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But your hat take out every Ron Bergar. Woh, oh my godness, thank you, thank you yo, thank you, welcome, welcome everyone. Great to see you all. Of course I'm joined by the lovely Carolina. Great to have people out on a Tuesday night. Thank you guys for buying tickets. Um. All of the proceeds are going to Mercy Corps, which is an amazing charity of helping families in the Ukraine right now, so we really appreciate it and it's very special.

Tonight is our ten thousand podcast and not I'm I think we've done like fifty tops maybe last Carolina, canna have a quick sidebar with you look, here's the thing. They don't know that and and what's the big deal. Well, you know, they can look it up whether we've done forty or fifty or two. All they know is that this is our ten thousand show and it gives them like it makes it a really special night. You know. I'm sorry. I think they can hear us right now,

they can't. I called for a sidebar. Do you not watch Law and Order? Whenever they say let's have a sidebar, that means everyone in the court has to stop listening, and it's a professional courtesy. Right now, they're just in fact whatever they're laughing at. Incidentally, I don't know if it's a far side cartoon or something, but they're they're passing around a far side. That's why they keep laughing. But I've called for a sidebar, so they're not paying

attention to anything we're saying. Okay, so just go with me. It's our podcasts. Is that wonderful? Yeah? Quick sidebar. I feel terrible. These people are the stupidest people have ever seen and we've we're totally lying to them. And if they don't know it, up, boy, I think we go back and we're honest. This time, I'm not going to sleep well to night. No, we can't go back, don't ever go back. Thank you for that Sideby Anyway podcast. And we're feeling great excite here to be at Largo.

One of them a wonderful establishment. Um do you know the Flanagan, the proprietor of this establishment, has told me that they are currently in construction. They're building a tunnel underneath La Sienega that's gonna pop up in the middle of Sin the Gentleman's Club across the way. So if you want to go see some two for one and the tell just goes into the middle of the floor at the middle of Florence and you just pop up

on a cool little elevator with smoke. So that'll be available spring of wo okay, something to look because he's having to do the construction himself. That's crazy. It is crazy. Where is the tunnel going to start? I think it's starting somewhere in the lobby and uh yeah, they're just you know, getting a bunch of jackhammers and doing it on weekends. In fact, if anyone wants to stop buying weekends and join the jackhammer party and build the tunnel

to Sin You're welcome to stop by it. We have to talk about last night, So Sunday night, not last night. I feel like I was last night. Well something happened to me last night. But let's talk about Sunday night. Let's talk about Sunday night. Just get it out of the way. We all saw it. Jacob ALRTI Jacobi got invited to be on the Oscars and it was like, what is diacolordy doing out there? Are you? Who are you? Jacob Lord? You're a tall boy? How does that qualify

you to present at the oscars? He's got baby smooth skin. I'll know that tall drink of water? I know. Confuse me. I was like, what my channel Jacob broken? I just couldn't believe it. I was slack yard. Here's the other question I have. Why was everyone doing jazz hands during the show. It's a it's applause in sign language. It's applause in what in sign language? And sign language does what? Sidebar? Sidebar? You know what? It's okay, that's a longer episode. Anyway.

You said that you had great news. I've got great news. Okay, who is right? Uh? I have been selected to host next year's Oscars. Yes, how who were How did that come to you? Well, they reached out to my people. I'm your people, I know you and I are my people. So they reached out to you. Well, they didn't reach out. They start with a shortlist and they whittle it down. But I've got every indication I'm on that short list. There.

They should be calling you soon. I can't wait. I'm a little worried for you to host the Oscars, but no, I'm I'm excited and I in fact, I've already started working on my material and I would love to share it with you tonight if I could. Yes, okay, alright, great. I'm not a stand up comedian, so you'll have to bear with me. Um. These are just a few things I've jotted down, some notes. Uh. But you know a lot of a lot of stand ups coming up to

places like Largo, and they work through their acting. So if you'll, if you'll indulge me, elected work through. So am I Oscar stand up for next year the Oscars. M now you're doing tonight. Welcome to the the nine at four. I don't know what. Okay, they'll tell me. Welcome to the five Oscars years that will be, I won't have to worry about that. Great. I see there's a category for best hair and makeup and the winner is not G I Jane two. You're okay, You're okay.

