of those one of those. I'll see what I'm near the movie theater and I got time to kill so I'll see what's playing. And it was a movie called Roxy. It was ro xx Y, and it was a story of a girl that started loud to pornographic movies. And that's to say it went mainstream. Okay, so that's weird. And again you'll watch anything you say that about me. Like I said, I was in the
area and it was showing. Here's the one that I'm all thought about doing this, or I've thought about how easy it would be to do this. I am not telling people to do this. Walk into a Chipotle, Panera, any restaurant that pulls online orders on a shelf. Oh yeah, walk up to the shelf with confidence, take one of the bags and walk away. Get you a free meal out. I thought it. I'd never do it. I would never do it, But I'm like, who would have
nothing to keep anybody else from doing it? The embarrassment of getting caught right, just it's not worth it, yeah to me. And here's the equivalent of girls going out buying fancy, expensive dresses, wearing them one time without taking the tags off, and then returning it. Walmart has a ninety day return policy for pretty much everything. So where you live, you have a heat wave by an AC unit, after ninety days, return seventy two inch TV. You want a big old Super Bowl party, get this big old
giant TV before ninety days return it. How much people are doing all these things, They're just betting people won't do it. Yeah, h interest, do you have one? No, I am morally sound. I'm not like you. I'm not like you at all, exactly like me. I've had a few people ask me if my diary Perpetual Disappointments is a real thing. It is. It is a real thing that I have that I write in on the regular. I gave it to you kind of as a haha, as a joke. I had no idea you would take it seriously. It's
like your journal. Some people journal, Yeah, this is your journal. It is just got a different direction. These are not all the great things that happen. These are the things I want to stay angry at, things that I think, also know will never change. For example, some of my previous entries, and I'll tell you what my latest is in just a moment. How I know that I'm not one of God's little soldiers people? I know I will never speak to again. Things I know will be a
failure, grudges. I'll always keep games. You're bad at games, aren't bad at things. I'll never organize text and emails. I shouldn't have sent people I used to like, but now just like you write them down so you never forget. Yeah, best guess when I'll die. And annoying conversations I have overheard, not that you were involved in, just that you happen to hear over let me guess in a restaurant or a doctor's reception area. But you're not in your house when you're in these places. Yeah, and
you don't. The whole restaurant doesn't need to know that your wife's cheating Anya with your het X buddy. And I can't think of a single time when you're out in public that using your speakerphone is appropriate. Yeah, it's not. And I think it's the waitresses person responsibility to tell them. Yeah, here's my latest entry. Things I never get right the first time. And here's my example. I've got a fifty to fifty shot. When I plug in a USB chord, then I'm gonna have it up the right direction,
going turn it over fifty to fifty chance. Right, your odds are higher than mine. Never. No, everyone's runs with the same It's either one way or the other. No, I'm saying, well, do you get it fifty percent of the time? No, I never get it right. That's the point. Things I never get right the first time. Never, And that's one of them. Yeah, Oh, tris me. In fact, I'll go to myself, Well, I'm getting ready to plug in a USB. I'll go nope, I'm gonna flip it over, and I flip
it over and it's wrong. I should it go with your first instant? Yet your other example of go with your gut? Do you have one that like you never get it right the first time? Never? Ever? Oh, there's like an installing a like a light fixture or something. You never get it right. It wobbles the first time. The thing that I've noticed most often that is never right is struggling with the attachments on the vacuum cleaner.
Never put the right one in the right way, or if I had to take the hose out, I can't get I can't remember the configuration to get it back in right, especially at the car washing you have the vacuum getting it back on there correctly, and shame on you people that just leave the hose on the ground. Yeah, you're the same person that doesn't return your your curser cart yep. Yeah, same person. You're the same person
he probably litters yes bad yep. So I'm sure. But right now, just one entry there on things I never get right the first time, and that's plugging in any type of USB cord. I never guess, right, Ah, guys, there have to be more things. I feel like, we'll think about it for a little bit. Oh, that's why it's in the diary, so I can jot it down every time I think of it.
