In another summer episode of the Rutabaga, the hosts break down Nick's addiction, Community (no spoilers), the bromance between Netflix and Nickelodeon, The Last Of Us (don't worry- no spoilers for either part, it's safe to listen), Grey Poupon mustard, and a Brit who's attempted robbery went very wrong.
Jun 23, 2020•27 min•Season 1Ep. 39
The Rutabaga talk about cops, farts, the states, Australia, summer, and the MIHS band.
Jun 20, 2020•25 min•Season 1Ep. 38
The Rutabaga look to finish off their school year (don't worry, they'll continue on all podcast platforms through the summer) by teaching its audience how exactly to get your local dump to give you money, Vine vs Tik Tok, middle school, and a Cambodian with unusual ideas of what lawn decor should be.
Jun 15, 2020•28 min•Season 1Ep. 37
For one of the last Rutabaga episodes of the school year, the gang discuss Disney, Fenway's odd talent for claw machine games, what's really in Nick's head, and an Eastern figure who's confidence backfired on him. Also, one of the members steals powder and sniffs it.
Jun 13, 2020•29 min•Season 1Ep. 36
The Rutabaga send off our seniors of the class of 2020 by talking about health food, a story from Fenway's and McLean's weekends, Lego Ninjago, and the best senior prank idea you'll ever hear. PS- What do you think of the show? DM us on Instagram @theonlyrutabagas or on Twitter @TheOnlyRutabagas
Jun 08, 2020•28 min•Season 1Ep. 35
The Rutabaga, on their fourth take of the day, drag McLean's name through the mud for twenty minutes. Also discussed is cars, postmodern comedy, go kart racing, Nerf blasters, piracy, and a weird dress code.
Jun 06, 2020•25 min•Season 1Ep. 34
The Rutabaga close out their prosperous month of May and enter Pride Month by talking about jeans, Babe Ruth, movies, a disaster at Nick's place, and a Michigan resident who was really unhappy with staying at home while all his friends hung out at the hospital
Jun 01, 2020•26 min•Season 1Ep. 33
The Rutabaga replace Jackson with another, hotter blonde from further out of state when McLean's girlfriend joins the fun to discuss pop culture, Lord of the Flies, what Alaska is for, and the chronicles of a Rutabaga veteran's mountain hideout. PS- What did you think of the show? We need your feedback, hit us up @theonlyrutabagas on Instagram or @TheOnlyRutabaga on Twitter
May 29, 2020•30 min•Season 1Ep. 32
The Rutabaga keeps it going and celebrates both 200 total listeners and it's most successful month yet! McLean breaks down all the weirdness that is online driver's ed (despite not actually being enrolled himself) and shares moments from his past as a middle-school champion wrestler and all the scars and stories that came aside. Also discussed is height, what would happen if the gang were in a horror movie, sports, and a certain Russian nurse who's creative solutions in the workplace had a funny...
May 25, 2020•29 min•Season 1Ep. 31
The hosts of the Rutabaga celebrate their 30th episode by doing what they do best: making fun of Fenway and then Florida. Also discussed are Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Cinderella's physics- defying slipper, Fenway's vampirical tendencies, the state of the economy, and a Floridian who turns Bass Pro Shops into his own personal water park.
May 22, 2020•20 min•Season 1Ep. 30
The Rutabaga kicks off another week by talking about the coronavirus' similarities to a certain fictional ailment. Also discussed are the gang's experiences with aggressive religious recruiters, sleepaway camps, space, and a certain preist's inventive way to get holy water to the people at his social distancing church service. PS- We were wrong, the sixth amendment isn't freedom of press, it's the right to a trial
May 18, 2020•30 min•Season 1Ep. 29
The Rutabaga keep at it with more stories of Fenway's life, including a strange encounter with one of his hometown's homeless men, a taco truck that slapped more than words could ever say, and the time he got too close for comfort to a drug ring at the ripe age of five. Also discussed are Fortnite, Winnebagos, McLean's experiences on the Eastern Seaboard, yet another presidential campaign, and a certain politician's nontraditional methods of combating the powers of the devil. INTRO SONG: uses th...
May 16, 2020•31 min•Season 1Ep. 28
In yet another Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring episode of The Rutabaga, the hosts go for a complete balls-to-the-wall effort to ridicule Fenway (poor kid) about what happened when he got a girlfriend. We also bring in a guest to contribute to the slander by the name of Brooklyn, a relative of Fenway's who made her first guest appearance on the show. Also discussed is Georgia, a state where news occurs. Keep listening for foolishness and stupidity, twice a week. PS- We now welcome the Apple Podca...