Ron looks a little scared, but it's all right, okay. In fact, there wasn't any hair in makeup. Everyone had shaved heads. It reminds me. I went to my barber and I I say, take a little off the top, Pete. And he says how much? And I say, not as much as G I Jane too. It's okay. No one's coming, No one's coming, No one's coming, No, no one's there. No, I'm just I'm practicing. When my host, well, it's okay, you got it. You're a you're taking yourself out. You're

taking yourself out. Okay. Uh, I tweaked my back on that one. I'm not gonna lie to you a little bit. Okay, what else? What else do I got? No? G I j And Tune is a great movie. Huh, keep going with it. Everyone loves it unless you happen to be ad lies because there's no hair. There's no hair. There's no hair. Are you going to do neat hair? They need like a community an environment of hair, and without it, they're bummed. They can't live. We get it, neurally, got it?

What else? Let's do? Then? I have some over, I have some regional humor here, we got any people from the Central Valley Oscar's audience. That'll work right for the Oscar Maybe maybe it's a little inside baseball for those of you watching at home. There's a place called the Central Valley in California. Some people call it the bread Basket. Uh did someone just say Jesus, give me a break, man, I'm not a stand up. Hey, why do they call it Sacramento? Do they make sacred mentos there? You guys

remember mentos? Right? Those odd commercials? They were weird. What about the kid Cat Bar? Remember kid cat bars? Huh? What if Bob Dylan did the kid Cat Bar song? It would go something like this, give me a break, That's all I got, Give me a break, break me up, a bit of a kid kid bard. Mm hmm. Let me write that down. That's an applause break. I don't want to I forgot to bring my pin out here with me. All right, Well, make a mental note. Okay, what else? What the what else is in the news?

Oh oh, have you heard about these self driving cars? Have these cars now that that drive around without a driver? What if you're adam driver and you're in the back seat of a driverless car and a cop pulls you over, he says, are you the driver? How confusing would that be? Governor rn De Santis is at it again. That guy is so weird they should call him Randa Mentos, Right, am, I right? Anyway, he doesn't want teachers to say the word gay in the classroom like it's a dirty word.

The only wordy dirt in the only word, the only the one, hold on, hold on, hold on, the only flirty dirt and goddamn it, pull it together, on, pull it, pull your together. Right now, you're on the oscars. For Christ's sake. You're bleeding out here, buddy, Apply a tourniquet and get your head screwed on. The only dirty word in the state of Florida is de Santis. Anyway, we got a great rest of the show. Uh, she was

a cat woman and he was in cats. Put your hands together for a halle Berry and who was in cats? To James Cordon, James Gordon, So there'd be a transition like that don't. I'd have to worry about that they would write that for me. But little work in progress, something i'm you know, noodling with. But thank you, thank you so much. It's so helpful to work out your material.

I'm gonna say there was there was three g I Jane, two jokes, okay, so maybe just do too, maybe one tops, just one tops, okay, all right, Yeah, we're working on a catchphrase here at the Burgundy Podcast. Yes, this is fun little audience participation, just if you feel so inclined to repeat with me. Well, oh whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, Sorry about that. Um, that happens often here at Largo. Uh. For those of you who frequent this wonderful theater, you

all are aware, I'm sure by now that it is haunted. Yeah, and spooky things happen occasionally. Um, but that's just what are gonna do. It's a quirky place. That's a quirky little place. Um, but it is haunted. So okay, no big whoop, no big whoop. Slightly haunted. This is quite a coup for us because we don't get high quality people, not really. We just we get a motley rag tag