I highly recommend that the Perpetual Disappointment's Diary for you. It's very calming therapy, it isn't it kind of a outer No, it's good to get it out. That's how I get it out. It's like how I you know, because you know you're not gonna listen to me if I complain about something. No, So I just that's how I do things. Okay, all right, do what you gotta do, whatever works for you. By the way, you know how women always talk about are stereotypically guys never express
their feelings. They never open up. I'm gonna tell you something. You want to hear a man express his feelings. Listen to blues music. Only place the guy does it, you know what I mean. And it's because it's in a cool way and it's so bad. Oh my mom, I went there, so I baby went out and left me and I only had two nickels in a dome. Country music but not like they're tortured. Yeah. Oh it's so sad, So so sad. Guys, keep your feelings
bottled up inside. August doesn't feel like rodeo season, but I guess it is. I think it is rodeo season to me. Always seems like cooler weather, like spring break time. Yeah, that's where it's normally when the Austin Rodeo is. But there's a rodeo happened in seed Apark. We're gonna get to that in just a second. For those of you that love an Irish pub, there is a new one open on Sixth Street called Dead Rabbit, and it's it's a bar that started out in New York about twelve years
ago and they've expanded and now they're in Austin. They moved into they moved into my old beat Riley's Joint. Oh really, Betty Rilly shut down. They were there for like twenty years. Yeah, and so now a Dead Rabbit if that rings a bell. If you saw Gangs of New York, that was the name of the gang, one of the real life gangs in the movie. There was a real life gang that they portrayed in the movie, Leonardo DiCaprio and all that Dead Rabbit was the name of their gang.
What was the name of the pub in New York that we went to that's been open forever Doorle's Pub. Yeah, if you're ever in New York City, that's there's two things you need to do in New York. Yeah, two places to go. One as you go and you get a You can't order just one. You have to order two pints. They're half pints at mcsorley's. And they have your choice between dark and light and that's it. And if they don't like you, they throw you out. Yeah, be
good or be gone. It's been there since the seventeen hundreds, Yeah, continuously operating. Oldest alehouse in North America, which is really a cool place to go. My dad used to hang out there, and I mean it's five blocks from where he grew up. The other thing is the Tenement Museum. Remember that tour we were That was really cool. The Tenement Museum tour was super cool. I thought you were going to tell him to go to Veneros. It's an Italian baker. Why are we talking about things in New
York? I don't know, because I asked about mcsorley's. Oh we got sight. Were you looking something up on mcsorley's. Yeah, just see if it was still a listeners send me pictures from mcsorley's, like they heard about it from from us and they go. And it's a good time, really and the best horse radish mustard you'lllebrity in your life. They'll give you a
plate of cheese and horse rattish mustard with salting crackers. Salting crackers. The Rodeo is coming to Cedar Park, Texas at the agib Serve Hi Rodeo August ninth and tenth. It's sponsored by michelob Ultra. It is full on rodeo. It includes bare back riding, saladur bronck riding, bull riding, calf ripping, all the stuff's girls, barrel racing cool which I love they've added more mutton busting competitions. Remember when Landry wanted to do that? So you
wanted to do it so bad? Why didn't we letter? It's never got tin of signer up, and you know, I don't know. But you can get tickets. Tickets doors open on Friday the ninth. You can get tickets at the HB Center. They're on sale now. Buy tickets now adults forty bucks, children thirty five twenty five. Price is subject to change. I mean it looks like it's it's gonna be fun and it's right here. Yeah, and you're just getting back on the ninth from North Carolina. Oh,
I get back on the night. Yeah. Maybe he could go on Saturday the tenth. Yeah, we should do that. Would I would definitely go. I love the rodeo. It's a blast. Yeah. Is there a concert? Not that I Let me keep looking around. You also can get tickets on ticket Master. Let me look around and see you again. This is at Cedar Park at the h BET Center coming up August ninth and
