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The Root Of All Evil

Ruby Teys Alex Malonewww.instagram.com

Let's get to the ROOT! 

From the grotty, to the slimy, to the crusty, back to the moist...

Your most BUCK WILD PADONKEY DONK anonymous s*x stories.

RAW AND UNEDITED- Everything you're not supposed to do on a podcast!

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Episodes

S2E11: The Cougar and The Purr

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Are angry 'good guys' actually good or do they need therapy? After shock?? Nutting in a pot plant!?!? Do cougars purr? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jun 25, 202426 minSeason 2Ep. 11

S2E10: Pissing on the white man with a tribal tattoo (might be industrial sheik tattoo?)

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. My ex is getting married? Butt Plugs that Shake?? Piss Kinks!?!? That's so shire? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jun 04, 202439 minSeason 2Ep. 10

S2E9: You Can Kink It.

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Duchess Fergie? Married to a pedo?? If you can think it you can kink it!? Psycho with your ex's ex? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

May 20, 202426 minSeason 2Ep. 9

S2E8: We're Back and Shitting on the Pokies Floor.

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Shitting at the Cafe? Mouth Guards in Bum Cheeks? Uber Eats Kink!? Slid into our inbox? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

May 11, 202432 minSeason 2Ep. 8

S2E7: Sloppy Seconds ft. Johanna Cosgrove

FIND JOHANNA FOR ALL UPDATES: @johanna.cosgrove WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Big Thick Dildos? Being a Chore to Be Around? 20 Whacks!? Does Miss Rich Still Hate Us? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jan 28, 202436 minSeason 2Ep. 7

S2E6: Crowns, Real Love and Doing the Work ft. Basjia

FIND BASJIA FOR ALL UPDATES: @basjia WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Grand Prize Winner? Miss Burlesque Sydney? Being ready for real love!? Doing the work? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jan 16, 202445 minSeason 2Ep. 6

S2E5: Fireflies and Slimy Slugs ft. Louisa Caruso

FIND LOUISA FOR ALL UPDATES: @lastkingofthecross @weedzy.australia WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Ball stomping? Priests? Smothering Armpits!? Gay Guys Screaming in Vaginas? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jan 08, 202449 minSeason 2Ep. 5

S2E4: Ticks in Dicks on Coolangatta Drive

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. poo joggers? Intersex? One Week Stand in Bali!? Leeches on little dicks? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Dec 07, 202328 minSeason 2Ep. 4

S2E3: Hit the Gash, then Do the Dash

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Lesbian Fuck Bois? Warm Cucumbers in the microwave? Arse up in the Spa!? Poo on your Scar Face Poster? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Nov 23, 202340 minSeason 2Ep. 3

S2E2: Pegging with a Ball Gag

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Breast reductions? Grapefruit? pegging with a ball Gag!? Russian Magic Pussy? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Nov 13, 202332 minSeason 2Ep. 2

S2E1: 1 Blow Up Doll, 2 Blow Up Doll, 3 Blow Up Doll, 4

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Nan's been getting frisky with the wrong biscuy? Blow up dolls are all still the rage? Could you have an orgy with your cousins!? Float Tanks and Cumming on your tatas? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @therootofallevil__podcast @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Nov 02, 202340 minSeason 2Ep. 1

S1E50: Fat Lines, Dementia & The Meriton Penthouse Ft. Giselle Lucas

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. A Meriton Apartment with a whole lot of Coke and Alzheimer's? Poetry F*ck Boiz? Roidy dudes in the Brothels!? Shitting in the Oven? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

May 08, 202356 minSeason 1Ep. 50

S1E49: Three Tongue Punches to the Doot... After Korean BBQ?

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. A rim job after Korean BBQ? Fucking with colostomy bag? Fighting!? Vomiting on the diccckkkkkkkkkk? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Apr 19, 202333 minSeason 1Ep. 49

S1E48: I Slipped and a Cheese Burger went up my Doot.

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Engagements are embarrassing? Slept with all my friend's brothers? Slept with Bob's uncle and bestie? Slept with the manager at Subway? Did he eat fresh? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Mar 26, 202346 minSeason 1Ep. 48

S1E47: PRIDE: Eating Arse At Poof Doof or Engaged at GirlThing.