group and we're happy to have them. We love our guests, but sometimes but sometimes they blow um and I'm sweating my nuts off trying to figure out what to talk to him about top dancing, tap dancing. But tonight we don't have to worry about to worry about it, Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Mr Anderson. Pack. Yes, and it's a pack. Everyone pas to meet. Great to see you, my friend. Oh my god, it's right, it's really him, see I told you, yes, yes, lord? What

what's happening? Like? I never heard of Do you know that? Gentleman? Yeah? I want to know him. Well, maybe this is maybe something's gonna happen at the end of the night. Keep it cool, everyone, keep it cool. Friday? What happened on Friday? You must be talking about the residency Las Vegas? You were in Las Vegas. You're currently doing a residency, got a residency, got a new look? I needed a Vegas look. You're doing that with Bruno Mars. Is that nice? And

how long has that been going on? We were like twelve shows now okay, yeah, we have like all of me. Let's take a little break. But we have a couple more shows this week. Shows in you and you and Bruno mar I mean, you guys are a wonderful pair together. You guys, really are you? You're incredible? Um, I assume he's a nice guy. Yeah I did too, but okay, he's fair. Hey, kind of like my father. You just make your money. You don't talk to each other, get

the job done. Simple yet stern. You go your way. He goes his way. I like to go his way too, though. I like picking his brain. He's a little guy. He's like a little guy. Do you ever just knock him down to the ground. The way he's built, It's like I could break you in half. Never seen the shape. I've never seen a shape like this, probably not since Prince. Those guys can get into different situations like well, they're all muscle, all muscle and sin. Yeah, exactly, all condensed. Yes,

like a like a wolverine. I can't believe we have someone as cool as yourself on the show. Yes, it's just this is sick. This is amazing. These crowds have been fantastic. I mean, this crowd is a little dumb, h but aren't they get the participation award for sure? Now you're a local guy, you were born in Oxnard, Ventura County. You were born, What do you remember of St. John's Regional Medical Center? It was a dark time. Yes. Do you remember your infancy? Do you remember coming out

of the Yeah. The reason why I ask is because I've got a bone to pick with St. John's Medical Center. I was up in one of the beaches there in stepped on a rusty aboard with six rusty nails sticking out of it, and I had to go and do it to get a technics shop there, and they were rude. They were just rude to me. Where did they say? Well, they said it's time to pay, and I'm like, I don't have any money on it. Yeah, depending on when

you go. They don't pay him well enough. So no, real they birth you, They birth the legend and that's their claim to fame. It's that in strawberries. That's what the town is known Anderson strawberries. In fact, your mother used to farm strawberries, is that correct? That's a sexy fruit. Oh the shape, how I didn't even think about the shape. I mean, I like him in champagne. I like dipped in chocolate. What do you like to what do you like to put strawberries in probably like a blender, and

do you do you sexily talk to eat strawberries? It goes into the blender like on the season, I'm gonna blend you up a little bit. We talked to him too nice though. It's just okay, it's a fine line. Yeah, right with my fruit's words to live by. What's another sexy fruit? Okay? I think a pineapple. Pineapple is kind of sexy. Dragon fruit. Come quiet. I was gonna say a TAngelo persimmon, persimmon. Yeah, get me some of that persimmon juice. Rub it all over my body, let it

drip down my back. It's got me going. Yeah, I'm going right now too, Carolina. Any thoughts on fruits? I um, I want to move on to the next question. You're a singer, you're a songwriter, your rap, you play the drums, you produce music. Is it too much? When? When does it start to look like just bragging? It's genius? I just I think it's better when other people say it.

