All right, moving right along. Okay, So we were in Omaha last week visiting my parents and my sister. I went to high school and college there. I guess they lived there for thirteen years, and so we went up to visit. And there's a section in Omaha called the Old Market, which is a really cool older part of downtown with cobblestone streets and kind of a warehousey district kind of feel with shopping and restaurants and and all kinds of
stuff. And we go every time. And there's a really cool record store that Landry and I love. It's been there since I was a kid. It's called Homer's Records. So Landing and I go to the record store. Tricia goes in vice overpriced reading glasses. And so we get down there and we park right on the main street there and we get out of the car and there's a I'm going to go ahead and assume a homeless guy with some mental issues starts is walking towards us, and he's eating spaghetti looking at us,
though he's just walking in the opposite direction of us. Yeah, but he's been very, very loud, and he's eating spaghetti with his hands, and he's walking towards us. So immediately the girls wisely, they're like they kind of duck in behind me, and we continue to walk towards this guy and he's at the top of his lungs talking to nobody, and we get by him. No problem, no harm, no foul, and I go over to Tricia and Lander I go, did you guys hear what he was
saying? And Trisa's like, no, I wasn't really paying attention to what he said. Yeah, Landry, did you hear? She's like, I go, Well, what he was saying was no, I do not want to touch your butthole. That's what he kept saying. Oh, my brain means that in his brain somebody asked them to touch the right like a random
question, and so that just has stuck. So I like it was just into random text to Trisia, no I do not want to touch your buttle and they lay saw him thirty forty minutes later on the other side of the street, and he was still letting everybody know, still mad about the butthole question, still mad about it. He can't believe somebody asked it. He was so offended. Oh, maybe he was accused, maybe wanting to I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I pray that guy
gets some help, because of course he needs it. Of course, we no way, shape or form making a light of him. It was just a funny thing that he was saying. Or are we weird if we think about hole? There's some snowflake out there that would file assault charges Because the guy said that at the word butthole around around them, everyone smile. It pops into my head and I'll just go, No, I don't want to touch your butthole, don't want to do not want You could be a little
more polite about it. Yeah, No, I don't think I really want to touch your bell. But again the question, let me ask you this, all right, does it suck for you that you fell madly in love with and married a guy from Omaha? Yeah, you couldn't have lived in You could be from Hawaii. He could be from Maine, right, Vermont, you know, Yeah, he can be from Napa. No, No, he'd be from Omaha. So you have to go to Omaha a couple times a year and here people yell about their buttholes. Yeah up. Tricia
finally met my parents' neighbor, mister King. Oh, I love mister King. I love him. This is a man that has lived across the street from my parents for about thirty years, and he is the nicest guy, and mister King knows everything that's going on in the neighborhood. He sits on his front porch almost every day and he watches. He keeps an eye out for what's happening. And he's a really good neighbor because my parents are elderly and he helps them, you know, like he'll bring their trash can back
up to the house for them, he'll get the mail for them. And should never meet him, but I've heard you talk about him all this time. So he was sitting outside and I walked over and I told him, I said, I want you to meet my daughter. So Landry and I went over there. Then you kept surprise you came over. Yeah. I was getting a stuff out of the car and I saw y'all in the driveway talking, so I wanted to meet him too. And then I found while I was talking to him, I was like, Oh, I hope he'd
likes me. He's like one of those people that I'm like, I hope he thinks he thinks I'm nice. And then you called him doctor King, ah, because we were talking about your friend who was a doctor. And then I said, I'm going to go. It's nice meeting you, doctor King. And I was like, oh, I mean mister King. It's very awkward. He's a nice guy, so nice, really really good guy. And it was a good trip. And as we walked away from mister King, I turned around so and I said, no, I do not
want to talk to you. You did not say that to mister Keith. What's first thing that made you laugh tonight? With the rise of self driving vehicles, there will eventually be a country song about how your truck left you too? Oh gosh, I add that to the to the wife the doll, yep, everybody. Yeah you got you gotta have mama and a train in there too, right, yeah, probably, so yeah for the perfect
country song. Yeah, I'm not down with the self driving. It seems like the run, the popularity, the interest has really slowed down, right, And I think that I've heard that not one, but like two of the companies who were trying to deploy self driving vehicles have since had to recall them to work on them some more because of all the traffic accidents and traffic jams they were causing. Yeah, and even like the ones that are ubers that had no drivers, those are off the street, I think too.
