Psychic Interview

I mean, I think I when I was looking in the medical journal as I keep in my library, I think I sprained my clevius ligament, which connects to the the fifth metatarsal. And but regardless, it hurt. And Caroline, you know this more than anyone. I'm no pansy. Well, when you get sick, you get pretty upset. But when something hurts, you've just got to scream and let your cry ring out. Don't hold back, even if you're in the middle of a transatlantic flight. Oh god, you've just

got out ah my wrist. Oh, oh God. So while I punched a hole in my wall, hurting my wrist even further. Because of the state I was in the emotional state, I thought about why bad things happen to good men, meaning me, I realized the safest way to prepare against the apocalypse of the future is talk to a psychic. And that's what we're gonna do today. Great, I mean, you want to know the weather, You want to know what happened to your grandpa's jewels you dropped

in the ocean? M h. You want to know if Carolina will ever find love's then please turned to a psychic. H These women or men, some of which have been alive forever, tell your futures. They tell our futures, and the good ones they make it look easy. So today we will meet with a psychic, interview her, and get some trade secrets, and once again specifically, we will find out if Carolina will ever fine love. I mean, I meet people I date, do you? Yeah? You know, Malcolm,

I've never met the people that you've met. Well, you met that one guy and Charlie. Yeah, I was kind of a bad experience for both of us because he's you would you say that Charlie is par for the course in terms of the people you're meeting. Sure, you know a nice guy. He worked on a podcast. Also, he was a snooze fest. Yeah, no, you said that repeatedly, and I said it to his face. I know. And you pretend to fall asleep at dinner. It was just

a whole yep. Here. Do you remember the cartoon I forget which one where the guys falling asleep and he goes whoo hooooo when he keeps the feathers suspended. Yeah, that's what you were trying to do. That's what I was trying to do. Hm. Anyway, back to our topic. But before we sit down and and talk with our psychic, I think it's time for me to read your horoscopes. Those of you listening, you'll you'll hear your horoscope today. So if you're Taurus, your horoscope is come on, pull

your ship together. Capricorn, you have a serious drug problem and you need to kick it. Buster Aries, drink more water. Your body is liquid, you need it, but try to stay away from the bottled water. We were having an intense discussion earlier today with the crew. I mean this is for every Aries, This covers every areas out there. Drink more water. In fact, drink and on occasion if you can, if you can think of it, this is what I do on occasion for maximum health benefits. Drink

your own urine. That's not necessary. That's for all the horoscopes. Oh, I mean, I guess everyone can stay hydrated, but these are very specific. Moving on, Libra, open up a checking account overseas, deposit the money you stole discreetly and never look back. You know what I'm talking about. Quit shaking your head at me. Don't talk to me like that. Come on, Libra, Is this sneaky Libra? No, this is all libras Pisces. You look good, really good. Keep shaking

your sister. It only gets better. A little dirty today, these horoscopes are dirty. This is a new side of you. Gemini, talk to the twin that lives in your neck and make sure you're at peace. Being a Gemini is a serious medical condition. I don't think every Gemini has two heads. Have you ever met a Gemini? Sure, and they don't have two heads one nothing that lives in their neck, I'm not Do they have long hair? And maybe they're

hiding that second head somewhere? Maybe? I mean, maybe these are hard things to check, but I can safely say I've never met a Gemini. Yeah, maybe that once slightly fanciful. Um, let's see. I think that's all of them. Oh, I think there's like five more signs really serious blah blah blah, cancer, leo, who cares? Um? What's left? Um? Yep, I think that covers it. Anyway, that was your horoscopes. So we did that new segment. Check it off the list. Maybe we

returned to that periodically we read horoscopes. I think there's a lot to work on there. What's the first time we've done it, so it's not gonna be perfect, but we'll see what comes up. In the mail bag the mail Have we started a mail bag? Really writes letters anymore? It's predominantly online. M That's that's sad to me. I know it is a lost art to sit down with parchment and quill and ink quill and the craft letter. Oh,