For me, I try not to listen anything. I just say I'm just here to be of service, and then I go to the drums and start singing at the same time and then I start, you know, dancing and stuff and just kind of lits peep for itself and that can gu tiring. But that's why I joined the group. You know, I'm in a group. Now it sticks on and I got someone to kind of you can go off, you can share the burden getting older and there, um, and they're not as good as you write exactly. You

see how this win. I wouldn't regardless of and and we're all participating. It's like when I was in eighth grade. I played with on the sixth grade basketball team and I just dominated and it felt so good. And I would laugh at them, aren't hair and a grade back hair? And these snotty little kids were looking at me and I was like, what's up, peach, fuzzly? Do something? Yeah, do something, don't just stand. Yeah, you worked with Christina

agaul What one was that? How do you say your name? Christina? I can't see it. Christina Aguilera, Yeah, Chris, Yeah, she's got pipes right, come on? Yeah? Yeah? What did what did you? Did you guys do a song together? Did you did a few songs? Um? I produced some stuff, But the best thing that I ever do with her is a take the picture next to her Hollywood star, like at three in the morning, just by yourself. Well, she called me and she said, what are you doing

on just three in the morning. You know I'm up by the week. And uh, she said, I'm picking you up. We're gonna do something. So I went and she got this escalade from like two thousand four. That's still that's the best year about That's when they were really caring about what they did. Run, don't walk, Get an old four escalador. They don't make them like they used to.

I'm talking DVD play. It's that Fantis arrow where there was you could watch a little g I j V. Guess so sorry, and so you're in the old four escalade. We're having a great time. I'm are we going? It's like, we're gonna go take a picture next to my Hollywood star three in the morning. She said, all right, you ready, get out? Got out? She did selfie back in the car. Now is it drop my ass off? Did you at least go to Norms or something? I gotta wake up. I got thing to do. I was like, yeah, we

can hit Norms, it's on the way. But she had to wake up and do things. Are you just what she told me. Yeah, yeah, classic. Yeah. I stayed outside for a little bit to make sure. Yeah, I saw her leave. She's a great Hollywood story for our ten thousand podcasts. Incredible. What was it like working on a pot farm? I miss it? Yeah, it would have been so much better now that I don't smoke weed because I quit recently. Okay, because oh oh, are you guys good?

We're all good? Uh, Anderson, we need to inform you that this largo is haunted, just so you know. It's not it's it's less. It's not a big deal. But is everything all right? Everything alright? On? Hold on, hold on, hold on God, it's a Colonial ghost Boy for those our listeners. Colonial ghost Boy has walked onto the stage. He's looking at us. He's holding a lantern, holding a lanterns a zombie. He looks both a hundred years old and six years old at the same time. He has

a devilish, impish grin on his face. He's wearing modern footwear, which is which is an interesting touch. I can't seems to be searching for someone something. Uh. Brief history. This used to be the side of a pub, a British pub burned to the ground in before the Spanish discovered California, the and before the Germans discovered San Diego. Uh, I'm sorry san Diego. H. It's just a lost little boy. The British were here and they've built a pub on

this site. You must be looking colonial ghost boy. Can we help you with something? Be gone? Be gone? Oh? Okay, that was a lot all at once, good at that. I need your help with that, are you okay? Anderson? Because my heart is beating like a chinchilla and five cups of five red bulls. I was trying to come up with an analogy and kind of I gotta work out the kinks because when I host the Oscars next year, I can't I can't be flobbing things like that. Let's

get this back on track. It is right, Dre Snoop, Kendrick Lamar, Busta Rhymes, Eminem, Bootsy Collins, Brandy Andre three thousand. You've worked with everybody, I mean everybody the game. You know. I played jazz flute right, I one of my whole time favorites. And I sit by the phone for days waiting for the call. I even when I'm cooking dinner. I have a hundred foot long word on my phone. Yes, I still have a landline waiting for that call. I would love to get on one of your tracks. I would.