Yeah, I don't. I mean, I mean, it's fine. Just drive your car, people, I've been doing it for a long long time. What is it that hard? Just because we could potentially have self driverless cars doesn't mean we need them. Yeah, I mean we should. There's a lot of other things we could use before that. Yeah, if I were to get into a car and there was no driver, I would get right back out. There would be no interruption of my moving in and immediately
moving back. I've been in one where there's someone in the driver's seat and they turn it on and you drive with it. You know, Well, it's pretty amazing, but it's still not I don't trust it one hundred percent. No, not nearly, not at all. His stories we lost, So we lost a literal legend. On Thursday last week, Bob Newhart died at his La home after a series of short illnesses. He was ninety four.
I saw a CBS Sunday Morning interview with him Sandy when he was ninety up, down, laughing, talking, could not believe he was ninety in that interview. Yeah, he was the king of dead pain comedy. He mastered the art of stuttering and hesitation in his deliveries. Yeah, like no other person. I'll say, very unpopular opinion right now. You didn't like it. I never he drove me nuts. It was exactly what you just said that. I was like, spit it out your damn full It was
what he did. I know. But if you would talk to him in the interviews, no hesitation, no stuttering in between his words drove me in seven Sandy, you don't understand. He had a career that spanned over six decades, and despite all of the projects and TV shows that he was involved in over this those years, he said that Papa Elf from the Will Ferrell movie Elf was quote out ranks by far any role I have ever played.
Greatest show finale ever too, Will Heart. Yeah, when it was all a dream and they were they ended it when he was in bed at his original show with Suzanne Plachette yet and he's like, you're not gonna believe this dream I had? Right, was clever. He was in The Bob Newhart Show from seventy two to seventy eight and then did New Heart for maybe two to ninety and ended New Heart as if it was a dream from his first
show, right, Yes, I thought that was very cool. He also appeared in shows like Desperate Housewives. I did not know that you are hut in Cleveland. I definitely know that he was on The Big Bang Theory Professor Proton oh I thing lover. Yeah, he was great. Did you know that his best friend when he was alive with Don Rickles. Yeah. In fact, I just watched a roast of just last night, Bob Newhart doing a roast of Don Rickles. Really, it was pretty funny. Jeed Apatow
made a documentary about Bob Newhart and Don Rickles's friendship. That's supposed to be really really good. It was interesting. They took a lot of shots at Don rickles intelligence, but that one very funny. Well. I grew up watching the Bob Newhart Show. I remember it from a tiny tricia watching it, and I just was so sad to hear that he passed away. Yep. Ninety four. Good run, Yeah, really really good run to the Bob. Ripped to the Bob. That's the story. We love sticking around
we've got more coming up. Just a reminder you guys can text us anytime seven three seven three zero one ninety six hundred. I got this one when we were on a vacation last week. I have no idea what it means. All it says is rake, cottage, cheese, Cookies, Thriller, Pluto. I have no idea what that means. Somebody's in Washington State, Rake, cottage, cheese, cookies, thriller, and Pluto. Yeah, I have no idea what that means. I don't either. Is it some
sort of like what's that game you play? Sequences or something? I don't know. Is that what it's called where you have to it's like spawned from wordle? Yeah, were we asking people to list their top five of something? I don't know. I rake being somebody's top five. I got it. Kind of cheese would definitely be Tricia. If you were to write an auto biography, what would the title be? Okay? The first thing that came to my brain was no, sir, No sir, No, no
sir. But I also think I like, I'm about to light somebody up. I think it might be I'm about to light somebody up. I thought you would go with which may not know. That's great. Yeah, that's my answer. That's even better. That goes back to Tricia's friend Tasha. Yes, tell that story quickly. My friend Tasha, she was looking for a job. This is so long ago, and she asked me to look at her resume and she had all of her her school and work listed and
