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The Read My Lips Game

Mar 28, 202413 min
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The Read My Lips Game

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You know what. Somebody kids to read my lips. I've gotten chili in the Hey, White Rodney, do do do do something? Move around, White Rodney. You there, I'm here, buddy. Hey there you are, White Rodney. How are you good born? Sir? How are you? I'm doing great? Uh? Who's playing for you today? Hey? Chili, Chili? You think today he gets his first gets his first win? He might have told me a little different. What did you tell White Rodney? Did you tell him? Did you guarantee a victory to him?

Oh? No, no, Uh, he is selected my buddy, Alex. Oh he got mad? So so Dave, Dave, you must have called first, Yes, I did. Well, you can get on. So you called. You're talking to Chili. He says, who do you want playing for you? You have to tell him you don't want him. I did. And then you don't even give White Rodney the courtesy that you're that that Alex is off the table. You torture him too. I just want to see what his loyalties are. You have to hear that twice that

people don't want you. Who what kind of massive kiss? How are you? What? Rodney might not be getting into the Tournament of champions It's right, let's go. Okay, White Rodney team Chile, Dave team Alex. I've seen Chili's putting on headphones. So he's going first. Oh, I get yeah, I guess so he's just he's just taking Okay, listen, he's playing like a man possessed calling a shot. Okay, what I have are? I got it down to seven. I've got a tiebreaker in case

we need it. We needed it last week. Testing your timing, I am okay. So as soon as I say the word bamn, I mean twenty seconds immediately, so does the word wraps up boom? Let's see if he Chili is very he feels like he's winning or losing is dependent on how my face is shaven. I didn't just gonna let you know what I'm on the Patrick Mahome's diet. Ice cream cones So championship written all over me. Okay, athletes do that. That body is written by ice cream. Twenty

seconds on the clock. Here we go, thumbs up, thumbs up, Here we go. Other other White Rodney psycho banana? What psycho banana? Sec your banana? Psycho psycho banana? Hey, Hey, I think that was Tessa with her one. What do you have, psycho? You buy one banana or one apple? You buy one banana? Oh yeah, just stand there in line, oh with some pocket change juice. Yeah, that's Tessa, that's me cycle banana. She buys one banana. Alright, thank you awesome, Amy sent that one in. Here we go. Nurse D

always sends in great words, thumbs up, thumbs up. Apparently all Chili is getting his food today. I shuffled him. Here we go. Butter lamb, butter liquor, butter lamb button her face, butter lamb, butter lamb, butter lamb. But wow, I have not talked about the Ryan traditional butter lamb. No, but we are waiting a picture. Everyone's waiting for it on the Gram. We want to see your story. We want to see the butter lamp lamb on the Gram. I will I will be

making a butterm Are you making one? Yes, that's what it is. Every year London and I make a butter lamb. Nurse D Nursty knows you, okay, great wood Nursty. It kind of a reminder to I don't even have make a butter lamb. Good call. Get your sharing all right? Uh? Your boy is on fire, White Rodney. He's playing angry. Just tell him that you didn't pick him to make him mad, you know, like somehow turning around. But he's really trying to win these tickets

for you. Does he get all three? Dallas Daniel? We go from Nurse D to Dallas D. Here we go. This made me laugh. I think it's tough. Thumbs up, thumbs up, Grandma Musk. Okay, say it again, Grandma Musk. I'm not saying the first word, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma musk Draymond. But Grandma Musk, I'm not saying that, Grandma, not get canceled. What does it look like? What? Grandma? I can't say it. It sounded like I mighta get canceled

if the last part, it seems like that would. Now the first part, yeah, I think we were talking about the smell of homes and then I said, Grandma's have like a musky. Grandma Musk, I knew the first one was a geep, but then the other ones were kind of bad. You're gonna have to tell me off air what you're thinking, Grandma Musk. Grandma Musk, I mean that's what like the that's what Elon's kid must call his mom. Yes, that's like, that's old Grandma Musk ms Grandma

Musk. You smell like Grandma Musk. Okay, you got to chili white Rodney. You gotta be happy with that. I'm pretty happy with For a dude that's acting like he doesn't like you, he was playing pretty hard. Shut it all right, Alex now changing out the headphones? All right, Alex changing out the headphones. Great words. I think you guys did have a wonderful job sending in words today. Except for Grandma Musky, Grandma Musk,

you did get them. Yeah, I just didn't want to guess after that first letter, I was like, no, I'm gonna just bear it. You still are going to have to talk to me in a private meeting off air. Are do you understanding? No clue? I know, alex Is it's not obvious what. I have no idea what he could have been saying. I have no idea either. Okay, here we go. Alex now has headphones on. He can't hear me. Uh, friend on, friend off? He kicks ice under his fridge, doesn't pick it up.