I would be like an absolute honor. We're Andre three thousand. Now I know someone. I have an actor friend who did a movie with him about ABA basketball, and I know him very well and he just loved He told me that Andre was the greatest guy, wonderful musician, loved his music. But he is he still making music? Okay. You can get him to make music if you have a hundred thousand dollars for him. And then he gets and he's playing flu and it's that's the special paint,

the special talents to get him back money. Yeah. Up. And it was the best verses ever got on a record. Blue cheese it's it's uh, it's definitely fetta. Do you do you refer to hundred dollar bills as blue cheese c notes? Yeah? Now I know that Andre tho thousand got big into fashion. Do you think about getting into fashion? Do you have a fashion line? Act gets into me? Okay, I hear you, Yeah, yeah, because you know I know someone who could use some help with their fashion. Uh,

I am fine, pain Okay, we got it. You can see you pointing out. It's fine, Carolina, It's Carolina. Okay, I'm not sitting next to sex fifth Avenue over here. Um, we talked about you produced music and what's that like? Do you just yell at people? Yeah? Yeah, yep, and um I produced a lot with my band. What do you try? How do you help someone to find the encourage them by breaking them down and build them back up? You stuck? Do it again? Yes, we're all waiting on you. Friend.

Phrases that used to help me out. Super constructive. If you like it, I love it. That's cool. So you're cool with that. Stuff like that, and then they start to push and producing right there. That's how I was taught. Wow, I mean I could do it all about myself. I say that too, but it's kind of hard when I'm defending on them to a second. But yeah, Now you played drums during the super Bowl halftime show? Is that right? Eminem' drummer? Yea?

What an incredible some of you? I know me from that. Yeah, I also have a Now talk about tickets to go. Let's by the way, let's go residency everyone by, Let's buy a block of eight tickets, doesn't matter if you show up or not exactly because Tunnel to Sin Yes, we do another tunnel, but I want to get back to this halftime show. An incredible collection of artists. Uh. Dr dre who's not a medical doctor. I looked it up. Uh, all of these artists. Dr Drake discovered you as well.

I believe you're there in Inglewood in Compton, in front of the world playing this music that that is the heart of l A And are you sitting there thinking how are the Bengals gonna win this day? I was thinking, like, I have to time this out perfectly because if they do win, I don't want to be here. And it was getting really kind of close, and I'm looking at my family. I'm like, we could probably be on the other side of town if things go left, because Los

Angeles is very dramatic sometimes. So, um, did you have money on the game? No? No, I was just trying to hold my drumsticks keep you know, like stay focused. And then I was like, oh, yeah, there's a game too, and then um, it was an amazing show. Yeah, it was great, and the whole day. The whole day was definitely to see stadium full of a lot of uncoordinated white people just having a great time. It was just it's just people. Yeah. I like to move my body,

you know. But there was something beautiful about There's something special about that, the freedom of it all. I've read somewhere to you that you were a showcase model on the Prices, right, is that? Yeah? That was the same day I mack on us. But but did you already have some level of notoriety notorary? What's the word umary? Were you already famous? I've signed a few notaries, so have I. But outside that U, was that just something you wanted to do as a goof Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, yeah,

I couldn't dig anything bigger. Like I grew up on that. It was great prices right, showcase showdown. I had to leave a session earlier, Oh to go do Dr Dre and Kanye to go do the Prices right. You guys got it from here, right, I gotta think, just tell us what it is. It's all good, yeah me. And then I was like, I got Prices right, and it was just like they didn't. They seemed disappointed, and I was they were a little super quiet because I was expecting, like, yo,

that's a mosque. That's crazy, Like, yeah, Dre was just yeah. I was like, all right, well, maybe were they jealous? I think so too it maybe they were so shocked and jealous they were like this dude just flexed. It came off as a disdained, arrogant. I just love that you did that. Yeah. When I got on there, it was got to do the whole running down the island presenting. Did you practice, Yeah, it's a skateboard. Yeah, it was say talking to the models, that's a rough life. Yeah,

