156 Tao Te Cha-Ching
Once you suck at one thing, you can suck at all things.

Once you suck at one thing, you can suck at all things.
If you don't think a Korean woman can be a tyrant, you've never dated one.
We want the world and we want it now.
Clapping helps neither comedy nor essential workers.
It's 4/20, which is also Hitler's birthday! Light one up!
Caught up with da boyz in NYC.
Twenty years in and we still don't get that it's the 21st century.
If not voting for Biden is a vote for Trump, then not voting for Trump is a vote for Biden... looks like I'm covered.
Caleb and I talk about what NYC is like during coronavirus, and his trip to Japan in January, where THEY ALL KNEW THIS WAS COMING. Caleb has seen the benefits of being more Asian.
Trump talks a big game, but Biden is out here grabbing actual pussies.
Gal Gadot was in the IDF, which stands for ironic disappointing fact. This episode was brought to you by FIGS, which is for figs. I think I might have lost them as a sponsor. I talk about the Gal Gadot - Britney Spears continuum of celebrity survival strategies, how our entire society is a failure on every level including me, the Weimar Republic as told by an idiot, and social media as collective narcissism.
yo we gotta shred this wave of globalization gnar gnar and diversify the supply chain brah
Instead of joining TikTok, it's better I talk about a bunch of things I don't understand.
If masks don't work, why do they need them so badly?
I'm going down on this virus to get to the bottom of it.
If you had to choose between working with Trump and saving humanity, how many of you would watch the world burn?
Conspiracies, I got 'em. You looking? I got all the hot ones.
If you can't separate the Chinese gov't from its people, maybe you're the racist?
I get why it's wrong to call it a "Chinese virus, but can we call it the STOP EATING BATS virus? Maybe if we start eating pandas, they'll stop.
Remember when we thought impeachment was historic? I talk about some of the data I've been seeing, what strategies seem to work, and what will most likely go down in the US as coronavirus is the only thing left on tour.
Gotta take my mind off the coronavirus, good thing the NBA is... oh, goddamit!
It's Bernie vs. Biden, and the meme war hasn't even started.
...with the colors of the wind. Elizabeth Warren would have made a great first Native American President.
Coronavirus? Super Tuesday? Wake up sheeple! Get out in the woods like I did for the San Gabriel Mountains Bighorn Sheep Survey!
Please don't vote for Bernie, beg the greatest minds of our generation.
Democracy? Debate? The people demand blood.
People afraid of Asians for coronavirus are themselves infected with the virus of racism. *COUGH*
Twitter is real now in the post-Trump era. I'm on the front lines defending things that get nothing out of my support like South Park, who some writer who said it was "impossible to overstate" it's "cultural damage." Yes, more than war and the financial crash, South Park.
Parasite has dominated the Oscars and Koreans are proudly reminding everyone that they are not Chinese.
Are you shaking at the fascist takeover of our country? Are you quenching your lulz with lib tears? Don't worry, our political system is a Bill Hicks bit.