tenth. If you want to check out the rodeo. That reminds me I've got to get with my friend April about my performance with the Magnolia Musical Theater. I'm doing a cameo in their presentation of Footloose, which is showing right now. It's going on right now. Yeah, it goes through when in August to fourteenth. I think that, Yeah, August fourteenth, and it's free. It starts at eight fifteen every night. Just look it up Magnolia
Musical Theater. It's very cool, very cool. I hope, I hope, I hope that they make you do a little dance number with them. And Silker Hillside Theater is doing oh legally blonde. I believe that's right. Yep, yeah, that'd mind. If you've never gone to Zilker Hill Site Theater. It's cool. Take your chairs, take a blanket, sit on the side of the hill. It's very fun. It's a cool, very awesome thing to do. One thing you can say about Tricia, along with
being the people's reporter, you're an idea girl. I am an idea girl. You're not an execution girl. Oh, I have people to do the executor. I came up with the ideas. That's the hard part, right. Trisa's constantly got ideas that things. She can go on to Shark Tank and get rich doing yep, her. My favorite. One of Trisa's was the writing of bad words on rocks. Bad word rocks. I still have them. I still have not given up on that. We were in a
store in Nebraska that would sell them. Yeah, a store in Nebraska that had all the it's the same store that sells the socks that have bad words on him sayings, bad sayings, yeah, you know, kind of kind of raunchy sayings, those kinds of stores. Those are my people for me to sell my bad word rocks. And it's just a rock, a black rock, and I write, I stamp in white ink just bad words on the rock and seal it. And it's just something really cool about holding a
rock that has a bad word on it. This is the same hand. This is the same store that I got our daughter a pair of black socks and in white letters on the side said the Ramones And I'm like, that's cool. Oh, I thought you got that at the record store. Oh was it at the record It was the record store. Yeah, it was at the record store. We've all seen those socks that say completely inappropriate things. They're funny, but those are my people, right, But my people
are the ones that get socks and say the ramones on them. Anyway, trist You're not alone. Thirty three percent of Americans say they believe they have an idea that could make them wealthy, and nineteen percent say they have a feeling in their bones that one day they're gonna win the lottery. That's me, I'm the nineteen percent. I'm actually a tiny part of my soul is shocked and disappointed every time I don't win the lottery when I bought a ticket.
Now, those with the big ideas not the Latto winners. They or their plans are a business idea, a blockbuster movie script concept, or a hot stock tip. Oh mine's a business concept. Yeah, well, you also have the feeling in their bones. Yeah. Thing. Now here's how here's a little bit more how it breaks down. Men are more likely than
women to feel confident that they'll strike it rich one day. Thirty nine percent of men versus twenty six percent of men, and twenty six percent of those who have a big plan think they've come up with a game changing idea or a product that's never been done before. I will give you, for example, the scrub Daddy. I still don't understand I made a this scrub Daddy. That's the sponge with a happy face, right, yep, don't understand
why it's so amazing. I don't understand because it's cute and it's a good sponge to it. It's a good cleaner. But what about my rock Sandy. I think that I just haven't had the right the right audience, yeah, yeah, the right audience, the right marketing, yeah, the right everything. Right your rocks, I'm telling you. I also think that I have a number one single because I have the title. I just haven't written this song yet. Oh, I have the title. I have the hook
for my number one song, right, got bits and pieces? What's your hook? Someone's going to jail. Oh, it's a good hook. I don't want to say my title because I want someone to steal my idea. Oh. I work on it sometimes in my brain. And then you and I have our children's book idea. Yeah, missus Rugle took a poo. We took action on all of our ideas. We'd be rolling in it. Well, I'm working on an idea that I'm not going to tell you guys about that's actually in the world. You know about it. It's in the
works and it's gonna be big. Oh yeah, no I know about that one. Yeah, that's gonna be big hu big yeah on the radio. No more. God see gives my happy ask bag. It's like when I win the lottery. Working four hours, I see it beyond the radio radio talking on the radio, act like you don't like it, nonsense, doing stuff and count my money by our own radio station, depreciating asset.