did you think about just throwing it all away? And I was gonna be a model and then was a spokesmodel. Yeah, in between commercials you talked to the model, the dude that's been with no shirt on for like eight hours trying to keep like it's probably the only it's probably the last bastion of spokesmodels prices, right, that's right, that's the only place where you can judge and step on TV. That's true. There's a lot of venues you can watch spokes models and that are not televised. Yes, yes, I'm

forgetting that. I mean they're in Pickin, Like I've seen a picture of your boy, your son, Uh, and he looks like the coolest kid I've ever seen. I mean, if I had a boy who was cooler than me, I'd be so jealous of I'd lock him in the basement. How I mean, how do you? How do you? How do you deal? We learned if you can't beat him, you got to join him. I start helping him out. I was like, oh, you want subscribers, Okay, you know you gotta do skits. Where's your bits? They don't You

don't have an exciting life. You can't be a vlogger. You're just like you're home school, you know. Like so I directed his bits now and he got it. He's up to tink tin Case subs, tin Case subs on YouTube. He wants to be a tin Case. He subs, I'm talking content doesn't just sidebar? What does that mean? It's like ten subscribers and it's just shortened up? Can't me? Dad? Does he hope? Does he want to get to eleven k? He got to tin and he just kind of was like over. He got into all the work we did.

I mean, I have footage, a whole plot, like a line. I was gonna do, no drive, he spoiled. I have two of them now too. I always again, I have a four year old two now not as cool. The four year old, Yeah, born into Money's just no chance, is is I ruined him. It's kind of like that tail as old as the middle age this and I just continue to spoil him. I can't stop. Well, that's what we do. Great. I mean they say you're only as happy as your unhappiest jobs, right, so I thank

you for that. Will give him whatever they want right here you go. I mean, when you're getting back, you're gonna have to do that residency for twenty years show. Yes, a lot of show, Yeah, a lot of shows. Work something out with Copperfield. So I'm in the groups. You do something extraordinary, something that I just find incredibly astounding. You played drums and you sing at the same time. I mean, I'm trying to think of other musicians you've done that. The first Phil Collins possibly, um but uh

oh yeah, well Collins sounds Fleetwood Mac. Did he sing it all? Mick Fleetwood? I mean Fleetwood Mac. That's the name of mad. Maybe I could throw that into the stand up. Would you indulge just with some plague any would you? It would be an honor right would never be able. Well, I'm let's see, this is the hip poppy. No, Bobby, don't ask me. I'm just so crush up and crush it so clean, don't shoot down so sassy. I'm just so cushop brush so clean clean. You know, the list

goes on and on. Who I guess I'm excited. I know if anybody's gonna know it? So still Atlanta? Is that where you're from? To the window Toma? That song just got it? Didn't know? That's called when songs get better with times you're not feeling it didn't did it? It still feels good to sing the swems off my ba. Is that where we're going? That was the song of

my youth? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. My generation is lyrics, like yeah right, we made lyrics a bit like what can I just yeah, that scares the hell out of me to sing and to play drums. I just don't know how you do it. It's nothing to be scared about, Broake, Are you sure it's honest? I mean they say you should always try things that scare you. Uh, okay, on big fella, okay, okay, all right? Oh was I gonna sit on your lap? Oh is that hell? Lessons are well,

that's a weird drum school. Then okay, I'll just dive in, right mm hmm, Okay, take my time as I'm singing and playing the drums at the same time. And now that I'm doing it, it's not as hard as I drunk. In fact, I'm pretty darn good at this. It's a pleasing time I make when I sing and played drums. Maybe someone will record this and put it on a sleep machine. Whoa, whoa, that's pretty good. Um, all right, everyone, just stay time, get up, get up. That's probably what

made him. That's fine, don't make it mad. Oh no, the girl boy has returned? Ah? What is he looking for? What happens to this poor little boy? I just want to make sure that's something. What are you doing? What are you checking him from? Just making sure he doesn't have a doesn't have a ghost gun on him? He's clean? What happened to you? Little boy? Can tell us what happened to you? What haunts you? Can you whisper it?