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Furries with Bed Bugs!? Eating Arse on the Dance Floor? G and Key Up Arse?!?! Engaged after Two Weeks At Girlthing?!? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Mar 08, 202336 minSeason 1Ep. 47

S1E46: ~Shit or Get Off the Pot~

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. A seven course skat fetish!? Anal Beads? Poo poo poo poo poo?!?! the ICKKKKK is niche?!? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Feb 20, 202338 minSeason 1Ep. 46

S1E45: Lukewarm Man Meat

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. A Rash on your Todger!? Open Relationships? Still a bit Iffy? What Do You Wish You Told Your Ex?!?! Queer Badging?!? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Feb 01, 202339 minSeason 1Ep. 45

S1E44: He Played the Sound-Bowls whilst doing me Doggy? NAMASTANAL.

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Vampires are sucking blood through toes!? Near death sex? A duck's long dick?!?! Playing sound bowls in doggy?!? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jan 22, 202343 minSeason 1Ep. 44

S1E43: F*ck like a NutriBullet, Peg like a Curling Iron?

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Nutribullets can f*ck!? Curling iron can peg? Monkey Pox in Byron Bay?!?! Sun Stroke?!? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jan 16, 202334 minSeason 1Ep. 43

S1E42: FFS!! How'd ya be?!?

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. The Vampires are BACKKKK!? Maxi Pads under the sofa cushions? Used Tampons in the hot glove box?!?! Blood on the walls?!? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Dec 06, 202234 minSeason 1Ep. 42

S1E41: Waxing Worms Out Of Butts.

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Do you hook an ex lover up with a new one!? WAXING HORROR STORIES? New Cheeks ?!?! Sawing Fanny Flaps Open with Surgical Equipment? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Nov 21, 202242 minSeason 1Ep. 41

S1E40: Cunnilingus at Burning Man

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Orgy Central Baby! True Crime Orgies? The Dome Sex Tent? ?!?! Where are you Ronnie? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Nov 09, 202244 minSeason 1Ep. 40

S1E39: ~Strawberry Kisses~

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Rockstars smash on washing machines? Kissing??? It's important! How much sex feedback is too much sex feedback? Are yoga teachers the most horniest?!?! What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Oct 27, 202240 minSeason 1Ep. 39

S1E38: QUICK! Your Dad's on Grindr!

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Dad's on Grindr again? UTI? UTCRY! Poo on glass coffee table? How much? Exebitionism?! We hate it! What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Oct 12, 202242 minSeason 1Ep. 38

S1E37: Double Dip Dunk on the D*ck

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Is Sex the best work out? Gatorade in retrograde? Too sore from Sex? Shower Sex in CANCELLED?! What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Oct 01, 202221 minSeason 1Ep. 37

S1E36: ~ tHiNk oF mE~

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Will Polly Kings ever Die Out? A Snapped Banjo? Tay Tay's New Album whilst Sucking D? A Fuk Boi Facial? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Sep 14, 202229 minSeason 1Ep. 36

S1E35: Dickie in a Coles BBQ Chickie!

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Lying about being open? Circumcised as a teenager? Cut the bar out of your arm at the vet? Put ya dick in a rotisserie chicken? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Sep 07, 202230 minSeason 1Ep. 35

S1E34: Don't Doggy the White Bouncer with the Tribal Tattoo!

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Cumming in K-mart? Cum swimming around in your eye? Caught the boss wanking? Dog piss Chlamydia? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Sep 01, 202242 minSeason 1Ep. 34

S1E33: 20 F**kin’ Whacks

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Hand sanitizer up the pusswah? Slapping the pusswah pokies? The worst dirty talk ever? What have you shelved? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jul 25, 202235 minSeason 1Ep. 33

S1E32: Community Dick Nick Boinked Granny at the RSL?

WARNING: Really really really explicit content. Peach Fuz? Cocktail drugs at the RSL? Community Dick Nick? Air Bed Sex? What could go wrong? RAW, UNEDITED AND EVERYTHING A PODCAST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. You dirty, naught little horny beings! Follow us and send us a sex story: @sexamation_ @rubyteys.tropicalversion.mp3 @alexbugsymalone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jul 12, 202226 minSeason 1Ep. 32
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