I love it. I still have a lot of pin pals throughout the world, over a thousand pin pals, So you spent most of your time. I write five letters a day, just as constant rotation. I'm always behind you. Never it's kind of like emails. Because I'm writing letters. It's like the San Francisco Bridge, the Golden Gate Bridge. I'm familiar. Once they start, they have to paint it. Once they get to one end of it, they have

to start repainting it. It's a year round process. Yeah, kind of Sysiphus, Yes, Sisiphus who got turned to stone because he looked at adu Usa. No, I think after hours or am I thinking of the minotaur? I think we're mixing a few myths in here. We'll have to Greek mythology never my strong suit. Sure never. Never, Like from the beginning. I remember I was in the third grade. I raised my hand and said, Mrs Gladsworth, I don't get it. I'm never gonna get it. I can't and

I'm going to close this book up. Mythology, Greek mythology. But Sisyphus is my favorite. Well, you seem to have a little bit of a grasp there. But Sysiphus was was chained to the rock and had its Oh, Sisiphus pushed the rock up. Who was the one who was chained to the rock and had their liver eaten out by a bird of prey, only to have the liver grow back the next day and then eternally the liver

was being eaten out. I think that must be something that's well, well, you know, you know, what we'll bear out the mail bag. They'll let us know. I'll try to start one, but again, I just don't think besides your pen pals, I don't know who would be writing in well it it will be predominantly my pen pals who writes Okay, I'll get the bag and then we'll go from there. We'll be right back on the Ron

Burgundy Podcast. Welcome back to the Round Burgundy Podcast. Today we are joined by psychic Laura Powers Um no relation to Austin Powers because that's a fictional character. And and I gotta be honest, I'm getting a little creeped out because I can tell she's reading my mind right now, and she can tell what word I'm about to say, okay next, So I did you know I was going

to say next after okay? So you know, there are different types of psychics, and I am somewhat telepathic, so I do receive information through thoughts and can sometimes get other people's thoughts, but I also try not to dig in people's thoughts, so you can receive similar to a dolphin. Sorry, no, I would say it's a little bit different than a dolphin. Dolphins are pretty smart. We should take out our dolphin questions.

I was gonna ask you most of my questions were about dolphins, but let's just let me just throw those out. Dolphins are amazing. I would say they are very sensitive and problem to a psychic intuitive, but it is different for humans. Laura, can I ask you this? Did you become a psychic through training or was this just an ability you had from as far as you can remember? What's what's the genesis here? Sure? So? I think, like many things, it's a combination of your natural all ability

and then training. So Ever since I was little, I've seen and sense ghosts and other things that most people don't see. But then on top of that, I did get a lot of training to help me do this as my work and to better manage it. You got to check out Ron's garage because he's insistent my garage is haunted and Carolina doesn't believe me. But that's for another episode. It's definitely haunted. I don't know, I'm I've been there. I've seen that, and it's not just because

I turned it into a haunted house Halloween. Yeah, right, you turn it into a haunted house because you refused to go in. You just let the kids in the I let the kids in the neighborhood and I'm like, for you guys, find the candy. I can't go in there. Yeah, so what makes you think it's haunted spirits? Yep, they've talked to me. In fact, just real quick, there are no ghosts in this room, right, I don't sense any in this room. In particular, Nick at the controls, he's

he's kind of a google. Oh no, I mean that with love. Nick's great work. We're heading off for the weekend and yeah, we're going up the coast. We're driving to Carmel. Why didn't you even Nick has a convertible Gulf Volkswagen Golf that that thing loves the highway, right Nick? Ye? Laura, what did ghosts look like when you're a kid. So sometimes ghosts can look very solid, like you know, a live person would, and other times they can look kind

of partially embodied. So maybe I would see, you know, the head, and then it kind of fades out towards the feet. And sometimes I don't see them at all. Sometimes I simply feel or hear them. And can you communicate with them? Like definitely, I work with paranormal investigators. Yeah, I communicate um with them. And I also work as kind of a ghost whisper, so people will hire me