Can you whisper? Oh? My god? Is he okay? He murdered his whole entire family, all right, on this night, this very spot. Three years ago. That can't be good for us. Are you looking to murder again? Is it someone here in this audience? M hm? Can you point them out? Someone out there? Where are they? Oh? Not? Are you? That is so rude? Thank god, it wasn't me. I knew it wasn't gonna be Anderson for sure, he's got a residency. I think we just have to get him out of Oh I forgot. I have an agent

scroll a ghost. I always keep it next to the beanie babies just in case. Okay, ye ghost, ye ghost, Ye little boy Google, stop haunting Largo. We'd like to say, chow chow chow. It worked. Wow ancient Italian spell Italian? Yes, very savvy. Um Anderson, we can't thank you enough for coming on tonight. You're an amazing artist. Anderson bark everyone, Anderson bark. Oh my god. Now that's a star. I always tell you you can see it. But mile a way. When he walks into the room, it was it was

Boner city out there, you know what I mean. Oh bo ouga uga. I'm afraid we're at the end of our show. I know we've come to but I have one last stegment. I like to end with a little thing I like to call my take. Yeah, uh, I'll just get out of here. One of the great quotes in history, and I forget who said it. Whether it was Buddha Gandhi or John F. Kennedy, it doesn't really matter. The quote goes something like this, love makes you do

crazy things. Now, over the years, I have had many loves, and I have been guilty of being crazy in love, no question. I have loved people and objects as hard as anyone could love, especially chocolate. Don't get me going on chocolate. I'm a chocoholic. Dark chocolate, semi sweet milk, yum yum yum. But I digress. I guess the big question we're trying to ask ourselves is can love actually

make you do crazy things? Can you just walk onto a commercial airline flight, refuse to wear a mask, and then proclaim you know why I refuse to wear a mask because I'm in love. I'm in love and I don't care who knows it. Can I just walk into my local Starbucks and start urinating on the wall. Yeah, and when the staff says, sir, what are you doing? There's a restroom just two ft away from you, I can say I know I see it. I'm not blind.

I'm in love, and I'm going to direct my firm hot urine stream so that it douses everything in your star. Can I steal a car from a showroom floor, then lead law enforcement on a six hour slow speed chase, and then when they're cuffing me on the ground and ask me why I did it? I can bellow. I don't know what to say, but I'm in love. Cupid arrow hit me and I was overcome with the need to steal a fully loaded forward focus. These are the

questions that have baffled mankind for centuries. Experts say that two people who are only vaguely attracted to each other can fall madly in love if they go through a scary or exciting experience together. Boy, don't I know it. I was once trapped in a well for two weeks with a with a Mexican guy named Alessandro Patadina, and it was scary and exciting and we fell for each other hard, nothing crazy, just some hand holding and he

would occasionally caress my cheek. We were eventually rescued, and when we got back on solid ground and the cheering was over, we looked at each other and realized the spell was broken. Just like that, we were no longer in love. So it was love just a chemical action? Is it spiritual? Who knows? We all just need to

love and be willing to be loved. Do me a favor when you go home tonight, grab your loved one or ones, hold them tenderly, look them in the eye, and then bite them as hard as you can in a cheek and then just say I'm sorry. I know that was crazy. I love you. And if we all just took a moment to do that to the people we care about, the world would be a better place.

I'm Ron Burgundy and that's my take on than what that grag s sis me because he stuck looking so fine to dry like a chuckle like a fla saw him duncker fo we'll dry so we never gets a duck fright so far to get up a lot of band wins. And he's a guy. He ain't no stand and he doesn't have he's on a nighttime sandwich because everybody knows he's the Burgunzi bandit. The Ron Burgundy Podcast