Eli said, this sin comes up nuts butts? What nuts butts of nut bust, nuts butts. What No, it looks like you're saying c punt noting that. Did he say it? No, nuts butts? Time? Did he Okay? He said, he said bust. He said, oh, nut bust, Oh nut bust. He said, so this nut to bust. Because when we were talking about being in a Sealis commercial, Chili and I talking about taking a tub together, a bath I was thinking, I number one, I was thinking salis in separate tubs. My number two

thought of Chili and I in the bathtub together. We're looking facing one another and our feet may be touching. He was thinking that we're in a World War two biplane and we're nuts to butts, and I'm sitting behind him in a in a in a bathtub, just to shield you in case something happened. Well, you don't like the cold. He was trying to keep you warm and a little cold. Huge. I didn't want to be in the tub with you when I brought that up. Here we go. He needs

both of these to tie sure he might get his first win. Nick sent this one in thumbs up, Grand Salami, Grand Salami, easy one. Shout out to Milo. Milo's on my mind today. People are very thankful you played that clip. Yeah. Sometimes I'm worried about Payton playing audio from someone that's no longer here. And it's never with disrespect. Man. You know I love the man. Thanks for the legendary Milo clip. Oh wow, that's great. I miss our baseball angel. Okay, this is a

big one. He wasn't on American Idol, but he does listen to this show. Our Christautry. It's our Christaughtry. He's better for the tie. Thumbs up is up. Tamalay meter, Tomali beer, tomalay meter, Tomali meter. We're going over time, We're going overtime baby, Okay, So Alex leaves the room, but meter, Yeah, watermell in cinema. Yeah, he was going to say tomala eater. That's delicious. Okay, chili, yes, sir, congratulations first over time of the year, second second

over time of the year. I keep listening to tests on overtime. Well I keep losing. Alex so cool. You need to beat him. Uh, I'm going to say the words do it quickly. I'm going to say the word you time. I will he guesses, keep timing until he gets it right. He's gonna get it right. And very quickly. You better do it good. Okay, okay, dramatic music. Nervous, alright, I'm nervous. I'm a little nervous. Alright, here we got nervis chance sent this word in? Okay, over time, Okay, thumbs up,

Get thumbs up for white white Rodney, the other white Rodney. Battery boyfriend, battery boyfriend. Wow. The Malay Testa's spirit was strong with me too. Yeah, get your grass. Hey, he's quick, Alex is quick on this. You better have been on that timer. I was overcorded. I was I put in front of the cameras that people can see just how

accurate I am. Okay, get your boyfriend in here. Yeah, go get your I'm sorry you're twin Yeah, but he here comes at alex P. Everybody, alex P, everybody, Welcome back to the Marl Alex overtime rules work as follows. I will say the word, you keep guessing until you get it right, Testa wile time as soon as I as soon as I have said the complete word, and then we'll keep that timer rolling until you get it right. It's easy. Here we go. Hey, Dave,

is that you making a mess over there? Or is that White Rodney. Not White. Okay, Dave, you're getting an out of your truck. What are you doing? Focus your guys up. It's overtime. Act like you've been here before. Dave. Sorry, man, it's okay, it's okay, all right, Here we go, Here we go. It's tense, it is. I'm so glad I'm not the timer anymore. That's my favorite part of the show. Yeah, giving up that job was the absolute greatest thing I've ever done in twenty year. It's nice. Thumbs up.

Yeah, Chance, thanks for the word. Battery boyfriend, battery boyfriend. Who oh it's yeah, you know, like vibe A five hundred situations. Yeah, well, well I'll tell you what. You both you both got it quick. You both you both said it slow. It is going to be a photo finish here. I can't wait to see the results. Tessa, the official timekeeper of today's got official time for alex Pe was one point sixty six seconds, just under two The official time for Chili was point

eight one seconds, just under one second. What ChIL, Thank you, Thank you Chili with the win. White Rodney. I told you he doesn't disserve me. He doesn't, he doesn't. White Rodney. You were just you were just trying to get him angry to get that victory. The first off, the Schneid got him right. What is the other white Rodney want, Dude? You get the perfect circle piss for Primus tickets all on one stage, Woodlands Pavilion. You picked a winner, you picked a Chile and

congrats. Welcome to the Winter Circle, my manager. Welcome in Chile, everybody. With his first win of the year, he used this rock, housed himself, Caternative, and The rod Ryan Morning Show

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