to help them. Uh, let's say, if they have a ghost in their house and I can help them cross over or clear the space so that they're not bothering them anymore. So, do you you visit the police precincts that you work with? I would assume. Actually, I have never actively worked with the police. I've worked on criminal investigations, but usually it's the family members that hire me. And Ron worked as a horse whisper for a summer, really just for a summer, and I never quite got the

gist of it. Yeah, it can be challenging. I would try to whisper to them and they'd usually they usually throw me or try to kick me. But I never I never got it down. Truth be told, I didn't know what I was doing by lied like a horse whisper. You saw that. I fell in love with it. Ah, Bobby Redford, I'm telling you right now, if Bob's in a movie, I'm seeing it. He's got my twelve bucks. Sure is it still twelve bucks to go see a movie or is it more like eighteen? Are? Like? Yeah,

like sixteen times have changed. So, Laura, what is your day to day like? Is it? Is it every day is a new adventure? Uh, you're working on a different project or are there situations that you work a year on or is it in small bursts? Yeah, every day is different. I do a lot of traveling. I see clients all over the country and actually internationally as well. So yeah, every day is different. I do a combination of teaching classes, the paranormal work, UM, doing readings for individuals, UM,

I do other interviews. But yeah, constantly just using my abilities. I want to help people understand the spiritual realm and better navigate. And at other times where you're just real frank with people and just said I'm sorry, I blew it, I gave you wrong, I gave you a wrong reading that's never happened. I do think one of the challenges of being a psychic is you receiving information and it's

interpreting it correctly. So let's say you receive an image or something and and you know, it's tempting to put your own spin on it. But the best psychics are the ones who can just really the information without you know, interpreting it in their own way. UM. So I have a pretty good track record, but a lot of times it does take time for it to manufactured, to develop clients where I'll say something and maybe three years later I hear from them and what I That's kind of

what it was like. I remember when when I was horse whispering. At first, I would whisper delicately, and then I get frustrated, like you listen to me, you dumb bag of bones. I can't help gallop? Yeah anyway, Um, any different languages ghosts speak or spirits speak? Well, yes,

spirits do you speak you know, their own language like that? No, But in terms of the spiritual realm, it's like I am usually receiving whatever information they're intending, versus sometimes I do hear specific words, but it's more like receiving their intention, so the language doesn't matter as much. So if you were in France and you saw a French ghost, they would speak in French. Away we Um, what was Hogwarts like? And how hard is it to make friends there? Wow?

You know, I think Hogwarts is amazing. However, it is a fictional place and I have never you've never visited? No? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's very magical. I wish it were real. Likewise, it's something Ron just finished the books. So yeah, I was. I planned my host summer vacation to visit Hogwarts and it's um, so it doesn't exist, so I can cancel my ticket. Yeah, good to know. Um, do you frequently work under a bridge? And do you have to do people have to give you a riddle to pass over

that bridge? Yeah? No, I have never worked under a bridge before. I think you're thinking of like a magical. I'm thinking of a troll or a hobgot are like rum still skin? Yeah? Yeah, I don't, That's what I'm thinking of. Yeah, I work, you know, like most people do. I will talk people over the phone and they're home or in an office. Okay, so you don't live under a bridge. This is good. We're getting through this. There's there's been one question that I've been kind of scared

to ask. Um. I kind of don't want to know because it might ruin my day, but I'm going to ask it anyway. Uh, what what will my mustache look like? In ten years? Okay? Well this brings up a really good point with questions that people ask me because we have free will, So what your mustache will look like will really depend on how you shave it. So that voice is that you make. That's great to know. So I I can control. I control my own destiny in

terms of my mustache. Absolutely, it's not so when I hear my mustache talk back to me, I don't have to listen to it. No, because we have very, very stimulating conversations. Um, let's talk about second lives and do we have them, and if so, can we bring our jackets with us into that second life? Ron loves his jacket. Oh yeah, I can understand why I think you might be referring to reincarnation. Yes, reincarnation, okay, yes, so I believe that almost everyone who's here has already lived before

and has had many incarnations. Um, but no, you can't take your physical belongings with you to the other side. That said, when you're on the other side, you can actually present yourself however you want to. So when I'm connecting with a spirit on the other side, they may not look like when they pass. So they may have been a grandmother and they're showing themselves as a twenty year old could be. I just want to look really hot when I pass. Yeah, exactly, wouldn't you want to

