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The Read My Lips Game

Apr 18, 202410 min
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The Read My Lips Game

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So I tried my lips. I started with sixteen out of the couple hundred that were submitted. I had it down to sixteen. Then I had to whittle it down to ten. Then I need seven for the game three three and possible overtime. So I have seven. It's just it takes me that much time to get down to the killers, and I got all killer words here. How you feeling, Chilli feeling great? I don't know. I don't think I put my Boddy on you right now. You see them a

little scatter either. I don't like the guy that I'm playing for. Oh, Derek, good morning, good morning. Did you make him mad? I gotta work with this guy? Well, I kind of. I was gonna go for him, but then I figured he would have been gone first, so I got I tried to go with testa lines. What had happened was uh? That was it? That was the worst the dog ate my homework. Excuse ever, Derek. Okay, Let's see what Mike has to say. Hi, Mike, Uh, there's Mike right there. Hi Mike,

Hello, sir, good morning. You must have got through first and you picked Tessa, Yes, sir, Okay, Mike, Mike, Mike, ma'am, ma'am does this help Chili? Your music? Does it? You're waking me up? Okay? Okay, yeah, if I put on the Lonely Bowl sometimes he gets a little excited. Yeah, uh, Tessa, I'm assuming you're the returning champion. I am what would you like to do here? I would like Chili to perform for Derek? Okay, conquer mean back. Don't worry about Derek. Okay, Derek, Derek, He

explained himself. I don't know who that is? This classic misunderstanding, right Derek, I get only Derek I know? Is Sue Lander trying to help you? I'm sure? Okay, great words. Let's just say I'm the big D. You're the other big D. Okay. Chili said your D was the smallest ever burn Here we go. He didn't say, well, yeah, he would have said that, had you heard you say that. All Right, I gotta speak for Chili. He can't hear. He's got

headphones on. I'm gonna read some words, and he's gonna try to read my lips. Alex, you're time keeping it, okay, great, twenty seconds on the clock after I say the word. Richard sent this one in here. We go, thumbs up, thumbs up, really nice clean top lip for him. Oh that's you shave for chili. I do I get rid of the top lip. He says that my mustache is distracting. Sometimes you don't have a tickler. That's why I can't tell good I have a

mustache. Then he thinks tom Selleck. He starts thinking about blue Bloods. All right, here we go, thumbs up, all right, thumbs up for the second time, lit fuse, lose lips, lit fuse, lit fuse. Ah, well, well, well, alright, I'm gonna go A and B here. Okay, out of the gate, Derek. Here's where you say something like, hey, dude, my plan works. All right. Here we go twenty seconds back on that clock like the finnbots,

Jacob sent this one in. What is he talking about? Okay? I think it was more of a risk it for the biscuit mentioned dumbs up, dumbs up, saucy balls, Doug Bark saucy balls, Soggy Park saucy balls, Shorty Park saucy balls, Jersey Park saucy Balls, Donkey Balls, saucy Balls, donkey Ball saucy He kind of got there in the end a little bit he was in the direction he got closer. He was saying, park this park that that's I believe that's an IKEA reference today. Saucy balls.

Right, there was a lot of balls everywhere in home. Too many balls in home. Ers. That'll be in our meeting today with the Wizard. Can we say, like, shouty park or something like that. I don't know what he said. I don't know. Somewhere he said new Jersey. I know he said that. What the hell New Jersey did anything? Looked like I was saying, New Jersey. Alight, here we go. Corey

sent this one in thumbtop dumbdo cereal milk? I what cereal milk? Oh, that's not going cereal milk, Ariola, cereal milk, sigarette, but cereal milk, cigar Melody, cereal milk, time, cereal milk, and donkeys cereal milk. Here say it? Say it? Oh, say it. I want you to say milk, cereal, cereal. Of course it's cereal mon I mean there was milk involved in what I said. It was nice. That was really good. Shut Ariola. Now that was close. That was close. Surround all right, Tessa, I need you to put

headphones on please, you need one to tie? Okay, the seven twenty games are rough? Yeah, nobody, nobody's ready for seven. The listeners were ready for seven to twenty. I'm going to Ray Fleams after this. The listeners were ready for for seven to twenty. The words were that they were coming in at a record pace. Great job, guys. Don't let the team here spoil how great you are today. Everyone else is up for it. Set the people on the show. I'm still trying to catch up

from six from the homeroom. I know, I know, all right, one to tie to to win playing for Mike, Mikey, you ready your third? I mean, you aren't gonna do anything. You're just sitting there, all right. Nursey sent this one and she said even she said, She's like, this is really hard. This is all I got and I used it. It's good thumbs up seven twenty seven twenty very twenty very seven seven seven twenty seven seven twenty. I thought there was a really good word.

Yeah, yeah, Nursey, Randy, she rocked it. We love Nursy out there on her Harley Drew sent this one in. This is for the wind so Juici. This is already for the wind. He's trying not to that flicking sausage flaps, chocolate flap, sausage flaps, sausage flaps, chocolate flat flag, sausage flaps, sausage sausage flaps, chocolate shape, sausage flap. No, I I was trying not to break on that. Know why that struck me as so funny? Normally she'd be mad. She's laughing.

Sausage flaps, sausage flag looks like chocolate. It flat sausage chocolate right, yeah, all right, oh lord, all right, now, Leah, is she gonna is she not gonna get this? Were I? No, No, We're not going in overtime on your effort. I hope no. Let it be another sausage. But all right, biscuit flap, kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding, Leah, thank you very much, thumbs up. All right, this one's easy. She's got this sleep snacks, sleep sacks, sleep sacks, sleep sleep snacks, sleep snacks. She said

it. Yeah, that's what, All right? What was in what was in rotation? Biscuit failed, It was gonna be overtime biscuit failed. Lundo not to read my lips, Derek, good luck getting through every again, were on this show for anything. I wish you the best of my friend, I really do well. I want, I want, I want, I want great tickets. Last year I tried. I tried to get in again to get the Weezer tickets. But hey, good job, Jiley talk. No, he can't hear you tell me good job already. I am.

You're talking about things that you've won in the past. Oh he's never going to speak. There is nothing to talk about with your future, right all right? Derek you hey, Mike, you won today. It's Mikey. He likes it. Mike, he did like it. He likes the tickets to weez their flaming lifts and dais Or Junior at seven twenty don't ever like me up just early to play a game again the again, just because they were here for it. Military mom o, milk Saucer, Indiana fever,

Stanley cupped, Twitter, pull Oki Dokie. I think that's been on before, Proposal fail, A lot of stuff that we talked about, sheet crumbs, a lot of stuff that we talked about this way and then this This was Alex I almost went with Linda running poop? Was that on the sports blog page today? All the marathon was the guy running. He pooped and he just kept running. All right, See I don't always go poop. Yeah, okay, like that took a lot of restraint. That shows I'm maturing a little bit. Maybe

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