This week on Round Table: half a family drowns in a cesspool in China trying to retrieve a lost cell phone, a man drives across the country with his dead girlfriend's corpse in the front seat, and an accused murderer has his too fat to murder defense struck down. Joining us today: Malachi Nimmons, Tim Warner, and Henry Zebrowski!
This week on Round Table: on this very special live episode, the Round Table roasts producer and local bad-toothed psychopath, Marcus Parks. Featuring all the members of the Round Table, Jared Logan, Mike Recine, Amber Nelson, Rebecca Trent, and Nick Turner on the dais!
This week on Round Table: a cat that looks like Hitler got beat up for looking like Hitler, a wave of penis disappearances take Burkina Faso by storm, and a man tries to have sex with an ATM. Joining us today: Mark Normand!
This week on Round Table: a dog with huge nipples is stolen, the mystery pooper of Ypsilanti, MI is caught, and a Japanese taxi driver gets off on passengers peeing in his cab. Joining us briefly today: Pat Dixon!
This week on Round Table: a man wrapped up like a burrito behind a Taco Bell gets arrested for meth possession, the son of Lobster Boy speaks out for the first time about his father's murder, and a prankster in Minnesota pulls one over on the establishment. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Adam Newman, and Katherine Timpf!
This week on Round Table: a man goes to jail for a year for pouring hot sauce on a puppy, another man goes on a kissing spree in a drug store, and a Brazillian man is killed by a falling toilet. Joining us today: Shakir Stanley!
This week on Round Table: a teacher gets fired after giving a student a lap dance in class, an Oregon power plant is under fire for using aborted fetuses to feed the fires, and a woman is arrested in Arizona for conspiracy to commit bestiality. Joining us today: Justy Dodge!
This week on Round Table: a squirrel causes havoc in a Dollar Store and ends up full of bullets, a man breaks into a church with a prostitute and steals from the rectory to pay her, and a woman strangles the hitman her husband hired to kill her to death. Joining us today: Jordan Temple and Henry Zebrowski!
This week on Round Table: an African Grey tries to commit suicide after being locked in a garage for three years, a student in Ireland has a heart attack from a testicle tug, and a dwarf has an adventure on the road that none of us will soon forget. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and The Reformed Whores!
This week on Round Table: a mystery pooper is terrorizing a town in Michigan, police are searching for the notorious "granny spinner" in Romania, and a man sets fire to an apartment building after trying to burn the fur of a squirrel. Joining us today: Chris Waelti and Andrew Short!
This week on Round Table: a German porn star is kicked out of the Nazi party for participating in an interracial scene, a man opens up a dead porcupine to find a rare mineral and ends up saving a lil porcupine instead, and Marcus finally pushes the Round Table to their breaking point. Joining us today: Amber Nelson!
Today on Round Table: a man assaults his wife after a rousing rendition of "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead", an emu causes a ruckus, and a bus driver is arrested after she is found to be drunk on gin-soaked raisins. Joining us today: John Pack and Micah Sherman!
This week on Round Table: a triple amputee security guard almost dies in the line of duty, a man tries to trade a boat trailer for sex, and a cat holds a family hostage. Joining us today: Josh Gondelman!
This week on Round Table: a family trips balls from eating LSD-tainted meat, a Florida man is busted for having sex with his pit bull in his front yard, and an Oklahoma man gets lost in his city's sewer system for two days while searching for a $20 bill. Joining us today: Monroe Martin and Meatball, plus Kevin is back!
This week on Round Table: Japan unveils a new Robocop to stop subway gropers, another parrot turns stool pigeon (this time for murder), and a woman uses a dirty diaper in an assault in Florida. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, John Moreno, Henry Zebrowski, and Jordan Temple!
This week on Round Table: a pet parrot rats on his owner for drunk driving, a woman uses hypnotherapy in a bid to make her as dumb as Barbie, and an autistic Australian man becomes the butt of a cruel joke. Joining us today: Chris Laker!
This week on Round Table: a man in India with a tail is worshiped as a monkey god, a man in Vietnam almost dies from a squash in the anus, and a woman in China eats too much and explodes her stomach causing a fire. Joining us today: Anthony Devito, Ed's friend April, and Steve McCarthy!
This week on Round Table: a man carrying a AK-47 in a banana costume advertising on behalf of a local gun store is arrested, inbred giraffe parts were fed to lions at a Copenhagen zoo, and a woman is hospitalized after a vagina tightening rod related accident. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel, Tim Dorsch and Tina!
This week on Round Table: an opera singer is suing a hospital after a botched surgery saddles her with uncontrollable flatulence, two birds set free by the pope are immediately attacked and presumably killed by other birds, and a ghost ship full of cannibal rats is heading toward England. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Henry Zebrowski, and Dan Wilbur!
This week on Round Table: a clown accidentally sets fire to a dove during a children's birthday in Peru, a grackle gets stuck in a Texas Wal Mart, and a woman with O size breasts might have to get them removed.
Today on the Round Table: a man kills his father-in-law with an atomic wedgie, a pimp sues Nike for not putting warning labels on their shoes, and Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife pulls a gun from her vagina following an argument about aliens. Joining us today: Nick Turner and Jordan Temple!
This week on Round Table: a Kuwaiti woman divorces her husband over his pea-eating habits, a grandfather in San Diego abandons his 2 year old grandson for a burrito, and the French gain respect. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott and Walter Replogle!
This wwek on the Round Table: an Oregon man fights off twelve cops while masturbating, an overweight virgin almost kills his girlfriend during his first go round, and Jose Canseco is in goat trouble. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler, Reid Faylor, and Henry Zebrowski!
This week on Round Table: a routine exercise for a fire department ends in a jet fuel accident, a law banning incorrigible rogues is stricken from the books in England, and a Hawaiian man is killed by cops for brandishing a 12 foot pole with a knife taped to the end.
Today on the Round Table: a woman in Virginia is almost killed by a flying deer, a man in Kenya is forced to face his goat victim in court, and a man in Texas tries to use a sword to get free tacos. Joining us today: the organizers of the Brooklyn Comedy Festival!
This week on the Round Table: a wedding dance goes horribly awry when a guest accidentally fires off an AK-47 into the crowd, a woman in New Mexico sues the local police department for pepper spraying her vagina, and a man gets beaten half to death over crab legs at a buffet. Joining us today: Michael Che!
On this live episode of the Round Table: a suspected bomb turns out to be a burrito, a prostitute is arrested after she tries to take her child to work with her, and a melee in a Wisconsin supermarket turns into a sexy food fight. Joining us live: Henry Zebrowski, Amber Nelson, Katy Frame, and Adam Newman!
This week on the Round Table: a rapist who targeted frat boys at beer pong tournaments is arrested, a raccoon gets his head stuck in a jar, and a boy is found handcuffed to a porch with a dead chicken tied to his neck. Joining us today: Andrew Short and Lane Pieschel!
This week on Round Table: a man accidentally shoots his friend during a Sasquatch hunt, a teenager is arrested for shouting Bingo in a Bingo hall, and a frat boy loses a testicle in a hazing ritual. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Andy Haynes!
This week on the Round Table: a South African teacher is fired after taking three of his students for penis piercings, a Polish woman is arrested on animal cruelty charges when police discover she was trying to make a Frankenstein dog, and a man steals a monkey by pepper spraying its owner in the face. Joining us today: Mike Recine and Henry Zebrowski!