look the best. So that's what tends to happen, is to tall. In my next life, I want to be able to dunk a basketball. Okay, that's my main goal in my next life. Here's a question, scotch on an empty stomach? Yeah, I think that question is actually better

for a doctor. Let let her answer. Yeah. I would say nay, And I'm going to say it here because I'm actually very sensitive to alcohol and I think it affects your abilities cognitive I don't drink, and um, there's a you know, the old fashioned term for alcohol is spirits, and that's there we go, and I think there's not a coincidence. So when you drink a lot, say on an empty stomach where there's food to digest it, you will actually be more prone to being impacted by spirits.

So when you get a little too many cosmos in your system, what does it feel like like? Kind of I get overwhelmed. So because I could be what's called a trance medium where spirits come in and communicate through my body, I have to be very careful to have strong boundaries. So I actually even being in a room with people that are doing a lot of drinking can be challenging for me. Have you ever seen a drunk spirit? So there was actually a ghost that was a little

tipsy lived in my house. He was an alcoholic, wanted to get in people's bodies so we could drink again. Would you ever leave a little cup of vodka out for him? No? I tried not to inc You know what's interesting, and this makes a lot of sense because I used to see a drunk psychic when I lived down in San Diego. Um, and he gave me terrible readings. And now I know why where would you meet him? I would meet him at the trailer park. Yeah, that's

and and the bus station, the sketchy situation and zoo. Yeah, I would not recommend that type of psychic. How often we would cut a hole in the pandit age and that's what we do most of our meetings. Oh wow, that just seems so dangerous. Talk about a psychic animal pandas incredible, incredible, beautiful creature, very psychic. Um. What did the psychic say to the waiter at the steakhouse? I

don't know. I'll have my steak medium. Okay, so now I'm not trying to be funny here, but were you about to predict that I was going to say that joke. I was not, actually, but it's a pretty good joke, right, you can use it, Laura Fell, Thank you very much. My drunk psychic used to say that joke all all the time to me, to the point of like give it a rest, Phil, Ye, yeah, get another joke. Here's a question for you. If Carolina doesn't do her job, how hard would it be for me to put a

X on her? Would you teach me how to put a hex on her if she doesn't do her job? That's not something I do, and I really don't recommend Texas. So here's the thing. I believe in karma, and whatever you put out to someone is going to it's going to come back in space exactly. So I really don't recommend that. So you don't. You don't encourage hexes. You don't use chicken bones in your practice? No, definitely not. No, you don't need to add that into the working environment

because I've been collecting chicken bones. Are you serious? I have a trunk full of chicken bones that I'm using two for a future hex um. Here's something interesting. I bought some ax body spray. I don't know if you're familiar with it, because some faults advertising told me it would make women on the street cling to me like a fire pole. And every morning I'll stand in my hallway nude and I take about ten minutes and I coat myself in it until is dripping down onto a

puddle onto the floor. My question is do you have an actual love potion that works? Um? Yeah, No, I don't work with potions. There are some practitioners you might I actually just recommend just being your best self and you know, using your natural spirit and energy. Ver So, if I want to delve int hexes or potions, I don't come to Laura. That is correct. Maybe just asking like a woman, like how she's doing, what her interests are, what her hobbies are. There she want to go to

a movie? There are angels you can potions? Oh yeah, maybe maybe she does. If I see a white wolf alone in the woods, is it best that I follow it and see to what future it leads me? Or is that or is that dangerous? Should I just let the white wolf go? Hmm? That is a very good question. I I think it could potentially be dress, but I would say to follow your intuition. Maybe you just let it go. Just from our experience with dogs, Yes, you know, it's so interesting. I am I can always tell when

a dog's attacking me. Does that make me a psychic? No? I think that's just being aware and observance. Okay, because it's uncanny when a dog. When a dog bites me, I'm like, oh, it's biting me. I'm getting bitten by a dog. So yeah, I know you're in tune with your body, which I'm proud of. I'm not gonna I'm not going to back down from Laura. I have aries moon rising. Am I handsome? Okay, So this is a good time to bring up that I am not an astrologer. So astrologer not one and the same. No, No, I