May 11, 2020•21 min•Season 1Ep. 27
In another Rutabaga episode while we're on lockdown, Nick gives attention to his dog while the hosts talk about board games, dog breeds, the Mona Lisa, and a Californian with a unique drinking problem
May 08, 2020•29 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Since the computer that Jackson built is still broken (gee I wonder why), the three inferior Rutabagas get another backup-quarterback chance in the spotlight. Topics discussed include sports, our one subscriber, the Rutabaga's rapid spread of influence throughtout the British commonwealth, 19th century philosopher Sigmund Freud, and a bunch of clout-chasers who made headlines because they chased one funky trend.
May 04, 2020•28 min•Season 1Ep. 25
In a super long episode of The Rutabaga, everyone minus Jackson roasts the heck out of each other under the guise of niceness. Also discussed are McDonalds, comedians, guitars, mild slander, and a Florida native who stole far less than he bargained for
May 01, 2020•34 min•Season 1Ep. 24
In another stay at home iteration of The Rutabaga, the four (and later three) hosts break down how to get out of tickets, commit mild arson, rage against the FCC, bring weapons into a Taco Bell, and talk about... squares? Completely unrelated to this, we introduce the disclaimer segment where we urge all of our listeners not to commit the crimes discussed in our show
Apr 27, 2020•24 min•Season 1Ep. 23
In another stay at home Rutabaga, the four hosts talk about dogs, TV shows, Fenway's non traditional family dynamics, and a certain six-time Super Bowl winner's brush with the law in Florida.
Apr 26, 2020•27 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Jackson shaves his head while Nick, Fenway, and McLean talk about pop culture, a listener from Japan, and protests against social distancing.the rutabaga needs an intro song if you want to help us email theerutabaga@gmail.com.
Apr 21, 2020•26 min•Season 1Ep. 21
In another stay-home version of The Rutabaga, the four hosts churn out eighteen minutes of garbage content to kick off the episode and then really turn it on down the stretch. Topics discussed include trampoline usage, the Nintendo Switch, SEGA, and Nick's 100% sober trip to another dimension after his internet goes out. BONUS CONTENT: mild borderline slander of two celebrities who may or may not have murdered their spouses
Apr 14, 2020•29 min•Season 1Ep. 20
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Mar 31, 2020•25 min•Season 1Ep. 19
After a devastating robbery at the hands of a rival station, The Rutabaga, minus Nick, attempts to reconcile with their loss by being Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring. Topics discussed include the 3rd Amendment, Canada's moose and bear army, who's who when it comes to the Rutabaga slogan, the Mandalorian, a plant, and golf with Obama.
Mar 10, 2020•28 min•Season 1Ep. 18
After an unfortunate cancellation of the New York trip due to the coronavirus, the Rutabagas, defeated, try to exude some of that Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring energy despite the low moods. Topics discussed include Jupiter and the explosion of it, another new Presidential Campaign plan, H-E-double-hockey-sticks, and a unlicensed dentist just trying to fill some cavities.
Mar 06, 2020•27 min•Season 1Ep. 17
The week before the fated New York trip, the Rutabaga busts out some Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring to help solidify their chance to win an award. Topics discussed include Obama, Jake Paul, The Simpsons, music, and a robbery involving rubber chickens.
Mar 03, 2020•25 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Breaking the triple digits on Spotify listeners, the Rutabaga celebrates with that same old Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring style that they so adore. Topics discussed include cleanliness (it is, in fact, next to godliness), Hot Wheels and other childhood toys, and a man who decided he wasn't getting enough attention at the hospital. They also do some ASMR to annoy Fenway.
Feb 28, 2020•28 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Returning from break, The Rutabagas strive to regain that Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring energy they excrete so flawlessly. Topics discussed include Fenway's parents, half-dates, an old man who decided to join the NHL for some giggles, and a baseball movie in which a plethora of bat-boys die.
Feb 25, 2020•21 min•Season 1Ep. 14
On Valentines day, the two Rutabagas with girlfriends attempt to kick out the lonely ones, resulting in the same Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring shenanigans as usual. Topics discussed include a scientific conversation between Jackson and Nick, banned schoolyard games, and a Wendy's employee who felt a little stinky.
Feb 14, 2020•24 min•Season 1Ep. 13
With Fenway returned, The Rutabaga also returns to its normal Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring state. They discuss what kind of dog breeds they'd be, a man who used the police as if they were Tinder, and the all important Zodiac signs, which totally matter and effect your personality.
Feb 11, 2020•23 min•Season 1Ep. 12
The hosts, missing Fenway, are brought down to a primal state in which they argue about horse jokes for 20 minutes, and really emphasize that Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring. Other topics include McLean's suspicious hand-to-ear habit, police bribery with a hamburger, and Levi Strauss.
Feb 07, 2020•25 min•Season 1Ep. 11
The Rutabaga is back with a Monday show, which marks tenth episode uploaded to Transistor/Spotify. They discuss where Kansas City is, being named after a street, the Superbowl, Chad P.2, and a battle for the ages... over shrimp...? More, Loud, Annoying, Fun, and Boring.
Feb 04, 2020•25 min•Season 1Ep. 10