at the bottom und her hobbies. The first sentence was what you may not know, and then all the things she liked. Oh my god, it made me laugh so hard. It made her take it off. But it has lived on all these thirty years, which you may not know. It's funny what sticks, isn't it. Yes, you're right, that is a good name for an autobiography. What you may not know, you may not know. A follow up to what you may not know is who would you
dedicate your autobiography to? Yoh, I think anybody who has a kid dedicates it to their kid. Oh really, to LG of course, to the fuzz really yes, and it would be something like dedicated to my sweet, amazing daughter, who if she had not been around, this would have been written a lot faster and about the lighter up. Yeah up, all right, So that goes to the Fuzz. Finally, those of you that may not know what you may not know. As Tricia is a big time monster
movie fan, love them all. So I'd like to know, of all the monsters in the monster movie, who is your favorite monster? Who do you always cheer for. I don't consider like the monsters in like Guardian A, Galaxy or Star Wars. I don't consider those monsters in my monster verse. It's more like Megaladon, King Kong, Godzilla, those kind of monsters. I love Godzilla, Love Godzilla more than Kong, more than Kong.
I don't know why. I love Godzilla when he's coming out of the water and those pointy things on his back start showing you like that, So Godzilla is my Kui. There's a new monster movie out right. I think it's another Godzilla movie. It's another Godzilla in Kong movie. And I think maybe they team up again in this one. I'm not sure they become friends. Yeah, they had to team up and fight to save the world world and the last one, oh yeah, okay, well maybe the one before that
they had to fight each other. We were trying to figure out who the best one was. I remember that one that I did not watch I don't watch them. You should, I don't know. Why. Do you remember the beginning of the Flintstones when they were going to the movies and he slid off the back of the Brnosaurus's back when they're driving into the movie the drive in movie theater? Do you remember what movie was playing? No, the Monster? Did I not know that? I don't know? That's rapid Fire?
Q and A. She's Trisha. My name is Sandy. Stick around more coming up? All right, this might be some good advice for people, or for all of you out there that already know it all. You're going to be worn right right, there's a lot of know it alls out there. I know. I hate to know it all. Sometimes I'm one h Sometimes sometimes I am. At least you admit it. Yeah, other times I'm not. Sometimes I am. Sometimes you speak about things that you
know nothing about. Wrong. That is wrong. That is true. I get case in point when I was cooking flames steak last night, but I knew you were still irritated about that. A small child whatever. All right, so we've got some real life cheat codes for you. Would you like to share one? Yes, here's the one that I believe in being polite increases your odds of getting what you want. It's like honey attracts more geese almost said flies than vinegar. It absolutely works. I do it all the
time. Also, remember that time we were somewhere where were we We were at a fast food restaurant and the woman that gave us took our order and she was a sour puss. Taco bell, Taco bell, taco bell drive through. And then you just killed her with kindness. Did she gave us free tacos? Yep? Yep, just was nice to her. And then our neighbor across the street. Yes, yes, our neighbor across the street, she we were sitting in. We were warned about her, killed her
with kindness. She loved us, Yep, loved us. And I've always told the fuzz that just kill them with kindness and wear them down after a while. Another one is confidence can get you super far, even if it's an act. They old fake it till you make it. Thing that can get a little dicey it Sometimes. I'm not saying if you're a brain surgeon, you're not faking it till you make it right, you know what I mean. But having confidence like walking into a room like you've been there a
million times before, is like I do that. I was at a fancy schmancy golf course recently, and I just walked in there like as a member, like you own it, like I own the place. It's just easy. It's just thinking about your posture and and the air that you put off. It's what dictates how people are going to treat you. I've got one that I think you're going to struggle with. Oh okay, talk positive about people behind their backs. So far,