mean there are you a numerologist? I am not. I do believe in numerology and astrology, but I don't practice either professionally. So those are two very different things. One is looking at the planets and the influences, honest one looking at you know, numbers and their deeper meaning. I

actually use my abilities. I'm clairvoyant, I'm clear audience, so I see, I hear in an EmPATH, I feel and I received information that way versus using those other tools, so you can see auras a little bit like Actually, you know, that's the interesting there's a lot of different types of psychics. I don't see auras, I actually feel them more than I see them. So even with a clairvoyant, which clairvoyant means basically psychic seeing seeing in the spiritual realm,

there's different ways that that can manifest for different things. Hey, hey, someone, Zora just pinched me in the fannie whoa wow. So if I brought you with me to a craps table, could you predict what number I'm about to roll? You know, I've never tried craps, but I actually have used my abilities to play poker, and I've I've one. Okay, so I've thousands of dollars. No, not that much, but I would say small potatoes. What percentage of your business would

you say comes from children's birthday parties? Pretty much? Zero? Yeah? Okay, gosh, I'm I'm shocked. Yeah, I think. I don't think children really connect with what I do. It's really more for adults. I just remember growing up, we would always have a psychic our birthday parties. It was a pretty like somber mood. There are not a lot of laughter. Mhm. Wegi board in a psychic. That was my birthday party from the

time I was three until I was eleven. Eight years in a row, draw the curtains, lights and black candles. Bring in the psychic. Everyone shut up, it's time to have a birthday anyway. My party's we just had like a face painter. And now I know as a psychic, you've been alive forever. Um, what was the Civil War? Like? Okay, yeah, that's not true. I have not been a life forever. I'm you know, just you know, aging, just like everyone else. Yeah, okay, so you don't know what the Civil War was other

than books. One thing that psychics can do that maybe others candas. I can access past live so I can look at things from other historic periods. But it wasn't like me, you know, in this body doing that Ulysses S. Grant. Yeah you couldn't. No, I do have past life memories from other periods, you know, ancient Egypt. And speaking of agent, because I've always told Carolina that I feel like I come from royalty and is there a chance, is there some chance that I was Cleopatrick in a former life.

There's got to be. I think that's very, very slim chance not the thing we can confirm. Because I'm a huge Elizabeth Taylor fan, and you know, it's such a long movie that you watch so frequently. I just get sucked in and identify with her and that time period in ancient Egypt, and I'm just like, I've got to be I wonder if I was Cleopatrick, Cleopatra Cleopatrick. No, Caroline, I'm sorry, because the monks from Ireland came down. The Vikings took the monks from Ireland down to what was

now known as Egypt. They built the pyramids. Her name is Cleopatrick. We can address that later. Sorry, Laura, that's okay, but I'm gonna side with thank you. Well, maybe you won't be paid after the show. Then, Um, do you have crystals at all? To use crystals? And if you do, do you have any that I could trip balls on? Okay? Well, first of all, I don't think crystals and tripping balls are connect did but I do believe that crystals can

be very powerful. I don't actively use them in my work now because I bought some of the Pasadena swap meat and uh, I carry a satchel with me of crystals. I know you took them to call last year. Yeah, I've handed him out. How close have you worked with Whoopi Goldberg? I have never worked with Whoopy Goldberg. I think she's she's a medium. No, she I believe she played one in a movie. But that's very different. I

think you're thinking of the movie Goes. Yes, the documentary Ghost. No, that was a movie with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore their actors. Okay, so she's she's an actress, but it was speaking of ghosts. What about that pottery scene? Huh pretty sexy steph Yeah, do ghosts ever? Ghost try to get it on? They do? Actually, and just went up. I just got pinched in the butt again. Maybe that's what's going on, see it or something might be also like starting around watch like there's a lot of meal

goost that will be like peeping toms. They like to watch. Okay, well not in the me too era. Unfortunately they still do. They still they have. They not got the message. I don't think, so give me a break. Let me ask you this, and I don't. You may not be comfortable because a lot of people don't like to get into politics. But President Trump, what's his psychic aura? Do you get? Do you pick up anything? All? Right? Yeah, I try not to get to into politics. I will say that

I think that he is a younger soul. I'll just say that, so a younger soul, implying that there isn't wisdom there. I would say that, Um, yeah, there's a lot to learn. Do you think Trump and kid share the same soul? I'm getting a no on that kid Rock. Though he knows how to put on a show, I'm not really a fan, so I'm not really familiar with his music. He's not a kid either, that's just his nickname. So one for Ron, zero for Carolina. Yeah, Ace Ventura.

He was a pet detective, he wasn't a psychic. Yeah, detective and a psychic very different. So a psychic is using information from the non physical realm, and a detective is using information from the physical realm. So I do work as a pet psychic. I think I understand. Oh, so you work as a pet psychic too. Let me ask you this. People probably call you in when they're dealing with cats and dogs. What's the what's the smallest animal that you've worked with to pick up their psychic energy.

I mean, could you like a flea or is it more of a man emmal? Uh? Something with a vertebrae. I've I've never worked with the fleet. I have worked with hamsters, so yeah, small mammals occasionally insects, Commodo dragon. I've never personally worked with the Commoto dragon, though I'm open to it. What about a parrot um? I have a client that I'm supposed to be communicating with, but I haven't actually done it yet with the parrot. How crazy if you're working with a parrot and then they

started talking back to you, m is there? Did you bring food in today? Oh? My god, that doesn't smell good at all? Well did you? Obviously someone has passed gas in the studio at this point, didn't do it? Someone has passed it with Laura. Let's see how good you are. Can you tell who passed gas between the two of us using your psychic ability? Because I don't think it was you. No, No, I don't think that that's probably an appropriate use of my guests. Whoever smelled

a del that that's my psychic ability? This is so really run you just say you farted. It's fine, I didn't. I honestly that was me. Oh my god, that we have a guest, I know, but the first one. So really you can't tell with your ability. No I can, but I was trying to be plate and who did it? Come on, Carolina, No, No, that's actually not what I was thinking at all. Oh so me, Yeah, all right, guilty has charged? That was boy. Come on, I should not eat a shrimp salad before we do a podcast.

Oh oh my gosh. And that was a couple of days old too. Remind me two day old shrimp salad, don't eat it. Yeah, that's when you want to eat fresh off the boat. Laura. We cannot thank you enough for sitting down with us. You were obviously an extremely talented individual, and you have really opened our eyes into the possibilities that are out there, and we wish you continued success. You're welcome back anytime on the podcast. Thank you for your time. Great, Thank you so much for

having me. We'll be right back after this important announcement. Yeah. Well, Caroline, I don't know how you felt, but I thoroughly enjoyed. Uh. Laura powers very powerful from powers, and I think she enjoyed it too. You know, sometimes when we do these things, you can tell that people are just hating it well, which reflects more on them, you know. But I think she had a great time and she loved to talk

about her craft. So, um, let's do our fact check here. Yeah, today was pretty strong show, right, I mean, okay, we have to go over a fugit basics. I'm the Occlivius Clativous. I think you're, um, right right along here, I'm pointing to it. Now, that's that's just a made up I think. Um. And then the met it's a it's a part of your foot, oh all right, um. And then Cleopatrick Cleopatra I think are the you might have some crossover in terms of Egyptian history. Um, there's no Irish involved. We

don't know that for sure. Continue it's pretty well recorded actually, but okay the astrology Cleopatrick is also a band, I know that. Okay, Yeah, I mean sure. And they got their name from Cleopatrick. No, no, like, I don't think that's so. Um then where when then we're do they get their name? They just make it up? Potentially, Yeah, it's just a play on words. Sounds like our horoscope readings. Geminis have one head most human beings, I think I just have one solid head. No secret twin. Um, he

actually missed Virgo. I don't know if you had a reading for them. Oh wait, hold on, let me look. Yes, Virgo, Virgo, you should be sensitive to time management. Okay, there we go. Um, five letters a day? You're you? You write five five letters a day? Because I have over a thousand pin pass, that's three sixty five days a year. I'm assuming if you're really strict, d and twenty five letters a year,

that's just pretty impressive. I don't think that makes any Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with you on this one. I trust you, my my. What I meant I miss My goal is to write five letters a day. That's

my goal. I don't always get there. Um. Dolphins and pandas no uh no actual powers in terms of this is where Laura was wrong, because I know for a fact there is a dolphin a team of dolphins that l A p d use and they are a coordinated strike force and they patrol the waters from San Pedro all the way at to Catalina, and they're the tip

of the spear on our war on drugs. Dolphins some covert operation, and it's very dangerous for the dolphins because just like Ethan Hawk and Training Day, you can get hooked on the bad stuff. A lot of the dolphins will find, you know, bags of cocaine on the ocean floor, and they get hooked. They get hooked baby. Um. That's why if you ever see a dolphin in the wild, you should give him a Did you give him a salute? So I appreciate what you're doing. Yeah. Um. Psychics have

been alive for just how long they've their ages. They haven't been a wife, so they don't live for eternity. Yeah, well, you don't live forever unless you're psychic. No, that's what we just confirmed, all right, So I think that is it. I mean, we can't say for sure Cleopatra is who you were in a previous life, but like Laura said, it's pretty slim. Well, that's what I was trying to hint with her, like, maybe she's wrong sometimes, you know.

So I guess we just won't know. But I've often heard okay, fine, maybe it wasn't Cleopatra in the past life, but I've often heard from people on the street who just walk up to me and say, you have features. You resemble Cleopatra in your features. So that's where I got it from. Um the Greek myths, I think, and you admitted this, but it's just in it's an over I'm with you on this one, this one that was a disaster. All right, Well, thank you. That was the

fact check. Carolina appreciate it. Well, here's Ron Burgundy's final thoughts. I think we've we all learned quite a bit about our futures today. In fact, Carolina will probably go home to night and drink away her sorrows and hope that she meets her Prince Charming one day, something I take really seriously. And I'm going to look back at that stupid lighthouse picture and tell it's something it doesn't know.

I am the lighthouse now, buddy. I see all the ships heading in my direction, and I've got a newsy. In other words, see you later, suckers. This is Round Burgundy. You just listened to the Ron Burgundy podcast. Why did you make that? You made that weird noise with your mouth after I read that final left like a crazy thing to tell. Lighthouse painting is it crazy, I mean, or does it make perfect sense? Lighthouses are threatening, talk about haunted. You don't have anozy, I was just a

figure of spoon. Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. On the next Ron Burgundy Podcast today, we are having to accord this show from my garage because my living room flooded last night. My garage is haunted and I was whispering because I'm afraid of waking ghosts. And of course our street we still have old metal trash cans. We don't have the plastic ones, so they make That's why it's so that's making so much noise. As long as the ice jackal

doesn't show, we'll be fact never mind. Okay, they you no attention, Caroline. Let's just keep doing the showy attention to what you didn't hear that. If we just ignore it, maybe it'll just go away. Ron ran out of the room, so we're just looking through um the house for him. Ron. Hey, buddy, did you did you captured with the golden net of invincibility? Yes? Maybe we just get dressed. I'm gonna pull some clothes. No, we have we have some The whole cruise here okay,

all right, okay. Denial is a much easier path to take when you've witness something beyond recognition, something your soul will never process. The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of I Heart Radio Podcast Network and Funnier Die. I'm Ron Burgundy. I'm the host, writer and executive producer. Carolina Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. The show was also produced by Whitney Hodeck, Jack O'Brien, Miles Gray, and Nick Stuff. Our executive producer is Mike Farren. Our

consulting producer is Andrew Steel. Our associate producer is Anna Hosnier. Our writer is Jake Pogolis. Our production supervisor is Colin McDougall. This episode was engineered, mixed, and edited by Nick Stump. See you next Thursday on The Ron Burgundy Podcast.